feb 10 OT
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:54 AM CST
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February 10 is the 41st day of the year in theGregorian calendar. There are 324 days remaining until the end of the year (325 in leap years).
- 1258 – Baghdad falls to the Mongols, and theAbbasid Caliphate is destroyed.
- 1306 – In front of the high altar of Greyfriars Church in Dumfries, Robert the Bruce murders John Comyn, his leading political rival, sparking revolution in the Scottish Wars of Independence
- 1798 – Louis Alexandre Berthier invades Rome, proclaims a Roman Republic onFebruary 15 and then on February 20 takes Pope Pius VI prisoner.
- 1863 – The fire extinguisher is patented.
- 1933 – The New York City-based Postal Telegraph Company introduces the firstsinging telegram.
- 1942 – Japanese submarine bombards Midway Atoll.
- 1962 – Captured American U2 spy-plane pilot Gary Powers is exchanged for captured Soviet spy Rudolf Abel.
- 1967 – The 25th Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified.
- 2005 – North Korea announces that it possesses nuclear weapons.
- 2009 – The communication satellites Iridium 33 and Kosmos-2251 collide in orbit, destroying both.
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Seven hours, fifty four minutes.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm taking some Viagra tonight...
if it’s all for naught, I’m going to be pissed. But I’ll accept being pissed on; sometimes I roll that way.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 10, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions
Confidence, he has it.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I think it'd be better at a pool party haha.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
check your spam folder
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
by Rodney on Feb 10, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Heh.. I want to see how he would handle it..
the stay in the pool come hell or high water technique? the someone grab me a towel as I get out of the pool facing away from everyone? Or the FUCK IT YEAH I GOT A BONER SO FUCKING WHAT
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'd probably just roll bonertime2012.
Just kidding, I’d probably try to discreetly get out of the pool and quickly find my towel.
You’d also want to do it on one of those 110 degree days so the dude looks weird as shit standing on the hot ass pavement with a hot towel wrapped around him.
hahah. perfect.
I think I’d rock bonertime2012. Just for the fact that there’s nothing I can do to explain anything else away, and I’d still like to have fun. Possibly a girl will be interested in it.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
girls aint interested in your little 4 inch noodle boner
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
It's 3 and pleasantly plump, thank you
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
mine aint thick but at least it's short
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
I've always wondered what the stigma against the boner was.
Why is it so embarrassing? Why would it invoke laughter in high school?
Not fair.
I’d rock it.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
Someone old eough to need Viagra
shouldnt be at pool parties
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
you dont think berry from storage wars doesnt rock pool parties?
he goes full on boner i guarantee it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
not true...
thanks to a sex addiction, i need it. i’m 30.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 10, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
you didn't see coocoon?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
after yesterday's 240$ swimshorts
i give you the 72$ white tshirt
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
They did a nice job pf photoshopping out the track marks.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i am not sure what is more stunning
72$ for a 100% cotten tshirt
or 240$ for a swimsuit
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:14 AM CST up reply actions
Inorite? I mean, it's not even from Barneys.
/benji
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
If I have to pay more than $35 dollars on a tshirt
then it’s absolutely not worth it to me
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
hmm.. I'm checking them out now
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Hah. Nothing against the price, just not my style, really.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Ah
I have to wear that type of shit for work, and they’re the only “wrinkle free” shirts I’ve had that actually live up to that claim
LL Bean sells an all cotton, wrinkle resistant button down that you can get on sale for $35.
They look like they came from the cleaners straight out of the dryer or even the laundry basket and hold up over years. I still wear shirts that need to be pressed, but these are great when you are busy and just need to look presentable.
Is it any surprise that
it costs $72 for ATM? I mean, what’s the going price for that?
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 10, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions
ATM
is the guy who “created” it’s initials.
lame.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions
and yes, i got the joke
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions
Fancy a dip in the pond, guvna?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
*swimsuit
was distracted w/ getting to a meeting when i posted it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
Good morning, KOK.
How does the morning sun find you?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
tired.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:13 AM CST up reply actions
You and me both, broski
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
i'm on my 1st cup of coffee
need moar
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'm on 3 hours of sleep, with 12 hours of work staring me in the face.
And I hate coffee. Today is gonna kick ass.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
good lord that sucks.
oh well you got LSB at least
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yup. Although LSB is the reason I'm in this 3 hour sleep predicament
LSB late night was awesome last night.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
haha fuck that....i need sleep
i saw 1900 comments on it…..no way i’m sifting through that.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
A lot of it was nerdy game talk
that we were all playing haha. But there was a lot of good stuff. philkid3’s fiance jumped on his name and talked to us for a couple of hours
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
yeah id love to read it
but 1900? too many
also, im old.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
play.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
shit. can't.. blocked at work :(
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
iPhone
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Phones aren't allowed inside work
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Lame
Also why is conquer club blocked and LSB not…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
banana apple smoothie
with a touch of V8 splash
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Now this is something I can get behind.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
does sound good
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I married well
I get this email from my father-in-law yesterday:
“View from [xxxxxx] office. They are doing a little re-modeling in the grandstands. Opening day will be here soon and I have leftover income tax $$$. Let’s spring for some really good seats this year.”
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
nice!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:13 AM CST up reply actions
I think I was most impressed that he's figured out how to take a pic and email it w/o hurting himself
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
There is beauty, then there is a baseball field.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
It's so beautiful.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yup.
I’m never at so much peace than when I’m on/at a field
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
bE a farmer
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Back when I still lived in DFW
sometimes when I was working in Arlington I would go to lunch at the TGIF in the stadium about this time of the year. I would go at about 11 am before the lunch crowd got too big so I could sit by one of those tables by the window and look at the field while I ate. It was glorious and gave me the strength to get through those last few weeks before the season started.
BTW TGIF sucks. Or at least the one in Tyler does
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
You mean Friday's Front Row Grill? hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Now that you mention it
I believe that is what they called it. My memory is getting hazy these days
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
that is the weed doing that to you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yup. I was sad when they did away with it.
I always wanted to eat there
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That view looks familiar...
Is this guy in construction?
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
shit man, i havent even gotten my W2 yet.
somewhere in transit right now.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
I have a very wealthy great uncle
Who has season tickets on the Lexus Club level right behind homeplate, below the TV booth.
He usually gives me tickets to one game a year, and last year it was Opening Day. Im hoping for the same luck this year.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:05 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
FYI
KG’s Top 101 is out Monday
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
soooooo tired
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 8:22 AM CST via Android app reply actions
heh. Hey buddy.
Why are you up so early?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
dentist appointment
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 8:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
he is marrying Brady's sister
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 8:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wonder if he will let me post while in the chair
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 8:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I want live play by play
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Mudcats
The Oklahomans on that show make the cast of Swamp People look sane.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
I don't know how I feel about that show
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 8:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
the meth was strong in those people
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 8:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Its right after Swamp People
so I’ll probably end up watching it every week. I have no idea why it seems like a good idea to cram your entire arm into a space between two unstable pieces of concrete UNDER WATER. The guy even mentioned that the concrete slabs have slid and caught idiots such as himself between them…and then they drown.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 10, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
if you dont know what okie noodling is
watch this
Okie Noodling (2003) DVD/VHS Preview (“Fishing”) Trailer HD
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
"noodlers arent just fisherman
…they are hunters, they hunt for a living
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
or
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
I realIly like that show about fishing/noodling
THey bring in folks fromdifferent backgrounds who usually start out super stressedand just closed off. At the end of the show,every one looks like they had a great time and they are getting along real well.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 10, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
How long to wait for a 1099 before yelling...
