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Sunday Evening OT


Because weekend thread #4 is over 1200.

Now, your specially selected meme of the evening: Would Not Bang.

“Would Not Bang”, sometimes referred to as “2/10, Would Not Bang”, is an image macro series in which photos of attractive looking women are scrutinized for minor or imagined flaws, prefaced by an ironically low rating on a scale of ten. The images are meant to parody hypercritical judgments made about women’s physical appeal on the Internet.

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I have not heard of this meme, but it sounds really funny.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

It's called benji.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree wholeheartedly on the lips part

But still, I would.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm with him about the lips..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate her lips

In my head, that’s the only things keeping her from being a 10.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

And it's a very big thing

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I know I'm in the minority on her, but I think she looks like a tranny.

I think that many of her fans would reconsider after seeing her at the Golden Globes the other night. Straight up scary.

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

by randylsu on Jan 29, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah that was bad

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

No, this would be Benji

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 29, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Is this a meme I was unaware of?

It is spectacular.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup, Nigel Remix.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, nowhere near as good.

The “Disney women turning into Nigel Thornberry” are much much better.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Decent enough

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I've seen this movie.

It was called Avatar.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

and the last samurai

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

There we go.

I can always count on you to deliver.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It sounds disrespectful to women.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Who cares about them hoes

They need to keep themselves in the kitchen

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I do not want to do my accounting homework

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

They locked our building, with our computer lab

I can’t finish my homework that’s due tomorrow. FML.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Running short on new legacies coming down the pipe.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

pike***

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Good call.

Check to IANF.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 29, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

bitch

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

(JK)

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I HAVE NO IDEA

I was pretty upset. They close Armstrong (our building) on football saturdays, but that makes sense, because it’s really close to the stadium, but there’s no games tonight, and it’s not like Sunday is a huge drinking night either… sigh.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Did Purdue used to hide alcohol in the big drum thing they carry around?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Used to?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Still do?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't see why not

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

financial accounting = fucking retarded

managerial accounting = easy

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm in financial right now

Still trying to get the hang of it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

?

Q: Why Don’t Accountants Ever Get Constipated?

A: Because Accountants Can Work Out Anything With A Pencil

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I really hate my business class.

I almost fall asleep every day, and I can’t because there are only 7 English speaking students in that one.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

it's a joke that they even play this 'pro bowl'

just do some kind of skills comp and end this stupidity.

by Longhorn on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

They should just pick the teams

But not have the game

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

A skills comp

needs to be discussed soon. This is bad.

by lost in space on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Heh

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The Pro Bowl is dumb.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

The Rangers are from Texas (or NY)

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

BRING BACK THE GODDAMN QB CHALLENGE

Where the throw chalk covered footballs at golf carts

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 9:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

snowcross

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

Are you hating on Breaking Bad?

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Ahhh

I was about to give you the “You’re dead to me” look

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I never will, Schoolly!

Provided you don’t say stupid crap, like I thought you just did, you will forever be on my good side!

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I have never watched that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Everytime I pass a chicken restaurant, I assume the owner is a kingpin of meth production.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

What about highschool chem classroom?

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I never pass a high school chem classroom on a regular basis.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Well them

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

What is "meth inks"

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So good

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Small... Thats all I got

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

For some reason, Schultzy posting this is especially funny

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Schoolly is playing matchmaker

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Matchmaker matchmaker make me a match

find me a find, catch me a catch

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

that's actually . . . the very furthest thing from my mind

Colonial, Shirley that’s not what you thought? (and no her name’s not Shirley)

by Schoolly_D on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

No, of course not

I just like that song

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

He was definitely hoping...

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

... Schultzy says about himself

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

She's probably too skinny for Bob anyways.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I like em real thick and juicy

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Schooly, his anaconda don't want none

if she aint’ got buns, hun.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

and just like that, the innocent offer of an introduction

has been ruined by the personalities on LSB . . . sometimes I really really just hate you all

by Schoolly_D on Jan 29, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Aw c'mon I was just running with the meme

I’m a classy guy, Schoolls. I don’t play that way.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

You know you love us.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

We're good people

we just have disgusting minds.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't like other people using that cinemagraph?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly why I used it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

blue moon sucks

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

you're also in band

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

it is ok

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 29, 2012 8:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like it.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Moneyball whiffs again

French guy wins, Pitt loses, VFN rejoices …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 29, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

Goood.

Pitt shouldn’t have won.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Today is full of once a year crappy TV

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:48 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

TIME FOR THE RUMBLE.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

Apparently you never saw Travis Pastrana doing crazy shit like that on a dirt bike.

He did a lot of firsts, trick wise.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Not for billions.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Jumping with people that knew what they were doing like those guys?

Yes.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 29, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 29, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Aquawife says she'd make me do it for $10 million.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 29, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe I'm misunderestimating my wife.

Let me check.

Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.

by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

She says, “NO.”

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by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

She notes

this does not help my cause.

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by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd much much rather parachute than bungee jump.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Bungee jumping:

a supposedly fun thing I’ll never do again.

Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.

by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I was supposed to go parachuting

last year for my friend’s 21st, but a combination of them being down to one chute (instead of 3) and the weather conspired against us, and since he’s in St. Louis I couldn’t make it back down when they went the next weekend. Still need to jump sometime…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't go in for the high acceleration stuff.

