1/27 OT Thread
by jonthefon on Jan 27, 2012 6:49 AM CST
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Additional random thought: I watched Four Weddings and a Funeral earlier, and to me, I think Loblaw's opinion of Andie MacDowell is only mildly validated by what I see in the movie.
Also, very tangentially, I remembered that in watching Being John Malkovich, it took at least twenty minutes for me to realise that John Cusack was the guy playing the main character. Has that happened to anyone here - where you've failed to recognise an actor/actress which you really should recognise?
There's 75 words.
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Pith has a sad, you guys
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 7:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
dry cleaners
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 27, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
89 cents per shirt (find the orientals.. they do dry cleaning on the cheap)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
Dude, orientals is *not* the preferred nomenclature.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Agreed it's not preferred but is it truly offensive?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
One of my best friends is chinese
It is more a sign of sad ignorance that offensive, but still offensive.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Yes
It defines them in opposition to the occident, that is what’s offensive
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 27, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
So I was listening to 105.3 (hosted by Mark Elfenbein and Josh Lewin) and they just ran a bit (Josh was singing) from a character known as "The Notorious J-E-W."
Referencing Elfenbein’s Jewishness Josh (who I assume is Jewish) sang, “Home-boy wears that (bleep) on his head like a crown…Eating all kinds of mahtza and sh(bleep).”
Hmmmm.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I need to go to one.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Happy Friday
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 7:38 AM CST via mobile reply actions
So I just wrapped up a turn through the Die Hard series this week
And you know what I realized?
Die Hard 4 is actually the best one.
Even over the original. Which I LOVE, don’t get me wrong. But Live Free or Die Hard pretty much quintessentially sums up the whole series.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
This is not even remotely correct
Live Free is a pile of poo, comrade.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 8:07 AM CST up reply actions
I didn't hate it.
But I did not like iMac guy in it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm of the mind that With a Vengance was the high point of the series.
Sam Jackson makes everything better.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 8:08 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, Justin Long has the Jon Heder touch when it comes to movies
And as much as I love Timothy Olyphant, his character completely sucked ass. Hans Gruber would wipe the floor with that little twerp.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions
Or any other good villain ever
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 8:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
They go in this order:
1. Die Hard
2. Live Free/With a Vengence
3. I can’t remember what the second one is called.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 8:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Die Harder? Vengeance*
Did you know that there is a new one coming out in ’12 or ’13?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 8:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
The first one is the best, there can be no other answer
And I didn’t realize till recently DieHard was supposed to be the sequel to commando
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Yeah, that was surprising to me, too
Pretty weird/interesting.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
that popup video style airing of commando was awesome
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Loved it
I missed the first part of that airing so I stuck around to watch the replay immediately afterward. Pissed me off that they didn’t replay the pop-up style the second time around.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
So theoretically I could watch them back to back?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
This looks amazing, someone post it as a picture
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 7:57 AM CST via Android app reply actions
By 'someone post it as a picture' do you mean 'someone make it for Keynes now?'
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Food porn
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions
Awesome
Is it too much to hope there’s a layer of English muffin under that egg?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Biscuit
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
These are pretty easy to make, btw.
I probably wouldn’t use cupcake liners. Just put a slice of canadian bacon in each spot of a cupcake tin and crack an egg in the middle. Bake 15-20 minutes at 400. And breakfast. Except for Loblaw, who hates eggs.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions
This is happening
This weekend. But with real ’muhrican bacon!
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Mmmmm
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
Seriously? Eggs too?
If I had Loblaw’s food opinions I’d look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
Seriously, other than booze, what does he like?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm not that hungry
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
And apparently Bob posted nudie pics in last night's OT?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yes
And it was glorious 80’s porn star nastiness
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 8:17 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
banned?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 27, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
Missed the last train home
Birds pass by to tell me that I’m not alone
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
lostprophets?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions
Rogue Wave
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions
Wasn't really happy with them when I saw them a few years ago.
When DCFC puts on a more entertaining live show than you, you may have taken a wrong turn.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
I caught them twice over a 3 day span at SXSW, and they were alright, but nothing really stood out.
Just glad I didn’t pay for it (free badge!)
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
IamaGM IamaGM.com
“All Dolan would have to do is ask, and Phil would say yes” – person connected to Phil Jackson dlvr.it/17Zx8v
in regards to what?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 27, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
I had to write a sexy scene in my novel last night.
Sure could have used LSB’s help.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
You have a dinosaur character?
Cuz we can help with that.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
No dinosaurs
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
Wait...sexy scene....no dinosaurs....
I don’t even…
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
I haven't yet started on the novel RF commissioned
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
...but it's coming, right?
I mean, it sounds like you’re saying there’s a chance.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
It's going to take some coordination
He’s providing the illustration, and I’m adding text. I think he’s been preoccupied trying to get head lately … not as much focus on dinos.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Guys are ALWAYS preoccupied with getting head
Shouldn’t really inhibit focus on anything. We’ve made it this far…
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Good to know
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Was just having a conversation with someone about this.
One of the biggest differences between men and women is that guys generally have about 2-4 things in their heads at one time. Sex is always in there, sometimes with a differerent level of importance.
Women, on the other hand, tend to have countless things running through their heads, and sex may make it into the top 25 sometimes.
The connections that women make are amazing to me. A woman could be eating lunch and see someone wearing a certain outfit and she starts thinking
“Do I have a similar outfit? Could I piece something together from my closet? Oh crap, I forgot to take that sweater back to the store! Ok, I’ll do it when I get home. But I really need to clean up the closet first. I wish my husband would help me clean it. He will probably just want to play Skyrim when he gets home. Why doesn’t he help more around the house?!”
She went from a nice meal to have an arguement with her husband that he doesn’t know exists…yet.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Stereotypes that render our gender essentially cavemanlike are fun.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Thanks, Aqua
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
What a Jesse Spano thing to say.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
takes notes
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
lol
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 8:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Some buzz words
‘rape whistle’
‘penetrate my skincave’
‘fustulence’
‘corn-port’
‘Does that cost extra?’
and ‘diddle’. ‘Diddle’ is really a mainstay, I’d find a way to get it in each paragraph.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
*mentally logs "corn port" for future use
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
hmm
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
bone coaster
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 27, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
cock sheath
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Should probably avoid "ham wallet"
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
Ew, you gross bastard
Line, man. Line.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
The only time I've ever heard the word "diddle" used is after the word "kiddie"
I don’t think thats the kind of porno we’re talking about here.
How's that novel coming along?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Finished chapter 8 last night
Mailed out some updates to my beta readers today.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
Totally jelly
Keep it up, comrade. Maybe one day I’ll get off my lazy ass and finish mine.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
If I didn't have writing as an outlet
I’d be crazier than you guys already think I am.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
Luv ya, Micah.....but I have a question....
Isn’t a little weird and difficult for you to write a romantic novel when you have never had your boobs touched by a man, much less made love?
I’m not trying to be mean. Just wanted to know how you relate to what you write. Do you write the romance parts as what you would like to happen to you someday, or just go off what you have read in other novels?
- sigh -
by b.pate on Jan 27, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow ....
I believe it’s called an imagination. And my friends are great resources too.
But thanks for this reminder.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Also, I now feel rather naked on LSB
So, thanks for that.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
I've already had GoET delete one thing today.
And it doesn’t matter. It’s been read. I’m preparing to become a meme. Or just for someone to have more ammunition against me. Nothing can stop it now.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
You have more faith in LSB than I do then.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
I really don't think anybody will
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Noooooooo!! I was trying to ask a serious question and should have done it privately, sorry.