I left an oil/gas broker in October and still haven’t received my 1099. I’d like to get my taxes done, but I never get a response from them when I attempt to contact.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 10, 2012 8:28 AM CST reply actions
Same deadline for 1099-MISC as W2s.
But they may not send one. In that case fill out your schedule C based what you know you earned. Be sure you deduct all business expenses related to the job. You’ll also have to fill out a schedule SE.
What did you do? Buyer?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
just a field landman...research only
by Apes and Androids on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
Gotcha.
I did certified title from August to December up in Ohio. That was….interesting.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU...no way!?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Craig James killed at least 5 hookers during his time at SMU
if he did not kill them, why has he not denied it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions
Heh, heard some dirt on him about 4:30 this morning.
I’ll link in the am thread.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
orly
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
lolno
technically it was only near campus.
so no need to deny obviously untrue statements.
why give them merit.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
Slap, slap, slapping sounds
Kills me every time.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
interesting
i thought i had read this wiki before, guess not
Axe Murder Incident (in the DMZ)
Several of the (ROK) special forces men also had Claymore mines strapped to their chests with the firing mechanism in their hands, and were shouting at the North Koreans to cross the bridge
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I read about that not too long ago.
That’s cray.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 10, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
i love wiki
just webpage hopping
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
currently have the following wiki tabs open:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions
I've been reading about Robert the Bruce
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
The U-2 is a pretty interesting plane
Also, that dude was technically a civilian…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Now I have something to do for the next few minutes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's what every slow day at work turns into.
Hey, were you talking about making a Lockhart BBQ trip the other day?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 10, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
Hell yeah.
If this happens I’m meeting yall at Smitty’s and tearing up some of their brisket.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I go all the time.
Although, I’m a Kruez devotee. I need to give Smitty’s another shot.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 10, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Llano...
Coopers
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:03 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Preach
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
My in-laws keep telling me this.
They also tell me squirrel is good. Your track record isn’t helping.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
Dude, in high school my baseball coach tooks us all to Coopers
about an hour before we had to play in a tournament. He didn’t care whether or not it was a good idea to play three games full of beef n’ beans…he wasn’t gonna pass up a chance to go to Coopers.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
I was kidding. I've heard great things about that place.
There’s another one in New Braunfels, I think.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 10, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
it was me
yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
so I listened to something really creepy
this dude named Dion McGregor was a sleep talker and his buddy recorded him. I would run out of a room flailing my arms if someone started talking in their sleep the way this guy does
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 8:44 AM CST via Android app reply actions
I talk in my sleep, but only when people talk to me first.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
but all creepily?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 8:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh, no I don't think so.
Typically I just answer their questions (with surprising accuracy) or make statements/declarations that I have zero recollection of, which ends in a lot of confusion when I don’t follow through with my claims.
My mom used to yell at me all the time as a kid for not doing something around the house that I told her I’d do, and I’d look at her and tell her I never once said I’d do that. hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I talk in my sleep too.
According to my wife it’s a mixture of babble and long, technical statements about cultural theory. Then, when she asks me about what I’m saying, I tell her l love her and roll over.
She has a different sleep oddity where she is close enough to being awake that she believes she is talking to me but isn’t actually saying anything. She’s gotten pissed at me for ignoring her when this is going on and even more pissed when I tried to explain that she had not said anything.
hahaha.
WHY AREN’T YOU LISTENING TO ME
You’re not saying anything…
BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T LISTENING TO ME
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
The wife sleep talks
but I can’t understand a word of it. Her tone suggests she’s chewing me out about something though.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
haha do you ever yell back at her?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Nah, wouldn't want to wake her up
the mumbley ass-chewings are too entertaining.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
hahah. I don't mean like screaming..
Just like mumbling back at her to try to rile her up even more. That’s comedy
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Hmmm
I might have to try that next time. Take it to the next level.
Great idea!
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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
Hah Do it.
Thanks!
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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
Careful though
You dont want to end up as one of Adam’s clients
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
I don't have clients..
Oh.. not me Adam
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Yep
I was asked if I was proud of my speed pizza.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
haha wuuut
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What did he say?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Man, I tell ya, friendships were absolutely destroyed over that game
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
were they? I missed most of the talk in here about it because of my bad decision making
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I dunno about the OT thread
but back in college…I haven’t talked to a couple of those guys since that night.
The world just wasn’t prepared for the Unholy Russo-Danish Alliance.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
Heh. A friend of mine who was getting ready to leave for West Point flipped out over getting beaten at Risk.
Like it was a serious blow to his identity.
Those Army guys get riled up about the whole war thing
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You couldn't settle him down by saying real war won't be based on dice rolling?
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OR WILL IT.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That was how I looked at it, but he threw the board and punched a wall as we got to the point where he had like three armies.
It probably had something to do with how and by whom he was being beaten.
I've had similar reactions from friends during Axis and Allies.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
elaborate on that please
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
played the fuck out of that game for a semester in college
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
If you could rid the world of on restaurant franchise what would it be?
I’d piss a lot of LSBers off by picking Taco Bell so I’m taking Olive Garden. But it’s close, oh so close.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 9:01 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Uh, I'd do away with Taco Bell in a heartbeat.
That place sucks.
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I actually never ate Mexican at a restaurant until I was 15 because I didn't trust any of it that wasn't made by my mom.
Because I had taco bell when I was 10 and I thought I was going to shit out my organs.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
A year or two after I got sick from the food...
…I picked up this girl at some bar and I’m driving us to her place when she tells me she wants some food. I acquiesce, and she wants to go to Taco Bell. We are in the drive through and she gets a couple of things and is pestering me to get something, but I keep refusing. Anyways, at her place I guess she feels embarrassed that she’s eating and I’m not and starts holding a taco or something out for me to take a bite.
I refuse several times, which I guess weirded her out more and more, so eventually she force-fed me a bite of taco. I really thought I was going to puke. Luckily I didn’t because she finished her eats momentarily thereafter.
hahah. Nice.
Get some?
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A gentleman never tells.
Actually, I just don’t write that type of shit down on internet forums. I’ll tell you in person any day of the week.
That's a good idea.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Plus I can control the audience.
I don’t think hooking up stories are for girls. I really only discuss that shit with a few select girls who are very good friends. All other girls don’t get to hear those stories.
Also a good idea.
You’re so wise.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
the fucking game of whether or not you are going to shit your pants
is what makes it awesome.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
I DON'T LIKE THAT GAME.
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come on dude
slippity slippity
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you know you do
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
ALRIGHT FINE I'M PLAYING IT TODAY FOR LUNCH.
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Even people (like me) who like Taco Bell
could probably acknowledge that the world would be better of without it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
McDonalds or Taco Bell
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
mcdonalds would be good
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
I was thinking McDonalds
But I do like some of their breakfast items, so I’ll go with the Cheesecake Factory. Seriously, people, stick to what you do well. Overpriced shitty lunches and dinners aren’t it.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
menu is too big
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
in-n-out
just to piss all those people off
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by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
beat you
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
did not
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
mine is above yours
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
Nah, Chrom is first on mine
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damn mine is first
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
This gay marriage will never work.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 9:06 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You and Chrom?
