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by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM CST
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Sandford is a village in the English county of Dorset, on the A351 road some two miles from Wareham and seven miles from Poole.
Sandford forms the only significant settlement within the civil parish of Wareham St. Martin, which otherwise covers much of the rural area to the north of Wareham. The parish forms part of the Purbeck local government district within the county of Dorset. It is within the Mid Dorset and North Pooleconstituency of the House of Commons and the South West England constituency of the European Parliament.
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Dos.
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Continuing MLB 12 talk to this thread.
March 16.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm still have an old version of this game
Where Josh Hamilton get’s no-name announced as “Number Thirty-One!”
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
I said it last thread
I’d bet anything Darvish is like that this year. Signed too late to join the PA in time to get included in the game’s roster.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'll bet on it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So do players get left off entirely sometimes because of PA issues?
Last updated version I played at a friend’s house I was pretty pissed because I was playing as the Sawwx and Youk wasn’t available for my lineup.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, that sentence had a helluva lotta "I's" in it.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Self-absorbed
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
That's what the wife says.
I really don’t know what the fuck she’s talking about because I listen too her rambling bullshit all the time when I’m drinking beer and I’m watching hockey.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Nobody gets left off as far as I know.
They update the rosters periodically to match current status. Maybe Youk was hurt at that point or something.
Matzusaka (sic?) was in the game the first year he was in
and was unlocked by a patch. They had the picture and player model hidden until he played his first major league game.
by Perfect Zero on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
boring
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
I bet he ships then.
Plenty of time to get him added before gold release and production.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He being Darvish.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Lewis wasn't in 2010.
Because most players don’t join the PA until Spring Training.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
But Darvish is a big name...
And I bet they’ve been prepping for it for a while. Wouldn’t surprise me if they pre-coded him in anticipation and have a toggle just in case.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'll poke around Operation Sports
and see if there’s been anything official.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah, he won't ship
Can’t until he throws his first official pitch.
They might do audio just in case, but his photo won’t be included.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
They don't add any real names unless they have played at the major league level.
That’s why all the minor leaguers that haven’t made it up are not included.
Which makes me sad.
I’d like to be able to pick a prospect instead of the Create a Player sometimes, maybe take Mendoncadonk to the Hall of Fame.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Strictly from a business perspective
I’d think Sony would do a patch as said by PerfectZero above, why not sell the show to Japanese Darvish fans while it is big news
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
My house got robbed last summer and the only thing I didn't replace was the PS3
Wondering if it is worth getting a used one just for baseball games this year.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Well, I also have all the games I used to have.
They didn’t take those for some reason…nor the power cable actually
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I've only got a 360.
I know The Show is supposedly miles better than 2k, but enough better to justify adding a PS3 to the collection?
The 2K series has "won" more than a few Worst Game of the Year Awards.
The Show blows it away, but whether that’s enough to buy a PS3 is a decision for you to make. The Uncharted series may help sway you toward a PS3.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
And Infamous, God of War, Gran Turismo, Yakuza, old school JRPGs, etc...
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'd be interested in some recs for old school JRPGs if you have some.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
Also remember that the PS3 is still one of the best BluRay players on the market in terms of available features.
Or so I’ve heard. I only have a 360.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
True story
Also you don’t have to pay to play online
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 4:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think by now, the normal models are close.
But the PS3 integrated a LOT of the minor features that the other players don’t get to. Mostly dealing with how well it plays with the internet and gets to all the content on a disc.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
This Wikipedia entry was chosen for the Greater Good.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 12:45 PM CST reply actions
The Greater Good.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
beep boop boop
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 12:46 PM CST reply actions
Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Ahhh, new thread...prolly a good thing
I don’t tend to fare well when skating too close to subthreads that are skating too close to politics & religion.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
roller skate or normal ones?
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I was thinking ice skates on thin ponds.
/Hockeybrain
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
cheap skates
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
lol
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
lOl
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I've been seeing this a lot
This must be the Mike E lol.
At first I thought it was a Tie Fighter in text form.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
reminds me of green lantern
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This works too.
You know, the GL movie wasn’t “great”, but I certainly didn’t hate it.
Same with Daredevil. In fact, I actually liked Ben Affleck’s Mat Murdock.
Both of these may very well be considered LSB Reverse-BTO’s.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't see Green Lantern
Daredevil was OK
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well, both got absolutely trashed by the critics
and I didn’t think either were as bad as they were claiming. Definitely not what I’d call a “good” movie, but I was entertained by both and never felt the urge to walk out of the theater and make cub scouts perform campfire showtunes.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Remember what I said about the cut of your jib, Drapers?
At first I thought it was a Tie Fighter in text form.
It’s official. Full on jib approval.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
Today, I am a LSB-Somebody
I have received Wildcat’s full blown jib.
Wait…
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
*record scratch
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
Amended:
Today, I am also today’s colonialbob, virtually, that is. No actual Wildcat jib was received, and I sure as hell didn’t let WC dress me as a girl.
Wait…
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
It's note an issue.
He hate receiving jib, anyway.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
No, no - administering the jib, not receiving.
Him and Ace are firmly against non-vaginal jib administration.
It is now LSB canon.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
We are opposed to eating appetizers as a full meal
Don’t give me the chips n’ salsa and not the full enchilada, mamacita.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Nice tie-in
to the Meskin food discussion below.
Bueno.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
This was one of my (and others) points during the Great LSB BJ Holy War
I often order an appetizer as the actual meal, and even crave an appetizer over an entree.
But alas, we should not discuss any further lest we violate the agreements reached in The LSB Treaty of Yu-Puns.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
skateboarding, I'd bet
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 12:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
tailgate is going to be pretty epic it looks like.
im making 10,000 jello shots
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions
I better not attend then
Too many jello shots and I may find myself at JerrahWorld screaming “Whhen the fuccckkkth is the goddamm game gonna starthhhh?!!? Fuck the Angelllths!!”.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
jesus
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He hasn't RSVP'd yet.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Don't want him too either
He might turn those jello shots into cheap boxed wine.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
heh..
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Modern-day Jesus
lookin’ out for the frugal wino.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
I'll have 5000 of them and barely have a buzz
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
not with tasteless everclear and rohipnol in it
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
I hear vodka gummy bears are where its at these days
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I'd lick vodka off gummi bears any day of the week
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
they're ok
You experience the vodka more than with jello shots, which is not really my preference
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'll bring the vodka gummi bears to the next tailgate
heh
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for baSeball
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I don't think you have the right equipment
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
What do you need? Gummi bears, vodka, and something to shoot it in with?
I can’t look it up here
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I'll just bite their heads off if they don't cooperate.
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yeah
i’ve never had them myself though
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DAMN IT!
WHY CAN’T I BBE THERE?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You should make it happen
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Last year Opening Day was during Spring Break and I was able to go.
This year the season is later so I can’t go.
And I have a lab on Saturday mornings. RAGE.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Boo
I would hate having a Saturday class/lab.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
I know that feel, bro.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
espn loves them some demarcus ware
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions
This is one thing we have in common
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Can't wait to see Mizzou beat us by 50 tonight!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That would be nice.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I would consider it very likely
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
> Discussion on propagation of racism
> Some mild bible-bashing
> Stars Bobblehead acquisition strategies
> Sports Night and West Wing rocked, but not for the dialogue-impaired
> Jason’s Deli-ings
> Other shit I missed while in meetings and/or at lunch
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
I'm puzzled how bible-bashing came out of a Mavs comment
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
JET's God-mouth
and parallels to Tebow’s Tebowings/lack of awareness of Matthewings.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm, this intrigues me now
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I also tried to incite Colonialbob's Campfire Tales Part II
but failed.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
I got it
Bob’s new nickname is Canteen Boy
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
xx
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
YUUUUUUUP
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Holy fuck
I completely forgot about Canteen Boy.
I’m cubicle-snickering right now.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
Oh god you think I'm like Mike E
I have to commit seppuku now, it is the only way
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Nah
I was forcing it into a Mike E subthread. Prolly why it failed.
(Hmmm…“forcing it into a”…that has future Colonial Canteen Boy potential)
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
TDT main have a brain tumor
benji is in Austin and looking for somewhere to eat.
The world still has racists
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by Mike E on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
may*
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it could be worse, you could be me, right?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
heh..damn.
Messed up.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
You cut him deep, Mike E.
Real deep.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yeah, he did
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't even mean it like you had a terrible life and what not.
All you did was drink morning day and night.. maybe not seriously but that’s what was portrayed and that’s not for me. That was all I was saying.
And it was more of a positive that you have a mate now.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
not more of a positive
how is it a positive?
have you listened to nothing i’ve said?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
dont you know
in person we are all exactly like we are online
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
It's something I say to him everytime he talks.
Because he’s strange.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
and the white line's gettin' longer
and the saddle’s gettin’ cold
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm much too young to feel this damn old
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I had an amazing dump this morning.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
My bowels keep teasing
but won’t fucking deliver.
I have a Green Chili Burger from yesterday stuck up in there somewhere.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Since we're doing away with any modicum of vaguery...
Mine have been smooooth sailing since starting this cleanse thing. Probably my favorite aspect of it has been the extremely satisfying dumps it produces.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It bothers me that anytime I eat a big meal
It’s going to move out within the hour. If I’m on a date, my strategy is to stick around long enough at the restaurant to avoid stinking up her own bathroom.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
when you're older you'll like that
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
or greatest subthread ever
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Savor it
and absorb all the comical nutrients you possibly can.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
Because most of it just comes out whole anyway.
