Weekend OT Thread
by vfn on Feb 11, 2012 5:50 AM CST
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PrintFebruary 11 is the 42nd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 323 days remaining until the end of the year (324 in leap years).
- 1861 – American Civil War: United States House of Representatives unanimously passes a resolution guaranteeing noninterference with slavery in any state.
- 1873 – King Amadeus I of Spain abdicates.
- 1889 – Meiji Constitution of Japan is adopted; the first Diet of Japan convenes in 1890.
- 1903 – Anton Bruckner's 9th Symphony receives its first performance in Vienna.
- 1906 – Pope Pius X publishes the encyclical Vehementer nos.
- 1916 – Emma Goldman is arrested for lecturing on birth control.
- 1919 – Friedrich Ebert (SPD), is elected President of Germany.
- 1929 – Fascist Italy and the Vatican sign the Lateran Treaty.
- 1937 – A sit-down strike ends when General Motors recognizes the United Auto Workers Union.
- 1938 – BBC Television produces the world's first ever science fiction television program, an adaptation of a section of the Karel Capek play R.U.R., that coined the term "robot".
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A boss is here
so I might leave my hard drive in my bag. Hmmpf.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
watched take shelter last night
probably the best movie ive seen this year. was on the edge of my seat the entire time
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
I liked it a lot coming out of it, but liked it even more thinking about it later. It's at... I believe 6 on my list, and might move up more.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
what do you have ahead of it?
i still have to watch lookin at my list, carnage, dragon tattoo, the interrupters (doc), tribe called quest doc, carnage, a separation, and tucker and dale
it’d be nice if a movie like hugo got leaked too or went to the dollar theatre
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
I take it back. I've got it at 7.
A Separation (Asghar Farhadi)
The Artist (Michel Hazanavicius)
Drive (Nicholas Winding Refn)
The Descendants (Alexander Payne)
The Interrupters (Steve James)
The Skin I Live In (Pedro Almodovar)
Take Shelter (Mike Nichols)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i cant believe shannon
didnt get nominated for best actor (well actually i can, but it’s a mistake he wasnt)
who you got as best actor? had he gotten the nom? he or the artist guy? or am i forgetting someone?
also, i know you’re not a big wes anderson fan and im not really either but i watched life aquatic this week and loved it
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, if Shannon didn't get a nod for Shotgun Stories, he wasn't getting it for this.
If you haven’t seen that, definitely see it. It’s directed by Nichols as well, and I prefer it although I think they’re both great films.
This was my Best Actor ballot for the Filmspots, which is the yearly award the board I go to does. At the time, I hadn’t seen Take Shelter. I’d probably slide Shannon into 2, although I could go either way among… what would be the Top 4 at that point.
1. The Artist – Jean Dujardin
2. A Seperation – Peiman Ma’adi
3. The Descendants – George Clooney
4. Drive – Ryan Gosling
5. The Guard – Brendan Gleeson
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm finally going to get to see Hugo this week.
Just opened here Thursday, so I’ll probably go Tues.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Pras and Benji
You dudes are up in respective games.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Had to come to work before I start.
Sitting in the Haunted Mansion with a couple hours to kill. Hearing the stretch room over and over.
Entertain me.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 11, 2012 7:19 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I'm killing time going through last night's thread.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Are you not entertained?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Is this not why you are here?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 8:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Our game is going so slowly.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah.. bad timing for me to be at work, and the website being blocked.. oh well.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Well we're waiting on Benji
who apparently played his other game but neglected us.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Um no I wasn't up till this morning
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 11:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah I played my turn at like 3:30 this morning
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 11, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
I prefer to think of it as Benji abandoning us for a "hipper, cooler" Risk game.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sorry
I had stuff to do on a Friday night
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You lie and you know it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Nope
You’re just going to have to wait a little longer to watch me sweep through the panhandle
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Does anyone want a Letterboxd beta invite?
I have 3.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Maybe, what is that?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 11, 2012 7:57 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It's like a social network built around movies.
You can track what you watch, and the people that follow you can see how you rated things, give comments, etc.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Would have loved that a couple years ago.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 11, 2012 8:19 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Watched some MST3K last night
An old Joel episode called “I Accuse My Parents.” Starts off pretty slow (the short wasn’t funny at all), but the film itself had some great lines.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 11, 2012 8:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
haha i love that one.
I watched that one again last week.
Oh hey Jimmy.. OOHHHH.. QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
"Hey!
He’s eavesdropping on his eavesdropping!"
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 11, 2012 1:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have a ton of old MST VHS tapes
that I made. I need to see if this one is in my bag o’ fun. If so, I will definitely be watching this tomorrow (or today pending time zone issues).
Suck harder today, SBN.
Like 3 different comments have done that double posting glitch today.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
YET AGAIN.
Jesus.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's not fucking up for me!
….
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
You want a fucking cookie or something?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I would like one, yes.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I would as well
I would also like to watch some movies.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ah. Movies sound nice.. and I hate movies.
I just want something to do to help make time go by faster.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Oh it's the best for helping time go by
but one of my superiors is in the office so…. I’m on podcasts which don’t help nearly as much
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oh weak. Why the fuck is he there?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
She's training a new Portuguese agent
They usually don’t show up on weekends
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ohhh. Boo.