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Yeah...
Guess you weren’t there for that thread
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by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 9:12 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it was doomed from the start if that is all it took
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
in and fucking out
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
DON'T YOU DAMN DARE TAKE AWAY MY EL CHICO IN ARLINGTON YOU SON OF A BITCH
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FUCK YOU BHILL YOU KNOW THAT'S FARTHEST FROM THE TRUTH!!!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 9:15 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Another classic for the BHill image/GIF ledger
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
chicken fil a
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
Eh, wouldn't miss it too much
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Pfffft
We got some looney tunes up in this board today.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
This is a good one
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
You lie
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
Burrito without the wrapper, and in a bowl.
I like lettuce on it, but that wastes too much space in a wrapper. Plus, I can mix it up and shit.
+1 on this
burrito bowl’s are the bomb
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KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
Heck, Mission Burrito is better than Chipotle.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
Ugh...
Don’t say Chipotle Don’t say Chipotle Don’t say Chipotle Don’t say Chipotle Don’t say Chipotle Don’t say Chipotle Don’t say Chipotle Don’t say Chipotle
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
i could live without chipotle
and pei wei. fuck pei wei
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
Mi Rancho Number 1 Taco Shop
shits all over your freebirds.
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IT SHITS ON CHIPOTLE AS WELL
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
lolol
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
KFC
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
almost said this
but i think popeye’s sucks worse
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but KFC is everywhere
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
...
…
Such a BTO
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
you only like popeyes because
you live in a third world country
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
As far as fast food chicken goes, Popeyes is the best.
THOSE MOTHERFUCKING BISCUITS AND SPICY CHICKEN YES.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Chicken Express, son
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Canes is also good
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
How is Popeye's worse
That’s madness
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
it may not be worse but it's the same
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Not at all
Popeye’s chicken actually has a good flavor and the spicy chicken is delicious. KFC’s is just bland crap
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
jack in the box
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
BOOOOOO
Love me some Jack.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
mmmmmmmm tacos
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
those are the reason I want it gone
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
booo this guy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
yeah fuck j in the b
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
You know you want a jumbaco
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
never had one
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
You must not watch many Stars games....
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
if you watch stars games they give you JitB?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
but he said he never had one
not that he had not heard of it
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
correct
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
Lol...
No, I mean that they show that commercial about 5 times during each Stars game.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
nah, only about 90% of them this year
after my season tickets expired, i haven’t been able to see every one
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
What the heck, dude?
I’m feeling pretty weird about my recent trend of agreeing with BT and disagreeing with you…
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
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by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
burger king
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
Either of these is an acceptable answer.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
CHICK FIL A
/ducks
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
This is hilarious. Must watch all 4 episodes.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
My buddy showed them to me a week ago and I've watched them about 6 times haha.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Yeah my buddy showed it to me when I was drunk at a party last month
It was the funniest thing in the world to me at the time. Still holds up well.
I would love to play this kind of music just for fun. TAILGATE TUNES.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
we could learn this
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't play guitar, but I could try to learn the vocals.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I got the buffallooooooooo part down pretty spot on
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
My voice might be a bit too high for it, but this could be epic.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm gonna see if I can find the tabs now
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'M FUCKING DOWN
I’M BRINGING MY GUITAR
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NCAA Football Rules Change Proposition
Kickoff and Touchback Starting Lines Moved. The committee voted to move the kickoff to the 35-yard line (currently set at the 30-yard line), and to require that kicking team players must be no further than five yards from the 35 at the kick, which is intended to limit the running start kicking teams have during the play. The committee also voted to move the touchback distance on free kicks to the 25-yard line instead of the 20-yard line to encourage more touchbacks. NCAA data indicates injuries during kickoffs occur more often than in other phases of the game.
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Last night on 30 Rock
Jenna said she was nemesis’ with the “Progressive lady”
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Jennas side
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I haven't watched any of 30 Rock this year
Is it good?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Better or worse than last season
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
So...worse?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I loved the MLK day trailer
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
The office keeps getting worse and worse
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions
It started last season
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hey everybody
Baseball season starts for me today!
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:07 AM CST via mobile reply actions
First practice
I just looked outside and it rained a lot, so maybe not today…
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nice.
High School?
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I'm actually homeschooled
I’m playing on a homeschool/co-op team.
Much more serious than the rec teams my dad coached.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
how old are you?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
17
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
i always assume people are out of high school on this board
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
I always assume
Male, late 20s-low 30s. Unless their user name implies something else.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Low 20's here mofo
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...or if they tell me about themselves
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
same
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
Why don't you have a seat....
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Boosh boosh boosh
Feeling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full-grown man
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
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by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
too old for you
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You know that's right
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
yeah, i like them young
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
Sandusky?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
he way too old
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Haha nice. I had a friend who was homeschooled from kindergarden through high school..
played football, basketball, and soccer with the homeschool association or something.. pretty cool stuff.
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I played on the team in Fall '09
But they play pretty far away so I stopped.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:15 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh yeah.. the one in Arlington?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I think they play in Midlothian
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ohh. yeah that is quite a hike
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
About 30 min.
I’m used to drives like that, so it’s not too bad
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
wait fuck goddammit.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
yuuup
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
Shut up Dave Hester or whatever his name is
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
you really just went full name on me,
and then say, whatever his name is?
come on, bro
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
Well I knew his last name was Hester..
wasn’t sure on the first.
COME AT ME, FUCKING TAG DON’T TWEET
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
back down, mother fucker
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
Are you going to the TG?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
have i missed a TG yet?
also, have you been to one?
also, if we both go are you going to murder me?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
why?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
mouth kissings and ball tappings?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
wait what?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know.
No, been in SD. But I’m going to this one.
No. Probably pour you a beer and ask to have a catch.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
never missed one
good
even better
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
also, come at me, bro
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
Come back at me, bro.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
i feel like we are playing tennis
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
gay sex
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
Now that Tag tweets
Are you considering changing your name?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
he tweets?!?!?!?!?!?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
i'm changing my name to
gar for gay for feliz
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
You're gar for me?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
That would be an awesome name, though
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
no
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
Mmmmm
I disagree
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:54 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
no
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
I can't wait to transfer to Texas State or UT
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Hopefully I'll see you there
This waitin’ till March shit is about to drive me cray.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
Which one?
I’m probably not going to be able to transfer for a while, at least another year. I would do it now if I could, but the wife’s job situation sort of dictates that course of action.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
UT is Plan A, Texas State is Plan B
So we’ll see.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
Same here.
Probably will start the application process this fall.
I need to blow these first few semesters away to have a chance at UT, I think.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
I think that's what is driving me the craziest
is not knowing whether or not I even have a prayer of getting in at UT. I also applied to A&M about 6 years ago and made it to the final interview process, and I applied again this year. Hopefully I’ll at least make it to the interview again (it would kinda suck to think I was a more attractive grad school candidate six years ago than I am now, lol).
UT though? I don’t know if I have the slightest chance of getting in.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
I'm just hoping that exemplary military record + 3.8 gpa or higher + great interview skills = something of a chance.
And that they don’t ask to see my high school transcript.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
That's my plan!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Yeah, it's the GPA I'm worried about and working on.
So far, so good. All A’s on my exams thus far, but this History class is going to be very tough.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah dude, I wouldn't stress it
Like BHill said, for undergrad that’s a great resume.