Other than my car. I do enjoy drag racing.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I live my life a quarter mile at a time...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 10:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The experience was overrated.

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by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

How far was the drop?

And what was it over?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

It was the Zambezi bridge --

the one in the article. Don’t know how long it was, but it was over the river.

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by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Good lord.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I sent my parents the video

in an unmarked VHS sleeve, and told them it was interesting footage.

My mom was… not pleased.

Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.

by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you enjoy it at all?

Like… I don’t do roller coasters… I rode the Titan at Six Flags once because a former girlfriend wanted to and there was a point that my brain was truly convinced I was going to die.

I would imagine it feels the same.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure I'd say I enjoyed it.

It was a rush, and there was a great view. But the whiplash effect was not fun, and I caught a spin at the end that just made me feel ill.

I’m glad I did it, but I wouldn’t do it again.

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by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I have come around on roller coasters

I don’t mind going upside down but I still won’t do the ones with huge drops.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Those are the best

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Rollercoasters are the fucking tits.

I want to ride all of them. I remember the first time I went to Fiesta Texas I was too short to ride the rattler. Measured my height every day from there until I was tall enough. Finally got tall enough and rode it. I think my mom still has the pic of me. Had my eyes closed almost the entire time.
CS,B

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 11:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Is that the big wooden one?

That’s a long coaster… like 3 minutes. Fiesta texas is pretty cool… especially Superman, how it goes up on the cliff and stuff.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

that's the one

I need to get over to six flags and ride the new Texas Giant. I heard its great

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 11:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Same here

last time I was there was in the middle of renovation, I was sad.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

The New Giant is fucking awesome.

The first drop, while not as tall as the Titan, it’s more vertical. Almost makes you feel like the back car is about to come over your head. We rode it 4 times when we went for Holiday in the Park. Amazing.

by TheGritMaster on Jan 29, 2012 11:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

This is a ringing endorsement

And I already got the ok from babymamatill

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 11:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hope and pray you get the train that causes the oil derrick to blowout.

Huge fire comes out as you pass. I think it only happens every 5 trains or so though.

by TheGritMaster on Jan 29, 2012 11:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

so I need to ride it 5 times

Gotcha

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 11:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't like big roller coasters.

Texas Giant is ok. Not a big fan of the Titan. I like the Shockwave though.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Batman.

Batman batman batman.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd do it for $1M and a video of it

that’s the most bad ass thing I’ve ever seen

by Jobu. on Jan 29, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Sleeping with a terribly ugly woman...

Is less likely to kill you.

I mean it still could… but by slightly less.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell yeah I would.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 29, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, Travis is a whole different level of adrenaline junkie.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

i would

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

for free

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh my gosh

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

So this stupid Pro Bowl is still on

I accidentally saw Brandon Marshall make an insane catch where he was falling backwards and kicked the ball from his foot into his hands with two DB on him.

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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 29, 2012 8:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, so

today was boring because I had to send my little bro to his first day of high school and I didn’t even get to chat to my old English teacher who I kind of fancied.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

Yes.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you drive him there?

Tell that lazy dickhole to take public buses like the rest of us did.

by LiamP on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I took him by bus just in case he got lost and shit.

It was predictably a terrible bus ride.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

DAAAAYUM

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

nailed it

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

IT'S CACTUS JACK!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

Cactus Jack

One of the three faces of Foley.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Taken is on.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Ocean's 11.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

WHERE

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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

FX

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Sold. Never seen it.

Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I have watched that twice already this week

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Neeson retired CIA or something? Just heard Hezbollah

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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 29, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

SAG Awards I meant ... so double ...

what’s the triple? am I even more brilliant than I suspected?

by Schoolly_D on Jan 29, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I figured

1.) They win the awards
2.) They clean up your shit
3.) They steal your shit as they leave

by Parker20 on Jan 30, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

starting tomorrow, yes

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You need a third roommate?

I think a Longhorn, Herbie, TnT triumvirate has fantastic sitcom potential.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Remake of Three's Company

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

never played Words With Friends and don't plan on ever

but I’ma give you Triple Word Score for “triumvirate” . . . dayum!

by Schoolly_D on Jan 29, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha ha

That would be great

by matteo25 on Jan 29, 2012 9:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Who the fuck is Taylor Dayne and why am I to believe she's a celebrity?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 9:15 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

A pop "star" from the early 90s

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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 29, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought all of them were

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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Jan 29, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

They all are. And they each have multiple kids.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like my knowledge of 90's pop is pretty extensive.

But I’ve never heard of her. What’d she sing?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 9:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Tell It To My Heart

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually I did

First google hit. Boom.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Released in '87

Lile should change the spelling of his last name to Liel

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

She was a decent looking singer like 20 years ago.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't wait to see Shaun White and Louie Vito.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

Is Scotty Lago competing?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

....no.

Oh hey I forgot about Greg Bretz.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

whatchu talkin bout

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

In that snowmobile competition, there were brothers from Krum.

