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by LSJ on Jan 26, 2012 7:10 AM CST
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My new laptop arrives today. This means in about 4 hours, I have to wake back up, get hopped up on energy drinks and sit around waiting for the UPS guy.
Which probably means I'll be joining you nutbars for the majority of the day for the first time in like... well, since like Opening Day last year.
Don't you guys feel lucky?
This is gonna be so much fun, you guys. No sleep, LSB and maybe a day-long franchise mode on The Show.
And at some point, a brand-spanking new computer.
I'm so excited.
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http://mainichi.jp/enta/sports/baseball/pro/news/20120127k0000m050017000c.html
Hmm
Somebody got their chedda
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 7:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
He has #want
and impeccable hair
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
At least he scored in both legs this time
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
ok if you want a tailgate ticket or are changing your mind
you have until this afternoon when i get the tickets
tailgate IV link
tailgate IV link
tailgate IV link
tailgate IV link
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
well when i figure out tickets that is
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 7:23 AM CST up reply actions
BBQ made a roaring comeback
though I suspect there’s at least one anti-taco vote in there by a certain person who won’t actually attend.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I consider tablitas more of a bbq than tacos anyways, so I'm good either way
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Very good point.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
There will be tablitas, no matter what.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
that stuff was good
had never had it before
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Only too happy to spread the tablita gospel.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I've still yet to have one.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Because of you and Witt, I got my dad to buy them.
He cooks them all the time now.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Witt,
should I purchase said tickets or you got me covered?
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 26, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, I've got no problem
buying them. In fact I probably should.
KoK, can you put me down for two so I don’t have to pilfer Witt’s, please? I’ll put this in the tailgate post as well.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 26, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
Posted in other thread
But I’ve got ya. If i’m brewing on your system, using your grains, I’m buying your tickets.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
=((((((((
I’m so sad I can’t go to this.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Shouldn't this be the Roy Oswalt waiting room?
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I was just kidding
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
SBN seriously needs a sarcasm font.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Suuuuuure in would
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
So we shouldn't even care what happens to him
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 8:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 7:51 AM CST up reply actions
damn
posted the wrong one.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 7:51 AM CST up reply actions
Don't you hate when stuff like that backfires?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Eh, I'm fine with it.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions
There's nothing wrong with an Emma Watson gif
as long as she doesn’t have that boy’s haircut in it
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Agreed.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
This is a great .gif.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Is she wearing a bra?
It looks like that is all she is wearing.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
what i meant to post was
NO
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 7:52 AM CST up reply actions
Those gifs are very different...
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 7:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dad just thought that was hilarious.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ah the joys of getting the shit scared out of you..
Welcome to manhood, son.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Good thing
Because, seriously, what is he going to do? Play it off as the joke that it was intended as, or get punked yourself…in front of your kid.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 8:15 AM CST up reply actions
sweep the leg, bra
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Because he knows what pro wrestling is
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I'd break that dude's nose.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Today is going to be awful.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Maybe JD won't sign Oswalt for you
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 8:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
hah.
I’m on 8 hours of sleep in the last two days.. and I have 12 more hours of work staring me in the face
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That sucks
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
that blows man....good luck w/ that
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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
hah.. I'm relying on y'all quite a bit.
I’ve already almost fallen asleep about 30934265825 times.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
ughhh
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
don't you ughhhh me
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
gotta go to the DL office today for the first time in forever
are the lines/waits still insane?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
by TheJeezus on Jan 26, 2012 8:03 AM CST via Android app reply actions
What did you do
Pull a hammy?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 8:04 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
If you're in Tarrant County go to Lake Worth
I’ve never spent more than 5 minutes in that office at a time.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
no dmv's in texas
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
Actually, there is now:
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
crap that is what I forgot to do when I was at home
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
Like Pilate, I have a dog
Obeys, listens, kisses, loves
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Everybody post a funny pic of a dog.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
fine then, assholes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
x
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 26, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Heh...
This guy gets it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It may be 20 mins before I stop laughing at this!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
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if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 26, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm literally sayin AWWWW really load at all these.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
x
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 26, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think this be my favorite so far.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
I have a cat that does these things.
I consider myself very lucky.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Catdogs
absolutely the best animal ever.
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 10:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was reading Fox Sports ranking of the Super Bowls
It’s a slideshow if you’re a masochist, but I refuse to believe that the Bucs dismantling of the Raiders is the second worst Super Bowl of all time. Cowboys/Broncos is the worst according to this list.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
Washington/Miami '73, Pittsburgh/Minnesota '75 were both awful to watch.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Pittsburgh/Seattle
or Dallas/Baltimore
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
This is absolutely the right answer.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
That one is saved for me by the INT TD > KR TD > KR TD exchange.
It was pretty epic.
Awful game, but there are awful games that don’t even have that.
Oh, and the Giants got stomped.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It's skewed because I watched it live, and most other Super Bowls I've watched already knowing how the game went.
But XLI was the worst for my money. It just wasn’t good football, or a close game.
I loved Bucs-Raiders because of my Bucs interest, so I can’t look at that one objectively.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I remember I'd just won a large sum of money so I bought some red shot for the bar
and was mixing them behind the bar when the last pick was returned for a touchdown. I may have spilled 15-25 shots in the ensuing fist pump extravanganza.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
My smoothie this morning is delicious, with apples, bananas, blueberries, V8 splash and some oats.
It also happens to look like baby shit.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oats in smoothie? Wtf
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 8:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
why not?
they help make you feel full longer.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And they make you poop
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Pooping
Is overrated, fuller point is valid
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 8:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
pooping is not overrated
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions
I don't even....what is this...
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
must be...i ....cantt....even....
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
What the...are you ok?
Something must be wrong.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
That sounds wonderful.
Any honey in there?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I don't care
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions
This is an A B conversation.
You can C your way out.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
XYZ, dude
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions
I love when the main thing in the description of a movie is something that actually only takes up like five minutes of the movie.
Same for when a book’s jacket blurb is about a plot thread that gets resolved within the first hundred pages.
what movie are you referencing?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
In this case, Cashback
which on Netflix’s descirption focuses on the main character’s ability to stop time and that he uses it to disrobe customers in the all-night grocery store he works at. Literally that happens once in the movie in a scene that takes all of five minutes (if that). Although I want to go to that grocery store, five gorgeous women all in one aisle in the middle of the night? I’m more likely to believe a guy really can stop time.
Of course the fact that he can stop time is completely incidental to the movie as a whole. Really, the movie would have been almost exactly the same if he didn’t have that ability.
I've seen that.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
It wasn't bad. I enjoyed it.
By all rights I shouldn’t have. It was really well done. But I kept waiting for the payoff on the whole time stop thing. Especially the other guy who could move in the frozen moment…and nothing. Completely irrelevant. Seriously, the fuck?
I may watch this today.
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 9:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i can't think of one that did this right now, but I know what you're talking about
I love having no clue what to expect in a movie, but its pretty much impossible to go in completely clueless on a movie most of the time.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I swear, there must be like one guy in all of Hollywood who makes movie trailers
because they all have the same goddamn pace, tone, etc. I’ve seen trailers cut almost exclusively from a 10 minute segment of a movie, just because that 10 mins has the most explosions, “duh duh DUH” dialogue lines, etc.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
have you seen the dumb and dumber inception trailer?
brilliant
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
(makes a beeline to YouTube)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously, the WOMP….WOMP…. buzzer/alarm/thingamajig has been used in every single fucking action movie trailer ever since.
Classic.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions
it was fucking awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
dude thats soo great
lol
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Spiderman 3....
