Jan 31 OT #1

Hi guys!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 7:25 AM CST reply actions

This is how I feel after taking my Adderall:

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Jan 31, 2012 7:32 AM CST reply actions

I like the reindeer nips.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 7:39 AM CST up reply actions

Good ol' amphetamines.

You should try smoking some meth, that’ll do the job a lot quicker

by GutenDirk on Jan 31, 2012 7:48 AM CST up reply actions

Concerta here

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Jan 31, 2012 7:56 AM CST up reply actions

ADHD?

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 31, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions

I'm on the generic Amphetamine Salt combo

Sounds way cooler.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions

So that Blake Griffin dunk was pretty sick, you guys.

by TheGritMaster on Jan 31, 2012 7:42 AM CST via mobile reply actions

What a monster.

That over-the-defender oops by LeBron was pretty sick, too.

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by cmkelly29 on Jan 31, 2012 8:01 AM CST up reply actions

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions

lol

by octoberty on Jan 31, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions

not even a real dunk.

but yeah…nice try there kendrick.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions

Agree. Kendrick looks silly but it's not like that's a great dunk.

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by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

So violent!! Awesome.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 31, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions

Looks a lot better in normal speed

when you can’t tell that he only got about two fingertips on the rim.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions

NOTHING MORE THAN A FANCY GRANNY SHOT

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions

Lol

Yeah, pretty much the same thing.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions

What are you up to, Benji?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:56 AM CST via mobile reply actions

arg

finally find some art i think is cool…and costs 22k for a 12×12 piece.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 7:58 AM CST reply actions

That's a strange gif

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

And when did you turn into a pirate?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

nope.avi

know your meme link!

Nope.avi is a short video clip featuring a BLU Engineer character from Team Fortress 2 saying "nope." Because of its abrupt nature, the video is most often used humorously as a negative response or a curt dismissal in discussion forums and comment threads.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 8:03 AM CST up reply actions

How silly of me.

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

NEED A DISPENSER HERE

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions

I took a Western European Art survey course in college,

but I still struggle with what makes art worth millions/thousands/hundreds/pennies.

[Yes, we watched another two episodes of White Collar last night.]

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions

Art to me is always better when seasoned with a bit of history

I can look at a Reubens painting and go “hmm….looks like a scene from the Bible or something.” And not really think much of it.

But then if you tell me “this painting was commissioned as a part of the Counter-Reformation by King so-and-so and was meant to convey the spiritual authority of the Pope and the Catholic church,” then suddenly it means a lot more to me.

Modern and post-modern stuff is a lot harder for me to digest because it’s usually so abstract, but I’m sure I’m not alone in that boat.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions

*Rubens

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions

Fine. Ruin a perfectly good Pee Wee Herman joke setup.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Heh

I had a physics teacher in high school named Paul Ruben. We made his life an endless hell.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions

He's heating up...

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions

Yes,

and I sort of understand how the market for it develops where you can set the price based on previous sales from the same artist and I understand how works from the greats are the equivalent of Albert Pujols as a free agent…it’s the next tier that especially confuses me.

Something like this costs hundreds of thousands of dollars or more.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions

I think it's similar to Hollywood

Sometimes it’s more about selling your name then your product.

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions

than*

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions

Well, that's especially the case here with Damien Hirst,

but he’s sort of a new breed of artist…some sort of modern popstar/entrepreneur/artist director combo.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions

I figured the med student in you would appreciate the dead animals in formaldehyde

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by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

Nah

the sphincter one, duh.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions

this fucks with my mind

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions

Is this a joke because you know the title of the piece?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions

I doubt it

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions

i am an educated man

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions

TDT with the winner down the line

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions

(that is a Hirst right?)

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions

yep

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions

That is correct, sir.

Well played.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions

just making sure my ball was in

we had to take it to the jumbotron slo-mo, but it was in

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions

Mine too

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Is thee something I should see here in this picture?

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions

ever taken LSD before?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions

Unfortunately, no.

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions

then probably you aren't supposed to see anything

i’ve never taken it either

i was reading this piece on Yahoo (I think) a few months back, about 100 things every man should do before you die, and one of them basically says take LSD and trip balls

and then drink a lot of water

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions

You'll never laugh like you do on a good trip.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions

i am so intrigued by this

i have only done the maryjane a few times, but i dont think i have ever really been tripping balls.

sounds like something i need to do

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions

My imagination is so bizarre

I don’t even wanna know what my brain would do with LSD assistance.

Post surgery I’d been given a lot of sedatives, and I hallucinated that I’d been kidnapped by cannibals and was being held in a cell. They were lying to me about being in the hospital (in my brain). So I started punching nurses, doctors….fought for several hours. Finally I decided I wasn’t going to be eaten alive, so I tried to bite my tongue in half (luckily I was still intubated).

Yep. No more hallucinogens for me, no thanks.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions

Geez, dude.

That’s pretty jacked. Like you said, good thing you were intubated.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

Supposedly I had a neurological reaction to the Ativan

Still….worst thing I’ve ever gone through. Don’t wanna walk down that chemical road ever again.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions

"Uh, receptionist?

Yes, this invoice indicates that I’m being billed for treatment of three broken noses. That seem odd to you?"

“Yeah, about that…”

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

Get this man some PCP!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

This is some professional artwork!

/Haverford’d

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions

Is there a hidden message in this painting?

I’m staring at it because I think there’s a hidden message. Can someone just tell me?

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions

It's one of those magic eye things

Stare it at real close and you can see an airplane.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions

So mean

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

Lol

As a kid I was convinced people were just trolling me about the hidden pictures. I sure as hell couldn’t ever see ’em.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

Only that you have to release yourself to watch the world spin around you and shake your head at the futility of it all.

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by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs

Hahaha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions

heh

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions

'l'art pour l'art

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions

Agreed.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions

Here is a billion dollar piece of art.......

Probably over priced.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 31, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions

i do think its pretty awesome you have that much talent

curious, do you do art for other ppl?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

Makes that table look so cheap

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

I don't like it either.

Art should be shared and enjoyed by everyone everywhere, but it is often just another symbol of wealth and leisure.

I guess it’s always been that way; priests and royalty (the upper class) would commission artists to adorn their manors and churches as a symbol of either wealth, their devotion to God, or both. High art always been about the haves and have-nots. I guess that’s one reason I’ve always been attracted to performance art like music and acting as opposed to drawing and painting… it’s a free medium meant to be viewed by people.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions

not that paintings aren't meant to be viewed

it’s just that capitalistic society has put a value on these things… and like ghetto said, it’s a bit confounding when you try to reason why one work is priceless and one is worthless.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions

I want to get a nice panoramic photo of something for my room, but the frames are outrageous.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions

That Delocated ad is fairly disturbing.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 8:01 AM CST reply actions

Yes.

They could at least do us a solid and put up a corresponding female in her skivvies pic.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions

I think that all of us, or most of us, agree that Justin Verlander shouldn't have won the MVP

So, if you could only choose from JV or MY for MVP, who would pick?

I think that I would go with MY, becuase I don’t think pitchers should win the MVP

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:47 AM CST via mobile reply actions

what is this?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions

Your worst nightmare

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:51 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

butthorn

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 31, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

=|

.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions

I like turtles.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions

hahahaha

wtf

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by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions

Indeed, I like turtles

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions

I might vote for a turtle over MY or JV

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

um.....

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 31, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions

I'm just fine with him having won the MVP.

He probably wasn’t the most valuable player, but I don’t think we have it down to such an exact science it wasn’t possible. And I’m really happy to see a pitcher win it again finally.

That said, I would have voted for Bautista, because of how much of Ellsbury’s on-paper value came from defense. I’d have been fine with either of them, or Verlander.

Or Kinsler.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions

i would've picked Ellsbury but I do't have a problem with JV winning.

There have been much worse winners,.

Young wasn’t even the 3rd most valuable player on his own team.

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions

There have been much, much, much, much worse winners than Verlander.

Like, not even in the same neighborhood of bad. No one should even consider him close to among the worst.

Starting with because he was actually in typical MVP territory depending on where you look (7.8 sWAR), and ending with because Juan Gonzalez and Willie Stargell.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

Kins>Beltre>Naps>Face

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Probably go with Hamilton, too.

But at least their 2011s were on about the same tier, because one of them missed a bunch of time.

Don’t forget Ceej, and maybe anyone else in the rotation, as well!

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions

Trolled

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions

I think Cabrera kind of got dicked around

when the narrative became about Verlander winning both.

He had a fucking monster of a season.

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by vfn on Jan 31, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

. . . at a position of low defensive value, and he wasn't even good there.

He, too, would not have been anywhere close to the worst pick ever, but I’m relatively confident he was not one of the best three or four position players.

I’m less confident about putting him behind Verlander, but that’s related to the same reason I’m okay with Verlander: lack of confidence in measuring pitchers against position players. Not that it isn’t doable, just less cut-and-dry than position player vs. position player.

I don’t remember what my MVP ballot looked like, because we ended up dropping the ball on doing an awards season at the regional site this year, but I think I had Cabrera sixth.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions

Napoli

Underrated

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions

Without an injury and/or if he had as much trust at catcher from the start as he ended with. . .

. . . I’m pretty sure he would have deserved it without much of an argument.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions

And maybe we shouldn't hold his limited time at catcher against him if that's the case. . .

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions

I dunno...

I thought my constant harping about him having the second highest wRC+ in THE HISTORY OF THE FRANCHISE was a decent attempt to properly rate him last year.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions

And yet

people around here still seem to underrate him.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions

Whoah.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions

A catcher, man.

A catcher.

A full season of that from your catcher is an all-time kind of year, right?

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions

A 178 wRC+ from a catcher would be the third best season ever per FanGraphs.

So, yeah, all-timey. Behind King Kelly in 1886 and Mike Piazza in 1997.

I really did not appreciate what that offense from someone who could at least stick at catcher meant in the ’90s.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions

Okay, 500 PAs at catcher with his offensive line comes out to 7.2 WAR, unless I'm missing something.

8.7 WAR with 600 PAs, which is a tall order for a catcher. But then there are issues with valuing catchers we know about, and the reason he’d be limited to under 600 would be because he was a catcher.

Either way, that would probably have gotten my MVP vote.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, this is why I don't blame him at all for refusing to sign a 5/75-esque extension

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions

this is what napoli turned down?

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions

We don't know

There were people arguing that we shouldn’t offer him more than 5/60 that VMart received, and he’d be dumb to turn it down.

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions

I don't blame him.

But I don’t want to pay him to put up 2011 years over and over.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions

See what I mean?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions

I didn't really read the second sentence.

If I’m an unbiased writer, Verlander. Easily.

If I’m philkid3 posting on a Texas Rangers board, Young. Easily.

And then I punch you for saying pitchers can’t be the most valuable player.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions

OT THREAD

NOT FOR BASEBALLINGS

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions

This was an accident

I was hoping that no one would notice

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 10:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Safe bet, we usually let fuck-ups slide.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

this is stupid.

so far beyond fucking stupid.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions

LSU RANGER CHECK THE FANSHOTS PLEASE

by LiamP on Jan 31, 2012 8:57 AM CST via mobile reply actions

lololol

by octoberty on Jan 31, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions

Heh

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions

He rec'd the fanshot at 8pm

so at least he’s aware

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions

How come P1's get mad at Dan McDowell for not knowing shit about sports?

But Gordon Keith gets a free pass? I love both of them but for the most part people who hate Dan still love Gordon.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 8:57 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions

Gordon is there for schtick

Dan is a freakin’ host of the show…

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions

Because P1s are dumb.

by DFWAg on Jan 31, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions

This is silly.

by octoberty on Jan 31, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions

Gordon brings the funny

Dan does not.

Simple as that.

by sprite on Jan 31, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions

Seemed pretty obvs to me.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions

well then sorry for asking...

Jerks

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 9:07 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions

Sorry till

you’re right.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions

Yes, I don't see why this is hard.

Also, Dan always sounded like he was actively not trying.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions

i watched a west wing episode the other day (no idea why)

(oh, but it is a fucking great show)

and they were talking about bringing the funny

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions

this is the president's speech

i thought it was supposed to be funny
they didnt bring the funny

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions

You know what's wrong?

You forgot to bring the funny.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions

Gordon read a book while at

one of the games in the 2006 Finals….he has never pretended to know anything about sports….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions

gordon has a bunch of different celebrity impressions and voices.

the only celebrity impression dan can do is a two-bit, half-assed mid day ticket radio host.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions

To be fair though,

he nails that impression.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions

so, i never listened to talk radio until about 6 months ago

i listened to the ticket off and on.

i listen to dunham and miller and the hardline (commuting hours). i have to say, i think that is the best damn radio on radio

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions

As far as talk format goes...