I just got hit with the double post bug. Goddammit
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
sup vfn
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Just saw the clip of Holland doing the weather on Ch 8
God what a goofy bastard
Quick question though. When they went and showed his GF did she show a ring on her finger? Did our Dutch get engaged?
yes it was reported about a month ago i believe that he got engaged
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i love that goofy bastard soo much
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The girl seems like bad news
and the type that would push him to go to the Yankees at first chance.
Hope he gets a pre-nup.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Well, Dylan commenting on the Player Wives website thinks she is kind and hot.
Hello derek holland fans im dylan and i know alot about lauren hicks her mom is my home ec teacher lauren is kind and hot
Whay's the story behind th "look at that" bit he was doing?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 11, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
*What's
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 11, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
I like him...
but I’ll be honest.
I have to turn to another station every time that Dallas Stars promo comes on the Ticket.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
i had to unfollow him on twitter
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
His twitter is awful. Not funny jokes and endless retweets.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 11, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
Dirk and Dutch's recent whiffleball match, if anyone hasn't seen it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nRiY1AYbro
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Bunt. That is what pitchers do.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 11, 2012 9:47 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I thought he got married
must be thinking about someone else
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
they showed him during a stars game the other night w a girl w a huge rock on her finger
she looked considerably older than him.. dont know if that was her or not.. she looked in her 30’s
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
Hmm, I don't know
his fiance looked 26-28ish to me.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.
I think its all the make up
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
She looks signifcantly older than him.
But i don’t think she’s more than 27 or 28.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
The weather segment
was the weirdest thing I’ve ever been a part of, haha. I’ll just say we expected a little more than 11 renditions of “Will you look at that? Just look at it!”
He did better in sports because Dale played off it well and there was something of a script.
Here’s the first half of sports — we had to cut out the Stars and Mavs highlights, which he did as Harry Caray, because of internet content rules.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.
by Conjunction on Feb 11, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Kind of awkward
I have a feeling it would be cool to meet Derek for a few minutes but he might get kind of annoying to be stuck around for very long.
I thought the weather was great
but then I am a sucker for Harry Caray impersonations
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
I don't mind him being goofy
but for God’s sake..have a bit worked out. Don’t just get up there and wing it. Have something funny that you’ve worked on instead of just ripping off Will Ferrell’s Harry Carry and fake Arnold.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeh there were a lot of awkward "I'm sinking" moments....the act has run out of steam....
He’s good in short bursts….don’t go all Brian Wilson on us now…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Strong feeling today's morning thread is going to be a shitstorm.
Proceed at your own risk (when it goes up)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Por quois?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Go to the last post of the Hamilton over/under thread.
Someone’s going to be in a mood to shit up a thread in a major way. I’m half amazed it hasn’t started here, but I fully expect it to now that I’ve mentioned it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Because I said I expect Josh to have an OPS above .840?
You’re pathetic.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Not enough of your dipshit catchphrases
You’re slipping, you sad old man.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Nice job of shitting up the OT thread.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 11, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Forget it, John. It's Joseytown.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
VFN, you're the one who brought it into this thread
and lately you’ve been more combative than usual, what gives?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Yeah, I don't really know why people get upset when they call somebody out
And that person then shows up.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 11, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Passive aggressive assholery is the new LSB rage.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 11, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
These are so great
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Enough
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
DealWithIt.gif
or just go focus on how to stop teams and buscones from accepting under the table money in the entire latin america market, since its so easy.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 12, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Labyrinth is on Showtime right now
Does this movie hold up at all over the years?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
How odd . . . this recent article asked the EXACT SAME QUESTION
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Now you know
I’m actually Rebecca Milzoff
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
you're smart and a pretty good writer, Becky . . . ARE YOU HOT?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
d3 baseball
gotta love being able to watch my brother play live on the internet
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
east texas school
1b now (jacked up shoulder/knee)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
a lot of places are having their winter clearance right now. Depending on what you need.
Backcountry.com, Rockcreek.com, altrec.com all have good sales going right now. Academy had underarmour cold gear on clearance too.
nice to know about academy
may have to run bt there today
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
thats a good deal
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
i got my ski bib and goggles and stuff at academy last spring on clearance.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
I picked up a few things this morning at Gander Mountain here in Tyler for my trip this week.
Great prices right now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I do not like it getting this cold
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
me either
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 10:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
It is 18 degrees right now
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
looks nice and warm in Australia on MLB Network
Australian Baseball League Championship Series, Perth v. Melbourne. Good lord, this is like the early days of ESPN . . .
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Probably because they don't have internet there
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i love it
can’t wait to go to work tonight. I can outlast anyone in the cold..especially around here.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Good for you!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Missed this last night...
Jason Whitlock @WhitlockJason
Some lucky lady in NYC is gonna feel a couple inches of pain tonight.
drunkkkkk
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
Wonder how long before he gets fired
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
yeah
he isn’t a standup comic. He’s a sports writer. Totally different standards of what’s an acceptible comment
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
This
I don’t think its that offensive, but his job isn’t to make jokes like that and we’ve seen a few people get fired over similar racist twitter comments.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Its a joke based on a racial stereotype
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
artifacts of racism? scroll down or search this page (ctrl-F) for
“Does it look like this”
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Genius
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 11, 2012 11:13 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I hte him so much.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
is it gonna be his massive gut falling on top of her head and crushing her spine while she's trying to find his dick to give himhead?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
gonna be awesome
http://androidcentral.com/htc-endeavor-quad-core-phone-reportedly-way
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:04 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Woot
A quad-band (not penta-band) HSPA+ radio is apparently in the bag too, which suggests this device may be AT&T-bound in the US.
