OT III night moves
A microbrewery or craft brewer is a brewery which produces a limited amount of beer, and is associated by consumers with innovation and uniqueness.[1]
In the UK, the term has become synonymous with small scale breweries operating under the UK Progressive Beer Duty threshold of 5,000 hls. The most common products are traditional bitter ales, generally known as "Real Ale" or "Cask Ale". Breweries are often described by their production capacity or brew length, mostly ranging from 2 to 20 bbls (a brewer's barrel or bbl is 36 imperial gallons).
In the US the American Brewers Association defines a American "craft brewery" as "small, independent and traditional", and gives a production size of less than 6,000,000 US beer barrels (700,000,000 L) a year,[2] further grouping them as microbrewery: annual production less than 15,000 US beer barrels (1,800,000 L); A "brewpub" brews and sells beer on the premises. A brewpub may also be known as a microbrewery if production has a significant distribution beyond the premises - the American Brewers Association use a fixed 75% of production to determine if a company is a microbrewery.;[3] regional craft brewery: at least 50% of its volume is all malt beers.[4] A regional brewery has annual production between 15,000 US beer barrels (1,800,000 L) and 2,000,000 US beer barrels (230,000,000 L) per year. In order to be classified as a "regional craft brewery" by the brewers association, a brewery must possess "either an all-malt flagship or [have] at least 50% of its volume in either all-malt beers or in beers which use adjuncts to enhance rather than lighten flavor."[3] Of the 1,759 breweries in America, only 43 are not defined as craft brewers, and 100 not defined as either a micro or brewpub.[5]
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It's true.
There’s way too much smoke for there not to be a little fire.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Just a reader.
Eye-witness reports that he made out then went into the bathroom and had sex with some girl.
sorry
pics or video or GTFO
(there may be a video – one is being shopped, like 7 secs, idk if anyone has seen it though)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
also
quit shitting up the OT thread w/ baseball talk
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
good answer
i dont drink though
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
m1 doesnt drink?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
didnt know that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
ME TOO
PEAR LEAGUE TURNING INTO TEETOTALLER LEAGUE EVIDENTLY.
WHY DON'T YOU ASSHOLES CHECK YOUR EMAILS
YOU WERE ONE OF THE ONES ASKING FOR A YAHOO LEAGUE FORMAT BUT YOU HAVEN’T SENT ME SHIT.
EVERYONE THAT’S IN THE PEAR LEAGUE PLEASE FUCKING EMAIL ME BACK.
want to re-send the stats?
thought i could get to them via ESPN but it just takes me to the “manager has not renewed the league” page
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
No, I can view last year's league.
Stats were standard 5×5. Rosters were standard except with LF/CF/RF.
i like the individual OF fwiw
if we do anything, i would like to see saves + holds instead of just saves, but thats just me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
fuck holds
but keep saves?
i agree w/ OBP over avg
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
interesting
ok
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
i emailed you back heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
I should probably be counted in that group too.
The two or three times a year I have a little Baileys (or Cake vodka) probably don’t count.
Actually, saying two or three times a year probably overstates that a bit.
I am with good company then
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
he doesnt drink
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
and 8-9 second clip of hambone laying the pipe
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
Who the fuck hasn't done that?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 5:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Schultzy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
OH LOOK LOBLAW IS A COMEDY GENIUS
I CAN’T BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THAT
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
neither can I...took 6+ hours....
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Good thing you showed up
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
ben and skin have been talking about it all week...
they know there is a tape… they 100% know.. you can tell by the way they keep talking about it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
ben probably recorded it
while slipping Hammy drinks.
Grow the Show blah blah blah
by elvis1isking on Feb 10, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
A utility infielder
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
you dont even like baseball do you
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK
bench CF
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I hate both of you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't think he does
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I think we're all well aware that I will post something without thinking...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
your opening day CFer
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
What if you don't drink?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm not someone who has like an anti-alcohol crusade
I cook with it all the time… I’m just not someone who will drink very often.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i voted other
water
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
Sweet tea is better.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
#truth
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
You're not supposed to agree with me!
You’re supposed to be all IF YOU PUT TEA LEAVES IN WATER IT ISN’T REALLY A BEVERAGE. ENJOY YOUR LIQUIFIED PLANTS ASSHOLE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i drink real tea
loose leaf, son.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
I was just playing off the chili fights.
BTW, KLaw should be slapped in the face for disrespecting Little Kershaw like that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i know
but, i was right.
dude didnt have good stats because he has badass stuff
he had good stats because he can sequence and has feel for multiple pitches
which is what literally everyone has said about him with half a brain
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't stop Robbie Ross from being a better prospect than Leonys
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
eh maybe he believes in ross
IIRC hes never been a fan of martin
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
i love this
music video
synthesizers – butch walker & the black widows
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
So I have the place to myself this weekend
although I have to work tomorrow and Sunday.
WHAT VIDEO GAME SHOULD I PLAY BEFORE I GO TO BED WHILE I COOK FAJITAS?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
jesus christ.. thats the first thing you think about?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Well I'm happily married and I don't drink
and I have to work in the morning.
So YUUUP.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You should clean your kitchen
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
fallout new vegas
tf2
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
Argentina Orgy
Meat Orgy
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Super Mario Bros 2
The real one, not the Doki Doki Panic reskin.
Let me know how much you rage.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 5:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
did you play super meat boy?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
False
That would be I Want to be the Guy. Super Meat Boy is still incredibly hard though.
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
by TRanger on Feb 10, 2012 6:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No, but I will soon.
Kat’s dad is giving it to her.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 6:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
there is a game caleld "Super Meat Boy?"
hahahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
xx

this is my roommate in little rocks wallpaper
its hard.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha
IANF is now known as Super Meat Boy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
gin taste like a pine cone fucked a taxi cab air freshener
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
Just because you like shitty alcohol doesn't mean you have to badmouth the good shit.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Agree completely
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 10:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
My dad makes gin martinis for thanksgiving and christmas
my brother’s love them. I cannot drink them. Man they are gross
Don't exactly know why you're responding to my gin comment with Irish whiskey
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The low temp tonight here is gonna be in the single digits.
I wanna die.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Swrong with it?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 5:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
When I last looked at the weekend forecast the low was going to be in the high twenties.
Now it’s the teens. I’m glad it’s not supposed to be as cold here as in Columbia, but the teens is when I start thinking of it as truly cold.
Night Moves is the movie with underaged full frontal nudity, right?
Creeps me out.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 5:54 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Apparently pk3 is a pedo.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Melanie Griffith is very naked in it.
I saw it on HBO years ago, and suddenly BAM all of a girl’s lady parts in my face. And her breasts a few times.
Wasn’t sure who it was, so I looked it up. It was Melanie Griffith, just too young for me to recognize. So I looked up her age, and she was 18.