Never seen any local stories on them. And Krum seems like the last place to produce winter X game athletes.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 29, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah.
Thirty two. That’s how many days brothers Caleb and Colten Moore had between their first sled ride on snow and their first major snowmobile competition. That means that 33 days ago, the brothers from Krum, Texas (average annual snowfall 1.9 inches), had never sat on a sleigh in the white stuff. Yesterday, the X Games rookies competed in the Snowmobile Freestyle event and wowed the crowd by besting even some of the most seasoned veteran slednecks. In true Cinderella story form, Caleb even managed to net the bronze medal.

Read more here.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Also there is olympic bronze medalist in short track speedskating from Denton.

And a olympic gold medalist in long track from Houston. It’s not uncommon for people in Texas to come up competing in a summer sport and switch over to the winter equivalent. In the case of these two speedskaters they did inline for a long time before switching over to ice.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

He played a total dick in one of the films I saw today.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

friends with benefits?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

yup.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweeet Mila.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Should have done a nude scene.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

solid run

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:21 PM CST reply actions  

ROAD DOGG!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

Road Dogs is a terrible song.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

really?

he is still around?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 29, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He was in TNA a few years ago

but it was his first WWE appearance in probably close to a decade.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

does he still look all drugged out

I liked him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 29, 2012 11:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i wanna do it in the Georgia Dome

on the fifty yard line
while the dirty birds kick for three

by Closure GT on Jan 29, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

For what price, though?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

lot of safe boarding going on.

not gonna beat the tomato doing that

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

Dude, I don't say this about anyone, but Shaun's almost impossible to beat.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

i know its the first run

but still. this is pretty meh stuff here.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

saw TWIN SISTER @ Waterloo Records today

the woman, Andrea Estella, is >2/10

reposting this from the previous OT thread, which got cut off just after

by Schoolly_D on Jan 29, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

She's gross lookin'. I think I'd rather bone Taylor Dayne

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 9:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

After a dinner of Ahi Tuna and red cabbage

I eat a big bowl of cocoa puffs.

Healthy choices, you guys.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 29, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

part of your balanced breakfast

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

That sounds delicious.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

You're gonna go poot poot after cocoa puffs

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jan 29, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

You eat a lot of cabbage.

I think you’ve eaten more in the past two weeks than I have in my life.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Bbig show ruining the royal rumble hurrrrr

>eliminates ziggler and cody rhodes

fuck this

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 29, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions  

Y2J and Sheamus last two in

>i’m suddenly okay with this

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 29, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

No way they actually follow through with that. He’ll lose it before WM… but wow.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

that was an awesome win win outcome

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 29, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a nice curveball

I actually thought Sheamus seemed like a weird final 2 guy, because I didn’t buy him as the Rumble winner… until it happened.

So bravo, WWE. That show kind of sucked but that was a well done finish.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

The Ziggler-Punk match was as awesome as I thought it would be

usually i hate that kind of gimmick knock the ref out crap but they pulled it off

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 29, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, finally back online after getting home from the Rumble and doing husbandly duties ...

not those, watching The Good Wife.

It was a lot of fun. Show and Henry are boring as hell, but I liked the end. Would have liked it better if Show had pulled him back up by one arm at least once.

The 8 diva and Brodus matches were tailor made for bathroom and beer runs.

I wanted more story out of the CM Punk – Ziggler match but liked it.

Loved the dueling for and against Cena chants.

As for the Rumble, I liked having Rhodes and the Miz hang around for a long time, but they needed a better climax than getting thrown out by Show. Great hometown pop for Orton. I popped for Folley and Booker even though I thought there were too many announcers and reprises (the crowd popped nicely for Road Dogg and surprisingly strong for Dugan). Sheamus kept coming to mind as a possible winner, but I didn’t expect it. I’m looking forward to seeing what they do with Jericho.

By far the most fun thing was watching the various members of the crowd: kids, hipsters, older folks, and every other type of person you could imagine. We sat next to a fifty-something couple who cheered faces and USA-all-the-way and had a ball rooting for heels and Canadians.

I did miss the announcing. Also, I should have brought a sign.

End trans.

by other_shoe on Jan 30, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Fuck Sports Science

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 29, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

I thought it was pretty hilarious when Shaun White was killed in that Black Keys video.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:40 PM CST reply actions  

Babymamatill and babygrandmatill had both never heard of pan fried pork chops before tonight.

Fuckin’ northeasterners

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I hope you didn't hurt them since you approve of domestic violence and all

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

All I did was throw the hot grease at them.

No bigs.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 9:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You monster

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

He's no monster.

He’s a hero.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

odom led the mavs with a +14 tonight

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

I love The Joy Formidable.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 9:50 PM CST reply actions  

x

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 29, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

Top is JK Rowling.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

The first one is JK Rowling, I believe.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 29, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

im being told the top one is JK Rowling

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

first is J.K. Rowling

second is G.R.R. Martin

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 29, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

speaking of GRRM

my body is prepared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOzXsqoJhtE

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 29, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

damn. close

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

x

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 29, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

yeah no.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Where can I get this?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 9:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

lol
jonmorosi
#Orioles are interested in Koji Uehara. He lives in Baltimore, has a partial no-trade clause, and would welcome such a move. #Rangers

by sprite on Jan 29, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

Does he live in Baltimore during the off season?

