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Jan 30 OT #2

What the important factors for you in determining a city to live in?

Where do you wish you lived?

Do you like where you live now?

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why are companies so stupid?

this is the fucking shit that angers me so much. i want to fix a problem that YOU have. that YOUR company fucked up and i cant do it online. i cant do it on the phone. i cant do it via fucking email. i have to wait for you to mail me something. then i have to wait for that package to get to me from wherever it is mailed. then i have to wait for it to get actually delivered to the right address (no small thing) then i can call you back and tell you the number (well your electronic system) and then i may be able to get my report mailed to me via USPS. then i can wait for the entire process to start over (get mailed, get received, get to right address, call again, enter number and go from there)

all because you and your fucking company is so stupid that you only use first/last name and a current address as identifying information and totally ignore DOB, SSN, employment history, other addresses and full name as potential identifiers.

why is this so difficult?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

Normally, I'd say have a drink...

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

because it can be, unfortunately

Once the businesses realized the consumer was too lazy to do anything, they started doing everything on their time. When’s the last time you got a free meal for a major screw-up by the restaurant? I waited over an hour at chili’s for my salmon while my family all finished their meals, and nothing…even complained, wrote emails to regional managers…nothing.

Other than Amazon, businesses suck. Amazon always replaces broken items before they need it back. Never had a problem with them.

by Apes and Androids on Jan 30, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

if anyone remembers Pizza Hut screwing me over twice within three weeks or so… and my complaints didn’t get me anything!

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

It was weeks later so I just sent an email thing from the site heh

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't complain to a food place in-person

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

You went to a pizza hut?

They don’t have sit down PHs in FT Worth… As far as I know

by Texas Jihad on Jan 30, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

weird.. I've never seen a Pizza Hut that wasn't a sit down one.

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

the issue in question were both delivery issues though

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

The PH in Benbrook has a seating area

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 30, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

sorry.. I know that but I took it kind've as the same thing

They would had correct the issue then and I would’ve got the breadsticks that the guy in the back had down his pants delivered to me.

So I wanted to do it where it wasn’t something that was taken care of at the moment. Really, I wasn’t looking for anything but acknowledgement when I e-mailed them anyways.. just didn’t get it.

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

ok

took a deep breath, signed up for the USAA thing IANF linked and suddenly i can get in. thank you for the link.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

its stupid

i bounced btwn 3diff sites (all directed from experian) before giving up.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

well congrats on getting it through someone else

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Good

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

USAA is the best costumer service experience I have

Consistently great service from those guys. Amazon is a close second though.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Amazon is second for me as well, behind American Express.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 30, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

wow...you need to go all fucking scorched earth on them

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

what did i tell you about saying yeppers

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

yeppers

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

yeppers

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

sorry was busy this weekend so i haven't worked on it. maybe we should start a subthread or something in here.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

oh great

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought we were joking with each other.

But kk.

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

nope.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

haha....i was being a smart ass

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Where do I wish I lived?

San Diego, Kauai, Anywhere in-between.

Living in Richardson, though, ain’t bad given the choices around Texas. Definitely my favorite of all the places in Texas I’ve lived. It’s like being a grand-parent; I get all the pro’s of a small city and a large city since it’s sandwiched in between Dallas and Plano. I don’t have to leave Richardson for most errands, but if I do, everything is within 15 minutes….IKEA, Central Market, Sole Therapy.

Still praying for San Diego.

by Apes and Androids on Jan 30, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

You getting in my head, AaA?

I lived in Richardson from freshman year until about 5-6 years ago. And two of my favorite places that I have been to have been Kauai and San Diego. Consider me spooked.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know that I could actually live in Hawaii.

Hawaii is the slampieces of locations.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh,

that’s on my list, breaux. Beer + weather + major medical center

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

That is number 2 on my list.

It’s one of the few places I would have a legit interest in.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

The summers there are so very underrated.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Went up there for a conference in July.

It was 100+ degrees in Texas…and like 68 in CO.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

The only issue is always remembering to carry a jacket or sweatshirt.

You could go out at 11 am and it’s a nice 84 degrees then at 2 pm it’s suddenly 55. The mountains and the fronts that pass through are crazy fast.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I like like jacket weather.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

*like light jacket

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It's so great. We had a family summer trip there and got a cabin in the mountains

we saw everything. Casinos, nature trails, amphitheaters, all of it. We had a really good time.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

That's part of the allure for me.

I’ve done two camping trips through Colorado in July. It was unbelievable nice. Just fantastic.

And Denver offers enough similar things to Dallas that I wouldn’t feel like I was missing anything.

And of course… MOUNTAINS. That’s the thing I like least about Dallas. The lack of geography.

It’s the winters that would scare me.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but you can dodge some of it assuming you don't live in the mountains.

Would you consider adopting Denver teams are your own, given that the Rockies and Broncos don’t play in the Dallas teams’ conferences?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I can absolutely see him rooting for the Nuggets.

But not necessarily over the Mavs.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course not

but I don’t have a hate towards them (except for Kenyon Martin who’s not there anymore) All the other Colorado teams seem cool..Avalanche would be tough.

by sprite on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I have more ill will towards the Avs than the Nuggets…partly because I love the Nuggets unis

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate the Nuggets

Actually, I hate just about every NBA team that is not the Mavs

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.

I hate the Lakers and Heat. I kinda hate the Spurs… but I also respect them.

Everyone else I’m able to root for in some capacity. Though the Nuggets and Warriors have been on the shit list in recent years… but not in a permanent way. I used to love Run TMC. And the Nuggets are very different now.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

The Spares were trolling the holy shit out of me last night.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Same here

My alcohol intake was high too

by Texas Jihad on Jan 30, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I have an irrational hate for the other teams

Love the Mavs and love watching their games — loathe other teams’ games.

I guess that makes me a Mavs fan but a casual NBA fan.

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 30, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I rooted for the Knicks in the Riley days

Because of Harp.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

And Ro.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I’d like to move to a city where I could pick up teams from the other conferences.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

San Diego works for this, too, btw.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Padres are my NL team

B/c my family has a place out there and I love Petco. But, when I say I claim them, I mean I enjoy going to their games and generally hope they do well. Don’t follow them at all really day to day.

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Usually pick a different team each year.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

thats how the giants were for me before 2010.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Same.

Le sigh.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too.

Loved Will Clark, Matt Williams and Kevin Mitchell when I was a kid. Always loved the uniform. Enjoyed watching Bonds… enjoyed watching Timmy K.

Dead to me now.

I also used to like the Cardinals. :(

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

I’ve had some affinity for the Braves, Brewers, Astros, Rockies, and even Mets over the past 5-10 years. Always fleeting things.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yah

I was rooting HARD for the Giants over the Angels in 2002. I’m sure most here were doing the same…

by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

went to a few games back when they were in candlestick when my gparents lived in SF.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably a bit.

As long as it never conflicted with Dallas based teams and their success.

But I’d never buy their merch or wear their gear. But I would probably be a season ticket holder of any baseball team in whatever city I lived in.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Dodgers.

And go to all the Rangers visits to Anaheim.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting.

I feel like the KC and Denver have underrated fans.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Winters aren't that bad

You probably get used to them if you enjoy the other amenities enough. If I lived in DFW I probably would never get used to the heat and sprawl since, in my mind, it doesn’t offer a corresponding day-to-day benefit.

Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.

by WyoRanger on Jan 30, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I only go there in the summer

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I worked all over Colorado last Fall

literally all over…Breckinridge, Colorado Springs, Loveland-Fort Collins, Denver; I didn’t think it was possible, but it made me miss Texas. People are lifeless in Colorado…like drones or something. I missed the friendliness and the swagger of Texas.

by Apes and Androids on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Well said

I could live in Washington, Oregon, California, or Colorado. Long term, the plan is to live in Germany or the UK for about 10 years after grad school.

Gonna have to find a way to watch baseball if that happens though.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Werd?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol jawohl, werd

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahah.

You go to any of the German festivals around Texas?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

On occasion

Been to a couple in New Braunsfels and Fredericksburg. Loooooove it. (wurst, German bier, pretzels….oh yeah).

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yessss.

My wife’s family tries to go to Wurstfest in NB every year. It’s an important way for all of us to celebrate our German heritage =)

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

my inlaws are in NB so I've been a few times as well

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

My mom's half of the family came over as recently as WWI

She still cooks sauerbraten, kartoffel klosse, and legit German chocolate cake for special occasions.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

snap

Friend of mine’s German family makes their own ’kraut and german potato salad. drooooolz.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

So delicious

It’s too bad my family turned in to a bunch of teetotalers. It sure would be great to wash down some sauerbraten mit ein Glas Dunkelbier.

One of these days I’m gonna talk my dad into going drinking with me and my brother.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Mmmm hmmm.

You ever had Swiss beer?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

(thinks for a second) Not sure

What are some common breweries/labels?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I wasn't expecting much from them this past summer,

but they were pretty solid. The East Swiss have a culture that is very similar to the Germans and they brew a lot of German-style lagers. Most common one to find over there was this:

I was in Davos, and the bee that’s basically local to that is Monstein (click if you want to hear some German music), which was also surprisingly decent. It’d be fun if most cities in the US had their own good local beer the way it seems like it was over there.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely worth looking in to

Frau Wildcat said she wanted to hit up The Bavarian Grill in Plano the next time we go up to visit the father-in-law/gay-roommate-in-law, I’ll see if they have any there.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh, k.

We just got a groupon coupon to a place down here we’d never heard of. Waiting for the in-laws to venture down to go investigate. Will report.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

you can get MLB TV over here(UK) and none of the games are blacked out

also comes with MLB radio so i get to here Nadel

May you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten. " - Irish Toast.

by UKRanger69 on Jan 30, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

MY GF is looking at doing embassy work

When she finishes her PA schooling. Pretty sweet gig, free housing wherever the embassy is at and I can work from anywhere in the world too where I am now. I would love it if she could get a European one and I could use MLB.tv for everything :D

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Richardson represent.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 30, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Batman is a legitimate surname, you guys.

I just did a briefing on a lady named Cindy Batman.

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by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

i used to work at an insurance broker

they had a file on a guy named Bruce Wayne Batman….not shitting, you guys.

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by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I may have told this story before but...

my uncle’s name is Bruce Wayne. When he was adopted my grandparents couldn’t settle on a name, so they asked me Dad who was maybe 7 at the time for name ideas. They wouldn’t let him watch Batman (too violent, they said Holy!) so he thought he’d be a smartass and suggest Bruce Wayne. They thought it was the best name ever, and that’s what they went with. So, basically, he trolled his parents in 1968.

