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Weekend OT Thread II - Awesome Edition

It's awesome because I made it. I haven't been here in a while. I want to go back:

Cedar Point is a 364-acre (147 ha) amusement park located on a Lake Erie peninsula in Sandusky, Ohio, United States. Opened in 1870, Cedar Point is the third oldest amusement park in North America behind Six Flags New England and Lake Compounce. It is owned and operated by Cedar Fair Entertainment Company featuring a world record 75 rides as of 2011 including 17 roller coasters.[1] Other attractions outside the park include a mile-long white sand beach, an outdoor water park called Soak City, two marinas,[2] several nearby resorts, and an area known as Challenge Park which features attractions such as go-karts, miniature golf, Ripcord and Skyscraper.

The park's normal operating season runs daily from mid May through Labor Day and then only on weekends until the end of October. Cedar Point has reached several milestones that include being the only amusement park in the world with four roller coasters taller than 200 feet (61 m) - Magnum XL 200, Millennium Force, Wicked Twister, and Top Thrill Dragster - as well as being the only one with roller coasters in all four height classifications - Jr. Gemini(Kiddie roller coaster), Magnum XL-200 (Hypercoaster), Millennium Force (Giga coaster), and Top Thrill Dragster (Stratacoaster). Known as "America's Roller Coast", Cedar Point has received the "Best Amusement Park in the World" award by Amusement Today for the past fourteen years.[3]

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whens the last time you went to 6 flags? i havent been to a theme park since i

was15

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 12:13 PM CST reply actions  

Six Flags?

I have a season pass every year because I use the parking add-on to park for Rangers games

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by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

thats the only reason you buy it?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

It pays for itself $70ish for pass + parking

Then I’ll go to the park 3 or 4 times in the year to ride Titan and Texas Giant a few times

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Six Flags Arlington: 16

Cedar Point: 17
Six Flags Atlanta: 20ish? They had a GT night in the fall every year for a while.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I went in 2007

for Physics Day.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

hi five!

I went 07 and 08.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It rains every year on Physics day

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 28, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

False

I had some beautiful days

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I went twice

Rained both times and so the teachers got tired of going and cancelled the trip

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 28, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

sucks for you

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

It was pretty miserable

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 28, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

This summer

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 28, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:15 PM CST reply actions  

I can't stop eating this cream horseradish sauce on sandwiches

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

Never was a very big horseradish fan...

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by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I hated it...

it’s slowly grown on me.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

This is how I feel.

Used to not touch the stuff. Now I’ll tolerate it.

I’ll probably be where you are in a few years.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

yeh love that clearing the sinus feeling...esp. with oysters...mmmm

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

hmmm ok shall try..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't put a whole lot on,

maybe just about half a teaspoon or so to give it some kick.

by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

haha yeh I know a little bit goes a long ways..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Jan 28, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

The sauce, right.

I use that in tuna salad and on roast beef or pastrami sandwiches. I also like various pepper and onion jams/jellys to shake up the mayo, mustard monotony.

by other_shoe on Jan 28, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

sounds good.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

It’s right up there with blossom sauce and sour cream + chipotle sauce.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

they're getting an oyster joint in Denton (I'm kinda leery...)

but I can’t wait to fuck a couple dozen up with a good cocktail/horseradish mix…

Hope this place has baked oysters….fuck.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

take an oyster on the halfshell, put some butter and parmesean in it...bake...eat...

there are other variations

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

your lady will thank you later..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Aphrodisiac claim for oysters finally backed by research

http://www.naturalnews.com/005962.html

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

highly recommend

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I've had that except grilled...

nothing like fresh seafood caught earlier that day

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

*we're

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

send a "guinea pig" in first BUB..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

oysters? or oysters from Denton? or both?

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

no fried oysters?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Scoop apparently has never had a fried oyster po boy from Johnny's in da big easy

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

no fish?

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Tilapia is probably the worst fish out there.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

BTO right here

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 12:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Seriously

Saying Tilapia is good is like saying Cici’s is good pizza.

Tilapia is the shit of the sea.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Man

There are still better options

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Depending on the shark

it can be cheap as hell.

We can’t get decent catfish here so we do what we’d do to catty to a nice little shark we get.

It is rad.

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by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

No, he's right

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Never had it.

But I’m not really a big fan of fish.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

i like fried calamari

You don’t like octopus?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

fairly...

it’s good, usually get it when we do tapas.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

man...

my wife went down there a couple weeks ago and sent me a picture from our favorite po’ boy joint Parkway Bakery and Tavern while I was eating a turkey sandwich…next time you’re down there you gotta go.


Here.

Best roast beef or shrimp in the city.

They cook the roast beef for 2 days…

You’ve gotta attack that mother fucker.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

like dead penis

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

lotsa

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

whooaa whooaa whoaaa sign me up!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a big po boy fan

Too much bread

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS as they have awesome bread in n'orleans..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

'sho do.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

it’s also why good po boys are so hard to find/make other places…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

the bread they use in new orleans isn't real doughy...

has to do with being cooked below sea level.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll have to get a true NO po'boy then

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Who wants to go right now?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

come pick me up and I'll be your travel guide.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you in DFW?

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by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't wanna say it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

if it were Thursday night I totally would’ve gone…

In thinking about it I’m pretty pissed that I didn’t go.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Dangit.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

yep.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I live in Lewisville.

Since this is Denton County this automatically means I can vote for you right?

by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

well yeh

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I still think I'd prefer a proper panino over a po'boy

Still seems like too much bread… Panini get it right…

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by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

lots of people/places use french bread when making paninis...

they’re just smashed all to hell.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

and I know everything about paninis...

b/c I have a panini maker.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Panini makers are the best

I can give you my very best panini recipe if you want

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by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

No I know that.

If it’s not a ciabatta or focaccia or Italian white then French is a decent substitute. Goes back to the press though and condensing the bite so it’s not a big mouthful of bread

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by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

gotcha

focaccia is heavy to me for some reason.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Love, love, love the stuff.

But it is definitely denser than French bread. French bread is definitely more airy

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I like all bread.

Rye has finally grown on me.

Has to be a particular combo for me to eat it though.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Come to NYC and we'll hit up a Jewish Deli

And you’ll die of happiness

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by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I lived on top of a Jewish Deli in Chicago.

I ate there every day for 6 months..

Richardson had a couple good Jewish delis (for Texas anyhow)

I think one of them was Deli News…true story.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Chi-town has good options

Cindi’s in Dallas ain’t bad

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I like 2nd Avenue Deli

Because my buddy lives right over there

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by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

There you have it Jobu,

the best delis are the ones that friends live close by.

by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Just arguing a convenience factor

And it’s pretty baller too

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by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That's right next to the movie theater we walk to

2 mile walk, but the only one in NY we’ve found that does the $6 pre-noon showings.

Looks delicious, but I cannot stand spending $16 on a sandwich.

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

They give you $16 worth of meat hahaha

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by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh okay, nice

If we can split it, I’m down.

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Closure will only give you that

if you’re really good-looking, apparently.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

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by Bob Loblaw on Jan 28, 2012 2:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Italian panini

Don’t have that much bread…

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by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Again

the bread ratio on schiacciate e panini is nothing like that of a po’boy

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

A po boy is just too damn tall, period,

but is the ratio really that much different? Just seems expanded to me.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

The bite ratio, I mean.

It’s important. It’s my inability to enjoy the po’boy with a single, concise bite. I have to strain. That’s annoying.

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by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Small mouth.

I didn’t think this was possible for Italians.

by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I /can/ eat a po'boy

I just don’t like having huge fucking bites. Seems wasteful to me.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

waste of energy?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

If shit is barely able to stay together or I’m having to Taylor Swift a sandwich, I won’t enjoy it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

We are sandwich compatible, benji

Too much bread, and I cannot enjoy it… too difficult to bite off, and I cannot enjoy it

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

*brohug*

Pressed sandwichs are the bomb diggity

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

sandwiches

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

bad opinion

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

oh man po boys are the best.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

sweet...I'm glad you agree with me.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

This is making me hungry

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Jan 28, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

x

http://www.ntdaily.com/?p=55781

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

heard about that

will go

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by jam0152 on Jan 28, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

date night!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

love horseradish

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Never.