I miss when Russ Martin was good.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions

i just think it is fucking hilarious

like, i know they only drop sports occassionally, but like yesterday when they were talking about the mavs at like 5:45, they mentioned the mavs game and then started talking about masturbating, i was about to wreck my car i was laughing so hard

never got to hear russ martin

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions

Yep

You can’t listen to them for their opinions on sports because, quite honestly, they can be infuriating at times. I listen for the basic “guy talk” or whatever the term is that they use. They are pretty freakin’ funny when not talking serious sports talk.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions

man

it really was awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 9:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

UGA Cheerleader - CFB's strongest cheerleader

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/training-day/201201/college-footballs-strongest-cheerleader

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 9:18 AM CST reply actions

Goddamnit people, that's 3.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions

if she had a better face, would ya?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions

I generally avoid sex with women who could accidentally break me in half mid-orgasm

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions

I generally avoid having sex with women who feel like me...

I’d rather fuck a fatty.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions

so does colonialbob

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions

Chicks that are too muscley are weird

it makes you feel like you’re pounding a dude… not that I know what that’s like

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions

never fucked a muscular freak like that

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions

If a chick just has extremely muscular legs and ass

it gets a little weird

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions

n0

by blakethegr8 on Jan 31, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

muscular chicks are fun

easier to throw around with less chance of damage

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

I can't stop staring at those things

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions

disgusting

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions

Men are such pigs.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions

I would.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 31, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions

Shipping Wars tonight, bitches.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 9:19 AM CST reply actions

and storage wars!!!!!!

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions

Is it a new episode tonight? I thought they were showing new episodes of each show every other week.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions

oh, really?

i have no idea. i just watch them whenever they are both on

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions

I like how bitter Tosh is about going up against storage wars

He was sure to point out how the producers plant things in the storage lockers so the show would actually be interesting to watch.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions

man i havent heard that

i think Tosh is a funny

and they definitely script that show out and have shit in there that you would never find in those lockers

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions

that was a funny commercial

Its not like he was saying anything that isn’t true though

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions

also, my take on the characters

old man with long hair: kind of pisses me off
young kid: what a fucking lose job
guy with mustache: cool mustache
veterans: whatevs
hot chick: hot chick

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions

Solid evaluation from top to bottom.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions

i think so

i would like to see hot chick’s tits

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions

Her face is her worst feature.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions

correct

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions

I can put up with a lot for a solid body.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions

And by solid body...

I’m not talking about that UGA football player dressed as a cheerleader up north. I just mean a body that’s well put together.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions

These bullshit reality shows are ruining television.

The History Channel, TLC, Bravo and Discovery should just be called The Reality Shit Sandwich Network.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 9:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

Drunken Pig Hunters

Making History Every Day

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

I would watch this network.

But I’ve been very clear that my television watching is fucking suspect.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions

PREACH IT

History Channel gives me such a sad these days.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions

History International is better these days IMO

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions

It has been for 2-3 years.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions

I never find time to watch either, unfortunately

But the few times I have in the past few years, Hist Int has had better shit on

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

I'm so greatful that they have a military history channel

so like more than half the things that I would care to watch on the History Channel can still be aired on a channel.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions

Tales of the Gun was a great show.

So was the show where they broke down important battles with computer graphics.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

I'll watch pretty much anything that details a military event

My favorite was the 300 ripoff series they had where all the battle re-enactments were done with the 300 style. That and the WWII/Vietnam in HD series.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions

It's funny

when I started taking upper-level history courses, my favorite professor would call it “The Hitler Channel”… now there’s not even Hitler on it anymore.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions

/Godwin's Law

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions

Hitler

He’s moved over to History International.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 31, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

Yep,

It should be called The Hitler Channel

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

My current upper-level history class is "America in the 1960s"

Will the History Channel be able to help me?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

heh

Milton: Listen to me damn it, I’m a doctor.
Jack: Of history. In what emergency would you be necessary? If someone wanted to know whether the Sixties were awesome or not?
Milton: THEY WERE!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions

Yep.

Reality TV is destroying society. People should not be made a celebrity if they have no talents or skills.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 31, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions

So, I love my Algebra professor

No nonsense, she knows how to teach and wont hesitate to kick people out of the class.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 9:32 AM CST via Android app reply actions

How are you liking college so far?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions

3 of 5 classes make me want to hang myself

Feshman classes, all intro bullshit and the students are idiots.

I’m challenged in my algebra class and I find I really look forward to it, even though I’m not good at it.

My intro to Theatre professor is crazy, so that’s a fun class. Yesterday he listed his top 5 movies to watch while stoned.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 9:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

Are you at U of H?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions

yes

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions

Yep.

A tier one school, in case you were unaware.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 9:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

lolz

I wasn’t even gonna troll.

I’m happy for you – wedding pictures looked fun :)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

I just say that

Because they have Tier One banners all over campus.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 9:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

Oh I don't venture down into that filthy, decrepit part of Houston

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions

Sounds like why I didn't go there

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions

I have Rice affiliations in my family, no U of H nonsense

turns up nose

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by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions

Someone's mad cause they ain't draped up.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions

UT fan

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions

Eh, he had A&M stuff on in an older video.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

He was a big RC Slocum fan

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

RC made it rain in Port Arthur

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

What does Houston know about RAP!?

(jokes)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

UNT's been working towards Tier One

for what feels like a decade.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions

That's what they hired Dodge for, right?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

No, that was to bring all those top SL recruits to UNT.

Which worked out great.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

I was trolling

don’t answer me

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

ITS TOO LATE BENJI

MY WOUNDS ARE SEEPING

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

SEEP IN THE DISHONOUR THAT IS DODGE

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions

no.. that was when they decided to try and kill the football program so that a new stadium would never get built

love it that the new President is major into college sports..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions

why did that female president get run off?

Seemed kinda shady.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

I never heard anything after the announcement.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions

It was very hush hush

a lot of donors and profs were very upset with her leaving.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions

My granddad was so pissed when the current guy was brought in.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions

V. Lane? He's a good guy.

And like you said, he’s a big athletic supporter (heh) and understands the value of fundraising, so my job is safe.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions

My gdad has had something to do with UNT since the 50's...I think they got sideways with one another way back.

I thought GB was all about the new stadium, was she the one who tried to shut the football program down?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions

I certainly can't attest to that.

Doesn’t make much sense, if true.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions

I know she got a big payout.

I liked her…she fired my nether regions up a little.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions

Shocking

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions

Gretchen Bataille

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

There's a big vote on campus today

About whether the students should pony up $48 million to offset the cost of building a new football stadium and basketball arena.

I was loudly shouted down when I suggested that money should go to improving the classrooms and the University Center.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

No kidding.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions

Priorities over at Cougar High!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions

You guys are mean.

Stop making fun of my college.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions

I'll probably be applying there for law school, so no worries.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

Whoa whoa whoa

Anarchists in Law School?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

We'll see.

I’m taking the LSAT in June. Nothing definitive after that.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions

Allow me to recommend...

http://www.law.gmu.edu/

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

I'm still researching schools, so I'll put this on the list, thanks!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

You'd definitely love their econ department.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

Suggestion

I wish I had done this. I studied on my own for the LSAT, because I’m stubborn and arrogant like that.

Drop $3,000 on a private tutor for it. An increase in 10 points on your LSAT would turn that $3,000 investment, at least into $10k+ a year in scholarship, and at most into a school that border-line guarantees you a big law job.

It sucks in the short term, but it’d be the best investment of your life

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions

I'm definitely taking a class sometime this spring, but haven't considered the tutor option.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

My friend (note: who is pretty smart to start with)

Had the private tutor come by weekly for $3,000 total. She said it helped her stay on track, etc. She got a 175 and is at Harvard. She had the GPA to go with it, but still. A 175 gets you some good tuition savings at U of H

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions

My undergrad GPA was awful, so I need a good LSAT for sure.

I’ll talk it over with my dad.

(he isn’t paying for it, but I still like to get multiple perspectives)

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

Also, don't underestimate the test

I made a 173 on my first practice and stopped studying. That was retarded.

That first LSAT did not go well, haha

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions

Nice job on the first practice, though.

Untimed?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

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by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions

No, it was a fucking LSAT for Dummies book

the test where I made the 173 did not resemble the real thing at all.

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

I didn't study at all

and signed up the week of the test

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions

Cojones

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions

I knew I would do fine

plus my grades were low. I had already taken the GRE and GMAT too

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions

Haha wow.

I’ve just done a few practice problems here and there, but haven’t really sat down yet.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

interesting...

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions

Isn't that where AJM went?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions

yep

Adam is originally from Fort Worth, Texas . He earned his bachelor of arts in History from the University of Texas in Austin . Adam worked in a number of fields during his years at the University of Texas , including spending time as an accountant and as a travel agent. While finishing up his degree, he happened to be recommended to a divorce attorney in Austin to assist with a two-day project. Once the project was wrapped up, he was asked to stay on to help with another, and then another, ultimately spending almost three years working as a legal assistant with the firm. Adam enjoyed the experience so much, he decided to pursue his interest in family law by becoming a lawyer. He graduated magna cum laude from the University of Houston Law Center in May of 2002.

As a law student, Morris was an associate editor with the Houston Law Review and an associate editor with the Journal of Law and Science. He also was a member of the mock trial team and won several mock trial competitions such as the American Association for Justice Regional Tournament.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

travel agent....

love it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

Any bio of AJM needs a sentence that says

SHAKE THAT LAFFEY TAFFEY!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

He graduated Shake Cum Laffe from the University of Houston Law Center in May of 2002.

lolwut

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

nice.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 31, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions

Wut

Students???

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

lulz

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions

I bet the rest of the students hate her

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 31, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions

The Hall of Presidents is such an easy damn job.

I feel like I don’t even work anymore. Like my days are just interrupted by a few hours of nothingness, and then I get money for it. It’s weird.

I’m torn between liking it and needing a challenge.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 9:42 AM CST reply actions

Looooong time lurker but big WDW fan...

…and I’ve always been curious about what you do the Magic Kingdom? Sounds freakin awesome.

by Runnin' Long on Jan 31, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions

I operate the Haunted Mansion and Hall of Presidents.

Soon as well either the Riverboat or Jungle Cruise.

It’s intended to be a career, though.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions

cs/b (and not like you care, but)

I went 4 years ago for the first time with the wife and kids and have been back 6 times since. We kinda like that place.

by Runnin' Long on Jan 31, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions

I do actually care.

What’s your favorite attraction?

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions

Just one?

Honestly I’m happiest spending time in the World Showcase at Epcot, with all the different beers and all.

At MK? Probably Main Street. This is weird, but I love the smell of walking into MK at like 10 am and heading right for the bakery. After that, probably Liberty Square. I crave dinner at Liberty Tree Tavern. Turkey, mac’n’cheese, mashed potatoes, etc. Yum!! My favorite attraction in/near LS is Splash Mountain.

I’m really just a sucker for the whole experience, from the resorts to the transportation to the parks. Disney knows how to do it right.

by Runnin' Long on Jan 31, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions

Mmmmmm.

Bakery. We get cinnamon rolls and take them to the back alley under the voice and dance studio and eat them there. Quiet and delicious.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions

Tours

I’ve always wanted to do a really involved tour, especially of Magic Kingdom. Are they worth it? My bet is yes.

by Runnin' Long on Jan 31, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions

People really seem to like the Keys to the Kingdom tour.

I interact with them a lot since the Haunted Mansion is a major part of the tour.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions

Cool, thanks.

I think we’re targeting the Food and Wine Festival for our next visit, hopefully to coincide with Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party.

by Runnin' Long on Jan 31, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

Easy thing to do, and the best time of the year to be in the parks.

Have you been to F&W before?

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions

Once

Which is why I want to go back.

This time, though, we’ll probably stay at Beach Club so I can stumble back to my room instead of walking all the way to the monorail and having to ride back to my hotel.

by Runnin' Long on Jan 31, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions

You've got it all kinds of planned out.

You should treat me to dinner at Cape May Cafe for all the things I’ve done for you.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions

In all seriousness, Fisherman Pie.

Fucking Fisherman Pie. Sheppard’s pie with fresh seafood. Amazing.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions

Really? On the buffet?

I’ve eaten there twice and totally missed that. Sounds awesome!!

I seriously appreciate the insight. I finally found someone who understands why it’s not insane (or weird) that a 34 year old guy loves WDW.

by Runnin' Long on Jan 31, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions

No, at F&W.

It’s delicious. One of the best things I’ve ever tasted.