/cs, b

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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

wow lol

that is a cs, b

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by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

You really do have the coolest stories, bro

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by Maximilian on Jan 30, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Batman

I’ve seen that last name on a couple of accounts in our system. Other actual last names: Duck and Wildcat.

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by RCCook on Jan 30, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

(Tim Allen noise)

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I like living in Waxahachie and dont really want to live anywhere else

I used to live in Ft. Worth, and have a lot of family there so that would be my #2.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 1:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

What the important factors

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Questions

What the important factors for you in determining a city to live in? Must be near my job, near a fairly large city (towns don’t cut it), within driving distance of my family

Where do you wish you lived? I’m with AaA on this. Kauai would be a dream. San Diego was awesome. Austin is actually more of a possibility, though. The wife and I both love it down there.

Do you like where you live now? Wylie

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by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

Do you like Wylie?

We go there for the 24 hr fitness…seems weirdly still country.

by Apes and Androids on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually, yes.

Still somewhat removed from the Plano/Richardson/Garland while still just a 15-20 minute drive from anything we need to do. Plus, it is growing quite a bit so we are getting some of the nicer places closer to us.

I go to the gym, as well. That is one of only 3-5 of those in the US, from what I have heard.

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by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I grew up in Wylie

It only had like 9,000 people when I lived there but now I don’t even recognize it.

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by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

close to the three most important to me

Idk.. Round Rock?

Idk.. Round Rock?Yes.

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

What just happened here?

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by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Somebody reboot the Mike E bot

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

1. Convenience (proximity to things-to-do, restaurants), diverse economy.

2. San Francisco or Seattle
3. I live in Ft. Worth, and I like it a lot.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

The Carolinas are the only southern states I haven't been to yet

Although I hear it’s gorgeous out there.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

I think that’s a place I should be targeting for residencies, but I’m hesitant because how different is it really from Texas?

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I take it you're looking for some place that is drastically different than Texas?

my wife’s family is from Charlotte and from my limited exposure to it… meh.

However, my wife did her undergrad and masters at UNC and loved it there… I’m assuming your residency would be Chapel Hill-Durham?

by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep and yep.

Maybe not drastically, especially given the costs associated with it, but we would like to experience something different for a bit then move back.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Starting to scratch the Cali places off the list

because I’m concerned about their state governance [UCSF, UCSD, UCLA], so UW is the only place left on the west coast. Denver, Chicago, DC, and some spots up northeast, mainly.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, we'll see.

Have to find the right mix of clinical skills + research.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Old friend of mine is almost done with his MD/PhD in Cincinnati...

… and he is leaning against top NE residency programs because he doesn’t want to work those kind of hours…

by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a significant concern.

I don’t even know that I can get into one, but even if I could, I don’t plan on going to a place like Hopkins or some such because we will have kids and I’d like to see them occasionally.

There are places up there that aren’t quite so bad…I’m hoping to find a place that’s in a smaller city, tied to a great undergraduate university and not too far from a big city like NYC or Boston. [ie Yale]

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. My buddy has done exceptionally well academically,

and he love’s science, but he also has other parts of his life that he’s passionate about (plus on the verge of having kids). Seems like you’re in the same boat.

I’ve got a 9-month old, and I’d hate to have a job that required 60-70 hours a week away from home (though my old man kept those kind of hours). Partly for selfish reasons – I want to have non-work time for myself, as well…

by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I’ve done well enough so far, I think, but I’ll know more in a year or two.

60-70 hours sounds like a vacation compared to what I’m expecting, though…which sucks when you have the world’s cuddliest 4 month-old a thome.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. My hours guess was a shot in the dark.

I’m sure it is much worse.

4 months, eh. How’s sleep? It was right around 4-5 months that we said “screw it” with regard to trying the crib (we had been using a bassinet) and switched to full-on co-sleeping. Life improved substantially.

by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, 80 is if you're at a nice place for the first few years.

He just started sleeping through the night a week or two ago, but he’s still prone to the occasional ‘oh, it’s 4:30 that means it’s time to wake up, right?’ moments.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Jim Thome?

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by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew somebody would do this.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry

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by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I really like the Carolinas

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by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I am content where I am at.

I just plan on getting a nicer place in the not too distant future.

by Texas Jihad on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

I'm actually going to answer today

1. Diversity, safety, major medical center, quality and diversity of restaurants and bars, art exhibits, sports conscious, nice weather, public transportation options

2. Dallas, San Francisco, DC, Boston, San Diego, Austin, maybe Chicago/NYC, maybe Denver…I’d like to live for a short term period in a foreign country like Spain, Germany, Italy, Switzerland, etc.

3. Dallas>Austin>>Houston>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>College Station. So, yes?

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

yeahhhhh f CS and those As!

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

So which would you prefer first?
short term period in a foreign country like Spain, Germany, Italy, Switzerland, etc.

by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Barcelona

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Though my father in law insists Madrid.

We argue about this.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I lived in Barcelona for 3 months.

In my opinion, much better than Madrid.

by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice thing about living in Spain...

traveling to N Africa is easy. Morocco is amazing…

by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I love the modern architecture.

I know that Madrid has a more grand/regal/‘nice’ feel to it, but I prefer the more edgy architecture of Barcelona.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

(Arguably) the best chefs in the world right now either in or near Barcelona.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

fucking catalans

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Gaudi is great...

And the mountains are damn close, the beach is right there, the nightlife is excellent… And while the art scene might not be as rich in classics, I think it is excellent… I was a big fan of the modern art museum there…

It’s a blast to be in either city for Madrid v. Barcelona matches, too..

by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Gaudi…I love his work. My wife and I got engaged in Parc Guell.

The food is amazing and often not absurdly expensive. Also, Cava yum!

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Parc Guell!!

My regular run started at my apartment and finished at the top of Parc Guell…

So friggin great…

Then hop a train for 15 euro to the Pyrnees, hiking through the mountains, sleeping in caves… Good memories…

S. Spain is nice, too… La Alhambra…

by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't spent as much time there, though my wife has been with her family.

I’d love to go back. After watching an Anthony Bourdain episode, I now also want to go to the North Shore area.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

For living, Germany by a mile

For vacation, any of those places are great.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Language is part of the issue.

Racial concerns also.

Don’t get me wrong, I was surprised by how much I liked Germany and how much time I spent there, but…I prefer Spain.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

But most Germans (especially Westerners) speak flawless English

Hell, most Europeans in general, although less so in rural Italy or Eastern Europe.

Don’t get me wrong- Spain is incredible. Such a cool fusion of cultures.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Racially I could see that

Definitely want to scratch Russia off your list (not that it was likely to be on there, lol).

Some seriously racist mo-fos in The Motherland.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty sad, really

Plus there’s a nasty Russian nationalist streak going through some of the younger people right now.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure,

but I already speak some Spanish and would like for GhettoTots to learn some as well. Plus, again, the race issue.

Former boss is Indian and he did a 9 month research stint over there…loved the country and the weather and their attitude towards science…but said he’d never be there that long again because of his experiences after hours, as it were.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Spain

That’s one country I definitely want to visit someday. Though I’m not picky- the concept of Europe in general is very enticing given that I was a European history major. Also, soccer.

As for places to live, Spain, France, and Greece all sound interesting, and I’d be willing to give Russia, Serbia, Bulgaria, and Croatia all a try.

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- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Eastern Europe is pretty underrated

Still lagging a bit behind its Western neighbors, but the gap is narrowing (especially in places like the Czech Republic). Bulgaria and the former Yugoslav states have some absolutely gorgeous scenery.

The main reason I want to live in Europe is for the rail system though. Instead of “Hey honey, you wanna visit Shreveport this weekend?” it would be “Hey babe, let’s go to France. And why don’t we hit up Switzerland on the way back?”

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Rail system

No shit. If I ever won the lottery, that’s exactly what I’d be doing. Breakfast in Paris, lunch in Brussels, dinner in Amsterdam. Just because I could.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

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by RCCook on Jan 30, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn straight

Americans get a lot of flak (and rightly so) for being so isolated from other cultures, but when you have to pay almost $1,500 just to GET to Europe, it’s hard to blame us.

I figured the only way I’ll be able to see all these places I want to visit is by living there for a decade and hitting them up piece-by-piece. Definitely beats saving for years just to spend a week on a cruise or bus tour.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

No joke

I was supremely jealous of my brother who spent a semester abroad in Maastricht. They only had class Mon-Thu, & the best Eurail pass was included in tuition, so they went somewhere pretty much every weekend.
“Wanna go to Oktoberfest?” “Sure!”

by drizzle on Jan 30, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Would not live there.

Have relatives who did. Very unpleasant experiences.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

During the winter,

the sun sets around 4. It’s bitterly cold. And as a society, they deal with a lot of alcohol issues.

Obviously, there are ways to avoid these issues, but…

oh, yeah, I think they still have a high cost of living.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Pffft

It’s Northern Europe. Still…the Scandinavian countries are a fantastic place to live, although hard to get a work visa for foreigners (they protect their jobs like rabid wolves over there…what a concept!)

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think that's a good thing,

though Sweden and Germany do a good job of it.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd recommend the Netherlands.

Similar size, the winters aren’t quite so bad, and the people were very friendly in my experience [stay away from the skinheads if you aren’t white].

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

Mayhaps.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like Wisconsin

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by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

italy

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would the presence of an old wooden ship be that important to you?

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'M NOT THERE YET STOP PRESSURING ME JEEZ

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

HOW DO YOU KNOW DALLAS IS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER CITY THEN?

DALLAS BLOWS. THE REDEEMING FACTOR IS THAT IT’S CHEAP TO LIVE HERE.

by LiamP on Jan 30, 2012 3:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

BECAUSE I LIVED IN DALLAS BEFORE

AND IT’S BETTER THAN HOUSTON BECAUSE LOLHOUSTONZONING

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES!

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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

The only two cities I've lived in

the first was where my parents chose to raise a family and the second is where I went to college. Obvs, I still live there. I like it because it suits my tastes… small enough to ride my bike places, cheap drinks, and cheap rent.

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by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

I've lived in a string of shitty little towns

Tyler, Bremond, Belton, Florence, Liberty Hill, Waco, and now back to Tyler.

