OT II its f'n friday, man.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:04 PM CST
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fun facts about nolan ryans cattle ranch:
- Our program is open to all breeds of beef cattle. We accept and prefer cattle with visible signs of Bos Indicus influence. Dairy breeds are excluded.
- All cattle must be fed a high concentrate grain-based ration for a minimum of 100 days prior to slaughter. The average grain consumption must equal 50% or more of the ration during the 100 days prior to slaughter.
- Cattle will not be fed any feed additive that is both classified by the FDA as an "antibiotic" and is used solely for growth promotion purposes during the last 100 days they are fed in confinement prior to slaughter. Furthermore, cattle cannot receive an injection of an antibiotic during the last 100 days prior to slaughter. All cattle that have received an antibiotic injection during the last 100 days prior to slaughter must be removed from the shipment to the packinghouse or identified with a medical tag that can easily be identified at the packinghouse. These cattle will be excluded from the program.
- Cattle will receive a minimum oral dose of 75,000 I.U.'s of Vitamin E prior to slaughter.
- Cattle cannot receive a growth-stimulating hormone implant within 100 days prior to slaughter.
- Cattle cannot be fed corn products found to contain Aflatoxin exceeding recommended levels set forth by USDA.
- Only steers and heifers are eligible for this program.
- Cattle cannot be fed any meat or bone meal products prohibited by the Food and Drug Administration and/or USDA.
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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:10 PM CST reply actions
Talk about a dead thread...
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
I bail out when they get too big
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
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We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
by Rodney on Feb 10, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
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"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
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"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
/Max
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
This worked out well
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I greened the rest of it for you...well except for "i." someone else didn't rec that letter.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
This is beautiful.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
what if none of those things?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
then you will listen to reggae music and like it
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
would if we do like it?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
dammmnit type fail nevermind
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Go to thin line film fest
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 10, 2012 2:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
wonder why they give them all that Vitamin E just before slaughter?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
"fed in confinement" means feedlots
those places are as depressing as they are disgusting…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
my crazy friend says it's wrong to eat meat
has your friend ever heard of “The Food Chain,” Billy?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Surely they don't expect us to eat this tripe!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Eh?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
don't kid yourself, Billy
if a cow ever got the chance, he’d kill you and everyone you care about!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
X
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 10, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
you're a fucking Simpsons screenshot library, dude
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
good point
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah
you spend enough time letting the Simpsons raise you, at some point everything in life becomes a simpsons reference.
Simpsons did it!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
simpsons episode
it’s a documentary the students watch in class
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 10, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Ah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
To make the blood slide out easier?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I don't see how that would happen.
I wonder if it’s for the benefit of the people eating them? I’m wondering about it, too.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
...
Research initiated at the University of Wisconsin in the late 1980s found that vitamin E from increased supplementation levels, fed before slaughter, is incorporated in the muscle and delays the oxidation of muscle pigments.
Makes the meat look better longer, apparently.
That makes a ton of sense.
It’s going to prevent oxidative radicals beyond just pigment as well, so that’s not the worst thing.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
I'm a-goin Mike E huntin'!
YeeeeeeHawwww!
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
b, c, and e
ALSO!
Got my final check today!
Got my new hire package today!
Start Monday!
(hope license transfer happens Monday too)
TWC finna be busy Monday with labor violation reports x 3 people.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I really want to find this comic.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
People in Hell want ice water.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And Pinhead.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
i want to frame it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
tempted
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
i really am tempted to get the near mint one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
if i collected i might
now i just dont want to pay to have it shipped lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
wait
its 2$ for shipping lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
yeah i assumed it would be more
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Swimming shorts, you mean?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
this deserves to be seen in its full picture glory
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
im actually thinking of picking up a few of them and framing them
mainly the state fair one but still
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
it's funny that all those guys who are on the cover, all muscled up carton-style, did 'roids
is that Caminiti at the bottom? Kinda random…
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
cocaine is a helluva drug
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Name the Dead Guy!!!
Oh, not a fun game to you guys? Muh-bad.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Looks like they have a lot of them.
May have to fill in some of my other older comic gaps as well.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
I don't like the "can't drink anymore" part
Otherwise that is my selection
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 10, 2012 2:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions
"can't drink anymore"
Is only when I run out of alcohol
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 10, 2012 2:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh
So I can like you again now?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
You couldn't?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 10, 2012 2:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That poll sucks. This thread is dead.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I tried to scan the night thread last night (unsuccessfully)
and saw that y’all played Risk. You or anybody else up for it later this afternoon?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Great
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
I can play later tonight if you guys are still around.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
What time?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
no baseball news.. no celebrity news.. no recent scandals..
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:20 PM CST reply actions
!!!!
Alex Avila told ESPN’s Karl Ravech that teammate Miguel Cabrera has lost 25 pounds over the offseason.
GG here we come…
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
that mother fucker is going to suck so much fucking dick at 3rd base
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
And eff this MF'er too
Allen Craig (knee surgery) has yet to begin running or swinging a bat.
Craig had surgery in late November to have screws inserted into his right knee and is still strengthening his atrophied right quad.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I hope he contracts tetanus
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
Only 75 pounds to go...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
He's in the best shape of his life!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Why in the hell would I go back and live my high school years again?
To relive the awkwardness of losing my virginity or be forced back through having to pass college?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I sometimes have dreams that I am back in high school, but I know all of the stuff I know now.
It’s cool until class starts. Then I end up like benmor.
Two variants for me. The one above
and the one where I’m me but somehow have a missing credit and have to take one class. In the second one, I almost always eventually remember that nobody cares about my high school diploma and then I just walk out.
Because high school fucking ruled...
And I’m sure the way you fuck now isn’t much different than when you lost your virginity. Confusion for you, disappointment for her.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 2:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions 1 recs
You're gonna have to go lower with that blow....
……lower…..loooower……
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I was more of the Jeremy London character.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 2:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Raiders fans think that Huff and maybe Rolando McClain get cut by the new GM.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Are you Benji or the other one?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
It was a twin pun...
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Ah. I see.
No. He hasn’t taken over my account. He has his VERY OWN!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
anyone ever eat pizza from here?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:35 PM CST reply actions
benji? suggedted it on here a while back
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
dang
someone did
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
I've been there. It's ok. Good not great.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
or tacos from here?
http://www.fuelcity-tacos.com/home.htm
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
i know witt has
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
I've heard many good things
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
If you haven't been to Fuel City, you should go today.