It’s my weak ass 3.02 GPA that’s gonna probably keep me out of the good grad schools. But Texas State would still be perfect for me (I could really dig living in San Marcos and going to Austin/San Antonio on the weekends).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
See....I don't want to live in Austin
I want to live in San Marcos. The wife wants to teach there.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
Stupid enter button...
I think San Marcos would be just a great, great place to live. I don’t think Texas State is a bad plan at all.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
Whenever I get accepted to UT
I’m finding you and buying a round of drinks.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
yeah +1 on this
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
HAY PEOPLE!!!!
WTF is that commercial for? Shit makes me punch out quicker than Norm.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
it's a gingerbread man for race trac coffee...
And it’s fucking worse than sweet jack.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 9:24 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I need to kill it with fire.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Sweet, sweet fuck
Sweet, sweet fuck
Sweet, sweet fuck
Please stop that song…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
For you Game of Thrones fans
Pics of Melisandre and Stannis from Season 2:
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I'm going to say it...
Game Of Thrones Season 2 will be the highest rated season for any HBO show, ever.
I hope. That would be cool.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
eh
I think Seasons 3/4 when the get into A Storm of Swords should get better ratings, at least it’ll have more action…not that season 2 will be boring by any means, I’m very very excited for it
I think it will just continue to build
Word of mouth + great critical press + awards = paydirt, hopefully.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
Peter Dinklage getting the Emmy was huge.
Dude is plain incredible.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
is that the dude from death at a funeral?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes.
I would recommend The Station Agent to really, really understand just how great he is.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
He's also pretty good in Find Me Guilty
not a major role, but that was where he first stood out to me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
I like that movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah me too
I rented just as kind of a “meh, I guess this will work” sort of thing…but I liked it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
best vin diesel performance
not like he set the bar high, though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Great movie.
Vin Diesel actually acting for once.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
think so
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Lumet directed Find Me Guilty
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
He really is
Tyrion’s a great character, but Dinklage just commands the screen.
Damn it, I wanna talk spoilers….
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
I friggin' love that trailer
where the Spider says, “A little man can cast….a very large shadow.”
Chills, every time.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
i'm sad that i haven't seen this show
no HBO for me
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
DVD/BR comes out in March, I believe.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
will have to pick this up
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I love Tyrion
I didn’t like him at first, but he’s really grown on me, especially at the end of A Storm of Swords
I love the interplay between him and his father
Tywin is too blinded by Tyrion’s deformities to realize he’s more capable than the rest of the Lannister children combined.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
I never could really picture Stannis in my mind
but Stephen Dillane can certainly play “cold and unlikeable.” I could see his Thomas Jefferson but without the idealism working very well for this role.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
I always imagined Stannis like this guy...
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
thats about how she's described
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
huh?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
does to me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
umm no
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
Most kick-ass female character.....gonna be awesome.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
Dang
They really piled on the fugly.
That actress is hardly a beauty queen, but she’s a lot better looking than that. Oh well, perfect for the character.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
Very much so
I don’t even read a lot of fantasy, and I still love ’em.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
welp
just bought it from google
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 10, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
Wow
Nice Brienne- pretty much how I imagined her.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Fun with IMDB
Did you know the guy who plays Grand Maester Pycelle (the duplicitous old dude in King’s Landing) is General Veers from The Empire Strikes Back and the main villain from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
Freakin' Deadspin man
I enjoy reading it sometimes, but damn them.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Now what?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
Now what?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
What now?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
what, now is happening, now?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
huh?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
Holy shit, you guys.
There were 2000 comments on an OT thread started by a cop at 8 pm last night?!
GO LIVE YOUR LIVES
What happened there?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
While I usually echo these sentiments
I admit to contributing to last night’s nerdings. Spread my forces too thin across central Asia and Europe… got swallowed up in one fell swoop
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
exactly
i dont sign on after about 5 or 6
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
DON'T YOU QUESTION US
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
/stock broker
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
Watched the first episode of Mad Men last night.
pretteeeeh, pretteh interesting
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's a show you have to hang with
I almost gave up on it. Look at me now.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
I'm gettin paper
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
don draper is the best character on tv
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
Ron Swanson
And it’s not even close.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
i'll rephrase your honor
Don Draper is the best character on TV that i have actually watched
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
Sustained.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
oh fuck this court room
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
i do, however, find the gifs of him on this website to be funny
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
Last week's episode:
Ron Swanson: “I’d like to thank you all for being here. It is an honor. Now, let’s get started.”
Leslie: “Thanks Ron! I didn’t know you cared this much.”
Ron: “I don’t. I was talking to this plate of BBQ ribs.”
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
I recently saw an episode of that show on an airplane.
Only thing I thought was mildly amusing the whole episode was the only line Ron Swanson had, and it wasn’t the line, it was that he implied that given the instruction to “silence” someone, he was going to kill them.
yesyesyes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Is that a giant copy of the Declaration of Independence behind him?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
That's the next show I'm giong to start watching.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Speaking of Peter Dinklage
Anyone else pumped for The Knights of Badassdom? Because I sure as heckfire am
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this post confuses me
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
quick google
holy shit that movie looks awesome
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 10, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
It might be cool. I’ll see it for the Dink, for sure.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
Announcing your arrival at someone's home by honking instead of getting out of your car and knocking on the door.
Rude thing or rudest thing?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
depends on who your honking at
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 10, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
Are you honking at all the neighbors too?
Because they can all hear.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
hate it
especially this day and age when everyone has a cell phone
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 9:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
hate that shit
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
but the comedy factor evens out the rudeness
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Jay Z also strongly disagrees.
In the cut where I keep em
til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts
Then it’s, beep beep and I’m pickin em up
Let em play with the dick in the truck
Move over Shakespeare
Step aside, Keats.
We gots some poetry up in here.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
keats is by far my fav writer ever
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
He also said:
Shit I… parts with nothin’, y’all be frontin’
Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin’, never happen
I’ll be forever mackin’
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The neighbors I'm thinking of do happen to be of Mexican heritage
but there are so many rednecks and white trash who do it as well.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Here is some help on your cover letter Brandon
I am unequivocally the most unflaggingly hard worker I know, and I love self-improvement. I have always felt that my time should be spent wisely, so I continuously challenge myself; I left Villanova because the work was too easy. Once I realized I could achieve a perfect GPA while holding a part-time job at NYU, I decided to redouble my effort by placing out of two classes, taking two honors classes, and holding two part-time jobs. That semester I achieved a 3.93, and in the same time I managed to bench double my bodyweight and do 35 pull-ups.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
"terrifying efficiency"
http://gawker.com/5883684/the-awful-cover-letter-all-of-wall-street-is-laughing-about
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
no.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
It already happened and has been done with.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Re: Tim Wakefield and Nyjer Morgan
If you guessed the pitcher ahead of time, congratulations, you are a fan of baseball. If you guessed the hitter ahead of time, congratulations, you’re weird and I’m uncomfortable around you.
Love this guy.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
CHUCK FINLEY!!!!
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
hahaha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Oh those silly Europeans...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
WTF?
This might be the best .gif of all time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Or that he is a praying mantis.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Can someone photoshop some bongos and a rasta hat on Pau?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Except for it being Cobra, of course, I love the highest pitch one
dirt
dirt
dirt
dirt
dirt
dirt
highest pitch hit for a home run all year
The other amusing piece of the sequence is watching Yorvit’s head snap up.