I’m about due for a significant upgrade.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

What are some good shows that are available instantly at Netflix

White Collar ain’t cutting it.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Arrested Development

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by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I'll start watching that

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Downton Abbey

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by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

tell me about this

I’ve been seeing some stuff on it lately. Can’t find it on my DirecTV guide though

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 30, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

no sex, no violence, no car chases, no shoot-outs

AND YOU CANNOT STOP WATCHING ONCE YOU START

I think it’s filmed in hypno-vision or something

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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a period piece

About early 20th century English aristocracy and their servants. Really entertaining… really well acted. Gorgeous visuals.

It’s fantastic.

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by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool thanks

I bet the wife would like that

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 30, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

It's basically about the decline of the British Aristocracy

It starts with the Titanic and it is currently (in the US, anyway) towards the end of WWI.

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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Sons of Anarchy

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by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

What is that about?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

A motorcycle gang

It’s your typical basic cable “hey we can cuss and have sex so people think it’s better than it is” show. It’s not horrible but it’s certainly over-rated.

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by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a motorcycle soap opera with action.

Much like the Shield was a cop soap opera with action.

It’s cheap… but entertaining.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Cheap but entertaining

That’s a good description

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Justified is bad fucking ass

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Arrested Development

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Just finished it :)

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

White collar is good

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh

Poor acting really annoys me

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

His first love interest was terrrrrrible when she actually had speaking lines.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife and I got hooked on that show recently...

…tore through 30 episodes on Netflix in a week or so. It’s fun, though not revolutionary.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s pretty generic but entertaining. Plus, it has the added benefit of having Tiffani Thiessen.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Sarah.

I have never been attracted to a girl who so often creeps me out with her skinniness.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

She is crazy skinny

Has she even been on this season?

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure exactly.

My wife decided to use her iTunes gift card to buy episodes from earlier this season on iTunes, so we’re almost but not quite caught up to the present episodes. She’s in those.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Just like almost every other USA Network original series.

Nothing that rocks the boat when it comes to show outline, but entertaining nonetheless.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Have they gotten better about selection?

When we had it they just didn’t have anything good.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

They have some goods ones

Psych, SNL, How I Met Your Mother and Breaking Bad are my favorites.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

And 30 Rock

Thanks jam

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You are most welcome.

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by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Louie is a good

I think it’s only one season though

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by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Battlestar Galactica

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I was actually about to say this.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

/Dwight

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Be careful, though

I saw a Portlandia recently that ended badly when a couple ran through the entire series.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

30 Rock

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Already watched it

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Season one of Archer is available.

Black Books was okay.

I’m watching Avatar: The Last Airbender right now.

by Arson55 on Jan 30, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

YES

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Highly.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Definitely. Funny as fuck.

by Arson55 on Jan 30, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Benoit!

Balls.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 30, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

yEs

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes to the Yes

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

avatar is a very solid show.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

newsradio was awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 4:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I refuse to buy any post hartman seasons

I prefer the hartman-alexander seasons

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 6:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I just didn't enjoy the later seasons as much

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh I have the fourth season

just never have wanted the fifth

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 6:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Mmmmmm

Maury Tierney

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Luther

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I've had this queued up for a while.

How was it?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

i need to watch it

but had a lot of ppl i trust rec it.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

First season was great,

second wasn’t as good, but still quite watchable IMO.

by Closure GT on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

The League

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Already seen it :)

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

However, the question "What are the important factors for you in determining a city to live in?"

will soon be taking on new meaning for me and my wife.

We’re moving forward steadily with our plan to become migrants who live in our RV and travel to wherever we want to live.

The considerations will be as follows:

1) Is this an area we want to see/visit/live in? Is it naturally beautiful with lots to do? What are the locals said to be like?
2) Is there work there?
3) What will the weather be like during the season in which we visit?
4) How remote/close to major population centers is it? Can medical attention be sought quickly?
5) How far is it from our current location?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

how do you make money?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

See below

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

you cray, Jam

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

My parents think so too.

I can’t wait.

It’s not like I’ve got some retirement I’m building or some crazy awesome lucrative career track. Fuck it… all those things will be waiting back here for us in two years or whenever we choose to settle back down. Then I’ll come back and work every day for the rest of my life, which I would have done anyway.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

pretty cool

i coldn’t afford to do that.

i’m leveraged up to my eyeballs and i have to make like a minimum of a lot of money to just pay off everyone

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Figuring out my student loans will be a challenge for sure.

But there are ways around it.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

They'll never find you off the grid.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

student loans aren't so bad.

they are pretty reasonable when it comes to repaying them.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

One of mine has a 2.2% interest rate

Which, as much as I bitch about them, is pretty damn cool.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

if my credit card rates weren't so damn high,

it wouldn’t be so burdensome.

if they lowered the rates a bit on them, they would get paid faster, and i would buy more shit and, subsequently, pay more interest.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok if we're really considering making shirt for the tailgate, let's throw some ideas out there.

Remember the can’t have Texas Rangers, Rangers, players’ name or faces, or anything else trademarked on them.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

Big Steve math

Josey logic

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

LoneStarBallas

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by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I like it

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

lonestarball so hard university

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 2:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

She runs Denton ----->

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh hey. Got the bobblehead. Thanks.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

No prob

Glad it got there.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

F**K THE ANGELS

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Good one.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Deal With It

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 30, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

This

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Thanks for all the suggestions

I think I’ll start with Arrested Development.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

That's the right choice.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Right on.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope so

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

if you don't like it, you can never come back

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

yu cray

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

The Yu-kraine is weak.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

my bad for killing the last thread

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

You didn't... it was at 1k comments

the new thread happened to coincide with your shocker of a story

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by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I think this is my line

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

louie louie louie louieeeee

louie louie louie lou-aaaaaaaaaah

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by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

is it bad that i know who this is?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

What stupid thing did he say now?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Stupid can be funny.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Wut

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

no one ever should

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Growing up with these guys, I'll agree.

I wonder how hard it is for someone to just move here and really get on board with 1310.

by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

When I 1st started listening, Bob and Dan were actually my favrotie and the Musers my least favorite.

But once I started listening more and more, and to the Musers more and more, they became my favorite.

by octoberty on Jan 30, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Rocco Pendola

He’s a famous author now.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I miss the days of Corby as Chris Arnold's producer.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Except Chris Arnold was on the air. That’s no good.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Back in the days of the 8:40 bit

Getting occasional visits from fake Norm and Andy Panda back when Norm was still on KLIF.

He was on KLIF when I was a kid… I just can’t remember if he still was right before the Ticket.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Growin up with the Musers on the way to school and Hard Line coming home

made you love them… but then you realize that was back when they had an edge.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I started listening to The Ticket in 1996.

There’s no way anyone could understand the inside stuff now if they became a new listener.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 30, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I started around 97.

But for the first two years I only listened to the night time stuff because of my job. Listened to Max Morgan with Joe Leche as his producer until Max had a kid and literally talked about nothing else.

Then Max was replaced by this noob from up north called the Sturminator or some such. He’d Sturminate called with an explosion sound.

Didn’t start listening to the day time shows until January 1999 when I got my first corporate day time job.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

when dan was by himself while bob was out stealing kids from honduras

it was the worst month of radio ive ever heard.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Dan sucks

The worst part about him is that when actually tries to talk sports it’s clear that he rarely watches anything other than what he has to watch for the show and really doesn’t even seem to care much about those games. You could lift him right out and nobody would ever notice.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

He’s great when he only has to talk 10% of the time.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

but I didn’t really find Dan funny when they were doing non-sports.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Gagreed

but he did make Lee Corso and Dale mad. That was funny

by sprite on Jan 30, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought we were having fun here, no?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is kind of indicative about how I feel about Dan.

Yes, those are funny moments. They are also uncomfortable, abrasive, and have nothing to do with sports.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

The Dale thing did

They were talking about the Cowboys.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I still don't get why Corso got so upset.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

becuase he realized he was talking to dan and wanted to leave immediately.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Because he has no sense of humor

Unlike his former roommate, who just played himself a couple weeks ago on Archer.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 30, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

That. Was. Awesome.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't seen any of the new season

does it live up to Archer standards?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

im not

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

skateboard man

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

Heh. Not trying to get political.

But this is entertaining:

Obama has a special shout out to Al Green in the audience

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

In other news.....

Bad Teacher is not good. I didn’t expect much but good lord at least give me something remotely funny.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

Haven't seen it

looked just awful… like we’re supposed to be seduced by Cam Diaz? Yeck.

Related: Bad Teacher Meme is also unfunny.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I made a bad choice

I just rented it to kill some time while they are installing carpet at my house.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

shoulda gone with porn

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

There are 2 guys in my house installing carpet…sooooo.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing sucks more than reading a book

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

-____-

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

wut

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

....

……

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

i agree....it was awful

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

health insurance companies are frustrating.. been on the phone with Aetna for 45 minutes

dont have to have referrals for my HMO though.. so thats good.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

I haven't done anything at work today.

If it weren’t for LSB, I would be under my desk sleeping right now.

by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

Finally got an iPad

now I need some app recs.

What’s your favorite iPad/Tablet app, and why?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 30, 2012 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

You are welcome by the way

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

i can barely use mine

still not sure how to use the whole app thing

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

You crack me up

You’re like a grandpa that can’t grasp all these newfangled electronic gadgets that all the kids keep playing with.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

damn you kids and your youtube and your hippity hop and your hula hoops!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

i dont even know why i got it

i usually buy all kinds of shit i cant use but that look cool or people tell me are must-haves.

“You NEED an iPad.”
“Why?”
“Because of all the shit you can do with it!”
(Nods head, goes to apple store, buys iPad)

months later, i have it on one of those iHome alarm clocks and i use it as an alarm clock now

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take it off your hands

As a favor to you.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

the wife in training uses it

she be mad if i give it away

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Wife in training huh?

Just tell her it’s part of her training because being married to you will be a string of disappointments so she should get used to it now.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

OH. SNAP.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

oh she knows i am a disappointment

she is just marrying me for my money, and my future money earning abilities.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Temple Run

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 3:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Got that

it’s pretty awesome and really addicting.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 30, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

You could have waited a month and saved at least $100.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

meh

I also could have waited 8 months and picked up the iPad4.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 30, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

This one is going to be a much bigger jump, if rumors are true.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

A couple years ago

I bought my LCD TV and I swear it was about a month later Best Buy had it on sale for $300 less than I paid for it. As far as electronics are concerned it’s just a fact of life that they’re going to become outdated quickly and cheaper than original price.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 30, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I can appreciate that.

