TO 2/1/12 OT!
by jam0152 on Feb 1, 2012 7:10 AM CST
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1. Malayalam 2. Amma 3. Appa 4. Madam 5. Racecar 6. WOW 7. civic 8. kayak 9. level 10. Hannah 11. Stats 12. Mom 13. Pop 14. Dad 15.peep 16.bob 17.Dammit I'm mad
Some well-known English palindromes are "Able was I ere I saw Elba",[3] "A man, a plan, a canal, Panama",[4] "Madam, I'm Adam" or "Madam in Eden, I'm Adam", "Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod."[5] and "Never odd or even." "Rise to vote sir" was featured in an episode of The Simpsons.
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Harrah
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Febuary!
Baseball starts this month!!!!
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 7:52 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Well, sort of
Officially but not really.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 1, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions
Pitchers and Catchers reporting is the most exciting time of the year
Duh
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
A lot....and I mean a LOT
of good therapy in last night’s OT thread about the WS. It got me to thinking….I wonder how Nelson Cruz is doing? What about the other guys? Is it still stinging or are they ready to jump back in and take this thing again?
I’m ready for baseball…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 1, 2012 7:54 AM CST reply actions
from Nellie
"We’re exchanging figures, negotiating for a year but leaving the door open for a multiyear deal," Cruz told ESPNDeportesLosAngeles on Tuesday.
Sounds good
"I’d like to be a Ranger for life," said Cruz, who won’t be eligible for free agency until 2014. "I like the city, the team and the fans. "Arlington is my second home.
"But this is a business. If God wants me to keep on playing in Texas, it will happen. I have to be ready for anything."
Crap.
Nellie will be 34 in July 2014....that late start killed any chance he had that the truly big payday.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Exactly what I was thinking
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
What are you going to offer him?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
God says that you should play for league minimum
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
mind = blown
for the JW comments.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Was he insightful or something?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
We talked a lot about our feelings re Cruz skull(bleeping) the fly ball and Josh's HR.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Is therapy supposed to make you want to punch yourself in the dick?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm no expert, buuuut...
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Are we not allowed to say f*ck anymore?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 1, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:45 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
you can say fuck
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure why JW said "skull(bleeping)" then
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:44 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
just no pics of a monkey taking a #2 in sarah palins mouth
apparently thats not blog acceptable
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
How about an elephant in Nancy Pelosis lap?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:47 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
An elephant has political significance
Let’s go with a Zebra.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes
That gives him kisses
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 3:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ugh
It’s been, what, a week since you posted that? I still can’t get that image out of my head.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
Apparently that tomato that looked like an ass was unacceptable too.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
so was a picture of a pornographic movie cover
that someone here may or may not have posted. We’ll never know for sure BECAUSE THERE IS NO PROOF THAT HAPPENED
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I've got the screenshot saved
boom
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
but if you posted a screenshot of a banned image
YOU YOURSELF WOULD GET IN TROUBLE. It’s like if I broke into someone’s house and found the murder weapon. Can’t use it for a conviction…
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
you laugh
but that happens every now and again
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
COMMIE BASTARDS !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I thought it was a nice commentary on the state of the GOP.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i am confused as to how you think that could blow my mind
more about your shittalking about an entire continent.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Accept the trade
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I think it's hilarious when I see a special offer online...
for tickets to the Mavs game (like 1/2 off $50 tix), then I see some doucher has put his tix on the company bulletin board for sale at $50 apiece. Kinda douchey.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 1, 2012 7:54 AM CST reply actions
no soliciting!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
Leaving your iPod at home
Sucks
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
i hear of this shit all the time...
in Tulsa they made me run over 500.00 cash through the machine… i was pissed.
why would you have to run cash through the machine?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
the were talking about this on the ticket this morning
some dude stole a bunch of ipads at the airport and someone tracked him down to his house using the gps
you dont have iphone money?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
No, but i wouldn't use an iphone for the ipod either.
I have a giant ipod.
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Keep your music and your contacts separate
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 9:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
My wife had to call me and email me from work to let me know.
Have we gotten this bad as a society that we can’t even mak…I’m just kidding. Yeah, it blows.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
So I was wrong about the employee meeting
Shazzam. Back to the ole’ Pop Tarts and OT Thread morning work ritual.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
what kind of pop tart? i like the strawberry frosted
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
Bingo
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
ive been doing a wheat bagle with a dap of peanut butter lately...
seems to keep me going until i eat lunch at 1…
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
Excellent choice
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
thats the best hands down
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
toasted strawberry, no frosting
cold works in a pinch
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ive never really put them in the toaster... just eat them out of the package
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
Poptarts are best either frozen or toasted
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
And since we're talking about poptarts
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=l8kThoZpF_U
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Frozen, you say?
I’ve never tried that……………hmmmmmm……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 1, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
It works better with some flavors than others
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 9:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 9:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Winner
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
I'm surprised there's no love for frosted blueberry.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 1, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
That's my #2
Strawberry comes first, blueberry gets frosty seconds.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
Underrated
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
Better than strawberry
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 9:04 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
gross
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
high five!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ohman
we’re best friends
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
glad to see we've got some no-frosting bros
that hard shit’s nasty and the sprinkles give them a weird gritty texture
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i like the frosted brown sugar cinnamon ones
but strawberry is best no icing and toasted. the outside part is so delicious and cake-y/flour-y. mmmmmm
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
hey KOK.. sending my money at 9:45 when i get to work for lexu$ club $eats
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:48 AM CST reply actions
ok sir
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Today's nugget of Facebook wisdom
“Just so you know- stop, drop, and roll doesn’t work in Hell.”
I think they need to change the name from Facebook to *facedesk.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Facepalm?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 8:54 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah that would work
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
gordon with the wireless is awesome
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Always
That microphone seems to give him license to say whatever he wants directly to someone’s face without retribution. Always greatness.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
really liking "up-tops" too.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 1, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
It's sad how much I revert back to teenage tendencies so quickly sometimes.
I listen to them talking about women and immediately start giggling like someone’s telling a joke in junior high.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
Yep.
The woman they keep fixating on on the webcam has the most perfect body ever!!
http://www.ustream.tv/TheTicket
My bad.
x
Astros GM Jeff Luhnow has begun the process of overhauling Houston’s identity during a time of transition, writes Anthony Castrovince of MLB.com. Luhnow has already made several key hires toward the goal of shifting the organization’s focus to a combination of better scouting and more advanced statistical analysis. A reputed ideas man, Luhnow pitched Astros ownership a 25-page plan for repairing the organization before getting the job, according to Castrovince.
25 whole pages, eh?
Nice.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i want to read it
the 25 pg
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
Wait....WHAT?
‘Soul Train’ Creator Cornelius Dies of Gunshot
URGENT: Producer Don Cornelius, creator of ’70s TV dance show, dead after gunshot to head, LAPD says
Don Cornelius, the television personality who famously created “Soul Train” was found dead in his Sherman Oaks, CA home this morning, and law enforcement sources tell TMZ it appears he committed suicide.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 1, 2012 9:05 AM CST reply actions
Wow.
If Dadboner hadn’t mentioned him yesterday I’d have gone at least the last ten years without even thinking about him.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
Man, that sucks
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
jai guru deva
ommm
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Om shanti shanti
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SUWEHNAAAAAAAAAAAA
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That's not how you spell bagithi baba.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
Nothin's gonna change my world
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Govinda jaya jaya
Gopala Jaya Jaya
Radha-ramanahari
Govinda Jaya Jaya
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Anyone seen this Nolan Writin' blog?
Some vapid shit, right here.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
"You can find me on Twitter @bleacherseatstx."
That right there explains everything.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Found another blog linked from "Nolan Writin'"
http://40yearrangerfan.mlblogs.com/
In his most recent post, the writer is confused about Twitter:
Meanwhile, I noticed a tweet this morning from Mr. Ranger himself, Tom Grieve. Grieve goes by the tag "Tagdonttweet" on Twitter, which is apropos because in all the time I’ve been following him, this is the first tweet I’ve seen from him. […]
Anyway, this morning’s tweet simply asked, "How would you feel if your ol’ pal tagdonttweet ended up in the @MLBFanCave? It could happen."
Could it be? Could Grieve be in line for the year-long MLB Fan Cave assignment, watching every single game throughout the 2012 season?
I’m gonna say….no.
by fightingengineer on Feb 1, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions 7 recs
BAHAHA
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
hahahahahahah
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
GoET
Your thoughts on being mistaken for Nolan?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
How am I confused?
TDT on here != TDT on Twitter
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Tag and Nolan are not the same person, either.
;)
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Son of a bitch
I meant TAG, but given his name I mis-typed.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
this is absolutely amazing !
love it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
AAHHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
This is priceless…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 1, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Oh my gosh.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Used to call the poor bastard in Waco with that number when I was junior high.
“This is John. Please leave a message. If you’re looking for Jenny, go fuck yourself.”
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
haha that is awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
my cell is only 2 digits off from that...
cool story, bro
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
real phone number in Plano when I was growing up
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
They didn't put anything on ESPN when I recieved my $500 UIL scholarship.
So unfair.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hater
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
not really.
We did fairly well. Final count was 7-8 three stars which I assume is pretty good for us.
I guess everyone is in the signing thread?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
i guess so...i'm staying away from that
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
So I take it you avoid the prospect rankings too?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Those are pros
already in our system… so it’s much easier to keep up with and they are already on my team.
Same
Cruisin’ Wikipedia and Wikitravel instead…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Guess I'll actually do something at work instead of sitting here and talking to you folks.
Of course I’ll leave the page open though.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
same here....work is busy right now
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm not doing jack shit today.
I may… MAY fill out my timesheet.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yup
It’s nothing but crickets and tumbleweeds over here.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
busy as fuck here...can't stay off the phone
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Twitter question
What’s everyone’s view on replying to celebs/writers/athletes who post something you disagree with? I really want to, but I get the sense that I shouldn’t start a flame war with someone who has thousands of followers.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
I've replied to celebs I didn't agree with.
As long as it’s respectable, I don’t think anything bad will come from it. Hell they may not even reply. If you call them a fucktard and tell them to take their opinions and throw down the shitter, then you might start a flame war.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I think that's generally the case, but this deals with abortion and the death penalty.
Topics that are inflammatory on their own, without any additional help.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that'd I'd stay away with.
With certain people you can have an intelligent back-and-forth, but those topics are so touchy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
They're people.
Why not post something they say that you don’t like?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I usually don't start an argument
but, I will respond with an opposing view. However, if the tweets become redundant and annoying, I will just unfollow.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
As long as you don't respond with
You suck, you’re probably ok.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
If they are putting it out there, they are most likely looking for feedback/dissent
Rick Gervais frequently spends half his day agitating evangelicals…
I like where your mind is at.
all Colin Quinn does is troll the shit out of everyone
and RT the 10,000 replies he gets. It can be funny.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I don't get it.
Colin Quinn was so unfunny on SNL he got his own unfunny late-night talk show.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
looking back
and seeing all these people i loved that were on the show, im sure id have liked it but collin quinn being the host probably kept me from it
This is probably accurate.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
he was funny on SNL
good punchy joke writer.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
i do it from time to time
i just wish they’d reply back to me
I follow a few celebs
no huge names, though.
What I hate is when you reply back to them with something and they DM you instead with a rebuttal instead of a reply AND YOU CAN’T DM BACK CAUSE THEY AREN’T FOLLOWING YOU. They literally get the last word. And they know it. That’s why they do it.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Argh.
My boss just told me she’s taking another job in the company.