I’ve been waiting to upgrade my phone until the tegra’s hit the phones. Usually these things always end up on Verizon or Sprint first.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
yep. can't wait
upgrade is in april
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 12:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that radio thingy has nothing to do w/ radio you listen to, right?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
nope
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
Post Mavs game bar suggestions. Shoot.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 11, 2012 11:26 AM CST reply actions
Applebees
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Sup dudes?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 11:29 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
not much broski!
yourself?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Trying to figure out what a marathon was doing going through my neighborhood.
Assholes made me late to work.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 11:35 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
whatever happened to that guy who drove his car through the bike race?
I think you could do it and be fine
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That guy had the right of way.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 11:48 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You should have run them over.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Dottie Sandusky almost runs over reporter: she mad
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
hellogoodbye
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
done & done.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 11, 2012 11:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
its a good album
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
how many Skittles does a penny get you?
I never use those machines anymore
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
guess I should be glad a penny buys ANYTHING
LOL @ parking meters that still take nickels … nickels!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
has anyone here seen a ghost or something supernatural?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:45 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Yes
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
explain
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I haven't
I have been on some ghost tours which are pretty fun
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
so you haven't seen anything?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Some rather uneventful storytelling on Schultzy's part.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 11:58 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Pretty typical of me
I was going to make up a story to mess with Chrom but I decided I didn’t want to
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you, sir, are an asshole
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 12:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Am not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
are too
troll
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 11, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
Are you going to kill someone?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yes.
I am currently searching Google Maps for the optimum route to Stillwater.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 11, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
Bring it, bitch
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Reaper en route
You won’t even see it coming.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 11, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
stillwater sucks
go to lubbock
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 12:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There is somebody I need to hunt down in Stillwater
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 11, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
You could never kill me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nah
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
gonna have to agree with Schultzy here
most dudes have the same weakness (chicks) soyou can use it against them. But Schultzy has the power to resist the siren song. In fact, I have no idea what his weakness is. Impossible to attack.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
hmmm
would that be enough to destroy him, though?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
but what's he got to defende
himself with aside from a tennis racket? nothin
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
His chastity belt.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Guns
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
But he'd be so easy to bring out.
You’d simply have people have sex while he’s trying to study, and he’d interrupt them.
Then you have him.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
yes
you are
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 12:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
How so?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by telling.me you saw something when you had not
you deliberately lied to me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 12:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And then told the truth because I felt awful lying to you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
but that doesn't change the fact that you lied in the first place
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 12:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I know
I am sorry
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You can never be trusted again.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 12:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Quit it you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Now Shaggy, there's no such thing as ghosts
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 11, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
Aqua actually has a really good story about something like that happening to him and his buddies in college.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 11:50 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
hmmm
I kind of remember that and I kind of don’t
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You are forgetful
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I actually told my judge that story about two weeks ago and he didn't believe me
So I called up one of the guys that was with me that night and had him tell his version of it— exactly the same story.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I am waiting...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
lets hear it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
I knew this would happen.
I’m in and out working on stuff this morning. I’ll post it in a few minutes when I come back in.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yessir
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
I think that's about right.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
heh
in and out. AQUA IS A GIGOLO!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I don't really either
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
there was one episode that took place in a prison
it kind of looked like there was one.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 12:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Watch Season 2 Episode 19 when they visit the St. Augustine Lighthouse.
That was the first GH episode I ever saw and it got me hooked on the show.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
That's the one that really freaked me out....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 11, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
i was watching some ghost show on travel channel
they went to this ghost town, the part in the school house was creepy
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I'm skeptical
I had seen strange things in one of my houses growing up, and when we moved out the next family complained that the house was having paranormal activity. Very strange.
For instance, my cousins and I witnessed a closet door slam itself shut in the bedroom. Looking back, we figure it may be related to air pressure, ect. Who knows.
It's a funny world we live in
Does BLAIR WITCH PROJECT still hold up?
NYMag link
I am Julieanne Smolinski
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
That doesn't look that good to warrany all caps
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
It really doesn't...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 11, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
nap time, bitches
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 12:15 PM CST via Android app reply actions
about to be for me
i have already worked out, picked up laundry, prescription, washed car this morning…
amazing what sober can do
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
As good as chili is, chili gas is THE WORST.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Bc of the beans
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 11, 2012 12:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I said chili
not gross bean sauce.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
chili w no beans is hot dog sauce you can get at 7-11 to complement a 79 cent dog
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
impressed: you used the right "complement"
that probably sounds backhanded / patronizing, oh well
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I actually have a minor in English.
my writing and speech is great… my blogging/tweeting/fbooking will make a person cringe
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
disagree.. eat 20 asian zing wings
dont wear white unders….