I’m still a little mad I got a 3G a week before they announced the iPhone 4, crippling the 3G at the same time.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

the rumors are fairly worthless

There were crazy iPhone 5 rumors, and the actual upgrade wasn’t enough for apple t o call it the iPhone 5. Although the generational leaps in cpu/ram are still very nice in both it and the iPad 2.

Also, the iPad 2 has the upside of its current firmware being jailbreakable. It took 4 months for the iPad 2 to get unlocked, over 3 for the 4s.

by DShep on Jan 30, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Flipboard for sure

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

reeder

for RSS

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Flipping through my ipad...

Apps
Splashtop – control your PC very smoothly with sound. Useful as a streamer at home, or to access your main pc for various reasons when not home.
Pulse – news reader with a nice interface for checking through a lot of sites/stories quickly.
Goodreader – .pdf/image/etc. viewer with a ton of features.
Sketch Club – my favorite quick sketching app.
Snapseed – Cool photo editing app that nails the interface, though limited for use on the iPad with its bad camera and since it can’t export full resolution photos back out.
Garage Band – I assume you’ve seen this advertised. Its fun to mess around with.
Daedalus – A niche note taking app, not full featured or for writing anything extensively, but I like its interface for organizing some ideas and notes.
Netflix – well, this ones obvious if you’ve got netflix instant. They recently updated the interface, its a very nice app now.
Crackle/TBS/TNT/NBC/ABC/HBO GO/WATCH ESPN/etc. – get around the lack of flash video via their apps.
Comic Zeal – Made for comics but good for any kind of large image archives. Cool features.
Tune in Radio – handy internet radio app, lets you set recordings and such.
CNN – Adds news to the notification center, kind of cool. At least at first, will probably get tired of it.

Games
NBA Jam – plays much better than you’d expect on the iPad.
Infinity Field – fun dual stick shooter that also nails the controls (relatively).
NFL Flick QB – my god the corners in this game are terrible. its fun though.
World of Goo – puzzle-ish game that has been on virtually all platforms, check it out if you havn’t played it elsewhere.
Super Stickman Golf – fun puzzle/trajectory game, nothing to do with simulating golf.

Jailbreak tweaks if you ever go down that road
FolderEnhancer – love having 5×5 folders with pages once you’ve amassed a large app collection
RetinaPad – for apps that don’t have iPad support, the default content (text, iOS graphics) will be in full resolution. If they are retina apps everything will be in full resolution.
iMame4all – extremely well done emulator (interface is animated, looks really good, lots of options) f or arcade games.

Eh Ive got a ton on here there are some highlights. I bet theres a new OT thread by now heh.

I use my iPad 2 constantly, love it. Tip: buy a case that protects the corners very well. 3 of the 4 corners on mine are bent to some degree, 2 of which while in a case including the worst one which I had to take a precision screwdriver too to bend it out enough for the glass to fit back in properly.

by DShep on Jan 30, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

tl;wgrbidssoir

too long; wasn’t going to read but it’s dshep so i read

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

"And if at all possible, I need it by the COB today."

/Doesn’t forward you the file for 15 minutes.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

No wonder you want to become a nomad.

In these cross country adventures… what kind of jobs do you expect to do?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

cashiering at national and state parks

flipping burgers at the park cafeterias
seasonal farm work (weed trimming in NoCal, I’ve got connects to a hops farm in Washington, etc)
busking (playing guitar for beer and food money)
camp hosting at RV and state parks

there are lots of jobs like these on rving.com, usajobs.gov, the national park service website… it’s surprisingly easy to find work for a day or a month or more

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

smoking mass amounts of marijuana i assume

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

at the trim jobs, yeah

but I doubt I’ll be able to as much as I do now… both for the affordability and safety factor

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

capn crunch and beef jerky

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

a bar of soap

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks, buddy!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

This fascinates me.

There was a point in my life I strongly considered selling everything I owned and living a nomadic cash existence.

It’s not something I could ever really do… I like “things” too much. But I did used to dream of it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I wanted to ride trains for a few years.

Then apparently it became a sort of hipster thing of the 90’s and early 2000’s and suddenly wasn’t as cool anymore.

That and all the murders.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Tell me more about being a train engineer.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen you talk about what it was like or how you got into it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, what?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought I saw that you were a train engineer at one point...

Before going back to school to become an accountant?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm still confused.

Also, if BHill posted a pic I can’t see it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm so glad they invented toy trains

where else would they have gotten the idea to build the big ones?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Industrial Engineer out of Tech

now at Tx State for economics degree/business.

Accounting is a possibility. Probably economic forecasting.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

So am I imagining the trains thing?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

The closest I would ever claim to being a train engineer

was when I was a kid, I asked my dad how much engineers made as we were waiting for a train to pass. He assumed I was asking about the building sorts of engineers and said “A lot”. I got it in my head that I wanted to be an engineer, assuming that the guy who was running the train was a guy who was making a lot of bread.

Turns out a train engineer makes dick but has a cool job, a real engineer makes back and has a shitty job, and I didn’t turn in to either one of them.

/No offense to either types of engineers : )

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a hip idea

but most people I’ve met who ride trains are way too hard to be hipsters.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I just remember a 60 minutes piece on these guys who were Wall Street type business men

who took a year or two off to jump trains across the U.S. It made it seem all glamorous and hipster-y.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Hobos- the original hipsters?

Discuss.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 30, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

'things' will be my biggest obstacle

that and the fear of the unknown, but that will be nullified somewhat by all the prep and saving we’ll be doing in the next year.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

The key is to find a place you like

and stay for a while to build the coffers back up. Gas will cost more than anything, so the idea is to actually drive as much or less than a normal person averages commuting.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

There is part of me...

That wants to tell you you’re doing a horrible stupid thing… but that’s just the conditioned response. What you’re doing is risky… but you only get to live the one life… and almost all of the rest of us will never get to have the sort of adventure you will.

I hope you blog about it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to.

I keep meaning to start it up, to try and capture the thoughts and emotions that led up to this decision, and then to start documenting the steps we take to prepare for our new nomadic lives.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Alexander Supertramp

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Weird question,

but are there any kind of cookies that diabetics can eat?

by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

Sugar free ones I would imagine

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Sugar free Oreos aren't that bad.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

All of them?

I don’t think being diabetic means you can’t have any sweets ever again. You just have to manage and monitor your blood sugar.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I guess that makes sense.

A friend of a friend just died and I wanted to send her some cookies, but know she’s diabetic.

Thanks .

by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Safe choice.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

but what if she's deathly allergic

u bastard !

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

This is the answer.

I had a coupla chocolate chip cookies last night. Its just having two cookies versus knocking out a sleeve of nutter butters.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Does it ever bother anyone when maintenance people act like they're experts on everything?

I mean, I know this lady works hard and she has a lot of mechanical/technical knowledge, but when I offer to help you measure something, don’t lecture me on the proper way to hold a tape measurer.

It’s a tape measurer, for fuck’s sake, not an electron collider!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

these things are addicted

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM CST reply actions  

addicting*

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

could eat those all day

havent had on in years

want some

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

So gross.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Those were my grandfather’s favorite candy.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 30, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yuck

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 30, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

You know what's sad about being in a new city?

I grew up here in Fort Worth. I left when I was 15 and came back when I was 35.

I have been back in the DFW area for 4yrs and I have NO friends. The people I work with are cool, but most of them are much younger. I have anxiety issues, so I don’t get out as much as I would like and it’s hard just meeting random people anyway. All of my college friends are back in Arkansas. I don’t know what else to do.

/i has a sad

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

i be your friend

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

lets go to the strip club and takl about it

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I've had the same problem since moving to Austin.

I work with one other guy that’s 58 years old, and moving to Blanco since months ago hasn’t done me any favors. I need to get back to living closer to Austin in a hurry.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Bummer, comrade

Making friends as adults is a pain in the ass. Most of your previous friends have moved off or had families and aren’t available to hang out nearly as much.

I swear, half the people I knew who went to church did so just to have some form of non-bar related social life.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

this has been suggested to me before

but I’m not a very church-y guy and it when friends really need to share interests, doing it at church just seems a little against the grain.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Same

I’m a little younger, but the wife and I don’t have any kids and don’t plan on having any in the near future. College friends have all dispersed around the state/country. Don’t really want to socialize with co-workers. Don’t believe in god, so church is out too.

So yeah, I feel ya.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, my churchy friends aren't much fun to be around.

and I’m sure as hell not going to church.

I’ve tried to socialize with atheist groups but for some reason they are almost always fucking leftists who want to bitch about politics. I just want to drink beer and have fun. I gave up on that friend-making route a few years ago.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL so true!

I got invited to hang out with an atheist group (at the Unitarian church, of all places).

Left after like 30 mins. I didn’t even disagree with most of what they were discussing, but shit, man, who wants to sit around and listen to people gripe for two hours?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

this

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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

They have atheist groups?

That makes no sense to me.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

why?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Do they have Easter Bunny isn't real groups too?

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by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

not following

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

I seems weird to me to have a group to discuss the fact that you don’t believe in something. If you don’t believe in it, then just don’t worry about it.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't a discussion group (or at least, it wasn't advertised as such)

It was supposed to be a place for atheists and agnostics to get together and hang out at a designated time.

But, as Drapers mentioned, these things tend to degenerate into left-wing bitching sessions all too easily.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

it seems weird to me to have a group

to discuss stuff you believe in.

if you believe in it, then just don’t worry about it

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

ok

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

If no one got together

to talk about common interests LSB wouldn’t exist.

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by Escher on Jan 30, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

The biggest selling factor for me

Besides the whole “don’t believe in the god thing” was the lack of groups and forced functions. Having an atheist group seems like trying, the whole joy of atheism is that I don’t have to give a shit.

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by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Atheism isn't much of a theme for a group

Most of your social circles have something in common (my fantasy football league, my fishing/hunting buddies, my slampieces…heh, my baseball friends).

But you can’t exactly go “hey guys, let’s get together and be atheists.” You still need a common activity.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be a funny discussion

Kind of like this shirt my GF has that says “Apathy Coalition. Join us…or don’t…whatever”

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by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the "theme" or starting point of the groups

I tried to hang with was to talk about things written by Dawkins, Hitch, Sam Harris, etc., while drinking beer, playing darts.pool, etc and finding common ground from there. Unfortunately, that common ground always seemed to be left-wing politics, and nothing but politics.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Same thing at churches I am sure

Everyone I know that is devout is also very conservative. I have to assume that church picnics are filled to the brim with Obama hating and talking about the republican debates.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like some of my smaller parties in college

Not the huge keggers or beer pong fests, mind you, but most of the crowd I ran with was pretty literate on the New Atheism front.

