Jan 30 OT #2
What the important factors for you in determining a city to live in?
Where do you wish you lived?
Do you like where you live now?
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why are companies so stupid?
this is the fucking shit that angers me so much. i want to fix a problem that YOU have. that YOUR company fucked up and i cant do it online. i cant do it on the phone. i cant do it via fucking email. i have to wait for you to mail me something. then i have to wait for that package to get to me from wherever it is mailed. then i have to wait for it to get actually delivered to the right address (no small thing) then i can call you back and tell you the number (well your electronic system) and then i may be able to get my report mailed to me via USPS. then i can wait for the entire process to start over (get mailed, get received, get to right address, call again, enter number and go from there)
all because you and your fucking company is so stupid that you only use first/last name and a current address as identifying information and totally ignore DOB, SSN, employment history, other addresses and full name as potential identifiers.
why is this so difficult?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Normally, I'd say have a drink...
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
because it can be, unfortunately
Once the businesses realized the consumer was too lazy to do anything, they started doing everything on their time. When’s the last time you got a free meal for a major screw-up by the restaurant? I waited over an hour at chili’s for my salmon while my family all finished their meals, and nothing…even complained, wrote emails to regional managers…nothing.
Other than Amazon, businesses suck. Amazon always replaces broken items before they need it back. Never had a problem with them.
by Apes and Androids on Jan 30, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
if anyone remembers Pizza Hut screwing me over twice within three weeks or so… and my complaints didn’t get me anything!
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It was weeks later so I just sent an email thing from the site heh
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I've never had much luck with emailing complaints.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
I can't complain to a food place in-person
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weird.. I've never seen a Pizza Hut that wasn't a sit down one.
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the issue in question were both delivery issues though
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The PH in Benbrook has a seating area
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
sorry.. I know that but I took it kind've as the same thing
They would had correct the issue then and I would’ve got the breadsticks that the guy in the back had down his pants delivered to me.
So I wanted to do it where it wasn’t something that was taken care of at the moment. Really, I wasn’t looking for anything but acknowledgement when I e-mailed them anyways.. just didn’t get it.
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ok
took a deep breath, signed up for the USAA thing IANF linked and suddenly i can get in. thank you for the link.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
its stupid
i bounced btwn 3diff sites (all directed from experian) before giving up.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
well congrats on getting it through someone else
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Good
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
heh
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USAA is the best costumer service experience I have
Consistently great service from those guys. Amazon is a close second though.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Amazon is second for me as well, behind American Express.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I hope I can join the USAA credit report.
I always thought it was only for military people.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
wow...you need to go all fucking scorched earth on them
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
what did i tell you about saying yeppers
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions
Guys should never......... ever say this.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
yeppers
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
yeppers
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
You crazy moe,
any other ideas for LSB shirts?
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
sorry was busy this weekend so i haven't worked on it. maybe we should start a subthread or something in here.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
oh great
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It's not going to bode well if you continue poking fun of moe.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
I thought we were joking with each other.
But kk.
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nope.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
haha....i was being a smart ass
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Where do I wish I lived?
San Diego, Kauai, Anywhere in-between.
Living in Richardson, though, ain’t bad given the choices around Texas. Definitely my favorite of all the places in Texas I’ve lived. It’s like being a grand-parent; I get all the pro’s of a small city and a large city since it’s sandwiched in between Dallas and Plano. I don’t have to leave Richardson for most errands, but if I do, everything is within 15 minutes….IKEA, Central Market, Sole Therapy.
Still praying for San Diego.
by Apes and Androids on Jan 30, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions
You getting in my head, AaA?
I lived in Richardson from freshman year until about 5-6 years ago. And two of my favorite places that I have been to have been Kauai and San Diego. Consider me spooked.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know that I could actually live in Hawaii.
Hawaii is the slampieces of locations.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Heh,
that’s on my list, breaux. Beer + weather + major medical center
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
That is number 2 on my list.
It’s one of the few places I would have a legit interest in.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Went up there for a conference in July.
It was 100+ degrees in Texas…and like 68 in CO.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
The only issue is always remembering to carry a jacket or sweatshirt.
You could go out at 11 am and it’s a nice 84 degrees then at 2 pm it’s suddenly 55. The mountains and the fronts that pass through are crazy fast.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I like like jacket weather.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
*like light jacket
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
It's so great. We had a family summer trip there and got a cabin in the mountains
we saw everything. Casinos, nature trails, amphitheaters, all of it. We had a really good time.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
That's part of the allure for me.
I’ve done two camping trips through Colorado in July. It was unbelievable nice. Just fantastic.
And Denver offers enough similar things to Dallas that I wouldn’t feel like I was missing anything.
And of course… MOUNTAINS. That’s the thing I like least about Dallas. The lack of geography.
It’s the winters that would scare me.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah, but you can dodge some of it assuming you don't live in the mountains.
Would you consider adopting Denver teams are your own, given that the Rockies and Broncos don’t play in the Dallas teams’ conferences?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Can't see you rooting for the Nuggets over the Mavs
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
I can absolutely see him rooting for the Nuggets.
But not necessarily over the Mavs.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Of course not
but I don’t have a hate towards them (except for Kenyon Martin who’s not there anymore) All the other Colorado teams seem cool..Avalanche would be tough.
Yeah,
I have more ill will towards the Avs than the Nuggets…partly because I love the Nuggets unis
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
I hate the Nuggets
Actually, I hate just about every NBA team that is not the Mavs
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm.
I hate the Lakers and Heat. I kinda hate the Spurs… but I also respect them.
Everyone else I’m able to root for in some capacity. Though the Nuggets and Warriors have been on the shit list in recent years… but not in a permanent way. I used to love Run TMC. And the Nuggets are very different now.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
The Spares were trolling the holy shit out of me last night.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I have an irrational hate for the other teams
Love the Mavs and love watching their games — loathe other teams’ games.
I guess that makes me a Mavs fan but a casual NBA fan.
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 30, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
I rooted for the Knicks in the Riley days
Because of Harp.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah,
I’d like to move to a city where I could pick up teams from the other conferences.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
San Diego works for this, too, btw.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Padres are my NL team
B/c my family has a place out there and I love Petco. But, when I say I claim them, I mean I enjoy going to their games and generally hope they do well. Don’t follow them at all really day to day.
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Usually pick a different team each year.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
thats how the giants were for me before 2010.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Same.
Le sigh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Me too.
Loved Will Clark, Matt Williams and Kevin Mitchell when I was a kid. Always loved the uniform. Enjoyed watching Bonds… enjoyed watching Timmy K.
Dead to me now.
I also used to like the Cardinals. :(
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yes.
I’ve had some affinity for the Braves, Brewers, Astros, Rockies, and even Mets over the past 5-10 years. Always fleeting things.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
went to a few games back when they were in candlestick when my gparents lived in SF.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Probably a bit.
As long as it never conflicted with Dallas based teams and their success.
But I’d never buy their merch or wear their gear. But I would probably be a season ticket holder of any baseball team in whatever city I lived in.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Interesting.
I feel like the KC and Denver have underrated fans.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Winters aren't that bad
You probably get used to them if you enjoy the other amenities enough. If I lived in DFW I probably would never get used to the heat and sprawl since, in my mind, it doesn’t offer a corresponding day-to-day benefit.
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
I only go there in the summer
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I worked all over Colorado last Fall
literally all over…Breckinridge, Colorado Springs, Loveland-Fort Collins, Denver; I didn’t think it was possible, but it made me miss Texas. People are lifeless in Colorado…like drones or something. I missed the friendliness and the swagger of Texas.
by Apes and Androids on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Well said
I could live in Washington, Oregon, California, or Colorado. Long term, the plan is to live in Germany or the UK for about 10 years after grad school.
Gonna have to find a way to watch baseball if that happens though.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Werd?
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Lol jawohl, werd
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Hahah.
You go to any of the German festivals around Texas?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
On occasion
Been to a couple in New Braunsfels and Fredericksburg. Loooooove it. (wurst, German bier, pretzels….oh yeah).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Yessss.
My wife’s family tries to go to Wurstfest in NB every year. It’s an important way for all of us to celebrate our German heritage =)
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
my inlaws are in NB so I've been a few times as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
My mom's half of the family came over as recently as WWI
She still cooks sauerbraten, kartoffel klosse, and legit German chocolate cake for special occasions.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
snap
Friend of mine’s German family makes their own ’kraut and german potato salad. drooooolz.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
So delicious
It’s too bad my family turned in to a bunch of teetotalers. It sure would be great to wash down some sauerbraten mit ein Glas Dunkelbier.
One of these days I’m gonna talk my dad into going drinking with me and my brother.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Mmmm hmmm.
You ever had Swiss beer?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
(thinks for a second) Not sure
What are some common breweries/labels?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
I wasn't expecting much from them this past summer,
but they were pretty solid. The East Swiss have a culture that is very similar to the Germans and they brew a lot of German-style lagers. Most common one to find over there was this:

I was in Davos, and the bee that’s basically local to that is Monstein (click if you want to hear some German music), which was also surprisingly decent. It’d be fun if most cities in the US had their own good local beer the way it seems like it was over there.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Definitely worth looking in to
Frau Wildcat said she wanted to hit up The Bavarian Grill in Plano the next time we go up to visit the father-in-law/gay-roommate-in-law, I’ll see if they have any there.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Heh, k.
We just got a groupon coupon to a place down here we’d never heard of. Waiting for the in-laws to venture down to go investigate. Will report.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
you can get MLB TV over here(UK) and none of the games are blacked out
also comes with MLB radio so i get to here Nadel
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MY GF is looking at doing embassy work
When she finishes her PA schooling. Pretty sweet gig, free housing wherever the embassy is at and I can work from anywhere in the world too where I am now. I would love it if she could get a European one and I could use MLB.tv for everything :D
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Batman is a legitimate surname, you guys.
I just did a briefing on a lady named Cindy Batman.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Don't most last names originate from professions of our ancestors?
I bet her family is awesome.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
i used to work at an insurance broker
they had a file on a guy named Bruce Wayne Batman….not shitting, you guys.
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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
lol
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I may have told this story before but...
my uncle’s name is Bruce Wayne. When he was adopted my grandparents couldn’t settle on a name, so they asked me Dad who was maybe 7 at the time for name ideas. They wouldn’t let him watch Batman (too violent, they said Holy!) so he thought he’d be a smartass and suggest Bruce Wayne. They thought it was the best name ever, and that’s what they went with. So, basically, he trolled his parents in 1968.
