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OT 1/25 The Thanks, Rain and Thunder, For Waking Me Edition

A huge clap of thunder woke me. How rude of Mother Nature. Man On Fire is playing on tv so I guess I will not be getting any sleep tonight. This movie is still as amazing as ever. Denzel is such a badass.

Anyway here are some videos to help commemorate the drought relief that we finally are getting here in Tejas.

What are some of your favorite rain related songs?

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Love this one.................. Benjy Davis Project

The Rain

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:28 AM CST reply actions  

You like BDP???

I wish they weren’t “taking a break.”

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

ive been to two of their shows...

its 1/2 ass college music.. but I enjoy it.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:13 AM CST up reply actions  

They're fun guys

I’ve seen them, I think, four times. Sold merch for them once.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Led Zeppelin

<The Rain Song/a>

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:30 AM CST reply actions  

let me try that again

The Rain Song

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I was debating about posting that one.

But I figured I had enough vids already.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 4:31 AM CST up reply actions  

a little country for ya?

songs about rain

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 AM CST up reply actions  

country.......blegh.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 4:33 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed on 95% of country music being god awful

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:35 AM CST up reply actions  

ESPN opens up SC with "Tigers now favorite to win the world series"

and quotes MGM at having Detroit at 4:1 to win the Series….

Mind=Blown

Tigers are the 5th or 6th best team in the A.L.

1. TX
2. Boston
3. New York
4. Los Angeles
5. Detroit

(1-3 can be interchangeable for alll I care)

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:38 AM CST reply actions  

MLBN had it this way....

1. NYY
2. TEX
3. LAA
4. BOS
5. DET

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 7:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I would go

NYY/BOS
TEX
LAA
DET
TB

I wouldn’t even say that DET is that much better than TB.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Why you hatin

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Did Boston suddenly acquire a lot of starting pitching that I missed out on?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

GB

Lunch in Houston two hours you down?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Can't, lunch meeting today.

Wednesdays don’t really work for me.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I keep trying hahaha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Land your plane downtown Fort Worth

and we can go to the Fort Worth Club for lunch

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Fridays, brah

Fridays

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Look, I know you really pissed off that your husband agreed to stage a kidnapping of your daughter

which resulted in, as far as you know, your daughter’s death, but how are you not going hysterical when you discover your husband’s lifeless body after he shot himself in the head from the guilt?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 4:46 AM CST reply actions  

Because Marc Anthony deserves to die.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 7:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Latina

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

She white.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh...I....misremembered.

Sorry, moving on, then…nothing to see here…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

But this lady is white.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

pirates owner on the chances of trading Andrew McCutcheon
“If someone wants to back up the truck and give us one of those organization-altering deals, it’s something that we’d have to listen to…It would have to be a dramatic overpay on the part of the other club.”

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 AM CST reply actions  

The sane among us have been saying this for weeks.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah it was talked about in two other threads

at least.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

oh great. you're here.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Moe vs Mike E

or Micah vs Benj-E

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday dear meeeee. Happy birthday to me.

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 6:00 AM CST reply actions  

We're one day apart?

Jesus.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 25, 2012 6:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh wait.

This is wednesday.

So we’re zero days apart.

Hummmn.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 25, 2012 6:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I know, right?

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 25, 2012 7:07 AM CST up reply actions  

...

Happy Birthday. A song to commemorate the occasion. Lyrics NSFW

by BHill on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Happy birthday, gentleman.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:18 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Happy Birthday, A-Holes!

(Cue Dave Matthews Band)

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Happy birthday to you!

It’s also LSJ’s bday.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Happy BD, both of Yu.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Happy Birthday!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

If anyone mentions

Bruno Mars as far as rain goes, I’ll brain them.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 7:06 AM CST reply actions  

Free Fosters anywhere?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 7:10 AM CST up reply actions  

True.

Free bloomin onions at Outback?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 7:14 AM CST up reply actions  

g'day mate !

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Celebrate by playing knifey/spooney

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 7:50 AM CST up reply actions  

HEY MISTER PRIME MINISTER!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Songs About Rain - Gary Allan

Rainy night in Georgia, Kentucky rain,
Here comes that rainy day feelin’ again,
Blue eyes cryin’ in the early mornin’ rain,
They go on and on and there’s no two the same,
Oh it would be easy to blame all these songs about rain.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 7:10 AM CST reply actions  

No Milli Vanilli?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 7:13 AM CST up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUGH

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions  

motherfucking severe storm waking my goddamn ass up

hurrr let’s wake taylor up on the one goddamn day he doesn’t have a goddamn 8 AM

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 AM CST reply actions  

this is the description for this weeks giant bomb-cast
What do chewy tannins, Chicago sports, warm fronts, makin’ cables, Steven Tyler, the Crypt Keeper, SSX, and Resident Evil 6 all have in common? You’ll have to listen to this week’s episode of the Giant Bombcast to find out!

good hosts
2-3 hour long podcast
cover lots of topics
=winner in my book

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 7:45 AM CST reply actions  

Eddie Rabbit

I Love a Rainy Night

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 AM CST reply actions  

Something about hard rain makes me wanna listen to reggae

It’s been a Jimmy Cliff morning.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 8:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I really enjoy taking 75 minutes to go from North Fort Worth to West Irving

Thanks, rain

Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 25, 2012 8:04 AM CST reply actions  

820?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions  

or 183?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Both + 161 in the rain

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 25, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions  

where is that tamale shop in dallas you reccommended?

i need to bring something to fridays potluck

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

La Popular Tamale House

Columbia/Munger

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

12 dollars for 12 tamales is quite expensive

ill just buy some from the mexican at the lowes parking lot for 4 dollars a dozen

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

For my personal consumption, I’ll pay the money. For co-workers, Lowe’s works

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I found a place in east Dallas that had tamales - 1 dozen for $25

I almost laughed. She assured me they were quite large. I did not order any.

by matteo25 on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

25$ / doz

sounds like they were trying to take advantage of you, gringo.

at 25/doz they better come in pure gold foil wrappings.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

how good is it?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions  

They're good

People here at HQ rave about them. I bought 6 dozen from a co-worker’s mom this year and was severely disappointed. And hers were $10 a dozen.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

hmm

i may stop by next time im around that way

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions  

My mom drives all the way to McKinney from Plano to buy tamales.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

know where?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I've been there before but I'll have to ask her again.

Actually I’ll give her a call right now.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

It's a place called Pupuseria La Salvadorena off of Highway 5.

She says there a place that she goes to in Farmers Branch as well, but is going to call me back once she has the exact name for it. I thinking this may be my lunch today.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

mmm

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Reviews

here

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

The place in Farmers Branch is called Izalco.

(972) 241-2064

12895 Josey Ln
Farmers Branch, TX 75234

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

That song is crazy good live.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Then again, DBT is an awesome live band. Waiting for Isbell’s tour to make it this way again.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Have you seen Isbell live?

Incredible. Covered Talking Heads.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

No

I just recently started listening to him. His songs with DBT were some of the best written songs on their respective albums. His solo stuff is awesome.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

You can judge for yourself

but I thought he was better live than the Truckers which sounds a lot like blasphemy.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Different sounds

Ever seen Bingham? That’s another one that I always miss out on

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Not yet.

Intended to catch him at SXSW last year.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Wish I could still do festivals

Married…with children keep me to only 2-3 shows a year. Gotta choose wisely.

Hallelujah came on the shuffle this morning. So good.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

This was one of the after shows.

I’m definitely not able to go to shows like I used to, looks like I’m going to have to pass on the Old 97’s at Gruene Hall on the 3rd, and seeing them there is way up my to do list.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Watched Shawshank Redemption for the hundredth time last night.

Still amazing.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:10 AM CST reply actions  

I agree

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions  

You like that movie?

Who knew?

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Weird huh?

On a side note, my daughter is home sick today and is watching Spongebob. The voice of Spongebob’s boss, Mr. Krabs, is Clancy Brown who played Captain Hadley in Shawshank.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Fun facts!

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I may have to break out that DVD this weekend

love that movie.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions  

brooks was here

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions  

So was Red.

So. Was. Red.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

still find that part of the movie mostly unnecessary.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Brooks symbolizes losing hope.

Andy’s whole point is to not lose hope, or you’ll let prison kill you, like it did Brooks.

It’s pretty important.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Exactly

And the scene after that with Andy and Red in the cafeteria talking about hope pulled it all together.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions  

And Red has to make a choice.

That’s what the harmonica symbolizes. Red played it as a younger (free) man, and Andy didn’t want Red to become so institutionalized that he gave up all hope of ever feeling free again.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

and they couldve done that without devoting 15 minutes to brooks.

the book didnt spend as much time on brooks as the movie did. i understand what that brooks means metaphorically, im not asking for your help in understanding that. im saying it sticks out from the rest of the movie. it strays away from the established main characters. what they accomplished in giving brooks 15 minutes they easily couldve accomplished in 3 or 4.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I completely disagree.

Brooks is a likeable, sad character, and his story is beautifully told. He’s motivation for Andy and Red and provides the important dichotomy of ‘getting busy dying’.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

its essentially a movie in a movie. everything changes.

the scene completely changes – the actors completely change – the music changes – the tone changes. for a whole 15-20 minutes. you could reach the same conclusion and cut back on that scene. its out of rhythm from the rest of the movie, even from a cinematic point view.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Again, I think it's important to provide that dichotomy.