Just when I was getting her trained.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
Will you get a new boss, or just take her job?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
New boss
I wouldn’t want her job.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 1, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
if you don't want your boss' job, why are you doing that job?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 1, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
I like my job
and I have no interest in being a manager again, which is what her job is.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 1, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
Wifey just bought tickets for some kind of Valentine's Day activity at the planetarium on campus
I think I have married a dork.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Please tell me it is a laser light show...
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Hmmmmm
The event will begin with light refreshments at 6:30 p.m., followed by a 7:15 p.m. domed-theater show about romance and the constellations, with images set to a sweeping, classical music score.
Admission is $50 per couple (ages 21 and older), and includes: hors d’oeuvres; full-dome planetarium show; an outdoor, telescopic viewing (weather permitting); a gift basket; and a commemorative photo.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
Unrelated question
Does anyone actually use ski masks for skiing anymore?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
no no no...
In this scenario you do the"telescope trick". It’s where you put your mushroom tip in front of the lens so she thinks she discovered a comet.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:48 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
They're showing The Princess Bride
at the Alamo Drafthouse with a meal attached for Valentine’s Day. I’m thinking about trying to overcome my wife’s disdain for the drafthouse for this.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Why does she hate the Drafthouse?
paging AJM…
by fightingengineer on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
Something about people eating while they're watching a movie.
The ‘people eat popcorn at every movie’ argument has no bearing.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
Clanking of dishes?
Waiters walking around?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I think that's the biggest thing actually.
Which makes some sense.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Seriously?
The volume is turned up so loud most of the times that you can’t hear yourself think.
And if it is one of those movies where there is a lot of silent moments meant for theatrical effect, the Drafthouse isn’t playing them.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Dude
You can eat cheese sticks and marinara while watching a movie.
/drops mic
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
I find that people eating at the Drafthouse is less annoying than a normal audience anywhere else.
The Drafthouse draws a better class of moviegoer.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
I've never been because I'd have to fly solo.
I’d have gone last Saturday afternoon but I chose The Grey at another theater over Muppets at the Drafthouse.
On a vaguely related note, it looks like most of the theaters in Austin have adopted the ‘no texting or we’ll kick your ass out’ rule that the Drafthouse made famous.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
How was The Grey?
I want to see it, but I’m pretty sure my wife will hate it.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
I loved it.
Depends should’ve have sponsored the plane scene.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Just depends on her tolerance for gore and doom
It’s not Saving Private Ryan bloody, but there are some parts that might be too much for the squeamish. And it’s pretty grim, but in a beautiful sort of way (if that makes any sense).
My wife liked it a lot.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
You guys should really checkout the Flix Brewhouse in Round Rock
if you get a chance. They’ve actually improved on the Drafthouse experience. I was skeptical, but now I’m a believer.
I’d be interested to know what the LSB beer-o-philes think of their brews.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I haven't tried any of their brews, but I love that place, too.
I like the stadium seating, and I love that their tables roll out so that you don’t have to lean way forwards to eat your food.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
And call buttons!
I’ve still got a case of beer in my fridge from poker night. The misses is yelling at me because her yogurts won’t fit.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Heh.
I only left one in there. I would have taken it, but since it was only one beer, I figured I would leave it behind so that it could be with its friends.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I looked at what was showing this weekend
and I’m not sure I’d want to drink while watching any of what’s showing, definitely not that Incredibly Close movie. That’s a recipe for disaster.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Had to talk in front of a class today.
Afterwards the professor asked if I have ADD. I’ve always thought I might have a slight case of it but this is making we wonder if i should actually get tested.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I was actually just referred to a neuropsychologist
by my primary physician for this very reason. I’ve wondered for a long time, but I’ve never been tested.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Like what do they look for symptom wise?
Cause I know people are misdiagnosed all the time for ADD.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I was misdiagnosed with dyslexia when I was a kid...
because I drew my O’s and 0’s backward. Let that sink in for a minute.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
O's to 0s...
Oh.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
I'm not really sure. I haven't gone to the specialist yet.
I did a Google search. This is some of what I found.
"zoning out" without realizing it, even in the middle of a conversation.
extreme distractibility; wandering attention makes it hard to stay on track.
difficulty paying attention or focusing, such as when reading or listening to others.
struggling to complete tasks, even ones that seem simple.
tendency to overlook details, leading to errors or incomplete work.
poor listening skills; hard time remembering conversations and following directions.
poor organizational skills (home, office, desk, or car is extremely messy and cluttered)
tendency to procrastinate
trouble starting and finishing projects
chronic lateness
frequently forgetting appointments, commitments, and deadlines
constantly losing or misplacing things (keys, wallet, phone, documents, bills)
underestimating the time it will take you to complete tasks
sense of underachievement
doesn’t deal well with frustration
easily flustered and stressed out
irritability or mood swings
trouble staying motivated
hypersensitivity to criticism
short, often explosive, temper
low self-esteem and sense of insecurity
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I probably fit about 80% of that list.
But some of the others, I haven’t taken notice of.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Yeah, same here.
I actually had teachers talk to my parents about it when I was a kid. My parents just dismissed it.
I’m just going to get tested and see what happens. I just don’t want to be put on any crazy medication.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
this could be said for everybody born post 1980
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
That's why a lot of people are misdiagnosed.
But the thing is some of this is becoming more and more pronounced in my everyday life. It’s kind of a reason why I try to avoid housework, if possible.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
huh...what?
did you say something?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Everything is related until I can get you to try some more :)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
If you can find a place in Dallas
that you deem worthy, I’ll give it a shot. I’m not completely opposed to giving it a second try.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Is there Chicago-style in Dallas?
Obviously we have NY-style and Dallas-style…I even know where there is some St. Louis-style. But I can’t think of a Chicago-style place in town.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
where should i go eat pizza in dallas
serious question
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
Cane Rosso in Deep Ellum
Campania in Uptown
Serious Pizza in Deep Ellum
Coal Vines is pretty decent too.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
Pizza Lounge
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Overrated
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
now I want pizza.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I really like Campisi's
but I haven’t been to some of these newer fangled places. It’s an old school place that comes at your hard with bold flavors.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Can't believe I forgot this one.
So solid.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
only had it once
after a buddy of mine said he knew the owners. kept tellin me it blew campisis out of the water (id have to agree) it was great
Wait where do you get your STL style in Dallas?
The place I used to go to off Macarthur and 121 closed
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It's up in Allen - Fifth Street Pizza
The McDermott exit off of 75. It’s incredible.
http://www.5thstreetpizza.net/
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
I've been looking for some more
Thank you so much. I’m glad to know there’s another STL-style lover out there
A burden should never be something out of your control.
My wife is the true fan...she's from STL.
She is an evangelist for the style. I like it a lot, and they have toasted ravioli that are pretty decent.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Love the stuff
Former business partner of mine is from STL and always used to get it. Got hooked.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Well, then you're already ok by my wife, and she hasn't even met you.
You’ll have something to talk about at the tailgate.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
Hooooooooooooray
It’s a relatively unknown pizza style, too.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That's like 5-10 minutes from my house. Hmmm...
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
If you go, make sure you get the STL style.
Their other pizza is probably good, but the STL is unique. The cheese they use (Provel) is very different.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
you had cafe romas in plano?
that’s some kickass pizza
YES!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Ya know I might go there after I hit up Half Price Books.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
it's inside stacy's furniture?
no wonder i havent heard of it
They just moved there from a storefront nearby.
Don’t worry…it’s good stuff.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Mrs. Cardenal and I loved that place.
Apparently we didn’t visit it enough. Now its a bustling FroYo shop.
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 1, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
Stl has their own style of pizza?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
as a Rangers fan, I stick my dick through StL pizza
in the manner of the porno series Big Sausage Pizza
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Thin crust, Provel cheese (think mozzarella mixed with Velveeta) and a slightly sweet tomato sauce.
Often served with toasted ravioli (not fried…toasted)
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
i've had toasted raviolo before
it’s good
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Wait...what is Dallas-style pizza?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I'd imagine I Fratelli/Campisi's
is considered “Dallas-style”
A burden should never be something out of your control.
oh
that’s funny.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
The idea that Dallas has a "style" of pizza
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Well, I Fratelli and Campisi's are pretty distinct
and they are both Dallas institutions, so I don’t think it’s that far off.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
A couple of other italian places in town have the same style.
Prego on Greenville, for sure.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, enough so that it reinforces Dallas having a type to me
I can’t get I Fratelli style pizza here in Houston, for example
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I would consider Campisi's roman style pizza
Never eaten at i Fratelli.
I just find it funny. You have Chicago, New York, Sicily, Rome, places each with their own rich italian and culinary heritage…and then there’s Dallas, with…basically Campisis.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
We're not exactly as old as those cities, y'know.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That's what I was going for.
But I don’t really like the Dallas-style.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
I already told you.
I can’t go to Chicago to have pizza with some dude I met on the internet.
My wife would question me about this for the rest of my life.
“Suuuure….you went to have pizza.”
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Eiffel Tower time.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
chicago ricks
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
That seems like an awfully forward question.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The professor is my boss.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Yeah, still.
Obviously it didn’t bother you so it’s no big deal. Wouldn’t bother me, either. Just a bit more forward and personal than I’m used to from professors or bosses.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now
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Bearded phil will be walking around soon
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I'm not sure if I will, though.
On one hand, I want to because I can, and I usually had a beard before I worked here.
On the other hand, I think it’s stupid.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Sigged for randomness.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
It's actually not that random.
I saw fucking CNN do a piece on it. I had no idea it would be this big of news.
Still funny.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Just a bit of a non sequitur (as is MikeE-Bot's typical m.o.)
Made more sense once I got the Disney connection
by fightingengineer on Feb 1, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
Shouldn't get tested, it doesn't matter.
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Dr. Mike E
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Is Dr. Dog gonna be at 35 Denton?
They’re in Austin on Friday, Houston Saturday, and at the Granada on Sunday night.
Also: Dear 35 Denton, your website is a kick in the nuts. Love, Me.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Nope.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
shit, I was thinking Devin the Dude
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Devin The Dude will be there.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
All above is true.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I've been told by one of the bookers that they don't book nationals acts two years in a row.
On one hand, I get it. But on the other hand, that’s dumb.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Re: website
Hahaha…I know the people in charge of the blog and media content. There was drama between them and I thus the reason I won’t be shooting for 35 this year as I did last year. But I’ll still get to shoot for Dentoneer so I guess I’m happy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I'm hoping I get a volunteer gig for nx35
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 12:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Anything in particular you want to do?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
If video editing were available
I’d be happy to do that. Otherwise I’m open to anything.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 12:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They needed video editors for a while.
Patrick Flaherty would be someone to talk to. He’s one of the guys who has been filming for them for the past few years.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
How do I contact him specifically?
Or is that something I can find on the website?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 12:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He's not listed on the website.
Email would probably be best. I don’t want to give out his number without his permission. He may tell you to contact Kyle (one of the girls involved in the drama mentioned above) since she’s the Creative Director, but I think he’d be willing to give you some info about that aspect if there’s still a need for video editors.
me [at] patflaherty [dot] net
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Groovy, thanks.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 1:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Groovy, thanks.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 1:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I cannot believe they allowed a dog to go to medical school.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Goddamit... this dog is better at putt putt than me.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
MEATGAZER
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
but they were barking up the wrong tree
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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It's the first of the month!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
That means my rent is due
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
the date counter on my watch just keeps going . . . it's "32" today
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
It's just you and me now
No cares in the world
We’ve won the war
We killed them all
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
I know we have a 48 hour rule...or whatever it is
But…damn, Raylan Givens….