In fact, I’m about to use some with a steak tonight.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Well...I'm bittorrenting a bunch of concerts I went too 10+ yrs ago....

about to thump some mad tunes and day drink.

WooT

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

*to

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like an excellent day.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

stop crapping on my day

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely.

Only who wants to take a nap when you have a good buzz going?

by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

this

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

if I start early, I just keep going....

if I take a nap, I’m done.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

if I keep going, I'm down for the count by 7pm, max

If I take a 3 hour nap, I wake up sober with no headache, and go back at it

irrc—it’s been awhile

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I challenge you to a game of horseshoes

a game of horseSHOEEEESSS

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 12:36 PM CST reply actions  

Some pretty solid Billy Butler dumbface going on over at Yahoo! Sports

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 28, 2012 12:36 PM CST reply actions  

heh..no kidding

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

what is this Pee Wee Herman movie I'm watching where he's milking a cow and making breakfast for farm animals..lol

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

Big Top Pee Wee

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

he crazy dat pee wee..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

was pissed when he scrapped his come back.

Pee Wee rulez faces.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Panthers new logo for next year

Leaked on Nike’s facebook page.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

The way the fingers meet right near the left eye

It looks like the panther is looking up and to the right. Makes it look less intimidating and more annoyed.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's not the best application

It seems to be a pretty decent update overall, though. I’ve heard they’re probably going black helmet/pants, basically the closest thing to the Oregon of the NFL

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Watching crappy stuff on CNBC because my wife loves it.

Talking about decriminalizing prostitution… anyone disagree with that?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

It goes against my libertarian nature

My brain always wants to say it should be decriminalized, but my heart wants to make it as difficult as possible for them to do it. It’s so depressing.

In Amsterdam, it’s less depressing because there is good protection, work environment, and health standards. If de-criminalizing w/ heavy regulation matching Amsterdam’s standards could be implemented, I’d probably be on board.

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm all for it.

Absolutely stupid that it’s criminal in the first place.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Horseshit

It happens anyway. Make it legal and quit wasting law enforcement resources.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You're trolling me, ain't ya?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm easily trolled on my hot button issues.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

the girls at the bunny ranch have never contracted anything ...they use condoms...if you play safe there are no worries..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

there are plenty of ho's walking around spreading shit who aren't escorts..sometimes the escorts are the safest ones..

because they see so many people they’re constantly be coming down with shit..

here’s the solution, just assume everyone has something and play safe and you have no worries…worked for me all my life…

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Well sure.

Generally speaking, alcohol plays apart in most bad decision making though.

by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, this.

I wouldn’t want to legalize the prostitution we have now…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, you gotta start somewhere.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm no political science/public health person, so I'm probably not the right person to debate this

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to be a high-end male escort who can select my own clients.

That would be fun.

But I’d probably need to start lifting weights.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Would you sleep with a girl that you wouldn't normally for money?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

How much

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

hate you

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Bullshit.

100K. One hour. No one knows.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

For an hour of your life that no one knows about?

Do it a few times and it does.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Cialis will take care of that.

Business cost.

And of course it’s academic… she doesn’t have a 100K and if she did… she’d get Big Guns.

I’m just calling bullshit on 20M being the minimum you’d do it for.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

20M is the level I'm absolutely positive I would.

Anything with an M is probably enough, though, honestly.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

yeh most everyone has 'their price" come on..for an hour of misery....

people work 50 hours a week and are a lot more miserable…every week of their lives for a LOT LESS.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

If it were legal...

Would ya?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

depends on with who and the price..I'd consider...

I have no hang ups…hey a lot of ladies/men marry/date rich guys for the money…A LOT..I don’t really see that much of a difference….they can’t be effin butt ugly though..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you'd see prices go up.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

no because more people would be doing it..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

There's be regulation and taxation

And elite talent would still be elite.

I think the overall cost would go up because the bottom level would vanish and I think the high end wouldn’t go down that much.

To go with the added supply would be a massive increase in demand.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

yeh hard to say I guess, maybe some day we'll find out..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

Because if they did legalize it, they’d want to tax it which means registration and auditing.

Police would crackdown even harder on those who didn’t pay to be in the program.

Operational costs increase and the low end goes up.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

But they could offer coupons!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Like people wouldn't find a way to make the numbers work.

Someone would come up with the McDonalds of blowjobs, I’m sure.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Economy of scale?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm wondering how you'd apply that though

I actually think it might experience the opposite effect… if you pay a little more, you expect/feel like you get a better product. The guy who gets $10 bjs is kind of a loser, but the guy who drops $500 on an hour with a beautiful girl would probably think he got a great deal.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe.

Who’s going to be giving those cheap blowjobs, though? You’re going to get the McDonald’s equivalent of a bj… she’s probably not going to look nice or try very hard.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

There are definitely huge standard differences on BJs

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would I pay for what I can get for free

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the old Charlie Sheen line

‘I don’t pay them for the sex, I pay them to leave’

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Chef sang it on South Park

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

when asked ‘Why a rich and famous person uses call girls’.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

This from the same guy blubbering the other night about commitment with his lady friend?

Your persona is getting a little strong. Need to scale it back.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I enjoy that I read his posts in here

Then facebook tells me he’s listening to “Fantasy” by Mariah Carey.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

The Fantasy remix is fine

but it’s all because of ODB.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Pras can rock the mic

Mark less so.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

This guy gets it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I fully don't plan on paying for it while

committed

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

DAMN YOU INFLATION!!!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 28, 2012 2:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

problem is

I don’t think there is alot of money in it for the govt.

by RangerMad on Jan 28, 2012 1:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeh like when the internet came out..

you can get laid sooo easily online now why bother going to a bar and searching for it..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

And yet, people still do...

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

they do but not as much as before..

when that was the main source..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's still the main source

The internet doesn’t offer you face-to-face interaction… do people go to the internet to get laid? Absolutely. Is it really all that common relative to the people who do it the ‘old-fashioned’ way? Doubt it.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

SORRY BRAD PITT DOESN'T FREQUENT LSB

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's different in the gay world..

a lot of guys including myself can’t be bothered going to a bar some night and deal with all the bull when I can get what I want online in 15 minutes..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

There's nothing with more leverage for efficiency

Than sex between two men.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

yuuuup

the thing is I haven’t been to a bar in 6 years..have to consume the calories, hang out, meet drunk people all night, get hit on by people you’re not into, not sure if you and your partner jive sexually, worry about a DUI…I don’t need it when I can attain it much easier and faster.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

not for me...

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck that

I hated the chase.

I’m happier married than having to work for that shit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

meh

But then I’m full of shit anyway, what I actually want is a full-on relationship and hate the rules at the beginning.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm ready for a relationship again.

I think…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a little forward to Closure...

The internet really does work!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha. Dammit.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

So am I!

Apparent evidence to the contrary.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh dear.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

colonialbob don't care!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

So you and never been kissed girl are doin that well, huh?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

He's dating an LSBer?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

i know

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

nvm

internet, no girls on the

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Lordy no.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you at least give her a chance?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, she's definitely a nice girl

But there are several reasons I don’t want to date her, and most of them really apply to any girl at this particular moment in time. Chief among them being the fact that I have absolutely no idea where I will be in 4-6 months…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't afford one.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

meh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I woulda scared you when I was single.

Chapter One was a freakshow.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

so great

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I would never partake in prositution either way since I'm married.

If I were single… I don’t think I would. Women have made me go batshit crazy… it’s an interesting concept but I’m not sure I’m hang up free enough to do it.

Very moot point… I’m mid 30’s short and could stand to lose 30 lbs. No one’s paying for that.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

this is true

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I would have to be dirt cheap.

Since broke college kids like colonial bob will undercut me.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck yeah free market

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

What's your On-Base Percentage?