And yeah, you’re definitely not alone. It is kind of the most visited amusement park in the world.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions

soccer

anybody wanna meet up and get a game going?

by oc on Jan 31, 2012 9:42 AM CST reply actions

yes

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions

where do you live?

by oc on Jan 31, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions

irving

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions

julius

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions

there aren't any good fields in irving

there’s that soccer complex by the trinity river and irving blvd. but that shit’s underwater from the rain

by oc on Jan 31, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions

does anyone know if the fields around pizza hut park are open to the public?

or are they permit required?

by oc on Jan 31, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions

Most city parks require a permit for organized games

but pickup games should be fine if you’re not interfering with a league or team that reserved those fields.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

unfortunately they're pretty hardcore in arlington

at the harold patterson complex… there’s like 20 fields you can play on, but there are all fenced off and on non-league days they lock the gates and barricade the parking lots. can’t even park your car or jump the 9 foot fence

by oc on Jan 31, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions

You could prob play at the HS that's basically at 161 & 635

Can’t remember the name

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 31, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions

ranchview

thats what i was thinking too

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

ah, so that's Ranchview high

is that an irving 5A school?

by oc on Jan 31, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions

I thought they were 4A

And I think it’s Carrolton/Farmers Branch ISD

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 31, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

well

i’m not sure Valley Ranch High would like strangers pulling up on their lots during a school day and running around on their fields

by oc on Jan 31, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah didn't think about that ha

was thinking more after school hours or on the weekend

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 31, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

We got a new keeper for one of my teams last night

10 minutes in some clown slides into a shot and BAM concussion. It’s a god damn rec league and people are sliding into the keeper after they call for it.

Ref didn’t even give a yellow, so angry.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

Which reminds me.

Why isn’t there a LSB beer-league softball team?

Deep Ellum Brewing Company

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 31, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions

BECAUSE YOU DON'T MAKE ENOUGH BEER

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions

I know but

we’re going to fix that.

Deep Ellum Brewing Company

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 31, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

cause softball is for pussies

by oc on Jan 31, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Gotta rec it

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

it gets brought up every now and again but nothing usually gets done about it.

id be interested

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions

It's been mentioned before.

But we may too far apart to find a common field.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions

What's a central area?

Like Arlington or something?

I’m in East Dallas.

Deep Ellum Brewing Company

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 31, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions

probably a mid city like grapevine or irving or something

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

It'd have to be somewhere like that.

The best way would be to put up a fan post and see who is interested. Then choose a location based off that.

We also discussed playing a weekend tournament, but those can get ugly if you’re not good.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

I had a dream last night that I showed up to work without pants on.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 9:44 AM CST reply actions

Lol

I had a dream my uncle and I were being chased by a crocodile in this big mansion (which supposedly was my house, but obviously doesn’t look anything like my apartment). Seemed scary at the time…but now it’s pretty funny.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions

I had a dream that I was whoring around on babymamatill. I hate it when I have that dream.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions

I had a dream that today was actually Wednesday

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 31, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions

WHAT A FUCKING DULL DREAM

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions

Inorite?

At least dream about fucking Friday, Herr Schultz.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions

Sorry I went full Firebat

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions

But seriously who has a dream that is basically of a different calendar day

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions

I know but it really confused me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 31, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions

Well yeah because it's Friday dummy

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

Quit messing with my mind

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 31, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions

OSU is a top school

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions

x

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:48 AM CST reply actions

racist

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

Racist font

wasn’t me

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions

So...freakin'....STOKED

Game of Thrones- Season 2:

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2012/01/game-of-thrones-season-two-trailer-power.html

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 9:53 AM CST reply actions

"A small man can cast....a very large shadow."

Fuckin-A.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

i has a sad

I do not have HBO.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions

I buy my buddy drinks once a month

and he gives me his HBO GO login for my ipad. win/win

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 31, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

damn thats awesome

oh well….least I read the books.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions

Dance of Dragons is growing on me

although he needs to lose the phrase “words are wind.” That’s getting pretty old.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions

heh yea....I really enjoyed all the Daenerys and Jon Snow storylines in it

let me know when you’re finished so we can discuss….do not want to spoil anything.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

GRRM totally trolled me with the...ummm....(how do I non-spoilery put this?)

Execution scene at The Wall at the beginning.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions

i know....same here. i was like WTF !

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

I was like "awww, what a weak ass way for that character to go out"

Then about 20 chapters later……ahhhhhhh!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions

I just finished A Clash of Kings a few weeks ago

so all of the stuff that’s going to happen in season 2 is still pretty fresh in my mind…saw this trailer yesterday, I’m pretty pumped

by JustinH89 on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

Same here

Storm of Swords gets the best press, but for my money, Clash of Kings was my favorite so far. Don’t wanna go in to spoilers, but the ending of this season should be nothing short of incredible.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

A Game Of Thrones is hands down one of the best shows ever produced.

I cannot WAIT for this to start.

Also….why hasn’t the Blu Ray come out yet?/

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions

March 6th

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 31, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions

Too late.

It’s inexcusable that the Blu Ray is coming out less than a month before Season 2.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions

that's how most shows do it

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions

Doesn't make it right.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions

The trick is

always expect the worst. “Oh, only $175 to fix my windshield? I was ready for like $400. What a bargain!”

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 9:53 AM CST reply actions

Aim low

avoid disappointment!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions

I definitely read "Windshield" as "weiner"

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions

See. Now I think you really should go to therapy

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions

I'll go if you pay.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions

You can't ungay someone

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah might as well just accept it and start working up the courage to tell your inevitably disappointed parents.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

ha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions

Pray it away

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Jan 31, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

There are a lot of people who beg to differ.

One church camp I went to, the keynote speaker for a couple nights was a gay-converted-Christian who spent hours upon hours just playing piano and weeping about how Jesus came inside him. I ask you: what is more gay than playing piano while weeping?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions

Are you sure you want to word that like you just did?

You sick fuck

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions

It was quite intentional.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

You sick fuck

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions

That's what they always talk about

getting down on your knees and asking Jesus to enter you, right?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions

I'm not touching this one.

/altar boy

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

was it Raptor Jesus?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

Faith +1 lyrics:

“I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.”

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

I was so mad at South Park when they did this episode

because my friend and I had written a song years before called “Jesus, won’t you come inside me?”

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

I feel like my immature years would have been really bad if I went to any kind of religious service.

All the innuendos would have made me giggle at the quietest of times.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions

...

The Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer’s body, all muscled up and toned!
The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own! I could call it my own!

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

while drinking an appletini?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

Jesus came inside him, eh?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions

Filled him up

with love.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

Was that Dennis Jernigan?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions

Holy crap... Yes, I think it was.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

Even in my most mega-Jesus days

I was like “yeah, that dude is still totally gay.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

=(

I’m sad

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions

just repress it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

Sage advice.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

I just can't read.

Nothing to see here, folks.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions

No

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions

Some damn pebble hit my windshield recently

I’ve been putting off getting it fixed. CS, B

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 31, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

Thudding

The act of sitting in your chair or your couch and farting into the cushions.

by TTU-Stew on Jan 31, 2012 9:59 AM CST reply actions

Last night in the hotel I took two Simply Sleeps to try and go to bed a little earlier than I have been

I’m in a room with two queen beds, and I woke up this morning in the other bed from where I fell asleep.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 10:00 AM CST reply actions

we should get a beer

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

Whoa

Someone likes to party.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

Did you sleepwalk like Brennan and Dale in Step Brothers?

How would you even know..stupid question.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions

Trip to Vegas in March booked.

Going to go see the two Spring Training games vs the Cubs.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:01 AM CST reply actions

awesome

trying to find a time to go this year with the wife

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

Damn I want to go.

by octoberty on Jan 31, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions

Cool.

Where are you staying?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

Venetian.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

I know you don't drink

but I feel like you have to buy at least one brandy, if only to swirl it while walking around.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

Sometimes I drink regular drinks in a scotch glass just to feel like a big shot.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

This? Apple juice, 12 year, Treetop.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions

hahaha

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

nice place

even their basic rooms are 700+ sqft.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

Trying to decide on what shows to see at night (both games are 1:00 PM games)

Current leaders are Ka and O. Phantom is in the running.

Last time I was there was 6 years ago and I saw Spamalot at the Wynn. Saw Penn & Teller the only other time I’ve been there.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

how was Penn and Teller?

i’ve watched like every episode of that show then did in Europe called Fool Us.

those guys are fucking awesome

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

I've you've seen most of their TV magic...

Then it was a re-hash of stuff you’ve seen before. Still good… but nothing that new.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

I liked O,

but heard great things about Ka.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

Ka is pretty much a definite.

Both my wife and I independently selected it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

Zumanity

;-)

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions

+1,000,000

So good

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

Haven't been,

but I heard couples love it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions

Part of the process.

We get there Saturday morning and leave Monday evening. Not every show runs on Sunday. Ka definitely doesn’t, O does. I don’t remember if Zumanity does.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

I'm going to Vegas on Sunday...for work

My flight gets in right about when the Super Bowl starts. Should be a fun night

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 31, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions

I'll be there too

Staying with some family who live there & will definitely be at the first game but will probably stay in the sportsbook on Sunday for the last day of the first NCAA tournament weekend.

by drizzle on Jan 31, 2012 10:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Heh. I didn't even think about that.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions

Ah fuck, now I must go.

by octoberty on Jan 31, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

I was in Ceaser's sports book during the first weekend of the NCAA tourney one year

It was just awesome to watch all that stuff at the same time and see people freak the fuck out

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 31, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions

I love Caesars

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions

I've done that. Incredible experience. So much energy.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 31, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions

I really need babymamatill to spit out littletill already...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:02 AM CST reply actions

You still have to wait 6 weeks.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions

bigtill_snoopywalk.jpg

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions

don'tevencare.jpg

I’m just ready to get this fucking show on the road.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

You're naming it lil' Till, right?

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 10:18 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

It's been considered...

And immediately shot down by babymamatill. She’s rude and no fun.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

If you have sex with her or she eats spicy food, it will make the baby come out earlier.

I know this from TV.
TV wouldn’t lie.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions

I've never heard the second.

The first one though….

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions

The spicy food thing is designed to do the same thing as taking castor oil just a little milder.

Contractions in lower intestines might cause contractions of the cervix due to proximity.

Its all BS.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

Uhhh, the sex will definitely accelerate things.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions

Seconded

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

Spicy food it is.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

Just the internet

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 10:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Just LIKE the internet

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 10:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Wife made chili last night....

…it was fucking terrible.

I’ve never made chili….give me a recipe…this cannot go on.

Please?

Thanks.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:07 AM CST reply actions

Oshit

* runs away*

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

Beans, for one thing.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions

Needs this.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions

No beans

DIAF

(this a joke!!!)

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 10:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

If you don't make it with beans, it really isn't chili.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions

I see you trollin'.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions

Who's trollin'?

It’s the O.G. way to make it. Any chef worth a damn will tell you the same thing.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions

You're trolling.

Because you know this is incorrect.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions

I've never been more serious about anything in my life.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

LSB is going to split into 2 different sites one day and it's going to be because somebody will snap that others insist that chili has no beans in it.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

The Arlington Bean Party

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

Oh hey there, clusterfuck...

Hadn’t seen you all day…

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

Ground turkey

onions, garlic, bell pepper, jalepenos, and chipotles in adobo

ground turkey/beef/pork whatevs

one packet of chili seasoning, lots of fresh ground cumin, chili powder, cayenne, salt, tumeric, ginger powder, and mustard powder

beans optional

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions

beer or a can of tomatoes for juice

and yes, it’s more of a meat stew

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions

"beans optional"

Trying to keep everyone happy

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 10:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I'm a non-confrontationalist by nature.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions

http://thefreshdish.com/2009/11/28/tournament-texas-chili-recipe-a-bowl-of-red-the-chili-state-of-mind/

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions

that's a lotta meat..

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

That's what makes it good.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

I talked to the Chili Society this weekend

they now say beans are allowed in Chili… It was passed just this last year.

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

ICS

http://www.chilicookoff.com/

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

The continuing wussifying of America.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions

I was in an eating contest this weekend at zest fest.

At the end of it my eyes were blood red

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions

homesick texan

chili part 1
chili part 2

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions

<3 @cat_ebooks

Cat_ebooks @Cat_ebooks
I am on your chest for medical purposes

Cat_ebooks @Cat_ebooks
All immigrants receive 3 free kittens

Weirdest Twitter account ever?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 10:15 AM CST reply actions

horse e books is weird, too.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions

Lolwut

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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 10:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I flips down the ave, I know I'm lookin' good

I’m bangin’ Screw nigga, Diamonds up against that wood

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:17 AM CST reply actions

I don't know if I ever showed you guys my wedding band.

I’m fairly proud of it.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:17 AM CST reply actions

Sweet.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions

Badass

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions

Hahahahaha

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions

This is a bit different than the actual ring I have

Since I custom ordered mine with a beveled edge instead of the rounded edge.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions

Way better than Benji's choice.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions

That was bad.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

Link?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

Prepare yourself.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions

most ridiculous thing ever

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

I'M PREPARING

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

...

here

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions

Lots of diamonds.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

mine has diamonds in it

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions

Same

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions

You poor bastards.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

TDT and GB consider them their best friends.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

why?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

I personally find a ring to be annoying and clumsy to wear.

I wouldn’t wear one normally except I like the tradition and it makes my wife happy. Having not only a band but one with a diamond on it would make me very sad.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

Eh?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

Mine cost $10

Plain titanium 4MM comfort band.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

mine was like $700

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

I'm calling that a victory for me.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

mine was $120....Tungsten band

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

I thought about Tungsten...

