Weekend OT Thread II - Awesome Edition
It's awesome because I made it. I haven't been here in a while. I want to go back:
Cedar Point is a 364-acre (147 ha) amusement park located on a Lake Erie peninsula in Sandusky, Ohio, United States. Opened in 1870, Cedar Point is the third oldest amusement park in North America behind Six Flags New England and Lake Compounce. It is owned and operated by Cedar Fair Entertainment Company featuring a world record 75 rides as of 2011 including 17 roller coasters.[1] Other attractions outside the park include a mile-long white sand beach, an outdoor water park called Soak City, two marinas,[2] several nearby resorts, and an area known as Challenge Park which features attractions such as go-karts, miniature golf, Ripcord and Skyscraper.
The park's normal operating season runs daily from mid May through Labor Day and then only on weekends until the end of October. Cedar Point has reached several milestones that include being the only amusement park in the world with four roller coasters taller than 200 feet (61 m) - Magnum XL 200, Millennium Force, Wicked Twister, and Top Thrill Dragster - as well as being the only one with roller coasters in all four height classifications - Jr. Gemini(Kiddie roller coaster), Magnum XL-200 (Hypercoaster), Millennium Force (Giga coaster), and Top Thrill Dragster (Stratacoaster). Known as "America's Roller Coast", Cedar Point has received the "Best Amusement Park in the World" award by Amusement Today for the past fourteen years.[3]
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whens the last time you went to 6 flags? i havent been to a theme park since i
was15
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 12:13 PM CST reply actions
Six Flags?
I have a season pass every year because I use the parking add-on to park for Rangers games
A burden should never be something out of your control.
thats the only reason you buy it?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
It pays for itself $70ish for pass + parking
Then I’ll go to the park 3 or 4 times in the year to ride Titan and Texas Giant a few times
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Six Flags Arlington: 16
Cedar Point: 17
Six Flags Atlanta: 20ish? They had a GT night in the fall every year for a while.
I went in 2007
for Physics Day.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Penny on your knee
and watch it float!!
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
hi five!
I went 07 and 08.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It rains every year on Physics day
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
False
I had some beautiful days
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I went twice
Rained both times and so the teachers got tired of going and cancelled the trip
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
sucks for you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It was pretty miserable
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
This summer
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I can't stop eating this cream horseradish sauce on sandwiches
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I hated it...
it’s slowly grown on me.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This is how I feel.
Used to not touch the stuff. Now I’ll tolerate it.
I’ll probably be where you are in a few years.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yeh love that clearing the sinus feeling...esp. with oysters...mmmm
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
hmmm ok shall try..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I don't put a whole lot on,
maybe just about half a teaspoon or so to give it some kick.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
haha yeh I know a little bit goes a long ways..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
The sauce, right.
I use that in tuna salad and on roast beef or pastrami sandwiches. I also like various pepper and onion jams/jellys to shake up the mayo, mustard monotony.
Pepppered jellies.
I want to try these sooner than later.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Horseradish and A-1 is one of my favorite burger toppings.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Together?
I’ve never tried that before.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
sounds good.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yep.
It’s right up there with blossom sauce and sour cream + chipotle sauce.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
they're getting an oyster joint in Denton (I'm kinda leery...)
but I can’t wait to fuck a couple dozen up with a good cocktail/horseradish mix…
Hope this place has baked oysters….fuck.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Baked oysters...that sounds pretty damn good.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
take an oyster on the halfshell, put some butter and parmesean in it...bake...eat...
there are other variations
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Never tried them, but that sound pretty damn good.
Never been a huge oyster fan so this may help.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
your lady will thank you later..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
x
Aphrodisiac claim for oysters finally backed by research
http://www.naturalnews.com/005962.html
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
But then she'd have to be conscious of the fact that they should all be aphrodisiacs...
…my personality is aphrodisiac enough.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
highly recommend
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I've had that except grilled...
nothing like fresh seafood caught earlier that day
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
send a "guinea pig" in first BUB..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
oysters? or oysters from Denton? or both?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
no fried oysters?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Scoop apparently has never had a fried oyster po boy from Johnny's in da big easy
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
no fish?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Tilapia is probably the worst fish out there.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
BTO right here
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 12:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Seriously
Saying Tilapia is good is like saying Cici’s is good pizza.
Tilapia is the shit of the sea.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Depending on the shark
it can be cheap as hell.
We can’t get decent catfish here so we do what we’d do to catty to a nice little shark we get.
It is rad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
No, he's right
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Never had it.
But I’m not really a big fan of fish.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
i like fried calamari
You don’t like octopus?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
man...
my wife went down there a couple weeks ago and sent me a picture from our favorite po’ boy joint Parkway Bakery and Tavern while I was eating a turkey sandwich…next time you’re down there you gotta go.
Best roast beef or shrimp in the city.
They cook the roast beef for 2 days…
You’ve gotta attack that mother fucker.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
How did that make your turkey sandwich taste after seeing this?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
like dead penis
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I wonder what a dead penis po' boy would taste like.
Probably needs horseradish sauce don’t you think?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
whooaa whooaa whoaaa sign me up!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
There's is no such thing as "too much" french bread.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
THIS as they have awesome bread in n'orleans..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yep
it’s also why good po boys are so hard to find/make other places…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
the bread they use in new orleans isn't real doughy...
has to do with being cooked below sea level.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
come pick me up and I'll be your travel guide.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I didn't wanna say it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
yeah
if it were Thursday night I totally would’ve gone…
In thinking about it I’m pretty pissed that I didn’t go.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
yep.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I live in Lewisville.
Since this is Denton County this automatically means I can vote for you right?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
I still think I'd prefer a proper panino over a po'boy
Still seems like too much bread… Panini get it right…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
lots of people/places use french bread when making paninis...
they’re just smashed all to hell.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
and I know everything about paninis...
b/c I have a panini maker.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Panini makers are the best
I can give you my very best panini recipe if you want
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No I know that.
If it’s not a ciabatta or focaccia or Italian white then French is a decent substitute. Goes back to the press though and condensing the bite so it’s not a big mouthful of bread
A burden should never be something out of your control.
gotcha
focaccia is heavy to me for some reason.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Love, love, love the stuff.
But it is definitely denser than French bread. French bread is definitely more airy
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I like all bread.
Rye has finally grown on me.
Has to be a particular combo for me to eat it though.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Come to NYC and we'll hit up a Jewish Deli
And you’ll die of happiness
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I lived on top of a Jewish Deli in Chicago.
I ate there every day for 6 months..
Richardson had a couple good Jewish delis (for Texas anyhow)
I think one of them was Deli News…true story.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Chi-town has good options
Cindi’s in Dallas ain’t bad
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I like 2nd Avenue Deli
Because my buddy lives right over there
A burden should never be something out of your control.
There you have it Jobu,
the best delis are the ones that friends live close by.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
Just arguing a convenience factor
And it’s pretty baller too
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That's right next to the movie theater we walk to
2 mile walk, but the only one in NY we’ve found that does the $6 pre-noon showings.
Looks delicious, but I cannot stand spending $16 on a sandwich.
I think they can feed 4 people though.
4 small people anyway.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
Closure will only give you that
if you’re really good-looking, apparently.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Benji, or Brad Pitt with the gnarly beard?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 28, 2012 2:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Again
the bread ratio on schiacciate e panini is nothing like that of a po’boy
A burden should never be something out of your control.
A po boy is just too damn tall, period,
but is the ratio really that much different? Just seems expanded to me.
The bite ratio, I mean.
It’s important. It’s my inability to enjoy the po’boy with a single, concise bite. I have to strain. That’s annoying.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Small mouth.
I didn’t think this was possible for Italians.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
I /can/ eat a po'boy
I just don’t like having huge fucking bites. Seems wasteful to me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
waste of energy?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
We are sandwich compatible, benji
Too much bread, and I cannot enjoy it… too difficult to bite off, and I cannot enjoy it
*brohug*
Pressed sandwichs are the bomb diggity
A burden should never be something out of your control.
bad opinion
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
oh man po boys are the best.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
sweet...I'm glad you agree with me.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This is making me hungry
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
x
http://www.ntdaily.com/?p=55781
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
heard about that
will go
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
date night!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
love horseradish
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Never.
In fact, I’m about to use some with a steak tonight.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Well...I'm bittorrenting a bunch of concerts I went too 10+ yrs ago....
about to thump some mad tunes and day drink.
WooT
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Day drinking is only fun on the weekdays for me.
I don’t like headaches on the weekends.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
stop crapping on my day
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Do you not get headache if you start too early?