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
My body is unhappy I stayed up to watch it off my DVR last night
But my mind says it was worth it. Justified is quickly becoming a favorite show of mine.
by drizzle on Feb 1, 2012 10:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
The saving grace of that show has been the supporting cast of characters
Raylan is great by himself, but Boyd, Art, Ava, Arlo, etc., they make that show great.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
his fellow marshals are all pretty meh
Other than that, agreed.
Goggins is amazing.
I like where your mind is at.
I'll finish this thought
damn Rayland Givens..your show is super terrible and nearly unwatchable.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I know Aqua has mentioned supervolcanoes before...
but Verneshot (as an extinction level event) sounds light years worse.
5 Ways the World Could End (You’d Never See Coming)
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
I'm starving thanks to you guys.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You got DGB
and now you want food too? A little greedy, no?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Yeah, I suppose.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
need help for valentines gift.....
want something for a girl im kind of dating… want to date… have slept together.. long distance thing….
I was just going to send her flowers with a gift card to the wine store and gift card to a nice dinner place.. adn say something like “since I cant be there with you.. go have a nice night out with a friend w some wine and dinner”
or something like that… I have no clue.. I never get people valentines presents.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 AM CST reply actions
She too far to go take her to dinner?
If so, I like your idea. Better than flowers/chocolate.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yeah
she is
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
6 1/2 hours.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
i thought about getting her a round trip flight for that weekend and mailing it to her
and then taking her to dinner when she got here….
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
now this, THIS is a good idea.
show up w/ flowers @ airport.
no — really. this is a good idea.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
i may do this... its only like 95 bucks for roudn trip ticket
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
From where?
Tulsa? Dude, this is a no brainer. What night would you take her out? On actual v-day?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
do this
now.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 1, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
Don't do the flowers
He’s already buying a plane ticket.
plane ticket + meeting at airport w/ flowers = trying too hard and too soon.
I like where your mind is at.
Fantastic.
This guys advice is worth it’s weight in gold.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
If you do the flowers, do like two long-stemmed roses
or an orchid or something unique. A dozen roses would be overkill. I agree.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Seems pretty cliche
Flowers are for sending to her work so she can stick it to all the other harpie co-workers she doesn’t like.
I like where your mind is at.
welll yeah
almost never do roses.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 1, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
That's a Ben Taylor move right there.
Why not do that? Would she come – you need to give her advance notice on that and ask to be safe, though…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
there isnt shit in between
believe me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Heh. You would know.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
mcalister oklahoma! meet me at weekatoh casino babe!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
lol
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
I used to know all his kids' names.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
No way.
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That seems like you're setting up your competition with a free dinner and wine.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
That's exactly what I was about to say
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
nah. i doubt it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
DO NOT SEND SOMETHING AS SHALLOW AS A GIFT CARD TO A LADY YOU WANT TO BONE A LOT
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
a what?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
dammit
how on earth did someone come up with this 4 hours before I did
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Buy her a spa package
But not a gift card. Schedule one on the 14th and make sure she has free time. Tell her she needs to be free from here to here, then direct her step by step on the phone so she can pull up and get pampered and not know where she’s going until she gets there.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i like the spa idea.. the other part is gay
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Women appreciate surprises.
Hey babe, got you a spa outing, use it whenever, is as lame as the gift card. Upon further review, I retract my GC endorsement. BT is right on this one.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Directing her step by step seems a little much.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
im flying her up and taking her to dinner then to top golf
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Take her to the planetarium! (eyeroll)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
What's wrong with the planetarium?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 1:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Just grousing because that's where Frau Wildcat wants to go for Valentine's Day
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
mail her a dildo and a copy of "Battle Studies"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Not even 200 at 11? Seems slow.
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People just really hate palindromes.
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yeah that movie sucked
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"But the palindrome of Bolton would be NOTLOB!"
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
*knucks*
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
Glad my sb mobile app. was crap as always
I’m finally at a comp.. coming to see if my message posted not at all or like 10 times. Luckily, not at all.
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So we got our papers back for this one class and the professor made marks of some errors
on the back page on the side there’s an “ily” with a check mark next to it. Is that some kind of grammar thing that I don’t know about?? heh. Cause that’s not what it comes off as to me…
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Umm
Did you not make a word an adverb that should have been?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Idk.. it wasn't next to anything just off to the side kinda on its own
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big
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Earlier I see an error I made
writing necessary instead of necessarily.. hate when I overlook stuff like that. But anyways I was thinking it could be that, but in this instance I don’t see where it could be.
He doesn’t seem to be correcting anything. And he’s not calling out my previous mistake cause he doesn’t do that with any other mistakes.
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Sounds like someone wants to be Mrs. E.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That would be nice if it wasn't a 60-70 year old guy =/
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Just gotta go to Vancouver, BC for that...
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Already have.
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he tattooed that shit on his face
bwhahahahhahaahhahaha, i want to punch this fucker.
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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Juggalo for life, yo!
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
I bet he cries himself to sleep at night.
No amount of tears are going to wash that stupid shit off your face, guy.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Is it weird that I always wanna seek out people like this and just have a conversation with them?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 1:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
or punch them in the face?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Not really...
It just really interests me to meet people that feel like shit like this is a good idea.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 1:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
secretly you want to be them
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Faygo is actually a good vodka mixer
And it’s a dollar for a 24 ouncer
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 1:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Not really.
I can understand wanting answers to questions like:
“What were you thinking?”
“Did your mommy love you?”
“Were you once peared by a clown?”
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Bwahahahaha!
I can hear the crazy lady from Honduras in the next office singing the “Jumbaco” song.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
There is nothing wrong with that
if the tacos didn’t taste like cat food, I’d probably eat a Jumbaco if they made it.
The commercial was already funny
but the Central American accent just took it over the top, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
Whiskey
If you come in here today, can’t get emails through to your deepellumbrewing.com account.
Recipe as follows:
5 gallon batch
11 lb 2-row
1 lb Aromatic Malt
0.75 lb Carafa II Special (dehusked)
1.5 lb sugar (date sugar)
0.75 oz Sorachi Ace 14.9 AA% @60 min
0.75 oz Sorachi Ace 14.9 AA% @10 min
Belgian Ardennes WY3522, but any nice spicy belgian yeast should work
OG-1.087
FG-1.010
Mash loooow, 148-150ºF
I have the hops. We could swap Pilsner for the 2-row as well for a more authentic (as authentic as a dark tripel could be) tripel.
Lemme know.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
If it gets you into brewing
No, they’re not worthless. Can you make better beer, of course.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yeah, I know a few guys in my homebrew club that started with Mr. Beer
They make fantastic beers now.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Hmmm
might have to try this.
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Not at all
Just go to a homebrew shop and have them explain how to steep some specialty grains with it.
Super easy and makes it mucho better.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 1, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks. I'll have to look into that.
I always see them for around $20 and didn’t know if it was pretty much worthless or not.
You in Dallas?
If so, Drew (Head Brewer at DEBC) is going to have some homebrew seminars, for free, at the brewery.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 1, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
We need to up that recipe
to an 11 gallon batch.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 1, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
I have plenty of hops for 11 gallons. What’s posted is for 5.5.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
did you see Lansing Lugnuts adding "craft beers" at ballpark?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'll let you know when I brew next
Always love a helping hand. 12 gallons of liquid is heavy!
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Me too.
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I doubt even a belgian will finish that low
Make sure to do a starter or pitch double
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
What efficiency do you get with your mash tun?
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I get 80ish% on lower OG beers ( <1.060)
Usually falls as the gravity gets higher. Think this was an abnormal beer. Id’ have to look at my brewsheet
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Batch
I dial all my recipes in for 75% for up to 1.060. If I get a few more points, awesome.
I drop it to 70% for anything over 1.070. Sometimes even 65% for really big beers.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Ah, yeah I always use a yeast cake for a bigger beer
Make something in the same family at 5-6% then BOOM LOOK AT ALL THAT YEAST!
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
That and I keep US05 around at all times
Helluva workhorse. Plus not many american ales it doesn’t work in.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yeah I always reharvest 1056 and keep some spares in my lagering freezer
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Yep
when in doubt throw some bugs in there.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 1, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Just ran those numbers, looks on to me
Definitely 20+ SRM higher than a normal tripel but that is what you are going for. When I use sugars I actually mash higher, up to 160. Save some for me for opening weekend ;)
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Planning on it
Actually brewing this with the DEBC boys. My take on Yu Darvish (date sugar for Iranian, Sorachi Ace for Japanese). I think they’re also planning a Hibiscus Saison. Nice light and dark/ying and yang aspects to the two beers.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
That makes so much sense
I was wondering why the hell you were using Japanese hops.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I originally brewed this one thinking the lemony notes of the Sorachi would work well in a Tripel
They did.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Geez...
I may love beer talk too much for someone that doesn’t brew his own.
I’m reading these responses imaging what the beer tastes like, mouth watering.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
i am too...i want some now ! dammit
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probably taste like crap
like all other beer ever made
but I’d still like to try some..
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Wow...this is the worst opinion ever
Not just on LSB, I mean ever.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
I understand how someone doesn't like the taste of beer.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not possible to dislike
all beer.
You just haven’t found one that appeals to you.
The flavors are so diverse you can’t hate them all.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I'm inclined to agree. But we love beer.
My mom? I just don’t think she’s going to be converted at this point.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This is probably true.
But I’d give it a shot.
My mom is now converted after 60 years of saying she didn’t like beer.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 1, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Granted I haven't had all types (obviously)
I just have yet to find one that I actually like. I’ve tried several different kinds, some where people are like yeah this is awesome.. but then it still tastes like bleh to me heh.
So at this point, I don’t really get how someone can want to drink just one or drink one with dinner or something. Like my friend will say lets go get a beer… and I decline unless we will be getting drunk or at least enough to feel something.
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Saying all beer is crap is like saying all food is terrible.
There are so many types/styles/flavors when it comes to beer. If you want to say “all Budweiser products are crap”, fine. But saying no beer tastes good is weird to me.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
I don't really like drinking alcohol much at all, and I rarely do.
I do like cooking with it, and trying to bring out some different flavors that way.
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by vfn on Feb 1, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
wildcat and Ace have opinions rivaling that
but otherwise yes you are right
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I stand by Ace
on the bj’s being lame opinion
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Welcome, brother
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"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
your penis is lame
I like where your mind is at.
by BTWooWoo on Feb 1, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
your face is penis
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
All of our penises are standing around, snickering at your penis
Or should I say “penis.??”
I like where your mind is at.
this is creepy
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Psst. As soon as he's not around
My penis has a good joke to tell all the other normal penises.
The “star” of the joke is a sad little peener. A socially awkward, low functioning, shut-in, essentially. The type of peener that you deliver meals on wheels to, because, shut-in little peenie that it is, he’s scared to go outside most days. Street crime, auto accidents, skin cancer…this little peenie had every excuse.
So, just lemme know when the coast is clear.
I like where your mind is at.
he doesn't like bjs?
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you missed the most important meme ever
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I stand by my BJ logic
but there is no logical defense for hating all beer. None.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
heh at least we agree on that
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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Probably millions of men that don't care for beer
Males that don’t love blowjobs? I count 3.
I like where your mind is at.
what logic is that...
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This is a dead and decaying horse, Comrade E
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
Beer is an acquired taste.