Any information I mentioned is what you have told us here on LSB, so it wasn’t anything we didn’t all know. You have nothing to be ashamed about and should be proud you’re not a slut. You’ve never seemed ashamed of it, so I didn’t think it was a big deal. I probably shounld have worded it a little more gently, sorry.
Disclaimer…..my co-worker and I were having an argument with another about him hating the xbox 360 without ever owning one and then I started reading this thread at the same time. I saw your novel posts and it made me wonder how you do the same thing with out ever experiencing the thing. That’s all. I was typing my question to you while angry at him. Bad move.
- sigh -
wow!! what an ass!
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Not talking about your ass.. not that there is anything wrong with it that I would know of!
Sorry you’re so sensitive I have to cover my bases.
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fucking cleaning my ears this morning and
the fucking q-tip broke off in my ear.
so now i have a q-tip in my ear.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
wow...
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
sounds like you were trying to clean your brain
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
Better get one of those critters from Wrath of Khan to clean it out
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
man, i saw that movie in the theater as a kid
that shit gave me nightmares
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
> hold nose
> blow
> retrieve q-tip after expulsion from ear
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Yeah
This
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Couldn't this have some pretty dire consequences?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Jan 27, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
well his brain could come out his hear
but thats insignificant
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
just tried this
hurt like fucking hell
not doing it anymore
(no q-tip)
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 27, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
I wanna try an ear candle.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Guy I used to work with did
He was getting ash from it in his face, so he pulled down a dixie cup to put between candle and face.
Wax dripped on dixie cup, dixie cup melted, molten plastic plopped on his thumb, burns happened.
Other than that it was pretty awesome though.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
never done it, but I heard they work really well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
doctor's appointment at 1:30
boss is mad i have to miss work.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 27, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions
i'm freaked
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 27, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
you ok bro? doesn't sound good
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
doctor at 1:30
should be routine
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 27, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
ahh ok then
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
its going to hurt like fuck coming out
then again you might like the sensation of cold metal being inserted and slowly pulling out
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
ewwww I had a needle stuck in my neck once when I was awake, I passed out :(
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
is it?!?!?!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
This is a problem
you can fuck up your drum, as GhettoBear or take a quick trip to the ER
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 27, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Woodford Thursdays make for Headache Fridays.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
???
Where is this?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
The headache? In my brain.
Woodford? In my liver.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Oh, so this took place a Hacienda Jeezus?
Thought this was some Woodford special at a bar. I would like to pay less for Woodford.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
Oh no. It was at Sullivan's.
CEO picking up the tab, so I guess it was kind of on special.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Nice
I did this with Macallan once. It was a great night.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
i got some macallan
i may just need to re-acquire my liqour tolerance, it’s burny
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I will take it off your hands if it is too "burny"
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
its just been a long time since i've really drank liqour
it always tastes like burning
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Thats unpossible
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
Heh. Tomacco.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Jumbaco?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
I want one, bad.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
What is this?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
First you take the Jumbo Jack
Then you add two tacos…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Jack in the Box grosses me the fuck out.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
JUMBACO!! JUMBACO!!
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
happy endings = good show
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i need to get back into that show. watched a few episodes during the first season but havent really watched since.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 27, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
i watched the first 2-3 and i was out
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
this episode about dave being addicted to v necks
is funny.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
LOL
Seriously though, I’m really stoked about this movie. Hope I don’t raise the bar too high.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
It doesn't sound like it is quite as much of a dumb action movie as Taken
Not sure if that’s a good thing or not.
Looks a lot like The Edge
And I loved The Edge.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
lolol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
It looks like The Edge
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
D'oh!
Beat me by 1 min.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
Anthony Hopkins>Liam Neeson
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Water is wet.........
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
From Ebert's review
It so happened that there were two movies scheduled that day in the Lake Street Screening Room (where we local critics see many new releases). After “The Grey” was over, I watched the second film for 30 minutes and then got up and walked out of the theater. It was the first time I’ve ever walked out of a film because of the previous film. The way I was feeling in my gut, it just wouldn’t have been fair to the next film
That bodes well if you ask me.
Wait, meaning The Grey was that amazing?
Or it was so horrible that he felt he was in a bad mood and would hate the second movie?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
He gave it a positive review - 3.5/4
It sucked him in so much that he was still thinking about it during the next film instead of getting sucked into the next film.
Ok, good
He has gone off on movies that I thought were awesome before. Was worried.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
That is awesome
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
yep
X-47B is a technology demonstrator built by Northrop Grumman for the US Navy, a stealth unmanned combat aerial vehicle with a 62.1-foot (18.92 meter) wingspan. It’s capable of operating from an aircraft carrier, using its two bays to deliver 4,500 pounds (2,000 kilograms) of weapons to any target as far as 2,416 miles (3,889 kilometers) away.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 27, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
bam
The next version of this drone is called X-47C. When it arrives near the end of the decade it will be even larger—with a whopping 172-foot (52.4-meter) wingspan. That will make it as big as the B-2 bomber. Theoretically, the X-47C will be able to carry 10,000 pounds (4,500 kilograms) of armament.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 27, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
I think the government just repainted a capture alien spacecraft
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Drone, right?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
fuck...
Reply to Tnt
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
fuck you ticket stream for having the volume on your shows much much lower than the commercials.
fix it now.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
I like Razor's ideas for putting the All Star game and the Winter Classic on the same weekend.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I think the FCC was doing something about making tv stations level things out
I wonder if they’ll do the same for radio.
its never been like this before.
i think it might have something to do with the move
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 27, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
This move has made for drop gold though.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
get i5 if you are going to be doing anything more than general browsing, etc
dont get i7 unless you are going to be video editing, etc or have the cash to blow.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
gonna need a dual or quad core tho.
especially if its HD
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 27, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
thanks
bought an HP refurb 130 days ago. LCD screen tanked last night.
Fun with 90 days warranties. Back to Dell.
you can prob get another LCD fairly cheap
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
i enjoy my i7, 8gb ram
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 27, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
what comp do you have?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
mbpro 15inch
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 27, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
dammmmmn
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
ive been thinking hard about upgrading from my core2 mbp
to the new i7s, think ive had this about 4+ yrs
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Try using a baseball bat
That usually does the trick.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
My other novel (on hiatus) is a baseball romance. So I actually could work in a bat. But I don’t want to. It’s not that kind of novel.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
only thing ive had die is the battery
twice, and apple replaced it.
it’s just a tad slow editing photos and such, i replaced the hdd and that helped.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Yeah, my battery is starting to show signs.
The only thing that’s failed is the charger, but I got one of the knock-off ones and it’s worked good. I only wish it could use more ram.
mine dying is my own fault
i run it plugged in all the time
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
get the i7
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 27, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
Not that I'm aware of...
I’ve never had an issue with them anyway. They cost less than Intel if that’s a concern.
if its a desktop id say it doesnt matter, laptop i'd go intel
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Weirdest wedding cake ever?
I’m not even sure what’s going on here …
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
Have you ever been to Cakewrecks.com, Micah?
I bet you would enjoy it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
No, but I will do that this weekend.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
It's hilarious
If you go there and decide you like it, then you could buy one of their books. I would recommend the first one.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
FTR, there are some waaay weirder weddig cakes on that site
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
And some weird wedding cakes, too
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
haha that is awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Mark Cuban mad at the ticket...what's going on?