Yeah, I miss those days a lot, actually.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I had no idea there were this many books on atheism

I guess you can write a book about anything

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

They aren't so much about "atheism"

since atheism really isn’t anything. They are more about fighting the ever-encroaching tide of religious idiocy with rational thought and reason.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Ever encroaching tide?

All I ever hear about is the war on religion.

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by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh boy, here we go...

the persecution complex rears its head once again.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey

I am on your side…I think.

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by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably

I might’ve misinterpreted.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

That is due to your persecution complex ;)

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by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

Touche.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats like the war on Christmas

I still like getting presents even if I don’t like Jesus, I will fight tooth and nail to keep Christmas around.

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by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Like the Earth is only 6000 years old

and evolution is just a “theory” much like gravity?

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by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, Dawkins is real heavy on the evolution thang

since he is an evolutionary biologist.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Grrrrr

That one drives me nuts.

“Theory” in scientific parlance is not the same as a “hypothesis.” The semantic meaning behind it isn’t meant to convey uncertainty.

I don’t see anyone questioning the Theory of Gravity. Modifying, refining, improving the theory? Sure. Tossing it out the window? Nope.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Im rousing rabbles right now

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I've made a point of not using the word "theory"

around my religious friends unless I’m actually talking about a scientific theory, which, not surprisingly, is never around them.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd recommend reading Sam Harris to anybody with an open mind

Even if you are a believer, it’s still valuable insight, and might provide a little perspective. Dawkins and Hitchens are great too (Harris just happens to be my favorite).

Michel Onfray is a little more angry, but great stuff nonetheless.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Love Harris

When Hitch died, I reread “god is not Great”. I need to reread my Sam Harris books, it’s been a while.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I devoured The End of Faith and Letters to a Christian Nation

I haven’t been as in to The Moral Landscape, but it’s still pretty good.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't really read either, aside from snippets.

Have either of you read any of Stefan Molyneux’s free books?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 30, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope, but I do believe I will soon

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's a link to the pdfs/audio books. All free.

LINK

I’ve only gotten through “Against The Gods” so far, but it’s a good read.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 30, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Spasiba, moy druk

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Ne za shto

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Did I just have a stroke?

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by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 30, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Harris is an excellent thinker.

I say this as a believer myself. Have you seen his discussion with Andrew Sullivan from several years ago? Good stuff.

http://www.samharris.org/site/full_text/debate-with-andrew-sullivan-part-two

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by JDT217 on Jan 30, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

People who love the Rangers come to LSB to talk Rangers.

People who don’t care about the Rangers don’t get together to talk about their disinterest in the Rangers.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 30, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I'm not sure what definition of "group" you're using

By group, I think we’re referring to “3 or more people gathered in the same room.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Meetup.com

is where I found the atheist groups I tried hanging out with.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

christians can have groups

but fuck it if atheists want to discuss things as a group

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

so atheist's go to church?

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by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, they're called strip clubs.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

You do have to tithe

and listen to a bunch of bullshit.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

nothing is more true ever

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

S'what sucks about getting older

Life starts getting in the way of the friendships you have, and making new friends seems surprisingly hard to do.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

at least I have the Internet and alcohol

I’m going to go cry now.

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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

you are in FtWorth

hmm thought you were in austin/San Antonio

come out with LSBers in dallas/addison!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

They have a flying saucer there right?

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by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

addison

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

THere's one in Ft Worth too.

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by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I avoid Dallas as much as possible, unfortunately.

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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

come on

fellow razorback! IANF! RIver Fenix! TideNTexas! Herbie! etc!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear ya....

My wife and I separated about 2 years ago and most of my non-work friends went with her. Only last year did I start meeting new people by attending the LSB tailgates. I hope to hang with everyone again this year at Rangers games and quit being such a loner.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 30, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

$511 parking ticket dismissed on site today

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 30, 2012 3:10 PM CST reply actions  

i cant see it

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

a 511 parking ticket? did you park on top of a fire hydrant and forget?

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

on top of a fire hydrant in a handicap spot that also happens to be a fire lane

and has a 30 minute time limit.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

on top of an actual handicapped person

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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Disabled spot, bro.

Criminal offense. $500-750 fine.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 30, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

well if the spot was disabled, you couldn't have parked there

CASE DISMISSED!

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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Must have been littering, too.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

City of Austin

The transportation code allows municipalities to charge violators with a misdemeanor and assess a $500 fine, but they don’t require it. Austin started last year.

The catch, however, for the city is that the code requires that the parking space be up to the Texas Accessibility Standards which are based on the ADA standards which are damn near impossible for a city to get right.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 30, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear it is a $500 MINIMUM fine.

I have had to plead some guys to a deferred to get the fine lowered. deferred – on a parking ticket!

by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 30, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife is doing a party for the dog.

I might be a crazy dog person but she is so much crazier.

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by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

My only question is

Are we invited?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

If you can make it to Buenos Aires in 2 hours, sure.

She made some pretty kickass cupcakes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

you should hook up a modified dog sled w wheels to that malamute and see how fast

he can run down the streets of buenos aires

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

He's fat and lazy.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Buenos Aires in 2 hours?

challenge accepted

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 30, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

On to movie #2 of the day

The Change Up with Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman. It’s gotta be better than Bad Teacher…..right???

If nothing else, Olivia Wilde is in it.

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by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

I liked it better than Bad Teacher.

Bad Teacher was fucking awful.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

mmmm... Ryan Reynolds

Wait, why am I posting this? Stop. STOP TYPING.. I MEAN IT>>lhjshldfhpaohslwerw8;sxjn ;nc;oaidyr

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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

plus apatows wife gets kind of naked

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 3:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Didn't know she was Apatows wife

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by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

she's milf-y

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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I imagine her being gross naked

like the Modern Family mom.

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by TheJeezus on Jan 30, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

You imagine incorrectly.

I was shocked.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Julie Bowen

There was a time before she turned all Skeletor that she was hot.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

well it is cgi

so we don’t actually know what she looks like naked

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 3:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Are we talking about Wilde, or Judd Apatow's wife?

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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

apatows wife

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 3:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I thought it was Wilde's accidental nipple that was later CGI'd.

Incidentally, Accidental Nipple is a terrific name for a band.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

it was both

mann’s scenes were too

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 3:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Damn.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

x

http://news.doddleme.com/blogs/film-tv/cgi-breasts-say-it-aint-so/

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 3:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Which brings up a question

Why are we allowed to see every single inch of the boob except for the nipple in public?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

janetjackson.jpg

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 30, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

The nipple is legal in some places.

Austin, and NYC for example.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I find her somewhat annoying.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 3:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

it is better but not by much

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

it's better

but it ain’t awesome

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Rodney posted this in the Burrell thread
Victor Martinez underwent microfracture surgery Friday on his left knee.

V-Mart also needs ACL reconstructive surgery, and won’t undergo that for another 6-8 weeks.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

Well, V-Mart, you had a good career.

I mean, it was waaaay too short, but in the limited time it was quite good.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

answers, yay

What the important factors for you in determining a city to live in?
Parks
Nightlife
Lack of sprawl
Pollution is the #1 (and the biggest reason I could never live in Texas again.

Where do you wish you lived?
Europe, China, Chicago is nice

Do you like where you live now?
Love it.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:34 PM CST reply actions  

Pretty sure China has patented, perfected, and bought all the world's interests in pollution

and now not only owns all American pollution, but decides how much or how little we have on a given day.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

That was a big reason I didn't take a job in Shanghai

When I was there for a month I forgot to take my allegra like one day couldn’t breathe again for 3

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:38 PM CST reply actions  

fucking reply fail

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Peace out, folks

“I’ll be gone 500 miles when the day is done.”

All day, people. That song has been sung in loops in my head all day.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 3:39 PM CST reply actions  

Hello, everyone.

Quick question.

Is “Gender Ninja” an acceptable alternate term for transvestites?

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 30, 2012 3:41 PM CST reply actions  

Acceptable? No.

Amusing? Oh yes.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Why isn't it acceptable?

I would think they’d prefer it to transvestite much in the same way midgets prefer to be called “little people.”

Transvestite has such a negative connotation. Gender Ninja sounds cool, exciting and, most importantly, mysterious.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 30, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

no

but it’s a great name for a band

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by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Try it on one

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

x

1. Physical environment, cultural opportunities, and demographic diversity
2. Depends on what job and how much money I have. Assuming neither of these is a limiting factor, NY.
3. Yes, quite a bit.

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by JDT217 on Jan 30, 2012 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

I want to live in Portland

for the music scene and I want to go on a lot of hiking trips.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 30, 2012 3:45 PM CST reply actions  

Powell's Bookstore, Zombie Donuts, Widmer Brewery, Saturday Market...yep

Love me some Portland.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

LOOOOOVE Portland. Hope to move there someday.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 30, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a friend who lives in Eugene

I may spend my last summer break up there to see what the area is like.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 30, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

That's about 30 mins from my In-laws

Beautiful country up there.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Jan 30, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Look at this fucking hipster

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

pfft

I’m post-hipster

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 30, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

I think in order to be a real hipster now, you have to love top-40 exclusively.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

Is that why every hipster I know proceeds to lecture me on why they love Lil Wayne?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I profess my love for Rebecca Black in public

but I do that just to troll people

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 30, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

for her music, i mean

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 30, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Portland is basically my favorite place.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 5:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeh it's a great clean city....last time I was there I meant to check out..

their famous food carts but didn’t get a chance to…it’s supposed to be quite a nice selection …
they’re mostly downtown close to Brooks Brothers..

http://www.foodcartsportland.com/

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

I bleed Ranger black and blue.

Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.

by BigGuns on Jan 30, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Where can I find your bier in Austin?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

ooh...Black Star

I might be hopping off the train for a pint on the way home.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 30, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I tried to order your beer at Libertine...

Was told they didn’t have any.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

And I would love to

live in Southern California.

For that climate, I could put up with the crowd.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 30, 2012 3:51 PM CST reply actions  

Jay-Z is performing at Carnegie Hall this weekend.

Tickets are going for more than $1,000. Whoa

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

Thats dumb

Mo money mo problems

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm a fan of

Sam Bliesner saying “Joe Maddon > Ron Washington”

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Jan 30, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

He's one of the few I'd take over Wash.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I would have sex with this weather lady

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 4:01 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Places I would love to live:

Portland
Fort Worth
Memphis
Las Vegas (don’t gamble, but enjoy night life)
NYC
Chicago
Seattle

London
Stockholm
Amsterdam
Anywhere in Switzerland

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 30, 2012 4:04 PM CST reply actions  

It is super hard to get a job as a foreigner in CH

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

What's funny is, the 3 cities people always tell me they think I'd do best in, I've never been to.