Wait.
That’s corn.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
What should Liam Neeson punch next?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Neeson
He should play Mark Trail. That guy’s always punching people.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Has there every been a Mark Trail movie?
I imagine it would be 89 minutes of sheer boredom, punctuated by one minute of actual excitement.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
KOK - By the way, if you go to either of the places I mentioned for tamales.
You might want to brush up on your Spanish.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
CATORCE TAMALES AHORA
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
el burro es un biblioteca
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
el burro tiene libros?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
un burro is apparently slang for two white kids making out
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Canteen Boy
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 1:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
muchacho de cantimplora
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
of course so
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Tú eres un burro si tú cantas "Los Noches Veranos"
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Senor Roberto Colonial does though
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
nunca dice si él llevaba ropas de chicas esa noche
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You are a donkey if you sign "Summer Nights"
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
You missed the slang meaning
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Right.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
I think he just said if you sing summer nights you get chicks?
The exact way the slang was explained to me was “un gringo y una gringa [kissing noises]”.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
soy un gringo
puedo deportar todos
(I don’t think deportar is a verb)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
me deportas
y mandaré tu trasero a China y tu cabeza a España
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh snap
Shit just got reál.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Pinche mujados, voy a llamar la migra
always works for me
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
Mojados
but I’ll allow it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
I've always believed either spelling is acceptable
half the country speaks mexican ebonics anyway
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
I can honestly understand Central/South American Spanish
better than the stuff I hear in Texas. A lot of them would pronounce that “mojado” like “mohow” anyway.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
it gets you laughed at in spain
when you use some ebonics spanglish word like “caro” instead of “coche” or “automovil”, there is nothing the spanish hate more than hearing that shit
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I hear people say "el trucco" all the time (I don't even know how to spell it)
but genuine, native Spanish speakers talking about a pickup truck.
Drives me crazy.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
/billcosbysnon-unionmexicanequivalent
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
who, Mencia?
though I really appreciate him recycling jokes from the 70s and adding “mexican” to the punchline
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
no I was just
referencing his comment years ago about black Americans speaking ebonics makes them sound like idiots.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
there are so many examples of these videos
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
ebonics?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
i.e. spanglish
failure to adhere to standard grammer and/or use of bastardized vocabulary
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
I do get told my attempts at spanish are too formal
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Spanish speakers are bemused by usted
The only person I ever met that insisted on usted was my Spanish teacher
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
don't believe that shit
like don’t believe that nobody uses vosotros. It is quite common in spain, what that means is simply “mexicans don’t use vosotros”
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
Argentines don't use vosotros
but they also don’t use tu… they use vos.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah the 2nd person singular/plural is different in several different dialects
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
I learned my Spanish from an Argentine.
So I say all the “y” sounds as a “j”.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
>=|
I refuse.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
I also learned about her pet penguin in Argentina.
It lived in her classroom. One day, it climbed up the stairs to the top of the building and jumped to its death. Penguin suicide.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
No shit?
That’s an amazing story.
I love penguins, too.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
That's what she claimed.
She was trying to make us remember that the “G” in Spanish only occasionally has the “Gwa” sound that we have in English. Pinguino is one of those words.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
That reminds me of a medical condition:
Pinguecula
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
sounds like that might have been a lemming
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Where in Argentina?
because it’s not like penguins roam the streets of Buenos Aires.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Not exactly sure. Probably somewhere in the south, I would guess.
It was a pet, though..not a stray.
LOL at stray penguins…
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
you yeli?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Nice.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
So mad
Sound like a bunch of jubbering jidiots…NO I WILL NOT CONFORM GIVE ME SOME MORE MALBEC DAMNIT
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
and vosotros is such a useful conjugation
I never understood why they didn’t teach it… they’re making you learn the other forms. Italian has ‘voi’ and it’s used all the time.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Russian and German have a 2nd person plural form too
German has formal/informal variants.
Which is why I will defend “y’all” until my dying day.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
"Y'all" is a perfectly reasonable, logical contraction.
Sectionalism conveniently allows it to be looked upon as dialect, but that’s just ignoring the fact that it works, sounds, and feels better than ‘you all’.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Precisely
Language normally trends toward efficiency, which is why we have contractions in the first place. Gets the information across more quickly and is less work on the tongue.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
My HS Spanish teacher taught us the vosostros conjugation, and “ya’ll” is exactly how she explained it.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
YES!
THANK YOU!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
tu madre te enseña eso?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
nope but she can't stand illegals
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
my great grandfather
Immigrated from Ireland and joined a vigilante band that killed illegal Mexicans in cold blood. Luckily his daughter married a Mexican anyway.
Looking forward to seeing that guy in the afterlife.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Have you ever seen "Lone Star"
sounds like you would like it, a damn fine movie
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
yes I did
Loved it. The reveal was creepy
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 2:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
A lot of people would say shit like
bottle rocket and dazed and confused (which I loved) but I would still place Fandango and Lone Star as my top 2 must see growing up in TX movies
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
You need Last Picture Show.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
duly noted
have not seen and will watch this weekend, I am on record as admiring the author
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
It was available on instant for a long time
but I dicked around and waited, and now it’s back to mail-out.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Of course she did...
Doing the opposite of daddy’s wishes is a requirement to be female I’m quite certain.
I had a couple of minority friends in college
that got so much “I’m going to prove I’m not racist by fucking this guy” ass that it wasn’t even funny. In a school of 1500 students+/- with maybe 10ish black guys, they literally passed some girls around
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
I sometimes wonder if that is the reason I get attention from the ladies
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 2:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I believe it is
My uncle (mom’s brother) apparently harbored some serious racist attitudes towards minorities. So what do his three daughters do? One’s married to a black guy, one to a Mexican, and the third dated a string of black guys before moving on to her current (white) boyfriend, who just got out of jail for dealing meth.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I think this theory is my new explaination for the Kardashians
Dad gets OJ off for murder but for some reason doesn’t want his daughters hanging out with this innocent client of his . . . the rest is history
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Yo tambíen.
Pero no soy atletico. Soy gringo mucho delgado.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
¿por que necesitas ser atlético?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No necesito ser atlético.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
pues, es bueno impresionar las chicas.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
tamales..blah.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
this is a terrible opinion
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Robots don't like tamales.
Noted
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
ill just take a picture of tamales
and have “doce” under thep icture
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
Hahaha. Good plan.
Or “Quisiera ordenar doce tamales para llevar.”
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Jerry Jones had a stopwatch today at the Senior Bowl practices
lololololol
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
haha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
good grief
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
This makes me smirk.
One for the absurdity of it. Two, I truly think he’s just trolling people now.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well, it's working
I definitely feel Jerrahtroll’d.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
This is probably accurate.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
It probably is.
But he’s also heard the pleas and arguments for him stepping back from the club.
He hears but chooses not to heed. He’s got an agenda that suits his business model and he goes on that. Kind of like a certain someone on this board…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
"chooses not to heed"
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"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
he dead
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
Al Davis' rotting corpse approves.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
KOK you may want to call a ticket rep to see if april 7 group tickets of 40
even exist……… my guess is they dont.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 PM CST reply actions
I already have two tickets, so I can easily drop out if needed
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
Oh that topic, do you have a paypal or something for us to send you monies?
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I think he needs to call and get a 40 pack or 50 pack of tickets squared away first.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
may have to have 2 groups
im calling matteo’s ticket agent tomorrow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
I'll just sit here and enjoy my tamales while you guys chit chat about Jerry Jones.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
You mean the Anti-Kraft?
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Send me some
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I love tamales
but they fucking hate me.
I get Game 6 heartburn when I eat the damn things.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Fine line between a good tamale and a crappy tamale.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I only eat my grandmother's tamales
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Authentic Salvadoran tamales.
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
El Salvadoran (ean?) food in general
Mmmm….
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
The place my mom goes to in Framers Branch for tamales is about 10 minutes from my work.
I think I found a weekly lunch spot.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
My ex-girlfriend was born in El Savador..
Going over for the food her mom cooked was on par with the sex.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
I wish my parents had brought more food home with them from El Salvador.
My family has already eaten most of it and they’ve been home for a few days.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
So it's good?
Because Costa Rican food is pretty bland…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
I certainly think so.
But I’m also kind of biased.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Hrm. K.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
mmm
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
lol
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pues, nadie en Dallas puede hacer tamales buenos.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The brisket tamales
at Reatta.
Sofa King awesome!
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
With the pecan pesto on top?
Heaven.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
They usually set up a booth during the Main Street Arts Festival.
Nothing finer than taking down a couple of those tamales while walking around downtown FW.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
I spent way too much time at the food area at the arts festival last year.
There was a sausage vendor from Ohio that had some amazingly good food.
Is that the same booth with the cream puffs?
I always do the tamales followed by the cream puffs.
There’s a pretty decent cajun stand around there too.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
I think they had cream puffs.
I’m trying to look up the name of the place. They were on Man v Food way back in season 1.
damn straight
they had some killer red beans with rice.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Yea we used to hit that up
every time we went. My oldest LOVES them as too and she would take out a whole one by herself at 2 yo.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
whatever you do.. dont put queso on tamales
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions
Is this some kind of
Meskin food sacrilege?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
to me it is.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
Texican, more likely.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
What?