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Started watching a mini-series based on Carlos the Jackal (called, naturally, "Carlos")
It’s been damn good so far, except for the fact that I pretty much loathe every character.
Seriously though, I don’t remember ever reading or hearing about this stuff. The Lod airport massacre. The Japanese Red Army (seriously?) Kidnapping OPEC members in the ‘70s. I’m not old enough to have lived through any of it, but my parents never even told me about it either.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Jackal? Jackal. Is it a Jackal? Jackal! Jackal. It's a jackal!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
the real Jackal
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Heh
This is the Truth.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
I don't like when he kills Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
But I do think the washing off the paint to change the van’s appearance was pretty nifty.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Bruce Willis is just such a badass in that movie.
Perhaps the only movie I can really seriously remember where I spent pretty much the whole movie rooting for the villain.
Yes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
the bullet just blows his arm off first...love it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
that's right, it was Jack Black
he seemed like such a nice arms dealer…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That's what you get for trying to rip Bruce Willis off
and selling him faulty merchandise
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
And engaging in general Jack Blackery
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
School of Rock is a solid movie.
I don’t care what anyone says.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Jack Black has a lot of good movies out there
but he’s got the same problem guys like Ben Stiller have. They just can’t say no to a role.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Well said
It’s like they go “ehh, I’m funny…I can make this work.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
In the lead, I can't think of any (haven't seen School of Rock...I know, I know)
But I like him in High Fidelity. And (LSB Confession time) I didn’t loathe him in The Holiday. He was good in smaller roles like The Jackal and Anchorman.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
School of Rock is OK...
You’re right, he sucks in lead roles.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
I like Nacho Libre
and I don’t give a shit what kind of O that is.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
I just looked at his IMDB page.
And came pretty much to the same conclusion. I liked Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny (but it’s a terrible movie. It’s just that it is the D so I like it despite the terribleness) But otherwise, I like nothing that he had a big part in (I haven’t seen Tropic Thunder yet but I intend to. It might be an exception). In small roles he’s fine.
Tropic Thunder has its moments
but none of those moments belong to Jack Black.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
tropic thunder has its moments where it
goes from a complete piece of shit, to just a piece of shit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
Thank you
one of the more overrated movies I can think of
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
terrible
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
It's one of those where you watch it with an audience and everyone laughs
and then you watch it alone and go “jesus, almost none of this is funny.”
The Will Ferrell Effect, I call it (still amazed he didn’t make a cameo in TT…or did he and I just blocked it out?)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
I've watched it alone and laughed no less than 20 times
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I disagree
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
You thought Jack Black was funny in TT?
Or you disagree that TT had its moments?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
I thought Jack Black was funny in TT
Its also one of my favorite comedies. Jack Black isn’t the reason why, but he was funny in it. Steve Coogan might be my favorite in that movie
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
The Pick of Destiny was terrible.
But it did introduce to the awesomeness of Ronnie James Dio’s music.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Wait, what?
You never heard Holy Diver until after that movie?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Nope.
I had heard Rainbow in the Dark on the radio, but I never knew who sang it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Oh Lord.
Well, at least you know of it now!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I was raised in Odessa.
Where they would never dream of allowing any Dio songs on the radio.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Are we talking about appearances or movies he was one of the lead actors in?
For movies he was a main actor in:
Tropic Thunder
Kung Fu Panda
School of Rock
Saving Silverman
Shallow Hal
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Actually like Kung Fu Panda
All the others? Meh.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
I hate, hate, hate Shallow Hal.
I watched it with a friend’s family one time. That movie was torturous to sit through.
shallow hal sucked
i will fucking say it
jack black is not a good
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
I think its a pretty terrible movie, but I'd be lying if I said I don't enjoy watching it
I think its Jason Alexander that does it for me.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Jack Black in every lead role he's ever played...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
All of these were pretty good.
I kinda liked King Kong too.
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 10:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Watched the original for the first time last week
Can’t imagine Jack Black being anything less than obnoxious in that role.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
It really just felt like he did not belong in that movie.
To me, anyway.
Shallow Hal was a fine.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah
He didn’t necessarily do a bad job, but it really wasn’t the best choice for that role.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Anyone here have any luck with wireless boosters?
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Are you wondering if they work or are you having problems setting it up?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
if its just for a house you can always add a higher gain antenna
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I've only used one a few times at a friends apartment
It helped a bit when I was getting pretty much no signal and was able to get some afterwards. They aren’t too effective from what I’ve heard though so I wouldn’t expect a huge gain from it. Like if you are having trouble staying connected to a wireless signal, it will help you get a consistent connection but it won’t be anywhere near full strength.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Wife conned me into taking a weekend trip for our 10 year anniversary.
I say “conned” because I thought we had a deal that we wouldn’t go on another vacation for, at least, a year when I agreed to go to Hawaii a couple months ago.
So, headed up to Broken Bow in LoblawLand this weekend, you guys. Hoping it will be relaxing, but to assist with that I will be taking my scotch.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
i love scotch scotchy scotch scotch
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
make sure to try some bobcat stew
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
i almost forgot about that
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Lol.
Seriously, one of the better stories shared with LSB.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
That one and Axe Em's Big Foot one are 1/1A for me
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That was the other one I was thinking of
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
both are classics for sure
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Can you link me to this?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
People are trading Feliz in the morning thread.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I know.
It’s sad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Oh. My. God.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I KNOW
i want him to come to the tailgate dressed as bigfoot
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
If I can find one I intend to sew a Rangers cap to the top of the head
and go Knox-hunting.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
YES!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
So awesome
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Why Broken Bow?
There’s nothing there.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
No idea
That’s where the wife found the cabins. Suppose to be some type of romantic setting with an outside hot tub, chef preparing meals, bath robes (seriously, this was a big selling point for her). As long as I don’t get crap for being negative or cheap, I’m good.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
there is nothing romantic about oklahoma
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Agree
but the other option she was suggesting was the Caribbean, so I’m good with the road trip.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
Sure. Broken Bow is crazy romantic....
if you like banjos and find men making pig noises a turn on.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
I actually like Broken Bow
at least in the fall it was very pretty. The Talimina Drive is beautiful when the leaves are changing and canoeing on the river was fun. So, it will be what you make of it.
All this Oklahoma hate. So mean.
Scotch
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
Not planning to drown in it,
but when I start to get irritated because we keep spending money on stupid crap, I plan to take a drink of scotch. This allows me to calm down and not make a fool of myself, while also avoiding pissing off my lovely spouse.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
You are going to die from alcohol poisoning
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
That's sweet...thx.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Actually I think I've been to Broken Bow and it wasn't half bad
I’m sure you will enjoy yourself
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
There's canoeing, SP. Don't do it!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
outside hot tub?
what is this, an erection pill commercial?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
Outside
AND INSIDE.
Brown-chicken-brown-cow
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
Not that it really matters, I'm guessing,
but it’s actually the Reserve at Eagle Creek….not Broken Bow. Got confused with all the planning discussions.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
Thanks
We still have to make it through this trip, though. :)
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
oh, well that certainly makes a difference
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Sarcasm font?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
you ever boned in a hot tub?
not good
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
Honestly any kind of shower/bath sex is...kinda meh
I know, I know….Wildcat’s sex opinions rabble rabble.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
depends on the girl you're with..
if she’s small, shower sex can be really fun.
Hot tub is a bad
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm kinda tall though, so that might be the problem
Pre-surgery I had to kinda crouch in this awkward judo stance in most cases.
Post-surgery- Fuck no, shit ain’t happenin’.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
ahh..
That’s why I like them small.. cause you can do the ole pick her up and let her wrap her legs around your waist move.. use the wall for leverage
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Oh yeah, good point. That does usually work, but you've gotta have a slightly brave/flexible girl
Heh. Last time I did that was in my parents’ shower while they were away.
