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Is that a ballpark...
or is Ringling Brothers setting up the circus in Miami?
"If he ain't struck you out, then you ain't nobody." - Ricky Henderson after Nolan Ryan's 5,000 strike out game
Mother of God
It's fun to do bad things.
by fake nolan ryan on Jan 26, 2012 12:33 PM CST reply actions
Exaggeration much?
We knew it was going to be big and gaudy.. I thought it would be about as big as three of those arches, at least…
Can’t wait to see it used anyway
Whoa.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, but most have things like totally unrelated trains at worst
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
not really
green monster
ivy walls
a fucking hill in centerfield.. (fucking idiots..)
trains
waterfalls (at one time)
the world’s largest television screen x2
a giant ‘A’ that lights up everytime the team wins
kiddie pools in the outfield
retractable roofs
by oc on Jan 26, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
That stupid apple the Mets have
None of those things are really this in-your-face horrible, though.
Well, maybe the hill in Houston.
Holy fuck that’s in our division next year. I just realized that.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Ban
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Dude, I think those are awesome, honestly
Kaufman is a nice park.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
It's a lot shittier-looking since they put stands in the OF
But yeah.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I hadn't heard the homeless shelter story.
Thats pretty ridiculous.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
x
Well, he might be pinned by gravity instead of paralyzed by fear, but that’s kind of a po-tay-to/po-tah-to thing. Look at that poor fool, slumped up against a wall in the fetal position, listening to the ungodly hum of the structure, wondering if there’s a way to throw some sort of fabulous, multi-colored bone into the air so we can just cut to the next scene in space already. And if that’s not possible, he has to find a way to hop on one of those painted clouds, crouch down for a bit, and run to the warp zone after he drops behind the structure. It’s his only chance.
Nice.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I kept waiting for the article reading "Marlins scrap gaudy Home Run sculpture idea."
and it never came.
I can’t believe they’re doing this. This is multi-colored Rangers blowpop helmets x10,000.
Unbelievable.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Gay or not gay?
"If he ain't struck you out, then you ain't nobody." - Ricky Henderson after Nolan Ryan's 5,000 strike out game
Liberace would call this thing "faggy"
am I allowed to use this joke?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
LAMF used the word in his handle and nothing was ever said
by oc on Jan 26, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
He did abandon that handle like two years or more ago, though.
I always wondered if it was on request of SBN.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
BigGuns?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i haven't seen BigGuns post in awhile
maybe the offseason?
by oc on Jan 26, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
today
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He posts all the time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
...
…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Don't think so
Seems like he changed it the same time a bunch of people changed their names. About the same time as you.
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
by WyoRanger on Jan 26, 2012 1:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
no it wasn't.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
it's an epileptic seizure gone bad
so bad, so wrong
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I mean the Marlins ownership for wanting this.
"If he ain't struck you out, then you ain't nobody." - Ricky Henderson after Nolan Ryan's 5,000 strike out game
I could watch this for hours
and laugh the whole time.
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
i'm watching this high, listening to Sadat X
it’s quite amazing
by oc on Jan 26, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
That's why the Marlins home opener promotion is pacifiers.
They’re encouraging acid and X trips while enjoying the Marlin “hip hop” dancers.
by kchorton on Jan 26, 2012 1:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
bring your own vicks and gas masks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
The words "Leagalize It!" light up when a Marlin hits a homerun
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 1:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I seriously thought this was a joke for the longest time.
It had to have been. Until it wasn’t.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
me too
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Now that they are actually building it, it all seems real.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Is Gloria Estefan the new Vice President for Marketing?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Wha.. I don...
The heck?!
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 1:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The birds.
So terrible.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Brisbee is growing on me
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He's like if Jon Bois and Jeff Sullivan had a baby
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 26, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
The only guy at Baseball Nation that is truly terrible
is Yellon.
How the fuck he got that gig, I’ll never know.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
isn't he the cubs lunatic
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Yep.
And that’s his bullshit on BN too. It’s like a Bill Simmons only a million times more insufferable and without any strain of affability. I can only assume he has naked photos of Rob Neyer and a pit bull or something.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
lol
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 1:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Marlolins
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Now what I'm wondering is how they can have it that close to the batters eye.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
It won't be doing anything during ABs.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well yeah, but still
Scale and gaudyness-wise…
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
got to be massively distracting for sure
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Especially if the Marlins plan on using it
as punishment whenever a home run is hit against them.
That could… be effective.
Agreed especially for LH hitters against righties
They make stadiums change tarps over seats and even what color people are wearing in cf seats. That’s a technicolor nightmare. If hitters can really see the seams spinning on a baseball that’s going to be a distraction.
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
by WyoRanger on Jan 26, 2012 2:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Is the back going to be open, or are they just not finished with the back of the stadium?
Is its open thats going to be murder during the day.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
That's what I was thinking earlier when I read this.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Florida, man...
I swear to God.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I can't wait to see this thing in action
Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.
Maybe they can install
A giant MoneyPenis on greens hill that becomes erect after each home run. The Natural theme can stay as it would sound appropriate.
by Aircooled on Jan 26, 2012 2:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This ballpark would absolutely terrify me if I was on acid.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This was my favorite
Toki: Clowns are, statistically, the most hated of all creatures.
Skwisgaar: Statisticallies or not, but, uh, just don'ts likes this guy.
by Dr.Rockso on Jan 26, 2012 5:55 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
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