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Jan 28, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think I would

But I can’t lie, it’d be pretty tempting right about now… help earn a little extra spending money to tide me over til I graduate and hopefully get a real job…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure you'd need much to deal with her

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

You're going to be a very poor escort

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd fuck her for 5 grand

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone else lower?

Anyone? Anyone?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, he'd fuck her for free.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

This is going to be A&E's next show.

Sex Wars.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I made a Pimpin' Wars joke a few nights ago.

STOP STEALING MY BITS, FISH.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a better name, anyway.

I cede the road.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

some 1999 Fall tour Widespread Panic...Halloween, UNO Lakefront Arena, NOLA

haven’t started drinking just yet.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

This is an almost honest answer.

Cuz Ryan would do it for $2,000.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I probably would.

If I didn’t have to look at her and I could shower immediately afterwards.

If I had to kiss her on the mouth and stare into her eyes I’m not doing it for any thing south of 25k.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Escorts would fall in love with me

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Not even close.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

How many strippers/prostitutes have ever known?

I assure you… their mental view of clients and men in general is not the sort to “fall in love” with a kid like you.

There are men in this world who are truly rich… you wouldn’t stand a chance if they wanted to “love” one of their clients.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I've known quite a few strippers

No prostitutes

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

How many have you paid for sex?

Once you become a client… you are not a person to them. They don’t fall in love with the men who pay them for sex.

They get paid money to make those men feel like they would though.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I worked in bars for several years.

You meet all sorts of people.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

I’m far too insane to have sex with a stripper or a prostitute.

Mommy issues.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

My insanity...

Is more the judgmental / jealous / clingy nature.

Especially when I was 17 to 20 and working in bars.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

louder hair and clothes than benji, faster car than benji,

knows more prostitutes than benji

Sheesh, stop rubbing it in!

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Except I’m good looking

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Matchst1ck is a handsome man, I've seen his current pics..

we are all a little goofy back then, including myself..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I like this one better.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you were a cute boy..

the chicken hawks would of been all over you..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

chicken hawks...

I like it.

Give me some more slang.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

nothing you don't know already..

bears, cubs, leather queens, mary’s

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

bears is my favorite

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

on and *twinks*

see photo above..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

"I'm looking for something that says 'dad likes leather.'"

“Something that says ‘leather daddy?’”

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Jan 28, 2012 2:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

haha yeh I thought of that after I posted..

like the cop with the aviator sunglasses, exposed hairy chest, leather boots and chaps, the works! pierced nips etc..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

is that you?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep. At 18.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

awesome

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

2010 GT500.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

See I don't like how Mustangs look

Even if it is fast

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

The word mustang isn't on my car anywhere.

It’s a Shelby.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

It's still a goddamned Mustang

body-style

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Maseratis

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take the 2010/2011 Mustang style

Which looks quite good IMO over a 5 series BMW

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

And you drive a chick car, Closure!

Still love you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh

Ladies dig the BMW

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah... and they HATE a GT500.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

They like the BMW more, though

But I’m not married to a PHD genius

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

C'mon

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

sweet computer.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

for real.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

My parents Mac.

This was their bedroom. My stepmom took the pics.

I played Myst on that machine.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

No... you're miffed that anyone on Earth wouldn't think you're adorable. ;)

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

BUT I AM ADORABLE

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I've seen Pretty Woman, Match.

As true a documentary as exists.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit.

BHill always beats me to these jokes.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

How much to go downtown?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

not happening.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

well...

100k

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

no you have to eat at the Y for that....and with your eyes OPEN

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

ugh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

this bitch = house in Hollywood Hills

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I do lots of things I wouldn't normally do for money.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Sex has a psychological aspect.

Very powerful chemicals make brains do crazy things.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Best part of my gig.

Today I’ve done Take Shelter (awesome), Immortals (so pretty but meh), Devil’s Double (Cooper was really, really good, but the rest of the movie wasn’t), and now Beautiful Boy.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Immortals was a disappointment.

Didn’t hate it… but wanted 300.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I hated, hated, hated 300

I had somewhat high hopes before the film came out because I absolutely loved Tarsem’s last film, The Fall. The plot was flimsy but it was well acted and so many of the shots were just… BOOM HOLY FUCK GORGEOUS AWESOME. This had a few of those shots, but not near enough.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I read the comic before hand.

It was the comic brought to life. I liked that.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Want to go to Cedar Point?

Fly into Indy, drive through West Lafayette, and take me.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

I'll just fly to Cleveland and you can meet me there

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

But then you'd miss your chance to drive through lovely Indiana...

ok, you should probably just fly to Cleveland.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

A guy just set his lab puppy loose to run in the tennis courts across the street.

I’m pretty sure I looking at the happiest dog in the world. It’s inspiring me to go out and get a big slice of Saturday.

by other_shoe on Jan 28, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

my dogs are the first ones offered.

got dibs

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Not yet.

The Aquawife is fighting hard against it. I’m still working on her.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Easier to get forgiveness than permission

That’s why getting it from a shelter or rescue helps more. She won’t have him sent back.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

They don't call em puppy dog eyes for nothin

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Catholics vs Convicts? Dang.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

Should avoid 102.9

They gave Khloe Kardashian a radio show

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 28, 2012 1:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

"I don't feel like putting shoes on either"

really? flip flops are just too much to slide on?

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't actually have any.

They’re on my shopping list. They’re kinda a necessity out here.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Who the fuck doesn't own flip flops

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I always used to wear slides

I finally switched for my last pair and love them.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Same

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

A clean pair would be fine

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

scam

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm trying to give him a placebo effect.

Ruiner. Anyways Closure, eat a couple cloves of raw garlic.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not a huge fan of smoothies, but it's probably one of the better things you could get

Just don’t fall for their ONE BILLION % VITAMIN C business…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

My favorite was the one time I went and they had an ad for their new "WARM SMOOTHIES"

It sounded good, so I decided to get one (it was like 70 outside). My mom asked me if I knew it was warm, I was like “yes, it says so right on the sign.” Then we got up to the front and I ordered it, the lady was like “you know that’s warm right?” YES I UNDERSTAND THAT THANK YOU.

csb

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

1.5/10

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

My friend told me smoothie king used to have a secret menu for the athletes

where they put steroids (and similar drugs) in them.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like bull shit

Unless you mean high school athletes or something?

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

HS athletes.

I have no idea if it’s true, but he swears it is.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd buy that

I thought you were saying Dallas Cowboys or something.

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

snopes

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Smoothie King Power Punch Plus is the truth

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 28, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

yes J.J smoothie with an echinacea boost

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

immunity* boost

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey benji

Did you figure out the group messaging thing on gnex?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 1:48 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Still doesn't work. Android feature issue

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Third party apps?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 1:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Haven't found one that handles them correctly

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Arg

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 1:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No, I tried to trick you into buying it.

COMPLETELY different.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

He's using Closure to get to Benji.

Benji seeing this coming is willing to pay a lot of money to lose weight.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I was going to argue this, but then I remembered I told Benji to take me to NY instead of whatsherface.

So.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Golddigging slut

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not that!

I just really want to go to NY…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Not gonna happen!!!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Schoolly will have to find the knee sock girls.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll bring my harem

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

These two aren't McMillionaires

Might not be able to avoid trips and jewelry :)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Coke Zero might be my new soft drink of choice

At least for just when I want something carbonated

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

I can't do diets

can’t stand the aftertaste.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not really diet, though

To me it tastes pretty much exactly like Coke, and I’m pretty picky when it comes to soft drinks.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I can still taste the aftertaste

like fucking metal on my tongue.

I’ve cut down on my actual soft drink consumption, but I’d much rather go tea, water, flavored water/punch over diet soda.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Diet sodas absolutely are.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

The Coke Zero aftertaste?

Because I agree on general diet drinks

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

DP 10 and CZ

are my go-to soft drinks

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Have not

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

My ranking is

1) Coca Cola (retired because of the calories)
2) Coke Zero
3) Diet Dr. Pepper
4) Barq’s Diet Root Beer

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

DP10 > DDP

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

DDP is the only soft drink I drink...