Lol. Such a sinner.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
hahah HIGH FIVE.
That’s why I’m glad I’m attracted to the athletic ones haha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
sex in the shower is awful
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
Sex in the hot tub on the other hand...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
this is backwards
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Meh...
I’m sure we can all agree that sex in the pool is what fucking blows.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Now, sex in cars..
fun or cramped?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
like the back of a volkswagon?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
an uncomfortable position...
what like the back of a volkswagen?
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
My experiences fall on all points of the spectrum.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah I mean it's fun cause you're getting some stanky on your hang down...
But you’re in a car. And anything other than a stretch limo with be uncomfortable.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yep
Fun because of danger of getting caught, spontaneous, etc.
Crappy because of cramped space (again, tall) and potential for sploogeseat.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
haha exactly..
now road sex/head is always a good
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
What about in bathroom stalls?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
DOOKIE SPRINKLES
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
done it in a few cars, never good
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
On the HOOD of a car however (stationary, wise asses)...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
never the hood of a car
did it in a jeep with a dog in the back of the jeep just staring at me
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
el oh el
Can’t do the sex with pet witnesses thing. I feel like they’re judging me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
oh they know
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
If I had a dollar for every time my dogs and cat watched me have sex
I’d feel like a cheap whore.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
At least the dog didn't lick your ass in the middle.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yeah.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
The ex-wife refused to lock the Pomeranian out of the bedroom during sex
Of course, even if she did, the little bastard would scratch and whine and cry at the door the entire time.
Guh. Pets.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
There would be Pomeranian field goal kickings
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Cute little bugger
But needy as fuck. And chewed everything from my copy of Machiavelli’s “The Prince” to my brand-new cellphone (I was laying in the floor and the little shit totally pickpocketed me).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Some of the worst dogs I've ever met were Pomeranians.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
A direct hit from a wet nose is the worst.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
being sick sucks....i hate this
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
WELL DON'T BRING YOUR GERMS IN HERE!
Geez, Typhoid Mary, what are you trying to do, kill us all???
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions
of course.....lol. heh the wife, baby and I all have stomach virus fun.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Sorry man
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
firefox 9.0.1 is pissing me off
might be time to fully move to chrome
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I had to move to chrome 3 weeks ago
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
LSJ
thanks for the computer advice, I basically went and bought your setup.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 26, 2012 8:48 AM CST reply actions
AND THEN TAKE DAT WITCHU
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
huh?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
what am i missing?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
Dirk isn't playing right now
So, for the game last night, they wired him up with a mic. His “play-by-play” was funny.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZ4cXqWTrA
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
LET'S GO HOME.
I can’t figure out how to love that man anymore than I do.
/sets up the tee
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
thats how i feel as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I mentioned to someone how he is just the greatest person alive
I was a bit shocked when the response wasn’t “Hell yeah!” and was instead questioning that statement.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I was about to have to choke a bitch
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
anything for ratings...
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
only redeeming part of last night for sure
i laughed my ass off
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Glad that got some sweet play on ESPN
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
awfully quiet
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
dumb work...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
EVERYBODY WAKE THE FUCK UP
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm up!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
fucking working up in here
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
YOU AND ME BOTH, BRO
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
up in here.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Y'all gon' make me do some work
Up in hyuh, up in hyuh.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
Is there an element in our front office
that has a fetish for broke dick pitchers? In the hopes of restoring them to their former glory? Seems like every year we bring something back from the dump ground.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Whoa, solar flare!
…that has a fetish for broke dick pitchers? In the hopes of restoring them to their former glory?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Oswalt is bit a different from Webb and Harden
And I don’t mind a reclamation project… when it’s low risk. This seems like a substantial investment on something we can pay a lot less for. I spoze the idear is to trade Matty Ice for 1B help?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Right
Sometimes you get a Brandon Webb. But you might also get a Colby Lewis.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
True.
But Colby wasn’t hurt. And wasn’t as expensive.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Is Oswalt coming off an injury?
He had the back problems last season, but he pitched the last month right?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
in fact, he was worse.
he was so bad he had to go to japan.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
racist?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Exactly
I haven’t had an issue with the Webb or Harden signings because they weren’t as financially restrictive.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Harden kinda was.
He was like 7 mil if I remember…. Oswalt doesn’t feel like a reclamation project. He’s still a good pitcher and if healthy, would be well worth his contract. My reservations are more based on trading away Harry.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yeah
i dont see how oswalt > harrison over the next 2 years. and im not sold hes better THIS year.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Hmmm, thought he was closer to $4m.
My bad
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
joe nathan
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
Bullpens are volatile by nature
And we needed a closer. We have 7 starters.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
get this bullshit out of the OT thread moran.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
Oh shit.
Wrong thread. My badness.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
no worries
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Do you put beans in your chili?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Negative.
Stick with the carne.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Beans
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
This is the day you die
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Colonialbob already informed me of that.
But thanks for the heads-up.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
Awh.
Well I’m not gonna let c-bob kill you.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I wasn't going to kill him!
The alcohol was going to
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
xx
WDAE 620 (Tampa) is reporting that Rutgers head coach Greg Schiano is under consideration for the job. (H/T to Rick Stroud of the Tampa Bay Times for the catch). Jason La Canfora of the NFL Network has also reported that Schiano is in the mix.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Jesus.
Shoot me in or around the face.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
/Taylor Swiftx6
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
//Black guys only
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
/obvs
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
I have to ask
When/Why/How did the Taylor Swift gangbang thing start?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
When we found out that Schultzy was convinced that she doesn't put out.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
So we naturally had to inform his sheltered little heart that she, in fact, is a whore.
Who chases the dark chocolate.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
And by we, I mean it was started by BT, and carried on by all who enjoy fun.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Well it all started when John Mayer poked her breakfast...
And further reasearch (research being my perverted imagination) found that she does in fact love dicks six at a time, and preferrably black, while John Mayer films it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
Preferably while they make fun of her music
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
TCU fans should want this to happen.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
well this thread is fucked
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Where is everybody?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
why?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
stupid dog pics
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
click the tiny little x and they go away!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Don't hate.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
They are precious.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You shut up
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
they are stupid!!!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 9:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dude
Unless the dog looks like a cat, it is NEVER stupid.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
x
In a holy crap stat o’ the week, AT&T sold a record setting 9.4 million smartphones in the fourth quarter of 2011. 7.6 million of that 9.4 million were iPhones
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Well, yeah...
It’s the ballerest phone ever.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
NUH UH DROIDZ AND SHIT
IPHONEZ
EVERYONE HATE ON CELLPHONEZ
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Fuck you
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 9:48 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
but i love you.
I have an iPhone
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
THAT'S THE JOKE
I posted that using the Iphone app.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
sooo meta
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
I KNOW
I WAS BEING THE TROY TO YOUR JEFF
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I DON'T KNOW WHO EITHER OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
YOU SIR ARE A LIAR
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'M GUESSING IT'S FROM COMMUNITY WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE TOLD YOU FUCKERS A MILLION TIMES I DON'T WATCH
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
WELL FUCKING FIX IT YOU ASSHOLE
I’M SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
what does this mean?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
I was being the idiot/lost/confused one
while he was being meta and funny
community characters
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
never seen it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
do you produce it or something?
the ratings affect you financially i’m guessing
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah
The fewer the people that watch, the less chance we have to continue to watch it…because it will be cancelled.
Oh, and we’re worried about your soul.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Not surprised with the ratio
ATT Android phones are overwhelmingly shit
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 9:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I feel like I'm the only person left with a flip phone.
by Perfect Zero on Jan 26, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
Before I got the iPhone I had a flipper for like 3 1/2 years.
