OT III (workin on our night moves)
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 5:07 PM CST
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Print"Night Moves" is a song written and performed by Bob Seger, from his 1976 album Night Moves. Released as a single in December 1976, it eventually reached number four on the Billboard Hot 100 pop singles chart. In doing so, it almost singlehandedly changed Seger from being a popular regional favorite into a national star.
Music writer Samuel Delliance of The New York Post wrote in 1977, "'Night Moves' is supposed to take place in Michigan in the early 1960s, but it is timeless and placeless. You can be across the street from Kissena Park in Queens in the early evening with no one in sight and the song will suddenly flood your mind just as it did Seger's." In his 1979 volume Stranded: Rock and Roll for a Desert Island, famed rock critic Greil Marcus selected the single "Night Moves" for inclusion on same, writing simply: "The mystic chords of memory." [4]
"Night Moves" was named by Rolling Stone as Best Single of the Year for 1977. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame named it one of the 500 Songs That Shaped Rock and Roll,[5] Seger's only such selection.
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There's gonna be a Kung Fu Saloon
opening in Uptown soon.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
We can walk there from your place.
If you really are indeed moving to Uptown, and not like in the same sense Prince Fielder was moving to Southlake.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Already signed the lease mother fucker.. and paid the pro rate rent for that month
Move March 17th.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck Kung Fu
It’s going to be another obnoxious as fuck “scene” place.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
benji can come hang out w me in uptown and pick up chicks.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
The one in Austin is pretty awesome I think.
And if we’re talking about the same thing, EVERY bar in Uptown is already a “scene place”
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
The one in Austin isn't bad.
But it gets obnoxious too. And yes, most bars in Uptown are "scene’-y.
They just opened a Kung Fu down the street from me in Houston. Full of cocksuckers and idiots.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
man.. i dont consider those places scene places.. i go to those bars and drink
like i do at every other bar in america…
“scene” places to me are 14 dollar cocktail places with dress codes
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
West 6th = Uptown
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I was out on West 6th last night.
They’re not really that similar.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
J Black's is the only thing that kind of reminds me of Uptown.
I like Molotov a lot.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
That place is pretty great too if you can get a drink.
The private karaoke rooms are the shit. And I hope you had Live Oak or 512 on tap.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I stayed away from beer due to my current weight loss regiment.
They had $5 for a shot of Tito’s and a Lone Star. I just got the Tito’s and handed off the Lone Star.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I just looked at it as if I got a free beer with my shot.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
RF is right, when busy, drink-getting is a fuckin' pain
@ Highball . . . damn near deal-breaker for me
There's one on W 6th though in Austin
which is what was being compared to the Uptown scene in Dallas.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Kung Fu
J Blacks, Union Park (closed?), The Ranch….these are all places that remind me of the Dallas bar scene. Maybe not uptown proper, but the scene, crowd, etc.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
But Haddington's...
…oh, how I love thee.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Well I consider J Blacks and the Ranch all one place.
Forgot about Union Park. I lived with a girl for a while who had big fake boobs who worked there and hooked me up.
To this day I regret not suffocating myself with them.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You heard about this Brew Exchange place?
Supply & demand pricing of beer. Economics, booze and women of questionable sexual morality? Benji, try not to let your erection knock your drink over.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Wait, is this meant for me or Benji?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Whoever...I guess
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You left a beer in my fridge.
And I am going to drink it.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
who me? I left 3 beers in there.. and drink em up
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
Not getting head, that's for god damn sure.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
there was certainly adult themed things
but head was not one of them.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Probably not fat enough so he wasn't interested
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Jan 25, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh yeah I forgot that RF only bones the fatties.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
This is not true.
I don’t discriminate anyone.
I just prefer an ass that I have to tap morse code on if I’m about to pass out from suffocation.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
x
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facesitting
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Oh I thought you were already being choked out by something.
A la Carradine that movie with Wesley Snipes or some shit.
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
HAHA!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
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"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
z
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
You were out of town this last weekend, right?
I seem to recall in my haze that was why you weren’t able to meet us up.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
That was actually meant for IANF, but it got sent to you as well.
You were the tough guy persona we were missing from the group.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I am not the tough guy of the crew!
I’m the looks, you’re the brains, IANF is the muscle, and TNT is the wildcard.
No way, I'm the Wild Card.
If anything you’re the brains since you have glasses and can lawyer people.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
And I'm nothing
:(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 5:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're the sweet one.
The Lance Bass of the crew.
But a Lance Bass that prefers boobs to wieners.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Well we don't have a black guy so we can't be the A-Team.
Or the Ghostbusters for that matter.
ATTENTION LSB: NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR A BLACK FRIEND TO JOIN OUR CREW.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Every great crew in history goes by that dynamic:
Looks, brains, muscle, wildcard. Scooby doo did it. The A Team did it. The Ghostbusters did it.
No black people in Scooby Doo, but the wildcard was a human + a dog, and there were two girls…
I think Shaggy was South African
so maybe that counts.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I have some black friends.
One would probably have to be the brains, and one would definitely be the wildcard, so if we went with the second dude, you’d have to find a new crew. =(
I say we just go into it blindly after adding the black guy
then after a few outings, just decide where we each fit.
Or ask a group of girls to observe us throughout the night then tell us what they think our roles are.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Someone tell that to Selig.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Jan 25, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Underrated.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
OR it completely shatters the mold for the
prototypical dynamic amongst groups and we totally reinvent the wheel.
And ergo, get more head.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
If there are only two of us to counteract the actions of the wildcard...
….the balance from “this is a fun and interesting group” goes to “this group is weirding me the fuck out,” way too quickly. Two of us can’t possibly contain TWO wildcards.
What if you had 2 brains and 2 wildcards?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
So like 2 Hannibals and
2 Murdochs basically.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
We still need a looks!
And who will be the muscle? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN THE DYNAMIC THAT HAS PROVEN TO BE UNTOUCHABLE IN ITS PERFECTION?
Bc I want it all!
Or nothing at all!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Schoolly is a looks, brains,
ethnic minority, cool-scar-barer, and can play the “Yu’s cousin” con all night long
who was the.muscle in ghostbusters?
or the looks?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well Winston was clearly the muscle.
And Peter got the most poon.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
one chick is the most poon? sad
and sigourney weaver should not count as poon
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not just what happened on camera.
The way he pretended that chick was psychic to get into her pants was brilliant and you can tell he’s no stranger to the vaginal choir.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Oh yeah, Venkman was the looks.
Regardless of how he actually looked, he was the one for the ladies of those four.
Tell that to Schultzy.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I do and have.
It’s not my fault he chooses not to partake in the easiness.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You know what? Fuck it..
Girls are easy. I said it.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
You said college girls.
I am stating that girls in general are easy.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
If there is one thing I have realized...
….it is that I hit on FAR TOO FEW girls when I was in college.
Truly: what the fuck was I thinking?
The problem is you were thinking..
you should have been not thinking and letting your dick make the decisions.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
you're just saying that Winston was the muscle because he's black
that’s pretty out of control, RF. Even for you.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
and I am assuming egon is the brains
but is ray really a wildcard?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he didn't want to
egon and peter made him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
just sayin, bro
pokin holes all up in your shit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 6:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
/six guys to Taylor Swift
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
who is the brains of that outfit?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 6:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dennis, Obv
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
dee is the looks?
no thanks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 6:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I mean she kinda has to be...
Unless you wanna experiment.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Cause it sure as fuck ain't the waitress.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Mac is the brains.
Dennis is the looks.
Frank is the muscle.
Charlie is the Wildcard.
Dee is the useless chick.
You're the DD.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 5:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
tidentexas? ahhh
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
Ha ha.
SEC! SEC! SEC!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
z
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Can I be Bischoff?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 7:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They keep the restaurant completely separate from the bar upstairs.
That being said, she may very well have been there that night but we wouldnt have seen her.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Pay attention.
She’s a friend of mine. Worked at Splash Mountain with my fiancee, and now does Princess Peach at MTM and voice over work for video games and Full Metal Alchemist.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I want in!
PS – KoK, you never called me back. I feel like one of many rabble of strange you’ved burned through.
Bitch.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
one of these days, I'll get to join you people for a fun evening of revelry
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
yes
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
x
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 25, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
Why does th Cowboys one have to suck?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
Because the Broncos own their schtick
And Phillip Morris owns this guy…
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
*owned him
before he died of lung cancer
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I like the lion a lot. And the Raiders one is good but needs a bigger skull.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The Broncos never should have changed their uniforms.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It would look better without the football, and god yes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It looks like a 5 year old's star badge
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
These are what you would be wearing
if American Eagle designed all NFL gear.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
These are all very EPL.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Heh that was my thought too
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yep
Lions logo looks a lot like Chelsea’s.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
That was my first thought, too.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
You think NFL is seeing a spike in competition from EPL?
Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Wut
No. The NFL is getting stupid ratings even in what I would consider to be one of their worst years talent wise in the past 5 years.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously..
I’ve been thinking all year, “Is this really that great?”
I’ve watched less NFL this year than I have since I was a kid and didn’t know what NFL was haha.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Same here...
I used to be able to watch all 3 Sunday games straight. Now I can watch the Cowboys but generally get bored with everything else.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I went on a long rant about this
to a new friend while road tripping out to Waco. Everybody doesn’t see it because the QB/passing stats are absurd [which is much more about the rules changes than anything else] and I guess TEBOW, but even the teams that were healthy (which were few) were very flawed.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
Totally agree..
A lot of the primetime matchups were gawd-awful, too. I remember just a couple years ago when almost every late afternoon sunday game, sunday night game, and monday night game were HOLY SHIT FUCKING BALLS I DON’T EVEN LIKE THESE TEAMS BUT GODDAMN-like good. This last year? I actually did shit with friends most times in the evenings. Honestly, I think the EPL has been far more entertaining..
Also, could it be the Ranger effect? So much drama and excitement and heart-destroying games we went through that you can really only find in baseball, to a bunch of sloppy football kinda made us all go “meh.”
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I know,
I’ve been wondering if it was just me, too. But the good teams this year have been bad.
I mean, the Cowboys pretty clearly shouldn’t have won as many games as they did, yet they almost hosted a playoff game.
Baltimore? Can’t pass. New England? Awful secondary. Packers? Can’t rush the passer, defense was generally bad and their rushing attack was very hit/miss.
Saints? Amazing at home, notsomuch on the road.
49ers? Can’t pass.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
Agree..
