OT II "what a long strange trip"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 2:38 PM CST
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PrintJune 12, 1970, no-hitter
Ellis pitched a no-hitter against the San Diego Padres on June 12, 1970. He would admit in 1984 to being under the influence of LSD throughout the course of the game.[2] Ellis had been visiting friends in Los Angeles under the impression that he had the day off, and he was still high when his friend's girlfriend told him that he had to pitch a game against the Padres that night. Ellis boarded a shuttle flight to the ballpark and threw a no-hitter, despite not being able to feel the ball or see the batter or catcher clearly.[3] Ellis said that catcher Jerry May wore reflective tape on his fingers, which helped Ellis to see his signals. Ellis walked eight batters and struck out six, and was aided by excellent fielding plays by second baseman Bill Mazeroski and center fielder Matty Alou.[4] Because the no-hitter was the first game of a double header, Ellis was forced to keep track of the pitch count for the night game.[5]
As Ellis recounted it:
I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters, and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes, I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire, and once I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix, who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me.[6]
The incident inspired the songs "Dock Ellis" by indie rock singer Barbara Manning, "America's Favorite Pastime" by folk singer Todd Snider, "Dock Ellis' No-No" by Chuck Brodsky,[7] and "LSD (The Ballad of Doc Ellis)" by Boston rock band Random Road Mother. Robin Williams has incorporated the tale into a standup routine for HBO. [8] An animated short film about the game, "Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No", features narration in Ellis's own voice, taken from a 2008 radio interview
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Haters to the left
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
more spensive than TWC
i like what TWC has to offer better too, especially on the internet side.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
disagree.. I got a great promo rate... and locked in rate after the promotional period
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
yeah and that was usually about $200 more over the life of the whole contract.
and you can get 20mbps with TWC for about the same price as 12mbps for att
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
i dont konw what mbps is....
Im switching to FIOS march 15.. so I played the promo rate and pretty much got free cable and internet for 6 months with the gift cards they gave me back.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
TWC has done a lot to improve their speed in a number of areas.
That said, I still hate them and would only recommend them if Charter was the other option.
TWC isn't particularly cheap
and if you keep an eye out you should be able to get a good price from AT&T for 12 months.
been looking for the past 2 months pretty much.
everything was pointing to TWC. cheaper, better internet, same channels, extra months of premium, $100 in credit. it was consitently $200 cheaper and for more stuff
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Where are you at?
I know I’ve seen prices lower than what I had with TWC previously. Just never been in a location where it was possible to get the service.
irving.
options were TWC and ATT
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
My U-verse is about the same as what my TWC was.
And I have more premium channels.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
anyone with TWC want to share their login
so i can use the watchESPN app?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Internet speeds are good. I like the TV. With tons of TVs it's a bad option (limited bandwidth)
But I like them. Best high-speed option I think if you don’t have FIOS available to you
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yes, love the services.. switched from TWC (paying 99 a month for shitty cable and internet)
to U-Verse for 59.99 a month and they gave me 250.00 in gift cards for switching… and only had to sign 6 month contract.. it was nice.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
This is all great info.
Superthanks.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Jan 26, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Forget TWC or Uverse
and go with FiOS.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
have them
blah with them
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
Yes,
though it’s been getting pricier lately.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
Dogs
Somebody was asking in the last thread if anyone didn’t care for dogs. I don’t despise them, and wouldn’t rule out having one someday, but I’m not particularly fond of most of them.
Reason being- as I’ve mentioned before, I have Tourette Syndrome, and part of my TS is that I don’t generally like being touched unless I initiate it. Dogs like to jump on me, and this makes me extremely uncomfortable. Cats, OTOH, do not do this so much.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
The problem is that many people do not train their dogs not to jump on people.
And they always seem to hit you in the balls when they jump up on you.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
all my dogs have known not to jump up on people
a knee to the chest when they jump up is a reminder to not do it anymore.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
few nights ago mine jumped up onto the couch straight onto my crotch
that fucking hurt, we’re not talking a tiny dog shes about 60-65lb
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
This actually makes sense.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That makes sense
And, I get why some people aren’t comfortable around dogs, I just love most of them.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
I must've missed that
I fucking hate dogs.
Although it’s not really just dogs, it’s animals in general. Dogs are just the most numerous and annoying suburban animal.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Well isn't this predictable.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
It shouldn't be predictable
By now I’d think people would just know.
I’ve made my stance on the subject quite clear many times.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
You felt the need to share it, so even you didn't think it was something people would just know.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Jan 26, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I feel like it's a stance that should be reiterated
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Heh.
I almost never pick on LSJ, and touted his candidacy to be the new writer for this site.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
You and ab03 were both bonkers
Luckily Adam would never considering hiring me anyway.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
youve made your stance on so many things you hate
cant quite keep track of it
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I like dogs ok. But I do prefer cats.
I am a bit germophobic, and I do not like dog smell. So after I touch a dog, I have to wash my hands, or I will go crazy.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Eh, we do a good job of keeping our cat's litterbox clean.
So other than right after he has pooped, you can’t really smell it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
THIS, love cats, they're awesome....
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
my nose is super sensitive to litter smell
so if its not the urine i smell, its the litter
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
My grandparents hate animals therefore they hate dogs
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 26, 2012 3:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
hear about this douchebag who punted a kitten 18 feet, was in yesterdays news..
animal abusers are so disgusting to me..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/25/percy-love-kicks-kitten-o_n_1231794.html
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
what a fuck face
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
look at that stupid face, don't you just want to slap it??
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
well yeh...a be-heading would be more fitting..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I thought we could build a giant sling shot
and take turns shooting him through a field goal from 40 yards away.
LOL! oh we missed, let's try again!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
FIRE IN THE HOLE
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
18 feet?
I would have expected at least 20.*
*I’m kidding. That is sick.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
did you get your kitten yet?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I'm not getting a kitten.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
oh thought you said your daughter wanted one..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
no they are not
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
My daughter wants anything that you ask her if she wants.
“Do you want a machine gun?”
“OOOOH, DADDY, I want machine gun!!!”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
If they let her bring her Cars toys with her, she's down.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
oh yeh here it is..
My wife really wants to get a cat despite the fact that she is mildly allergic.
Because my daughter was at my parents’ house for almost two months and just adored their cats.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
That kind of fizzled out.
I think I could talk her into a cat if I really wanted to.
I’m working on a puppy right now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I would love a machine gun
My commute to work each morning would be 100 times more fun.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I would love an AR-15 with a silencer for hog hunting.
Although it would be semi-auto so therefore not a true machine gun.
I've been very close to buying a suppressor a few times.
Something else always seems to pop-up and stop me though.
im about to get one i think
just because i can…probably just for a 22 though for fun
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
22 suppressors are great.
They are the only ones that get “hollywood” quiet. My first will be a 7.62 can. So I can use it on most of my rifles.
7.62 NATO ?
I’ve read that the aac300 suppresses very well
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
It's for a 308, which is basically the same.
you talking about the 300 blackout? I’ve read a lot on it, but i’m invested in the 6.8 for hunting. I’m building another rifle, but I don’t know if I want another 5.56 or maybe go crazy and build a 458 socom.
Those are pretty expensive to feed though.
i just want rockets mounted where my fog lights are
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
hey
I want a machine gun. Another one.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
i wish it was legal to pistol whip those fuckers
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
LSJ hates dogs
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I see this has been covered
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I got us tickets for april 8th in the new CF section of the ballpark.
you’re welcome.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't realize we were a forum.
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 26, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
A hive mind
Like the Borg.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
You're foolin' yourself.
We’re living in a dictatorship.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
$12 to spend tonight at the bar..
Pitcher?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That's like 6 pitchers on a Sunday night at SHiloh.
/themoreyouknow
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
But I've already been to the bar today.
I’m ready for a nap
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
/Journalism
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
two double whiskey and sprites
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Denton Prices :)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Just tell em you know Moe.
/she runs Denton.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
"that'll be &8.50"
“uh, does Moe know about this?”
“ok, ok….$5. Juse don’t tell her about this, ok?!”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Thus why I love drinking in Denton.
I miss 50-cent Well Nights. They had to raise the prices, didn’t they?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
See what I was hoping for was a solid thirsty thursday
2 dollar beers.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
ehh.. i just wouldnt go.. 12 bucks at a bar would just frustrate me to death...
unless it was 2 dollar 24 oz coors lights.. then i would get 5 and drink them in 30 minutes
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
and of course have 2 dollars left for 2 cheesy frito burreets on the way home
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Well, it's been a lonnggggg time since I've been paid
so my fun money is just about out..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Nah, that would make you a catcher.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 26, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
If you're buying
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Nice.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Go get 5 Mickey's 40s and drink yourself into oblivion.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
not a bad idea
Edward 40-hands
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Just as long as no one plays that stupid fucking bull-moose game
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
what is this game?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You have to carry your drink in your right hand (which is gay because that takes out my dominant hand)
if anyone sees you with your drink in your left, they can call bull-moose and then you have to chug whatever is left in your drink.
Fucking. Stupid.
I will leave a party if they play that. How the fuck am I supposed to play beer pong and keep my side beer?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
oh
I don’t play drinking games. I like to drink at my own pace
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
see that I would be a little more okay with.. hold it in your off hand
but this holding it in the dominant hand thing? fuck no.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
What if you're ambidextrous?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
That sounds vaguely familiar..
but I lived with the same people for 2 1/2 years with the same neighbors after I moved out.. so we always partied together.. just rotated apartments hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
that wouldn't go well
my right hand is my nut scratchin hand.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
If you lived in acollege town, you could drink for 12 bucks.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Uh.. that's right.
I could go to College area (SDSU)
fine ladies, nice dive bars.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
different
it’s almost a little fruity… including the labeling/bottle
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29/76899/?ba=donmonkey1
I may be headed to a bar tonight or tomorrow in SD with a lady friend
not sure where. I have a feeling you hang out in the gaslamp district
Nice..
Honestly I can go anywhere.. the only place that’s a real hike for me is Mission Valley
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That place is awesome..
I was on there for the Navy’s birthday.. got such bad sunburn haha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I don't really know them,
but I know a guy who knows a guy who just lost a crown and accidentally swallowed it. The dentist suggested finding it ‘when it passes’, bringing it back in, and they’ll clean it and re-attach it. Way cheaper than a new crown, apparently.
Don’t think I could do that. Digging around would be bad enough… but the thought of putting that back in my mouth and chewing with it makes me pretty sure I’d just pay the hundreds and thousands for a new crown.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
"This too shall pass..."
And when it does, I’ll superglue it in yo mouth.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
"And when it does, I’ll superglue it in yo mouth."
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Yeah, I don't think I could put that back in my mouth either.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
twss
i could do this all night.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
haha what the hell
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Pretty sure its six months.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I tried contracting some Mexicans to play in our command basketball game..
Didn’t work out well, buddy.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That's because you tried to get Mexicans to play basketball.
You should have known better.
Seriously though, Mexicans have taken over a good number of trades, but there are some that they have a hard time getting into because of the skilled labor requirements for those trades.
I agree with this.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
They didn't..
apparently if a player is riding on another’s shoulders, he doesn’t have to abide by the law of dribbling.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
And it's not like we could physically stop him
that would be a foul :(
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
DAMN YOUR RULES
SEMPER FI BLAH BLAH BEEFCAKE, BEEFCAKE!!!!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
It's true.
Pretty much had an escort to the basket at all times..
they struggled with defense though.. quite vulernable.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
The Navy probably kept going for their rear.
by BHill on Jan 26, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You know the back door was always open
and it was exploited consistently by seaman.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Yes. I got fired for attendance reasons, even though I constantly told me job to stop scheduling me so close to my school schedule, and was denied unemployment.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
There are numerous ways to get around this.
If you can show, through documentation, that they are knowingly not doing their job or not meeting the job descriptions set up by the employer, you can fire them whenever you want.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You can always beat unemployment if you fit into an exemption.
We fight that shit for clients all the time.
what happened to pheobe cates?
I enjoyed her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:02 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Still married to Kevin Kline, I think.
I also think she owns like a clothing boutique in NYC or some boring shit.
she is married to Kevin Kline?
bastard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And, for that matter, what happened to Lisa Kudrow?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
she died
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't believe you.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
like I am the type of person to lie
http://www.wikiobits.com/Obits/LisaKudrow
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Always kinda had a thing for Phoebe...
She was ahead of Monica for me. Obvs, a very distant second to Rachel.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Woah, really?
The only reason I watched Friends when it first came out was because 2/3 of the chicks were super hot. Never liked Kudrow.
me either
she wasn’t very attractive to begin with. then she got old
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would have sex with that woman.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
She still does some stuff from time to time I think.
None are blockbuster type movies though I think.
I spend 30 minutes of my work day explaining to a coworker the difference between "charge" and "charged"
Coworker still doesn’t understand and is mis-communicating information to a client. FML. Seriously.
In what context?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
In this context
Coworker “Dear client, we charge your card $100”
Client: “Why are you charging my card again. My card was already charged”
Coworker: “We aren’t”
Client: “I’m confused”
Coworker “We charge your card $100”
Client: “I’m confused”
Coworker to me: “Can you help”
Me: FML
facepalm.jpeg
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Is your Co-worker named Peggy?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
yikes.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
go ask parks questions on his chat
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/chat/chat.php?chatId=893
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
what ticket information did you get?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
I just had a scary moment
I ordered take out, got home and when I was about half way through the meal the restaurant called me. I expected to hear “FOR GOD SAKES DON’T EAT THAT FOOD!”
why did they call
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
WE GAVE YOU POISON FISH, NOT TASTY FISH!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I'll just leave this here to give you guys a happy thought today
“Miguel Cabrera is going to play third base,” Leyland said at Prince Fielder’s introductory press conference. “Let’s make that perfectly clear today.”