Listening to The Ticket radio….total idiots. Absolutely no clue.
hey Mark....any pub is good pub
deal w/ it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
when did he say that?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 27, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
This is why I love Bob and Ray
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Good for Mark.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Surely you jest.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I do not.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Kinda silly to call a talk show hosts idiots because they're criticizing the poor play of one of your more premier athletes don't you think?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't even know the current circumstances.
I think the Ticket hosts have said enough idiotic things in the past to deserve it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Pretty sure
that was when they were talking about Odom and his awfulness.
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 27, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
well its true....Lamar has been horrid this year
and I don’t give a fuck what he is going thru…produce or your ass is on the bench.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Right, I agree
Cubes is just sticking up for his boys
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
and thats perfectly ok for Cubes to do.
just don’t be surprised when the criticism flies….thats what the media does.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Gotta be mental, he's been atrocious and Cuban knows it..
I first I thought it was only about getting traded but cmon hasn’t he gotten traded before? Someone needs to call him out in that locker room, its getting ridiculous. I heard about him having personal issues, then sit him down and let him talk to someone.
I love The Ticket but recognize that their opinions are idiotic at times.
That said, I agree with them on Odom. He’s been horrid this short season.
If I were Cuban, however, I would do the same thing.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
There must be something going on off the court with Odom and the organization is protecting him.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
He was like a 15 ppg / 8 rebound player with the Lakers.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 27, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
Really, for his career that's what he's put up.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
With all the crap that happened to him in the off-season,
I can understand him not being prepared for the start of the season. But the ongoing struggles are confusing, since he’s been surrounded by basketball for the past full month.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Gary Allan is underrated.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i'm right where. i need to be!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 27, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
Beat me to it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm just sitting here watching airplanes
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
things got pretty hairy in the late night LSB thread..
I hope Joey Kirby didn’t see dat shit…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Ha
Hairy as an 80’s porn star bush?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yuuuuuuuuup
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
haha....WTF did I miss?
wowzers
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
it was pretty funny, Loblaw messed up a link and this 80 porn star suddenly appeared in all her naked glory..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
hahaha....thats awesome
i’m sad i missed this
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Were y'all making fun of Canadians?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:23 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
no Kirbs is15 and last night's late night thread was R rated...Loblaw had a spadedsnake moment..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
He's on the internet, he's seen that and worse
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I'm kinda joking, but I don't know if he has or not...the parents could have locks on shit..
He’s probably seen worse in real life….these days.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I'm friendly ol' Canada?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
In*
Screw auto correct
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
sure they like to have fun up there too...when they're not freezing their asses off..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
that's what I'm talking abooot!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
He must think that all women in Canada have huge boobs
He’s not accounting for the layers of coats and turtlenecks
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:33 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Thought you were hitting on Canada for a moment...
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
at 15 he's probably already impregnated 3 girls and been in a gang bang
then again, he’s canadian so im not sure
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
hahaha yeh I would not be surprised, the girl he was dating was pretty hot..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Is this a real girl we're talking about?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
yeh he showed a pic of them together...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I wouldn't guess thy y'all would have this pic hiding somewhere?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
she'll come back, they always do...you'd like her.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I'm the only other person on this blog that can legally say that she's hot
I need to see her
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
well ok then Mr. Fancypants..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
He has all control of adjectives on this blog.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
All your adjectives belong to me
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:43 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I feel like she was friend zone.
We talking about the pic that RF posted?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I think Kirbs did...maybe...she was a hottie...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
He's dallied with Taylor Swift?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Who hasn't other than Schultzy?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
Exactly
Everyone’s been there
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Shut up dumbass, it's not working.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
Taylor Swift is such a whore
and how dare she eat all the soup? What a pig
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
This is pathetic.
Have some fucking backbone about you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
What is pathetic?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Defend your lady to the death, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
But then I wouldn't be able to take the fun out of it for you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh it'll still be fun...
But everybody knows that you don’t really mean the things you say about her.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
I have seen the light, she is a whore
and so anything you say will not bother me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I can't believe you think you're fooling anybody.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
I find the meme quite hilarious now
I didn’t at the beginning though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So take heart, Schultzy
You’re the only one here who has yet to contract Taylor Swift’s AIDS.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
I am the 1%
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I feel you, Schultzy
My big celeb crush is Jake Gyllenhaal. Not many places he hasn’t been. Including your lady.
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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Of course, there are two people (non-celebs) who outrank him on my list in terms of desirability.
So I guess it’s not as crushing as it could be.
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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Oh Taylor is not my number one by any means
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Ha ha
Good to know. I assumed she was by your defense of her.
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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
So I'm not the youngest LSBer?
Yesss
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nope
Second youngest, probably.
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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
Next time he's on here I plan to treat him like he's 10 years younger than me
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I had to study last night....
Glad I stayed out of that thread.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 9:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
No you're not.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
also, this has been the week of hell.
i fucking had that freak out thing the other night. i fucking get shit stuck in my ear.
oh, and also i might have cancer. went to the doctor on monday. follow-up next wednesday.
end of TDT is nearing
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
The end is not near.
Gotsta chill, brotha.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
If you have cancer
I would suggest that you start cooking meth
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
thats my plan
but im going to go straight to season 3 walter white
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I think I would do this as well, go out with a bang...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Sorry to hear that, TDT
Hope you can relax a little this weekend.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
you'll be fine...just go to the doc and get some anxiety meds
only way I got thru the engagement and wedding.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Jeez, dude
You maaaaay have too much crap going on right now. You will be fine. Calm yo self.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
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by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
So I apologize to any fringe hockey fans that turned in to the All Star draft last night
Good idea….horrendous execution. That should have taken 30 mins at the most.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Why couldn't they just fucking do sticks in the middle?
That was painfully long, and those fucking Sens fans booing the Leafs every chance they got, fuck them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Apparently Benn was out signing boobs last night after the draft.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 9:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
YESSSSSS....
Pics or GTFO. Oh and the repeating everything describing each player in French can GTFO
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Its a French Canadian province....
Its no big deal. I think its law there.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 9:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
OK, so they have great prices on Macbooks here on campus
And the battery on my 2 year old Toshiba is d.e.a.d.
I’m considering making the leap….is that wrong of me?
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 9:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Stupid app.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 9:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
once you go mac, you never go back
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Don't they obligate that in the T & C's?
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
nah, cus it's a lot like crack
once you get that first taste you keep coming back
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
The only thing you may miss is having "real" excel.
But that’s an easy fix with a virtual machine. I need to try the new Mac excel sometime. I’ve heard it’s improved a lot.
newest office osx fixes that
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
even for heavy use?
I know they added VBA back for the new version. But the interfaces are similar now?
wouldnt know about heavy use
i only use it every so often, but the addition of vba was greatness
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I'll still have my HP Envy at home
But I need a laptop at school and this seems a logical choice.
I’m just hoping I won’t get too pissed off at the differences in osx vs. Windows.
I’ve heard the only real drawbacks have to do with Office and Quicken.
Also…I look forwars to being a user of PC and Mac, and not being a blind gambit of either.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 9:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Your last point: that's what I do.
I have an hp 8460p for work, and 2 macbook pros at home (one personal/one work for editing), and they all have different benefits.
Being a blind fan boy of either side is lame.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
FUCK YOU
/justkiddingstillownsadesktop
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
the big advantage is being able to do both
you could dual boot, or just use a virtual machine
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I was a fan of google docs for school work.
That way I could always access my stuff. And I have way too much cpu stuff. The wife refers to my office as the dorkatorium.