Clearly, this is one of my favorite movies and I love the way it’s made, so I don’t agree that it sidetracks the movie.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

its one of my favorite movies too.

i just find brooks to be more drawn out than it needs to be.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I think we can all agree on one thing

That fat barrel of monkey spunk had it coming….

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by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Are you sure you don't want more insight?

I can explain other stuff. I know how the can-and-string method of communication works…if that’s something you’re interested in.

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by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Clever girl.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

No,

he’s a necessary element.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Percy Wetmore: Top 5 Movie Rat Bastard.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

That's Green Mile

and the Warden makes Percy looks like an pubescent little brat.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Shit, you're right.

/idiot.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

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by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I've seen both of those movies several times

and I make that same mistake every time I talk about them, I think my hate for Wetmore’s character caused some brain damage.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

its all good...I mix up things all the time.

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by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Too me.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Different prison movie

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by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I put Man on Fire onto my Netflix Queue last night

Im really looking forward to it.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:15 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

So good.

MOF > Taken

Send out the Aqua signal.

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by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 8:18 AM CST up reply actions  

i think he got his certification in the mail recently

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Does Aqua love taken or something?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I thought he was the one always championing the greatness of Liam Beeson

Or am I confusing him in my brainhead?

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by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

That's definitely Aqua.

But Taken > MOF

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions  

irregardless of Aqua's penchant for things Liam Neeson

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Where do these two movies relate to other movies?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

This is a very minority opinion.

But, I think Man on Fire is one of my top 10 favorite movies. There is a large amount of awesome ass kicking.

And you know when its coming when the crunchy industrial music starts.

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by Josh Lile on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I guess the main character is a Jach Bauer, Jason Bourne, Liam-Neeson-in-Taken kind of main character?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Jack Bauer*

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

More or less

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by Josh Lile on Jan 25, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I guess no one can really be like Jack Bauer

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:33 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

He's more complex than your normal action movie character.

He doesn’t lose his shit until deep into the movie.

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by Josh Lile on Jan 25, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions  

It is an immediate stop down for me when I come across it on cable.

and Walken? “A man can be an artist at anything…Creasy’s art is death.”

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Nine Inch Nails!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I think it should be "how do"

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Kind of a 'father avenges child' theme, no?

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Basically

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by Josh Lile on Jan 25, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Good point.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

This man gets it.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I like Liam Neeson

Is there a problem with that?

Anyway, I didnt think that Taken was amazing.
It was good, but not great.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:23 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Denzel>>>Neeson

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s hard for me to take Oskar Schindler seriously as an action hero.

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by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Beeson>>>Neeson=Denzel

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Ooh, that's a tough one.

They’re both really good. I think Taken comes out ahead for me though.

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions  

i'll go w/ Taken

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by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I like you, TheJeezus

That’s the only reason I’m not utilizing my high midichlorian count to strangle you at distance.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I too will refrain from throat punching you a la Jake Shuttlesworth.

Sidenote: I’m conflicted about the throat punch. On the one hand I’m like: “Damn, that was pretty badass,” but on the other hand I’m thinking “Aw, c’mon. A throat punch? Seriously? That’s just not fair.”

Check out the 1:45 mark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb5RUf5NcDQ

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by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

A throat punch has potentially serious repercussions down the road.

The throat be nothin’ to fuck wit.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

No way

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I could watch Man on Fire on a loop

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by Josh Lile on Jan 25, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Man on Fire

might be my favorite Denzel movie ever.

That’s like a top 25 movie all-time for me

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Can't lie, fellas

Not a fan of “Man on Fire.”

Tony Scott’s schizoid editing/bleached cinematography just drives me bonkers. And I didn’t really get in to the “story,” which is pretty much just “man protects little girl, man loses little girl, man kills a lot of really bad people” (which can be fine, but I just thought the whole point of the movie was “ooh, let’s see what cool ways Denzel can murder scumbags! I know, he’ll tape plastic explosive up their ass!”)

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

You just declared a flame war.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

It's okay

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

“Let it Rain” by Mark Chesnutt
I always thought that song was really sexy.

“Bring on the Rain” by JoDee Messina & Tim McGraw
Another oldie.

“Vanilla Rain” by Alexa Wilkinson
My friend, Todd, is in the video. Makes me smile.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:18 AM CST reply actions  

Oh, also

I was hanging out with Alexa when she ate meat for the first time in five years. Not a euphemism.

CS, B.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Ergh

Need…more…sleep.

Gonna be a long fucking day at work today.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 8:22 AM CST reply actions  

I can't decide what to listen to today.

Might start with BDP after reading IANF’s post at the start of the thread.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:24 AM CST reply actions  

a young prince fielder

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 AM CST reply actions  

Tigers hat, Giants shirt, Cubs pants?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Was this at an All-Star Game or something?

Young Fielder has on apparel from 3 different teams.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

And one of them is a football team.

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by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

Didn’t even notice…just saw “Giants” and context took over.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

That was pretty Bideneseque...lol

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Nice

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 25, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

no clue

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Trammell looks weird in that picture.

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by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Looks a little down on his luck

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

He was having a premonition

that the little fat kid would someday rake in $214 Mil.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Awww, maaaan....

That ball was meant for me!

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by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Deja Vu...

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Sports Fan Foul, on the chunky kid!

(though he is sporting one of my favorite pairs of Jordans)

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure, I had similar pants...not cubs pants but similar

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by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

cowboys draft talk

over @ ODB

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:27 AM CST reply actions  

"50/50" is on RedBox

I know what I’m watching this weekend. I might break down and finally watch “Moneyball” too, but I’m still resisting ….

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 AM CST reply actions  

watch drive.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Also on my Nexflix Queue

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Not on RedBox yet

And if it’s not on Netflix Instant, I’m out of luck

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Although, who am I kidding?

I might as well buy the movie.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions  

You only use Instant?

It’s only $1 more per month to get DVDs last time I checked.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Hmm

It’s telling me it’s $7.99 to add DVDs

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

yup instant + dvd/bluray isnearly 20bucks

still not sure its worth me keeping it

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by rentz on Jan 25, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I just have streaming right now.

And I barely use it. I’ll probably put it on hold once baseball starts.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

i just dropped to streaming only this cycle

/

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

i hardly use the streaming so i think id be more likely to cancel it all

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by rentz on Jan 25, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I still catch up on a lot of TV through instant streaming

Movie-wise, the pickings have been pretty slim lately.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

watched moneyball 2 weekends ago for 1st time...

ended up watching it 3 times that weekend… great movie.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

i need to watch it still

maybe tonight?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

It bugged the shit out of me.

As a Hollywood sports drama it’s fine but the baseball fanatic in me and what I know about the book was like WTF

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

watched it last week, was good

but best picture? no way

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by rentz on Jan 25, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Why? Moneyball is great.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't like Brad Pitt.

And it’s a movie about the A’s.

Blech.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions  

You don't like Brad Pitt?

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions  

That's odd

I don’t think I know of anybody who doesn’t like Brad Pitt.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, now you do.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

C'mon now

12 Monkeys? Fight Club? True Romance? Ocean’s 11-13? Benjamin Button?

Brad Pitt rocks in all of these movies.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm

Nope.
OK.
Nope.
Good, but he wasn’t my favorite in those.
Meh.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Snatch...

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
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by Josh Lile on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh snap

Completely left off Snatch. My bad.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

how can you forget about snatch??

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jan 25, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

first BJ's now snatch

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by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't even start with me, shock

Snatch is probably my favorite of all those movies I named.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

i love that movie

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

"Why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger?"

(pauses)
“Because he dodges bullets, Avi.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

“I FOOKIN’ ’ate Pikeys!”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

His knock out punch at the trailer park

on Gorgeous is probably my favorite movie punch… with Mongo punching a horse being second

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

And I fuckin' love that "Golden Brown" song

by The Stranglers. Say what you want about Guy Ritchie- the dude has some awesome music choices in his films.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Button was fucking terrible

and I don’t care if it’s a BTO

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

It started out with a grand idea

but was not executed very well. Ended up feeling heavy-handed and preachy. Not to mention long and boring.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

It was basically Forrest Gump

instead of being a moron, being a guy who ages backwards.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was ok but it was WAAAAAYYY too long

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I was ready to go and he was still in his 30s.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I said Brad Pitt was good in it, not that I loved the movie

I enjoyed CCBB, but I didn’t love it. However, Brad Pitt wasn’t the problem.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Interesting.

I always thought Brad Pitt was universally loved by all people of all sexes, creeds, and races?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, then this is my BTO of the day

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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

We need a BTO color for comments.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

It did feel strange pulling for the A’s.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

It's really good...I know women who aren't passionate about baseball that like the movie.

The women that like/love baseball love the movie.

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"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

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by Josey Wales on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Second part is definitely my wife

I think Brad Pitt helped a lot too though

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

its really not so much about the a's...

its like saying the rookie is a movie about whatever high school he taught at or the devil rays.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Valid point

I’m still not in a hurry to see it.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Moneyball is very good

I don’t know if it’s Best Picture good, but it’s good.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, a few friends keep telling me I need to see it

But so far, I haven’t.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

My wife even liked it

Although, having to pause it every few minutes to explain stuff was a little distracting.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Sorkin wrote the screenplay, right?