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
i would just bunt at miggy all game
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
then when he cheats.. just rip one at his fat face
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
We just need people on the third base wall waving turkey legs at him.
He’ll never be able to concentrate on defense.
Fuck that..
we’ll just wave handles of whiskey and vodka
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
bottles of whiskey
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
there was a home version?!?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Cattle Prod will be the only thing that slows him down..
..except for maybe a field sobriety test.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That's why plan B is the FST
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Rangers can use the Wash strategy... "just bunt to 1st and 3rd tonight you guys"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly what I was thinking.
Death by bunt.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Yes. Let's kill him.
Cause him to go into cardiac arrest from all the charging.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Glad that they cleared that up.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
So basically any pulled ball is going to have a solid chance to get through the hole.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
All of the holes.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
by Atticus F on Jan 26, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The hole field is whole.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Just like I like it.
/Taylor Swift
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
by crazy86er on Jan 26, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I hear she got blackmaled.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Taylor Swift likes black gangbangs
does them in shifts. then they have lunch
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the OT threads
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
nope
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it was made to troll schultzy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I want it to turn into a google search thing like Craig James Killed 5 Hookers
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I think that would be hard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You'd probably need to really get the meme going in like 4chan
or one of those places.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You'd have to find someone willing to go into that hellhole.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
someone should do that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can almost garuntee backlash from the Swift-ites in some form.
From what I’ve seen on tumblr, they’re pretty fanatical.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Which makes it even better
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Our revenge will come swiftly
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You heard it here first, everybody.
Taylor Swift has decreased her daily cocksumption to 16 from 24. 4 groups of 4 now.
We did this to ourselves.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
damn it
this better not screw up lunch
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 5:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
MORE SOUPER SALAD FOR US, CHROM!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Workin in a coal mine...
going down, down, down.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
TWSS
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
you need to see a doctor
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
IT'S ONLY BEEN 3 HOURS
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Peralta and Cabrera maybe the worst left side in baseball
And hell, Prince and Raburn are pretty shitty too.
Probably the worst defensive infield in baseball right there. Maybe even when Santiago plays.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
awwwww now I can relax..
awesome work-out
Mitch Moreland is on XM right now, he was boring me to tears on the drive home.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I feel so much better, you guys
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:20 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Was it all the puppy pictures?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 26, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
of course it was
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
It bugged me
and the more I get away, the more it bugs me.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Good movie
Not great.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
As a largely fictional sports story
it’s fine… but as a realistic baseball story, it’s not good at all and as a book adaptation it really kind of sucks.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Fucking purists.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I'm sorry I can't root for Jesus Christ Billy Beane
and his MISFIT ISLAND TOYS (please don’t mention his trio of stud starters, his MVP candidate up the middle, and the fact that division was dogshit, and they could have stuck someone with a Chris Davis like OBP in all three spots and still won the division handily)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
But really, did you expect anything different?
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
as a movie it was good
i went into it assuming it wouldnt hold true to the book, think thats what made me enjoy it more
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
So what are the top free anti-virus programs these days?
I’ve got ESET on my box, so I haven’t had to worry about fucking with a free one in forever. Won’t be able to afford putting it on my new laptop for awhile though, so I’ll need a good free one in the interim.
I used to have AVG on the box, but it made it slow as shit so I’m not real inclined to go back there.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
i like nod32
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
stop looking at beastiality
problem solved
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
fuck you ghost whisperer for making me think it said ghostbusters
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:22 PM CST via Android app reply actions
just talked w/ a ticket guy for tailgate
there are 40 tickets available for 4/7 – in both lexus club terrace (LF and RF) and in Upper Reserved.
you can see the areas at the bottom of the page here
Lexus Club Terrace tickets are going to be 25 / seat
Upper Reserved tickets are going to be 14 / seat
GO HERE AND LET ME KNOW WHICH ONE IS PREFERRED BY THE GROUP. we can also probably split between the two if people would rather do that…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
lexus club terrace. done. first 40 that signed up get tickets. done.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
or first 40 to pay!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
DIBS!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
fanpost updated
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
if/when we go to OT #3 please post this there as well as any other busy threads tonight.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
I need to reformat an old computer with a couple bad viruses
Except I have a problem. I plug in the windows disc and try and load up through the disc. It starts working for a minute and then a blue screen shows up telling me I have too little of some sort of memory. It says I can try booting through safe mode, which doesn’t make sense to me since I wasn’t booting directly into windows anyways.
Anybody experienced this before and have any suggestions?
Chevy Malibu Maxx
Thoughts? Lookin’ at two this weekend.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 26, 2012 3:28 PM CST reply actions
Meh..
I have the Malibu SS.. prefer it to the Maxx
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I don't need that much muscle.
Gotta be practical on this one on the account that my last truck was repoed.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 26, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
dodge stratus
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I AM IN CHARGE OF 20 PEOPLE
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Heh
The day I bought my Stratus, I did actually yell, “people fear me!” when I was driving it home. And since I’m our company’s QA person, there’s a better than zero chance some of my co-workers actually do.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Thoughts on "The Grey?"
Sorry if this has come up before. Had to do some work for a couple of hours.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Don't move..
STARE RIGHT BACK AT THEM
/chills and awesomeness and testosterone flowing
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
And that's all I needed to know.
I’m seeing it next week when I travel.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
whats not to like? Liam going one on one w/ a wolf.
bad fucking ass
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm looking forward to it
Didn’t think much of it when I saw the original trailer…but, as discussed in OT 1, trailers can be misleading.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
i'll see it for sure
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Liam Neeson's been in some crap movies lately.
Watched the Hitman and Taken back to back. The first is based on a video game and the second is supposed to be a gritty action/drama flick. I actually found Hitman less stupid.
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
what are you talking about?
Taken was awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
The first 20 mins of Taken are shit
After that, it’s pretty much Liam Neeson kicking ass for another hour.
And that is awesome.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
this is correct.
taken is not a good movie. but the fight scenes are pretty sweet
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Here's my review of Taken
Minutes 1-20: “Hey, I’m Liam Neeson. I’m a retired badass with a hot wife and college-age daughter who’s going off to Europe. Oh, holy shit, she’s been kidnapped.”
Rest of film: LIAM NEESON FUCKS PEOPLE UP IN INCREASINGLY AWESOME WAYS, GETS DAUGHTER BACK
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
It turns around when he says "They are going to take you."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
why make her get under the bed?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So it's harder to get her out and she can shout things into the phone as they try.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Or he could maybe just call the cops before they get her and maybe catch them at the building
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
but then he would have to Google the number
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Here's my problem
It’s supposed to be kinda realistic. French police can follow him and even lure him close to a trap. But when he’s driving 90 the wrong way for ten minutes not a cop to be seen. If a movie wants me to completely suspend disbelief, fine, but don’t try (and fail) to make sense at the same time.
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
you are getting all of aquas hate
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's dead to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I still say if Hollywood would grow some balls and get a director who wasn't a hack to do it
There are several video games which would make incredible movies. Fuck what Roger Ebert says.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Uncharted springs to mind.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Deus Ex
Halo
System Shock
Half-Life
Assassin’s Creed
StarCraft
Wing Commander (oh wait…)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
star fox
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
MECH FUCKING WARRIOR
Shit, that would be awesome. Of course, they would get Michael Bay or fuckin’ McG to direct it and it would end up being some lame-ass CGI wankfest (*transformerscough)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
uncharted would be awesome
they are gonna fuck it up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
They already started fucking it up when they cast Mark Wahlberg instead of Nathan Fillion.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
halo
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Ebert is like the most pulp-friendly critic out there.
Kind of a weird point of reference.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ebert's opinion on movies/videogames has pretty much defined the argument
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
On video games as a whole, sure
but he’s loved some really shitty action/sci-fi stuff. He’s not exactly high brow, except for his (wrong, admittedly) belief video games aren’t art.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
NBAJAM
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
road rash
battle toads
rampage
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Twisted Metal
Crazy Taxi
Berzerk
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Twisted Metal could actually be kinda awesome
Although there’s not really a whole lot of story there.
I shudder to think of the greasy, corn-laden turd of a movie Hollywood would turn that franchise into.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Ebert famously stated that video games were not art
and therefore could not successfully be translated to film.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
He tried to church it up with a bunch of pseudo-intellectual horseshit about "interractivity" and whatnot
but he was clearly just showing his age.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Same with the original Deus Ex
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
not art
/TDT
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 26, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Agree re: Taken
Boring.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
taken: see Jason Bourne as an old man
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'd go see this in the theater.
but I’m not sure I can contain the FUCK YEAH the first time Neeson goes mano a wolf.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 26, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Gonna see it this weekend.
And I will like it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Heh
Now here is a potential .gif face:
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
No play
for Mr. Grey
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I'm done with you folks.
Meet back here tomorrow. Same Ranger time. Same Ranger site.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
Same routine of masturbation in the shower.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
easier clean up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
President John Tyler's grandchildren are still alive..
He was born in 1790.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Shut the front door.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
huh?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
you are letting the heat out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It was a response of disbelief..
Shut the front door is a clean version of Shut the fuck up..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
ohhh i see..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah I read this earlier
Blew my fucking mind out the window.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry to hear that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Inorite?
Now it’s all soggy.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Part of this is because he Baby-Daddy'd his first wife into the grave
And then started a whole new litter with a much younger woman. I guess the progeny has done much the same.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
An interesting strategy, to be sure...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Namesake of our fine city, lol
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
do you think kanye would interrupt Taylor Swifts gangbang?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:40 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Hold on, Ima let you finish, but beyonce had the best interratial 6 man gang bang OF ALL TIME
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
dick move, Gordon Ramsay
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 3:56 PM CST via Android app reply actions
He is a dick.
But I love the shit out of that show.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I do too
but he just stole two employees
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's the name of the game in the restaurant biz.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My buddy just got recruited over to Per Se from elsewhere
Wasn’t hard for her to say yes
A burden should never be something out of your control.
my problem with it was he was asked to help save their restaurant
then promptly takes their two best cooks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was just throwing out a random comment about taking employees
What happened?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
it is kitchen nightmares (the UK version)
he is asked to go to these failing restaurants to try and help them. he became impressed with these two and hired them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that's rough
Good for those two cooks, though.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hey Tide, let's be Zack Morris iPhone dorks together...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
hellz yes
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
old
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
25-35
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
18-24...not far off since I turned 25 3.5 months ago.
But it also thinks I’m a dude. I blame sports.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
yeah 18-24, m
here
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
I don't have a demographic
Eat shit, Google!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Neither do I.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm 35-44, too.
That’s close since I turn 34 next month.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Click the link, brah.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I do not have a tracking cookie from Google.
I refuse to conform.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
That's what mine said too
Only off by six years.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I don't agree with what they say I mostly look at
All I read is espn, LSB, yahoo, and msnbc… that’s not what it said
liar
it is horse porn on a loop
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
25-34
and apparently I only look up music
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
For some reason there is a section about shopping-swimwear on mine.
I’m wondering who the fuck has been on my computer because I can’t recall a time I’ve ever looked up a swimwear apparel site.
The rest makes sense.
Arts & Entertainment – Comics & Animation – Anime & Manga
Business & Industrial – Aerospace & Defense
Food & Drink – Restaurants – Fast Food
Games – Computer & Video Games – Adventure Games
World Localities – North America – USA – Texas
World Localities – North America – USA – Texas – Dallas-Fort Worth
It has me as 25-34
Mine got the age range correct but thinks I live in DFW
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
why are all these places changing their fries?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:05 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Marketing trend, I'm sure
Like when Subway introduced the $5 footlong, suddenly $5 became the go-to pricepoint for sandwiches (and most meals in general).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
I miss the chicken fries.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Nope...
Chicken nuggets in the shape of french fries.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
FUCK YOU
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't know because BK fucking blows and I haven't been there in forever.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
McDonald's Chicken McBites: worst menu item name ever?
More like Chicken McBiteMe.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Just woke up from a 2 hour nap...
thought it was Saturday and my kids had been abducted.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
The best kind of nap
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
you mean the best kind of wake-up
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
It's not though.
I don’t like sleeping for a long time in the middle of the day. I’m groggy and disoriented for an hour and then I stay up until 4 in the morning cause I’m not sleepy.
I guess what I’m saying is: I don’t like naps unless absolutely necessary.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Me either
I’m a pretty heavy sleeper. Mid-day naps just fuck up my head. I feel worse when I wake up than I did before I went to sleep.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
I woke up at 3 am and watched 5 episodes of Drugs, Inc.
I was super tired….now I’m drinking coffee…
Probably a bad idea.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Agreed.
I usually don’t even try to take naps because they are not worth it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
The length of the nap is most important.
15-20 minutes normally works out great.
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 5:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
is Folger's in your cup
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
CELEBRATE YOUR LIFE AS A FREE MAN!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
fuck you, pig
fuck you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:05 PM CST via Android app reply actions
i haz a sad :(
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pig
I could never say that to you. unless you arrest me for possession
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would arrest you for possession..
POSSESSION OF MY HEART, BRO!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
these better not just be words
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
take my hand with your glove of love
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Remember that discussion we had on annoying drive-thru upselling?