I’ll have to give DP10 a whirl.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

this and diet lemonade..diet Barq's vanilla is good and coke zero, that's about it..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Worth it, sir.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I went a couple years without them...then, it just happened.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Dr. Pepper is delicious, but I am trying not to drink a lot of extra calories

Sprite is also delicious, but has no caffeine (which can be a good thing) and still has a ton of sugar. I’ve never liked regular coke that much… I actually think I like coke zero more than normal coke. And Barqs is easily my favorite root beer (my dad used to work for them… it’s actually how he and my mom met).

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to put on good weight!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Lots of good proteins/fats/carbs, etc.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm trying

In general my philosophy is “try to eat good stuff but don’t sweat it too much.”

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I just drink bubbly water.

La Croix, tasts so good.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 28, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Sprite.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

crap, sorry.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

My roommate worked for Deloitte

8-6ish

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

works*

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Stepping stone to the private sector, methinks.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

a lot open their own firms.

or you can go into the PE world especially if you get some good exposure to the industry with the big 4. Often people jump from the firms to the clients they worked with for big raises.

by BHill on Jan 28, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

bingo.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jan 28, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

What BHill said

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I chose not to, but you being a tax attorney would be different

than an accounting associate. The hours can be hell, but having the experience on your resume can be extremely valuable later in your career.

by BHill on Jan 28, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah my buddy is a CPA

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

It also varies by the department you're in and when your busy season is.

You can be swamped for months and then do nothing for the rest of the year.

by BHill on Jan 28, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

for an attorney, no. but I would pull the figure of no less than 75k out of my ass.

but I truly have no idea. You may check glassdoor.com they usually have some decent salary info.

by BHill on Jan 28, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

75k would seem really low.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Pfft.

CompSci degree?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I know somebody that did this, went into patent law

Shoot. Me. In. The. Face.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoever you know is a genius.

IP law is the shit right now.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, my dad retired from his in-house job a couple of years ago

but hasn’t really stopped working because he is getting crazy offers to pick up work in his specialty.

by other_shoe on Jan 28, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

He's way older though, like in his 50s-60s.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

They bank, but I know a couple that can't find a job right now

Not that that’s unique to patent attorneys by any means

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Programming is dumb and I hate it.

(guess who is having problems with his code today)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

entry level?

brb going to law school.

by BHill on Jan 28, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

gotta get in with a good firm

may start lower, but so long as you’re on partner track it eclipses that quickly…

by grn_lantern on Jan 28, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting

What’s a typical partner track, in years?

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

and in real life

I would discourage anyone from going to law school

by grn_lantern on Jan 28, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Bankruptcy associates start higher than that at most big firms.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

well sure

it you’re lucky enough to get into an ’AMLAW 100

by grn_lantern on Jan 28, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

depends on your specialization and skills

good friend of mine loves her job, but she has a minor in analytics so her gig is not quite the typical accounting gig…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't even want to know how much the M&A lawyers at my bank make.

A fucking lot of money

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

No idea.

Not my area. They don’t post jobs like that internally. They just show up.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I specialized

in international tax during law school and couldn’t find work in that field. Wound up in commercial litigation…

by grn_lantern on Jan 28, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh

Somehow looking at that made me want pizzelle

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Argentina is basically the home of weird Oreos.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

but at one point, they used to have more varieties of Oreos than anywhere else in the world.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

are these the cookies that have formaldehyde in them, yes I think they are..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

dontevencare.gif

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

hey you can maybe save some money with the coroner since you'll have it in your system already..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

mortician* rather..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Asian-style?

They make me think of these, which are delicious.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I immediately thought of those too.

Mmmmmmmmm

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 28, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to get rid of some of my clothes.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

sell them on ebay

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think anybody would want my old t-shirts that badly

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

donate them

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I probably will when I'm moving out in a few months

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

give them to a shelter...

you give it to Goodwill and they’ll wind up on some hipster.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't even know it was in the works.

Glad someone else is taking over.

However, I’m hurt that no one has asked me for my signature Tail Gate promotional artwork.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

very stressful...

that first (2010 ALDS) one almost killed me.

Was that Game 1 or 3?

There were a shit load of people at that one, LSB’ers/non-LSB’ers. I bet this one will be pretty big as LSB has grown in numbers.

But we had folks flying in from all over for that one, that was pretty neato. Who all was there from outta town? Plus it was the first time (other than the small contingent at Suite Night) all of us congregated.

Baseball North, GT, SD, shit, I don’t remember.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

outta towners, fuck.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

game 3

was there with my son

by RangerMad on Jan 28, 2012 3:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yes, yes you were.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

He's got mod duties now

Me, Jam and kok put together the year end one last year. We’ll be fine. But need some artwork, maybe a flag to fly.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 28, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Good tip, hadn't thought about that

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

and don't forget to get the receipt for the write off..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Jobu

I might want a different job in NYC.

Any leads?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

Escort

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

The only job postings I see are from my school

And that’s law firms and Big 4—I doubt you’re interested in either based on what you were doing

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

St. Johns is trying to get me to come do their LLM program.

I am intrigued but it, but … I don’t think so.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

*by it

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's more about moving my family to Queens.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

There are some nice neighborhoods out there

Well. kinda nice

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

yeh

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

A few of my friends found jobs there.

I need to find one there too!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

woof woof

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

we can go to Winstar and then stay at my mom's lakehouse at Lake Moss.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

no

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Waiting for a my dad can beat up your dad argument. to break out.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

I feel like this joke was underrated.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

it was.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Well my Dad just got out of prison...

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 28, 2012 2:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

depends what he did.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Tax fraud.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

hard, pipe hittin' mother fucker right there.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 28, 2012 3:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Close

Not sure exactly what, but it was some sort of credit fraud.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 28, 2012 3:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

oh, sorry.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Ricky Williams- 3 words. Go.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

Really Likes Weed

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

shitlocks

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

doesn't like crowds

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Backs up Rice

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Smoke weed everyday

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 3:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

MaryJane says hi.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Black football player

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Laundry time! Later folks.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 2:44 PM CST reply actions  

Did LSB die?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:53 PM CST reply actions  

So sudden

LSB always dies that way

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm still here dying slowly and overdramatically of this cold.

This is the first time in quite a while I’ve been sick sick vs just having weird autoimmune stuff pop up at times. It’s not fun.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Loblaw showed up.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I need one of these...

so awesome…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

Seems like a waste

Just fucking wall mount the sucker

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I like it...

especially that sick little 90 degree turn at the end.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

uritedawg

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Couldn't have a plasma

Waste

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

You couldn't have a plasma with this setup

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

They can't lay flat.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

New ones can.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Well what do you know.

I had always been told that. Apparently it’s a TV myth.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Tomfooled

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it stems from TVs breaking while in transit

But it was more due to carelessness than a design flaw.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Rosie from the Jetsons' worst nightmare.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

lolwtf

“As you might have guessed it you probably won’t be able to have anything metalic in the house once you have this bed installed. Its going to be plastic all over.”

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Magnetic beds, man.

How the fuck they work?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

"Held in place by wires"

NOT LIKE THAT. HALF-ASSED PUSSY BED

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

So what's the big deal about this bed?

Couldn’t you just make the same thing, reinforce the ceiling, and hang it from there?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

They wouldn't really have to be that thick.

Unless you made the bed out of osmium.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know.

This one is weird to me. That bed doesn’t even look comfortable.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you'd put a mattress on top, but that would ruin the asthetics

I’d be pretty pissed the first time I got up in the middle of the night to take a piss then tripped on the wire of my million dollar bed.

I don’t get why they wouldn’t just put magnets on the ceiling, too, and keep it trapped between the two, so it actually hovers

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

You'd still need guide wires to keep the air conditioning from coming on and pushing your bed out of equilibrium.

And sending you crashing through a wall or the floor.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Heavily padded.

Rounded edges on the bed so you just float around the room all night.

Ok, I’m down with this.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Why do you think it's so popular?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

This

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That. Is. Awesome!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I like this a lot.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Ice Cube...Snoop Dogg...30 For 30...what?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

It's good.