Maybe that’s just me.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
Definitely.
Only who wants to take a nap when you have a good buzz going?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
if I start early, I just keep going....
if I take a nap, I’m done.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
if I keep going, I'm down for the count by 7pm, max
If I take a 3 hour nap, I wake up sober with no headache, and go back at it
irrc—it’s been awhile
I challenge you to a game of horseshoes
a game of horseSHOEEEESSS
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You enjoy horseshoes?
I haven’t played in 15 years.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Haha - it's from a song by Arrested Development
:)
But I do enjoy horseshoes
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I haven't seen that episode.
Still on Season 2.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VCdJyOAQYM&ob=av2e
A burden should never be something out of your control.
noob
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Some pretty solid Billy Butler dumbface going on over at Yahoo! Sports
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 28, 2012 12:36 PM CST reply actions
heh..no kidding
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
what is this Pee Wee Herman movie I'm watching where he's milking a cow and making breakfast for farm animals..lol
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Big Top Pee Wee
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
he crazy dat pee wee..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
was pissed when he scrapped his come back.
Pee Wee rulez faces.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Panthers new logo for next year
Leaked on Nike’s facebook page.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The way the fingers meet right near the left eye
It looks like the panther is looking up and to the right. Makes it look less intimidating and more annoyed.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yeah, it's not the best application
It seems to be a pretty decent update overall, though. I’ve heard they’re probably going black helmet/pants, basically the closest thing to the Oregon of the NFL
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Watching crappy stuff on CNBC because my wife loves it.
Talking about decriminalizing prostitution… anyone disagree with that?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It goes against my libertarian nature
My brain always wants to say it should be decriminalized, but my heart wants to make it as difficult as possible for them to do it. It’s so depressing.
In Amsterdam, it’s less depressing because there is good protection, work environment, and health standards. If de-criminalizing w/ heavy regulation matching Amsterdam’s standards could be implemented, I’d probably be on board.
I'm all for it.
Absolutely stupid that it’s criminal in the first place.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Horseshit
It happens anyway. Make it legal and quit wasting law enforcement resources.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
You're trolling me, ain't ya?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
I'm easily trolled on my hot button issues.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
the girls at the bunny ranch have never contracted anything ...they use condoms...if you play safe there are no worries..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
there are plenty of ho's walking around spreading shit who aren't escorts..sometimes the escorts are the safest ones..
because they see so many people they’re constantly be coming down with shit..
here’s the solution, just assume everyone has something and play safe and you have no worries…worked for me all my life…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Well sure.
Generally speaking, alcohol plays apart in most bad decision making though.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, this.
I wouldn’t want to legalize the prostitution we have now…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Well, you gotta start somewhere.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
I'm no political science/public health person, so I'm probably not the right person to debate this
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
How is it working in Nevada?
by RangerMad on Jan 28, 2012 1:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I want to be a high-end male escort who can select my own clients.
That would be fun.
But I’d probably need to start lifting weights.
Would you sleep with a girl that you wouldn't normally for money?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
How much

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
hate you
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Bullshit.
100K. One hour. No one knows.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
For an hour of your life that no one knows about?
Do it a few times and it does.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Cialis will take care of that.
Business cost.
And of course it’s academic… she doesn’t have a 100K and if she did… she’d get Big Guns.
I’m just calling bullshit on 20M being the minimum you’d do it for.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
20M is the level I'm absolutely positive I would.
Anything with an M is probably enough, though, honestly.
yeh most everyone has 'their price" come on..for an hour of misery....
people work 50 hours a week and are a lot more miserable…every week of their lives for a LOT LESS.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
If it were legal...
Would ya?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
depends on with who and the price..I'd consider...
I have no hang ups…hey a lot of ladies/men marry/date rich guys for the money…A LOT..I don’t really see that much of a difference….they can’t be effin butt ugly though..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I wonder what kinda price drop we would see
if it was legal.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
I think you'd see prices go up.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
no because more people would be doing it..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
There's be regulation and taxation
And elite talent would still be elite.
I think the overall cost would go up because the bottom level would vanish and I think the high end wouldn’t go down that much.
To go with the added supply would be a massive increase in demand.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
yeh hard to say I guess, maybe some day we'll find out..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I don't think so.
Because if they did legalize it, they’d want to tax it which means registration and auditing.
Police would crackdown even harder on those who didn’t pay to be in the program.
Operational costs increase and the low end goes up.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
But they could offer coupons!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Like people wouldn't find a way to make the numbers work.
Someone would come up with the McDonalds of blowjobs, I’m sure.
Economy of scale?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm wondering how you'd apply that though
I actually think it might experience the opposite effect… if you pay a little more, you expect/feel like you get a better product. The guy who gets $10 bjs is kind of a loser, but the guy who drops $500 on an hour with a beautiful girl would probably think he got a great deal.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh I'm sure there are plenty of dudes out there who will be perfectly happy with a blowjob a week for a whole year for the same price as the big-spender's hour.
Maybe.
Who’s going to be giving those cheap blowjobs, though? You’re going to get the McDonald’s equivalent of a bj… she’s probably not going to look nice or try very hard.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh, I see now.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Wow
There are definitely huge standard differences on BJs
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I really don't think miost guys
give a shit who is down there. Just close your eyes and enjoy, heh.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
I give a shit about the quality of the job she is giving
and also how hot she is.
If it’s an ugly chick I won’t be able to finish, or even start, really
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Well yeah.
I mentioned “most guys” for a reason.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
That's the old Charlie Sheen line
‘I don’t pay them for the sex, I pay them to leave’
Que sera, sera.
...and a great line at that.
Was that from Sheen though?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
Chef sang it on South Park
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's very sig worthy
no matter who said it I guess.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
This from the same guy blubbering the other night about commitment with his lady friend?
Your persona is getting a little strong. Need to scale it back.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I enjoy that I read his posts in here
Then facebook tells me he’s listening to “Fantasy” by Mariah Carey.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The Fantasy remix is fine
but it’s all because of ODB.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Pras can rock the mic
Mark less so.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I fully don't plan on paying for it while
committed
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"She gives the McMuffin of blowjobs"
by RangerMad on Jan 28, 2012 1:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
So $12 blow jobs.
They would still be very popular.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
DAMN YOU INFLATION!!!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 28, 2012 2:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
problem is
I don’t think there is alot of money in it for the govt.
by RangerMad on Jan 28, 2012 1:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The bar industry would suffer when you could toss a girl some cash directly instead of buying a bunch of drinks.
yeh like when the internet came out..
you can get laid sooo easily online now why bother going to a bar and searching for it..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
And yet, people still do...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
they do but not as much as before..
when that was the main source..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I think it's still the main source
The internet doesn’t offer you face-to-face interaction… do people go to the internet to get laid? Absolutely. Is it really all that common relative to the people who do it the ‘old-fashioned’ way? Doubt it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
SORRY BRAD PITT DOESN'T FREQUENT LSB
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think it's different in the gay world..
a lot of guys including myself can’t be bothered going to a bar some night and deal with all the bull when I can get what I want online in 15 minutes..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
There's nothing with more leverage for efficiency
Than sex between two men.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
yuuuup
the thing is I haven’t been to a bar in 6 years..have to consume the calories, hang out, meet drunk people all night, get hit on by people you’re not into, not sure if you and your partner jive sexually, worry about a DUI…I don’t need it when I can attain it much easier and faster.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
not for me...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Maybe our means for "chasing" is very different.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
not really I'll flirt when he gets here..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yep
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Fuck that
I hated the chase.
I’m happier married than having to work for that shit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
meh
But then I’m full of shit anyway, what I actually want is a full-on relationship and hate the rules at the beginning.
I'm ready for a relationship again.
I think…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's a little forward to Closure...
The internet really does work!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
hahaha. Dammit.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
So am I!
Apparent evidence to the contrary.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh dear.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
colonialbob don't care!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
So you and never been kissed girl are doin that well, huh?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Lordy no.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Did you at least give her a chance?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yes, she's definitely a nice girl
But there are several reasons I don’t want to date her, and most of them really apply to any girl at this particular moment in time. Chief among them being the fact that I have absolutely no idea where I will be in 4-6 months…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I can't afford one.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
meh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I woulda scared you when I was single.
Chapter One was a freakshow.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I would never partake in prositution either way since I'm married.
If I were single… I don’t think I would. Women have made me go batshit crazy… it’s an interesting concept but I’m not sure I’m hang up free enough to do it.
Very moot point… I’m mid 30’s short and could stand to lose 30 lbs. No one’s paying for that.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
this is true
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I would have to be dirt cheap.