I always assumed he went back to Japan.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Does he eat sushi and sing Karaoke too?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

is he a bad driver?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 10:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Only if he's a woman.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

What about cameras?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 29, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Your face does.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

MANNY MACHADO

YOUR MOVE, BALTIMORE.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Bundy would be nice

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I would take Machado and be fine with it.

He can move off short.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

this is the for the gold

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions  

meh

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 10:05 PM CST reply actions  

And Shaun White, yet again.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:06 PM CST reply actions  

dont blame him

blame the competition. pretty blah

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

ouch

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 10:10 PM CST reply actions  

No competition this year.

Pretty meh.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 29, 2012 10:16 PM CST reply actions  

insane

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

wow

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

Wow a 100...

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 29, 2012 10:18 PM CST reply actions  

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 29, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

thats crazy

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 10:18 PM CST reply actions  

Temps in the high 60s tomorrow

Hallelujah!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:20 PM CST reply actions  

i really think the xgames are the best thing espn does.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 10:20 PM CST reply actions  

I love watching the x games and winter x.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

30 for 30

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

espn doesnt have as much to do with that as the xgames.

they just provided the money.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 29, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

me too

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

me & KOJI used to hang @ Dizzy Issie's in Remington (NW Baltimore) ...


and watch all of BRUCE CHEN‘s Orioles starts on the tv, adorned in our #27 jerseys . . . quality bro-hang . . .
Dizzie Issie’s Yelp
end of every night, after every loss, we’d toast our dream of escaping Boddy-more, knowing that for Azn tramps like us, the place was a death trap, a suicide rap, we’ve gotta get out … and now, blood brother, I can’t stand here and watch you go back to that

by Schoolly_D on Jan 29, 2012 10:21 PM CST reply actions  

Wait -- did Uehara seriously hang at the Diz?

And how can you diss Baltimore when the Diz had the best bacon cheeseburger-and-beer deal going?

And is it possible we were at the Diz at the same time?

Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.

by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

just affectionate fan fic from a guy who really lived there a while

it’s basically all true except for the Koji part … I watched Orioles games @ The Diz while wearing the only fan-owned Bruce Chen jersey in the whole city … I love Baltimore, would never make fun

by Schoolly_D on Jan 29, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't remember anyone wearing a Bruce Chen jersey,

so I’m guessing we weren’t in Dizzy Issie’s at the same time.

I’m sad they changed the name…

Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.

by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

what a great bar ... and knowing that burger was available, wow

next time I get back to Camden, you know I’m flying Chen #27 … HE LED THE TEAM IN WINS IN 2005!

by Schoolly_D on Jan 29, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Like Jimmy Carter, like electric underwear

Like any idea that never had a chance to go anywhere

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

A man! A plan! Panama!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I know. I screwed it up.

Sad day.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

It's ok.

Don’t let it get you down.

Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.

by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

needs more A Canal

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 29, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

That's right

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Not the right band.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife and I both loved that place.

Especially before they cleaned it up.

Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.

by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Good question.

In this case, I think it was an ownership change, or something — and that was also related to the fight over the name, if I remember correctly…

The menu changed a bit, too, and the beer got a bit more expensive. All around, sort of a sad thing. But we still went there a bunch.

Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.

by Snark on Jan 29, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

So did I tell you guys about the grilled cheese sandwich at Libertine last night?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 10:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Yes

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't hear about it

Was it good?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Fucking awesome

Not to mention they have a bacon version of it. Makes me scoff at a fucking BLT. And their fries are the tits. Like the garlic fries at the ballpark but not overwhelming with garlic.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 10:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Bacon grilled cheeses are the shit.

I introduced my family to them over Christmas… you make the bacon in the pan, drain most of the grease out, and then cook the grilled cheese in the rest of the bacon grease… so good. I want to try adding arugala to it.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

The one at Libertine had cheddar and gruyer.

I’d rather eat it than have sex with lots of women at the same time.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 10:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

My dad calls them Bachma Turner Overweight.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Iiiinteresting.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

That sounds like a mouthgasm.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Also garlic fries are amazing (until you get to the bottom and it's just garlic mess)

My friend used to date a guy who worked at the fries stall.

We didn’t pay for fries all season.

CS, B

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Sad but true... never had the garlic fries at the BPiA

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

too much garlic (I know, impossible, right?)

On the garlic fries at the ballpark

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 10:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Oh, I agree

But they are still delicious.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

"Rally" anything at Safeco is funny.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Scoop, check this vid of the Moore Brothers.

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:6075515

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:29 PM CST reply actions  

Nice.

I’m counting them as Dentonites.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 29, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Going back to listen a year later...

The Age of Adz kind of kicks ass now.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Jan 29, 2012 10:31 PM CST reply actions  

Anyone here live nearby Houston

and you are not GB or AJM?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 29, 2012 10:34 PM CST reply actions  

define nearby

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Able to get here tonight and want to make $25/hr

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 29, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Be safe TTWBG

Condoms are a needed business expense.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

None of that hanky panky

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 29, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I have the morning after pill

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Won't stop you from catching the clap

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

but then all I have to do is give the clap to 3 people and it's gone forever.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

So that's how it works?