But so many people keep saying, “OMG THEY CAN’T CUT THE RING OFF IF SOMETHING HAPPENS YOU’LL LOSE A FINGER!!!!!”

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

You can easily break it with a hammer without injuring the finger.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions

They are surprisingly easy to shatter.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions

Yup.

They won’t scratch, but they’ll shatter in a jiffy.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions

thats titanium brosef

Tungsten just doesn’t scratch

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions

Too late.

I’ve got my $10 titanium ring that I used to get married. It’s the one.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions

lol...what are the chances tho?

1 in a billion or so that happens

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

That was my counter... by I kept getting bombarded.

And I’m not going to change my ring… this ring is a symbol of our union. If I change it, the marriage is a sham.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions

Uh oh - if true I am fucked

already been through 3 rings just 10 years into it.

by Scruffy Nurfherder on Jan 31, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions

Yep.

You should probably call Adam now.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions

my new one is titanium

is scratches like a bitch

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

My first one was tungsten but I smashed that thing

I bought another $100 one to replace it, so I’m like $210 down on wedding rings.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

Mine was about $120 too.

Widest band I could find, looks like an airplane part.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 31, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions

i have small hands (smells like cabbage) so mine isn't wide at all

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by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

no doubt about it

because you know who paid for mine, right?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

Probably you.

I paid for mine.

I paid for my entire wedding.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

I thought the wife's father was supposed to pay for it.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

Lulz

You’re funny, you.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

Uh huh.

Times have changed.

Especially when the two people getting married are 33 years old with careers (or close to it in my wife’s case).

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions

yep.

My bad.

by b.pate on Jan 31, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions

exactly right

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions

your fiancee?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

That's who paid for mine.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, my wife paid for mine

with my credit card.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

word

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions

i have no problem paying for mine

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions

but she is getting me a $1000

Movado watch my wedding gift though, so there is that!

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

I buy expensive engagement ring

then have to buy not cheap band that matches? Yeah, I’m getting a nice ring.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions

well, my diamond band

matches her diamond band or something. they look nice together or whatever.

i really don’t care. i like it.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah,

I had always assumed I would get diamonds in it. It seemed common to me amongst the Indian men than I knew.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

plus, our rings are our best friends,

so there’s that

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

I can understand this.

We got Gaby a decent, relatively cheap and plain band. She wants it to compliment the gigantic rock that’s on the engagement ring, not take away from it.

It was her idea to get the batman ring for me.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

yeah, my fiance wanted these enhancer things

i think, that basically the engagement ring goes inside these two bands that have smaller diamonds on them. she didn’t want anything that would take away from her rock, but just made it look good

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

Her engagment ring

Is a plain silver band with just one, ginormous rock.

So having a wedding band with diamonds didn’t make sense. We looked at them, though.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

it's this enhancer thing

it looks fucking solid with the engagement ring

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

haha

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, that price range.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

I paid $69 for mine.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

heh

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions

Thanks for finding it BHill.

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by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Now this is the second time that I've had to clean vomit off my keyboard

thanks, photo

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

HAHA!!

Oh no fucking way.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

remember who we're talking about here

makes perfect sense

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

That ring makes absolutely no sense

for any straight male.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

You are 100% correct.

But colonialbob and benji will have a nice life together.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions

hahaha

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

It's the side.

Seeing it while it is being worn wouldn’t reveal how crazy it is.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions

Well this is Benji as fuck.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

Lulz.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

I don't wear a band.

Originally it was because I lost a lot of weight and it didn’t fit me anymore, so we were going to have it resized.

Then I gained all the weight back and still don’t wear it.

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by vfn on Jan 31, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions

Why?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

My wife's kind of big city paranoid

If she wears any jewelry, she wears fake, and she doesn’t like me wearing any at all (which is fine with me), because it attracts pickpockets.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 31, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions

Ah, BA.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

understandable.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions

Heh...

Shoulda put a Stars logo on it, but whatever.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions

We had a Batman themed wedding, so this fits.

Plus..I felt the Stars thing would be going a bit too far, lol.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions

But the Batman is perfectly acceptable and subtle...

Gotcha

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

Exactly.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

Heh...

It’s funny how we rationalize things in our own heads.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions

A batman themed wedding?

Enhance, please

by JustinH89 on Jan 31, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions

Mainly just the decorations.

It was overall a fairly straightforward wedding. It was a surprise, though. People thought they were coming to an engagement party/birthday for me.

Here’s the groom’s cake.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions

Oh, very cool

In my mind, you wore a batman suit instead of a tuxedo

by JustinH89 on Jan 31, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions

Ok...I need some sources to cite about how Fox News and their followers are a community.

Ready, go.

sigh……./headhitsdesk

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:20 AM CST reply actions

/popcorn.gif

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions

OH MY!

/Takeid

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

heyyo

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

My dad watches Fox News.

I never understood why until now.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions

Fox News is leagues ahead of all other "news" outlets

in the soulless, brainless, hot blond achor department.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions

Euros are light years ahead of us

with strip tease news and weather

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions

South America, homes

It’s like prime time porn.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions

We need VFN to screencap his evening news

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

Less the news

but Dancing With the Stars is basically like fucking X-Rated here.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

I've seen clips.

It’s insane.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

Really?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

Uh, yeah.

It’s awesome.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

Noted.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

There was one clip posted here a while ago where it was some dude and a megahot movie star

And the entire dance was just simulated sex that finished with the guy motorboating and groping the hell out of the chick while she lay on her back on a table.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

And she was topless by the end.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

ODB trip to Argentina?

Covering…erm…recruits?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions

OOOOooooo... The Malbec we could get!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

Heh.

The wines there are pretty good and are improving, in large part thanks to American cash and American and European knowledge.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

That's it

Next break from school, I’m coming to Argentina.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

Like the SImpsons Brazil episode.

Where they watch kids show to “learn the ABCs”

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

We actually talked about hot blond anchors on Fox news in class the other day.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions

holywow

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions

A community in what sense?

I’m familiar with the literature on “media bias,” but that may not be what you’re looking for.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions

Basically

I’m writing a paper on the community that has been built around Fox News, and how they play to that community with their programming.

I have to first argue that it is, in fact, an actual community. And cite sources.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

Hrm.

I’m not sure how you go about proving it. I’m sure there are statistics out there about the breakdown of the general political views of the average Fox News viewer. The Daily Show had a study done that showed that people who watch The Daily Show are more likely to have a college education than the viewers of Bill O’Reilly after Bill called their viewers a bunch of pot heads.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, it's going to be tough.

Now, I can argue my stance about how people that watch Fox News generally don’t watch other news outlets, based on personal experience. But finding sources to prove it going to be tough.

Some of my classmates chose ridiculous communities that are impossible to research, like an online Truck Performance forum.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

But college freshmen fresh outta HS are dumb

And are just excited to be out of the house and a place where they can drink

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

Even if you're conservative, imo

Fox News is an insult to your intelligence.

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

I can't speak to this.

I was at my most conservative sometime towards the end of my time at Baylor…listened to Rush and watched some Fox News. Fox News was the first to go.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions

*I can't speak to this now because I don't consider myself a conservative.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions

I'll watch Fox Business/Freedom Watch With Judge Napolitano, but that's about it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

They have a program called "Freedom Watch"???

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions

It's not bad.

Despite being a cheer program for Ron Paul (Judge is a huge fan of his), they actually discuss issues pertinent to true economic and personal conservatism, and not bullshit O’Reilly talking points like “Is Snoop Dogg’s music the reason for school shootings?”

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

I just can't get over the skull-fuckingly retarded name of "Freedom Watch"

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah, Judge is an odd character.

Really sharp guy, nonetheless.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

x

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions

Biggest. Troll. Ever.

The whole thing is a bit.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

It is.

O’Reilly is actually a smart guy. Hannity is the real mccoy.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions

Is he?

I’ve heard his radio show a few times and he doesn’t sound nearly as insane.

Only a few times, though.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions

He's mostly trolling, but he's just a grandiose TV personality.

He did get his Masters at BU, and an MPA from Harvard, so I know he’s not a moron. He’s mostly just pandering to his audience, which is half neo-conservative, and half super progressive and will tune in just to hear what he says next so they can repost.

It’s really brilliant for ratings, but would make Edward R. Murrow turn in his grave, in terms of true journalism.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Are you talking about Hannity or O'Reilly.

Also, rec for Edward R. Murrow reference. Go Cougs.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions

O'Reilly.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions

I thought so. I was asking about Hannity.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions

Loved learning about him in my History of Broadcasting class.

He was a true gem.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions

This sounds vaguely familiar.... at a local level.

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by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions

o'reilly is much better on his radio show

way better

hannity annoys me so much. it makes anyone who is conservative look stupid.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions

YES

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions

You know...

All I really care about is this country not turning into a Theocracy.

And it’s dangerously close as it is.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions

I'm not sure that's the case.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

To me...

And not just me….but it certainly seems as if theology is a bigger part of the political spectrum than it ever has been..at least in recent memory.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

Depends how you classify recent.

Moreover, I think the reason you hear such a vocal group about it now is because of how much diversity there is now [growing atheist population, conflicts with science, greater immigration from NotEurope].

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions

That's a good point.

It’s something I’m really interested in studying.

It just seems that religious views and background are a bigger part of the GOP candidacy this year than they have been in the past, that’s all.

But…then again..I’m relatively new at actually paying close attention to politics.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah...

The Fundamentalist movement started around the 1920’s and has moved in and out of the public conscious at various points since then.

The common perception, I believe, is that Republicans have courted their vote as they’ve grown in numbers and Republicans needed those numbers.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

I think the interesting question is whether the evangelical support was just collateral upside to Nixon's southern strategy

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by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions

So your assumption, coming in as someone who hadn't paid close attention in the past, is that theology is a bigger part of the political spectrum now?

Bigger than what?

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by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions

x

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions

Hey...if I'm wrong then I'm wrong.

I really didn’t want to start a theology or politics debate and I apologize.

I’m still finding my way in the political world, especially how things are now vs. historically.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions

I'm not trying to intimidate you or tell you that you shouldn't be asking questions or posting thoughts

Far from it.

I’m just curious why the default assumption was “this is more theological than in the past” when you said you didn’t pay much attention to the past.

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by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions

Gotcha

Let me rephrase that.

I’ve always paid cursory attention to politics, mainly because of my parents. I’ve only been able to vote for three elections, including the upcoming election.

Only recently have I really started to pay close attention to….everything. And to me, compared to what I observed growing up, the theological background and beliefs of the candidates seems to be a much bigger part of the political world now than it was in the 90’s.

There are GOP candidates with some very….convicted….religious views and how they should be tied into politics. I see arguments by both the media (Fox News) and others how “God” is being attacked and taken out of the government. We’re talking about the debate of God being on the dollar bill, prayer in school, etc.

Now, I realize that many of the super conservatives are the ones that have either dropped out or don’t stand a chance. Just feels like, to me, the focus of theology is higher than it has been in the past.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions

Three things:

1) This primary season for the GOP has been as hotly contested as any I can recall in the past few cycles and has been covered like never before from the Republicans, so it would make sense to see the candidates delving more deeply to attack each other. I don’t necessarily agree that theology has played a bigger role than normally, particularly given that we’ve only had four primaries so far and two of them were Iowa (very socially conservative on the GOP side) and South Carolina (the same), but that could be a reason for your appreciation.
2) It’s the candidates that are actually involved this time. His Iowa win kept Santorum, an arch conservative on social issues if there ever was one, in the race longer than he should have ever been. He’s not electable, but he entices social conservatives in a field that includes Gingrich (divorced 2000 times) and Romney (Mormon). Gingrich is most easily attacked for perceived (probably real) weaknesses on social issues, particularly marriage, so it makes sense to attack him on that ground. That’s why Romney talks about being married to the same woman for 42 years every time he opens his mouth. That’s why Santorum hammers home his socially conservative mantra. There have been people saying all along that Romney’s biggest problem is that he isn’t Christian, so it also makes sense to attack him for the same reason. Talk about your Christianity to highlight the fact that he’s not Christian. That’s important to the far right base and it’s being used against Romney.
3) The wings of the parties are always targeted in primaries to solidify the bases for the general election, then they are largely discarded for the middle. The far right base of the GOP is mostly Christian. Throwing them meat in the primaries is just how it’s done.

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by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions

I should have formatted this better.

I really think the second point is the biggest. The presence of Santorum (whose only real platform is over-the-top social conservatism), combined with Gingrich (with all of his baggage), and Romney (who is Mormon) makes this a perfect storm for social conservatism.

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by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions

I don't think it's much closer now that it has been previously.

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by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

Am I being trolled right now?

I feel like I’m being trolled right now.

/I don’t want to argue about this today.

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by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

Naw, I don't want to argue this with you.

Sorry I brought it up, actually.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions

The evangelical demographic is aging

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by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

Sort of.