Since broke college kids like colonial bob will undercut me.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Fuck yeah free market
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
What's your On-Base Percentage?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
I don't think I would
But I can’t lie, it’d be pretty tempting right about now… help earn a little extra spending money to tide me over til I graduate and hopefully get a real job…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Not sure you'd need much to deal with her
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You're going to be a very poor escort
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'd fuck her for 5 grand
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yep, he'd fuck her for free.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This is going to be A&E's next show.
Sex Wars.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I made a Pimpin' Wars joke a few nights ago.
STOP STEALING MY BITS, FISH.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That's a better name, anyway.
I cede the road.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
some 1999 Fall tour Widespread Panic...Halloween, UNO Lakefront Arena, NOLA
haven’t started drinking just yet.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This is an almost honest answer.
Cuz Ryan would do it for $2,000.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I probably would.
If I didn’t have to look at her and I could shower immediately afterwards.
If I had to kiss her on the mouth and stare into her eyes I’m not doing it for any thing south of 25k.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Not even close.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
How many strippers/prostitutes have ever known?
I assure you… their mental view of clients and men in general is not the sort to “fall in love” with a kid like you.
There are men in this world who are truly rich… you wouldn’t stand a chance if they wanted to “love” one of their clients.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I've known quite a few strippers
No prostitutes
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wait...these professions aren't correlated?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
They sure can be.
Most of them are fucking crazy in the head so a few hours can seem like an eternity.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
That's just the meth.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
How many have you paid for sex?
Once you become a client… you are not a person to them. They don’t fall in love with the men who pay them for sex.
They get paid money to make those men feel like they would though.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
You sure do know a lot about this topic...
Mr Married man.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
I worked in bars for several years.
You meet all sorts of people.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Heh.
I’m far too insane to have sex with a stripper or a prostitute.
Mommy issues.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
My insanity...
Is more the judgmental / jealous / clingy nature.
Especially when I was 17 to 20 and working in bars.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
x

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
louder hair and clothes than benji, faster car than benji,
knows more prostitutes than benji
Sheesh, stop rubbing it in!
Matchst1ck is a handsome man, I've seen his current pics..
we are all a little goofy back then, including myself..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I like this one better.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I think you were a cute boy..
the chicken hawks would of been all over you..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
chicken hawks...
I like it.
Give me some more slang.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
nothing you don't know already..
bears, cubs, leather queens, mary’s
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
bears is my favorite
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
on and *twinks*
see photo above..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
"I'm looking for something that says 'dad likes leather.'"
“Something that says ‘leather daddy?’”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 28, 2012 2:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
haha yeh I thought of that after I posted..
like the cop with the aviator sunglasses, exposed hairy chest, leather boots and chaps, the works! pierced nips etc..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
is that you?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yep. At 18.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
2010 GT500.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
See I don't like how Mustangs look
Even if it is fast
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The word mustang isn't on my car anywhere.
It’s a Shelby.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'll take the 2010/2011 Mustang style
Which looks quite good IMO over a 5 series BMW
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
And you drive a chick car, Closure!
Still love you
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah... and they HATE a GT500.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
They like the BMW more, though
But I’m not married to a PHD genius
A burden should never be something out of your control.
C'mon

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
sweet computer.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
My parents Mac.
This was their bedroom. My stepmom took the pics.
I played Myst on that machine.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm just more amused that you're taking my comment seriously
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No... you're miffed that anyone on Earth wouldn't think you're adorable. ;)
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I've seen Pretty Woman, Match.
As true a documentary as exists.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Benji has seen Pretty Woman. He knows how it works.
by BHill on Jan 28, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Awesome post.
BHill always comes through with a 3 pointer.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Shit.
BHill always beats me to these jokes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
How much to go downtown?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
not happening.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I remember when Stern got a hot chick to make out w/ Beetlejuice
after he ate a bunch of sardines. For free. Girls be freaky.
Que sera, sera.
I really don't even remember that.
What year/s was that on?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
no you have to eat at the Y for that....and with your eyes OPEN
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
this bitch = house in Hollywood Hills
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I do lots of things I wouldn't normally do for money.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sex has a psychological aspect.
Very powerful chemicals make brains do crazy things.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Best part of my gig.
Today I’ve done Take Shelter (awesome), Immortals (so pretty but meh), Devil’s Double (Cooper was really, really good, but the rest of the movie wasn’t), and now Beautiful Boy.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Immortals was a disappointment.
Didn’t hate it… but wanted 300.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I hated, hated, hated 300
I had somewhat high hopes before the film came out because I absolutely loved Tarsem’s last film, The Fall. The plot was flimsy but it was well acted and so many of the shots were just… BOOM HOLY FUCK GORGEOUS AWESOME. This had a few of those shots, but not near enough.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I read the comic before hand.
It was the comic brought to life. I liked that.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Immortals was not very good.
I really had high expectations, not sure why either.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
Want to go to Cedar Point?
Fly into Indy, drive through West Lafayette, and take me.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'll just fly to Cleveland and you can meet me there
A burden should never be something out of your control.
But then you'd miss your chance to drive through lovely Indiana...
ok, you should probably just fly to Cleveland.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Isn't that in London?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Why yes it is.
Although we have fliers at work for a Circus coming to Denton.
My Little Pony parade and everything.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
A guy just set his lab puppy loose to run in the tennis courts across the street.
I’m pretty sure I looking at the happiest dog in the world. It’s inspiring me to go out and get a big slice of Saturday.
my dogs are the first ones offered.
got dibs
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Awesome.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Not yet.
The Aquawife is fighting hard against it. I’m still working on her.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Easier to get forgiveness than permission
That’s why getting it from a shelter or rescue helps more. She won’t have him sent back.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
They don't call em puppy dog eyes for nothin
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Catholics vs Convicts? Dang.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Should avoid 102.9
They gave Khloe Kardashian a radio show
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 28, 2012 1:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Would Jamba Juice be good for a cold? Fast food not sounding too hot right now, and I'm out of groceries.
On the other hand I don't feel like putting shoes on either so somewhere with a drivethru would be nice.
I always used to wear slides
I finally switched for my last pair and love them.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
A clean pair would be fine
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
scam
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm trying to give him a placebo effect.
Ruiner. Anyways Closure, eat a couple cloves of raw garlic.
Que sera, sera.
I'm not a huge fan of smoothies, but it's probably one of the better things you could get
Just don’t fall for their ONE BILLION % VITAMIN C business…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
My favorite was the one time I went and they had an ad for their new "WARM SMOOTHIES"
It sounded good, so I decided to get one (it was like 70 outside). My mom asked me if I knew it was warm, I was like “yes, it says so right on the sign.” Then we got up to the front and I ordered it, the lady was like “you know that’s warm right?” YES I UNDERSTAND THAT THANK YOU.
csb
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
1.5/10
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
My friend told me smoothie king used to have a secret menu for the athletes
where they put steroids (and similar drugs) in them.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yeah.
HS athletes.
I have no idea if it’s true, but he swears it is.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Smoothie King Power Punch Plus is the truth
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
yes J.J smoothie with an echinacea boost
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
immunity* boost
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Stood up, walked to front door. Yeah, I'm not going anywhere right now.
Lunch will now be vanilla covered raisins and dark chocolate peanut butter cups
Dark chocolate peanut butter cups??
Do these really exist?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
yes, yes it is!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Hey benji
Did you figure out the group messaging thing on gnex?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 1:48 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Third party apps?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 1:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Haven't found one that handles them correctly
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Arg
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 1:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No, I tried to trick you into buying it.
COMPLETELY different.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
He's using Closure to get to Benji.
Benji seeing this coming is willing to pay a lot of money to lose weight.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I was going to argue this, but then I remembered I told Benji to take me to NY instead of whatsherface.
So.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's not that!
I just really want to go to NY…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Schoolly will have to find the knee sock girls.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
These two aren't McMillionaires
Might not be able to avoid trips and jewelry :)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I think Coke Zero might be my new soft drink of choice
At least for just when I want something carbonated
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I can't do diets
can’t stand the aftertaste.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's not really diet, though
To me it tastes pretty much exactly like Coke, and I’m pretty picky when it comes to soft drinks.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I can still taste the aftertaste
like fucking metal on my tongue.
I’ve cut down on my actual soft drink consumption, but I’d much rather go tea, water, flavored water/punch over diet soda.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Diet sodas absolutely are.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The Coke Zero aftertaste?