Straight Outta Oakland

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I found it to be the most terrible outta all of them...

Oh accept for that one about the female tennis players.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Now I’m hiding in Honduras
I’m a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

Warren Zevon.

Nice.

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by Atticus F on Jan 28, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a weak human being

Does everyone have the “one ex”?

That one that still gives you that irrational “fucking A” twinge?

Saw some pictures of her, now pissed, and now want to go run 4 miles and lift weights until I’m modelesque.

Am I the only one that ever gets these “fuck them, I’m going to squash them later in life” sorts of feelings?

Can’t just be me, right?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

/flexes pythons

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec whore.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

It makes me want to dominate at all aspects of life.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Machismo aside

I can’t be the only one.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Aren't most models normally pretty tall?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, and not fat, either

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Or bald

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Man, LSJ really fucked me over with that post.

But don’t be mad, Benji. I’m just fucking with you.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I missed it... did LSJ post your pic on LSB?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

No, he just called me a fat balding guy in a late night thread.

But goddamn, thanks for going straight to the idea he I am actually fat.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha.

I didn’t know he called you fat. Your pics don’t look fat.

You look like a guy that used to play ball.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

He got pissed because I called him a stereotypical emo kid.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

As in I'm dressing up what I said?

I’ll find the post.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's his post.

Technically, he called me “chunky,” not fat. Josey is the one that read it and started calling me fat because he thinks it’s funny.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/19/2719615/1-19-ot-2#89278969

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

In his defense, that's not exactly one-sided.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

KOK and FP need to be on this list.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

KOK trolls him way more than the reverse...

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 5:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And he trolls JDT more than he does me.

I think.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

ohhhh I had forgotten about that

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

He trolls me sometimes

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I barely notice him anymore unless he says something particularly hilarious.

I think I’ve responded to him, what, twice today? To point out that he was worse at picking the 2010 season than me (and just about everyone else) despite my being outrageously wrong on the Twins.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Did he make fun of the weather in Tyler?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

where'd he say you were from that one time?

Gilmer or Gun Barrel City…lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was Wichita Falls.

But that doesn’t sound right.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Mineral Wells.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 28, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

that's it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Which doesn't even make sense.

I’ve never lived there.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Can you find where I called you fat or are you making that up?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 28, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I've seen you tell him to mix in a salad.

You did this week.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay....that's not the question...did you see where I called him fat?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 28, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they have a cool little music venue there.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

google says I'm lying

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

When did I call you fat?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jan 28, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not mad

Just saying models typically aren’t short, fat, or bald ;)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Cock models might be.

Depends on how attractive their penis is.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I HAVE A CHANCE

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

5'11" is the cut-off unless you do runway, then taller..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

The high end of the cutoff or the low?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

you have to be at least 5'11" to do print work....that's what it was when I was doing it...I assume it's the same

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

now for runway they like guys over 6'

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

All of this talk about runways makes me think of the greatest .gif of all time.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

yeh she's luscious..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I suddenly have the urge to take a cold shower

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

wish she had better boobs.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

troll

Defending Big D Check it out
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by Josh Lile on Jan 28, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

BigGuns you are full of surprises.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

it paid the bills in NYC for years broseph..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

BG

You gotta help me look sexy when I move to NYC

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

ok, lose the weight first and we'll talk...

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm about to ban you.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh get over it Ryin

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm trying, it's tough.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't hate me that much

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

i don't hate anyone.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

This isn't true.

David Freese, I hate David Freese.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

shit man, I'm sorry.

I seriously forgot he was the one who did the damage in Game 6 until I finally watched the highlights a week ago.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Looking for closure.

I still can’t talk to people about it…I change the channel any time anything about the WS or the Cards comes on. I stopped wearing my gear.

After watching it I am still looking for closure.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Man, I'm slowly but surely

realizing the source of everyone’s LSB name

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a clue

I learned Loblaw’s the other day, though

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

x

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mage_(comics)

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Ryin, he's been to Mizzou at least 3 times since the WS.

Of course I happen to be in the same place every time.

DIE EVERYONE.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

just drop out of school.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I'll be out of here in less than 4 months anyway.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, don't do that...

congrats.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

start the weights asap, muscle burns calories much faster..

don’t know why you would wait….I pig out all day…

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Because I have my contract

that I have to lose actual weight. That ends next week.

We didn’t do any subjective body composition clause to the contract, so I was limited on that front

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

oh I see, well after next week, hit the weights HARD!!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the plan

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Here

http://www.benjihana.com/Contract.pdf

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait...

you owe him $1,000 if you lose the weight?

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

If I wasn’t going to give him anything he’d be incentivized to de-motivate me.

Small price to pay for health.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't he incentivized to demotivate you anyways?

I thought he got 2g’s if you failed but 1 regardless of results.

by BHill on Jan 28, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

He's a decent human being that I trust.

He wouldn’t take the greater amount if he’s getting free cash either way

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I would.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Well you're not a decent human being.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait... he's equally incenvtivized to de-motivate you

with this contract, as with one where he’s paid $0 if you succeed and $1,000 if you fail.

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not going to have him motivate me for $0

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd argue

You are still having him motivate you for $0.

You’ve put $1,000 in his pocket, then told him you’d give him another $1,000 if you fail.

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

He still has to work for that $1000

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, I see

I’d set it up where the extra $1,000 goes to his favorite charity.

That punishes you, but probably doesn’t really motivate him all that much.

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I could always withhold payment and he could try to take me to court

which he won’t do. I’m not really that concerned, guys.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure there's some legal precedent that makes this whole

contract invalid anyway

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't think of one.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Well shit

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you could avoid paying him the additional $1,000

for lack of consideration.

The first $1,000, I doubt you could get out of.

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It's $2000 if he doesn't lose it, $1000 if he does, right?

I can’t think of the consideration for the second $1000, either, considering it would be prefaced likely on a lack of action— motivation.

Unless he was affirmatively trying to demotivate you, and you could say his agreement not to demotivate you was consideration.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

An agreement not to demotivate

was never discussed, so that’d be a tenuous position at best, I’d imagine.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Wouldn't he still lose $500?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe I'm still confused. Currently he's down $1000 either way, right?

And down $2000 total if he fails? But this would make him only down $500 total, compared to down $1000 if he finishes.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

It does help recoup part of the cost, you're right.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure what the other person gets.

Unless!!!

They’re en league with the friend.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

OH SHIT.

Now I know I’m not asking you to help me look sexy.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

He's not a personality coach, bro.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

My personality is fine, trust me.

Talking appearance.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Benji encapsulated in six words.
My personality is fine, trust me.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

*wink*

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I wanna hang with Guns so bad.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

we gonna do it up when I come to a game this year Bub...

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

It's impossible to not like him.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

thank ya kindly LSB's DAD OF THE YEAR!!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd imagine low end

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah...that's me too.

but I married her 7 yrs ago.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 3:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes, I get that at times with my one main ex

But that feeling has faded a bit after being broken up a year

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 28, 2012 3:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

We've been broken up for 4 years now

It doesn’t affect me, but when I see her, I just get mad for a few minutes

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

The one I almost married

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

In fact

I’m about to LSB from my fucking treadmill and walk/jog 5 miles

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I had that girl.

We dated for the longest time in HS off and on. Every time I’d go start dating somebody else she’d freak out and I’d break up with them because I was a dumbass. Then we went to different colleges but still talked from time to time.

I think this is one of the benefits of getting married. You really just don’t think about that stuff anymore. Or at least I don’t.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

me neither...

have a hard time giving a shit about any of my exes anymore..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty much sames. She got married. I started living with the now-Mrs. shoe, and then she rarely crossed my mind.

She did do something to get under my skin at the most recent reunion. It worked, but I got over it without much trouble.

by other_shoe on Jan 28, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

What'd she do?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Asked one of my friends some questions about me and why we didn't end up together.