It does seem to be changing a bit in the younger generation, but there are still plenty of far right evangelicals amongst them.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

/Baylor

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

To some degree,

but probably not as much as you’d expect. Baylor requires students to take 2 semesters of religion, at least one of which involves a course on the Bible [most either do OT and NT or do a survey course]. Those courses are far, far less conservative and much more in line with academic theology than most would guess. It often makes me wonder how people/pastors who I know have taken those courses still stick with the far right interpretations.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

I was excited about the Christian Heritage class because I expected the history of the church

which would’ve been interesting.

Instead, I got a semester-long treatise on Biblical authorship and theology.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions

Interesting.

At TCU, the only requirement was a single religion class of your choice.

That could have been World Religions, Bible, Islam, or several others.

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by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

Religions of the World is also an option

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

I see.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

What??

How long has that been an option?

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions

It was an option when I got there in 2003, I think.

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by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions

(looks around suspiciously)

I started in ’02, but….I would much rather have taken that than Christian Heritage.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions

Not enough of them in the younger generations to exercise a veto power on hot-button social issues.

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by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

Perhaps.

They’re more likely to have large families moving forward…

…also, W and other Republicans who are popular with Hispanics often find common ground on religion.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions

There's certainly a fresh wave of young zealots to take their place

I went to college with several thousand of them.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

I served that ole boy hundreds of drinks back in my bartending days....

pretty sure he drank scotch and water..

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by BigGuns on Jan 31, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions

This was me in my early college days.

In no small part as a rebellion or whatever against the left wing extremism crawling all over the Western Washington campus.

But even thing Fox annoyed me. Not that the other alternatives didn’t, as well.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions

Hmmm. That seems difficult without first adopting some defensible notion of what a "community" is.

Have you thought about hitting the bars instead?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

In any event, here's an interesting recent poll...

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2012/01/3rd-annual-tv-news-trust-poll.html

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions

There's really no right answer

This is more about being able to write an argumentative paper.

Thanks for the link.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions

About that link

“Main takeaway from this poll: tv news has become just as polarizing as the political parties in this country.”

I strongly disagree that this is the “main takeaway” from a poll demonstrating that GOP voters are caught in a one-source media cocoon, while Dems and Independents rely upon virtually every other mainstream outlet for news consumption. The “main takeaway” is that GOP voters in general, and Fox News viewers more particularly, are members of an echo chamber.

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by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions

Extending that last point seems unfair,

but I didn’t click the link.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

The poll only directly supports the first conclusion, but the second conclusion is a fair inference.

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by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

Exactly!

This is the entire basis for my argument. It’s a community, not in the traditional sense, but in a philosophical and political sense.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

Fox also has a branded community: "Fox Nation"

Check out the reference to America’s Talking; not a source of discussion about their community, but at least something you can work in as demonstrable evidence.

by Jose Cardenal on Jan 31, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions

I'd probably start with Bennedict Anderson's work on the subject,

particularly Imagined Communities. A central premise is that communications media such as print were instrumental in allowing people to think of themselves as cohesive groups beyond the local.

I’d also look at the things Fox News does to foster a sense of community such as answering viewer email on screen and engaging in other forms of direct address. I have no idea whether they have discussion fora, but that would work too. Sure you can find survey data about what the viewers think, but arguably what makes them a community is what they do … communing and all.

by other_shoe on Jan 31, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions

Awesome! Thanks.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions

You're welcome and you should absolutely be able to get by with skimming or an excerpt from Anderson.

The book is good, but reading the whole thing would be overkill for this.

by other_shoe on Jan 31, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions

I was hoping you would chime in.

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by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions

SUP FUCKERS!

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 AM CST reply actions

I guess people don't like being called fuckers...

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

Well I didn't think it was a question more than it was a loud statement...My bad.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions

I'm confused.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

It's normal for your weiner to get hard.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

Sometimes, a boy and a girl like each other...

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions

my mistake

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions

I just don't like being yelled at...

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by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

So I was looking a data file of customer information.

There’s a customer with the name Ronald Beasley.

So close.

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by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 10:29 AM CST reply actions

Hah

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions

So I started watching the Simpsons from season 1

I plan on going through as many seasons as I can before the show stops being funny. I didn’t realize some of these storylines were in the first season like Sideshow Bob framing Krusty and Bart cutting the head off of the statue.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 10:34 AM CST reply actions

They are funny for about 12 more seasons.

Though after season 8 or 9 they aren’t near as clever and brilliant, but still pretty funny.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

I stopped watching like 5 or 6 years ago

so I’m going to try going as long as possible, but I don’t expect to keep watching past 13.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

You should get back to watching these past two years.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

I tried watching the first 2 episodes of this season

Sorry, but it was complete shit. There were a few smart jokes, but nothing that made me laugh.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

everyonce in awhile

i see a new episode it just seems like the characters in the show are charicatures of what they used to be and the jokes are entirely to obvious or they’re trying to hard

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

You can skip season 1, really.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

This

Season 1 is almost a complete wash. Season 2 has some solid moments, but still mostly meh.

3-6 is pure comedy legend. 7-9 is still excellent. After that, it’s still funny, but more sporadic.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions

People haven't noticed

but the Simpsons these past few seasons have been the best in years. Best since those prime seasons.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

I think once they came out with the movie, it got much better.

It’s almost as if they were phoning it in just so they could have time to make the movie.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

Watched Barts Soul last night.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

My roommate and I used to sit in the SUB at Baylor and just quote Simpsons for hours between classes

“Webster’s defines a contract as an agreement between two parties which is unbreakable. Which is UN-BREAKABLE….
…
…
…I’m gonna need to go the bathroom.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

"Homer, there's someone here to see you."

“Is it Batman?”
“No, he says he’s a scientist.”
“Batman’s a scientist!”
…
…
“It’s not Batman.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions

"I knew I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut."

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

"My work here is done.

“You didn’t do anything!”
“Didn’t I?”

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions

That ep is pretty much 100% quotable

“A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet….goes on.”
“Does anyone wanna change seats?”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

"Aaaaand, on behalf of all of us here at Springfield, I'd like to say 'May the Force Be With You."

“Do you even know who I am?”
“I’d like to think so. Aren’t you one of those Little Rascals?”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

Mono = One

Rail = Rail

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

"You know, a town with money is kinda like a mule with a spinning wheel

No one knows how he got it, and darned if he knows how to use it!"
(laughter)
Homer: (5 secs later) Hehehe….mule.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

Bart turns into an anchor

“Think harder, Homer.”

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions

"I call the big one Bitey"

“Donuts, is there anything they can’t do?”

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

Season 1 has all these episodes I haven't seen in years though

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions

bart the general and the family therapy eps

arent terrible. the animation and voices are kinda hard to sit through at times

as season 2 progresses it stars to get better. i really like the one where marge and homer go on a marriage retreat after homer gets drunk at their party. QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!

Also season 2 has lisa’s substitute which is fuckin phenomenal

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

The animation is pretty terrible

but I like watching it because its fun to see how far they’ve come with that over the years.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions

nah

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions

are they on netflix?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions

The lady behind the counter at the UC convenience store looks like this.

Talks just like her too.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:38 AM CST reply actions

I have a pretty deep voice and have since I was 11 or 12

I ordered a pizza to pickup around then and went inside to pay for it, only to be faced with a woman that looked remarkably like that with foot long yellow painted fingernails. I asked for my pizza, and she said “Oooh baby, was that you on the phone? You should be on one of those 1-800 Talk Dirty numbers.” Scared the shit out of me.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

gender ninja

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 31, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions

Still not gonna fly

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

I'm gonna force this shit.

I’m totally gonna make it a thing.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Jan 31, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions

Wake up

You’re gonna wake up to nothin’
Break up
The break up is comin’

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 10:45 AM CST reply actions

Underrated movie.

And you see Jen Aniston full-backside nekkid with a tablespoon of side boob… it’s glorious.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions

i watched it again recently,

better than i remembered

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions

Really quite touching and sad

and VV is just the right amount of funny

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

kind of a real life movie

which are nice sometimes

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions

I like those movies when they have an ending like that (Spoilers???)

Its not the happy ending people want, but everyone is at peace with the way their lives have gone which is nice too.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

no kidding

it’s nice to see movies that actually depict a somewhat real thing. not just, everyone is happy now together and even though the last few months were complete shit, we’re forgetting all of that and moving on

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions

Have you seen Everything Must Go?

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions

is that will ferrell?

i have not seen it

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah

Its a pretty good movie and not like the usual Will Ferrell movies. Kind of similar movie that came to mind when thinking of The Breakup.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions

kind of like Science Fiction or whatever it was called?

that was good

stranger than fiction*

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions

Haven't seen that yet

I’m going to try to watch it soon.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions

you should

it’s a good

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions

So good.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions

500 Days of Summer kind of ran in this same vein

good movie as well

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

very good movie

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

spoiler alert

that was one where i was actually “rooting” for them to get together.

it was done the right way though. i liked it

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

I had no clue The Breakup was actually watchable.

I’ll have to check it out.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

not bad

Vince Vaughn is good in it

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

another probably underrated VV movie

where he is decently funny is, umm, the movie where the couples go on a vacation. umm, what the fuck is it?

Couples Retreat! Not a bad movie

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions

Couples Retreat is not that good

Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau, and Vince Vaughn make it viewable, but that’s about it for me. It just seemed way too generic.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

i thought the guys were funny in it

my fav scene is with the sharks

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions

Is it a case of the preview showing you the funniest part of the movie?

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions

Not all of them

but yeah, some of the best jokes were seen in the previews

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions

yeah, for the most part

though there are a couple of scenes that i was just rolling.

have you seen Horrible Bosses? I liked that movie. i have the Blu-Ray, i keep meaning to watch it again

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

No, that's on the list.

Definitely want to watch it.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions

Horrible Bosses is greatness

I feel like every time I watch it, I have a new favorite in the movie. Every actor in it is just so damn funny.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions

i want to bend her over a barrel

and show her all 50 states

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions

I'm going to assume you're talking about Jennifer Aniston

Who is way too hot in that movie to not be naked.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions

Fuck me, just got it

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions

She's too classy.

That’s one of the reasons I love her so. Rachel and her braless ways were enough to get my through middle school.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions

It was like they shot Friends on a 50 degree set

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions

wasn't she supposed to be?

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by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

Horrible Bosses is great.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions

Ummm....

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions

I expected to hate it.

But it was actually funny.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions

Yep

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions

Nice change-up from the normal

happily ever after films thrown out there all too often.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
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by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

Surprised they didn't go for the cheesy ending.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions

I think the ending propelled it to 'pretty darn good movie' status.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions

Spoilers and all that:

I remember reading somewhere that they planned a clean-separation ending. Apparently, the test audiences hated it so they added that last bit at the end to give the ‘happily ever after’ fans hope.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions

I'm happy they did

because 9 times out of 10, I hate when a movie ends like that.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions

Yep

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions

Side boob

You like that side boob? Well, you shouldn’t- because that’s MY side boob.

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- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

Which movie is this?

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

The Breakup

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

I really wanna try the KFC wings but I know they're gonna fucking suck like everything else but the potato wedges from that place.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:47 AM CST reply actions

But those potato wedges....

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

When a buddy of mine picks up dinner for him and his kids and it's chicken...

He gets the chicken from Church’s then drives next door to KFC to get the wedges. The drive thru attendant looks confused.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

Fucking KFC

Every time I go there, I keep thinking the chicken won’t taste like crap. They fool me about once a year.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

They're the fucking candy corn of the chicken industry

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

Then Sonic's popcorn poppers are the Tootsie Rolls of the chicken industry

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by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions

those things fucking suck

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by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions

Not sure if I've ever had their popcorn poopers

I get burgers or some ice cream thing or slush drink when I go there. On rare occasions, I venture out to the chicken tenders.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

Yep.

I put them too high on my tier list and I don’t know why.

(Also, do you have more info for your coworker or whatever? Ask below and I’ll answer.)

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions

I'll either try and find you tomorrow or send an email.

I haven’t had a chance to talk with her at all.

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by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions

Taco Bell does this to me...

Fucking assholes.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

cheesy gordita crunch is the only thing that I will go to taco bell for

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by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

I'm going to ask a Mexican for his mom's Cheesy Gordita Crunch recipe

and see what he says.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions

Don't do it if you ever want to eat her food again.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions

I don't go to taco bell for mexican food

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

I don't think they even call themselved "Tex Mex" or anything like that

Taco Bell truly defies categorization.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions

I categorize it as "Don't want."

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by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions

Retrojunk covered that very thing pretty well.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions

very interesting, thanks

Since the old school brown and gold logo and border lingo has been seen as some as indicative of (or even insensitive to) Latin American culture, the purple, bun-less transition may very well be an attempt by the company to re-brand itself as something other than a Mexican food service. And if you needed any proof for my assertion, note this: in Mexico, Taco Bell is actually marketed as an AMERICAN FOOD restaurant.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions

The thought of actual Mexicans eating Taco Bell just blows my mind

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"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions

Me, too!

I’m just sitting trying to figure out what in the fuck is going on here…

It’s like Pizza Hut opening in Italy.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions

Taco Bell

I once saw their food described as “Mexoid.” I still think that’s the best term anyone’s come up with for it.