/cs, b
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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
wow lol
that is a cs, b
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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
You really do have the coolest stories, bro
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Batman
I’ve seen that last name on a couple of accounts in our system. Other actual last names: Duck and Wildcat.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
(Tim Allen noise)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
I like living in Waxahachie and dont really want to live anywhere else
I used to live in Ft. Worth, and have a lot of family there so that would be my #2.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 1:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What the important factors
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Questions
What the important factors for you in determining a city to live in? Must be near my job, near a fairly large city (towns don’t cut it), within driving distance of my family
Where do you wish you lived? I’m with AaA on this. Kauai would be a dream. San Diego was awesome. Austin is actually more of a possibility, though. The wife and I both love it down there.
Do you like where you live now? Wylie
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by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
Do you like Wylie?
We go there for the 24 hr fitness…seems weirdly still country.
by Apes and Androids on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
Actually, yes.
Still somewhat removed from the Plano/Richardson/Garland while still just a 15-20 minute drive from anything we need to do. Plus, it is growing quite a bit so we are getting some of the nicer places closer to us.
I go to the gym, as well. That is one of only 3-5 of those in the US, from what I have heard.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
I grew up in Wylie
It only had like 9,000 people when I lived there but now I don’t even recognize it.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Last time I was there was probably 2004-ish?
It was BFE
I live to play the devil's advocate.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jan 30, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions
close to the three most important to me
Idk.. Round Rock?
Idk.. Round Rock?Yes.
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What just happened here?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Somebody reboot the Mike E bot
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
1. Convenience (proximity to things-to-do, restaurants), diverse economy.
2. San Francisco or Seattle
3. I live in Ft. Worth, and I like it a lot.
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The Carolinas are the only southern states I haven't been to yet
Although I hear it’s gorgeous out there.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed.
I think that’s a place I should be targeting for residencies, but I’m hesitant because how different is it really from Texas?
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
I take it you're looking for some place that is drastically different than Texas?
my wife’s family is from Charlotte and from my limited exposure to it… meh.
However, my wife did her undergrad and masters at UNC and loved it there… I’m assuming your residency would be Chapel Hill-Durham?
by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Yep and yep.
Maybe not drastically, especially given the costs associated with it, but we would like to experience something different for a bit then move back.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
I think that's a good idea.
Where are you considering?
by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Starting to scratch the Cali places off the list
because I’m concerned about their state governance [UCSF, UCSD, UCLA], so UW is the only place left on the west coast. Denver, Chicago, DC, and some spots up northeast, mainly.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
Can't go wrong with any of those, I don't think...
by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, we'll see.
Have to find the right mix of clinical skills + research.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
Old friend of mine is almost done with his MD/PhD in Cincinnati...
… and he is leaning against top NE residency programs because he doesn’t want to work those kind of hours…
by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
This is a significant concern.
I don’t even know that I can get into one, but even if I could, I don’t plan on going to a place like Hopkins or some such because we will have kids and I’d like to see them occasionally.
There are places up there that aren’t quite so bad…I’m hoping to find a place that’s in a smaller city, tied to a great undergraduate university and not too far from a big city like NYC or Boston. [ie Yale]
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah. My buddy has done exceptionally well academically,
and he love’s science, but he also has other parts of his life that he’s passionate about (plus on the verge of having kids). Seems like you’re in the same boat.
I’ve got a 9-month old, and I’d hate to have a job that required 60-70 hours a week away from home (though my old man kept those kind of hours). Partly for selfish reasons – I want to have non-work time for myself, as well…
by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
I’ve done well enough so far, I think, but I’ll know more in a year or two.
60-70 hours sounds like a vacation compared to what I’m expecting, though…which sucks when you have the world’s cuddliest 4 month-old a thome.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah. My hours guess was a shot in the dark.
I’m sure it is much worse.
4 months, eh. How’s sleep? It was right around 4-5 months that we said “screw it” with regard to trying the crib (we had been using a bassinet) and switched to full-on co-sleeping. Life improved substantially.
by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, 80 is if you're at a nice place for the first few years.
He just started sleeping through the night a week or two ago, but he’s still prone to the occasional ‘oh, it’s 4:30 that means it’s time to wake up, right?’ moments.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Jim Thome?
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
I knew somebody would do this.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
I really like the Carolinas
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I'm actually going to answer today
1. Diversity, safety, major medical center, quality and diversity of restaurants and bars, art exhibits, sports conscious, nice weather, public transportation options
2. Dallas, San Francisco, DC, Boston, San Diego, Austin, maybe Chicago/NYC, maybe Denver…I’d like to live for a short term period in a foreign country like Spain, Germany, Italy, Switzerland, etc.
3. Dallas>Austin>>Houston>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>College Station. So, yes?
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yeahhhhh f CS and those As!
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So which would you prefer first?
short term period in a foreign country like Spain, Germany, Italy, Switzerland, etc.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Barcelona
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Though my father in law insists Madrid.
We argue about this.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
I lived in Barcelona for 3 months.
In my opinion, much better than Madrid.
by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
Nice thing about living in Spain...
traveling to N Africa is easy. Morocco is amazing…
by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
I love the modern architecture.
I know that Madrid has a more grand/regal/‘nice’ feel to it, but I prefer the more edgy architecture of Barcelona.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
(Arguably) the best chefs in the world right now either in or near Barcelona.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
fucking catalans
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Gaudi is great...
And the mountains are damn close, the beach is right there, the nightlife is excellent… And while the art scene might not be as rich in classics, I think it is excellent… I was a big fan of the modern art museum there…
It’s a blast to be in either city for Madrid v. Barcelona matches, too..
by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Gaudi…I love his work. My wife and I got engaged in Parc Guell.
The food is amazing and often not absurdly expensive. Also, Cava yum!
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Parc Guell!!
My regular run started at my apartment and finished at the top of Parc Guell…
So friggin great…
Then hop a train for 15 euro to the Pyrnees, hiking through the mountains, sleeping in caves… Good memories…
S. Spain is nice, too… La Alhambra…
by VM on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't spent as much time there, though my wife has been with her family.
I’d love to go back. After watching an Anthony Bourdain episode, I now also want to go to the North Shore area.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
For living, Germany by a mile
For vacation, any of those places are great.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Language is part of the issue.
Racial concerns also.
Don’t get me wrong, I was surprised by how much I liked Germany and how much time I spent there, but…I prefer Spain.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
But most Germans (especially Westerners) speak flawless English
Hell, most Europeans in general, although less so in rural Italy or Eastern Europe.
Don’t get me wrong- Spain is incredible. Such a cool fusion of cultures.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Racially I could see that
Definitely want to scratch Russia off your list (not that it was likely to be on there, lol).
Some seriously racist mo-fos in The Motherland.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty sad, really
Plus there’s a nasty Russian nationalist streak going through some of the younger people right now.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
That sounds scary.
I don’t normally say that either.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Sure,
but I already speak some Spanish and would like for GhettoTots to learn some as well. Plus, again, the race issue.
Former boss is Indian and he did a 9 month research stint over there…loved the country and the weather and their attitude towards science…but said he’d never be there that long again because of his experiences after hours, as it were.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Spain
That’s one country I definitely want to visit someday. Though I’m not picky- the concept of Europe in general is very enticing given that I was a European history major. Also, soccer.
As for places to live, Spain, France, and Greece all sound interesting, and I’d be willing to give Russia, Serbia, Bulgaria, and Croatia all a try.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Eastern Europe is pretty underrated
Still lagging a bit behind its Western neighbors, but the gap is narrowing (especially in places like the Czech Republic). Bulgaria and the former Yugoslav states have some absolutely gorgeous scenery.
The main reason I want to live in Europe is for the rail system though. Instead of “Hey honey, you wanna visit Shreveport this weekend?” it would be “Hey babe, let’s go to France. And why don’t we hit up Switzerland on the way back?”
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Rail system
No shit. If I ever won the lottery, that’s exactly what I’d be doing. Breakfast in Paris, lunch in Brussels, dinner in Amsterdam. Just because I could.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Damn straight
Americans get a lot of flak (and rightly so) for being so isolated from other cultures, but when you have to pay almost $1,500 just to GET to Europe, it’s hard to blame us.
I figured the only way I’ll be able to see all these places I want to visit is by living there for a decade and hitting them up piece-by-piece. Definitely beats saving for years just to spend a week on a cruise or bus tour.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
No joke
I was supremely jealous of my brother who spent a semester abroad in Maastricht. They only had class Mon-Thu, & the best Eurail pass was included in tuition, so they went somewhere pretty much every weekend.
“Wanna go to Oktoberfest?” “Sure!”
Would not live there.
Have relatives who did. Very unpleasant experiences.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
During the winter,
the sun sets around 4. It’s bitterly cold. And as a society, they deal with a lot of alcohol issues.
Obviously, there are ways to avoid these issues, but…
oh, yeah, I think they still have a high cost of living.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
I have no idea why I'm infatuated with Denmark.
This helps though.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
Pffft
It’s Northern Europe. Still…the Scandinavian countries are a fantastic place to live, although hard to get a work visa for foreigners (they protect their jobs like rabid wolves over there…what a concept!)
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think that's a good thing,
though Sweden and Germany do a good job of it.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
I'd recommend the Netherlands.
Similar size, the winters aren’t quite so bad, and the people were very friendly in my experience [stay away from the skinheads if you aren’t white].
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Heh.
Mayhaps.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like Wisconsin
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
italy
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Why would the presence of an old wooden ship be that important to you?
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by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'M NOT THERE YET STOP PRESSURING ME JEEZ
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
HOW DO YOU KNOW DALLAS IS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER CITY THEN?
DALLAS BLOWS. THE REDEEMING FACTOR IS THAT IT’S CHEAP TO LIVE HERE.
by LiamP on Jan 30, 2012 3:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
BECAUSE I LIVED IN DALLAS BEFORE
AND IT’S BETTER THAN HOUSTON BECAUSE LOLHOUSTONZONING
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
LOUD NOISES!
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I heard that there was a class in some urban planning program titled:
“Houston: a Worst Case Scenario”
by VM on Jan 30, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
The only two cities I've lived in
the first was where my parents chose to raise a family and the second is where I went to college. Obvs, I still live there. I like it because it suits my tastes… small enough to ride my bike places, cheap drinks, and cheap rent.
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I've lived in a string of shitty little towns
Tyler, Bremond, Belton, Florence, Liberty Hill, Waco, and now back to Tyler.
