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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 PM CST
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PrintGuerrilla gardening is gardening on another person's land without permission. It encompasses a very diverse range of people and motivations, from the enthusiastic gardener who spills over their legal boundaries to the highly political gardener who seeks to provoke change through direct action. It has implications for land rights, land reform. The land that is guerrilla gardened is usually abandoned or neglected by its legal owner and the guerrilla gardeners take it over ("squat") to grow plants. Guerrilla gardeners believe in re-considering land ownership in order to reclaim land from perceived neglect or misuse and assign a new purpose to it.
Some guerrilla gardeners carry out their actions at night, in relative secrecy, to sow and tend a new vegetable patch or flower garden. Some garden at more visible hours to be seen by their community. It has grown into a form of proactive activism or pro-activism.
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IANF beat me by a minute... so here's my prompt:
One – twelfth through two thousand twelve.
Worst songs of the nineties:
ROLLING STONE’S WORST ‘90s SONG
1. Aqua, “Barbie Girl”
2. Los Del Rio, “Macarena”
3. Billy Ray Cyrus, “Achy Breaky Heart”
4. Vanilla Ice, “Ice Ice Baby”
5. Chumbawamba, “Tubthumping”
6. Hanson, “MMMBop”
7. Celine Dion, “My Heart Will Go On”
8. Baha Men, “Who Let The Dogs Out?”
9. Right Said Fred, "I’m Too Sexy"
10. 4 Non Blondes, “What’s Up?”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Aqua are brilliant. Rolling Stone is a worthless rag.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
We can certainly discuss the crap that is RS most of the time.
That song couldn’t have been more annoying if Kathy Griffin sang it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Rolling Stone went down the shitter a long time ago.
I still subscribe to it mainly because they every so often have an article that is a gem.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Why thank you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
bout time
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I've been busy all afternoon.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
tubthumping isnt THAT bad
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yep, that's the only one on this list I can actually listen to in a non-joking manner
The ole ’ iPod has two Chumbawumba songs on it, in fact.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
Amnesia, actually
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
i remember in 5th grade
or around there buying that cd, only remember liking 3 or so songs from it
by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
That was right around that whole weird ska phase
Lots of brass started popping up in pop/rock. I liked the trumpet part to that song, and my 9th grade brain thought “Do you suffer from long-term memory loss? I don’t remember” was a clever lyric.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Heh.
I listened to it a lot because my friend loved it and was starting a ska band. I think I was in a Will Smith phase at that point.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Who wasn't in a Will Smith phase at that point.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
oh ok
yea that was one of the songs i remember from it
by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
i feel like this
was posted awhile back. what’s it say about me if i like 3 of these songs and it might not be in an ironic way?
by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Barbie Girl is great
For one, its hilarious how those under the age of 13 sing the song and have no clue what they’re sing about. Also, such a great music video.
Ice Ice Baby and I’m Too Sexy are terrible songs, sure, but they are awesome one hit wonders.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Here's Spinner's worst songs of the 2000s
R Kelly and BEPs take the crows http://www.spinner.com/2009/12/22/worst-songs-of-the-2000s-part-two
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
because i got high shouldnt be on there
it’s hilarious. i’ll always remember laying down to go to sleep one night listening to kiss fm or hot 100 and billy the kid to piss his boss off played it i think 46 times in a row laughing my ass off while his boss was locked out of the studio
by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Happened with "Barbie Girl" too.
I don’t remember the station but a female DJ apparently got fed up with kids calling up to request it for the top nine at nine, so she played it for all nine slots and then kept going for another half hour or so. I was working on my car in the garage at the time and was fascinated listening to things go awry.
Yep. That sounds right.
I do remember that she was back on the air within a day or so, but she had a chaperone. I don’t know what else happened since I was not a regular listener for that timeslot.
About 20 years ago, 97.1 was changing formats and went back (I guess) to being called The Eagle...
They preceded this change by playing Hotel California for about 48 hours straight…..I have not been able to listen to that song in its entirety since that happened
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
During one of 93.3's format changes they played nothing but audio of Newhart shows.
’Twas awesome.
Que sera, sera.
That I could have listened to....
Has anyone been listening to The Ticket after 7:00 the last few nights? They are doing something called Rotten Radio and it’s brilliant…it’s old bits from the early days of The Ticket…it’s awesome.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck spinner.com and it's misleading web address.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I'd never heard of it before.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Lips of an Angel...
Seriously fuck that song.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Not that terrible of a song
but when it was a hit, holy hell did they overplay it.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
You're wrong...
It’s a fucking horrible song.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
it's a bad eddie vedder impression
and while i dont encourage that type of behavior, at times can be fun to sing along too.
same goes for photograph by nickelback
by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
Now Photograph, there's a horrible song
I’m not a big Hinder fan at all, but if Lips of an Angel wasn’t played 50 times a day when it came out, I don’t know that I would ever think of it as a terrible song. Just something I was indifferent to.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Hinder is gonorrhea in audio form
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think Chumbawumba thought their career would turn out the way it did
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
they're worshipped wherever the fuck they're from.
One of the Scandinavian countries, I think.
by Black Francis on Jan 31, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Sweden.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Proactive activism, eh?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
i dont know.. i was going to wiki some guerilla warfare shit. but guerilla gardening came up?
the fuck is it?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
What's for dinner?
jalapeno and chipotle chicken tostadas w/ guacamole
black bean soup
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I hit post and then had to go take a shit.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I don't know.
But I started working out so I guess it’s only logical to start eating healthier too.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
just had Boston Market's brisket ...
with cornbread, mixed veggies and corn, it was quite tasty.
I always have the brisket there, always, for $9 you can’t go wrong..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
come to the tailgate
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Peeps gonna tailgate in April
Lots of peeps coming. $25 per ticket to sit with LSB. Otherwise just come to the TG. Mike E is coming and bought 4 tickets beyond his own and they are not for his kids or ex-wife. He won’t tell us who.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
a redonk number of people
like 60+
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
NO IT WON'T CAUSE IT WON'T MAKE ENOUGH
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's it.
I’m quitting the force and going to help them full-time!
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
And I'm really just giving ya'll a hard time.
Just irritated that Libertine was out on the one night in the next 6 months I was probably gonna be able to try it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Tell me when
you are available and I’ll let you in the brewery. Free beer.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 31, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'll have to do that...
Babymamatill loves anything and everything about Deep Ellum so it might be a good escape from the kids.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
its a hell of a trip
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
and i dont even drink!
and i am suggesting you go on a brewery tour!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Twisted Root in Arlington has done that to me twice now
Both times they had DEBC beers in the fridge, but not hooked up. Just missed the Blonde last night.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
if you can pay me, i can help out.
well depending on what you need help with.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
How many full kegs can you lift at one time?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
why didn't the rest of my post how up?
depends on what you need help with, really.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Logging off and leaving now!
Do you need the recipe again? I should have wifi back in the house since the painters are done.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
No, I'm going to run it by Drew this week
with the current inventory of grain.
I’ll pick up whatever else we need on Sat. I know we’ll need yeast.
Ready to brew.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 31, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Same.
I’ll send it your way. Sorachi Ace may be tough to find so I’ll bring those if it’s ok. Just looked at bag last night. Smelled great!
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yes bring that.
I’ve got everything else covered.
We’ll do the Hibiscus Saison in a few weeks. Really looking forward to that one.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Jan 31, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
Still thinking Sake yeast?
Sounds really good. We’ll have a nice play on light and dark beers too.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i picked up the red trill shirt this weekend
well ordered it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
i may back off
havent made up my mind yet
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'm probably coming in an oversized shirt with the sleeves cut off.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I need to find a belt buckle worthy of that outfit.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
yeah there will be anotehr one tomorrow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to try ...I'll be at at least one of them this year 4 sure..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
opening day
60 LSBers
i will buy your ticket!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
haha you don't have to do that...thank you though, what date is it?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
well save me a ticket, I'll know in a week if I can then I'll paypal or whatever..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
4/7
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
ok cool, most likely I'll swing it..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
w00t
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Man, if it wasn't an afternoon game...
(ponders taking off work)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
I dunno, Yahoo Sports shows 2:05 pm EDT
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
tailgate is saturday 4/7 am I wrong?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Ahh
I was going off of KOK’s statement:
opening day 60 LSBers
i will buy your ticket!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
oops
its the day after opening day
you are right
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
i was wrong
its the first sat (game 2)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
paypal me money
you know my real email? (if not ask me on twitter)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
really, really, really gross and weird
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not going to lie Ryin, I totally see you turning into a Brony fan.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
seems a little risqué for a kids show
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 1:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ITS FUCKING PONIES!!!!
How the hell have we been able to sexualize ponies on a nationally broadcasted cartoon!!!
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Rule 34
You can sexualize pretty much anything.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
The smut they sneak into kids shows, man.
And it’s nothing new… we’ve discussed how old Looney Tunes are obliquely racist. We’ve been fucking kids up subliminally for a long time.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Duh
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
this is stupid.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
i love the urban gardening ep of the league
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
What is this??? Oh it's a condom.
by drizzle on Jan 31, 2012 1:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What is your favorite M&M?
M&M’s (named after the surnames of Forrest Mars, Sr., & Bruce Murrie of Hershey’s2) are dragée-like “colorful button-shaped candies”1 produced by Mars, Incorporated. The candy shells, each of which has the letter “m” printed in lower case on one side, surround a variety of fillings, including milk chocolate, dark chocolate, crisped rice, mint chocolate, peanuts, almonds, orange chocolate, coconut, pretzel, wild cherry, cinnamon and peanut butter. M&M’s originated in the United States in 1941, and are now sold in over 100 countries.1 They are produced in different colors, some of which have changed over the years.
Love the peanut butter
peanut butter or peanut
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Yuuuuuup!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 31, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
peanut butter. it was crispy m&m's for a while.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
peanuts are my favorite
the pretzel ones are pretty good too
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Peanut butter.
Easily.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 1:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Just had a DP 10...
pretty good.
Science has done it again.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Those are surprisingly good.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
WHAAAAT?! You can't have that.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 31, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
My sister and I were handed a can after attending a Stars game.
They were trying to get rid of them.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I'd have taken all of them.
Best diet drink on the planet.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 31, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
They're not for you
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Which is a brilliant piece of reverse psychology marketing
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Bitches never be doin' what you fucking told em to.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I know a bunch of women that are pissed off by that commercial
don’t know why
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
My secretary won't drink and she loves diet DP
she is afraid it will put hair on her chest or something
OOO OOO, I KNOW I KNOW PICK ME!
Because they’re fucking stupid!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yep, i like it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Taylor?
Our girl is growing up.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
would rather have a coke zero
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
those things are like crack
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
had a dream we traded koji for CD last night
i was excited for some reason
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:04 PM CST reply actions
Director of Claims just informed me that she's never logged into our claims management system
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
How does that work?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
wow........
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Having spent 20 years in customer service and supporting technologies
this does not surprise me at all. I have seen both viewpoints (management physically using the technology vs. managing the process) fail wildly and succeed wildly. Don’t let it freak you out, but it’s always an interesting data point.
by Jose Cardenal on Jan 31, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
I hear you
but we literally have two people in our claims department. Me and her. And I’ve only been here for 4 months.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Uh oh.
Someone needs to know how that stuff works!
by Jose Cardenal on Jan 31, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
And thus began the ascent of TheJeezus to the position of Director of Director of Claims.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
"We need you to demonstrate your skillset"
before we give you a raise or promotion or a title or an office or any semblance of recognition.
by Jose Cardenal on Jan 31, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
I woke up really pissed off this morning
do y’all ever have the problem where it is too hot for a blanket and too cold not to have one?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 1:13 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Every night of my fucking life...
Especially sleeping next to a pregnant woman.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I see your sleeping next to a pregnant woman
and raise you sleeping next to a pregnant woman in Blanco.
Fold!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 31, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
That's your fault.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 1:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I stick one leg out when this happens
works liike a charm
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Hey fuckers
I like my goddamn wedding band choice.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I guess that is what is important, right?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 1:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
so would Liberace
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jan 31, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
its soo over the top
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
BEN MOTHERFUCKING TAYLOR
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 1:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
OWN THE WORLD
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Jan 31, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
What's with old people and Liberace?
He was ambiguously gay. Was that really a big deal back in the day?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
there were a lot of Archie Bunker's around back then Jelly....they dying off..
slowly but surely…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Does that make us Meathead?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
that's a bit personal but now that you mentioned it....
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Was there really anything ambiguous about him?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
other than the fact that he always denied being gay, right?
I admit to not being familiar with the details… he was a little before my time.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm looking forward to his movie coming out...with Michael Douglas...or maybe it did already
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
awww production starts this year...Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon as dat boy toy
should be interesting…
http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/10/11/michael-douglas-to-play-liberace-in-hbo-movie-2/
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
when are you and big guns getting married?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
I'm happily single thank you, I could sure do a lot worse than cute Benji..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Aww shucks
TDT’s post was vaguely homophobic
A burden should never be something out of your control.
nO
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
All Hall & Oates Cover Band?
Brilliant.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 31, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Is the front page screwd up for ya'll?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Adam broke it ripping TR a new one.
I got the rare “Double front page post” for a second.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Isn't it garoonic how erratic the front page looks now?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
way jacked
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Anyone apart of the Mushroom Tea Party?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I am convinced I am the most easily trolled person on the planet
Jackwagon acquaintance posts some obviously inflammatory statement on Facebook. I tell myself “just bite your tongue, don’t respond. He’s just trying to provoke….trying to provoke a response….just….”
And then #$*(#*$@# rabble rabble I’m sucked into another idiotic religion argument on Facebook.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Is the guy just saying stupid things or is it just because it's religion?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
His post
“Atheism- The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
Makes perfect sense."
Urge to kill…..rising….
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Urge to kill....causing....reply fails....
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
ummmmmmm so hes a christian?
and thats his argument for creationism?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Just ignore him.
What would chaff me would be the tons of people who “like” it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Well. One extreme is as far-fetched sounding as the other.
And everything in between sounds kind of weird too.
I should have been a philosophy doctoral student or some shit.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
philosophy is a bitch
i’ll tell you that
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
It can be
but it’s a lot of fun too. Useless as hell, but fun.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
pretty damn useful
for law
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
On a really really basic level
I don’t see much of an everyday application for discussing post-Kantian analytics though, beyond the “impress/drive away chicks at a bar” level.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
I mean the thought process/analytic skills it fosters
mot the practical knowledge, English and Philosophy would be my recommendations to any pre-law student
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
English
with an emphasis in writing.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I'd lean towards lit crit actually
When you get to guys like Roland Barthes and Jacques Derrida you are blurring the lines with philosophy anyway, the writing does help though
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
I's biased.
I just spent the better part of my twenties working for extremely bright lawyers with extremely poor writing skills.
Plus, I was English – Writing.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I don't see a problem
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 1:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
damn it
you did not bite
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 2:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hehehe proud of myself for catching that one
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
This is why I never discuss religion or politics unless I'm at a bar.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Damn straight. I am an abortion talkin' Chatty Cathy when I'm belly up at the wood.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I love discussing it with someone who knows less than me
and just accepts what I say as the truth.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
That's always fun.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I had a friend post
the picture where the clouds are in the shape hands opening a hole.