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- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 31, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions

Half pound cheesy potato burrito.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions

Both sound disgusting.

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions

Your ears suck.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions

Sorry man...

I’ve just been ass fucked by Taco Bell too many times.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions

KFC Shame Bowls are the truth.

I’m glad someone had the balls to say, “Everyone wants it, so let’s give it to them. Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, cheese, and bacon all in the same fucking bowl!”

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

Don't forget the corn.

They had to put vegetable in there.

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by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions

I almost want to tell them to hold the corn... like... don't even bother.

But I do appreciate the sweet little texture it provides.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions

KFC has seemingly become underrated to me.

There are better places for fried chicken, but their sandwiches and the extra crispy still taste good to me. The biscuits are decent.

But, yes, the wedges are the closest to high quality of anything they make. I don’t know what they did to their macaroni and cheese.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions

Speaking of it's two piece Tuesday at Popeyes...

A leg and a thigh for $.99

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions

That's a Sore Dick Deal.

Can’t beat it.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions

Just go during peak lunch hours to make sure your shit is fresh.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions

Fuck, I'm driving by a Popeyes in a minute, and here I am eating lunch I made myself.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions

Wow.

by octoberty on Jan 31, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions

It's never too late...

It’s a $2 investment

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions

'Mericuh

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions

The return on that investment

is it worth it?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions

Goddamn right it is. it's $2 for four pieces of the best part of the chicken. Legs and thighs.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions

Breasts are far superior

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions

I would like to do a study to see if this is true for how guys prefer their women.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions

I don't have a type

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions

Let me rephrase...

Which women’s body parts a man prefers to another. Most guys are either tits, or legs and thighs. I’m legs and thighs.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions

humm... I wonder if I can get that survey past IRB..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions

Breasts are the best part of the chicken.

They are nowhere near the most important part of the woman.

How did I affect your study?

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions

It's all preference.

I prefer dark because of the fat content… makes the texture and flavor more enjoyable for me. Some like the white meat breasts… I find them easily dried out and the texture mealy. A properly cooked chicken breast is quite good.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions

Very true.

It’s just hard to find somebody who can cook a good breast.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions

Very difficult thing to do.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions

Big Mama's does it well.

But there’s nothing they don’t.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions

Brine, man.

Brine.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions

yes

and bringing it up to temperature gradually instead of using higher heat

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions

Yep.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions

160 to 165

is the key to a properly cooked chicken breast. You start going over 165 degrees and it starts to dry out really quickly.

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by Escher on Jan 31, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions

And its Popeye's Chicken

Its not like that crap at KFC

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions

We need more Popeyes locations here in College Station.

I would go if it wasn’t so far away. Though, we do have multiple Chicken Es close by.

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by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions

That's a solid substitution though.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions

But I like spicy chicken...

So fresh Popeye’s >> ChickenE. The one negative is that Popeye’s can be hit or miss because the people that work there just don’t give a shit.

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by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions

Popeyes doesn't sell CrackTea though

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions

True

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions

the people that work there can't pronounce "CAJUN" ...

/racist . . . StudCrackers, I’ll sell you this routine for $5. “CAjun.” “CaYUN?” “CAjun!”

by Schoolly_D on Jan 31, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions

you strike me as an anti comedy guy

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions

more like a comedy wannabe

could never in a million years get my balls big enough to get up onstage like you, much respect

by Schoolly_D on Jan 31, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions

it's pretty addictive

if you really enjoy it at 1st

did a show in allen last night that didnt expect to go well at all but it went great and i got a little money thrown my way that i wasnt expecting either

new stuff im workin on isnt goin that great right now though

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions

i like their biscuits

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions

NOT INCLUDED

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions

what part of chicken exactly is the nugget?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions

The chuckle

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions

I had a friend who thought chicken nuggets were made from baby chicks

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions

the delicious part

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions

one rogue McD's here selling 6pc for 99c

I’ve been abusing them all week

by Schoolly_D on Jan 31, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions

x

IamaGM IamaGM.com
Nice H-O-R-S-E shot by Vince Carter: youtu.be/lB9xxK_-CLE

by octoberty on Jan 31, 2012 10:48 AM CST reply actions

Diop it like it's hot

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/video-desagana-diop-worst-free-throw-miss-nba-192528180.html

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 10:49 AM CST reply actions

Heh

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 11:01 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

BWAH HA HA HA!!

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions

Lol RIP indeed

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions

Y'all ever watch those shows like Extra or Entertainment Tonight?

They’re on after or before something I’ve watched sometimes, and they just stay on. It’s amazing to me that they’re a real thing. They literally offer nothing of value.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions

TMZ, my friend.

It’s on Fox usually right after an episode of the Simpsons or something that I’m watching in bed.

It will come on and my wife will make me sit through as much of it as I can as she learns about the Hollywood stars and what they said at the airport.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions

TMZ is the one where they have little black-and-white chat sessions between segments, right?

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions

Where they all sit in their cubicle space and talk to the vegan guy that tans like crazy.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions

and its still more entertaining to watch than Storage Wars

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions

OH FUCK YOU

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions

you, sir, are a liar

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

LANA DEL REY

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, YOU GUYS

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 11:01 AM CST reply actions

Her act has already worn thin.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions

I'm more tired of the people who think she's single-handedly set back women's rights 20 years.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions

What'd I miss?

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions

Who's that?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions

She's the latest creature to emerge from indie music's weird-science lab.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions

GIS tells me she fucking sucks.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions

She's pretty hot.

Search “Video Games” in YouTube.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions

I refuse.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions

I haven't listened to her stuff,

I saw the awful/awkward SNL performance and figured she was DOA, but the review I read said it was some good stuff and a lot of awful stuff. That good enough to keep going?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions

speaking of the simpsons and movies

how fucking awesome was the simpsons movie?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 11:02 AM CST reply actions

Pretty goddamn great, I'd say

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions

fuck yes

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

One of the better tv show to movie adaptations.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions

It turned out awesome.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

With such a high chance that it would completely disappoint,

I give mad credit for how good it was. Most Simpsons nerds found it funny… and boy, were they ready to tear it to shreds.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

no kidding

best thing they had done in a decade

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

I absolutely lost it when Wiggum has the donuts on his pistol

and nearly blows his head off while eating one, goes “Whoa, that was a close one,” and proceeds to keep eating…

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions

I enjoyed it very much

I thought it was going to disappoint, but it was great.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

It was alright

I was hoping for more but didn’t expect much.

I was just most pissed that I didn’t get a chance to see it in theaters. A Simpsons movie isn’t as special when seen on a TV.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions

It did drag in the middle third

going to Alaska and all that, but I really understand that. They gotta fill up an hour and a half somehow, which is so often the downfall of movie adaptations of half-hour TV shows, but I personally thought it started and ended pretty strongly.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions

Yeah the part with the eskimo lady is the only drag for me

Still…I was one of those Simpsons nerds who expected garbage and ended up getting an easy B+/A- movie.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions

The gold standard for film adaptations of TV shows is South Park

Pulled it off fucking perfectly.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

Sorry, that would be Serenity

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions

plus the direction

of the show changed for the better after the releease of the movie

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions

very good

since albert brooks voiced the role of the villain i wish it’d have been hank scorpio though

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions

Relevant.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 11:05 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

Liam Neeson is like Vishnu

All badasses are really just different manifestations of Liam Neeson.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions

Born to mentor, and then to die.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions

God I love this man.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions

I had a friend call yesterday to tell me The Grey had no 'redeeming value'

he hung up after I reminded him that he’d paid actual money to see Daughtry.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 31, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions

I would assume that you are no longer "friends" with this person,

correct?

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions

I would hope he drove to his house and punched him with a fist full of shattered airline alcohol bottles

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions

I just asked a guy at work to help me with something

and he was called into an office and let go about 1 minute after.

Ouch.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 11:08 AM CST reply actions

Oh my.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions

I knew it couldn't be good when I was talking to him and another person comes up and asks him "Hey, you got a sec? Let's go chat."

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions

Jesus, who gets fired on a Tuesday?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions

Last day of the month

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions

ouch

now you’re screwed with the help

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions

So, he didn't end up helping you?

Some people are just lazy.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions

I'm starting to understand why they fired his ass.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions

I haven't seen him since.

I tried to stay out of the main area, and the one time I walked by his desk, he wasn’t there.

He was absent quite a bit.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Jan 31, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions

Having a friend who works in HR

makes me doubt not only my previously assumed standard for the average American’s work ethic, but also the percentage I had assumed were batshit crazy.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions

Firefox 10 is out today.

The frequency of their releases are getting ridiculous.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 11:19 AM CST reply actions

gagree

by Schoolly_D on Jan 31, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions

Is it any good?

Because Firefox has become nearly unusable to be in the past few years.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 31, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions

There's basically no difference

except for a few small features.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions

sounds about par for that course.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions

I feel like the releases are a result of not getting any good stable release out there with the last few tries

Hopefully this is the last for a while.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions

Rangers Caravan Luncheon tomorrow in Round Rock: what to get signed?

Gonna sit w/ PhilAr, thanks to LSB networking. You can get one item signed — what should I choose? Man, I should’ve gotten a Rangers baseball. Got a white jersey …

Scheduled: Kinsler, Mike Adams, Nolan, Wash, Eric Nadel, Jackie Moore, Dave Anderson.

by Schoolly_D on Jan 31, 2012 11:27 AM CST reply actions

Easy

Nolan Ryan signs 4375 packages of Nolan Ryan All Beef Hot Dogs

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 31, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions

C'mon

I expect no less than 35,000 autographs from that man.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions

Multiply 4375 by 8

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Jan 31, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions

I was told there would be no math in this OT thread

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions

this guy asked Nolan Ryan to sign his hot dog ...

by Schoolly_D on Jan 31, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions

All-Time No. 1 Draft Pick Team

C – Joe Mauer
1B – Adrian Gonzalez
2B – Shawon Dunston
SS – Alex Rodriguez
3B – Chipper Jones
LF – Rick Monday
CF – Ken Griffey Jr.
RF – Darryl Strawberry
DH – Harold Baines
Punter – Darin Erstad

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:28 AM CST reply actions

You can't put Dunston's gun at 2B.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions

He'll break Gonzalez's arm?

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions

I'd take Hamilton over Rick Monday

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions

And soon, I'd probably take Justin Upton over Hamilton

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions

I just went by fWAR because I was lazy.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions

Also, if we're allowed to move positions

I’ll put Chipper at 2b, and put Bob Horner at 3b :)

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions

That'll be fun defense.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions

And Jeff Burroughs gets no love.

:(

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Jan 31, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions

Random thought of the day

If there’s a more beautiful language to hear sung than Brazilian Portuguese, I don’t know what it is. So easy on the ears.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Jan 31, 2012 11:37 AM CST reply actions

Proof:

Esperanza

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions

In advertising class

Professor asks us about smart cars, like who would buy them and why…

…any of you like/drive smart cars?

by JustinH89 on Jan 31, 2012 11:41 AM CST reply actions

eco friendly europeans.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions

typically single.

25-45, female. if i had to guess.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions

smart cars just kinda scare me

Think about it, if you get in a wreck, you’re probably pretty dead, kinda the same reason I wouldn’t want a motorcycle, or other small cars

by JustinH89 on Jan 31, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions

my yukon could kick a 45 yard field goal with a smart car

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions

When you're in a car accident...

Make sure the other person gets killed instead of you.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions

they look moronic

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions

I think I'm gonna give up all soda for the month of Feb

and see how I feel.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:41 AM CST reply actions

Be prepared for possible headaches once the afternoon rolls around.

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Jan 31, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions

I'm a 3 cans a day sort of guy

I’m anticipating full on withdrawal symptoms.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions

that is going to suck

take an Excedrin one a day for a week,,,

those are about equal in caffeine content

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions

Wouldn't this defeat the purpose of trying to get off sodas?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions

No

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions

no... it is probably less than the 3 cans of coke..

it is equal to 1 cup of coffee caffine wise..

do that intially and then ween yourself

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions

Nah, it's the sugars and syrup I need to cut out

Stuff is wrecking my digestive system.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions

Diet?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions

Nah I'm actually 10 lbs underweight

But my stomach has never been alright since the surgery. Plus, just not a great idea to drink that much soda all the time.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions

K.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions

havn't had a soda in 4 years

makes going to the bar a bitch though

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions

why's that?

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions

either you are drinking beer or straight liqour..

I do miss Bourbon in coke from time to time

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions

i see

ive never had an entire can of soda in my life that didnt involve alcohol in it. just water for me and from time to time milk (alcohol notwithstanding)

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions

I drink water, gatorade, milk and coffee..

with an occassional lemonade/tea mixed in…

the problem is wtf to drink if you don’t want beer

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions

shots!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

dude.. I am not that young anymore

shits hurt the next day…

anymore I feel hung over for 2 or 3 days now.. it is no longer just a simple ealy morning inconvenience.