And Pitt as a regular guy is great.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

yes he did

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Sorkin

The dialogue isn’t quite as fast paced in Moneyball as other things he has done but it’s still good.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

have you watched sports night or west wing?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I remember Sports Night

But never watched West Wing

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

west wing is good

worth watching for srue

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

West Wing is good

You have to pay attention though. They all talk really fast.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

the sorkin walk & talk

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Sports Night

was greatness. Never watched West Wing.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

I can’t wait for the Blu-Ray to be released for the complete series. I will drop some change on that. I’ve found myself wanting to start the series over and watch from episode 1 just about every year.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

i need to dig my parents dvds out and watch them

been meaning to for a while

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish I watched Sports Night.

Sounds like it would be right up my alley.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

DVDs bro

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll have to check it out.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Isn't that on Netflix streaming right now?

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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

50/50 is a good.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Moneyball is a decent movie.

Some of the baseball stuff leaves stuff to be desired.

Brad Pitt makes a weird face in one scene and it makes me laugh even though it’s a serious moment.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

This is the trick, forget a terrible year

That we can break the laws, until it gets weird

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 AM CST reply actions  

Started a new RTTS pitcher

two nights ago, the commentators say ‘one pitch away’ constantly, and I don’t like it.

Also, Clemens is starting for the Longhorns Alumni team Saturday, it’ll be worth the trip just to see him get lit up by a college team.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 AM CST reply actions  

No one on here has mentioned a lot of flooding

But I’m seeing it from my first Texas employer on my fb timeline. Hope everyone’s safe down there.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:43 AM CST reply actions  

So far nothing serious around where I live.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, ran into three flooded areas on the way to the train station this morning.

Was getting pissed thinking that people were rubbernecking an accident. Then, once we got to the area of the “accident”, I realized that I was in about 6-8 inches of water. Pretty jacked up when you’re driving a Nissan Versa.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

The feral cats we take care of

aren’t terribly happy about the rain. They have this hilarious, “WTF” meow they give us when it’s raining and they come up to the door for food.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Why do you take care of feral cats?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

besides the flooding....this is awesome. Lakes are getting filled

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Right

We’re definitely really dry this winter too. The flooding is crazy though.

When I lived there, I briefly dated/hung out with a firefighter, and I’ll never forget the phone call he made to me after a rough night of work. It was in the middle of a flood, and he had to go try and rescue two kids who had been left in a car that washed away. Suffice to say, their efforts were not successful. It reminded me that even my worst day at work isn’t as bad as some have it.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

And I shared that

Because I think of that incident every time I hear about flooding.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

wow thats heavy.....I dont know how someone would be able to deal w/ that

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, he hated that part of his job.

He always said to me, “Give me flames over people anytime.” He would rather fight a fire than do the medical side of his job. I think that still holds true of him. We’re friends on facebook, and although he doesn’t talk about his work on there much, I still get that sense. Although he’s gotten a few awards for rescuing people.

True story: The first time I saw him, he was pulling a woman out of a flipped car on the interstate. I was hooked from that moment.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

they are true heroes....i don't know if i could that

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I could not do any form of emergency personnel work

Police, firefighters, EMT …. thank goodness someone has that in them because I certainly don’t. They deal with the stuff I’d prefer to pretend doesn’t exist.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions  

same here

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Truth.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Good perspective.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Slight flooding on the roads I drove on, but no big.

Just stupid drivers who drive too fucking slow.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

You're part of the problem...

Slow the fuck down. DFW as a whole has probably the poorest draining highways I’ve ever had the privilege of driving on.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Honestly I find DFW highways to be pretty damn good in regards to rain

compared to a lot of places I’ve been.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Shut up.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

You shut up Spurs fan

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Tshirt longhorn fan

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Tshirt Tshirt fan

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

No way...

I’ve been a fan of tshirts all my life…And I hate their rival Polo more than Bama fans hate Auburn fans.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

See I'm a Button Down man

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Not even in the division...

The only way we’re meeting is in the Super Bowl.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll see you in hell

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Button downs wouldn't even make it to the semis.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Your mom goes to college

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

touche

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

People are actually against T-shirts?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

No I mean the one who drive 15mph under the speed limit because it's raining even though the road is drained well.

I can understand not speeding, but driving that fucking slow can cause accidents too.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

i'm in the drive 10 under crowd

but in the right lane….still wasn’t the slowest on the road

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Garth Brooks - Thunderolls

Lightining Does The Work – Chad Brock

Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan

by LSU Ranger on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 AM CST reply actions  

I wish they would play the extra verse on the radio

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd take

Standing outside the fire, or We shall be free.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Shut up

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

You shut up!

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Love those.

So much.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Standing Outside the Fire is a good one.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Ireland

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I seriously thought I was the only one that liked that song.

And I love it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I think you and me are the two people who have ever heard it.

I still contend that Garth Brooks is the King of Country. Fuck George Strait and all the “Southern Rockers”

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm listening to it right now.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

She's Gonna Make It

Is the only acceptable song on Sevens

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Good pick.

Ain’t Going Down til The Sun Comes Up
Tearing it Up and Burning it Down

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Mine too

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---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Worst Garth songs

Beer Run and 2 Pina Coladas.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Agreed on this.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

That Summer

Makes me wanna bone old chicks. You know, since it’s about boning old chicks.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Rodeo

Papa loved mama.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

This is a very stupid statement.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

the irony

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

so i'm reading thru the Koji hate thread

where the hell did all these posters come from? good grief

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 AM CST reply actions  

just a ton of people I've never seen before

I almost always go into the baseball threads.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Same

or I go in there and think “Oh yeah, I remember that dude…thought he left”.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Me too.

They scare me.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

heh. When I was a lurker, I would read all the front page posts and comments..

I kind of got a pretty good gauge of most the commenters.. Since I’ve been posting, I typically stick in the fan posts/shots, so now I think of y’all when I think of LSB-ers. From time to time when I wander into the front page posts, my first thought is always, “Who the fuck are these people?” hah

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

who the fuck are you?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

lOl

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Lol

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

couldn't resist

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

He was late

We had a different one each minute. A little slow, TTWBG!

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

yea WTF....good god

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I'M THE WORST, I'M GOING TO THE AM THREAD

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

where you there for "the great OT divide" of 2011?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I was irritated by the OT split at first

but I’m sold on it now. Props to LSJ for the idea (I think it was him).

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

inspired by LOL's OT threads

BTW I stopped by to check out theirs…. We are much more entertaining.

by matteo25 on Jan 25, 2012 10:02 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

So LOL is the place you can't use "chatspeak" right?

So everytime I say LOL I’m just going to say I meant the site

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I am quite capable of it.

But I wouldn’t.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

DONT ANTAGONIZE THE MODS

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I was reading through the AM thread when someone (I forgot who)

got fed up with all the non baseball talk and flipped shit about someone making an OT thread. I started posting a month or so after.. Made my grand entrance on one of the first LSB Late Night (Sunday) threads. I Lurked for almost 3 years haha, so I’ve seen a lot on here

/humblebrag

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Ohhh yeahhh.

heh

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought he flipped shit in an actual OT thread though.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

From what I recall (which is admittedly fuzzy)

the morning threads were all going 1000+ with OT comments outpacing baseball comments 2 to 1, so OC went on a tirade and stopped coming around. Quite a few others wanted seperate OT threads, so LSJ started the daily threads. Has worked ever since.

That’s just how I remember it though.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

YOU LURKED ON ME?!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

WE ALL DID

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 11:52 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I didn't.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you feel it?

I’m flipping you off

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I didn't.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 25, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

/matchst1ck

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

i didnt either

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I lurked for a while, too

but that was on the original ESPN boards.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't lurk here long before I started posting.

LSJ brought me here. He was one of my few blog readers and kept encouraging me to come to LSB.

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I lurked for a few months.

Then someone said something stupid (IT WASN’T ME FOR ONCE!) and I felt I would be remiss if I didn’t correct them.

Now I’m addicted to this place.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I come here in the offseason

because the baseball threads always degenerate in to Josey “well if JD hadn’t signed Beltre, we could’ve signed ______/extended Josh/bla bla bla bla” and troll fests.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I clicked on the thread because I was like, 'Why the hell does this thread have so many comments?'

Only to find out there was a ton of people being unnecessarily angry about Koji. I then fled back to the comfort of OT threads.

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Good TV talk I was sorry to miss.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

good Sopranos talk along w/ trying to get JW to come to the tailgate

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

So we're supposed to be mad that a dude DIDN'T want to go to Canada?

Um, yeah, I can’t. Sorry.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

NO HE'S A TERRIBLE PERSON AND IS FUCKING OVER THE RANGERS

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

Yeah, that’s what I meant….rabble, rabble, rabble

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I mean seriously,

‘How dare he exercise a right that he is entitled to in his contract?! That fucker! Fuck him!’

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

DFA HIS ASS

wait, who are we talking about again?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

This place really is the nurturing save-haven for good and funny people

except Benji…

<3

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

This is where LSB is headed, isn't it?