I’m about due for a significant upgrade.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Well I've heard of two of those...
so yeah, you’re probably right.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
What are some good shows that are available instantly at Netflix
White Collar ain’t cutting it.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Arrested Development
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I think I'll start watching that
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Downton Abbey
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
tell me about this
I’ve been seeing some stuff on it lately. Can’t find it on my DirecTV guide though
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 30, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
no sex, no violence, no car chases, no shoot-outs
AND YOU CANNOT STOP WATCHING ONCE YOU START
I think it’s filmed in hypno-vision or something
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It's a period piece
About early 20th century English aristocracy and their servants. Really entertaining… really well acted. Gorgeous visuals.
It’s fantastic.
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Cool thanks
I bet the wife would like that
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 30, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
It's basically about the decline of the British Aristocracy
It starts with the Titanic and it is currently (in the US, anyway) towards the end of WWI.
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Sherlock Holmes
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
The new series on there?
If so, I recommend that one too.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 30, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Netflix still only has Series One
only three episodes…
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oh, absolutely
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Sons of Anarchy
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What is that about?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Motorcycle club that kicks serious ass.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Comedy or drama?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heh, that description doesn't fit many comedy roles.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
You could make a comedy about bikers
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I might watch it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
A motorcycle gang
It’s your typical basic cable “hey we can cuss and have sex so people think it’s better than it is” show. It’s not horrible but it’s certainly over-rated.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
It's a motorcycle soap opera with action.
Much like the Shield was a cop soap opera with action.
It’s cheap… but entertaining.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Cheap but entertaining
That’s a good description
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
FX creates really good drama.
I loved the Shield too.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Justified is bad fucking ass
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Arrested Development
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Just finished it :)
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
White collar is good
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Meh
Poor acting really annoys me
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
His first love interest was terrrrrrible when she actually had speaking lines.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
My wife and I got hooked on that show recently...
…tore through 30 episodes on Netflix in a week or so. It’s fun, though not revolutionary.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
It’s pretty generic but entertaining. Plus, it has the added benefit of having Tiffani Thiessen.
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Sarah.
I have never been attracted to a girl who so often creeps me out with her skinniness.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
She is crazy skinny
Has she even been on this season?
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I'm not sure exactly.
My wife decided to use her iTunes gift card to buy episodes from earlier this season on iTunes, so we’re almost but not quite caught up to the present episodes. She’s in those.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Just like almost every other USA Network original series.
Nothing that rocks the boat when it comes to show outline, but entertaining nonetheless.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
Have they gotten better about selection?
When we had it they just didn’t have anything good.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
They have some goods ones
Psych, SNL, How I Met Your Mother and Breaking Bad are my favorites.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And 30 Rock
Thanks jam
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You are most welcome.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Louie is a good
I think it’s only one season though
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Battlestar Galactica
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I was actually about to say this.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
/Dwight
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Be careful, though
I saw a Portlandia recently that ended badly when a couple ran through the entire series.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
30 Rock
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Already watched it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Season one of Archer is available.
Black Books was okay.
I’m watching Avatar: The Last Airbender right now.
I've been meaning to watch Archer
Do you recommend?
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
YES
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Lana...Lana...Lana...LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT?!
Hehehhe…Danger Zone!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 30, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Benoit!
Balls.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
yEs
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Yes to the Yes
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
yes
avatar is a very solid show.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
newsradio was awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 4:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Still is!!
The ones with Phil Hartman anyway……..
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
I refuse to buy any post hartman seasons
I prefer the hartman-alexander seasons
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 6:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just didn't enjoy the later seasons as much
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Security Door, Copy Machine, and Who's the Boss (BILL!) were all post-Khandi, though, and were GOLD.
oh I have the fourth season
just never have wanted the fifth
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 6:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hartman made the show.
I liked the other characters……but I loved Bill.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
Luther
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
I've had this queued up for a while.
How was it?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
i need to watch it
but had a lot of ppl i trust rec it.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
Already seen it :)
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
However, the question "What are the important factors for you in determining a city to live in?"
will soon be taking on new meaning for me and my wife.
We’re moving forward steadily with our plan to become migrants who live in our RV and travel to wherever we want to live.
The considerations will be as follows:
1) Is this an area we want to see/visit/live in? Is it naturally beautiful with lots to do? What are the locals said to be like?
2) Is there work there?
3) What will the weather be like during the season in which we visit?
4) How remote/close to major population centers is it? Can medical attention be sought quickly?
5) How far is it from our current location?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
how do you make money?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
See below
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
you cray, Jam
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
My parents think so too.
I can’t wait.
It’s not like I’ve got some retirement I’m building or some crazy awesome lucrative career track. Fuck it… all those things will be waiting back here for us in two years or whenever we choose to settle back down. Then I’ll come back and work every day for the rest of my life, which I would have done anyway.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
pretty cool
i coldn’t afford to do that.
i’m leveraged up to my eyeballs and i have to make like a minimum of a lot of money to just pay off everyone
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Figuring out my student loans will be a challenge for sure.
But there are ways around it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
They'll never find you off the grid.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
student loans aren't so bad.
they are pretty reasonable when it comes to repaying them.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
One of mine has a 2.2% interest rate
Which, as much as I bitch about them, is pretty damn cool.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
if my credit card rates weren't so damn high,
it wouldn’t be so burdensome.
if they lowered the rates a bit on them, they would get paid faster, and i would buy more shit and, subsequently, pay more interest.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Ok if we're really considering making shirt for the tailgate, let's throw some ideas out there.
Remember the can’t have Texas Rangers, Rangers, players’ name or faces, or anything else trademarked on them.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Big Steve math
Josey logic
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
LoneStarBallas
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I like it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
lonestarball so hard university
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 2:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
She runs Denton ----->
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Oh hey. Got the bobblehead. Thanks.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
No prob
Glad it got there.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
F**K THE ANGELS
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Deal With It
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
This
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Thanks for all the suggestions
I think I’ll start with Arrested Development.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That's the right choice.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Right on.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
I hope so
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
if you don't like it, you can never come back
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
yu cray
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
my bad for killing the last thread
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I was joking.
That was a terrible story though.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
You didn't... it was at 1k comments
the new thread happened to coincide with your shocker of a story
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I think this is my line
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
louie louie louie louieeeee
louie louie louie lou-aaaaaaaaaah
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
is it bad that i know who this is?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
What stupid thing did he say now?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Stupid can be funny.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Wut
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
no one ever should
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Growing up with these guys, I'll agree.
I wonder how hard it is for someone to just move here and really get on board with 1310.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
When I 1st started listening, Bob and Dan were actually my favrotie and the Musers my least favorite.
But once I started listening more and more, and to the Musers more and more, they became my favorite.
Do you remember who was on before Bob and Dan in the early 00's?
I can’t remember his name now.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Rocco Pendola
He’s a famous author now.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
I miss the days of Corby as Chris Arnold's producer.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Oh man, talk about along time ago.
I had completely forgot about that.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
Back in the days of the 8:40 bit
Getting occasional visits from fake Norm and Andy Panda back when Norm was still on KLIF.
He was on KLIF when I was a kid… I just can’t remember if he still was right before the Ticket.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Growin up with the Musers on the way to school and Hard Line coming home
made you love them… but then you realize that was back when they had an edge.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I started listening to The Ticket in 1996.
There’s no way anyone could understand the inside stuff now if they became a new listener.
My bad.
I think I started around 97.
But for the first two years I only listened to the night time stuff because of my job. Listened to Max Morgan with Joe Leche as his producer until Max had a kid and literally talked about nothing else.
Then Max was replaced by this noob from up north called the Sturminator or some such. He’d Sturminate called with an explosion sound.
Didn’t start listening to the day time shows until January 1999 when I got my first corporate day time job.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
when dan was by himself while bob was out stealing kids from honduras
it was the worst month of radio ive ever heard.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Dan sucks
The worst part about him is that when actually tries to talk sports it’s clear that he rarely watches anything other than what he has to watch for the show and really doesn’t even seem to care much about those games. You could lift him right out and nobody would ever notice.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
I have tweeted several times to Dan how he should be embarrassed by his sports comments.
I always tell him to read a fucking sports page once in a while.
My bad.
Yeah,
but I didn’t really find Dan funny when they were doing non-sports.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 30, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
I thought we were having fun here, no?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Which is kind of indicative about how I feel about Dan.
Yes, those are funny moments. They are also uncomfortable, abrasive, and have nothing to do with sports.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The Dale thing did
They were talking about the Cowboys.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
I still don't get why Corso got so upset.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
becuase he realized he was talking to dan and wanted to leave immediately.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Because he has no sense of humor
Unlike his former roommate, who just played himself a couple weeks ago on Archer.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
That. Was. Awesome.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't seen any of the new season
does it live up to Archer standards?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
im not
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
skateboard man
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Heh. Not trying to get political.
But this is entertaining:
Obama has a special shout out to Al Green in the audience
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
In other news.....
Bad Teacher is not good. I didn’t expect much but good lord at least give me something remotely funny.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Haven't seen it
looked just awful… like we’re supposed to be seduced by Cam Diaz? Yeck.
Related: Bad Teacher Meme is also unfunny.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, I made a bad choice
I just rented it to kill some time while they are installing carpet at my house.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
shoulda gone with porn
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
I always hate when trying to waste time
ends up sucking worse than just reading a book.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing sucks more than reading a book
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
-____-
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
....
……
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
i agree....it was awful
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
health insurance companies are frustrating.. been on the phone with Aetna for 45 minutes
dont have to have referrals for my HMO though.. so thats good.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:46 PM CST reply actions
I haven't done anything at work today.
If it weren’t for LSB, I would be under my desk sleeping right now.
Finally got an iPad
now I need some app recs.
What’s your favorite iPad/Tablet app, and why?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
You are welcome by the way
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
i can barely use mine
still not sure how to use the whole app thing
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
You crack me up
You’re like a grandpa that can’t grasp all these newfangled electronic gadgets that all the kids keep playing with.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
damn you kids and your youtube and your hippity hop and your hula hoops!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
i dont even know why i got it
i usually buy all kinds of shit i cant use but that look cool or people tell me are must-haves.
“You NEED an iPad.”
“Why?”
“Because of all the shit you can do with it!”
(Nods head, goes to apple store, buys iPad)
months later, i have it on one of those iHome alarm clocks and i use it as an alarm clock now
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'll take it off your hands
As a favor to you.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
the wife in training uses it
she be mad if i give it away
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
Wife in training huh?