It was a beast.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Had a RAZR for years
Then I got a smartphone and talk myself into a new one every year
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 9:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i still rock a palm pilot
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
you have an iPhone
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
I don't have an iPhone.
I have a mighty Android.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i don't know why that stat is shocking
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
buying the wife and me new iPhones soon.
going to have to rock the BlackBerry for work and the iPhone for internet (porn)
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
put it in a plastic bag in the shower and jerk it....
/the league
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Rumors of iPhone 5 this summer
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
i have an iPad.
i could give a shit what version of an iPhone i have. i can’t even fucking use half the shit they do because it is fucking complicated
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
I read it may have a 4 in. screen
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 10:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Gotta put up a fight against the new big-screen Android phones
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
4.65 inches up in here
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
galaxy nexus?
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
you root/unlock boot loader?
GSM or CDMA?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
I'm too lazy to root maybe when the new cyanogenmod comes out
Cdma
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
dude
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
The manual root is a pain in the dick
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
good news, everyone
[GNex TOOLKIT V4.1] Drivers, Backup, Unlock, Root, CWM, Flash + MUCH MORE [LTE]
its so easy now. i had to manually root it before myself.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
Oh shit is that a 1 click?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
not QUITE 1 click
you have to install some drivers and such but its all within the toolkit (just hit an option)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
wait, i lied
it is one click
1-CLICK FOR ALL TO UNLOCK, ROOT, RENAME THE RESTORE FILE AND FLASH CWM
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
Win
Thanks alot
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah run
ApeX (fab’s ROM) + this kernel (leankernel) and jakes tweaks for that kernel
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
4.65 = awesome
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
It goes against everything Apple stands for though
they’re all about no fragmentation and having differing screen sizes will definitely lead to fragmentation.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I understand what and why apple is doing what they do
But it’s nowhere near as ballin as my 4.65 inch screen
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
re-using this from yesterday.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
You and your love for
1a) Galaxy Nexus
1b) Magic Time Machine karaoke
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
ready for the lamar odom experiment to be over.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 10:02 AM CST reply actions
why?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
hes fucking terrible... would rather have cory brewer
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
yeah.. they need to roll him up in a ball and put him back up khloes butthole
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
more like lame-ar amirite
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
He needs to stop jacking up outside shots
and Yi needs to chill the fuck out
by Texas Jihad on Jan 26, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Newt Gingrich wants to put a permanent base on the moon?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
What's the point of that?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Cheese mining.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Jan 26, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
lol.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Unobtainium
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
To be awesome, duh
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
HAVING A PERMANENT BASE ON THE MOON
HOW IS THAT NOT AWESOME
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
waste of money
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
no
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
OH MY GOD
IF IT REACHES 13,000 AMERICANS HE WILL CONSIDER IT FOR STATEHOOD YES YES YES YES
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
I will join this new state.
And we will live like kings.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I WANT A BASEBALL TEAM
IMAGINE THE MAJESTIC DONGS THAT WOULD BE HIT IN THAT STADIUM
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
THAT ONE WAS HIT INTO ORBIT!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK! BACK!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
THAT ONE LANDED IN URANUS!
(layout)
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…………………
Nelson Cruz up to bat…
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That title needs to be on RF's list below.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Too bad we signed a treaty that we couldn't claim any part of the moon ours
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
Even when Russia and china signed it too?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
YES
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
Do it on the DL
Don’t say anything.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Fuck it...Have a big fucking party...
If they don’t like it, come at me bro…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Adverse possession law on the moon is not governed by reason.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Just so we're clear, piss off china and Russia and play baseball on the moon
Where do I sign up?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fuck that shit.
We’ve been there. It’s ours.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm still trying to figure this part out.
" But how would Gingrich pay for it?"
“The Republican presidential contender says he wants
to offer prizes to help stimulate investment by the
private sector.”
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 11:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
So he is basically becoming John Slattery's character on 30 Rock.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I would vote for that man.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
SMALL GOVERNMENT
TINY BUILDINGS WITH DWARFS RUNNING THEM.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This has been one of my favorite subthreads
.Good job, everybody.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
>TORtanic hits another iceberg
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Facepalm.jpg
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's basically impossible to research someone's age in that situation.
They can always sign up under their parent’s name, anyway. Their parent is likely paying for the subscription as it is, so I would bet their name is already on the account.
This will get resolved by the person’s parent saying “no, it was me playing the entire time, my son just posted on my account on the forums.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Or "he meant he was level 12"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
or it will get resolved by introducing a meme to the fuckhead moderators
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 26, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
I had no idea of the memeness here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 26, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
How did I never hear of the "pornographic Youtube" thing?
I guess that was before I was on the internet so much but still
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Funny that they are so site vigilant
But not interwebz savvy enough to know a meme
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 26, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
I did not know that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Maybe they saved him from losing his virginity to a fleshlight.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Aw shit.
I kept thinking while reading this “. . . well. . . that is the rule, what’s the problem?”
Then I finally got to the bottom. Damn they’re screwing up left and right.
Also: lolallthebest.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
IANF DO NOT BRING SLAMPIECE TO TAILGATE.
You will act different and not be fun.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
you shoulda seen him at wedgefest
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Was he menstruating?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
what about wedgefest? i was sober... well not sober.. but not blackout
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Well that was the problem then.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
im buying futurepants ticket if he drives.. so im gonna get wasted
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
im driving one way or another lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
can you stay sunday nights game/
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
ummmm
MAYBE, i might take off that monday
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Opening day weekend.
Do it.
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 10:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
im really thinking about it
very very tempted to take off friday/monday and make it to all 3 games
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
shes flying out saturday afternoon to be home for easter.....
shes not coming to tailgate…. also, im not oging to admit to her I hang out with internet friends just yet
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
you dont think your sister told her? lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
they arent really friends
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
i have no clue
i just assumed she would know one way or another lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Good.
Now you and I can do out normal shennanigans and make TDT jealous as he’s in a suit sipping a vodka/cranberry and looking through curtain samples.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
lol... ill be pounding belvedere and frescas
and handing out millions of jello shots
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Let's make Stuart Freeman jello shots.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
throw some orange fanta in the orange jello mix?
those woul dbe fuckin awesome
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
thats awesome
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
I passed out jello shots for donations last year...
Ya’ll probably bought some from me and had no idea.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
i'll be there
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
Why do people feel wierd about admitting they have internet friends?
I was on LSB a long time before my wife started asking questions about who are all these people you talk to all day.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My roommates kind of know about LSB
I always feel weird when I’m sitting at the computer laughing and tell them some joke I read on here…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
There's a stigma attached to the phrase "internet friends"
or “cyber buddies” especially.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
Where'd you find that picture of me?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Better still...
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME ONLINE
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
I wish you looked like this dammit.
Then you could just point to random girls at bar close and bring them home with us and make them buy us 7-11 pizzas and flaming hot cheetos.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
mmmm I love a man with an ape drape...
>NOT
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I always think
Of the creepy guy from the Rent-a-Friend video…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Same here jam...
friends are friends, who cares how they communicate.
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 10:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just say you met them "Through friends"
Takes away the awkwardness
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You know what's funny?
I was telling my wife last night that you guys are doing another tailgate, and she got really excited about it and wants me to go. Ever since William got sick, she’s been concerned that I don’t socialize enough outside of work and has been trying to get me to do things with people out here in Tyler. That was back when I would come back to Tyler early every Monday and then head to Dallas on Friday afternoons, basically spending every waking moment traveling or working.