It’s an experience even without the tacos, but they are actually really good tacos. The Pastor is my favorite.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
hmmmmmmm what is with the experience? someone trying to shank me?
do they have a moat? i have to cross a moat dont i…. dammit.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
It's a broad cross-section of Dallas.
Rich, poor, black, white, Hispanic….all collected in one place for great tacos. There is also a great beer selection for a convenience store.
They also have some Longhorn cattle in the pasture next door. There’s a great view of downtown Dallas. There is a shallow pool that they sometimes hire attractive girls to hang out in during the day on the weekends.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
this sounds... interesting.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
And they have a little picnic area, but most people just order the tacos and eat them on the back of their cars/trucks.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Taquria El Si Hay
is better, and a cooler experience imho (try the green sauce)
http://www.yelp.com/biz/taqueria-el-si-hay-dallas
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
Freakin' delicious
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
eaten there once
good tacos, my friend almost got his ass kicked there though b/c he was drunk and mouthing off to people he shouldnt have been
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
It's awesome. Great crust and very high quality toppings.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Ate there for lunch today
Sat next to a guy that I’m pretty sure is in the Rangers ownership group.
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 2:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Didn't talk to him.
Was a portly white gentleman in his 40-50’s wearing a Rangers WS polo and talking about avoiding arb with Cruz/Andrud, so he fit the bill
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 2:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
it was Buddy Smokes
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't talk to him.
Was a portly white gentleman in his 40-50’s wearing a Rangers WS polo and talking about avoiding arb with Cruz/Elvis, so he fit the bill
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 2:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nolan Ryan doesn't do Neapolitan pizza you fool.
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 2:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's very good. Best Neapolitan pizza place in DFW by a mile.
It kicks the shit out of Dough Pizzeria. Dough’s crust is too firm and they don’t get a good char. Plus, they charge even higher prices than ICR.
Cavalli’s is barely worth mentioning.
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 3:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ackley for 3 trips to Il Cane Rosso?
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 3:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Was trying to figure out why you wanted Taveras all of a sudden.
Remembered that KG released his Cards future shock today and…he’s a 5-star and ranked above Martinez.
Bahahahahahaha Tyler.
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 4:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
am i the only one who doesnt get it w/ martinez?
i have yet to see someone who says that he is going to stick as a starter.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
I was already mad about it, before today. Just topped it off.
The more I read about him and Bundy the more I hate you.
Whoops. Told you.
Y’all want 5 star prospects, holla at me because I’m running 8 deep.
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 4:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
"I'm running 8 deep..."
-Taylor Swift
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 4:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
ill have to check it out
soon
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
I eat there from time to time
good pizza, have to eat it there b/c it doesn’t travel welll. They charge $15 for what is roughly the size of a domino’s medium and it has a thin crust so you will probably eat one pie yourself. It si good, but it’s not god’s gift to pizza like some would have you believe
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
what area of uptown do you live?
im moving march 15 down here
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Farmer's market area actually
condo building on Canton and 75
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
My favorite
pizza in Dallas. Go there, it is awesome.
Fireside pies is second, but they’re very different.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 10, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
I like that place! and picassos!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
and pastazios and campizis and eatzis and ifratellis
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
So I think I'm taking a tour tomorrow
I thought you guys didn’t serve beer, where do people use the coupons?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
Well you buy a glass and tour
and we give away 3 beers to each person.
Just what we have to do under the circumstances under the law.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 10, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
How much is it?
My friend is venturing into homebrews and wanted to do a tour.
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 3:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
$10 I think
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
really?
whats your top 5 things in dallas?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't mean that literally.
But top pizzas? Cane Rosso is probably best, then Grimaldi’s and Fireside Pies….not sure about the other two spots.
heh top 5 pizzas is what i meant
sorry
i will settle for 3! haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
deal.
what about top 3 brunches in dallas?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
brunch is dumb
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Blue Mesa
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 4:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Kirby's Woodfire Grill is solid.
Best standard french toast I’ve ever had.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
i like Grimaldis
and Mr. Gattis
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef
never have though
mango habanero bratwurst from the grocery store.. best things EVER
not nolan ryans brand though
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Poblano/cheddar Angus burgers on the grill tonight
yummy
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
u ever go to united marketstreet?
they have a blue cheese patti burger that is to die for… about 90 seconds each side on a hot ass grill.. perfection
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
No, but I love blue cheese burgers too
Some Kroger’s have good, tweaked up burgers.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
I find no discernable difference between that and the store brand beef.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Please re-read what you just wrote.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Now that you are aware, you have been immortalized.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
A's & O's still interested in Koji
Can we get some real teams up in here please?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
or just give us something decent in return
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Let's talk about NBA 2K12
and how the computer is a cheese-machine.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I'll just link this
but funny
http://fails.failblog.org/2012/02/03/epic-fail-irl-food-fails/
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Nice. Truth in advertising.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Centennial is closing 12 DFW locations
Who sheds a tear first, IANF or TDT???
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
i shop at sigels... and i doubt that centennial on inwood/beltine is being shut down.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
RF shops at majestic
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
what does ABV mean
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Alcohol by Volume, I believe.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
oh... ive only drank twice in the last 3 weeks...
im trying to dry out for a while.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Higher than Witt's Double IPA.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
not from mine
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
I'm a Buckeye Cutrate man myself.
Don’t know if that’s a chain, though.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
it is
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
All downhill once they ousted my grandpa as President
A burden should never be something out of your control.
iknowright?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
That was the gravy train
I had season tickets to every Dallas sports team for about nine years courtesy of Miller, Coors, and company.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
do what?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Goody Goody
The best…always and forever. When I walk in there, I automatically begin singing Savage Garden’s “Truly Madly Deeply”.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
i like sigels because a 1.75 of smirnoff vodka is always 18.99
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
like you read my mind
I go to river liquor when I want to slum
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Spec's > Goody Goody
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
apparently.. i might head over there.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
there’s a Goody Goody up where my parents live, so I’m familiar with them. Apparently the two organizations respect each other quite a bit and that’s part of the reason why it took so long for Spec’s to move into D/FW.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Do you know what changed it?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
Someone on the Spec's side?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
I'm hearing more and more things Spec's
Good things….mazel mazel
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
I should be paid for the amount of free good pub I give them.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Screw that
Just ask for a discount
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Hah, that'd work.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
For alcohol alone
I don’t think it matters.