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
ITS IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! TW IS ON FUCKING FIRE
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:27 PM CST reply actions
golf channel... TW up to T4
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
he hit a course marshall in the face
look at what bill murray is wearing
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
hes also playing with Tony Romo.. who is playing very well
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
Bill Murray's son is an assistant for Towson men's basketball
they just got off the NCAA’s longest active D1 schneid, heh
story
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Ted Williams?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
wonder if Mizzou (the dude) is actually at the basketball game right now
did he mention anything?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I was at work.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you take that back
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 12:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
we should get drunk on rum ham
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
they should apply Shower Ham's "waterproof glaze" to Rum Ham
cue music: REO Speedwagon’s “I Can’t Rum Ham Fight This Feeling”
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
x
insufferable irrepressible
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Anyone go to a breaking dawn release party last night?
I went to the one at wal-mart.. pretty busy. Free cake though.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Feb 11, 2012 12:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"actors"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
when I saw HUGO (I think) at a matinee, the Breaking Dawn line was forming
and I had no idea what it was for
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Mike E's love of Twilight vs. benji's love of Glee
Which one is worse?
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
but it doesn't have a werewolf...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 12:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Team Jacob
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 1:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'll put it this way
I tolerate Glee for the Mrs.
I would not do that for Twilight, even though it’s 2 hours compared to 22 episodes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Glee is terrible but at least they can sing.
Twilight is forrible.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Mike E's is wayyyy worse.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
anyone else see Michelle Obama on Jimmy Fallon?
“Let’s Move” fitness challenge
link to video
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
"With Adam, you just can't take anything personally."
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
good rebuttle schooly
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
then you type "rebuttle" and I think you're a *spelling bozo*
you keep me guessing, IANF …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
also, did you see that pic robbie griffin posted of yall on facebook at tropicana?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
I should FB friend him ...
also, I got a friend request from a Justin P … he must be an LSBer, but what’s his handle here?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
mizzou
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
This dude.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
are people seriously pissed at jason whitlock for saying Li has a 2 inch dick?
or are they pissed at whitlock because hes whitlock and a dumbfuck?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 1:04 PM CST reply actions
i thought he was talking about himself
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
This UT-KSU game sucks
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Refs need to lay off the whistle
It’s ridiculous
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Pear league invites just went out.
Staying with ESPN.
w00t
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Crap.
Hold on, was wondering why noone was joining.
IANF...
What’s a good fountain drink to mix with a pint of svedka? Soda, slurpee or otherwise.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 1:44 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Dr. Thunder
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Svedka is pretty good vodka...
especially for the price.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Chocolate Soldier
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Feb 11, 2012 2:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
fountain drink?
mountain dew i guess
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Sprite or Mountain Dew.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
LotR is on
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
WTF is this shit?
Female Reporter Had Six-Way Sex in Rangers Clubhouse in 1975
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
pics or GTFO
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 3:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
good god kansas
gets away with so many god damn fouls
The game got out of hand fast
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
yes it is
the contact theyve gotten away with is ridiculously frustrating
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I know
Not to mention, there have been some ticky tack fouls called on OSU
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
oh well
guess i shouldnt have looked forward to the game today
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Our defense is very lackluster today as well
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
horrifically bad
they could hang a hundred on us if they wanted to.
oh look, taylor again bowls over one of our guys for a no call
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
How is that not a foul?
And how was that not taunting?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
markell brown gets thrown out if he does that
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
That's some bullshit
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
How the hell did we lose to you?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you let us shoot 60%
and dont have the size kansas does
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
We are actually a somewhat decent team
Y’all aren’t a very big team and so that definitely helps us out
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
How the hell is that a foul?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You up.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't want to play
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Another bullshit foul
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
how does markell brown
have position and get a foul on that?
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
I just want some freaking consistency in the calls
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Somebody should gif this...
http://deadspin.com/5884329/david-robinson-was-victimized-by-one-of-the-great-videobombs-of-all-time
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
that video's great
love the accompanying music
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
anyone ever take krav maga classes?
groupon has a deal for a place in plano, 20 bucks for 10 lessons
was half thinking of jumping on that
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
total
or 39 for 20 classes.
it says its a 150 value for 10 classes 300 value for 20
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
its in plano off parker and independance
im tempted to jump on it and hope i actually go
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
i went ahead and got the 20 class one
i mean shit thats less than 1 month at a health club
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
thats what it read like
guess i’ll find out soon enough when its available to claim
id assume its like a 20 class punch card use by august or lose it
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Damn
I’d do that in a heartbeat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Martial Art.
Used by the Israeli Defense Force.
Lots of knees and elbows.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
dont forget eye gouges
and nut punches
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
ISIS's choice of martial arts.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
i wonder if the instructor is going to grope me
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Awful calls
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nobody cares...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
studcrackers does
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
He's just trying to make you feel better.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It is working
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
god damn
this is some weak fuckin fouls
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
that was a stupid fuckin play
by page. a 4 on 2 and page settles for a 3 where he wasnt even set. if this team was smart this could be a 10 point game but they keep shooting themselves in the foot
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Such a better half though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
fuck
both page and nash’s shots looked good. just caught back rim
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Have to hit some of those open threes
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well they had a nice little run
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Keiton annoys me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
such an average shooter
that’s gotten a heightened reputation b/c of the lack of shooting on this team. forte’s a better shooter than him. of coruse, im not sure either offer much in terms of pg skills though. smart played as much pg when i saw him
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah he is a liability
Doesn’t offer much on offense or defense
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
The blister on my hand just popped.