Put on nerd glasses next time you're entering passion town, and tell her there's a detour to the dorkatorium first.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Oh man...
This is what my desk is like. Ultra dorkdom.
And yeah, Google Docs is already a staple of my life.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
did Benn go last?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 27, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
next to last....so SUCCESS !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
2nd to last...
which is actually worse, since doesn’t get the car.
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That is one ugly car they're trying to jam down America's throats.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
roddy buckets + lamar odom
for steve nash. would you?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Yes...
But according to jam you’re an idiot.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
U mad.
And I didn’t say that. I said it’s good that Mark Cuban isn’t afraid to call out members of the local media.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Why, what good could that possibly bring?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
What good does it do to let public opinion makers go unchecked in their opinion making?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Cause who gives a fuck?
Why go about as the owner of a franchise and make yourself look like a whiny child who can’t accept criticism? He’s right. Odom is playing like absolute dog shit. Deal with it and quit acting like a fucking twat because somebody had less than flattering things to say about one of your players.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Whether you think this is petty or not has nothing to do with.
Mark Cuban has every right to say whatever the hell he wants about local media members. They’re criticizing his job so why not criticize theirs?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's their fucking job to criticize him on the radio whether he's doing good or bad...
Cuban’s job is to put together a good fucking basketball team, surely you know the difference.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
And surely you know that Cuban is a vocal, brash person who has never shied away from saying what he feels.
He’s prideful and overly sensitive and that’s what this stems from. I don’t really see this as out of the ordinary for Cuban or that big of a deal. He’s defending his player and his move. You’re mad because you think his actions are petty and don’t concern his job; he obviously feels it’s important to fire back and protect his player.
What is it that, at this moment, you would prefer Cuban to do to go make an already good fucking basketball team better? Has his tweet interfered with that?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I wouldn't say that at all..
But it’s best just to keep your nose out of it and move on. So this is the first time anybody has ever criticized one of his players? Gimme a fucking break. And it’s one thing if the criticism is wrong, but they’re right. So instead of getting in a childish pissing match, move the fuck along. It does nobody any good to get in a twitter flame war so why even start? He won a Ship which is the ultimate trump card, you’d think he lost his little dick syndrome after that but he’s still same crybaby he always was.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Well, yeah.
Why are you getting so worked up about it if it’s the same old shit?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well since he won the Ship I gained a lot of respect for him and thought maybe he'd finally see that that's what it's all about...
And not be a huge pussy when somebody said something negative about him, but nope, same old Cubes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
all day long
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I finished the 3rd season of Breaking Bad last night
OMYGOSH
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:42 AM CST via mobile reply actions
AND IT GETS BETTER!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And it gets even awesomer!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Taco Town!
But seriously, Breaking Bad does get even awesomer in season four.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
AWESOME
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Apparently we're not allowed to talk spoilers
but the Season 3 ending….wowzers.
I did not see Walter getting out of that situation the way he did.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know that the spoiler rule should apply to things more than a year old, so season 3 should be safe.
But I will say that the end of Season 4 IS SOFA KING AMAZING
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yuuup
quite amazing
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So, the same 2-year old who dropped our iPad from the second story landing pushed the iMac off the desk in my office last night.
Computer privileges hereby revoked. Children are monsters. Monsters.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
2-3 year olds are a nightmare...
this girl who comes over to express one of the cats has a almost 3 year old…that boy is constantly walking around picking up shit, I have to watch him like a hawk….NON-STOP…I don’t know how y’all do it.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
i have a 9 month old daughter......i'm fearing this phase coming up.
that being said….dreading when she turns 13.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
>buy gun
>have friend over when daughter goes on first date
>reenact Reggie scene from Bad Boys 2
>???
>profit
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You a big, tall, Ludacris looking mothafucka'
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You smoke that shit? You tryna' get my daughter high?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
My friend has two boys and a younger daughter
He already told me that, once his daughter is old enough to interest boys, he will sit her older brothers down and have a talk with them. He plans to tell them, “Guys, there will be a lot of younger boys that are interested in your sister. If any of those boys hurts her, legally, I can’t do anything about that. But, I want you to know, I will NEVER punish you for anything that you may do to them.”
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
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by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
I like this idea
only problem is the boy is younger
by grn_lantern on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Can still be effective, depending on how much younger
/Girl with a younger brother
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by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Did you know that Reggie was legitimately scared in real life while filming that scene?
If I remember the story correctly, they didn’t tell the actor about the gun or how much he was going to get yelled at.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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the more you know
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
yikes poor Jihadi
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah I don't know what I'd do if my bun in the oven wasn't a boy...
There’d be a power struggle in the bigtill house that’s for sure.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
LOL
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
The thing is...
I grew up with three older sisters in the house and know what a complete fucking basket case teenage girls are. There’s just nothing I’ve ever seen like it. I’d lose my mind if I had to deal with it twice.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
no brothers?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Nice.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I have a step brother whose 10 years older than me.
So by the time I was 8 he had already moved outta the house. And then there I was. All by myself with the most horrible of horrible people.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
yikes, I had 2 brothers and no sisters...probably a good thing...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
You have no fucking clue how right you are.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
I have three younger sisters
all in their early 20s. All of them batshit insane. They’re improving.
One sister couldn’t stop crying at my wedding. like..non stop for HOURS.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 10:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
wow that's crazy...maybe it was that time of the...well you know
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah you'd like to blame it on that and give them the benefit of the doubt...
But nope. Just nope. They’re fucking insane. All of them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
wow I had no idea..
it was awesome having 2 brothers because all we did was play sports ALL THE TIME…I miss those days.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
if I had had 3 sisters I'd of wound up playing with dolls...F that noise!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yea, then you run the risk of turning out gay.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
no, you run the risk of turning out effeminate...big difference!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I know, just busting your hairless balls
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
LOL how'd you know?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Most gay dudes
are efficient manscapers… at least the ones that take care of their bodies.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
They could teach us a thing or two that's for sure.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
for dfwag..
“too much effort” is what your lady is going to say when she looks at that dong surrounded by a huge bush…when you ask for some head.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah it'll go like this...
“Yeah it’s too much effort to pick all your ballfro outta my teeth so I’d just as soon not go down there.”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
Specialty clippers, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
You're trimming with clippers...
No clipper is going to get a clean shaven look (which I already know she doesn’t want).
Of course not...
Brazillion(intentional) is for the ladies, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
No kidding.
I broke out the razor for the wedding night. I think the scene in the shower, with me, my razor and my cojones could make for a hell of a funny movie scene.
Paging the Farrelly Brothers.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
(shudders)
Trimmed is fine, but no razor is going near deez nuts.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
I figured she goes through the pain for me....I could do the same.
I’ll never go the wax route.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah, but she's more or less shaving around a flat surface
Me, on the other hand…
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
She found it fascinating it was even possible.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Plus if you don't do it almost every day
pretty soon you get that lovely Sandpaper Crotch going.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
Sounds like a scene from
“American Wedding” (of the American Pie franchise)
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by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
yuuuuuuuuup
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
But then you could have turned....
….wait.
Everything I’ve been told by Fox News is a lie!!!!
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was just sent a picture of my 15 month old
he had climbed up his highchair and was perched on the tray. He’s a head injury just waiting to happen.
Ours fell off the chair the other day, bounced off another chair and went splat on the floor.
My wife Damn near had a heart attack. I couldn’t stop laughing.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
hopefully little girls are a bit more subdued...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Mine's never done
anything similar…she three and leaves the computer where it’s supposed to go
by grn_lantern on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
you're lucky..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
That's what I keep saying to my wife...