I got the living hell upsold out of me at the post office today. I finally just gave the lady a look that said “Will you just put the fucking postage on the goddamned thing?”
Kinda felt sorry for her, she seemed embarrassed after about the 10th thing she tried to upsell me on.
Jeez.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
The last time I went to the post office, they had a lady trolling the line and getting all of the upselling out of the way.
After hearing her upsell the three people in front of me, she got to me, and I said, “I don’t want any of that.” So she moved on.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
ugh
I had a gm ask us if we were salesmen or order takers. I said order taker. let people order what ever the fuck they want
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ugh, I HATED that shit at Barnes & Noble
I was like “I WORK AT A GODDAMN BOOKSTORE, NOT A CAR DEALERSHIP!” People just want to come in and buy the fucking books they came for, not fork over $25 for some stupid ass discount card that would take $250 worth of purchases just to pay for.
Oh, but it gives you a discount on your damn coffee too. La-dee-freakin’-dah.
Either pay me on comission, or stop making me bother people with the constant upselling.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
First job was working at JCPenney in the kid's department during the holiday season.
We were required to meet a quota on new credit card applications each month or something like that. The last thing parents had on their minds was a new credit card.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
especially in the kids section...they just want to get the fuck out of the store and get in their cars so they can yell at their kids.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Same, but Foley's.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
When I worked at Blockbuster, my store was constantly getting in trouble for not upselling enough.
My manager hated it, too.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Hahahaha
My favorite “crappy job” story from personal experience (bear with me here)…
…Hollywood Video came out with a rental program that worked pretty much like Netflix, which they came out with after Netflix/Redbox started kicking their ass on the market. The biggest tier was an unlimited rental program for like, I dunno, $30 something. And we had 4-5 superregular customers who would quite literally come in every day and rent movies (old retired dudes, guys with grandkids, lonely single guys, etc).
Well, Hollywood figures out “shit, we’re really taking a bath on some of these unlimited rentals.” So they change the plan, forcing those customers to pay like $10-15 extra for it.
Dickhead District Manager comes in and says “You guys aren’t selling enough of the new SpecialMagicDerp Plan. I’m gonna show you how to do it.”
SuperRegular walks in.
Dickhead: Hello sir, welcome to Hollywood Video. Would you like to upgrade to the SpecialMagicDerp Plan? It’s only $45.
SuperRegular: I thought I already had that plan?
Dickhead: Well the CompletelyGoodDeal Plan is no longer available. Now we have something even better. It’s called the SpecialMagicDerp Plan. It’s only $45.
SuperRegular: What does it do?
Dickhead: (explains plan)
SuperRegular: That’s what my old plan does.
Dickhead: Well, but this plan also gives you a discount on candy.
SuperRegular: I don’t buy candy.
Dickhead: (pauses) Well, it also gives you a discount on video game rentals.
SuperRegular: (who is like 70) I don’t rent video games. I just rent movies.
Dickhead: Well sir…
SuperRegular: So basically, you just want me to pay $10 more for a service I already have?
Dickhead: Well…you see…
Guy turns in his movies and never comes back. Employees snicker and laugh hysterically.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
This is hilarious.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 26, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome.
My best moment was when my manager hung up on a customer who was cussing at him. This was after he had told us repeatedly that we were never allowed hang up on anyone. At our next meeting he said that there must have been a problem with the phone line. Yeah, right.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I get it, the USPS is struggling. Still annoying though.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
worked at a movie theatre in high school
and i would upsell all the time like boss. loved it when we would get little sales promotions like “whoever sells the most large popcorns gets $200 tonight”. i would be all over that shit.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
That job I took for 3 weeks in December?
They had a couple contests like that but the most the winner got was $25. I felt it wasn’t worth my time and didn’t try to upsell, but somehow ended winning two of the contests.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
yeah its all about incentive. if you dont want to to do it, youre not going to.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
We never had contests like that at Blockbuster.
We were supposed to upsell because it was a part of our job. Screw that.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Your sig is still one of the funniest things I've read on here.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I agree, which is why I haven't changed it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Exactly
We were told “do this, or you’re fired.”
Fuck that noise.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
me too.
I loved the promos for free stuff. Because people would order the items not knowing about the promo, and then we ate all the free candy.
i dont want to even know how much money we cost marquee by "damaging" pretzels and then eating them.
those things were so good
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
To me, there's reasonable upselliing
and there is excessive, annoying upselling. I understand the need to upsell, hell, I did it when I waited tables, but this shit at the post office was off the fucking scale.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 26, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
I just came from the post office, I got the do you want insurance, do you need any stamps...
that was it, just enough.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
See, that's reasonable.
I don’t even remember all the shit she was trying to upsell me on.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 26, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
probably do you want it to get there overnight?
-do you want delivery confirmation?
-do you want insurance
-do you want stamps or anything else.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah
It’s tough when it comes to waiting tables. Upselling helps up the total that you will be getting a percentage of, but if you straight piss them off….
…also, if you upsell them on alcohol, you don’t end up seeing much of that tip.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
The old man strength failed him.
Why would you spank a teenager. Especially one that can apparently kick your ass.
They sent a couple of people out from the kitchen to make sure I was all right.
I was like, dude. It’s barely hot.
Ghost pepper?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
on park row?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I love that place
your first time?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
have you had the chophouse
I have not been to that other place
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the chophouse burger is good
beef and brisket
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Try the Hell Burger at Rooster's in Denton.
Was recently featured on Heat Seekers and those two guys could barely take it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Do it and report back.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
My dad and I are doing it in a couple weeks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I want to witness this.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 26, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So I have a Spotify playlist up that is set as collaborative
Old School 90s. It has one song on it. For those of you with Spotify, help add to the 90s playlist and let’s make it awesome.
http://open.spotify.com/user/benjihana04/playlist/48CGMokkEfLHio6DrZsQrR
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I bet this is the douchiest playlist of all time...
/clicks
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
/closes spotify
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
How could a best of the 90s playlist be douchy?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Because your fucking playlist has La Bouche on it you fuck.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Dobba-dobba-dop, dip-dop-n'-day
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
*not La Bouche, Google tells me
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 26, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah and so does Right Said Fred...
Why don’t you just call it 90’s dance mix?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Wait, you really do have Right Said Fred on there now.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
needs moar talking heads
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
I can keep adding stuff but you can get rid of some.
I’m only at 1992.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
No I like the additions
Just not so many of same artists – trying to keep it “best of” if that makes sense.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
BUT I REALLY LIKE GRUNE MUSIC
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
GRUNGE*
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
SEVEN SONGS from Alice in Chains MOE!?
SEVEN!? COME ON.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
toooold you.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I made a few edits
Some addition rules
1) Radio version only
2) No local files (had to fix your Even Flow)
3) No covers
Your additions rock. Definitely cover a demographic I wouldn’t have been good at covering.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Oh I am going to go fix all the local files.
Don’t have to worry about that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I'm tempted to add a shit ton of madonna just to spite you.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I threw in something from the first cd I ever bought.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
THERE IS NEVER TOO MUCH AIC
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
(I added more after he complained)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Sore from bowling last night.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
University Lanes?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
that place is the first place I bout alcohol legally
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that was 6 years ago
my one and only time
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 4:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wonder if that lady still drives the shot cart around.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
little bit of trivia
first athlete to sign a million dollar endorsement deal
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
You know it.
Karaoke night last night. Truly special stuff.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
love that place....we're having Charlie's 4th bday there....
super stoked.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Anal?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
That was later.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hey NCAA
Don’t be upset that I only scored 44 points against Nevada… be upset the Oregon defense gave up 47.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
mayweather = moron
A report from the Philippines (via BoxingScene.com) says that Floyd Mayweather Jr offered Manny Pacquiao a $40 million flat fee to fight on May 5, but none of the pay-per-view or other revenue the bout would generate. Pacquiao turned down the offer:
"He said he will guarantee me $40 million but I won’t have any share on the pay-per-view and other sources of revenue. How can he leave me out of the pay-per-view when I generate more than him in pay-per-view sales? I am still praying that Mayweather gets enlightened because I believe that I am not being unreasonable."
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Who?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
People say that
he’ll be considered one of the greats even if he doesn’t defeat Pacquiao. I don’t follow boxing, is this true? Seems weird to me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
He will.
But mostly because of what he did at lightweight and below.
After that the only thing that I think looks good for him would be the De La Hoya fight.
IMO.
Did you see the long boxing piece up on Grantland
about a fight between a freed black slave and the best boxer in England hundreds of years ago?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
x
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
Very interesting to me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
Forgot how much I dug on raw oysters on the half shell until last night.
I can do a dozen easy, but then I start to feel all jiggly and fishy inside.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Gross
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
this
fucking disgusting. Oysters: probably the “food” I find most disgusting
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I truly understand why you feel that way.
I love them.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
cuz they're slimy....but so tasty and make ya hella horny..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
i don't need to be any hornier
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
TWSS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
HOW COULD I MISS THIS ONE?!?!?!?1?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Man, you must really be sick.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Okay UPS, where the fuck is my computer
I fully expected for this to drag into the afternoon, but it’s almost 3.
Even the fucking jury duty assholes didn’t keep me up past 3 (albeit mainly by several strokes of luck).
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
What if you're about to get captured, tortured and raped by a 6-foot chinese guy named Rusty
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I made a huge mistake
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 5:01 PM CST via Android app reply actions
elaborate
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
too much queso
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 5:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No such thing.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Alice Cooper sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 5:08 PM CST via Android app reply actions
who is worse.. alice cooper or kiss?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
KISS because it continues to live.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you shut your whore mouth
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Kiss is the biggest fucking gimmick on the goddamn planet.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
What was a better movie?
Detroit Rock City or Wayne’s World
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 26, 2012 5:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Wayne's World
But DRC is very underrated.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
probably the only good music opinion you've ever had.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
that is not true at all
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Whiskey told me to check out the bottom of an OT thread,
but I don’t see anything. Has anything about beer or some such been mentioned today in an OT?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
there is some in the tailgate thread.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
K.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
He said something is coming to Houston
It should be in OT thread 1 GB
A burden should never be something out of your control.
K, thanks.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
So my boss just walks by my office "Brandi from Storage Wars...Wouldja?" Heh.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You said yes, right?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's a hell of a question for you to ask me, sir.
I’m insulted.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
she comes off as a ... lift up the skirt.. go to town in a bar bathroom even though
her husband is 20 yards away anot paying attention type of gal.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
Have you ever met a girl like this?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
Truly IANF's unicorn.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
brandi is a trashy whore. they run a garage sale for a living for christ sake
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
Everybody's gotta make a living, asshole...
It’s a noble profession.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh looky here Mr. Neiman Marcus.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I feel like she's classy enough to at least do it in a car in the parking lot of a Denny's.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
So TExES 135 the secondary math test....has anyone taken it in here?
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
People on the OSU board want the Cowboys to draft Weeden or Markelle Martin in the first round
lolno
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't know...
The last OSU player they drafted sucks some serious ass. Then refuses to pay for it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
He wasn't 28 when drafted
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
So got a pedi (loved it, BT), just got a mani (It's not as awesome as the pedi, but still nice)
Is a facial worth it? LSB?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Ask Taylor Swift
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
wrong demographic
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
You honestly think LSB is going to have an opinion on this topic?
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Sure.
There are plenty of manicured men on this site.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
don't look at me, I'm hardly manicured..
I’m not opposed to a facial, just can’t be bothered…I’m sure it’s real good for your skin though…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I love the pedicure concept, just never find time...done it a few times...it's the best..
especially when you pay extra for the foot massage….awwwwww
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
ive never once got my feet or hands done...
the most i have manscaped is my pubic region and my back… got my back waxed one time.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
Doesn't appeal to me in the least.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
going to let that one go as well...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
sorry buddy..
it is just not my thing to give or receive facials…
I am sure there are some guys on here that would have a better opinion on the matter..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
You're probably in the minority about giving facials
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I've only given 2 facials in my life..
But the girls were whores, though.
Proper girls aren’t really up for a facial.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 26, 2012 5:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Head down to Harry Hines and get a good rub and tug.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
finally finished season 1 of justified on to season 2
Really solid show, like the guest appearances by people who were on deadwood
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Deadwood
It’s amazing how many of the former cast have been either on Justified or Sons of Anarchy- apparent that Graham Yost and Kurt Sutter were both big fans of that show. As was I.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Just looked it up
Six former actors from Deadwood have appeared on Justified, five on Sons of Anarchy, and two on Breaking Bad. Jim Beaver (Ellsworth) and Ray McKinnon (Reverend Smith) get the prize for having each been on two of those three shows.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I enjoyed Carla Gugino's appearance in this weeks episode more...
Oh Carla.
Really hoping she gets a prominent story arc like Rebecca Creskoff last season. She has to, right?
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I hope not
They’ll do the stupid love interest stuff if she does.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Season 2 is much better than 1
Enjoy
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Here you go, Worley.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Zahia Dehar
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yes
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
Yuuuuuup
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Very attractive
But I’m not sure if I’d want to go there- Franck Ribery’s been up in that.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Buddy...
There’s not too many women on earth that some man hasn’t been all up in.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
True
But have you seen Ribery? There’s a limit…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
And really...
Those are the ones you probably want to avoid.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Fake Al Michaels is so great.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Another thread?
Hurry up baseball.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
where's phillip
just figured out I’m doing a project on Disney heh
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
The GM said he plans to use ALL his $20+ million in cap space this offseason.