My whole family puts chile con queson on tamales.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
good tamales don't need it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
shock00
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
So wrong.
Do good french fries not need ketchup?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Ketchup is gross.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
ALL fries need ketchup
the two are inseparable. Unless you are eating em while driving, that’s one exception.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
BBQ Sauce or Gravy on Fries > Ketchup on Fries.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I cringe at the thought of gravy on fucking french fries.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Do you not eat Chicken Fried Steak?
or do you freak out if the fries touch the steak/gravy goodness?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Any potato is acceptable
as gravy is good on fries, mashed, or bakers.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This
Usually get the taters mashed, but like fries too. Baked tater even works sometimes. Its the CFS that keeps my attention though.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
That's because America is the greatest country on this fucking planet.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I fuckin' laughed.
’murica.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Hah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
I think someone just topped AceJC's blowjob comment
on the stupidity meter.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Nah
it’s definitely a BTO, but doesn’t top BJs
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
they are just about equal
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
absolutely....i need to go to Babe's now and have some
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Nah, the anti-BJ BTO
is in a whole nuther class than ANY food BTO.
The anti-BJ BTO is luxury box class BTO. Food BTO’s are mundane mezzanine BTOs.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
I know right.
It’s like saying “I don’t like freedom.”
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Motion to list them as equal?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
As a CFC/CFS-fanatic
I certainly second the motion.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Fucking LSB attorney infestation!
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
I always wondered as a kid
WTF is chicken-fried-chicken if it isn’t just fried chicken, I love CFS but I think I may oppose CFC on principle alone
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 25, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
CFC is delicious
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
that may be so
still needs a better name
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 25, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
How about fried chicken?
I don’t need you to tell me that the fried chicken I’m about to eat was totally fried exactly how a chicken would be fried if a chicken were present…because its the fucking chicken right here NOW!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
thank you
CFS is steak fried like it were chicken sooooo . . . chicken fried chicken is chicken fried as if it were . . . chicken?
you might as well tell someone they are vascillating back and forth, it’s just redundant
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 25, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Quick: What's the difference between Chicken Fried Steak and Country Fried Steak?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
The number of teeth on the waitress who serves it to you?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Heh.. just about!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
some say egg batter
I say people who know what they are taking about and people who have only eaten it in a chain
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Heh. Well the actual difference is the color of gravy.
Chicken Fried Steak is served with white, peppered (cream) gravy, Country Fried Steak is served with brown gravy.
The more you know.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I really want a chicken fried steak now.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's one of my favorite things to make/eat
EVAR
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
And you are also moderately correct..
Chicken fried is typically crispier, with gravy put on last or served on the side to pour on top. Country fried, the batter is sometimes cooked with the gravy on top to infuse the two together, then poured on top after completion
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I think protesting anything is pretty odd
how “chicken-fried-chicken” is too similar to “fried chicken” no more odd to me than most, I would accept pan-fried chicken brest
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 25, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Chicken fried steak is disgusting.
And it always reminds me of truck drivers and elementary school.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
But I like the song 'Chicken fried' though...
hehehehe
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
AND A PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT!
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Visions of the Jeff Francoeur
Walk-off HBP just danced through my head.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
I only like Chicken Fried Steak made by my mom
it is starkly different than the kind you get anywhere else. Weird.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
everyone likes to make sexings on my mom because she is a superslut
get in line, fellas…the $5 bjs aren’t gonna last long.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
My little brother used to dip his french fries in McDonalds ice cream
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
I used to do it at Braums
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Mmmm...poutine...
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
POUTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
I put nothing on my fries.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
needs more >>>
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Needs more >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
that's what i said
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I DIDN'T SEE IT SORRY
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
it is ok
I am not upset
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Nopw
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
no, they don't
good plus good generally equals gooder, as it does in this case
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
(this is coming from a self-professed ketchup whore)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
no they do not but I prefer my tamales w/ nothing on them but the natural flavor
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
No, they prefer mayonaise.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
Mayo and Katsup on fries are both (separately) good
McDonald’s Hot Mustard on fries is the SHIT
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Well isn't a hamburger with cheese technically a cheeseburger?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Technically, yes.
But, plain hamburgers suck and they need cheese.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
i do agree w/ this
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I actually prefer some without cheese
Sonic for example, I prefer hamburger to cheeseburger.
Just tastes better for some reason.
Kincaids is another.
Whataburger must have fucking cheese though.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
I've just started eating lettuce on my Whataburgers
It’s like a whole new world.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
I branched out to violating my Whataburger with lettuce many years ago.
Recently started getting kinky as hell with the addition of onions.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Welcome to the new world order, gentleman.
Vegetables DO have purpose.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Whataburger is a must with cheese...
I loathe the white wrapper.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
orangewrapperholycrusadersonhorseback.jpg
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Not a jellah donut, mama
/Elvishings
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
exactly
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I saw that
highfive!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
hm.. I don't have a LSB link and such at the bottom anymore for some reason
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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I do currently
but I’ve noticed they come and go, depending on how well the page loads, how good SBN is acting, etc.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't smoke the reefer
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Yep.
I’ve tried to get a DG convo going… there’s only one other around here to plays. I don’t remember who. (It must be because I’m such a stoned hippie)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Are you up in the Dallas area?
I will be up in the Denton area and I will only have one day to play. Any courses you suggest that are close by?
The Denton course is okay.
Very wide open, but at least it’s got 36 concrete tee pads now. There are a few fun holes.
Top area courses: Lewisville Lake Course, Bear Creek (Grapevine), Veteran’s Park (Arlington), Z-Boaz (Benbrook), and Cedar Hills Bear and Wolf
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hmm..
I have played Lake Lewisville, really enjoyed that one. I may go there again.
I’ll research the others you suggested. Thanks.
Pretty much just go to the Lewisville Lake course
it’s my favorite and it’s only 10 or so minutes from Denton
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
a lot of my friends do
I am interested in getting into it some day but don’t have much time at the moment
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I hate the rain...
Now I feel better…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
i have a feeling its a good thing i can't see this
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Likely a good thing if you're at work.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
hmmmm....must look it up later
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
yeah I had to quickly z past it
What an ass.
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/matchst1ck
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Gingervitis?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Must....close...but don't.....want to.....hnnnnnng.....
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Love it,
but definitely NSFMFW
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
How can she be so non-chalant with those things bouncing around?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
where the fuck is the girl on top going?
i have a little bit of a semi at the office
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
boner alert
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
She looks like a dirty whore.
The second looks like a classy lady and I want to suffocate myself in those things.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
dammmnit....i really want to see these pics now.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I know who she is
Just can’t recall her name at the moment. Good chance you would recognize the name I think.
Second one is Diora Baird
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
i would fuck them both without even thinking about it
fuck one in about 9 seconds
wait 10-15 minutes
fuck the other in about 22 seconds
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
FYI
Mike E cant come to the tailgate. because as far as he knows THERE WILL BE NO MORE TAILGATES
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
he talked to ryin on facebook
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
WHAT IS THE TICKET SITUATION.. HAVE YOU CALLED?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
IF ONLY HE WOULD ANSWER THIS QUESTION IN THE TG THREAD
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
tomorrow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
He underwent a system failure.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
my butthole hurts... just bought opening day lower box 15 row 3
sadly, dont think opening day tix will get cheaper…
(my hope is to win the ticket lottery and resale on stubhub)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 2:23 PM CST reply actions
you takin me?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
knew you were gay
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
I'll tell you what's gay, sir.
Sex with one vagina for the rest of your life.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 25, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
nah, bro.
what’s gay is that you are dating mike e
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't call "fucking Mike E while he wears an Emily Jones mask"
‘dating’ per se.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
i love you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
I've forgotten what you look like.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
i miss your musk
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
you see that link FP sent me?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
no?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
x
http://sidedish.dmagazine.com/2012/01/24/dirtiest-restaurants-in-dallas-the-magic-time-machine/
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
HAH!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
we didnt go there to eat!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Thats exactly what I said.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
we going again
trying to figure out work tomorrow.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
friday*
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
I'm in Austin right now actually but will prob head back Fri afternoon.
I should at the very least stop by for a little bit at that dude’s going away party though.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
yeah
like i said, just trying to figure out if i am going to come or not this weekend
if everyone needs a weekend off, then….
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Well if you do come this weekend,
you need to totally carpool with Longview chick!!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
you spent 3 months telling me she is a crazy person
of course im not doing that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
SHE'S HOT THOUGH DAMMIT
How many times I gotta tellz you
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
3 months of telling me about a crazy girl
i avoid crazy on that level like the plague
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
[Joey Kirby HIMYM hot/crazy Barney Stinson.jpeg]
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
hahaha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
like a loser
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
What you guys need to do is find a nice concessions worker and a nice security guard
and you’ll get free food and free admission for every game.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
#humblebrag?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Related... did you get my last email?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
About Pujols not being human?
Yes. I didn’t respond because I don’t know when I’ll be in Dallas outside of Easter.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
No worries.
You don’t ever have to take me up on it… just wanted you to have that in your brain.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Oh, it's in there.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
So ... how in the hell have you pulled off being Josey and Match at the same time for this long?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Snark is a much more likely candidate to be both.
He’s been around far longer and likes sock puppets.