Denver.. DENVER… with a FB playing quarterback, a re-tread running back with shitty ass knees, a good receiver, a white receiver, a decent? o-line.. and an above average defense got to the 2nd round of the playoffs… My God. This Super Bowl better be worth it or I’m gonna be pissed for paying 40 bucks for NFL Redzone.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
They have good parts of their OL,
but I’m not sure how it grades out overall. They rush the passer very well and are decent in pass coverage on the outside. Them getting picked apart by the Patriots TE-heavy scheme was the least surprising thing about the playoffs so far.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
I talked to someone about how I'd never seen a great team as flawed as the Packers.
Their secondary was brutal. Their success rate against the run wasn’t that good, either. Their o-line had problems. But their QB might well not care what kind of o-line you put him behind, and completed passes so efficiently it’s like the defense didn’t even matter.
There have been good teams that fit that profile before, but nearly undefeated? Man.
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Yup.. I thought they were clearly the best team in the NFL most of the season..
but they were definitely beatable. There was a simple strategy that would beat them, the problem is most teams couldn’t follow through with that strategy. They ran into their kryptonite with Los Gigantes.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
Any of the 92-95 Cowboys, including 94, destroy all of the teams this year.
By 14, minimum.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Imagination.
ESPN just got rights to the EPL in case there wasn’t an NFL this year, and they have been pushing it hard since then.
Fox also has rights
and have been pushing it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
Where are these from:?
They look like they’re all done by a single designer, but they’re pretty nice.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I think that each of these is an improvement.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oakland's isn't bad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What the hell do any of YOU know about it?
Sheeeyit…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
the best part of The Wire
was anytime that the sleazy politician said “sheeeeiiiiiiiiiit”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
America.
Tyree Lincoln Smith, a Florida man, has been arrested in Lynn Haven, Florida, for allegedly beating a Connecticut man to death with an axe and then eating his eyeball and part of his brain in a nearby cemetery.
According to warrant application obtained by The Connecticut Post, Smith told his cousin that the man’s eyeball tasted like an oyster and that his brain tasted like " women’s come." Click through to see the warrant for yourself.
Mmm
What about that guy in Dallas a couple of years ago that killed his wife and kid ate their hearts and then pulled out and ate his own eyeball when the police came to arrest him
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 5:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The Court of Criminal Appeals determined that he wasnt insane.
Unless there are multiple people in Texas that ate both their eyeballs.
If you're willing to go that far to fake crazy, I say you've earned a not guilty by reason of insanity.
I doubt anyone out there is going to think, “Man, you mean I can get away with anything if I just rip both my eyeballs out and eat them? Fucking sweet!”
Or you have to announce your recent engagement
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Of course he had sex with the corpse.
Shocker.
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I hate you for posting this
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
.
examining psychologists all found him to be sane but “evil”.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Kuru
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
So did he gain the guy's knowledge or what?
That’s how this works, right?
I’m not a doctor.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Michael Buble's wife. Good god.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
And to think most American men call him gay...
Just shows how much the average male knows.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yeah probs...
But I’ve always considered Buble a fucking pimp.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I hear the rating system sucks when it comes to rating average males
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He married her to satisfy his parents
She married him for money still gay
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 5:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Justin Bieber is dating Selena Gomez..
Gay or not gay?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
not gay
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He dresses and looks like Ellen Degeneres
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
that may be true
but I don’t think he is gay
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he does look ridiculous but meh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he is 17
I saw plenty of people wear stupid shit in highschool
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Present company included.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You should see Shawn marion's socks
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 6:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I wonder what he is looking at
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
David Murphy shagging flies.
In his boxer briefs.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
He's looking towards the 3rd base dugout..
So probably Tim Lincecum.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
He was in the Magic Kingdom recently.
He tweeted everywhere he went, so a legion of girls would show up here and there. Not that they ever got a look at him. We had a serious attendance spike just because fucking Justin Bieber was in the park.
When he walked in to the foyer of the Haunted Mansion, he made his whole entourage lay on the ground because it “looks really cool when the room stretches.” The butler working just stared at him like he was an idiot. When the room didn’t stretch and the door to the stretching room opened, he covered by telling his entourage “do it in here, too, this room stretches, too.”
At the Jungle Cruise, he asked a cast member in the break room (he went in back ways) if you get wet. The skipper said “yes, soaked,” and so Justin Bieber got scared and decided not to ride the Jungle Cruise.
Good times.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Maybe you should start and you'll start pulling Gomez trim, but with tits.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I'm very satisfied with the trim i'm able to pull in.
Thanks though.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
Obviously not since you question why Beiber can pull ass dressed the way he is...
Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Good point.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Obviously.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Glad you came to grips with it quickly.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
Well...
You cut to the core of me quickly.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I thought it was
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
She is straight, I believe.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Who calls him gay? He's a crooner. He doesn't strike me as any "gayer" than Harry Connick Jr
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
yeh they're both clearly straight although Harry claims to have "gay tendencies"
He’s one cool cat that Harry Connick, just a good guy..
Romantic crooner Harry Connick Jr. is certain he has gay tendencies because he has spent his life surrounded by women.
The singer insists he’s far from a guy’s guy and probably wouldn’t know what to do in the company of macho men, because women have been running his life forever.
Connick Jr., who is married to model Jill Goodacre and has three daughters, says, “I have so many women in my life, I wouldn’t know what to do with a guy. In fact I’m probably gay and I don’t even know it!”
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Here's a test, Harry.
You like dick?
If so, gay. If not, not gay.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Nah. Dick loving is a social construct.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
really didn't like Harry at all, until ...
… he whipped that Katrina relief tv special together – that night he earned my respect
He's a good guy. His father, otoh, is massive asshole.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
he's done a LOT for New Orleans, a lot...
it’s come back pretty strong….
A city legendary for its cuisine, New Orleans now has more than 300 more restaurants than there were before Katrina,
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Woah, that's crazy.
Love that town.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
yeh it's soo awesome, I'm jonesing for a Johnny's Po Boy so bad..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
That is one of the nice things about Houston
Lots of cajun and seafood.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
That's my place, maine
I contend that it’s better than the beignets I had in NOLa.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Down the street from me
I know we’ll be having them this weekend because we have some friends coming into town and every time we go there, something good happens to one of us.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
I work in the med center, brah
I do not live in River Oaks, but live very close to it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
North? South? East? West?
Do you literally live IN my building?
This is all shocking to me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Get on facebook,
I’m not giving out my fucking address on LSB.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
GB IS THE TIGHTASS WHO HATES TV!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
That was scholly
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
I feel similarly about Emeril.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
at work the other day
a boss tried to argue with me (since I’m known as the token “liberal”) by saying that if being gay were genetic, then natural selection would’ve weeded out all gay people by now since they can’t reproduce. The only counter I had to his dumb argument was that “well, I cannot tell you what day I decided to get a super giant megaboner to a picture of pretty much any woman’s vagina as opposed to a picture of a dong. Sorry..my science trumps your science.”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
lol yeh that guy's a schmuck, the "choice" argument is a favorite of the ignorant haters..
CNN had a story on bi-sexuals recently where they attached devices to men and womens sexual organs that measured blood flow. They flashed naked pictures of hot men and women to them both and sure enough the blood flow began almost instantly upon seeing the pictures. You don’t even have time to think about it, your body just reacts. You can’t turn that off and on like a spicket. You either are or you aren’t and some are chemically attracted to both…in varying degrees.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
yeah
this is pretty much the system I’m operating under. Vaginas make me go ape shit. But I’ve never a cock so spectacular that I was like “man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception.”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
mother fucker
I don’t want to have to change my sig
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
there's a typo in there
therefore, you cannot do it. sorry, dude…but rules are rules
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
hmm
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 9:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
sir, that is taken out of context
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
the best ones always are
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ahem.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
the hell?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
LOL yeh I don't think you're ever going to wake up one morning...
and make the “choice” that “you know what sucking cock sounds so much better than eating pussy, I’m going to try that from now on”. DOESN’T HAPPEN..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
hey officer Bob, how about that Newt Gin-grinch winning the S. Carolina primary...
I love a politician who brings people together. This is the first time in ages the Hatfields and McCoys have agreed on anything. DAT MOONSHINE!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I thought the Hatfields and McCoys were Kentucky?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
they're all over that area..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Turns out there were tons of family feuds like this
all across the Appalachians which historians think is likely due to most of them tracing their background to the Scottish Highlands where family feuding is common.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
*spigot
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x
spicket
Used in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania to refer to a faucet. In some regions of Pittsburgh, a spicket is strictly on the outside of a house; in others, it can refer to any faucet, including the one at the kitchen sink.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
sorry, BG, but I always thought it was spelled "spigot" too
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I almost went with spigot but thought they both worked..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Well blow me down, I'm sorry.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Kinsey scale.
The great majority of people aren’t 100% gay or 100% not gay just like people aren’t 100% tall or 100% short, they are somewhere on a scale with multiple genes being ‘responsible’.
Also, and I know I’ve mentioned this here before, but gay kids grow up differently in a psychological sense than straight kids do, with different reactions and relationships to their dad and mom from a very young age (below 5).
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
"Also, and I know I’ve mentioned this here before, but gay kids grow up differently in a psychological sense than straight kids do, with different reactions and relationships to their dad and mom from a very young age (below 5)."
go on….what do you mean “differently?”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Most boys think of their mom as 'pretty', etc
but gay boys often develop these sorts of feelings/thoughts for their father.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
that's interesting
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Mmm hmmm.
Also, gay parents who adopt kids aren’t any more likely to see those kids become gay than heterosexual parents.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
that makes sense, especially if you subscribe to the "nature not nurture" argument.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
You are entitled to your own opinions,
not your own facts.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to steal this line
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Wiki says it's from this guy:
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
yeh because they were already gay, I'm a big believer in the genetic make-up
I knew when I was 5.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yes, most had feelings,
even if they couldn’t describe it exactly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
I had a mad crush on this boy on the tv series "Fury"...around the age of 5
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
yuuuuuuuuuup
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Freud says SEE I AM NOT IRRELEVANT
Oh but you are Freud
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I do feel that ones that turn out effeminate..
are boys who during that very confused part of their sexuality have too many women around. In other words if you’re a gay boy and you have a lot of sisters around and you’re close to your mom you tend to take on their characteristics…thankfullly I had brothers who played sports
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Wouldn't it be in a sense that most little girls develop a thing for their dad?
My little sister wanted to marry my dad when she was really young.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yeah.