But she says she wants me to go to the tailgate if I want to and we can make it work.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm in agreeance
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
You would receive a shit ton of bro hugs my friend.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
I might try to swing a weekend trip back to D/FW just for the chance to bro hug Aqua.
Also: Tablitas
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
we can leg wrestle
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
We can play tummy sticks.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
BE THERE AQUA!!!!!!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Could you describe tablitas
in 2 words?
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 11:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
beef bacon
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
you know what would be the greatest thing ever?
bacon vagina
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I don't really know of a recipe.
They’re beef short ribs cut lengthwise and then seasoned heavily. I assume the mixture is that of salt, pepper, cumin, paprika, and other bbq and mexi-friendly spices. You can cook them on high heat for chewy yumminess or cook them lower and slower to really melt that fat and connective tissue for yumminess and a half.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
you just buy these pre-seasoned at your local meximart
they used to be super cheap… like 99 cents a pound some times. Now they know the gringos like them so they were like $4.29 when I bought them for the last tailgate.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
when you google tablitas
you get surprisingly little information
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 26, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
I noticed that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
fucking mouthgasm
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
So there doing check-ups on a new lion at Animal Kingdom in a publicly viewable vet room.
My friends are all posting their pictures and bullshit. No one told me. I’m killing all of them.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Sounds reasonable.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
ESPN reporting that the Bucs will hire Rutgers HC Schiano.
I love it because I think he’ll be terrible. They’re looking for another Harbaugh.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Were people hating on the Raider's HC decision?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
I don't hate the Bucs.
I just like it when people making bad decisions get rewarded with bad results.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You're tough, but fair.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
He's had one good season at Rutgers total
Really hasn’t shown any great aptitude for developing players, implementing a winning scheme, or doing anything other than having the GoodFace and trying and failing to instill discipline in his players.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
and getting passed over by other major CFB programs.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
This is exactly right.
The Glazers like to stomp my nuts with their personnel decisions.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
This is why I like for the Royals to lose.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Radio guys this morning agreed he would be the best hire out of all the HC hires so far.
Then went on to talk about how terrible Jeff Fischer is.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
people hate fischer?
man dealt with bud adams for how many years? im pretty sure he deserves a medal.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
It was entirely based on his record.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
lolwut
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
I would not hire Jeff Fisher as my team's head coach.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
why?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not a big believer in hiring older coaches anyway
And he’s just never really done it for me. Add to that the fact that his last few years were very meh and he hasn’t been in football for a while… I’m not saying he will fail, just that I would not want to be the one to hire him.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
I think having an owner insisting he build his team around an awful QB had some influence on that.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm not saying it was all (or mostly) his fault
But he seemed to kind of say “fuck it”, and I wonder if he can get it back? I know I’m not explaining that very well. I’m certainly not saying he can’t, I’d like to see him succeed, but it’s not a risk I would really like to take for my own team.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
do you feel this way about cowher?
also. BUD FUCKING ADAMS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, I know that situation.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
Actually, yes
Especially since he’s been out of coaching for several years, and hasn’t really seemed to have that desire to get back in. Coaching is a job that pretty much consumes your life… you need to have a fire for it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
Thought it was longer for some reason
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
He doesn't like black quarterbacks.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
He had Steve McNair for years and years.
Loved him.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It was tongue in cheek.
I’m a VY supporter.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
I knew there had to be one out there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I get to go take a driving test, you guys!
Hope I don’t spill the coffee all over Uncle Phil.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
KOK
Gf has an android phone (LG Optimus). Trying to move some apps to the SD card but some of them don’t seem to have that option. Is there a way to force them over?
is it rooted?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
No
It’s not something I have experience doing so I was hoping there might be an app that could help out with this. I don’t have much experience in dealing with phone software (my phone is a shitty 3 year old Motorola Q that I got for free).
well then id suggest trying
app 2 SD (not sure if it is going to be possible w/o root sadly)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Likely not unless it's rooted like KOK asked
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just pisses me off that more apps don't have the option.
If I want to put an app on my SD card I should be able to dammit…
They don't want you to be able to get rid of their bloatware
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
ugh
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
many dev'
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
hit post too early
are lazy, or may not be aware of how to do it.
again, if rooted you can force anything anywhere…but it also can depend on the restrictions put on the OS by the vendor and/or wireless provider
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
If the option above doesn't work I may look into rooting it.
The phone itself doesn’t have a shit ton of space and since nobody wants to add the ability to be transferred to SD cards she is running low on space.
If you put it on the SD card you can just take it out of the phone
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Right
but that doesn’t really effect whether the developer of Words with Friends allows it to go on an SD card.
its a Zynga product fwiw
they arent going out of their way to help anyone
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
yeah
at the root of it is lazy devs really
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
Write your congressman
or developer.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Get an iPhone...BURN
Just kidding, no flame war please….
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
Iphone has no as card
/flame on
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
but neither does gnex
technically lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
*SD not AS stupid Android phone
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah i know
+1
use the app above, it may (but probably wont) work.
if she were rooted you can force them to SD
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Get to go to the library and pick up some tax forms...
pretty excited about it.
Fuck I’m SO BORED.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I have yet to get even one of the three W-2s I've got coming.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yeah i dont have 1 of mine
arg.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
My company always waits until the last possible minute to send ours.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
annoys the fuck out of me
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Just because you can wait until the 31st doesn't mean that you should.
I don’t understand how it benefits the company to wait until the last second.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Litreally within one minute of posting this, I got an email about our W2's being available to print online.
Ask and you shall receive.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
*Literally
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
awesome...
maybe that’ll happen to me
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm still waiting on my UNT one....
I got one from that janky fucking Psych Hospital I worked at before UNT….
That is not good.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
can't you print your UNT one off of the HR page through my.unt.edu?
I’m no longer a student so I can’t get in
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You talking about the the Form T for tuition and fees paid?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
No.
Go to my.unt.edu
hit the “Employee” tab at the top
on the left menu select Employee Self-Service > Payroll and Compensation > View W-2 forms
But….mine aren’t on there yet…see if yours are, please?
THE FUCK?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
well, I had to 'consent to electronic W2' first
but then it tells me "
There are no year end forms available at this time. Please try again later. "
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
lol....makes no sense.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you should be able to.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Yes, yes I can....
forgot my password.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
reset it then.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Yeah, I remebered it after entering every possible combination.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yeah, I've been able to access mine for a year and a half or so
still get to use all the journal articles online which is pretty cool.
Awesome. I'm pumped about that...
although I do get to use the State’s library now….but UNT library is much easier, and I don’t want other people pulling articles for me…WASTE OF TAX DOLLARS!!!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Forms filled out with a pen?
People still do that? This is what the internet is for.
www.turbotax.com ………..10 minutes later……done and e-filed. Monies!!
- sigh -
Turbotax is the only way to go
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Why do you like it better?
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 2:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just found the online interface simple.
You can go through and answer the questions, or just bring up the forms you need and plug and chug. It’s free for simple returns.
Is it free fast and easy?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
my wife does the figuring on paper...then does it online.
I don’t ask questions.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
just got an email from our CIO & SVP
“mandatory meeting, make sure you all are on site Friday afternoon”
great.
Do you work in IT?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
"I can't believe I fucked a zombie" has to be up there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Jesus. Over 45 and a half million views.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
A modern classic
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
A what what in the butt butt.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
There used to be a band called Say hi to your mom
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
The leader here is CLEARLY Sweaty College Girl Butt Stinky Panties
or Beggin’ for a Peggin’ /Schultzy
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sweaty College Girl Butt Stinky Panties is my fave
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
That's not clever though, it's just like what I would type in for a google image search.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Faces Loaded is gold.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It really is...Reminds me of nintendo.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
Faces Loaded with Dennis Eckersley on the cover
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
That's what makes it so brilliant...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
You hear about Tori Black being arrested?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
Nah what'd she do?