I used to hate it, but then I acquired the taste. I still don’t like dark beer though.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
beer is an acquired taste
if you don’t like beer then acquire some taste
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
BOOM
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
heh
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keep being a jackass to the people who are providing large amounts of free beer at the tailgate
no reason to be a dick about this in general or to people who are giving you shit for free.
stop giving me reason to reconsider not being a gatekeeper for the tailgate/tickets.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Heh.. just cause someone doesn't have the same likes and dislikes as you it makes them a dick.
I don’t think beer taste good. I still said I enjoy drinking it for other reasons and that looked forward to doing so.
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just dont care for people who bitch about free things
especially when the free things are not cheap it he first place and the guy giving them away is a cool dude.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
what do you drink?
apple martinis?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Martini's suck.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Gin martinis are delicious
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
lmao
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Email is up again
I like this, I’ll bring it to Drew tonight.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 1, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Dunno
I couldn’t make. Had coaches meeting for little league. Bummed I didn’t get to try it, but I heard the cherry was a little light. Ho hum.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 1, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
Organic Cherry Puree
Awesome stuff, but apparently not enough.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 1, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
You never know
Don’t want a cherry bomb either. It’d be a great winter beer to…wink wink
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
or you could go with this little recipie
ingredients list:
6 pack of Keystone tallboys
1 Little Caesar’s hot ’n ready pizza
Step 1: Open one of the Keystone tallboys
Step 2: drink it
Step 3: take a bite of pizza
Step 4: repeat steps 1-3 until you’re having THE TIME OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Your missing
the Italian Cheese Bread.
Oh…also something better than Keystone.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
there is nothing better than keystone
all beers are pretty much the same.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Mike E agrees 100%
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And also
Why don’t you go drink your Keystone while playing in your new hockey skates if you wanna dump on stupid fucking hobbies…Asshole! Maybe go paint your fucking helmet some stupid fucking design…because it really matters….
Heh
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i'm sorry
i love you. i have little man’s syndrome, so you have to cut me some slack.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
What kind of dingbat paints Brad fuckin' Paisley on a hockey helmet??
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
he looks like he's a Brad Paisley superfan
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I'm not good a resizing
I just put height=300, width=300 and be done with it.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
You have to do one or the other, not both.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
yours are . . . you're the Botero of photo resizing ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
who does he play with?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
ahhhh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Google pics of Anna Watson.
dunno if its been discussed yet, but…
Wouldya?
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
I'm unsure of what other safety it would refer to besides the football one, in this context.
But I’m pretty dumb, so….
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
"Safety school" is a fairly common Ivy League pejorative phrase
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm guessing you weren't in yesterday's OT threads......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 1, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
no, ivy hasn't been around much lately
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sorry. its 5mo old twins...
my bad guys
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
5 mo old twins?!?! Wow....
You’re most definitely excused……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 1, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
I hate muscles like that on females
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I just used the phrase "keepin' it in the health zone" with a co-worker.
I’m picking up too much DadBoner.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
I just took a toilet nap
Headed out to the ride for a trunk cocktail.
It’s ok to drink on the job if it’s trunk liquor, you guys.
I like where your mind is at.
Currently watching SourceFed...
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Is this what LSJ got all mad about?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No. Talks about Askmen.com's list of 100 Most Desirable Women.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
*99 not 100
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Yeah I think he made a list of their choices and critiqued the entire list last night
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
meh. i didn't pay too much attention to last night's thread.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I find it amusing that they supposedly like this abomination because it's supposedly not all about looks
And proceed to blast Selena Gomez’s ranking because she looks young.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I'm thinking of making a living will
and a will. How do I go about this?
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Thanks Bobby.
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who are you leaving your black hoodie and night vision goggles to?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Heh, Hollinger backing off his ridiculous proclamation.
As a result, the Mavs have overcome an opening-week horror show. As I noted after they were routed at home in their first two games, history frowned on their odds. (You were looking at between a 1-in-1,000 and 1-in-10,000 chance of a contending team getting blasted like that consecutively to start the season, based on your exact definition of “contending” and which years were in the sample.)
Perhaps they’ll be the exception. The Mavericks own the second-best power ranking in the Western Conference (albeit in a virtual dead heat with Oklahoma City, Portland and San Antonio) and have Nowitzki back in the lineup, although he still looks a bit stiff.
http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/story/_/page/PERDiem-120201/nba-dallas-mavericks-managing-situation
As always, Fuck Hollinger
Worthless human being
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This year's final four
Will be the same as last year’s final four
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 12:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
no
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Oh simple thing where have you gone
I’m getting old and I need something to rely on
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 12:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions
cheat day and you went to sonic?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
Too Legit To Quit
HEY HEY
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Man I hate sitting around for this class
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>accidentally set my alarm for PM instead of AM
goddamn it
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Should have an inside alarm clock
like Kramer
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 1:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
power outage
heh
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I think he had a violent cold
when he hit the snooze
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 1:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
that's what I used to use
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Whoever made this crappy OT should retire from OT making.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
indeed
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Dude, don't be so tough on him
He’s got a lot to compete with today, with the Signing Day thread, Tailgate thread, Morning thread….it’s hard, you know?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
excuses excuses
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I rock a super cuts hair cut, you guys.
And I don’t give a fuck.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 1:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Obviously
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
thats where i get a trim...
14.95.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
people who spend more than that are either female or stupid
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 1:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Had too many screw-ups on my hair
Decided to get it done at a place for $30. Comes with two head/neck massages (before and after). Completely worth it.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
I hope this hot Mexican chick cuts my hair...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 1:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Oh, and the girl that cuts my hair
Yeah, she’s very attractive.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not stupid.
My wife got me hooked on her salon. All the women who cut hair there are hot and they flirt with me. And they give you free shampoo and head massages. Plus, it’s worth $31 plus tip every 6-8 weeks to not have Elvira the Korean lady come at me with the sheers like I’m a woolen lamb.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The hair grows back, bro
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Do you always want to walk around looking like that?
Thinking, well, it will grow back here in a couple of weeks…
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
lol
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He's got a mate.
No need to impress someone.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I have a mate, too
Every once in a while, I like to try to reach some level of attractiveness for her. You know, to change things up a bit.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
I was kidding, btw.
But one time I got a horrendous haircut, and I felt so awful walking around. I looked like an old Chinese monk.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Bad haircuts can ruin anybody's day...
Once I had my sideburns cut completely off because this bitch misinterpreted what I was telling her..and I felt like a 12 year old kid again without sideburns.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 1, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
man, I fucked up my burns shaving Monday
so I’m burnless for a week at least. Hate having to grow them back out….
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i would be naked w/out my chops
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Same
Thankfully mine grow back pretty quick. Every once in a while I cut them off just to irritate the wife. She doesn’t like the look at all.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
my skin is almost pure white underneath so I look fucking weird w/out
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I have minimal sideburns.
But I have curly hair (that gets really curly when it gets long).
It makes me sad when I don’t have curls anywhere on my head.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I don't get that either.
Why does beard hair have to be more akin to pubes than your head hair?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
LOL...yeah, I had one of those.
Got it the day of a wedding. Got there and was dancing with a girl when she pointed out that the woman that cut my hair sheared a line in my hair behind my ear. Didn’t fix it, just left it. Felt like a moron for a couple weeks and said screw them. Never went back.
Oh, and I knew your were joking. That’s why I went with an attempt at humor. I’m not very good at it though. (Stupid personality!)
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
It's got nothing to do with her.
I just don’t like when my hair gets all mushroomy on the sides, and Elvira always wants to shear me. My girl now manipulates the thinning shears like a magic wand. And she’s hot.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Wear a cap
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colonialbob
Holy crap, THIS!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
it's a hair cut bro
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
this is how i feel as well
i guess i don’t have any horror stories from places like that
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
i would look like a retarded monk
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Do you walk around in drawstring cargo pants and a hockey jersey, too?
It’s just your appearance, bro.
I like where your mind is at.
Basketball shorts.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
With shower shoes and socks
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I went to some dog shit haircut place a few years back before Homecoming..
And they cut my hair so goddamn bad, I refuse to ever go back to people I don’t fucking know cutting my hair.
I used to go to my mom’s hair lady, but she was too expensive, then I found a place that does excellent hair, and he’s also a sports bookie, so he just cuts my hair for $10 and we shoot the shit about spreads and what dumb team is going to mess up the lines.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 1, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
The asian lady at Supercuts?
HAHAHAHA. She’s cut my hair once. Last time I went there, they completely remodeled and pretty much replaced their whole staff.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
She doesn't comprehend when she asks "What numba you want it on?" and I say "no number, just thin out the sides and back"
goddamned if those sheers don’t come right after the knowning smile and nod…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You want zero?! That's pretty short but ok!
(ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
heh
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I had an Asian lady cut my hair once.
She said “SHATTA”
She meant shorter. Damn was my hair short.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I used to have a bundle of free haircut coupons.
It was amazing.
CS,B
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i cut my own
should probably go to Super Cuts once a year for them to clean everything up a bit
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"PlayStation Network is currently undergoing maintenance"
FUCK YOU.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
nice
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It goes back up in time for me to add funds
but then goes back down when I try to buy something with said funds.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 1, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yessssss
I’m about to get a scalp massage from the hot Mexican. I’ll keep you posted
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
"Scalp"?
You have a weird nickname for your junk, BT.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
POSSIBLE SPOILER:
Watched 50/50 and bawled my little eyes out at the scene with him and his mom and dad possible right before he goes into surgery.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I feel like I laughed quite a bit.
On an unrelated note. Finally got into a couple of episodes of New Girl. Pretty damn funny show.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
the wife and I watch it
New Girl is soo damn funny. Last nights episode was hilarious
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
hm.. I'll look into this show.
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Maybe the first movie I've cried in since In America or Braveheart.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Toy Story 3.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
For real
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 3:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
since Click
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Like at all?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Last October.
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it's a terrible movie
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The only movie I ever remember crying in
was Aladdin when Jasmine had to say goodbye to Raja.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
spoilers
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That, Field of Dreams and Toy Story 3
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I was too tough and growd up at that point.
(I choked the tears back like a man)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
In America - underrated
I’ll see Samantha Morton in ANYTHING, she’s on my very short list.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Is this the Clooney movie?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
nope, that is the descendants i think?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
That movie is fucking sad.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yes.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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No.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Gotta shoot man on the street interviews in Denton today
Anyone wanna discuss the housing construction on fry street?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 2:13 PM CST via mobile reply actions
If you'll shoot ones about parking in downtown Columbia, MO
I’ll do yours.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I am on my way
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 2:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm just glad it's nearing completion.
The depressing complex of concrete and plywood is a sight better than the swampy gravel lot that stood there for the last couple of years.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
well, my angle is to talk about how better things could have been done with the lot
things that don’t prevent Cool Beans from having bands play on the rooftop
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
We were discussing just that last night as we sat on Lou's patio and gazed upon the monstrosity that is that parking garage;
at least Cool Beans can continue trolling that side of the street.
I am curious to know how often that parking garage fills out, because I know for a fact that neither of UNT’s parking garages ever fill to capacity (the small one never did before they built the multi-million dollar new one). I’ll bet that development has a hard time keeping tenants in the commercial spaces. Rich parents will pay for their daughters to live so close to campus, so I imagine the apartments will do well.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's Denton's M.O. right now
the tomato had to move to Sanger because retail and restaurant space is crazy expensive on the square, Industrial, and Fry streets.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I had heard at one time there was hope that the Tomato would be back there
too bad that didn’t pan out
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Just couldn't afford it.