She knew that he’d convey all of this back to me, so, while I’m sure it was partly honest curiosity, it bugged me because it was (a) recklessly stirring up things that should stay settled, (b) disingenuously (or self-deceptively) ignoring her own starring role in that drama, and copyright symbol manipulatively putting a contentious question out that I would know about but couldn’t possibly answer. Happily both the solution to my being bugged and the answer to her questions are the related: we played too many games are better off being free of them.

by other_shoe on Jan 28, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that.

Mine has a keen lack of self-awareness of her own selfish tendencies to disregard others in her pursuit of immediate gratification. Including knee-jerking me around eight months ago while with her prior boyfriend saying she wished she was with me again, then pretending like she never said it a month later when she had ditched the one bf and had found a new guy.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Well yeah

My best friend hooked up with her a few days after she broke up with me. So close enough.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Caused me to leave Penn for a semester on medical leave

and finish up in December of that year.

Sucked.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

My twin said it “had nothing to do with him” and continues to be best friends with the guy to this day.

I’m over it but that took a long time.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, and he treated me like I was nuts for thinking that was shitty

lol. I’ve realized my twin is non-confrontational, so I don’t hold it against him, but it hurt. Because I know in a reverse scenario I would’ve told the guy he could go fuck himself.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe this will make you fel better..

http://hight3ch.com/masturbating-robotic-hand-wtf/

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like this one is from Big Bang Theory.

http://hight3ch.com/robot-hitting-some-baseballs/

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

That is awesome.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I talked about her a while.

And she sent me a friend request.

And against y’all’s wishes, I accepted, had the first conversation with her in like four years, and haven’t had twinges of regret or anger since. I finally feel like that part of my life is done with.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Alright.

it’s now that time.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

Coke?

Strippers?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

and paninis

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I want a panini.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

So make one...

Shouldn’t women be pretty good at making sandwiches?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Panini dropper?

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Jan 28, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

how much are panini presses anyway?

all i’ve got is a sammich grill.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I got a $200 one through Amazon for $50.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

never.

I bet a PB&J panini would be good.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU EVER HAD ONE?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like peanut butter. I don't like jelly.

I’m sure the bread would be good, so why ruin it w/ that nasty shit.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 28, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck jelly....

you don’t like preserves?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

preserves are tasty.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Peanuuuuuuuuut, peanut butter. AND JELLY!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Peanut butter on waffles.

MMMMMmmmmmm. =)

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

You must try it.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I had a peanut butter & bacon burger

In NO

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 5:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm gonna try that, bet it was good.

Did it have cheese on it?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, cheese would seem weird.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Was solid

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

cheese?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I got it without cheese

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

k, thanks.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Shockingly

Yes

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 5:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Was good

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I need your thoughts on the predictions recap.

I mean this as little of a challenge as possible, but that thread was born because of discussions we had and I promised I’d follow through on it.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Weaver shoulda got the CY.

I don’t know what happened to Nellie.
’Zona was crazy.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 28, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, but. . .

Do you still staunchly believe our intuition is going to do a better job of predicting what will happen than if we use the data to design trend-based forecast systems?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure.

I doubt anyone had the time, or bothered, to break down entire schedules. Generally, a knowledgeable baseball fan will have a grasp on the upcoming season.

If I’m going to Vegas, I’m going w/ my gut first. I might use projections for reassurance.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 28, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Then how come you never see evidence of people doing better?

Do you actually have a good reason to think your gut does better, even though it didn’t in 2010?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Show me.

And that is a separate point for relying on gut, and your gut specifically.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

How come you're not as determined

w/ the ZIPS MY/Jose Lopez debate as you are with this?

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 28, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Determined about what?

Are you talking about projections being wrong? Because that’s extremely common. Everyone’s wrong a lot. The point is they’re wrong less often than you, me, or anyone else here.

Why are you avoiding giving me answers?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Some days are diamond, some days are stone.

You asked me these same questions w/ the ZIPS MY/JLopez debate.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 28, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

So you think it was just a bump in the road, and most years your gut would be better?

That’s entirely possible, but what evidence do you have for that, and how many seasons of being “beaten” would it take for you to change your mind?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I don't have my lifetime of predictions stored in a database.

Therefore, I have no evidence. I didn’t work thru college, living off gambling earnings from mainly baseball. I have no proof of this.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 28, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

should of kept a journal for times like these

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And you said you'd be better.

You were (like me) dramatically worse.

I also think you may not understand a projection system. It is human designed. It is a person essentially doing what you say: breaking down as much as they can to find what data has predictive value, and then using that.

It is someone doing exactly what we do when we make up records, just putting a lot more thought in to it. What is your reasoning for thinking the thought and research actually makes a person WORSE at predicting outcomes?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

the fuck is wrong with you?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

just trying to be difficult

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

wanna come over?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

was just kidding

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

dang.

I wanna go to your buddy’s bar opening…That is if you’re not ashamed of me.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 28, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I ain't ashamed.

Just don’t talk to anyone, savvy?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

What if I'm there? He can't talk to me?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Under consideration.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as you don't act like I know Ryin,

it’ll probably be okay w/ him.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 28, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

just showin' out

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

My bday is the 2nd, man.

I’m trying to spend it w/ my roots.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 28, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, sure.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

your problem is never me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

did you?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

heh

should be stevie

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hmmm...

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

hookers

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

The funk soul brother?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking.

And I really don’t like the green more than I like the old school black like this.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugly

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 28, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

So I'm thinking about getting a half pint of vodka tonight...

Is there any fucking point or should I just go full pint and risk having some left over?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 3:34 PM CST reply actions  

how fucked up do you want to get?

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Good enough buzz that if babymamatill somehow goes into labor I'll still be easily wakeupable.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

stick with a half

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey UNT...

Where’s my goddamned W-2?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

online...

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

finally...I checked a couple days ago.

tits.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

They still have a few days.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I know...

let me be irrationally annoyed.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I have the hardest time getting my W-2

Why can’t you just go online and get it from the IRS?

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

My last employer only mailed them out on Thursday.

Freaking beuaruacracy.*

*fuck this word, I ain’t looking up how it’s spelled

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought OT threads on weekends were dead.

Apparently everybody missed the memo.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:39 PM CST reply actions  

You're welcome...

-Bigtill, Chrom, Schultzy, Aquaman

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

SERIOUS

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

If I could edit I would.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for including me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 28, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

You weren't even around

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm on the treadmill right now for what it's worth.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

That is pretty nifty .

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

oh wow, I wanted one of those when they first came out...they are sooooo coool

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

no football..;

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, did someone take a dump on that projections thread, or what?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

How did anyone think he would react to that thread?

The entire premise was basically “stop talking about your predictions, you suck at them.”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

this time of year i avoid most threads

season recap stuff get ugly

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

There's no reason it needs to be.

Almost all of LSB understands that people sitting down and making semi-random guesses as to how the season will go is not going to turn out pretty well. Very few people claim they have crystal balls of wisdom and deride things like forecast systems.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Wheeeee I won and fuck all of y'all

and so on so forth…

I’m sad because I’m pretty sure that took up my “only experiences one triumph per year” quota.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 28, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol.

You even beat a couple of the DMB models, though. That’s pretty nifty.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

30 Story Building Built In 15 Days Blog

http://hight3ch.com/30-story-building-built-in-15-days/#more-7696

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 3:45 PM CST reply actions  

seems safe

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you drunk right now?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

shit no, just opened my first beer.

I probably shoulda bought some liquor b/c I kind of want to get drunk tonight….beer only takes me so far.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I just bought a pint of vodka...

And felt like a pussy…But yea go now so you can get that trip knocked out.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah... been cruising it for a few hours now

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Secret Documents Revealed – USA Bought Space Program From Yugoslavia 1961

this one is awesome…

http://hight3ch.com/secret-documents-revealed-usa-bought-space-program-from-yugoslavia-1961/#more-7677

want to find the whole documentary…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

That's cheating.

They prefabbed the entire thing off-site. I guarantee you that part took longer than 15 days.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the anti-earthquake bracing, though.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

AN EVEN BIGGER CRANE.

No, but seriously it’s probably disassembled.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking

can they disassemble it enough to lower it to the ground with tiny pulley systems, or what?

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure they can.