Chicago, Seattle, and Boston.

/shrug

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 30, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

You need to go to Chicago.

Such an awesome city.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

+1 on this

Chicago is another city I would move too quickly

behind DC, but still.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Chicago is realistically the only place besides Minneapolis I would move to in the US

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Good thing google maps will keep you out of the ghetto now

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah all south side too

That makes sense.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Kinda shocked KC has two in the Top 25

Dallas does as well.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Where is Frisco on that list?

That neighborhood just northeast of Stonebriar Mall is a war zone.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Only for blonde women on cellphones using their SUVs as battering rams.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

they got that Little Rock neighborhood right

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

didn't you and I talk about that area once?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jan 30, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

i think so

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I love Chicago

Except for there baseball teams

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Their*

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

no DC on your list?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

This too.

Alexandria might be the most beautiful city in the country.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

is it sad for me to say

that i think it is stupid to be in DC but not live in DC (at my age)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

DC is a traffic nightmare

Seems like all of NoVa is.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

ehhhhhhhhhh

you live in DC — dont drive to work and such (metro = awesome)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

This

DC Metro is the shit.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, good call.

I’d definitely hit up DC.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

i want to move there

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

(again)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Watched the first two episodes of AD

Really funny.

I didn’t realize that Jason Bateman and Will Arnett were in it.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I'm thinking you didn't know anything about AD other than the name then...

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew Michael Cera was in it

That was it

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

glad you like it

it only gets better

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweet

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I just blue myself

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

OUT OF CONTEXT !

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Tobias recording himself for a day is a Top 5 AD moment for me

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

easily

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

BIMBF, are you here?

I think I’ll be in Surprise at the same time as you…

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Did I miss anything good from the OTs today so far?

Finally on a flight with Wifi

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 4:28 PM CST reply actions  

I found I new show to watch instantly on Netflix

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

A new show*

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

how are you just now getting into AD btw?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

No one that I know has ever said anything about it

I don’t think that I had heard of it before LSB

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

its all good cuz your watching it now

does anyone know if the new season followed by the movie are still on track for next year?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I would imagine this round of AD would be about 40x more expensive than the last one

Cera and Bateman are stars now. Will Arnett certainly has made bank off Gob as well.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

absolutely....i just hope i'm not getting my hopes up for nothing

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I didnt know that it was still on.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Recently announced that they were going to produce a (shortened) 4th season

followed by a feature film.

And there was much rejoicing.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Just announced today

that the cast has fully signed on for the new season.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

We learned that the body will violently reject large quantities of dry powdered cinnamon

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

People didn't know this?!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Inorite? I've never

cinnnamon met a motherfucker w/ so much knowledge

by Schoolly_D on Jan 30, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I spit mad knowledge Schoolly D

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Ace hates New Mexico and Oklahoma

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

With good reason

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah really

Don’t look

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Carpet installation is fascinating

How do they make the seams disappear?

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by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 4:38 PM CST reply actions  

Magic.

(I’m watching Harry Potter)

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck yeah Sydney.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 30, 2012 4:39 PM CST reply actions  

I have a question for you

Why did you choose DFW to be the city who’s sports teams you like?

Did you hear that Texas was the greatest place on earth? If so, you heard correctly.

Anyway, glad you choose us.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Heh

So I guess you just decided that you wanted to keep going for DFW?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 30, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Also

I just lol’d that you hce Eric Byrnes as your favorite cyclist

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I still don't know who I'm taking as the top pick.

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by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I just posted in the group

Discussing right now, it’s sometime later this week.

I don’t know how everyone has been prepping.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 30, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

So are DP and Jobu, apparently.

I’m ready too, but I don’t know whether the feeling also applies to others.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 30, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't need no stinkin' preparation

Go through that bitch blind.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

If anyone wants the #1 overall pick

make me a good offer.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

This one is actually important.

You don’t want to be drafting Grady Sizemore, Jason Bay and Lance Berkman as your first three picks for a dynasty league like I did at the start of 2009.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 30, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Fanshot is up

Also, what did you mean by this comment: http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/29/2757267/sunday-evening-ot#90230624

I spent ages last night trying to figure out what the hell it means

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 30, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait

you know I’m using old as in “former, previous, past” rather than “age”, right?

Because I don’t want this to be held against me when we do negotiatings of trades.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 30, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Geez. “Fancy’ and “teacher” are the words I commented on.

by sprite on Jan 30, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not saucy at all

But anyway, I actually mildly want DeRozan’s empty scoring.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 30, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you want Amare?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

A little bit

struggling to figure out a good package though.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jan 30, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

crazy86er's chip stack on Friday night

about 2 minutes before he got screwed by a runner-runner straight. Good times.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 30, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

Wait... there was LSB poker?

I miss playing poker. I am always up for poker fun times.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

In Round Rock.

It was just me and 86er from here. The other guys were non-LSB’ers.

Schoolly, Axe, GoET, and any others in the area, you guys are more than welcome to join. We do once a month. Usually 8-12 guys, NL Hold ’em, $10-20 buy-in.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 30, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

we should do this the night before tailgate 4

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck and yes.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Makes me wish I could be there.

I could take all of your monies.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Poker was not good to me last weekend

Those jackwagons who call/play anything drive me loco.

“Hmmm, pre-flop raise of $5? What do I have, J-5 offsuit? Sure, I’ll call…” (flop J-J-5).

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I played in a tournament in a casino for kicks with a coworker a couple of weekends ago and had to play crazy crap cause I wasn't getting any hands.

It didn’t work out for me, though. Blinds were getting really big relative to my stack, so I raised with half my stack with 10-4o pre-flop, got re-raised all in by QQ. Flop came out with two more Qs just to make it extra-clear who won.

by Closure GT on Jan 30, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I try not to let the cards dictate my playstyle

Although with escalating blinds in a tourney, eventually you have to open up even if you’re getting nothing but garbage.

This was a cash game format though, and we were shorthanded (4 people, which always leads to crappy hands winning lots of money). Two of the guys, one of whom gave me some bullshit about “I play Gus Hanson style poker,” were literally playing whatever-the-fuck they felt like.

At one point, I turned to the guy who played J-5 and asked “what exactly do you fold?”

His response? “Ehh, sometimes I just don’t like a hand.”

*facepalm

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Poker isn't about your cards though.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I had about 11k (a few hundred more than I started with) but the blinds were up to 800/1600 or something with a 400 ante.

They wanted to get people out in a hurry.

I’m not good at tournament play, I learned. I like friendly cash games. There are some weird, sad fuckers in casinos.

by Closure GT on Jan 30, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm the opposite.

I’m awful at cash play, but rock at tournys. H2H I’m the best.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I like cash games a lot less

small, intimate sit and go style tournaments are the best.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

See

I have no problem with people playing cards that way. Strict playing of the cards and getting mad when others don’t is a quick way to lose your money and tilt in the process.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

If you're going to play poker like that

you might as well pull out a coin and flip it for cash.

“Welp…let’s see who hits on the flop. Oh hey, Player 2, you’re today’s lucky winner!”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 5:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There's a difference between playing more hands from pre-flop

to playing silly hands post-flop.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Calling a pot raise pre-flop from under the gun

with J-5 off suit will never be anything more than a donkey bullshit call.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

God blessed him with my money last weekend

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'd never win/lose any money!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Boohoo

You sound bitter.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a dumbshit call and you know it

Not saying I punched the dude in the mouth. I congratulated him on winning the hand…and promptly left.

That kind of poker is not fun. Not to me. That’s what I’m saying, and I won’t sit at a game with this guy again.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 6:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not saying it's not an odds-presented dumb call

but you are bordering on poker style elitism that is pervasive with the uber-dorky poker crowd that will tilt at the slightest oddball call or play. You guys are more annoying than perma-callers.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

You make one good point

A good poker player should be able to diagnose the other player’s tendencies and know “ok, either avoid big pots against this guy or only call him down with the absolute Nuts.”

Playing with only four people though doesn’t really afford you much of a choice though, especially when 2 of your 3 opponents are playing anything and everything.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well, either the stakes were too low and they didn't care

or they just play that way. I’ve played with people like that, and I generally get out of the way as they’ll inevitably wipe each other out.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

We were expecting 7-8 people

but ended up playing with 4. Otherwise yeah, I would’ve just avoided him.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 6:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Exactly.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

That's asinine

I don’t care if I’d taken him for a thousand bucks. I do NOT want to play poker with some wildcard, no strategy, no thought donkey who would be better off playing roulette.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 6:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It sounds like you were playing in a shitty game,

but now I’m not understanding your original scenario. Your first few complaints were very centered around the lost money aspect. And if it’s money you’re after, bad players are great news. And if not… why were you playing a four person cash game with clowns anyway?

by Closure GT on Jan 30, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Hadn't gotten to play since Labor Day weekend of 2010

was in Dallas with old poker buddy. He said he knew where we could find a game.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 6:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i take most of it back

once i actually got someone on the phone from experian (who spoke good english!) it was a dream.

gotta wait prob 30 days for some of these to come off my report (clearly, i am not married to my mother nor could i open an account in 1978) — but we will see what it is after this!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

nice !

I got to get 1 thing off my wife’s experian report….other than that we are in good shape

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

were talking like 20+ things off my report

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

holy shit !

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

lots of stuff from my dads report, some of it bad but most of it good.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

wow

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

yup

go read my rage in OT1

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

I have the same name as my father and grandfather. So I’ve had to go through a similar routine as well.

I actually a car finance guy ask me about the house I bought in 1967 when I got my first car loan. I pointed out my date of birth and he went, “Oh… yeah I guess that’s probably not you.”

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Match

I took your advice today. Just rolling with it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

What happened in OT1

My internet is down and I’m not going through 700 comments on my phone.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 4:50 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Maybe we should just do a summary of the previous thread in the FanPost

when creating a new OT page.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I do.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 30, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Do not say anything negative about Tech or Lubbock or GFF will get upset

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

it is just because you don't like him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 9:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

YUUUUUUP

Schultzy has gone full hater

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yes he has

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he'd cry rape

And we’d get arrested

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yeah he would

we are on that list

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

we could get Alex Morgan to do it.