I worked with the son of the owners of Tomato at Mr. Chopsticks for a minute, and he said costs are less than a fourth in Sanger than what they’ve become in Denton. Tomato and Babe’s do a good business out in S-town.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
handy information to know
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Don't quote the 1/4 number
I’d definitely fact-check that third-hand info.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oh of course
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Theres a giant parking garage/housing thing there now?
How sad.
RIP Tomato
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
apartments, parking, and retail space
… and Cool Beans
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This bums me out.
I loved the Tomato, and there was a good little breakfast place there too…this was 20 yrs ago though.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 1, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Something Fry desperately needs...
some place selling a breakfast sandwich and taco for kids on their way to class. The closest thing is pita pit or 7-11
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I had a photo class from 8-11am twice a week and after it ended a classmate and I used to walk to 7-11 to have a hot dog.
Our professor was disgusted by this.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Tried Loco Cafe?
that place is legit… The biscuits and gravy are possibly the best restaurant b&g I’ve had and the Moco Loco is everything breakfast should be: hash browns, eggs to order, hand-made sausage, and gravy all piled together. Pretty darn good.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I think there are mobile restaurants on campus
that do that
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Hm, never used one. Good idea, though.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
But I miss what was there BEFORE that swampy gravel lot.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
You know what I miss?
That cereal place that was open for like 12 minutes. I’d get me a half-bowl of Basic Four with extra raisins and walnuts for less than 3 bucks.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
holy shit.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Everyone hated "Polynesiantown" -- my own damn self included!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
this guy
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
you a fan of Girls Generation?
or am I the only one
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I follow a ton of people on LSB but I will ask the question anyway. What do you use Twitter for? For news/updates? Follow athletes/celebrities/etc.? To interact with friends? To try out your newest comedy routines anonymously? All of the above?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
Most of the above
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
sports news and LSB shenanigans
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
This right here:
Karl Welzein @DadBoner Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Guess Peanut’s letter to Penthouse DID turn out pretty swag. Not for me, but I don’t judge. flint.craigslist.org/wet/2829633699…
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
saw that earlier, awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
"Homeless Peanut" does have a better ring to it than just plain ol "Peanut"
Well done, K-Money.
I like where your mind is at.
it's been taken down by craigslist
SO YOU CAN TRADE A DUDE A BUNCH OF OLD HOODIES IN EXCHANGE FOR A HANDJOB IN HIS VAN, BUT YOU CAN’T POST A FUNNY BIT ARTICLE?!?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Fuckers
Ann has a website now too. Afraid to open on my work computer
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
hahaha
annwelzeinfarts.angelfire.com
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
i just looked at it
funny. totally sfw
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
yeah
that’s the best part by far, although I like the parts where it says “Body: this is where you put the information you want your readers to see” or something like that. Her pic isn’t that bad…
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Sports, news, video game chatter
A dash of politics.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
sports/news
and I try to stick to only tweeting observations
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I primarily use Twitter for sports info and discussion.
General conversation during events mostly.
Also follow a handful of theme park folks for their thoughts.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
sports/news
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
All but the last.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
by last i mean the comedy routine bit.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
for sports info
to follow other comics (local and national) bitch about the current game im watching (plenty of people tell me they enjoy this) and if i got some joke i find amusing or snarky comment i’ll post it
not like hardly anyone sees any of it though
all of the above
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I signed up only to follow baseball writers....
I have no intention of tweeting anything at all….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 1, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
For those on the go who don't have time to eat and shower
Or for those who hate their roommates.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I wonder if it removes blood stains
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
some white people have b.o. that smells like chicken soup to me
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
The big deal at UNT right now
is that all 3,000 employees who are signed up for direct deposit received their January paychecks on December 30th, which the IRS views as 2011 income. Thus, we’re paying taxes on 13 pay periods as opposed to twelve, and we’ll have 11 pay periods for this year’s taxes.
I’m not in an income bracket or a place in my retirement savings where this matters to me, but apparently it’s caused such a stink that both the president of UNT and Wells Fargo have apologized. Pretty dumb.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
People get mad when work caters a meal and doesn't include their favorite kind of soda.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yeah, I wouldn't care either
But if that 13th paycheck bumped me into a tax bracket where I pay considerably more than I would have… I’d be pretty upset.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, i can see that
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
It's a marginal rate. You'd only pay the higher amount on that paycheck.
This shouldn’t be that big of a deal for anyone.
Interesting.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Exactly. I'm unsure what implications this has on the retirement packages since I'm unfamiliar with what they are for University employees
but I really don’t see that big of a deal for people.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
It's not that I don't understand.
I just didn’t ever care to learn it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Uchi opening a Houston location.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Metal!
Listening to some classic Pantera this afternoon, and damn, they still fire me up.
YOU KEEP THIS LOVE, LOVE, LOVE
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
RE! SPECT! WALK!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Pantera came into my conciousness
at a Fort Worth Brahmas game. They played during the intermissions and I thought it was cool that a band would play at a minor league hockey game.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ARE YOU GONNA CRY, PANTERA!?!
YOU TREAT YOUR STEPMOTHER WITH RESPECT, PANTERA!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 1, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
The song they made for the Dallas Stars is an all time favorite
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 1, 2012 3:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have that on a 97.1 local mix from forever ago.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Reason #1,255 Why I Don't Like Soccer
Because shit like this happens far too often:
http://news.yahoo.com/egyptian-soccer-game-turns-violent-73-dead-200343546—soccer.html
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
that's not a reason to dislike soccer
That’s a reason to dislike people
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
There's nothing inherent to the sport of soccer that makes its fans more violent, you're right
But this shit doesn’t just happen in Third World nations (and I wouldn’t even classify Egypt as one of those nations, in fact).
Hooliganism, rioting, etc is just such an accepted part of the culture of the sport, and I don’t want any part of it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
It is ridiculously stupid
I think American sports will develop a diet version of hooliganism, though. This past year was pretty violent.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
If the Rangers lose another WS this year
I really will become a practicing arsonist.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
we didn't start the fire
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
You need a partner, right?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
To do it right
we’ll need lots.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Exactly!
If you’re going to dislike soccer, dislike it because it’s gay.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
your face is gay
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Soccer is a bizarre blend of the effeminate and the "caveman" machismo
Effeminate:
Caveman:
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
I mean, I've tried to get into soccer.
Hell, I’ve even played FIFA on playstation a couple times. I just can’t do it.
All the flopping doesn’t help, either.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
you can get into this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp584mgdba0
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I think my favorite is the toilet one
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Well, the first one got me, because at first I was just like, 'Okay so he's miming that he's reeling in a fish, what's so great about that?'
And then i noticed the guy on the ground being the ‘fish’, and I just started laughing.
Other than that one, I think my favorite is the one where the guy goes all action movie on his teammates.
yea, it's too bad that one would never carry over in the States
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Freaky
I’m doing some assessments on our data entry people up here at work, and just pulled up a policy for Bronson Pinchot. Normally, I’d think it was just a coincidence, but the policy lists a Pasadena, California, address, and is also in the name of Rosina Pinchot, which according to IMDB, is his mother’s name.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Going to the gym for the first time in forever, you guys.
Can’t wait until I’m so sore that I won’t go back for another six months.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Go you
I’m hesitant to get back in there, mostly because the bitches will be clinging on me like a dryer sheet and I won’t be able to get my reps in.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 1, 2012 3:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
thats weird...I have the same problem.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
You could just offer to bench press them.
Problem solved. Everyone wins.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
But then I underestimate my strength and they end up going through the celing panels
And then I have to kick the gym manager’s ass, which gets the ladies all twitchy in their yoga pants and my problem starts all over again
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 1, 2012 3:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, I see what you mean.
That’s tough, bro.
Just get a Chuck Norris Total Gym and work out in your living room.
Problem solved. Everyone wins.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I'm going to need blackout curtains too, otherwise it'll be like last time
And I’ll have bitches bursting through the drywall and bay windows.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 1, 2012 3:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I like pizzia
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I also like pizza
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not as good as pizza
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Pizzia!!!!*
Now you change it, iPhone
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I hate that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So annoying
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 3:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Can't argue with science
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
SCIENCE!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
At first I thought "why are we seeing this again?"
Now I’m laughing
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 3:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't think its possible to get your mind more =blown than this
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 3:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
automatic for the people - Ian & Ron today
Texas Rangers Winter Caravan Luncheon, Round Rock. Quote highlights to come …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Ron looks so dapper!
And I want to kiss Ian and slip him tongue without permission.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Don't we all?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 3:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
plusSs
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
Cool.
How was the food?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
terrible! just like you said ...
overall probably not worth the money, but everything Rangers is pretty awesome right now …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Yeah.
I would have enjoyed last year much more if Ian hadn’t cancelled.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I leave for poker in like 30 minutes
and BOOM it just started storming.
I’ll have to take a fucking cab now.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
This person has a life
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 3:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Or at least he or she would like to think so.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I think he/she needs to rethink the way it spends it's time
It’s just an it, now
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 3:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Terrific!
finally some hard proof that some people have too much time on their hands.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Class can't be that boring
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 3:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
In this edition of Shit I See On Facebook and Make Me Go What The Fuck?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I need a translator
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 3:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
something about
desirable mouth love making fun bath
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That can't be it
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think the first part reads:
“Tired of getting your dick ground to a bloody pulp?”
Or something like that.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 1, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
Top: Anytime, anywhere, baths can be fun. (Unsure, don't know some Kanji, think it has bath and comfort)
Big purple: “Lift up!”
Little purple: Too much Kanji, kanji too small. Last part says “Lift up” again.
Bold black: something like “Face Slimmer”
I still don’t know what the hell it means.
What The Fuck?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
The fuck, Worley?
What the hell did you do to your leg?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Which SBN blog do you think has the most idiot/stupid/ignorant/annoying fans?
Other than HH.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Gonna make a reluctant case for Blogging the Boys
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I don't like that place
The rules are way too strict, and the people are dumb.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
BtB should win this in a landslide
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
The Padres blog has a strong case.
Very strong.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 1, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
They have their own Rev
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Really?
At least BtB has very solid contributors/admins (it’s just the rest of the retards that post so much asshattery on the comments that drive me insane).
HH is the only SBN site I’ve seen with such flagrant stupidity on the admin side of things.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
You should read why he had Clayton Kershaw 6th on his CY ballot.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Rev-esque
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You also overlook the idiocy that is Al Yellon
how that assfuck got a job for Baseball Nation, I do not understand.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 1, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
I like how rarely he writes for Baseball Nation without bringing the Cubs in to his post somehow.
It’s amazing.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
But yeah, he's not as bad as Rev, but I think of them in similar ways.
“Really? That’s the BLOGMASTER?”
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yeah.
It’s pretty damn quiet, though.
Also bad: Bless You Boys. But more in a “wow, these people don’t bring much to the table” way than the douchey idiocy of some other blogs.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Bless you Boys
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Black shoe diaries
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 4:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Is the Penn State?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That*
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No, that would be
Buggering the Boys
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 1, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Nicely done
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
I can imagine that that place was a fun place to be a couple of months ago.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh shoot, yeah.
The people there who didn’t fall in to lock step with blind support of the program and Paterno were torn to pieces.
Including multiple people calling for the Admin’s resignation.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I've come across some dumb ones I probably can't think of right now.