Don’t know if I should tell her it’s photoshopped and is a reference to goatse.cx
that looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fake
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I found it very odd that the State of Texas did not drug test me....
especially seeing as how I’ll be counseling folks with alcohol / drug problems from time to time…
Very, very odd.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
u know i never had a pre screen drug test or even the threat of drug test here
at my office….. i think they are pretty expensive… i dont know why we dont do it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
They are like $60
I did one for the assistant I was gonna hire.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
did she fail?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
what?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I was going to hire an assistant but she failed her drug test
A burden should never be something out of your control.
what was in her system?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 2:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
bet it was farmies
totally chick drugs
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
what drug
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
THATS why
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
you wouldnts ay why before
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
eh they arent THAT expensive
most just do the big 5
hair tests on the other hand…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
my buddy works for the state of texas....
has never been drug tested ever….. i find that odd as well
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think teachers do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 1:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i could ask my mom.. but i dont think she gets tested
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
I could ask either one of my parents
I won’t though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 1:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah if i texted my mom that she woudl think something was up
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
haha.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
my mom doesnt
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
Just last year I found out that the lady who taught me first and second grade
was going away on felony meth distribution charges.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Damn...
I’m shocked that school districts don’t drug test. It seems like a no brainer. You get drug tested at literally any private sector job. Either government employers don’t care or they don’t want to spend the money. Drug tests are expensive.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Drug tests are expensive
and I imagine hiring thousands of new workers would also be very expensive.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I didn't get drug tested at Wells
Background check due to financial aspects though
Got drug tested at current employer
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Your avatar is amazingly perfect.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
cause you kind of remind me of a likeable Dennis Reynolds
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Aww
Well Dennis Reynolds isn’t likeable?! Besides the rapey aspects.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
heh... that was just an implication...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Someone made a B.E.N.J.I. system on here a few weeks ago
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think I've been drug tested
at every place I’ve worked with the exception of waiting tables and delivering pizzas.
If Dominos and Fridays drug tested, they’d never be able to find anyone to work for them.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Yes
But that is as much to do with eating healthy as not
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Eating healthy is my weakness.
I enjoy jogging outdoors as long as I don’t have any foot, knee or leg problems or increment weather. I am getting where I don’t mind lifting weights a couple times a week. But my diet is heavily based on leftovers and the foods that work best for leftovers are typically high in fats and carbs.
I find I feel lethargic even if I'm working out when I eat shitty
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yup
And I’m going to eat it with a fork and knife
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Communist
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
This shouldn't come as any surprise to you.
We’ve had this conversation before.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
yeah service industry jobs...
I don’t know how people do those jobs not stoned.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You almost have to.
I’m surprised they don’t make it a requirement.
“Welcome to orientation. Here, smoke this.”
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Yep
I worked as a delivery driver for Gatti’s for about three years in college. I swear I spent half my time on that job high.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Teachers do get weird application questions, though
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
So what you're saying is...
I need to get a job working for the state of Texas
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
yes
then you can do lines in the bathroom and not have to worry about anything
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 1:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah if you want to do drugs and get a good retirmenent pension!!!!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
If I'm not mistaken I could retire in 10 years...85% of my last 3 years averaged salary.
(that last sentence was hard to construct.)
Anyhow, that doesn’t seem possible…I’m going to have to check on that.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
ive looked at the state retirement stuff.. its almost second to none
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
It's good...
…but not that good (10 years 85%).
I’m looking at eligibility at 27 years of service with 62% of salary.
But, you better get in quick… Perry has directed the state retirement groups (TRS, ERS) to look into going 401k instead of pension.
by Oracle Galvez on Jan 31, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
What does this mean?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
If I'm not mistaken, after 27 years of service, he is able to put in for retirement
His retirement salary would be the average of his last 10 yrs salary, multiplied by 62%.
Then for each year after the 27 years, if he choose not to retire, the percentage would increase by a certain amount until it tops out at 85%. I could be very wrong on this.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
you are very wrong
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Which part?
After 27 years of employment, I’ll be 53 years old. Added together, that makes 80 (that’s their rule) at which point, I can retire (assuming I can afford it). At that point, I’d get 62% of my highest 5 salaries as a pension.
Or are you asking about the 401k vs. pension?
As a state employee, I put in a ton of money (seriously, when you first get a job with the state, the TRS deduction from your check is a shock) towards the TRS pension. Perry wants the state to get out of the pension business… just like every corporate entity out there. Instead of dumping money into a TRS bucket and getting a pension, new state employees would dump money into an individual account. No pension. Whatever dollars they amass, that’s the money they’ve got. Just like a 401k.
by Oracle Galvez on Jan 31, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you.
that makes sense
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I think you have an option now...
I want the pension…my wife makes good jack.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Man, pay attention when they do all that orientation crap.
It’s usually two days long and they did the HR stuff on the afternoon of the second day and I had completely checked out at that point. I just signed a bunch of stuff.
I know I have a TRS account, but how to check it and what to do with it? Fuck it. I’ll just die before it matters.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I need to bring someone with me...
I am terrible with that shit…makes no sense at all to me…
I’m not allowed anywhere near our finances.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
For University Employees
No option. You have to be in TRS (for now).
In addition to TRS, you can choose to additionally put more money into a 401k type account. For govt. employees, it’s called a 403b. But it’s almost identical (I think the only big difference is that I can’t borrow against it like you can with a 401k).
by Oracle Galvez on Jan 31, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yep. That's right.
This guy paid attention in orientation.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I will be working under HHS, DARS specifically.
same thing?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Actually DARS...DRS specifically...
I don’t know how all these levels work…
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Is that the state agency you're working for?
Basically, if it’s in education, the pension plan will be TRS… if it’s a state agency, but not education, it’ll be ERS. I think there are a couple others, but they’re pretty small. TRS and ERS have almost identical rules.
The only thing I quoted that will be untrue for you: “80 years”.
Age + Years of Service
for eligibility to retire was changed from 80 to 90.
I’m not sure that’s all that big a deal. When I’m “eligible”… I don’t think I’ll be able to truly afford it. Dropping out of the work force at age 53 leaves a lot of years to suck on that 403b.
by Oracle Galvez on Jan 31, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah..ERS is me.
Thanks!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
The only bad thing about a state pension
Once you’re in, you need to stay in.
Let’s say you work 40 years. Two 20 year pensions will have much less value than a 40 year at one place. The multiplier for each year makes it important to accrue the large years at one place.
With a 401k, you can take a new job at any point. Your 401k doesn’t really care where the money is coming from as long as you’re employed and continue to add to the fund.
I’m 15 years into the state pension. If someone in a non-state agency came along and offered me an interesting position with a 10% raise, no way I’d consider it. Texas Hold-Em… I’m pot committed.
If I hate my boss or coworkers, I’ve got a small group of available positions to look for a new job. I’ve got to stick with the state.
by Oracle Galvez on Jan 31, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
I liked 10 yrs / 85% much, much better....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I start tomorrow :(
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You forgot 'work 20 hours a week and get paid for 40'
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Get a job with TXDoT
Then they will send 3 of you to go out and do 1 man’s job. 1 man will actually do the job while the other 2 stand around and watch the guy do the job.
I worked for the state of Texas and never was drug tested.
But that was as a private contractor so yeah…
i got a buddy who works for the federal gov't
never fucking been drug tested.
they even asked him, “Have you ever done drugs?”
he says, “Yes.”
still hired him, never tested hi
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
I did a $1 dollar store mary jane test yesterday...it didn't end well.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
State institutions, bro.
Half of UNT wouldn’t be employed.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I wonder how many profs get down.
I don’t think any do in my department…at least regularly.
One of my professors was a big NORML guy though. But it was more for re-scheduling marijuana so they could research the medical benefits to a larger degree.
He certainly did look like he got down though.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
My ethics teacher (hottie) always talked about playing video games and smoking weed the weekend before.
So strange what teachers can do now a days and get away with.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I wasn't drug tested by the federal government.
Although I did go through an extensive FBI background check.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So although you jerks don't like The Big Bang Theory
I’m watching an episode where the Chili Debate that LSB loves so much is addressed. So Raj’s sister Priya makes chili and offers it to Sheldon, who is from East Texas.
Sheldon: Are there beans in it?
Priya: Yesss.
Sheldon: Then it’s not chili. Real chili has no beans in it. But you’re from a foreign land so your ignorance is forgiven.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
So BBT steals from LSB
It was only a matter of time
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I like that show
fuck the haters
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 1:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
its very good
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Just started the next episode. Apparently Raj and I have the same birthday.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
are you staying away from the new episodes until you get caught up?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Yeah. I'm a little bit past way through season 4 so I'm not too far behind.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
gotcha....the current season has been really good as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I like it too
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i remember that episode....its brilliant
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
also I find it hilarious that Sheldon's from East Texas.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
shelly
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 1:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The character or the actual person?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
The character.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I just checked IMDB and apparently the actor group up in Houston.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
x
Trade Mark
Texas accent.
He doesn’t sound any different from other American on the show. =/
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
You do realize
when an unfunny character from an awful television show says that red chili does not have beans, that it actually makes the case for beans in red chili?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
How?
His whole schtick is that he’s smart.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 2:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
very funny character
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
sonofabitch.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
huge meeting for me tomorrow
MEANS I CANT WATCH NATIONAL SIGNING DAY STUFF ALL DAY AND WORK FROM HOME LIKE WANTED TO DAMNIT
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Making the busts of tomorrow
stars today.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
so true.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
PARTY AT CASA DE HERBIE AND TIDE THIS WEEKEND.
It will be like Eyes Wide Shut so wear a kick ass mask and be prepared to share holes.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 31, 2012 2:18 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Only those that love blow jobs will be allowed entry.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 31, 2012 2:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
snoopywalk.jpg
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
I'll swing by after a couple of rounds at Boston's.
by Jose Cardenal on Jan 31, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not drinking their alcohol that way, right?
Makes it classy
by Jose Cardenal on Jan 31, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
TWSS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
That's sad.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I got dibs on the Machine Mask.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Brian Wilson ruined the term "Machine Mask"
it’s been around forever now if you say it people think you’re ripping it from that jag.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
twas fucked up in 8 mm
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
invite that girl you met on scout.com i went to college with that you met last night
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
she ruined her life by having a baby.
More importantly she may have ruined her amazing boobs that were on prominent display on Facebook before said baby.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jan 31, 2012 2:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You're married to her.
It’s different if you meet a girl and she has a kid. If you do, go quickly the other direction. Find one of the billions of chicks with zero kids.
Yep, not doing this resulted in Worley's misery.
Wait. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 3:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
A man that did not follow your advice and was happy.
Wasn’t he JamieBennsFist at one point? Or am I getting people mixed up?
A poster on here who literally has gone through almost the entire
first date to marriage process right before LSB’s eyes.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Just remember
The password is “Fidelio.”
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Looks like it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
IANF's sister might stop by.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
wait, what just happened here
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
stop
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
i am tempted to come back to dallas
again
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
When are you ever NOT tempted to come back to Texas?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 31, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
uhh
ive been in texas since june
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
ah fuck me.
damn readers.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 31, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
fiiiiiiiiveeee yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasss
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
huh?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Someone put on David Bowie at work.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
So
The brony discussion from the last OT thread got me wondering which is worse- bronies or furries?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
bronies right?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
They're kind of the same fethishy subculture types, aren't they?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I need to ask my brother about this
He’s a furry, but I’m pretty sure he’s not a brony.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
whoa your bro is a furry?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
One of them, yeah
He’s been one for about 10 years- goes to most of the conventions and is very active in that community. Even has an entry on WikiFur.
The other brother is completely normal- wife, three kids, works in law enforcement. I have no idea how we all came from the same gene pool…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
it is strange...I haven't ever come across anyone who was or who knew someone who was
just something that I can’t grasp.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
A former friend of mine is a furry
We don’t stay in touch anymore (not particularly because of that, but it didn’t help)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You may have without realizing.
My furry friends, very few people know about them.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 3:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
you got a point
its not somethin they talk about
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Not generally, no
I only knew about my brother’s involvement because he still lived at home at the time he first started going to conventions, so I’d seen his “fursuit” at my parents’ house one time when I went over for dinner.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
yea i didn't think about that initially
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Not even close.
The majority of bronies are nothing to the creepiness of furies. Many are really just in it as an elaborate joke or because they legit enjoy the animation.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 3:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm glad you know these things.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I post on 4chan and work with professional furies.
Hell yeah.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 3:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I bet you do
My brother’s mentioned before that he has several friends in the furry community who work in some capacity for Disney.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Yep.
I know some that aren’t even fur characters.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I met somebody else who used to work at Disney.
The girl who spawned a meme, in fact.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
If you were around for the late night OTs... 3 weeks ago I think?
I met a girl while I was out. Long story short it’s where the ‘colonialbob likes em chubby’ meme came from. She’s a really nice girl though, and apparently worked at Disneyworld for like 9 months in… 2007 maybe?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh wait I think we talked about this already
She was character security. She did tell me a story about how she worked with Cinderella once for a Make a Wish kid, and all the other characters ended up popping in unexpectedly. Sounded pretty cool.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh, yeah, we did.
Interesting.
Their technical term is Character Greeter. I call them Bouncers and they don’t like it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Furries.
Easily.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 3:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Oh man...
I just killed a triple hunger buster with onion rings. Diabetus settling in now.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
dairy queen is underrated.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
No question...
So much better than half the shit out there, we just need more of them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i usually go for the beltbuster combo w bacon or the chicken strips
also, if you ever need a cake for a special occasion.. their ice cream cakes are 2nd to none
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
you should have them put chicken strips on your beltbuster.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Not by me, brosef.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I ate a 27oz Porterhouse last weekend...
in under 10 minutes.
I’m way too proud of this.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
w/ bone in?
not that impressive
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
You're doing it wrong.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
true that
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, with the bone...
it was huge nonetheless. Connecticut isn’t exactly cattle country.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I've doubled up on the 16 oz filet at Bob's
and finished my sides, massive shit the morning after and i’ll never do it again
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
best commercial out right now
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So glad this is getting some love
I thought I was the only one who laughed at this.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
I am so sad for my school and this guy
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lukejkelly/traveling-the-world-to-find-love
A burden should never be something out of your control.
oh kickstarter.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
fucking lame
Four years ago, Luke fell for a girl at his summer camp. When summer ended, Luke did what any of us might have done – he chickened out, and his girl went home to Brazil. The two stayed in touch until 2011, when she came to visit the United States. They spent the day together in New York, but Luke still couldn’t tell her how he felt. But now it’s time to fix that.
i dont care how ball-less you may or may not be. if a girl is going back to fucking brazil what do you have to lose?
so fuck no, im not giving you money.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
He’s just using his own pussy-ness to try to get a movie venture funded. Fucking stupid.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
this is what angers me the fucking most
They will drive, fly, and walk as far as they have to, stopping where they can to take advantage of the trip of a lifetime
Unfortunately, we’re all college students, and we don’t have that much money of our own. We have our own cameras and editing equipment, and plan to cover food other living provisions with our own money. What we’re asking for will cover the travel costs for 4 people, as well as equipment like memory cards and external hard drives that we only have in short supply.
so you want to take a fucking vacation on my dime for what will probably be a shitty “documentary” that no one will want to watch?
can anyone get approved by kickstarter?
i get not saying anythign when she goes to brazil. BUT THEN SHE CAME BACK!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
XX
PLEDGE $10,000 OR MORE
0 BACKERS • Limited Reward (3 of 3 remaining)
Invitation to the premier, a personal visit from Luke (if within the continental United States) to deliver a special edition DVD signed by the crew and to talk about the experience, and a live video chat with the team before the trip as well as executive producer credit, a photo album, a poster, a group photo, email updates, photo updates, and a postcard from Brazil. (If along the path of the trip, we can stop for a visit during the trip even if you are not within the United States.)
if you can fucking get visited anywhere in the US, you can afford your trip to brazil
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
wow
just noticed he wants 35k
lolwut
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
yikes. radioshack in freefall
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
haha yeah.
down almost 30% today
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
yeah suprised they are even still around... kind of like blockbuster
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
huh?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Blockbuster is HQ'ed in Dallas
and Radio Shack in FW
A burden should never be something out of your control.
he takes a whiskey drink
he takes a vodka drink
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
He sings the songs that remind him of the World Series
A burden should never be something out of your control.
