So, we opened Christmas presents last night with our mothers who came in to town from DFW. Things were going well until I opened a gift from a friend of the family - a red Josh Hamilton jersey. I looked at mom and asked "You do know he signed with the Angels, yes?". Her reply was that her friend was at the store when they called and asked which Ranger was my favorite and apparently the only one that came to my 59 year old mother's mind was one Josh Hamilton.
...................think I'll look in to buying a number kit off ebay. FML.