Because weekend thread #4 is over 1200.

Now, your specially selected meme of the evening: Would Not Bang.

“Would Not Bang”, sometimes referred to as “2/10, Would Not Bang”, is an image macro series in which photos of attractive looking women are scrutinized for minor or imagined flaws, prefaced by an ironically low rating on a scale of ten. The images are meant to parody hypercritical judgments made about women’s physical appeal on the Internet.