But off the top of my head, Bleeding Green Nation.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm a sucker for this one, because I think we can all relate it to something we've done in our lives.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
lol
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 1, 2012 4:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
can't stop watching
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
This actually happened to my wife's cat back in high school
It went to jump up on the bed, had a heart attack and died right there. She said it was freaky.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 1, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
I'd be a little freaked out, too.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
if the cat fell into a furnace, it'd be way funnier
or an aligator’s mouth
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
You shut your fucking mouth, cheese hater.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 1, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
no
I hate most cheese
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
he only accepts mozarella sticks and pizza as acceptable uses of cheese
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
thank you, Schoolly
you’re on a different list. there are not many around here on THAT particular list (as I put on lipstick and lie back down on the couch)
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Hmmmm
While those are the two best applications of cheese, it’s still madness.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
all italian cheeses are ok
although I’ve never eaten gorgonzola
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
You'd hate it.
It actually tastes like something.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oh man
Chicken penne gorgonzola at Johnny Carino’s the fuggin’ Truth, man.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
So delicious, it doesn't even NEED a 'to be' verb
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
You should try Paranno. It's a badass Dutch cheese that comes from cows who dual weild flame-throwing chainsaws
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 1, 2012 4:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You had me at "badass Dutch cheese" . . . /HeartsDerekHolland
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
holy redundant redundancy, Batman
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
GFY?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Go Fellate a Yeti
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
heh same idea
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Lol
What are the odds we’d both come up with ‘yeti’?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
Better than you'd expect, apparently.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
because thats the 1st thing that come to mind when we think of Loblaw?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
did we just become best fiends?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I do believe so
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
karate in the garage now !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'll pass.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 1, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
get fucked yeti
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
One time my grandmother's cat decided to take a nap in the dryer.
It came out much the same way. Stupid cats.
I accidentally did that one time to a cat.
I felt so horrible, even though I hated that fucker. Meaner than shit. Like every bad stereotype of cats (which still rule). Still a total accident.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
hawt
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Got a cortisone shot in my elbow today
Doctor: tapping the elbow where is the pain centralized tapping hits a sensitive spot
Me: right there
Doctor: OK jabs needle in that exact spot
Me: Mary Mother of God!
Doctor: just breathe
Me: ….
Doctor waits a few seconds OK, now grip my arm and try to pull it up
Me: Holy shit, there’s no pain! Modern medicine is awesome!
Doctor: I know.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
..and I'll take some xanax to go, doc.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Yikes...I hesitate for any shot, even if I know it's going to help.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
oh, I HATE shots
I had to lie down while he did it b/c I my BP goes nuts when there are needles around.
But this was so very much worth it
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
If we've learned anything from Hamilton...
Don’t get too many shots or your elbow will explode.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Cortisone shots hurt :(
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
yeah
they don’t just jab it in like a vaccination… they root around like a dentist numbing your gums.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
which has apparently already happened.
and now it’s worse.
Oh well, three hours of bliss. Now for the steroids to start kicking in.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
i feel like I miss so much when I'm not here for 3-4 days
but it’s hard to have any LSB time on days I work now
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
since we're nearing the end of the thread . . .
(oversized so you can read the names)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Sweet!
I can finally get that Tim Purpura autograph I’ve been missing!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 1, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
not too shabby
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
One of these names is not like the others
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 1, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
So ducked my head into Tommy Bahama today
I actually like some of their stuff a lot.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm contemplating doing the same.
Going on a cruise in a few weeks and I need some ship-wear.
Already bought some Sperry’s.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
Had to get my best man outfit for my brother's wedding in Maui there
and was poking around. Could see myself wearing the linen solid shirts in the summer time
A burden should never be something out of your control.
RUDY's just got in several boxloads of vintage cabana wear
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
What is RUDYs?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
sorry, Seinfeld reference
George finds his dad’s cabana wear in the attic, sells it to “vintage” clothing store. Frank decides to book a cruise, looks for clothes …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I think of mid 40's big guys with booming laughs and a boozy stare when I think of Tommy Bahama.
I know I’ll wear that stuff some day (probably sooner than later) but I cant do it just yet. No offense to mid 40’s big guys who smell of old scotch.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 1, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Alright you jabronis.
Don’t be surprised when I show up all buff and sexified tomorrow.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't know how to size. I'm internet dumb. Deal with it.
I don’t know how to size. I’m internet dumb. Deal with it.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
hey
my battery died last night and it reset my alarm. I can not find my remote. now, everytime I open the door, the alarm goes off and I have to unhook the battery. anyone know how I can disable it till I can get it to the dealership?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 5:05 PM CST via Android app reply actions
05 f150
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 5:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 5:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And using the key doesn't shut it off?
If that doesn’t work, you can take out the fuse for the alarm and that should disable it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
nope
I will try that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 5:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The part about they key I was talking about earlier...
Keep all the doors closed, then use the key to lock/unlock the door a few times, then try and open it. That may do it?
After that, that’s all I got.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Does it keep going off even when the car is turned on?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
it would not let me turn it on
unless I unhook the battery, put the key in, then hook the battery back up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 5:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
unhook the alarm cable that goes to the battery.
but it sounds like there is an ignition cut-off wired into the alarm. What kind of alarm is it, aftermarket?
Disgusting
There is going to be a Watchmen 2
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 5:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That's.... that's impossible!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
The new comic book series will be a prequel
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 5:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I can get behind the new comic series.
It’s just taking existing characters and exploring new material with them. The same thing happens with most comic characters.
The movie sounds like an abomination. The first one was bad enough.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 1, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
It offended me greatly
When shots were just a recreation of the comic book images.
The sex scene was great though
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 5:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
giant blue glowing penises for all!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Avatar too?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Remember the Titans
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
S'aight
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 5:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
the hell you say
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 5:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Go fix your alarm
I didn’t stutter
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 5:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I am waiting for my buddy to pick me up
gonna buy something at auto zone
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 5:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I bet it's different to buy something inside the store for a change...
Instead of around the back of the building from some guy named “Deuce”.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 6:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Meh
I can’t watch the movie because one of my old bosses constantly quoted that movie.
His fucking go-to line was ’THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY!"
he died in a fire
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 5:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Don't get me wrong I really likes that movie really did.
But that movie came out my final year of football and I was constantly beaten down by it on a regular basis.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 5:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
liked*
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 5:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I used to watch the movie daily
Haven’t seen it in awhile though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I like that movie.
For a long time was one of my two ‘default’ movies. If I wanted to watch a movie and I didn’t have anything in particular in mind, it always used to be The Emperor’s New Grove if I wanted something funny or Remember the Titans if I didn’t. I’ve gotten away from that lately, and it has now been awhile since I’ve seen either one.
Emperor's New Groove is probably the most underrated of the Disney franchise...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
had One of the greatest ever theme songs in it
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
Mavs AND Stars on tv tonite
more of a big deal down in Austin …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Dear God, my poor flaccid muscles.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's legit here.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
this is going to make me utter that phrase for the rest of the evening.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Once again...
lonestarball Adam J. Morris
If you’re having Twitter problems I feel bad for you son I’ve got 4999 followers but @bitch ain’t one.
He now has 4998 followers.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
by e2drummer on Feb 1, 2012 7:01 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahaa
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
ahaha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 1, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
yawn's first career start
woot!
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 7:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yes
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 1, 2012 8:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 7:50 PM CST via Android app reply actions
those are the only ones I know
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 7:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Kim is hotter than Kourtney
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 8:02 PM CST via Android app reply actions
this Scott dude is a dick
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 8:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Slamadamadingdong?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well I can see that...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
oh
I thought it was Hu farted
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 1, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
wait..
When the fuck did the mavs get Yi?
Related, is this really how far Yi has fallen?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 1, 2012 8:48 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
He's being treat like Wang Zhu Zhu
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 1, 2012 8:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I think the app is broken..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 1, 2012 9:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
slowest in memory
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I blame it on no one creating a new one.
No ones wants to wade into a thread that already has over 900 comments.
So make a new one
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I have made two Fanposts.
They were both analytical. I will not sully my name any further than I have.
That's never been an obstacle for LSB late nights
1k threads actually get blown up fairly frequently in the evenings.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
yesterday's had over 2000 comments
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This is oddly slow.
I guess I won’t get the fun of taking an ambien and then trying to remember what dumbass stuff I said the next day. Oh well.
How about this-sign Oswalt then trade Harry and Dutch to the Orioles to get our old players in return. Oh and sign Vlad to play left on a four year deal. Then trade profar + Moreland for Smoak. Obligatory shame post fulfilled!
by elchicodelgado on Feb 1, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
this.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
HOCKEY!!!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:01 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
BENNNNNNNNNN
HOCKEY!!!!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:10 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
You missed a hell of an ending to the first
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I know :( I turned it on right after the 3 goal bit
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Modern Warfare or Black Ops?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Long John Silvers is the fast food equivalent of World at War.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
zombies!!!!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Are you pro or anti zombies? I liked it but never fully understood the strategy so I sucked at it.
Survival on MW3 is pretty fun.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 1, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
pro!
love it. the only thing I will play when it comes to call of duty
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
survival is basically the same thing
except the zombies don’t have a gun
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what is this I don't even
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
(as in I literally don't understand this post)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Cod= call of duty.
Call of duty = virgin or guy with pissed off wife or girlfriend. Pissed wife for me.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 1, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I guess the second part I don't get.
Oh well!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I guess the regular fillets are COD too
but I’m curious what casew didn’t like about these new thick-cut — are they too mushy in the middle? bad balance of fish to crunch?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'm the guy that would always get chicken
but man, those fries with malt vinegar on them? mmm. One of our go-to meals when my dad was left in charge of dinner when I was a kid.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Did you request extra crispies? That was fast food heroin in my house.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
I did not have LJS until I was 15
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
LJS is like Arbys to me.
How the hell do you have hundreds of stores selling shit people don’t usually eat??? But yet, the beef and cheddar is awesome.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
didn't Catholics have to eat fish every Friday?
or, not meat?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
During Lent yeah
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Always.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I have yet to see a spirit video for 40 days that hasn't sucked.
Cadets aren’t creative under pressure.
ROBIDAS!!!!!!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:43 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
A goal from Chrom's favorite player.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I like that dude
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 10:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nothin' not to like.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
This old wrestling I'm watching
has a commercial for Super Mario World.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son
because I am too.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
did she go on a diet?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh you are a funny one
No but she is one of those girls where something is always wrong, and it’s starting to become a beating sometimes. Meanwhile the other girl and I seem to be hitting it off but I told my friend I wouldn’t make any moves for a couple of weeks since he was interested in her first.
I’m telling you this because I don’t want to talk to my roommates about it, since one is friends with the girl I’m trying to keep a little distance from and one is trying to get my friend and the girl together (I do not see it working but hey). #LSBLateNight
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
how close are you to the friend that is going after the same girl?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Not best friends or anything, but he's a good guy.
I’m trying to respect what I told him, but it’s tough. Although I’m also not 100% sure I’d get the response I’m hoping for from her anyway.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
well
it is a tough decision. you don’t want to burn a friend and you don’t want to regret not taking a chance. find out what is more important.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think I am going to wait a few more days (I am super busy anyway)
And then if next week either a) he says he’s fine with it or b) I feel like we’re still hitting it off pretty well I will bring it up again. He’s a good guy and I don’t think he’d get too upset if it happened, as long as I’m not a dick about it (which I certainly don’t plan on being).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
you are rarely able to know 100%
that is part of the fun
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Who cares if he was interested in her first?
If she wants to get on her knees for you, then so be it. He’ll get over it and move on.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
Did your new girlfriend eat all your Oreos ?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 10:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
YES AND IT SUCKS
IT IS HARD TO MAKE OUT WITH A GIRL WHOSE TEETH ARE COVERED IN OREO CRUMBS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I would love to make out with a girl
with oreo crumbs in her mouth
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sure, it sounds fun
until she keeps stopping to stuff a few more cookies in her face
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Bear sandwich
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 11:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I just finished moneyball
not bad. they wasted Philip Seymour Hoffman
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 10:54 PM CST via Android app reply actions
They made him a curmudgeon.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yeah
I just think they wasted his talent
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and Howe!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 1, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You lose the last game of the year
No one gives a shit
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 11:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You lose the last game of the year
No one gives a shit
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 11:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah buddy.