People have met me in person… matchst1ck is very easily verifiable with my real life. IANF is friend’s with a girl that has worked in the same company as me for several years.
Anyone my age would have a very difficult time doing a “Josey” of a 40 something guy with his background and such.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
rangers100
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I was just naming names of old time LSBers
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Exactly what I'd expect you to say
to throw us off your trail..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
nah
humblebrag would have been, just spent $400 on 2 tickets to opening day! it’s so expensive now…
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Heh, got it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
on second thought,
you might have nailed it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
You can do better.
“Man, Rangers opening day tickets were just $400! What do people do that are poor?”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
they have some in the upper tank for 66 on stubhub right now
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
66 for opening day? thats not bad
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Accountants make bank.
BHill’s probably got his own island by now.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
better not be in my archipelago
there goes the neighborhood
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 25, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
"Opening Day tickets were only $400!"
“I hope they have a moat around my seat so no poor people can sit near by.”
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
"Opening Day tickets were only $400! I bought my entire section for the armrests and leg room."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
"I only have another $100 for booze!"
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
back to something that i care about,
you don’t think i’m dying, correct?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Dude, I'm in Section 15, row 28 (or 32) for that game.
I’m gonna throw so much stuff at you.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
im takin my slampiece
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
ark?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'm bringing mine as well.
Wait, is it uncouth to refer to one’s wife as a slampiece?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know about uncouth, but certainly unwise in her presence.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm rather cautious about what I say in her presence nowadays.
Though the hormonal shifts seem to be swinging in my favor lately.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
For now.
Take advantage when you can. And when she gets into full-blown preggo sexbot mode.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
* reminisces *
Sigh…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
That's a real thing?
The first thing I turn to in all of her pregnancy books is the sex chapter, but it never really confirms that it is real.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
After the morning sickness, before the big belly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
We didn't have any morning sickness.
But we’re out of the first trimester now. I’ll start girding my loins.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
The book I read said that
most women experience it starting around month 4, though it can manifest in many ways. In some it’s mild, in some it’s….not mild. Some even report having very vivid sex dreams, I believe.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Then I must be pregnant all the time....
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
And well after.
At least from my experience. Basically the last 5 months of pregnancy, actually.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It became more difficult in the 7.5-birth timeframe.
Logistics – both pre-event from tiredness, etc and tactical in terms of dealing with the belly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
I am nothing if not creative, my friend.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Mmm Hmmm.
Plus, it’s good to get it while you can because after birth…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
(shakes head)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Disbelief, not disagreement
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
or the bobcats?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
its a real thing for sure
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Pregnancy books are written by women.
If they let guys know that they turn into horn dogs they lose all the power…
The one I read wasn't
Written by a guy for guys.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
This is being confirmed by multiple guys here...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Ohhh,
I see. I thought you were saying we were all lying. My bad.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...
They’re monsters. Felt like Schultzy at one point. Violated, and confused.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
This actually happens?
My wife’s sitting at the end of the bench and no one is talking to her.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Witt(less) believed the lies perpetrated in these books too....
peanutsthemegeorgemichaelbluth.gif
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Does Moe know about this?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
make sure not to introduce her to me
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 2:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Why would you do this?
This will only end badly.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
GB...get as much of the IPA as you can.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
shiner is making a new ale
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
here
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
i posted a picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do you guys know how to post pictures to lsb?
hell yeah i do
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
dude
that’s the first picture i’ve ever put on this website.
you think i know how to size?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
i'm interested in anything shiner makes
will try
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
why?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't trust them with
anything Ale related.
Not a real fan of there German styles, much less a foray into an English style.
But, hey, I understand they have a huge following for a good reason.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
their new spring brew is awesome
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
i can post a pic, check it out
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
LOOGIT YOU WITH THE PICTURE POSTINGS
TdT is growin up
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
watch out, internets
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
this is a great beer
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm in same boat
They started out making only German “styles” (Shiner Bock is not a bock). They follow that up with Shiner Cheer with peaches and pecans…and then make a grapefruit and ginger beer….
I’ll try it, but it doesn’t look promising. I think the hops are US Golding and Saaz. I prefer a citrusy pale ale.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
cheer is awesome
ruby red is awesome
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
You're the worst "not a beer snob" ever
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Because i don't like how they taste?
OK.
How about if I say I also like how Miller Lite tastes? Still a bad “not a beer snob”?
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I like Miller Lite too...
I order it at Flying Saucer and get the dickheadedest of looks.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I haven't told that story in like 8 months.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Figured as much...
Besides you’ve told us how much you like rape 3 times in this thread.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I thought the I like rape was from a Chris Hansen special.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Bullshit
I remember that story and I sure as hell can’t remember anything from over 4 months ago much less 8.
He repeats many of the same stories over and over
How many times have we heard the “I did my HS girlfriend while she had on her cheerleader uniform one?”
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Not enough.
I don’t recognize it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
This one time when I was in high school i boned my cheerleader girlfriend while she was still in her uniform.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I see your cheerleader uniform and raise you volleyball shorts.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
So awesome.. Love volleyball chicks.
How about a lifeguard girlfriend in her swimsuit?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Bloomers and panties are easier to take off.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh,
maybe I have heard it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
No fucking doubt..
Pulling up the top to release the bewbies…
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
What are you doing taking off the uniform?
This is not how porn goes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
As long as the skirt stays on I guess it's ok.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I didn't say take it off..
just lift up the top to release the bewbies a little bit.. I still want to read the MHS above them
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Heh...
EAGLES
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
FUCK THAT SHIT.
MARTIN WARRIORS
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
fuck martin
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
AHS can blow me
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
It's ok, let him go.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
When did you graduate again?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Damn, she was gone before you got there.
I wanted to ask if you knew this chick that graduated in 2002. She dated a guy from my football team who had the locker next to me. I know more freaky shit about that girl than I ever thought possible.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Do you know if she had any younger siblings?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
And it's officially weird now.
Because I imagine that you’re fantasizing about it while you’re saying this.
Which means you’re fantasizing about high school girls.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He gets older, they stay the same age
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
nah, no fantasizing.. just remember good times.
And I’m remembering a particular girl, who is older than me.. so I’m good, right? you guys?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Meh you could poke a hole in this logic.
I also remember my first french kiss. It’s just a memory, my fantasies are now BiBi Jones in a cheerleading outfit. College hoes are legal, bro!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Probably about as often as Brandon Weeden had to get up last night to pee.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I read this as Brandon Worley for a minute
I was wondering what he did to deserve the Aquaburn
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
BRANDON WORLEY IS A SAINT.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Damn, I didn't realize it was that many times
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Haha no I just thought it was funny
You were like “I’m not a beer snob” and then you started talking about how these beers were just not that good.
Jokes, man. Always jokes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Much love!
I was joking too. I really don’t like most of what Shiner puts out though.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I actually really enjoyed Cheer this year
Maybe we just got crappy winter seasonals here but I liked it.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
whoah
this is a problem right here.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 25, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
i like damn near every beer though
favorite is IPA’s (DFH 90 minute is a revelation)
i love the fucking Ruby Red on a summer day
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
hey...can you find your beer in just about most beer stores?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I know you have deep ellum sewn up
But it doesn’t seem you have anything downtown. I know the guy that owns City Tavern/Da Da and tavern is the “neighborhood bar of downtown,” but they do have problems with their tap lines. Have you thought about Press Box or any of the hotel sports bars (Omni or Sheraton) downtown? I’m sure they would love to feature a couple of local microbrews. I’ll be sure to promote your stuff at the next downtown/deep ellum pub crawl
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 25, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah you bet
BEK is going to start distributing in Dallas on April 1. We’ll be able to hit all those places at that point.
Frankly, we’re stretched to the limit right now and we have trouble keeping product out there.
I went to two bars this week looking for our beer and they both were out. Blew kegs in like two days.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 25, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
you need to hook up with these folks
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 25, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
They are doing a crawl this Saturday
as I said I will make sure to mention your stuff
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 25, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
how do i try it?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
What area are you in?
Deep Ellum: Anvil Pub
Uptown: Common Table
Meddlesome Moth
Check the link above.
Or come to tour.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 25, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
awesome
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
this is more of a branding/marketing question, but ...
… I notice (thanks to it being on sale @ H.E.B. for $7.49) that PYRAMID is calling its Hefeweizen by its proper name again. Remember a while back (couple of years?) when they gave “nicknames” to their whole line, I’m assuming in the belief that it’d catch on easier w/ consumers? So their Hefe became “HAYWIRE” … and now it’s not anymore.
Even though we're trying to be cost conscious
I loaded up on beer last weekend at HEB. They had Sierra Nevada’s Torpedo IPA and Pale Ale for $5 for a 6 pack and had New Belgium’s Folly pack (12) for $12.50.
<3
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
its ok TDT i like Shiner unlike some of these beer snobs
lol
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
i generally consider myself a beer snob,
but that does not mean i cannot enjoy miller lite whenever i want
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
that means you aren't a beer snob
nevertheless I’ll drink whatever is good.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
i love you
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
I AM WILLING TO EXCHANGE MY MONIES FOR THIS
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
meh
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
YEAAAHHHOOOOOO!!!
WHERE!?!?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
Dunno
but I assume we’ll hit all the beer geek places first.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
#OccupySpec's
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
I COULD WALK THERE RIGHT NOW
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CHECK YES OR NO
YES
NO
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
let's go!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
WHY WOULD YOU
EVEN ASK ME THIS I OWN A BREWERY!!!