Because I agree on general diet drinks
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Have not
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I need to.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
My ranking is
1) Coca Cola (retired because of the calories)
2) Coke Zero
3) Diet Dr. Pepper
4) Barq’s Diet Root Beer
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
DDP is the only soft drink I drink...
I’ll have to give DP10 a whirl.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
this and diet lemonade..diet Barq's vanilla is good and coke zero, that's about it..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I went a couple years without them...then, it just happened.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Dr. Pepper is delicious, but I am trying not to drink a lot of extra calories
Sprite is also delicious, but has no caffeine (which can be a good thing) and still has a ton of sugar. I’ve never liked regular coke that much… I actually think I like coke zero more than normal coke. And Barqs is easily my favorite root beer (my dad used to work for them… it’s actually how he and my mom met).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I want to put on good weight!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm trying
In general my philosophy is “try to eat good stuff but don’t sweat it too much.”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I just drink bubbly water.
La Croix, tasts so good.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Sometimes, I think I might get sad. Then I remember that I'm Ben Taylor and I'm happy again.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
crap, sorry.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Stepping stone to the private sector, methinks.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
a lot open their own firms.
or you can go into the PE world especially if you get some good exposure to the industry with the big 4. Often people jump from the firms to the clients they worked with for big raises.
I chose not to, but you being a tax attorney would be different
than an accounting associate. The hours can be hell, but having the experience on your resume can be extremely valuable later in your career.
It also varies by the department you're in and when your busy season is.
You can be swamped for months and then do nothing for the rest of the year.
for an attorney, no. but I would pull the figure of no less than 75k out of my ass.
but I truly have no idea. You may check glassdoor.com they usually have some decent salary info.
75k would seem really low.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Pfft.
CompSci degree?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I hear engineering + law school can (could? pre-2008?) be big bucks,
but technical law sounded dreadfully boring.
I know somebody that did this, went into patent law
Shoot. Me. In. The. Face.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Whoever you know is a genius.
IP law is the shit right now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yep, my dad retired from his in-house job a couple of years ago
but hasn’t really stopped working because he is getting crazy offers to pick up work in his specialty.
He's way older though, like in his 50s-60s.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
They bank, but I know a couple that can't find a job right now
Not that that’s unique to patent attorneys by any means
Programming is dumb and I hate it.
(guess who is having problems with his code today)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Heh, it would be a disappointment
But there’s room for growth, and that’s plenty of cash flow for me. I have fairly low living standards.
gotta get in with a good firm
may start lower, but so long as you’re on partner track it eclipses that quickly…
Bankruptcy associates start higher than that at most big firms.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
depends on your specialization and skills
good friend of mine loves her job, but she has a minor in analytics so her gig is not quite the typical accounting gig…
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I don't even want to know how much the M&A lawyers at my bank make.
A fucking lot of money
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
No idea.
Not my area. They don’t post jobs like that internally. They just show up.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I specialized
in international tax during law school and couldn’t find work in that field. Wound up in commercial litigation…
Argentina is basically the home of weird Oreos.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yes
but at one point, they used to have more varieties of Oreos than anywhere else in the world.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
are these the cookies that have formaldehyde in them, yes I think they are..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
dontevencare.gif
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
hey you can maybe save some money with the coroner since you'll have it in your system already..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
mortician* rather..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
You get 64 stix.
Less than 50 cents per.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Asian-style?
They make me think of these, which are delicious.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I need to get rid of some of my clothes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
sell them on ebay
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I don't think anybody would want my old t-shirts that badly
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
donate them
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I probably will when I'm moving out in a few months
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
give them to a shelter...
you give it to Goodwill and they’ll wind up on some hipster.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Didn't even know it was in the works.
Glad someone else is taking over.
However, I’m hurt that no one has asked me for my signature Tail Gate promotional artwork.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
very stressful...
that first (2010 ALDS) one almost killed me.
Was that Game 1 or 3?
There were a shit load of people at that one, LSB’ers/non-LSB’ers. I bet this one will be pretty big as LSB has grown in numbers.
But we had folks flying in from all over for that one, that was pretty neato. Who all was there from outta town? Plus it was the first time (other than the small contingent at Suite Night) all of us congregated.
Baseball North, GT, SD, shit, I don’t remember.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
outta towners, fuck.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
game 3
was there with my son
by RangerMad on Jan 28, 2012 3:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yes, yes you were.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He's got mod duties now
Me, Jam and kok put together the year end one last year. We’ll be fine. But need some artwork, maybe a flag to fly.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Good tip, hadn't thought about that
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
An ex-girlfriend of mine and her brother were from a rather well-to-do family and shopped at goodwil.
Made me sick.
The Goodwill stores are more about adding to their operating budget anyway
I have no problem with this.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
and don't forget to get the receipt for the write off..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Jobu
I might want a different job in NYC.
Any leads?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Escort
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The only job postings I see are from my school
And that’s law firms and Big 4—I doubt you’re interested in either based on what you were doing
St. Johns is trying to get me to come do their LLM program.
I am intrigued but it, but … I don’t think so.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
*by it
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I think it's more about moving my family to Queens.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
There are some nice neighborhoods out there
Well. kinda nice
A burden should never be something out of your control.
A few of my friends found jobs there.
I need to find one there too!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
we can go to Winstar and then stay at my mom's lakehouse at Lake Moss.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
no
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Oh yeah.
I know a few people that live near by and say it’s a blast.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
I'm wearing a Lake Tahoe shirt right now.
crzy
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Me either, but I'm always down for a trip when I'm up there.
I did have a bad habit of going there after the bar a couple years ago.
Waiting for a my dad can beat up your dad argument. to break out.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Who's dad got him?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I feel like this joke was underrated.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well my Dad just got out of prison...
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 28, 2012 2:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
depends what he did.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Tax fraud.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
hard, pipe hittin' mother fucker right there.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Close
Not sure exactly what, but it was some sort of credit fraud.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 28, 2012 3:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
oh, sorry.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This is a real training video
http://egotvonline.com/2012/01/27/the-most-ridiculous-fork-lift-video-ever/
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Ricky Williams- 3 words. Go.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Really Likes Weed
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
doesn't like crowds
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Backs up Rice
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Smoke weed everyday
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 3:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
MaryJane says hi.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Black football player
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Laundry time! Later folks.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm still here dying slowly and overdramatically of this cold.
This is the first time in quite a while I’ve been sick sick vs just having weird autoimmune stuff pop up at times. It’s not fun.
Loblaw showed up.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I need one of these...

so awesome…
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Seems like a waste
Just fucking wall mount the sucker
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I like it...
especially that sick little 90 degree turn at the end.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I remember seeing this on a TV(reality) show once.
That and the magnetic bed are two things on the “must have” list.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
They can't lay flat.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
New ones can.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The internet is full of them.
LSB mythbusting; one myth at a time.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Seems like it originated in increased risk to large sheets of glass when lying flat.
But if it doesn’t break, no worries.
It's right up there with Tebow + that big breasted model girl.
And another one that I swear is on the tip of my brain.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Well what do you know.
I had always been told that. Apparently it’s a TV myth.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I think it stems from TVs breaking while in transit
But it was more due to carelessness than a design flaw.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Rosie from the Jetsons' worst nightmare.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
lolwtf
“As you might have guessed it you probably won’t be able to have anything metalic in the house once you have this bed installed. Its going to be plastic all over.”
Magnetic beds, man.
How the fuck they work?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So what's the big deal about this bed?
Couldn’t you just make the same thing, reinforce the ceiling, and hang it from there?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
They wouldn't really have to be that thick.
Unless you made the bed out of osmium.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't know.
This one is weird to me. That bed doesn’t even look comfortable.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I think you'd put a mattress on top, but that would ruin the asthetics
I’d be pretty pissed the first time I got up in the middle of the night to take a piss then tripped on the wire of my million dollar bed.
I don’t get why they wouldn’t just put magnets on the ceiling, too, and keep it trapped between the two, so it actually hovers
You'd still need guide wires to keep the air conditioning from coming on and pushing your bed out of equilibrium.
And sending you crashing through a wall or the floor.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Heavily padded.
Rounded edges on the bed so you just float around the room all night.
Ok, I’m down with this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I didn't see wires in the movie Arthur.
Not sure about that part.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
Why do you think it's so popular?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That. Is. Awesome!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I like this a lot.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Ice Cube...Snoop Dogg...30 For 30...what?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
It's good.
Straight Outta Oakland
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I found it to be the most terrible outta all of them...
Oh accept for that one about the female tennis players.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Now I’m hiding in Honduras
I’m a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Warren Zevon.
Nice.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
I'm a weak human being
Does everyone have the “one ex”?