Hmmm…

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

yup.. herp is also 3

syphillis is 5
HIV is 10
full-blown AIDS is 25

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

You're a John.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 10:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

His name is Ben.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

No sexual shit

Perverts

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 29, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

So you're more of a golden shower kind of man?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

keeps it classy

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Motherfucker.

You make it sound so damn fun..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

lol...

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 29, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you in Houston?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

He's in ___ton

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

It really peeves me off not being able to watch any of the sports and shiz on tv

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 10:35 PM CST reply actions  

I know.

2 months until baseball is on every day of our lives!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

YEAH!

I’m just talking about when I’m at work.. and all we get is the military channel.. bleh.

But, atleast I’ll be here for LSB late night!

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That sounds terrible.

When I work at our TV station, it’s an NBC affiliate, so most of the TV’s are on NBC (I don’t work Thursday nights).

Lotta Kathy Lee Gifford, Days of our Lives, Dr. Oz, Rachel Ray and the Biggest Loser.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Bleh..

Military channel is good because typically they have the national sports game(s) of importance on.. besides that it’s a bunch of shit about history and navy and army and bootcamp and guns.. which are pretty cool the first 132 times you see them.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

That's something I'm not sure about re: California.

Football games at 10 AM? Hmmm…..

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

That sounds amazing.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Having to wake up that early?

Hell to watch Purdue I’d have to get up at 9… (LIKE THEY’D BE ON NATIONAL TV AMIRITE)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd wake up early for football.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Waking up at like 10 now and waiting for games to start is the WORST.

Pre-game shows are the worst (unless it’s College GameDay, which I can only usually take an hour or so of before I get bored)

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd prefer to not have to, you see.

Nothing like rolling out of bed at 11 and heading to the game that’s less than 5 minutes away from your room. Or getting up at 6:30 to go to breakfast club… good times. Man, I’m going to miss being a student.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

No joke.

Although, 11 am start times are the WORST. You have to wake up at like 6 just to tailgate for a good few hours.

FUCK THAT.

Night games all day long (until November in which 2:30 games are acceptable)

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty much all B1G games start at noon.

It’s alright, I’d prefer games to start at like 3-4 pm. Night games are fun, but I think they’re even cooler when you only get one every couple of years.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I better get a job in or near a college town .

Being far away from college football is gonna succckkkk

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm kind of looking forward to being able to keep up more nationally

But… I’ll definitely miss being in the student section.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly, it's fucking fantastic..

I can stay up til 2 in the morning doing whatever the fuck I want.. still get 8 hours of sleep, wake up to football for 6-7 hours while I eat. perfect sunday morning.. afternoon games are done by 4-5 ish.. still have my night to do something. If the night game is a good one, It’s over by 830-9ish so I can still go do something if I want

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, 5PM Ranger games.

Awesome.

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

West Coast Rangers games would be amazing if they started at a decent hour.

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

7PM, mofo

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Time to try the XIII-2 demo.

I hope I don’t want this.

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by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 10:41 PM CST reply actions  

you will

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

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by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 29, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Each progressive FF game I play less and less of.

I only made it like 20 hours into the last one before quitting.

I don’t think I’m going to play this one.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

roommates made me play one

forget which one it was but i liked it and it made me want the newest one

the one with Tidus

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by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Ten

(Maybe X-2? I’m not sure who was in that one I did not play it)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Tidus would be X.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the last one I played all the way through.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I had like 100 hours in

and my stupid fucking brothers erased my save.

I never touched it again.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Same thing happened to me on the original FF (US version, technically III)

I think it was ’89 or ’90. Stepdad tripped over the controller cable and reset the chip inside the cartridge. I was in the final area to beat the game…

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Whatever it was

that game was the shit

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btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 29, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

VII was the best.

But it’s a hard recommend because it’s like three major generations ago in terms of graphics.

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by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Still haven't finished... sigh.

I hit the airship part and just lost the drive. Plus I want that golden chocobo (my friend and I got it on his game with only one or two extra breeding attempts, I think…)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

The only bad part was the stupid fucking blitzball

>first time you ever play
>playing the best team
>they have tons of perks
>you have nothing

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by MonkeyEpoxy on Jan 29, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly? I'd probably buy a fully-fleshed out blitzball game.

Jecht shot two ftmfw

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I put 30 hours in blitzball alone.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I dunno...

it feels really, really slow.

Especially compared to like Amalur and Dragon Age.

I think my wallet’s safe, at least, until it hits with all the DLC in a cheap package (which is when I get Skyrim, too)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm not sure I could do the FF-style combat any more

It’s not exactly turn-based strategy, but it’s certainly not real-time either.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I've done it before.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Man was a legend.

Great childhood memories. Least I can do is buy a steak from him.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Two for every hard boiled egg.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

replay of the All Star game on NHLN right now

HOCKEY!!!

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 10:50 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I'm putting my money on Team Chara

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

When I was a young lad and ESPN would replay games late at night..

I wondered why hockey games were played so late at night.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 10:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I used to love when HSE would replay the baseball games the next day

That’s how I watched so many Rangers games.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 29, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Good ol' Norm and Greg Davis.

Those were the days. I also enjoyed Sunny and Busby.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Excuse me... Greg Lucas.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember watching

Mark Holtz and Tom Grieve on TV.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup, me too.