Just tell her it’s part of her training because being married to you will be a string of disappointments so she should get used to it now.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
OH. SNAP.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
oh she knows i am a disappointment
she is just marrying me for my money, and my future money earning abilities.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Temple Run
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 3:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Got that
it’s pretty awesome and really addicting.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Really?
You could have waited a month and saved at least $100.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
meh
I also could have waited 8 months and picked up the iPad4.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
This one is going to be a much bigger jump, if rumors are true.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
A couple years ago
I bought my LCD TV and I swear it was about a month later Best Buy had it on sale for $300 less than I paid for it. As far as electronics are concerned it’s just a fact of life that they’re going to become outdated quickly and cheaper than original price.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I can appreciate that.
I’m still a little mad I got a 3G a week before they announced the iPhone 4, crippling the 3G at the same time.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
the rumors are fairly worthless
There were crazy iPhone 5 rumors, and the actual upgrade wasn’t enough for apple t o call it the iPhone 5. Although the generational leaps in cpu/ram are still very nice in both it and the iPad 2.
Also, the iPad 2 has the upside of its current firmware being jailbreakable. It took 4 months for the iPad 2 to get unlocked, over 3 for the 4s.
Flipboard for sure
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
Flipping through my ipad...
Apps
Splashtop – control your PC very smoothly with sound. Useful as a streamer at home, or to access your main pc for various reasons when not home.
Pulse – news reader with a nice interface for checking through a lot of sites/stories quickly.
Goodreader – .pdf/image/etc. viewer with a ton of features.
Sketch Club – my favorite quick sketching app.
Snapseed – Cool photo editing app that nails the interface, though limited for use on the iPad with its bad camera and since it can’t export full resolution photos back out.
Garage Band – I assume you’ve seen this advertised. Its fun to mess around with.
Daedalus – A niche note taking app, not full featured or for writing anything extensively, but I like its interface for organizing some ideas and notes.
Netflix – well, this ones obvious if you’ve got netflix instant. They recently updated the interface, its a very nice app now.
Crackle/TBS/TNT/NBC/ABC/HBO GO/WATCH ESPN/etc. – get around the lack of flash video via their apps.
Comic Zeal – Made for comics but good for any kind of large image archives. Cool features.
Tune in Radio – handy internet radio app, lets you set recordings and such.
CNN – Adds news to the notification center, kind of cool. At least at first, will probably get tired of it.
Games
NBA Jam – plays much better than you’d expect on the iPad.
Infinity Field – fun dual stick shooter that also nails the controls (relatively).
NFL Flick QB – my god the corners in this game are terrible. its fun though.
World of Goo – puzzle-ish game that has been on virtually all platforms, check it out if you havn’t played it elsewhere.
Super Stickman Golf – fun puzzle/trajectory game, nothing to do with simulating golf.
Jailbreak tweaks if you ever go down that road
FolderEnhancer – love having 5×5 folders with pages once you’ve amassed a large app collection
RetinaPad – for apps that don’t have iPad support, the default content (text, iOS graphics) will be in full resolution. If they are retina apps everything will be in full resolution.
iMame4all – extremely well done emulator (interface is animated, looks really good, lots of options) f or arcade games.
Eh Ive got a ton on here there are some highlights. I bet theres a new OT thread by now heh.
I use my iPad 2 constantly, love it. Tip: buy a case that protects the corners very well. 3 of the 4 corners on mine are bent to some degree, 2 of which while in a case including the worst one which I had to take a precision screwdriver too to bend it out enough for the glass to fit back in properly.
tl;wgrbidssoir
too long; wasn’t going to read but it’s dshep so i read
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"And if at all possible, I need it by the COB today."
/Doesn’t forward you the file for 15 minutes.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
No wonder you want to become a nomad.
In these cross country adventures… what kind of jobs do you expect to do?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
cashiering at national and state parks
flipping burgers at the park cafeterias
seasonal farm work (weed trimming in NoCal, I’ve got connects to a hops farm in Washington, etc)
busking (playing guitar for beer and food money)
camp hosting at RV and state parks
there are lots of jobs like these on rving.com, usajobs.gov, the national park service website… it’s surprisingly easy to find work for a day or a month or more
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
smoking mass amounts of marijuana i assume
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
at the trim jobs, yeah
but I doubt I’ll be able to as much as I do now… both for the affordability and safety factor
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Just let me know where you are
and I’ll send you some care packages.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
capn crunch and beef jerky
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
a bar of soap
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks, buddy!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This fascinates me.
There was a point in my life I strongly considered selling everything I owned and living a nomadic cash existence.
It’s not something I could ever really do… I like “things” too much. But I did used to dream of it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I wanted to ride trains for a few years.
Then apparently it became a sort of hipster thing of the 90’s and early 2000’s and suddenly wasn’t as cool anymore.
That and all the murders.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Tell me more about being a train engineer.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen you talk about what it was like or how you got into it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I thought I saw that you were a train engineer at one point...
Before going back to school to become an accountant?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm still confused.
Also, if BHill posted a pic I can’t see it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I went to Tech, so he had pretty good odds about making that joke.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I'm so glad they invented toy trains
where else would they have gotten the idea to build the big ones?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Industrial Engineer out of Tech
now at Tx State for economics degree/business.
Accounting is a possibility. Probably economic forecasting.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
So am I imagining the trains thing?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
The closest I would ever claim to being a train engineer
was when I was a kid, I asked my dad how much engineers made as we were waiting for a train to pass. He assumed I was asking about the building sorts of engineers and said “A lot”. I got it in my head that I wanted to be an engineer, assuming that the guy who was running the train was a guy who was making a lot of bread.
Turns out a train engineer makes dick but has a cool job, a real engineer makes back and has a shitty job, and I didn’t turn in to either one of them.
/No offense to either types of engineers : )
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
It's a hip idea
but most people I’ve met who ride trains are way too hard to be hipsters.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I just remember a 60 minutes piece on these guys who were Wall Street type business men
who took a year or two off to jump trains across the U.S. It made it seem all glamorous and hipster-y.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Hobos- the original hipsters?
Discuss.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
'things' will be my biggest obstacle
that and the fear of the unknown, but that will be nullified somewhat by all the prep and saving we’ll be doing in the next year.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The key is to find a place you like
and stay for a while to build the coffers back up. Gas will cost more than anything, so the idea is to actually drive as much or less than a normal person averages commuting.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
There is part of me...
That wants to tell you you’re doing a horrible stupid thing… but that’s just the conditioned response. What you’re doing is risky… but you only get to live the one life… and almost all of the rest of us will never get to have the sort of adventure you will.
I hope you blog about it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm going to.
I keep meaning to start it up, to try and capture the thoughts and emotions that led up to this decision, and then to start documenting the steps we take to prepare for our new nomadic lives.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Alexander Supertramp
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Sugar free ones I would imagine
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Sugar free Oreos aren't that bad.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
All of them?
I don’t think being diabetic means you can’t have any sweets ever again. You just have to manage and monitor your blood sugar.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well I guess that makes sense.
A friend of a friend just died and I wanted to send her some cookies, but know she’s diabetic.
Thanks .
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
This.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Safe choice.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
but what if she's deathly allergic
u bastard !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
This is the answer.
I had a coupla chocolate chip cookies last night. Its just having two cookies versus knocking out a sleeve of nutter butters.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Does it ever bother anyone when maintenance people act like they're experts on everything?
I mean, I know this lady works hard and she has a lot of mechanical/technical knowledge, but when I offer to help you measure something, don’t lecture me on the proper way to hold a tape measurer.
It’s a tape measurer, for fuck’s sake, not an electron collider!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
It helps them feel important.
I usually let them carry on without mentioning anything.
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
these things are addicted
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM CST reply actions
addicting*
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
could eat those all day
havent had on in years
want some
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
Those were my grandfather’s favorite candy.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
You know what's sad about being in a new city?
I grew up here in Fort Worth. I left when I was 15 and came back when I was 35.
I have been back in the DFW area for 4yrs and I have NO friends. The people I work with are cool, but most of them are much younger. I have anxiety issues, so I don’t get out as much as I would like and it’s hard just meeting random people anyway. All of my college friends are back in Arkansas. I don’t know what else to do.
/i has a sad
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
i be your friend
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
lets go to the strip club and takl about it
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
I've had the same problem since moving to Austin.
I work with one other guy that’s 58 years old, and moving to Blanco since months ago hasn’t done me any favors. I need to get back to living closer to Austin in a hurry.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Bummer, comrade
Making friends as adults is a pain in the ass. Most of your previous friends have moved off or had families and aren’t available to hang out nearly as much.
I swear, half the people I knew who went to church did so just to have some form of non-bar related social life.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
this has been suggested to me before
but I’m not a very church-y guy and it when friends really need to share interests, doing it at church just seems a little against the grain.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Same
I’m a little younger, but the wife and I don’t have any kids and don’t plan on having any in the near future. College friends have all dispersed around the state/country. Don’t really want to socialize with co-workers. Don’t believe in god, so church is out too.
So yeah, I feel ya.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Unfortunately, my churchy friends aren't much fun to be around.
and I’m sure as hell not going to church.
I’ve tried to socialize with atheist groups but for some reason they are almost always fucking leftists who want to bitch about politics. I just want to drink beer and have fun. I gave up on that friend-making route a few years ago.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
LOL so true!
I got invited to hang out with an atheist group (at the Unitarian church, of all places).
Left after like 30 mins. I didn’t even disagree with most of what they were discussing, but shit, man, who wants to sit around and listen to people gripe for two hours?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
this
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
They have atheist groups?
That makes no sense to me.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
why?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Do they have Easter Bunny isn't real groups too?
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
not following
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Well
I seems weird to me to have a group to discuss the fact that you don’t believe in something. If you don’t believe in it, then just don’t worry about it.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
It wasn't a discussion group (or at least, it wasn't advertised as such)
It was supposed to be a place for atheists and agnostics to get together and hang out at a designated time.
But, as Drapers mentioned, these things tend to degenerate into left-wing bitching sessions all too easily.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
it seems weird to me to have a group
to discuss stuff you believe in.
if you believe in it, then just don’t worry about it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
ok
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
If no one got together
to talk about common interests LSB wouldn’t exist.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
The biggest selling factor for me
Besides the whole “don’t believe in the god thing” was the lack of groups and forced functions. Having an atheist group seems like trying, the whole joy of atheism is that I don’t have to give a shit.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Atheism isn't much of a theme for a group
Most of your social circles have something in common (my fantasy football league, my fishing/hunting buddies, my slampieces…heh, my baseball friends).