That one that still gives you that irrational “fucking A” twinge?
Saw some pictures of her, now pissed, and now want to go run 4 miles and lift weights until I’m modelesque.
Am I the only one that ever gets these “fuck them, I’m going to squash them later in life” sorts of feelings?
Can’t just be me, right?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
grow a pair.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
/flexes pythons
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Rec whore.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It makes me want to dominate at all aspects of life.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Aren't most models normally pretty tall?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Man, LSJ really fucked me over with that post.
But don’t be mad, Benji. I’m just fucking with you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I missed it... did LSJ post your pic on LSB?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
No, he just called me a fat balding guy in a late night thread.
But goddamn, thanks for going straight to the idea he I am actually fat.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh man, I missed that.
What brought that on?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
He got pissed because I called him a stereotypical emo kid.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
As in I'm dressing up what I said?
I’ll find the post.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Here's his post.
Technically, he called me “chunky,” not fat. Josey is the one that read it and started calling me fat because he thinks it’s funny.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/19/2719615/1-19-ot-2#89278969
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Good god that man hates you for some reason.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
In his defense, that's not exactly one-sided.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
KOK and FP need to be on this list.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
KOK trolls him way more than the reverse...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 5:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And he trolls JDT more than he does me.
I think.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
hmmm, yeah you and st1ck are right.
We need a top 10 instead of top 5 apparently.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
I think that's true since AJM banned him from replying to you.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
ohhhh I had forgotten about that
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You're not exactly the hardest person to troll though.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
That's true.
I throw out a lot of easy things to troll
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I barely notice him anymore unless he says something particularly hilarious.
I think I’ve responded to him, what, twice today? To point out that he was worse at picking the 2010 season than me (and just about everyone else) despite my being outrageously wrong on the Twins.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Did he make fun of the weather in Tyler?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
where'd he say you were from that one time?
Gilmer or Gun Barrel City…lol
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I thought it was Wichita Falls.
But that doesn’t sound right.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Mineral Wells.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
that's it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Which doesn't even make sense.
I’ve never lived there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Can you find where I called you fat or are you making that up?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I've seen you tell him to mix in a salad.
You did this week.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Okay....that's not the question...did you see where I called him fat?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I think they have a cool little music venue there.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
google says I'm lying
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
When did I call you fat?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I'm not mad
Just saying models typically aren’t short, fat, or bald ;)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Cock models might be.
Depends on how attractive their penis is.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
5'11" is the cut-off unless you do runway, then taller..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
The high end of the cutoff or the low?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you have to be at least 5'11" to do print work....that's what it was when I was doing it...I assume it's the same
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
now for runway they like guys over 6'
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
All of this talk about runways makes me think of the greatest .gif of all time.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yeh she's luscious..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
We should have a runoff of this and the Kate Beckinsale gif.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I suddenly have the urge to take a cold shower
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
wish she had better boobs.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
troll
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
BigGuns you are full of surprises.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
it paid the bills in NYC for years broseph..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
BG
You gotta help me look sexy when I move to NYC
A burden should never be something out of your control.
ok, lose the weight first and we'll talk...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Trying to figure out where I need to stop before I start focusing more on weight training and physique
instead of fat loss.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm about to ban you.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm trying, it's tough.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
i don't hate anyone.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This isn't true.
David Freese, I hate David Freese.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
shit man, I'm sorry.
I seriously forgot he was the one who did the damage in Game 6 until I finally watched the highlights a week ago.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Looking for closure.
I still can’t talk to people about it…I change the channel any time anything about the WS or the Cards comes on. I stopped wearing my gear.
After watching it I am still looking for closure.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Mine?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
x
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mage_(comics)
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yep,
closure won’t exist until we get the final out.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Indeed.
Hopefully in less than 300 days.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Ryin, he's been to Mizzou at least 3 times since the WS.
Of course I happen to be in the same place every time.
DIE EVERYONE.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
just drop out of school.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Well I'll be out of here in less than 4 months anyway.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yeah, don't do that...
congrats.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
start the weights asap, muscle burns calories much faster..
don’t know why you would wait….I pig out all day…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Because I have my contract
that I have to lose actual weight. That ends next week.
We didn’t do any subjective body composition clause to the contract, so I was limited on that front
A burden should never be something out of your control.
oh I see, well after next week, hit the weights HARD!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yup.
If I wasn’t going to give him anything he’d be incentivized to de-motivate me.
Small price to pay for health.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Isn't he incentivized to demotivate you anyways?
I thought he got 2g’s if you failed but 1 regardless of results.
He's a decent human being that I trust.
He wouldn’t take the greater amount if he’s getting free cash either way
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I would.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Fair enough.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Wait... he's equally incenvtivized to de-motivate you
with this contract, as with one where he’s paid $0 if you succeed and $1,000 if you fail.
I'm not going to have him motivate me for $0
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'd argue
You are still having him motivate you for $0.
You’ve put $1,000 in his pocket, then told him you’d give him another $1,000 if you fail.
I could always withhold payment and he could try to take me to court
which he won’t do. I’m not really that concerned, guys.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm sure there's some legal precedent that makes this whole
contract invalid anyway
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I can't think of one.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I think you could avoid paying him the additional $1,000
for lack of consideration.
The first $1,000, I doubt you could get out of.
He still has to perform to earn the initial 1k
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It's $2000 if he doesn't lose it, $1000 if he does, right?
I can’t think of the consideration for the second $1000, either, considering it would be prefaced likely on a lack of action— motivation.
Unless he was affirmatively trying to demotivate you, and you could say his agreement not to demotivate you was consideration.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
An agreement not to demotivate
was never discussed, so that’d be a tenuous position at best, I’d imagine.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wouldn't he still lose $500?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Maybe I'm still confused. Currently he's down $1000 either way, right?
And down $2000 total if he fails? But this would make him only down $500 total, compared to down $1000 if he finishes.
It does help recoup part of the cost, you're right.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm not sure what the other person gets.
Unless!!!
They’re en league with the friend.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
OH SHIT.
Now I know I’m not asking you to help me look sexy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He's not a personality coach, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
My personality is fine, trust me.
Talking appearance.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Benji encapsulated in six words.
My personality is fine, trust me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I wanna hang with Guns so bad.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
we gonna do it up when I come to a game this year Bub...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
We have so many different personalities on the board.
He’s definitely one that gets along with most on the board though.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
It's impossible to not like him.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
thank ya kindly LSB's DAD OF THE YEAR!!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
yeah...that's me too.
but I married her 7 yrs ago.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 3:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes, I get that at times with my one main ex
But that feeling has faded a bit after being broken up a year
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 28, 2012 3:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We've been broken up for 4 years now
It doesn’t affect me, but when I see her, I just get mad for a few minutes
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I had that girl.
We dated for the longest time in HS off and on. Every time I’d go start dating somebody else she’d freak out and I’d break up with them because I was a dumbass. Then we went to different colleges but still talked from time to time.
I think this is one of the benefits of getting married. You really just don’t think about that stuff anymore. Or at least I don’t.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
me neither...
have a hard time giving a shit about any of my exes anymore..
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Pretty much sames. She got married. I started living with the now-Mrs. shoe, and then she rarely crossed my mind.
She did do something to get under my skin at the most recent reunion. It worked, but I got over it without much trouble.
Asked one of my friends some questions about me and why we didn't end up together.
She knew that he’d convey all of this back to me, so, while I’m sure it was partly honest curiosity, it bugged me because it was (a) recklessly stirring up things that should stay settled, (b) disingenuously (or self-deceptively) ignoring her own starring role in that drama, and copyright symbol manipulatively putting a contentious question out that I would know about but couldn’t possibly answer. Happily both the solution to my being bugged and the answer to her questions are the related: we played too many games are better off being free of them.
Sorry to hear that.
Mine has a keen lack of self-awareness of her own selfish tendencies to disregard others in her pursuit of immediate gratification. Including knee-jerking me around eight months ago while with her prior boyfriend saying she wished she was with me again, then pretending like she never said it a month later when she had ditched the one bf and had found a new guy.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Well yeah
My best friend hooked up with her a few days after she broke up with me. So close enough.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Caused me to leave Penn for a semester on medical leave
and finish up in December of that year.
Sucked.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
So your best friend got his windows bashed out I presume?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
My twin said it “had nothing to do with him” and continues to be best friends with the guy to this day.
I’m over it but that took a long time.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah, and he treated me like I was nuts for thinking that was shitty
lol. I’ve realized my twin is non-confrontational, so I don’t hold it against him, but it hurt. Because I know in a reverse scenario I would’ve told the guy he could go fuck himself.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Hm. What got me over mine was stopping the idealizing and realizing she really wasn't a good fit, but it sounds like you've got that already.