BRING ME FINNEGAN GODDAMNIT.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 26, 2012 5:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
AND
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
but carr instead of finnegan
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
come out this weekend!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
where?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
anywhere
i assume your out for anything 2m night
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
oh im down for hanging out
just wont be out till 4am like the last nights
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
Okkkkk
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 6:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Man, Imma be pretty goddamn mad if my computer doesn't come today
First of all, UPS will have lied to me.
Second, I’d have to pull this no sleep shit two days in a row. Really not fun.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
if its on the truck it gets delivered
thats how UPS rolls
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
Well then it'll be here
Knowing my luck, I’m probably just at the end of somebody’s route.
Which means I could’ve slept this whole damn time…
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
What is the tracking number?
Calm down. If it shows on vehicle it’ll be there..
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wait until you've gone four days without sleep
I’ve seen things, man. And some stuff.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
UPS has one of my textbooks and Iwasn't home when it was delivered.
So of course, I have to pick it up.
The office is open 2 hours a day.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
maybe they were delivering it while you were out of the house
wait….
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Oh shit, is it Guys Night Out tonight?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you gonna go to ticketstock?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure you know the answer to this. When is it?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
feb 17/18
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
HA
That’s his due date.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Benji, you'll be glad to know I am finally halfway through the decade.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
*now listening to Nada Surf - Popular*
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Man, Ovie's being a fucking dick.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's the thing I'm not sure.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I think he's mocking Tim Thomas
who released a very similar statement about President Obama and why he refused to visit the White House with the other Bruins this week.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
he was bad
but not the baddest
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
hmm
that’s a pretty good pick. Actually, I think in today’s game, it’s Ovechkin. But of all time…has to be Gordie Howe, right? I mean, the Howe Hat Trick of 1 goal, 1 assist and 5 min for fighting?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Howe had 2 career gordie Howe hattricks
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh
that’s funny. I had no idea.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
That would be my guess.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
She's a beauty you guys
Better than she looked in the photos online.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
wtf
Lexus Terrace, RF.
Put me down for 5. :)
(do not care if you can’t get them with the rest of the 40)
by Mike E on Jan 26, 2012 5:59 PM CST
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
NO.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I don't want him there.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I have no idea why he's so mean to you.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I don't either and because of that, I don't want him anywhere near me.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
What was it that he did again?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
Called me a bitch and other not so nice names.
And overall just saying rude things about me, unprovoked.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
So weird.
Most of the time he seems to vary from harmless to really annoying, but then this and the weird attack on Tag?…so random.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
He's also been weirdly misogynistic at times.
I completely understand, given his behavior, why Moe wouldn’t want him there.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
And he called her that
Because she left Facebook chat open & didn’t respond because she was asleep!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 7:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
^^ True story. ^^
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Good grief.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe you should quit falling asleep during sextings.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Thanks to facebook's new inbox system...
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
by drummermoe on Jan 26, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
LEAVE MIKE E ALONE
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
is that a girl or boy?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
boy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
it's a dude, but he's full on cross dresser now.
Transgender? I never know the proper usage.
He has a dick but dresses and acts like a woman.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
i think that's transgender
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I think cross-dressing is a ?sub-type? of transgender.
BUT I AM NO EXPERT ON SUCH THINGS.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 26, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
Your tit hatred suddenly makes sense.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It is more a large-tit indifference.
There is such thing as too big.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 26, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
whoa whoa whoa
easy there, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
This was the kind of bullshit he was spouting
that started a gifsplosion a few months ago.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I prefer shapeliness.
And at a certain size…they just don’t have the shape I prefer.
I RESPECT DIFFERING OPINIONS. YOU MAY KEEP YOUR LARGE-BREASTED WOMEN.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 26, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
No no, I can back him up.
We watched a documentary on breasts today… there were some that were… blech.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
wait
are you becoming some sort of a titae doctor?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
or is this what you're calling your tryst with the fat lady?
a “documentary”?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
No, but I am taking a sexuality and health class
It is mostly girls which is a welcome change from engineering
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Have all of these girls kissed a boy before?
If so, you should be good to go. DTF.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
My reporting class has 2 guys in it.
Glad my major has more girls than guys.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
What happened to this persons teeth?
by lost in space on Jan 26, 2012 11:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Metal vibrator.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
boy
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
that's the same person?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
YUUUUUUUP....he has a movie coming out during Sundance...a legit movie
oh and also does gay porn…did you know at the time that bit got I think 4 million views and was one of the most viewed videos of it’s time?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE
and start tickling my nards with that feather!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
here he is..
http://www.queerty.com/photos-chris-crocker-exclusives-20110816/
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
something tells me i should not click on this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
x
Cockstar will explore meta-themes like Internet stardom, video diaries… and deep-throating.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions
XXXL Silk robe w/ 'Cockstar' on the back.
and these sunglasses:
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
whoops.
Wrong pic.
Still works?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
this is horrible.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
I dunno, I don't watch porn..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
...I LIVE it.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
was the Brittany thing a bit to get pub then?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
yeh I think so and it worked pretty well..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
here
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
yeh that's the original one I read where they mentioned Sundance..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
what????
this is not Chris Crocker!
I just saw him on Tosh.0
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
What was, Cockstar or Tosh?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
Who is this?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Chris Crocker, the Brittney guy..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I would destroy that
for realz
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
i would bore a hole through that so massive it would make the crew from Armageddon ashamed
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I wouldn't say I "love" her
she’s actually probably a giant piece of shit and a horrible mother. But I would absolutely ruin that.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
who probably takes a shitload of pills
and has no idea what real human life is like and will probably be holding up a Blockbuster Video in 10 years.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
that will never happen
like blockbuster will be around in 10yrs
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
yeh who has problems that seem to be much better with meds...
good for her!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
i meant tons of oxy and shit like that
not brain meds
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
There's a Britney guy?
Gimme the readers digest version if you don’t mind.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
"LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE"
and he does porn.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
he did the leave Britney along video...that got millions of views..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
When Britney performed at... I think the VMAs a few years ago
she was super fat and seemed like… stoned.
So this dude creates a video kind of in drag where he screams to leave her alone.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
super fat?
nah, son…that was alright.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
/colonialbob
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
I only wish I was you
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Thanks?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
"I'M MOCKING MYSELF AND MY RIDICULOUSLY HIGH COLLEGE POON STANDARDS!"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Well, I only do 10's.
/benji
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yeah, I'm not that crazy
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
Computers don't understand sleep/being away from computer.
But seriously, his transition from bluntness/non-sequiturness to misogyny and occasional hate disturbs me.
If he pays, he gets to go
I don’t see how anyone can be kept from this venture.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
We can get an inside man to hack the computers.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Look, I don't believe he'll actually pay or show up.
But there’s no reason anyone should be excluded.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
Uhh...
yeah, there can be plenty of reasons.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
"Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude."
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 26, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
I'd rather be rude and creeper-free, if you gnome.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
I can see both sides
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just because it is an event advertised on the board
doesn’t necessarily make it a board event. If Adam hosts, then anyone can come. If it’s hosted by members, it does not make it open to anyone on the board… for example, we wouldn’t fucking let Rev come to a Tailgate.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
We would
and then we would mock/tar&feather/stone him. Perhaps not in that order.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
dunno if I can depending on the day
going to a wedding that weekend
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can too
But its not hard to keep away from one person among 52k
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It wouldn't be 52K
It would be 40 seats all purchased together.
That makes it a bit dicier.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't think he would be a dick in person. I bet he would be quiet
and I doubt he goes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Maybe he would go Bobby Valentine style and just lurk
with a generic ballcap and sharpie mustache.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
he would just sit there, looking exactly like McLovin
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Take off that fucking vest you look like Aladdin
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Just take his money and use it to buy me a flight
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Or pretend everybody is getting terrace tickets
then buy the cheaper tickets and use THAT money to buy me a flight… $9 times 40 =360 which is exactly what I need!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
just bought skyrim
it better not suck
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 6:21 PM CST via Android app reply actions
It does not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
can you explain a bit what it is about
the only reason I bought it is because of the hoopla
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 6:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
just a regular RPG, I guess
the main quest deals with dragons and stuff, and they pop up randomly while you’re playing, but I’ve had more fun doing all the side quests for the different guilds and cities..it’s kinda what you make it, I guess…my younger brother has it, too, and it seems like we’re getting two pretty different experiences
What's on tv tonight?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
30 Rock, Parks, 30 Rock.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Jersey Shore it is.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Big meh theory
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
your full of BTO opinions
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
No, ripping on a fucking Chuck Lorre show is not a BTO.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
its a good show.....what is wrong w/ you people?
heh i dont realy care
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm at like 170 hrs or something.
Still have barely scratched the surface.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Effin Spotify doesn't have the version I want of a certain song.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
It's a good one too.
Sneaker Pimps – 6 Underground. The Nellee Hooper edit.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Woo! Found it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
theres a lot I've found it doesn't have
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
oh lovely cigar. how I adore thee and my whiskey sour.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 6:50 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
That better be heavy on the whiskey.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
agreed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 6:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you bros dont like whiskey sours?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
not really
they are ok
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 7:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'll just take the whiskey.
Couple ice cubes.
’preciate it
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
oh it is gb. it is.
stopping inside to reload on the whiskey
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, then.
Bro comin in this weekend, hoping we get to do this.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
Moe...
How the fuck do you put Stabbing Westward on the playlist and NOT include Save Yourself? WTF
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Goddamnit...
Nevermind I thought it was alphabetical.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh god not this again
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 7:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have apologized since then.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Apology accepted.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Benji, Moe...
How do I add to this playlist?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You need to subscribe to the playlist then it'll let you add songs.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
So just add songs to it like is my own playlist?
This fucker is seriously missing some BSB
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I was also thinking of putting some Hanson on there.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
just added killing in the name
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I just went through what iTunes had automatically out in the 90s playlist.
I’m sure I missed a lot since not everything in my itunes library has a year attached to it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I just loaded this bitch down with only the best Backstreet Boys and Ricky Martin
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Jan 26, 2012 7:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
NO
Shake your bon bon
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Every time I hear that, I think of Chris Rock.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I know I didn't.
I might have gone overboard on adding songs just a smidge.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I added some goofy stuff in there too.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Hanson: from Oklahoma
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
my hands are bound
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 7:09 PM CST via Android app reply actions
what should I be
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 7:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
twss?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Romney confirmed for deporting 11 million illegals
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
shit we're doing this again?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
The Stormin Mormon
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
lol at /pol/
Newt Gingrich
[ ] Not told
[ ] Told
[X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] Cash4told.com
[X] No country for told men
[X] Knights of the told Republic
[X] ToldSpice
[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious
[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told
[X] Told King of Boletaria
[x] Countold Strike
[x] Unreal Toldament
[x] Stone-told Steve Austin
[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told
[x] World of Warcraft: Catoldclysm
[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon
[x] Assassin’s Creed: Tolderhood
[x] Battletolds
[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl
[X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo
[x] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare
[X] Pokemon Told and Silver
[x] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of Told
[X] Rampage: Toldal Destruction
[x] Told Fortress Classic
[x] Toldman: Arkham Told
[X] The Good, The Bad, and The Told
[x] Super Mario SunTold
[x] Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time
[X] Toldstone creamery
[x] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour
[X] Super Told Boy
[X] Left 4 Told
[X] Battoldfield: Bad Company 2
[x] Toldman Sachs
[X] Conker’s Bad Fur Day: Live and Retolded
[x] Lead and Told: Gangs of the Wild West
[x] Portold 2
[x] Avatold: The Last Airbender
[X] Dragon Ball Z Toldkaichi Budokai
[x] Toldcraft II: Tolds of Toldberty
[x] Leo Toldstoy
[x] Metal Gear Toldid 3: Snake Eater
[X] 3D Dot Told Heroes
[x] J.R.R Toldkien’s Lord of the Told
[x] Told you that ps3 has no games
[X] LitTOLD Big Planet
[x] Rome: Toldal War
[x] Gran Toldrismo 5
[x] Told Calibur 4
[x] Told Fortress 2
[x] Castlevania: RonTold of Blood
[x] Guilty Gear XX Accent Told
[x] Cyndaquil, Chicorita, and Toldodile
[x] was foretold
[x] demon’s told
[x] http//:www.youtold.com
[x] Tolden Sun: Dark Dawn
[x] Tic-Tac-Told
[X] Biotold 2
[X] Toldbound
[x] icetold
[x] Told of the Rings
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
What in the...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This debate is in Jacksonville. When is this guy asking a question?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
when i eat...the food is scared
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
SWANSONDEALWITHIT.GIF
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Lolwut
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 7:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ron swanson
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
man, when I record, store and watch shows later ...
… all the same-night memes go right over my head … I just figured out Bobby Newport has never had a real job
this game is sloooooow
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 8:03 PM CST via Android app reply actions
thatsmwhy I haven't gotten it
Old style slow rpg from what I’ve been told
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
And now for my first post via Grace.
TAH-DAH.
I should probably nap now.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Quiet night on LSB I guess.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Seems like it.
Guess I’ll go grab some dinner.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Sorry
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
No one wants to watch the debate with me.
I’ve gone the way of 4chan :\
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yep.
I’ve been catching up on the Office and doing a draft for a sim hockey league.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
probably pick up in an hour or so
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 8:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
im just slowly dying
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Technically...yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
my Virginia men's basketball (#21!) on a rare national telecast
they were tripped up Sunday by unheralded VaTech . . . anything can happen in major conference play
Eventful night in the Aquahouse.