Spec’s wins in the “other shit” department hands down though.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Disagree.
If for no other reason than the Spec’s I’ve been to have much more knowledgeable people to go along with their immense selection.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Also,
I’ve found that Spec’s has a bigger selection, but I know that’s in large part due to the awesome one that I’m next to.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Normal specs are nowhere near the huge one in Houston
In my experience, a regular GG and a regular Spec’s are almost identical except that Spec’s tend to have greater food stuffs and some GG don’t have the beer selection.
For my needs (liquor and wine), there really isn’t a great difference between the two.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
the beer is what I was mainly referring to, here. The wine selection at both places is so immense that it’s hard to figure out which is bigger.
I still think the guys at Spec’s are more knowledgeable about their selection, though.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Some are ok.
Some are lacking.
I love the prices for liquor and wine at GG though. Does Spec’s price match? I can’t recall.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure if they price match,
but I generally know the prices of the stuff I’m buying and they are almost always the cheapest. Their coffee is a great, great deal. As are their cigars.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
This is the exact reason I love my GG
I generally know the prices of the stuff I’m buying and they are almost always the cheapest.
I’ve yet to find my liquors cheaper than at the GG near me. Other GGs in the area don’t even get as low as mine from what I can tell.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
i need to stop by GG later today actually
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Same.
Enchiladas tonight for dinner. This means I get the tequila purchaser role after work.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
What type of liquor do you buy?
The exception to this is Scotch, which I’m still getting into and there are seemingly an endless number to choose from. And Spec’s seems to always have different ones on sale.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Sailor Jerry is my most favorite thing ever.
$18 for a 1.75
Other than that I usually get some cheap vodka and tequila. Every once in a while I can get some good tequila on sale. The wife to be likes whiskey but that stuff gets up there in price for anything decent so we don’t get that very often.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, yeah.
Don’t price the session type stuff.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Only steers and heifers are eligible for this program.
what else is there?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
I dont know? Is it like college for cows?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
so it is males who have been castrated
and females who haven’t given birth
doesn’t seem fair
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
there are also bulls and cows
steers are castrated male bulls, cows are adult females who have had a calf, heifers never had babies
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
A lot of cattleman call young, first calf cows first calf heifers.
Even though they already had a calf. Usually not called a cow until they have their 2nd calf.
disagree.. coors original shits are the worst.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Yikes.
Pair that with Cici’s Pizza and you might shit out your stomach.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 10, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
coors original and fuzzys taco tuesday = dulcolax 'splosion
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Spicy Thai
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
buffalo wing
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Long John Silver's
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Cheesy Blasters
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I need a new sig.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Allow me to quote Max's sig for you
“You’re failing, jam, what is it with you and failure?”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
/Taylor Swift, pointing at herself.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
*pointing as her butt
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 3:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
/bob talking about his next meal
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I never thanked you for my new sig.
Thank you, jam!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
cheap joke
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
I'm nothing if not a cheap joke
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Pizza + Wings.
I literally fear for my sanity if I go to eat with a girl at a place like that, and things start to go well.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
What would be your reaction if the girl was giving you a blowey..
And just as your about to ejaculate, you shit everywhere.
Would you laugh?
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 10, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
I would probably apologize thousands of times as I quickly grabbed my clothes and ran for the door.
I would then get in my car and cry harder than I would at any funeral as I floor it to drive home.
To top it all off, I would continue crying as I shower away the shit and sorrow, knowing that one could never truly get rid of the stench that is regret.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
But if she agrees to a 2nd date it's true love.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 3:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
One of my best friends got married
one of the defining moments of their relationship was him clogging the toilet at her parents house, shit getting on the floor, and then him standing there while she and her mother cleaned it up.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Now that is love.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
He doesn't really cry
but according to him, that was about the most he has ever wanted to in his life.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah, I can't even imagine how I would react to a situation like that.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
My wife clogs the toilet every once in a while
(seriously, is it all women that use WAAAAAAAY too much toilet paper?!)
and she is not even comfortable with me fixing it even if it is just pee.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
In our guest bathroom, I have pretty much figured out how much TP the toilet can take.
If I need to go over that amount, I have to flush twice.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
that's a great story
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
BEEN THERE.
One of the reasons I hate shitting in other people’s homes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I absolutely refuse to do so
unless it is DEFCON5 level emergency.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Shhhhh, let him go.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
he was born after War Games came out
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Waitress!
Yes, I would like a bottle of your freshest wine.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
carlos and rossi jugged grape wine for you suicide prince
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
just watched that the other night
classic
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hah.
Been there.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Have we discussed Posnanski's "Four Your Soul" Hypothetical?
http://joeposnanski.si.com/2012/02/07/for-your-soul/
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Briefly, but before he posted all the rules.
I’m still sticking with 99-00 Pedro Martinez.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't see the second part of that proposal
That JLD got to pick opponent and venue.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
I'm guessing that Pedro is a decent bet even against the '27 Yankees in Yankee Stadium.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Heh,
they would never have seen his stuff before. Can you imagine their reaction?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
Half* of them would be offended somebody not white was throwing them the ball.
*this may be an exaggeration
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
That's what I was thinking.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Set up
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking Bolt - 100m is the safest bet.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
But what if the Devil brings in a roided up Ben Johnson?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
usain bolt still wins that race
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
I'm ok with that.
I’d be more concerned vs. Greene with a headwind.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
There is zero chance that little twat could operate a crossbow
much less hit a moving target with it.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
great comment
The only logical reason for picking anyone other than Ester Vergeer in Women’s Wheelchair Tennis is having never heard of Esther Vergeer. 444 match winning streak. All surfaces; all possible opponents.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Not bad looking either...
Has apparently posed nude in the wheelchair for ESPN.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Look at the wheels on that thing.
HHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
idiots.
Derek Jeter, ’99 – .349 BA, .552 SLG, .989 OPS and can hit in any ballpark
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Unless their name was Barry Bonds or Babe Ruth, you cannot justify taking a position player in this game.