She gets frustrated over our 2 year old and I say…just wait until she’s 12 and starts ovulating.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 9:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
really? that bad?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
did you make her your little princess and it's coming back to haunt ya?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
She was an inherited runner
She has only lived with me for the past 2 1/2 years. She has never had a father so I am her father and am in the process of adopting but she was spoiled before I came along.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
You deserve extra points for level of difficulty is she turns out sane.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
if*
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
She will be fine. She is just a dick when it comes to school work
and cleanliness. I have already had to call one boys dad and have a talk with him about his shithead son, but that doesn’t phase me.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah. I suppose if your biggest problems are homework and cleanliness, you're ahead of the game.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Everybody says "I just want a healthy happy baby"
And that’s true, but they’d prefer a healthy happy boy.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think this is true.
:)
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Ha ha ha
This might be true. But I know a few exceptions to your theory.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
All rules have exceptions.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
My wife and I would prefer a boy first
not saying that we wouldn’t love a girl if that’s what happens, but teenage girls are fucking crazy and I would dread the day her hormones took over and she went batshit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
And God fucking forbid you have two daughters that are even close to the same age...
I mean I’ve seen more civilized bar fights than some of the shit my two oldest sisters used to do to each other.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
I suppose most guys probably do prefer a boy first.
Since I’m going the single mom route (in a few years), I might cry if I find out I’m having a boy.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, good god, no
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
My wife has said, jokingly, that if it's a girl, she's sending it back.
Part of it, I’m sure, is wanting a little boy that plays little league and football and all of that, and the other part is she remembers what she was like and doesn’t want more of that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah, well I won't have any idea what to do with a little boy
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
They really are...
Nowhere near as complex as women are. I’m actually surprised that I’m straight when you consider what I had to put up with growing up.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
I smell a sitcom!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
I'll have a fanpost everyday, asking LSB what is wrong with him
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Unless my son is 6-4, 210
I’m going to emphasize school more than anything. Play sports all you want, but grades must be excellent.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
To be honest...
I hope in that area, that he has my intellect but my wife’s work habit… because if it ends up the other way around, he had better be amazing at sports or really, really good looking.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
JUST GOTTA CALL THEM LIKE I SEE THEM
(she’s not stupid, but things don’t come to her as easily as they came to me… I’m just lazier than shit)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Meh, that Y chromosome comes in handy
for fixing stuff around the house, lifting heavy objects, warding off snakes and whatnot.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
I can do most of that myself
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Be an OCTOMOM
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
No thanks
Aiming for one. Maybe two if the first one doesn’t kill me and I still have childbearing years left.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
It's like dogs...
Get two so the other one has something so spend time with and make the other one tired.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
I think one at a time is best for me. I’m pretty awesome, but I’m not super woman.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
I do.
I wish that we had twins with our first.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
She is precious.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Never give these little monsters a cell phone!
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
That's true for boys or girls.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Oh see this might be where I luck out...
Mine is 3. So hopefully I can intervene in time before she’s anything like her mom.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
Shut up, both of you...
Let me live in my mythological world where my presence somehow has an impact over this.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Yes. Very, very bad.
Girls are crazy, yo.
Apparently its much worse between girls and their mothers.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Heh
Yeah, it’s fun watching my sister-in-law and my niece interact- could not be two more opposite personalities.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
The problem with mothers...
Is they can never stop being mothers. I feel like fathers can let their kids go, but a mother’s instinct never EVER goes away.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
It's not just that.
Girls always seem to have a nasty rebellious streak. They do the opposite everything dad says and try their damnedest to be nothing like mom.
And end up EXACTLY like them in the fucking process.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
Well of course.
Because mom usually pretends to be somebody else from what they were growing up to set a proper example for the daughter. This just causes the daughter to exact exactly like she did growing up.
My sister is basically my mom part deux.
The real nightmare begins once the 13-month old learns the ropes. They're going to troll us so hard.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
My sister has done similar things
I feel your pain
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
They truly are awful creatures.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I feel for you, My 3 yr old niece...love her to death but yikes..
Her last name has got to be..put it down, don’t touch that..
This past Saturday I left my work laptop plugged in and sitting on the arm of the couch
My daughter needed (or thought she needed, either way) to get something that was behind it and accidentally knocked the whole thing on to the floor.
The laptop was fine, but it broke off part of the thing that plugs in to the laptop itself. She was distraught. I’ve never seen her so upset with herself. She kept yelling “I’ll fix it, Daddy! I’ll fix it! It’ll be ok, don’t worry!”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Which makes it virtually impossible to ever really be angry with them...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Before tailgate?
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
Seriously, where?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
Geez...
Pretty expensive joke.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Those are pretty awesome
Not sure where I’d wear it though.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Also, I would think we could make a paper version cheaper
Not as fancy, but it’d get the job done.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
The paper ones I've seen, but they don't contour to your face, so they end up getting damaged pretty easily
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Hmmm
Still think there could be a cheaper option.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Dempsey v Donovan today, you guys.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yep. 3ET
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Wow, that BA Thread last night...
DO NOT WANT.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Nononononono.
It’s #donotwant, at the back of the throat.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
sooooo that's what a Mike E looks like....interesting....
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Heh, that was hilarious.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Awkward facebook conversations FTMFW
We are a generation of social retards.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
I didn't see a place to put the plug...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Moe posted a Facebook convo she had with Mike E
in the thread
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
soo fucking biazarre
that guy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
So, this this tearing pain in my ankle, on the inside, under the ball of my tibia, whenever I flex my ankle upwards
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Could be The Clap
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Hitlery has em...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
i thought that said labia at first
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
shin splints it sound slike
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Shin splints or a high ankle sprain.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sounds like RICE should be somewhat sufficient then
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Just got the latest Neon Indian album
Thoughts?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 AM CST reply actions
Work, please stop interfering with my LSB time.
*phone rings
Goddammit.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
gonna check out the Taco Bell breakfast with my egg burrito coupon...
those warm cinnamon bon bons filled with eclair look dangerous..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Whoa whoa whoa
When did Taco Bell start doing breakfast??
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
yesterday
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
x
http://bottomline.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/26/10244227-taco-bell-jumps-into-the-breakfast-market
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Holy hellballs
Now, the question is, is it worth it to get up 10 mins earlier to hit up Taco Bell for breakfast on the way to work?
I’ll get back to you on that…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
But there's not a Taco C within 50 yards of my apartment
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
Well you got half of it right
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
it's worth a try....the menu looked pretty good....I still like Wendy's b'fast the best
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
didnt wendys stop breakfast?
i thought their stuff was turrible
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
nope it's actually one of the better ones imo...
http://www.wendysbreakfast.com/
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I like the bacon fire roasted burrito myself...and a few other things..
fresh baked oatmeal bar is awesome and fruit salad, can’t go wrong.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
oh yeh and the seasoned home style potatoes are real good..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
hmm all the ones near me stopped doing it atleast a year ago
and those items certainly werent on the menu then
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
oh they serve til 11, all the other places serve til 10:30...that's a plus
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
love cabana b'fast!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
When they realized too many people were making it to dinnertime without having the hershey squirts.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It is truly the most disgusting of all the fast food taco places.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
If we do, I nominate the shit out of Burger King
Damn that place went downhill, and it didn’t start up in the goddamn mountains either.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
Has it?