Baseball topic posters vs. OT posters

This is going to be a fun season.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I think so..

so when the GDT’s get heated and there’s a blowout argument, is there gonna be a huge war between the two gangs?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

x

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

x

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, we're probably looking at more of a Jets and Sharks deal here

"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not gonna lie,

I’m a SOLID snapper.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

i was thinking more along the lines of the Yellow Jacket Boys personally

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

xx
Mac: No, no, no! Gangsters don’t sing!
Frank: What are you talking about? You ever hear of gangsta rap?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Obviously Josey's Gang

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Josey is Danny Devito

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast...Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

NO DOY

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

THE PECAN SANDIES

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
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by Josh Lile on Jan 25, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Obviously the Front Page gang

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Obviously the OT gang

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Just watched the MST3000 Blood Waters of Dr. Z

It’s a rare middle of the road episode to me. MST3000 tend to be utterly hilarious or terrible. Not often do I chuckle fairly consistently but not really laugh aloud at any point.

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 AM CST reply actions  

Agree.

Sometimes, a bad movie with unfunny commentary is worse than just watching the actual movie and making your own jokes. Sometimes they knock it out of the park, though.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Mine is probably the one I linked below..

I’ve watched it like 3 or 4 times and it still kills me

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Another one of my favorites

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

"IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!"

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Lol

One of our (many) rejected band names back in the day was The Railing System.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Manos: Hands of Fate

Teenagers from Outer Space
Bloodlust!
Lasterblast
Hobgoblins

I’m sure there are others

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Hobgoblins is solid gold

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Didn't like that one so much..

But this one is absolutely fantastic.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Blood Waters has some laugh out loud moments

surrounded by a lot of mild chuckles.

It seems like most of the eps released on Netflix Instant aren’t the good ones. My fav episodes have to be Manos, Mitchell, The Girl in Gold Boots (“hey guys, I just teleported in here! That’s impressive!”), and Overdrawn At the Memory Bank (which I swear to god was the basis for The Matrix).

Ok, good argument: Joel or Mike?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep, that's one of the two sets I have

The Hamlet is pretty meh, but the other three are friggin’ GREAT.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah! The wife and I still sing "Oohhhh...ooooh.....I am sad" all the time

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Joel for me

I think Sidehackers is one of my particular favorites.

by BirmInMD on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Joel's stuff is just too obscure for me, I think

You have to be really well versed in old tv/movie/book references to understand 90% of his jokes.

“Oh look, it’s ______.”
“Oh look, it’s ______.”
“Hey, that’s ______.”

I’m a Mike guy as well.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Honestly it doesn't matter for me..

The robots make me laugh always

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

i still think mst needs to come back and do 80s action movies

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

RiffTrax tackles modern "good" movies

It’s a little more work (you have to download the audio file and then play it along with the DVD), but there is some gold in there.

300 and The Twilight series are pretty excellent.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Someone (maybe an LSBer?) posted this on facebook
Why do we have 2 Jeepers Creepers, 4 Wrong Turns, 5 Fast and Furious’, and 55 Saw movies and only 3 Back to the Futures?

Good question.
Which movie franchise has gone on too long?
And which one(s) do you wish would have a few more installments?

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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 AM CST reply actions  

3 Back to the Futures

was just right. I wouldn’t want any more of em.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

That last one was pretty silly, but a good trilogy.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought the 2nd one was the shitty one

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe it was.

What’s the one where he Alex dresses like a gay cowboy?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

That's 3

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Wait, Alex?

Like Alex P. Keaton?

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by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I always call him Alex.

Was wondering if anyone caught it.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I like the second one

That’s where we found out we’ll have hoverboards and flying cars in 2015.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

And that the Cubs would beat Miami in the World Series.

ROFLMAO

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I didn't even really care for the third one

But …. he makes a good point about excess in the other franchises.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I liked all three.

Did you know the third one was actually filmed before the second?

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm

I did not know that. Interesting.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I had a friend that worked for one of the production companies

he was telling me “Yeah, we’re shooting BTtF III…” and I was wondering WTF about II?
Some kind of set scheduling thing or some such.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

That makes sense

Since 3 was better than 2….

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by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought both

of those movies were filmed at the same time? One of the few franchises to do that.

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by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Might have been some simultanious productions going on

but the bulk of the third one was shot before the second, according to the dude I knew back then.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

1 BTTF would have been good

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by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Free Willie went 4 movies too long.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The first Pirates of the Carribean was actually not bad

those movies got really, really bad really, really fast.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I hated that movie.

Depp was moderately entertaining, but it had absolutely nothing else to offer.

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

The fourth one was awful

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The second one was bad, but the third one was awful.

It just completely went off the tracks of any sort of coherent plot or story. There was no way I was seeing a fourth.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed.

i fell asleep half way through the third one.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

THISSSS

I didn’t even bother seeing the last one they oozed out there.
Loved the first one but was hella pissed about the sequels, just like The Matrix.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I may be the only one this is true of,

but I actually preferred the second Matrix movie to the first. I like that they actually took things further than just, ‘I can be really fast and strong’ Of course, I wasn’t a huge fan of the first Matrix though.

Now, the third movie was shit. It was terrible.

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I loved the third Matrix

Didn’t really like the second one

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Are you a third-child?

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm a third child

and absolutely hated the third Matrix.

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by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

1st

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Or 2nd

Depends on who you ask

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Hmmm... so much for that theory.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

Dissenting opinions here.

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess so

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I liked the third one

Second one was meh

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Both sequels were shitty, opportunistic money grabs

IMFO.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I jumped off after seeing the 2nd...

Never saw the 3rd and the 4th doesn’t have Kiera Knightly so who gives a fuck?

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

For real

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The second one is absolutely horrible.

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by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

From what I've heard, Fast Five was one of the better movies of the franchise?

So perhaps it’s not a bad idea after all…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

i only had a problem w/ 2 and 3

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by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I haven't seen any of those movies.

So I can’t judge.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

It's corny as hell

but the only other one I’ve seen is the first…. yeah, it was probably better than that, just because of The Rock.

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by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

It was surprisingly entertaining

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by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Friday the 13th

Nightmare on Elm Street
Alien
Predator

Have all gone or went on too long.

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by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Aliens might be best sequel ever made.

3 and Resurrection were pretty meh

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I actually liked Ressurection

3 was meh

Looking forward to the prequel, if that’s really what Prometheus is.

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by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Cool! Guess I didn't know about this...

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

RIVER FENIX MADE PEOPLE WATCH IT AT ABOUT 330A

last weekend.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Too long - Final Destination.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

AND OH MY GOD INDIANA JONES FOUR

This may be the worst offense of them all. Shia Le’Bouff swining on CGI vines with CGI monkey and CGI Harrison Ford…. Oh dear, God, what did I do to deserve remembering this movie?

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I try to pretend that movie doesnt exist

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My approach to anything Lucas has touched post 1984

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I refuse to see it.

Seriously, Indiana Jones and Fucking Aliens!? The fuck!? No, no, no, no. Indiana Jones is supposed to be about mysticism and religion. Not fucking science fiction buttshit!

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

NAZIS!!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes! And Nazis!

Mysticism, religion, and fucking Nazis!

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Was the hot girl

in the Last Crusade a Nazi?

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by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

YESTHIS

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I still enjoyed it

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by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd like to report a rape....

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by rentz on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

hahah

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 11:55 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Land Before Time.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I haven't seen any of the sequels

but I know 5 to 10 year old me watched the first one about 642 times.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

chuck morgan on the ticket yeah

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 AM CST reply actions  

Has he given LSB a shoutout yet?

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

not yet. snow monkey is gonna be a plush toy

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah and you have to rent a child to get it!! grr

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by rentz on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Woke up at 7:45, played basketball for an hour and a half

feels goodman

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM CST reply actions  

Like John Goodman?

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Max always says it, I figured I'd try it out

I believe that’s where it came from? I’m not very current on non-LSB memes

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Max

Such a trendsetter.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Trill

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Stop stealing my life

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

What the heck happened in the Koji thread last night?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

redonkulariousness

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Any actual baseball talk?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Sure, once the most volitile types were dealt with.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Sure

Matchstick and Josey had a great conversation on the merits of using only road stats to determine a player’s worth.

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by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Can't believe I missed out on that to sleep

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

DFAHIMIHATEHIMHOWDAREHEREJECTTHETEAMHESCREWEDTHERANGERS

Pretty sure that’s the best summary

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by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Can't believe I missed it

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You know what sucks?

Wet fucking socks. Might as well just get back in bed and start all the fuck over.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:37 AM CST reply actions  

very integral part of the day, the sock.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

What's first?

Wet socks or soggy bread?

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Socks stay with you all day.

(and, really, until you take a shower….they can cause a funk)

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

And you get yourself a bit of trench foot...

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Wet socks

Especially if you can’t change them immediately. UGH.

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by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Wet socks are terrible.

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by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

hey IANF, what was the dates of that cali trip thing?