And even then, the devil would just pitch around. That commenter fails at life.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
i know!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
the devil responds with something like
Christy Mathewson, 1908 (1.26 FIP + deadball)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
more stupidity
Too Easy….1980 US Olympic Hockey that team can beat anyone anywhere anytime they were a fine oiled machine at the olympics
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
Ooof.
I was thinking about Dreamteam
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
its teams only
but i cant imagine that the 80 US team playing vs a mid 90s goalkeeper (Hašek + his huge pads and a defensive team) would win.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Dreamteam actually makes some sense.
But it’s individuals only.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
xx
David Ortiz, 2004 ALCS. If Mariano couldn’t stop him nobody could.
next comment:
JLD outlaws steroids. Ortiz is now a minor leaguer
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
What about a PK, and just take Ballack or Ronaldo or (sigh) Gerrard or any extremely reliable penalty taker
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
ehhh
So basically, you get first choice of athlete and sport. The JLD then gets second choice of athlete but gets to pick venue and setup.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
But could you say Jordan 1-on-1?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Somebody did
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
So why not Lampard 1-on-1?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Tons of people you could pick
But he’s going to pick crappy conditions and some awesome keeper that makes it the odds still in your favor, but not as great as you’d like.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
or like a 1960s ball, vs best GK of the 60s in the rain on a horrible pitch
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
john terry
sigh
…
tear
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
kill me
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 10, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
Way to kick me when I'm down.
Keep it up and I’ll post the current table.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
i will come to your aid with:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
fucking Messi
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
fuckin insane
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Brilliant.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
So much rage
whenever I see a player kick the ball after an offsides I immediately want him sent off.
was shitty.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
you would only get jordan + basketball
In other words, if you choose Michael Jordan and a 5-on-5 basketball game (as most people would), he cannot say: "OK, well, then I want it to be a three-point shooting contest with Larry Bird." That’s breaking the rules — the JLD is not allowed to change the fundamental game itself. If you choose Michael Jordan and team basketball, the JLD has to have a basketball game (with each player having four teammates of precisely equal skill). But he can set it so that the other team gets Larry Bird and the game is played in the old Boston Garden.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
If you choose Jordan in a basketball game
I’m choosing Russell’s Celtics in the Garden.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yeah
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
Shit, Jordan would destroy those guys.
You could throw the 2012 Miami Heat out there and Jordan would eviscerate them for the pleasure of it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
its only 1 player + replacement team
vs 1 player + replacement team
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Right, I'm just thinking through what Jordan would do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
idk
kacey jones and havlicek were phenomenal defenders and hondo/russell had some ridiculous stamina and russells desire to win is as much or more than jordans
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
Devil only gets one choice of player.
So, you get Russell, but the rest of the teams are filled equally.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
well to be fair
you would only get russell + 4 replacement players @ garden
but still
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Give me Wilt, then.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This seems smarter to me
Maybe Shaq in his prime.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Arvydas Sabonis, on the theory that a prime Sabonis is superior to Wilt Chamberlain. You can’t guard MJ unless you’re playing someone at his position. So you need someone who MJ can’t guard, and if you’re doing that you might as well go with a huge center. The average center opposing him won’t be able to do anything with him. And on average, he’ll get more points than Michael as the focus of the offense, because he’s shooting from closer to the basket.
I’m sentimental about Sabonis but the same basic theory works for Chamberlain, Abdul Jabbar, McHale, probably Malone. Any of the great post scorers.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
You have to be shitting me that someone thinks Sabonis is better than Wilt.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah,
even accounting for the fact that Sabonis is underrated, I don’t buy it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
i think the assumption is that a HEALTHY Sabonis is better?
there are ppl out there who think wilt was overrated and who think that Sabonis was WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY underrated
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Because he spent so much time in Europe.
And didn’t come over here until his career was almost over.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yeah
its somewhat valid
quick google:
Arvydas Sabonis meanwhile is quite an anomaly. We never had the chance to see him play in his prime back in the 80s. When he jumped into the NBA at age 31 in 1995, he averaged 23.6 points and over 10 rebounds in the playoffs. The thing about him is that he did all those fantastic things right after several injuries during his younger years. He’s also one of the few who can hold his own against a prime Shaq and he did all of that when he was 35.
In his younger years, Sabonis was an athletic freak gifted with a pinpoint passing ability, superb handles, and decent outside shooting. Skillwise, he might be the greatest player over 7’3.
FYI i think the easiest answer when it comes to centers is shaq in his prime, but thats me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
sabonis vs david robinson
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
from insidehoops board
f his injuries never happened, Sabonis could have been in the conversation in his prime, but that player never existed because when he had the experience his legs were long gone.
That said, I don’t see him becoming THAT great as he lacked the right work ethic to do so.
…yeah because YOU would know.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
later on (this was in dec 08)
Any Euro team if they played in the NBA would be a last place team. Everything I have seen of Sabonis reminds me of Dirk just bigger. And noone calls Dirk a top 5 anything Sabonis was some S***
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
I have heard both of these things
but I don’t know that I’ve ever heard Sabonis > Wilt.
Wonder if Dream would make it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
i dont think so in this situation
not like he is going against uberathletic bigs…he is going against replacement level players.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
i agree with you
totally
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Watching Hakeem in his prime was the best basketballing I've ever seen.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
ok best one i have seen is
Alexandr Karelin in Greco-Roman wrestling.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
best as in most likely to win
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Nadal on clay.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You don't get to pick surface, just player.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
the response on his site was
rod larver, mid 60s on grass + mid 60s wood rackets.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Laver
And yeah, the wooden rackets thing is why I’m avoiding tennis players.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
thanks!
yeah tennis = good idea
but if you pick laver, he responds w/ nadal + clay
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Kim Jong-il did shoot a 38 under par on a regulation golf course once. Add in a likely connection to the Devil & that could be an interesting choice.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
Winner.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
DPS = Department of Preposterous Slowness
It took me an hour and 45 minutes to get my license renewed today. At least I will be able to renew online next time.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I've always had geat luck at city hall in downtown dallas
best DMV there is
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
There is one across the street from my office in Austin.