I always preferred BK. There is not one close to me though
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
It's not what it used to be but I'd still eat it over Taco Bell.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
The one across the street looks like a great place to buy meth/crack
Burgers? Not so much.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
I liked their burgers better than McD
I only eat off fast food dollar menus though
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Dude I love McDizzle
Never get tired of the double quarter pounder. Yeah, yeah, TWSS rabble rabble…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
I order the same thing every time
2 McChickens cut mayo add mustard
1 double cheeseburger cut the onions
and a small fry
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
I used to be a big fan of the Chuggets/quarter pounder combination
- with cheese + ketchup only, 4 piece Chicken McNugget, with a coke.
Boom.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Gah
Stupid SBN formatting.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
hard to fuck up eggs and cinnabons...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
x
Sausage or bacon and egg burrito
Hash browns
Seattle’s Best Coffee
Seattle’s Best Coffe premium vanilla or mocha iced coffee
Tropicana orange juice
Johnsonville sausage and egg wrap
Steak and egg burrito
Grande skillet burrito
cinnabons
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
It's National Chocolate Cake Day.
CS, B.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM CST reply actions
The coolest of all CS, B's
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Matteo, or anyone else playing Hero Academy
how bad do those fucking Elves suck? It is annoying as shit when you get paired up with them.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Finally unlocked the M14 last night on MW3
Can’t wait to try ‘er out. I’ve missed the old girl…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM CST reply actions
not enough spray n pray action on that for my tastes
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Yeah but all the automatics have wonky-ass spreads
Been using the M4 for weeks now (it was the first one on the list, so I just started with it). That thing could bracket somebody at fucking 10 yds, I swear.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
I know you're supposed to tap/feather the trigger
but they make it really exaggerated if you go full auto.
Usually a 3-round burst gun is my go-to for assault rifles, or the M14.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
I have been usinf double tap with the Skorpion
goes thru the whole clip pretty quick
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
I think he means in reference to past video games
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Right
Obviously automatic rifles kick like a crazy bitch.
But I’m pretty sure at a range of 10 yds they would hit a target directly in front of them. The designers have deliberately been tweaking the weapon spreads since the earliest games in the series.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
It'd hit, but they run up really fast depending on the rifle and length of fire.
I haven’t played the game. So I don’t know if they getting more realistic or not.
I also usually equip any full autos with the grip attachment which is (obviously) supposed to reduce recoil
Or is it just the M4 that’s this bad?
I haven’t even tried an LMG (figured they weren’t worth my time).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
not reduce, but allow the shooter to better manage it.
muzzle brakes and compensators can affect recoil. They all climb when shot. I wouldn’t say the M4 is worse than any of the others.
Right, but again I'm talking video game here
In the game the recoil is supposed to be reduced by adding a grip attachment.
Doesn’t do jack to stop the ridiculous spread though.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
I traded in MW3....
I hated that game.
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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
MW2 was so much better and I may even be inclined to say I liked Black Ops more
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
See, I HATED MW2
*spawn
*get killed by helicopter
*wait
*spawn
*take 2 steps, get hit by Predator missile
*wait
*spawn
*get shot by asshole using 1887s from 50 yds away
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Once they fixed the 1887s it was much better and I was one of the people that took advantage of the killstreaks
I think MW3 needs to patch some things up like the shotguns for it to be better.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I hate the MW3 maps though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Ehh, the only map I openly despise is Village
God I hate that fucking place.
(Good)
Arkaden
Seatown
Dome
Outpost
The one in France (can’t remember the name)
(Decent)
Mission
Carbon
Fallen
(Boo)
Village
Bakaara
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Meh I despise the maps on this game
They have no flow and it seems like every game the play is different
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
My complaint is with the spawn system
For the first 2-3 mins, there is some semblance of order and you can know the relative locations of one side to the other.
But then people start spawning directly behind you, or you pop up and then BOOM, instantly dead again because some dude with the shotgun is standing next to you.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
This
MW1 was excellent. Haven’t really enjoyed a Call of Duty game since.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, the first Modern Warfare was fun, exciting, and well balanced.
None of the others ever seemed to get the weapon balancing right.
they started tricking it up too much after MW1
the game annoys me yet i still play it, i need a support group
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Heh
I know exactly what you mean.
I think LSB OT threads are my support group.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
I have the strangest relationship with it
On the one hand, I despise the Call of Duty franchise for being the pinnacle of a very very sad trend in FPS gaming (focus almost exclusively on multiplayer, no regard for history/accuracy, etc). The game itself is fine, but because it’s so incredibly popular, you get a larger sample of players and therefore a larger sample of assholes, campers, shrieking 10 year old boys, cheaters, etc.
And on the other hand, I play it almost every day. I didn’t buy it (relative got it for me for Christmas without me asking for it, go figure) like I did all the others in the series. Usually I turn the game off feeling more angry/frustrated than when I first logged on.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
i like battlefield better but it takes forever to load and play a game
mw3 is good for getting a quick game or two in
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Lsw > your gun
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 12:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is that the L86?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Crazy big clip?
I think it is
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Has this been discussed on here?
((Sorry about the size. I tried to make it readable.))
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"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 AM CST reply actions
Commenting on football is easy
Either agree or disagree with playcalling.
If someone beats you to it, then either love or hate the execution.
Done.
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What a pathetic loser.
She cheats on him ‘a few times’ with her ex-boyfriend, and now he’s desperate to impress the ex-boyfriend.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I bet that she is not even his gf. If he lied about playing qb, what else is he lying about - having a gf.
He is trying to steal the linebacker’s chick. Asshole loser.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, the story definitely does not add up.
Whatever the real story is, this Craigslisting going viral has got to be the greatest achievement of his worthless life.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So a Djokovic vs Nadal final should be pretty good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Only hot single chick who works in the office just brought her "talking" date by for lunch
Dude was wearing an A’s hat.
I feel so disappointed.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM CST reply actions
I guess a date that doesn't end in fucking.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Beat me to it....lol
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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Been trying to set this girl up for months now
(she was a bridesmaid…tried to hook her up with at least 2 of my groomsmen, lol). Introduced her to baseball via Rangers Weekend at the office.
And she settles for an Oakland fan. In my presence. P’shaw.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Well, she said "we're just talking"
Which I assume means “slampiece.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
of course it does.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Agreed
Sounds like chick-speak for “I don’t have to feel like I’m in a relationship with him but I allow him to repeatedly violate me”
by grn_lantern on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Of course that's what it means.
She doesn’t want to lie but still wants it to sound she isn’t jumping his bone every chance she gets.
"I'm just letting him try to find the bottom of it..."
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
Throat punch
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
sounds like a douche
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Who wears a baseball hat to work?
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
He doesn't work here, comrade
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
This boy will never NOT make my day
Tim Stop, of course. You can watch him in action at the 24 minute mark of this link.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM CST reply actions
Bachelor for the next 48+....
Fucking bring it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Watch 48 consecutive episodes of The First 48.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
WHY ARE YOU NOT JACKING OFF RIGHT NOW?!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
I've been up since 6 am, holmes.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Good job...
DON’T WASTE THE DAY
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Fucking gross.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
What are you gonna do?
Go smoke a bowl and then get a bag of Santitas chips and pour a can of chili and a bag of cheese in it. Then eat that shit. That’s I would do.
That, and watch some Quantum Leap.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Or Fritos. Frito Pie in the bag.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
It's pretty neat.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Go to 7-11...
buy big bag o’ fritos, open bag…pour the chili and cheese for the nachos into said bag….