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
related: 'drunk vomit' is one of the more entertaining Google Image Searches i've done in a while
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This guy, I swear...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Just got dual monitor installed
Been moving icons back and forth for the past 10 mins now.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Here
http://www.displayfusion.com/ – you’re welcome
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
+rainmeter
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
I look back on my single monitor days now
and I wonder how I ever made it out of that primordial ooze puddle.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I feel like a cat following one of those laser pointers
This shit could entertain me for weeks.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
i don't understand how people can only use one monitor
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
huh?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
what room?
why are you in a room?
who says you can’t have more than one monitor in your room?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
me either.. i have dual 18 inchers
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
i have a 24 and a 22
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
you and me really don't need to get into a pissing contest about money, okay?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Y'all would never live it down.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I was telling jam to suck it
not you. I’m happy for you
A burden should never be something out of your control.
why are you happy for me?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
congrats, man
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No I mean I'm happy about YOUR possible promotion
A burden should never be something out of your control.
okay
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
It's almost as if you have MPD
across subthreads
A burden should never be something out of your control.
dude, i'm like the champion of trolling
dealwithit.cinemtography
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
thanks
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
damn right
sucks i couldnt talk them into 2 24"
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Slo-Mo
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 31, 2012 3:28 PM CST reply actions
last day of the month.. assume everyone is busy w actual work
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
thats what im doing.
or if i get busy i find something wrong with the loan and send it back to the originator to buy me some time
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'm already sad I'll be missing tomorrow's OT because of a stupid employee meeting
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Ours are every Friday morning.
Perhaps the most unproductive hour of the week.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Nah. I'm just eating lunch and watching Big Bang Theory while at work.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
so my boss just basically gave me a cease and desist on my day to day functions
he told i basically am not going to perform my job anymore. before i ask, he says, “you are probably wondering what you are going to be doing, right? Well, I can’t really talk to you about that right now, I have a meeting with the SVP to discuss it further, but I think you are really going to like it. It will be a challenge, but you’ll be all right.”
so i said, “I swear to god if you take away my pay…”
to which he replied, “no, no, i don’t think you will need to worry about that.”
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
TDT getting a promotion?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
thats what i'm talkin about !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
i'm kind of nervous, because i like what i do,
but apparently we’re just going to go on without that specific job now.
odds are i am going to hate what i do now
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
I would love this job.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
and now, the severe beating of a high school janitor
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
The Spanish teacher was funnier.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
haha
i might as well be a janitor
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Good job?
maybe?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
maybe
not sure yet
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
so i guess them kindle thingers aint selling like peolpes thought
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
huh?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
amazon missed its proft projections by almost a billion
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
not form the kindle though
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
well, it's assumed not to be from the kindle
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
that price point
hurting margins
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
no fucking way
it’s all about the additional sales once someone has a kindle
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
I'm eating in CiCis.
CiCis is not too good.
Buuuuut 2.99 for Cast Members and I didn’t feel like cooking.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 3:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
we all like CICI's
deep down, we all like it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
Truth
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
where else can you get mac n cheese pizza?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
yours would have truffles and shit on it.. and not for 3 bucks
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck that
I’m putting some Kraft on some frozen pizza dough. Just because I like nice food doesn’t mean that I’m not fuckin jealous of pk at Cici’s right now
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I don't even like Mac n cheese pizza.
This Bavarian cream pizzas legit though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 3:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Back when I used to work at CiCi's
if anybody custom ordered a Bavarian cream, we’d serve ’em like 1-2 pieces, then take the rest in the kitchen for the employees.
Goooooood times, my friends.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
i remember our cici's had an old simpsons game
a cruising usa and a few more (maybe blitz?)
also when we 1st moved to allen it had a smoking section
by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Simpsons, Mortal Kombat, and Sunsetriders were my go-to games at CiCis/Gattis
Only Pizza Hut had Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker though, back in the day.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
uhh, the simpsons game was the best game ever.
if someone could find one of those for me, i would buy it
like the arcade game
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
I was a TMNT arcade game player
Simpsons was my close second.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
if i could have one arcade game
i’ll take nba jam
by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
yes!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, junior year*
And Off Road or NBA Jam Tournament Edition would be good too.
Maybe Galaga or Tecmo Bowl for nostalgia’s sake.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
YES!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
My fiancees dad has it.
He installed the game in to an old empty Simpsons cabinet, but the result is the same.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 4:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Cruising USA that's the one I was trying to remember.
I think ours had one of those Neo Geo machines that never really caught on.
I worked at CiCi's as a sophomore in high school.
First job. I would stay after hours and play the original Golden Tee for a few hours with my manager.
This manager was also the one that introduced me to overseas gambling on baseball. I was 16.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
INORITE
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
better than the OU tranny
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Been there, talked about that
bigtill already hit it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
That's four.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Try 3 or 4.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Try not to get this beat stuck in your head:
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
RIPerkins fallout
IamaGM IamaGM.com
Kendrick Perkins apparently deleted his twitter account at some point over the last 12 hours.
fallout from?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
"dunk"
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
didnt he get faced
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
on the receiving end of one of the best posterizings ever.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 31, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
it was one of the best EVER
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
i thought the lob from JET to Brandon Wright was better
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
He got dunked on so hard by Griffin, he lost 20 lbs.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
"dunk"
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry if his dunk has beans in it, but it's still a dunk.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Have you seen Jay Bilas' twitter pic?
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 31, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
This tailgate will be absolutely quaint compared to four.
We need a bigger boat.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Does the brunette post here, or is that one of our fellow posters life success?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Pretty sure that's jam's wife.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
But I'm not 100%
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
attaboy, jam
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I love him.
Even when I disagree with him he has reason backing himself up.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 4:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yeah
He plays the pompous jackass role perfectly and then backs it up b/c he’s smarter than just about everyone.
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 31, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
I'll always remember him as "big slow white center"
for fuckin’ Duke …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
He was a center?
He doesn’t seem that tall.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
6'8", apparently
Also, he was drafted by the Mavs in the 5th round.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Wait.....so the Mavs had him,
Christian Laettner and Cherokee Parks?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
he got posterized
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
idiot companies
get your fucking shit together.
if we as a company pay you a significant amount of money to handle shit. have your logins work.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
so much hate.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
yeah i need to get my blood pressure/stress level down about 10 notches.
this isnt helping.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Kate Upton gifs probably help.
Actually, they make me angry in some way because I don’t ever come across hot chicks like her.
Yeah they're really not.
And I hate Addison as much as you do, FWIW.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
What's worse
Sambuca and the bars at the Shops at Legacy or Addison
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No idea.
Only been to the shops at legacy three times; once to see a movie, twice to go to Jasper’s, which is awesome, so I can’t really say.
If you want a Cougar-laugh, go to Sambuca there.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Oh jesus those girls suck so hard.
I know a girl that has her entire life straight up paid for by this dude…..with fabulous Euro vacations 3 times a year. And they don’t even bang. I don’t even know how she has swung this.
They don't bang?
What the fuck? What’s the point if she’s not sucking your cock thrice daily?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I have no idea.
Apparently he’s very very very frustrated. Yet keeps paying her rent. And taking her to Croatia. And taking her to dinner 4 times a week. And hanging out at her place of employment. And never hooking up with her.
I've fallen into the tease of hot pussy trap
But never for that long
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Croatia?
No wonder, he’s not taking her to the good places.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
Like this guy who was next to me in the front cabin a few weeks back?
That’s an Ed Hardy bag
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Look I'm sorry it's the best I could do
What’s amazing? The terrible quality of the photo?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
did you upgrade to 4.0.2 or 4.0.3?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
I want to root to 4.0.3 and do high end shit right now
That pic is from my blackberry
Rock my phone
A burden should never be something out of your control.
ahh it makes sense
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
links
run this ROM
ApeX 1.0.0
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Nope...
That’s Southlake and Grapevine. Addison is annoying early to mid twenties ladies.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
All the early to mid 20s ladies that I know hang out in Uptown
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Interchangable.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
not at all
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
they are not the same
at all
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'm familiar with both...
Spent my early twenties in Southlake/Grapevine bangin’ out cougs…My mid’s in Addison.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
shush
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
we've drank together in addison
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
kok hates the internet
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
things should work.
especially when you base a ton of your product online.
3 modules of training.
YOUR LOGIN DOESNT COPY FROM ONE MODULE TO ANOTHER. ITS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PORTAL YOU HAVE TO LOG IN TO. let me say that again. YOU HAVE TO RE REGISTER AND REUSE YOUR KEY FROM THE FIRST MODULE, RE LOG IN AND DO MORE TRAINING ON A TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PORTAL, ONE IS BASED IN FLASH TOTALLY AND ONE IS DONE IN HTML ONLY
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
your hate is amusing me right now
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
i am going to email the company
and basically tell them you have a great product. but based on my experience with the required training i will never, EVER suggest that any org i am in ever use your product(s)
its been pathetic.
literally, they could have outsourced their website/code on any of the freelancer sites and had a better thing than this
THEY DONT EVEN HAVE AUTOMATIC PASSWORD RECOVERY! IT GOES TO A PERSONS MAILBOX WHO HAS TO LOOK IT UP/RESET IT FOR YOU!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Some people don't like giving out their best friends name or the name of their first pet.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
our company is spending probably 100k with them
on the first part of a multiyear program.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
i do agree w/ you tho....that is fucking stupid
some companies need to invest better resources toward the tech side of things to make it easier on your customers
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
and I got to pay you tonight
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
ok figured it out
i am going to offer to consult to this company because this is piss poor.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
hey there ya go
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
no, really.
its horrible.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
RAGE !!!!!!
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
y u mad tho?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Is asking shit on LSB OT a form of crowd sourcing?
I might be able to make some form of paper out of this shit…
You fuckers are potentially going to be some guinea pigs…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
i think the best micah does this for blog entries and scientific study
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
no that's Mike E.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
is your question the first question to make us guinea pigs?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jan 31, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
mind = blown
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
you guys will never know...
since I never made any money from our LSB Demographic data polls…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Duh
I roll my eyes whenever people refer me or others to actual crowd sourcing places. I DON’T KNOW THEM!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
x
The period between Nov. 1, 2010, and Oct. 31, 2011, was the driest one-year period in Texas history, and June through August was the hottest three-month period ever reported by any U.S. state, according to climate experts. Credit: USDA
For three months last summer, temperatures in Texas soared higher than at any time in recorded history. The Texas drought is now the most expensive on record, having caused more than $5 billion in damages. For more than a year, nearly the entire state of Texas has been in some stage of severe or exceptional drought. Rain has been so scarce that lakes across the state turned into pools of mud.
The latest outlook from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) predicts that the drought will persist across much of Texas at least through end of April 2012.
Several towns and villages in Texas have come close to running out of water during the driest year in Lone Star State history, but until now none have had to truck in water. Most found solutions to hold them over, often paying tens of thousands of dollars to avoid hauling water, a scenario that conjures up images from the early 1900s, when indoor plumbing was a novelty. One town near Waco, Groesbeck, bought water from a rock quarry and built a seven-mile pipeline through a state park to get water. Some communities on Lake Travis moved their intake pipes into deeper water. Houston started getting water from an alternative, farther away reservoir when Lake Houston ran too low.
Spicewood Beach is the first Texas town to run dry during the current drought. There’s no more water. The wells serving the community of some 1,100 people have reached a level where they’re not reliable. So late Monday afternoon, a tanker truck pulled up to a water storage tank in Spicewood Beach and started pumping out 4,000 gallons of water that came from a fire hydrant some ten miles away.
Although it has started to rain more this winter, it’s not enough to fill the state’s arid rivers and lakes.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Uh, hate to break it to this cat, but we've gotten more rain the last two weeks
then I have seen in many, many years.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Good rain does not a drought end.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
But when I can't use a road now for over 10 days because it has a river going across it still
I’d say we’ve gotten a hold of a good couple of days of rain.
That and the drainage around that bridge is shit.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Part of this may have to do with the hard ground not recieving the rain, thus causing flash floods and drainage issues
but I’m no rainologist.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I could totally understand that.
But we got drenched again last night. It just keeps coming.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
das is gut
especially if this coming Summer will be anything like last year’s
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, ran in to this in New Mexico once.
Did have a summer though where we started by evacuating a third of the Ranch for fire, and banning the use of wood burning stoves, but ended with campers being allowed to start fires for the first time in a decade.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 4:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Didn't mean once.
A lot.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2012 4:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
very dry.. this was a few weeks ago from the dock at cedar creek.
fucking depressing.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
God, that's ugly.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
no clue how many feet low it is.. but this is the worst ive ever seen it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
as of today, Cedar Creek resevoir was 79.5% full
http://wiid.twdb.state.tx.us/ims/resinfo/BushButton/lakeStatus.asp
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
nearly 4 and half feet below 'top of conservation pool'
which presumably means the average at which they start considering conservation measures
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
where is you place?
we have a place in Star Harbor
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
beachwood estates.... next door to donnie nelson
its not mine.. but i go out there 10-12 times a year w my best friend
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
well that is the star harbor watertower in the background then
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
wait
that may be the star harbor watertower in the background there
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
Which side of the lake are you on?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
beachwood estates..
its not my place but im there twice a month probably
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
Do you know where Three Harbors is?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I do but I don't really ever go north of 334 so I don't know the water up there
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
We had a place there on the tip of the peninsula when I was growing up.
My grandfather developed that area.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Have you seen the biggest house on the lake?
Forget who owns it (some guy that ran $ for the bass family (not rainwater)) but it is a fucking sight to see
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
If it was built more than 10 years ago, I'm sure I have.
My grandfather sold his place in 2002, RIGHT BEFORE I WENT OFF TO COLLEGE AND REALIZED HOW AWESOME IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TO HAVE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
private 9 hole golf course
25K main house, 10K guest house, 1500 sq ft stone boathouse, caretaker homes, it is insane
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
I must have it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you can look it up just north of where 198 intersects 1704 on google
you will have to take my word that it isn’t a heighborhood
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
We are on the east side of star harbor (looking over toward caney city more or less)
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Jan 31, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
Let's say that you're a 5 star football recruit out of highschool, and every school wants you
You can only visit 5 schools and you can’t go to the school you attended/your favorite school (TTU in my case).
What are the determining factors for the schools you pick to visit?
Which 5 do you visit?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
1. They can't be A&M
That’s pretty much it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Way to narrow it down
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's just how much I hate A&M and their "Tradition of excellence."
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I feel ya'
I hate their “traditions”
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Cal/LSU/Florida State/Miami/UCLA
- Making sure my degree would be worth something, in case football didn’t work out
- Women
- Weather
- Area around campus (why I picked UCLA and not USC)
- Will the coaching staff run you off after a year, or honor your scholly
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Haha
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
LSU would be making sure your degree would be worth something?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
Not every school had all the factors down pat.
But it’s schools I would even visit.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
My answers
1. Proximity to home, good (or pretty good) football program, a school that I don’t hate.
2. Baylor, Houston, TCU, Okie State (breaks rule #3) and Texas (really breaks rule #3)
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The last four are pretty much just to round it out
I would choose Baylor.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sic'em!
We would totally blog awesome things about you.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
My Dad wanted to name me JD III
I would be destined to be a BU great
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah,
legacies at Baylor are an interesting case. Much different than at the Ivies or similar places, meant more in terms of connections than wealth.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
I thought you already blogged awesome things about me
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I try to, but none of my writers actually do shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I DON'T KNOW RECRUITING
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
So learn it.
Just pick something and write about it, goddamn.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm going to write about RGIII's socks.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
I found the article on his pads to be fascinating
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Get rid of Francis
If he isn’t blogging about me, what’s the point of having him?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Good fucking question.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, that dude's a hack.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
Let's key his car
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
HA
You only hate Okie State because of me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I hate them becuase they are a good BIG 12 school
That has also beat Tech three years in a row.