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if we are still thinking about it, this is icing on the cake.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM CST reply actions  

river fenix and herbie need jobz first

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

okay, people. let me lay out a scenario.

i wake up last night at about 2:30. the fiance asks me a question and i reply with a, “what the hell are you talking about?” she replies with something that didn’t make any sense, and it goes on for a few replies. i finally wake her up and she is like, “the fuck is wrong with you?” so i tell her something weird is happening to me.

i start moving my hands in front of my face but it is all going in slow motion kind of, and i don’t really feel like my arm is part of my body. i kind of freak out on her and i end up trying to go to sleep, but i close my eyes and all i see is white, which freaks me out. i’m having crazy thoughts. like i’m picturing dying and burning and all kinds of things.

so i take a shower to try and relax. basically i get back in bed about 3:30 and turn the tv on and get on my ipad and start googling weird things in your sleep. i couldn’t raelly find anything. then i fucking start getting paranoid that someone is in the room with me and i am just fucking flipping shit.

really scared, you guys

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM CST reply actions  

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

You're not on meds or anything, right?

Antidepressants and such?

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

(I don't know why I wrote this as an assumption. Didn't mean to.)

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

no, nothing

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah for real this is a good question

was it just last night or is it today too?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

i feel okay today.

but i was absolutely helpless last night

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

man, this is what i think it was.

like, full on panic attack

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

From what I can tell, you've been stressing bout your job and getting married and shit.

Any other major stressors going on?

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

that's really about it.

though, that’s kind of a lot of shit

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Just drink till you can't feel feelings anymore.

It works.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

nah

old TDT

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

i had tons of panic attacks after I was engaged

even tho I knew it was the best decision I was ever going to make.

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by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah i had some moments of why the fuck am i getting married last night

during this whole ordeal. i know it’s the right thing to do, absolutely. but i just was freaked i guess for wahtever reason

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

may have been the "straw" that broke the camels back" kind of thing last night

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

i think so.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Is there someone you can talk to?

A counselor or therapist?

I know guys aren’t big on doing this, but … just a suggestion.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

nah, not really.

i’m not opposed to it, but i don’t know

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

If you think it'll help you de-stress, go.

I’ve been in therapy before.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

for real

whatever will help w/ destressing … do it.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

fap fap fa..

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I really think you need to.

You have a lot of stress in your life right now.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah not sure how to best de-stress

but i would suggest doing that — even if its taking a couple of days off from work, talking to someone, getting a massage, etc

(seriously)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

gun range....best stress reliever.

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by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope...

Heavy punching bag.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

ummm...still going w/ gun range

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

i kind of want to do this again sometime soon

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

its very fun love it

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah panic attack would make some sense

i havent had one but i know they can manifest in different ways

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Well,

go to a doc and get some nice drugs. Also, chill the fuck out! Problem solved.

by GutenDirk on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I've had one in my entire life and I think it was early November of this past year.

Shit gets cray.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

You smoke?

Trying to quit? I’ve heard similar stories from people on Chantrix.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah ive heard crazy chantix dream stories

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

And you know, people on chantix trying to break into other people's houses and getting shot in the face.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Too soon, BT

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm surprised anybody got that...

You down with the Dallas indie music scene or something?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

They covered it on The Ticket quite a bit

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by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

yep...fucking sad as hell

reasons why I didn’t use Chantix when I was quitting smoking.

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I never listened to the side effects on the commercial...

Until after they covered it on 1310. Fucking insane.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Was thinking the same thing.

I recorded it so my wife could hear it. Never heard anything so disturbing from a company trying to sell their product.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

We've had pretty good results with the e-cigarette so far.

We have a pack to supplement, but we’ve only bought one in the last two weeks since we started using it.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

ben smokes e-cigs

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

The affectation is important for me

so it’s nice to have. Since it mimics the smoke hitting your throat, you can kind of forget you’re not smoking cigs.

Though, nicotine has never really been my addictions, it’s the act of smoking that I love. So, I prefer to take things as a process.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

i was def addicted to the oral part of it just as much as the nicotine

heh oral

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I was a fan of his music,

but only because The Ticket talked about him so much.

Then, that happened….

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

who was it?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Carter Albrecht

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

sad sad story

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

nah, not a smoker

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Then, my professional (I'm not a professional) opinion is

GutenDirk may be onto something.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, that's obviously very serious...

It could happen while you are driving or something, get to a Dr asap dude.

by GutenDirk on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

+1

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

it is a serious thing?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

it is

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Even Tony Soprano had them

he went to a shrink, despite his manly ways. He got better, too.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, don't say "just a panic attack"

Those things can be completely debilitating. You need to see a doctor, or at least call your PCP to discuss it and get an opinion.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

really dont want to have one when you are driving, etc

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

thanks, SP

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

No problem, brotha

Let us know how it turns out, if you don’t mind sharing.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Is it too obvious to suggest serum your doctor?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

what is this?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

iPhone fail

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Seeing*

Not serum

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

iPad money.

Rich snob

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by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

hot feet

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey, man,

sorry I’m late to this part of the thread, but I don’t think I would see a physician about this unless it happens again. If you do experience this again, then it’s probably time to go get it checked out.

Unfortunately, this doesn’t sound like anything to me. There are some doctors who hang around LSB that might have heard of it, but my limited medical student knowledge doesn’t cover this. I would guess that without a symptom coming out that you haven’t listed here, a general practice doc would recommend healthier lifestyle type things like not drinking alcohol or caffeine after a certain hour, trying to put yourself in a calm, dim environment for 30 minutes to an hour before going to sleep, getting more sleep, etc.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I guess it's possible,

but those normally manifest with headaches, changes in vision, loss of feeling or movement of limbs, etc.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

It's probably lupus

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 25, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It's always lupus.

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:11 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Blink 182 self titled is the best all around album they have.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM CST reply actions  

Alright, you're speaking to a Blink expert here..

Explain yourself.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

A Blink 182 expert?

People like Blink 182 enough to become experts?

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Listen, I know it might be a little silly..

But they’re my favorite band of all time.. Don’t even care. I grew up with them and will always love them hah.

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I was just listening to First Date

Love that song

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:54 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

One of my least favorite ones from that album, honestly.

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not a huge Blink 182 fan

But I love that song and All the Small Things

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

some people like nickleback so why not?

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by rentz on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

As far as most listenable from beginning to end.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.. It's not bad.

If you go into it with an open mind and not thinking about it being blink, it’s a really really good album. But if you compare it to their older stuff (which is almost impossible to do if you were a longtime fan), then you kind of look at it disappointingly.

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

My personal favorite would either be Dude Ranch or Enema.. 1 and 1A

TOYPAJ is like 1B

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

BTO!

And a dumb one at that.

Enema still reigns supreme.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm in Austin you guys

Have to leave today – where should I eat lunch?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 AM CST reply actions  

East Side Cafe

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Somewhere I can grab a bite by myself

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s a small place in an old house. They grow all the veggies in the garden out back.

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by SoWasRed on Jan 25, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Vegan

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

fuck you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe later..

just grab a burger

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

There's a really good vegan restaurant in Ft Worth.

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by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Fuck that

Fort Worth is about slaughtering cows and eating their delicious meats.

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

a park

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Vince Young's

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

(This is a joke based only on the fact that the one time I walked by that place, there wasn't a table in there and they were charging $30 for a chicken breast)

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

....really?

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by Josh Lile on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

my mind has exagerrated it a little bit, but the menu's pretty ridiculous

http://www.vinceyoungsteakhouse.com/images/menuPDF/dinnerMenu2011.pdf

And there’s this little nugget: “We suggest a minimum entree per guest;
all split entrees and steaks will be a $5 charge.”

I would not return to that restaurant.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

That whole area of downtown is overrated-tourist-convention center restaurant alley

VY’s, Max’s, Piranha sushi, Roy’s, The Melting Pot, Fleming’s

Fogo is ovder there, and I like that place okay, but that’s about it.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I tried Cafe Crepe or whatever which is right there too

and it was meh. Very very meh. Borderline bad.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

It's not great.

There’s some new bar & grill over there next to the Mongolian joint that’s supposed to be good. Something garage something. I think replaced what used to be a gay bar called the Cock Pit…..

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm staying (and am still here actually)

at the Radisson at Cesar Chavez and Congress – this hotel is shitty but Austin was stupid booked up the last few nights.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm well familiar

I’d say we should grab lunch, but I’m headed to a baby doc appointment.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Do the waiters there have nervous breakdowns if something goes wrong?

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by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Habana Cafe

On South Congress. Great Cuban food.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 25, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Brisket tacos at Green River BBQ

Touristy? Sure. Still freakin’ delicious.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I somehow missed the Benji Origin Story

What is it you do for a living that seems to take you all over the fucking place?

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

HE HATES THESE PHONEBOOKS

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I mean cans

But the new phonebooks are here!

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I'M SOMEBODY NOW!!!

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

There weren't many asses in the seats last night due to weather...

TELL ME YOU GOT ME A BOBBLE HEAD

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

They won't give you one if you don't have a ticket,

otherwise I would have gladly gotten you one.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Next time (there are 3 more bobble head nights) if you can't make the game

and have a friend that is going, buy one of those cheap $9 seats on game day, give them the ticket, and they can pick up the bobble head for you.

If you don’t have any friends going to the game, get the cheap ticket to me and I’ll grab one for you.

Next three Bobblehead nights:
Feb 16 vs. Calgary (Jamie Benn)
March 20 vs Phoenix (Kari)
April 3 vs San Jose (Ericksson)

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

You're my boy, blue.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I work remotely

So I just travel for fun and work in various places.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Ah, nice.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Hopdoddy Burgers - Soco

Home Slice Pizza – Soco

J. Mueller’s BBQ on South 1st

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Wazoo's or something like that

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Death Metal Pizza

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Hoeks?