Win.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Sounds disgusting
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I've never done it...
Only reason I know about it is bc the 7-11 by campus has signs on the chili and cheese that says they’ll charge you for it if you put it in fritos.
jerks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
It's awesome
Or, I should say, it was until I got sick doing that once. Haven’t done it again since.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
I even do it with the Chili Cheese Fritos
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This guy gets it.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
He does.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
2 day drunk
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
If you can sneak in some strippers and blow
that could be fun too
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
That's how you stay awake while drinking all of said booze.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
mmmmm, perhaps...
but that’s probably going to be tomorrow.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Just go to your favorite watering hole
and get blasted and pass out by 8.
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
No, didn't take that job.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Well, good luck to ya.
/Willie from Swamp People
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Karaoke?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 12:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Shouldn't have saved Rive Fenix' picture from last night.
Now my download history includes “penis-leg. jpg”
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM CST via mobile reply actions
NEVER click an RF link. L learned that the hard way with his meatspin link.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Hah, well, this was a pic
of someone with a tattoo of a penis going all the way down his leg.
GoET had to delete it.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm just going to leave this right here ...
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 AM CST reply actions
That sounds like how charter describes movies
I think one last night said something like “This is an uninspired boring remake of the Amityville Horror”
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
Holy crap. I can never bring myself to buy the authentic jerseys.
If I was going to spend $110 bucks on clothing, I’d buy a pair of shoes, a pair of jeans, and two shirts for work and have money left over for a cheeseburger.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Last night, my roommate's boyfriend made bacon in a microwave, and dipped it in mayonnaise.
An entire pack of bacon for himself for a late night snack. Dipped in mayonnaise.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
When's the funeral?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
TBH, I'm worried too soon.
He’s. . . not healthy. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I mean
I love bacon and mayonnaise more than a normal person, but this guy’s some some self-loathing and eating issues that need to get straightened out.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My roommate was completely disgusted.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
i've dipped fresh tamales in mayonnaise before...
I was stoned out of my mind though.
He was stoned, right?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Miracle Whip only.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
That doesn't get you high
That’s not what you use for whip its
by Texas Jihad on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
2/5 of an amazing sandwich.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Which is why it is so painful that so much of the cast can't sing.
Especially since Sarah Brightman is in the movie. Let’s put a bunch of people who can’t sing in a movie where everyone sings and also include one of the greatest sopranos of all time in the movie. That won’t make these other people look terrible at all…
(flashbacks of Sweeney Todd)
(shudders)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
Sweeney Todd's worst singers aren't as bad as the worst singers in this movie. Although the top end talent in this movie is much higher.
Both movies have really difficult songs. Although technically a musical, Sweeney Todd’s songs are alot more operatic in style than most musicals. So given that, I don’t know why they didn’t just cast performers with more musical talent (for both movies).
I like both. But well the fun of Repo! The Genetic Opera is really how just out of it the movie is. Plus, well, it is a modern opera…and it does have Sarah Brightman (love you, Sarah). Sweeney Todd on the other hand does do a good job of setting the mood and presenting the world.
Seriously, having people who aren't singers try to sing opposite Sarah Brightman is horribly stupid.
And, yeah, I know no one else cares about this movie.
Is it just me or are tax returns nowhere near what they used to be?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You'll be able to claim 2 dependents next yaer!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
kids are gigantic bundles of money come tax time.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Have you seen this?
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=2481&t=8626523
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
WTF!?
Asshole. He makes us all look bad.
Also, the NMT thing isn’t true.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
What is NMT?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
A player for KU;s mom died so there is a rumor going around that we made shirts
that say NMT (No Mom Tom)
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
damn..
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It’s fucking awesome.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
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This is correct
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 27, 2012 12:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I felt like giving it a standing ovation
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
are you one off those guys that claps at the end of a movie?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heh, no
Those people drive me cray
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I've actually sat by myself and applauded a movie on the couch
But never in public.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
I've done it with the director in the room (film festivals)
but besides that… no.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
If I were ever going to....it would've been The Grey
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I have absolutely no desire to see that movie.
COME AT ME, AQUA.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's so much better than I anticipated.
Nesson is a boss
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Read a review that was comparing it to Hemingway's "Snows of Kilimanjaro"
which I thought was a bit of a stretch, but intrigued me.
The more I see/read, the more I want to see it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
It's apparently based on a short story. Had no idea beforehand.
It’s intense for the full two hours.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I did it
when they re-released Star Wars. I was like 13 for A New Hope and we went to a special late night screening and it was all nerds in costumes and everyone cheered for the opening and closing credits.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
As much as I hated the movie
Going to the midnight showing of Ep. III was the most fun I’ve had at a theater.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
heh, it was a great time to be a nerd
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Truth
I’ll never forget standing in line when some dude in a Vader costume gets out of his car about 100 yds away in the parking lot.
Some kid yells “GET HIM!” and a flood of Jedi take off, plastic lightsabers in hand, to do battle. Lol. Meanwhile, Wildcat moves up in line…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
lmao..
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I love midnight showings
all those people come out, it’s pretty fun.
As for Return of the Sith, which btw was quite enjoyable, I saw about a week in advance since I worked at a theater at the time and they sent it that early so it was just me and like 4 others in there heh.
I did see it again on opening night but not the midnight showing.. still had a good time.
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Debbie downer time.
I sat down in my class and some guy in a Brian Wilson shirt sat next to me.
About 2 minutes later, someone with a Cardinals jacket sat on the other side of me
I was wearing a Rangers shirt (but you can’t see it because I was wearing a jacket).
I have a sports sad now.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Fight them
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh wow
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
dangz
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I got trolled by a Cardinals fan working the checkout at HEB the other day.
Bitch.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
whooooa check out this winter x games crash from I think yesterday..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Saw that at a restaurant last night.
Once I realized he was ok it was pretty fucking hilarious. His legs start kicking like he is trying to air run to catch up to it.
that's a long drop down on hard snow...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Baseball talk in the OT
In about an hour, Mayo’s doing a prospect chat on MLB.com
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Also, thanks to the OT thread last night.
I went to the grocery store after class and bought a bunch of breakfast food.
Nomnom.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
More beans and coleslaw for lunch today.
If only I could have a little cheese and cornbread to go with it…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
coleslaw isn't low cal/fat
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
It's also disgusting.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
it is when you use non fat yogurt
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Or close enough when you're eating beans with no fat in them.
CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME, DAMMIT
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
what on earth?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Trying to not be so fat and bloated all the time.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
o u fancy!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Fuck!!
What the fuck is the purpose of YouTube having a auto playlist system if a fucking 14 minute bullshit political ad pops up at the beginning of some of the music videos???
I don’t wanna have to switch back over and click to go past it!!!!! Fuck you!!
- sigh -
jeez
go do some curls….
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Thanks for that comma.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Pandora?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 27, 2012 12:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Spotify?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 12:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I predict massive amounts of fail
IamaGM IamaGM.com
Shaquille O’Neal to host “Hall of Game” awards show on Cartoon Network dlvr.it/17dChB
So Shaw withdrew his claim of the winning lottery ticket
Def. some fouL play going on there
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?
I think he’s talking about this story
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/27/us-newyork-lottery-idUSTRE80P29120120127
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oh my god.
Franchise updates on The Show.