Something hot I hope.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Not at all.
I want to make an honest woman out of her.
But man she sure does love dongs of all colors…
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/01/tori-black-arrested-after-breast-milk-fight
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
She's the most vocal about putting things in her butt too.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
I'd have to go with ' I want you to make my mouth pregnant'
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Best reply fail ever.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 26, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
or 'Reply Fail'
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
That's what I was gonna go with
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Can I just say how excited I am about TG IV?
Frakking PUMPED.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 26, 2012 11:21 AM CST via Android app reply actions
!!!
wooo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
I had Land Shark..
I kept thinking about candygrams the whole time, though.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
i enjoy me a good landshark. one of my favorite beers.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
It is very solid.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
There are a lot of SNL haters around these parts.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
I dunno.. but I kept giggling as I thought about it.
I’m 23, so you old farts should definitely know
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
23? Old fogey
/22
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
You both are ancient!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
SHUT UP, PROCHASKA
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Landshark is good
I’m not a beer expert though
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Anything above that I should read?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Porn titles.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I saw ponies
Instead of porn titles
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
newt gingrich wants to make the moon a state
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
uhh what?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I put a link up higher in the thread
He wants to put a permanent base on the moon, and if it reaches 13,000 americans he wants to make it a state.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
yes, reading now.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I want to elect him.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
Yay!
I don’t care about TNT curmudgeoning… these are fun and wholesome.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
...gingers.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
TDT?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
The ones above were greatness...
loved the upside down helicopter dog.
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 12:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I found that weird part of YouTube again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt7dK62QdLM&feature=related
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 26, 2012 11:40 AM CST reply actions
What channel is the all start draft on tonight?
Don’t say NBCSN, please.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
NHL Network
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Jan 26, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Saweet
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
alright....wanna run something by y'all....wife is taking kids to see her mom in Little Rock tomorrow thru Sunday..my wife has already told me I don't have to go if I don't wanna.
Option 1: I go (5 hr drive). Free booze with the potential for some quality fare (steaks, gumbo, jambalaya, etc..). I would have to do the normal stuff I do here plus I would have to be around my in-laws (lots of other kids, mother-in-law) but I would get some more scoreboard points towards my Spring Training 2013 trip.
Option 2: Stay here. No wife, no kids. Just me. Will go to some friends house for food one night…have the ability to go knee-up at a bar during the middle of the day and watch athletic events (fuck I miss that)….can eat ice cream directly out of the carton while in my underwear…eat terrible food…maybe look over some policy for my new job…
so?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Question:
How important is the Spring Training 2013 trip to you?
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 26, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
Important.
But I seriously don’t think this would be a game changer.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You have built enough plenty of points for that trip already.
So stay here
by Texas Jihad on Jan 26, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
not english
you have done enough already
by Texas Jihad on Jan 26, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
If it were me.. I would totally risk future fun for immediate fun.
Especially when the type of immediate fun you mention doesn’t seem to be too common.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I don't see how this is a question.
Beer isn’t that expensive and you could drink it in the nude if you so desired.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Number 2 all the way.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
But #2 is overrated!
— can we get Hatcher back
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
Is this a real question?
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 12:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 26, 2012 11:47 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
hehehe
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
NICE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
It's funny because it's true.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
wat
Girl collapses after eating only chicken nuggets for 15 years
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
what took so long? I'd collapse in 15 minutes..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
humanity sucks
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
wow.....wtf is this world coming to?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Something wierd about this, beside the obvious freak show.
Parenting much?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well not saying that she did a good job parenting
but if you read to the bottom she went as far as starving her to try and break her at some point.
Whenever I see weird shit like this I assume it either takes place in the UK or Florida.
For some reason all the weird shit seems to happen there.
Wouldja?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
legal, right?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Where applicable.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
hahaha
I do not know why I love this
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
me either but its gold
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Very Mitch Hedberg
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
hahaha I love that one
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 26, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Whoah, I didn't realize all of them were one image.
That’s stupid. I just wanted one.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Bell's Hopslam cask tonight
Do I go to the bar and skip soccer
Go to the bar then LOL@soccer
Go to soccer and pray to the Gods the cask is still there after?
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I just realized you guys might not even have access to Bell's Brewery stuff
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 26, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
One of the bigger things I miss about living in Chicago...
fucking fantastic.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yeah, last year my GF and I dropped serious cash and just got ourselves 3 cases of it
We learned the hard way though that a freshly hopped DIPA doesn’t taste that great after 3 months in the cellar
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 26, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
Beer talk always......
makes me want a beer.
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 12:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Greatest sing along song while in a car packed with friends
Is definitely “el scorcho”
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 26, 2012 12:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Did that laptop come in yet?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
get a camera
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
get a penis enlarger
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Get tested for STDs
Or get a stuntock and get him tested.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Money
Can’t make movies without girls. Can’t get girls without money.
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 12:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Let's assume I have the money. I need some direction here.
We can call it, “Lone Star Balls©”
by blakethegr8 on Jan 26, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
Set up a fake audition/interview
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Oh, so we're going for originality?
That’s where you end up with T-Swift getting tossed around like a game of cornholio between 6 black guys.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Well, that really isn't exatly original either
Actualy, to be fair, originality in porn at this point is nearly impossible.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Just brainstorming here, but
how many midgets do you think could fit on one horse?
by blakethegr8 on Jan 26, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck it.
Clydesdale. I say 5.
Hopefully enough to film an interracial midget orgy on a stampeding horse.
by blakethegr8 on Jan 26, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
I think this whole "midgets on horseback" thing has legs
by blakethegr8 on Jan 26, 2012 12:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I want the horse moving.
Half midget porn, half rodeo, all entertaining.
by blakethegr8 on Jan 26, 2012 1:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nope.
The “dark path” has been done, too.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Taylor Swift likes at least two in her dark path during each gangbang.
At least.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
How's this
WANTED
Eager young thespians wanting to get in on the ground floor of a budding media empire. Flexibility required as hours and job requirements will vary. Applicants should not be afraid of snakes. Please attach a picture and 5 reference letters to resume. Hourly wages, child care available. Thank you.
by blakethegr8 on Jan 26, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
How about this one.
DO YOU LIKE BEING FUCKED!?!?!?!
DO YOU LIKE GETTING PAID!?!?!?! $$$$$$$$$$$$$
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PAID TO GET FUCKED!?!?!?!?!
GET PAID OUT THE ASS TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$?
by blakethegr8 on Jan 26, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
This actually works really well.
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 12:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I want this guy to do the late night infomercial recruiting
by blakethegr8 on Jan 26, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
Gonna need a new suit.
Those question marks need testicles in your line of work.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
Grow a mustache
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 26, 2012 12:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This Albert Knobbs movie is fuckin freaky.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Just saw a commercial for that.
I haven’t looked into it. I know she’s playing a dude. What’s the story? Why is it freaky?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
She looks freaky playing a dude in that trailer.
That’s pretty much all I’ve got right now.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ah, thought you had seen it.
Didn’t know if it was out of not.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Anybody checked out the new maps for MW3?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 12:45 PM CST reply actions
there's a pit bull serial killer on the loose in Houston..
I say stick him in a ring with ten of them..
http://houston.cbslocal.com/2012/01/24/serial-killer-targeting-pit-bulls-in-houston-area/
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Hey TNT... comeatmebro.gif
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Jan 26, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
YESSSSSSSSS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
lOl
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
A real bitch slap.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Well then have a nap.