So I just walked over there. Fortunately, they are building a “Megacenter” in Pflugerville, so it will be easier on me the next time I have to go in person.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
So there will be a huge building
with even more government employees to give the same number of people shitty service? How much you want’ to bet the line is just as long
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
I'm afraid it will be, but a guy can dream.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I have to go there to take a driving test next week.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Driving test? Did you finally turn 16?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Heh, yeah.
No. Had some old ticket from Navarro County in 99 or 2000 that I probably forgot about and used as rolling paper. Came back to bite me in the ass.
20 year old TheJeezus was a dumbfuck.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
took me longer than that about a month ago
to get it. id have gotten it online but i lost the fuckin thing
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
I did my last renewal online, and they won't let you do 2 in a row online.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
god dammit jam
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
at least it wasnt red light special
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
god dammit jam
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
god dammit jam
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Don't go recording yourself while driving . . . wait OH SHIT
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
or burning your boyfriend's house down
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
One of the creep(pun intended)iest videos I have ever seen,
is the vid of Left Eye in the vehicle leading up to the fatal wreck.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
x
Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon just cannot stop shit-talking the Grammys! It started before he was nominated, when the New York Times Magazine asked him what he would do if he were so honored: "I would get up there and be like, ‘This is for my parents, because they supported me,’ because I know they would think it would be stupid of me not to go up there. But I kinda felt like going up there and being like: ‘Everyone should go home, this is ridiculous. You should not be doing this. We should not be gathering in a big room and looking at each other and pretending that this is important.’ That’s what I would say." Also: "Do you play high school basketball to get laid or for the glory? And I guess I’m a glory guy."
More recently, Vernon explained that the Grammys had asked Bon Iver to perform at the ceremony, but "We had to do a collaboration with someone else. And we just felt like it was such a large stage — we’re getting nominated for this record that we made. Me and Brian [Joseph] and a bunch of our fucking friends and we were given accolades for it, and all of a sudden we were being asked to play music that had nothing to do with that. We kind of said ‘fuck you’ a little bit, and they sort of acted like they wanted us to play, but I don’t think they wanted us to play."
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Seems like a prat.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
The collab with Kanye is starting to make more sense
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 3:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Didn't know that was happening.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
Talking about that track at the end of MBDTF
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 3:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Monster too.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Confession.
I thought Bon Iver was one dude.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
when i win an emmy
my acceptance speech will be a list of ladies in hollywood that id like to sleep with
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
And if they are in the room, will you wink and point?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i'll do a little arm pump think
indicating what will happen in the future
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Bahn Eye-ver
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I did not realize that until recently.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
me neither
i had to tweet at FP and ask him.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
you were right, though
boring as shit. Bleh.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Ofosho
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
I've yet to listen to his music, I'll check it out now
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Would any of you be able to identify a genital wart?
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 10, 2012 3:23 PM CST reply actions
Get IANF in here, stat!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
wait what?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Oh don't tell me you've never seen a genital wart.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Show it at the tailgate. I'm sure someone there will.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Does ... does Moe know about this?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
she will as soon as she has a breakout
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 10, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
What the?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
If I start a Conquer Club game, who wants to play?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sure
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nope
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Lucky you
But that pretty well makes my planned follow-up question irrelevant since you probably wouldn’t know the answer anyways.
What were you going to ask?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I was wondering if Dr. Purdie was still doing any lectures.
Or if he had went completely to the semi-retired do whatever the hell he wanted status. He was a crazy old bastard when I had him over 4 years ago but there were times then when he would get really shaky while doing a lecture.
I would much rather have chemistry discussion time than algebra discussion time,
no offense to Worley.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
A game of 4, board "Baseball"
http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=join1&submit=Join&page=1&game=10593423
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
So how do you play?
And do we just wait?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
We need to wait for 2 more players
and then it will be Risk only on a baseball field.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah I haven't played Risk in forever
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm in.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Rad.
Come on Wharton, get on this shit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah.
We’re in Round 2… I think we’re starting to figure out this board.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's Schultzy's turn assdick.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You have to take me on a trip before I put out, bitch.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Blocked at work.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
I would if I were at home.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Just got done running a drill, you guys..
Urge to kill: Rising.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
GOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
brb kitchen
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
If those guys that get to paint her naked body are not volunteers
they are the luckiest assholes in the world. Getting paid to paint a hot chicks naked body. Dear Penthouse…
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
I'd intentionally screw it up
Just so that i’d have to wash it off and do it over again.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 10, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
Just to save people the trouble of clicking.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Needs some fake cans.
Less photoshop would be nice, too. What’s with her ass? It looks like a cartoon.
I have to agree with FP
This brought her a tick down on my Alex Morgan hotness grade.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
her ass just looks like perfection
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It looks fake.
All the photoshop is making me sad, because I normally think she looks pretty goddamn hot.
agreed
moar boobz plz
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
always awesome to come across pictures like this when I'm in the school library
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I don't know, but I bet she'd look hot doing it
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Just to save people who are at work from having to stay employed.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
So here's the dilemma:
I’ve been collecting data to run in a program all week. I did a trial run with half the data earlier and it took 6 hours. Last night, I put in all the data and let it run overnight. I figured it would be done today so I set a meeting up with my boss for 2:30.
It wasn’t done today when I got in. It wasn’t going to be done at 2:30, so I moved the meeting back to 3:30. It’s at 96%. There is an option to ‘stop’ it, but I don’t know what it does. It could give me the results as is, which would probably be good enough [it’s doing 1000 iterations]. It could discard all the progress. It could pause it.
Do I risk hitting stop?
or
Do I try to delay the meeting again?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Risk hitting stop.
Blame power surge if necessary
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Delay again.
Don’t take the risk. Unless you can find someone else to explain exactly what happens when you hit stop.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Just did.
No, the only one who could is in Portugal for the foreseeable future.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Delayed till Monday.
Le fucking sigh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
What's up with such a long running time?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No idea.
The girl who showed me how to use it last week did a test run with me with 3 sets of data that took 5 minutes. 15 sets of data surprised me by taking 6 hours.
32 sets of data has been going for 21 hours now.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Has it finished yet?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No.
97%
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
What about now?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
97%.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Goddamn, it's like a watched pot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I've been watching it all afternoon
Sigh
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
What kind of porno are we talking about here?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Phylogeny Trees
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds hot.