Want it now, now, now.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I believe it's like March 6
or maybe 16.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
If this keeps my RTTS from being traded from Frisco
to the White Sox for Thornton and Floyd, then YES!!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 27, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
Josh Hamilton was in San Diego for something to do with the game
They posted part of the photoshot with him on the Show’s Facebook page, but didn’t reveal what he did down there.
by Perfect Zero on Jan 27, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
Hypocrisy Moment
Had Burger King for lunch. Wasn’t anywhere near as bad as I remembered.
Maybe it’s just the one closer to my apartment that is so booty.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:36 PM CST reply actions
Worth seeing?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 12:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
from where?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Private tracker - shoot me a message via email if you want deets
ben (at) benjihana (dot) com
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Is it a good private?
The ones I’ve been around lately suck.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I enjoy it
Decently quick release times (not 0-day stuff) but they’re good.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I need something for TV that's faster than eztv
which is just soooo slow.
It was why I was willing to pay for fucking megaupload… I had my shit like 15 minutes after it finished airing. Stupid government.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oh for TV I have a different tracker I use that's the best
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Deets me.
I needs my shit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ooo
Want to email that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 1:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
God Almighty
I’m really having to rein in a lot of Moe’s song additions to the playlist. She went out of control.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Some of it I did to spite you.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Random question
You guys ever run into a former partner/hookup/gf after like 4-5 years and found they’ve just gotten huge? I’m talking like full Orca here.
Such a weird feeling. I mean this girl was a one time hookup (the classic “best friend of my ex” revenge fuck), but she was pretty good looking back then. Now?
Yeesh.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:50 PM CST reply actions
Trust me
It’s a lot worse when you find out they got hotter.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Maybe so
But I dunno. I feel like I should just cross this one off The List, in case anyone ever found out.
‘Cause you know you’d be like “She was hot back then! I swear!” and your friends would go “riiiiiiiiiight…”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
6
I don’t like blondes
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
this
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Come on now
Hot wimmenz be hot wimmenz.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Another ex - far right
But this is when I dated her…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The other two chicks Mediocrity
Is enhancing your old ones hotness.
But still hot.
by PhilKidIsHero on Jan 27, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Let's all post pictures of the girl who took our v card!
No, actually, let’s not. That’s a dangerous game.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
we gonna try to one up each other?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Yes, you do.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 27, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
There have been others hotter
but I don’t have pics :(
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Well that's a pretty scrumtious morsel right there, sir.
Bravo.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 27, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
only because of boobs
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I don't know if I can find photos of that Mexican hooker.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I MEAN UH... KATE UPTON.
YEAH, THAT’S IT.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
draw a picture
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
My current wife, who is wife #2
took it back in high school.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 27, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
Colonialbob can't....
His exceeds the 300 width limit.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 27, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
REC ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Really
They look almost the same to me.
1st looks like a girl next door version of the 2nd one who is in slore mode.
by PhilKidIsHero on Jan 27, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
what did she look like when you dated her?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Pretty similar
But not quite as modelish-hot
A burden should never be something out of your control.
haha yup
she had a kid though so I guess I can see why but jeez get yourself back together..
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pretty much all of my exes have blown up, except for my most recent ones
but soon…
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Being apart from you made her distraught.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
MCAT tomorrow
Scared as hell, but gotta tough it out now
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
Best of luck!
Rock it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 12:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Vfn
What’s your email?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 12:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
bruschimania@gmail.com
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Good luck sir!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
G'luck!
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 27, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
You = got this.
Fuck it up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Thanks for all the kind of words!
I really do appreciate it. Even though its not till tomorrow afternoon, I figured I might as well just take it easy and not study as much today. Might just go rewatch game 6 of Dallas/Miami from last year lol
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
LSB is behind you 96.4%
Let’s do this!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
Good luck.
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Took a coworker to lunch today
Because it’s her birthday and I don’t think anyone should have lunch alone on his/her birthday. It was fun to have some girl time too. I spend so much of everyday conversing with you guys. I needed some balance.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
lol
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 27, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
lol
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
The car next to me on my way home today was red with gold stripes.
With 2 Iowa State decals on the back window and an ISU license plate cover. I looked over and the driver was wearing an ISU jacket.
Thought you should know.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Ha
Thanks. I wonder if it was a fan or an official university car. Probably the former, but you never know.
"DAMN STRAIGHT. I LIKE MY GAY SEX WITHOUT TRICKS." - Chrom
"If I drank I'd get wasted and sing Usher all night" - knockoutking
by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
you're not a guy?
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oh shit.. I see now heh.
I really didn’t mean to start stuff. I had only seen Michah post a few times and didn’t realize.
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yeah.. I said I see now.
I thought it was weird she said she spends a bunch of time here.. and just the other day I was wondering what happened to baseball.
Then I saw the quotes and figured okay she must have been here awhile must be a name switch..then saw what was under that.. heh.
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Oh wow he's serious
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2012 1:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
no he isn't.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
he's joking
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
or at least better be
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
So, y'all like, made out, or what?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Anyone here build model cars?
Just started my first one recently.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I miss model airplanes
I sucked at it as a little kid, but I had some cool shit. Now I could probably do a much better job, but I just don’t have the patience/energy.
Figure I’ll get back in to it if I live to retirement age.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
Judy Greer actually looks really hot in this.
I never really thought of her like that before, but she cleans up nice.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oh, she's always done it for me.
She delicious.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 27, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
take a good look because its the last time you'll see these michael!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Greatness.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 27, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
I WILL NEVER REFRESH THIS PAGE
MIKE E RETARDERY SHALL LIVE ON FOREVER!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
What got deleted?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yeah nevermind I fucked that up.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh this should be good...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 27, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Give me another 4 months.
I’ll make it happen, TLTQ
A burden should never be something out of your control.
What's that?
Binge and purge, but with caviar?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No..
A lifestyle of healthy eating. Not a fad diet.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 27, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
I'll take a look.
Was thinking a completely different Dolce.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm pretty good with my
5-6 meals/day, maintain healthy, natural, changing ingredients, and supplement with proper weight training regimen.
Hard to beat the classic routine.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
For like Gap Kids?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Or some other children's line, sure.
Tall doesn’t make sexy, nor does short make ugly, vfn ;)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I modeled baseball uniforms once.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yeah but you get hired
because they want diversity.
I haz none of that
A burden should never be something out of your control.
My whiteness is so diverse.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
was this in the back of a guys van and you got paid in candy?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Absolutely.
Pixie sticks.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you shoulda held out for blowpops
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
He already blew Pops
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 27, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
twss
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
in this case its, thats what he said
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
BUT THEY'RE TOO SEXY FOR THAT LIST
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Narcissist Monthly needed someone.
But their editor decided to just do it himself.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
They're cutting costs by putting a highly reflective surface on all the covers and just printing "YOU" at the top.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ready for baseball to start, you guys.
Fantasy baseball as well. Made the playoffs last season for the first time (got knocked out in the first round), but want to finish top 4 so I can win some $$$ this time around.
/youdontcareaboutmyfantasyteam
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
firefox is really pissing me off
ive never had so many crashes and slow page loads before
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Cuban on the Ticket NOW!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
dontevencare
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Just downloaded Bottle Rocket...
been awhile…pretty pumped, gang.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You're not paying attention if you're messing around with the gun!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
lol...fucking Bob.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
CVS
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 27, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
hold on... ill add this to OT II discussion
making fanpost now
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
xxxxxx
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/27/2753028/ot-ii-w-a-poll
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/27/2753028/ot-ii-w-a-poll
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/27/2753028/ot-ii-w-a-poll
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/27/2753028/ot-ii-w-a-poll
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/27/2753028/ot-ii-w-a-poll
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 27, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
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