The structure of the building itself could support pulleys to lower that stuff down.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

get a standing crane to remove the upper arm..

disassemble the interior shaft… put in elevator in empty shaft…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 28, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

It's time to renew the insurance on my wife's engagement ring.

And as I was doing it… I realized she wears it less now that she has a wedding band with no stone. She handles mice in her lab at work and so she wears latex gloves almost every day and would take the engagement ring off when she had to put gloves on.

I just asked her how often she wears it. Answer: “Umm… I haven’t worn it since we got married.”

Money well spent.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:58 PM CST reply actions  

About $90/yr.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

re: laptop insurance...

is that just if it were to get stolen?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, this is all full-coverage. It's a rider on top of my renter's insurance.

The laptop portion has a $50 deductible, the camera equipment doesn’t have any. I could drop it into the ocean and they’d replace it.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

wow.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been flirting with danger

I have all the paperwork, but still haven’t bought the insurance on it

by Jobu. on Jan 28, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep...my wife is a NICU nurse....

she never, ever wears it.

I haven’t worn mine in 3 years (lost it).

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

This is my exact ring.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001D1LYJ6/ref=oh_o00_s00_i00_details

I bought it from Amazon. It’s gotten cheaper. It was $10 when I bought it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

This is the band I want

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

No shit.

My $10 titanium ring weighs almost nothing and I don’t even notice it’s there.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Plus you apparently have a manly, hairy chest

Everything’s coming up Closure-house!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

THE FUCK IS THAT THING?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

That thing would rip the hell out of the hair on my ring finger.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Benji waxes.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

<3

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I would.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

nice...this is what mines looked like (if memory serves)

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

So we can get away with having a $10 ring and women are ok with that?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife certainly was.

Why would she want me to spend more money?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

That looks a lot like mine.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

word

I actually think mine was the other way around….silver in the middle, black on the edges.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

that's pruddy..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Jack was really a jester
Who held his one good eye on the queen
And there sat the king beside her
He’s pointing his sword up and down with every scene
And the wizard’s in the corner
Catching peanuts between his teeth
And the dogs lying in the shadow in the archway
There’s one good dog sleeping filled with good ol’ dog dreams

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:08 PM CST reply actions  

How does it take you 5 hours to respond to an email if you have a fucking blackberry?

christ.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:09 PM CST reply actions  

Such a good question...

Babymamatill told me she wanted on when she got on my plan. Fuck and no. You’ll take an iphone and you’ll like it lady.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's one their company bought for them.

Shit, it’s 2012..you have 30 mins tops to respond to an email.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, two miles down.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 4:10 PM CST reply actions  

x
RangerBlake John Blake
Rangers sign OF Kyle Hudson as minor league free agent with major league spring training invite. Hudson made ML debut with Baltimore in 2011

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

Why are we signing Orioles?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

They are signing Rangers.

Its all about balance.

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Jan 28, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

yin and yang

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Seems like a left handed Craig Gentry

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

WARNING SHOT, ANGELS.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

You asked a yes or no question, so I answered it thus.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been told I probably have it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you thought about getting looked at?

I really am thinking about it and wonder if my insurance would cover this type of thing.

by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I think most do.

I had a sleep study done when I was in graduate school and they said it was very likely related to stress, so once I graduated I didn’t think much of it.

I should probably go get checked out again.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep. My friend went through that.

Found out that in addition to his insomnia, he has narcolepsy. Yeah, I am stil trying to figure out how that works.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Narcolepsy != falling asleep randomly/often

Common misconception

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. He's explained to me his condition many times.

He has a lot of stuff wrong with him physically and is in constant pain. It’s crazy.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

That sucks

my ex’s dad had narcolepsy (as a result of.along with some other brain stuff) so he would get lethargic a lot, etc.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

My friend has brain stuff going on too.

Long story short, his spine is fused to his skull, and his brain is slowly sucked into spine (something like that).

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh I remember you telling us about him before

The photog, right? That sucks.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

Then he has this other condition, forget what it’s called. It’s like his muscles just go limp and thus he involuntarily falls a lot. Once hit his head on a toilet and had to be rushed to the hospital.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

About?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok.

You just said it sounds like you do, and you’re like a pencil.

But thanks.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

You assumed it was.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm confused

I was just making a throwaway callback to the subthread above.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

It's cool.

You’re a weightist.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I can be one now!!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I have it.

Got a CPAP machine, it was life-altering.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

If you want to sleep well.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

You'll probably sleep even better.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

My apnea is off the fucking charts. I even had something called “lop surgery” where they lasered off some of my pallet. That didn’t work, finally had to get the CPAP and I can’t sleep without it. Note: all of this was before I put on so much weight, so it’s not just a fatty thing.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

When I had the apnea test done my doc was blown away. Something like 81 interruptions per hour…he couldn’t believe I was even alive. That’s 81 shots of adrenaline to my heart per hour per night. Doc said I absolutely HAD to get a CPAP or I’d be dead before 50.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Dang.

Well I guess this a good sign I should at least get checked out.

Did your insurance cover this by chance? I’m assuming so.

by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, insurance covered it (sleep study and CPAP)...not the lop surgery though.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It sucks because I'm terrified that it will break

or that there will be a power outage or something. I forgot to pack it onetime when we went to the inlaws. I was fucking miserable that weekend. I think this year I’m eligible to get another machine so I’ll now have a backup.

Also remember, mine is a very extreme case – I truly can;t sleep without it. For most folks (I had a former supervisor who used one) it just helps them get better sleep. Former boss could sleep without it, but said he felt bettor rested using one.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Sho thang

Needless to say, I highly recommend a sleep study and a CPAP if necessary. I was a stubborn fuck for years and wouldn’t go get it done, bur I’m sure as shit a believer now.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I have it

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

what makes you think that?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

when he wakes up every morning, his pillow is gone

oh wait, nevermind, that’s “dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow” syndrome

by Schoolly_D on Jan 28, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I know I have that

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 5:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

But...that would be awesome

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 5:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Ive been told that I snore very loudly

And that it sounds like I’m having trouble breathing.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 5:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Anyone going to watch the NHL All-Star SKills Competition?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

no

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone watching the Probowl?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

no.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Most useless all star game of them all.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

My point exactely

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

No 'e'

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I haven't watched it in years.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Or why they even have it

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 5:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes

Jamie Benn is going to skull the shot accuracy field

Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 28, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

But I'm mad now!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 28, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Watching Salt

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

horrible

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll give it a chance

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Moe's doctor said cut down Salt

seriously, Max said it’s very accurate in its portrayal of Russians

by Schoolly_D on Jan 28, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok...

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 4:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Is Wildcat around, I have a Tyler question.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

I bet I can answer it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 28, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

It seems like he doesn't trust your knowledge of Tyler

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 28, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't see that he had responded.

Sorry BT.

I’m looking for the best seafood place in town.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

You shouldn't trust him though

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 28, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You can only jump on top of so many trucks

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 28, 2012 5:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Does anyone still find America's Funniest Home Videos entertaining to this day?

Because I’m about to marry someone who’s obsessed with it, and I’m a little confused.

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by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:16 PM CST reply actions  

Youtube killed any chance I'd ever care about that

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 28, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I just saw a commercial that included this.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:16 PM CST reply actions  

that dude has a hairy chest

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

well

he does

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

rawrrr

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hmm

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

1200+ comments.

Need a new thread.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 5:18 PM CST reply actions  

promo for UT Alumni game recap: THE OSTERMAN WEEKEND


When Huston Street subbed in at second base, we knew that all common sense was out the window, and that CAT OSTERMAN (center) could very well end up on the mound. Didn’t happen, alas. But after Cat split, that black girl moved to our section, and she trolled the shit out of Cameron Rupp in the on-deck circle, naming the UT classes she took with him …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 28, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions  

Cat's awesome. Been following her career since she was in college.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

would you have gone up to her?

obviously we were too chicken . . . this shot is max zoom

by Schoolly_D on Jan 28, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

When I was 11 there was an exhibition tournament with members of the national and olympic teams and some up and coming plaers. my 3 teammates and i went around asking for as many players’ signatures as possible. that’s where i met jennie finch before she ever joined the olympic team, i think even before she made the national team.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

i have a softball with covered in signatures from that day.