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 25, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
WELP SEE YA LATER
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Y'all are crazy, man
/Josh Howard
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
you can't control what the ball do
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm an educated black man.
/Josh Howard, graduate of Wake Forest (!!!!)
//Pot head, general knucklehead
///Goddamn did I love him, he was my favorite player and first Mavs Jersey
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
i was shocked to see that he was still in the league
oh well…..didn’t work out.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Yeah.. I still wonder what could have been..
I’ll take the championship anyday.. but his first couple years, when he was slashing and defending and blocking shots and dunking on fools.. hnnngggggg
then he developed a fairly solid outside shot… HNNNNNNGGGGGGG
then he stopped driving.. defense started lagging.. acted like an idiot.. seemed very passive in moments he used to say fuck it and try to pear people.. le sigh.
:(
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
yea one of the more frustrating players to have come thru here
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
People need to learn to click reply and not reply all.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm so hard right now
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
.........
…..
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Delete subthread
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
hmm.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
i got a very interesting email today at work
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
I've gotten like 15 from work because nobody knows how to reply.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I got to work today and was greeted by a mass email to everyone from one of our higher-ups..
Like, way high in the chain of command.. he explained that someone that we work with is offended by the use of the word “Gay” around the workplace.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
that's exactly what I wanted to email back
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Was it from Marcus Bachmann?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
This is where my reply fail was supposed to go.
Pressing “reply all” will get you in trouble here. I had to carry a weight named “White” throughout a training session because of this.
barca attempting to give the game away early.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
good
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 3:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
how does anyone cheer for RM
they are worse than the yankees! (that said, barca is clearly the red sox to their yankees – except that barca has dominated them recently)
but really, how do you like RM?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
I have to tell you,
they’ve both been annoying me lately. I’m no Madrid supporter, but that shit with Cesc was absurd.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
yeah it was.
that said, what have they done this year to annoy you?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Real Madrid is the only team worth cheering for.
Well other than the Yankees of course.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
well, Kaká is my favorite player
And he was already on RM when I started paying attention to international soccer. Also I am undefeated in FIFA games when playing with RM. Fickle reason, I know.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 3:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
fair enough reason
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
doo doo
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
by Escher on Jan 25, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
well done
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
the way the last two games have gone
I couldnt even celebrate Real Madrid getting the first goal. I’ll celebrate if they get the first 3.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 3:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yeah
well if barca keeps giving them chances, they are going to evneutally score – pinto isnt that good.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
pepe
getting lucky, that could have easily been called a yellow in the box (not saying it should have, just that it was lucky)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
hey pepe flop some more you dirty motherfucker
i fucking hate that guy. grow a pair. dont be a fucking child about this bullshit.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Man, for some reason, there was some ridiculous soccer-style floppage going on
during the NFL playoffs this year.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
Omw to Londoners pub so I can watch this go down
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 3:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
not saying that was a flop that time on pepe
but if you are able to be taken down by messi, something is wrong.
(on replay, again, not saying it was a flop but you should be able to stay up)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
i think CR7 was crying
you arent vernon davis!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
that was a laser.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Fucking shit
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 4:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
WEMBLEY, BITCHES
Bring on Cardiff!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
My buddy looks just like Bellamy.
It’s hard not to dick punch him.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Bill Bellamy?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Yes, Loblaw. Bill Bellamy.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
needs less neck
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Dammit I hate when work interferes with my LSBings
I’m totally fuckin lost now.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
My students probably wonder why I give them the Full Metal Death Stare when they come in to see me
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
What do you teach?
Besides Oral Sex Abstinence 101?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
I work in international student admissions
OSA 101 I just teach online.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
Oh yeah, I forget there are other things on campuses besides classes
my bad.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
I'm about to go to work.
I work there Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.
In the last week, I’ve missed Darvish and Fielder news.
Something big is gonna happen today.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Roger Clemens confirmed for UT Alumni Game this Saturday
Come join the fun, and don’t be late — Rocket’s pitching the 1st inning. A few LSBers are confirmed already, and the forecast is sunny. The details:
Austin LSBers: UT alumni game, Sat Jan 28, 1pm
I'm out.
You can punch my wife at the tailgate.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Wow, I didn't know we had Wife Punching at LSB tailgates.
I’ll have to attend the next one. And Bring Mrs. Draper, natch.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOO!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
y'all talk a lot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 3:22 PM CST via Android app reply actions
This is hilarious.
Is she yelling “Son of a bitch!”?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's
“he bit me”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
can't see it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 3:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And there's probably snow monkeys.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I thought my man parts were done for
That damn thing plunged it’s head right into my groin going for some nuts.
man..I love that place
so many unintentionally funny things there..mostly involving zebra boners and whatnot.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
quit going there with peanut butter smeared all over your dick
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
this is a pretty great sub-subthread between BHill and Jihad
two comic masters just playing off each other, you guys
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Oh come on.
Don’t act like you’ve never woken up on a Saturday morning feeling lonely and looking for a cheap thrill.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's the LSB way.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
An Opening Day tailgate needs to happen.
Cause only seats that my rep was able to get me for Opening Day was in the non-alcoholic section. Also….need to find someone to go with me to Opening Day who’s willing to sit there.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
If you go preplastered, any of us would go I would reckon.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
What section is the non-alchohic section?
Cuz I’m gonna be hella-pissed if he put me there.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
It's only for opening day...thank god.
But to answer your question: Section 335.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Wow, that's way the hell out there.
I managed to get the same section/row for Opening Day, and he never said anything about my section being some fucked-up non-alcohol section.
His sales-reppy cred remains intact.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Oh I'm still sitting in 328 for the rest of the games.
I probably could have gotten the same section not long ago, but a 3-day long game of phone tag kind of hindered my chances.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Oh, cool, I'm 328 too.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, wait, I'm thinking of another section
335 isn’t THAT far out there….never mind.
Carry on. (the non alcohol part still sucks though)
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
I got stuck there opening daya couple of years ago unbeknownst to me
and then got into it with a particularly pushy usher. I was kind of a dick about it, but there was nowhere in the pre-sale buying process or on the tickets themselves that identified it as a no-alcohol section.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I imagine I would have gotten pushy too.
I think the concept is stupid to begin with, but I can deal with it if they let me know ahead of time and at least give me an option to sit elsewhere. And even if it’s the only option, then I can probably live without a beer for one game.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Actually now that I think about it
I think the tickets said it, but not the website/confirmations. Anyway, yeah it was annoying.
Lesson learned.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
what on earth....
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
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"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
she needs to just take one of those trophies down
and use it as a pole
by whirlingdarvish on Jan 25, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
White Girl Dancing is a problem that starts early...
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
as a 16 year old, Taylor Swift went door to door handing out free demos
I’m not saying I’m just saying…
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 4:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He means he knows in a biblical sense.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
you stole my thunder
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
this conversation reminds me of Rushmore
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
Best Wes Anderson movie
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 4:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Still gonna say Bottle Rocket
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
That is my 3rd place ribbon
After Life Aquatic
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Gah, really?
I genuinely hated that movie, and Darjeeling Limited.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Oof.
Darjeeling…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
I had to watch it twice to like it
I also think it’s the best soundtrack of all his films
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 5:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
BTO time....
No such thing.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Nah, until I saw Bottle Rocket I would've said the same thing
Watched Royal Tenenbaums with like 6 people, and I was the only one who didn’t like it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
I don't HATE HATE HATE his films
I’m just kind of cold on them.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Exactly how I feel
I don’t HATE his movies, they’re just kind of meh.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I feel our movie friendship coming to an end
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 4:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
as a 16 year old, Taylor Swift went door to door handing out free demos
I’m not saying I’m just saying…
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 4:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He means he knows in a biblical sense.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
It's almost hypnotic
Coming this season to LSB: Poorly Parented Toddler rally gifs.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
What is that?
Triple play toddlers?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
she looks like she's jacking off two cocks
getting ready for the classic high/low money shot
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
whoa now
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
kill it with fire
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
awesome
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
Very interesting.
DMagazine: Urban Expert to Downtown Boosters: Dallas Is Screwed
The title is a bit sensationalistic, but I think it’s a very interesting take. Some excerpts:
The Omni is what film critic Peter Wollen would call a "non place," a location that lacks the characteristics that lend places a sense of identity, permanence, location, significance or uniqueness – qualities that humanize a place and make it distinctive. The Omni’s interior is clean and pleasant in the way that a dentist office’s waiting room tries to put you at ease…At night, the entire façade becomes a giant digital scoreboard, flickering a flurry of designs or dot-matrix typeface. It is a desperate play for attention, like a Highland Park debutante at the end of her freshman year at the University of Texas, eyeing the soft-handed senior with the crisp acceptance letter from Harvard Business School.
But it is the event’s keynote speaker, Carol Coletta…who perks me up. The meat of her talk, though, should give everyone in this city pause, and particularly the boosters who filled the Omni’s banquet hall. Great cities, Coletta said, are the product of four qualities: quality of talent, quality of place, quality of opportunity, and quality of leadership. We like to pride ourselves on opportunity and leadership, but Coletta’s primary focus is the future of talent.