This isn’t relevant to anything, just thought you should know.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
if that's a good thing, then good
if that’s a bad thing, then sorry
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Haven't decided.
Will keep you abreast.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 11, 2012 8:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
don't forget to update me re: itches, scabs, pimples, etc.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
DUI #2 since 2004. Blew a 08. Fantastic. FML
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 11, 2012 5:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Last night.
Got home after the bars closed with a friend. Did shots and planned on throwing in a movie and calling it a night. He wanted to go to a party at a friend’s place on the outside chance of getting laid. I planned on just dropping him off, but got pulled over because I violated the “move over law”.
The cop was parked 40 feet from my exit so I gave him a late berth and then moved back over to exit. Passed the field sobriety test, but blew the legal limit for intoxication. My “friend” had also opened a beer in the car, whoch is on me.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 11, 2012 5:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh, buddy.
What’s gonna happen?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Bad things, probably even with a savvy lawyer.
I think 45 consecutive jail days is mandatory on top of the fines and license revoked for 1-2 years. But I’m unsure at this point.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 11, 2012 5:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
shit dude
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 11, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
my fault. shoulda trusted da gut.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 11, 2012 5:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not 100% true...
My sister got a couple of consecutives. Lawyer got her off pretty easy (heh) (but that’s easy in terms of DWI’s which are anything but a cakewalk. It’s just gonna cost tens of thousands of dollars.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It was only because she's got boobs.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 11, 2012 6:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's the fact that it may be classified as a second offense.
The penalties get progressively tougher.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 11, 2012 6:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yup. All I can do at this point.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 11, 2012 6:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Where do you live?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Tennesee
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I could move Texas east
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 10:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Damn, missed that below.
Let me see what I can find through the State Bar. There is a lawyer referral system that I can try to use to find DP a good one.*
*I am in no way condoning what he did. Everyone deserves competent representation.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
45 days?
fuck.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
What city is this in
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Anyone know where to buy a hookah in dallas?
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 5:43 PM CST reply actions
x
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
thier website is.... interesting
ill give them a shot
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you mean the...
GASPIPE
GASPIPE
GASPIPE
GASPIPE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
All that hydroponic equipment they sell...
…
…
…for growing your own vegetables.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
and those incense burners ... so fancy and elaborate!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
You just go to the seedy part of town
and wait for one to approach you.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i wasnt aware hookahs were sentient beings that could approach me in seedy parts of town
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
They ask you if you want to party
but you have to make sure they’re not a cop.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i was not aware tobacco is illegal
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
He's making a pun off of hooker.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I almost immediately replied "Ask Wit(less)!"
but then I thought, I don’t have to be Mr. Automatic Obvious Joke
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
There's a few places off of Beltline and 75
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Dragon Age: Awakenings really kind of sucks.
Such a shame compared to how good Origins is.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
you are console only oln games, right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Desk assembled.
Chair assembled…
TV wall mount… mounted…
TV wall mount arms… placed on TV.
Office coming together
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Chili on a baked potato
Such a good idea
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 6:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
According to AP
Whitney Houston is dead.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
wow
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
lol
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I mean, it's not funny...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
it's alright..
was supposed to have 2 weeks protected time but I came in my first day and had 4 appointments.
I like it that way.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
not really
I can delete it
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
didn't mean it
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you like bluegrass at all?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
what do you think about "new-grass," and the genre's cult of youth / prodigies?
even young Skaggs and Krauss first emerged as “teen phenoms” … Nickel Creek of their day
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
should i care?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
I've actually heard of her.
So I care.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Actually, as I was passing out yesterday 2:30ish I saw some Extra/E type show
that said there was as a rumor of Ray J dating her.
OHHH you can call me Ray. Or you can call me Jay. Or you can ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Ray J
RT @CNNJustin: CNN confirms that Ray J found Whitney Houston dead Saturday at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. #WhitneyHouston
x
This article was written today.
http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Whitney-Houston-Join-X-Factor-Judge-39460.html
#whoops
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I laughed.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
If I Facebook "unfriend" you within the first 24 hours, it never counted, right?
:)-
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Whitney Cummings had something to do with it.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 11, 2012 7:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
RIP Whitney, what a voice she had back in the day...one of the best Star Spangled Banner's ever..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupsPg5H6aE
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I'm listening to this song and I've never seen youtube comments load up so fast..
HUNDREDS of comments in the last 10 minutes…..hundreds, just non-stop, it’s crazy…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah, I was riding a stationary bike at the Rec center...
and the girl next to me gasped and I looked at her like, “What the hell?”. Then she apologized and said that Whitney Houston died.
Is Watchmen worth watching?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
did you read the graphic novel?
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
No
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
then dont watch it and read the graphic novel
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
YES
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
100x this.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 11, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
The movie was sort of meh
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
HELL YEAH!!!!
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
x
Sources — Mike Napoli, Texas Rangers agree to 1-year deal http://es.pn/yM2qS2
espn dallas twitter
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions
You should follow @lonestarball
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
i have verizon :(
but i do have lte
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone digging these SPURS retro jerseys? They say "Chaps" ...