Yeah
There were tons of great things about her. I just would like to find a non-bitchy, non-Christian cultish, liberal version of her. Otherwise she was great.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
maybe this will make you fel better..
http://hight3ch.com/masturbating-robotic-hand-wtf/
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I feel like this one is from Big Bang Theory.
http://hight3ch.com/robot-hitting-some-baseballs/
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That is awesome.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah, I talked about her a while.
And she sent me a friend request.
And against y’all’s wishes, I accepted, had the first conversation with her in like four years, and haven’t had twinges of regret or anger since. I finally feel like that part of my life is done with.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Alright.
it’s now that time.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
and paninis
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I want a panini.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
So make one...
Shouldn’t women be pretty good at making sandwiches?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Panini dropper?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
how much are panini presses anyway?
all i’ve got is a sammich grill.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I got a $200 one through Amazon for $50.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
and in a couple weeks when he's totally burned out on paninis
he’s trading it to me for an ugly Rangers giveaway cap
never.
I bet a PB&J panini would be good.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
YOU EVER HAD ONE?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I don't like peanut butter. I don't like jelly.
I’m sure the bread would be good, so why ruin it w/ that nasty shit.
Que sera, sera.
fuck jelly....
you don’t like preserves?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
preserves are tasty.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Peanuuuuuuuuut, peanut butter. AND JELLY!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Warm peanut butter on toast.
Doesn’t get much easier and better than this.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions
Peanut butter on waffles.
MMMMMmmmmmm. =)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
You must try it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I had a peanut butter & bacon burger
In NO
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 5:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm gonna try that, bet it was good.
Did it have cheese on it?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm thinking I wouldn't want cheese on this but would definitely try it.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, cheese would seem weird.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Was solid
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I got it without cheese
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
k, thanks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Shockingly
Yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 5:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Was good
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I need your thoughts on the predictions recap.
I mean this as little of a challenge as possible, but that thread was born because of discussions we had and I promised I’d follow through on it.
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I think Weaver shoulda got the CY.
I don’t know what happened to Nellie.
’Zona was crazy.
Que sera, sera.
Okay, but. . .
Do you still staunchly believe our intuition is going to do a better job of predicting what will happen than if we use the data to design trend-based forecast systems?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
For an overall scope of the how the league will turn out?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Because that was your assertion before the thread was made.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Sure.
I doubt anyone had the time, or bothered, to break down entire schedules. Generally, a knowledgeable baseball fan will have a grasp on the upcoming season.
If I’m going to Vegas, I’m going w/ my gut first. I might use projections for reassurance.
Que sera, sera.
Then how come you never see evidence of people doing better?
Do you actually have a good reason to think your gut does better, even though it didn’t in 2010?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Show me.
And that is a separate point for relying on gut, and your gut specifically.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
How come you're not as determined
w/ the ZIPS MY/Jose Lopez debate as you are with this?
Que sera, sera.
Determined about what?
Are you talking about projections being wrong? Because that’s extremely common. Everyone’s wrong a lot. The point is they’re wrong less often than you, me, or anyone else here.
Why are you avoiding giving me answers?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Some days are diamond, some days are stone.
You asked me these same questions w/ the ZIPS MY/JLopez debate.
Que sera, sera.
So you think it was just a bump in the road, and most years your gut would be better?
That’s entirely possible, but what evidence do you have for that, and how many seasons of being “beaten” would it take for you to change your mind?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
No, I don't have my lifetime of predictions stored in a database.
Therefore, I have no evidence. I didn’t work thru college, living off gambling earnings from mainly baseball. I have no proof of this.
Que sera, sera.
should of kept a journal for times like these
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And do those wiseguys go by intuition?
Or do they look at information they have found to be more predictive than going by their guts?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
So they're basically using the exact same thing the designers of forecast systems do.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
But you seem to say "gut" is better than that.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
And you said you'd be better.
You were (like me) dramatically worse.
I also think you may not understand a projection system. It is human designed. It is a person essentially doing what you say: breaking down as much as they can to find what data has predictive value, and then using that.
It is someone doing exactly what we do when we make up records, just putting a lot more thought in to it. What is your reasoning for thinking the thought and research actually makes a person WORSE at predicting outcomes?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
the fuck is wrong with you?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
just trying to be difficult
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
wanna come over?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
was just kidding
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I ain't ashamed.
Just don’t talk to anyone, savvy?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
What if I'm there? He can't talk to me?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Under consideration.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
just showin' out
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
yeah, sure.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
your problem is never me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
did you?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh
should be stevie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hmmm...
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
The funk soul brother?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hey what do you guys think of these? Cause I don't like any of them.
http://www.defendingbigd.com/2012/1/28/2754135/uniform-survey-part-two
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's what I was thinking.
And I really don’t like the green more than I like the old school black like this.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ugly
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
So I'm thinking about getting a half pint of vodka tonight...
Is there any fucking point or should I just go full pint and risk having some left over?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I have a feeling you already know the answer to this.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
I'm actually pretty embarrassed that I would have any of the pint left over.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
how fucked up do you want to get?
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Good enough buzz that if babymamatill somehow goes into labor I'll still be easily wakeupable.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
stick with a half
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Hey UNT...
Where’s my goddamned W-2?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
online...
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
finally...I checked a couple days ago.
tits.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
They still have a few days.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
My last employer only mailed them out on Thursday.
Freaking beuaruacracy.*
*fuck this word, I ain’t looking up how it’s spelled
I thought OT threads on weekends were dead.
Apparently everybody missed the memo.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You're welcome...
-Bigtill, Chrom, Schultzy, Aquaman
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
If I could edit I would.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Thanks for including me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You weren't even around
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm on the treadmill right now for what it's worth.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That is pretty nifty .
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
oh wow, I wanted one of those when they first came out...they are sooooo coool
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
no football..;
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
The girl I was afraid this cold might make me have to cancel on for tomorrow just cancelled on me.
We’ve already rescheduled it twice, so I was worried about a third time, but that worked out, I guess.
This sort of thing is why I don't like the early stages of the chase.
I mean, it’s no big deal. But it’s hard to not overthink it. Or worry about them overthinking it.
Oh indeed.
Overthinking is your worst enemy.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, did someone take a dump on that projections thread, or what?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
How did anyone think he would react to that thread?
The entire premise was basically “stop talking about your predictions, you suck at them.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
When I was finishing them up I emailed someone about it.
We were discussing how he’d react. It obviously wasn’t going to be “oh, my bad, I learned something.”
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
(FTR, I emailed him about the whole thing, not just Josey.)
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
this time of year i avoid most threads
season recap stuff get ugly
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
There's no reason it needs to be.
Almost all of LSB understands that people sitting down and making semi-random guesses as to how the season will go is not going to turn out pretty well. Very few people claim they have crystal balls of wisdom and deride things like forecast systems.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Wheeeee I won and fuck all of y'all
and so on so forth…
I’m sad because I’m pretty sure that took up my “only experiences one triumph per year” quota.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Lol.
You even beat a couple of the DMB models, though. That’s pretty nifty.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
30 Story Building Built In 15 Days Blog
http://hight3ch.com/30-story-building-built-in-15-days/#more-7696
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
seems safe
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Are you drunk right now?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
shit no, just opened my first beer.
I probably shoulda bought some liquor b/c I kind of want to get drunk tonight….beer only takes me so far.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I just bought a pint of vodka...
And felt like a pussy…But yea go now so you can get that trip knocked out.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's a pretty cool site the more I look it over.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
yeah... been cruising it for a few hours now
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Secret Documents Revealed – USA Bought Space Program From Yugoslavia 1961
this one is awesome…
want to find the whole documentary…
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
That's cheating.
They prefabbed the entire thing off-site. I guarantee you that part took longer than 15 days.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I like the anti-earthquake bracing, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
AN EVEN BIGGER CRANE.
No, but seriously it’s probably disassembled.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Probably not. The reprise caught me off gaurd and was the first time I laughed in awhile.
The premise seems to work in inverse proportion to the quality of the movie. And they need some conflict among the players.
That's what I was thinking
can they disassemble it enough to lower it to the ground with tiny pulley systems, or what?
I'm sure they can.
The structure of the building itself could support pulleys to lower that stuff down.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
get a standing crane to remove the upper arm..
disassemble the interior shaft… put in elevator in empty shaft…
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
It's time to renew the insurance on my wife's engagement ring.