But you can’t exactly go “hey guys, let’s get together and be atheists.” You still need a common activity.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
That would be a funny discussion
Kind of like this shirt my GF has that says “Apathy Coalition. Join us…or don’t…whatever”
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I think the "theme" or starting point of the groups
I tried to hang with was to talk about things written by Dawkins, Hitch, Sam Harris, etc., while drinking beer, playing darts.pool, etc and finding common ground from there. Unfortunately, that common ground always seemed to be left-wing politics, and nothing but politics.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Same thing at churches I am sure
Everyone I know that is devout is also very conservative. I have to assume that church picnics are filled to the brim with Obama hating and talking about the republican debates.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Sounds like some of my smaller parties in college
Not the huge keggers or beer pong fests, mind you, but most of the crowd I ran with was pretty literate on the New Atheism front.
Yeah, I miss those days a lot, actually.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
I had no idea there were this many books on atheism
I guess you can write a book about anything
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
They aren't so much about "atheism"
since atheism really isn’t anything. They are more about fighting the ever-encroaching tide of religious idiocy with rational thought and reason.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Ever encroaching tide?
All I ever hear about is the war on religion.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Oh boy, here we go...
the persecution complex rears its head once again.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Hey
I am on your side…I think.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Probably
I might’ve misinterpreted.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
That is due to your persecution complex ;)
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Lol
Touche.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
Thats like the war on Christmas
I still like getting presents even if I don’t like Jesus, I will fight tooth and nail to keep Christmas around.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Like the Earth is only 6000 years old
and evolution is just a “theory” much like gravity?
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Yeah, Dawkins is real heavy on the evolution thang
since he is an evolutionary biologist.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
Grrrrr
That one drives me nuts.
“Theory” in scientific parlance is not the same as a “hypothesis.” The semantic meaning behind it isn’t meant to convey uncertainty.
I don’t see anyone questioning the Theory of Gravity. Modifying, refining, improving the theory? Sure. Tossing it out the window? Nope.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Im rousing rabbles right now
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I've made a point of not using the word "theory"
around my religious friends unless I’m actually talking about a scientific theory, which, not surprisingly, is never around them.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'd recommend reading Sam Harris to anybody with an open mind
Even if you are a believer, it’s still valuable insight, and might provide a little perspective. Dawkins and Hitchens are great too (Harris just happens to be my favorite).
Michel Onfray is a little more angry, but great stuff nonetheless.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
Love Harris
When Hitch died, I reread “god is not Great”. I need to reread my Sam Harris books, it’s been a while.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
I devoured The End of Faith and Letters to a Christian Nation
I haven’t been as in to The Moral Landscape, but it’s still pretty good.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't really read either, aside from snippets.
Have either of you read any of Stefan Molyneux’s free books?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nope, but I do believe I will soon
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Here's a link to the pdfs/audio books. All free.
I’ve only gotten through “Against The Gods” so far, but it’s a good read.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Spasiba, moy druk
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
Did I just have a stroke?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
Harris is an excellent thinker.
I say this as a believer myself. Have you seen his discussion with Andrew Sullivan from several years ago? Good stuff.
http://www.samharris.org/site/full_text/debate-with-andrew-sullivan-part-two
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
People who love the Rangers come to LSB to talk Rangers.
People who don’t care about the Rangers don’t get together to talk about their disinterest in the Rangers.
My bad.
Yeah I'm not sure what definition of "group" you're using
By group, I think we’re referring to “3 or more people gathered in the same room.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Meetup.com
is where I found the atheist groups I tried hanging out with.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
christians can have groups
but fuck it if atheists want to discuss things as a group
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
so atheist's go to church?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Yep, they're called strip clubs.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
heh
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
You do have to tithe
and listen to a bunch of bullshit.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
nothing is more true ever
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
S'what sucks about getting older
Life starts getting in the way of the friendships you have, and making new friends seems surprisingly hard to do.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Jan 30, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
at least I have the Internet and alcohol
I’m going to go cry now.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
you are in FtWorth
hmm thought you were in austin/San Antonio
come out with LSBers in dallas/addison!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
They have a flying saucer there right?
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
yes
addison
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
THere's one in Ft Worth too.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I avoid Dallas as much as possible, unfortunately.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
come on
fellow razorback! IANF! RIver Fenix! TideNTexas! Herbie! etc!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
I hear ya....
My wife and I separated about 2 years ago and most of my non-work friends went with her. Only last year did I start meeting new people by attending the LSB tailgates. I hope to hang with everyone again this year at Rangers games and quit being such a loner.
My bad.
$511 parking ticket dismissed on site today

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i cant see it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
a 511 parking ticket? did you park on top of a fire hydrant and forget?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
on top of a fire hydrant in a handicap spot that also happens to be a fire lane
and has a 30 minute time limit.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 30, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
on top of an actual handicapped person
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Disabled spot, bro.
Criminal offense. $500-750 fine.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
well if the spot was disabled, you couldn't have parked there
CASE DISMISSED!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I parked in a disabled spot and got caught
only $75. Where the fuck did you park?
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 30, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
City of Austin
The transportation code allows municipalities to charge violators with a misdemeanor and assess a $500 fine, but they don’t require it. Austin started last year.
The catch, however, for the city is that the code requires that the parking space be up to the Texas Accessibility Standards which are based on the ADA standards which are damn near impossible for a city to get right.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I hear it is a $500 MINIMUM fine.
I have had to plead some guys to a deferred to get the fine lowered. deferred – on a parking ticket!
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 30, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
My wife is doing a party for the dog.
I might be a crazy dog person but she is so much crazier.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
If you can make it to Buenos Aires in 2 hours, sure.
She made some pretty kickass cupcakes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
you should hook up a modified dog sled w wheels to that malamute and see how fast
he can run down the streets of buenos aires
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
He's fat and lazy.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Buenos Aires in 2 hours?
challenge accepted
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
On to movie #2 of the day
The Change Up with Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman. It’s gotta be better than Bad Teacher…..right???
If nothing else, Olivia Wilde is in it.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
I liked it better than Bad Teacher.
Bad Teacher was fucking awful.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
mmmm... Ryan Reynolds
Wait, why am I posting this? Stop. STOP TYPING.. I MEAN IT>>lhjshldfhpaohslwerw8;sxjn ;nc;oaidyr
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
plus apatows wife gets kind of naked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 3:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Didn't know she was Apatows wife
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
she's milf-y
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I imagine her being gross naked
like the Modern Family mom.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You imagine incorrectly.
I was shocked.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
Julie Bowen
There was a time before she turned all Skeletor that she was hot.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
well it is cgi
so we don’t actually know what she looks like naked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 3:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Are we talking about Wilde, or Judd Apatow's wife?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
apatows wife
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 3:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I thought it was Wilde's accidental nipple that was later CGI'd.
Incidentally, Accidental Nipple is a terrific name for a band.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
it was both
mann’s scenes were too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 3:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Damn.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
x
http://news.doddleme.com/blogs/film-tv/cgi-breasts-say-it-aint-so/
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 3:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Which brings up a question
Why are we allowed to see every single inch of the boob except for the nipple in public?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
janetjackson.jpg
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
The nipple is legal in some places.
Austin, and NYC for example.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 30, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
I find her somewhat annoying.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 3:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it is better but not by much
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
it's better
but it ain’t awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 30, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Rodney posted this in the Burrell thread
Victor Martinez underwent microfracture surgery Friday on his left knee.
V-Mart also needs ACL reconstructive surgery, and won’t undergo that for another 6-8 weeks.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well, V-Mart, you had a good career.
I mean, it was waaaay too short, but in the limited time it was quite good.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Jan 30, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
answers, yay
What the important factors for you in determining a city to live in?
Parks
Nightlife
Lack of sprawl
Pollution is the #1 (and the biggest reason I could never live in Texas again.
Where do you wish you lived?
Europe, China, Chicago is nice
Do you like where you live now?
Love it.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Pretty sure China has patented, perfected, and bought all the world's interests in pollution
and now not only owns all American pollution, but decides how much or how little we have on a given day.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That was a big reason I didn't take a job in Shanghai
When I was there for a month I forgot to take my allegra like one day couldn’t breathe again for 3
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
fucking reply fail
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Peace out, folks
“I’ll be gone 500 miles when the day is done.”
All day, people. That song has been sung in loops in my head all day.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
Hello, everyone.
Quick question.
Is “Gender Ninja” an acceptable alternate term for transvestites?
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Acceptable? No.
Amusing? Oh yes.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Why isn't it acceptable?
I would think they’d prefer it to transvestite much in the same way midgets prefer to be called “little people.”
Transvestite has such a negative connotation. Gender Ninja sounds cool, exciting and, most importantly, mysterious.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
no
but it’s a great name for a band
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Try it on one
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
1. Physical environment, cultural opportunities, and demographic diversity
2. Depends on what job and how much money I have. Assuming neither of these is a limiting factor, NY.
3. Yes, quite a bit.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I want to live in Portland
for the music scene and I want to go on a lot of hiking trips.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Powell's Bookstore, Zombie Donuts, Widmer Brewery, Saturday Market...yep
Love me some Portland.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
LOOOOOVE Portland. Hope to move there someday.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
over a brief visit, saw great rock shows @ Doug Fir and Mississippi Studios
con: lost minor league baseball team
I have a friend who lives in Eugene
I may spend my last summer break up there to see what the area is like.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
That's about 30 mins from my In-laws
Beautiful country up there.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Look at this fucking hipster
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
pfft
I’m post-hipster
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Heh
I think in order to be a real hipster now, you have to love top-40 exclusively.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
Is that why every hipster I know proceeds to lecture me on why they love Lil Wayne?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
I profess my love for Rebecca Black in public
but I do that just to troll people
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
for her music, i mean
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Portland is basically my favorite place.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 5:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeh it's a great clean city....last time I was there I meant to check out..
their famous food carts but didn’t get a chance to…it’s supposed to be quite a nice selection …
they’re mostly downtown close to Brooks Brothers..
http://www.foodcartsportland.com/
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Hah! Obviously, not POrtland, TX
but it is pretty cool here too.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 30, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
Ghetto Bear
Tapping kegs in 2 hours at Petrol Station
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 30, 2012 3:48 PM CST reply actions
Where can I find your bier in Austin?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
ooh...Black Star
I might be hopping off the train for a pint on the way home.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I tried to order your beer at Libertine...
Was told they didn’t have any.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Out again.
Damn, we are having all the problem in the world keeping people stocked.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 30, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
And I would love to
live in Southern California.