I was homeschooled until 6th grade.. so I caught a steady diet of Rangers/Astros/Cubs games during the days.. I’d take my little bat night bat and immitate all the batting stances. I have Jeff Bagwell and Mickey Tettleton down fucking pat.

Also, Silver Bullets women’s baseball.

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

What was it like going from home school to public school?

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by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Better talent, for one thing.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

you're telling me!

Home Shopping Network only gets you so far!

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly.. really pretty easy.

I’m very sociable by nature, and I prefer being around people. One of the reasons I went to public school was because I hated not being able to be around kids. I finally convinced my mom to let me go. (I lived right across the street from an elementary school so I could see all the kids at recess every day.. I snuck across and had recess with them quite often)

Also, I played almost every pee wee sport you can, so when I finally went to public school, I already had a pretty solid group of friends that I knew from sports.. so there was no real “loner” period. It was more like “Adam’s finally in school, y’all!”

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you ever have recess with me?

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure we crossed paths..

How many years behind me were you?

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I dunno

I graduated HS in 2008.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

so you were in 4th grade..

Do you remember a kid named Chris Edwards (the white one)

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Name sounds familiar.

Can’t place the face, though

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by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

ah.. hmm. well that was my best friend..

me and him were just about inseperable

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

...............

…………………………………

I live to play the devil's advocate.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jan 29, 2012 10:58 PM CST reply actions  

Anybody have mw3 for the 360?

I’m trying to get a party started.

I live to play the devil's advocate.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jan 29, 2012 11:02 PM CST reply actions  

Fun with Dick and Jane: underrated movie

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 11:06 PM CST reply actions  

Not really

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Jim Carrey?

I have a hard time believing anything Jim Carrey is in could be underrated.

Yes Man was good, but almost literally everything else I’ve seen him in was horrific.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 29, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

What else have you seen him in?

If you’re seriously saying that Yes Man is better than either Ace Ventura…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually, I think I've confused some of his filmography with Ben Stiller's.

Because I thought he did Meet the Fockers for some reason.

Bruce Almighty was terrible, though.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 29, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, it does have a happy ending, so I'm sure you hated it.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

This too

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 29, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 29, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

man on the moon

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 29, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ok

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 29, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 11:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Nah.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 29, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

The Mask is part of my childhood, man.

Don’t you dare shit on my parade.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Jim Carrey sucks

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a step up in parade ruining activities.

An umbrella may not be enough.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

that movie fucking sucked

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 11:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Speaking of sleep schedules.. our new one starts the 1st..

2 days on, 1 off, 2 nights, 2 off, repeat forever

day shift is 5AM-6PM, night shift is 5PM-6AM

I am a zombie.

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

So, any firearm people in the crowd tonight?

I bought my first handgun a few days ago, looking to do my CHL here in the next month or two, depending on when I get time.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks

"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it" - Thomas Paine

by Eric Prince on Jan 29, 2012 11:26 PM CST reply actions  

Ask Match

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I almost set my arm on fire once

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 29, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear match is starting a militia

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 29, 2012 11:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I would join

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm in..

I’ll carry the shotty and grenades.

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice.. do you have a particular question about it? or what..

Have you already signed up for the classes and stuff?

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Not yet, but a few questions.

Do I have to go to L1 for fingerprinting separately, before or after class? Also, the gun I bought (Springfield XD-9) is a single action semi-auto pistol. Would that only qualify me for a single action or all pistols in general?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks

"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it" - Thomas Paine

by Eric Prince on Jan 29, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

The SA is for semi-auto, not single action.

If you qualify with a semi-auto you’re good for all handguns.

XD-9 is fantastic. I own two of them, a 4" and a 3".

The way my class worked (6 years ago) was I took the class, came back a different day for prints and a different day for the shooting part.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

If you pull the trigger without a round in the chamber

it doesn’t load it. You have to use the slide to load it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks

"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it" - Thomas Paine

by Eric Prince on Jan 29, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Correct.

This is true of all semi-automatic weapons. The first load must be with a manual slide.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

huh. shows how much I knew.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks

"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it" - Thomas Paine

by Eric Prince on Jan 29, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty much. hah.

It all depends on the class though. Some classes have it set up like match said, with a class day, prints day, then shooting day.. Others give you the class and shooting, but you have to do you prints seperately. Check out the class and get all the info you can regarding what you’re supposed to take care of.. or I guess what exactly they take care of.

But yes, if you get the SA then you’re good with anything.
And I also have a XD-9.

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

how do you like the xd-9?

A friend recommended it to me, one i really trust (he’s a commissioned security guard) but always good to get more opinions

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks

"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it" - Thomas Paine

by Eric Prince on Jan 29, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly, I love it..

The grip just feels great in my hands, the shape of the gun around the back of the handle makes it feel really stable and true as I’m aiming.. 3 dot sights which have always been my favorite. One of my favorite parts about it is reloading: it has ambidextrous magazine releaser which is really good for me. I’m right handed but left eye is dominant, so I shoot handguns left handed. Has a wide magazine well which makes reloading quick and super easy. I know you probably won’t have to empty a couple of clips (outside of fun, hopefully), but it’s just a great gun. I’ve never had issue with it. Accurate, reliable, easy to handle. Love it.