And as I was doing it… I realized she wears it less now that she has a wedding band with no stone. She handles mice in her lab at work and so she wears latex gloves almost every day and would take the engagement ring off when she had to put gloves on.
I just asked her how often she wears it. Answer: “Umm… I haven’t worn it since we got married.”
Money well spent.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
About $90/yr.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah but I don't have anything out here in CA yet that would even need it.
My parents are enjoying my loverly TV still.
Actually I suppose I should stick the TV on the policy *before* transporting it out here.
Then I could try the “check it onto an airplane” trick.
re: laptop insurance...
is that just if it were to get stolen?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Nah, this is all full-coverage. It's a rider on top of my renter's insurance.
The laptop portion has a $50 deductible, the camera equipment doesn’t have any. I could drop it into the ocean and they’d replace it.
wow.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I've been flirting with danger
I have all the paperwork, but still haven’t bought the insurance on it
Yep...my wife is a NICU nurse....
she never, ever wears it.
I haven’t worn mine in 3 years (lost it).
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This is why I would want a tattoo ring.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
This is my exact ring.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001D1LYJ6/ref=oh_o00_s00_i00_details
I bought it from Amazon. It’s gotten cheaper. It was $10 when I bought it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Plus you apparently have a manly, hairy chest
Everything’s coming up Closure-house!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
THE FUCK IS THAT THING?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
That thing would rip the hell out of the hair on my ring finger.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Benji waxes.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Nope.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
nice...this is what mines looked like (if memory serves)

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
So we can get away with having a $10 ring and women are ok with that?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
They couldn't give two shits about what you're wearing I would imagine
A burden should never be something out of your control.
My wife certainly was.
Why would she want me to spend more money?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That looks a lot like mine.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
that's pruddy..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Jack was really a jester
Who held his one good eye on the queen
And there sat the king beside her
He’s pointing his sword up and down with every scene
And the wizard’s in the corner
Catching peanuts between his teeth
And the dogs lying in the shadow in the archway
There’s one good dog sleeping filled with good ol’ dog dreams
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
How does it take you 5 hours to respond to an email if you have a fucking blackberry?
christ.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Better question...
why do people still use Blackberrys?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Such a good question...
Babymamatill told me she wanted on when she got on my plan. Fuck and no. You’ll take an iphone and you’ll like it lady.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I had one about a year ago for work.
Man it seemed so ancient.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's one their company bought for them.
Shit, it’s 2012..you have 30 mins tops to respond to an email.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
x
RangerBlake John Blake
Rangers sign OF Kyle Hudson as minor league free agent with major league spring training invite. Hudson made ML debut with Baltimore in 2011
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Why are we signing Orioles?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They are signing Rangers.
Its all about balance.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
yin and yang
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Seems like a left handed Craig Gentry
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
WARNING SHOT, ANGELS.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
You asked a yes or no question, so I answered it thus.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I've been told I probably have it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Have you thought about getting looked at?
I really am thinking about it and wonder if my insurance would cover this type of thing.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
I think most do.
I had a sleep study done when I was in graduate school and they said it was very likely related to stress, so once I graduated I didn’t think much of it.
I should probably go get checked out again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Sleep study = staying over night with gadgets all around you?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yep. My friend went through that.
Found out that in addition to his insomnia, he has narcolepsy. Yeah, I am stil trying to figure out how that works.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Narcolepsy != falling asleep randomly/often
Common misconception
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yeah, I know. He's explained to me his condition many times.
He has a lot of stuff wrong with him physically and is in constant pain. It’s crazy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
That sucks
my ex’s dad had narcolepsy (as a result of.along with some other brain stuff) so he would get lethargic a lot, etc.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
My friend has brain stuff going on too.
Long story short, his spine is fused to his skull, and his brain is slowly sucked into spine (something like that).
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Oh I remember you telling us about him before
The photog, right? That sucks.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yup.
Then he has this other condition, forget what it’s called. It’s like his muscles just go limp and thus he involuntarily falls a lot. Once hit his head on a toilet and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
About?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ok.
You just said it sounds like you do, and you’re like a pencil.
But thanks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You assumed it was.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's cool.
You’re a weightist.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I know I don't have it cause my doctor in SA thought it sounded like I did and told me to get tested.
I have it.
Got a CPAP machine, it was life-altering.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Oh this is great to hear.
Do you HAVE to use it every night?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
If you want to sleep well.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I sleep well, at least I think I do.
I just know I snore rather loudly.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
You'll probably sleep even better.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yes
My apnea is off the fucking charts. I even had something called “lop surgery” where they lasered off some of my pallet. That didn’t work, finally had to get the CPAP and I can’t sleep without it. Note: all of this was before I put on so much weight, so it’s not just a fatty thing.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
When I had the apnea test done my doc was blown away. Something like 81 interruptions per hour…he couldn’t believe I was even alive. That’s 81 shots of adrenaline to my heart per hour per night. Doc said I absolutely HAD to get a CPAP or I’d be dead before 50.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
Dang.
Well I guess this a good sign I should at least get checked out.
Did your insurance cover this by chance? I’m assuming so.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
Yep, insurance covered it (sleep study and CPAP)...not the lop surgery though.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
If I find out I have to use a device to sleep every night...man that would not be fun.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
It sucks because I'm terrified that it will break
or that there will be a power outage or something. I forgot to pack it onetime when we went to the inlaws. I was fucking miserable that weekend. I think this year I’m eligible to get another machine so I’ll now have a backup.
Also remember, mine is a very extreme case – I truly can;t sleep without it. For most folks (I had a former supervisor who used one) it just helps them get better sleep. Former boss could sleep without it, but said he felt bettor rested using one.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
Sho thang
Needless to say, I highly recommend a sleep study and a CPAP if necessary. I was a stubborn fuck for years and wouldn’t go get it done, bur I’m sure as shit a believer now.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
I think I have it
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
what makes you think that?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
when he wakes up every morning, his pillow is gone
oh wait, nevermind, that’s “dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow” syndrome
I know I have that
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 5:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
But...that would be awesome
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 5:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ive been told that I snore very loudly
And that it sounds like I’m having trouble breathing.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 5:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Anyone going to watch the NHL All-Star SKills Competition?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Anyone watching the Probowl?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No
Most useless all star game of them all.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
My point exactely
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No 'e'
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I haven't watched it in years.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't even know why they televise it.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Or why they even have it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 5:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes
Jamie Benn is going to skull the shot accuracy field
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Catching up on my Parks and REc.
“He can do more with three legs than most dogs can with four!”
“Except for digging. He’s really bad at digging.”
you're well behind ... Tide promptly busts out the new memes on Thursday night
sometimes during the new episode, it seems
I havent really had any time to watch it this year
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
But I'm mad now!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Watching Salt
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions
horrible
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I'll give it a chance
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ok...
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Is Wildcat around, I have a Tyler question.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I bet I can answer it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It seems like he doesn't trust your knowledge of Tyler
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I didn't see that he had responded.
Sorry BT.
I’m looking for the best seafood place in town.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You shouldn't trust him though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Cedar Point is up there on my list of places I'll be visiting when I have time/money.
Will probably combine it with an in-laws visit to Indiana some day.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You can only jump on top of so many trucks
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 5:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Does anyone still find America's Funniest Home Videos entertaining to this day?
Because I’m about to marry someone who’s obsessed with it, and I’m a little confused.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Youtube killed any chance I'd ever care about that
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I just saw a commercial that included this.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
that dude has a hairy chest
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
well
he does
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
rawrrr
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Back in college one afternoon I was playing pickup football in a thin white underarmor shirt and one of the guys asked me why I had a tattoo of a tree on my chest.
manscaping bro
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You make your living due in large part to your chest hair?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I've been doing this all wrong.
No wonder I’m having problems.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
1200+ comments.
Need a new thread.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
promo for UT Alumni game recap: THE OSTERMAN WEEKEND

When Huston Street subbed in at second base, we knew that all common sense was out the window, and that CAT OSTERMAN (center) could very well end up on the mound. Didn’t happen, alas. But after Cat split, that black girl moved to our section, and she trolled the shit out of Cameron Rupp in the on-deck circle, naming the UT classes she took with him …
Cat's awesome. Been following her career since she was in college.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Yeah.
When I was 11 there was an exhibition tournament with members of the national and olympic teams and some up and coming plaers. my 3 teammates and i went around asking for as many players’ signatures as possible. that’s where i met jennie finch before she ever joined the olympic team, i think even before she made the national team.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
i have a softball with covered in signatures from that day.