For that climate, I could put up with the crowd.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 30, 2012 3:51 PM CST reply actions
Jay-Z is performing at Carnegie Hall this weekend.
Tickets are going for more than $1,000. Whoa
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Thats dumb
Mo money mo problems
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Some really good comments on here, you guys.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150573662802451&set=a.186661577450.125421.5768707450&type=1
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
I'm a fan of
Sam Bliesner saying “Joe Maddon > Ron Washington”
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
He's one of the few I'd take over Wash.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
I would have sex with this weather lady
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 4:01 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Places I would love to live:
Portland
Fort Worth
Memphis
Las Vegas (don’t gamble, but enjoy night life)
NYC
Chicago
Seattle
London
Stockholm
Amsterdam
Anywhere in Switzerland
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It is super hard to get a job as a foreigner in CH
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
What's funny is, the 3 cities people always tell me they think I'd do best in, I've never been to.
Chicago, Seattle, and Boston.
/shrug
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You need to go to Chicago.
Such an awesome city.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
+1 on this
Chicago is another city I would move too quickly
behind DC, but still.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Chicago is realistically the only place besides Minneapolis I would move to in the US
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Good thing google maps will keep you out of the ghetto now
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Yeah all south side too
That makes sense.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Kinda shocked KC has two in the Top 25
Dallas does as well.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Where is Frisco on that list?
That neighborhood just northeast of Stonebriar Mall is a war zone.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Only for blonde women on cellphones using their SUVs as battering rams.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
they got that Little Rock neighborhood right
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
didn't you and I talk about that area once?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
i think so
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
I love Chicago
Except for there baseball teams
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Their*
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
no DC on your list?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
This too.
Alexandria might be the most beautiful city in the country.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 30, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
is it sad for me to say
that i think it is stupid to be in DC but not live in DC (at my age)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
DC is a traffic nightmare
Seems like all of NoVa is.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
ehhhhhhhhhh
you live in DC — dont drive to work and such (metro = awesome)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
This
DC Metro is the shit.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
i want to move there
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
(again)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
London is fucking awesome.
Can’t wait to go back…..
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
Watched the first two episodes of AD
Really funny.
I didn’t realize that Jason Bateman and Will Arnett were in it.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'm thinking you didn't know anything about AD other than the name then...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I knew Michael Cera was in it
That was it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
glad you like it
it only gets better
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Sweet
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I just blue myself
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
OUT OF CONTEXT !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Tobias recording himself for a day is a Top 5 AD moment for me
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Am I late relaying this?
Haha. I saw the original commercial just yesterday.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
The original commercial is hilarious itself.
Props to the Mavs video crew (again) for being very topical.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 30, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
BIMBF, are you here?
I think I’ll be in Surprise at the same time as you…
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Did I miss anything good from the OTs today so far?
Finally on a flight with Wifi
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I found I new show to watch instantly on Netflix
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
A new show*
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
how are you just now getting into AD btw?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
No one that I know has ever said anything about it
I don’t think that I had heard of it before LSB
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
its all good cuz your watching it now
does anyone know if the new season followed by the movie are still on track for next year?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I would imagine this round of AD would be about 40x more expensive than the last one
Cera and Bateman are stars now. Will Arnett certainly has made bank off Gob as well.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
absolutely....i just hope i'm not getting my hopes up for nothing
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I didnt know that it was still on.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Recently announced that they were going to produce a (shortened) 4th season
followed by a feature film.
And there was much rejoicing.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
Cool
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Just announced today
that the cast has fully signed on for the new season.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
We learned that the body will violently reject large quantities of dry powdered cinnamon
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Ace hates New Mexico and Oklahoma
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah really
Don’t look
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Carpet installation is fascinating
How do they make the seams disappear?
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Magic.
(I’m watching Harry Potter)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I have a question for you
Why did you choose DFW to be the city who’s sports teams you like?
Did you hear that Texas was the greatest place on earth? If so, you heard correctly.
Anyway, glad you choose us.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
When I was a kid and first got ESPN, I decided that rooting for a team called the Stars seemed pretty cool.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Heh
So I guess you just decided that you wanted to keep going for DFW?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Also
I just lol’d that you hce Eric Byrnes as your favorite cyclist
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 4:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I still don't know who I'm taking as the top pick.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I just posted in the group
Discussing right now, it’s sometime later this week.
I don’t know how everyone has been prepping.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
So are DP and Jobu, apparently.
I’m ready too, but I don’t know whether the feeling also applies to others.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I don't need no stinkin' preparation
Go through that bitch blind.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
If anyone wants the #1 overall pick
make me a good offer.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This one is actually important.
You don’t want to be drafting Grady Sizemore, Jason Bay and Lance Berkman as your first three picks for a dynasty league like I did at the start of 2009.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Fanshot is up
Also, what did you mean by this comment: http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/1/29/2757267/sunday-evening-ot#90230624
I spent ages last night trying to figure out what the hell it means
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Wait
you know I’m using old as in “former, previous, past” rather than “age”, right?
Because I don’t want this to be held against me when we do negotiatings of trades.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
It's not saucy at all
But anyway, I actually mildly want DeRozan’s empty scoring.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Do you want Amare?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
crazy86er's chip stack on Friday night
about 2 minutes before he got screwed by a runner-runner straight. Good times.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Wait... there was LSB poker?
I miss playing poker. I am always up for poker fun times.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
In Round Rock.
It was just me and 86er from here. The other guys were non-LSB’ers.
Schoolly, Axe, GoET, and any others in the area, you guys are more than welcome to join. We do once a month. Usually 8-12 guys, NL Hold ’em, $10-20 buy-in.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
we should do this the night before tailgate 4
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck and yes.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Makes me wish I could be there.
I could take all of your monies.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Poker was not good to me last weekend
Those jackwagons who call/play anything drive me loco.
“Hmmm, pre-flop raise of $5? What do I have, J-5 offsuit? Sure, I’ll call…” (flop J-J-5).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
I played in a tournament in a casino for kicks with a coworker a couple of weekends ago and had to play crazy crap cause I wasn't getting any hands.
It didn’t work out for me, though. Blinds were getting really big relative to my stack, so I raised with half my stack with 10-4o pre-flop, got re-raised all in by QQ. Flop came out with two more Qs just to make it extra-clear who won.
I try not to let the cards dictate my playstyle
Although with escalating blinds in a tourney, eventually you have to open up even if you’re getting nothing but garbage.
This was a cash game format though, and we were shorthanded (4 people, which always leads to crappy hands winning lots of money). Two of the guys, one of whom gave me some bullshit about “I play Gus Hanson style poker,” were literally playing whatever-the-fuck they felt like.
At one point, I turned to the guy who played J-5 and asked “what exactly do you fold?”
His response? “Ehh, sometimes I just don’t like a hand.”
*facepalm
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
Poker isn't about your cards though.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah, I had about 11k (a few hundred more than I started with) but the blinds were up to 800/1600 or something with a 400 ante.
They wanted to get people out in a hurry.
I’m not good at tournament play, I learned. I like friendly cash games. There are some weird, sad fuckers in casinos.
I'm the opposite.
I’m awful at cash play, but rock at tournys. H2H I’m the best.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah, I like cash games a lot less
small, intimate sit and go style tournaments are the best.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
See
I have no problem with people playing cards that way. Strict playing of the cards and getting mad when others don’t is a quick way to lose your money and tilt in the process.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
If you're going to play poker like that
you might as well pull out a coin and flip it for cash.
“Welp…let’s see who hits on the flop. Oh hey, Player 2, you’re today’s lucky winner!”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 5:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There's a difference between playing more hands from pre-flop
to playing silly hands post-flop.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Calling a pot raise pre-flop from under the gun
with J-5 off suit will never be anything more than a donkey bullshit call.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
God blessed him with my money last weekend
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'd never win/lose any money!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's a dumbshit call and you know it
Not saying I punched the dude in the mouth. I congratulated him on winning the hand…and promptly left.
That kind of poker is not fun. Not to me. That’s what I’m saying, and I won’t sit at a game with this guy again.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 6:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not saying it's not an odds-presented dumb call
but you are bordering on poker style elitism that is pervasive with the uber-dorky poker crowd that will tilt at the slightest oddball call or play. You guys are more annoying than perma-callers.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You make one good point
A good poker player should be able to diagnose the other player’s tendencies and know “ok, either avoid big pots against this guy or only call him down with the absolute Nuts.”
Playing with only four people though doesn’t really afford you much of a choice though, especially when 2 of your 3 opponents are playing anything and everything.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well, either the stakes were too low and they didn't care
or they just play that way. I’ve played with people like that, and I generally get out of the way as they’ll inevitably wipe each other out.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
We were expecting 7-8 people
but ended up playing with 4. Otherwise yeah, I would’ve just avoided him.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 6:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's asinine
I don’t care if I’d taken him for a thousand bucks. I do NOT want to play poker with some wildcard, no strategy, no thought donkey who would be better off playing roulette.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 6:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It sounds like you were playing in a shitty game,
but now I’m not understanding your original scenario. Your first few complaints were very centered around the lost money aspect. And if it’s money you’re after, bad players are great news. And if not… why were you playing a four person cash game with clowns anyway?
Hadn't gotten to play since Labor Day weekend of 2010
was in Dallas with old poker buddy. He said he knew where we could find a game.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 6:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i take most of it back
once i actually got someone on the phone from experian (who spoke good english!) it was a dream.
gotta wait prob 30 days for some of these to come off my report (clearly, i am not married to my mother nor could i open an account in 1978) — but we will see what it is after this!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
nice !
I got to get 1 thing off my wife’s experian report….other than that we are in good shape
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
were talking like 20+ things off my report
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
holy shit !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
yeah
lots of stuff from my dads report, some of it bad but most of it good.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
wow
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
yup
go read my rage in OT1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...
I have the same name as my father and grandfather. So I’ve had to go through a similar routine as well.
I actually a car finance guy ask me about the house I bought in 1967 when I got my first car loan. I pointed out my date of birth and he went, “Oh… yeah I guess that’s probably not you.”
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What happened in OT1
My internet is down and I’m not going through 700 comments on my phone.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Jan 30, 2012 4:50 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Maybe we should just do a summary of the previous thread in the FanPost
when creating a new OT page.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
I do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Do not say anything negative about Tech or Lubbock or GFF will get upset
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
it is just because you don't like him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 9:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
YUUUUUUP
Schultzy has gone full hater
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yes he has
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he'd cry rape
And we’d get arrested
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yeah he would
we are on that list
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
we could get Alex Morgan to do it.