I don’t hate you, I just find you to be annoying on occasion.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Okay bro
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You don't believe me?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No I do
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Cool
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Auburn, Florida, Texas, USC, and Oregon.
Auburn makes my list for obvious reasons. The rest are to have as much fun on my visits as humanly possible. I’d probably even act really interested in Bama just to waste their time and money. But honestly, thinking back to when I was a senior in HS, if I were a top recruit I wouldn’t visit A&M.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
You can't do Auburn
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well then fuck this ish.
Add LSU (except if I’m a QB). It would be interesting to talk with Lester Miles.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I know
If I really was a five star, then theres almost no way I go anywhere other than TTU
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Why would you want to go somewhere and lose 7 games a year?
That shit doesn’t sound like fun.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
No kidding
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
if you are a 5* you have a shot at an NFL career
if you go to TTU you are significantly less likely to develop into a top round pick, get your big payday and go on from there
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
I don't care
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Says the person who is not a 5 star recruit
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
He'll give up millions of dollars and a pro career
to be a co-alumni with Josey fucking Wales.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Because Tech players never ever go to the NFL
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah but your ass won't end up in motherfucking South America.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 31, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
what is wrong with south america?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WHITE
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
by jonthefon on Jan 31, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Where would you rather live?
That better be dynamite pussy to go below the real equator otherwise you’re a fucking idiot.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 31, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions
Oh dear
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You should probably leave the conversation due to pussy being mentioned.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 31, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
That's slang for vagina, right?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
correct!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just making sure
It’s hard to keep up sometimes with all these slang words
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's over your head.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
If it's over his head, what's about to be on his head?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You've been reading those books I sent you, haven't you?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
From the other night?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
what happened?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
He really knows how to cut us down
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh dude, that's a burn. You just got burned. Burned, dude, burned.
(Reference-getter receives gold star.)
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I don't know. I have never been
but I may be an idiot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Even though everybody thinks that, we're not supposed to say it?
Fuck that.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Speak for yourself
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Everyone thinks that South America sucks?
lol…
This is idiotic, even for you.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I don't think it sucks...I'd rather live in Texas.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I'd love to live in South America.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Of course, you're from Missouri.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Hates South America...
Loves Lubbock?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Loved going to school in Lubbock but live in the big city...what the
fuck are you talking about…TYLER!?!?!?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I'd rather live in NYC than SA, though.
Or Dallas than SA. SA is a travel destination. But you were a bit too harsh on it, TBH.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I came out here to take a term job that will set me up for the future
What about this is difficult for you to understand?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You're acting like if I got to Tech I have no chance of making it to the NFL
But If I go to Bama then there’s nothing stopping me.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Much more likely if you go to Bama
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
dont totally ignore how much more likely you are to go to the nFL/develop if you go to another larger university
if i am a defensive 5* guy, i go to alabama 9 times out of 10
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Noe
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
sorry
development is not nearly as well done at TT as other places
+"national stage"
+SECSECSEC
+coaching/scheme
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
That's a typo
And, yes, I realize that Tech isn’t Bama or UT, but it isn’t like Id be going to Appalachian State
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i am sorry
but TT is significantly below the Bama, LSU, USC, etcs of the world when it comes to developing talent imho
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't said that it's up there with them at all
I’m just saying that there’s nothing wrong with going to a school on the back end of the top 25 in recruiting,
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
lets drop it
because i feel strongly as do you aobut this.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Fine by me
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Now you're saying that Tech isn't known for your defense!
Idiot.
Anyway, if I was a defensive player I might think differently, but I’ve been considering myself a WR in this scenario, and Tech is known for their WRs.
I like how nobody said anything when I mentioned going to BU.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh son of a bitch
Why is it not moving?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Now THERES an awesome crime show
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
they were known for their WRs
under leach.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
also why would you go there with the current QB situation?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Doeges alright
And he has some good guys coming behind him
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
ok
but your odds of going to the NFL just dropped by a monumental amount.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
I realize this
But Red-Raider love wins out
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
UNT, UNT, UNT, UNT, aaaaaaaand.....
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
If you can't play by the rules, then don't play at all.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah
You should just leave
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I already did the okay face...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
developing people at my position
ability to compete for championships (conf + NC) or BCS games
coaches + scheme
players sent to NFL (goes back to developing players)
“feel” for the school/team/coaches/position players
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
visit:
LSU
Florida St
Alabama
OU?
Stanford?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
What position?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Whichever you like
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hrm. Let's say QB?
Stanford, USC, Texas, Notre Dame, Ohio State [narrowly beating out Florida, FSU and Clemson]
I’d like some track record of sending QB’s to the NFL, the potential for a great year to turn into a Heisman, a system that likes to pass with the talent to match, a solid academic place, good weather and attractive women.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
Stanford was a good one.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
tOSU has attractive women?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They've got 50,000 students
And they’re football mad. I’m sure you could make do.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
I think the attractive student populace thing is overplayed here.
I don’t care what college you’re going to, there are hot women. There might not be as many as some of the schools that are routinely mentioned, but how many do you need?
Baylor has enough for 50 lifetimes
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have thought about this.
What you need is for there enough hot women to find an…open minded…attractive one.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
Two would be preferable
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
IF I AM A 5* QB THEN I AM GOING TO CHASE THAT UNICORN
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
Well,
you also have to have enough of this select pool to be able to weed out the trailer trash and burn through the slampieces.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions
Depends on how open minded they are.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
You're not a 5 star recruit until you tell us where you want to go
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Rice and Duke...
…this guy
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
I would have gone with Rice
If it wasn’t for their football program.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not a chance
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
Proximity to home and academics
If football doesn’t work out, then they have the #2 architecture program.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
After having spent time near there,
no, not a chance. I think in trying to get the smartest students they don’t do a good enough job getting well-rounded students.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
Oh
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What about Cal, UCLA, Washington?
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by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
TTU?!?!!?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
...
No.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
'twas a joke
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They are on my second tier,
which is titled “Not Stanford.”
The third-tier is the Citadel.
Also, the in-tier rankings are not particularly thought-out.
I didn't really care after Baylor
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oregon, Arizona State, Texas, USC, Ohio State.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I want to get to the league and get free stuff
Including dat poon.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Arizona State probably has more poon per capita.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I know.
That’s why they made the list.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Which also means you'd stand out there more that at Texas or USC...
BiBi Jones lives there and is of college age as well.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Talent of the team
Coaching staff and their ability to develop players
Facilities
Campus
Academics
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Heh, academics.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Teams
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
TCU, Oregon, tOSU, UNC, Bama/LSU
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Location, playing time, pussy, and pussy
Probably USC, Florida State, Arizona State, LSU, and Oregon.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Apparently Canada is the most educated place on Earth
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/the-10-most-educated-countries-in-the-world.html
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
then why can't they say about correctly?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
That's ridiculous
I’m aboot to lose it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
this tailgating is mighty tempting
maybe see if my dad wants to go
You have to perform
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
schooly
i think you’ve mentioned you live in austin before, you heard about the comedy festival they’re setting up there?
by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Sure
In that good feeling you get when you entertain others.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
20 jello shots for studcrackers
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
it just keeps getting bigger and bigger
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
That's
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
what
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Jan 31, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
ha
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by jam0152 on Jan 31, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Who happens to think the word 'penis' is musical and fun to use.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It-penis-is-penis
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This was an excellent post
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
burger wars, cont'd: MCDOWELL'S and The Big Mick
Heh, just saw that Alamo Drafthouse is showing COMING TO AMERICA this month, and you better believe they’re offering “McDowell’s burger baskets” …
They got the golden arches, we've got the golden arcs.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jan 31, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
That's awesome
Love that movie.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just getting back to these threads from having been occupado all afternoon.
I think the existence of Bronies (is that the plural?) might be the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's what I'm saying.
They simply amuse me.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Gluten free Black Bean Chips are surprisingly good.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
why do you eat gluten free?
and what is that… is gluten free the new MSG free? ive seen gluten free shit pop up everywehere
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
It's for people with a disease that ranges from light to very severe
and has been co-opted by those looking to avoid carbs.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
My sister has Celiac disease
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
anyone going to the Rangers Winter Caravan in North Austin this evening?
wonder what the scene’s like — it’s Wash, Nadel and Dave Anderson
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I like Dave Anderson
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 4:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It was pretty crazy at the Academy in Sunset Valley last year.
Wash, Tommy Hunter, Greenberg, Nadel, and Andy Hawkins. I was in the first 25 or so people and still stood there for an hour plus.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Jan 31, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
TimeWarnerAustin, your community loves Rangers > Astros !!!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Pretty chill - maybe 150 people there
Mike Adams and Mark Hamburger were signing too – Adams looked tired and Hamburger was pretty chatty…Nadel had a huge (possibly forced) grin on his face the whole time I saw him. Also had the 2 AL Championship trophies on display…they were smaller than I thought they’d be (TWSS)
by fightingengineer on Jan 31, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
tremendous! didja get something signed? got a pic?
Adams is scheduled for the luncheon tomorrow in Round Rock …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Picked up a ball with a Rangers logo on it to get it signed
Haven’t gotten the pics off the camera yet though. You got tickets to the luncheon?
by fightingengineer on Jan 31, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, I'ma meet and sit w/ LSBer "PhilAr"
I bought my own Rangers ball at another Academy today, not bad $5.99. I’ve never really taken pictures and posted them here, but I’ll bring my camera tomorrow …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
This guy..
A source close to the negotiations says Howard’s representatives warned the Lakers that Howard would opt out of his contract and test the free-agent market next summer — which has the Lakers’ brass understandably nervous.
Wait, what?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
Then maybe he should stop with the Superman bit, eh?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
He's certainly not helping the situation
although at this point I think he’s just doing it to piss Shaq off. Shaq’s being an idiot.
he doesnt know what the hell he's doing
and his nice guy image is going away
by studcrackers on Jan 31, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
Chunkin' the Deuces
You kids behave now. See y’all in OT II tomorrow.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Quick Question: Where could I buy a yoga mat?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Academy?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 31, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
Probably this
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I grabbed a stack of MY TEXAS MY RANGERS signs from Academy last season
I guess most of us live near an Academy store …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I would guess that a yoga store would be able to fulfill that particular requirement.
Or Academy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I wouldn't even know where a yoga store is located even remotely near me.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
The internet.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's this new thing
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 5:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What the fuck is the internet?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
that must be near the hammock district
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wherever you go take pics of chicks in yoga pants and report back immediately.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
OK!
no.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I actually know this answer..
go into Target… back right corner by the workout stuff… affordably priced
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
walmart
no, really.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 31, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
Tease...No wonder you and mike e's relationship fizzled out so quickly...
/ohmygodi’mjustkiddingpleasedon’tkillme
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 5:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
And of course a reply fail.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Screamin at me when you gonna stick to the right business
And stop making music for these white kids’es
I might music for these tight kids
Don’t be a fucking asshole, one day you’ll have to wipe his
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Alcatraz is getting really boring.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
nobody said it'd be Disney World. how long you in for?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Our school newspaper used "muff" in a headline today
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It was an article about abstinence in Schultz Hall...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I hope I am in the position to have a building named after me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
If that position is doggy style then you're fucked.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
A new strip club
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
it's meta, b/c you wrote "scholly" instead of "Schoolly"
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'm just having Vietnam flashbacks because my degree says the same thing :|
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
that you Schultzy?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Hell no
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That's you in 20 years
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hahahaha...no
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I just found it humorous
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yes it is
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You're right
15
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Are you calling me 15?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yes
You are 15 years old.
It’s pretty impressive that you’re already in college.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That makes you a preteen
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
GET OFF THE INTERNET
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Girls are gross
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Cooties, man.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
They're the grossest
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Then what was the 15 about?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Thats would you will look like in 15 years...
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
'twas a joke
And a bad one at that
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh
Bad joke
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm entitled to a few
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 9:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm sorry, Chrom
I’ll be all funny tomorrow, no bad jokes!
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You've definitely used them up tonight
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm off
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That guy looks 35, right?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
whose still at work?
(me)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Bleary
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Clearly
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Lansing Lugnuts (Blue Jays, A) adding "craft beer garden" to stadium
"They have to sell less than two million barrels of beer a year," Grueser explained. "They have to be independent; they can’t have more than 25 percent controlled by a larger beer company. And they have to be a traditional beer, like they have to be an ale or a lager."
Someday, LSBers on tap inside the ballpark …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Markel Brown with some more nice dunks
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nothing good is on TV on Tuesdays
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Justified and Southland
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Schultzy beat me to it -- add New Girl, and Florida primary recaps
I wanna see if mini-Max is on the dais next to Ron Paul . . .
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I want to start watching New Girl
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
sitcom, it's easy, no real catching up to worry about
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Yep
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What happens when the show is in it's 4th season?
Will it just be “Girl”
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't know what Justified is
And I hate crime shows.
What is Justified? Ive heard it’s good.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
A crime show
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
A crime show
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
How is it slightly different from the others?
;)
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Have you watched Southland?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It is really different form most crime show
Justified is a show on FX about a US Marshal who now works in the backwoods of Kentucky where he happened to grow up
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That sounds interesting
Southland just looks like everyother cop show ever.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nope
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
How is Southland different
After this, I want you to tell me about every other show you’ve ever watched.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Much more real and intense
And I would rather not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Have you ever watched White Collar?
Those are the kinds of shows that really annoy me.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes
White Collar is pretty good but Southland is definitely not in any way like White Collar
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Maybe I'll try it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
you're troll-y tonite . . . me and Schultzy have attested to its quality
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
How am I trolly tonight?
I’ve never liked cop shows.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yeah, home decor and fashion design is more up your
poop chute
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
It is
But that doesn’t answer my question,
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Shipping Wars.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
What is that about
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Mhm
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
wait, maybe I'm thinking Storage Wars
I don’t watch any of that shit, but supposedly there’s this chick w/ big jugs
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
So it's a TV show???
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
0.0
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's storage wars
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I haven't met anybody on LSB that wouldn't.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Schultzy?!?!?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You're trying too hard
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Now I believe it
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well that was quick
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It was there before I finished my post lol
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I can't believe this until someone else tells me that I am
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 7:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I need to watch an episode ... I'm assuming she has a sexy personality
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
oh hai
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Hey Bob
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
How was your lunch with your friend or whatever?
You get the rightaway to go get that girly?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sadly no
I’m giving him a couple of weeks to make a move/decide/whatever. He did show interest in her first (a few months ago) so I feel like that’s fair. We’ll see how it goes.
Also: Kingdoms of Amalur #want
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It is rad
I had to turn down the camera sensitivity though.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah
I left off right after it gives you 45 min to just explore so I’m going to go back and play a little more to get more time in, but I like it. I took a look at the advanced classes (or fates or whatever) and stuff, and they seem pretty cool too. Looks like a neat game. Guess I’ll have to wait until this summer when I can actually afford it / have time for it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Heh
lonestarball Adam J. Morris
If you’re going to send me a spam email from a hot chick wanting sexy time with me, don’t make the name of the hot chick “Beatrice.”
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Lol
That might be the least sexy name ever
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Gertrude.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Twillia?
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Attached to the right gal, it could do the trick for me.
But I’m having trouble imagining the same thing of Gertrude.
intriguing for sure
not b/c I’m a huge Sopranos / SVZ fan, but after the Millenium Trilogy (which I didn’t even finish) I fell down the rabbit hole of Scandinavian crime fiction … strangely parallel, the recent Norwegian film A Somewhat Gentle Man is a great rental/stream — I"ll bet some teenyboppers don’t know that Alexander Skarsgård’s dad is a legendary actor
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
BTO
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
BTO's are an opinion that's different from the norm. Not complete fucktardery.