It’s uncomfortable to talk about, but it’s an important part of a child’s development: they learn what boys vs girls are and the differences in how they are treated, etc, at a very young age. [don’t get me started on the gender neutral shit]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
so parenting has something to do with the development of a child's sexuality
Not trying to put words in your mouth just trying to get it dumbed down
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
No, not exactly.
How a parent acts and treats their spouse creates the framework that a child will learn gender roles from an early age, though this can obviously be changed when the child becomes an adult. Still, things like ‘men are stronger’ or ‘women are prettier’ or that a man and woman love each other, etc.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
This is shocking to you?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yes.
I didn’t have any sisters, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
People call Buble gay?
That guy was obviously slinging the poon. If I could sing like that I would never get married.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What if it was to that girl though?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
She is...not...unattractive.
That is also interesting garment selection.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
a/s/l/biggest pair of boobs you've ever seen?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'm not a fuck face, you're the fuck face.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Fuck face, eh? That's a good one.
I’ll have to remember that next time I’m climbing off of your mum.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
or singing summer lovin
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh
I’d google cross dressing boy scout but feel like the feds would be here asap.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Has there ever been a 4 OT Thread day on a week day?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Slimming down the resume.
On work experience how far back should I include?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Almost.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Omit stripping...
Unless you’re applying for a job as a stripper.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
in a competitive environment.
Very hands on.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Big Guns?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
include only relevant experience.
Focus on college experience and classes taken if you are looking for a job in the field.
just put what is relevant to the position you are applying for
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
What the Mavs did to Barea's locker
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Is this real?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 6:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
this show on nbc is killing me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 5:45 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Axe Em re: JRPGs on PS3
I’ve heard really good things about the Disaegea series, Resonance of Fate, Valkryia Chronicles, Eternal Sonata, and Star Ocean International.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The JRPGs this generation have been mostly dogshit.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 25, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Not to mention the large majority of jrpgs are shit
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 5:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No, there can be good ones.
Persona 4 was awesome, because it actually had a personality. It had some of the trappings, but the writing was top notch.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 25, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
I'm now officially a Floridian.
Resident of my birth state. Feels weird.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I prefer America's penis
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
uh
I should say, “I prefer the nickname of ’America’s Penis.’”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
loblaw likes American penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think you can tell your boss 1/25 was that day.
by BHill on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Of course you do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
ok replacing colonialbob with you Bob.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
dude
his is WAY more nuts
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
That exact quote is in someone else's sig. So it's okay.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I have a tendency to not think something all the way through before I hit "enter"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Was it the "I banged a carney once." one?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
heh
I think that was me just throwin out jokes one night
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
there is a lady at the truck stop Subway that's open all night
that is nicknamed “Clownhead.”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
when I first heard of this, I actually laughed and thought about you
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
the key to most tv shows is the formula
patriarch
matriarch
craftsman
clown
Quickly, somebody give me the EPL equivalent to the Cowboys and Rangers..
I’m pretty sure the Rangers equivalent would be Tottenham (biased)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I feel like the Rangers would be Man City
But my EPL history is piss poor.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't like that one
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Not anymore.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of...
Somebody already did if NHL had EPL kits…It’s pretty cool.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
WOAH...
NBCSN?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Of course I have tv to myself for an hour and don't get nbcsn anymore
Fuck you, beautiful frugal baby mama.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 8:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Cowboys would probably be like Liverpool
great history, only mediocre results now, given their resources.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
x
Fan base always deluded about the quality of current team while constantly reminiscing about the good old days before the competition caught up to and passed them.
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
That's exactly who I was thinking for the cowboys
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Rangers would be....
Tottenham or Everton?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Works in terms of money dynamic, I think.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
That and the type of acquisitions.
They don’t spend huge money on players but when they splurge (Modric), it’s usually for someone that can change the complexion of their team. They’ll never have the money to compete against the top 3/4 but they bring players along well and generally have a strong youth setup.
Yeah, it works as long as you ignore the ARod contract.
Over the last 5-8 years, it fits reasonably well, especially given Tottenham’s current place on the table.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yup. I was reading that they have an almost strict 70k a week limit for any one player
The only reason they have Ade is because they’re not paying all of his salary. Very smart, well-run club
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 10:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Fuck yeah!
I was right on both haha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Hello friends. I saw a reference in OT 1 to Land Before Time.
Want to have your childhood ruined?
Read about the actress who played Ducky
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Holy shit..
I just watched All Dogs Go To Heaven like last week…
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That movie bummed me the fuck out...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Thanks asshole.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I watched that and An American Tail more than any other cartoon while growing up.
I was just as bummed.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
What did actual Russian immigrants to America
think of that movie, especially impressionable young Max? Never wondered till just now …
I loved it.
I’m actually watching Fievel Goes West right now on HBO Family…
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You SMELL me?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oh snap, they have an episode of Law and Order with Juggalos on it.
Fantastic.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I did. I have friends in town and it's Mrs. Ace's friends, so they aren't quite as baseball oriented as I am.
It’s be nice to try and sneak away, but I don’t think I will be able to.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
i got fired for the first time in my life yesterday
the feeling was somewhere between boneheaded and heroic
Sorry to hear that.
There are few feelings in the world worse.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sorry dude
What happened, if you don’t mind me asking?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i got in the AD's face on set. told him to do his job
i had a bad attitude all day, but he was doing a piss poor job of running things. he wanted me the lowly, workerbee PA to keep the crowd noise maintained when i was already picking up trash, helping art department… running to the kitching to get ‘tomatoes’ when what he really wanted were ‘peppers’…
at one point the director had to stop down the shoot for ~5 minutes to explain a shot sequence. that’s shit that you should have already folded up in your back pocket. he had us moving shit we didn’t have to move, he lightly insulted an extra… he was a poor communicator of what he needed… most of it being because he was trying to be an AD and a producer all together… which is never a good idea
couple the fact you have two directors… two cameras. fucking we had a sit down second meal. you should NEVER have a sit-down second meal
by oc on Jan 25, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
That sounds like a clusterfuck of a set.
Don’t sweat it; I got fired from a bullshit internship over the phone once.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You should have thrown a curve ball at him.
Although you probably would have hit a camera and owed them a few thousand bucks on top of not being employed.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
sorry :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 25, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, OC
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 11:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yeah, i just saw the Fielder breakdown
with the James defensive scale and Cabrera stat – 5 errors in 14 games at 3rd base in his last season with the Marlins at 3B
pretty good show. pretty good host too
by oc on Jan 25, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Big KRIT, Saturday Feb. 25th at Trees.
Just bought my ticket.
A week before that, on the 18th, Yelawolf is playing there.
Tempting.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ya know what movie just started?
Cradle 2 the Grave
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
Is that the one with Tom Arnold and Anthony Anderson?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Anthony Anderson - who?
Tom Arnold – yes.
DMX – yes.
Gabrielle Union – yes.
Jet Li – yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
So, SOPA
A very interesting first hand interpretation of The Vandals bassist/lawyer. They’ve been sued by Variety magazine for seven or eight years due to a parody album cover. It’s an interesting read.
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
x
JonHeymanCBS Jon Heyman
heard #rangers #prince bid was way shorter than 9 yrs (no surprise) but was a nice creative try
Grant alluded it was 6.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Don't think he would have turned that down
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 7:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's certainly... Creative
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 7:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heavily incentive laced.
He has to win a triple crown, hit at least 74 homeruns, and win the MVP, Silver Slugger, Gold Glove, and MVPs of the ALCS and WS to get that far.
Doesn’t need to be an All-Star because that’s stupid.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Must substantially assist research team with the analytical ultracentrifugation core at UT-Southwestern
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
That's how you know I got to add an incentive.
I mean, I know they have to be spun behind materials that can stop a bullet, but wouldn’t you feel better putting Prince in between you and any potential mishaps?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Is this like the "good effort" shit he threw out last year?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
4 year contract at $90 mil..$50 mil guaranteed
With an additional $40 mil hidden in spots around the Arlington area with one clue given by JD each day as to their whereabouts.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 25, 2012 8:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
ANSWER ME THESE RIDDLES THREE, PRINCE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What is your quest?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
TO FIND MY CHEDDAR.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
but Prince was actually talking about the cheese.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I hate it when there's a comment section for each job under work experience on an application.
Like what the fuck do you want to know?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
For serious...
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
"I actually talked most people OUT of renting a Jet-Ski ..."
by Schoolly_D on Jan 25, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Recommended
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Probably a description of your responsibilities.
When I interview people I have them walk me through a typical day and what percentage of their time they spent doing certain tasks.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Then you tell them they can have the job if they let you fuck their mouths
You’re a sicko.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This is essentially what I ended up doing.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
i know
Job: Waiter. Job Description: I waited fucking tables..what do you think I did, you fucking asshole?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
maybe this is why I haven't gotten a call back on the job I applied for
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
breaks for a waiter?
heh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
true story
that’s how I picked up smoking. the only ones who ever got a break were ones that smoked. so I’d go outside with them. Well, a manager was like “uh, you can’t be out here goofing off unless you’re smoking.” So I started smoking.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Facepalm.jpg
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 9:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would say
nearly 8 years later, I’ve got a pretty good handle on it. I might smoke one ciggerrette a week.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I can no longer spell that word correctly
thanks a lot, IANF
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Hahahah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
I hate these C-team friendlies. Who the fuck is Graham Zusi? I follow the USMNT (and soccer generally) pretty closely and have no idea who this kid is.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Hah
I wondered the same thing when I read a match report against Venezuela.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
exactly.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"We did a version of this in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls." --colonialbob on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM
1st they sign a softball phenom out of New Zealand, now this...
keithlaw keithlaw
The O’s gave $550K to a 5’9" Korean HS lefty throwing 80-83 with no feel for a breaking ball. Nice use of savings from cutting pro scouting.
Someone has to say it
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Watching USA/Panama on Galavision HD
Motherfucking win.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Someone I know is on American Idol, so I'm having to watch it.
I’m starting to remember how much I hate this show.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Speculation at IGN that the new xbox whatever would have anti used game policy
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
So I'm giving Modern Family a try.
This is the best sitcom on tv? S’aight and all but I don’t see it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 8:23 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
It's the Wings that are playing after all I'm sure they will make a miracle comeback
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it was pretty great
I love it when Jimmy Howard fails. He’s the worst I’ve ever seen at leaving up giant juicy rebounds
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I don't get nbcsn anymore Schoolly!
Fatherhood changes a lot of important things about life!!!!!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 8:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
what is?