The speaker cites a 30-year study of 25- to 34-year-olds which shows an increasing desire among young people to live within a 3-mile radius of their place of work. Today, 42 percent of young people in that age demographic are more likely to want to live this close to their workplaces, she said, and if you just look at members of that age demographic who also are college educated, the figure more than double…Other studies have shown that members of the next generation, Coletta added, choose the city they want to live in before they look for jobs. If Dallas doesn’t look like the city the next generation wants, that generation of talent won’t consider it.
The image that we have of the American Dream, Coletta summed up, with the suburban white picket fence, is out of sync with what the next generation is looking for. And unless Dallas can figure out a way to look and function in drastically different ways in the future, it will not be able to compete for talent.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The Omni hotel is sterile.
I give the author that… but I’m not exactly sold on the concept of the article. There seems to be a discrepancy between Dallas’ goals for growth and what Coletta deems those growth goals are.
Just because our city model is a suburban one doesn’t mean that we are incapable of having a metropolitan lifestyle. I think that best thing Dallas has done is expand Uptown and now attempt to visually and foot-traffic wise link it to Downtown. The uptown vibe will spread into downtown. I really don’t view Dallas as being doomed with its current growth goals.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah, like I said, a bit too sensational with the title,
but I think there are interesting points in there, specifically what our generation is looking for.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Her point about putting more refined focus on the D360 plan is accurate, I agree.
But I’d be interested in reading her study. I basically spent my entire collegiate degree studying population growth, city development, urban planning, city models, etc. from the economic all the way to the psychological component.
Dallas has strength in its mini-communities. Knox-Henderson. Uptown. Greenville (meh). Dallas is plagued with corporations that are all over the place, but that hasn’t stopped population growth in CBD areas, has it?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Eh,
I feel like that’s too far.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
my apt is in the heart of addison.. and its 11 miles to work on woodall
rodgers.. thats not far.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
I know,
I used to live in Addison and it’s not ‘far’ to the Uptown area, but they still seem like separate entities to me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
definitely separate entities.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't that what he was saying, though?
Mini-communities?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Sort of.
I assume that he means mini-communities that are all easy to get to from one another. While you can go from Addison to BA or Greenville in the same night, it’s probably not something you would do repeatedly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
In my mind, they are separate.
Here’s the thing… If you live in CBD Dallas/Uptown, going to Knox/Henderson, Greenville, Uptown, Downtown are “Where do we want to go to eat/drink?” conversations.
Going to Addison is a “Do we want to drive all the way to Addison” conversation.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
that place is umm. weird.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yes,
when I think about the Dallas I love, it’s the mini-communities you mentioned. It’s not clear to me how to get this to expand into the Downtown area, but I want more of this…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
That's a really cool thing studying.
How would you compare Dallas to Houston?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Houston is plagued by its lack of zoning.
I fucking hate Houston for it. I promise you I’m the only motherfucker that drives through this city and loses his fucking mind whenever he sees the lack of structure or planning.
Houston was actually a case study at Wharton in the Real Estate department (best in the world, mind you) due to this.
Dallas at least has some structure to it. Comparing our relevant topic, which is youth employment, distribution, and attraction – Dallas has more to love in its availability and proximity. The only thing in Houston that really compares to Uptown or even Knox-Henderson is Midtown, which has that sort of planned social community vibe to it.
If Dallas had the Houston employment base (oil, energy, financial), as opposed to Dallas’ (corporate America), Dallas would flourish. Houston has the type of employment base Dallas needs and the social structure to support it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I doubt you're the only motherfucker that does that.
Considering I’ve heard other people complain about the same thing before.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Good for them.
Go shit on someone else’s point.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
There is no way you are the only person that this drives crazy.
Anybody who’s ever tried to find housing in the Loop hates it. It’s enraging.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
STOP SHITTING ON THE POINT.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I dunno.
But I hope I don’t have to live in Houston in 2 years.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It might.
I’ve spoken with a couple of firms with big offices there. Always reluctantly.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
If the right firm offers, it would be hard to say no.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's not the worst place to live,
but I prefer Dallas.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
I wish Dallas was geographically in Austin
with Houston employers.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That I don't disagree with at all.
If I could just get the surrounding hill country of Austin….man.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
Living just south of the river was nice.
I always liked to jog along the river slow so I could watch the foot traffic pass me by…
The thing about Austin proper
is that the pace in general feels too slow to me. I like visiting there quite a bit [and wonder if Austin will pass SA as Texans’ preferred travel city], but…I just don’t know if I could live there.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Only reason people go to SA is the Riverwalk and the Alamo
SA is like a kid’s movie. They get HUGE numbers but zero critical acclaim.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Eh,
there’s fun aspects to SA outside of the Riverwalk, but I’ve had people who lived there to show me around.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
One of my exes went to college down there.
Got a tour around a few places. Nice enough to visit I guess. Sure as hell wouldn’t want to live there.
Had some college friends
from there and some who went to med school there.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
It's awful.
I can’t believe anyone would want to live or work here.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Austin
It’s a shithole.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Wut.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
Why do you think this?
I love Austin. I’d prefer Dallas over it still, but I love it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Actually I fucking love it in this city
I’m just trying to deter people from moving here at such a high rate.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Hahahah.
Brilliant.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
Just feels that way because the traffic moves at a brisk 15 miles an hour on the main highways.
I doubt it passes SA anytime soon.
Yeah, that's one of the issues.
But I meant the restaurant scene and what not. During the day things just seem…slower.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
Honestly it was cluster fucky most of where I went during the day.
You’re probably right on about the restaurant thing though. I don’t really recall a lot of interesting places in downtown (although some of my favorite places are in Austin).
Uchi was great.
But Uchi is the first and only place I’ve been to in Austin that really appeals to the Foodie side of me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Uchi is great
Uchiko is better.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
FOOD
TRUCKS
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
Screw food trucks.
I WANT FOIE GRAS AND MY BACK SERVERS TO BRING MY DISHES AND SERVE THEM WITH THE APPROPRIATE HAND.
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this opinion... it is wrong
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's tiny, but fun.
Covered too, which helped on the rainy day I visited.
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by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
THEN YOU WILL NEVER GET
TO SAMPLE DELICIOUS RABBIT AND RATTLESNAKE BRATWURST
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just kidding.
I dig food trucks. But sometimes I don’t want to go eat from a food truck, and if I don’t in Austin, and I don’t want BBQ, meh. Austin is meh.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
if not want Q....
DOES NOT COMPUTE
especially living in Houston. ugh.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
There is only one Q dish at a place within 5-10 miles of me worth what they make me pay for it.
so mad
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
I had County Line today
in Austin.
BTW there is a County Line in Houston.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Never been.
Worth it? I see on their website that they have a buffet…hrm. That means it’s either awesome or awful, right?
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
The buffet is a fucking sweet deal.
I love County Line. County Line is one of my most frequented places to go in Austin. I’ve been to the Houston one a few times. We should go there once I’m over my weight loss ness.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yes, once you're over that.
Because there’s no way I’m going with some dude who only gets one plate, fills half of it with salad and then gets a diet drink.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I could cheat
but I’d just have to work my ass off that day.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"day" he says...this guy ^
lulz
If we’re driving all the way out to BFE for a buffet, we’re going to do this right. Bring pants that have some give in them.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
I'll do 1500 calories of work outs that day
I’ll do it I will.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I THOUGHT I SAID NO ONE PLATE NONSENSE
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
Dude 1500 calories is more food than you think haha.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Not a Q joint.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
Not AT a Q joint.
Sorry.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
Attaboy, champ.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
Coke zero: actually pretty good
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I don't really drink cokes very often
unless I’m mixing it with some form of alcohol. Can’t really taste the difference between regular coke and coke zero at that point.
I had one the other night
It tastes almost exactly like regular coke… almost better, actually, because I didn’t feel that weird acid-y teeth feeling. It was from a bottle, though, I try not to ever drink coke from a can.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
No, I just think bottles taste better than cans.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
My drink of choice, also.
I have an embarrassing number of cans in my office because they don’t recycle here so I take them home…eventually Probably 50+.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
Torchys
Best tacos ever
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Austin is limited.
It lacks traditional arts/culture. It’s live music kicks ass obviously, but even that is a weekend-mostly sort of thing. It’s too small to be lively often.
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Absolutely it is.
Best urban city in Texas for it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I dunno,
Austin seems to have more history about it than Dallas nowadays. Plus all the BBQ in the Hill Country.
The wine still has a way to go, but given how many options there are and how much Texans support the stuff that’s decent, I could see it getting better in the near future.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
Austin to me is a sister city to San Diego
If either city were larger (more robust), they would kick other city’s asses.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah, I can see it.
That’s why I always wonder why Austin grew north and northwest instead of south to form a (fucking giant) metro area with SA.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions
It's getting that way.
There used to be actual open land between RR and Austin. That’s getting to be pretty rare.
Yeah,
and they are doing well with managing the highways in that part…it’s just the Austin part..
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
And now that CapMetro seems top be in the right hands
hopefully the public trans. system can continue to grow with the population.
MetroRail is the fucking tits.
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Retro Male is the fucking dicks...
Not sure where I was going with that one, but whatever.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Almost 2 years old now
Wow…didn’t realize it had been that long.
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Ok that makes me feel better.
I was hoping it wasn’t around when I was there because that would mean I was sober far less often than I would have liked to admit.