I don’t listen to them on a regular basis but to say that they’re awful is just uneducated and flat out stupid. They changed the face of music forever, so while I don’t listen to them and don’t particularly care for them, I have the highest respect for them and would never say anything as stupid as “they’re awful”.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
This
I don’t listen to the Beatles, but I respect them.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My music hits me so hard!
Makes me say OH MY LORD!
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 31, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
this is a bad opinion
but you are entitled to it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 8:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It was meant to put excitement into this place..
Like a few years ago where everyone wanted to commit suicide because I said they were terrible.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 31, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Late night LSB is much more mellow
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I haven't been around lately
But usually daytime is when the people who get riled up are on. A lot of them aren’t around at night.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
oh
the night time has been dead lately
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 8:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm interested to hear why you have this opinion....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Uh oh, Schultzy
Tech and OSU are playing bball tonight.
Y’all were winning by 10 at the half.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'm watching the game
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Up by 8 right now with seven minutes left
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Tech basketball is god-awful
Makes me glad that I dont like basketball
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Why do you not like basketball?
And yes it is. OSU is really bad this year but at least there is hope
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I dont mind playing it with people who suck as badly as I do
But I think it’s boring to watch.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
BTO
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You don't get excited for every score like you do in Football or Baseball
Just because it’s fast moving doesnt make it exciting IMHBTO
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Honestly, while football is my true love
Baseball and basketball are definitely more exciting to watch towards the end of a close game… baseball because the tenseness is just overwhelming, and basketball because there’s such giant swings of emotion after every possession (and sometimes during as well)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
College basketball is either tied with baseball or slightly below in terms of my favorite sports to watch
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
College basketball>>>NBA
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I love this opinion.
People who make it generally have the worst arguments for it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
fundamentals!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 9:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I prefer college over NBA
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
And there's nothing wrong with that
But a lot of people have stupid reasons for it (just like for liking college football better than the NFL).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I just think that it's more exciting
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes, but we've already established that you have bad basketball opinions
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
People who think CFB > NFL are fucking stupid.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 31, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
I love watching college football because there's more diversity
in terms of the offenses they run, etc etc. Plus it’s easier to sit down and watch a random game because I don’t have nearly as many built-in rooting interests (i.e. I basically do my rooting based on how it affects the Cowboys, while in college I’m free to watch a Utah/Arizona (just to pick two random teams) game without worrying about any of that, and just enjoying the game).
But the NFL is undoubtedly higher quality football.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think CFB > NFL, in terms of total product.
Everything surrounding the NFL, aside from fantasy, pretty much sucks.
Brett Favre’s penis, Peyton Manning’s neck updates, Tebow everything.
I prefer everything surrounding College Gameday to any NFL event.
But yes, the football top to bottom is better in the NFL. No one doubts that.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I don't know why I like it more
I think it’s the atmosphere
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Bball games are really exciting at the end of a close game
It’s the other 57 minutes that are boring.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nah
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
He has really been trolling tonight
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Don't let his shortness bother you
Us tall folk know better
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
How is saying I don't like basketball trolling?
You’re the one that asked why I don’t like it.
lol
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Clearly
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hey motherfucker.
That’s my image.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Don't care
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
thief!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 9:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ladron
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
that is a word
maybe
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 9:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
en espanol
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
oh
I really should have learned more Spanish
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 9:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
si
I wish I hadn’t forgotten nearly all of mine
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Did you make that from my logo...
…or did you find it somewhere else?
I’ve been using that as my fantasy logo since 2002.
Fighting Programmers!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It was one of the google results
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I had shit to do this morning and didn't get a chance to at work.
Pisses me off because I thought I did it last night. I hate the fucking east coast games when I don’t get off work till 6:00.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah
Happened to me a couple of times already. Always at the beginning of the week too. Usually set it on Mon/Tues.
Brooks is out indefinitely too.
I’ve been playing fantasy hockey for about 15 years and football for 10 years without this much craziness.
1 year of fucking fantasy basketball and I manage to end like three careers.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Maybe if we combine teams, we can fill out a roster
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
With your rosters combined, I am
a complete fantasy basketball team
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Would you please orchestrate a trade for Vince Carter?
I’m tired of him.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
He's a shorty mcshorterson
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
5' 2", what can I say?
(I’m not really 5’ 2")
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You can say whatever you want
but I won’t hear you because you are so short
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It honestly has nothing to do with height
I’m happy with my 6 feet (and my 6 inches, AMIRITE)
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
5 inches is average. So.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
...so I have an inch on you
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Pfft.
Look at shorty mcshorterson over here.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
average for punk bitches maybe.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Punk bitches are including in the average, yes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Seriously, phone?
You don’t think hooray is a word, and you want to change it to bootst? Hmm.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yep
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 8:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hold Steady fans? I'm just now listening to the new Craig Finn solo joint
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
meh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 8:54 PM CST via Android app reply actions
watch 'em in that order, you'll sleep better tonite
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Who is Trade Rondo Danny?
He keeps sending me bad trade proposals
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Not quite
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Tell me more.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Who did you put in a claim for?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Do not send me any offer that include Chuck Hayes
I am done with him
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I bet they all involve Rondo Danny
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
How about dat E'twaun the other night
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Drive is awesome.
Moneyball is meh.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I was trying out Baseball Superstars on iOS
it prompts you to answer a trivia question once in a while.
2nd question: Who was the runner up in the 2010 World Series?
Still hurts.
Always will.
Many rings later it’ll still hurt.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 31, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
Schultzy, Bob
The moment you’ve been waiting for:
GFF signing off.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Thank god
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
But I will email you throughout the night
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Don't forget to take your booster seat from the computer chair
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Can't wait to see how your macaroni crafts turn out
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't understand this
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Home school joke
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Ah
I thank God everyday that I don’t have to do crap like that.
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
college basketball is two 20-minute halves
“other 57 minutes” . . . dumbass
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
NBA
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
did they really run you off for the night?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 9:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We did nothing but I think he was done for the night
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
HE was the one who was the troller
and ball-licker
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
oh
bed time?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 9:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Arrested Development time
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yes, English and LSBenglish
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Oh Fortran.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Not true at all.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh. That's not really what dead language means.
But seriously, people think Fortran (fun fact: no longer all caps) is dead/archaic, when it’s actually still pretty widely used for scientific computing (it’s fast and almost all the bugs have been ironed out)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
...
Since Fortran has been in use for more than fifty years, there is a vast body of Fortran in daily use throughout the scientific and engineering communities. It is the primary language for some of the most intensive supercomputing tasks, such as weather and climate modeling, computational fluid dynamics, computational chemistry, computational economics, animal breeding, plant breeding and computational physics. Even today, half a century later, many of the floating-point benchmarks to gauge the performance of new computer processors are still written in Fortran
Yyyyyep
CFD is what I’ve used it for.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Also, super computers and massively parallel computing is crazy.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
ubi est rana?
ibi est rana.
There, that is pretty much all of the Latin I know.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
and I've found that DOUBLE NEGATIVES are not uncommon 'round here
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I learned javascript and vbscript at the same time.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
funny thing is (to me), FORTRAN was just for the joke
I don’t know any programming languages at all … I find HTML daunting
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Related...
There was a time when I’d see billboards for VBS: 6/1 to 6/15 and thought it was for a programming class.
Thought it was odd so many churches wanted to teach programming…
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Oh shit I had forgotten
Twisted Metal demo.
I better install this shit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Interesting
I played a lot of Twisted Metal 2 and 3 back in the day.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The controls are kind of complicated
although maybe the more I play it the more natural it will feel.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
There is no way this Joaquin Phoenix documentary is real
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2012 9:24 PM CST reply actions
Ive also heard that
pretty good acting from Phonix though
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
you talking about STUART FREEMAN IN YOUR MOUTH: THE RIVERFENIX STORY?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
funny pic, can't deny, BUT ...
… note the 1/6 fill level in that bottle — I was basically being challenged to swill ambient temperature (95º!) communal BACKWASH !!!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
That's what they said about Spinal Tap.
But true fans know the truth.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Spinal Tap is top 10 movie of all time material
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
yep
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
did you get the Criterion Collection version?
so frustrating when cool things go “out of print” …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Got hit with verbal WS shrapnel at the grocery store tonight.
My checker was getting into it with the guy manning the next lane, who is apparently a Rangers fan. First, I’ll be checking out with that guy from now on. Second, Macho Grande.
Good man.....
I took some shrapnel yesterday, too….the guys on The Ticket ran into Dave Duncan’s son and were talking to him…he brought up the WS….
Macho Grande indeed…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
It really was....I was basically saying the same thing as Corby while I was listening...
“OK…OK!! We remember….stop!!”
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
youre gonna be checking out a guy
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
The other day I said something to Cardinals fans about how I was a Rangers fan, don't remember the context.
Instead of any sort of trash talking or anything, they said “you guys had a great season, nothing to be ashamed over.”
Best healing yet.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Then you stabbed for the healing part?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Sounds like a good dude
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by Gay For Feliz on Jan 31, 2012 9:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He was old, so I'm sure he remembered 1985.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
still really havnt come to terms
saw they were doing a bit on Wash today on the MLB channel…I turned it off. Just couldnt do it yet
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously....I don't think I'm going to be able to watch any BBTN or MLB previews
at all….I’m just going to start watching on opening day and do my best to avoid any WS/Cardinals talk….I’m shocked how much this still affects me….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
yep
I always try to skirt the issue. A couple of weeks ago my uncle came in town and started to talk about the series and my mom pulled him aside and said “dont talk about it”
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
I was over it within a couple days but I know I am not in the majority with that opinion
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
me too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 9:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Really?
How did you guys get over it? Every time I see some guy in a Cardinals hat or see anyone associated with them, that gut-wrenching feeling hits me all over…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Thought of the great season we had and I tend to get over things pretty quickly
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That worked for me two seasons ago.
Not after this past year.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I was over 2010 by the end of that night.
I mean, there were still thoughts of “what if?” But it was never a close series, and I was on such a high of finally winning a pennant — and doing it over the Yankees — it would have been nearly impossible to take me down.
They’d made it farther than I’d ever seen, and won the league. And still had a bright future. That was more than enough to leave me happy.
2011 was very different.
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Yes.
There was one specific moment I really though they’d done it. And then…
sigh.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
There was also the fact that it was no longer the farthest I'd seen them go.
Anything short of a championship was going to be nothing new.
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Which will, I guess, be true forever now.
Fortunately, the Cowboys have taught me about how long it takes to stop wanting at least a championship to be happy. It’s about 15 years.
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It's ok....
I seriously think that talking about it with those of like minds helps a lot….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
x
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I really do love that man
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I feel better when I remember this guy's the GM.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks.
I do agree with Scoop that when I get to hear/see Wash or one of my preferred players, it’s uplifting. This is a damn likeable team.
That same moment in the 9th
they cut to a crowd shot of a Cards fan biting on his rally towel, and I though to myself “I’m going to remember that guy’s face forever.”
Turned out to be true, but that’s not what I meant. Dammit.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions
Exactly....2010 was about exorcising demons...
2011 was very different….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
It still bothers me.
But I refuse to let it really hurt me. Mostly it just irritates me… and makes me want the new season to start so they can go again.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I tend not to dwell on things I can not change
plus, I became a real fan in the early 2000’s. I appreciate just seeing them get a chance
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 9:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I did, too.
But I’ve been told that’s because I’m an emotionless bastard.
Being in Colorado and not being exposed to most media probably helped.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 31, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
I will never want to relive that World Series.
It kills me when I think about it the way memories of an old ex might still hurt.
But I’m definitely ready to like baseball again. ’Tis better to have been there and lost than to have never been at all.
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This is how I feel, too.
The other day I was thinking about baseball and started missing it. I took it as a good sign.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's what keeps me going....
I cannot wait for the season to start….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Darvish.
It feels so good to get a player that I’ve COVETED.
Not to be lost… seeing Neftali finally get to start games.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I was talking to my fiancee about the WBC, and I got to the part about how crazy Yu Darvish was and when we got a chance to look at his pitchf/x and all that.
And in the middle of talking about this, she smiled, and suddenly it hit me. . .
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It finally occured to me this weekend I could watch YouTube on my X-Box
Hooked up to my big TV.
I watched all the same videos that I’d seen on my computer… but it made such a big difference in being able to really see the absolutely ridiculous movement while it was on my TV.
He is absolutely ridiculous. I’m planning on going to pretty much all of his Arlington starts.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
The Rangers only play three games in Tampa this year.
I intend to get those days off and go to all of them, but my chances of seeing Yu are slimmer than I’d hoped.
I also plan to go to a game in Arlington at some point.
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This has me thinking about
taking up my mom offer on splitting a Rangers 20 game package. Need to call and confirm seriousness.
by SantosLhalper on Jan 31, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm giving thought to going to more Rays games than just the Rangers this year.
1) It’s baseball.
2) If I want baseball to stay in the area, I supposed I’d be a hypocrite to not give them my attendance.
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Go see Matt Moore pitch.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Weird, I think he's the only Ray that I hate.
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Why?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well..
Garza and Sonnanstine are gone now.
But Sean Rodriguez can still go fuck himself.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I don't know if you saw the argument that SheaWasBettorTroll had...
Where he tried to argue that Ian Kinsler’s home/road splits indicated that the Rangers would be better off replacing him with Sean Rodriguez because he’s cheaper…
When he made that argument I was pretty much done ever conversing with him again.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
The usage of H/R splits in baseball discussion is starting to make me hate the planet.
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I don't see how using them makes any kind of sense.
Unless they’re just incredibly dramatic, and even then…
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Well, people think that their average away from home is what they'd hit in a neutral spot.
In theory it makes sense if you don’t think too much about it. I mean, I get what they’re saying. But it falls apart with any amount of thought, just starting with the sample size issue.
Then there are problems such as: everyone hits better at home, players in great home parks tend to suffer more on the road than when they play in more neutral parks before/after, etc.
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It's worse
when people try to use H/R splits to try and compare two players who play for the same team…
Luckily nobody does that.
Oh wait.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
The splits themselves mean nothing.
You just have to look at the nature of the player and see how their style of play fits your park if you’re looking to acquire them.
If I were the Mariners… I would know that a flyball pull hitter like Kinsler is going to have less HR in Safeco than… well almost anywhere.
Of course he’s still got value in so many other ways, so…
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Eh.
He’s a generational talent IMO.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So are Derek Jeter, Vladimir Guerrero, and Ichiro Suzuki, depending on how you want to narrow down generational.
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I'm trying to think of someone better than those guys who I really, really hate.
Maybe Griffey.
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You don't?!
Good, beyond just being a really good Mariner, there was the media obsession with him. Even as a kid I was annoyed by how everyone acted like he was the best player in baseball, when he wasn’t even the best outfielder or the best player on his own team.
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he wore his hat backwards
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not when he was playing the Rangers he wasn't.
And Andruw Jones was more fun to watch.
Hypocritically, A-Rod was my favorite non-Ranger.
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I loved A-Rod too.
I had a super-shiny reflective metallic ’96 Score card of him. Then I traded it for like a Travis Lee or some shit a few years later.
More range in the field, fewer but more mammoth homeruns.
Younger. On TV more often.
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AJM and Goet hated him too, though.
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AJM loves Tommy Hunter.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Some guy the Rangers signed when he hit FA.
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Well, I wasn't really a fan of baseball until the late 90s.
I decided I was a Rangers fan in ‘91, and cared steadily more about them from then on, but I didn’t pay attention to the rest of the league until 1998.
When they say the home run chase brought in more fans, they are talking about me.
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Griffey was awesome....
I loved watching him play….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Nope
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
I never hated Griffey.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
You two are making my head spin.
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I was 11 when he came up in '89.