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by TTWBG on Jan 30, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm left handded for some things, right for others

but left eye dominant. In my left hand, it just doesn’t feel right, so I square up and line the gun under my left eye. Just a touch awkward, but it’s what feels best for me with it. I am looking at some after market laser sights, which I understand can’t be used on the CHL test, but outside of that, a dot sight does a lot of good.

any other pistols you really enjoy?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks

"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it" - Thomas Paine

by Eric Prince on Jan 30, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

well the XD-9 is good for putting a light or after market sight on top

so you could do that if you wished.

The handgun that I learned to shoot with was a .380ACP, so I have fond memories of it, but it’s kind of small for my hands hah.

Another one I enjoy, mainly because it’s what I shoot most often since I’ve been in the navy, is the Beretta M9.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 30, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I've heard good things about just about all Beretta's.

definitely one i need to look into.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks

"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it" - Thomas Paine

by Eric Prince on Jan 30, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Just curious

why do you own multiple guns? I like hearing people’s reasons

by Jobu. on Jan 30, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

nvm, answered below

New question—if it’s for a just-in-case scenario, why so many?

by Jobu. on Jan 30, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

for me at least

different firearms serve different purposes. some are status symbols (like my grandads desert eagle 50 cal), others good for home defense, others good for fun (safe, range target shooting) and others are good for concealed carry. That desert eagle may be fun as all get out to shoot, and puts a big hole in the target, but it’s impossible to conceal.

likewise, even though it’s for just in case scenarios, why do people own multiple cars? or multiple fridges (like my parents do). they serve different purposes, are used at different times, are status symbols (like a rolls royce or ford f-350). my grandad carries 2 guns at all possible times. a 9mm on the flat of his back or in his bag (which he almost always has) and a .45 on his ankle. it gets expensive, but so do a lot of hobbies and self defense techniques.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks

"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it" - Thomas Paine

by Eric Prince on Jan 30, 2012 12:24 AM CST up reply actions  

This reminds me that my CHL is up for renewal.

I took my original class at the BulletTrap in Plano.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll look that place up.

A friend of mine told me Texas Handgun Academy. It says $100 for the class on their website.

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"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond

"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it" - Thomas Paine

by Eric Prince on Jan 29, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm tired and want to go to bed.

So I’ll just offer general advice.

I prefer pocket carry to hip or other options. I have a Kahr PM9 that is fantastic for it.

I carry absolutely everywhere but places where I can’t. e.g. the ballpark. I’m a firm believer in the thought that you’ll almost never ever need a gun in your life… but if a moment ever comes where i wished I had one… I’d like to actually have it rather than just wish.

Revolvers are underrated, no jamming. Just pull the trigger and if the bullet doesn’t fire, pull it again. But no spring to absorb the energy… so it’s a bitch to shoot comparatively.

9MM, .40 or .45 are all fine calibers… it doesn’t really matter. There’s no such thing as “stopping power” with a handgun. The level of kinetic energy delivered isn’t much more than being hit by a baseball. If the energy was enough to knock down a person (as you see in the movies) the same amount of energy would come back at you firing the weapon. All handguns do is make holes in things. No severe tissue damage like rifle calibers. Just pick one that you can shoot accurately. You’d rather be accurate with a smaller caliber than inaccurate with a larger one.

I shoot 9MM because it’s cheaper and easier.

Shooting is like free throws in basketball. All about repetition and muscle memory. Practice, practice, practice. Ideally you have a solid stance and grip (Weaver FTW) and the only part of your body that is moving is your trigger finger straight back.

I like guns without safeties like Glocks, XD & SW M&P. Point and shoot. Just don’t pull the trigger if you don’t want to shoot. I own two Springfield XD’s because they also have a grip safety like a 1911.

For home defense, get a shotgun.

Also… get hollow point self defense rounds. Geneva conventions aside… it’s better for everyone. They mushroom to make a slightly larger hole… but importantly are less likely to penetrate objects (like walls) and hit something you didn’t intend.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I got target rounds to start

but I will look for hollow point. I do own a shotgun for home defense, but not a pistol until now, and I’ve used that shotgun for years and years. Kind of a family heirloom.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks

"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond

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by Eric Prince on Jan 29, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Shotgun is the end-all of all home defense weapons.

There is no more distinct and asshole tightening sound then the pump action on a shotty in the dark.

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

bill pullman totally wants to bone sandra bullock

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 29, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I give up.

What movie?

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 29, 2012 11:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

All of them.

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by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

while you were sleeping

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 29, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Who wouldn't?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 29, 2012 11:36 PM CST reply actions  

oh my god that's awesome

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

LSB tailgate game.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 29, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

UGGGHGHHGHGHGHGH

ANY MORE FUN AT THIS THING AND I’M TAKING LEAVE FOR 3 DAYS AND COMING HOME TO GO TO THE TAILGATE

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

you shut your whore mouth.

I’m already like 1 final nudge from saying fuck it and putting my name on the list.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not trying to hook up with anybody..

unless a certain someone shows up ;)

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

you are not benji's type

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 29, 2012 11:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

fuck no.