Yuck.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Death metal + pizza

How have I not known about this place until now?

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 25, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I had it shortly after the Rangers beat the Tigers to advance

was very wasted as well.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Bikini's

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

food truck

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Who are all these people in the AM thread?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM CST reply actions  

Right?!?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I think LSB has grown into something bigger than we could ever imagine.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

AJM created a monster

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by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I think we're chopped liver

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

They want shady I'm chocolater

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

So much to the point that we've created a lil brother website, LSB Jr.

AKA – ODB.

Ha!

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

The ODB owner hates me so much I could be the ODB Josey

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by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Are you convinced that Ganaway should

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 10:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

..participate in the Taylor Swift gangbang?

Like he has a choice in the matter..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

...have won the Heisman??

(Baylor doesn’t exactly have a MY)

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I just feel like Texas is really going to hand it to them

because The Big Starr is more devoted to BJGate than he is to Fine Baptist Ballin

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by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Sort

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Just ignore me

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Sort of OT

Where did you go to school, Benji?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Penn

Wharton School of Bizn-ASS

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by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Then why are you a fan of UT on your SBN profile?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Is that not allowed?

Why can’t someone be a fan of a college team even if they didn’t go to that college?

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

T-shirt fans aren't cool

If his parents went there I’ll give him a pass, though.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

OK then

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

omfg.

come on. this is going to end badly. you know it.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Yea

pretty sure this has already been hashed out here.

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by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Probably several times.

It’s the LSB way.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh yes.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

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---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a valid question

I have attachments.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I just don't understand why there has to be a connection to a college

For it to be OK to be a fan. I’ve had that conversation with others who think “t-shirt fans” are lame. I figured he was starting that up. But oh well.

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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

He apparently is.

I can see it to a limited degree… but the self-perceived admissions board of a college’s fandom are more annoying than the t-shirt fans themselves.

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by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I think I might actually agree with you on that.

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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Tell em Steve-Dave!

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

lets not get into it.

really.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't think it was a vitriolic question.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

it ends up spiraling downhill very quickly usually

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Had a full ride to UT

but passed it up to go to Penn. Twin had a full ride there and is UT alum. Went to a lot of games, visit a lot, have a ton of friends here still, etc.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm

I’ll need some time to thunk about your IT credentials.

I’ll get back to you.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, I told you why I am.

Me giving a shit if you approve or not? There literally are no shits.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

That was a joke

I’m really not a fan of t-shirt fans, though.

The worst are Yankee fans that aren’t from NY. At least you’re from Texas.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 10:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

UT*

I’m more off than usual

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 10:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

How'd you get a full ride to UT?

I finished top 15 in my class and had good SAT scores, and they offered me a whole $300 in financial aid.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 25, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

i also had one

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Terry Foundation

What was your SAT?

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by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

1260

Also, I was the youngest person in my graduating class- finished HS three weeks before turning 17.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 25, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was 1500 and my twin (also Terry) was 1510

among other factors

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Baylor will never be the same

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

With the traffic this place gets, I am totally ok with that.

You should see the numbers. It’s ridiculous.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Wouldve been better if he was saying OH SHIT!

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

reminder to vote for food in the tailgate IV thread

tailgate IV
tailgate IV
tailgate IV
tailgate IV
tailgate IV

also, let me know if you are interested in tickets.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 AM CST reply actions  

Whatever it is, make sure it has a ton of gluten

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

There will be lots of beer.

So I think you’re set.

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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

thanks for all of the help, people.

i guess i will give my doctor a call

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 AM CST reply actions  

We've done well, LSB

We’ve taken care of our goofy little brother.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Does anyone here eat at Jason's Deli a lot?

We’re ordering there for lunch today (because it’s still a torrential downpour here) and I rarely eat there.

Any good recommendations?

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 AM CST reply actions  

Healthy?

Turkey Wrap is yummy

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by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

half muffalletta with cup of tomato basil soup

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

you can never go wrong with a muffalletta

unless you hate olives

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by rentz on Jan 25, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Beef Eater

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Winner

I like the cut of your jib, Drapers.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

HE'S GOT A JIB?!

I DIDN’T GET A JIB!!!

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

did you get a jib?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I did not

I is sad

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Beef Eater rules.

Also like the Deli Cowboy and the Turkey Melt, sammich-wise.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Fiesta Chicken Wrap is good

I always have them press mine like a Panini.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Beef eater.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Aqua though

The Spud Au Broc Potato is probably the single most amazing thing I’ve ever had from there.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

In the Spud Realm of Jason's

I can certainly co-sign on this.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

California club

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

THIS

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

nutty mixed up salad

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

There's like 4 votes for Beefeater in here...

I think you know what you need to do.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Ranchero wrap or reuben [turkey reuben if being healthy]

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I know there are a few people here who like "The Walking Dead"

Have you ever wanted to see the show credits with the “Growing Pains” theme song? Well, today’s your lucky day.

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM CST reply actions  

i think i enjoyed the toyota commercial before the video even better haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

x

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 AM CST reply actions  

Cool.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

This is probably why only the finest alpaca fibers touch my balls.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

My wife as alpaca house slippers.

They’re soft.

cs, b

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU LSB is slow

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM CST reply actions  

just broke for me

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Same

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's taking me 4 or 5 trys to post. What happened

did we sign Beltre again?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Same here

/popularblogproblems

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

LSB's 503 page

link (large screenshot)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM CST reply actions  

Yeah we've all seen it KOK

TRY SOMETHING ORIGINAL

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

lol ive never seen it before

made me laugh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

YOU CLEARLY DON'T SPEND ENOUGH TIME ON HERE

FRANTICALLY REFRESHING

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

rarely refresh

open OT thread at start of day (same w/ tailgate thread recently) and rarely go anywhere else during day lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

not me

I click in and out of pages all day… I don’t like having more than one LSB thread up at once

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

That's strange to me

I keep all the threads open and just hop between tabs and z it up.

But if I see no updates on a clearly moving thread I KNOW THE LSBZ HAZ BROKENZ

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Gah

Spent the first two hours of the work day moving offices. By the time I got on we were somewhere around 450 comments.

Hate when that shit happens. My ‘z’ key probably won’t work much longer.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

When I'm that far behind

I usually shift-A, then read through comments quickly to see what’s interesting, but that way I don’t lose track of where the active comment threads are as I’m catching up.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

+1

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

So I finally watched Quills yesterday

Damn, the wifey is about 0 for her last 5. Although Kate Winslet was hot…so there was that.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM CST reply actions  

That was a freakin' terrible movie.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

You no lie

Complete balls.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Last five movies I've been subjected to

1. Quills
2. Emma
3. The Importance of Being Earnest (great play, shitty movie)
4. Johnny Mnemonic
5. Lady in the Water

And we get in a fight becaues “you never like anything I like.” WTF is going on here?!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Yikes.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

That's a pretty craptastic list, sir.

My wife is horrible at picking, too.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

And I had Willow in between #1 and #2

so it’s been a rough month of Netflix, boys and girls. Ugh.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Incorrect

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

These guys

Not awesome.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

The short guy kind of looks like Nick Swisher

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Mr. Rubber Skeletor Mask

Also not awesome.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Special needs dragon

Nope. Not awesome.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Okay. The Brownies did suck. I'll grant you that.

But otherwise, that movie is fucking awesome. It was the only good fantasy movie around for a long fucking time.

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not a fan of

bad acting (Joaquin Phoenix, who I usually love), crappy history (pretty much none of this shit happened the way it’s shown in the movie), cheesy dramatic moments (really? a Darth Vader “NOOOOOOOOO!” scream?), or cardboard cutout characters (how do you make Michael Caine so boring?)

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

A long time ago I liked Johnny Mnemonic in the 'it's bad but I like it anyway' way.

But I haven’t watched it in years, and that last time I didn’t even make it all the way through.

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

About the point where it got to the psychic dolphin I just had my head in my hands

I don’t think William Gibson translates to the screen at all.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I love Eternal Sunshine

What’s your point?

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

that it's great?

heh.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit.

I miss two hours or so of posting and this thread blows up.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM CST reply actions  

It's called the Benji effect

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

On a related note,

when you Google Image Search “smug cocky arrogant”, these are the first two images that appear.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Nooooo. I don't think so.

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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

finally caught up. yay.

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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Kate Winslet

I love that woman.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM CST reply actions  

aaaaand reply fail.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

A worthy topic all on its own

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

titanic?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Pretty much anything I've seen her in.

Gorgeous, has curves, great tits, love the accent.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

have you seen her episode of extras?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope. What is Extras?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

you are in for a treat

wiki link

Extras is a British sitcom about extras working on TV and film sets and in theatre. The series was co-produced by the BBC and HBO, and is created, written, and directed by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, both of whom also star in it. Extras charts the lives of Andy Millman, his friend Maggie Jacobs and Andy’s substandard agent and part-time retail employee Darren Lamb, as Millman rises to fame.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Questionable.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to the mavs ring ceremony tonight, you guys

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Yu gonna be there?

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

yea i am!

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

yea i am!

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Shiny!

I’m hella jelly!

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you guys get tired of JET spreading his wings in every goddamn picture he takes?

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Nah, but I get tired of his God-mouth after games.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

seriously.