I’m here now, though. You can all feel safe.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm glad I could help you in your time of need.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Watching Tom bowl makes me happy
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I took me a month to write the first seven chapters of my novel.
It’s taken me two months to write the eighth. To say I’m struggling would be an understatement.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
Modern romance
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Ha ha ha
I already have two published. Anyone here is welcome to read them. But I doubt anyone is interested.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
You can search for my name on Amazon
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
They're both ridiculously overpriced on there.
Because I worked with a print on demand publisher.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Also, humblebrag warning
I just read the “reviews” on my second book. The first one is so incredibly sweet.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Ha ha
No. Not sure why that one shows up.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
RIVETING book. Couldn't put it down.
So much history in that town.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Damn
Now I’m really sorry I didn’t write it.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
See above
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
I need to go get dinner.
I was too busy to have a chance to get groceries last weekend. So the options are:
(a) Another day of fast food, like last night
(b) Get groceries, maybe grab something ready-to-eat at the store. A tad healthier.
I’m leaning towards (a).
I would go with b.
But your metabolism will probably handle option a just fine. :)
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
well it's not exactly pleasant if it goes right through me so fast it doesn't have a chance to stick.
That’s the risk.
Ahhh
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
I think we need more pooping stories.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I've been eating lunchmeat wrapped in cheese for the past two days because we're out of bread
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
an animal would eat bread if you gave it the chance
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I always assumed "animal style" would involve peanut butter.
by BHill on Jan 26, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
wow
I am stealing the shit out of this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
The problem is that it's not quite as filling, so I get hungrier sooner.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I had fast food today.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
college
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
And it was delicious!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
college!
What did you have?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Popcorn chicken from KFC.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Tasty
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
And by same concept you mean delicious
Right?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 8:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
KFC is 1 block away.
McDOnalds is 2 blocks away.
McDonaldsmight just be too far for me.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
YOU SHOULD'VE EATEN A GODDAMNED SNACKER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
WHY WILL NO ONE LISTEN TO ME ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?!? I’M NOT MAD…YOU’RE MAD!! YOU’RE ALL FUCKING MAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
My wife did some cornbread breaded shark today.
So awesome. I feel like I ate 3 Jaws.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Animal style redeems in-n-out's fries quite a bit. Pricey, though.
Good news: they have Dr. Pepper. And 7 Up!
dammit, you're trying to make me go get a hamburger aren't you
I wish somebody else was home
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
that's what I had for lunch ..
double double animal style, fries, DP for like $6.50……it was a slice of heaven. Fries well done btw..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
$3.40? did you get double fries?
the combo is around 6 bucks.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
that's weird maybe you didn't say combo...I dunno mine was a couple bucks less..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I've met Closure, and read of your workout regimen ...
… so I don’t worry when I read of your burger / fast food exploits. These other motherfuckers here though …
LOL yeh I burn those calories Schooly...go to the gym just about every day and run..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
did I get suckered? damn ...
I knew you used to be LAMuscleFag … I just assumed — foolishly perhaps — that you were a gay workout enthusiast who moved from Texas to California
well yeh close, I moved from NYC to California...
and that is correct I love to work out! Just love being active really whether it’s running, boxing, the weights…etc..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I pretty much look like Closure apparently
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You motherfucker
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
So you don't like the way Benji looks?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure everybody would prefer to look
how he looks compared to how I look, but I’d rather not have to worry about sunburning.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
He's short =/
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
Oh.
Well, I guess that’s 1.5 points in my favor.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
If I pick you, do I also get your alleged dance skills?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Alleged...pfft.
This guy…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
I have never seen them
Nor talked with anyone who has seen them.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
There are pictures...somewhere.
It’s also in our wedding video because I insisted that we keep in mind that “Reception” is just a fancy word for “Afterparty”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
????
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
Beltre hit a grand slam.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ahhh,
yes, well…then you can confirm to bob, though I don’t remember what exactly I was doing.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Was it good?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
In that case, GB: if I pick you, do I get your dancing skills?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yes?
I don’t really understand this game.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
People were choosing to look like you or benji?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Ok not really but hypothetically
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
The twist.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That's the thing about tall,
5’11" isn’t short…but is it tall? I say no.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
no.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
It's basically average.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Possibly.
I’m about as short as an adult male can be without being “Holy fuck that dude is short!”
Schoolly and Snark are not so lucky.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
we have some tall motherfuckers on this board though.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
short
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
5'10" is average.
So that makes sense. 5’11" is basically average.
Plenty of 6’+ dudes who drink your milkshake though.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Brad Pitt?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I like strawberry milkshakes.
My friend got a peanut butter one and I think that sounds gross.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
He's right. 5'10" is average.
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr010.pdf
Page 16.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Snark is short?
I had no idea.
Still a badass.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Not in the U.S.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Being tall is awesome.
Except when I’m trying to find clothes. Then it’s less awesome.
But generally… tall is rad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Tall people don't live as long.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
make more money
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
LOL NOT ME.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'll take the pepsi challenge.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
True story 6'4 here
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I used to be super short.
Now I’m like 5’9
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I was never short.
I was average or tall growing up. In eighth grade I was one of the taller kids.
Unfortunately I haven’t grown since I was 14.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Also... I've had pretty much the same voice
Since I was about 12. Hit puberty early at 11.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
My voice never really cracked...
I just lost my voice for 2-3 days, then it came back a bit deeper. Happened once or twice more, then my voice was deep!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
My voice is my most hated feature
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Save one kid at one school, who was like 6'3 as a 13 year old...
I was pretty much always the tallest kid in any of my classes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Match, I sure don't mind you invoking me
I’m just as God made me … never hesitated to put myself all out there for all LSB to see, and never wished I looked more like any motherfucker round these parts
Certainly wasn't callin' shame.
That whole inch taller doesn’t mean a lot.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
dammit
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Apparently so.
So far this month I’ve meme’d myself twice.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
that I like fat chicks
The girl who inspired it really isn’t even that big, she was just not wearing something flattering that night I guess.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Late night OT precisely two weeks ago
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
And then a couple of nights later
was the rest of the story
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That I've shared with LSB yes
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
lolno
I am specifically not out tonight to try and reinforce the “just friends” bit (also because I am exhausted and have a lot to do tomorrow)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
And she's still not good enough for you!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
=( you make me sound like a jerk
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Because you are
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Sorry I'm not wearing my promise ring
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Just messin w/ ya, bro
I’m sure you’re a standup fellow.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
nuh uh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ouch, dude
ouch
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
because you don't matter
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes, you have
the only person with consistently worse opinions than EVERYBODY else.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It was.
As was “non-sex-having guy.”
I’M BULLETPROOF.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 26, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Well-played.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
There's a special place reserved for shitty opinion hell
for someone who hates Kate Upton.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
THIS OVERSTATES MY OPINION.
Largely because I hadn’t seen the dougie video when I said it.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 26, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
have not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Quiet, Shaggy.
Yes you have.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
see below, Chrom talked shit about the Stones
where’s he get his balls big enough to try that around here?
He doesn't like the Stones or James Brown.
Yet, calls himself an aficianado of 60s and 70s music.
Que sera, sera.
I do not call myself that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't like a lot of rock music from the time
Including the Beatles and the Stones.
/comeatmebros.gif
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't like music from that period either
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
because you are a horrible person
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Chrom I liked it more when we were friends
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
am I speaking to you?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
but seriously
watch the simpsons. or this may change
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Okay
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Wut
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
I know...
the beatles?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh
fuck the stones
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you do not
you love me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like soul and funk from the era.
but the rock has largely never resonated with me, save a Pink Floyd kick in high school.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
BOOM
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
not me
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Oh please
Loblaw, sexer of all women
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Eh, I practice the Loblaw Theory of Fuckability more often than I don't
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It's a meme, dude.
Truth doesn’t matter
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
That's for sure
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
oh..that's right
the guy who’d find a reason to bang any woman.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
spurt spurt
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I meant more in terms of body type
I do not know if our faces are really that similar.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
xx
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Jason Chaffetz, I believe is how you spell his name
Colbert challenged him (and beat him, I think) to a leg wrestling competition
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
ahoy
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Just watch a bunch of Clubhouse Confidential eps
I had recorded. I likee.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
My account is connected to facebook so it grabs whatever profile picture I have there.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
just peeked . . . that playlist is too unwieldy, outta control for me
don’t mean to detract from the fun you’re having … it’s halfway to literally containing all of the ’90s
jerk.
just put it on shuffle, listen, and reminisce.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
no smiley after "jerk"? schoolly has a sad ...
but seriously, I saw at least eight Mariah Careys and five Spice Girls before I stopped scrolling …
Benji apparently like Mariah and those girls.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
he might be dead to me for that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Maybe he's found saying he likes them gets attention, but doesn't really.
He’s a tricksy little devil.
Match, you around?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yup, I've posted it before.
Sergey Prokudin-Gorsky was a goddamn genius.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
insomniac theater ... watched SALT
now I know so much more about Russia … so funny that guy from Delocated is also there playing a Russkie
Before I'm allowed to eat lunch on Thursdays
I have to say a movie quote and one of the upperclassmen has to guess the movie. I was going with “Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow you’re heart and you’ll never go wrong.” The other freshman at my table went with “You’re killing me, Smalls.” Odd coincidence.
A friend on facebook
I can’t decide if I want GTA4 or a girlfriend.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
GTA4 is... old.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
True.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
This guy pretty much spends all his free time studying. Med school.
Currently doing his residency down in Corpus so I’m not surprised if he’s behind on games.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I mean, I played through GTA4 two years ago, and I buy all my games once they are old and cheap.
It’s olllllllld.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I still haven't played GTA 4 despite heavily playing (i.e. finishing) the previous three.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
It was good, I enjoyed it.
There’s less ridiculous over-the-topness than San Andreas (which, coincidentally, I still have not finished… even though I’m so close).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Could only be bothered to 100% Vice City, because that game was really easy
and it didn’t have gang members trying to kill you whenever you stepped onto their turf.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Which one are we talking about now? Vice City?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
GTA3.
Which I assume is one he was referring to with the “gang members trying to kill you whenever you stepped onto their turf.”
Hated them.
Oh ok
I didn’t play much of that, mostly San Andreas and GTA 4. 4 has such a better aiming/combat system though, it’s hard going back.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
San Andreas got too easy
once you maxed M4 weapon skill. Then you’d just auto-aim and take guys out with a couple of shots before they could get within range.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I want a new one.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I've actually kind of lost my interest in video games
so I neither put money towards the goal of buying a good gaming computer, nor do (did) I pester my parents to upgrade the current computer to modern standards. I’m still running a 7600GS with 2GB RAM or some shit like that.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Heh, I had an Xbox and they fixed that mission.
Plus, it only mattered for 100% completion, since money was easily made by betting on horse races.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
oh god I hated that
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
GTA 3
Looking back, Vice City was a whole lot easier than the others. I could finish that game’s main storyline in maybe six hours…and less depending on if I wanted to make enough early game money as to store the everything-proof Admiral.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I collected every indestructible thing I could find...
And promptly flipped them when I needed them.
Inorite
medical students…all they do is study. I, uh, gotta go…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Oh shit, 2 30 Rocks tonight?
Score.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yep.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I am now downloading both through slow ass torrents
THANKS FBI.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You have ass torrents?
You should probably get that checked out.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Irritable Ass Torrents Syndrome
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Shut your dickholes!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
...
…
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Lana.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
OH FUCK I FORGOT THAT WAS ON sonofabitch
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Ah ha.
At this rate, I won’t get to watch it for like 3 goddamn hours.
HAD TO TAKE AWAY MY FUCKING MEGAUPLOAD.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
If only.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
heh, when I record, store and watch episodes later ...
… all the same-night memes go right over my head … I just figured out Bobby Newport has never had a real job
Where should I eat lunch in dallas tomorrow?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 26, 2012 9:09 PM CST via Android app reply actions
big mama's chicken and waffles
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
eatzis
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
this or big mama's is acceptable
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 9:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
its spectacular
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 26, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
I need to make more of an effort to eat in Dallas whenever I am home.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
there's great places you just gotta find em
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 9:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
that tamale place
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 26, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Very specific
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 9:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
none
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Generally speaking
when do you think we should do the ML draft? People are getting antsy.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
didja hear Schoolly and Scoop are gonna kill Chrom?
you should start w/ Beggars Banquet and Let it Bleed … if you wanna go compilation, Hot Rocks (though there are plenty of others, can’t vouch) … live it’s Get Your Ya-Ya’s Out … two landmark (filmed in Texas!) live DVDs have come out in the past year, Ladies and Gentlemen and Some Girls Live in Texas … Scoop might have some all-Stones Spotify playlists
well that is not nice
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
nice soul patch, sir
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
cant go wrong with beggars or let it bleed
some would say exile on mainstreet
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
x
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
can I borrow a feeling
could you send me a jar of love
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
take my hand with your glove of love
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
this is the best line of this song
and I reference it at least twice a month and no one gets it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Shiner's new "Wild Hare" Pale Ale ... sippin' on it right now
pretty good … I’ve been drinking mostly unfiltered wheats for what seems like a year now, so this is a bit of a palate-change
It's weird watching celebrities cook
Granted, none are really A-List anymore … still odd.
Coolio and Joey Fatone vs. Taylor Dayne, Lou Diamond Phillips and Summer Sanders.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
WHY DO I NOT HAVE ANY CARBS IN MY APARTMENT
all i want is some pretzels.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
go to the store...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't have a car and none of my roommates are here
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You don't have a car?