I need to borrow a kid so I can get a snow monkey too. Email me if you’re interested. I’ll pick them up early and get them home at a reasonable time. I’ve got a windowless van that says “Free Candy” so I’m legit.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
wonder what the snow monkey will look like
hook em
by ludashoeless on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think there is a pic yet.
My cube at work looks like a 10 year old inhabits it with all the Rangers giveaways prominently displayed. I’m a sucker for that stuff.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 1, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Benji - What was the website you use to get the best price on flights?
I’m trying to make a cheap Vegas trip for a bachelor party in March.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Threadjack
My friend and his girlfriend are going to St Marten for Spring Break using his miles… so jelly.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Dear Lord.
I like to think this is exactly what Schultzy would be like if/when he finds a girl he likes and who is showing interest in him.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Wait what?
I wasn’t even talking about myself in that post…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
this isn't about you?
so jelly?
And I’m assuming you are jelly because it’s a friend and his g/f going to an exotic island while you’ll be all alone watching Spanktravision.
Also assuming that because of the last few posts of yours. But I’m mainly yanking your chain for thread jacking my very serious question. Heh
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Your question sucked. Pony up the dough and do this right, assface.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
This is terrible advice.
It’s a bachelor party, so money should be spent on much better things then just getting there.
Secondly, doing it right would be getting the best price for a flight.
Third, wait wut?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You heard me. You fucking heard me.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Wait, I get it. Yu mad about the New Mexico truth I've been spittin' lately.
Carry on hatin’.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Skylofts, bitch. Make it happen.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Haha oh, no
I’m jealous he’s spending SB in St Marten. I actually remembered he was taking his gf at the last minute and added her in… looking back, that sentence does sound kind of different than I meant it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Take her to Bible camp?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Nah bro but it does remind me of a story from earlier this year.
A girl that liked me took me to bible study but I was never really interested in her so now it is really awkward
/csb
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
cs, b.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So that makes her like... ALL GIRLS?
In that you were never really interested in them.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Such a jokester
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You got to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Amen.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I am who I am
I am not going to act differently for people over the internet. The jokes don’t bug me. Granted, I could and should have withheld this stupid story
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
do what you want
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
We all know you like females.
We all know you are saving yourself for marriage.
We all make fun of you, but we actually do respect your decisions.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That's nifty. Freshman year when I lived in a dorm
Bible study was code for drinking.
My roommate was super religious. He didn’t catch on. He’s a cool guy, though.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Our code was doing "Research for a project."
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 12:11 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
There is in fact nothing cool about that story, bro
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:08 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
So, you're not going to put a baby inside of her?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
alright, till, watching the HOCKEY! game
it better be good
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 PM CST via Android app reply actions
ludashoeless
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
no socks
it looks cooler when you are wearing shorts
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have sexy ankles
so I know about this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I tend to agree
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you're just in time for intermission
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yup.
BryanBroaddus Bryan Broaddus
I like David DeCastro OG Stanford but if I am the Cowboys I would focus on trying to work a deal to sign Nicks + see where that takes me.
Need to grab one combo of Nicks + Kirkpatrick..
Or DeCastro + Finnegan.
Must be one of these for me to be satisfied.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Brockers plz.
Also, I’ve heard some good things about a couple of safeties… that would be nice.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Nicks is going to take a huge chunk of the cap..
Which is why you can’t just sign him AND a high price corner.
You’d also like to get some depth in the LB/DLine/S areas too in FA.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 1, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
Why?
I’d rather have one of the D-Line. Also, there’s a pretty good chance Upshaw is still on the board at 14…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
If we're going to trade up, I'd much prefer Brockers, Coples, or Claiborne
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Really?
I’m not sold on him as a pass rusher, is the thing. I’m sure he’ll be a good player, but I’m wondering how much he benefited from playing under Saban/with the rest of that front 7. I’m also kind of unhealthily obsessed with drafting Brockers, so.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Loblaw!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:12 PM CST via Android app reply actions
word
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
name
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
name what?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
it is a name
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
damn you, semantics
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Womens Rifle?
Better believe it’s dem Horned Frogs.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It'll probably be a three team title game.
Bamas defense, Arkansas offense and the LSU special teams just because.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
They played us tonight.
We got bitched around.
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colonialbob
hey congrats on dgb..... mayb u can compete for 5th in division now
hook em
by ludashoeless on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
That's the hope!
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colonialbob
at least since theyll be done by december he can watch the horns in the nc
hook em
by ludashoeless on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
You trollin'
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
lolololololol
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
lolol
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think this is the year Alaska-Fairbanks returns to the top.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Doubt it
My dark horse is west virginia
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Don't doubt the Jacks.
We went to a motor city bow lin the 80s so we are knocking on the door.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 1, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
Wrong sport, bro
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
And wrong team. So much wrong with my posting.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 1, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
It's ok, Rifle is a tough sport.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Central Michigan
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Delta State FIghting Okra
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
fried?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's only good fried. Any other way it's gross.
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colonialbob
yes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not really good no matter how you cook it
okra is gross
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
BTO
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Okra is disgusting
sorry that you can’t recognize that
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
not fried
you have no taste buds. you are wrong
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i have highly sensitive and refined tastebuds
I would not eat a dog turd.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
No but you would probably have sex with it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
What if Cameron Diaz said you could have your way with her if you ate a dog turd?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
so you're saying you wouldn't do something marginally gross if it meant boring a hole through Cameron Diaz?
THE INTERNET IS FULL OF LIARS! Like how Aqua claimed the other day that (provided no family in this hypothetical) that he would not bang her if she showed up on his doorstep ready to go.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Where did I say I wouldn't?
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colonialbob
i know i am
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
you like the stones
opinion invalid
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
seriously..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 1, 2012 11:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
what the shit
Gumbo.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
never had it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the hell is wrong with you people
Gumbo is the truth.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I forgot your fam is from Louisiana
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Mom is yeah
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
SIgn #456 you're on LSB too much
You know other posters’ family heritage.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Dude, I've been coming to LSB about my woman issues
I’m pretty sure I should be locked up or given medication or something
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Worley came here for dating advice.
And now he’s married!
It can work .
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Campbell's Chunky Grilled Chicken & Sausage Gumbo
is pretty great for a canned soup, I eat it all the time, and it has okra
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Oooh this is true
I discovered it a few weeks ago. Pretty sure it’s my favorite Campbell’s soup now… plus it’s one of the lower sodium ones.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
there's two versions, regular and Healthy Request (lower sodium)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Ah
Yeah I get the Healthy Request versions, because holy shit the normal ones have a lot of salt.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The best logo in sports
Mississippi Valley State Delta Devils
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I prefer the one to the East Iowa Giant Dicked Rapists
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
That was my safety school.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
doesn't sound very safe
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
you're gonna be trillin like a villain
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Absolutely.
Might cut off the sleeves, for full trillness.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
So that rumor that Ron Paul was in Missouri tonight and would be available for an interview?
Totally false.
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colonialbob
Man, PK, looks like all that driving and murdering was for naught
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Well I know Santorum and Romney are here on Tuesday.
I don’t know about Paul.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I don't think they play baseball
They are English, and also old
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
plus the one with the giant nose is a sex offender
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I never got over them not playing "Squeeze Box" @ the Super Bowl
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
another professional baseball squad
probably from the AL
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Tigers v. Red Sox
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
No.
Deal with it.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I don't really care for baseball
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Me either.
All these guys on this site do though. It’s weird.
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colonialbob
Most boring sport
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 11:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Wait, no, you've got it confused.
Who’s in the World Series. I dunno in the ALCS, and what’s the ALDS.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
going to watch the stars..
see you nerds in a minute.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Never heard that euphemism before
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Anyone here live in Birmingham, AL?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
No, he lives in Irving
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
They live together. In sin.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
They're probably both out plowing bombshells.
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colonialbob
If by "bombshells," you mean Vietnamese ladyboys.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He means fat chicks...
Colonialbob is showing them the ropes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 11:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
IANF's sister?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Lehtonen will fuck your face and not say thank you afterwards.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 11:38 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Gosh
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Fistric just stapled Bobby Ryan
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 11:39 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
This is what I'm talking about GhettoBear.
http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/02/were-winning.html
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
What was this conversation about, briefly?
This is a topic that interests me.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The demographic decline of the evangelical voting bloc.
Twas in a recent OT.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Ah, missed that one
I haven’t been around much during the day
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's not about fat chicks.
Move along.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 11:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I have other interests
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Like chicks that are slightly less fat.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And not being bald.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 1, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
BOOM.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
SNAP
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 1, 2012 11:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
SHOTS FIRED.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Good thing for me they missed and hit that big chick Colonial was banging.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
TANGO DOWN.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 12:06 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
MAN THE TORPEDOES
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:10 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
PUT ON OUR TUXEDOES?
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colonialbob
I PUT MY JUNK IN MY SPEEDOS
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:12 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I want some cheetos
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Gross
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:15 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
So the ladies know they are going to be disappointed beforehand?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
If I wanted that I'd just ask to borrow your " if you wanna get with me you gotta get with Jesus" sweatshirt.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:16 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I do not own that sweatshirt
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You posted a pic of yourself wearing it
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:21 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I did not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I speak the truth
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Depends
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well yeah
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
what if, in her past, she enjoyed gangbangs?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Of what constitution and character?
Tell me about this vexing young woman.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Colonial's going to pay!
Did someone say “toupee”?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
OH YOU WENT AND DID IT
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Summer lovin...
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 1, 2012 11:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Madden is taking forever to DL
I WANT TO PLAY…
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
NCAA is better
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yeah but I own that already
And I kind of felt like pro gaming it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm kind of taking a break from sports games for a bit, at least against the computer
I was getting much too angry at FIFA.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
aight, nerds
I cannot stay up any longer. See you on the flippity flop
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Sure you decide to leave now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
WTF Loblaw?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:04 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
FINALLY the thread is safe for late-night *cheese* talk
w/o fear of irrational ridicule
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Now more porn free!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
x
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Cheez it's good!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I like cheese
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh, I wonder if she's tiny or that cheese is huge
also I like that she’s naked
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Isn't the naked part awesome?
I think the cheese is just that big.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Also, do you think the pose was inspired by Ingre's Grand Odalisque?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
damn we're classing up this shithole
above, Wit(less) widened a photo’s dimensions and I called him “the Botero of photo resizing”
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'm listening to Debussy with the lights off
A burden should never be something out of your control.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PHILISTINE!!!111
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
There are some things you just have to learn for yourself.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
^^^This guy gets it.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Mods are asleep.
Post some ponies.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Mike Adams was pretty darn likeable today
at the luncheon. Nadel asked “So, growing up in Corpus, was there any one pitcher you looked up to?” Adams replied “Well . . . heh, sure . . . Mr. Ryan.” Mister! (Nolan was sitting right there.)
Nadel asked him about pitching in front of Nolan, and he made this funny response about being afraid of looking over and getting “the scowl.”
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
This is a shot from the Baylor-A&M game tonight.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What was the score?
How did NSD go for Baylor?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's Baylor, Schultzy. Come on.
/born in Waco, TX
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
63-60, Baylor won. Shouldn't have been close.