I have a feeling I’m going to need a lot more sitcoms in my life.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Maybe Community, maybe P&R
but not Modern Family. It’s good, but no.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
what about Happy endings?
Cause it looks fucking retarded
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 8:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Happy Endings is basically two great characters
and the rest. It’s largely one that gets better the more episodes you put into it.
Although right now, my favorite comedy on TV, period, is Archer.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I love that show.
Has fast witty dialogue and overacting. My two favorite things in a show.
- sigh -
Community is amazing
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 8:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
How I Met Your Mother
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
You trollin', bro?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I watch the hell out of those shows.
Modern Family is funny. I’ll admit I only watch a few TV shows.
SO FORCED.
Cue a Jim Parsons line that is 30 seconds long and includes at least three tech buzzwords.
Cue laugh track.
Repeat.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 25, 2012 8:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I found the first couple seasons very funny
Haven’t watched this season
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No you didn't.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
it is no you di' int
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Big Bang fucking blows
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 8:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
the league is my favorite sitcom
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 8:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it is fantastic
Rafi is the best character ever
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 25, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
taco is my favorite
but I liked lajoie before I knew of the show
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah
he had some funny vids on the youtubes
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
the shows that are on the least need to be on the most.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I see the stupid trailers all the time
I want that nerdy dude to drown in acid
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Parks and Rec is my favorite.
Admission………..Whitney has grown on me. Makes me laugh….sometimes.
My order:
- Parks&Rec
- HIMYM
- Community
- Modern Family
- Happy Endings
- The League
- Big Bang
- New Girl
- 2 Broke Girls (so stupid)
- Whitney
- 30 Rock (used to be top 2)
- Raising Hope
- Rules of Engagement
- Up All Night
- The Office
- sigh -
DIAF with Whitney above 30 Rock and The Office
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Raising Hope is also a LOT better than most of the ones listed above it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Shit! I typed out The Office and forgot to move it up above 2 Broke Girls.
It’s a lot better than I thought it was going to be with Spader.
- sigh -
Workaholics sucks
I’m going based off the one episode with a guest spot by Chris Parnell.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 25, 2012 8:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Is the one I mentioned the pilot episode?
I want to give this show a chance, but I didn’t even get a laugh out of it.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 25, 2012 8:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think Season 3 is the funniest IASIP season
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
I think it got a lot less good for a while
but the last season kicked ass.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
we I think it peaked in season 5
6 was not that good and 7 had strong episodes. Its become more inconsistent if anything
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 25, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
you should watch it more
its hilarious, especially if youre in your late 20’s. Lots of funny references
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
I gave it.. 3 episodes I believe
and kind of hated it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Start with the Pilot
It’s one of my favorite TV episodes sever, and it will get you into the show.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The episode they showed tonight was a repeat
and it is one of my least favorite of the series. You should give it more of a shot.
It was awful
She didn’t even know the lyrics ffs
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 8:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Humphries..13pts, 19 boards
Odom..3 points on 1-11 shooting.
The X-factor is obviously divorcing a Kardashian.
by dolphinpuncher on Jan 25, 2012 8:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions
or actually WANTING to play for the team your on
Odom looks disinterested to say the least
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
I heard the other day he was considering retirement before he was traded to the mavs
Dude just doesn’t give a fuck
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Dog The Bounty Hunter!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:02 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 9:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Do it
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
5 rows up
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So awesome
I can’t wait to see the highlights. The refs almost blew the game
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Watching prospects rankings on MLB channel. I am sick of sports cliches
THIS GUY HAS A HIGH MOTOR!!!
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions
He just knows how to win
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
professional hitter
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Hawaiians do a lot of hard drugs.
At least the ones on this show.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
meth
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this ones addicted to Oxy
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Where is Mizzou?
I want to rub this win in his face
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
gross
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
that's ok
remember: Italian cheeses get a pass. So good, you guys.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
pickin up traits from Taylor Swift
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I haven't really talked to him before
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hahah.
That was unexpected.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
So much fun
Nash looked amazing tonight. He did everything
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Wait, 7mil for Oswalt? What the hell is we doing?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions
This is HAS to be a Nolan move.
Since Mike was his pitching coach in the minors and Nolan owned the team blah blah blah.
yeah
I just dont understand it. Injury concerns.
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 25, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
AJM is tweeting some rumors right now
sounds close to a deal
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Oh fucking fuck
C’mon guys.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
It's a weird conflict.
My “I know the Rangers FO knows way, way better than I do” side is clashing with my “this makes absolutely no fucking sense” side.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
"You can have Darvish if I can have Oswalt."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I hate to be paranoid/biased the opposite of Josey here,
but I simply don’t trust most of the move/initiatives/interests that Nolan makes. I still don’t particularly care for Washington as manager, it bothers me that we need a ‘proven closer’, and I don’t like this signing unless they are going to trade away Harrison or some such…and I don’t know that I like that either.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Do we know this is Nolan?
If it’s Nolan, the latter part of my inner conflict takes over.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Nolan's always wanted Oswalt.
Going back to when we were chasing a big-name SP at the 2010 deadline.
Knows him from his time in Houston and apparently loves him.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I like Oswalt too.
Do we have a fucking time machine to get a version that can pitch?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ooooooh, sorry.
We do not.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
just ran out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We gave the last one to Oakland.
They want to go back to the Expos version of Bartolo Colon.
The one before that went to Baltimore, who wanted to transport their entire franchise back to 1983.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think Maddux is as guilty or even more guilty
Of many of the things people blame Wash for.
Quite simply… Wash, Nolan and Maddux are former players. That club has a culture and way of doing things that they think is right.
We’re lucky they let a business guy like JD do as much as he does.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ok.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
You could replace them all...
And almost anyone you brought in from the old boys club would do things the same way.
What team is immune from this? The Rays?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yes.
I don’t necessarily agree with everything Francona said about it, but it seems to me that he was at least open minded to give stuff a try.
Curious to see how things play out in Chicago.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone ever been the target of attempted seduction through the phrase "come at me, bro?"
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
A woman who said that to me would have my heart forever
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
COME AT ME BRO
as her tits are exploding out of her shit
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I do not want to see the kind of porno we're talking about here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
but you do, aqua
you do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Zackly
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
vnsfw
http://www.oglaf.com/freshhorses/2/
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
sorry, bro
I’m not clicking on ANY link that’s NSFW mentioning horses, let alone one that’s labeled VERY NSFW
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
There are no horses.
Does that make you feel better?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
uh
I will click on this. But I’d like the record to reflect that I have grave reservations about doing so.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Top Chef
This is getting retarded. Just crown Paul already and move on to a new season.
what to do
what to do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 9:58 PM CST via Android app reply actions
SMOKE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
already have
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
eat Jack In The Box
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
by who?!?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and throw it in the trash
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hey hey hey
let’s not do anything rash. Unless they put cheese on it. Then toss it into the goddamned ocean.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
what makes you think aqua wants it?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and throw them in the trash...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I had that the other day, it's quite a deal.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
you need to shut it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
SMOKE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
SMOKE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
YA SMOKIN' YET?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I ALREADY HAVE
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
are you trying to pull the Donald Duck move
when he catches Huey, Dewey and Louie with a box of cigars and forces them to smoke all of them in one sitting to get them to never smoke again?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
no
Aqua man and chrom should know exactly what I’m talking about
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
DatFamilyGuy
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you are a filthy whore
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Jap Anus Relations
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
The Rapist
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
The Penis Mightier
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It's my body and I'll do with it what I like.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Fuuuuck
I need a haircut so bad.
Today I shaved for the first time since… August, probably.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I am going to take my taxes to jackson hewitt just so I can dance on their desk
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app reply actions
then let's spend your return on a "Harold and Kumar sized" sack of weed
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I haven't seen any of the sequels
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
wasn't the huge bag of weed in the second one?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
first one
Ganked it from the police station when they broke out
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
oh
I was thinking of the bag of weed he has sex with
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Same one
The one who he slaps after she brings him shitty coffee
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I was thinking of the threesome
carry on
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There is a Belgian soccer club called
Genk.
Cracks me up every time.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
It wasn't awful
But did not live up to previous movies
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The best character in it was WaffleBot
Kinda says it all.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I thought it was easily better than Guantanamo Bay
which was not funny at all.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I am still not done with last years
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
so this old lady sure wants to have sex with that dog
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:19 PM CST via Android app reply actions
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
just watched Inception
some weird shit
by RangerMad on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 PM CST via Android app reply actions
miley cyrus ate a big penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions
go on
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
www.wwtdd.com/
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
nope
it was on tmz
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And WWTDD.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/01/miley-cyrus-loves-big-black-cake/
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Looks like she's only a sixth of the woman T-Swizzle is
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm sure they lezzed out in between the gangbang
while the guys had the furnished lunch by Souper Salad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Miley and Taylor used to be bffs...
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They split up when Miley saw Taylor's lifestyle go in a direction that she didn't feel was Christian enough...
Obviously she was right
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'd bet Miley does some horribly nastae things
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
THAT WASN'T THE JOKE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
But it's the truth
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Miley and Taylor used to be bffs...
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
all night long
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
had to look on tmz, it amuses me..and found this..
“Social Network” star Armie Hammer — who played both Winklevoss twins in the movie — was arrested in Sierra Blanca, Texas for marijuana possession … the same small town where both Willie Nelson AND Snoop Dogg were busted for pot in the last year.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I never can go to this town
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We'll have a LSB fundraiser to bail you out
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it's bad luck for peeps like us..
hey the other night a friend had this pot device that you inhaled out of but it had no smoke so it didn’t hurt your lungs but I just sooo F’ud up….you don’t see it or feel it so you do a little more and before you know it….zzzzzzzz
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
vaporizor
mine is awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh that's what it is..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Schultzy is about to have an intervention with y'all
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Guys we need to talk
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
we are not friends anymore
friends and family are the only ones allowed at my intervention
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Chrom...don't do this
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
My intervention would suck
" Chrom I understand you’ve been smoking a lot of weed and I just wanna tell you..go fucking nuts. If this is the worst you do we’ll be allright"
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
wut?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
oh I didn't mind it, I had nothing to do but chat anyway..
but now I know for next time, take it easy….just because it appear nothing is going on doesn’t mean that’s the case.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
x
Kat Williams – It’s Pimpin Pimpin
I be tellin black people that they need to get white friends but you have to be careful with your white friends. Your white friends will get you fucked up accidentally sometimes, like, everybody know I like weed, everybody know I think its’ fantastic, well, my white friends fucked me up on the shit because they were like we got something that’s really fantastic. I was like well, weed is already really fantastic, I don’t know how you can outfantastic fantastic. And sometimes, n****s, you should know when to shut the fuck up because I be sayin shit like I wonder how high I could actually get….but your white friends take that shit seriously and they got answers for your questions and shit. You might be wanna be careful and shit; my white friends introduced me to something called the vaporizer and as a public service announcement, this is the real deal right here. A lot of shit is bullshit, but this is not one of them. This is the Star Trek The Next Generation shit right here.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
haha good stuff...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
and this..