You should let it finish.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Schindlers Fist
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 10, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
delay again
he should understand, its out of your control.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Dude Smash was awesome so far
McPhee is fucking hot.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wife recorded it, will be watching tomorrow, I think.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
U so jelly
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
But why do you make him eat your ass?
Why not have him give you oral sex?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Well, when a man is sucking your dick, he can pretend that’s something else.
When he’s eating ass, he knows it’s ass.
by Texas Jihad on Feb 10, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
If I had a choice between the electric chair and tossing a salad, I would say, "So where do I plug this in?"
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
IMA LEARN TO REEEEEEEAD
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Nicely done.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
You would say that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Another example of me knowing who it was without looking at the name.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
my wife has it on our DVR
I’m not looking forward to it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'm hoping to have work to occupy me while she watches it.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
FYI, El Grato calls Late Night LSB "work."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Unfortunately, if I'm actually logged in to our VPN from home, I can't access LSB.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Not even outside the VPN?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I can get there outside the VPN, but if I'm logged in, it closes off the external internet access for security reasons.
I used to have a work-around, but now I have to fully log off of the VPN to get back on the regular net. It makes me more productive at home, I suppose.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
That's cray cray.
I have to VPN in from home, too, and they watch that thing much more closely than even my access here at work.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i'll be reading on my kindle while its playing most likely
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I just finished two 40-page MSJ opinions.
Now I only have two to go!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I preferred the blond with the 60 rack.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
60, you say?
Future or present?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 10, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If future, is that ceiling or floor?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Tools were definitely alive and kicking.
McPhee might have a higher ceiling, but her body needs to fill out more to reach it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Because you like fatties
McPhee is a grade 55 HOT
A burden should never be something out of your control.
x
ARMS TOO BONEY, 2/10 WOULD NOT BANG
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
dumface
Also, skinnier there than she is normally, I think.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
She's battled anorexia/bulimia her whole life
A burden should never be something out of your control.
LA girls...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Oh snap, GB.
Bet you feel like an ass.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No, not really.
I don’t particularly care for how skinny she is there and would like to see her with more weight.
The redhead on White Collar is like that. She’s really, really pretty, but she’d never be the girl I’m most attracted to because sometimes she’s so skinny that it makes me sick to my stomach.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Are you planning to eat her?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No, I meant actually eat her.
Like with a fork and knife.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Which?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
McPhee or the White Collar chick?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Ah.
Yeah. Seems fairly chill, though I wonder if it’s chill or vapid at times.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, the lack of body weight makes her head look HUGE
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
i would have sex with that woman.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Fill out more?
She’s not a teenager?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
no no no
according to LSB, she’s super meh. Ridiculous
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Oh cunt that out, Loblaw.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I think she's hot as balls
but you people around here…sheesh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I think she's hot, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
While I did say that she was too skinny (and she really is)
I was generally just saying I prefer this.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I would also have sex with that woman
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
hahaha
and hit the fanfare for when I pull my pants down
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I agree.
I hope she does winnings.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Who is this?
a) she looks like a closet ginger, and b) shots from above from that angle do one thing, and one thing only: hide fatness.
Nice cans due to lack of being in shape
are not nice cans.
They are fat cans.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
two days till walking dead bitches
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
they better leave the damn farm
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
lol
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 10, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Shane just wants to get a little stanky on his hang-down, what's the big deal?
Zombies everywhere, people just pouring out of barns and shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I just want Glenn to shoot everyone except Herschel and his daughter
only so he can bang her in front of him, side boob and all.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You could live on that farm for a good long time with the farmer's daughter.
Just have to get rid of e’rybody else.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Except Daryl.
I bet he’d be cool about the whole thing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He'd just be on a 4 wheeler, shooting whatever he feels like.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
THIS!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
If I could kill any character
she would be it but Dale and Andrea would be close
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 10, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
heh its every damn episode
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
walking dead bitches?
gross
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Still need 2 people for the game.
Come on benji, come on GB, come on whoever.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Alright get on that shit.
http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=join1&submit=Join&page=1&game=10593423
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm not in it.
I don’t know why. Says I can’t join because it alreayd started.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
Weird, is it not listed in "My Games"
because it says you’re in.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Well the game should be closed
but it’s about to be GB’s turn, so I hope he can access it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm in
but confused as hell. WTF is going on.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
You have to take the batter and then take "a ball" somewhere.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Click and drag?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
Oh
It’s Schultzy’s turn.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
So can you explain to me what I just did?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You took a decent section
I probably fucked up my first at bat just taking a “home run ball”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
"If you only hold home runs you are out of the game"
A burden should never be something out of your control.
So it's a good thing I still have my pitcher
because I don’t think someone can attack it yet.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Holy Christ
I went to the doctor today for occasional night sweats and it turns out I may have lymphoma or AIDS or TB or a bunch of other horrible things. I should return to my policy of “never go to the doctor.”
Actually you should probably go to the doctor more often, I think.
Sorry about tha AIDS.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Legit Night sweats are pretty bad man.
If you’d been to Africa, malaria would be on the list, too.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, about that.
I’ve been sneaking into your apartment once a week and dousing you with warm water.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
rkelly
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
that's my Robert
always pissin on everybody. Don’t forget her hair!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
drip drip drip
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
It's been a lot more work than I originally anticipated.
I hope to farm it out, but Benji’s servants were already busy shining the pennies in his loafers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, that sounds like the legit version.
It’s a symptom for a variety of things, but none that I can think off the top of my head are very good…especially for recurring. Could be a weird recurring dream…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
The only recurring dreams I have are generally zombie apocalypse dreams...
….which TRUST ME, are anything but weird or negative. It’s generally more awesome than you can imagine.
But yeah, he said it would be concerning if it was a 7 day a week thing – I’m more like once a week.
I had them crazy bad when I got Rocky Mountain spotted fever
Really, there’s a bajillion reasons why you could be having them. I’d put my money on stress or an infecriin.infection
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 3:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This infecriin business sounds serious.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Fancy name for ricin exposure.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 4:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Fancy name for ricin exposure.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 4:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's pretty terrible.
Did they just plug your symptoms into WebMD and tell you what was on the screen?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Ha
He actually said, “If you google ‘night sweats,’ you probably realized it returns like 1000 possible causes, and since you have no other symptoms, that’s what we’re going on.”