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 10, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Is Craig Gentry on the list?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
No.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Wait a second.
Who has memories of Corey Patterson hitting a pitch that high for a home run? Anyone? I hope not.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
(Pssst. . . it tied a four run game in the ninth innning in a series that never happened.)
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
No, wait.
My awful Corey Patterson homeruns just run together.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oh, eat a dick, MLB TV.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Now you need the premium to use MLB TV on anything but a computer.
At Bat, Boxes, etc all require the Premium
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
How much does this cost?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
$125 for Premium for the year
I think it was 120 last year.
100 for the computer only version.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
IIRC if you get premium you get home+away
HD, multiple games, etc
this alone is going to make it worthwhile to get it:
Overlay the home or away team’s radio broadcast over the live video or use the “Park” option to include the ballpark’s natural sounds. Away team audio overlay is only available to MLB.TV Premium subscribers.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
That's stupid.
I’m getting the Premium anyway, most likely, but that’s stupid.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Norm, you only won the e-break because people hate you.
Stupid fuck.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I really don't like pregnant women at work.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
All they do is complain about shit, sit and do nothing, take up space and resourses that could be used by people actually doing work..
oh and when more than one are in the same area it’s freaking baby talk 2012.
kill me.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
We just got an email that let us know that three associates would be out for significant time on maternity leave.
And that we all need to pick up the slack.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
oh yeah, that's another thing..
after 6 months they go to half days.. so they do even less work.. then they get 6 weeks of leave after giving birth.. and they are always conveniently leaving when shit has to be done because they have an appointment or they feel really sick and half to go to the hospital.
fucking women, man. they’re the worst.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
yeah, fuck women.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 10:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
this is the thinking that caused the problem in the first place
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 10:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Chuck beat you.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I see that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 10:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Woooo!
I am the tallest midget, bitches!
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
I'm still going to try to kick you!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I guess I should clarify that I don't hate women.
Just that in our work environment they’re treated like Gods compared to the guys. All the chiefs and higher ups and shit are fat old horny pieces of suck who will always buddy up to the girls and do things for them and blah.. then when we need to go get medicine because we have the fucking flu (happened to me a month or so ago) or actually have something that needs to get done we’re told no and get over it.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
It's frustrating, for sure.
I’m not sure there’s anything that can be done about it though. People who are out of the workforce for that length of time inevitably get passed by those who were around the whole time, I think.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
I agree with that
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm sure you gave her the consideration that you were legally required to.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
So Justified
Raylan just becomes more and more of a badass each week
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I need to watch season 2.
I want to catch up in a hurry…..
Could I just jump into season 3 and watch 2 later? Or would that be a bad idea?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 10:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Bad idea
A lot gets set up in season 2 for season 3
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Damn.
Alrighty. Marathon time.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 10:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm jumping in anyway.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
funny, I did OK latching on late to MAD MEN
and catching up on previous seasons — I even did it backwards
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
that last episode was greatness
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Tablecloth episode was greatness.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
My psyche professor is 82 years old.
5 minutes into class and half the lecture hall is asleep.
He’s like the 80 year old version of Ben Stein.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 10:05 AM CST via Android app reply actions
fry.....fry.....
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
also, ben stein isnt even the best professor in ferris bueller.
its the english teacher, hands down.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
Had a history professor like this. The class was on the history of the American Constitution, but he just liked to talk about his boyhood in New Mexico and relate it vaguely to American history.
It’s the only class I ever fell asleep in.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I would be asleep
I sleep a lot in class.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
Can you win his money?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
when did Mathew Broderick turn into a gay woman?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM CST via Android app reply actions
When he got into beastiality.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
When he married a horse.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:55 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
see above post
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
ever fap to something.. then as soon as you're done go ... "damn that was gross. what was i thinking"
a continuation of when you sleep with a girl and then go “oh shit, shouldnt have done that”
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM CST reply actions
Every day of my life brotha
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
married
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
So, who do we support in a Heyman-EG slap fight?
Apparently Boras’s nut riding monkey has blocked our favorite Michael Young sycophant.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i dont like heyman
but EG is the worst analyst in DFW
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
It seems to be related to the dumbshit article Heyman wrote that the Red Sox were "cheap"
HBT mentions it here.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Got to take the local boy
He might suck, but he’s our suck
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I also don't think he's an evil person.
And he doesn’t have an annoying accent.
Though looking up Heyman’s accent, I find he was born in New Mexico. Now I’m all confused.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
EG.
Easily. How is this even a question?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
this is relatively late without having an AM Rangers Things
not complaining, mind you, just observing
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Why is Mandy Moore the only 90s teen pop start that didn't go crazy and didn't get ugly?
She is still adorable as shit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
mandy moore has always been a fucking hottie
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
/andy roddick
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
And a decent actress.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Christina Aguilera
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
She is nowhere near as attractive as she was...
I would post a then and now pic, but it makes me sad.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
Theece.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
all about the up-tops bro.
those are some choice up-tops
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
im saying she is still hot.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
lol
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
up-tops
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
this was a recent picture
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Clearly, things start going south
the further we go south.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
That is a rackliscious pic right there.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
zacly
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
She has fake tits
but whatever facial surgery she had has been totally botched.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't think she does
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I demand proof
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That's just a fat flap
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Yes.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
leann rimes is still hot
but I guess she doesn’t really count
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 10:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
She also is sporting the "Starving African child" body.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
wonder if she got her Patriots Super Bowl Champs t-shirt yet
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I hate you, Schoolly.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Tangled is a good movie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Too many cookies and Dum Dums and raisins and Twizzlers and ooo a juice in front of me.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Yep.
And Dunkaroos. I really want some Dunkaroos right now.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
You can't mention Dunkaroos without linking to the commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLHOguo2ibs
Pure mid-90’s gold. You’ve got your talking animal, terrible Australian accent, and vague double entendres from the last kid.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Think I'm gonna go to some TCU baseball games this year.
Get an early start on the baseballings.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
7 days 8 hours 7 minutes
until A&M hosts Illinois-Chicago.
I really need some baseball.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Those bats are annoying as hell.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
I actually like them.
But I also played softball.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Think Josh Elander is going to have a big year
this year. Kid can rake.
by corbsclinton on Feb 10, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
I went to opening day last year and watched Purke
it was a great time.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nerd alert...
I am going to a Sci-Fi convention in Dallas this weekend, solely to meet Noah Hathaway.
Who is Noah Hathaway? This guy…
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 10:36 AM CST reply actions
Its Harry Potter!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092115/
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
No kidding. What a weird coincidence.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
say my name...
sounded different coming from a 12 year old girl.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Feb 10, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Almost sig-worthy....
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
Bastion!!
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 10, 2012 10:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Duly noted.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
BTO time
I did not care for the Neverending Story.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Then your childhood was bereft of wonder.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Making Chili for tomorrow.
The smells, you guys.
The smells.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I want Chili's right now
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
big mouth burger w grilled oinions and mayo instead of mustard
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
I'm going to chili parlor for lunch
My Guy Clark marathon yesterday got me in the mood for Mad Dog Margaritas
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Many big-time business deals
get made in that very corner.
by corbsclinton on Feb 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
That's where the out-in-the-open handshake deals get done.
The shady, back room, under-the-table deals get done at the Cloak Room.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I need to go check this place out.