Wonder if they began as The Assless Chaps, but realized the redundancy …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
actually before they were the spurs in the aba
they were the dallas chapparals. they moved to san antonio after a couple years
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
was Texas History a required middle school course?
Texas Sports History would be a cool course, don’t you think?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
yea we had texas history in 7th grade
texas sports history might be ok. as long as it’s nto about the longhorns
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
It would exclusively be about those three Super Bowls.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
He isn't a fun person
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
gonna have to disgagree a little ... he can be a jerk but he IS fun ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
And won four championships shortly after...
trollololololololol
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
oh you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Heh, it was nowhere near shortly after.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
being a noob and all
WTF is BTO ive been trying to figure it out like fuck
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Bachmann Turner Overdrive
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Big Till Opinion
He’s known for hus shitty opinions.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 11, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
now to figure out who is telling the truth...
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
you think we're taking care of business now, bro, but ...
you ain’t seen nothing yet
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
yeah
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 8:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
when we're discussing music, you need to stay away
Mr. Stones Hater
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
scoop and I talk about music all the time
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 8:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what was her other song you wanted me to listen to?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 8:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
can't click on that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 8:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I really dig her voice
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 8:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
soothing...
She also has great covers of ‘Tell it Like it Is’ and ‘I Can’t Stop Loving You’.
Que sera, sera.
I read joss stone covered her
I am going to check that song out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 8:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
how can anyone hate the rolling stones?
thats like hating freedom
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I can understand that
his songs are all 15 minutes of the same verse
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
recording of Michele Bachmann reading The Turner Diaries...
puts Newt into sexual overdrive
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I see what you did there
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
We landed on the moon.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That one? That's for the car, 275 thou, might wanna hang onto that one.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Kennedy was killed
IN DALLAS
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
Fat Joe left Atlantic
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
This is one of my least favorite internet things
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Guess one of mine.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
There are a lot worse places in Texas than College Station.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
88_88
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
THON NOT HAPPY WITH THON
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Guess we'll be WAITING TO EXHALE no longer.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Bad jokes are bad.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 11, 2012 7:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 7:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fat korean child sings a whitney houston song
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 7:59 PM CST reply actions
dang mang, you're playing right into her hands
HER SELFISH GOAL WAS TO UPSTAGE LIN-SANITY. Congrats, bitch, but at what cost?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
just got a text from a buddy...
“and IIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII don’t give a shit”
We’re not the most respectable bunch.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
you have a buddy with worse jokes than you?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 8:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you watching parking wars?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
no
is it on?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 8:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
SEASON PREMIER, BRO
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Parking wars and shipping wars both suck
by matteo25 on Feb 12, 2012 12:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Is your friend Dr. Cox?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
That joke crashed harder than Karlis Skrastins' plane.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I liked Whitney.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm not going to say that wasn't deserved...
But it cut to the core of me, match.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I had it coming.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:39 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't even mean it.
Just kinda raised an eyebrow at the Whitney jokes.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I guess she meant a lot to music just not enough to me...
I mean, she’s no Nickelback but she’s decent.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
young Dolly Parton: the songwriting alone elevates her to genius level
I Will Always Love You, great but not even the best … Jolene, The Bargain Store, Coat of Many Colors … when today’s ingenues fail to measure up, for once I’m NOT talking about tits
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
weaksauce Scoop...
I’m listening to Dolly’s version right now and she has nowhere near the voice Whitney HAD.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
It's supposed to be a sad song.
It’s a goodbye, not staying together forever. Dolly sings it with a tear in her voice, and it’s meaningful, as she wrote it about her personal experience w/ Porter Waggoner.
Whitney, while having great pipes, turns it into a bombastic anthem.
Dammit.
Que sera, sera.
how do you really feel?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 12:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm with you on that.
I really like both versions, but I think Dolly Parton’s gets overlooked. Dolly’s is sad and restrained, and Whitney’s is bombastic and emotional. There’s a place for both of them. I think I’ve always found Dolly’s more emotional, whereas Whitney’s just blows you the hell away, although in a good way.
Whatever. I am tipsy and thinking about this way too much.
I'll take bombastic anthem for the win then, the version that people actually bought..
Dolly’s is real pruddy too, but I like a girl who can flat out sing…with the best of ’em
I Will Always Love You" Whitney Houston’s (1992) version of the song became one of the best-selling singles of all time.
Houston’s version was a massive worldwide success, selling over 12 million copies worldwide. It is also the longest running number 1 single from a soundtrack album.
Houston’s single sold approximately 400,000 copies in its second week of release, making it the best-selling song in a single week. It remains the biggest selling single by a female artist and the biggest selling non-charity single.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
You sound like a BTB poster
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 9:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
So there I was in a dick measuring contest on the internet...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 9:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
burn
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 9:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
he doesn't like you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 9:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not much of a contest, bro
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 9:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it is the steroids
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 9:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So, the US Women's national soccer team game today was awesome
yea, I did not expect awesome for that.
Was Alex in her painted on bikini?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
If only
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You'd make sure her Gatorade bottle was full?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Fine with me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I meant that literally.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
meaning Schultzy would be her waterboy as she gets gangbanged
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
and it was cold outside today
oh the possibilities
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
no, too cold
but I got pictures of her!