So your doctor was not Jack Z, apparently.
That’s good.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 10, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
#6doc
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
night sweats? its just alcohol withdrawal
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
make sure they test you for the Bubonic plague
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
House: LSB Edition.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Night sweats can be stress too.
I thought I was dying and had everything under the sun. Had chest x-rays and blood tests for everything, turns out I was just super stressed and freaking out over nothing.
Stress does crazy shit.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Man this is going to open a whole new can of worms.
Is FP preggers?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i think we already know the answer
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
when was the last time he was within 100 miles of you aqua?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
Probably a month ago?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
damn
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
This is why you always do a health screen on the gerbil before insertion
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 3:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He says he's not dead yet.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
and the nerdfest of quoting Monty Python begins...
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It's a fun show.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
You're not foolin' anyone, you know.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
He will be soon.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
that sucks, brochephus
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Dolphin HD is the best mobile browser around.
There, I fucking said it.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 3:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Well I certainly didn't expect that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And not in the way you like, either.
This is a punishment.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
David Carradine would get such a huge boner looking at this pic
if he were still alive, of course
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
too soon?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
never too soon to make a joke about a dude who accidentally killed himself while jerking it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
if this is how i go
I want my funeral to be jokes and jokes and jokes. And I want the Sweet Jack jingle to be played
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Done.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you should watch
World’s Greatest Dad. unknown and underrated
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
too late, in my opinion
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
dolphinpuncher
I love you
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
good because I hate myself
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 3:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
because I drafted Shane Victorino with Adam Wainwright still on the board.
Come to think of it, that should have been your draft strategy. Nothing but Adams.
Adam Jones, Adam Wainwright, Mike Adams..
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 4:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ohhh. Dammit why didn't I think of this.
8:5 Adam Eaton
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Late sleeper..15:5 Adam Dunn
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 4:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
24:5 Adam Everett
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
NOPE
chrome beta = the shit.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
but its for android 4.0 only devices at the moment i believe
also, stock browser in ICS = the bomb
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
KOK, with as much mobiling as I do, you best BELIEVE
I got dat 4.0. Gonna give it a look
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 4:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
you have a gnex?
NICE
check out chrome for android
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
HTC Rezound, pending a 4.0 update
Looks sick.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 4:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
lots of ppl think very highly of the phone (better screen than gnex)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
Holy fuck!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I don't want to click.
Describe it to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
A Saudi arab made a seemigly innocuous sweet about loving and hating certain things about his faith
and the uproar was so intense the King of Saudi Arabia called for his arrest and potential execution.
Oh well that sounds reasonable.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He escaped Saudi Arabia, but now he is going to be extradited back so that they can execute him.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
man
that shit is cray
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Word.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
no diggity
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
/Samuel L. Jackson
//Dave Chappelle
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Except there wasn't "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMM BITCH!"
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 10, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
heh
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK.
YOU AIN’T NEVA SEEN MY MOVIES?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
A MOTHERFUCKING SHARK ATE ME
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i assumed it was
the same as bud light w/more alcohol
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
I was upset last Sunday, so I planked Theodore
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
It's not planking if someone is holding you up.
It’s stunting and now you’re gay.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
he didn't need to
but I had gotten tired of waiting for a picture to be taken
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Eagles would have been worse
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
dude holding your feet
doesn’t count
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Your choice of t-shirts deems you a homo.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 10, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
I lost a bet
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Arms too skinny. Friend holding you up/Not really planking. Giants shirt. Face red from blood rush.
2/10 Would Not Bang
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
the giant shirt should make it lower than 2 really.
and yea i’m scrawny.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Elizabeth Banks is pretty hot
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I recall this
from a conversation we had a week ago or so
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
doesn't she taste like cheeseburger when you make out with her?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
gross
cheese
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Yep.
I watched Wet Hot American Summer a few months ago, and she looked pretty damn good in her bikini.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
there is supposedly going to be a sequel soon
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Yep, and with the full cast, which is amazing.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
so... moar bradley cooper gay sex
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
This time with syrup.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
So I sent a 'text i'm going to regret in the morning' last night during my birthday celebration...
But I think I might just roll with it and turn it into a lay.
hey babe
do me…hahaha…brb have 2 puke
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
99%
it will never eeeeeeeennnnnd
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
maybe in 3 more hours if you're lucky
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Occupy LSB
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
just the little brown chip thingys
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
strongly disagree
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
fuck off prick
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
just kidding... or am i?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
rye chips kick so much fuckin ass
to bad the only place you can find bags of only rye chips are gas stations and wal marts. but they’re heavenly
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
Just got a general e-mail from our campus cafeteria director
reminding us to stop by to enjoy the “Black History Month” themed lunches.
I…I don’t even know where to begin.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
fried chickin and watermelon bitches
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Chicken and waffles?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
I wish
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
That's a vicious stereotype.
Who doesn’t love waffles?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
...
Fried chicken and waffles. It’s a soul food dish.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
Right.
But who doesn’t love waffles? That’s my question.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
nazis
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Nonsense
You know this fat muthafucker loved him some waffles:
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
the Luftwaffle?!?!?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
is this thing on?!?!?
(taps mic) hello?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Idiots
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
why do they add 'at law'?
isn’t it redundant? Is there any other kind of attorney besides those practicing law?
Attorney at Bird Law
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
He's an expert on this
I read about it on his Law Blog.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
...bigtill
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yes?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 4:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
With off the chain flavors.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
had those last week!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
They serve that after 10 PM at one of the campus grills in between my office and the dorms for Juniors and Seniors.
I’m thinking of dropping by next time I’m working late.
George Washington Carved Turkey
w/ Peanut butter ice cream
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 10, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
if it aint white it aint right
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
yikes
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
For guys in Houston looking for a Valentine's idea:
http://www.chocolat-du-monde.com/
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
i got slampiece a 100.00 SWA giftcard to fly and see me next weekend.
it bette result in more blow j’s than humanly possible
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Wait
I thought you bought the ticket?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
its 100.00 gift card (round trip from tulsa to dallas is like 95 bucks)
i bought the gift card to SWA in case she couldnt make it next weekend
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
Ahhh
Well done. I question your desired goals, but well done.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
she's in Tulsa?
dude..when you come up here to visit, block off a night and we’ll go party our balls off
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
why dont you just stay w me for tailgate
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
if I get to come, I will
I’d say it’s probably 80% that I can go.Just gotta wait for The Plan™ to run its course
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Unlimited BJs for a cheapo plane ride?