AND FIRE ZE MISSILES.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's a shame that things like this will be forgotten in years to come.
It should be in a museum with the rest of the world’s art.
A gallery of all of the stuff that went viral on the internet would make my head explode.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I was actually thinking of that video when I posted this haha
A burden should never be something out of your control.
About that time, eh chap?
Right-o.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Eat a handful of almonds and drink a full glass of filtered water.
Then do some yoga and meditation.
Or you could just snort some meth.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
lol
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
oc is asking why you don't post anymore over in the Brisbee thread.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I think Ollie is a little out of sorts...the job thing can be pretty harsh/traumatic...
losing a job sucks especially when the boss is a jerk…I’ve been there.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
x
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
As you should.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Maryland is of my favorite state names.
And Alaska. Just sounds cool.
California is too hard say, and every time I hear New Mexico, I think of Homer’s line “There’s a New Mexico?” Oklahoma is obvs terrible, but Delaware sucks too.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Take THAT, UNT!
Try to pay me to do my job, will ya…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I have a weird taste in my mouth
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:15 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Did someone make your mouth pregnant?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
haha oh my :)
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
he has a small mouth
don’t get too excited
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
well that won't work then!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
This thread has apparently gone to the dogs.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
How the fuck did I not think of doing this first
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Don't we all, titfish.
Don’t we all.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
If I stare at them long, they'll just pop out, right?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
That is balla.
And awful to do to that dog.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I hope he got all 38
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
haha that's awesome.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I wish my Golden could play Jenga like that.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
That dog is thinking
" Ok Master, one day…you will go to sleep and not wake up"
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Related:
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 26, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahaha. That's my favorite one yet.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Fuck it all, I'm buying a golden retriever puppy this weekend.
I don’t care what Aquawife says.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is an excellent decision.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Get a rescue dog.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
This.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Yup.
Or at least get one from a shelter.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Got ours as a puppy
from a rescue group. Had her 7 years and she is the best dog ever. Spoiled as hell but a great dog.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
This is a good idea.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
also makes it less likely she will send it back!
(right?)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
All you gotta do is tell her
‘you know what the do to those dogs in those places, right?’
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
A fine idea, to be sure.
But I want a puppy for my daughter and I want to be able to know exactly what breed it is.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Maybe I'm thinking of this wrongly, then.
Do you know of a golden retriever rescue place where I can get a puppy?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'd start here
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
well, i guess these are adults available right now
good looking dogs though… makes my heart swell
http://ww2.rescuegoldens.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&view=wrapper&Itemid=14
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Fender is a straight badass.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Rescue places are really easy to find.
Just google search the breed of the dog + rescue. You can add location to the search to narrow it down if you want.
The only thing about rescue is that puppies are probably not that common.
Most rescues are probably something like 2-6 years old or around that. If you look you can probably find a puppy though and I guarantee it will be cheaper than buying from a store or breeder.
ugh... pet stores
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I will never buy from a store.
Those dogs are not well taken care of and are not usually bred particularly well. They get their puppies from puppy farms, which as cute as that sounds, is a terrible way to ensure healthy animals.
puppy mills can eat the fattest cock
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Not to mention the puppies at rescues have all shots allowable to their age included in their adoptions fees...
And are already fixed.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Was about to link this one actually.
A lot of rescue websites will show pictures of dogs up for adoption as well.
This one has the list of available ones.
Has a one year old, and a 7 mos old that’s about to be available.
Dog racist.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I'd go as far as to call him a Nazi...
Looking for that perfect race and all.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
All other breeds shall be locked up.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
purebreds are $$$$$$.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
most vets can determine what a breed is by looking at them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yeeep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
For what its worth
11 years ago I got my Lab mutt puppy at the downtown Dallas SPCA.
Simply put, it’s in the top ten decisions I’ve made in my life.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 26, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
Likewise...
Got my lab/pointer 3 years ago. He’s the awesomest. Not to mention Aqua’s daughter won’t give two shits what breed it is once she gets it home.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ours is a mix of
Border Collie, Australian Cattle, and about 2-3 others tossed in. Got her at 6 weeks old from the Coppell shelter and has been an amazing pet since. I don’t she knows she’s not a human. Spoiled mutt.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
"Crash" is completely loyal too.
One of the worst days of my life was 4 days after I got him. He was sick as all get-out so I took him to the vet. They diagnosed him with Parvo and told me it didn’t look good. I was totally broke so I couldn’t keep him at my vet but the shelter has a clinic so I took him back to try to get him treated. I’ll never forget that dog looking up at me as we got to the shelter, he thought he was going back. Gahhhh. Broke me up.
I took up to the counter and told them the situation. The said “well you can trade him in for a new dog or we can try to get him better”. I stood in utter disbelief at what I was just told. I said, “I think we need to try to save him”. He was quarantined with an IV for 2 weeks and was not allowed to leave his kennel. He beat it the tough SOB.
One of my happiest days was picking him up.
cs,b
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 26, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
Vcs,b
Got Cooper as a rescue. He was, apparently, found running down the street with a rope around his neck at about 2 months old. He’s now 7 years old and still acting like a puppy. That dog cracks me up and annoys the crap out of me on a regular basis. Wouldn’t trade him for anything, though.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
As an owner of one for 8 years
I fully support this.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Jenga! Jenga!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Speaking of Jenga
I noticed they were playing this on BBT the week before last and was like “they’re playing Jenga but it’s Donkey Kong, how cool is that?”
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
i am sad this hasnt been here yet
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
this is fantastic !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
hah
hadn’t seen this episode… love it
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
is this from one of those webepisodes?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
nope
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
I just watched every episode and I don't remember this.
Damn.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
so if Trent Richardson somehow falls to 14
how hard to you have to think about taking him?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
about this long
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
its a serious question
if you have kirkpatrick, ingram/upshaw and richardson all at 14, do you still go w/ him?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
(it is my opinion that you do, as im not 100% sold on dre, nor on taking a guard that high and i think richardson > the other 2 guys)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
if trent is available, i dont see how you cant take him.
i think its great value. or, shop around the pick if he falls to us. id bet new england would love to dump one of its first rounders to grab trent.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
Wouldn't happen.
Secondary or pash rush.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
if that happens, im down for upshaw as well.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
really is.
but that might be a bit overkill. we could add a top flight defensive player and then target guard or center in the 3rd or 4th round or something.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
bunting doesnt like him either
fwiw
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
How can I forget my favorite dog of all time?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
heh
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Razzoos is awesome
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 1:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
And the sluts sitting across the bar.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
those are so good
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I know aI know a girl who Likes every photo of herself on Facebook.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 26, 2012 1:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Got that beard started?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
New CBS isn't started yet.
Regardless, though, you can’t start one and come to work. Has to be fully grown in.
I’ll think about it the first time I get several days off. I normally have a goatee when I’m not here.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 26, 2012 5:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
*CBA
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 26, 2012 5:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts. She'll make ya breakfast. She'll make ya toast
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Jan 26, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I wish I could rec this.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 26, 2012 5:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Got ya covered PK
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
It was fucking Ohpeedoh!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I got a girl, she loves her dog.
I got a girl, I love her dog too!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
I need something to do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Masterbate and then go sit on the can.
Or the other way around… doesn’t really matter.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
you think I didn't already do this today?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What, you have a limit?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
not all of us have your stamina
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Do it again.
Then go watch fourteen consecutive episodes of 30 Rock on Netflix.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
not a fan of 30 rock
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
don't give up on me, jam
don’t you give up on me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You gave up on me :(
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Mastur of your own domain, huh?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
I was wondering if it was u or e... didn't look right.