He schedule just got cleared

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

TWSS

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

oh and TWSS

for him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't think Taylor Swift is taking applications at this moment

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

News to me but whatever

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

hater

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Am not

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

why do you not like GFF?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I killed the thread!!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Just got a raise

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

Who are you bringing to the tailgate?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

4 strippers

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Stop this

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

he mad

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 30, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Really who mike

tell us !!!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

So anyone have any ideas on how to change the world?

Because that’s my assignment for my leadership class. We had Ryan Groves of Wishing Well speak to us today and our professor wants us to try to start a project similar to that one or Heifer International because they try to fix the problem at the source instead of just throwing money at it.

So any ideas?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

Commit an act of terrorism at a large population center that kills thousands of people.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Technically this answers the inquiry

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

#1

Get lame ass professors like that out of higher education.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

/OSU

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Why do you dislike me?

/GFF

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I hate the class

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

shoulda went to Tech heh

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Tech and OSU are equally shitty

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Separate church and state completely

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, mention how underrated sibling love is.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Criminalize coercion.

/Max

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jan 30, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

That is my own personal project

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

You're doing it wrong.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone really needs to make a website

that like, you know, connects people to other people. Like, not just friends, but also friends.

You know?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

The amount of ear hair in my 30's

Is about 2000% higher than my 20’s.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

It just keeps going farther South.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

What about your ball hair?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Straight razor...

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 30, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

interesting.

i’ve been looking in getting one

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

It only gets worse.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 30, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I need one

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by Mike E on Jan 30, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

egg

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 6:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

which

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

eggwiches are the shit

1 minute in the microwave… egg, cheese, and a slice of turkey between toast for breakfast. mighty fine

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by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I love my Kindle Fire

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

you can run cyanogenmod on the fire i believe

so basically stock android

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

lazyass

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no idea

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you guys know how to post videos to Facebook?

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like they both support at least some levels of MP4, which should be fine.

Amazon seems like the one to go with, then, since I don’t know if B&N can keep up on content.

by Closure GT on Jan 30, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Kindle for reading, Nook for other stuff

Kindle is like a zero strain device for your eyes.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 30, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

The fire has unlimited storage for Amazon media.

Which is good if you like their streaming services or buy a lot of music from them.

by BHill on Jan 30, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

pcworld says the Nook Tablet has

“physical volume buttons, a microSDHC card slot for adding up to 32GB of storage, and a display that’s less susceptible to glare”

So I think I’m leaning towards it.

by Closure GT on Jan 30, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

KOK

How do I install APK’s? Where do I put them?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:29 PM CST reply actions  

rooted?

what is your browser? (stock browser?)
do you have a file manager? (if not, download file manager)

once you have file manager, just go to the “download” folder and click on the apk and you should be good

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Not rooted

And not going to root. Stock browser.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah then just use file manager

it shoudl also show up in the status bar at the top, and you can click on it

remidn me why no root?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

no worries

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Should I trade Nash for Felton and Camby?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

I think so too

Are you scrapping the league next year?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Just saw you dropped Barnes

I TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT THAT SHIT

by sprite on Jan 30, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

So no?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought you were the one that kept trying to trade Terry?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Let me know

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

For what?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know

If you see something send an offer

by sprite on Jan 30, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Not seeing a whole lot

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I KNOW

I consider this year a learning experience

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

The Fantasy Gods punish me for my transgressions.

Stephen Jackson is two weeks away from retiring in a fit of rage and walking the Earth like Cain.

Blatche is going to average about 7 minutes a night from here on out.

Randolph is probably done for the year (this one is actually probably true).

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

So did you give me false information?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely not.

Matt Barnes was starting and producing at the time. I do not engage in deception in fantasy deals… there’s no profit to it… you’d just avoid trading with me in the future.

It really was a fair deal IMO considering Lawson was the best player and the volatility of Stephen Jackson.

Perhaps the worst thing I did was sell high to you on Lawson when I thought he might come down a bit. But selling high is all part of the game… sometimes guys keep it up or do better.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

It's okay

Kleiza will lead my team to the promise land

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Right

you didn’t give him false info but Barnes is a career spare, a few weeks starting wasn’t going to change that. Same goes with Dudley for that matter but he’ll get minutes because the Suns have nobody.

by sprite on Jan 30, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh

It’s fine. My own fault for not knowing. Who did I even trade away? Billups?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

And Jackson

so not a big loss either way. And you still have Lawson.

by sprite on Jan 30, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Whatever

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

And not a lot I can do about having

Gordon, Deng, Lawson, Nelson, and Henderson all being hurt

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

At the SB

I have never really understood why they all go to the Super Bowl and broadcast from there.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

It doesn't seem like they do

Unless it’s in Miami or San Diego. Aside from that, I don’t see that it adds much to a majority of the shows.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

really?

all the bits they get at media. THe stories from their nightly adventures. The wireless mic talking to random people on radio row. All the confrontations they’ve been in over the years. The multitude of people they can interview. The on air interaction between the shows.

Super Bowl week is my favorite week of the year.

by sarnold on Jan 30, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

For those of you that infatuated with Kate Beckinsale, Underworld is on tv.

Thought I’d let you know.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

People who run are, in fact, the last people who need to go for a run.

There’s a reason you don’t see fat runners.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

Oh.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

How's Mike E doing?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 30, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

You never ask about me.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

How are you, Ace?

I ask, becuase I care.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm good, even though my college sucks.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine too

Small world

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I was at the store buying toilet paper yesterday and I thought to myself "Wow it would be awkward if someone I knew saw me buying this.

Then I realized it wouldn’t be awkward because everybody wipes their ass.

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colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

Go to therapy

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

......

……………

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

That was mean

But that was a weird effing thing to think about

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh.

I’m not mad. I come up with weird thoughts like that.

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colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Weird story, brother.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

not awkward at all

I also used to feel awkward about buying condoms, but then I was like, “wait. sex is awesome. I don’t care if people know I’m having sex.”

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 30, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I can see feeling akward about buying condoms

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Exactly what I think when I see someone buying condoms.

That and “Sinner.”

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't use condoms with your wife?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I hate condoms

but I hate babies more. LSB can suck it, it’s condoms AND birth control at Casa de Wildcat.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 6:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't have to use anything

/Schultzy

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

lol

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Some religions actually say that using any type of prophylactic is a sin

but that wasn’t where I was going with this, so you got me.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

I watch Everybody Loves Raymond

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

If you feel like pointing at a condom-buyer and saying "Sinner"

Just remember my words

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

"Some religions"

Catholics lol

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

...............

…………………………..

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

What?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

And I'm cautious

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Great things about college #1

Free condoms.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Closer to #100 than #1.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't supposed to be #1

Just a thing that is great.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Noted.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yo Closure

I can see your house

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

everywhere

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 6:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

About 20 minutes from touch down at LAX

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweet

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

He definitely wants you naked

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Who doesn't

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Meet me at LAX and buy me dinner

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

So demanding.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Go to dinner with him

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Fuck that.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

He wants you to think that.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

My bad.

I guess he is the guest.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 30, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I was the guest last time too

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone called our TV station yesterday to complain that we are

“Reveling in the self-destruction of the GOP.”

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not trying to start a political debate

I just thought it was funny that someone used those exact words.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

At least they said Self-Destruction

It’s good to see that people are realizing that the GOP is doing this shit to themselves.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Our TV station?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You guys own a TV station?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The one where I work.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Like a college station?

(yes, I see it)

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

No

It’s the local NBC affiliate.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you do there?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Anchor/Producer/Reporter

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colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

I had no idea my own brother was a news anchor

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

themoreyouknow.gif

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colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

themoreYUknow.jpg

Should be a thing

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I can see why you like NBC shows so much ;)

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I love how Blackberry is being considered to go the way of the

Pager, Atari, Polaroid camera, and Sony Walkman.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

Heh. Nice.

I really wish I could save a screen shot on my computer right now. There is a picture of chili with beans in it, a caption that says “in search of the tastiest canned chili” and below that a caption that says “Green beans in chili?”

Oh the humanity.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

OK Mizzou, I'm off to the basketball arena

You know what I look like, I’ll be about 100 rows up . . .

by Schoolly_D on Jan 30, 2012 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

I'll look for ya!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Will you be holding a Feldmania sign?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

yes, i bring it to ALL sporting events

and concerts. it’s my JOHN 3:16…

by Schoolly_D on Jan 30, 2012 7:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ha

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Sweetjack.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 7:06 PM CST reply actions  

Why me?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would it not be okay?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you know why

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

No I don't

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Cockblocking

Ring a bell?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I didn't think it was a very good joke, though

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Never heard of such a thing

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet you never get tired from dancing either

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I definitely do

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

yes you do

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 7:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I guess I should have used "didn't" because Closure explained it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I read it again

I can see why it initially confused you

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

you should have just said tech sucks

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by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 7:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lol

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet you wouldn't ever say that either

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Never

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Just like you would never attend Okie State

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Never thought I would

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

What college did yoo like growing up?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yu*

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

TCU

Always thought I was going to an east coast school though

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

My mom went to TCU

I’m trying to start an in-house rivalry, but she has absolutely no allegiance to the school whatsoever.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

We have the same mom so that makes sense....

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by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

If you would have told me 6 years ago I would go to school in Missouri

I would have thought you were nuts.

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by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

If you had told me a year ago I would be at OSU, I would have laughed in your face

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew Missouri had a good journalism program

but I still thought I was gonna go to TCU or Hawaii (have family there, was interested in marine biology and it’s freaking Hawaii)

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by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought Davidson or TCU

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah the campus was amazing and I preferred a small school

It ended up being 4th or 5th. I was more likely to go to Wofford

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 31, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

buncha assholes

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

inorite

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Ummmm....

Yuck.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Jan 30, 2012 7:23 PM CST reply actions  

Wouldja?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 7:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

No.

Just no. Never. Oh god I can’t ever unsee that.

by elchicodelgado on Jan 30, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Ace, do you know this guy?

http://mobile.mlbbonusbaby.com/2010/7/14/1568606/2-76-colorado-rockies-chad-bettis

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Personally, no.

I knew some of the guys on the 99-2002 teams. A couple of Chaz’s and the one good catcher we had that got traded off of the Red Sox because he couldn’t catch Wakefield.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 30, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It was supposed to say "know of"

I didn’t expect you to know him.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

He seems to be worth one

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

x

What the important factors for you in determining a city to live in?

Cities are fun to visit. But if I am going to own my own house in an area where my residence is going to be long-term, I want it to be in the country.

Where do you wish you lived?