That sucks.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
It's really not that bad, usually
My roommates are pretty nice about letting me borrow, and we live literally 2 minutes from campus. It just sucks when I need to go to the store or want to go randomly pick up fast food or something.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Archer greatness is great.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It'll replay in about 20 minutes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
success
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Intense pain in my lower back
Slipped disk? Pinched nerve? Hurts to bend/sit/move :(
A burden should never be something out of your control.
When did it happen?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
/How, really
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It wasn't any specific action
Was sitting on the couch and got up and boom pain.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Weird... I have no idea. Doesn't sound good though.
What kind of pain (sharp and sudden, dull and all over, etc)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Sharp and acute
Lower back, near spine, slightly to left.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Sounds like it might be a nerve thing to me
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Would you say that it is just painful to sit or stand
or do you feel like you are having to use muscles you don’t normally use to be upright? I mean do you feel like the lower back is suddenly weak?
I HAVE AN ALIBI
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Heat, pain killer, stretching
If it persists, doctor.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
i'd go ice but yeah on the rest
amazing how stretching can help that severe pain.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Jersey Shore bros!
/ducks
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 9:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
you suck so bad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Can we be friends again?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I readily admit my forms of entertainment are mindless and stupid
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 9:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
but jersey shore?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
eh
It is what it is
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 9:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
you should be neutered
so the badness stops with you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ITS TOO LATE!!!!!!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You are being rude
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Heartbreak Ridge with Clint Eastwood
anyone seen it? pretty cheeseball so far
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Pretty blatantly homophobic so far.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
A lot of sweaty buff guys running around in nothing but short shorts
and Clint makes them take their shirts off a lot
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My final W2 arrived today.
My dad does my taxes :) I could probably do them myself … but it gets complicated with my small business.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
I think you mean 1098
1099 would show investment income
by jonathan rigby on Jan 26, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Did hell freeze over?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
$340 for my flight round-trip...
oh I so very much wish it was next year and/or I had more money
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Here, let me help
Book this one! But pretend your name is colonialbob!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Tempting.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Why would you travel on Schultzy?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Jan 26, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Naw. Road trip.
Vegas to Grand Canyon, and then a long, music-playing drive thru NM and W.TX.
Que sera, sera.
I really don't like the W Tx drive.
The first part sounds nice, though.
But I’d have to take off way more work than I want to.
I wouldn't call it that to her face
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
I've gone back and forth between FW and Lubbock, and FW and Taos, several times.
It’s a bit tedious.
FW to Taos would be along HW 287, that is the panhandle.
West Texas is like Midland, Odessa, Pecos, El Paso where it is desert.
I'm one week off.
Pisses me off.
I was in town for the opening weekend tailgate last year, but I was working.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Our spring break is march 12
I’m trying to see if I can find people to go drink on a beach somewhere
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Drinking at the beach is good shit
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have no idea where I am going for SB.
All my friends from home are back at school so I usually end up going somewhere.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
My spring break is a week after everyone elses
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I take that as an open invitation for every LSBer who wants to come.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Why are you speaking for me?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
What are we talking about?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
perhaps
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know what this means
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Do you have a place for me and possibly several friends to stay?
We will… drink cheap alcohol with you!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
(ok I lied I doubt I could find several people to go to spring break with)
That’s a loooong drive though…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
It'd be nice to get a job that gives me a bonus before then...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
where you at again?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Purdue, West lafayette, Indiana
about an hour from Indy
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
cheapest i found was 320. =/
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Dang.
Seriously, if this happens next year, I will definitely be in.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
But I'm so close...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
My sophomore year in college
I racked up $1500 in credit card debt playing online black jack. Yea, that was stupid. I also bet on the NBA 3-point contest that year.
This is less stupid than what Closure did.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Seems like a good bet to happen yearly, I think.
Though I suppose it happening on a Tuesday would make it a lot more difficult.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Does SW fly out of Indy?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Not direct to Dallas
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
ugh I know
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
Needs to die
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fly AA.
/benji
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
And miles from hot chicks
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
First consensus ever on LSB?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'll go over there and vote for theother one just to be a dick.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That's what I was saying!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
how long will it take for loblaw to get down the thread?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 9:59 PM CST via Android app reply actions
nope
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
nope
you posted that 5 minutes ago
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
12 minutes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
you may be right.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
O/U on # of twss's?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he's already had at least 2.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
under.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
MADE IT!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
27 minutes later.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
27 minutes
but I did have to take a break and give my baby some medicine. What a fucking whiner….
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
God, remember when commercials didn't talk about erections?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
or women pooping
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
They do not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Um, those yogurt commercials with Jamie Lee Curtis?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know what you are talking about
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Consider yourself lucky
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
I bet Taylor Swift does
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Taylor Swift LOVES dark times.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
With a champagne holder
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
my friend just said Paris Jackson is going to be hot..........................
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:18 PM CST via Android app reply actions
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
the fuck is this?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Paris Jackson
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
wait what
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Paris Jackson
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
didja see how NBC burned off two episodes last Sunday?
basically right against the NFC Championship Game? we’ve got good taste, bro … (pours a little beer into the gutter for Detective Jane Timoney … and the lot)
What do you want?
Luxury?
Location?
Good slots?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
mmmmm
Isabella Soprano
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Are you hacking to my computer?
I was just looking at a scene of her this morning.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 26, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
no
but I am a fan
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
indeed
amd I also see a little girl next door quality to her. until you see her do the nasty
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Taylor Swift might be there
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
He would be very lucky then
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I stayed at the Paris while I was there.
It was pretty nice.
My friend just went back recently and stayed at the Cosmopolitan. She wasn’t too impressed.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
My 2 favs are NY,NY and Caesars
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I would like to stay at NY, NY
Or at least spend more time there. Caesars looked nice too when we walked through it to go to the club.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
Clark County Detention Center
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Wash-a-hoe County, eh?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Yu Darvish
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Jan 26, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He IS just fresh off a divorce
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 26, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Eraser's about to get good, you guys.
He’s about to jump out of the plane with his chute all messed up
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
he pulls the cord
and a shitload of dirty silverwear flies out of the chute
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
watchin Criminal Minds and Boyd Crowder shows up on it
have to double take and
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
post fail nevermind
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
yikes
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I still would
Don’t even care
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Paying cash
first class
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
do me like you should
Fuck me good suck me good
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:39 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You definitely want to go gay
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
How can we get Schultzy to say this to every woman he encounters on campus?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
tell him Taylor Swift is there
amd blindfold him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't think there is a way
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Everyone has a price, Schultzy,
Write that down.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
Not Taylor Swift
she gives it away for free
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Especially if it is a six guy gangbang
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
it has been downgraded
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hmm?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
no more six man gangbangs
I think it is shifts of four
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
godfuckingdamnit
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Haha!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Shut up
Your reverse psychology won’t fucking work. It pained you to say that
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I bet she liked the 6 man rotations more
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
She loves those large chocolaty pulsating black cocks
by Texas Jihad on Jan 26, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Yep what a whore
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Promise Taylor Swift will let him hold her hand for a whole hour.
He’ll do anything
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 10:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I will not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
he bursts at the sight at her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Also
I would have sex with that woman.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
not like that is a short list or anything
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wish Fed had beat Nadal
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Fuck rafa, and not going to happen
Djoker has his number like he has feds
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah, the Djoker will keep it from happening.
But I dislike him for his friendship w/ Ivanovic.
Que sera, sera.
Body is going to break down
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
He's only like 25 right?
He’s not going to be top 4 at 30 like feds
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah
He’s had two many health problems so far and the way he plays isn’t going to help him
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't think I've ever stayed in a hotel by myself
and not drank. It’s kind of a a requirement to grab a 6 pack on my way back from dinner
No story. I'm just in Waco
and I picked up a 6 pack of beer on my way back from dinner. And I got to thinking if I’ve ever not drank when at a hotel when I was alone. And the one time I could think of was when I ran a marathon the next morning.
SWEET JACK DOT COM
ARF ARF
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
it doesn't really bother me all that much
and it’s on the stream WAY more than over the air.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
yeah i noticed that.
It hasn’t driven me insane yet.
Now that fucking gingerbread man commercial is whole different god damn story.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
the one with the DJ talking about "this is your party at 30%" for Bud Light making me crazay
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
ok
so for the last couple of days, I haven’t felt well. The major issue is that I feel weak and achy..kinda like when you get the flu. But I have no fever, headache, sneezing or coughing..just the aches. Should I have a drink? And I don’t want this to be the usual LSB who just constantly tells me to drink all the time with no consequences. Think this through.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
You are old
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hahah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
yes...32 on Leap Day this year
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Soooo...you're turning 8.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I'm turning 32 on my 8th birthday
little known loblaw factoid.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Boring lesson:
Factoid does not mean small fact. It generally means something that is unverified or just plain untrue.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 26, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
factoid: quit being a jackoff
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
wrarrrrrrrrrr
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He can't drink yet... That sucks
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's not old.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
true story
as I was lying in bed this morning, aching in my legs, I was like “if having cancer makes you feel half this bad, I really don’t want cancer”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Can you describe the ache?
Location, severity, sharp/generalized, if it radiates (starts one place moves to another), etc?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
I guess it's more in my legs..kinda toward the hamstrings
a dull ache that doesn’t move or get better/worse. Just achy..like how when you’re sick
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Deeper down in the muscle or more of a surface level pain?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
eh
it’s not anything severe…if I were scheduled to work tonight, I probably would’ve gone. And I haven’t been bedridden or anything..just kind of a low, dull ache. May be important to note that i hardly slept over the weekend…7 of 60 hours this weekend sleeping, but I’ve slept like a goddamned viking the last 3 days.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
It sounds like a flu-like achiness?
If that’s the case, it’s probably ok to drink, though you should know that alcohol isn’t wonderful for your immune system, so if you’re worried about an impending flu [like if you’ve been around people who are contagious], the best thing would be to get some fluids and rest.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
feels like i have the flu with none of the other symptoms. and I felt totally ok until about 7 pm tonight. And i still don’t feel as bad as I was last night.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
probably not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
especially if you are worried
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm not really worried
just wondering if it’s a good idea to make me a drank
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
well
it probably won’t hurt anything but I am not a doctor
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dr. Chrom
“so you have glaucoma, huh? Boy did you come to the right office…my van!”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
last night I had some wine from a box
and I had forgotten how I don’t like winebuzz.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I don't like wine
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 10:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
neither do i
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Me either.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yes
whisky buzz is my preferred. I can drink a shit ton and feel ok when I get up on a regular amount of sleep. If I get bombed on beer, I have to sleep for 12 hours and i still feel like ass.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Heh,
drinkin scotch right now
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
I am drinking woodford
I will be forever thankful to you for that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
=D
I would trade the rest of my Knob Reserve for a bottle of Woodford.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
heh
knob reserve.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I do enjoy the creek
but no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
but you are welcome to many drinks until it is gone
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes, but it takes a while to realize the difference.
The hangovers…takes much less experience to realize the difference.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently champagne hangover is bad?
The first time I got drunk it was champagne and cranberry, and I didn’t really have a bad hangover at all…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Champagne is gross.
If I drink it, I mix orange juice with it.
It makes me feel classy.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I don't mind it really, and love it with cranberry juice.
I’ve gone through a whole bottle in like 1.5 hours…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
i drink it with a straw out of the bottle while wearing a top hat
i also feel classy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Doing anything with a top hat is automatically 78% classier
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I need a top hat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, definitely.
I think cheap wine is probably the worst, but champagne is up there.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, the one time I drank cheap wine it was not fun
It was also probably the least I’d ever drank and gotten a hangover, too.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Good wine is good
In Austria last summer I almost dank as much wine as beer
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know that I've ever had Austrian wine?
Is it similar to German wines in that it focuses on fruitier whites?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
"fruitier whites"
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I'm surprised nobody has TWSS'd our convo.
One of the hardest parts about practicing patient interview skills on classmates is keeping a straight face through half the questions we have to ask.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
"so...may I please see your vagina?"
“doctor, I came in about my foot”
“I’ll show myself out…”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Apparently some of the women
said their doctors were like “oh, you have strep? PROBABLY ALSO NEED A BREAST EXAM WHILE YOU ARE HERE”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
So they hired female volunteers to allow us to do our first pelvic exam.
SUPER awkward. 4 guys plus a male doctor. Attractive nurse. I can only imagine what it would have looked like if someone randomly walked in. One guy giving the exam, the guy who just did it looking closely over his shoulder observing his form, the other two guys giving breast exams and the doctor overseeing it all. Whatever they paid that girl…not enough.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
what?
dude..please fax me an application for doctor school. I can do that shit
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
...................................................
this is the funniest/most awkward story ever.
Also, I could never ever be a doctor. We were talking about episiotomy the other day… imperforate hymens, “vaginal rejuvenation”…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
Oh man.
The girls in our class, most of whom had never had kids, held grudges against the guys for days after that lecture. We would rile them up by randomly utterying the words ‘hockey stick’ as we walked by.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Type of cut.
Instead of straight down or straight over, it goes down then over.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
So you prefered that part of med school to fat girl tampon retrieval?
[sheds a tear for deleted subthreads of days past]
*shudders*
Haven’t had to do that yet.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
Turns out,
episiotomies are on the way out as standard of care. They find it’s generally better to just allow the random bits of internal tearing than to create a man made tear.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
uh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
yep.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
Childbirth scares me.