He schedule just got cleared
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
TWSS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
oh and TWSS
for him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't think Taylor Swift is taking applications at this moment
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
News to me but whatever
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
hater
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Am not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
why do you not like GFF?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I killed the thread!!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just got a raise
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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4 strippers
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Congrats sir.
Beer on Mike E at the TG!!!
by lost in space on Jan 30, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
Home sick, still running a fever. Think I picked this up from one of my cousins. Kids carry some nasty fucking colds.
I believe my thoughts on the subject in the fanpost body are well known.
So anyone have any ideas on how to change the world?
Because that’s my assignment for my leadership class. We had Ryan Groves of Wishing Well speak to us today and our professor wants us to try to start a project similar to that one or Heifer International because they try to fix the problem at the source instead of just throwing money at it.
So any ideas?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Commit an act of terrorism at a large population center that kills thousands of people.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
#1
Get lame ass professors like that out of higher education.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Why do you dislike me?
/GFF
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I was just trying to make a joke but apparently I can't do that because everyone hates me.
/Micah
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah I hate the class
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
shoulda went to Tech heh
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Also, mention how underrated sibling love is.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Criminalize coercion.
/Max
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
That is my own personal project
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yes... that is Schulty's tagline for the project.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
by Brad on Jan 30, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Someone really needs to make a website
that like, you know, connects people to other people. Like, not just friends, but also friends.
You know?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That may be too far ahead of its time.
But what if there was a program to share mp3s with other people?
"Nose hair trimmer" is high on the list of "things I never even had to think about just 5 years ago."
The amount of ear hair in my 30's
Is about 2000% higher than my 20’s.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well fortunatley the nose hair trimmer I ordered says it will double as an ear-hair one in the future.
What about your ball hair?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
interesting.
i’ve been looking in getting one
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I need one
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egg
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
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which
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
eggwiches are the shit
1 minute in the microwave… egg, cheese, and a slice of turkey between toast for breakfast. mighty fine
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I love my Kindle Fire
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you can run cyanogenmod on the fire i believe
so basically stock android
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
lazyass
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
I've already got a perfectly good laptop if I'm willing to put up with something that's not super-lazy-friendly.
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
I have no idea
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Do you guys know how to post videos to Facebook?
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Looks like they both support at least some levels of MP4, which should be fine.
Amazon seems like the one to go with, then, since I don’t know if B&N can keep up on content.
Kindle for reading, Nook for other stuff
Kindle is like a zero strain device for your eyes.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I'm also eventually going to get a plain Kindle for books.
This one would just be a Netflix-and-other-video device.
The fire has unlimited storage for Amazon media.
Which is good if you like their streaming services or buy a lot of music from them.
pcworld says the Nook Tablet has
“physical volume buttons, a microSDHC card slot for adding up to 32GB of storage, and a display that’s less susceptible to glare”
So I think I’m leaning towards it.
On the other hand, apparently the Fire has much better speakers,
and video is the main thing I’d use this thing for.
KOK
How do I install APK’s? Where do I put them?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
rooted?
what is your browser? (stock browser?)
do you have a file manager? (if not, download file manager)
once you have file manager, just go to the “download” folder and click on the apk and you should be good
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
Not rooted
And not going to root. Stock browser.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yeah then just use file manager
it shoudl also show up in the status bar at the top, and you can click on it
remidn me why no root?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
I will later just not going to do on an airplane from my work laptop
A burden should never be something out of your control.
no worries
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 30, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
Should I trade Nash for Felton and Camby?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I think so too
Are you scrapping the league next year?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
lol
So no?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I thought you were the one that kept trying to trade Terry?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Let me know
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
For what?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Not seeing a whole lot
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I KNOW
I consider this year a learning experience
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
The Fantasy Gods punish me for my transgressions.
Stephen Jackson is two weeks away from retiring in a fit of rage and walking the Earth like Cain.
Blatche is going to average about 7 minutes a night from here on out.
Randolph is probably done for the year (this one is actually probably true).
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So did you give me false information?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Absolutely not.
Matt Barnes was starting and producing at the time. I do not engage in deception in fantasy deals… there’s no profit to it… you’d just avoid trading with me in the future.
It really was a fair deal IMO considering Lawson was the best player and the volatility of Stephen Jackson.
Perhaps the worst thing I did was sell high to you on Lawson when I thought he might come down a bit. But selling high is all part of the game… sometimes guys keep it up or do better.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Right
you didn’t give him false info but Barnes is a career spare, a few weeks starting wasn’t going to change that. Same goes with Dudley for that matter but he’ll get minutes because the Suns have nobody.
Meh
It’s fine. My own fault for not knowing. Who did I even trade away? Billups?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh yeah. Whatever
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
And not a lot I can do about having
Gordon, Deng, Lawson, Nelson, and Henderson all being hurt
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
At the SB
I have never really understood why they all go to the Super Bowl and broadcast from there.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
It doesn't seem like they do
Unless it’s in Miami or San Diego. Aside from that, I don’t see that it adds much to a majority of the shows.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
really?
all the bits they get at media. THe stories from their nightly adventures. The wireless mic talking to random people on radio row. All the confrontations they’ve been in over the years. The multitude of people they can interview. The on air interaction between the shows.
Super Bowl week is my favorite week of the year.
Because you don't want to be the station not at the Super Bowl...
The biggest sporting event in this country.
For those of you that infatuated with Kate Beckinsale, Underworld is on tv.
Thought I’d let you know.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
People who run are, in fact, the last people who need to go for a run.
There’s a reason you don’t see fat runners.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
How's Mike E doing?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
How are you, Ace?
I ask, becuase I care.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Mine too
Small world
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was at the store buying toilet paper yesterday and I thought to myself "Wow it would be awkward if someone I knew saw me buying this.
Then I realized it wouldn’t be awkward because everybody wipes their ass.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That was mean
But that was a weird effing thing to think about
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Weird story, brother.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
not awkward at all
I also used to feel awkward about buying condoms, but then I was like, “wait. sex is awesome. I don’t care if people know I’m having sex.”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I can see feeling akward about buying condoms
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Exactly what I think when I see someone buying condoms.
That and “Sinner.”
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You can't use condoms with your wife?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I hate condoms
but I hate babies more. LSB can suck it, it’s condoms AND birth control at Casa de Wildcat.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 30, 2012 6:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't have to use anything
/Schultzy
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Some religions actually say that using any type of prophylactic is a sin
but that wasn’t where I was going with this, so you got me.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Plus getting married means you no longer have sex, unless it's that one or two times you are trying to have a kid.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I know
I watch Everybody Loves Raymond
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If you feel like pointing at a condom-buyer and saying "Sinner"
Just remember my words
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
...............
…………………………..
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
And I'm cautious
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Great things about college #1
Free condoms.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
It wasn't supposed to be #1
Just a thing that is great.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
everywhere
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 6:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh if you're coming from the east I'm guessing the hills and shit block your view this far to the west,
but I can go stand on the roof naked if you want anyway.
He definitely wants you naked
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Who doesn't
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So demanding.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Go to dinner with him
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He wants you to think that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
x
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/AAL2457/history/20120130/2200Z/KDFW/KLAX
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Someone called our TV station yesterday to complain that we are
“Reveling in the self-destruction of the GOP.”
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm not trying to start a political debate
I just thought it was funny that someone used those exact words.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
At least they said Self-Destruction
It’s good to see that people are realizing that the GOP is doing this shit to themselves.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Our TV station?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Apparently
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The one where I work.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Like a college station?
(yes, I see it)
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No
It’s the local NBC affiliate.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
What do you do there?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Anchor/Producer/Reporter
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Wow
I had no idea my own brother was a news anchor
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
themoreyouknow.gif
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
themoreYUknow.jpg
Should be a thing
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I can see why you like NBC shows so much ;)
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I love how Blackberry is being considered to go the way of the
Pager, Atari, Polaroid camera, and Sony Walkman.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Heh. Nice.
I really wish I could save a screen shot on my computer right now. There is a picture of chili with beans in it, a caption that says “in search of the tastiest canned chili” and below that a caption that says “Green beans in chili?”
Oh the humanity.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Must be a newer model
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 6:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
OK Mizzou, I'm off to the basketball arena
You know what I look like, I’ll be about 100 rows up . . .
I'll look for ya!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Will you be holding a Feldmania sign?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yes, i bring it to ALL sporting events
and concerts. it’s my JOHN 3:16…
by Schoolly_D on Jan 30, 2012 7:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ha
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Haha
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sweetjack.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Why me?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Why would it not be okay?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I think you know why
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No I don't
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Cockblocking
Ring a bell?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I didn't think it was a very good joke, though
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Never heard of such a thing
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I bet you never get tired from dancing either
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I definitely do
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
yes you do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 7:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I guess I should have used "didn't" because Closure explained it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I read it again
I can see why it initially confused you
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
you should have just said tech sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 7:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
lol
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I bet you wouldn't ever say that either
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Never
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Just like you would never attend Okie State
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Never thought I would
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
What college did yoo like growing up?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yu*
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
TCU
Always thought I was going to an east coast school though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
My mom went to TCU
I’m trying to start an in-house rivalry, but she has absolutely no allegiance to the school whatsoever.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We have the same mom so that makes sense....
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
If you would have told me 6 years ago I would go to school in Missouri
I would have thought you were nuts.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
If you had told me a year ago I would be at OSU, I would have laughed in your face
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I knew Missouri had a good journalism program
but I still thought I was gonna go to TCU or Hawaii (have family there, was interested in marine biology and it’s freaking Hawaii)
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I thought Davidson or TCU
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah the campus was amazing and I preferred a small school
It ended up being 4th or 5th. I was more likely to go to Wofford
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
inorite
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think River Fenix already covered this.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ummmm....
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
Wouldja?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 7:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
No.
Just no. Never. Oh god I can’t ever unsee that.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 30, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Ace, do you know this guy?
http://mobile.mlbbonusbaby.com/2010/7/14/1568606/2-76-colorado-rockies-chad-bettis
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Personally, no.
I knew some of the guys on the 99-2002 teams. A couple of Chaz’s and the one good catcher we had that got traded off of the Red Sox because he couldn’t catch Wakefield.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
It was supposed to say "know of"
I didn’t expect you to know him.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I usually troll the BR or Fangraphs site to see if there are any Tech grads close to the bigs and if they are worth a damn.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
He seems to be worth one
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
What the important factors for you in determining a city to live in?
Cities are fun to visit. But if I am going to own my own house in an area where my residence is going to be long-term, I want it to be in the country.