It was kinda neat.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I wasn't born yet
(assuming he came up at the beginning of the season)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
/facepalm/
I’m so old……………………………………..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Heh wow
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
He was one of a few non-DFW athletes I was aware of in the early 90s.
By the time I really got in to baseball, though, he was primarily a great player on a team I hated who got way too much media affection.
I never had a chance to only see him as a great player.
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went to UTexas Erwin Center for first time
on Monday (men’s b-ball loss to Mizzou) … my God, it reminded me of The Trop, what a terrible design for a BALLPARK
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I went to a record
4 non Rangers games at the Trop, this past year. I figured if I’m going to the Casino twice a month, might as well drive the extra 30 and check a game as well. Plus the Rays are still harmless/haven’t spurned the Rangers yet, so I can quietly support them.
by SantosLhalper on Jan 31, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
Look out, BTO on the way...
I hate Disney. Does this disqualify me?
by SantosLhalper on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
I guess I don't hate Disney per se.
Just everything that goes with it. Crowds, droves of rude people, parking 5 zip codes away, having to actually use google to find booze, big$$, these things don’t sit to well with me. The little lady loves it, so it doesn’t really matter what the hell I think.
by SantosLhalper on Jan 31, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly.....
I’m more excited about Darvish’s first start than opening day….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know if you saw from the earlier OT thread...
But I’m going to Vegas for their two split squad spring training games. Knowing that I’m 6 weeks away from being able to see baseball makes me feel good.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Seriously considering going to Braves games.
We get Cast discounts on tickets. Just have to decide if it’s worth it. Don’ know prices yet.
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How far is it to Atlanta?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
About eight hours.
It’s almost exactly the mid-point between here and Bloomington.
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Dang
Also boo Bloomington (we play them in basketball this week, forget if it’s here or there though)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I hope I end up somewhere with a park
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
California, Texas, Washington are the current leaders
Alabama, Maryland, Colorado are also possibilities (as are some other places, I’m sure… Ohio maybe?)
I really want to work with military aircraft, and most of that is in California.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yep, not Alabama obviously (Huntsville)
Just need somebody to offer me one of those job things
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Rangers are going to win it this year
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
As I've said here before, most of the folks who follow the Cardinals closely have been exceptionally gracious.
They love their team and they had a transcendent sports experience. While I cannot ever be exactly happy for them, I can understand. It’s the bandwagoners or folks just taking any opportunity to taunt that … well, fuck them.
I got back into baseball last Saturday at the UTexas alumni game in Austin
but Aqua has discouraged me from posting about it further …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
With that mask, he'll never discover your identity.
Also, you’re far enough inland that if you observe simple Knightboat villain precautions, you should be fine.
I miss baseball and your posts made me happy.
Nothing against Aquat and i dont wanna reahash that tension but it made me so ready for spring training. I miss my section (340), I miss my usher (Eugene), I miss strawberry blonde beers (rahr blonde and rahr red from beers of TX right outside home plate entrance) and I miss dollar dogs. Your baseball pics got me pumped for opening day.
by elchicodelgado on Jan 31, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
damn you schoolly for putting that maroon 5 song in my head
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 9:43 PM CST via Android app reply actions
funny thing is (to me), I've never listened to it once ...
TheBestMicah referred to it, and I had to look it up …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
it is horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 9:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and it goes like this
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It really is.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
what song?
nevermind don’t answer.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
The one I always used to remove other songs was the Love Boat theme song.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
area code 214?
restroom wall writers, please be specific!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Writing a PSA against abstinence
For my current assignment. Hope it goes over well as goofiness.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 31, 2012 9:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Nobody ever recommends buying a car you've never driven...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
The line i pitched to my group was
Everyone needs a test drive. Yours is better
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Jan 31, 2012 9:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
ONLY COMMUNISTS AND ANTI-SEMITES DONT FUCK
thank you, bitches
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Actually, judging by China's population figures, communists do a lot of fucking
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Jan 31, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
abstinence is stupid.
Sex is rad. The end.
A+
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
THIS MEANS WAR
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So I just paid for Whataburger with my phone
That was cool
A burden should never be something out of your control.
just bought an iPhone the other day and I frequent whataburger
pray tell, how does one go about this?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Don't know if iPhone does the whole NFC pay thing
I used my galaxy nexus which has NFC and Google Wallet. Pulled up, put the back of my phone against the cc thing outside the window and paid in 2 seconds. Was effing sweet
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Benji's ancestors were held in awe...
By the magic of the Kleenex box to pop up a new tissue as though by magic!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I like using pennies, nickels and dimes in the drive-through
Some food trailers (and fuckin’ Thundercloud Subs) have a TIP JAR. Today you meet EXACT CHANGE SCHOOLLY …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Reminds me of this.....Third Rock was such greatness....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b7Xi26Mkfw
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
I am amazed that you can pick up the first two seasons at target for 5 dollars a piece
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sounds like a rip off
What are you going to get for your next phone, now?
by Jobu. on Jan 31, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Damn you
now I want Whataburger
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I just had leftover ribeyes
and I want Whataburger.
I could eat that shit regardless.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Time for Southland
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:03 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I'll need to rewatch tonight
Too much going on
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Maybe
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
hey BT, have you seen this yet?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
nope, first time
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Wait....I thought we were talking about this picture?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
I have never seen either ones penis so I can not state that as fact
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
just shoot for the stars
if it feels right
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:11 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I can't decide if key and peele will be funny
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:21 PM CST via Android app reply actions
got high hopes . . . their "Man Up!" sketch on MadTv
which was mostly shouting and dancing, just blew my mind
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I will definitely check it out
I did not now they were on mad tv
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Like a ham?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I thought we were having steamed clams
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Auoroborealis is happening right now, in your kitchen?
by elchicodelgado on Jan 31, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Can I see it?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I'm thinking more like broccoli....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Closure got it.
He gets points and you get none.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
he is gonna drop out of brown for this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This man speaks the truth....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jan 31, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
I'm citing octoberty in my paper.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I want a relaxman relaxation capsule
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I have always wanted to try that
seraquel made me feel funny
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just need an extra 40 grand
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
benji
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
How can you hate Hansbrough?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Serious
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't think he would have bothered me, but I can't be sure because I really liked him
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
lolface
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't realize people hated him
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
UNC players get worshipped a ton by the media to start with.
Then there’s his dumbface on top of that.
There is definitely some dumb face but I don't always hate players for over the top media worship
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I do unless they deserve it or are good for my team.
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Not really their fault though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Makes me hate ESPN or the media more than the actual player
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I forgot dumbface.
Lump that in with No 4., and put it above “boring to watch.”
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That was back in the day that I lived on college basketball boards.
People hated him a lot, outside of the same group of people who would like players like David Eckstein.
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This is easy. In order:
1. Constant media orgasm when he wasn’t even that good.
2. North Carolina fans.
3. Really boring to watch.
4. Weird level of energy that was not exciting, it came off as more awkward.
5. 2008 Sweet 16.
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You know what?
UNC fans are a bigger part of it than the media.
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Much much much.
I didn’t run in to bandwagon Duke fans in Washington who had never been west of the great plains, and I did not run in to lowest common denominator Duke fans on every message board I’d ever travel to.
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I liked watching him play
I am a UNC basketball fan though so take my opinion with a grain of salt
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well that explains all of that.
This is now kind of like if a Yankees fan acted amazed that people hate Derek Jeter.
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I just didn't realize he was that hatable of a guy, but I was also pretty young
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
woah woah woah woah
Which Cardinal are we talking about here? Surely not Brian.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
So not Brian then.
We still cool.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
James Mason
C – Francisco Cervelli
1B – Jason Giambi
2B – Bret Boone
3B – David Freese
SS – Derek Jeter
LF – Paul O’Neill
CF – Ken Griffey Jr.
RF – Vladimir Guerrero
P – Jered Weaver
I almost put Pedroia down before I forgot Boone. Not even close. I spent forever trying to think of a third baseman, and then I remembered. . .
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Oh just baseball
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You can do whatever sport you want.
Aaron Brooks, Tajuan Porter, Venoy Overton, Jon Brockman, and Derrick Williams start.
Ryan Appleby, Tyler Hansbrough, Quincy Pondexter, Brandon Roy, Isiah Thomas, Arvidas Sabonis, Jason Williams, and Vlade Divac can compete for the bench.
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Maybe O.J. Mayo.
I was torn between hating him and finding him hilarious.
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Oh yeah.
As a Lakers fan in the late 90s, he was annoying. And god he was ugly to look at.
And dumb face.
And he was insanely good in one of the NBA Jam games.
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I am confused as to why Hansbourgh is on all time hate lists
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I am confused about your confusion
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
I gave you a list, but what Bob said.
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Eli, Jacobs, Brian Wilson, Angels
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah it was a quick, incomplete list
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Bret Boone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Papeldouche
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Bryan Marchment, Sean Avery, Kevin Garnett (sort of), Dwyane Wade, Matt Barnes, David West, Brandon Jacobs, Chris Cooley, DeSean Jackson, James Harrison
I can’t really think of baseball players or real-football players immediately.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I think you mean soccer
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
All-Time football would be too hard.
Almost entirely Giants, Redskins, and Eagles of course.
The receivers alone would be impossible to narrow down.
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Um
C – Peirzynski
1B – Teixeira
2B – Pedroia
3B – Youkilis
SS – Jeter
LF – Manny
CF – Bourjos, I guess? Cody Ross?
RF – Ichiro
P
Brian Wilson
CJ Wilson
Jose Valverde
KRod
And Carl Edwards. Carl Edwards counts, because Carl Edwards is everywhere.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Be glad you didn't care about baseball until Bret Boone had moved on.
Be so glad.
Also, I could probably put Bourjous and Suzuki over Griffey.
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this is a book
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1594743061/ref=redir_mdp
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:41 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Shipping Wars
TDT is right, this guy has some serious mustache
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I just can not get into that show
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
even with the hot brunette?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 10:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
even with the hot brunette
I won’t watch a show just because it has a hot girl in it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
AJM should've been a rapper...
lonestarball Adam J. Morris
One two three, the crew is called LSB, and if you want to go to the tip-top, stop the violence in hip hop, Y O
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Parks just gave AJM a yellow card for the tweet...
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
O T Thread Lone Star Ball where they paint murals of Benji
In Belts we trust and it’s elvis andrus time, life look pretty
what?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh
is that supposed to be a song?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can not click that
I am sure I have heard it. don’t call me that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Definition by Mos Def
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
oh
I have just gotten into mos def
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It is good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That dude from Band of Brothers on Justified is ridiculously awesome.
No spoilers, but shit,
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
*elchicodelgado* said he LIKED my pics from the UTexas alumni game last Saturday
(unlike Aqua, so this is for the rest of y’all …)
IMHO, baseball can’t start soon enough …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Did you get her name?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Jan 31, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
no
but he got her shoe size
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
BOOT size ... all very complicated, w/ the Euro-US variances ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Oh I know her
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you do not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
@Schultzy: Really?
I’d love to get her more interested in baseball …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I do not know her
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
... carnally
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
you got my hopes up, and then let them down ...
that’s ok . . . but Big 12 tip, start hanging out at BASEBALL GAMES!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I will be at the games for sure
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I got this from the Rivals board. Submitted without comment.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The one on the left looks too unnatural to really enjoy.
Maybe it’s the angle or something.
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shop
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
This is how I felt about that Scarlett Johannson fake from years ago.
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what fake?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Can I link to this?
I’m amazed you guys never saw it. It was everywhere.
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Yes. AJM doesn't come in here and it's 11:13 PM, perfect time for LSB After Dark links.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
you should be able to link
hell, goatse has been linked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes, and then I felt like a horrible person.
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2/10
too skinny, would not bang
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Toilet paper roll hung in improper overhead fashion
6/10 at best.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
truf
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
Simpsons quote?
“Squalid hellhole? Toilet paper hung in improper overhead fashion? Dogs mating on dining room table?”
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
that is horribly sad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am sure you can make a millenium falcon bass
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You can't put your penis in that.
Or can you…
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid.
by Closure GT on Jan 31, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
GET OFF MY PLANE
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think the Rolling Stones wrote a song about that ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
and I bet it was horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
uM
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to go ride Star Tours.
That’s what I’m doing with my day off.
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That's kind of amazingly awesome. And I don't even really like SW
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I didn't know bigtill played an instrument
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Jan 31, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you LDS?
Random question, and you don’t have to answer.
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Latter Day Saints?
No
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
This is what I thought he was asking at first
I was really confused as to why
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Okay.
With some of the stuff you get flack for and the Merlin Olsen sig, thought I’d guess.
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No I just like the quote
I am a Presby
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh hey, that's what I grew up with.
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I am a sagittarius
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
he plays a flute
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
FOund out today I might get to interview Ron Paul tomorrow.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Expect Max within the hour
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
Make him officially challenge the other GOP candidates to a 25 mile bike race in Texas heat.
I would gladly take the winner of that for the nomination.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Found out today I might be killing mizzou and assuming his identity.
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I'm cool with that.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Found out today that I still cannot believe it's not butter.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
found out today that you must like fabio
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
was RP's 7% speech even broadcast? I'm channel-surfing right now ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
No idea.
I knew he put forth absolutely no money in FL, instead going forward in Maine/Colorado/Nevada. Makes sense for him and Santorum, seeing as Florida was a winner take all delegate situation.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I need a haircut
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app reply actions
and a shave
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
now I want to watch roger rabbit
I hope they don’t make the sequel
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You know how everyone has the seemingly random movie they like way more than most people?
That’s mine.
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Mine is Mary Poppins.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I appreciate the rec
but that’s “Oliver”..
Interestingly enough, that is the name of my dog, so there’s that.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I really like the Sound of Music
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Willy Wonka is the vest musical
hands down
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like Willy Wonka...Gene Wilder = underrated.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
yes
I am a fan
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oompah Loompah's rule!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
What else?
Silver Streak, YFrankenstein….gets pretty sketchy after that.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Enough for what?
6-7 movies…meh.
Don’t misunderstand, I liked him…he was one of those guys who played variations of himself in every movie he was in.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Enough to not be considered underrated for me.
But under/overrated are tricky terms, and I think that’s all this comes down to.
I also love that one.
The original one is better than the pedophile Johnny Depp one.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I watched that horrible movie once
supposedly it stays true to the book. I did not like it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
My fave musical is "Wizard of Oz".
“Somewhere Over The Rainbow” slides easily into JW’s Trust Tree of Great Songs.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I have an irrational love for cat bellou
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
The wife and I had our goodbye dance to that song off the beach in Waikiki for our wedding.
Gets me every time.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
It's a great movie and a great song, but as musicals, I like others better.
Singin’ in the Rain and Meet Me in St. Louis strike me as better musicals. My favorite music (and not bad dancing) is West Side Story. And I’d guess that French films are not your cup of, but The Umbrellas of Cherbourg and The Young Girls of Rochefort have a lot (Catherine Deneuve) to commend them.
it is one of my favorites
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Okay, come on.
Lots and lots of people like Last Crusade lots and lots.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Like Crimson and CLover?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I just don't think that's a particularly rare feeling.
Maybe I’m wrong.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Also, if you Google Judge Doom, the second video result is my upload.
I was reading a Retro Junk article a while ago and clicked on a video they’d embedded and realized it was my own.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
the dips a shoe one?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hey QQ
are Darvish jerts available in the Grand Slam gift shop or any of the other shops in the DFW area?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2012 11:26 PM CST reply actions
Probably not until after the season starts.