If and when that day comes, I will be holding her hand and standing up near her head. I do not want a peek.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
both of our kids were c-sections
and it’s hard not to sneak a peak at your wife’s stomach just fileted open as they pull this fucking baby out of her stomach. it was nuts.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Pelvic exam or breast exam?
Your story doesn’t quite check out.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
All of the above.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
ah sexual battery..so kinda funny
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
It was a true story.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
My favorite hypothetical Historya and Physical
was with a good friend who’s an Aggie and absolutely despised their football coach [Franchione] at the time. So, as he’s making up his symptoms as we go along, Fran ends up with a raging case of hemorrhoids as well as the side effects from methamphetamine use once every seven days during football season.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
X
A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, “You need to stop masturbating.”
The man asks, “Why?”
The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you”
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 26, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
dammit i just saw that in something.
What was it.
Sounds like an old Jewish man joke….
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
More or less
They have a thing for mixing them with sparkling water too
I hate red wine so their obsession with white was good
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm more of a red wine fan than white wine fan,
but the first (and longest) time I went to Europe I was an 18 year old who didn’t know anything about drinking, so I missed out [stupidstupidstupid!]. The best part about drinking wine and beer over there is how fantastically cheap it is.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah .99€ for a liter of beer was baller
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm quite familiar with german beers at this point and beer in Munich really is that good
But a friend of my moms who has been living in Europe for 20 years says belgian beer blows it out of the water
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
As always, it depends on your preferences,
but yes, Belgian beer is generally considered to be (among) the best in the world. Lots and lots of types and versions and brewers who have been doing it for centuries.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
I worked with a Belgian guy at IKEA.
He informed me Stella Artois is Belgium’s Miller Lite.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
And it still kicks most amurrican beers asses
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yep.
It’s really not great, but it’s packaged and sold as such here.
Heineken:90s::Stella:00s
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
No shit?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
I still drink it
but if I drink only whiskey it’s an angry weird buzz now… If I just start on whiskey or mix in other drinks I am fine
by Texas Jihad on Jan 26, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Interesting.
I generally find my anger while drinking is indirectly related to how my sports teams are doing and directly related to the length of time that has passed since I’ve had sex.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
You should have a kick in the ass for being a pussy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
that sounds suspiciously JW-like
AQUA IS A WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Wait, Josey is a witch?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Damn liberal pussy
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hmm, I don't have any popcorn to make
and I really feel like butter popcorn. I do have like a premade caramel corn in the kitchen, but i don’t want that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Popcorn is overrated
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
The Popcorn Trick, however, is not.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
what is that?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Dude....
I know you know this….
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
...
..really?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Oh come on...
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Fucking A Loblaw, even Schultzy knows it!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
should i google this?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
yes.
Immediately.
Then report back after trying it with the Mrs.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
ok
I googled it. I am familiar with this, just didn’t know it had an official name.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Extra butter.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
If you insist.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I like popcorn.
Ended up settling for a couple of cereal bars instead.
I hate my diet.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I love those Cinnamon Toast Crunch breakfast bars
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I love cereal
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Cereal for breakfast sucks
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nope.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yes it does
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
this is terrible
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
wat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
Actually most cereals suck
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Cereals you like?
This will determine if I join Chrom in his treatment of you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Cinnamon Life. Pretty much any cinnamon flavor.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Alright, you have passed by the skin of your teeth.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
CTC is bar none the greatest cereal of all time
my college roommate, who also played was on the football team, would get a giant box of it, empty it out into a giant salad bowl, pour a gallon of milk on it, and eat the whole thing.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
CTC is the greatest for sure
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
nooooooooo
it is not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
cinnamon fucking blows
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:11 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This is why I didn't get the bad opinions meme.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 26, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
It's true.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
And at 11:11 cst
Another BTO
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
No.
but cinnamon is best in a hot application… like fresh out of the oven cinnamon rolls… mmmmmmmmm…. but it is less good in cold stuff, like cereal.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I love cinnamon rolls
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Gross
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.
You are going to fuck your baby up with all of these terrible opinions.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
you watched jersey shore tonight
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
whoa man
do you seriously just not like most of the things normal society loves? I mean, I’m picky as fuck, but no to cinnamon rolls? this is….out there.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Oh fuck you asshole
Don’t alienate me now. My opinion of cinnamon rolls has been crystal fucking clear
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it's just crazy
if we ever go out, will you just have a slice of white bread with a glass of water on the side for dippin’?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
No I'll have a miller lite
And a fat fucking burrito. And if it’s breakfast I’ll have real food not fucking cake with icing.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
whoa
you’re planning on having dinner AND breakfast with me? Uh…
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
not with that attitude
Asshole
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
you hate cheese
you don’t get to have an opinion
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
no.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
Cinnamon rolls make you feel warm and amazing
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
.....
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I'm trying to remember what this was actually in reference to
His mother, I’m guessing
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
uh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
You took my bad opinion and made it your own
Bravo
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
well this did not last long
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Incorrect.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Cereal is best as a midnight snack
A hot breakfast will beat cereal for breakfast any day of the week, but at like 1 AM, cereal is fucking awesome.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I love me some cinnamon toast crunch when I have been drinking
I don’t know why
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
IHOP is a great hangover place.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yep
Hot breakfast is sooo much better than cold cereal
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Agreed, but I have to cook it or go and drive and get it.
So I don’t get it much as I would like,
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
It's not hard to put something in the microwave
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
EL OH EL
like anything you can put in a microwave is better than cereal. apples and cinnamon oatmeal comes close.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
BTO
but those like microwave sausage, egg, and cheese english muffins are fucking awesome
I could eat like a whole box in one sitting.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
blech
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you dare talk shit on Jimmy Dean, Sandy.
Don’t you fucking dare.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't like eggs very much, so I really don't like those eggs
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Eggs are the best.
Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm gonna go make some eggs
*grabs chicken, starts to fuck it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
So your basic Thursday night routine then?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Hey, who is Greg Calhoun btw?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
he's a robocop superfan
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Plenty of things are way better
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Now if you had said eggo waffles, I might listen.
And if you had said cinnamon toast waffles, I might have agreed.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
I really want some fucking waffles.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Speaking of breakfast,
when is free pancake day at IHOP
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
whenever you find your gun, holmes
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
i want some fuckin french toast
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Let's go get breakfast Loblaw.
We’ll meet halfway.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i can't
i think i have restless leg syndrome
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
That's just your body wanting to get the fuck out of Oklahoma.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
In all seriousness, I think I may have this.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Pretty sure...
That’s just “Doesn’t Clean the Kitchen” syndrome.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
by Brad on Jan 26, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I really want to exam a vagina.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
*ine
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
Pssh
Like you’d know what to do with one if you saw it….
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
A fat girl gave me head on her care bears sheeted bed in Springfield, MO one time.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I got flannel winter sheets when I moved out here cause people out here don't like to turn on the heater much
and they’ve got little reindeers and snowflakes on them. They’re awesome.
but do fat girls give you head on said snowflake and reindeer sheets?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
You cummin to Opening Weekend?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck yeah.
There needs to be a select group of us in matching costumes.
Like the dudez without wives or something.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
It's going to be quite the box social, it seems like.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
A real gas.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
I usually just wear the condom all day
bc you never know.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
I staple it to the base.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
Well some of y'all might be
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Some people on LSB should buy season tickets
and then go every game dressed up like 80s pro wres fighters.
You’d be on TV every night.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I think we should do a Back to the Future theme.
Marty, Doc, Biff, George McFly and uhh…Flea as Needles?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
If we all stayed in character during a Knox interview, it would be the stuff dreams are made of.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
Challenge accepted.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
Pro wrestlers would be better
Because you could attack each other while promoing to Knox.
OOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
No one wants to dress up like a pro wrestler
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
what about the Iron Sheik
who is hilarious on twitter
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
who is greg calhoun dammit?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
Bob Loblaw.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Bob Loblaw.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
don't get caught up in "who is who"
just appreciate them for who they appear to me. namaste.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Shut up Steffi Graf.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I wanna dress up as Sting
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
KNOXY.
WILL YOU MARRRRYYY MEEEEE?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
It is no surprise RF
but you are in fact, cooler than Schultzy.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I grew up on that as well.
I’ve always liked the bad guys better.
Mr. Perfect, Ravishing Rick Rood, but also Razor and HBK
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
Alternate theory
LSB Dresses up as the McPoyle brothers (and Moe can be Margaret)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
uhhhhhhh....
i’m out.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I've had this idea as well.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
I really want to do a McPoyle
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
uh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Benji will buy out the rights to be Dennis.
You have to be Green Man.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
But Dennis went to Penn
and thinks he’s super hot.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Dibs on 1/2 of The Rockers.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
Cinnamon toast waffles freaking rock
Eggo waffles are very good. French toast sticks and pancakes on a stick are also amazing
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I haven't seen them in forever!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
Seen what?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Cinnamon toast waffles
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
They are still in grocery stores
I bought some last week
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
And it's not like I randomly saw them
I buy them often
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm literally going shopping tomorrow.
I’m gonna buy a shitload of breakfast foods.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You're not figuratively going shopping tomorrow?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
I am also a fan of Toaster Streudals
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Those are disgusting
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hot Toaster Strudel >> Hot Pop Tart
Cold Pop Tart > Cold Toaster Strudel
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 26, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
Less > on the first, way way more on the second
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'm OK with cold Toaster Strudel.
It surprised me the first time.
Also, I think Pop Tarts get worse with heat.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 26, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
Depends on the flavor, in my experience
Cinnamon is best, then cherry, then strawberry. After that, pretty much better cold.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
agreed on the pop tarts
i prefer my unfrosted strawberry ones toasted, but my frosted brown sugar cinnamon ones cold.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
The frsoted brown sugar cinnamon ones are amazing.
Hot or cold
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They're the only ones I much prefer warm
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
without a doubt the best pop tart flavor
i know my “i love unfrosted strawberry pop tarts” is kinda out there, though.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
yes, it is
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
Frosted blueberry
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ew
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
The fruit filled ones
The egg and cheese ones are awful
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Raisin bran
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
no
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
yes
I have moved to the crunch though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The crunch is amazing
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
they are great
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
I don't get anything near that good here
because ARGENTINA IS STUPID AND ARGENTINIANS DON’T LIKE COOL SNACK FOOD
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
MORE EMPANADAS???
NO?
TOO BAD!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 26, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, you like chips?
We have… 3 types of chips! Lays, Cheese Doritos, and Puffed Cheetos.
What do you mean you like different FLAVORS. BAH!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You have two of the top five chips of all time.
Just need Funyuns, Rold Gold Pretzel Sticks & Tostitos.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
no. He has none.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
NOPE.
The cheese doritos here aren’t like US cheese doritos… there’s no spice in them at all.
And the only BBQ is imported kettle cooked, which I love, but it’s EXPENSIVE.
Also technically there are some varieties of Pringles, but also, imported so expensive.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Also...
Cheese Doritos and Puffed Cheetos are the top two by the way.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Flamin Hot Cheetos >>> any other kind of cheetos
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
Flamin Hot Cheeos...
Is code for Burning Asshole Cheetos.
Puffed Cheetos are fantastic.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
time for me to get totally destroyed
BAKED CHEETOS TASTE EXACTLY LIKE REGULAR CHEETOS YOU CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I'm with you.
My wife vehemently disagrees.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
They have a weird feeling to them
Not bad though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
I've never really eaten them side-by-side
also Coors Light is the exact same beer as Keystone Light. They come out of the same vat…they HAVE to.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Keystone is like the very last sip of Coors Light
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
in a blind taste test, no one can tell the difference
trust me: I looked at an awesome vagaina with a bunch of doctors at medical school once.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
FLAMIN HOT CHEETOS OR GTFO
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
This man gets it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
I like regular cheetos more than the puffed ones.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I really don't like Cheetos
When the fuck did getting chip shit on my fingers become a fucking contest?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I lick my fingers after every one because I hate having dirty fingers.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Read this after the subthread on vaginal exams...
….. oh z button
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Even with the US Cheese Doritos which are better than the shit sandwiches they sell here
the Spicy Nacho are better.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Hahahahahahaha
This exact thought went through my mind litereally ten minutes ago. I’m thinking about just sucking it up and eating the caramel corn.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
Loblaw where is Bartletsville OK
or whatever its called?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
uh
i think it’s here
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I got this dating app for my phone that lets you see people's profiles, what they're looking for
if they’re dtf, etc etc etc, and I swear, that fucking place keeps popping up with chicks who apparently live there.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
it's north of Tulsa...fairly close to the OK/KS line, I think
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
If thy live in Oklahoma, that should be a dealbreaker
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
there are no dealbreakers in the game of the head.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
I immediately regret this.
That sentence is not true.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
and, mark.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
too late!
time to adjust my sig and lock that motherfucker in for eternity!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
he was talking about somebody putting wieners in his mouth
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
OUT OF CONTEXT
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he said it yesterday.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
yayyyyyy I am out of your sig
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions
only because that exact quote is in someone else's sig.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I'll take it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 26, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
NOT TRUE
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
He also said the America's penis yesterday I see.
Wow. Even by LSB standards yesterday must’ve been a dongy day.
AND I DIDN'T SAY THE 2ND LINE OF MOE'S SIG LINE EITHER
THIS IS A FUCKING CONSPIRACY
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Yes you did.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
HACKED HACKED HACKED HACKED HACKED
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
MarkOC
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Whoa, I remember that.
He went off the reservation, that’s for true.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i was hacked
i would never say anything like that.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
....