Favorite one: Dot Richardson. At that time, I had recently converted to shortstop and I wanted to be like her.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Middle one looks like Taco Cabana chick.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

IIRC, didn't Rangers win when Cat *and* Nastia Liukin

threw out ceremonial first pitches? Not just because they’re awesome of course, but because we won a lot of games at home …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 28, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Middle one looks like Taco Cabana chick.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:21 PM CST reply actions  

repily fail

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 28, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I kinda want chipotle again

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I have never had one

I always get a burrito

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I got one for the first time last time

It was very good. I’d probably get that more often than a regular burrito, if I’m going to sit there and eat.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Tomato soup and grilled cheese, or another better Campbell's soup?

Or something else? I forgot to thaw chicken.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

Defrost and brine.

It will come out even better than had you thawed it normally.

(Though not as good as had you thawed it normally and then brined.)

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by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I do not have that kind of time and/or patience.

I’m hungry now.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh come on.

You’re probably not even talking half an hour.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

What's involved in brining? I've actually never done that.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Right, I assumed that

Do you just let it soak? How long? etc etc.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I usually do two cups of water and two tablespoons of salt.

Technically it should be adjusted up or down depending on the weight of the breast, but that’s close enough I just go with it.

Then go by about an hour a pound, and err on the side of shorter rather than longer.

Like tonight I brined a 10 ounce chicken breast for about 20 minutes while I was prepping the rest of dinner. Less than an hour a pound, but close enough it’s delicious and juicy.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

And then it doesn't matter how you prepare it after that?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not going to In N Out, so

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Indiana.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

you see me trollin

But I was trollin myself on this one too.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm still sad, because the past few days (thanks to LSB)

I’ve been craving either/both tacos and chicken fried steak. Sigh.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

gravy is only good on mashed potatoes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

won't you buy me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

am not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

OMGWTF

YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID STONER MOUTH, SHAGGY.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

it is not good

movie hipster

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I WILL END YOU.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

come at me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You are small and high

I am large and sober.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

6"1 240 is small?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and it is not dark outside yet so I am sober

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

By comparison, sure.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

david and goliath

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

meh

you are old. I got this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I AM 30, YOU BASTARD.

so old :(

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

indeed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

At least there's DQ around here...

Although the past two times I’ve wanted to get tenders and gravy it’s been late and night and they have been out. SO ANNOYED YOU GUYS

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I had a whataburger double today with grilled japs on a wheat bun..

fries with the reg. ketchup and an apple pie, it was delicious…not as good as in n out but still….

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

no I'm in Phoenix

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

hittin up my whataburger fix...yeh!!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I would.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

pretty sure they have one in Surprise too if you go to the games

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

actually I remember passing one on Bell Rd..

right as you get off the 101, it’s not quite in Surprise but on the way..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

yeh about 20 miles west of phoenix off I 10 is the first one..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

yep.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

poor other states

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm kind of surprised they don't have more franchises out of the area.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Tell me about it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Were you driving?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

No

We would’ve gone if I had been.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok. Cause I was about to yell at you if you were the one driving and didn't stop.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Pff like more than 2 people could ever fit in a Closure-approved vehicle

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Former friends, I assume

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

you just didn't want it bad enough

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That sounds like a Georgia Tech game alright!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

x

QB Run 1 Yard
QB Run 2 Yards
QB Run 3 Yards
Punt.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe still a little butthurt from Orwin Smith not doing shit in Fantasy

just a little.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

no not really

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Was that the chicken tenders?

I have been known to get a side of gravy with a burger for my fries. So good.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes =(

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

flash thaw the chicken

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Could do this

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was not

I was talking about putting it in water

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that is what it was called in most of the restaurants I worked in

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hmmm

I guess that’s just what I considered thawing.

by lost in space on Jan 28, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

thawing usually happens in the fridge

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

tomato soup and grilled cheese is one of my all time favorites, but what kinda cheese?

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

All I have is swiss

I might be able to finangle some cheddar

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd do it with cheddar and it's a win/win esp. if it's a little chilly out..

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I think this will be the choice

I will try out brining some time though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

And I agree... tomato soup and grilled cheese is one of the best winter meals

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

gross

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

This is wrong.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

You couldn't see that band fitting me Jobu???

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

That is not what I have in my cabinet!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

regular Campbell's Tomato is fine

if you’ve got any herbs you can shake into it, even better

by Schoolly_D on Jan 28, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Is there another OT thread coming?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

x

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

I keep laughing at the bunnies.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait.

She’s not lying face down?

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"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Jan 28, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's a dude.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

it has a beard

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So to counter my fuck stick neighbor below me who complained about my 9PM TV with a note

and who has 4am parties 3 days a week.

I’m having a big ass, loud fucking party.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

Yup

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

lol what

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

He's too good for Houston now.

SoCal.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

He'll never be accepted as a local there

Oh wait, yes he will, cuz LA is full of posers

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

LA sucks.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

LA reminded me a lot of Dallas the last time I was there.

With more palm trees and nice weather.

Oh and one other thing… THE FUCKING OCEAN.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Also... and this shouldn't be underrated.

You can see mountains.

The lack of visual backgrounds is something I don’t like about North Texas. Soooooo flat.

I’m sure Benji will make a spirited argument about why Philadelphia > L.A.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah. I just hate the mass amounts of concrete in LA

Bothers me. Paved over the whole damn city. Dallas and Houston aren’t any better.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah those too.

I drove up 101 from LA to Ventura and saw mountains, valleys, a bit of ocean, and was like “holy crap that was a much more scenic drive than 35 or 20!” Then people told me “um that’s the ugly stretch of the 101.”

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

we're kinda spoiled out here...

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you saying...

San Antonio > Houston?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Less humid, but crappier.

by Closure GT on Jan 28, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly.

So pre SoCal… I think you could have gone to a Houston party.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I consider Atlanta and Houston a tie.

I’ve spent very little time in either city though. Which is part of it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

He's too good for Houston now.

SoCal human.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

this

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

wow

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 28, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I can not get into this game

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

do I ever get a horse or anything?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I will try this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

won't stealing make me a bad guy?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

maybe

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that it would be boring?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have never tried a game like this

but everyone said it was cool

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The combat seems.... lacking

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

yes. but if playing normal is boring just go wild.

I read it adds 250 in bounty each time you ride a stolen horse.

by BHill on Jan 28, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

why do the arrows not do anything?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Aim for the patellar region

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think I may restart it

I don’t like my dude

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

I picked dark elf but now I am gonna start it over

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Go Nord.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 28, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

or redguard.

dark elf is pretty crappy unless you want to use a lot of magic.

by BHill on Jan 28, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

this is what I just picked

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

sweet

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Is this Skyrim?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

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by Aqua on Jan 28, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 28, 2012 6:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to Kingdoms of Amalmur... I've heard good things

One of the Penny Arcade guys was raving about it the other day

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

x
The combat in Skyrim is miserable. If games like Bayonetta and God of War are on one end of a spectrum, games like Skyrim are so far on the other end that they have fallen off the spectrum and actually can not even see the spectrum from where they are. It seems like if you want to play a massive open world RPG you have to give up a fun,energetic combat system. The thrill of discovering a cave full of vampires in Skyrim is diminished by the knowledge that once I get in there, fighting them is just going to be a chore. … Amalur is the polar opposite.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Penny Arcade

Amalur is the one I want to try… gameplay demo here.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

This is like reading /v/ these days.

God they hate Skyrim. Hate. Haaaate.

They bring up things that make me less excited about it than I was, but still. . . seems like just anti-populism.

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by philkid3 on Jan 28, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

The demo is pretty rad.

The combat is like DA2 but the story appears to not suck.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 28, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

yup sho is

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 28, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Miracle speech on TNT

hell yes

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 28, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

Love that movie.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 28, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

And now Buzz Schneider was portrayed by his son.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

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