As he won’t be a Union member yet.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
ok then
looks like im gonna take advantage of the 20% off sale on MLB.com and order one
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
Chicks driving trucks are pretty hot.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
she was scary
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I bet she rides in the trailer it's pullin'
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Jan 31, 2012 11:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I bet she just pulls the trailer herself
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
I figured you would've had a tv by now, being noveau riche and all.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
He just hired poeple to perform in his living room
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
math is amazing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
>Sophisticated sensors built by some of the greatest engineers on the planet
>Eluded by basic arithmetic
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's not about the 3D
It’s the top of the line Panny out there. And one of the best TVs on the market. Comes in first or second in most top-end HDTV rankings. I never use the 3d.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Plasmas have less light output and rarely if ever have matte screens (because of the dimmer output) so if you're going to be using it directly opposite a window in daytime an LCD is a better choice.
That and power consumption are basically the only two advantages of current LCDs.
I'd never known that.
I don’t have a problem with this panel, Jobu, for what it’s worth.
The picture quality increase is well worth it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Also, the better panels these days* are getting better and better anti-glare coatings.
*at least as of last spring when I did a bunch of reading on this before getting my TV
whole community of hobos warm their hands are cook hotdogs
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
irrational brand loyalty to PANASONIC
decades of stereos, appliances, TVs … they say it’s a thing of the past, but …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
All our TVs at my dads are Vizio. I wonder why...
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Maybe that is why Max is so trill
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Dmitri Young, Vladmir Guerrero ... have been called THE BLACK RUSSIAN
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE
“Dmitri Young worked out for the Phillies who said he showed Quick hands great foot work and his normal special bat speed…he’s lost 75 lbs”
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Jesus, did he give birth?
To Delmon?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Jan 31, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
didja ever share a laugh about the American Major League ballplayer?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Yeah, and he has commented on the increase of common Russian names among the black community in general, but more a laugh than anything else.
Dmitri
Natasha
Anton
Sasha
etc.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I think "Vladimir" is the coolest Russian name.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I've toyed with Russian names if I ever have a kid
but haven’t settled on one.
Sasha could work for boy or girl, but not sure.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Don't fuck it up with an androgynous "Pat" type of name that goes both ways.
Be definitive.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Well, my Uncle who passed a few years ago was named Aleksandr, but went by Sasha.
Then again, I have a female friend named Sasha too. That’s my main dilemma.
I’ve debated Eduard or Boris, because why the fuck not Boris?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The only Sasha I ever knew was super hot and about 3 years older than me in middle school.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I remember Sasha V that used to play
for the Lakers that hooked up with Sharapova but not sure where he is now.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
No. She has a boyfriend, and is still in college.
I would probably find her pretty annoying if we weren’t childhood friends.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's unfortunate :(
She’s not at UT is she? I know a UT Sasha
A burden should never be something out of your control.
SMU
If you really want to, look at my FB friends. She’s the only Sasha. She’s on the left in her picture.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Her and I once tried to hook up, and both decided it was mutually too weird.
I used to not believe in that sort of thing, but with her, it actually held true.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I could see it being weird with a long term friend
I’m trying to think if I hooked up with a certain girl I’ve always found attractive but have known forever.
Yeah, it’d be weird. I’d still do it, though.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
hey, insta-poll on Josey's presence
in late-night OT threads? billion no? okay, the masses have spoken …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
to me, THIS is LSB gold ...
fwiw, I don’t care about RP or electoral politics
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
is it one of the 3D ones?
my buddy just got one. I don’t know how I feel about them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just because it's 3D doesn't mean it's any better or worse
It’s a good panel
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I did not say otherwise
my friends was just the first one I had seen
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
They're interesting
Now I have two pairs of glasses woo
A burden should never be something out of your control.
6-eyes
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
do those also come with a clip on one?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
1556
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Hey, Virginia won
Woo for Schoolly
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
and OSU
Woo for me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
nobody woos for you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He doesn't appreciate the point of the wooing
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Jan 31, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
I am sad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you should be
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well, I am
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
thanks! too close for (my) comfort, most major in-conference games are gonna be dogfights
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Schultzy ?!? Maybe you thought I was signed off for the night?
b/c you wouldn’t swoop in on my congrats acceptance like that on purpose? wouldja?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Lets go with that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you're funnier than you get credit for . . . MARK THIS POST !!!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'm about to watch a whole bunch of innings from the 2011 playoffs...
Beginning with the fourth inning of Game 2 of the ALDS. Ending with…I don’t know yet. Wish me luck.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 31, 2012 11:33 PM CST reply actions
I've decided this is therapy time...
(Probably shouldn’t read)
Only my sister actually witnessed the mental and physical trials I went through during Game 6. I howled when Beltre hit the go-ahead shot. I howled like I was trying to summon every Rangers fan to me. I absolutely believed in that moment that the Rangers would win the World Series. And I still believed it for many of the moments that followed.
I literally lost my mind after Nellie couldn’t grab Freese’s two-out triple. My brain escaped from the prison that is my head and went to join wherever it is that socks disappear to in the dryer. It became too much for my sister. She’s a Rangers fan but not like we’re Rangers fans. But she couldn’t watch anymore. To her, a novice baseball fan, watching me watch Game 6 was like I had put on Human Centipede 2.
After Josh Hamilton hit the home run in the 11th, I fell apart. I screamed in perhaps the must guttural and real moment of my entire life. And then, as Hamilton rounded the bases, I sat there sobbing and just making noises that no human should be able to make. And she came running back into the room and was like, “It’ll be okay!” Then she looked at the TV and was like, “Oh, they’re winning! Oh my god! They’re winning!” And I just looked up at her and blubbered out words that were probably, “I…………….know…………….”
And then they didn’t win. But at least by then I was comfortably numb to all outside provocations as I escaped to the comforts of despair. Then I ate cold chicken wings and glowered as I watched There Will Be Blood.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 31, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
If you didn't get dusty eyed reading this, you have no soul
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Should have seen me when Josh hit that HR...the whole world and the meaning of Life finally made sense.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
After Nellie couldn't get it, I made the most painful series of cries as I yelped "No! No!" over and over.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
this was basically my reaction
then I put my head in my hands
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Me too.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Then I yelled a word that isn't very nice.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
JW used to talk about Nellie and his crazy, circuitous routes to the ball...I thought he'd cleaned that shit up.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
For Game 7, I had no emotion.
Even when they went up initially, I didn’t feel good at all.
I needed to be drunk in a ditch after game 6.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I knew what was up in Game 7...felt great after Face came thru in the top of the 1st...but Harry
shit his pants after getting two outs.
What pain.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I said "oh, he's got it" and then threw my hat across the room.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I still blame Michael Young for the Game 6 loss.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I also blame Mother Nature
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
He left the game with the score 7-4 in the 7th inning.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Sabermetric types will shit their pants in defiance but the Rangers lost
momentum when Harry got scared after two outs.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I didn't say it was rational.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Eh, I'm not blaming any one person at this point.
When you have two (2) chances at sweet sweet victory, and both times you come away with failure, it just isn’t meant to be.
I feel like the Rangers were about to hook up with Kate Upton, farted really loudly right before insertion, convinced her to come back to bed, then promptly took a dump in the sheets.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's another thing...
If Nelson Cruz catches that ball, the Rangers win the World Series. That blows my mind. Every possibly emotion in the spectrum of being a sports fan hung on three seconds of a baseball being in the air. That is countered with countless hours of love from Texas Rangers fans over decades and decades of baseball.
How did it all come down to a moment in time?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 1, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions
He should have had it on sooooooo many levels.
He was in a “no doubles defense”….how in the FUCK does that ball get over his head?
On top of that…he’s a RF who knows a RH batter’s ball is going to tail away from him….and while he’s in the “no doubles defense” the fucking ball was able to hit the bottom of the fence (which is how it almost bounced all the way back to Kinz).
Seriously, the worst moment in my baseball fandom was watching Cruz skull(bleep) that ball and then watch him run almost back to our infield to retrieve that thing.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I like how you used the word fuck in this post
except to say skull fucked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's not allowed to say skullfuck anymore.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Did you ever find where I supposedly called you fat?
Or were you lying (again)?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
You said my weight loss was impossible!
But I really did it, for what it’s worth, JW.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Good for you, benji.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
What else could you have meant by telling me to mix in a salad?
And did you not call me Pillsbury in the same thread?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He called you pillsbury?
That’s kinda fucking funny.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
As a fat guy...
it’s probably the least original thing to call a fat guy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 1, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
What about "Tiny"?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I was thinking more about how a little dude who giggles when you poke his belly is kind if the polar opposite of what Aqua's demeanor is...
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Salads are good for people of every weight, Aqua.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Oh you fucking liar.
I’m sure you were just concerned about my health.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Not concerned at all about your health
but celery sticks are always a good option.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Josey is just trying to make the world a healthier place
Why can you not see that?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Pussy is great for mental health.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Good to know
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
And show me where I supposedly lied the first time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You claimed I called you fat after LSJ ripped your ass.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
LSJ didn't rip shit.
Why are you trying to start shit up in here?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You seem....sensitive to this kind of ribbing...good to know.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
You're the one that keeps bringing it up.
And you say you’re not a troll.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He was badly positioned.
I still think his athletic ability could have got him to it with a better route, but he had to take at least two too many strides to get to that ball.
The problem was that he slowed up on the ball, realized he
misread it and then jumped like a spazz.
The ball hit the bottom of the motherfucking fence.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
"the whole world and the meaning of Life finally made sense."
Exactly. That’s what it felt like. I felt like Hugh Jackman realizing it was okay to die in The Fountain and supernova-ing. It sort of makes sense then that the Rangers lost. Knowing the meaning of life means knowing the cosmic cruelty of it all.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 1, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions
It was like..."This is why Josh came to the Rangers. He saved us after we
skull(bleeped) the game in the 9th inning."
I was never so sure of anything in my life after he hit that bomb.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I was uneasy after his homerun
the 9th just totally screwed with me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think it is good for everyone
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Gotta come to grips with it
I came to grips with it a few days after
Life is easier
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yep
Me too.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I never dwell on sporting events for long.
Win some, lose some. Always got next year, baby. Unless you are the Expos
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Sure...until you look at the history of teams that lose consecutive World Series
and then look at the ticking clock of our roster…but go ahead, have another fucking salad.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
See, why is have another salad necessary?
Josey, one of the things that makes you so annoying is that you grasp onto a particular thing, then you try to make snarky comments over and over on it, but they’re rarely funny.
It honestly would’ve been better had you said…
“but go ahead, tell us about it on the treadmill, Fattyfuck.”
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Pillsbury got a LOL from LSJ.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
One laugh does not a good joke make
But I see your point.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I can tell
I have seen you 12 times in the past 5 months
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm reccing this not because I want to, but because I have to.
dat sock reference.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
or have it ready to go for afterward
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Jan 31, 2012 11:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Now I see what you meant by this...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 1, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
blame me for that
I talked him into it and I could not even click on it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You'll see a shitload of amazing things.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Kentucky wearing grey unis while playing at home?
Why!!?! You looked like fucking Georgetown.
Wear the white classics.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Why's it gotta be Applejack?
(Is that Applejack?)
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Okay, so remember how I said I was steamed?
This is why I was steamed. This is horrific.
1 Sofia Vergara – Fuck Modern Family. The rest of this list is so bad this really doesn’t even register on the list of horrific things on this list, but fuck Modern Family.
2 Kate Upton – Whateverrrrrrrrrrrrr
3 Rooney Mara – You got Rooney confused with Kate, right? Wait, you didn’t? You’re seriously telling me Rooney Mara is the third most desirable woman of 2012?
4 Miranda Kerr – Overrated
5 Nicki Minaj – WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I DON’T EVEN
6 Emma Stone – I like Emma Stone. I really do. But Emma Stone at #6 is bonkers.
7 Scarlett Johansson – Classic mainstay. Overrated, but I can’t complain too much.
8 Kim Kardashian – Oh fuck you you fucking trolls
9 Rihanna – Too high
10 Candice Swanepoel – Okay.
11 Kate Middleton – High
12 Zooey Deschanel – LOLOLOLOLOL. Fucking hipsters.
13 Mila Kunis – Look at the chicks ahead of Mila Kunis. Now look at Mila Kunis. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
14 Selena Gomez – Okay.
15 Daisy Lowe – Okay.
16 Katy Perry – Ugh.
17 Emma Watson – GROW YOUR DAMN HAIR OUT
18 Lady Gaga – List officially invalid. If the Rooney Mara thing didn’t already invalidate it.
19 Lea Michele – She’s my current mini-obsession, but this is high.
20 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley – eh
21 Natalie Portman – whatever
22 Kate Beckinsale – 22 spots too low.
23 Olivia Wilde – LOW
24 Jessica Alba – eh
25 Emmanuelle Chriqui – LOW
26 Minka Kelly – whatever
27 Kristen Stewart – high
28 Dianna Agron – Okay
29 Hayley Atwell – high
30 Kat Dennings – Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist was good, but comethefuckon. 30?
31 Lara Stone – whatever
32 Blake Lively – If it’s a battle of the “fantastic legs, maybe questionable face” chicks, I have no idea why Lea Michele is winnig by 13 spots
33 Brooklyn Decker – whatever
34 Jessica Gomes – okay
35 Amber Heard – whatever
36 Kristen Wiig – comethefuckon
37 Anne Hathaway – low
38 Sara Jean Underwood – never understood the fascination, but whatever
39 Beyonce – whatever
40 Brittney Palmer – Pic seems to justify the ranking, but never heard of her
41 Amanda Seyfried – high
42 Alyson Hannigan – Seriously? Forty-two?
43 Liu Wen – who?
44 Krysten Ritter – high
45 Stacy Keibler – probably high
46 Nicole Scherzinger – high
47 Jennifer Lawrence – high
48 Candace Bailey – eh
49 Penelope Cruz – probably high
50 Carey Mulligan – you’re fucking shitting me right? FIFTY????
51 Bar Refaeli – eh
52 Jordana Brewster – My queen. >tebows
53 Gisele Bundchen – eh
54 Eva Mendes – low
55 Christina Ricci – I cannot figure out why people like this chick
56 Marisa Miller – low
57 Georgia Jagger – high
58 Freida Pinto – high
59 Anais Mali – who?
60 Taylor Swift – high
61 Tamara Ecclestone – okay I guess
62 The Daily Girls – this is fucking cheating. You cannot put four chicks in one spot. Also, who?
63 Michelle Williams – high
64 Leryn Franco – who?
65 Olivia Munn – LOW
66 Aubrey Plaza – really? I mean this isn’t nearly as bad as some of the others, but really?
67 Irina Shayk – okay
68 Arianny Celeste – okay
69 Cheryl Cole – I want to say okay, I really do. But high.
70 Priyanka Chopra – who?
71 Adriana Lima – okay
72 Chanel Iman – I guess
73 Lily Aldridge – whatever
74 Kreayshawn – hahahahahahahOHWAITYOU’RESERIOUSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
75 Olga Fonda – high
76 Kate Moss – high
77 Zoe Kravitz – high
78 Rose Byrne – high
79 Caroline Wozniacki – high
80 Demi Moore – I admittedly have a thing for Demi because she looks just like Jordana. But how the fuck is she on this list?
81 Elsa Pataky – eh
82 Sunny Leone – low
83 Zoe Saldana – okay
84 Camilla Belle – LOW, and why do they keep choosing bad pictures of her for these lists? Seriously, there exists like a million and one pictures of her melting everything around her. FIND ONE.
85 Maria Menounos – I guess
86 Jessica Chastain – comethefuckon
87 Madalina Ghenea – okay
88 Emilia Clarke – I guess
89 Lake Bell – high
90 Berenice Marlohe – who?
91 Alessandra Ambrosio -whatever
92 Adele – this is a joke, right? You have Adele ahead of Megan Fox. Let me type that again so I might digest is properly: you have Adele ahead of Megan Fox. Megan isn’t what she used to be, but LOL WUT
93 Jennifer Lopez – whatever
94 Elizabeth Olsen – high
95 Lana Del Rey – okay
96 Megan Fox – YOU HAVE ADELE AHEAD OF MEGAN FOX
97 Tina Fey – whatever
98 Pippa Middleton – high
99 Paz de la Huerta – okay.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
tl: will never read
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 1, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You mad, bro?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You looked through that entire slideshow to do this, right?