Favorite one: Dot Richardson. At that time, I had recently converted to shortstop and I wanted to be like her.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Middle one looks like Taco Cabana chick.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
IIRC, didn't Rangers win when Cat *and* Nastia Liukin
threw out ceremonial first pitches? Not just because they’re awesome of course, but because we won a lot of games at home …
Cat Osterman is sports hot.
I would marry that girl.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 28, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
SHe's taaaaallllllllllllllll.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Middle one looks like Taco Cabana chick.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
repily fail
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
I kinda want chipotle again
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I have never had one
I always get a burrito
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I got one for the first time last time
It was very good. I’d probably get that more often than a regular burrito, if I’m going to sit there and eat.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Tomato soup and grilled cheese, or another better Campbell's soup?
Or something else? I forgot to thaw chicken.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Defrost and brine.
It will come out even better than had you thawed it normally.
(Though not as good as had you thawed it normally and then brined.)
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I do not have that kind of time and/or patience.
I’m hungry now.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh come on.
You’re probably not even talking half an hour.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
What's involved in brining? I've actually never done that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Right, I assumed that
Do you just let it soak? How long? etc etc.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I usually do two cups of water and two tablespoons of salt.
Technically it should be adjusted up or down depending on the weight of the breast, but that’s close enough I just go with it.
Then go by about an hour a pound, and err on the side of shorter rather than longer.
Like tonight I brined a 10 ounce chicken breast for about 20 minutes while I was prepping the rest of dinner. Less than an hour a pound, but close enough it’s delicious and juicy.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
And then it doesn't matter how you prepare it after that?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm not going to In N Out, so
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Indiana.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm still sad, because the past few days (thanks to LSB)
I’ve been craving either/both tacos and chicken fried steak. Sigh.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I had fried chicken tenders with mashed potatos for lunch yesterday and neither of those dishes came with gravy.
I was perplexed.
gravy is only good on mashed potatoes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
won't you buy me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
OMGWTF
YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID STONER MOUTH, SHAGGY.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
it is not good
movie hipster
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I WILL END YOU.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
come at me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You are small and high
I am large and sober.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
6"1 240 is small?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and it is not dark outside yet so I am sober
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
By comparison, sure.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
david and goliath
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
meh
you are old. I got this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I AM 30, YOU BASTARD.
so old :(
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
At least there's DQ around here...
Although the past two times I’ve wanted to get tenders and gravy it’s been late and night and they have been out. SO ANNOYED YOU GUYS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I had a whataburger double today with grilled japs on a wheat bun..
fries with the reg. ketchup and an apple pie, it was delicious…not as good as in n out but still….
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
no I'm in Phoenix
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
hittin up my whataburger fix...yeh!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
pretty sure they have one in Surprise too if you go to the games
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
actually I remember passing one on Bell Rd..
right as you get off the 101, it’s not quite in Surprise but on the way..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
yeh about 20 miles west of phoenix off I 10 is the first one..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
yep.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
poor other states
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm kind of surprised they don't have more franchises out of the area.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Tell me about it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I almost stopped at that Valdosta or wherever one on the way back from Jax in 2006 with some friends after the ACC championship game,
but couldn’t convince them to give it a shot. So they stopped at Wendy’s. So sad.
Were you driving?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Ok. Cause I was about to yell at you if you were the one driving and didn't stop.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Pff like more than 2 people could ever fit in a Closure-approved vehicle
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Former friends, I assume
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
you just didn't want it bad enough
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That sounds like a Georgia Tech game alright!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x
QB Run 1 Yard
QB Run 2 Yards
QB Run 3 Yards
Punt.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Maybe still a little butthurt from Orwin Smith not doing shit in Fantasy
just a little.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Do you like the spicy ketchup?
I can’t really tell a big difference.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
no not really
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Was that the chicken tenders?
I have been known to get a side of gravy with a burger for my fries. So good.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yes =(
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
flash thaw the chicken
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Could do this
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Are you talking about microwaving?
If so, do not follow this advice bob.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was not
I was talking about putting it in water
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's really considered flash thawing?
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
that is what it was called in most of the restaurants I worked in
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hmmm
I guess that’s just what I considered thawing.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
thawing usually happens in the fridge
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
tomato soup and grilled cheese is one of my all time favorites, but what kinda cheese?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
All I have is swiss
I might be able to finangle some cheddar
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'd do it with cheddar and it's a win/win esp. if it's a little chilly out..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I think this will be the choice
I will try out brining some time though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
And I agree... tomato soup and grilled cheese is one of the best winter meals
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
gross
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
This is wrong.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
You couldn't see that band fitting me Jobu???
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That is not what I have in my cabinet!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
find the answers to this AND MUCH MORE ...
… in Schoolly’s full UT Alumni game recap in the next OT thread
Is there another OT thread coming?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I keep laughing at the bunnies.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Wait.
She’s not lying face down?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Nope.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I think it's a dude.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
She's probably not very tall
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
So to counter my fuck stick neighbor below me who complained about my 9PM TV with a note
and who has 4am parties 3 days a week.
I’m having a big ass, loud fucking party.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
He's too good for Houston now.
SoCal.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He'll never be accepted as a local there
Oh wait, yes he will, cuz LA is full of posers
A burden should never be something out of your control.
LA reminded me a lot of Dallas the last time I was there.
With more palm trees and nice weather.
Oh and one other thing… THE FUCKING OCEAN.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah that's exactly the impression I got from being in it for a week in September.
Dallas + weather, oceans, casinos, movie shit, etc.
Also... and this shouldn't be underrated.
You can see mountains.
The lack of visual backgrounds is something I don’t like about North Texas. Soooooo flat.
I’m sure Benji will make a spirited argument about why Philadelphia > L.A.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Nah. I just hate the mass amounts of concrete in LA
Bothers me. Paved over the whole damn city. Dallas and Houston aren’t any better.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah those too.
I drove up 101 from LA to Ventura and saw mountains, valleys, a bit of ocean, and was like “holy crap that was a much more scenic drive than 35 or 20!” Then people told me “um that’s the ugly stretch of the 101.”
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
we're kinda spoiled out here...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Are you saying...
San Antonio > Houston?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Exactly.
So pre SoCal… I think you could have gone to a Houston party.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I consider Atlanta and Houston a tie.
I’ve spent very little time in either city though. Which is part of it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
My point with that comp was just that it's not a place I'm flying halfway across the country for.
I like Atlanta. Bit nicer weather than Houston IIRC.
He's too good for Houston now.
SoCal human.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
My, my...
how quickly the mind is altered.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
I can not get into this game
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions
do I ever get a horse or anything?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I will try this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
won't stealing make me a bad guy?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If you're bored,
maybe that will make the game more fun.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
maybe
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was really afraid this would happen to me.
Thanks for confirming.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
that it would be boring?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yup, I've never really liked those games.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
I have never tried a game like this
but everyone said it was cool
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
My ADD kicks in way too fast with video games.
I need instant gratification.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
The combat seems.... lacking
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
yes. but if playing normal is boring just go wild.
I read it adds 250 in bounty each time you ride a stolen horse.
why do the arrows not do anything?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Aim for the patellar region
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think I may restart it
I don’t like my dude
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah
I picked dark elf but now I am gonna start it over
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Go Nord.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
this is what I just picked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is this Skyrim?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm looking forward to Kingdoms of Amalmur... I've heard good things
One of the Penny Arcade guys was raving about it the other day
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
x
The combat in Skyrim is miserable. If games like Bayonetta and God of War are on one end of a spectrum, games like Skyrim are so far on the other end that they have fallen off the spectrum and actually can not even see the spectrum from where they are. It seems like if you want to play a massive open world RPG you have to give up a fun,energetic combat system. The thrill of discovering a cave full of vampires in Skyrim is diminished by the knowledge that once I get in there, fighting them is just going to be a chore. … Amalur is the polar opposite.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Not sure where this came from,
but it helps further my thoughts of not liking it.
by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions
Penny Arcade
Amalur is the one I want to try… gameplay demo here.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
This is like reading /v/ these days.
God they hate Skyrim. Hate. Haaaate.
They bring up things that make me less excited about it than I was, but still. . . seems like just anti-populism.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The demo is pretty rad.
The combat is like DA2 but the story appears to not suck.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Miracle speech on TNT
hell yes
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Love that movie.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
And now Buzz Schneider was portrayed by his son.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
New thread...
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/28/2755299/weekend-ot-iii
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/28/2755299/weekend-ot-iii
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/28/2755299/weekend-ot-iii
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/28/2755299/weekend-ot-iii
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