Didn’t really want to google it at work.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Heh
Good call.
“Um, can you come to my office for a moment? HR would like a word.”
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
How dirty is your kitchen?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
pretty spotless
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 1:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well nevermind then.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
if y'all won't entertain me
I guess I will have to entertain myself
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:05 PM CST via Android app reply actions
i agree.
the dog pics are not funny
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously, dude
What is wrong with you?!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
nobody prefers cats
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
But they're not people..sooooo
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I do
Much rather have a cat than a dog.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I SAID NOBODY
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like both equally.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
fuck you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
NO FUCK YOU.
CATS ARE AWESOME AND DOGS ARE TOO.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
full blown cats suck worse than big tills opinions
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
One way to think about it.
Does anybody actually hate dogs? Is it even possible? I know it is possible to hate cats.
no way
who could hate a dog? now a certain breed? yes. fuck chihuahuas
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yes, fuck chihuahuas and other little yappy rat/cat dogs.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Chihuahua's everywhere
tremble in fear of your hatred towards them.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
oh, I know
I know
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Anytime I hear someone say they don't like dogs..
I have to sit down or grab something so I don’t pass out. They’re the best creatures on this planet. I would fight people if it involved the well being of my beagle.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
So damn loyal, too.
No matter what the hell has happened during the day.. I could get fired, dumped, punched in the face, or even I could have done something regrettable to someone else.. but my dog will always see me, wag his tail, and stay right at my side
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
you people always make me want a dog
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's one of the coolest and saddest things about dogs
The dogs that are treated well by their owners are so very loyal to them. Unfortunately, the dogs that are beaten and treated like crap by their owners? Yeah, they are just as loyal and it ends up costing them.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly..
that’s why those stupid fucking Sarah McLaghlin (spelling?) always make my room a little dusty..
those dogs are treated so badly, I can’t help but think of them trying to love on their owners only to get beaten away over and over. Terribly sad.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Ugh
It seems my cubicle is a bit dustier today than normal. Weird.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
That's like watching my dog react to a thunderstorm.
He will get pissed, go outside, and bark at the sky while hopping around the backyard.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Right there with you
Came across a dog that got hit by a car a few months ago. She was still alive and in the middle of the road, unable to move because her injuries. The wife and I got her and took her to an emergency pet hospital for care. I got so pissed off/upset on the way home that night. Just can’t understand how someone could hit a dog and then just drive away and let it suffer without help.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah..
the first real experience I had with a dog, there was this house that backed up to the elementary school across the street from my house (paging mizzou, the back of ditto, behind the basketball court near the big drain).. there was a huge lab back there with scars all over his back and sides.. he was hit by a car on green oaks, and wandered into the school yard.. an old man who lived at that house saw him struggling and basically picked him up and got him back to health
I was home-schooled through 5th grade, and almost every day I would walk over there and pet him, throw him tennis balls/sticks of wood, etc., and he would always play with me. sweetest freaking dog of all time.. Started my love of dogs.
It wasn’t even like I raised him or fed him or was his master.. just his disposition was amazing.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Yep, they are amazing creatures.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
By the way, good on you.
you’re a solid dude.. you’re not gonna die today.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Ha!
Thanks. Means a lot.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
LSJ does...
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I do.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
that would be even worse
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
haha. sad cats are funny
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
yes.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Looks as if Nermal finally met his end and someone feels bad about it...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't mind kittens
but then they turn into full blown cats
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I assumed that was the case
Hence the question…
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
i just feel like being difficult today
now…LEAVE ME ALONE AHHHH
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Wanna hug it out?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
It starts with hugging it out
but before you know it, you are onstage with TNT and friends singing “Against the Wind” in front of a room full of drunks in Addison.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
>emails self to remember to sing against the wind next karaokee session
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Damn I love karaoke
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm boney, I'm boney
leave me aloney
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Paging GB 04
Confirmed tapping of Deep Ellum IPA a the Petrol Station in Houston next week.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 26, 2012 2:07 PM CST reply actions
Hmm
Just traded away Shelby Miller for Jurickson Profar and Tyler Skaggs
I think I win
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Where the fuck did you do this?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
depends on what you think of skaggs
i always go with the high ceiling pitching prospect though (miller)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
I like Skaggs quite a bit
not an ace, but a number 2. Gets groundballs which will help in Arizona, limits walks, the ability to rack up Ks with his curve and a changeup that’s almost there. It also doesn’t hurt that he’s in the NL West
I like Skaggs a lot
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
see then thats your deal
id personally rather have miller but depending on your situation/skaggs i can see the reason to do it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
I drafted Miller at 11 last year I think
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
that's what I was thinking..
motherfucker..we can do tradez and shit already?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
carribean queen
now we’re sharing the same dream
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:22 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Really are bored, aren't you...
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
And our hearts they beat as one.
No more love on the run.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Day drinking is one of my favorite kinds of drinking
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I thought about doing this but then I get tired around 8
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can't find my TV remote.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I attatched a string to my tv remote
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
So it's like a tampon
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Not from lack of effort..
the remote to the tv in my bedroom has seen more water than an inner city swim team.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
a little bit..
I’m just terrible with losing the remote.. one time I lost it for like 3 days before I found it in my car…
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
It was in my blanket.
So now I am able to watch Californication at a volume level I can hear.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
looks like a cosby show kinda day
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions
xx
laxtonto (locked in my office..): Alfaro…. Marte…. Guzman… Who is the next one that we get to start hearing rumors about…
Jason Parks: LHP Yohander Mendez will be the next big pitching prospect in the Rangers system.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
xx
Jason Parks: Mazara is just starting his professional journey and he has a very high-ceiling. It could be years until some of that potential starts to manifest itself on a field. Patience is necessary when you sign high-ceiling 16 year-olds from the Latin American market. No reason to have any knee-jerk reaction about the player at this stage of the game, especially when nobody (or very few) on that site has seen the kid play in game action. It’s going to be okay. Just give it time."/>
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
xx
laxtonto (locked in my office..): Can give me something to keep some of LSB from breaking a leg with the kind of knee jerking going on with Mazara.
Jason Parks: Mazara is just starting his professional journey and he has a very high-ceiling. It could be years until some of that potential starts to manifest itself on a field. Patience is necessary when you sign high-ceiling 16 year-olds from the Latin American market. No reason to have any knee-jerk reaction about the player at this stage of the game, especially when nobody (or very few) on that site has seen the kid play in game action. It’s going to be okay. Just give it time.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Just asked his opinion on Skaggs
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
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Immanuel #Want (Prussia): Dallas Braden just got a tattoo of Rollie Fingers riding a dolphin under a rainbow. Your thoughts, please.
Jason Parks: That’s pretty cool. My friend has a tattoo of a stingray with a plate of fajitas on its back.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Attitudes like "hurr don't say we" piss me off too
Someone Watching a Twitter Fight (The Twittersphere): What is your stance on the use of “we,” “our,” et al by fans in reference to their team?
Jason Parks: I don’t have a problem with it. Fans pay the bills with their passion, and often times that passion is so intense and real that you feel like you are a part of the team you are cheering for. What’s the harm, really? To take a didactic stance that it’s wrong or inappropriate seems like a waste of time, especially when it doesn’t affect you. When I discuss the Dallas Cowboys, I say we. If you have a problem with my level of support, you can kiss my ass.
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 2:33 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Fantastic.
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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 26, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
y'all should just blow the end of this thread up with dog pictures
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by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 2:36 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I wasn't going to post one, but since you asked:
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Has anyone in here ever taken the TExES Secondary Math test?
Is so…have you taken any other subject tests, and any idea of how it compares in difficulty to others?
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