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions

I just drink a lot of water and take two ibuprofen before I go to sleep

sometimes I wake up a little sluggish but no big deal

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

I hurt the next day...

water does not do it for me anymore..

I think SFA gave em permanent liver and kidney damage..

Or I just finally got old..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions

i drink:

water
coffee (espresso) based drinks
energy drinks
and a little milk/juice

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions

beer never sours on me

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

to a point

some times I jsut don’t want a beer.. I guess that on those night I should just not go to the bar and solve many potential problems

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions

hells yes

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 11:53 AM CST reply actions

I really want to go to Singapore

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions

Singapore, with a day trip across the bridge to Malaysia

Yup. Sign me up.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions

Me too

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions

Thailand

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions

Operator, give me Thailand.

T-I-and so on.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah, this too

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions

some amazing reefs..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

I hate that $1,400 is about as cheap as you can hope to fly there and back

Starting off a 2-person vacation at $3k before you’ve done anything is rough.

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions

$1,300-1,400 is the going rate for just about all non-holiday international flights to Europe/Asia

The ticket to Copenhagen in June is gonna be $1,375 from DFW.

Just ridiculous.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions

Is that going to Bangkok?

by Ranger miker on Jan 31, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions

I was looking at Singapore, actually

by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah.

Even more to go to India. Cousin is getting married this summer, but we don’t know if we’ll be able to go. A $3-4K outlay just in airfare is rough.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions

I think I read somewhere that India is about as long a flight away from the US as you can take

At least going east-west or vice versa.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah, it sure seems like that when you're making it.

Hard not to be in the air 24 hours.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions

ugh

that would suck something fierce

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

It's not fun.

It’s even worse when you only go for 4 days.

Here’s how bad the time zone change is: It’s not even a ‘whole number’ of hours different, it’s 11.5.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions

yikes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

That's about how much my flight to Brazil is

So expensive

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 31, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions

I think I'd like that.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions

Just found out that Tucker Max is coming out with two new books next week

I’m excited

by JustinH89 on Jan 31, 2012 11:55 AM CST reply actions

I'm interested.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions

seriously?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

How does that not fit the character?

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions

I thought he was better than that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

Is this where we start that thing where somebody says "TUCKER MAX'S STORIES AREN'T TRUE"

And I say “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK AS LONG AS IT ENTERTAINS ME”

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions

no...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell was entertaining.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions

I have read a few of his stories

I remember something about a bullhorn in one of them. I could not get past the doucheyness

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

id imagine all his books are exactly the same

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions

pretty much

the same format, but different stories, of course. They really are entertaining, though

by JustinH89 on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions

i read his 1st book

when i was 16 or so and the stories are interesting. the thing that annoys me is how he says he’s always totally sloshed and yet he remembers the dialogue perfectly

also that he claims all his shit is real

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions

And all of his friends are the wittiest motherfuckers on Earth.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

I think he mentioned in one story

that he carries around a tape recorder, i guess like people do for college lectures, though that would be pretty odd to see someone in a bar with a tape recorder

by JustinH89 on Jan 31, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions

I guess that doesn't bother me as much as most people.

I assume every writer is full of shit.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions

I am going to start reading sleepwalk with me today

I like mike birbiglia’s stories

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

that guy is hilarious

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions

I want to read the book before the movie comes out

I wish he would come to texas

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

same here

idk if ive ever seen a calendar date of him coming here. he’s probably the type that would just come to austin though

curious when the movie will be released to the general public

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions

I think I have read somewhere that his shows don't go over well here or something

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

perhaps in the past that's been the case

but he’s one of the most successful comics out there (more of a great storyteller at this point) so it’d be hard to see him suck nowadays

plus he probably does large venues now

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions

I wish he would come

I mean, he is playing kentucky!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

OH GREAT.

BECAUSE EVERYTHING THAT ASSHAT SAYS IS SOLID GOLD.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Jan 31, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions

I have never seen any of his stuff

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

It's not as bad as people make it out to be..

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions

BTO's being dropped.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 31, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions

Oh hey look...

Something else VFN hates.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions

MISOGYNY YOU GUYS

APPARENTLY THE BEST FUCKING THING.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 31, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions

This is LSB and if you don't like misogyny you can git out!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions

I'm not sure when misogyny became an important, integral, or founding part of the LSB experience.

I mean, I wasn’t hear at the beginning, but I’ve been here a long time.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions

I don't know about important or integral

but it’s hard to miss it here.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions

That's a separate issue entirely from essentially saying "that's what LSB is, you're in the wrong place if it's not what you're looking for."

Nevermind it’s definitely gotten worse over the last year or two.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions

It's my number one complaint about LSB

Really, my only real complaint.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions

come for the misogyny, but stay for the casual homophobia.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Hahahahaha.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions

it's homophobia mixed with a heavy dose of homoeroticism

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions

I totally have a raging clue, right now.

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

I hope the fact that I spelled it wrong isn't lost on you guys...

I meant it sarcastically.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions

Okay, good.

I’m still rolling with this joke, though.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions

Go nuts.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions

Wait, spelled wrong?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions

"git"

Designed to put across a hillbilly who hate’s change’s accent.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions

Oh.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions

That makes IANF sarcastic as hell.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions

We should join other communities and do dumb things.

And tell the people who have been around longer than we have that that’s just the way things are, and they should leave if they’re not down.

“This is Halo’s Heaven. If you don’t like gore pics, you can get out.”

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Fuck that! A's nation has always loved scat pictures. GTFO!

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions

This is Bloody Elbow.

If you’re not a Brony, you can just go die.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions

the whole brony thing fascinates me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

Me, too.

They don’t even annoy me the way they do everyone else. I find it mostly amusing.

There was a group of them in the park the other day.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions

I didn't know they annoyed people

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

Oh god.

Oh my god.

They drive folks up the wall simply for existing.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

hmm

I guess everyone gets annoyed by something. seems trivial

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

Wait, they exist in the real world?

I assumed their shame would keep them from congregating out in public.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

Not even close.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions

Very few of them have shame.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions

I feel more... repulsion

Although maybe it’s my SSS with said people.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 31, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions

you have interacted with them?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

Dudes in other forums

Creepy as shit, then later reveal they are Brony as hell = seems to fall into place.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 31, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

Okay... I'm afraid to google it at work.

What is Brony?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Jan 31, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions

Grown men obsessed with My Little Pony

Not always sexually.. but you’d be surprised.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Jan 31, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions

lol...

sick

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions

Specifically, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

They don’t care about the original, they like the current Power Puff Girls-esque version.

(Which is not actually a terrible children’s cartoon, but I digress. . .)

Most of them do it for the lulz, though.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions

dudes who love the my little pony cartoon

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

I'm putting this in my Top Three Strangest Things I've Learned on LSB

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions

I learn so much internet shit here

sometimes literally

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions

For cereal

Between this and Grantland, I feel up to date on what’s the latest happenings of this here internet most of the time. Crazy.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions

x

http://bronies.memebase.com/

I don’t think it’s nsfw…but I haven’t really gotten into it.

I don’t really get it though.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions

right click me ^^

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions

This is what some of them watch for, Ryin.

I’m very sorry.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions

ha..

brony’s are my new fascination…can’t wait to tell my brother about them

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions

There's nothing to get.

It’s people who like the cartoon, people who have weird sexual tendencies towards the cartoon, or people who simply find the sub-culture amusing and join in for the memes, trolling, and amusing quotes.

MonkeyEpoxy is a big fan of Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. He’s a poser.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions

Heh

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions

I only found out about it because of gawker

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

Now I'm curious what the other two might be.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 31, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions

one is some guys don't like Blow jobs.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions

I've known that for years though

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions

This is still being masqueraded as what happened

when, in fact what was said, was that there are better things to look forward to in the bedroom than a blowjob.

But I’ve grown too old and weary for this argument again.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions

*raises fist, bows head

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions

Shut up, blow job hater.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions

the meme was inevitable

just roll with it.

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions

I have.

I just like to defend it once every week when it comes up so any n00bs or people unfamiliar with it doesn’t think I’m some sicko.

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by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions

its very sad Ace very sad

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by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions

haha.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions

x

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions

they really referenced that on the cartoon?

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by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

This OT thread is now 20% more meta.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

heh

did you see the other videos on knowyourmeme link above? for sniper + soldier and the yeah.avi video?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions

Yes.

:D

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions

come play tonight @ OSF

for real

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions

Then don't go to Bloody Elbow.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

what is this?

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

Brony land, basically.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions

Is that short for Jabrony?

As in wrestling enthusiasts?

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by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions

adult males that watch/love My Little Pony.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions

Oh what the fuck.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Yep.

Go tell them how much you like Applejack.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions

hmm

I want to see this

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

when you guys say brony

are yall using it like the urban dictionary definition?

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brony

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions

Actually, that article sucks.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions

ponychan...lol

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by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions

he's no maddox

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions

I was just told not to go in to the living room because my roommate is naked.

Jelly?

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 AM CST reply actions

cool story

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions

we will be waiting for your naked roommate stories

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions

why would he be naked in the living room?

by JustinH89 on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions

It's a she.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions

oh

well, still, why?

by JustinH89 on Jan 31, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions

because...she can?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions

I actually don't know.

Had something to do with changing her clothes in front of my fiancee.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions

Why don't you just live with your fiancee

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions

$

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions

Depends if she's hot.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions

She just walked in to show me her little black dress.

I’d say I’ve overlooked her more than a bit.

She’s pretty popular with the men folk. See the breasts discussion above for why I’d overlook her and others wouldn’t so much.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions

pics or gtfo

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah right.

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by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions

Cereal.

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by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions

He asks as he walks into the living room

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Jan 31, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions

I have a hot female roommate who walks around naked all the time

and she lets me put my penis in her.

/not jelly

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by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions

That's cool.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions

Lol

*obligatory married dude joke

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"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions

better than the mom joke I self-censored

by Schoolly_D on Jan 31, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions

describe her to me

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions

slowly...

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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions

FYI

if you live in austin, Ork just released their neighborhood poster for the city

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 11:59 AM CST reply actions

Meh.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions

No Kyle?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 31, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions

Or Buda. It's an Austin only thing, it appears.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions

It does have that wretched hellhole Oak Hill hanging off of it like a vestigial tail though.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 31, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions

mad

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions

O I ain't mad

I’m keeping it weirder in Kyle, My little Brony.

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by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions

Ohh... Just FYI... For you CFB fans...

Clemson forms Athletic Advisory Committee “to help Clemson Athletics go to the next”

Realignment may not be done… ACC schools are sending off signals of a chick just dying for you to go over and buy them a drink

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:10 PM CST reply actions

Won't happen.

I’m sure the SEC would have loved Clemson over WVU, but it won’t happen.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions

South Carolina won't let Clemson in.

And all the other schools that don’t want one of their rival in-state schools joining the SEC will support them.

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by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions

Yep.

Florida and Georgia

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions

yep...

Looks like A&M and Missouri would be a mistake by the SEC if it allows the Big 12 to crack the ACC while the SEC is unwilling to take part in an ACC raid..

that was the biggest problem with SEC expansion… If they maintained status quo they head the best product and their rivals would not expand to match their product. Now people are looking to expand and the SEC has arbitrarily left themselves with a set of rules that put them at a disadvantage.

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions

Clemson isn't exactly a perfect fit for the Big 12 either.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions

i wanted UNC

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions

Never going to happen,

but a UNC-Kentucky matchup every year would be fun.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions

oh i know.

but UNC was my dream get.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

UNC would be awesome

and I would take Duke as well…

But those guys would not be happy in the Big 12 unless they could get a network out of the deal

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions

Now you're stuck with us!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions

The SEC wanted to start grooming a crop of pro-sec journalists.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions

Like they need any more of those...

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions

we are slowly infiltrating deep into the workings of sports journalism...

reece davis is a sleeper cell.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

Hahahah.

I like this TnT.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions

Unfortunately, Mizzou still has esteemed alum JFE writing.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions

She learned her artform from "ENGL456: Advanced Trolling" class at Mizzou.

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by e2drummer on Jan 31, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions

Whywould Clemson leave the ACC for the Big 12?

That doesn’t seem intelligent to me.

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions

$$

and stupidly enough to escape the oppressive Tobacco road schools..

Grass is greener bullshit…

More $$ is the real reason

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

I was on the Athletic Advisory Council in college

it was nothing like that

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions

yeah.. this one is made to look at the direction of Clemson athletics and ran by

some fairly high end Clemson alums…

Not saying it will happen, and more than likely this is just a shot across the bow of the ACC BB schools, but it is odd that they are going to be proactive for once..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions

CFB realignment?

We need to put that in another thread so this one doesn’t get nasty.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions

This article is pretty absurd.