. . . when it came out. So. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
basically playing in the middle of the field for barca vs valencia
fabregas
xavi
thiago
messi
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
Just ate some Pizza Villa
Holy shit, this pizza is amazing.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Guess I'll make the trip
few people I know keep mentioning it. But I hate them. I’m trusting Max on this one.
If you're going all the way from Denton to that area, why go there?
Go to King’s Noodles just 2 minutes down the street from there. Fuck pizza.
i want to go there
simply for the ice bar
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Decent food. Great drinks.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 11:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Mass Effect 3 demo
pretty good. Lots of improvements to the combat, a bigger shooter type set piece level, lot more power customization. There is a mechanic where the heavier guns you carry the longer your powers take to recharge, that could be an interesting mechanic for the full game. I think it would let you just carry a pistol and go all out on power use with very little recharge time.
I also finally finished my PS3 ME2 play through a few days ago with 100% exploration/side missions/dlc/etc, ready to go for 3.
I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT ME3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
btw
Demo gets released on ps3/pc/xbox on the 14th if you want to play it, the trick I used to get it early has been shut down.
thanks for sharing with your LSB friends
:(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
About to head to Friday's in Plano for the Stars watching party. Anyone else going?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Mike E's going to use the tricks he learned from Herbie and RF
to stalk our poor Moe.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
watching from the comfort of my own couch
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 10, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck yo couch
Obvious joke is obvious
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 6:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
from simmon’s article today
EAST RESERVE GUARDS: Deron Williams, Joe Johnson
It’s been fascinating to watch Williams keep that reprehensible Nets team competitive. Nobody feels sorry for him because he ruined the last year of Jerry Sloan’s career, and for that he remains in NBA Purgatory — at least until he signs with Dallas this summer.4
4We’re all supposed to pretend this might not happen even though it’s a bigger summer lock than Michael Phelps winning a gold medal. I haven’t talked to one person “In the Know” who isn’t 100 percent convinced that Dallas is getting him. But let’s all keep pretending this isn’t true.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
well if howard leaves orlando
he leaves what, like 30mm on the table?
that is a fucking LOT of money.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
Mavs have a shit-ton of cap room coming up with just those moves
A burden should never be something out of your control.
you'll have to clear both he and haywood
probably wont re-sign terry and kidd either unless they take near the minimum.
you’ll be left really thin
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
You'd have Dirk, Deron and Dwight
they turned over the roster this year by signing a bunch of one years with just Dirk. How many people are going to want to come to play with all three?
confused
as to why they WOULDNT
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
For the next month, all I have to do in the elective I'm in...
…is watch clips from Mystery Diagnosis and turn in a presentation/paper in a month. Life is good…
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
by TRanger on Feb 10, 2012 6:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This watermelon is bullshit watermelon.
It’s slightly watermelon flavored mush.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
mad props for your celebrating Black History Month
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
how have i never heard the song
“ageispolis” by apex twin before
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
...
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Gabe
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Yeah, pretty much.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I love dubstep, but this is just damn funny
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
HOCKEY!!!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Fun to watch
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
He sent me some pretty bad offers and didn't seem to appreciate the hahahahahaha I sent back
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
this tf2 server is fantastic
i just smoked so many players, because they are shitty.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Metta is the best.
“He’s the type of guy who should wear leather pants, some nice shoes and change his fashion. You’re Jeremy Lin, for godsakes. You know what I’m saying? You know? Put down that law book, stop reading the New York Times and start reading the Daily News. Newsday, that’s the one. I like that one because there’s always color in that one. What else? Wall Street Journal. Get some swag. You’re in New York City. Put your hat to the back, too. Put your hat on backwards. Come to practice with your pants sagging and just tell them, ‘I don’t feel like practicing.’ Practice? You know? Practice? And wear an Iverson jersey. You know? Come to practice with a cigar. Lit. ‘I’m Jeremy Lin.’ You know? He should change. We’re all excited to play tonight. It’s like the first time for everybody. Everybody’s excited. Kobe’s excited. He wants to get 50. He wants to welcome Jeremy Lin to his new level.”
by sprite on Feb 10, 2012 7:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Cards against humanity is incredible, you guys
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
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"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Dude needs to reapply bandages.
That half-peeled off look is nasty.
The whiskey-bourbon conflation in that poll is an outrage.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
AY TWWBG
You got 5 hours
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
A game of Conquer Club
He’s at like 18 1/2 hours of a 24 hour limit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
JUST GOT HOME, HEADING IN NOW
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 8:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Heh. I work a very irregular schedule.
Don’t judge me
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 8:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
these games are impossible to join
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 10, 2012 8:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Lin with the spin
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That rhymes
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
and da hoesss
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 8:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I just read the morning thread
eeesh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 8:16 PM CST via Android app reply actions
We are all fat and no nothing of working out
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
chewy spree... could eat 35,000
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions
same with chewy gobstoppers
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
One of my favorites
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Knicks vs Lakers are getting chippy
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
who gives a fuck about a knicks lakers regular season game
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Linsanity
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yes I know
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I've been bouncing back and forth between this game and the Mavs game for just this reason.
Plus, I like to see the Lakers lose.
say something controversial.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
men get paid more because women have babies and arent productive
also, smokers should get paid less since they are outside all day smoking instead of inside being productive at work
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions
See we know you're just saying stuff that most people will agree about.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i hate smokers at work.. everytime you need soming they are outside fucking smoking
like its a “right”
fuck you lazy asshole.. get inside.. you dont get to take an extra hour throughout the day to be outside smokign talking on yoru cell phone bitch
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
I would just not allow smoke breaks at my employer.
There actually is quite a bit of lost productivity.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
A research conclusion from Taiwan
Results: Using a conservative estimate of excess absenteeism from work, male smokers took off an average
of 4.36 sick days and male non-smokers took off an average of 3.30 sick days. Female smokers took off
an average of 4.96 sick days and non-smoking females took off an average of 3.75 sick days. Excess
absenteeism caused by employee smoking was estimated to cost US$178 million per annum for males and
US$6 million for females at a total cost of US$184 million per annum. The time men and women spent
taking smoking breaks amounted to nine days per year and six days per year, respectively, resulting in
reduced output productivity losses of US$733 million. Increased sick leave costs due to passive smoking
were approximately US$81 million. Potential costs incurred from occupational injuries among smoking
employees were estimated to be US$34 million
A burden should never be something out of your control.
if its from taiwan we know its legit
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
Don't really know what you're getting at here :)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
All dem smart chinese people
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Also
The review also found a large number of studies that demonstrated that smokers are more costly to their employers than those employees who do not smoke.(137) The economic costs of smoking are estimated to be about $3,391 per smoker per year.
US Department of Health and Human Services
A burden should never be something out of your control.
there are compsnies that won't hire people that smoke
and st some places employees are not allowed to smoke. My eife uses the electronic cig at work
by RangerMad on Feb 10, 2012 9:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
A high-talent position I don't think it should matter
because their value conceivably exceeds the smoking cost.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I used to work a place where some of the departments gave out extra breaks to smokers.
It was astounding — and offensive — to me. People were rewarded for smoking!
Shockingly, a lot of the folks there took up smoking.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 11, 2012 7:07 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
There's a lady who just flat out leaves to smoke.
I got on to her once when i was a supervisor and she told me she is gonna do what she wants and no college kid is gonna tell her what to do.
Bitch.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
She's technically a volunteer.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
"I've worked here longer than you've been alive"
Good for you. You’re old .
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
She wasn't being paid?
Then she can do whatever she wants lol
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Well she gets benefits
If she doesn’t follow the rules, she won’t get the benefits.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Which is the only reason she is there in the first place.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
just fuck her and get it over with, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I thought recently that I was ready to stop dating super hot, dumb girls.
But I don’t think I’m ready.
Is that silly?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i still date girls that are about 10 lbs overweight... w low self esteem
because they will do ANYTHING. ANYTHING.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
not obese.. just about 10-15 lbs benji
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
There's nothing wrong
with a little heft.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
I like em a little thick
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
and not date... i can just spot th ones at the bar that will give me a hummer
in the front seat of my ford escape
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
imagine if you expanded that to 20 or 25 lbs?
IANF IS TAKING THE BROWN LINE TO HERSHEY TOWN EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Don't stop dating super hot dumb girls
Just don’t marry one.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions
what is your twitter handle?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
there is a twitter handle like your name kinda....
so many fake twitter “official” ranger accounts its annoying…
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Super hot is fine
Dumb you will regret.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
yep
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
do you want your wife to work when you get married?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Absolutely
Even if she doesn’t make much money, at least she has less time to go shopping.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
less time for that mind to wander about the pool boy
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Well, yes.
But that’s because I’m one of those equal household types.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
agree
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Also the women I'm most attracted to are women who are career women.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
career women who weigh +10-15 lbs for me
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
My guess would be your approach
Has a tendency to winnow out the smart ones.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Your guess is that you have no idea what my approach is.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Not really, because I don't generally pay attention when you're giving out "advice"
But I do know you don’t seem like the type of guy who would either attract or appeal to smart women. (For whatever internet impressions are worth)
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Hmm.
So you know what attracts smart women then?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think it's a safe bet the ones that are interested in relationships are looking for non... you.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Hahahaha.
I’m deeply amused by the source of this judgment.
What am I that they don’t like, LSJ?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Fake.
Among other things (I’m trying to be nice here).
Keep in mind, my basis for this is based on your internet persona, which I realize may not be an accurate representation of you. But you claim is pretty much is.
So assuming it is, I don’t think it takes a rocket scientist to realize most smart, pretty women probably wouldn’t consider a guy with your persona long-term relationship material.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I want you not to be nice.
This is funny to me, considering the source.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Considering the source?
Just because I’m not out chasing women doesn’t mean I know nothing about them. And again, I don’t think you have to know a ton about anything to realize you’re not really somebody who’d be tabbed as serious relationship material by anyone smart.
Gloves off? You come off like a self-important dick, who’s good at telling women what they need to hear and presenting what he needs to present to gain favor. But otherwise you seem pretty emotionally unacessable, and unlikely to make a real emotional connection because you’re too busy trying to create them.
And I’m not completely talking out my ass here because like I’ve told you before, my Dad was (and still basically is) the same exact way. So I know the type pretty well. And seeing the type of chicks my Dad attracts, I don’t think it’s an attractive type for the smart, serious ones because they’ll generally see past the facade and realize the guy behind it is really kind of a zero.
Of course, that’s not to say there’s zero hope of you finding someone – my Dad claims he did with his new wife, and they seem to be happy enough together, although to me that seems to be based more off commonalities and a desire not to be alone in their increasing age than a deep-seeded emotional connection. But he keeps me at arms length so I can’t accidentally mention any old details he doesn’t want her to know, so I couldn’t tell ya for sure.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
You have serious Daddy issues
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Benji: Love Hot Women
LSJ: You will never marry one.
Benji: Why?
LSJ: Because I hate my father
A burden should never be something out of your control.
If that's really what you got out of this conversation, I rest my case
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I just think you have zero concept of 1) me
and 2) what smart, hot women want.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It's true I may not have any real concept of you.
Like I said, this is all based off your online persona. Which nobody seems to know is what percentage troll and what percentage (if any) Benji.
But from what you’ve told us, you don’t seem to know what smart, hot women want anymore than I might.
So I’m just suggesting that if you’re really looking for serious relationship material and opining your inability to find any, maybe you should take a look at yourself.
But hey, maybe I’m way off base. Maybe you really are the complete and perfect dude IRL. All I can really say is good luck.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
The L.S.J. System
Loathe those with social skills
Seek out an emotional outlet online
Juxtapose completely unrelated emotional issues
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, burn.
Totally got me, you guys. I’m just jealous because Benji’s so totally Mr. Awesomepants.
Don’t burn me on my emotional outlet man!
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
"Just because I’m not out chasing women doesn’t mean I know nothing about them"
actually, that’s EXACTLY what that means
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
interesting dude? yup
makes money? yup
can talk about shit? yup
what do you think smart women want? bad boys? punk rock dudes? i would love to know
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
hot will fade, bro
it will fade. I promise you that.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i agree
but not all hot ass bitches age gracefully.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
did someone make a fake EG account?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:53 PM CST reply actions
nice... i think the vegas games v the cubs could have potential
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Going to Chicago in May or June
Just to catch a game at Wrigley. Mark another stadium off the list.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
gotta get out with the bleacher creatures
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Absolutely
I’ve been curious to see how it compares to Fenway.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
The scene all around Fenway is pretty awesome.
The stadium itself? A little meh. Glad I saw it, though.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously?
I would hate to make the trip and leave the tickets to chance.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
thats true... but while you are there
you might be able to catch an extra game… or see if you can get better tickets than what you prepurchase (when the season ticket holders sell their tix for the day)
i think thats what i used...
i got tickets behind homeplate for like 50… (also was able to get two for friends). Ill try to confirm where i purchased the tickets
i do this for reg season rangers game...
never pay more than a few bucks to get into a game at RBIA… just go sit wherever i want if its just me and +1…. if its more than just 2 of us ill pay reg price
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
I did that in the ALDS last year
SRO ticket for $15. Worked out very well.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
KOK & RF
camped out at boomerjacks before the game and just monitored ticket prices from scalpers/stubhub/craigslist…. paid under face value for several playoff games
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
read that as paid 190 for AIDS
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Why did you pay for aids?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
heh, someone had to say it
that’s good LSB citizenship, Schultzy
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
i always just ask LSBers for their codes and pay face value
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Where do you live?
And what is the Rangers connection?
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Nice.
I hope you represent when the Rangers play in NY. I hate Yankees fans with the white-hot heat of a thousand suns.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
And you wear it in NY?
Gigantic balls of steel.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Ballpark ID, bitches.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
$180 for two tickets
to game 3 of a ALDS. Down the LF line near top of lower bowl
by RangerMad on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I got free tix to a WS game in each of the last two seasons
From one of my employees who has connections through his father-in-law. Should I feel bad for taking advantage of the supervisor-employee relationship?
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
He's pretty cool
We set aside 30 minutes each day to discuss the Rangers in my office every day.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
What do you do?
If you don’t mind me asking
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
VP of Accounting
for a property management company downtown.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
I could probably help her out.
No promises, but I know a few people in the field.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
I was kidding
I’m 45 and my eyes are changing. I see bifocals in my future. Too much time spent staring at spreadsheets. I don’t see Lasik as an option at this point.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
I hear you
When my employees submit anything to me for review, I require it to be in “over 40 font,” meaning the font has to be big enough for someone over 40 to be able to read it. Getting old sucks.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
hold it further away from you...
or get +1.25 readers from walmart (if you dont currently wear glasses)
Thanks for the tip
If you’re serious about moving to Texas, my email address is txrangerfan7@yahoo.com.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
yessir
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Yup....I think I paid $45.00 for game one....section 11
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 10, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
x
Alex Kennedy @AlexKennedyNBA
Immediately after Magic-Hawks game ends, ATL players were asking for Jeremy Lin updates. They all started yelling when told he has 22 and 5.
been a long day

JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
This gif creeps me out
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
why so creepy...

JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
that is jacked up
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
just got my USA TODAY Sports Weekly, Yu on the cover!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
it would have been funnier if you said Scott Feldman!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
that nobody would read
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Josh and Adrian rose from the tarpaulin, dripping wet.
They fell on each other, laughing hysterically, and bounded toward the showers. Elvis trailed behind playfully with a secret smile …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
that was actually a paraphrase of an actual subthread
that was co-written by at least four LSBers . . . LisaW might’ve actually been part of it . . . it was in a GDT/rain delay with tarp sliding . . . I wrote the first part . . . you kinda had to be in the moment
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
x
Of the Mariners’ 100 worst swings, 13 belonged to Peguero, 24(!) belonged to Ichiro, and 11 belonged to Olivo. One belonged to Dustin Ackley. Zero belonged to Jack Cust.
jack cust just stands up there with his eyes closed and hope the pitcher throws
4 balls before 3 strikes
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
free agent next year.. he can replace josh
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
x
“This is Brendan Ryan. Before Brendan Ryan, there was Josh Wilson. Before Josh Wilson, there was Jack Wilson. Before Jack Wilson, there was Ronny Cedeno. Before Ronny Cedeno, there was Yuniesky Betancourt. Before Yuniesky Betancourt, there was Mike Morse. Before Mike Morse, there was Wilson Valdez. Before Wilson Valdez, there was Jose Lopez. I don’t remember the last Mariners shortstop I didn’t expect to swing at this pitch.”
All those still pale in comparison
to Aybar swinging at a pitch that hit him in the nuts.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Man. That made me mad last night
was ready to take my rage out on the regional site but I calmed down.
SEASON OVER MAVS HAVE NO SKILL DIRK IS DONE
/hf45
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Still harsh
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'd rather have asperger's than just be a plain full-on dumbfuck
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No you wouldn't
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yes, I would.
He has nothing to blame his idiocy on.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
HF45?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
hornedfrogs45
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
ill be drinking beer all day... then one shot of jager and its blackout time
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
PITH, when you turn 21 you can join us in the wonderful world of drankin'
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Such a wonderful feeling
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Kobe's gonna go off and win it for the Lakers
You can just feel it. At least LINsanity got his 25 . . . man, Lin driving on Kapono, you don’t normally see two Asian Americans outside an engineering school intramural league
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
only good
with dirk on the floor. still the same defensive liability
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Turnover king
Shot too much. Glad he got hot in the playoffs, but always, always hated him.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yep
i always loathed the 3 guard lineup last year
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
Dig our multi-guard lineups this year.
West and Roddy > Barea
A burden should never be something out of your control.
...

JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
the most effort anyone ever poured into anything ever
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
This is like a MENSA test for you
How long do you think that video took him to film from beginning to end?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i do think it's funny that a dude grew his hair/beard out forever and just shaved them all down for a funny video
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
well, I imagine he probably did it in order and reversed it in the gif
but still a while considering how long it takes to totally shave down a mass of hair tha big. 2 hours, I’d say. If he planned out the order in which he wanted to do it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I WIN!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
LINsanity
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
So
This Lin guy is pretty fucking good
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Well there you go
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 9:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
id laugh
the lakers missing some rebounding chances the last few minutes hurt them. and bynum missing the layup
by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Why is Minnesota not fouling down by 7???
WTF
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Finally beat Minnesota!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Looks at name on jersey
Sees New York
Says no
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
it's all good, but . . . THE YELLOW MAMBA, really?
just enjoy the ride, I guess
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
and 6 TO's
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I'll take that line with the turnovers any night.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
fuck are you hesitating there?
afraid kobe was gonna pear you if you did?
Oh wow
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
god damn blake
stop being a pussy and shoot the fuckin ball. if you arent shooting a wide open 3 why are you this roster?
Ye of little faith
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
kinda wish he wasn't such a churchy fuck, like Michael Chang
BUT REALLY, THIS IS PRETTY FUCKIN’ FUN
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Heh I like it!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Wow
tomhaberstroh
No Knick has scored 38 points on the Lakers at MSG in 25 years. Until Jeremy Lin tonight.
their defense has improved hubie
b/c their 2 best offensive players are laughably bad at defense and arent playing
all JEREMY LIN Knicks garb temporarily sold out ...
… perfect time for me to finally unload these Lin ROCKETS jerseys? Sittin’ on a gross, plenty of XXXL’s for you fat fucks …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
There's a chance I might be at the tailgate now
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I will watch my water like a hawk
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
But will you be watching the marshmallows, too?
Hangover 2 reference
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Awful movie
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Agreed
I really really tried to like it, but it was pretty bad.
by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Started off okay but dropped off really fast
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's on, now.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
what is a dog thinking when she lays there staring at you?
by RangerMad on Feb 10, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions
*Marks all read
Sup dudes? I’m thinking of replacing Brandy with the brunette from Shipping Wars as “A&E star I’d most like to Yuuup all over”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I was cooking dinner for Babymamatill
What’d I miss?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
LSJ was telling me why no hot, intelligent would ever want to date me because I'm so vapid.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Vapid seems kinda harsh.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
shrug
LSJ gonna LSJ
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Don't feel like finding it on the app, bro...
Don’t sweat the small shit.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm not sweating it.
I was more amused than anything.
It was like Bob lecturing me about quality food.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think I could agree to this.
It’s a tough call, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I feel like you bring this up every OT thread
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
it's on a&e right now
Watch it
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
well then you do get the point...
It’s pointless, mindless tv
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Those evil-natured robots...
They’re programmed to destroy us.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm shitfaced and listening to Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
You get to choose my drink of choice.
Pick:

Also have limoncello and jager in the freezer.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I can't even make out most of those bottles.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Crown, Sailor Jerry's... Tequila in the glass bottle
belvedere, that’s an irish whiskey on the front left, disaronno, bluecoat gin, hendricks gin
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Amaretto, two cubes of ice.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Dude
I like your style. That’s what I was going for.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It's a good late-night indulgence.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I would drink it 2 or 3 nights a week in college.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I was too busy putting away cases of Old Milwaukee
It didn’t get any better than that.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
if i drank i would have a setup like this.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
my setup
a big ass bottle of Canadian Club in the cabinet above the stove. And some diet 7-up in the fridge. and some straws.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Alcoholic
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I have yet to see any
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
SEE
YOU CAN’T EVEN TAKE A JOKE
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
And now you can't forgive and forget
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nah it's cool.
I forgive you.
Drink with me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Is that a name of a band?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Album by the Flaming Lips
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Outside my realm of music knowledge
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Kids these days...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Well, then go listen to it right now and add it to your 'realm'...
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
This
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I listened
Not bad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
they have the official state song
of oklahoma brah
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions
That's one of those nostalgic albums for me
I remember exactly when and where I first heard it.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Same, same.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
When I get a new pair of headphones
it’s always one of the first albums I play to test them out. The range and intricacy of both electronic and recorded sounds on the album is amazing.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Her name is Yoshimi
She’s a black belt in karate
working for the city
she has to discipline her body
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
The sound effect after the karate line...
Slays me every time!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Who wants to get some super awesome Friday night online risk going?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I do not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well, now you made me upset
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
</3
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's okay
I forgive you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Careful, Benji.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Why should he be careful?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
fallout new vegas
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
i want to build a new PC so bad.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
Nerd
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
You ever played Risk?
We’re just having fun here
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Jobu, Heebs
Sign up at conquerclub – join game # 10595422
A burden should never be something out of your control.
There is nothing on TV
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So yeah
Nothing on TV
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Never watched it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's not really GREAT, but it's solid entertainment
And Anna Torv.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
It's probably the best sci-fi show on network TV.
It is a great show.
by LiamP on Feb 11, 2012 12:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
what else is in that category?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
im not at all a fan
tried it, ex REALLY tried to get me int oit
i should like it
…but i dont
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions
What is this?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
cartoon on HBO
about a 20-something named TIm, who lives in New York. Nothing ever goes right for poor Tim. It is hilarious
This doesn't help me either
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Something on normal cable
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
your clock is broken
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah i start my comparable thing tomorrow.
how long were you walking/day?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
2-3 days?
confused?
how long per day? (actual time, not goal time)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
24 hours at a time, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah i can do that
im biking basically 8-10 miles a couple of times a week (3 or 4)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
oh yeah, you asked about my modifications
money is changed up (obv)
about lost/week is changed down, then up (2.5 first 2 weeks, then up from there)
items prohibited are different, since among other things i very rarely drink any sodas and obv dont drink alcohol. essentially drinking loose leaf tea + coffee, no soda, no sweet tea & curtailing energy drinks over the next 3 weeks (going from energy drinks to tea) — i am about 50/50 latte vs coffee at the moment and am going to about 1 latte/week (french press + loose leaf)
food that is the same: no bacon, pizza, cake/pie, potato/corn chips, taquitos. french fries, hamburgers (fast food)
food is diff: not cutting red meat (rarely eat it, but not cutting it out 100%), candy (dont eat itoften, but in the mood sometimes)
+ specific amount of water/day
workout: trying to decide on a fair/even balance btwn treadmill (walking) + stairmaster and exercise bike. i usually bike now, need to figure out how much difference it is actually going to be or if should go to 100% walking
have the actual thing at work, just putting the money basically into a new savings subaccount in my ING account, will either spend the money back on me for something nice or pay it 100% to student loans (ugh)
anyway, just gotta get it taken care of/do it. no more excuses.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions
trying to decide if i want it on beeminder or not
i really like it, but im a data nerd
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
can you have baked potato chips?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
what was your stance on thsi benji?
FYI: im going to have a LOT more of your stew stuff
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
Stew stuff?
Just look at the calories… It’s all about calories
A burden should never be something out of your control.
stew
its basically rotel, chicken crockpot
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
new vegas
!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
Bob Loblaw's Famous Chicken Chili Stew
in a crockpot:
2 lbs of chicken breasts
one 10oz can of Rotel Hot Habanero diced tomatoes
one 12oz can of regular diced tomatoes
1 packet of Old El Paso HOT taco seasoning
one 12oz can of corn
Turn on high for 4-5 hours (until the chicken is done)
shred the chicken with forks and put back into the pot
add 1 packet of REGULAR taco seasoning and cook on LOW for another 2 or so hours.
Serve with saltines. So good, you guys. And pretty healthy. I have the nutrition info somewhere…high in protein, fairly low in carbs, low in calories and quite filling
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I doubt you actually use chicken
Probably squirrel
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you're the one who CHOSE to move to Oklahoma
I was dragged here, kicking and screaming
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I live on a college campus
I have no interaction with Oklahoma
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you live in the most Oklahoma-ey part of Oklahoma
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I seriously doubt that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i use chili instead of taco
you should seriously try it.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
chili seasoning instead of taco seasoning?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah
teh packet
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
hmmm
i must try this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
its solid
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions
I'll send you on some crockpot recipes, then
FYI, on the chicken chili stew, try a teaspoon each of chili powder and paprika in the last hour or so. I did it that way this time and i think it might taste a little better, if that was possible
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
send me good recipes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions
OK
wife is doing Weight Watchers now and loves the crock pot…when we do a good one, I’ll send it to you.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Show started out good
Now it’s a just a joke.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Loblaw's here
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 11:21 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
'sup motherfuckers?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
what'd you do?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
it took me a while to make it all the way through the thread
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
dont blame me
for your inability to know how much time has passed
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
lets hear the story
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
Freshman year of college, I went to a Cory Morrow concert at Gruene hall
I got drunk before hand and got kicked out on the way in. Some asshole state trooper decided I was trouble. Not a big deal, but I had to wait until the concert ended until the guys I went with got out so I could go home.
Well, so I thought. I befriended some New Braunfels HIgh School students who convinced me it was a good idea to walk around looking for beer coolers in the back of people’s pickups. Some New Braunfels police officer saw me doing this and started questioning me. He decided I was too drunk to let alone and arrested me for PI. I spent the night in the drunk tank until my brother and my friend I was at the concert with came to get me around 4 in the morning.
The worst part was that I wasn’t all that drunk that night. For as drunk as I was my freshman year of college, that was not the night I should’ve been arrested.
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I was arrested by state police in NM just a couple of years ago.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Why?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
In between Ft. Sumner and Santa Rosa. Driving home from Dallas to Santa Fe with the family.
State police flashed lights and wanted me to pull over. 2-line hwy (no shoulder) and pitch black at 8:30p.m. I slowed to 5-10 below the speed limit and proceeded to the truck stop in santa rosa, where stopping would be safer. State police guy in pursuit calls in help and there’s a fucking blockade 2 miles away from the truck stop. So, yeah. I get cuffed and taken to the station in santa rosa, while my wife and two kids follow behind. My wife finds my DOJ badge and I big-time my way out of there about 30 mins after arriving.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
based on that story?
yeah, probably. Sorry.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
the guy didn't know i was wandering around looking for beer
He just knew i was a 19-year-old kid walking through the parking lot
the drunk 19 year old wandering around in a parking lot would probably do it for me
it’s one thing if you’re drunk and just chillin, but looking like you’re possibly up to no good?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yea, that makes since
I just read my 2500 word “blog post” on the event. Seven years, adjusts memories. I so deserved to get arrested that night.
haha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It's really hard to hold back from calling you a homo right now.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Just because I like Glee doesn't mean I like a dick in the ass.
But I fully support other’s rights to do that.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
so weird
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
why do you like it?
expand
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
I like musical theatre.
I like singing. I like positive, corny, joyful scenarios.
It has all that with beautiful voices.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
lol
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
because it's such a not good show
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i think we will find that the majority back my opinion here
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Your other opinions suck
This one I can understand, but I still love the show.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
haha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
NOT THIS AGAIN
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
nerdalert.org
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
hahaha
clownpenis.fart
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
this was the funniest one
where’s Chrom?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
FFFFF
alt + tab out of new vegas to catch up w/ thread
…game crashes.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
A lesson we've all learned the hard way, I feel.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
the main issue is i:
saved
walked up to door, went through door, game autosaves and then puts you on the other side of the door
ive had issues in one place earlier in the game where it corrupted my savefile (singular, im at 130+ hours in new vegas, so i have a shitton of savefiles)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
well its a bethesda game
evidently its fixed (FINALLY) in skyrim
i can tab in + out of almost all VALVe games easy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
The game of world domination??
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 11:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We need Jerry to watch our board
I don’t trust you
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I take it you don't watch Seinfeld
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
oh come the fuck on
You don’t get that reference?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:04 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Theyre a sad race of people, BT
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Worse than long-galleys
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Long-talkers*
God danggit
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Auto correct
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:11 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It's the worts
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
You may tell jokes
But you are no comedian!
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
As a stand up comedian
Women will expect you to be very…capable, sexually.
Kind of like a female gymnast would be.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
yea
i just googled the quote to see what all the hubbub was about.
sadly im not very capable, really at anything
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
Other than telling funny jokes.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
A poll I can't vote on
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 11:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Relax for 1 minute, remove husk and then conquer the craving!
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Loblaw
You ever been arrested? I assume yes
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:00 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
He arrests himself
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's Mrs. Loblaw
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I would too.
I’d do a lot of stupid shit like that drunk
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:03 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
no
I have not. Never came close. Well..once I got pulled over at 1 in the morning for running a stop sign (I floated it, yes, but years later I realized it was a private property stop sign on the ACU Campus so Abilene PD had no right to stop me at all) and I had an unopened 12 pack behind the seat of the truck. Not sure if that would’ve been an arrest (unlikely) or a ticket. But that’s as close as I’ve ever come.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
That story was uneventful.
I expected a better one.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:05 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I probably would've gotten arrested for PI in Baltimore, had I not been a cop
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Every man should spend a night in jail
So they can understand how much it sucks
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:09 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Story?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Story would take too long.
Short version. Managed a 7 diamond baseball facility. Got drunk with several buddies in the concession stand one off night of work. Cops came. Ran from police and escaped by laying down for an hour in a foresty area for an hour. Tried to get home by crawling through an area extremely dense with thickets. Cut the shit out of my arms and legs. Finally quit that and walked around to my home. Cops were waiting for me at home because friends had given me away. Got handcuffed in front of dad. Overnight in jail. Had a gas with the guy next to me who I’d never met before. cops thought we were best friends. Fin.
WOW
that is lame. F that
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Wasn't a huge deal.
They were threatening them with breaking and entering and I was the only one with a key. I wasn’t surprised.
fine
where do i go?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I have a distant cousin who's a state trooper here in Texas.
He pulled over Tommy Lee Jones for speeding and started posting about it on his facebook. TMZ loved that. My cousin is a dumbass.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
your cousin might be in for an ass-chewing at work sometime soon....
Law Enforcement Agencies HATE FB
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
He has already received his ass-chewing.
This happened a few years ago.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
ah
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
How fast was he going?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Don't know.
I’m not even facebook friends with him, so I was told about it by other family members. He’s part of the crazy side of the family.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I can't decide which side of my family is crazy
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
LOOGIT ME IN A BRAND NEW HYUNDAI
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:17 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
G'DAY MATE!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
We're very proud
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:18 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
he passed out
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Ah to be drunk again.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:24 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
pussy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
24/7 labor call
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:34 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
meh
get a cab to haul drunk you and knocked up missus to the hospital
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
You should arrest him
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
i shouldve followed through
and gotten drunk tonight. but we had no beer and id like to save my liquor. that and i dont like drinkin by myself
This is the first time that I've really been apart of LSB late-night
It’s oddly similar to LSB morning and afternoon
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:29 AM CST via mobile reply actions
no
I’m here
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
it wasn't updating for me
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
this place was going ape last night
probably 10-15 active posters until about 2 am
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
TWSS
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"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It was better when you weren't here
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's basically the same
except all of us are naked.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
hey benji
PLAY
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
LSB Late Night sucks
Just complaints about an online board game…
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions
ONLINE BOARD GAME!!!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
I'm considering hitting the liquor store tomorrow.
Need to try a Vesper.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:43 AM CST reply actions
I just tweeted Mark Schlereth's daughter if she wants to go to NYC with me next week
A burden should never be something out of your control.
*Fingers crossed*
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
She just retweeted me.
Shit. Better chances on Twitter than anywhere else
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Lol...well played.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
think long term.
if you ended up falling in love with her, you’d have to put up with him at thanksgiving. the worst offender of “Broadcasters who only refer to the NFL as ‘The National. Football. League’”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
what if she's a dumb bitch?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
looks a little like meadow soprano
me rikey
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions
Not trying to be a jerk
Being completely serious….she doesn’t look a little manly to you?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions
uh
bro….
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
the one in the middle
looks like an insufferable twat
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions
Think it's the jaw
Pretty strong…
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions
DUDE HER BALLS ARE GIANT
SO MANLY
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Weird
I can’t even SEE her balls in this pic.
Stupid computer…
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions
MUCH better pic
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions
Stud
You and I don’t get along often
But drunk as I am I’m a fan of this comment
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I really think it's just knowing who her father is.
It’s messing with my judgment.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions
I'm married, dude
It’s not broken, it’s just unused.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions
yeah dude
I BET SHE HAS A GIANT COCK LOOK AT THAT HORRENDOUS ADAM’S APPLE AND GIANT LOBSTER-CRACKING HANDZ
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Heh
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions
Look honestly her face doesn't look that swell
I probably wouldn’t bang.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You're lying through her eye bags
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions
Got plenty
Like to hear em?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, Benji
Sweet, sweet Benji…
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions
YOU REALLY WANNA DO THIS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions
HOW COULD I LOVE SOMEONE THAT COULD NEVER LOVE ME,
AS MUCH AS HE LOVES HIMSELF?!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions
Hey, we live and learn, Benji.
We live and learn.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions
you don't know that
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
that she doesn't stink like her idiot father
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
One of my favorite Youtube vids of all time right here...
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions
this is mine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k_LZbS5oig
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i'll never forget this play from that game
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
Awesome
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions
i got an external hard drive for my birthday last year
and it fucked up after about 5 months of using it but i had about 80 gigs of classic sports games and documentaries saved on that thing, this was one of the games. calvin fucking booth
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions
I could've sworn i've seen the entire game on youtube before
but i can’t find it. I’d pay a lot of money for that game on DVD
i can send you an invite
to this sport site that has tons of games to dl. that’s where i found it
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions
alright i sent it.
the thing w/this site is you normally have to upload 5 gigs to be able to download games yourself. but this is listed as a bonus leech so you dont have to do that
it’s kinda hard to find games but type in mavericks vs. jazz to find this one
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions
@Loblaw
You ever been to Cain’s Ballroom in Tulsa for a concert?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:50 AM CST reply actions
no i have not
I’ve been to 2 concerts: Shania Twain at Reunion in 98 and Pat Green in Stephenville in 99
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Hmmm
Not. Helpful.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
Awww screw it
How was Shania?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
awful
dumb girlfriend won tickets and dragged me. I should’ve broken up then and there
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
If I pull this off will I be the hero of LSB
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yeah
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Dude, if you pull this off
you can dump LSB forever.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions
What kind of porno are you talking about here?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah like that's going to work.
I thought you were talking about something that might actually be possible.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Anything is possible, Aqua.
I did hook up with this though

A burden should never be something out of your control.
Congratulations.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
OH MY GOD IS THAT A MAN?!?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
my bad
thought I had already
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I need another drink
Who is staying up with me for a while?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
me
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i am
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:35 AM CST up reply actions
Still bro?
So who is staying up and how late?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
idk
im up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:38 AM CST up reply actions
eh?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions
How late are you gonna be up should id rink more
A burden should never be something out of your control.
idk
prob done w/ new vegas, at a good stopping point
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:41 AM CST up reply actions
yes
i just did
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
gonna try until 0500
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i don't think I'm gonna make it
unless you people start keeping me better company
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Oh would you look at that, e2drummer
Stefon Diggs to Maryland.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Cool.
Didn’t need him, he sucks, non-committable offer, blah, blah, blah, etc.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Hahahahaha.
They probably paid him to go there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He was afraid of our WR depth...
I could do this all day.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
THe US women's national team plays in Frisco tomorrow
I’m gonna get a date with one of these women. you just watch.
Leave Alex for me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Good point.
She might need someone to cuddle with after all the sex she’ll be having with the non-Schultzys.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Solid choice
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Goodnight LSB
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hey Jobu:
Could you be so kind as to fill me in on who is winning the Risk game?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions
I'm gonna miss Bob
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions
i still don't know how to play that game
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i tried
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Yall almost done?
Gonna play another? It seems I will be up a bit.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, this should be fun
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions
Aqua
We’ve had our fights. But I think you’re a good person at heart, even if you can be insufferable at times.
<3
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm assuming everyone has seen that ridiculous youtube video of the dad who caught his daughter running her mouth on FB and he shot the laptop
this guy is a fucking moron
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Nope
Checking now…
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions
here
http://www.litefm.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=421220&article=9738000
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Heh
Just take it from her, genius. I get the symbolism and all that but WHY WOULD YOU DESTROY A LAPTOP TO MAKE A POINT?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:23 AM CST up reply actions
now drinking: CC and diet Sierra Mist
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Sprite is the best lemon-lime flavored beverage.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i prefer 7-up
but I honestly don’t find a giant difference in any of them
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Sprite is sweeter.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm not sure I could taste the difference
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
My internet has been extremely slow tonight.
I’m hoping it’s my internet and not my computer.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
5.14 mbps
is that good?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
People on LSB underestimate my intelligence.
Just because I talk about money and hot bitches and shit.
I went to Wharton for a goddamn reason.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
???
What’d I miss by getting rid of FB two years ago?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:24 AM CST up reply actions
Misunderstood
For some reason I read that as Facebook. Disregard. Go back to the game.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:28 AM CST up reply actions
how in the hell am I not supposed to add "I went to Wharton for a goddamn reason" to my ever-expanding sig line?!!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I cannot help that I'm fucking beautiful, brilliant, wealthy, and charismatic.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think the school you went to is a very mediocre way to show how smart you are
it’s like ERA… sure, if you have a low ERA, there’s a decent chance you’re a good pitcher.
But, Jair Jurrjens has two sub-3 ERA seasons.
JAIR JURRJENS IS WHARTON!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
He had HIGH HOPES
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Just sayin!
lotta smart people don’t go to great colleges, and a lot of stupid people go to amazing colleges
i shoulda tried harder in high school and gone to a better college
although it probably would have zero impact on what I do for a living
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah
I didn’t really do any studying in high school. I probably had the potential to be a doctor or lawyer or something like that, but I really didn’t like school that much and it frustrated me to no end
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
me too
some As, mostly Bs and a few Cs…coulda been all As if I tried harder
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
/AUSTIN COLLEGE
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:37 AM CST up reply actions
KOK and JOBU
DO YALL KNOW YOU WENT TO SCHOOL IN MY BIRTH CITY
A burden should never be something out of your control.
born at wilson N jones?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions
i assumed that was the case heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:42 AM CST up reply actions
no
benji born one place, they put mom in an ambulance, drove her to another city where she had benjitwin
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Did she?
That was a place I went to all the time when I was little.
Like 4 years old little
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Great chicken fried steak
and amazing cheese sticks
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Also Corn Dog 7 at Midway Mall
There was a picture of my twin and me in the back before it shut down
A burden should never be something out of your control.
there was one of those in the Mall of Abilene
pretty good. Not State Fair good, but pretty damn good
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I didn't get the corn dogs there.
That’s not why you went
I went to get cheese dogs. I grew up on American cheese dogs
A burden should never be something out of your control.
that sounds seriously horrible
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Loblaw, you want me to shoot you in the stomach with this 45 and you take yer chances
or eat this pound of cheese?"
“Please try not to shoot me in the liver”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I think tha'ts the drunkest thing i've ever typed
A burden should never be something out of your control.
has to be in the top 10
i really really hope I end up coming to TG4
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
because there are many of you I haven't met yet
you
Aqua
IANF
FP
Micah
and many, many more!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I'm pretty sure she's flying down for the festivities
could be wrong, since I don’t read the AM threads
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
the TG thread says so
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
geez, you two
get along. for the sake of the children!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
No
Until her hypocrisy level drops from 12/10.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
sheesh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Where's Micah been lately, anyway?
Seems like awhile since she’s been around.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
not sure
I haven’t been around myself except last night
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yes i did
it wasnt bad
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:43 AM CST up reply actions
i was thinking about it the other day
i think i have been back in sherman 3x since our graduation
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:44 AM CST up reply actions
Calm down, Namath
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions
man
no kidding. Benji has gone full Namath on us
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
stylin and drunk
trying to kiss all up on Suzy Kolber
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
you going to come to dallas and hang out with LSBers?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:37 AM CST up reply actions
anytime?
im in dallas essentially every other weekend these days lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions
thats awesome
w/ the wife i assume?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:41 AM CST up reply actions
nice!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:44 AM CST up reply actions
I mentioned my "blog" earlier. I wrote this on 4-9-05
i didn’t see the end of the the game last night so i can’t comment. i think they lost because i checked up on it in the top of the ninth, and we were losing pretty bad. I had a game of beirut waiting for me and that took precedent. CHan Ho looked good for a while, but we all knew he was gonna fuck something up… and of course he did.
The hardline mentioned that Hank BLalock looks like he’s swinging for the fences too much. I agree. He needs to learn how to bunt so he can get easy basehits when they put that bullshit shift on him… but he won’t because he’s too big time
I want laynce back on the roster. He’s far cooler thatn GMJ. GMJ has no sence of humor as evident by his reaction to diareah man. Plus Laynce spells laynce with a y and thats cool
this is 19-year-old me
spelling laynce with a y in it
doesnt make it cool.
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions
It actually does
It’s a shame he had to bust and ruin a perfectly good name for Rangers fans.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
joined
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
In it to win it*
*get blown up before the game really gets started
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:39 AM CST up reply actions
you mean this one
http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=join1&submit=Join&page=2&game=10595679
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
nevermind
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
My training officer's room is going to look like the oval office,
but with Hot Wheels tracks fucking everywhere.
that's weird
oval office…tons of porno mags behind the books in the bookcases?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Friend is decorating our former training officer's room with stripper poles, blow-up dolls,
a large dildo, etc.
That’s why I spent an uncomfortable amount of time in a sex shop with an 18-year-old girl today.
do her?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
you can't do chicks?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
gotcha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
What are we doing now?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions
I hate Risk.
I have a bad habit of never rolling higher than two. No amount of strategy makes up for that.
Someone clearly isn't an RPG nerd.
Anyone who has played any amount of D&D realizes that dice have a mind of their own, and hate certain people.
Risk
Risk is what’s up
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions
Sorry
Wasn’t refreshing.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions
One, two, three, four
Underneath the cellar floor
Five, six, seven, eight
Lover will suffocate
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
i thik i'd bang this Adele lady everyone keeps talking about
yeah, she’s a little big. But she seems like a nice lady
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i would do Ke$ha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Now I understand why you were bashing on me for my chick opinion.
You are into Ke$ha…you’re opinion is moo.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions
she's crazy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Yeah
but there’s a fine line between crazy like she’d do you in a cab and crazy like she’d kill you for breathing too loud.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 2:23 AM CST up reply actions
i think she's #1, not #2
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Hope that works out for you.
I can speak at the funeral, if needed.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 2:27 AM CST up reply actions
Can't lie, Jobu...
I expected that from Benji, not you. It hurts.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions
Sittin in the drive thru at whataburger.
Double with cheese, bacon and grilled onions.
It’s okay to be jealous.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 11, 2012 2:27 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
oh my
i don’t know what this is
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
this is the worst trolling ever
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
you're insane
move somewhere that’s 1500mi from the closest one. you’ll miss it like you never knew
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
ohmygod
you’re insane
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
well then
we can no longer be friends.
When I was in Cub Scouts, we took a field trip to the Plano City Jail. The jailer said the inmates have to eat hamburgers from Country Burger (kind of similar to Whataburger) 3 meals a day. I was like “uh..I gotta go rob the shit out of a bank!”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
remove the cheese
mmmm
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Got killed in Risk.
I can’t go on living….or awake, at least. Nite LSB.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
i love you
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
sorry, Benji
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It's cool man
That’s why it’s a game of Risk, bro.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i still have no idea what I'm doing
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Extremely underrated movie, IMO.
Loved the absolute shit out of it the first time I saw it.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
It's poetic and the love aspect of it is great.
Just great.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
watch it
its solid
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:38 AM CST up reply actions
I really think it was pretty well done.
I’ve watched it three or four times.
It’s one of those I won’t seek out to watch, but if it’s on one of my movie channels, I’ll stay.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
JOBU HAS BEEN DECLARED KING OF NERDOM FOR THE NIGHT OF FEBRUARY 10th TO FEBRUARY 11th
SO SAY WE ALL
A burden should never be something out of your control.
/AUSTINCOLLEGE
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:38 AM CST up reply actions
blah
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
blah blah blah
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah bed time
im too damn old for this stuff
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:58 AM CST up reply actions
good luck with your deal
i’m drunk so i can’t find good words to use
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
word?!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
holy lord
that pizza made my piss smell like the inside of a meat grinder. so worth it, though. maybe one of my favorite pizzas to eat
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
the Mob Boss, no olives
http://www.hideawaypizza.com/menu.php
the Sooner Schooner is good, too, but I hated ordering it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
well, i guess all you sons a bitches have gone to bed
time to catch up on old Sons of Anarchy shows
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

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