At this point, I will live where I have a good job. In the future, somewhere preferably in north Texas/southeastern panhandle.

Do you like where you live now?

It works.

by casew on Jan 30, 2012 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

As I continue my sick Psych marathon,

I had forgotten about Lassie’s great line in the one where Shawn gets shot. “Spencer, what are you doing?” “Which Spencer are you talking to?” “Doesn’t matter, you’re the same person!” “AM NOT!”

by Closure GT on Jan 30, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

Heh

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah that SOUNDS like a great line.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

comeatmebro.gif

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

You know thats right

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the only argument I need, Shawn

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Is Witt(less) around?

Curious to hear how the Darvish beer is coming along.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

Getting FB updates via text is great until

Someone with 1,000 friends tags you in a photo.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

kok - around?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

No one is around

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Kind of a cool gif... Panthers and the "evolution" of their logo

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

racist.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope Nike goes all full pro combat.

It would be rad.

Apparently one team is going to really go kind of apeshit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Watching Monday night raw smackdown or whatever the fuck it is

There aint shit else on

You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 30, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

why do birds suddenly appear

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 8:58 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Rick Moranis

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Every time you are NEARRR

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by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Y'all ever watch extreme couponing?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 8:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

No, because I don't have a vagina.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

thats too bad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 9:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Maybe you should get one

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

My wife does...it makes her furious....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 30, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I think my sister-in-law will eventually end up on that show.

I had to hide her status updates due to her constantly taking pictures of her receipts to show how much she saved and also all her updates about what my niece and nephew did that day like who won’t go to bed, who woke up first, etc.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

That's every mother in the history of Facebook

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

@ Erwin Center, down 5 to Mizzou @ half

Horns look bad, could be worse, need J’Covan to go off…

by Schoolly_D on Jan 30, 2012 8:59 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Or not .

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

A free-throw that makes Shaq look like Dirk....

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/video-desagana-diop-worst-free-throw-miss-nba-192528180.html

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 30, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

Because you touch yourself at night.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Well yeah...

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

Dressage is sexy

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 30, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

Hmm.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Where are you bitches?

This place just died.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

I was watching a show about couponing

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm here.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK?!

When did KenPom go to subscription-based?!

D:

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 30, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

The fuck is a ken Pom?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The best website for college basketball information out there.

And a nifty way (usually, not last year) to have upper-echelon brackets.

And now you have to pay for most of the information. :*(

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

The rankings are still free, so you can still use those to make a bracket that will be better (and less fun) than arbitrary guessing most of the time.

But the wealth of information in the team and conference pages, as well as the game previews, are subscription now.

I don’t know when it happened because I’ve been out of the CBB loop more than usual this year.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 30, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

A while ago for most of his stuff.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 30, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like Halloween.

Damn, I can’t believe I’ve gone that long without clicking a team page. I swear I haven’t. . .

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

hmmmmmmmmm

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Fucking slowass hotel internet.

This is awful.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

I'm talking bout pedicure on my toes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:01 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

toes

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

tryin' on all our clothes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

clothes

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

boys blowin up our phone

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

phone

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

drop toppin

playin our favorite cd’s

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

goin' to tha party

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

trying to get a little bit

tiiipsy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Don't stop

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't stop, make it pop

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

DJ, blow my speakers up

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Tonight imma fight

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

tonight imma fight

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

til we see the sunlight

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

TICK TOCK, ON THE CLOCK

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

but the party don't stop

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

whoa-oh oh-oh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ain't got a care in the world but got plenty of beer

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate all of you.

I hate myself more for knowing what this is.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks, you guys

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's stuck in my head now.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

you're welcome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Babymamatill does not appreciate dumb and dumber...

You think you know somebody…

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

It's just okay

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

oh you fuck right off hater

It’s a classic

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I probably need to re-watch it

Haven’t seen it since elementary school

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You both really disappoint me

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Sorry till

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't care

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dumb and Dumberer was really bad.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

You know what you have to do.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

tell her how every movie sucks except the ones he likes?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He's not VFN

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I was going to say kidnap that baby and take it on his own

to be raised in a dumb and dumber loving world.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

apparently we are in the minority, bro

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

tbf it's just Schultzy and Chrom

who gives a damn what those guys think.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

everyone...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hell no

Dumb and Dumber is a classic.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOPE

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Surely, you can't be serious.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

indeed

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yayyyy Kingdoms of Amalur demo finally downloaded and installed

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 PM CST reply actions  

Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Suggestive Themes

I like it already

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to know more about this.

PC?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 30, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe so

I’m playing the demo on PS3, I just started. I’ll let you know how it is.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

and all the major consoles.

The demo is rad.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm already attached to my character

She looks pretty bitchin, and I’ve already given her a backstory… I’m one of those guys.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Former pirate, grew up all tough because she was a woman among men, etc etc

Also, bitchin eyebrow ring and face tat.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

sounds not hot

If I play a female character I make her hot cause I’m a creep…

by Closure GT on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know why but I enjoy playing female characters in games

NO NOT LIKE THAT (although I did totally try to get my Jade Empire girl to hook up with Silk Fox… in my defense, she’s also a princess and is smokin)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You are obviously playing out a fantasy of yours

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I usually don't go for the relationship options though

Maybe because the usual guy options are… awful. Carth? Seriously?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

He means that he made her so hot he's fapped already.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

You had two pairs of gloves on this whole time?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:43 PM CST reply actions  

Shyeah, we're in the Rockies.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm so hungry.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:48 PM CST reply actions  

Hello friends

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 30, 2012 10:50 PM CST reply actions  

Hello Jim Nantz.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm here with my partner, as always, Phil Simms.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 30, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Schultz & Chrom hate dumb and dumber

And America, and puppies.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Only the first one

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's just okay..

there are far better movies..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm deciding between an eyebrow ring and a lip ring for a character for a DEMO

and I’m having a tough time. I’m… I’m kind of lame you guys

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

Neither

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I wanted both.

I settled for the eyebrow ring.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely cooler than the lip ring

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

She's a former pirate

She’s also got a pretty tight face tattoo.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I kind of want to fuck around in the demo some more.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm already really digging it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

what game?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Kingdoms of Amalur

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

indeed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I've decided you should go out with Makeout McChubbster.

Here’s why: gotta keep your relationship skillz fresh for when you want something serious after you graduate and move, and the graduating/moving part gives you an excuse to end things at that point (if they don’t end earlier).

This may be one of the more sociopathic pieces of advice I’ve given.

by Closure GT on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

Actually I might be making a move on another girl… but my friend may being trying to go after her too (and he did kind of go after her first). Having lunch with him tomorrow though, so we’ll get to the bottom of this.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm hoping it won't come to that

My roommate is supporting the other guy (I don’t think he knows I like the girl), but I have to say I just really don’t see them together…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

The jealousy...

but seriously that can be a potentially really sucky situation

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I know, that's why I'm trying to talk to him before I do anything

If he says he’s pursuing her, I’ll back off (sigh)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Zack and Screech style.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

And it will tear you up inside

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, I'll be good

That ain’t nothin

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Fight for her love!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I pity anybody who tries to claim Aquawife

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Getting closer...

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

best hanging with friends word ever

phlegm

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

Pff c'mon

That’s just basic Norse mythology

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Hyperion is fucking execellent, BTW. Wow I butchered the spelling of that.

You should put it and Fall of Hyperion on your To Read list. Very good literary sci fi.

by Closure GT on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

They are, actually!

I believe you recommended them back when I asked for recs a long time ago. I did get a Vernor Vinge book for Christmas, I quite enjoyed it.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Rainbow's End

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, nice.

I liked that one, but liked most of his others more.

FIRE UPON THE DEEP/DEEPNESS IN THE SKY. NOW. NOW. NOW.

by Closure GT on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I KNOW I HAVE TO GO TO HALF PRICE BOOKS OR SOMETHING

Also I have an absolute crapload of books on my kindle already…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

"Hi, Mr. and Mrs. GT"

“I’m from the internet!”

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

So then I probably also said this back then, but:

The trick with the Hyperion books is that after the first two you’ll feel like you have to read the second duology. Even if you ran into ten other versions of me saying “no, they just get too weird” you’d be like “how bad can they be, the first two were so good?” And then you’ll find out.

by Closure GT on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Qi

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Minimum 4 letters.

I did rock qats though

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I always get q's without u's in HWF.

Pisses me off.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone just played BAWD.

Wtf is that?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

A HO

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm totally adding that to my lexicon.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Friend played "qadi" crossing "greed" for a triple q, triple word.

>mfw

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

we've already been over this

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yikes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

SEC!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of my conference, there's a viral YouTube video

of Mizzou people dancing and singing wearing SEC stuff.

It’s interesting.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

yikes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 11:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

RESTER, bigtill?

comeonson.gif

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

What channel?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Fully aware I won't get said channel

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

local FOX?

just got home from that very strange game … my voice is good and hoarse …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

childish gambino is coming!

I think I am gonna go

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

When and where?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

April 7th

palladium ballroom
Dallas Texas

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Thank you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

you are welcome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Aka same date as tailgate.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

can't plan seeing a Denton/Dallas show after Rangers night game

too risky/stressful, what if it baseball goes extra innings, Schoolly’s story of missing St. Vincent @ Hailey’s …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 30, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

damn it

that is isn’t it? I will be at a wedding

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So Telltale is doing a Law and Order game

YEAH.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 11:12 PM CST reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 PM CST reply actions  

You'll be given to Mike E

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 30, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

You'll be killed.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be a shitty poster.

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by Aqua on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit Dallas People Say...

I only got through maybe the first minute and a half.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9lNghnX-ys8

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by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 PM CST reply actions  

Nope, you're going to have to watch it yourself. Going back to watching Big Bang Theory.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 30, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would you do that?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

realtalk

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 11:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

turned it off after 15 seconds

they some unfunny fucks, comedy ain’t easy peoples …

by Schoolly_D on Jan 30, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

This could just as easily be applied

to the Big Bang Theory.

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by vfn on Jan 31, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

the one time I found Big Bang Theory to be GENIUS ...

was this one time in Montreal … it was dubbed into French and muted

by Schoolly_D on Jan 31, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

That was horrible

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Ahh first level up

Where do I spend all these points……

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 AM CST reply actions  

Sorry, playing Amalur

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

tool is overrated

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by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:37 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

So yeah I want to get Kingdoms of Amalur.

Pretty fun you guys.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 12:48 AM CST reply actions  

Only 200 comments after I went to bed?

For shame…

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 7:12 AM CST reply actions  

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