There’s even ‘chili’ with beans on the menu for the unenlightened.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
x
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 10, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
coming from you this is awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
They take all comers there.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
that is a given
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
No beans but I did use tomato paste
which is apparently just as bad but it tastes delicioso so likeigiveafuck.gif
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's not chili though.
Chili is meat and chilies and cumin AND NOTHING ELSE.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
Then it's meat stew.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
but beans are gross in chili
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I can eat them either way.
I don’t like them to completely outweigh the amount of meat, but I don’t mind some being in there.
I found a recipe in my paleo-cookbook for Bison Chili. Might experiment with that over the next few weeks.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Just had a client reply to an email with "Yup..."
I almost corrected his spelling. I also thought of the Dave and Brandi conversation from a few days ago…I hate you guys.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 10:52 AM CST reply actions
we have a lady that sends emails like
“ln rdy 4 bking plz =)”
needless to say she wont be with the company for long.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
She's lucky Matthew doesn't work there
They might have her hanged
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
What does that even say?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 10, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
I think she's randy for Burger King
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
also, take off april 12 and lets go day drink at the ballpark
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
This is awesome.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
how about
“plz fedecs ck to (address) and sd TRK #. TKS!”
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
And this is over email?
Where abbreviations are unnecessary because you have unlimited space and a keyboard?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, emails in outlook.
frustrating as F&*#
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Ugh
One of our CSR’s sends emails like this- TO CLIENTS. I’ve tried to express to management why this is unacceptable in an office environment, but no luck so far.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I hate people like that.
That being said, I always text and e-mail an tweet in proper sentences.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
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"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
kenny powers
= awesome.
his nicknames per wiki:
The People’s Champion
The Shelby Sensation
The Reverse Apache Master
The Man with the Golden Dick
Doctor Cock and Balls
La Flama Blanca
The Bulletproof Tiger
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
side note
i am sad that “”http://www.sbnation.com/users/reverse%20apache%20master" target="new">reverse apache master"
is taken on SBN
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
4 Kenny Powers novelty Valentine Cards were inserted
in this week’s issue of The Onion.
The others are KISS ME (and your hot friend), BE MINE (until the buzz wears off), and SAY YES (your sister already did).
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
heh
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
So I'm writing Ashlee Simpson's obit for writing for media markets class
Rev. Herbie Pallotta is over it heh
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, jonthefon, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
by Mike E on Feb 10, 2012 11:05 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
just found out i can subscribe to everything jeff sullivan posts via RSS
w00t
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
So 7 AM - 7 PM nurse for today called in sick last night and they were unable to find a replacement.
Then the night shift nurse’s daughter got into a car wreck at 3:30 this morning on the loop in Tyler (why in the fuck are you out at 3:30 AM in Tyler?) so, I slept from 1:15-3:30.
And now our 7PM to 7AM nurse for tonight has also called in sick with no replacement. I’m staring at a 48 hour period with 2 hours of sleep.
I’m actually at work at the moment because they were finally able to find someone to handle 10-2 today, but I’ll leave in about 2.5 hours.
I think I might actually murder someone.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Wow... I'm sorry, that sucks.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Buy a 6-pack of 5 Hour Energy.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
"why in the fuck are you out at 3:30 AM in Tyler?"
Never heard a more spot on inquiry.
But seriously, do it and dump the body in the piney woods or the rose garden.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That was my first reaction when the nurse woke me up to tell me she had to leave.
I wanted to say “how fucking stupid is your kid that she was out at 3:30? We live in Tyler.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hahah.
“What was she, at Fire Mountain or Caldwell Zoo? Don’t you fucking tell me she was at the water park!)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Maybe sitting by the Starbucks next to Jason's Deli. That's a popular hangout spot for the youths.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, they go hang out over there after they get kicked out of Barnes & Noble
for stealing manga and Chuck Palahniuk novels.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
That's ridiculous.
I hear all the kids now smoke pot behind Mother Francis.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I don't have any idea why that comma is there after "so."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
YES. THEY FOUND SOMEONE FOR 2PM - 8PM.
Maybe I can get some rest.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
George Lucas is truly the world's greatest troll.
The controversy over who shot first, Greedo or Han Solo, in Episode IV, what I did was try to clean up the confusion, but obviously it upset people because they wanted Solo to be a cold-blooded killer, but he actually isn’t. It had been done in all close-ups and it was confusing about who did what to whom. I put a little wider shot in there that made it clear that Greedo is the one who shot first, but everyone wanted to think that Han shot first, because they wanted to think that he actually just gunned him down.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I can't even discuss this rationally.
He is trying to ruin some great cultural artifacts.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
Dammit, you fucking idiot.
People want Han to have shot first because it is the only thing that makes fucking sense. Waiting for Greedo would be fucking retarded since there is no way you could count on him missing at that fucking range.
It always becomes increasingly more clear that he lucked into the original trilogy being as good as it was.
This fucking this
Keep your stupid mouth shut, Lucas.
You fucked up, period.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
It is truly astonishing how much he misunderstands the criticisms.
The extended piece in the New York Times in advance of the Red Tails premiere had some quotes that struck me as delusional
I can't even process how one guy could produce something so brilliant
by what appears to be total and complete accident. He doesn’t even understand what made the original Star Wars and Indiana Jones films so spectacular. I don’t think he’s “lost his grip.” I really don’t think he ever had it.
I guess once he became powerful enough to ignore any and all editorial input, it was all dowhill from there.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
Because it wasn't just him, or even mostly him, I think.
Reading about all the rewrites they had to do on the scripts for the Indiana Jones movies convinced me that his only real positive attribute is that he surrounds himself with people that know how to convince him not to do the stupid shit he really wants to do.*
*Except Indiana Jones 4.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
True, and when you read some of his original ideas/drafts for Star Wars
it’s truly miraculous how that thing didn’t wind up being a colossal turd like the prequels.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think I want to read those things.
I’m trying to remember what the original idea was for one of the Indiana Jones movies that I found so unbelievable. I think it was Temple of Doom.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Much of Temple of Doom
is the rejected bullshit from the first Indy movie.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
I'm more bothered by how awful Han looks sliding to his right.
Honest to god, who shoots first doesn’t bother me as much as it does the rest of society, I just don’t want Han to teleport.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Or when he walks behind Jabba
it looks so awful seeing the movement look all fucked up
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I can't decide if I hate the Special Editions or the Prequels more
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
This is a tough question.
Probably the Special Editions, because they prevent me from seeing the version that I love the best.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Indeed
The Prequels are a more painful experience for me, but the Special Editions take something that was awesome and then dilute and corrupt it down to something else.
I’d say the latter is the bigger crime.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Without that, it’s an interesting scene. With it, I’d rather it just be left out.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
god fucking damn you, vfn
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I figured it would make people go apeshit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oh, apparently daystaff gets to leave today at 11AM
and we get to stay til 6PM.
Fuck those guys, seriously.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
holy shit thats awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
keep posting these. they are awesome
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
last one cause it's my fave (look at their eyes!)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This is so awesome.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
love that one
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
When was the last time any of us was so focused and enthusiastic about something?
(other than porn…)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Anticipating Nelson Cruz ALCS .gifs any second....
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
:{<
boo
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Why boo?
The ALCS was awesome.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
I automatically remembered the WS.
Double boo!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
If not for the Nelson Cruz in the ALCS
We wouldn’t have even been in the WS.