John Elway is proving he’ll go to any length to make the Denver Broncos better … ’cause the Hall of Famer was spotted on a recruiting trip today … flying coach!!!
Of course, Elway — along with Broncos coach John Fox — didn’t have a choice. They were flying the low cost Greyhound of the skies … Southwest Airlines.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah I totally would
And that guy she was dancing with totally got her drunk enough for anal that night.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
miley cyrus enjoyed eating a big penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Where's the Aussie?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
australia?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would have sex with rhianna
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:46 PM CST via Android app reply actions
At least you know you can be rough with her
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 10:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
but no asphyxiation
creeps me out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm having a hard time convincing myself I would
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
because you are a racist
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not even that
I just hate women that are complete fucking twats
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I take that back
I just hate Rihanna specifically
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
RACIST
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
nope
I would still bang Gabrielle union, Stacy dash, and my first interracial crush, Dominique Dawes
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I love union so much
that white bikini in bad boys 2. hnnnnnnnngggggg
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh yes
Makes that movie worth it
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I've never really thought of Gabrielle Union in sexual terms before
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
you are a fucking liar, dude
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Who?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
count the fucking arrows
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't math well
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yeah
I was lying. Just thought that would be an interesting place to throw that out there.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I would also have sex with Rhianna
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
From Tango in a thread titled "fWAR vs. rWAR? No. fWAR + rWAR."
I am definitely against the "1" position. That’s because it depends what you are interested in.
The recent case I’ve been using was Doc v Lee (I think in 2010). Lee was on the mound when alot of bad things happened with runners on bae. Doc was on the mound when good things happened with runners on base. And all those things related just to BABIP.
Now, if you decide that the pitcher is 100% responsible for BABIP with runners on base, then rWAR is your preferred route. That’s because you believe that runs allowed is 100% owned by the pitcher.
(rWAR does some global adjustment for team fielding, so that "100%" is not really 100%. It tries to adjust, but obviously, it’s not very specific to the actual events. It’s like park factors in that case.)
If the pitcher is 0% responsible for BABIP with runners on base, then fWAR is your preferred route. That’s because you believe that the pitcher owns only the FIP stuff, and you don’t even believe that we should distinguish between FIP with men on base or not. (Indeed, fWAR even ignores things like SB, CS, PK, BK, WP, PB.)
So, going back to Doc v Lee: what is it you care about? How they will perform in the future? How they performed in the past? How much of the outcomes do we want to actually link back to them personally?
You simply will come across occasions where fWAR is better, and you will come across occasions where rWAR is better. And where you need to meet in the middle. Or perhaps, neither of the two is sufficient, and you need to create a personalized verison of WAR, that addresses your particular needs.
Any time you are forced to have "the 1", you end up with something like pitcher W/L records. Yes, it is clearly defined, and yes, it never changs. But, is it really that useful? Maybe it helps you 10% of the time at the seasonal level, and maybe it helps you 40% of the time at the career level.
Is that what we want from a WAR stat? That it’s useful say 30% of the time at the seasonal and 80% of the time at the career level? So, ok, we can come up with "the 1". As long as we understand that it won’t answer all of your questions.
At least with things like OBP and FIP, it’s clear how limiting they are. They are a subset of something. They can’t possibly answer all of your questions.
Creating "the 1 WAR" will hide what is obvious in other metrics, that they are limited to its assumptions.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
oh
ok
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Do you put beans in your chili?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
that is very rude
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hey man
let’s get along
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Chrom I am sorry I have not seen the Simpsons
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hey come on..
<3
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I've read this
I can’t decide if it’s that it feels too wishywashy to me or if I don’t grasp his point 100%.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
It's very close to how I already feel.
It just entirely depends on what you want. If I want to try and trace a pitcher’s repeatable performance, I’m going to go after fWAR. If I want to try and trace how much he impacted his team — his fault or not — I’m going after rWAR. If I’m looking for something that’s close to what fWAR does for hitters, I’m going to StatCorner.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I would feel better
if rWAR more adequately adjusted for things like defense.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
What rWAR sets out to do, I certainly don't think it does perfectly.
In particular, how it adjusts for defense. But it does so better, I feel, than other forms. It answers a question such as “how many more games did the Rangers actually win with Cliff Lee than they likely would have with a RLP,” I feel, better than fWAR.
However, it’s not at all what I’d be using for something like comparing how good pitchers really are, or what they should be paid. If you limit me to using WAR for a conversation like that.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
In other words,
just because fWAR has imperfections, I don’t see why we should turn to rWAR as the answer or obvious compliment.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Dinner time.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
what's for dinner?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
The chili that I made last week
Froze two servings in plastic bags, so I could warm them up later. Success.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
pay pay founder wife asks for divorce, she's hot..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
like you would not have sex with her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would have sex with that woman.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
she appears to be in good health
probably has a vagina. of course you would
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 10:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
well Kim Kardashian is off the market so....
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
oh wow I can see gifs on the app
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't see the resemblance..Scoop
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
now that was a pruddy lady..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
she gotta purdy mouth
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
This needs to happen.
Vulture caught up with Chris Rock—who gave a memorable performance on Ye’s album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy—at Sundance, where the funnyman confirmed that he’s still working on a joint tour with Chappelle, after being inspired by The Throne’s more-than-impressive run last year.
I want to see that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Understatement
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
Heh, it was funny the first time.
Less funny on repeat, though.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
well that was legitimately disappointing
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
So, I was reminded of Rev calling Dallas the American Southwest.
Do y’all consider DFW the Southwest?
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No
Not in physical location nor culture.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I don't, either.
I grew up in New Mexico, and I’ve spent a wealth of time in Utah and Colorado, and some time in the rest of the four corners states and SoCal. Somewhere in there is what I think of as the Southwest, along with maybe some of west Texas.
DFW, to me, is somewhere between the Deep South and the Southwest. Distinctly not either, and also distinctly not the midwest (far more interesting). A place I’d call something like. . . I dunno, Texas.
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I completely agree.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
It's sometimes called the capitol of the Southwest.
I don’t disagree with it, but it’s not my first designation.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
It's a building?
LEARN YOUR USES OF CAPITOL/CAPITAL
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Hmmm.
Well played.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
I guess I kinda do
never really thought abou tit
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
heh
thought about (space) it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
what is this?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
My life was altered forever one Christmas in the early 90s, though I didn't know it at the time.
I just thought it was cool that the ads changed in real time, and I could ask people for advice on Game Boy games.
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AOL baybee
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I was blessed to have a father who was more computer savvy than the parents of any other kids I know.
To this day. When we moved from New Mexico (he was the director of the Philmont Training Center for the Philvets here), they had to promote someone to his job AND hire a tech guru to replace him.
Let me tell you, that person in your home was AWESOME as a kid.
Hell, my grandfather is more computer savvy than me.
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People think I am computer savvy
Really I just know how to use Google.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
I think the biggest thing I took from college was how to research.
It allows me to look smarter than I am to those around me.
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I didn't have internet until I went to college in 1998
I know there was internet in the high school library, but I never had any reason to venture in there
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
old
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I know
I took my covered wagon to college. And I used dried-out rabbit intestines as condoms.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I started on Prodigy, but didn't get to use it much.
In the late 90s I was able to go online now and then, but couldn’t find much use for it. I’d find some weird Geocities sites now and then that would occupy my time, or I’d look up Nintendo game information, or see if Star Wars.com had anything interesting, but I found it pretty boring.
I remember finding a website a girl had made that was just about herself and her life, and thinking “holy crap, how stupid, how can a website all about one person possibly exist?!”
When we moved to Washington in 2000, I discovered fantasy football, message boards, and stuff like flash games/animation. My world was changed. That was when the Internet was the most fun. Oh, and back when I’d be trolling chat rooms and holding 20 conversations simultaneously on MSN Messenger.
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this is the most internetty thing that's ever been written on the actual internet
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
My uncle had Prodigy.
The first argument I ever had on the internet was on an NFL board where I talked shit to Lions fans in 1991 before our playoff game against them.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Herman Moore was supposed to be hurt...
Turns out he wasn’t.
And it didn’t matter because Barry Sanders decided to show the world that we’re his bitch.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I can still see that one run in my head.
So amazing.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What the fuck is the internet?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
next stop: unlimited pornography
and rage comics
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Nice.
I made my internet start dialing in to local BBS’s in the Houston area. A friend and I would get into a chat room and try to talk up the women. That was fun…at least once it ended when we realized that the woman was really a dude.
My dad used to work for Texas Instruments, so we had some pretty sweet computer gear early on. I can still remember the TI computer we had that used a TV as the monitor and had both cartridges and a cassette tape drive. So sweet…
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 26, 2012 2:16 AM CST up reply actions
Still one of the finest platformers ever designed.
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I'd like to hear this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
The story goes like this..
I go to pick up this girl i’m taking out on a date for sushi..we arrive to the place, the place is fucking packed (should have made reservations) so we’re all like ’It’s only a short wait. Let’s wait outside since there’s nowhere to sit to wait.’ We go outside to get some air because it’s a pretty nice day, this couple standing next us are arguing their goddamn brains out, and they would not shut up, either. So I say something snarky to them ‘Do you guys have plans to stop anytime soon?’ and the guy says to me ‘Mind your own fucking business.’ and I respond ‘Alright, but you guys need to chill out.’ I shouldn’t have said anything at all, but I couldn’t resist. So obviously i’m on this fucker’s bad side, so he keeps staring at me like he wants to kill me. So I say ‘What the fuck are you looking at?’
And he says ‘You bitch.’ and I tell him ‘Go fuck yourself.’ and he walks up to me all big and bad, gets in my face yada yada yada, and I ask ‘What the fuck are you going to do?’ so he pushes me, and I know in my head i’m about to wreck some shop, so we start tusslin and I knew more than likely this fucker knows zero wrestling, so I double legged him and lifted him so high off the fucking ground he could have been taller than Yao Ming at peak height and slammed his ass. So I start hitting him with some elbows and people are trying to break us up while i’m going to town on this motherfucker’s face. I pick him up again and slam the fuck out of him for good measure.