Also, the girl I’ve got my heart set on had a screw up that cost a goal. I think she could use a hug. And I think I’m the guy to do it
I wish this sub-thread had yielded more substantive talk re: women's soccer
points for trying …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
American Pickers is the worst show on tv
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 8:45 PM CST via Android app reply actions
you're supposed to be watching parking wars
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I am going to wait till they replay it
now I am watching amc. they are playing the first season of TWD
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 8:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Anybody gonna give Full Metal Jousting a chance?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:51 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
premieres tomorrow on history
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
what is this?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 8:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Jousting
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 8:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
at least one of y'all were serious
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 9:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
bofus were, actually
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 9:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Full
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions
Schoolly once applied to be a *jouster* @ Medieval Times Dinner Theatre
They said, and I quote: “We don’t want a chink in the armor.”
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
That's cold blooded
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Inorite? I'm working to combine my lawsuits vs. them *and* Hooters ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'm working on a lawsuit against Hooters too
Those crappy wings need to outlawed
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
by Gdawg on Feb 11, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think they were better 20 years or so ago
but that might be because of the beer
by RangerMad on Feb 11, 2012 11:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i hear people bash their wings all the time
but i legit like them.
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
best Hooters wings experience I ever had was ...
flying from Gary, IN to Newark, NJ on HOOTERS AIR . . . is it just me, or does all food just taste “classier” on an airplane? . . . /Benji
Hooters Air wiki (it did really exist, as I’m sure you recall…)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
i was aware of it
never flew on it though
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
And his 2nd and 4th for Jefferson
But gets a 6 and 10 back.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He will.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
My shop is open.
Players big and small.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Send me offers
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
this sounds exciting
but i know nothing about basketball
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Just watched The Artist.
I liked it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I love you
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 9:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
that's one old ass hipster in the background
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 11, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions
scoop doesn't like this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 9:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He was a hipster before hipsters were hipsters
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Its like seeing a future FuturePants
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
that would almost certainly place us in an era *beyond* clothing
including pants, dont’cha think?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Where we're going, we don't need pants
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
ah hah ... eh, what? ... uh, in the future, post-sexuality, post-genitalia ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Saw NICK LOWE interviewed live onstage in Austin in January
for a local PBS tv show. He was in town opening for Wilco. Nick today is silver haired and fit, and was long ago and briefly Johnny Cash’s son-in-law. He’s a recording artist / performer in his own right, and was a busy producer during the heyday of New Wave. He helmed some early, essential Elvis Costello albums.
Elvis famously covered “What’s So Funny (About Peace, Love and Understanding),” which Nick wrote. More importantly — in the monetary sense, not artistic — the music coordinator of the blockbuster movie THE BODYGUARD loved the song enough to have this dude Curtis Stigers cover it on the soundtrack.
Happy ending: the steady stream of royalties made Nick Lowe financially comfortable in perpetuity. And that’s what I remember most about The Bodyguard …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
whose around?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Yeah
Waiting for the DBT stream to start. Bout to pour bourbon #1
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I guess
They put on a good show. Nothing better to do. Everyone else is asleep and the kitchen is spotless
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
The kitchen can always use another cleaning
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
me
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 10:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
are not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
am too
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 10:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Sup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
How goes it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
when an avowed non-drinker misspells "Who's" . . . well I don't know what to think
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
fuckin grammar police all day long ^^^^^^^^
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
bored
gf won’t get off my xbox
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 10:20 PM CST via Android app reply actions
you should get on her box and problem solved
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 11, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
already tried :(
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 10:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
well then it's not your fault
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 10:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Is anyone else watching the Mavs game?
Double OT??
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 11, 2012 10:24 PM CST reply actions
yeah
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 10:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wow.....that was a filthy shot by Dirk right there......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 11, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
meh
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 10:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
fuck you fssw
do you really need to talk about the cowboys?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 10:24 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I've got USC v. Cal WOMEN'S basketball
and no chance of hot Mavs OT action
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
that sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 10:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wish I could see the game
Freaking Oklahoma
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Retweeted by klaw
http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17460767716
Isolated vocals on “How Will I Know” by Whitney
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
she had a great voice
drugs suck
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that was a horrible shot, bro
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 10:31 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Looks like it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I could either burn
or cut off my pride and buy some time
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Sweet Home Alabama, play that dead band's song ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Some smarmy-looking guy tried to fight me in the line at Walmart tonight
For laughing when he told one of the girls he was with that he needed to put the condoms he had picked out back because “I need magnums, bitch.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I . . . don't even know where to START on this . . .
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Yeah, it's exactly like it sounds.
This guy was maybe 5’8" with the most heinous Macauley Culkin goatee I’ve ever seen. He might have weighed 125 pounds.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
maybe you're not giving him his due credit
why ava gardner once said of frank sinatra “He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock.”
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
wait a minute, that sounds like the dude I'm MMA fighting tomorrow ...
my manager Moe Szyslak set it up, we’re on the undercard for Drederick/Homer
we’re both hungry young fighters … in fact, the purse is a pizza
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I would have laughed too
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
this is not the story I was waiting for
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wish the search function worked so I don't have to type that story back out.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I still haven't been able to find that story.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you're gonna have to, aquabro
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fine, here's the story.