So there’s that.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
So Buddy Smokes is full on trolling in the AM thread
Its pretty good actually for those who haven’t checked it out yet
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
PRO: getting up off the bench and seeing some shows
CON: these are outdoors, and the weather’s gonna be brisk
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'm seeing The Octopus Project tomorrow at The Granada.
Will be my 4th or 5th time.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Shit
Silver Mt. Zion is in Austin on Monday? Love those guys…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
thanks
I see now- Sons of Herman on Saturday.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I've never been there, but some randomly really good bands have played there.
pAper chAse used to play there all the time, and Local Natives played there on their first US tour.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
amazed how continously shitty employees continue to have jobs
after consistently shitty reviews and job performance.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 11:35 AM CST reply actions
turnover costs can be a bitch
at least in my industry
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
here too.... but w this job market we could find more than qualified replacements
and choose from 100’s of applicants
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Is it cool to talk about Justified?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Are you asking if it would be ... justified?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So a couple of questions here:
1. Where the fuck is Winona? And, for that matter, where’s Ava?
2. That money can’t be gone, right? I mean, it’s a driving plot force for almost every character this season.
3. We need more Neal McDonough right?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
We really need more Winona
I can’t wait for Neal McDonough to get his from Raylan already. ANd he hasn’t even done anything that bad except for shoot the hot secretary.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
thanks for keeping spoilers in the text, not in the header guys
(as someone who hasnt watched this weeks episode)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
fwiw
There’s only one spoiler in the thread. But you really need to watch this week’s episode ASAP as I’m sure you know.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
buddy smokes is more of a beating than josey wales
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 11:45 AM CST reply actions
So, finished watching Season 1 of Avatar: The Last Airbender on netflix.
It’s actually surprisingly not bad (with the exception of a couple of terrible episodes). Not like greatness or anything, but pretty good.
its a solid show
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
Manningface in every NFL logo
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
It makes the Mach Five look like a vagina!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I just committed an LSB sin, you guys.
So ashamed.
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colonialbob
DID YOU NAIL COLONIALBOB'S SISTER?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
No.
I went to Subway.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
subway is awesome
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
That's not the LSB opinion.
But it’s awesome that I can walk to it from my apartment and not even have to cross the street.
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colonialbob
Subway is just fine.
Not amazing or anything, but it’s not nearly as bad as some make it out to be.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I eat at Subway whenever they have their any footlong $5 thing.
Otherwise if I want a sub I go to Dino’s which is like a hundred feet away from the closest Subway.
No, it's not.
You can make a better sandwich for like a third the price at most.
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I agree. Most chain restaurants are like that these days.
I’m paying for convenience. Some days, I just can’t make a sandwich before work.
If I’m gonna pay for fast food, might as well be something that doesn’t make me feel lethargic for 2 hours after.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
KFC is the only place that does that to me
I love the taste, but afterward I just feel awful. Like, my soul hurts or something.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
That's why I went.
I can leave my apartment and be back in less than 10 minutes if there’s not a line.
I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO CROSS THE STREET.
I have to cross the street twice if I want KFC, McDonalds or Hardees.
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colonialbob
This is something entirely different.
I eat more McDonald’s than I used to because there is a McDonald’s four minutes from me, and it is the only restaurant between here and work. So when I’m starving and lazy, it’s the only option, let alone the most convenient option.
But I would never call McDonald’s fine. It is awful, and that’s all there is to it.
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McDonalds is awful. Haven't eaten there in years.
I never eat there. I was just listing restaurants that are close by.
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colonialbob
Even if I'm paying for a sandwich I have a nice long list of places better than Subway.
And that’s if I’m narrowing it all the way down to “sandwich.”
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Sure. There's a Which Wich, but it's another 5 minutes of driving for me.
If I need to grab something and be back at my desk in 10-15 minutes round trip, Subway is my go-to.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Sure.
Subway is what I eat when for whatever reason I don’t have food with me, because it’s what’s in the cafeteria here.
Still hate it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That is an entirely uninteresting sin.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I take back everything I said about Taco Bell or Olive Garden...
The chain that I atom bomb without thinking twice is Subway.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 12:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
hate that lady at work who is "on a diet" and "cant seem to lose weight" "has a thyroid condition"
bitch you just had a 2500 calorie lunch.. shut the fuck up
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 12:07 PM CST reply actions
so the admins really are not going to ban someone who is openly trolling LSB.
wow.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
/is a bit.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
yeah thats annoying as fuck
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
buddy smokes
aguy who evidently is not a sock puppet but is quite clearly a troll
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/10/2789434/friday-a-m-rangers-stuff
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
Lunch hour lull?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
What's the over/under Kim Jong-Un actually being dead?
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never
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
RF is now friends with Mike E
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
We are now enforcing FastPass times for anyone planning on ever visiting us.
No coming in after the end of your window.
And now I’m even happier I don’t work a FastPass attraction.
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People are going to lose their shit.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
And there’s going to be even more of a need for planning.
Lines will get shorter, though.
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Shorter lines is a good thing. Need to make sure to make it very clear on the FastPass tix that they will expire.
I only ever really used FastPasses heavily at Magic Kingdom. You can conceivably see that park in about half a day if you properly structure your path.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
The fine print on the back says they won't be accepted early. They need to have it say they won't be accepted late.
People don’t understand why they can’t come in early, though. It’s amazing.
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Oh constantly.
Because that’s always been the rule. The fine print on the back says nothing about coming late, we tell guests they can come back whenever they want, and are trained to take them late. So for years now, FastPasses have been about getting a pass, and then coming back whenever in the day after it’s turned good.
IN THEORY there is nothing wrong with that, because FastPass is about allowing guests to choose to do other things for a shorter wait time, and so all the complicated formulas about how many FPs to hand out for how many people will be in the park and what-not is based on a % of the people on the attraction being FP holders. So, if those people come late, than it was made up for by stand by people getting on faster earlier.
Problem is, stand by people getting on faster than they should are less happy than stand by people getting on later because of an influx of expired FPs are mad. Enforcing the end time replaces justified anger with unjustified anger, and will also help keep lines shorter by causing a lot of wasted FPs.
Anyway, yes, people come late a lot. When I worked Peter Pan, I’d say people came late about as often as they came on time. When I was in the parks I came late constantly. I’d get a FP with plans only extending as far as “I’ll use it when I’m back over here,” whether that was two hours of five hours.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
this is a lot of words
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 2:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Under the old rules, it made sense to grab an FP at every ride you passed that had one, as a hedge against future wait times.
Sounds like that won’t work anymore, but it will help out the normal line guests.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
straight up got mauled by a cougar
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And he thought to himself "Aw mannnn, gotta get away from the bearrrr"
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Last time that happened to me, I couldn't walk for rwo days.
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colonialbob
And he punched that couger in the face!
GET OUTTA HERE KITTY CAT. BEAT IT!
I got something for you, wolf. It’s a KICK FROM THE BUFFALOOOOOOOO
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Tried to cross the river
ha ha, ain’t gonna happen!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Keep the baby afloat!