I guess the restaraunt called the cops on us, so the cops get there, 3 squad cars. I cooperated with them to the fullest, really respectful, tell them the story, witnesses tell them the story as well, I still get placed under arrest and get taken in. Worst car ride on earth, the back of the a fucking squad car is the worst place to be in, it’s so small. And the handcuffs were on so tight.
Go in, get put in a cell, taken out for finger prints and mug shot, and the cop who arrested me asked me a question about the scuffle, I explain yada yada, 15-30 minutes later, my FRIEND who is also a COP walks in to the jail, he comes up to the cell and we chat for a little bit, talk about the story and how stupid I was for getting into this mess. He goes away for a little bit, comes back, tells me ‘I got you.’ 10 minutes later the cop who arrested me tells me the DA rejected the case, so i’m free to fucking go. So I say out loud ‘Thank god.’ He just tells me ‘See what I told you, we don’t have bias in here, the DA hears both sides.’ Because before, I asked him what are the chances I actually get charged for something? He says ‘70-30’. That was the best feeling on earth to walk out scotch free.
Get out, girl picks me up, check the phone, LSB, Oswalt. WTF?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
You should put this in a fan post
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
If you had confessed your abhorrent CFS opinion
You would have been given the chair. So you should be grateful you kept your mouth shut.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
did he say cfs sucks?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
holy shit
that was tonight? High five for getting out, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Yeah, happened about around 5.
Heh. He said if I didn’t post bail i’d probably be out at 11 AM tomorrow.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
did the other guy get hooked too?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I think so.
They had us separated by a good margin so I never saw him after I was elbowing his face into the pavement.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
I would bet they got somewhat conflicting stories from witnesses and they just snatched both of you up
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Oswalt, WTF
Yup
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
who's this slut on top chef Texas ?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Be more specific.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Judge
Has dark hair and a scar on her right arm
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Padme?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Her:
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I would have sex with that woman.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I'll take "Questions with obvious answers for $500, Alex."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't know... saying you'd like to have sex with a former model is pretty far out on the limb.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I wonder how many times I've written that exact phrase in my LSB history
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I'd like to present my penis to her
and dance al night
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
WINNER!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I think you mean
dang
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Money.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
But there's handsome men with money,
that you don’t have to worry about your car exploding every time you turn the ignition.
Que sera, sera.
They will try to ruin her for you
Stand strong
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I didn't say otherwise
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I find when I meet my friends' significant others, I hate them nine times out of ten.
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Thoughts on Alcatraz?
my only problem with it is why not just close down the island for “refurbishment” and end the show
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 11:28 PM CST reply actions
trades, jerry!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions
so i just saw that the skate I just bought last night on the internet
are $20 cheaper on another site. Damn it.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Quads?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
roller blades
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh
yeah…I’m doing some roller rink creepin and needed some good old fashioned quads to do my roller dancin in.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Don't forget your knee high socks so Schoolly can perv on you
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
he already has his camera ready
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
man
I wish i had access to a picture a friend had of his parents. They were competitive roller skaters. Seriously. Both speed and roller dancing. There was a sweet ass pic of the mom and dad in their outfits (they looked like coveralls..just a big ass one-piece jump suit) with both of them doing the Saturday Night Fever point one hand in the air and the other toward the ground pose. It would go perfect here.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
it was waaaay creepier than this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Dat mila kunis
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'd like to be inside her.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
whoa
little graphic there, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I forgot the word 'house' at the end.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you mean tree
and with a pair of binoculars
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wouldn't we all?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
then outside of her
then inside of her
then outside of her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it is from the internet
I assume from That 70’s Show
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
she is so hot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would have sex with that woman.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
current Sinead or back in the 90's Sinead?
according to The Hard Line, there is quite a difference.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
and a huge-ass tat of Jesus across her chest
yikes.
The Verdict:
The Old. Definitely
The New. Most likely not.
This has been another rivetting episode of “Would Bob Loblaw Have Sex With That Woman™”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I could guess an entire 20 episode season and be 90% accurate
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
if you'd just keep saying yes, you'd inch closer to the 100%
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
this show will out last the simpsons
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"Where the answer is almost always somehow close to 'yes!'"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
To be fair, nobody in the world would say "Yes" to that montstrosity.
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colonialbob
ah
in the 90’s, I wouldn’t say “no” exactly. She was in some movie with Dan Aykroyd where she was kinda alright, I guess.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
she's pretty gross now, but there was a time where I would say "eh...maybe. Let's have another couple of rounds of drinks and you pick up the tab and we'll see where this goes"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Ewww.
She has never been alright.
Unless you mean “alright to kill when the apolocaypse comes”
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colonialbob
I mean
I wouldn’t put a lot of effort into it. But if I had a few dranks and had a hlaf-hour to kill, I would have an open mind I suppose.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
ok..so I GIS'd "rosie odonnel hot"
and this is what came up pretty close to the top. hahahahahahahahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I'm gonna have nightmares, Loblaw.
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colonialbob
that is what you get for spending time off of lsb
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
wasn't she funny at one point?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 12:05 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
no
I never found her funny.
hey, whats the way of posting pics that doesn’t involve photobucket?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
You're a sick bastard, Loblaw.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It's a "Very Special Episode" if the answer is no.
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colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Woah a woman Loblaw actually said no to?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
limb
You’re on one
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You play roller derby, dont you?
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colonialbob
I thought he was talking about the fish.
Figured it was good eating or something.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
just got my van back from the shop
they were puttin in a sweet rendeition of the Grand Canyon on the windows and airbrushin a wizard on the hood. There’s a kick ass mattress in the back if things go to the next level.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
you needed to fit a ,you guys in there somewhere
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I keep saying "you guys" afte rstuff.
Worst habit ever
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colonialbob
Can you do Roll Bounce moves?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 11:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So apparently the World Series trophy was on display about 2 blocks from my apartment.
It’s a good thing I was at work or else I might have gotten arrested for theft.
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colonialbob
I was invited to a wedding in St. Louis
I refuse to go
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
THERE YOU ARE
BEST GAME EVER
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
We beat #2 Mizzou tonight and rushed the court
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I care
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I enjoyed that game as well
this year is very frustrating in terms of basketball, and that was a nice surprise tonight
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Those technicals were total bullshit
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I didn't see it.
But congrats!
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colonialbob
Way to take all the fun out of it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well, I didn't watch any of it.
I was working but I garnered it wasn’t good due to all the sad tweets in my timeline.
But rushing the floor is fun. Did it freshman year.
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colonialbob
Too bad no one comes to basketball games anymore
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
the NBA has hurt OSU's attendance
that and sucking
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
its so funny
he’s been waiting all night for mizzou918
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Really?
Believe it or not, i have a life outside LSB.
It’s not a good life, but still .
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colonialbob
I do not believe it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
bullshit
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 12:04 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Also, we didn't acutally sign Oswalt did we?
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colonialbob
Not yet.
But lots of smoke.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
as BMac sternly looks in the direction of Chrom
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
fuck bmac
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Be nice to him
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
he is a god damn wizard and should be burned at the stake
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
fuck you loblaw
there is now misspoledancer. com/oklahoma in my browser history
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
blame ty walker. he RT’d it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I don't know who that is
I blame you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 25, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he's on The Ticket
I never opened the link..just RT’d it because it sounded funny
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I have no idea what I'm doing in this dating thing, you guys.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
If you buy her food she has to put out.
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colonialbob
Not that.
The whole do I actually want to commit to someone thing.
Scares the fuck out of me. And I can’t figure out why. I’m not sure it’s the commit thing only, or if it’s me, or her, or nothing, or fear or whatever.
Fucking hate it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Good luck!
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colonialbob
Yes there is.
I can’t tell if I’m just being jaded or if I’m not that into her. I usually have zero hesitation whenever I date someone.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I don't want to have to change my mind. FUCK BALLS SHIT COCK
A burden should never be something out of your control.
If something feels wrong...
then usually something’s wrong.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
But is that wrong me being cautious because I've been torched in the past
or is it something else. SIGH
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Oh come on.
The way you’ve talked about this chick before on here?
You’re convincing yourself that you’re not that into her because you’re scared about caring that deeply about another person. Everybody goes through it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's not the first time I've dated a girl, though.
And all the others have been much more 0→100%. I’m just overthinking and rationalizing I’m sure. I will just play it by ear and see how things are and not force anything.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Loblaw's situation, where he just knew without thinking, is far from the norm.
Usually there is serious hesitation involved. You probably don’t normally question because it doesn’t matter to you; you know it’s infatuation.
I don’t know if you love this chick, the idea of this chick, or the idea of you being with this chick, or if you just like getting your rocks off in exotic locales, but it sounds to me like there’s been something here and you shouldn’t throw that away because of hesitations.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah. All very valid points.
As much as I can’t feel certain about commitment, I certainly am finding much less reason to stop the pursuit. So I shall just move forward without analysis and see where my emotions lead me. Probably only reasonable thing to do.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
zzzackly
you owe it to yourself to see it through
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
It's like wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I was deperately searching for this picture as soon as I saw this post
glad we both thought the same thing.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
you would not have sex with her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
and saved
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
1 google search, Loblaw.
1.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i meant I was looking through my photobucket file
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
committing to one person is scary
especially if you have options. That’s why I was totally cool with it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Cool with it because you didn't have options? Haha
I don’t get your post.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yeah
supposed to be a joke, but really (as corny as this sounds) as soon as I laid eyes on the woman that would end up being my wife, I knew. I no longer cared about my options.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
GTFO with this smultzy shit.
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colonialbob
and then I went into "Creeper Mode"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
See. THAT
I am usually like that. And I don’t know man. Grr.
It’s easy when you’re 100% or just meh. But when you’re like 85-90% it sucks.
I’m 85-90%, you know?!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Find a woman that makes you happy.
Important point is to know what makes you happy.
Most people don’t figure that out first.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
she isn't a bee, dude
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I agree with you, sir.
What makes me happy? Over-abundantly affectionate people do. (Shocker, right, that I crave affection?) People who do corny, sweet things. Women who are not callous and have the same desire to be the first person and last person I talk to every day is important. I know it’s not for everyone but it’s how I am. Passionate… super passionate. Blah.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Someone needs a golden retriever.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I love my brother's pups.