And you linked it for others to look at now.
Sounds like “checkmate, Askmen.com” to me, considering you did exactly what they wanted you to do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, probably
But I was bored, and this made me less bored.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
why do you honestly care?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have no idea
Probably because it’s fun to be so appalled.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
WHERE'S ANNIE?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I GET A PASS, AFTER YOU FAILED WITH THE SIMPSONS REFERENCE.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
WHERE'S ALBA?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh
I did not read the list
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You should, my commentary is witty and amusing
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
This is my reply to people who say that hitters will just sit on Feliz's fastball this year.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I'm liking Skyward Sword now.
Got up to finishing the forging of the Master Sword tonight. Good times. Also probably the first time in the franchise I’ve actually felt choked up over a plot twist.
Anyway, for anyone that hasn’t gotten that far, use the letter as toilet paper. It’s a far better ending.
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I wish we could just try and make a better effort to not engage.
But I’m being too obtuse in thinking that.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Sure you can. But then the opportunity presents itself for him to make a troll remark that you may be able to continue being cordial about
but another person will take offense and come in to defend themselves. Same song.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
It's not my fault what other people do
Even if I am the creator of the conversation.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It may not be directly your fault, but you set up the environment for it to develop.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Meh
Still not my problem. Others are responsible for themselves
A burden should never be something out of your control.
If I invite 200 people to a cliff side
and put big old signs that say “push this guy off a cliff and kill him”
Aint my fault if they push him
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This is a terrible analogy.
But I do see your point and I still think you’re culpable in this good time we’re witnessing.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
it doesn't seem that bad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I will say he brings ocassional lulz that make him almost worth having around.
There was the thread the other day, the results of the predictions, and now this. He wasn’t directly funny, but his basically biting a hand trying desperately to feed him was.
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I knew it was terrible
But I was too lazy to think of a better one since the potential value gain in your understanding or likelihood to acquiesce to my point was minimal given the time needed to think of a better analogy. So I ran with it.
Different schools of thought on the blame association game, though. Unless I’m forcing someone under duress where they feel they have no other course of action, I take zero responsibility for people’s actions, regardless of the environment I create.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The internet isn't the same as real life scenarios.
The reactions of people on their computer versus what they do in real life can be vastly different. You even say so yourself that you do and say things that you wouldn’t normally do as a way to “play up” your persona.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I play them up in person, too, though.
Same contexts, similar reactions.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Different degrees.
I think you underestimate or do not understand how others work online versus how they are in real life.
I could be way off base.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I probably underestimate it.
I’m not terribly different than my in-person traits on here…
Maybe others are?
I also could be way off base haha.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It's not so much being different
as it is the substance and things you are willing to say online versus in RL. It may have the same meaning, but you have to just come out and say in online because there are no other context clues you can send.
So it makes people more over the top and creates a need to really let loose.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
But there's nothing I say here that I wouldn't say in person
A burden should never be something out of your control.
But to actually provide something of substance
that’s fine if you don’t. Others may not be that way. Just like you said about how you think things have to be planned for them to happen and your girl doesn’t, people are different, and you have to make sure she’s the one who knows where you stand, and probably will have to conform to your way.
She can either do so and make you comfortable, attempt to be laissez faire about it and ruffle your feathers and attempt to have you do things her way, or it may not work out.
Or there may be a place for a happy medium. But knowing what I know of you on here, and since you aren’t much different in person than you are online, it will be…interesting depending on how hands off she is.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Not planned
But just more vocal communication than the none it’s at now. She hates the phone. I’m asking for a small amount.
I just presented it in the manner that the positives it does for me go well beyond the small inconvenience to her.
We’ll see.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Cool.
I could probably go on and on about this as I enjoy analyzing people and relationships, but I think you’ve thought about it enough and have an idea on what you want to do.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't think "persona" should qualify as an excuse, though.
I think the most likable people on this site just talk about and generally act the way they would in a real life scenario.
Not saying people don’t embellish here and there, but the ones that truly just spend all their time on here trying to find a way to get e-cred get weeded out at some point.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm far more confrontational than I am in real life.
And less earnest.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I am pretty much the same online as I am in real life
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like to think I am the same on here as I am in real life
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm pretty close to RL on here.
Once a douche, always a douche.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I believe people say things on here they would never say in real life.
I mean, just look at how differently people talk or text in relationships online versus real life.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I kind of agree with that.
I think the advent of online communities allows people to kind of mold and grow their acquaintances a lot slower and more in depth.
The vast majority of topics and jokes I make on here, I’m just as likely to make with my non-LSB friends. Now, if you ask me that same question a year or two ago? I probably wouldn’t have felt as comfortable. Just getting to know your environment and thought processes behind other posters, even in this limited environment, counts for something.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yep, though I'd say that the difference is less organized around
RL vs. VL and more by specific contexts, relationships, and modes, whether face-to-face or virtual.
I want to be an online shrink.
I wonder if there’s a market for that.
Robbie, wasn’t it you who said you were interested in how people react online vs. RL? We could go into business.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I've got to go to bed,
but I too find it fascinating how online interactions affect people’s emotions and sense of self. Why wouldn’t some folks need counseling?
Not sure. I would think, especially with kids committing suicide
over twitter and facebook comments about them, that there should be a need for it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yes, I am.
If I could do school all over again, I’d major in Digital Technology & Culture.
I took mostly DLC classes my last year of college, but it was not a major when I hit upper class yet, let alone when I started.
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You're wrong.
He absolutely does not stay peaceful or suddenly speak intelligently just because you stay cordial.
People have done it. It at least makes the conversation only half idiotic, but it’s still not as good as no conversation at all.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Quit putting the Josey on a pedestal
He’s just a man
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm going to go ahead and assume Rick Astley's in there.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Get with the times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXTUsTcNlvI
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Right?
I wouldn’t say I like it, but charming is a good word.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
If you've ever seen Powerpuff Girls or that show about forgotten imaginary friends, it's the same artist.
Lauren Faust. She works as the creative director.
She’s also very open to fan input.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Faust
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I liked the Powerpuff I saw.
In fact, I inadvertently plagiarized a character name for a student short.
I’ve known about the Pony reboot and the Bronies for a while, but haven’t had time or inclination to take a look. However, my mostly female students are powerfully interested in the Brony phenomenon, so I’m particularly glad you posted the link.
Cordial is better.
But it still gives him a reason to be here. I don’t think he’d post comments at all if he literally never got a reply.
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Josey
The OT threads do get kinda shitty when you come in here with guns ablazin… is it too much to ask that if you venture into the OTs, that you just maintained a jovial, friendly demeanor?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Whatever, you treat him like a troll and he's going to troll
Because he loves it. Just like I love when people get pissed at me being over the top, so I am just more over the top.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No worries.
I love my approach, it’s incredibly effective, and I do not get agitated or preach to others who do not follow it.
I just lend my opinion if need be and move on.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Riiiiiight.
He has never been douchey or obnoxious when someone hasn’t started it.
I’ve seen the light, Benji. Thank you for educating us.
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by philkid3 on Feb 1, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You should go back and read how hard Match tried.
He thought he’d be the one to teach everyone he could change things. For months and months.
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Why are you getting so mad at me?
You’re pissed because Josey is here. I’m just trying a fresh perspective; don’t get so damned defensive.
Redirect that anger, friend, we’ve got no beef here.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
But it's not a fresh perspective.
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by philkid3 on Feb 1, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And drink tea with my pinky in the air?
I’m usually very cordial to those who are cordial to me…vfn threw the first punch tonight.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
why not just ignore him?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
If you'll notice...vfn isn't here...Vast Segments came running from the hills
with torches blazin’ when JW answered him.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
well that did not answer my question
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Okay...why would others feel compelled to strike back at me instead of ignoring?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I don't know why all of y'all do these things
that is why I am asking you. I will ask them too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
See, that's not necessary
Ah well
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 1, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Congrats?
I don’t really know what to say to that. Good for you, pk. lol
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No.
Not good.
Maybe if this means you’re going to try to just ignore him it is.
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Yeah, I'm actually laughing IRL at the moment.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
At least it was a shorter learning curve than most, amirite?!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Sorry.
I tried the same thing once, too.
Didn’t stick with it nearly as long as Match did, though.
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So is asking for 5 minutes of phone conversation daily when dealing with a long distance relationship
unreasonable? With the caveat that if extreme circumstances restrict that, it ain’t no thing.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Ha
I don’t know if she’s like the Model UN approach
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You're the one who's negotiating. :)
But seriously, you and she need must be both more interesting and pithy to make 5 minutes daily work for relationship maintenance. When I went back to Dallas for the summer after my wife and I started dating, we’d talk for 30 or 45 minutes about 3 or 4 times a week. It was all about quantity time, but daily would have been hard on us or at least me.
If you feel the need to have restrictions of set plans for a relationship
whether it be long distance or not, it’s not going to work out. Both parties need to be invested in it, especially one that is a difficult situation, to a point where going the extra mile isn’t something that needs to be laid out.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
It's not a gameplan
But we’re at the start, and setting expectations when we both have different expectations is not a guarantee of failure.
In her mind, success happens without it; in mine, it doesn’t. Just communicating that.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
BTW, saw The Grey tonight.
Great, great movie, but also a little disappointing. If you watch it, you’ll know what I mean.
Excellent movie in all other respects, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Worth a movie ticket or okay to wait a month or so for Bluray rip?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Totally worth seeing in the theater.
Genuinely intense moments throughout.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I cannot currently imagine a more horrific-sounding combination of things
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
MJ was pretty awesome
when he was making music
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Maybe an eyeball-gouging castration machine
That’s about it though.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Good god I leave you assholes for an hour...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 12:51 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
what happened?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
are you mad because of the musical talk?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
5 min fuckin' BabyMamaTill / 55 min on the shitter
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I bet his legs fell asleep
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
future generations shall study these texts
as this century’s “Canterbury Tales” . . . or that’s what keeps me going, anyway
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I just came back to a JW sub thread and a grieving sub thread
I wasn’t gone for an hour and BOOM 200 more comments.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 12:54 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
oh
well
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
hard to handle all of em on the app as I'm sure you know
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 12:57 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I probably should've made everyone a new thread when I stopped by hours ago and saw 1100 already
But I didn’t feel like caring about you guys at that moment.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 1, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of bronies. . .
Remember the former coworker/anonymous blogger/furry/male/female I mentioned a while back?
Just realized he’s a brony like 30 seconds ago. Or she.
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so we are not sure of the gender?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am fairly certain he is still a he.
But planning on changing that, and posing as a she online.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
oh
I would miss my penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well, yeah.
Because you don’t want to be a woman.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
If I were a woman I'd probably be the biggest slut on the planet
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 12:59 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
you would need to do kegels
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I've already expressed my attraction to girls who are actually attracted to girls, so. . .
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Lsebian in a mans body?
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 1, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions
Eddie izzard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
No, I don't enjoy most of the things that go with being female.
And I’d miss my penis.
BUT if I got transformed overnight, I know exactly which girls I’d be going right after.
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well
I might love my lady part just as much
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Parts*
Don’t forget to love your boobies, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 1:02 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
oh I won't
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you meet fascinating people
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 12:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's one way to say it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I never saw any of this coming when we worked together.
Not gender dissatisfaction, not writing probably the most thoughtful blog on themed design out there, and not even the furry thing.
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I would do dirty, dirty things to brandi
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:05 AM CST via Android app reply actions
and if I was drunk
I wlike consider the auctioneers wife
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
April 30th, Meshuggah, Baroness, and Decapitated at HOB.
I will be there, breaking my neck from headbanging to off time metal.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
you are going to miss childish gambino
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Already seen him, so I'm good on that front.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
was he good?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yep.
Put on a solid show. Even did 15 minutes of stand up to warm up.
His backing band had a really good drummer.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
who is this?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Blonde chick on Glee
She’s kind of a knockout, but somehow she still fails to trip my trigger.
Could be I’m just not into blondes these days.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 1, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions
oh
I like the brunette one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Lea Michele.
Much sexier and GOD THOSE LEGS
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 1, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions
Google says Lea Michele
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
that is sad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
This reminds me of Mary Poppins
when the uncle and kids are having tea on the ceiling because they are laughing so hard. So the uncle tells a sad story so they can come back down to the floor.
“I do believe I ran over your cat, madam.”
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
dammit, I KNEW Lionel Richie ripped that shit off from someone!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Who?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
lea michele
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Lea Michele in this episode of Glee
Now they’re having a Smooth Criminal dual
A burden should never be something out of your control.
2000
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:17 AM CST via Android app reply actions
who is that?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Too skinny
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
really?
don’t you lie to me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
not really. unnamed "streaker," ass-end of an Orioles doubleheader
about five years ago … but I was there, and it’s a genuine SchoollyShot!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
if you ever posted a non schoollyshot
I would be upset
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
OK, but I didn't personally draw any of my many SIMPSONS posts
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
animation is fine
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
awesome, I fuckin shot that
is pretty cool
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:25 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Barry never finds anything
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:28 AM CST via Android app reply actions
The most recent version of CAIRO has Mike Napoli putting up a .397 wOBA.
Are you satisfied with this, Lone Star Ball?
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Beltre's at .359.
A full year of that and I think I’m just about fine with his contract already.
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Leonys?
And yes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Basically puts him at a 0.7 win player in 300 PAs before defensive consideration.
If that could be guaranteed, I think I’d go ahead and crown him CF of the Future right this moment.
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By the way, .325 also applies to. . .
Mike Olt.
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I know CAIRO does minor league equivilents.
But there still can’t be much confidence on someone in as low a level as Olt, right? So what about Martin with his limited sample?
I’d be interested to see how CAIRO stacks up against, say, ZiPS and PECOTA for projecting minor leaguers.
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Psh. Three whole points below .400
Weak.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 1, 2012 1:29 AM CST up reply actions
What is with you and baseball in the OT threads
haha
A burden should never be something out of your control.
should I be?
I don’t know what it means but I see it all the time
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You should learn. And yes.
http://www.fangraphs.com/library/index.php/offense/woba/
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 1, 2012 1:32 AM CST up reply actions
A .397 wOBA would have been the 10th best among qualifying players last year.
And I think this is park adjusted (as in down). I think. I’ll check at a later date.
Average last year was .316, the lowest since before the Rockies existed. .400 is a complete badass.
And that’s from a catcher.
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Elvis is at .311.
Not really a step forward, but then CAIRO is only a more advanced Marcel. It’s not built so much to project growth the way other systems are.
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Yu Darvish
3.47 FIP leads all starters.
That’s a 5.5 WAR. Sorry to disappoint.
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Colbyashi and Ogando (oops!) also hit TORP level.
Harrison and Holland above average, but a step back from last year. I think I’d probably be willing to bet one of them will do that.
Hilariously, Robert Ross is projected as the fifth best starter.
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That's 1.6 wins ahead of Christopher John Wilson.
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CAIRO Land is a land where we all fap to Mike Adams on a nightly basis.
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Albert Pujols is projected to reclaim Best Player in Baseball status.
Sad face.
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Houston projected to lose 104 games.
For those of you who don’t follow this business that much, that kind of losing is obviously well within the realm of possibility, but far from what a forecast will usually peg as a team’s mean result. That’s really, really bad.
I can’t wait for realignment.
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That's like a NFL football spread being over 20 points.
It just rarely happens.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
WE WILL GET TO PLAY THEM 19 TIMES
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And we'll probably go 9-10
And all be extremely mad.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 1, 2012 2:01 AM CST up reply actions
really, storage wars?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 1:31 AM CST via Android app reply actions
I want to go do something right now
thoughts?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
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