It went well, I’d say. No matter moves today either way.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
are you hinting that inbreeding led to his cross-eyed-ness?
if so, that’s pretty mean . . .
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Nobody said anything about in-breeding until you, Schoolly.
But maybe.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
maybe he's just a really talented multitasker
one eye on the game, other eye on the score updates
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
My professor today badmouthed UT.
Then said something slightly racist about Chinese people.
Then he marveled about what a great man Marlon Brando was (before he got super fat).
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
tell that motherfucker he's got two Schoolly strikes on him
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Don't do this.
He might think you’re hitting on him.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is how the movie Outbreak really started.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Gross man
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Schultzy loses virginity to ape
Regales in OSU Paper
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Knowing our newspaper, it would not surprise me if they actually wrote a similar article
People were pretty pissed about them using “muff”
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
What was the context, broseph
Muff a punt
Muff a job interview
Muff a muffintop
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"Diamond in the muff"
Front page article about a new strip club
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
give that guy a fucking Pulitzer
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:30 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It was a funny headline
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah, that's not going to fly.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Looks down at OSU journalism with haughty derision
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
As you should
The paper sucks
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
he's also big-timing about his university's hot-shit j-school
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I am fine with that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Of course you are
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
You're not alone, man. You are not alone.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
awwww
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 12:41 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
WHAT'S UP WITH THIS TTWBG SHIT
Not much, broseph. Trying to delay sleep because I know work will follow. Yourself?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 12:45 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Slept for like 2 hours this evening so i'm wide fuckin awake
it’s your name, fucker
A burden should never be something out of your control.
NICE. MY BRO BENJI MUHFUGGIN TAYLOR IS HERE FOR LSB LATE NIGHT, Y'ALL.
And that is debatable.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 12:48 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT.
What is your stance on fake titties?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 12:51 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I think they're fun as long as you don't mind the lack of bounciness
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 12:55 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
what kind?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
that is not a primate
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I thought we were talking about fucking monkeys
apparently, I was wrong and have nothing to offer to this conversation anymore
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I thought that said chap
I wish I was british
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Kevin
Don’t be so glum, fellow friend and Ranger fan.
Your words are but a small light to guide us further in our pussy spelunking.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
but I thought we were talking about monkeys...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
sweet
I like chimpanzees
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
because they are cute
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
me too
I like the hat, also
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Decent hotels
Not worth the trendy shit though bro
A burden should never be something out of your control.
president
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
What's good Wharton?
I am pearing motherfuckers in the Dynasty league draft.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
So you fit right in?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
ps love you
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
NOT ACCORDING TO MY SHIT.
3:24 ART vs. 3:25 ART
SO SUCK IT.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That sounds painful.
I imagine you’d have to freeze the banana to make sure it doesn’t break in your bootyhole.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah probably
I’m just talking theory.
You’re talking practical application.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
These are not the fucks you were looking for
waves hand
A burden should never be something out of your control.
nerd.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
FAILURE
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Me? or Diversity
Because diversity WINS here
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Let's play "spot the attractive girl"
I GIVE UP.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Heheheheheh
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
It was pic number 1 of 10,000 in his folder.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Dude seriously
There are so many. I think you’re onto something here.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
are you in deep thought?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I read this as "Tryin-ta look at a fly, yo."
And the picture made sense.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 12:46 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
or bro, I guess.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 12:46 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
The pink bandana pic is douchier.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You look bloated.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
looks like he is sweating out the alcohol
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Drunk as fuck
In New Orleans for jazz fest. Walked back to town and stopped at a small little record shop where I bought those beers
A burden should never be something out of your control.
well you have just out done yourself
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
bullshit
there is too many to choose
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think the others are douchier
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
This one is more about bad judgment than anything else.
Not overt douchiness.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
See now if Schultzy went to Penn I would completely understand his celibacy
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:38 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I found some hotties whilst there
None are in this pic, clearly.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
but when it does...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
there's a sitcom where the family runs a frozen banana stand
can’t . . . remember what it’s called . . .
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I heard it sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Happy Groundhog Day
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Not yet.
I’m in the dubious Mountain time zone.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
There was never a winter to begin with
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:28 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it was cold a couple of days
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you'll find it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well, then; enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3Uy_hK9nU
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Richard James is the fucking Truth.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Any time.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I liked his perverse album covers
with his dude face on chick’s bodies
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
CS, B alert
I used to emcee a trivia night at a local bar in Santa Fe and one of the rounds was a visual round. Most of the time it was something like “match the pictured skyscraper with one of the listed cities” kind of stuff. One night I decided “fuck it,” we’re going to do album covers with no matching clues. I just threw nothing but Aphex Twin at these dorks from St. John’s.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Hahahaha that's awesome
I would’ve failed so hard
A burden should never be something out of your control.
WE HAVE SHARED EXPERIENCES HERE, SCHOOLLY MASTER D
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I was kidding mostly
also, your “thing” of posting pics of yourself is still hilarious > annoying . . . check back w/ me in a few months though
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Schoolly makes me laugh
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 12:59 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
well..
Did they get them right?!?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 12:52 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
A couple teams did, but most of them failed.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
hey Benji, "Dennis" (IASIP) is on Carson Daly right now
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I still wanna know if it was him or Fred Durst who got head from Christina Aguilera first
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hahahah
She was so hot before she went all fake
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I liked Britney better
But I’d still fuck both in their current chunky states
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 1:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was always more of a Christina fan
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I thought I was the resident Latina lover
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 1:04 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
no sir
I love them. probably my type if I had to choose one.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 1:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
So the sista lovin is just a ruse?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 1:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I like all flavors
this just happens to be the one I am with now.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 1:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am married to a lovely lady from South America
and am on record of preferring Sofia to Beckinsale.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions
I was the one raving about getting my hurr did by a hot mexican
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 1:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yuuuuuuuup
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 1:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I grew up with them
I love em. that accent and skin. hnnnnnnnnnng
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 1:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
For me it's he long dark hair and mysterious eyes
Well that and they fuck like they’re trying to get pregnant
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 1:18 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
is young pregnancy a phenomenon
in the Mexican American population?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Beckinsale or upton?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 1:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Agreed. These guys are dumb a Schultz is a liar.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 1:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
High five
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 1:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
BTO
Beckinsale just kind of bores me. COME AT ME BROS.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions
Oh hey look at this fucking troll
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 1:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm not saying she's not attractive
but I’ve never like GISed her looking for goodness.
SEEMS LIKE SHE’D BE A BORING LAY, TOO SKINNY AND NEEDS BOOBS.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:18 AM CST up reply actions
Upton would be the boring lay
Guarantee you she thinks you should just be grateful that you’re even in there
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 1:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I tell you what
I will bone both and tell you who is firey and who is old and icy and just lays there.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions
"but if I was *forced to choose* . . ."
hahaha, love the high stakes of these fantasy scenarios . . .
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
This is the only answer.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 1:20 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yes
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Huh?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Above
I said describe your ideal lass you blew me off hobag
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I am sorry I did not see it
Somewhat intelligent, pretty, able to have fun doing whatever, sense of humor
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
athletic/fit body type. Not too picky on hair color
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
White but maybe someone who is naturally tanner
Definitely not really tall girls
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So basically the opposite of colonialbob
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 1:27 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'll have to miss it
I’m grooving to some shit called Analord (Aphex Twin) right now
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wait Kenny Lofton was a Pirate?
REALLY? I don’t remember that at all.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I thought he was...
Once, twice, three times an Indian.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:47 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Opened up the CAIRO spreadsheet because I was curious who it projects to put up the most RAR among relief pitchers.
The correct answer to that question is Mike Adams.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I posted a picture of Mike Adams a little ways up from here
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Rawwwwwr
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
(That is in baseball, not Arlington, if it wasn't clear.)
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Got told I didn't make an organization because I was "too sure of myself" in the interview
Also, I have an interview with ConocoPhillips tomorrow. Any suggestions?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I conducted frequent tours of the summer home of the founders' kid brother, and consider an expert on the family as one of my life mentors.
Use me as a reference.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Suggestions?
Take a long look at yourself in the mirror tomorrow morning and ponder whether you want to work for an oil company.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Not working for them yet
This is for scholarship money
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
And then call yourself a moron for even questioning it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 12:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
HE'S ABANDONED HIS CHILD!!!
HE’S ABANDONED HIS BOY!!!!!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Benji would be living in a box if too many places thought like this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The "too sure of myself" part?
It really confuses me because I don’t think I come across this way. Not to mention that some of the people that made, weren’t nearly as qualified as some of the other applicants
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
your emergence as a pillar of the LoneStarBall community ...
… has earned you a sheaf full of recommendation letters, yours for the asking. Whether they’ll help your cause is another matter . . .
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
"This recommendation letter has a drawing of a dinosaur genitalia on the back... and on the front, for that matter."
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:20 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I am hardly a pillar of this community
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I must try Indian food
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:55 AM CST via Android app reply actions
You have never had Indian food?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh boy. Are you in Dallas?
Roti Grill is a good place to start. And I recommend the Vindaloo
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
warning: JDT is fucking w/ you, *vindaloo* is *not* an introductory dish
Would it really be so funny if he burned his mouth out and ruined his evening? . . . yeah, kinda, but still . . .
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Ok, so Vindaloo is a bit on the spicy side...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
no worries
I prefer spicy food
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Excellent. You're going to love it.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
is that just a regular dish? like can I order it from most Indian restaurants
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 1:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes.
As long as it’s not strictly a buffet-style Indian place, you’ll be able to get Vindaloo.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
oh
I love spicy food. that is what looks awesome on the show
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 1:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Chicken Tikka Masala bro
Good starter for you
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I am just watching something
and everything looks amazing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 12:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
If you can stand the spice, you will enjoy quite a bit of it
I have had some very gross things though. What is that fried cauliflower thing?because it sucked
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I just saw them make something that looked awesome and spicy
egg stuffed in quail stuffed in chicken stuffed in goat
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 1:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
that won't be on the menu most places in the Metroplex
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
When I wake up
Well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That's awkward as shit to say to a message board full of dudes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 1:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Who are the Late Night Regulars?
Chrom, VFN, Aqua, JDT, TTWBG, myself, pk, schoolly…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Douche
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
He said himself already.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You have low standards for a rec
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
really depends on the day, goes in cycles, and vis-a-vis the baseball season
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
It's not cyclical
Unless you mean it happens every night
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I meant more like some people hang out a lot for a while
then disappear for a long time, then reappear . . . Micah hasn’t posted since the 27th (for example)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
other shoe
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I've only been a regular since a change it work hours about a month ago.
That’s probably changing soon, too.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The good ones
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 1:21 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I would do dirty things to this woman on the show
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 1:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
this was not a reply
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 1:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
this lady on the show I was watching
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 1:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I really think abs are the most important part of a woman
Really brings it all together. Don’t care how nice her tits or ass are if she’s lacking that solid mid section. The hip bone curve that draws the eyes to the land of no schultzys
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wellllll............shit.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
see? it's like an abandoned amusement park ...
HELLO !!!
hello
(hello)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Schoolly and the 2010-11 American League Championship trophies
Got next to ‘em for every LoneStarBall-er, all y’all …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
this is show #nth that i've gone to that max wanted to go to but punked out on.
max, you suck at going to shows.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
i'm also slightly buzzed.
yaaaaaaay whiskey shots!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
dunno. all i know is that i got a tweet from him saying he wanted to go to that show but didn't because he "worked too long today"
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
does Murder By Death still have that chick playing that
sculpture-like electric cello?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
She didn't play the electric cello tonight.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
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