I would kill for a dog, but I travel so much and move so much that it would be way too irresponsible for me to get one.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Oh I wasn't talking about you.
I was looking at golden retriever puppies for my daughter.
http://www.dogwoodsprings.com/
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
AWWWWWWWWW.
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colonialbob
Dogs own
but MOTHERFUCK a puppy farm.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That was just one site I found.
It just came up when I searched in my area.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
SPCA
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 12:29 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This this this.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 26, 2012 2:24 AM CST up reply actions
Well is this girl those things?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I think she is, but it's certainly subdued given the relative new nature of things
which is understandable. I really don’t know how to be subdued. I’m always turned to 11. I used to try to hide that because it can be a lot at once, but then I realized that I am that way naturally, so I might as well just find someone who can deal with it.
The passion thing bothers me. I have a lot of zeal for being successful, and a career-focused woman who challenges me in the desire to be successful department is really important to me… and I sense some sort of complacency from her.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You should probably buy her an R2-D2.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Then keep dating till you're convinced it either will or won't work.
Not like there’s a time table. You’re what… 25? 26? Plenty of time.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I hope I never get divorced
because I’m the same way. No idea whatsoever.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
uh..also because I love my wife and all that shit
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
is it cool if i jack it in the same room as the dog if he's sleeping?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
It's ok to jack it if he's awake.
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colonialbob
whoa
I have standards, dude
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
He doesn't know what you're doing
and he doesn’t care.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
but he's really old
super deaf and blind
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Why not?
I’m fairly certain I fathered both of my children with the dogs watching.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I had a dog decide to lick me on my butt while I was having sex with one girl.
Stupid ass dog.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
or "totally awesome, super erotic dog who knows how to get dizzzzown"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
That's why dogs stay on the floor.
Always.
And if I’m on the floor, they’re in their crates.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
We weren't exactly on a bed, but more so on some sort of side of the couch/wall situation
at that point.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
In the crates, then.
They know when shit gets real.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Imagine how your body would react if you're balls deep and then someone put an ice cube on your ass.
I was lucky to retain… control.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
LSB Confession of the night
dogs make Benji cum.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Jan 26, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm fairly certain that's what he said.
Benji gross.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is an interesting visual.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
no, i will not dude
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Like you have to imagine.
Nights get lonely in Oklahoma.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
curlin up
with a box of wine..thinking about a dog givin Benji a rim job while he’s bangin some broad. mmmmm
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
White or red?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 12:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was going to make a very crude comment and say "it's probably pink"
but I won’t. For the sake of keeping the discourse here at a high level of sophisitication.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Good decision.
We have to keep some level of class here
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Lord knows that's LSB's prime directive.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
we need to get adam to make it the tag line
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
You guys.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 26, 2012 2:25 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I might have to replace Mike E with this one.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I've already been sig'd twice tonight
the MikeE one is funnier anyway.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
You're on a roll!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
the first 1 was totally out of context
the 2nd was a very aggregious typo on my part.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
IT'S TRUE!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
btw, you're like Josey with the auto recall, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Well you're dead wrong if you think I'm ever replacing the greatness that is jackanape.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I remember that
awesome
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I can't even imagine how funny something would have to be for me to take that out of my sig.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's nice.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
next time don't lube your asshole with peanut butter
Use KY like everyone else
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 12:14 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions 1 recs
Rookie mistake.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Does the KY stand for Kentucky?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yes.
He uses the state of Kentucky to lube up for sex.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
someone hide loblaws peanut butter
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
"like childrens blankets"
creepy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:12 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Can't tell if Nathan Fillion's daughter on Castle is hot or not.
Not usually into redheads…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
is that a tv show?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
She's at least a little hot.
And she’s 18.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Do you watch Castle?
I like it. But only because I have a Nathan Fillion man crush and his partner is uber hot.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Since the first episode.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
See I forgot to get started and have just picked up this season
I have watched enough to really get the back story of the whole series… is it worth going back and watching from the start?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Probably not.
They have a lot of sexual tension, save each other a few times, she dates somebody else for a bit, then she gets shot and they both realize they love each other but won’t say it, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I love it. I was surprised by that. I watched pretty much just because of Nathan.
Nathan, is of course, awesome. But I actually think the show is pretty well written for the most part, and the characters have way more depth that I expected for a procedural.
Although the limbo state with Castle and Beckett’s relationship is probably going to piss me off at some point.
When you break the limbo, ratings will suffer.
Why do you think Friends lasted so long? The Office fucked up the Jim/Pam thing. Although the Erin/Andy thing is picking up steam. Bones has done well. It’ll be off the air within two seasons, though.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Benji:
master of high finance, wearer of racoon coats to the Penn football game, lover of exotic women, genius at television sitcom sexual tension.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
de nada. mi amigo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Possibly, but I'd rather have a show with a definte arc for the characters rather than something that just tried to stick around forever by not advancing things.
That’s a pretty well a guaranteed way to get me to lose interest and make me give up.
I know pleasing me isn’t ABC’s goal, but if I get frustrated and give up on the show, I likely won’t be the only one.
Oh, and maybe it's just me being unnecessarily hopeful
but I think given the skill the writers have shown so far, and the quality of performances we’ve gotten from the actors I think the show could hold on reasonably well even if Castle and Beckett finally did partner up.
Of course, I like a bit of actual relationship/romance in my television. Which is why I count Farscape as possibly my favorite show ever (Oh, and Claudia Black).
She doesn't look like your quintessential Texan.
Nice.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
she's great
caveat: I love redheads.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I like her.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
we just started watching Oz
it’s pretty uncomfortable, you guys
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Now here comes the Benji rimdog fantasy...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
whoa
we’re only 2 episodes in…does it get awful like that? So far the references to rape are veiled and vague.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
it gets way worse
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
uh oh
I don’t think I’m going to like this show. There have already been too many wiener shots for my liking.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
just wait until you see what beecher does
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
DON'T FUCKING RUIN IT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I didn't
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
my wife loves to wiki a show we're watching together (like The Wire) and then know what happens before we see it and ruin in
the next time she does it, I’m calling Adam.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
712.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
+/- 1
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
uh oh
if that’s a giant wiener, I will be very disappointed in you.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
It's mine.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
heh
fuck that guy. KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
WTF?
Does “Bob Loblaw” have a meaning to which I am not privy?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
srsly?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Dumb question, I knew that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
a character from Arrested Development
the divorce lawyer played by Scott Baio. I picked it because A) it’s fairly ambiguous, so if you go googling “Bob Loblaw” it’s gonna yield all kinds of results, not just me fucking around on the internet and B) because when I signed up,there seemed to be a disproportionate amount of divorce lawyers here.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Mine is my school followed by random numbers that have no meaning.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I know that is shocking!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
are you not from NW OK?
I assumed, since the area code of the NW part is 918 and that’s pretty close to Missouri
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
>He says that it's NW Oklahoma
>> And that it’s near Mizzou.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
fairly close
as in “lots of NW OK people follow Missouri teams and go to Mizzou”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
918 has no relevance.
I just picked random numbers that weren’t my birthday nor my graduation year.
I’m born and raised in Arlington, TX.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
well then
I had no idea.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I havent killed myself.
That’s how you know I’m not from NW Oklahoma.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I don't want to reveal what mine means
gotta keep that secret to myself
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
whoa now
come on, bro. tell me.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
it will die with me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
ok
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
It is part of his last name
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
great detective work, schultzy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Nothing gets past me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
regular sherlock holmes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wait.. SERIOUSLY, Aqua, you've never seen Arrested?
Get on that shit, pronto.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Jan 26, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think it may be the Jameson talking, but I've about convinced myself that Goldstein was referring to us with his monster rumor tweet the other day.
We’re about to blow this motherfucker sky high.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Roy Oswalt
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sky motherfuckin high
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 12:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I kinda hope they don't
I like the mix right now. Woulda been nice with Prince, but what they have now will be sufficient.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Michael Young, Oswalt, and Hamilton traded for Kershaw
A burden should never be something out of your control.
done and done
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Kershaw immediately signs
10 year/$15M total extension
A burden should never be something out of your control.
100 year, $15mil extension
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
TNWSS
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
NO DEAL.
TOO MANY PITCHES AT TOO YOUNG AN AGE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You know what makes me fucking sick.
If we pulled off something like a Harrison/Hamilton/Olt for Kershaw trade that people would say we ruined team chemistry.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
man
you read my mind. That’s totally something he’d say
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
They wouldn't want Hamilton.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's much closer.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
We need Martin to man CF.
You have to go deeper.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I wouldn't know who.
I’d trade Elvis. I have no clue as to LAD needs/depth though.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
We don't have anyone else to play SS right now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Mike Young coughs inconspicuously in the corner
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
if your avatar John Mayer?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny In Filthy
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yeah
I clicked on it and figured it out. Do you identify with Dennis for some reason?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
x
Glenn Howerton as Dennis Reynolds – Dennis is a co-owner of Paddy’s Pub and is Deandra’s twin brother. Possibly the most sociopathic of the characters, Dennis is narcissistic, selfish, histrionic and vain. Much of his inflated ego is perpetuated by his Ivy League education at the University of Pennsylvania.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yeah
that was the joke
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
and it's actually pretty funny that he's your avatar
I never noticed until now
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Oh, you're from Oklahoma and like DadBoner
Didn’t know you knew subtle humor.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I love subtle humor
I also love goofy, over the top humor
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
10-22
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
err
nevermind
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Trade Elvis?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
"You have to go deeper."
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Watch out for dog tongues.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
MYoung, Borbon, Sidney Ponson
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Shit, we're going to have to find whatever trough Ponson is eating out of.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
garbage cans
see DadBoner’s tweet from earlier
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
don't do it aqua
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
And drinking.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
PONSON IS PEANUT!
it makes so much sense now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
the corpse of Ramon Nivar
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I miss that guy .
And by miss I mean “I wonder what he’s up to”
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I really do want to give Harry a year-long shot at starting
I think he can be good. A solid #2-3. IF he can get the head things right. His stuff is great.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Doubt anything happens until they return from the Dominican.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Oh snap it's the chick from One Tree Hill.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And the Green Arrow.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah I just started watching this week's episode
What are your thoughts regarding daughter being hot due to her squinty eye look?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I don't think it's the eyes for me.
Give me a minute.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
here's a hint
it’s the vagina.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I gotta get a fucking laptop
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
And Kira from DS:9.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
awfully nerdy post here, aqua
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
not as bad as philkid's about the internet earlier
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Whatev.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh snap, Esposito is about to hook up with this chick.
