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The Rangers lost. The season is over. It's football season. Let's all be Texan stereotypes and get back to rooting for our real favorite sport.
T.R. Sullivan's recap focu...no...wait, who gives a shit?
I'm in no mood to go digging for articles on that abomination from last night.
This is your mourning/off season thread. It's the off season now. That is the reality, folks. We truly live in the darkest of timelines.