See now I'm trying to decide if I ever did have to move back down there,
a realistic possibility actually, where I would want to live. RR is a mess from the times I’ve been there (so many people with really limited options still) but I don’t know if I would want to live in Austin proper again.
Lake Travis
Nice work if you can get it and you can get it if you tryyyyy
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
620 and 1431
on opposite sides of the lake have some really nice communities, but the problem is access. Getting from Steiner or Lago Vista to downtown is a nightmare.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
wow, I hit the gym/grocery and miss
an Austin quality of life debate! Hey, did you lose power? I was out till 10:30 am.
Nope. I lost sleep though.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I've never done it during rush hour
but I’ve done it on weekends and it’s not bad at all.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
Are you about to bust out in song on me?
I may want something a little closer to 35. Easier access to my projects that way.
West RR, bro
http://maps.google.com/maps/myplaces?ll=30.484289,-97.688598&spn=0.054439,0.116301&vpsrc=6&ctz=360&t=v&z=14
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
At least in Austin's case (since I have no clue about SD)
getting larger may change the identity of the city itself. Plus getting larger means they have an even bigger traffic fuck up on their hands.
If San Diego were laid out geographically more like LA
It would be fucking amazing..
But you have downtown stopped by the ocean to the west and south, highway and hill to the north, and highway/naval bases to the east
It’s basically broken down into 5 sections:
1. Downtown – kinda smallish but really fucking cool. Everything is within a 5-10 minute (at absolute most) walk.. bar hopping/music venues/restaurants are everywhere. Also, Petco park
2. Mission Valley – North Side of the highway and hill, where Qualcomm is, nice mall, really pretty, good outdoor stuff, where all the non downtown good apartments are
3. National City/Naval bases – East Side SD… ghetto as shit.. (Bonus, if you go further east then you get into Chula Vista area, realllllly nice suburb with some fun things to do and hot Mexican Milfs
4. Pacific Beach/Ocean Beach – North West SD, right on the coast.. great fucking beaches, beach bars, volleyball, beach clubs, hotties all day erry day..
5. Coronado – across the harbor from downtown, Island, hot milfs, rich people, really nice cool little shops on orange, good beaches if you don’t wanna drive all the way to PB/OB
Honorable mention: Tijuana, 15 miles south. LET’S GO TO MEXICO!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
You're talking to someone who knows SD about as well as you ;)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I am headed there in March
and trying to figure out where to stay. I would prefer on a beach rather than a bay
Everything in SD is a 10 minute drive AT MOST
Just stay in the Gaslamp Quarter or downtown
A burden should never be something out of your control.
where did you end up eating lunch
today in Austin? damn, leave for a couple hours and you can miss a lot, heh
oh shit, nevermind, I scrolled up
these discussions get hard to follow once they’re flush against the right margin . . . LSB should find a way to make threads zig-zag back and forth and back again
Can't go wrong downtown..
but if you really wanna get the SD experience, you gotta hit up PB or OB.. chill at the beach, go to the beach shops, hit up a beach bar/club.. find some hotties, then go downtown at night and smash it
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
So money...
So money..
Seriously.. if before May you ever come out here for more than 2 hours to visit family, hit me up and we’ll hit it up.
Seriously.. if before May you ever come out here for more than 2 hours to visit family, hit me up and we’ll hit it up.Yup.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Heh yeah.. just helping out the ones who don't know
:)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm not seeing the downside here.
PLEASE TELL LOCKHEED MARTIN TO HIRE ME KTHX
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You are overlooking UT
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by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
It's terribly disjointed.
The employment factor is the important one to me, though.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Houston is the worst.
I like all of the areas around Houston quite a bit, but actually going through Houston makes my skin crawl.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Since I live in the loop, I get a different perspective.
I don’t mind it. Things are close, but not close enough.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Also,
the speaker’s assertion that people choose where they want to live as the primary motivation to me is off point. The primary factor in new collegiate talent, for example, are job offers in a field from companies that recruit at their campus. Given equal offers in different cities, then obviously location comes into play, but more often than not, job offers are not equitable. The job itself carries way more weight than the speaker gives credit.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
especially in this job market
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 25, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
Although I am going to be applying more heavily for jobs in places I want to live… but anecdotal evidence is worth about as much a… something that isn’t worth very much
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think they provided evidence that this is changing
and I think it really is from conversations with friends who, admittedly, have more mobility for this sort of thing than a lot of the population. A couple of friends on the business side of the health care industry are thinking about moving to Chicago just because they liked the city so much on their business trips there and are working out a connection to get there.
Sister in law had a well paying job in Dallas, but after she couldn’t get a job working for the marketing firm that she coveted, she decided there wasn’t enough of what she liked in Dallas so she moved to the DC area.
ClosureGT might be another example. Moved back to Texas after college for a good job, but eventually found a way to get to a living environment that fit what he was looking for (Cali).
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
I'm another example of this, NYC move with no job intentions in mind.
I think the conversation becomes MUCH more relevant on a second/third job or for established workers. Collegiate workers will still be dictated by their offers more so than workers more in our age range.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah,
but I think that second/third job still encompasses the young people that cities are looking to attract.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
Not disagreeing with this.
But Dallas will never beat NYC or Chicago for talent that desire NYC or Chicago. Just not happening. Dallas needs to pull from Houston, Austin, San Diego, LA, and other smaller cities.
Dallas in its ideal state will have the appeal of San Diego (from a perception stand point), but with a much more robust offering of social and life activities.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
What did you learn from the case study?
Are there other large cities that operate in this nonsensical fashion?
I have heard it proposed that Houston does a better job of mixing/mingling it’s population subgroups because of the lack of zoning, which fits anecdotally to some degree with my experiences, I suppose, but I’m just not sure if it’s the case.
I’d say Montrose, Rice Village, Washington Heights [equivalent to Bishop Arts?], the Galleria area [Addison], and Midtown could all somewhat compare, but it’s just…different.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
Houston is honestly the only large city that is a "new" city (so not Northeast pretty much)
that has had this little planning.
Northeast cities have planning/renovations/etc. that they modified from their natural colonial growth that still give it more structure than Houston.
The mini-communities in Houston are similar to Dallas, yes. But what differs are the makeup of those communities. Whereas in Dallas you will have eight bars in a row on McKinney with restaurants, etc., you don’t have that in Houston. A bar is next to a cash check place next to a used car lot next to a super nice restaurant. Westheimer to me is the epitome of the worst of Houston’s planning. Mark’s American is the highest rated Gayot restaurant in the city. It is next to a shitty gas station, tattoo parlor, some scattered houses, and a few vacant lots.
One of the biggest things planners need to do from a micro-level is evaluate a typical day/night in the mindset of its desired residents – you can’t easily bar-hop or restaurant hop or join together in Houston. Washington is a fucking trek of a walk. Westheimer is too. Midtown is the newest area and honestly the best sense of cohesion of any area in Houston, with Rice-student assisted Rice Village as a close second. But Rice people don’t need to go downtown because they have Rice Village, and a lot of downtowners in Houston won’t go to Rice Village. No public transportation to get them between places, so it’s all a fucking mess.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I can actually speak to this.
Occasionally some of my friends and I will go downtown for night-life. Mostly because the light-rail is very, very convenient for Rice students (one station a block away from the southern residential colleges, another across the street from the northern residential colleges).
That said, we’re the rarity, and most of the time when we feel like grabbing a drink and chatting we just head to Valhalla (grad-student pub that has better beer than the undergrad one).
A Rice undergrad student who worked with me over the summer
told me about Valhalla. As a Baylor grad…mind. blown.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
It's a fantastic, fantastic place.
And directly responsible for many of the bottles in the collection on my shelf.
Random question: was person who worked with you over the summer in the MOB? If so, I very likely know him/her.
Also, friend referred to above used to wait tables at Hungry’s.
I'm not sure.
There’s another student working with me right now, but only in a temporary fashion as the postdoc he had been working under is out on maternity leave.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Hell.
Philadelphia has the same struggled Dallas does. Penn students for the most part stay on Penn’s campus, and then leave Philly when they graduate. But that’s just an hour train ride from NYC.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah,
I don’t disagree that the Dallas mini-communities are better, more entertaining for entire evenings.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
I don't agree that it's sterile
Granted I wasn’t sober most of the night so what the fuck do I remember anyway.
What was your impression? In a few words? Legitimate inquiry.
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I don't know if I can sum things up in a few words.
The main lobby I guess I could see being considered somewhat sterile, but I loved my room. The art was interesting and the furniture was different than any other hotel I’d been in. The ballroom we were in was quite nice. None of it looked like something I had seen before nor bland or sterile. The pool area looked like it would have been pretty fun had it not been around 35 degrees outside.
The sports bar was ok, crowded as fuck though. After that I walked the building for a while. I don’t really remember what a lot of the rest looked like though…
I don’t think it was blow you away amazing, but dentist office sterile wasn’t a description I would have thought.
I really like it
That sports bar was crowded (I went for NFL playoffs) but very nice, the Texas Spice restaurant is good and I haven’t been to the bob’s there but I’m hitting it up in the next week or so
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by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
from looking at the pictures of the website, I can see the sterile description for the lobby and the outside as gaudy, but there seem to be interesting artwork and architectural elements scattered around. Like say, this:
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
Architecture isn't culture, though.