NICE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He's not dating what's her face anymore?
I haven’t watched basically since Becket was shot
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Nope.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Did any shit go down
or was it just like “hey we’re not dating anymore”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think they just stopped.
I don’t remember.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
They went on a double date with the other dude
and his fiance/wife asked when they were getting married and they decided to take a break.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Oh right.
I do remember that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Is she always a raging bitch?
He can do better
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Oh, that makes me sad
I liked her
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Where I picked up the show was around then
and she’s been annoying since then
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That sucks
She was pretty cool earlier on in the show
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Absolutely.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
mother fucker
I have been missing Doug
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:45 AM CST via Android app reply actions
hahahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
roger is trying to go out with judy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you konw what's a pretty top notch fast food product that gets no play at all?
the KFC Snacker. It’s a small sandwich with crispy chicken and a bun. Pretty good. I had 2 today and was thoroughly impressed. In conclusion, go buy and eat a KFC Snacker the first chance you get.
Love,
Bob
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
fuck kfc for making horrible macaroni and cheese
how do you fuck up macaroni and cheese?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh my god
you might as well put cat feces in the sweaty, dirty hat of a homeless man
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 26, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
it is like you painted me a picture
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
well
step 1: adding the cheese THIS MAKES IT FUCKED UP BY THE VERY DEFINITION OF THINGS
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
fuck your tastebuds loblaw
fuck them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
KFC has some good product, man
DIDN’T YOU READ ABOUT THE GODDAMNED SNACKER?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
it made me remember the mac and cheese
fuck you for making me remember things. I try every day to make sure I don’t
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
well re-write your memory tomorrow at KFC
you’ll thank me. Caveat: they have some kind of sauce on them, but I got them sans sauce
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I will never eat there again
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
please
get a snacker. for me.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
Don't do it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I dunno
I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
sig alert
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
out of context
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
NO
THAT’S FAIR GAME, DUDE
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
HAHAHAHAH
done
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
hate you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you could never hate me
after what we’ve been through
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
we are better for it though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Bob 2 endorses this
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions
I had the Doublicious yesterday.
Solid fastfood sandwich.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm a good academic writer but when it comes to writing something for Dentoneer, even if it's just a paragraph,
it seems like I’ve completely forgotten how to do so. I keep second guessing myself but I know I won’t be happy with the end product.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
put in lots of
COME AT ME BRO’s and you’ll be fine
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
It helps me to explain the story to someone outloud
then write it down, then edit
I get writer’s block on everything
chrom
one of my buddies just texted me to say that the idiot guy on our shift is camped out across the street from taco bell pulling over every car he can and searching for weed. I thought you’d find it funny
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
that dude sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah
he does
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
apparently, he just got mad that dispatch sent him to an armed robbery call
GOD FORBID HE HAD TO DO SOME ACTUAL POLICE WORK TONIGHT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
he has to get that riff raff off the street!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
hahaha
I imagine him pulling a car over with people who look like this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
why are french people going to taco bell?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions
it's Flanders' beatnik parents
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I mean a cube, man
he is putting us on a train to squaresville
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
see schultzy?
if you understood the reference then we could be friends
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
he sure as hell knows were to camp out
i know i love taco bell when im high
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions
at first I read that as sexting
I was like loblaw is into some weird shit when he is jacking it with the dog
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 12:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
it is one of the Pete and Pete dudes!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:00 AM CST via Android app reply actions
fresh out the box
stop. look and watch
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:03 AM CST via Android app reply actions
yes
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
loblaw
do you follow ghetto hikes?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:08 AM CST via Android app reply actions
no
shoud I?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
it makes me laugh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am now
hahahaha
“Mr. Cody, there’s a ass loada trees out here… bet that Johnny Appleseed mother fucker went buck wild up in this spot.”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
I laugh almost every time
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Give me a pick up line
I will use it
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 26, 2012 1:09 AM CST via mobile reply actions
want to see my penis?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
"do me?"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"come at me, ho."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 26, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
is your last name gillete? cause your the best a man can get
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions
i like the capitalization of "Penis"
nice touch
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
would you like to have sex with me?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
did you see me in the bushes?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh?
I put the pussy in a Sarcophagus.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
that doesn't even make sense
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
It's a Kanye line.
Bitches love Kanye lines.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Besides, the only pickup line I've ever needed is my monster dong.
Bitches love monster dongs.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
By the time you say pussy..
She’s long gone.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 26, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions
"wait....I didn't finish the line!"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
a/s/l
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
?
?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I forgot it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am not a fan of FIFA right now
Also I should not have had that second cup of coffee at 8:30 this evening.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
makes you feel dirty and like you have lost a little dignity?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I love playing against human people (my friends, not those assholes online)
I hate playing against the computer because it fucking cheats
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Newest one
I know some of it is me but it’s really frustrating when all the loose balls bounce to the other team. And the computer is never whistled for a foul (literally I think I have had 1 free kick against the computer in my last… 15 matches).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
im still playing '10.. the computer is kind of shit
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions
At least when I'm playing a person, somebody is happy at the end of the game.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
None of us are ever really happy.
We just satisfy ourselves with the futility of it all.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I really need to get a single-player game
I am to the wanting to break controllers point. I need to take a break from single-player sports games.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
PS3
I have plenty of choices I want to play, just need to decide. Probably the third Assassin’s Creed (price is a factor, and I don’t think I have the time to get into Mass Effect just yet).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
uncharted
any of the three
best buy wou will ever make
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 1:31 AM CST up reply actions
I've played the first two and loved them
They are short though so I’m not sure I want to actually buy them (especially since the ps3 is my roommate’s)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Or I could play through KOTOR again on the original Xbox.
And once again, DAMN YOU LAPTOP FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO RUN CIV V
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Dragon Age is cheaper than shit.
Just stay away from the sequel.
Or maybe Arkham City. Hell, right now, I’m playing Borderlands and liking it a lot. It’s a pure RPG in a FPS skin.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ooh, Borderlands sounds good actually.
I want to play Arkham City but really, I am going to go with the cheapest option most likely
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I got the game and all the DLC before Christmas on PSN for like $20.
It appeared to be a glitch in the system because it was gone later that day.
OH WELL, GOT MINE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah, I think a trailer actually hit fairly recently.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
its a gordon gartrell
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:23 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Dude, Denise fucked that shirt up so bad.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 26, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions
James Bond sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I will say I have not seen the Daniel Craig ones
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
but give me bourne any day
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you are missing out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Casino Royale is very good
Quantum of Solace sucked a bag of dicks.
I don’t like any other Bond film either, but then, I’m not big on cheesy stuff.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
(hipster)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm watching the original Casinto Royale from the 60s
With Woody Allen and co.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
wat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Sophia Vergara is just not fair.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Sophia Vergara or Kate Beckinsale?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Probably Kate, but it's close.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No
exclusive or.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
sophia
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Probably the way I'd go.
but then I’m not as big of a Beckinsale fan as LSB at large, and I really love me some chesty brunettes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I love her accent
and her breasts
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
My wife lost her accent after we got married
but not the breasts (or else I’d be single IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING)
But yeah… South American girls. Yes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Not everyone likes to land planes on their girlfriend's head
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Dude, Beckinsale is on a complete other level than fucking Sofia Vergara.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
And I'm not saying Vergara's not hot.
She is, even though I don’t particularly care for her.
But Beckinsale is Beckinsale.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Beckinsale is overrated
and no that doesn’t mean I don’t think she is hot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
can't click
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
People like different body types
it will be ok
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I never said which one I liked, actually.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Also, lol sofia vergara not hot lol
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
lol lol lol
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I see one photo from an event
and one photo from a photo shoot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes, nobody is denying Kate Beckinsale has a beautiful face
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
One looks like a trashy meksikan
the other doesnt
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions
well that's certainly not racist
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Jobu.
Because I don’t want to fight with you about this, I’m going to go to bed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
noooooooo
we want a fight
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
NEVAR.
Jobu and I are bros.
He’s just horribly wrong and it makes me doubt his sanity.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
fight fight fight fight
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
this is not the aqua I have come to know and love
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
For the last time, Chrom, I will not have sex with you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
joyless prude
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
like that's even a real channel
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Are you still watching the original Casino Royale?
Somehow doubt it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Special Edition.
Remasterbated.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 26, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
ish
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
still have not seen that movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
best thing about your highness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsSGZVdICGc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
This "related video" made me think of benji for some reason
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqAVquIwO8M&feature=related
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I don't know
pouring champagne on a petite blond girl is something I can see you doing though. seems opulent.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
it's not the same though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
And they're stripping....
and there goes Portman’s panties
A burden should never be something out of your control.
does the scene actually show anything
I don’t want to flip the channel if I don’t have to
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
nevermind
I don’t have it. have every other west but the signature. signature is showing secretary
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
No nudity, no.
Doesn’t make it not a great scene.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Enjoyable for what is it
Don’t expect anything great
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
also
“the dog’s name was Indiana”
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
or "our situation has not improved"
I watched that tonight
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just bought some drilled and slotted rotors, you guys.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The comic is pretty solid.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 26, 2012 2:35 AM CST up reply actions
Maggie Gyllenhal is about to get some spader
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:05 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Oh yeah cuz that submarine is just gonna glide through Venice
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This is the wrong attitude to have if you are going to enjoy this movie
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
yes
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Anybody seen the video for Nicki Minaj's new song?
Holy crap it is awful (both the song and the video)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
why would i have seen that shit?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 2:21 AM CST up reply actions
The ad was all over youtube, so I said what the hell, it's 3 am and I'm bored.
Yeah. Awful.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Are you talking about the Stupid Ho song?
Yes, I wasted 30 seconds of my life on that because I thought I had heard she was hot. Turns out I never heard that from anyone, because she is awful.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Jan 26, 2012 2:36 AM CST up reply actions
Yes
She’s not bad in some other things I’ve seen but that was awful. She’s got a kind of Gaga thing about her… sort of hot but just way too weird.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
this chick in the arthur remake is not very attractive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:54 AM CST via Android app reply actions
no
the love interest
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you are crazy if you don't think garner is attractive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
somebody took a bad picture?
no way
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't really think she was every anything more than simply okay
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
ok
she is growing on me a bit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
is the movie worth watching?
attractiveness of the women aside
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 3:14 AM CST up reply actions
it is ok
you better not hate Russell Brand though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
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