GOOD JOB!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
and step on your foot.
don’t wake up!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Guy says I don't need you buffalo, I got this, it's just a deer.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
they were hunting, and one guy was loud
the buffalo scattered.
he kicked him in the knee, knocked him to the ground
started a big thing and punched him right in the mouth
he tackled the other guy, not sure why!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
it's cheaper than adoption!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE BE LEGIT DAT COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcNIgv3XAYs&feature=player_embedded
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Is Wiig hot?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
she's allright...wouldn't throw her out of bed
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I got made fun of by these douchebags at work for saying I enjoyed Bridesmaids.
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colonialbob
I liked it.
Then again, I loved Legally Blonde.
Come at me, bros.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It was a smelly butt.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I liked both.
But those guys were douches yet I’m pretty sure they’ve never seen a woman naked. So there’s that.
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colonialbob
This is like a giant I know that feel, bro come to life.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Legally Blonde is money.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And I'll raise you a Miss Congeniality.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Liked Bridesmaids. Hated Legally Blonde.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Would you guys believe that with as much alcohol nicotine and drugs that I've abused my body with...
That I’m the only volunteer at my work with healthy enough blood to donate? WTF, America.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 12:58 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
apparently
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 1:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm somewhat disappointed in you
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colonialbob
lol
SEC Football Updates @SECfootball
“The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.” -Steve Spurrier on Auburn dorm fire which destroyed 20 books
by octoberty on Feb 10, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
That's great
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh yes, Spurrier.
YES!
/Marv Albert
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I do a pretty good Marv Albert impression
minus the sexual harassment.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I want you to sing a song in Marv Albert voice.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I thought it was actual sexual assault.
Didn’t he bite a hooker?
YES!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't think it was a hooker.
I could be wrong, though.
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colonialbob
x
Albert became the focus of a media frenzy in 1997, when he went on trial for felony charges of forcible sodomy.10 A 42-year-old woman named Vanessa Perhach11 accused Albert of throwing her on a bed, biting her, and forcing her to perform oral sex after a February 12, 1997 argument in his Pentagon City hotel room. DNA testing linked Albert to genetic material taken from the bite marks and from semen in Perhach’s underwear.12 During the trial, testimony was presented from another woman, Patricia Masden, who told the jury that Albert had bitten her on two different occasions in 1993 and 1994 in Miami and Dallas hotels, which she viewed as unwanted sexual advances.13 Masden claimed that in Dallas, Albert called her to his hotel room to help him send a fax, only for her to find him wearing “white panties and garter belt”, where he then asked her to “serve him up a facial”.14 Albert maintained that Perhach had requested that he bite her, and that she only pressed charges as revenge for his asking her to bring another man into their sexual affair. He described the recorded conversation of hers with the police on the night of the incident “an Academy Award performance”.11 After tests proved that the bite marks were his, he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and battery charges, while the sodomy charge was dropped.1015 Albert was given a 12-month suspended sentence,16 and that charge was dropped after a year.17 In another case, Perhach had been accused of making phone threats, but with defense by David Benowitz, the prosecution dropped the case and the Superior Court judge dismissed the charges.
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colonialbob
Albert requested the Devil's Threeway?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Sounds like it.
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colonialbob
Public shame and humiliation?
YES!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I whip out the "YES!" all the time in casual conversation.
I actually taught my daughter to do it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Haha. I don't do it as much as I should.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I guess I shouldn't yell out "SERVES UP THE FACIAL" at the tailgate.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
should be some of these chants from section 206
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
"A SPEC-TACULAR MOVE"
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
By the way, none of us will beat this guy in Marv Albert impersonation:
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
"FROM DOWN-TOWN"
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
He's a volume shooter, but he caught fire there.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
hahahahahahahahahaha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
hahahaha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
What the fuck
is quantum foam and brane? That shit is beyond it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
same vein
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm with you. This doesn't seem very scientific.
Plus, the universe is only 5,000 years old.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I'm not going to go all Ancient Aliens Guy on everyone
But damn.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Bastards stealin' ma golds!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
They're the basis for the Leprechaun as a mythological creature.
Everybody saw the Leprechaun say “yeah!”
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
YES!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'M GONNA RUN A BACK HOE AND UPROOT THAT TREE
I WANNA KNOW WHERE THA GOLD IS.
I WANT THA GOLD
GIVE ME THA GOLD
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
This elf flute is an old family relic.
thousands of years old, passed down by my granddad…
..who was Irish.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
i love this gif
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
its easily one of my favs
behind GTFO.gif but on par with gtfo.gif nope.avi.gif
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
the vander memes are awesome as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
You are correct, sir!
laughingedmcmahon.jpg
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
The part about the galaxy so big it shouldn't exist is insane.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
I think the more insane part is that it may not actually even exist anymore.
But we might not know that for 13 billion years.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is related and also cray
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I AIN'T STEPPIN OUTTA SHIT, ALL MY PAPER'S LEGIT.
/Suburban White Teenager
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
truf
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 1:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
staying in east texas this weekend
hmmm to go for a double feature @ movies or late night tf2 ?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Find Aquaman....do a fanpost on it.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
lol
is such a thing even possible?
yes.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
That search would not be difficult unless I made it so.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Aqua is on the lamb!
No, I spelled it right…he’s just sick.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
So, what I thought would happen, has happened.
My low sugar/low sodium diet/cleanse that I have been on for the past month has completely screwed up my tastebuds. I ate Chipotle for the first time in a couple of weeks last night, then followed it up with a fresh jalapeno and cream cheese hamburger from a bar. I can’t really taste anything today.
I’m beginning to think my wife is trolling me.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Salt is something I'm not willing to trade.
If I’m eating healthy and not having red meat and fried foods and whatnot, goddamnit those vegetables are going to taste like something.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, I agree. I didn't think I could handle this mess.
Surprisingly, though, the prepared meals are not horrible. The dude uses tons of spices to add flavor, just low sodium. The downside, of course, is that EVERY OTHER RESTAURANT IN THE WORLD USES TONS OF SALT. Screws with my amazing palate (that’s right, it’s amazing).
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
Dont know if this book is any good
but it is free on Kindle for a few days. It is a novel about the Bobby Thompson homer in 1951
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
I hear tell the Giants may have won a pennant that year or some such.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
Shakira right now, or Britney Spears in her prime?
Shakira.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 1:46 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
You're losing your edge, dude.
Shakira, easily. The hips…the moves…good grief…
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
you can't act like Toxic Britney isn't a competitor.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 1:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It's not an act
It’s really not even a decision so much as the answer is slapping you in the face with each hip shake.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
Watch "Loca"
And try not to Yuuup! in your pants.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 1:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
no it's the one where she rides a motorcycle in skin tight pants/gets wet in a fountain and in the ocean
Oh and she shakes DAT ASS
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 1:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Even my wife has a crush on her.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
shakira
and its not close
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
you misspelled Yuuup!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 1:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I"m taking Britney in her prime.
Because of the bragging.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And then Justin Timberlake and I could have something to talk about.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
If I have a conversation with JT,
Britney is not brought up. Biel, on the other hand, would be brought up in great detail.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Britney Prime was better.
I’m going there, but I’ll steer her onto the right path this time.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
"The Right Path"
A weird nickname for your member, but definitely original.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to use that from now on.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
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"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
@philkid @schultzy
tf2 tonight?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions
Knowing what you know now...
Would you rather A. Live the life you currently have now or B. Go back and live your high school days?
High School.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 2:10 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Live my life as-is.
My only major regret is not playing football in college. But that would have caused me to miss meeting my current wife, who is probably the only person in the world who would tolerate my particular brand of shenanigoats.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
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