Wait until some snaggletoothed inbred hick chomps your dick off
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
go on......
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
This is what I think of when I think of a woman from Oklahoma
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
missourah isn't exactly Manhattan, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
While this is true, please consider
most of the people i encounter everyday are from out of state.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Replay of the all star fantasy draft now
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:00 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
are you kidding me?
it was the worst TV evar.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
haven't seen it and there's nothing else on
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It was atrocious
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
but man would I love to get a 10 min for Spearing on Larionov's daughter.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the new sublime album is not bad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I think it's always referred to as
Sublime with Rome
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
yeah no kidding.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
indeed
like him better than scott
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm not a huge fan either way,
but ‘Highway to Hell’ is one of the most bitchin’ songs ever.
Que sera, sera.
Can I Borrow A Feeling?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I really want to make you cry
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
fuck you for giving me shit for the stones
back in black is greatness
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Back in Black is good
but everything else they’ve done since Scott died was… well, a lot LESS good.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
yes
Bradley’s wife would not let them just call themselves sublime
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I dig rome
a lot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
no, schoolly
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not even as a "DadJoke"? it's very dear to me ...
(plus it seems to piss Moe off, that’s gotta count for something)
it is not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
just got in from a drive, saw what I thought was a dog crossing the street in front of me..
it was a coyote! someone’s pet is getting eaten tonight…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
they come down from the Hollywood Hills...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Hills are weird.
I looked at a map before coming out here and was like “what strangely shaped cities. They should build in between them too…”
I try and avoid them, that drive over Laurel Canyon or Coldwater Canyon can be a beating
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Christy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
she starred in the first porn i ever saw
and you are being rude
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
no that was John Holmes who lived on Laurel Canyon..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
He was discovered when a guy in porn saw his horse cock while they were taking a piss next to each other.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
themoreyouknow.jpeg
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
about giant cocks?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Stop talking about me, you guys!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
giant cocks with AIDS
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions
[writes that down for future band name ideas]
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
nope
he’s a puss.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
No, I just couldn't bring myself to go alone and act all surprised.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions
follow her on twitter.
Thats where I saw it.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
80's porn is weird
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
fancy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
coyotes wearing tuxedos
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
WATCH OUT FER BOBCATS!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
did you drive for fun?
I do that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 26, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yes all over the country...LOVE IT!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
twss
or twhs..whatever your preference.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
i would love to drive for fun sometime
i spend all my time driving to get somewhere
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
oh yeh Bob I put on XM89 and listen to baseball talk for hours til I reach my next city, it's awesome...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
i used to do this
when I lived in Abilene and my future wife lived in Tulsa….6 hour drive with absolutely NOTHING to look at in between.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Here's the full group of those vintage NFL concepts someone posted yesterday.
Some are more successful than others, but the ones i like, I really like.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
yes, no. no, probably, no
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Doc and biff?
Bold choice
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh
well done
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
No doubt.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
These are actually really fucking awesome.
Clearly they didn’t go to Goodwill the night before Halloween.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
"hey everyone
guess who i am? that’s right…a high school driver ed teacher!"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Who is those whore handing out the all star jerseys?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:52 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
the blonde?
Igor Larionov’s daughter
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Not Gretzky's daughter
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 26, 2012 11:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
More her, please
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 26, 2012 11:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
motherofgod
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 12:03 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
She is outstanding
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
my new skates will be here on Tuesday
hooray!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
AIRBORNE
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
ground shipping was free
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
what?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I was thinking of the movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
MOVIE WAS HELLA TIGHT, BRAH
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 26, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
I enjoyed it as a kid
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
the movie "Airborne?" never saw it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
hey, Dennis
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
why is this
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 27, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
Sorry to hear that
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 27, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
what's up?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Loblaw posted actual pornography
LAWLERS!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 12:08 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
IT WAS A GODDAMNED ACCIDENT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Right
Have some more Woodford
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 12:10 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Canadian Club
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Gentleman Jack
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
Hahahahaha
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm sory for sullying your brain, Schultzy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Schultzy, do you masturbate?
I apologize if this has been discussed at length already.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
of course he does, do you think he's content with wet dreams?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
she is not hot
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
i mean
she’s cute. but I definitely would not classify as “hot.”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Do you not remember saying you'd do the fat chick from the Back to the Future troupe?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
bro
“hot” is totally separate from “doable.” I’d do a lot of things. But that doesn’t make them hot. Would I get all up in there? Of course. That is not in dispute. What is in dispute is whether I think she is hot. And I think that she is not. I rest my case, your honor.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Motion for directed verdict granted against you.
She is, in fact, hot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
she's like 17
and has no cans or rear. MOVE TO STRIKE
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
NO. FURTHER. QUESTIONS.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
That's not how it works.
Verdict has been given.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That's not even the right thing to say there...
Denied?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
OBJECTION: leading the witness
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I'm the Judge.
And we’re not even taking testimony here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
In fact, you already rested your case.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Motion for New Trial first.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
this pic is a misrepresentation of tits that aren't there
I’d still skeet all over them though
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
she's yummy..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Wouldja?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
OF COURSE YOU WOULD.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
she's like candy, where do you start licking is the question..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I'll start on the breasts and work my way down thank you..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
thinking about baseball?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
well yeh she's about to get a long ball...so yeh
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
long ball?
what does this even mean?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
balling is fucking...a long fuck
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
oh
I wouldn’t know about that
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
oh that's right you're married..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
yeah
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
back of her hand?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Nobody is that gay.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
ARE WE SERIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT
and how she’s the hottest woman on the planet or something? Yikes.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
yeh I don't think he could do it, poor guy..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
popsicle sticks taped to both sides of his dong
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 27, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Richard Simmons: not gay
I heard he runs through blond hookers faster than Prince Fielder goes through ribs at a Western Sizzlin buffet.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Or faster than your remaining unbanned time on LSB
A burden should never be something out of your control.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
You're not even allowed to link to porn Loblaw!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
it was supposed to link to a picture of a box from a porn video
and she’s not even good looking or has anything sticking out of her. I should get an exception. Aqua, will you be my lawyer?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
the funny thing about computers...
They only do exactly what you tell them to.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 12:34 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'M NOT SMART WITH COMPUTERS
I MADE A MISTAKE!
Was RF offered forgiveness for the dinopenis pic festival that was this summer?!?!?!? YES. I hereby appeal to Adam’s sense of forgiveness. And love of DadBoner.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
You know, she is flat enough,
might be able to pass her off as some 80s hair metal dude.
Que sera, sera.
tht's what I was thinking
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I don't take loser cases.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Old Dickie S would smash the hell out of that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Taylor Swift
Turner of Sexualities
That’s her gang bang appeal
A burden should never be something out of your control.
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
what man doesnt masturbate?
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 27, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions
i do not
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
You are a liar
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm sorry
I meant “I haven’t in the last 14 minutes”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
With that pic you just made him more afraid of sex.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 12:14 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I guess if you're gonna do something wrong, do it right .
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
x
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
a/s/l/fave 80's porn?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
what is with your "a/s/l/" shit today?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
today?
I invented that shit in the 90s
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions
Say a prayer for Loblaw, gents.
He’s outtie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Time of Ban
1:33 EST two days post-januarmas
A burden should never be something out of your control.
if I get banned and JW gets to troll around with his bullshit
I’m gonna be really sad
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
who was that?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
MarkfromOC.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
must've missed that
the short version?
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Or send AJM an email titled...
“Hey asshole…”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 12:37 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
this is the biggest thing since Spadedsnake and diseasedpenisgate..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
and he's still around so I think Loblaw will survive it..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
If you get banned will you just create a new username of Officer Bob
and post with that?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
IP ban..
make him use proxies
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 27, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions
I'll go with "vipers place" since that was the name of the porn in the pic
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Probably wouldntbe a permaban anyway?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Yeah, I shoulda just kept scrolling
Nevermind.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
THAT'S RIGHT
keeeep scrolling
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
is Loblaw's entry for hairiest bush still up?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 12:32 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I CAN'T MAKE IT DISAPPEAR
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
IT DID!
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
testing testing
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Would you rather your awful porn link mistakenly post on LSB or Facebook?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 27, 2012 12:37 AM CST reply actions
LSB
thanks, GoET. I love you.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
The Joe Nathan of goET.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
please don't ban me
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
THIS CALLS FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF DRANKS!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I think this is the hardest I've ever laughed at an LSB subthread
A burden should never be something out of your control.
aside from my dancing on the thin line of blasphemy, it's been good times
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
And yet, it will all be a memory.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
This will forever be our secret, guys.
Let’s act all elitist. Well you guys act all elitist. I’ll be myself.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 27, 2012 12:40 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
see I've linked to porn but never posted a full on tit in a post
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 12:42 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I have a screen shot of it saved
So that if I ever am arrested in Oklahoma, I can blackmail Loblaw to break me out
"Who the fuck is 'Loblaw' you goddamned hippie?"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Your real name is in this thread, isn't it?
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 27, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions
I DON'T HAVE A REAL NAME
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talkinga bout.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You guys remember that time that Loblaw [redacted]
/benji disappears
A burden should never be something out of your control.
We could go a different route and talk about
the hardcore porn he posted. Full gang bang anal action
A burden should never be something out of your control.
she is always involved
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Swifty could teach everyone here a few things
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 27, 2012 12:51 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
So somebody found the Taylor Swift sex tape?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 12:50 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
There are more than one.
Just ask Siri.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
No camera in the world can get wide enough to pick that up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well this thread got out of hand
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 27, 2012 12:47 AM CST via mobile reply actions
twss?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
i had a dream the other night that I was Brittney Spears' bodyguard
the dream was completely devoid of sex. Just me doing the usual protection duties. It was weird.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
while he was scrubbing this thread of things that may have or may have never existed
I wonder if GoET removed that hilarious dick tattoo on the leg pic that was posted?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Well...
I did NOW. But I assumed that that was just a nightly thing that RF posts.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 27, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions
hahahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Just showcasing my new ink, brah.
I distracts the fools I’m playing on the blacktop.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions
did everyone go to bed?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
a/s/l/fave Beach Boys song?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Good Vibrations
either that or the one that goes “Let me go home, let me go home”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
there ya go
that’s it. the song makes me sad..but I think it’s supposed to make me sad
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
anotehr great one
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
the first Rangers game I ever went to
I was 7 and we went because the Beach Boys were playing a concert afterward. My mom was a huge Beach Boys fan…we got to skip Sunday night church to go, so it was a pretty big deal. The game was rain delayed and we were there well into the am hours, as I recall. one of the very important memories of my childhood.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I once got a Nolan Ryan/Charlie Hough doubleheader followed by the Beach Boys concert.
cmfs,b.
Que sera, sera.
ted?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
sounds great
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
it's cool
nerds run things in our society. they really do.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
x
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
so my wife was nerding the shit out of me about this tonight
wondering when I was going to put in for detective. the pluses: daytime work (except for call outs), safer (no one’s ever shot at a detective), more stable (the hours never change). the minuses: not as fun or exciting, have to get off the swat team, have to wear a tie, have to be at work by 9am, plus I lose my sweet off-duty job as a courier where I make $1300/month for working 6 hours/week.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
"courier" meaning like drug trafficker?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
heh
courier for the school district. picking up the cafeteria money,the coke machine money, the football ticket money, etc
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
You can still do that.
Just dress like Sipowicz and take a little off the top.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
SIPOWICZ WAS NEVER CROOKED
he was a cop’s cop.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
like the fedex guy, who doesn't even realize he's a drug dealer
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Not getting shot is a pretty good plus
by can we get hatcher back on Jan 27, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions
eh
never got hit so far.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Jesus, you guys
Did the “+new fanpost” button dissapear while I was gone?
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
sounds like your new computer is broken
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
I'm not even on it right now
I’ve got to get some shit cleaned up on Connie so I can transfer it over.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I do not know what that means
I’ve got to get some shit cleaned up on Connie so I can transfer it over.
is Connie some kind of sex doll?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
His computers have female names.
Do you not name your computer? That’s probably a nerd thing, mostly, I guess. Mine is Magellan.
mine is
porno machine
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Technically the desktop's name is the Fortuna Constant
It was supposed to be an Andromeda-style name.
So yeah, it’s totally a nerd thing.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
imagine that
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
Magellan is named for the ship's AI in a space-set RPG I ran one time.
It was an exploratory class vessel thus the ship was named for an explorer.
When it came time to name my desktop I wanted to name it for an AI. I was originally going to name it for something from either a novel or a movie or something, but remember how much I liked NPC-ing as Magellan’s AI in that game so I used it instead.
Thanks Ghost of Teddy Roosevelt.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Bob posted porn
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 27, 2012 1:37 AM CST via Android app reply actions
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
You posted those tatas and goet had to delete
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 27, 2012 1:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
NO ONE HAS ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
It literally just happened
(.) (.)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 27, 2012 1:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
NOTHING HAPPENED
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
If you say so bob
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 27, 2012 1:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
SHE RAN AWAY SCREAMING FROM WHAT?
NOTHING HAPPENED
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
WHAT FULL FRONTAL I POSTED?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
goodnight, nerds
LET US NEVER SPEAK OF THIS NIGHT EVER AGAIN
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"I would like to be sweet talked a little more before I put that in my mouth" --chrom; 1-26-2012
We should all turn tonight's events into a Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU-type google bomb for Loblaw
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Damnit, Loblaw posts porn and I missed it?
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It was awesome.
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