For ACC commissioner John Swofford and his gang their game is basketball plain and simple. Their motivations keep the ACC one dimensional, dumb down the competition in football and keep the prize football horses Clemson, VT, FSU and Miami off the race trac. Hire the worse college football officials money can buy and let the SEC, Big 12, Pac 12 and Big 10 stomp a mud hole in the ACC on national stages.

A conference can’t do both??? What exactly have the B1G and Big12 been doing?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions

what has every other conference been doing...

and even not just limited to the money sports like basketball and football.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions

Just wretched.

4-

How does the ACC get better in football?

Two choices-

A- Fire John Swofford and his “baby blue mafia” and get them out of control.

B- Bring in Notre Dame and Penn St to round out the ACC with 16 teams.

I won’t waste another word neither of those will happen.

5-

The real answer-

Clemson and Florida State pack their bags and tell Swofford “good luck with your basketball football teams”

The committee Clemson formed has a release to say what it is. The very fact that they have formed one could also be a sign they are taking a close look at everything. Rumors of the Big 12 expanding east billow in more smoke by the day.

Rumors of Big12 expanding east billow more smoke?? The rumors have been that the Big12 is looking at BYU, Louisville and Cincy. While 2 of those are east from their current core, that doesn’t signal that they have the desire to try to snipe from the ACC.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions

Further absurdity:

15,216,064 is the number of “households” in the states of South Carolina, Florida and Georgia; the prevailing TV viewing states Clemson and Florida State fans watch their football. These numbers indicate a huge opportunity for the Big 12 to garner TV money and tier TV $$$.

He’s using a bigger number than he should because he includes Georgia when there’s very little chance a conference that took Clemson would get to include Georgia when negotiating contracts.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

This is just openly absurd rosterbation, conference realignment style:

A Big 12 network means big money for each team in it. If say NBC/Comcast were to get back in the college football business Big 12 teams could have an exclusive network to broadcast their games. If a guy like Oliver Luck were in charge of the Big 12 you can guarantee relevance and big time TV money will job #1.

Do you think he realizes that the Big12 doesn’t have an immensely profitable conference network like the B1G does [thanks LHN]??? There have been some rumors that NBC is looking to get back into the mix, but just randomly throwing their name out there like this is dumb when intelligent, well-read people know that it’s FOX that has openly admitted that they want more CFB and are willing to spend handsomely to get it [see Cotton Bowl].

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions

reason there is no confernce network is everyone voted agaisnt it

because the start up cost would in effect eat up everyone’s TV revenues for 2 years…

thanks B12 members for being poor and thinking short term…

UT just said fuck it and if you guys won’t we will on our own

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions

Dude.

Come on.

I know that the Big12 members voted against it at the time because of how much it would cost to start up, but to say UT said fuck it and we will do it on our own is to completely and entirely ignore the elephant in the room.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions

that no one was willing to do it?

Or the fact that the B12 is not worth more as divided into pieces as a stand alone UT network would be?

It is what it is.. Lack of initial investment and vision killed the B12N.. The long-term thinking of the Big 12 has never been the best in the world. Combine that with most of the schools heavy reliance on the year payouts and you are going to get an extremely risk adverse group.

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions

Imagine that...a conference with unequal revenue sharing having a lot of schools that live year to year on the payouts.

You are acting like UT actually fronted the money to start up a network when ESPN came to them and offered them a 100% completely absurd contract offer.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions

go look..

UT has spent 8M on their own, well before they found out that ESPN was going to build it for them…

it isn’t just the production studios, its all the underlying infrastructure. Building things to be produced all the time is much different than a one time event. This was one of the major problems A&M had, and they are dealing with their satellite truck they bought being down and hampering programing. Heck, OU dropped 3-4M on their own on campus studios and now are looking to launch an OU N in the fall…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions

$8M...

…and ESPN is paying them how much?

And, as you get all high and mighty, do you think it’s ok for ESPN/LHN to bully other Big12 schools into having their conference games showed on LHN?

This is really surprising to me. I thought you would agree with the basic premise that just because one has the power (RIGHT NOW) to do something, doesn’t mean they should do it. Other conferences take an equal revenue sharing, all for one approach, and I’d argue that it’s going to work out better for them in the long run.

Nebraska and Texas A&M because they felt like UT threw their weight around too much just looking out for UT. OU would have done the same if they had the power, but they don’t.

I don’t think there are many people outside of UT fans who think that the Big12 wouldn’t be a better place if UT would work to make the Big12 a better place instead of just UT. It’s changed somewhat now that they are doing [mostly] equal revenue sharing, but it still could be better. I don’t think anyone trusts UT.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions

HAHAHAHAHA

I laughed especially at B.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions

Seriously, it's drivel.

Some say the knock on Clemson and FSU is they “play down to their comeptition” They’re more right than they know. This crowd thinks it’s because the team isn’t focused. My view is they only get challenged properly 1/4 of the year.

For instance Clemson; these are the games that raise your heart beat when you see the schedule
-Auburn
-FSU
-VT
-GT
-South Carolina

The rest of the scehdule Clemson should win 8-9 times out of 10. Wake, Duke, NCST etc. It’s my belief a Clemson team playing tougher teams week in and week out would bring the best out in our Tigers. Getting clipped at the ankles by a Jack Russell terrier playing Wake Forest won’t make you better. They aren’t the standard for Clemson in football. What happened when the SEC got “all the way in”? Their football product got better. Then the Big 10, Big 12, Pac 12 etc all are trying to duplicate their success. If the SEC ran their conference like Swofford they would have no national championships in a row. Instead they are piling them up.

So it’s a bad thing that you have a schedule set up to allow you much easier access to BCS bowls, etc, than in tougher conferences like the SEC?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions

This guy is seriously an idiot.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions

It's turrrrrrrrible.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions

its a pretty terrible article.

im not sure it can even be considered an article, actually.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions

clemson thinks to highly

of themselves

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions

yep. it was pretty apparent when we played them back in 08.

they were terrible.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions

them and georgia

come in almost every year w/this hype and always fail to live up to it

top recruiting classes help a little i suppose

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

They played well in the Orange Bowl.

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by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions

I think the parallels between Clemson and Texas A&M are pretty interesting.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

the viewpoint by many of the "football schools"

is that the tobacco road voting block has always favored BB over FB and so far they have attempted to make sure that the BB schools come out on top in all realignment moves… Most of it has to do with the Syracuse/Pitt adds and what it does to the ACC.

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions

Pitt is a very decent football program.

I would have loved if the Big12 could have gotten them with WVU. LOVED. Much better academics.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions

I like Pitt

but I am not sure about their level of commitment to FB and how it helps the Big 12 outside fo footprint..

I am all for a raid that helps build a better E/W division… I would have a sneaking feeling that ISU and KSU or KU would get fucked and end up in the East

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions

It'd be a NE/SW thing, I assume.

Pitt has been good recently in football, has good history, and has the capabilities to be better if they got better access to recruits from Florida or Texas.

They’re solid at football, solid at basketball, and good academically. You can’t found a conference with them, but they’re a very good add for a second tier program.

I’d rather have a program like that than Texas Tech.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions

yep. solid FB history.

just need some life pumped back into that program.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions

Someone is going to shit all over this.

Despite the fact that you are correct.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions

I figure that they will attack Baylor as recompense.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions

Well, it would be appropriate.

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

Yep.

And for most of their time in the Big12, they’d be right.

It’s hard for Baylor given that they’ve been the only private school in the conference. Even as a relatively large private school [12-15K students], they can’t compete on most of the ways success is measured for this conference realignment game.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions

I like having regional rivalries

it’s what college sports is about

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions

Mack Brown has made some very cogent points about this.

Basically, families of players and fans can travel to most of the games in a year in the old Big12 format. It becomes more difficult with the inclusion of WVU and would become even moreso if BYU and Louisville are added.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions

why

the only people who would disagree with this are TT fans. sorry, but they dont bring ANYWHERE as much to the table as Pitt.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions

Why do you hate my school!??

/GFF

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

YOU ARE TROLLING ME AND ME ALONE ANYTIME YOU SAY JACK ABOUT TT

/GFF

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions

he really did freak out about that for some reason

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

It is because I am so mean

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---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Jan 31, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions

I agree with you.

But you know how out of control things get on here when people talk about CFB.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Jan 31, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

This thread has CFB, Politics, Religion, and Chili

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions

Chili needs to be moved up the list.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions

Tech has a lot of negatives

they are not a national draw, they are in a saturated market, have middle tier academics and fired thier best coach out of spite. ..

The benefit they have is Texas politics.. much like UVA/VT and Duke/UNC they are dug in like a tick…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions

Yes to the first, but Duke and UNC both bring value.

ISU suffers from a similar issue, I think, as Tech.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

ISU, KSU, and TT and to an extent Baylor are hurt by location

Being overlapped by other schools or providing little in footprint hurts.. to counteract that at least Baylor and ISU bring some academic profile to the table. KSU and TT are a complete drain..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions

KSU brings good basketball.

ISU has been decent this year, but I don’t know how likely that is to be the case each year.

Did you see when we did the conference realignment fantasy draft here on LSB?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions

good for them

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions

Dog farts...

the worst, dudes.

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by vfn on Jan 31, 2012 12:11 PM CST reply actions

Worse than bathtub farts?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions

Who takes a bath anymore?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions

Nobody...

But the memory is still there.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions

but the memory remains

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

Ugh

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions

you're welcome

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

"Laaa daaaaa da daaaaaaa, laaaaaaa da daaaaaaa......"

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions

I couldn't use a kesha reference

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

I probably would have liked that better if you could.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions

mmmmm whataburger

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 12:14 PM CST reply actions

fucker...

I am craving that something fierce..

now you just made it worse

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Jan 31, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions

glad to help

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions

rotisserie chickens you get from the deli

great for dinner that night, and then makes awesome sandwiches and salads the next day

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions

Chicken Salad is an underrated sandwich.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions

McDonald’s burgers to no longer be made from pink goop.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:20 PM CST reply actions

Christ.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions

They'll now just replace the pink goop with corn by-product.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions

Luckily I don't eat at any of the places named here.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions

Once or twice a year I get a McD's burger and think "why did I do this?!"

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions

Exactly.

Same thing happens at KFC.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions

What are chicken nuggets made from?

FUCK THE INTERNET

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions

This is pretty bad.

These ‘news’ hosts are talking about taking dumps though…

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions

those hosts are terrible.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

i refuse to click on this link

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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM

by shock00 on Jan 31, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions

yeahl...I feel like a terrible father right now

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions

Big Flats has bold flavors, you guys

http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/799/coors-outscores-bud/

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 12:23 PM CST reply actions

I must try Big Flats.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions

It's whatever.

If i’m drinking cheap, give me Miller High Life

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions

ziegen!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

That's not cheap

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions

anytime I go to a bar it always seems to be offered for $2/pint

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions

Sounds divine

by Texas Jihad on Jan 31, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions

$Denton

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions

Nickel Nattys!!!

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions

never go in there

but it was popular at one time

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions

I'm impressed it's still around.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

where?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

side bar, I think?

I can’t remember.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions

sounds familiar...where is it?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions

On fry next to Jimmy John's

I… believe it’s still there.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions

yep... they don't do the nickle natties any more though

http://www.dentonsidebar.com/Specials.html

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions

but .50 cent wells could be a terrible idea.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions

I'd probably kill myself in there.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions

I'd be found sleeping somewhere on campus the next day.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions

campus dumpster

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions

I have taken part in 50 cent wells at many places in Denton.

It quickly turns from “FUCK YEAH! I only spent 7 bucks!” to “Oh shit…I spent7 bucks.”

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 31, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions

Yep

then you’ve got a cheap liquor hangover on your hands

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions

But it always funny to see all the broke asses going to the bar to pay in change for a well drink on those nights.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 31, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions

I call those "keepers".

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions

people do that?

I have never seen that in a bar

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

Yep. I've witnessed it with my own two eyes on many occassions.

Usually they’re art students. Figures.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 31, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions

I would tell those people to go to coinstar

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

meh.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 31, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions

Especially when you can go anywhere and turn that change into respectable cash.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions

for 85 cents on the dollar

that’s pride fucking withca… fuck pride… pay with quarters

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions

every cent counts in denton.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 31, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions

"No cent left behind" platform?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions

i remember

a few months back refusing to buy my brother beer b/c he gave me like 4 dollars in change to use. id have felt shame hang over me, even if i was going through a self checkout line.

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions

Mccormick is just as bad the next day.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions

NOW THAT'S MOE LIKE IT!

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions

between jimmy john's and The Garage.

if those places still exist.

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions

They do. The Garage is dudebro land.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 31, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions

pops collar.

let’s party …

by BHill on Jan 31, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions

I don't know about that place

but there is a small bar I go to once in a while that serves 1.50 pints. or at least they used to. haven’t been in a few months

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 12:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

i love ziegenbock

by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions

Last summer I got pretty drunk off of Zeigen thanks to them be $1 during Rangers games.

Fun times.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Jan 31, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions

Indeed

Friend and I went early and were pretty damn drunk by the end of batting practice.

That was a weird game.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions