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A microbrewery or craft brewer is a brewery which produces a limited amount of beer, and is associated by consumers with innovation and uniqueness.[1]

In the UK, the term has become synonymous with small scale breweries operating under the UK Progressive Beer Duty threshold of 5,000 hls. The most common products are traditional bitter ales, generally known as "Real Ale" or "Cask Ale". Breweries are often described by their production capacity or brew length, mostly ranging from 2 to 20 bbls (a brewer's barrel or bbl is 36 imperial gallons).

In the US the American Brewers Association defines a American "craft brewery" as "small, independent and traditional", and gives a production size of less than 6,000,000 US beer barrels (700,000,000 L) a year,[2] further grouping them as microbrewery: annual production less than 15,000 US beer barrels (1,800,000 L); A "brewpub" brews and sells beer on the premises. A brewpub may also be known as a microbrewery if production has a significant distribution beyond the premises - the American Brewers Association use a fixed 75% of production to determine if a company is a microbrewery.;[3] regional craft brewery: at least 50% of its volume is all malt beers.[4] A regional brewery has annual production between 15,000 US beer barrels (1,800,000 L) and 2,000,000 US beer barrels (230,000,000 L) per year. In order to be classified as a "regional craft brewery" by the brewers association, a brewery must possess "either an all-malt flagship or [have] at least 50% of its volume in either all-malt beers or in beers which use adjuncts to enhance rather than lighten flavor."[3] Of the 1,759 breweries in America, only 43 are not defined as craft brewers, and 100 not defined as either a micro or brewpub.[5]


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favorite liqour
vodka
5 votes
rum
5 votes
whiskey - borboun
11 votes
scotch
6 votes
gin
3 votes
other (specify)
6 votes

36 votes | Poll has closed

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It's true.

There’s way too much smoke for there not to be a little fire.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

What were the reports?

Who are you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Just a reader.

Eye-witness reports that he made out then went into the bathroom and had sex with some girl.

by FBI36th on Feb 10, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

sorry

pics or video or GTFO

(there may be a video – one is being shopped, like 7 secs, idk if anyone has seen it though)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

also

quit shitting up the OT thread w/ baseball talk

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

My bad.

I like vodka. Wanna talk about it?

by FBI36th on Feb 10, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

good answer

i dont drink though

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

m1 doesnt drink?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

didnt know that

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

ME TOO

PEAR LEAGUE TURNING INTO TEETOTALLER LEAGUE EVIDENTLY.

by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

WHY DON'T YOU ASSHOLES CHECK YOUR EMAILS

YOU WERE ONE OF THE ONES ASKING FOR A YAHOO LEAGUE FORMAT BUT YOU HAVEN’T SENT ME SHIT.

EVERYONE THAT’S IN THE PEAR LEAGUE PLEASE FUCKING EMAIL ME BACK.

by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I did check it

I don’t care if it’s Yahoo or ESPN. Already told you that

by sprite on Feb 10, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really

I’ll just vote. If it’s something outrageous I’ll speak up but I don’t care.

by sprite on Feb 10, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

want to re-send the stats?

thought i could get to them via ESPN but it just takes me to the “manager has not renewed the league” page

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I can view last year's league.

Stats were standard 5×5. Rosters were standard except with LF/CF/RF.

by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

i like the individual OF fwiw

if we do anything, i would like to see saves + holds instead of just saves, but thats just me

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I say fuck holds.

OBP instead of AVG seems like the obvious change.

by sprite on Feb 10, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck holds

but keep saves?

i agree w/ OBP over avg

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

I hate everything about holds.

by sprite on Feb 10, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

interesting

ok

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

i emailed you back heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I should probably be counted in that group too.

The two or three times a year I have a little Baileys (or Cake vodka) probably don’t count.

Actually, saying two or three times a year probably overstates that a bit.

by Arson55 on Feb 10, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I am with good company then

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

he doesnt drink

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

and 8-9 second clip of hambone laying the pipe

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Who the fuck hasn't done that?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 5:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Schultzy

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

OH LOOK LOBLAW IS A COMEDY GENIUS

I CAN’T BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THAT

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

neither can I...took 6+ hours....

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Good thing you showed up

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

ben and skin have been talking about it all week...

they know there is a tape… they 100% know.. you can tell by the way they keep talking about it.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

ben probably recorded it

while slipping Hammy drinks.

Grow the Show blah blah blah

by elvis1isking on Feb 10, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

What is borboun?

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 5:42 PM CST reply actions  

A utility infielder

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

you dont even like baseball do you

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK

bench CF

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Do you even like the Rangers?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate both of you.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think he does

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I think we're all well aware that I will post something without thinking...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

your opening day CFer

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

What if you don't drink?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 5:42 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not someone who has like an anti-alcohol crusade

I cook with it all the time… I’m just not someone who will drink very often.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

i voted other

water

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweet tea is better.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

#truth

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

You're not supposed to agree with me!

You’re supposed to be all IF YOU PUT TEA LEAVES IN WATER IT ISN’T REALLY A BEVERAGE. ENJOY YOUR LIQUIFIED PLANTS ASSHOLE.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

i drink real tea

loose leaf, son.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I was just playing off the chili fights.

BTW, KLaw should be slapped in the face for disrespecting Little Kershaw like that.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

i know

but, i was right.

dude didnt have good stats because he has badass stuff

he had good stats because he can sequence and has feel for multiple pitches

which is what literally everyone has said about him with half a brain

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't stop Robbie Ross from being a better prospect than Leonys

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

eh maybe he believes in ross

IIRC hes never been a fan of martin

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

i love this

music video

synthesizers – butch walker & the black widows

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

So I have the place to myself this weekend

although I have to work tomorrow and Sunday.

WHAT VIDEO GAME SHOULD I PLAY BEFORE I GO TO BED WHILE I COOK FAJITAS?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

jesus christ.. thats the first thing you think about?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I'm happily married and I don't drink

and I have to work in the morning.

So YUUUP.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

You should clean your kitchen

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 10, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

fallout new vegas

tf2

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Argentina Orgy

Meat Orgy

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Super Mario Bros 2

The real one, not the Doki Doki Panic reskin.

Let me know how much you rage.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 5:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

did you play super meat boy?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

False

That would be I Want to be the Guy. Super Meat Boy is still incredibly hard though.

"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking

by TRanger on Feb 10, 2012 6:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

No, but I will soon.

Kat’s dad is giving it to her.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 6:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

there is a game caleld "Super Meat Boy?"

hahahaha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

this is my roommate in little rocks wallpaper

its hard.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

IANF is now known as Super Meat Boy

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll be one of the few gin voters

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

gin taste like a pine cone fucked a taxi cab air freshener

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Agree completely

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 10:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

My dad makes gin martinis for thanksgiving and christmas

my brother’s love them. I cannot drink them. Man they are gross

by sarnold on Feb 10, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Almost destoryed England

Almost…(dammit)

Love,

the Irish race

by grn_lantern on Feb 10, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

The low temp tonight here is gonna be in the single digits.

I wanna die.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Swrong with it?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 5:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

When I last looked at the weekend forecast the low was going to be in the high twenties.

Now it’s the teens. I’m glad it’s not supposed to be as cold here as in Columbia, but the teens is when I start thinking of it as truly cold.

by other_shoe on Feb 10, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently pk3 is a pedo.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Melanie Griffith is very naked in it.

I saw it on HBO years ago, and suddenly BAM all of a girl’s lady parts in my face. And her breasts a few times.

Wasn’t sure who it was, so I looked it up. It was Melanie Griffith, just too young for me to recognize. So I looked up her age, and she was 18.

. . . when it came out. So. . .

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 10, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

basically playing in the middle of the field for barca vs valencia

fabregas
xavi
thiago
messi

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

gif

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Just ate some Pizza Villa

Holy shit, this pizza is amazing.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 10, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

Guess I'll make the trip

few people I know keep mentioning it. But I hate them. I’m trusting Max on this one.

by sprite on Feb 10, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

If you're going all the way from Denton to that area, why go there?

Go to King’s Noodles just 2 minutes down the street from there. Fuck pizza.

by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

King’s Noodles is a couple of minutes away from Beltline and Central.

by LiamP on Feb 10, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Never been myself.

I like Urban Crust in Plano.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 10, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Decent food. Great drinks.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 10, 2012 11:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Mass Effect 3 demo

pretty good. Lots of improvements to the combat, a bigger shooter type set piece level, lot more power customization. There is a mechanic where the heavier guns you carry the longer your powers take to recharge, that could be an interesting mechanic for the full game. I think it would let you just carry a pistol and go all out on power use with very little recharge time.

I also finally finished my PS3 ME2 play through a few days ago with 100% exploration/side missions/dlc/etc, ready to go for 3.

by DShep on Feb 10, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT ME3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

btw

Demo gets released on ps3/pc/xbox on the 14th if you want to play it, the trick I used to get it early has been shut down.

by DShep on Feb 10, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks for sharing with your LSB friends

:(

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

About to head to Friday's in Plano for the Stars watching party. Anyone else going?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Feb 10, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

Yes.

Not me, though.

/mike e

by jam0152 on Feb 10, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Mike E's going to use the tricks he learned from Herbie and RF

to stalk our poor Moe.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

but i’M scared for heR

by matteo25 on Feb 10, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck yo couch

Obvious joke is obvious

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 6:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

from simmon’s article today

EAST RESERVE GUARDS: Deron Williams, Joe Johnson

It’s been fascinating to watch Williams keep that reprehensible Nets team competitive. Nobody feels sorry for him because he ruined the last year of Jerry Sloan’s career, and for that he remains in NBA Purgatory — at least until he signs with Dallas this summer.4

4We’re all supposed to pretend this might not happen even though it’s a bigger summer lock than Michael Phelps winning a gold medal. I haven’t talked to one person “In the Know” who isn’t 100 percent convinced that Dallas is getting him. But let’s all keep pretending this isn’t true.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

well if howard leaves orlando

he leaves what, like 30mm on the table?

that is a fucking LOT of money.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

Amnestied

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

you'll have to clear both he and haywood

probably wont re-sign terry and kidd either unless they take near the minimum.

you’ll be left really thin

by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

You'd have Dirk, Deron and Dwight

they turned over the roster this year by signing a bunch of one years with just Dirk. How many people are going to want to come to play with all three?

by sprite on Feb 10, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

The NBA

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

confused

as to why they WOULDNT

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

For the next month, all I have to do in the elective I'm in...

…is watch clips from Mystery Diagnosis and turn in a presentation/paper in a month. Life is good…

"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking

by TRanger on Feb 10, 2012 6:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

This watermelon is bullshit watermelon.

It’s slightly watermelon flavored mush.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 7:01 PM CST reply actions  

how have i never heard the song

“ageispolis” by apex twin before

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

...
ear Steam Users and Steam Forum Users:

We continue our investigation of last year’s intrusion with the help of outside security experts. In my last note about this, I described how intruders had accessed our Steam database but we found no evidence that the intruders took information from that database. That is still the case.

Recently we learned that it is probable that the intruders obtained a copy of a backup file with information about Steam transactions between 2004 and 2008. This backup file contained user names, email addresses, encrypted billing addresses and encrypted credit card information. It did not include Steam passwords.

We do not have any evidence that the encrypted credit card numbers or billing addresses have been compromised. However as I said in November it’s a good idea to watch your credit card activity and statements. And of course keeping Steam Guard on is a good idea as well.

We are still investigating and working with law enforcement authorities. Some state laws require a more formal notice of this incident so some of you will get that notice, but we wanted to update everyone with this new information now.

Gabe

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:14 PM CST reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I love dubstep, but this is just damn funny

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 10, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

HOCKEY!!!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

goddamn ...

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Fun to watch

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

He sent me some pretty bad offers and didn't seem to appreciate the hahahahahaha I sent back

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too

I’m glad my team is finally doing something

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

HARVARD

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

this tf2 server is fantastic

i just smoked so many players, because they are shitty.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

Metta is the best.
“He’s the type of guy who should wear leather pants, some nice shoes and change his fashion. You’re Jeremy Lin, for godsakes. You know what I’m saying? You know? Put down that law book, stop reading the New York Times and start reading the Daily News. Newsday, that’s the one. I like that one because there’s always color in that one. What else? Wall Street Journal. Get some swag. You’re in New York City. Put your hat to the back, too. Put your hat on backwards. Come to practice with your pants sagging and just tell them, ‘I don’t feel like practicing.’ Practice? You know? Practice? And wear an Iverson jersey. You know? Come to practice with a cigar. Lit. ‘I’m Jeremy Lin.’ You know? He should change. We’re all excited to play tonight. It’s like the first time for everybody. Everybody’s excited. Kobe’s excited. He wants to get 50. He wants to welcome Jeremy Lin to his new level.”

by sprite on Feb 10, 2012 7:44 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Cards against humanity is incredible, you guys

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 10, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

x

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 7:49 PM CST reply actions  

The whiskey-bourbon conflation in that poll is an outrage.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

AY TWWBG

You got 5 hours

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

A game of Conquer Club

He’s at like 18 1/2 hours of a 24 hour limit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 10, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

JUST GOT HOME, HEADING IN NOW

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 8:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Heh. I work a very irregular schedule.

Don’t judge me

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 8:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Lin with the spin

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

That rhymes

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

whoa

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 8:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and da hoesss

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 8:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I just read the morning thread

eeesh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 10, 2012 8:16 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

We are all fat and no nothing of working out

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

know

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

chewy spree... could eat 35,000

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

same with chewy gobstoppers

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

One of my favorites

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Knicks vs Lakers are getting chippy

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

who gives a fuck about a knicks lakers regular season game

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Linsanity

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Harvard baby

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes I know

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

This thread is dead.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

say something controversial.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

men get paid more because women have babies and arent productive

also, smokers should get paid less since they are outside all day smoking instead of inside being productive at work

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

i hate smokers at work.. everytime you need soming they are outside fucking smoking

like its a “right”

fuck you lazy asshole.. get inside.. you dont get to take an extra hour throughout the day to be outside smokign talking on yoru cell phone bitch

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I would just not allow smoke breaks at my employer.

There actually is quite a bit of lost productivity.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

A research conclusion from Taiwan
Results: Using a conservative estimate of excess absenteeism from work, male smokers took off an average
of 4.36 sick days and male non-smokers took off an average of 3.30 sick days. Female smokers took off
an average of 4.96 sick days and non-smoking females took off an average of 3.75 sick days. Excess
absenteeism caused by employee smoking was estimated to cost US$178 million per annum for males and
US$6 million for females at a total cost of US$184 million per annum. The time men and women spent
taking smoking breaks amounted to nine days per year and six days per year, respectively, resulting in
reduced output productivity losses of US$733 million. Increased sick leave costs due to passive smoking
were approximately US$81 million. Potential costs incurred from occupational injuries among smoking
employees were estimated to be US$34 million

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

if its from taiwan we know its legit

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't really know what you're getting at here :)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

All dem smart chinese people

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Also
The review also found a large number of studies that demonstrated that smokers are more costly to their employers than those employees who do not smoke.(137) The economic costs of smoking are estimated to be about $3,391 per smoker per year.

US Department of Health and Human Services

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

there are compsnies that won't hire people that smoke

and st some places employees are not allowed to smoke. My eife uses the electronic cig at work

by RangerMad on Feb 10, 2012 9:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

A high-talent position I don't think it should matter

because their value conceivably exceeds the smoking cost.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to work a place where some of the departments gave out extra breaks to smokers.

It was astounding — and offensive — to me. People were rewarded for smoking!

Shockingly, a lot of the folks there took up smoking.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 11, 2012 7:07 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

There's a lady who just flat out leaves to smoke.

I got on to her once when i was a supervisor and she told me she is gonna do what she wants and no college kid is gonna tell her what to do.

Bitch.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Why not fire her?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

She's technically a volunteer.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

"I've worked here longer than you've been alive"

Good for you. You’re old .

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

She wasn't being paid?

Then she can do whatever she wants lol

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Well she gets benefits

If she doesn’t follow the rules, she won’t get the benefits.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is the only reason she is there in the first place.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

So then fire her

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

just fuck her and get it over with, bro

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought recently that I was ready to stop dating super hot, dumb girls.

But I don’t think I’m ready.

Is that silly?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

i still date girls that are about 10 lbs overweight... w low self esteem

because they will do ANYTHING. ANYTHING.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would you date an overweight girl

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

not obese.. just about 10-15 lbs benji

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I like em a little thick

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Hm.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

and not date... i can just spot th ones at the bar that will give me a hummer

in the front seat of my ford escape

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

imagine if you expanded that to 20 or 25 lbs?

IANF IS TAKING THE BROWN LINE TO HERSHEY TOWN EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

what is your twitter handle?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

there is a twitter handle like your name kinda....

so many fake twitter “official” ranger accounts its annoying…

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I want my wife to be hot, though.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Have trouble finding super hot and smart.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

Just can’t find them. This state is lacking

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

do you want your wife to work when you get married?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely

Even if she doesn’t make much money, at least she has less time to go shopping.

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

less time for that mind to wander about the pool boy

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, yes.

But that’s because I’m one of those equal household types.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

agree

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

career women who weigh +10-15 lbs for me

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Good, we don't cross them up

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

My guess would be your approach

Has a tendency to winnow out the smart ones.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Your guess is that you have no idea what my approach is.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really, because I don't generally pay attention when you're giving out "advice"

But I do know you don’t seem like the type of guy who would either attract or appeal to smart women. (For whatever internet impressions are worth)

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.

So you know what attracts smart women then?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha.

I’m deeply amused by the source of this judgment.

What am I that they don’t like, LSJ?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Fake.

Among other things (I’m trying to be nice here).

Keep in mind, my basis for this is based on your internet persona, which I realize may not be an accurate representation of you. But you claim is pretty much is.

So assuming it is, I don’t think it takes a rocket scientist to realize most smart, pretty women probably wouldn’t consider a guy with your persona long-term relationship material.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I want you not to be nice.

This is funny to me, considering the source.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Considering the source?

Just because I’m not out chasing women doesn’t mean I know nothing about them. And again, I don’t think you have to know a ton about anything to realize you’re not really somebody who’d be tabbed as serious relationship material by anyone smart.

Gloves off? You come off like a self-important dick, who’s good at telling women what they need to hear and presenting what he needs to present to gain favor. But otherwise you seem pretty emotionally unacessable, and unlikely to make a real emotional connection because you’re too busy trying to create them.

And I’m not completely talking out my ass here because like I’ve told you before, my Dad was (and still basically is) the same exact way. So I know the type pretty well. And seeing the type of chicks my Dad attracts, I don’t think it’s an attractive type for the smart, serious ones because they’ll generally see past the facade and realize the guy behind it is really kind of a zero.

Of course, that’s not to say there’s zero hope of you finding someone – my Dad claims he did with his new wife, and they seem to be happy enough together, although to me that seems to be based more off commonalities and a desire not to be alone in their increasing age than a deep-seeded emotional connection. But he keeps me at arms length so I can’t accidentally mention any old details he doesn’t want her to know, so I couldn’t tell ya for sure.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

You have serious Daddy issues

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe so. Doesn't mean I'm wrong.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Benji: Love Hot Women

LSJ: You will never marry one.
Benji: Why?
LSJ: Because I hate my father

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

And also, I didn't say you'd never marry one.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I just think you have zero concept of 1) me

and 2) what smart, hot women want.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It's true I may not have any real concept of you.

Like I said, this is all based off your online persona. Which nobody seems to know is what percentage troll and what percentage (if any) Benji.

But from what you’ve told us, you don’t seem to know what smart, hot women want anymore than I might.

So I’m just suggesting that if you’re really looking for serious relationship material and opining your inability to find any, maybe you should take a look at yourself.

But hey, maybe I’m way off base. Maybe you really are the complete and perfect dude IRL. All I can really say is good luck.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Well thanks.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

The L.S.J. System

Loathe those with social skills
Seek out an emotional outlet online
Juxtapose completely unrelated emotional issues

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, burn.

Totally got me, you guys. I’m just jealous because Benji’s so totally Mr. Awesomepants.

Don’t burn me on my emotional outlet man!

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm still amused.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you can attract a smart woman, benji.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Well thanks! Me too!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

"Just because I’m not out chasing women doesn’t mean I know nothing about them"

actually, that’s EXACTLY what that means

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

interesting dude? yup
makes money? yup
can talk about shit? yup

what do you think smart women want? bad boys? punk rock dudes? i would love to know

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

You forgot beautiful

But thanks :)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

hot will fade, bro

it will fade. I promise you that.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

There are still good looking older ladies

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

i agree

but not all hot ass bitches age gracefully.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh I know

No ring til 30ish

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

did someone make a fake EG account?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:53 PM CST reply actions  

bought tickets

for rangers games vs angels march 24th and 25th (at angels stadium in tempe)

by iSURGEON on Feb 10, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

nice... i think the vegas games v the cubs could have potential

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

yeh

only in town for a week.

by iSURGEON on Feb 10, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Going to Chicago in May or June

Just to catch a game at Wrigley. Mark another stadium off the list.

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

gotta get out with the bleacher creatures

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely

I’ve been curious to see how it compares to Fenway.

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

fenway is waaaaaaaay cooler

wrigley is kinda run down a lil…but definately a classic.

by iSURGEON on Feb 10, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously?

I would hate to make the trip and leave the tickets to chance.

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

thats true... but while you are there

you might be able to catch an extra game… or see if you can get better tickets than what you prepurchase (when the season ticket holders sell their tix for the day)

by iSURGEON on Feb 10, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

i think thats what i used...

i got tickets behind homeplate for like 50… (also was able to get two for friends). Ill try to confirm where i purchased the tickets

by iSURGEON on Feb 10, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

i do this for reg season rangers game...

never pay more than a few bucks to get into a game at RBIA… just go sit wherever i want if its just me and +1…. if its more than just 2 of us ill pay reg price

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

KOK & RF

camped out at boomerjacks before the game and just monitored ticket prices from scalpers/stubhub/craigslist…. paid under face value for several playoff games

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

read that as paid 190 for AIDS

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Why did you pay for aids?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

heh, someone had to say it

that’s good LSB citizenship, Schultzy

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

i always just ask LSBers for their codes and pay face value

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

nice....

id like to move to the DFW and get season tickets

by iSURGEON on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Ballpark ID, bitches.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

$180 for two tickets

to game 3 of a ALDS. Down the LF line near top of lower bowl

by RangerMad on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I got free tix to a WS game in each of the last two seasons

From one of my employees who has connections through his father-in-law. Should I feel bad for taking advantage of the supervisor-employee relationship?

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

He's pretty cool

We set aside 30 minutes each day to discuss the Rangers in my office every day.

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

I have a pretty sweet gig.

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you do?

If you don’t mind me asking

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

VP of Accounting

for a property management company downtown.

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

my wife is a CPA and internal audit manager

if i take a job in DFW… she’ll be looking for work

by iSURGEON on Feb 10, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I could probably help her out.

No promises, but I know a few people in the field.

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks

ill keep that in mind… if you have eye probs i can return the favor

by iSURGEON on Feb 10, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

lasik isnt always the best option

depends on your perscription and cornea…

by iSURGEON on Feb 10, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I was kidding

I’m 45 and my eyes are changing. I see bifocals in my future. Too much time spent staring at spreadsheets. I don’t see Lasik as an option at this point.

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

presbyopia

it would happen regardless of what you were using your eyes for… natural part of again.

by iSURGEON on Feb 10, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear you

When my employees submit anything to me for review, I require it to be in “over 40 font,” meaning the font has to be big enough for someone over 40 to be able to read it. Getting old sucks.

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

hold it further away from you...

or get +1.25 readers from walmart (if you dont currently wear glasses)

by iSURGEON on Feb 10, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for the tip

If you’re serious about moving to Texas, my email address is txrangerfan7@yahoo.com.

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

yessir

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup....I think I paid $45.00 for game one....section 11

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 10, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

x
Alex Kennedy @AlexKennedyNBA
Immediately after Magic-Hawks game ends, ATL players were asking for Jeremy Lin updates. They all started yelling when told he has 22 and 5.

by octoberty on Feb 10, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

been a long day

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 10, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

This gif creeps me out

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

why so creepy...

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

that is jacked up

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

it would have been funnier if you said Scott Feldman!

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

that'd be TheBestMicah Sports Weekly, heh

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

that nobody would read

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

ohh, but the Rangers slashfic is HOTTT ...

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Gimme some storylines

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Josh and Adrian rose from the tarpaulin, dripping wet.

They fell on each other, laughing hysterically, and bounded toward the showers. Elvis trailed behind playfully with a secret smile …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Gayest thing I've ever read

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

that was actually a paraphrase of an actual subthread

that was co-written by at least four LSBers . . . LisaW might’ve actually been part of it . . . it was in a GDT/rain delay with tarp sliding . . . I wrote the first part . . . you kinda had to be in the moment

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that's fair.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Without clicking

Chone, Chone, Chone, Milton, Chone.

by sprite on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

You forgot Peguero.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

x
Of the Mariners’ 100 worst swings, 13 belonged to Peguero, 24(!) belonged to Ichiro, and 11 belonged to Olivo. One belonged to Dustin Ackley. Zero belonged to Jack Cust.

by octoberty on Feb 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

jack cust just stands up there with his eyes closed and hope the pitcher throws

4 balls before 3 strikes

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

free agent next year.. he can replace josh

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh dear god no.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

x

“This is Brendan Ryan. Before Brendan Ryan, there was Josh Wilson. Before Josh Wilson, there was Jack Wilson. Before Jack Wilson, there was Ronny Cedeno. Before Ronny Cedeno, there was Yuniesky Betancourt. Before Yuniesky Betancourt, there was Mike Morse. Before Mike Morse, there was Wilson Valdez. Before Wilson Valdez, there was Jose Lopez. I don’t remember the last Mariners shortstop I didn’t expect to swing at this pitch.”

by octoberty on Feb 10, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

All those still pale in comparison

to Aybar swinging at a pitch that hit him in the nuts.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

SEASON OVER MAVS HAVE NO SKILL DIRK IS DONE

/hf45

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

HF45

I accused him of having Asperger’s.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

He's an idiot

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Still harsh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh get over it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I am

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

No you wouldn't

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, I would.

He has nothing to blame his idiocy on.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

HF45?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

hornedfrogs45

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Obviously

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

x

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

ill be drinking beer all day... then one shot of jager and its blackout time

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

4 more months, boys!

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 10, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Such a wonderful feeling

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate Barea so much still

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

only good

with dirk on the floor. still the same defensive liability

by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Turnover king

Shot too much. Glad he got hot in the playoffs, but always, always hated him.

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

i always loathed the 3 guard lineup last year

by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Dig our multi-guard lineups this year.

West and Roddy > Barea

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

...

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

the most effort anyone ever poured into anything ever

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

This is like a MENSA test for you

How long do you think that video took him to film from beginning to end?

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

i do think it's funny that a dude grew his hair/beard out forever and just shaved them all down for a funny video

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Answer my question, Blah blah

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

well, I imagine he probably did it in order and reversed it in the gif

but still a while considering how long it takes to totally shave down a mass of hair tha big. 2 hours, I’d say. If he planned out the order in which he wanted to do it

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

You pass my MENSA test.

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I WIN!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

LIN!

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

LINsanity

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

agree

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

What LINSANITY did I miss?

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

Solid three.

He’s just taking over the fourth.

by Arson55 on Feb 10, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

So

This Lin guy is pretty fucking good

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Harvard

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Well there you go

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 9:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Why is Minnesota not fouling down by 7???

WTF

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

Doesn't matter

That was really weird.

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Finally beat Minnesota!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Poor Shumpert

He owned New York for a day and a half.

by sprite on Feb 10, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

LINSANITY

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

LIN VS KOBE

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

Assembling furniture sucks

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions  

on 13/22 shooting

vs kobe’s 31 on 10/28

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

and 6 TO's

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 10, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take that line with the turnovers any night.

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck are you hesitating there?

afraid kobe was gonna pear you if you did?

by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

Oh wow

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:39 PM CST reply actions  

god damn blake

stop being a pussy and shoot the fuckin ball. if you arent shooting a wide open 3 why are you this roster?

by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 9:39 PM CST reply actions  

BLACK MAMBA

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:40 PM CST reply actions  

Ye of little faith

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

kinda wish he wasn't such a churchy fuck, like Michael Chang

BUT REALLY, THIS IS PRETTY FUCKIN’ FUN

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh I like it!

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Lin > Kareem

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow
tomhaberstroh
No Knick has scored 38 points on the Lakers at MSG in 25 years. Until Jeremy Lin tonight.

by sprite on Feb 10, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

their defense has improved hubie

b/c their 2 best offensive players are laughably bad at defense and arent playing

by studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

all JEREMY LIN Knicks garb temporarily sold out ...

… perfect time for me to finally unload these Lin ROCKETS jerseys? Sittin’ on a gross, plenty of XXXL’s for you fat fucks …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 10, 2012 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

There's a chance I might be at the tailgate now

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 10:02 PM CST reply actions  

WOOOOO

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 10, 2012 10:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You're so gonna get roofied

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I will watch my water like a hawk

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Awful movie

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

I really really tried to like it, but it was pretty bad.

by Rangers Fan Mike on Feb 10, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Started off okay but dropped off really fast

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It's on, now.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

*Marks all read

Sup dudes? I’m thinking of replacing Brandy with the brunette from Shipping Wars as “A&E star I’d most like to Yuuup all over”

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

HEY BT I MISSED YOU

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I was cooking dinner for Babymamatill

What’d I miss?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Vapid seems kinda harsh.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

shrug

LSJ gonna LSJ

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

You should read it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't feel like finding it on the app, bro...

Don’t sweat the small shit.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm not sweating it.

I was more amused than anything.

It was like Bob lecturing me about quality food.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait,

the husband is cooking for the wife!?

Now I’ve seen everything.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 10, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I could agree to this.

It’s a tough call, though.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 10, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like you bring this up every OT thread

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay LSB

can someone explain Shipping Wars to me?

by grn_lantern on Feb 10, 2012 10:27 PM CST reply actions  

it's on a&e right now

Watch it

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I am...

I don’t get the point…

by grn_lantern on Feb 10, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

well then you do get the point...

It’s pointless, mindless tv

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

so

gametable.com has axis and allies…am I the only person just now discovering this?

by grn_lantern on Feb 10, 2012 10:38 PM CST reply actions  

Those evil-natured robots...

They’re programmed to destroy us.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 10:45 PM CST reply actions  

Mike E?

HI JDT

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm shitfaced and listening to Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

You get to choose my drink of choice.

Pick:

Also have limoncello and jager in the freezer.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't even make out most of those bottles.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Crown, Sailor Jerry's... Tequila in the glass bottle

belvedere, that’s an irish whiskey on the front left, disaronno, bluecoat gin, hendricks gin

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Amaretto, two cubes of ice.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude

I like your style. That’s what I was going for.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a good late-night indulgence.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I would drink it 2 or 3 nights a week in college.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I was too busy putting away cases of Old Milwaukee

It didn’t get any better than that.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Than Old Milwaukee? Haha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

if i drank i would have a setup like this.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing but class, fuckah

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

my setup

a big ass bottle of Canadian Club in the cabinet above the stove. And some diet 7-up in the fridge. and some straws.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Alcoholic

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Must be since I have no redeeming qualities

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I have yet to see any

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

</3

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

SEE

YOU CAN’T EVEN TAKE A JOKE

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

</3

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

And now you can't forgive and forget

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah it's cool.

I forgive you.

Drink with me.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that a name of a band?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Album by the Flaming Lips

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

o_O

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Outside my realm of music knowledge

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Kids these days...

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

This

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I listened

Not bad

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That's one of those nostalgic albums for me

I remember exactly when and where I first heard it.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Same, same.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

When I get a new pair of headphones

it’s always one of the first albums I play to test them out. The range and intricacy of both electronic and recorded sounds on the album is amazing.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Her name is Yoshimi

She’s a black belt in karate
working for the city
she has to discipline her body

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

The sound effect after the karate line...

Slays me every time!

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I do not

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Screw you, Schultzybear.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, now you made me upset

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Love you, Schultzybear.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

</3

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, honeybear.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

It's okay

I forgive you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Aww

LSB cares.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Careful, Benji.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 10:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Why should he be careful?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

fallout new vegas

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

i want to build a new PC so bad.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Nerd

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

.gif

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

So that's you, me...

Heebs?

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by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd play

Probably will lose but I’ll try

by Heebs on Feb 10, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

You ever played Risk?

We’re just having fun here

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Jobu, Heebs

Sign up at conquerclub – join game # 10595422

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

We need one more.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

There is nothing on TV

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:10 PM CST reply actions  

Fringe, Supernatural, Nikita

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

So yeah

Nothing on TV

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't even like Fringe?

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Never watched it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Well there's your problem

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not really GREAT, but it's solid entertainment

And Anna Torv.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 11, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

what else is in that category?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

im not at all a fan

tried it, ex REALLY tried to get me int oit

i should like it

…but i dont

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

What is this?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably a show about a guy named Tim

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

cartoon on HBO

about a 20-something named TIm, who lives in New York. Nothing ever goes right for poor Tim. It is hilarious

by sarnold on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

This doesn't help me either

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Something on normal cable

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

yea, can’t help you there

by sarnold on Feb 10, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Glee time, y'all.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 PM CST reply actions  

your clock is broken

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

My clock is straight up set to "groovin"

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a little drunk, Loblawboblaw

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Contract done my friend

I won. Hit 192

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah i start my comparable thing tomorrow.

how long were you walking/day?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

On treadmill 2-3 days?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

2-3 days?

confused?

how long per day? (actual time, not goal time)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

24 hours at a time, bro

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

2/3 miles

I’m a little drunk

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah i can do that

im biking basically 8-10 miles a couple of times a week (3 or 4)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Good man

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

oh yeah, you asked about my modifications

money is changed up (obv)

about lost/week is changed down, then up (2.5 first 2 weeks, then up from there)

items prohibited are different, since among other things i very rarely drink any sodas and obv dont drink alcohol. essentially drinking loose leaf tea + coffee, no soda, no sweet tea & curtailing energy drinks over the next 3 weeks (going from energy drinks to tea) — i am about 50/50 latte vs coffee at the moment and am going to about 1 latte/week (french press + loose leaf)

food that is the same: no bacon, pizza, cake/pie, potato/corn chips, taquitos. french fries, hamburgers (fast food)

food is diff: not cutting red meat (rarely eat it, but not cutting it out 100%), candy (dont eat itoften, but in the mood sometimes)

+ specific amount of water/day

workout: trying to decide on a fair/even balance btwn treadmill (walking) + stairmaster and exercise bike. i usually bike now, need to figure out how much difference it is actually going to be or if should go to 100% walking

have the actual thing at work, just putting the money basically into a new savings subaccount in my ING account, will either spend the money back on me for something nice or pay it 100% to student loans (ugh)

anyway, just gotta get it taken care of/do it. no more excuses.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Good work man Keep me posted

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

trying to decide if i want it on beeminder or not

check beeminder out

i really like it, but im a data nerd

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

can you have baked potato chips?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

what was your stance on thsi benji?

FYI: im going to have a LOT more of your stew stuff

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Stew stuff?

Just look at the calories… It’s all about calories

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

stew

its basically rotel, chicken crockpot

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

new vegas

!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Bob Loblaw's Famous Chicken Chili Stew

in a crockpot:
2 lbs of chicken breasts
one 10oz can of Rotel Hot Habanero diced tomatoes
one 12oz can of regular diced tomatoes
1 packet of Old El Paso HOT taco seasoning
one 12oz can of corn

Turn on high for 4-5 hours (until the chicken is done)
shred the chicken with forks and put back into the pot
add 1 packet of REGULAR taco seasoning and cook on LOW for another 2 or so hours.

Serve with saltines. So good, you guys. And pretty healthy. I have the nutrition info somewhere…high in protein, fairly low in carbs, low in calories and quite filling

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I doubt you actually use chicken

Probably squirrel

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

you're the one who CHOSE to move to Oklahoma

I was dragged here, kicking and screaming

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I live on a college campus

I have no interaction with Oklahoma

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 11, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

you live in the most Oklahoma-ey part of Oklahoma

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I seriously doubt that

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 11, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

i use chili instead of taco

you should seriously try it.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

chili seasoning instead of taco seasoning?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

teh packet

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

hmmm

i must try this

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

its solid

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll send you on some crockpot recipes, then

FYI, on the chicken chili stew, try a teaspoon each of chili powder and paprika in the last hour or so. I did it that way this time and i think it might taste a little better, if that was possible

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

send me good recipes

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

OK

wife is doing Weight Watchers now and loves the crock pot…when we do a good one, I’ll send it to you.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Show started out good

Now it’s a just a joke.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 11, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Loblaw's here

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 10, 2012 11:21 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

'sup motherfuckers?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy Shit

Just realized today is the 7th anniversary of the night I got arrested. Time flies.

by sarnold on Feb 10, 2012 11:22 PM CST reply actions  

what'd you do?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

it took me a while to make it all the way through the thread

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

lets hear the story

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Freshman year of college, I went to a Cory Morrow concert at Gruene hall

I got drunk before hand and got kicked out on the way in. Some asshole state trooper decided I was trouble. Not a big deal, but I had to wait until the concert ended until the guys I went with got out so I could go home.

Well, so I thought. I befriended some New Braunfels HIgh School students who convinced me it was a good idea to walk around looking for beer coolers in the back of people’s pickups. Some New Braunfels police officer saw me doing this and started questioning me. He decided I was too drunk to let alone and arrested me for PI. I spent the night in the drunk tank until my brother and my friend I was at the concert with came to get me around 4 in the morning.

The worst part was that I wasn’t all that drunk that night. For as drunk as I was my freshman year of college, that was not the night I should’ve been arrested.

by sarnold on Feb 10, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I was arrested by state police in NM just a couple of years ago.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 10, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

In between Ft. Sumner and Santa Rosa. Driving home from Dallas to Santa Fe with the family.

State police flashed lights and wanted me to pull over. 2-line hwy (no shoulder) and pitch black at 8:30p.m. I slowed to 5-10 below the speed limit and proceeded to the truck stop in santa rosa, where stopping would be safer. State police guy in pursuit calls in help and there’s a fucking blockade 2 miles away from the truck stop. So, yeah. I get cuffed and taken to the station in santa rosa, while my wife and two kids follow behind. My wife finds my DOJ badge and I big-time my way out of there about 30 mins after arriving.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 10, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

based on that story?

yeah, probably. Sorry.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

the guy didn't know i was wandering around looking for beer

He just knew i was a 19-year-old kid walking through the parking lot

by sarnold on Feb 10, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

the drunk 19 year old wandering around in a parking lot would probably do it for me

it’s one thing if you’re drunk and just chillin, but looking like you’re possibly up to no good?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

yea, that makes since

I just read my 2500 word “blog post” on the event. Seven years, adjusts memories. I so deserved to get arrested that night.

by sarnold on Feb 11, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

haha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I fucking love Glee

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:30 PM CST reply actions  

Just because I like Glee doesn't mean I like a dick in the ass.

But I fully support other’s rights to do that.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

so weird

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Why weird?!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

why do you like it?

expand

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I like musical theatre.

I like singing. I like positive, corny, joyful scenarios.

It has all that with beautiful voices.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

because it's such a not good show

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Your opinions suck

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

i think we will find that the majority back my opinion here

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Your other opinions suck

This one I can understand, but I still love the show.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

So the show sucks, but you like it anyways?

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 10, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

NOT THIS AGAIN

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

No one wants to play

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

conquerclub.com

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

nerdalert.org

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

iliveonoklahomandthereforesuck.net

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

clownpenis.fart

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck you dot nothing

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

this was the funniest one

where’s Chrom?!?!?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 10, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

FFFFF

alt + tab out of new vegas to catch up w/ thread

…game crashes.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:36 PM CST reply actions  

it's foolish not to save before alt-tabbing

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

the main issue is i:

saved
walked up to door, went through door, game autosaves and then puts you on the other side of the door

ive had issues in one place earlier in the game where it corrupted my savefile (singular, im at 130+ hours in new vegas, so i have a shitton of savefiles)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

well its a bethesda game

evidently its fixed (FINALLY) in skyrim

i can tab in + out of almost all VALVe games easy

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

So...

Did ya’ll enjoy having your team beat my team tonight?

by Heebs on Feb 10, 2012 11:43 PM CST reply actions  

Someone else come play Risk

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 10, 2012 11:58 PM CST reply actions  

The game of world domination??

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 11:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

We need Jerry to watch our board

I don’t trust you

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

What?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I take it you don't watch Seinfeld

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

oh come the fuck on

You don’t get that reference?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:04 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Theyre a sad race of people, BT

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Worse than long-galleys

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Long-talkers*

God danggit

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Auto correct

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:11 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It's the worts

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You may tell jokes

But you are no comedian!

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

As a stand up comedian

Women will expect you to be very…capable, sexually.

Kind of like a female gymnast would be.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

yea

i just googled the quote to see what all the hubbub was about.

sadly im not very capable, really at anything

by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Other than telling funny jokes.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

A poll I can't vote on

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 10, 2012 11:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

twss

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Loblaw

You ever been arrested? I assume yes

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:00 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

He arrests himself

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That's Mrs. Loblaw

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 11, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I would too.

I’d do a lot of stupid shit like that drunk

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:03 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

no

I have not. Never came close. Well..once I got pulled over at 1 in the morning for running a stop sign (I floated it, yes, but years later I realized it was a private property stop sign on the ACU Campus so Abilene PD had no right to stop me at all) and I had an unopened 12 pack behind the seat of the truck. Not sure if that would’ve been an arrest (unlikely) or a ticket. But that’s as close as I’ve ever come.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

That story was uneventful.

I expected a better one.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:05 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I probably would've gotten arrested for PI in Baltimore, had I not been a cop

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Met someone in prison, eh

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 11, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Spent only a night in jail.

But it got my priorities straight.

by Heebs on Feb 11, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Every man should spend a night in jail

So they can understand how much it sucks

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:09 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Story?

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Story would take too long.

Short version. Managed a 7 diamond baseball facility. Got drunk with several buddies in the concession stand one off night of work. Cops came. Ran from police and escaped by laying down for an hour in a foresty area for an hour. Tried to get home by crawling through an area extremely dense with thickets. Cut the shit out of my arms and legs. Finally quit that and walked around to my home. Cops were waiting for me at home because friends had given me away. Got handcuffed in front of dad. Overnight in jail. Had a gas with the guy next to me who I’d never met before. cops thought we were best friends. Fin.

by Heebs on Feb 11, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

WOW

that is lame. F that

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Wasn't a huge deal.

They were threatening them with breaking and entering and I was the only one with a key. I wasn’t surprised.

by Heebs on Feb 11, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

ONE MORE FOR RISK NOW

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:03 AM CST reply actions  

fine

where do i go?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Old news

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 11, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I have a distant cousin who's a state trooper here in Texas.

He pulled over Tommy Lee Jones for speeding and started posting about it on his facebook. TMZ loved that. My cousin is a dumbass.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 11, 2012 12:06 AM CST reply actions  

your cousin might be in for an ass-chewing at work sometime soon....

Law Enforcement Agencies HATE FB

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

He has already received his ass-chewing.

This happened a few years ago.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 11, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

ah

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

How fast was he going?

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Don't know.

I’m not even facebook friends with him, so I was told about it by other family members. He’s part of the crazy side of the family.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 11, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't decide which side of my family is crazy

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

LOOGIT ME IN A BRAND NEW HYUNDAI

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:17 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

G'DAY MATE!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

We're very proud

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:18 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

he passed out

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Ah to be drunk again.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:24 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

pussy

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

24/7 labor call

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:34 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

meh

get a cab to haul drunk you and knocked up missus to the hospital

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

You should arrest him

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I didn't pass out fucker

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

i shouldve followed through

and gotten drunk tonight. but we had no beer and id like to save my liquor. that and i dont like drinkin by myself

by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 12:25 AM CST reply actions  

This is the first time that I've really been apart of LSB late-night

It’s oddly similar to LSB morning and afternoon

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:29 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Fuck you slut fuck

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

no

I’m here

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Fucking play your turn

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

it wasn't updating for me

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

twss

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Shocking

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 11, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

this place was going ape last night

probably 10-15 active posters until about 2 am

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

i gotta work all day tomorrow.

I don’t know if I can last that long

by Heebs on Feb 11, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

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"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

It was better when you weren't here

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 11, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

It's basically the same

except all of us are naked.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 11, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

hey benji

PLAY

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:36 AM CST reply actions  

Done bitch

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

LSB Late Night sucks

Just complaints about an online board game…

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

ONLINE BOARD GAME!!!

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm considering hitting the liquor store tomorrow.

Need to try a Vesper.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:43 AM CST reply actions  

*Fingers crossed*

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

She just retweeted me.

Shit. Better chances on Twitter than anywhere else

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Lol...well played.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

think long term.

if you ended up falling in love with her, you’d have to put up with him at thanksgiving. the worst offender of “Broadcasters who only refer to the NFL as ‘The National. Football. League’”

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I think I could deal with it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

what if she's a dumb bitch?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't care

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Not trying to be a jerk

Being completely serious….she doesn’t look a little manly to you?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

uh

bro….

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Far right

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Think it's the jaw

Pretty strong…

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

OH YEAH SO MANLY

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

DUDE HER BALLS ARE GIANT

SO MANLY

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Weird

I can’t even SEE her balls in this pic.

Stupid computer…

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

MUCH better pic

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Stud

You and I don’t get along often

But drunk as I am I’m a fan of this comment

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I really think it's just knowing who her father is.

It’s messing with my judgment.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Your cock is broken

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm married, dude

It’s not broken, it’s just unused.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

wut

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah dude

I BET SHE HAS A GIANT COCK LOOK AT THAT HORRENDOUS ADAM’S APPLE AND GIANT LOBSTER-CRACKING HANDZ

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Look honestly her face doesn't look that swell

I probably wouldn’t bang.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe if I was drunk

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

You're lying through her eye bags

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

You have no more opinion

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Got plenty

Like to hear em?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Actually yes

Do you love me or not

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, Benji

Sweet, sweet Benji…

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

DO YOU LOVE ME

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

YOU REALLY WANNA DO THIS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?!

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

YES TELL ME

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

HOW COULD I LOVE SOMEONE THAT COULD NEVER LOVE ME,

AS MUCH AS HE LOVES HIMSELF?!

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I'M SORRY

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey, we live and learn, Benji.

We live and learn.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

you don't know that

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

that she doesn't stink like her idiot father

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

One of my favorite Youtube vids of all time right here...

http://youtu.be/1OmE3B-s8ow

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

this is mine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k_LZbS5oig

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Awesome

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

i got an external hard drive for my birthday last year

and it fucked up after about 5 months of using it but i had about 80 gigs of classic sports games and documentaries saved on that thing, this was one of the games. calvin fucking booth

by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I could've sworn i've seen the entire game on youtube before

but i can’t find it. I’d pay a lot of money for that game on DVD

by sarnold on Feb 11, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

i can send you an invite

to this sport site that has tons of games to dl. that’s where i found it

by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

alright i sent it.

the thing w/this site is you normally have to upload 5 gigs to be able to download games yourself. but this is listed as a bonus leech so you dont have to do that

it’s kinda hard to find games but type in mavericks vs. jazz to find this one

by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

@Loblaw

You ever been to Cain’s Ballroom in Tulsa for a concert?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:50 AM CST reply actions  

no i have not

I’ve been to 2 concerts: Shania Twain at Reunion in 98 and Pat Green in Stephenville in 99

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

Not. Helpful.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Awww screw it

How was Shania?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

awful

dumb girlfriend won tickets and dragged me. I should’ve broken up then and there

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

If I pull this off will I be the hero of LSB

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:54 AM CST reply actions  

yeah

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Dude, if you pull this off

you can dump LSB forever.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't quit you, LSB.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

What kind of porno are you talking about here?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 11, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

See above

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah like that's going to work.

I thought you were talking about something that might actually be possible.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 11, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Anything is possible, Aqua.

I did hook up with this though

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Congratulations.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 11, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

x

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD IS THAT A MAN?!?!?!?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

my bad

thought I had already

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

WOULD NOT BANG

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I need another drink

Who is staying up with me for a while?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:03 AM CST reply actions  

me

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

i am

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Still bro?

So who is staying up and how late?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:37 AM CST up reply actions  

idk

im up

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:38 AM CST up reply actions  

HOW LATE SHOULD I POUR ANOTHER DRINKYPOO

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions  

eh?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions  

How late are you gonna be up should id rink more

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions  

idk

prob done w/ new vegas, at a good stopping point

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:41 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

i just did

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:44 AM CST up reply actions  

gonna try until 0500

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:44 AM CST up reply actions  

oh five hundy

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:44 AM CST up reply actions  

i don't think I'm gonna make it

unless you people start keeping me better company

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know about me either

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh would you look at that, e2drummer

Stefon Diggs to Maryland.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 11, 2012 1:03 AM CST reply actions  

Cool.

Didn’t need him, he sucks, non-committable offer, blah, blah, blah, etc.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 11, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha.

They probably paid him to go there.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 11, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

He was afraid of our WR depth...

I could do this all day.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 11, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

THe US women's national team plays in Frisco tomorrow

I’m gonna get a date with one of these women. you just watch.

by sarnold on Feb 11, 2012 1:04 AM CST reply actions  

Leave Alex for me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 11, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Good point.

She might need someone to cuddle with after all the sex she’ll be having with the non-Schultzys.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 11, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

So cruel

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 11, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Solid choice

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 11, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Goodnight LSB

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 11, 2012 1:05 AM CST reply actions  

Fuck you cunt

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey Jobu:

Could you be so kind as to fill me in on who is winning the Risk game?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm gonna miss Bob

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

i still don't know how to play that game

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions  

i tried

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Yall almost done?

Gonna play another? It seems I will be up a bit.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I wil ltooo

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, this should be fun

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Aqua

We’ve had our fights. But I think you’re a good person at heart, even if you can be insufferable at times.

<3

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:07 AM CST reply actions  

I'm assuming everyone has seen that ridiculous youtube video of the dad who caught his daughter running her mouth on FB and he shot the laptop

this guy is a fucking moron

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:14 AM CST reply actions  

Nope

Checking now…

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

here

http://www.litefm.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=421220&article=9738000

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Just take it from her, genius. I get the symbolism and all that but WHY WOULD YOU DESTROY A LAPTOP TO MAKE A POINT?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Now Drinking: Limoncello

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:16 AM CST reply actions  

now drinking: CC and diet Sierra Mist

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Sprite is the best lemon-lime flavored beverage.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 11, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

i prefer 7-up

but I honestly don’t find a giant difference in any of them

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Sprite is sweeter.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 11, 2012 1:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure I could taste the difference

twss

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

My internet has been extremely slow tonight.

I’m hoping it’s my internet and not my computer.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 11, 2012 1:17 AM CST reply actions  

x

http://www.speakeasy.net/speedtest/

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 11, 2012 1:18 AM CST up reply actions  

5.14 mbps

is that good?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 11, 2012 1:23 AM CST up reply actions  

People on LSB underestimate my intelligence.

Just because I talk about money and hot bitches and shit.

I went to Wharton for a goddamn reason.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:22 AM CST up reply actions  

???

What’d I miss by getting rid of FB two years ago?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Huh?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Misunderstood

For some reason I read that as Facebook. Disregard. Go back to the game.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Start a game up

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:32 AM CST up reply actions  

how in the hell am I not supposed to add "I went to Wharton for a goddamn reason" to my ever-expanding sig line?!!?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I think the school you went to is a very mediocre way to show how smart you are

it’s like ERA… sure, if you have a low ERA, there’s a decent chance you’re a good pitcher.

But, Jair Jurrjens has two sub-3 ERA seasons.

by Jobu. on Feb 11, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

JAIR JURRJENS IS WHARTON!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:34 AM CST up reply actions  

He had HIGH HOPES

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 11, 2012 1:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Jobu

I’m hurt.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Just sayin!

lotta smart people don’t go to great colleges, and a lot of stupid people go to amazing colleges

by Jobu. on Feb 11, 2012 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

So what am I to you, Bucky!?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Tough to say, benji

an enigma wrapped in a mystery

by Jobu. on Feb 11, 2012 1:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I like you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

i shoulda tried harder in high school and gone to a better college

although it probably would have zero impact on what I do for a living

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I think this sometimes

but high school was fucking fun

by Jobu. on Feb 11, 2012 1:39 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

I didn’t really do any studying in high school. I probably had the potential to be a doctor or lawyer or something like that, but I really didn’t like school that much and it frustrated me to no end

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I liked it

I just always insisted on getting by with the least amount of work

by Jobu. on Feb 11, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

me too

some As, mostly Bs and a few Cs…coulda been all As if I tried harder

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

/AUSTIN COLLEGE

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:37 AM CST up reply actions  

KOK and JOBU

DO YALL KNOW YOU WENT TO SCHOOL IN MY BIRTH CITY

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions  

born at wilson N jones?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes I was

Twin too

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:41 AM CST up reply actions  

i assumed that was the case heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:42 AM CST up reply actions  

no

benji born one place, they put mom in an ambulance, drove her to another city where she had benjitwin

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:45 AM CST up reply actions  

OPULENCE FUCKER

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:46 AM CST up reply actions  

But I lived in Denison

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Did yall ever go to City Limits?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

My wife worked there for a bit

by Jobu. on Feb 11, 2012 2:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Did she?

That was a place I went to all the time when I was little.

Like 4 years old little

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Great chicken fried steak

and amazing cheese sticks

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Also Corn Dog 7 at Midway Mall

There was a picture of my twin and me in the back before it shut down

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:43 AM CST up reply actions  

there was one of those in the Mall of Abilene

pretty good. Not State Fair good, but pretty damn good

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't get the corn dogs there.

That’s not why you went

I went to get cheese dogs. I grew up on American cheese dogs

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:46 AM CST up reply actions  

that sounds seriously horrible

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:47 AM CST up reply actions  

"Loblaw, you want me to shoot you in the stomach with this 45 and you take yer chances

or eat this pound of cheese?"

“Please try not to shoot me in the liver”

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Dude it it amazing fuckface dillfucker

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:48 AM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I think tha'ts the drunkest thing i've ever typed

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:52 AM CST up reply actions  

has to be in the top 10

i really really hope I end up coming to TG4

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:54 AM CST up reply actions  

why is that

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:55 AM CST up reply actions  

because there are many of you I haven't met yet

you
Aqua
IANF
FP
Micah
and many, many more!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Micah is going to be there???

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure she's flying down for the festivities

could be wrong, since I don’t read the AM threads

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:58 AM CST up reply actions  

the TG thread says so

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 3:00 AM CST up reply actions  

She's gonna love that I'm there

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 3:03 AM CST up reply actions  

geez, you two

get along. for the sake of the children!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 3:04 AM CST up reply actions  

No

Until her hypocrisy level drops from 12/10.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 3:05 AM CST up reply actions  

sheesh

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 3:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Where's Micah been lately, anyway?

Seems like awhile since she’s been around.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 11, 2012 2:58 AM CST up reply actions  

not sure

I haven’t been around myself except last night

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 3:00 AM CST up reply actions  

yes i did

it wasnt bad

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:43 AM CST up reply actions  

i was thinking about it the other day

i think i have been back in sherman 3x since our graduation

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I wanna drink with you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Calm down, Namath

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Namath had fuckin' style

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

man

no kidding. Benji has gone full Namath on us

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:34 AM CST up reply actions  

How so

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

stylin and drunk

trying to kiss all up on Suzy Kolber

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

you going to come to dallas and hang out with LSBers?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:37 AM CST up reply actions  

anytime?

im in dallas essentially every other weekend these days lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions  

thats awesome

w/ the wife i assume?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:41 AM CST up reply actions  

nice!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I mentioned my "blog" earlier. I wrote this on 4-9-05
i didn’t see the end of the the game last night so i can’t comment. i think they lost because i checked up on it in the top of the ninth, and we were losing pretty bad. I had a game of beirut waiting for me and that took precedent. CHan Ho looked good for a while, but we all knew he was gonna fuck something up… and of course he did.

The hardline mentioned that Hank BLalock looks like he’s swinging for the fences too much. I agree. He needs to learn how to bunt so he can get easy basehits when they put that bullshit shift on him… but he won’t because he’s too big time

I want laynce back on the roster. He’s far cooler thatn GMJ. GMJ has no sence of humor as evident by his reaction to diareah man. Plus Laynce spells laynce with a y and thats cool

this is 19-year-old me

by sarnold on Feb 11, 2012 1:34 AM CST reply actions  

It actually does

It’s a shame he had to bust and ruin a perfectly good name for Rangers fans.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 11, 2012 1:47 AM CST up reply actions  

It's kind of artsy-looking

I like it.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 11, 2012 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

joined

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

In it to win it*

*get blown up before the game really gets started

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:39 AM CST up reply actions  

you mean this one

http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=join1&submit=Join&page=2&game=10595679

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:39 AM CST up reply actions  

nevermind

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

that's weird

oval office…tons of porno mags behind the books in the bookcases?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Friend is decorating our former training officer's room with stripper poles, blow-up dolls,

a large dildo, etc.

That’s why I spent an uncomfortable amount of time in a sex shop with an 18-year-old girl today.

by AsDevilsRun on Feb 11, 2012 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

do her?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:55 AM CST up reply actions  

you can't do chicks?!?!?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I can.

I don’t. I WAS SCHULTZY BEFORE SCHULTZY EXISTED>

by AsDevilsRun on Feb 11, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

gotcha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions  

What are we doing now?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I hate Risk.

I have a bad habit of never rolling higher than two. No amount of strategy makes up for that.

by Arson55 on Feb 11, 2012 1:53 AM CST up reply actions  

It's random

You aren’t picked on.

by Jobu. on Feb 11, 2012 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Someone clearly isn't an RPG nerd.

Anyone who has played any amount of D&D realizes that dice have a mind of their own, and hate certain people.

by Arson55 on Feb 11, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Risk

Risk is what’s up

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Sorry

Wasn’t refreshing.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

One, two, three, four

Underneath the cellar floor
Five, six, seven, eight
Lover will suffocate

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 11, 2012 1:54 AM CST reply actions  

i thik i'd bang this Adele lady everyone keeps talking about

yeah, she’s a little big. But she seems like a nice lady

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:08 AM CST reply actions  

i would do Ke$ha

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:16 AM CST reply actions  

Now I understand why you were bashing on me for my chick opinion.

You are into Ke$ha…you’re opinion is moo.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions  

she's crazy

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

but there’s a fine line between crazy like she’d do you in a cab and crazy like she’d kill you for breathing too loud.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 2:23 AM CST up reply actions  

i think she's #1, not #2

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Hope that works out for you.

I can speak at the funeral, if needed.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 2:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Can't lie, Jobu...

I expected that from Benji, not you. It hurts.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Sittin in the drive thru at whataburger.

Double with cheese, bacon and grilled onions.

It’s okay to be jealous.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Feb 11, 2012 2:27 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

oh my

i don’t know what this is

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Dude

Come on

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:33 AM CST up reply actions  

this is the worst trolling ever

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:33 AM CST up reply actions  

you're insane

move somewhere that’s 1500mi from the closest one. you’ll miss it like you never knew

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:46 AM CST up reply actions  

ohmygod

you’re insane

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:52 AM CST up reply actions  

well then

we can no longer be friends.

When I was in Cub Scouts, we took a field trip to the Plano City Jail. The jailer said the inmates have to eat hamburgers from Country Burger (kind of similar to Whataburger) 3 meals a day. I was like “uh..I gotta go rob the shit out of a bank!”

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Are you drunk jobs

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:34 AM CST up reply actions  

remove the cheese

mmmm

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Got killed in Risk.

I can’t go on living….or awake, at least. Nite LSB.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 2:31 AM CST reply actions  

i love you

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

sorry, Benji

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:32 AM CST reply actions  

It's cool man

That’s why it’s a game of Risk, bro.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:33 AM CST up reply actions  

i still have no idea what I'm doing

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I like Prince of Persia: Sands of Time

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:33 AM CST reply actions  

Extremely underrated movie, IMO.

Loved the absolute shit out of it the first time I saw it.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 11, 2012 2:35 AM CST up reply actions  

It's poetic and the love aspect of it is great.

Just great.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:36 AM CST up reply actions  

watch it

its solid

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I really think it was pretty well done.

I’ve watched it three or four times.

It’s one of those I won’t seek out to watch, but if it’s on one of my movie channels, I’ll stay.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:36 AM CST up reply actions  

No way you aren't drunk fucker

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:35 AM CST up reply actions  

You have to be

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:43 AM CST up reply actions  

/AUSTINCOLLEGE

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:38 AM CST up reply actions  

blah

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:52 AM CST reply actions  

what

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 2:52 AM CST up reply actions  

blah blah blah

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 2:54 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah bed time

im too damn old for this stuff

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 2:58 AM CST up reply actions  

good luck with your deal

i’m drunk so i can’t find good words to use

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 3:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I need sexings

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 3:07 AM CST reply actions  

word?!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 3:07 AM CST up reply actions  

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 3:08 AM CST up reply actions  

holy lord

that pizza made my piss smell like the inside of a meat grinder. so worth it, though. maybe one of my favorite pizzas to eat

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 3:09 AM CST reply actions  

the Mob Boss, no olives

http://www.hideawaypizza.com/menu.php

the Sooner Schooner is good, too, but I hated ordering it

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 3:11 AM CST up reply actions  

well, i guess all you sons a bitches have gone to bed

time to catch up on old Sons of Anarchy shows

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 11, 2012 3:17 AM CST reply actions  

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