Talking about you, broski!

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Motherfucker..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

sure do

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 29, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this is awesome...

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 30, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

No way.

16 shots would put me in the hospital.

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by e2drummer on Jan 30, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

My co-workers just put on the movie GI Joe

should I watch or ignore?

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:38 PM CST reply actions  

Exterminate.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Roger. Moving out.

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by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely terrible movie.

And my tolerance level for that particular kind of terrible is fairly high.

Rachel Nichols is hot, though.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Jan 29, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I've already blown up my work center as per orders from drummermoe

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 29, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

....wasn't too long ago El Salvador was in a...not really a civil war...a conflict.

lots of kidnappings and murderings and robbings and the like. my family moved here before that all ended, thank god.

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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 29, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

It's one of the worst I've ever seen.

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by Brad on Jan 29, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

In a really fucking shitty mood, you guys.

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by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 12:12 AM CST reply actions  

whats wrong, bro?

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Womenfolk

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by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

did you not follow our financial advice?

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 30, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

She's just being strange

Annoyed

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by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

never try to rationalize the irrational..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 30, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions  

it happens

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

always amazed by this one..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 30, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I think that's this person

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waIuhfoTMv8

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"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

that slut...

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by TTWBG on Jan 30, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

What

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by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know..

just a natural response when a guy is pissed off.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 30, 2012 1:27 AM CST up reply actions  

does this help?

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 30, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

A little

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by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

do I need to find more? I don't mind...

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 30, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

even baseball related..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 30, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Sorry man :(

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I sold skyrim earlier

turned it into another game and a season of psych. yay me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

What game?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 12:28 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

lego Indiana Jones

the girlfriend said she would play it

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Mine plays hockey and FIFA with me

And she’s fucking terrible at both with no signs of improvement

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 12:33 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

mine bought the lego harry potter one and liked it

so I figured this one would work for both of us

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Daryl Hannah used to be so hot...

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by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 12:28 AM CST reply actions  

yes she did

splash was awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm watching it now

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by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

is it on tv?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah

Last 5 minutes though

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by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

oh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

mmm

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yes

yes I should have

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hmm?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you kids and your made up words

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

field of dreams is starting

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:31 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

...

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 30, 2012 12:35 AM CST reply actions  

no idea...

why are you looking at her chin? Your sites seems to be set a tad high..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 30, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I watched multiple times.

Just wanted to see if the face matched the rest.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Jan 30, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

So babymamatill keeps telling me she'll give me buttsecks once I put a ring on it...

That’s just a trap, right?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 12:45 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

?

I got no answers for that… ask Ryan… or AJM

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 30, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 12:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I figured as much.

A lady who has never had buttsecks in her life ain’t gonna give it up just cause he went to Jared.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 12:49 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

read the bottom..

http://i.imgur.com/B5qHX.jpg

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 30, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

>Put a ring on it

>get no secks at all

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 30, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

AJM loves when that happens.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 30, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

LSB is sleepy tonight

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 12:55 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 1:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm here but doing work

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Same.

Well, done w/work for the night…just chillaxing now.

by ftwdrummer on Jan 30, 2012 1:23 AM CST up reply actions  

BT I never got your opinion

Where can I chat with you that isn’t LSB

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by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I missed the chat when I was getting ready for and heading to work

what’s the dealio?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 30, 2012 1:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Messaged you over on FB

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by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

James Earl Jones is awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 1:22 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

I just need a refresher once in a while

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 1:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

My legs have never been this sore in my life..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 30, 2012 1:37 AM CST reply actions  

I have never thrown up after working out.

Today that changed. Ugh.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 AM CST reply actions  

it really does suck

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And it hurts to breathe.

Doing mostly cardio and after about 10 minutes it hurts to breathe in. Breathing out, no problem.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:16 AM CST up reply actions  

What kind of workout did you do?

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by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 AM CST up reply actions  

i haven't worked out in forever so i'm trying to remembe what all i used to do.

stuff like burpees, mountain climbers, shit i used to do when i played softball. hoping to start running again when it doesnt hurt to breathe so much. this is why i can barely run a mile and a half without stopping.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Been to the doctor?

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by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 2:26 AM CST up reply actions  

it's been a while and was given an inhaler but it didn't seem to help that much.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm :(

I don’t know what to say :(

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 2:28 AM CST up reply actions  

hmm. I have asthma too

you may have just pushed yourself too far. how do you feel now?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 2:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i'm fine now. had to lie down for a bit.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

sometimes it is not asthma

sometimes you are just out of breath. when I do too much, if I use my inhaler, it hurts to breath

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 2:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you have asthma, right?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 2:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

exercise induced asthma - at least that's what the doc said.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

were you having an attack or just out of breath?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 2:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this time i think i was out of breath. i've had attacks before and it didn't feel like one.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:35 AM CST up reply actions  

did you use your rescue?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 2:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

not this time.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:38 AM CST up reply actions  

hmm

and it still hurt to breathe?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 2:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am no doctor but it sounds like you pushed yourself too hard

bring it back a bit next time

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 2:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

probably.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:46 AM CST up reply actions  

be careful with that though

asthma is no joke

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 2:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Did you eat pie

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:15 AM CST up reply actions  

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