I think Jesus had a thing or two to say about humility, Jet.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Amazing how so many of these Christian athletes (apparently) haven't read the bible

Dear Tim Tebow, please take a gander at Matthew 6:5-6

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I want him to practice Leviticus

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Such a wonderful book, that Leviticus.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

"No, you don't take that part literally."

“But the other parts you take super literally.”
“Because I said so.”

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

That sounds about right.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

This is something that astounds me about the evangelical movement.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

My reasonable Christian friends take it all with a grain of salt

Much healthier approach

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

My main problem

is unreasonable in-laws.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

GET AN ORIGINAL PROBLEM PRASOBEAR

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I CAN'T HELP THAT MY UNCLE IN-LAW HAS SAID

ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION THAT HE THINKS THAT OBAMA LITERALLY IS THE ANTI CHRIST

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

OH NO OH NO

YOU HAVE CONSERVATIVE MORON IN LAWS

GET IN LINE, PRAS, YOU LIVE IN TEXAS

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Hrmph

But her immediate family seemed so reasonable…

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter.

My grandfather is a racist.

It happens

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

My dad is more than a little racist.

It happens. I still love him, but when he starts talking politics, I tune him out.

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by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

My grandfather was more than a little racist.

But it wasn’t a malicious racism, if that makes sense. It’s just the way he thought about things. I can’t explain it.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

No explanation needed.

The grew up in different times. I have a grandma who still calls black people negros and she’s the sweetest old lady on the planet.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

All of my old relatives still do this

Makes me cringe, but they are all really sweet old people.

Except for my great uncle, who I (no joke) am pretty sure is a charter member of the Tyler KKK.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I think it's funny when old people

are saying nice things like… “That colored boy did such nice work on my car.”

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

My gramma spoke of the 'nigger' children she grew up with

with affection. Just the way they thought.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

The Help

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I worked in a nursing home in high school

There were many entertaining crazy old people there. We had all races but some of the old white people were former Klan and had Alzheimer’s… that made for some interesting things being said

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

My grandparents

live in a pretty small town in KS and several years ago it was hit by an F3. Needless to say all the talk of the town after that was about all the Mexicans coming into town to help with the re-building.

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by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

oh a tornado

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

It does make sense.

In some people’s minds, Mexicans are lazy and black people are the sole reason welfare is broken.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I've experienced it.

It still makes me angry.

Also, it still goes on. The whole idea of waiting for it to die out is a problem because those people raised kids and grandkids who, while more open-minded than their predecessors, still carry the prejudices.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

They become somewhat less overt

I think mostly because things like ‘political correctness’ and ‘sensitivity trainings’ are used to address the problem. But really it just teaches people it’s not okay to say those things in public so no one gets offended, not why it’s wrong and harmful to live and think like that.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, that isn't the only reason it isn't dying, that shit works two ways.

Several years ago I went to an afternoon movie one day (“V” I think)i t was just me, a few other folks, and this rather large black dude in the theater, he was sitting a row or two behind me.

The previews for that 9/11 movie came on (the one about Flight 93) and this guy start spouting out how “they deserved it because they was probably a bunch of racists anyway”.

I about fell out of my fucking chair. I think the guy was trying to start shit with me or something…I really didn’t feel like getting my ass kicked that day so I didn’t point out the fact that it was him being the racist in that particular case.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

It's weird

I have on a few occasions seen people who seemingly go to the theater to find a fight. I don’t get it.

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

That was almost always

the case at AMC Grand.

I think one of the reasons that one closed.

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by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

always a key factor

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by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I hate when racists talk about others being racists

It’s usually the minorities.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

but you can see the difference between these two things, right?

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, I see the differences

But I also recognize that the passing down of, let’s call it “redneck racism” isn’t the only thing propagating racism as a whole either.

I want racism to go the way of the dodo, but folks like the dude in the theater need to recognize that they aren’t helping things by behaving like this and presumably, propagating their own brand of racism.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

can't we all just get along?

#early90shumor

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by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm reminded of the words

of motorist Rodney King, who said …

… AHH, STOP, AHH FUCK YOU’RE KILLING ME, STOP, OH GOD, STOP

by Schoolly_D on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like me

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yep

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Ezekiel 4:1-15

I wanna see Tim lying on his side on the sideline, playing with legos, cooking from fuel made of human shit.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

In case you think I'm making that up
1 "Now, son of man, take a block of clay, put it in front of you and draw the city of Jerusalem on it. 2 Then lay siege to it: Erect siege works against it, build a ramp up to it, set up camps against it and put battering rams around it. 3 Then take an iron pan, place it as an iron wall between you and the city and turn your face toward it. It will be under siege, and you shall besiege it. This will be a sign to the people of Israel.
4 "Then lie on your left side and put the sin of the people of Israel upon yourself.[a] You are to bear their sin for the number of days you lie on your side. 5 I have assigned you the same number of days as the years of their sin. So for 390 days you will bear the sin of the people of Israel.

6 "After you have finished this, lie down again, this time on your right side, and bear the sin of the people of Judah. I have assigned you 40 days, a day for each year. 7 Turn your face toward the siege of Jerusalem and with bared arm prophesy against her. 8 I will tie you up with ropes so that you cannot turn from one side to the other until you have finished the days of your siege.

9 "Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels[b] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin© of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel." 13 The LORD said, "In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them."

14 Then I said, "Not so, Sovereign LORD! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth."

15 "Very well," he said, "I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement."

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I want to practice

Genesis 29 & 30. That Jacob…he was Holyfield before Holyfield.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Of course, there's a passage else where that contradicts

Matthew 6:5-6…forget where. Might be Timothy, which would actually make sense that Tebow would go with the Timothy version…lol.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

you tired of not being able to tank your season to get the number one pick in the draft?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

IT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION, DICKFACE.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm just talking about posing for pictures and what not.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I think it's as dark outside right now as I've ever seen it at 11 AM.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 AM CST reply actions  

Best chewing gum:

I say Trident Spearmint

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 AM CST reply actions  

Currently chewing

Wrigley’s Extra – Classic Bubble, it’s my fave and it’s sugar-free.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Icebreakers, and not that stupid cubes bullshit.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't like the little gritties in it.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Day three of healthy eating... feeling pretty good about it.

Going for rice and lentils from the nearby fast-food Indian place for lunch today.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM CST reply actions  

Good call

I’m eating German Meatballs and corn chowder as part of my “cleanse”. I’ve had it before and, so far, it is the best meal. Delicious.

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by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

erm... I think I want to be on this cleanse

what does it cut out?

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Sugar and sodium

It’s also about portion control.

To be fair, I’m not sure how much actual meat is in the meatballs. For all I know, most of it is tofu. But it tastes better than a lot of the other meals I have had so I love it the most.

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by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking of getting Cane's today

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I miss fried stuff more than meat so far.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

fry up some carrots

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by rentz on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Mmm

had Zaxby’s the other day. Good stuff.

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by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

zaxby's is awesome

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Fatboy Radar goes off

What is this Zaxby’s?

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Fried chicken place

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by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Is this a DFW thang?

specifically the FW.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

No. It's a chain

The first time I ate at one was in North Carolina

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by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Carolinas...must be greasy as hell.

When I was a Dept of Energy contractor, I ate at this cafe in South Carolina, my eggs came out swimming in grease.

I am a Texas Bellyboy, and this disgusted even me.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

It's like Cane's but much better

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by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Yea

similar to Raising Canes but I agree it’s better.

The only one that I’m aware of in the DFW area is in The Colony, there are probably others.

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by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I am not a fan of Canes

I find it very mediocre

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by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

you're a gravy man

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

What does this even mean?

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by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you eat your tenders dry?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Sometimes

Depends on where I get them from

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by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Bush's

Chicken Express

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

i always think about doing that, then i realize its too much effort

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by rentz on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Damn, Jubjub...

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by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM CST reply actions  

What now?

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

x

http://gordonkeith.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/when-emotion-hits-the-muser-show/

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by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Can't listen right now.

What is his heartfelt and tragic story?

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Friends of George lost a 13-yo son last week

George tells the story of his candelight vigil. It’s touching.

On a related note, I read this last night and thought I’d share.

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by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmmmm

TexasMonthly Texas Monthly
Robert Earl Keen says Toby Keith “borrowed” from Keen’s most famous song. You listen and be the judge txmnth.ly/x5Q6n2

http://www.tmdailypost.com/article/entertainment/fightin-words-robert-earl-keen-v-toby-keith

by octoberty on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM CST reply actions  

shocked - SHOCKED

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure he's great fun to drink a beer with.

His ‘music’ is all that is wrong with popular American music today.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I used to listen to Toby Keith, one of the few country singers I actually liked.

Although I quit paying attention after Unleashed. It was a good CD, but nothing I heard from him after that was very good.

by Arson55 on Jan 25, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Jason Isbell had a twitter argument about this same kind of thing

that Dierks Bentley stole the song “Home” Witt agrees. I haven’t listened to both side by side. Sad that I used to like the Toby’s and Dierks’ of the world.

by jls4Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I've never heard that Bentley song.

What did he allegedly rip off?

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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

It's bad

Lyrics are all different, but the tempo and chorus are almost identical

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 25, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently no one in my family believe in answering the damn cell phones.