Where do you wish you lived?
At this point, I will live where I have a good job. In the future, somewhere preferably in north Texas/southeastern panhandle.
Do you like where you live now?
It works.
As I continue my sick Psych marathon,
I had forgotten about Lassie’s great line in the one where Shawn gets shot. “Spencer, what are you doing?” “Which Spencer are you talking to?” “Doesn’t matter, you’re the same person!” “AM NOT!”
Heh
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 7:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah that SOUNDS like a great line.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
comeatmebro.gif
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You know thats right
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That's the only argument I need, Shawn
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Is Witt(less) around?
Curious to hear how the Darvish beer is coming along.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Getting FB updates via text is great until
Someone with 1,000 friends tags you in a photo.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
No one is around
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Jan 30, 2012 8:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Kind of a cool gif... Panthers and the "evolution" of their logo

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
racist.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I hope Nike goes all full pro combat.
It would be rad.
Apparently one team is going to really go kind of apeshit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Watching Monday night raw smackdown or whatever the fuck it is
There aint shit else on
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 30, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions
why do birds suddenly appear
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 8:58 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Rick Moranis
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Every time you are NEARRR
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Y'all ever watch extreme couponing?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 8:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
No, because I don't have a vagina.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
thats too bad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 9:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Maybe you should get one
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My wife does...it makes her furious....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 30, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
I think my sister-in-law will eventually end up on that show.
I had to hide her status updates due to her constantly taking pictures of her receipts to show how much she saved and also all her updates about what my niece and nephew did that day like who won’t go to bed, who woke up first, etc.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
That's every mother in the history of Facebook
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
@ Erwin Center, down 5 to Mizzou @ half
Horns look bad, could be worse, need J’Covan to go off…
by Schoolly_D on Jan 30, 2012 8:59 PM CST via Android app reply actions
A free-throw that makes Shaq look like Dirk....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 30, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions
Why the fuck do latin folk talk so loudly on their phones everywhere?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Because you touch yourself at night.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Hmm.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Where are you bitches?
This place just died.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I was watching a show about couponing
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK?!
When did KenPom go to subscription-based?!
D:
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The fuck is a ken Pom?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 9:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
The best website for college basketball information out there.
And a nifty way (usually, not last year) to have upper-echelon brackets.
And now you have to pay for most of the information. :*(
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The rankings are still free, so you can still use those to make a bracket that will be better (and less fun) than arbitrary guessing most of the time.
But the wealth of information in the team and conference pages, as well as the game previews, are subscription now.
I don’t know when it happened because I’ve been out of the CBB loop more than usual this year.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
A while ago for most of his stuff.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Looks like Halloween.
Damn, I can’t believe I’ve gone that long without clicking a team page. I swear I haven’t. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
hmmmmmmmmm
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Fucking slowass hotel internet.
This is awful.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm talking bout pedicure on my toes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:01 PM CST via Android app reply actions
toes
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
tryin' on all our clothes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
clothes
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
boys blowin up our phone
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
phone
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
drop toppin
playin our favorite cd’s
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
goin' to tha party
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
trying to get a little bit
tiiipsy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Don't stop
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Don't stop, make it pop
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
DJ, blow my speakers up
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Tonight imma fight
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
tonight imma fight
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
til we see the sunlight
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
TICK TOCK, ON THE CLOCK
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
but the party don't stop
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
no
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
whoa-oh oh-oh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ain't got a care in the world but got plenty of beer
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I hate all of you.
I hate myself more for knowing what this is.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
thanks, you guys
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's stuck in my head now.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you're welcome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Babymamatill does not appreciate dumb and dumber...
You think you know somebody…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
It's just okay
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
oh you fuck right off hater
It’s a classic
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I probably need to re-watch it
Haven’t seen it since elementary school
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I agree
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You both really disappoint me
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Sorry till
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't care
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dumb and Dumberer was really bad.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You know what you have to do.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
tell her how every movie sucks except the ones he likes?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's not VFN
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
I was going to say kidnap that baby and take it on his own
to be raised in a dumb and dumber loving world.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
apparently we are in the minority, bro
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
tbf it's just Schultzy and Chrom
who gives a damn what those guys think.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
everyone...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hell no
Dumb and Dumber is a classic.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOPE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Surely, you can't be serious.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
indeed
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yayyyy Kingdoms of Amalur demo finally downloaded and installed
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Suggestive Themes
I like it already
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
I need to know more about this.
PC?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I believe so
I’m playing the demo on PS3, I just started. I’ll let you know how it is.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
and all the major consoles.
The demo is rad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm already attached to my character
She looks pretty bitchin, and I’ve already given her a backstory… I’m one of those guys.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
Former pirate, grew up all tough because she was a woman among men, etc etc
Also, bitchin eyebrow ring and face tat.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know why but I enjoy playing female characters in games
NO NOT LIKE THAT (although I did totally try to get my Jade Empire girl to hook up with Silk Fox… in my defense, she’s also a princess and is smokin)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
You are obviously playing out a fantasy of yours
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I usually don't go for the relationship options though
Maybe because the usual guy options are… awful. Carth? Seriously?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
He means that he made her so hot he's fapped already.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You had two pairs of gloves on this whole time?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Shyeah, we're in the Rockies.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm so hungry.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Hello Jim Nantz.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm here with my partner, as always, Phil Simms.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Schultz & Chrom hate dumb and dumber
And America, and puppies.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Only the first one
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's just okay..
there are far better movies..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm deciding between an eyebrow ring and a lip ring for a character for a DEMO
and I’m having a tough time. I’m… I’m kind of lame you guys
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Neither
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I wanted both.
I settled for the eyebrow ring.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Definitely cooler than the lip ring
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
She's a former pirate
She’s also got a pretty tight face tattoo.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
I kind of want to fuck around in the demo some more.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm already really digging it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
what game?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 10:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Kingdoms of Amalur
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I've decided you should go out with Makeout McChubbster.
Here’s why: gotta keep your relationship skillz fresh for when you want something serious after you graduate and move, and the graduating/moving part gives you an excuse to end things at that point (if they don’t end earlier).
This may be one of the more sociopathic pieces of advice I’ve given.
Hahaha
Actually I might be making a move on another girl… but my friend may being trying to go after her too (and he did kind of go after her first). Having lunch with him tomorrow though, so we’ll get to the bottom of this.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
I'm hoping it won't come to that
My roommate is supporting the other guy (I don’t think he knows I like the girl), but I have to say I just really don’t see them together…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
The jealousy...
but seriously that can be a potentially really sucky situation
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I know, that's why I'm trying to talk to him before I do anything
If he says he’s pursuing her, I’ll back off (sigh)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
Zack and Screech style.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
And it will tear you up inside
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nah, I'll be good
That ain’t nothin
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
Fight for her love!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I pity anybody who tries to claim Aquawife
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
Getting closer...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
best hanging with friends word ever
phlegm
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Pff c'mon
That’s just basic Norse mythology
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
Hyperion is fucking execellent, BTW. Wow I butchered the spelling of that.
You should put it and Fall of Hyperion on your To Read list. Very good literary sci fi.
They are, actually!
I believe you recommended them back when I asked for recs a long time ago. I did get a Vernor Vinge book for Christmas, I quite enjoyed it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
Rainbow's End
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, nice.
I liked that one, but liked most of his others more.
FIRE UPON THE DEEP/DEEPNESS IN THE SKY. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I KNOW I HAVE TO GO TO HALF PRICE BOOKS OR SOMETHING
Also I have an absolute crapload of books on my kindle already…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
"Hi, Mr. and Mrs. GT"
“I’m from the internet!”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
So then I probably also said this back then, but:
The trick with the Hyperion books is that after the first two you’ll feel like you have to read the second duology. Even if you ran into ten other versions of me saying “no, they just get too weird” you’d be like “how bad can they be, the first two were so good?” And then you’ll find out.
Why would you misspell something, note the misspelling, then post it?
You confuse me.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 30, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
Because I couldn't for the life of me see where I went wrong at the time, I knew it just looked wrong.
And I was too lazy and in stream-of-conciousness mode to google it.
Qi
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Minimum 4 letters.
I did rock qats though
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
QUOD
105 Points on Words With Friends
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
I always get q's without u's in HWF.
Pisses me off.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Someone just played BAWD.
Wtf is that?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
A HO
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm totally adding that to my lexicon.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Friend played "qadi" crossing "greed" for a triple q, triple word.
>mfw

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
we've already been over this
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
What's this we kimosabe? hehehe
I have not . . .and I would
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 30, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
yikes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Partly joking, butt I bet she has great legs
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't be surprised if she looked fairly athletic-hot when not flexing.
But that uniform is extremely unflattering.
SEC!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Speaking of my conference, there's a viral YouTube video
of Mizzou people dancing and singing wearing SEC stuff.
It’s interesting.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I did.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
RESTER, bigtill?
comeonson.gif
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
What channel?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Fully aware I won't get said channel
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
childish gambino is coming!
I think I am gonna go
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions
When and where?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
April 7th
palladium ballroom
Dallas Texas
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Thank you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you are welcome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Aka same date as tailgate.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
can't plan seeing a Denton/Dallas show after Rangers night game
too risky/stressful, what if it baseball goes extra innings, Schoolly’s story of missing St. Vincent @ Hailey’s …
damn it
that is isn’t it? I will be at a wedding
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So Telltale is doing a Law and Order game
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Want to see an even more awesome attempt?
I give you Keiton Page trying to dunk

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Very little rim rattling
2/10 would not bang.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You'll be given to Mike E
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You'll be killed.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I have *this* framed in my kitchen, gonna have to take it down
or just comically paste a Yu-face over you-know-who

That would be a shitty poster.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Shit Dallas People Say...
I only got through maybe the first minute and a half.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9lNghnX-ys8
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Nope, you're going to have to watch it yourself. Going back to watching Big Bang Theory.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Why would you do that?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions
realtalk
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 30, 2012 11:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
warning: don't Incept Schultzy's snake-killing dreamz ...
… or you’ll wake up to a face-full of “venom”
This could just as easily be applied
to the Big Bang Theory.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
the one time I found Big Bang Theory to be GENIUS ...
was this one time in Montreal … it was dubbed into French and muted
That was horrible
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Ahh first level up
Where do I spend all these points……
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Sorry, playing Amalur
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions
tool is overrated
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:37 AM CST via Android app reply actions
So yeah I want to get Kingdoms of Amalur.
Pretty fun you guys.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Only 200 comments after I went to bed?
For shame…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

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