There isn’t an inherent desire to be AT the hotel, which is what I think the point is. It’s beautiful, but no one thinks, I’d love to be THERE, because being there is so desirable. It’s merely a really nice place to sleep.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That has more to do with the location than any "sterile" appearance.
It’s a shitty location for anybody that wants to be real close to anything.
Well, yes,
the point about the architecture of the place, which ostensibly was the original point of the article, did become secondary to the point of the attractiveness of Dallas as a whole.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
I think the thing that I loved most of the article was the speaker's comments on Dallas' need
to double-down on its Downtown plan. I agree 100% to this.
I think the author basically re-hashed a few of her points, added some really stupid analogies, and added nothing interesting to the conversation besides superfluous, flowery language.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This comment sums up my feelings (with terrible grammar)
this story was well-written, but i clicked on it looking for information. not just information about what Coletta said, but from other sources. things i didn’t know. more than just nice writing about how essentially downtown is not fun and corporate. i wanted more stats, facts, comparisons to other cities, little-known, quirky things about downtown. i wanted more meat, this was pretty fluffy.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
we had our company party there last weekend.... it was nice..
the rooms are nice… not 450.00 nice.. but its nice.
that part of the west end is fucking shitty though.
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Yup. Location is awful.
That’s not even really West End…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
its by the train statoin!
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
I'm aware of its location... but that part of downtown sucks.
And that’s more south. The West End, in my mind, in the northwestern corner.
The Convention center and SW/S sides of downtown all suck. An aging hotel, no night life, trashy clubs in Downtown.
Downtown desperately need an overhaul.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It was built almost exclusively to attract more business to the convention center
the co I work for was party of the lobbying party to get it built (we do convention services and things like that).
I know that part of the plan is to improve that area but it takes time
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 25, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
I don't disagree.
I’m not saying it was a bad build. That whole side of downtown needs renovating, including the NW corner (West End), particularly if they are linking Uptown/Downtown. I think Dallas is still moving positively as far as becoming a more attractive city from its Downtown area.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
that is not at all the west end
that is by the greyhound station on the south west side of downtown
west end is northwest side of downtown
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by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
downtown boosters
are doing everything they can to make downtown more dense, more vibrant and more walkable. They are trying to connect it to bishop arts with a trolley and send a trolly up main street to link in with the Mckinney ave trolley to form a strong connection between the interesting areas of bishop arts/arts district/west village/uptown. That’s why the downtown population has gone from under 500 to 8-9,000 since I’ve lived there
We have a long way to go and we aren’t starting from where NYC, Seattle, Portland, Boston etc. are but unless the author’s point is “dallas should not even try” then it is hard to see that he/she has a point
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think the author's point wasn't that Dallas shouldn't try,
but that it needs to try harder than it thinks it has to.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
then the author is mistaken
Dallas lost out on Boeing b/c lack of street life (we aren’t ever going to compete w/chicago on that point) but since then they have redoubled their efforts. I haven’t yet read the article (will pick it up) but they ARE trying very hard, and harder than ever. They gave Forest City 60M to redevelop the Merc (who is now tackling the adjacent 17 story office complex), they are pressuring owners of all vacant buildings to meed code immediately, they are helping the hamiltons re-develop the lone star gas complex and aggressively containing the homeless (despite the bridge), and doing the woodall deck park and planning the trolly to bishop arts and planning an extension of dart by the new convention hotel/city hall with a link to deep ellum,
there really is a lot going on right now, just takes time (see main street garden and the other park — announced 2001 and one completed about 18 months ago and the other nearing completion)
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
I knew about half of the stuff you listed, and don’t get me wrong, I like this direction. But even when all of that stuff comes to fruition, Dallas will have gone from being undesirable to…minimally desirable? If this is the direction that cities are moving and competing in, then it’s not a matter of whether Dallas can catch up to Chicago or NYC, but a matter of if they can keep from being overtaken.
One of the points made in the article is that what they are doing is good, but they can’t assume that they are not at cruising altitude.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
God bless job security
That’s why the downtown population has gone from under 500 to 8-9,000 since I’ve lived there
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I'm doing a little LSB evangelism on a co-worker
Y’all bitches be on your best behavior now…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
This is probably the most LSB thing that could've been posted.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
how is this not green yet?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
there ya go loblaw
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Yea, not cool
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 4:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I like rape.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
We're your best friends.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I like mayo on hot dogs
/LSB confession
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions
Ick
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
gross
Chicago Style or Chili dogs
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
i hate people who like mayo on hot dogs
/LSB confession
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I like mayo on fries
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Actually I like mayo on just about anything
If it is fresh mayo
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I WANT ONE SO BAD
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Break it down
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 25, 2012 4:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Is this one of those Graphs d' Cinema that are all the rage these days?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
And it would be higher off the ground.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's pretty impressive.
Running Zebra Man
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
I posted the video this came from a few days ago, everyone blew it off.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fljKx9nvrL4&hd=1
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Naw, dude, that means you gained enough XP to go to the next level.
Grats on the ding!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
IT'S A FUCKING CINEMAGRAPH
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions
this has to do with ticketes huh
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
i hope not
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
RM has to win by two
No reason for Barca to stress
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 4:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No
If only by 1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's going to get ugly
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yay
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
DAT BENZEMA!
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 4:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Barça looks very bad now
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ESPN3 and golTV
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't have either god damnit
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 4:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Espn3 is online
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It always shows the WS game 7 score under the video
I hate it so much
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED!!!
I re-size the window just so I don’t have to look at it.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
It does that for me, too..
It teases me.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
The word is "taunts" or "mocks".
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
Clean play by puyol
Not so much by Pepe
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 4:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah
Live it looked bad
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
They never cross when I want them to
#fifaskills
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Boney Bad Boy Washington
I likes it.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
Whoops
Boney Bad Reply Fail
Sorry.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 25, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
Boney Sugar Bradley.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
Fat Gumbo Franklin
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ha!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 25, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
Sleepy Fingers McGee
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 25, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
bwhahaha
Jailhouse Legs McGee
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Jailhouse Harp Lee.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Boney Legs Bailey
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 25, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
Buddy sugar jackson
Wtf
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 4:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sticky Gumbo Bailey
hmm.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Sleepy Bad Boy Davis
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yours should be Boring No Fun McGhee
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
He wouldn't play that disgusting lust-addled blues music
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Taylor Swift
What would her blues name be?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
Six Cocks Anderson
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Green.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
All Holes Stuffed McGillicutty
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think that's
her Celtic name.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Except it is not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Fat Killer McGee
I think I win
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
i dunno mine is hilarious
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Jailhouse Eyes Bailey
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Skinny Harp Hopkins
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Jailhouse Eyes King.
Hmmm…
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Boney Bones Lee
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
curly back hopkins
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Jailhouse "Legs" Green
Meh
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
jailhouse bones hopkins
it’s nice but doesnt really go together. maybe just jailhouse hopkins
by studcrackers on Jan 25, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
That... was not worthy of a yellow.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Very iffy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was referring to Ramos, btw
Also, good lord.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Me too
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fuck pepe
Dirty player.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So much
Diaf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah Barca's not milking it at all
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's a horseshit play
Going straight through the player!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I know, it was bad
Barca was also doing stupid waste time crap (not that any other team does differently)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Did you watch mou's interest team
Ever?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know what this means
Unless interest is supposed to be another word? But yeah like I said, I know every team does that. Still annoys me…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Inter sorry!
They wasted time all game in the 2nd leg of the CL final @ nou camp
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah
The worst I think I’ve ever seen was Brazil’s women’s team against the US the past world cup…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Also iker holding back players
Pepe going after r
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ref
Good thing Barça is the only team in the world who complains about referees
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It was a Unicef conspiracy
Or wait, they are Qatari foundation now right? Qatar paid off the ref.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
/Mou
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 4:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Earworms
I have been plagued by them lately. First the Sweetjack song, then that stupid Pizza Hut $10 pizza song, and today, it’s “Sexy Motherfucker” by Prince.
sexy motherfucker shakin’ dat ass
shakin’ dat ass
shakin’ dat ass
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
God damn "Superbass."
Make it stop.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Drip drip drop
there goes an eargasm
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
now you cumin' out the side of your face
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
we tappin right into your memory banks
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
I like the waaaaaaaaaaaaaay you move.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Why has there been so much food talk the past couple of days?
I’m hungry all the time now. I want tamales, chicken fried steak, a hamburger or seven, indian food, tacos…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think I hate you.
I had a ham and cheese sandwich and doritos.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's pretty much all I eat for lunch.
Ham and cheese plus some kind of chips and fruit. I also had a yogurt, I forgot about that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Send me some?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'll take it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I just went to Walmart and bought those Snickers ice cream bars.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
I'm focusing on savory right now.
Although those are delicious.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh man
So jelly
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
Because everyone knows I can't eat that stuff for four more days and they're tormenting me.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
If you could eat anywhere right now where would it be?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Fried catfish from Prairie House with french fries, extra tartar and cocktail sauce
and a salad with ranch
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Then that is what I shall eat for dinner tonight.
And I will post pictures.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You're amazing.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
It won't actually be from Prairie House because I don't know where that is.
And there obviously isn’t one in Tyler.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
OT III
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/25/2734856/ot-iii-workin-on-our-night-moves
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/25/2734856/ot-iii-workin-on-our-night-moves
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/25/2734856/ot-iii-workin-on-our-night-moves
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
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