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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM CST reply actions  

Turns out the mom is driving and the dad...well...he can't hear his phone very well.

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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

They could just be like you and drive in this weather while texting, tweeting, and sexting, and speeding.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't forget Mexting

(Sexting Mexicans)

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by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

wuuuuuut

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by shock00 on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

My Mexican co-worker (and new office neighbor) is gonna love this one

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

"ooo, baby, ju wanna peice of my taco?"

“ooo, mamacita ju know I’m gonna give you my leño”

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

"Ju had me at driving without inchurance mang."

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Actually i did none of the sort, thank you very much.

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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Fine

Now I’m hurt

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by benjihana on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll leave this here.

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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 AM CST reply actions  

LSB conservatives and libertarians went a bit crazy last night, eh?

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know if you read it,

so let’s just pretend there’s a period after last night.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Aqua went off last night.

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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Max, too,

though I think he split his frothing rage between Facebook and LSB.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Not really, I was just watching the SOTU.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't read this

but were folks lumping conservatives and libertarians together?
Because this kind of pisses me off.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

No,

but the people who were pissed off fell into those separate groups.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm extremely glad I missed this

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember thinking that

even though I had some reservations about Obama when I voted for him, that at least I wouldn’t have to deal with so much uncomfortable rage from the Left….stupid, stupid, stupid.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I tried to bring the peace

with ample bosoms. It didn’t take.

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by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

great pic, btdubs.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

My daughter just got out of bed.

Just now. It’s 11:30.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM CST reply actions  

Heh.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

She's 5.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

2.5 actually.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Yea, I know.

Reminds me of college though

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

That's not nice.

I bet Aqua thinks his daughter is a 10.

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

My 3 year old got in bed with me this morning backed her but up to me and farted.

Naturally her mom just laughs cause I do it to her all the time. I deserved it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Never has morning wood been so awkward...

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

Sleep back to back or put mom in between you.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

No kidding.

I had my 2 year old kick me in the nuts in the middle of the night.

Almost punched my wife in the face as instinct.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 25, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh man...

She could never sleep all night in the bed with us, neither can the one coming. I’m so out on that shit. However, you can crawl into bed with us in the morning since we’re both too lazy to get up.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...well...

I came into the game halfway through, so we’re working on some established bad habits.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep,

And those little monsters will grab anything

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

you are going to have a 2nd kid? WTF?

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

No dumbass, she has a 3 year old who is now my 3 year old.

I’m pretty sure TDT already berated me for this but whatevs.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Tornado Warning here on the UH campus.

We get a text message. That is all. Nothing more, nothing less.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 25, 2012 11:37 AM CST reply actions  

UNT gives a text, an email, and a siren.

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

ohhhh

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

x

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by jam0152 on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

And they also use the texting/email system to tell us when the campus has been closed.

Sometimes at 5:45 in the morning.

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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, we got a text and an email.

You’d just think if there was an actual tornado in the area, we’d hear a siren or something.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

we get a phone call too.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 11:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Do I have prior knowledge of the deal?

That is, I go into solitary knowing that (a) it’s not indefinite; I’ll be out in 2 years; and (b) there’s a fuckload of cash waiting at the end of the tunnel.

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by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Hm.

No.

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by TheJeezus on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Octogon here is speaking of getting $22 mil. in exchange.

Some more details to help your decision.. he pulled out his own tooth cause he was denied the option of seeing a dentist.. his toenails began to curl around his feet, and now has PTSD

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I can make my own money.

But if I was in a different position, then most likely I would take the 2-years for 22mil.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't

but if I was uneducated and had less earning potential I would… Or if I was already a felon.

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah..exactly.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

That's a lot of scratch.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Not enough to endure that.

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by Brad on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

No, that guy has PTSD now and will never be the same.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No shit, all the money in the world can't buy your sanity back

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by TargetField on Jan 25, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck this, I'm not going out in the rain and losing my parking spot

Looks like it’s a Snickers and bag of potato chips for lunch. Woot.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM CST reply actions  

We have a Parking Lot Defender to keep students from parking in the faculty parking lot

but that old dude can only stop one car at a time. While he’s griping them out, some other jackwagon takes a different spot behind his back.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I want that job

Is he armed? Cuz I would be.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

By gawd he should be

Or he should be able to set up bouncing betties in our parking spots when we leave for lunch.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to work for this place where I scanned documents

The salespeople were the big shots there and got the good parking spots up front.. I used to always take their spots it made them so mad heh.

I didn’t do it on purpose of course.. I had no idea that we were suppose to park in the back and leave those spots for them. I had heard for a couple weeks about their griping about it and didn’t realize it was me.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Why don't they just give tickets?

I can’t park somewhere I’m not allowed for more than 10 minutes without getting at least a $25 ticket.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

What to start watching now?

I watched episode one of Boardwalk Empire.. I’ve heard good things plus the prohibition is an interesting topic to me.

That all said.. the first episode didn’t really draw me in. Does it get more interesting? The episode was also really long, not sure if that’s typical of the rest of the show or if just cause it was the first one.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM CST reply actions  

Season 1 is good

Season 2 (IMO) was great.

Not quite “Game of Thrones” excellent, but I’m definitely hooked.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I keep hearing this, but I don't get it

The only character who bores me is Margaret. Her storyline kinda vacillates back and forth between “really interesting” and “goddamn dull.”

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

all I can say is that my life is pretty plain

I like watching the puddles gather rain

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

that's cool

you have someone

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

1992 commercials were the best.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

z

Hipster puppies

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

I just agreed with something Cowturd said

NL baseball is like going to a party and it’s starting to get really good and the boss shows up and puts a buzz kill on everything… the boss being the pitcher having to hit.

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

I heard that this morning and was shocked at how much I was nodding my head.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

ha

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh! I just officially purchased my 10-game plan!

BOOM

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

cool, see you there.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

What should I do about Deng and Gordon?

They are taking up space on my roster but if they do ever get healthy they obviously would be helpful.

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by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

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---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

herbie alerted the rangers of your trollish ways before he left.

they have your picture everywhere and you are banned forever from rangers games.

go away, mike e

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh how I wish this were true.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

why?

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

its painfully obvious, mike e

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Cause she doesn't want to miss me in GDTs?

I don’t see how my attendance in any past games has affected her in any way other than my absence from LSB on said day.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Have I done something to her that was so bad that she doesn't want me to have any enjoyment

for myself, even when it has nothing to do with her at all? I don’t think so.. I pretty much leave her alone and never really insult her or anything. I can think of one occasion on Christmas that was insulting, if you don’t have a strong sense of humor… heh.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

please go away

no, really.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

ALWAYS BID $1 ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:13 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Hey, San Diego man.

I am sure you don’t use HOtels much, but do you know of any that are nice and on the beach there… and not just on a bay?

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Give me 5

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Ocean Park Inn is also really nice..

It’s where me and the lady stayed when I was still in the barracks when she finished.. Right on the beach north side of SD

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

when she visited...

She did finish, though…

..
You guys..

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

If you're looking for upscale historic shit

You can always go with hotel del Coronado.. On the island, right on the beach, and right next to the downtown ish are on Coronado

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I saw that place.

It’s a little rapey on the pricing

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

mmhmm

What about the other place?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Same rapings

their rates go from $159 to $400 once the weekend hits the week I am looking at

by Texas Jihad on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

*pearings

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by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm thinking of either going to Disney World

or starting this daycare with someone… not sure which yet. heh.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

....

….

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

You aren't planning any

cross-dressing showtune singalongs are you?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

Those people freak me out.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Scoutmasters?

Were you and colonialbob in the same troupe?

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

*troop

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

trying to get out of the jet ski rental place business?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHA

There might be a murder in the parking lot after this Price is Right. They were bidding.. Some chick was dumb and bid terribly. Another chick bid 1500.. Mexican guy bid 1501.. Blonde girl bids 1502, wins bid, goes to game, plays for a car hahaha

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

AND SHE WON THE CAR

Hahahah

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

DADA DA DA DADA DA DA

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Did everyone already see the ring?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

That's a balla ring right there.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yaaa

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

bam

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Diamonds

are a champ’s best friend.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome

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---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Man I hate this christian ethics class

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

I hate MacBooks

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't support Apple either.

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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

*bites tongue

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

and im sure that christian ethics class hates you just the same

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Snark...muscle...spasming

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

The Baylor grad in me feels your pain

The atheist in me laughs at the notion of “christian ethics.”

The sensible poster in me apologizes for potentially starting a flame war.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

First MLB 12 Trailer

Yes. Oh Yes.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

Awesome.

Is there a release date yet?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope they get the Napoli chant in there somehow.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

and get IANF in there for an audio session

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

And Dutchstache as a facial hair option.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, man...how fucking awesome that would be?

I may have to finally break down and get current with the gaming box tech.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think Darvish is going to ship with the game.

Which means when he is added via roster update, he’ll be #11 all year.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit motherfucking hottie is the last contestant

Her name is Summer. Appropriate

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

MEXICAN GOT HIS RETRIBUTION

Summer bid 700
Mexican bid 701, won

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

True!

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by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Seal Team 6 rescues two hostages from Somali pirates

Link

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by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

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by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

x

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/25/2732724/1-25-ot-2
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/25/2732724/1-25-ot-2
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/25/2732724/1-25-ot-2

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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