Spring of my freshman year in college at Baylor, a few guys on my hall decided that we were going to go cow tipping for whatever reason. My dad, who likes to fuck with me, convinced me that it’s hilariously fun and totally possible to do if you follow the right technique. We actually ended up trying on several different nights, always after midnight, in the areas around Waco.
One night we were out driving around at about 2AM about 30 minutes NW of Waco. There are several big dairy farms out there and we thought that if we were going to find some cows, that’s where they would be. This was before smart phones really took off other than blackberries, so we got lost on little paved roads and had no idea which way was which. We were in my friend’s late 80s Range Rover because it had a seat bolted into the floorboard in the cargo area and there were five of us. I’m sitting in the passenger seat in the very front.
We’re driving down this country road that was probably just big enough for two cars to squeeze by each other, but definitely not two real lanes. It’s actually somewhat beneath the pastures on either side and lined with trees that hung really low over the road. We’re probably going 35 down this road with everybody looking out both sides for cows (because we’re morons who still wanted to try even though we’re completely lost) when the drive (a friend of mine named Ben) flips on the high beams. I turn my head to look out the windshield just in time to see a woman in a white dress walk out on the road from the left side of the street maybe 100 feet in front of us. Ben slammed on the breaks and hit the horn as we’re barreling down on this chick, but she never reacted. He swerved to the left and we actually went right by her and she kept walking right off the other side of the road. We stopped a little ways down the road and poured out of the car to run back to see if we could find her and didn’t. I still vividly remember looking out the passenger side window as we went by her/it and being no more than feet away. It was the freakiest experience of my entire life, bar none.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I want to see something like this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and thanks for typing that out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
How long would you say it was between stopping and running back there?
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
20-30 yards, maybe?
I’m guessing on the distances. When I first saw her/it, we were far enough away that I didn’t actually know what I was looking at. I wouldn’t say the driver’s reactions were instantaneous, either.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
did it look like a real person or just a figure?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Definitely a person as we got closer to it.
Hooded with a long dress. Maybe not a hood, but something obscuring the face.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
hmmm
was it older style clothing?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know.
I never got a good look at it from straight on.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
does SAM BUNNELL know about this?
he’d probably pontificate …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Damn that's creepy
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Freaky.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 11, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions
First mistake outside of attempting to go cow tipping...
was not calling Ghost Hunters and having them come investigate the scene. Leave the ghosts to the ghost experts.
legit tried to fight you?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Tonight on "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong"
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
ok
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 12, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions
You don't believe that it happened?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i dont believe he needed the magnums
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 12, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
He must have done the toilet paper tube test
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
nice to see snl mocking
zoe deschannel’s ‘quirkiness’
SC, like most here, I'm recording
to facilitate all the fast-forwarding that contemporary SNL demands … so no spoilers please … but you can spoil The Walking Dead all you want, b/c I gave up after Season One
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
TOMORROW!!!!!!!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it couldve been better
ive liked the rest of the show though, particularly the old timey fast talking sketch and a couple superbowl spoofs
by studcrackers on Feb 11, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
ok, at least you kept the spoilers somewhat vague . . . buddy
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
taco is my favorite
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:27 PM CST via Android app reply actions
*jumbaco
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 12:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions
has anyone seen doomsday preppers?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 11, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app reply actions
didn't we already talk about this?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 11, 2012 11:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't know
but I am about watch it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
these people are crazy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
those people took crazy to a new level
the best part is when national geographic goes over all the scenarios the people are prepping for and basically says it can never happen
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I'll cast you a spell
A magic where everyone plays dead forever
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
The spell seems to have worked on the thread.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 12, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions
Chrom said I killed last night's thread for awhile with some weird lyrics
Did it again. Heh.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
did I?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 12:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Maybe it was Closure
You’re both like the same poster to me.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
wat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions
Their usernames always looked the same to me for the longest time
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Oh, I guess that makes some sense
wat retracted
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions
I looked and it was Jobu
I’m gonna be so senile you guys.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I didn't think I posted in that thread
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 12:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I want home cooked food
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
these people are cray
800
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 12:27 AM CST via Android app reply actions
"food is not in short supply. it is brains that are in short supply"
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You could say men of his stature are in... short supply?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
Applied to my dream job today.
Of course it’s at Lockheed, so me and 500 thousand other people are applying, and I’m sure I’ll never hear anything about it. Still, a man can dream.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
“Sam Lockheed”
Ohhhhhhhh fuck that’s awesome. Maybe too over the top to be useable, though.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
I missed something.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions
Awesome character name.
Just clicked in my head.
I’ve kind of changed directions with my novel and I needed a fucking awesome new name for my protagonist.
“Sam Lockheed” is fucking awesome. I’ve already decided his father’s name is Ezra, and “Ezra Lockheed” click clickity clicks right into place as well.
Moments of sudden inspiration are fun.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
Glad I could help!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions
On Monday there will be 100 days until the seniors here graduate.
All the seniors leave for the weekend and freshmen get designated to “decorate” their rooms. I was just walking around checking out people’s room and walked by one that had a damn igloo in it.
There’s one with 1000 balloons it. There’s one that’s completely full of hay. Apparently my squadron had a horse in one of the rooms two years ago.
It’s fun.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 12, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions
should taken peekchures
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Night y'all
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I think I'm still drunk. Need food. Leaving for Austin in a half hour.
ajdsfblasdjf
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
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