That girl better not be that cheap
A burden should never be something out of your control.
shes in med school
shed rather have a burger and a beer than a cosmo and sushi
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
sushi is gross
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
okies eat cougars
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I am not an Okie
I am a displaced Texan
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
who eats bobcat stew
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i did not partake in the bobcat stew, thank you very much
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
well fuck....when the hell you moving down here then?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
just waiting for a call back.....
that might never come (sad face, trombone “whamp, whaaaaaamp” plays)
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
did you clear the tailgate yet?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Negative, Ghost Rider
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 10, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
No joke.
$100 for a bunch of BJs would be the best money I ever spent.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Seriously
That’s crazy good value for the cash.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
6 MONTHS LATER, Aqua lies in the gutter, penniless but with a big smile on his face.
“What happened to you?” his friends ask, incredulous as to his downfall.
“The BJs, man. I blew it all on getting blown. I’d do it again.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Assuming the BJs were from a reasonably attractive woman.
I’m sure you can get that price any time in certain parts of town.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
we're gonna have to define "a bunch of bjs"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
He said more than humanly possible.
I assume that’s quite a few, but I’ve obviously never given one, so I don’t know the physical limit.
What say you, Loblaw?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
lemme call your mom
HEY-O
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
That place is awesome
Don’t have anyone to spend on though
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Best chocoloate shop that I've been to in the state in terms of quality of chocolate.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
there's a Curious George story
where he goes to a chocolate factory and accidentally jacks up a machine where it’s spitting out chocolates too fast on the conveyer belt..but George saves the day by using his hands AND feet to box up the chocolates.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
nice sigs
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
thanks
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
anything more specific there?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Well that break-up took 45 seconds.
That was awkward.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
can i go to NYC in 2 weeks then?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Haha.
I just cancelled her flight. Apparently SWA only lets me use it in the name of the original ticketed person. I’ll see if I can talk around it since I paid…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
if you two go to NYC together, I expect many fanposts
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
chat girl?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
damn
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
I feel really bad. I’ve never broken it off with anyone.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
gotta do what you gotta do, man
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
good?
come to OKC and we’ll go nuts
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I just felt bad.
She felt the writing on the wall, I think.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
she probably should have
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Especially if she reads LSB.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Eh, give it a little bit of time, it will pass
It was obviously the right thing to do.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Probably better than feeling really good about it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
There have been more than a couple breakups I've felt great about....
But those girls were fucking nuts.
This was a "she's sweet and cute, but I'd be settling and need to move on" sort of thing.
So it was tough.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
She did get a trip to Vail out of it
So I don’t feel too bad
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Ah, legumophiles.
Those are the worst.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well la di da Mr. Webster.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I broke up with a long-term girlfriend (3 years) over the phone in college
I was so happy, I went on a month-long party festival. It was awesome.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
I dumped a girl in college...
…when she called me to find out when she wanted her to come to my house, have fried turkey before a football game and to meet my parents. I told her “never.”
That's your conscience
Be glad you got one. It’ll get you mad pussy in Heaven.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 4:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
DP, tell him again about the angel pussy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Right? Brain don't factor none here.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 4:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Belee dat.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
C'mon, you can put your beliefs aside for one night of legendary lay.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 4:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No I definitely would.
If it happens I’ll take it.
Just don’t think it will haha.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
You know what this means..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Indeed it is..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Yes sir, it was.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Good stuff.
We should accelerate that timeline.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
NOT PLAYING HIS GODDAMN TURN IN THE OTHER GAME.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
THE GAME IS BLOCKED ON DoD COMPUTERS, BUTTHOLE
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
THEY SHOULD ENCOURAGE WAR GAMES, PENIS BREATH.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
LISTEN I'M WITH YOU. I CAN'T CONTROL WHAT WEBSITES THEY BLOCK. THEY LEAVE LSB WORKING EVEN THOUGH I SPEND MOST MY TIME ON HERE.
BOOGER EATER
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Why you gotta hate, penile implant?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Why you gotta be rude, cum dumpster?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Hating life at work.
But tonight I’m gonna drink a beer. So, that should make things better?
How bout yourself? You hanging in there?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Oh yeah.
I’m fine. Just feel like drizzinkin
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Drink some wine.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Do you have any alcohol in your current location?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Disaronno front and center
heh
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
You should be fine..
pick your poison and have a good night!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Ugh....
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
IT'S DONE
TWENTY TWO HOURS
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Did it work?
Did you cure FP?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, I think so.
About to be done with work, so I’m just going to screw off here for about an hour.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just about done, so I'll just goof off here for about an hour, I guess.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
When you say this, it makes it sound like you work in an arcade.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Who says I don't practice arcade law?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
You'd go out of business 'cause you sorry.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I....
..don’t know yet.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
Not enough penicillin in the world to clean that up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Scientists the world over will watch it, too.
To try to figure out how you beat HIV through being awesome.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
the cure to AIDS is getting superfat, apparently
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
We all know it's sleeping around/injecting yourself with money
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
AIDS was like "Fuck it. Even I don't want to be associated with this."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Lupus woulda done it.
Lupus has no shame.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 4:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
getting ready to eat some pizza at Hideaway
so good, you guys. If we ever move from here, it might be the one thing I’ll miss from OKC
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
And the Bobcat Stew, right?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
i will not miss that
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah
haven’t been there yet, although the wife and I were talking about driving up there. About an hour away
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Buy me one
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm braising some pork ribs in like... a fruity darker beer.
Some weird smells coming from the kitchen, dudes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Who goes out in public like that?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
KEVIN!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
He doesn't look like your type.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 5:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
2/10 Would not bang
/Benji
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 5:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Fake rack, fake hair,
I’d say anything is fair game at this point.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 10, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
Upon further examination the only thing this woman has going for her is up tops.
I’d still pee in her butt.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 5:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
What about this one? I love the dude in the background doing his best Blue Steel
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 10, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
This thread died
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
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