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Sunday 2-12 OT


With yesterday's thread being at 800, figured we might as well start a new one for today.

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I need to get back on Ambien..

this is some bullshit.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 6:08 AM CST reply actions  

x

http://www.amazon.com/Trapped-Ice-Shackletons-Antarctic-Adventure/dp/0802776337

It starts a little slow but it’s an amazing story.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 7:26 AM CST up reply actions  

It is

amazing that they made it to South Georgia Island

by RangerMad on Feb 12, 2012 8:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

there is evidently a really good miniseries about this

that came out in the last few years (called “shackleton” i believe)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 12, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

These are the last three I've read

Enemy At the Gates- William Craig (battle of stalingrad, movie only based on 1-2 chapters)

The First Crusade- Thomas Asbridge

In the Garden of Beasts- Eric Larson (about an American diplomat and his family living in Nazi Germany)

Really enjoyed all three.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 12, 2012 9:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

LOL, whoever rec'ed Ryin's question

He did say “Can I get some recs …”

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Surely You're Joking, Mr Feynman

I’m only a few chapters in but it’s good.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Highly recommended history of the settlement of the West

http://www.amazon.com/Legacy-Conquest-Unbroken-Past-American/dp/0393304973

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 7:03 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

What the world... needs now...

is clown…bukkake….

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Feb 12, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Your gonna pull a rabbit out of my what?

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Feb 12, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Ty.

You need to go Over the Top.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 7:34 AM CST reply actions  

Tiger Woods today ya'll

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 8:39 AM CST reply actions  

He's black.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Feb 12, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

so? hes my favorite athlete of all time

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

....

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 12, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Nice

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Feb 12, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Cablanasian

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 12, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

No problem Frito

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Feb 12, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Finally saw The Red Shoes last night

Wow. Really, really impressive (especially for the 1940s).

And there were quite a few connections to Black Swan…more than I expected, at least.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 12, 2012 9:15 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

Love The Red Shoes

have you seen Black Narcissus?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Not yet

but I added it to my queue last night. Heard very good things.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 12, 2012 9:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I watched Red Tails Friday.

Very good movie.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Feb 12, 2012 9:35 AM CST reply actions  

no nationally televised LINsanity till Friday

you’re missing a great opportunity, TV …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 9:49 AM CST reply actions  

So the Taco Cabana near my place doesn't serve migas...

Fuck them right in their stupid assholes.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 10:08 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

That ain't no Mexicellence there.

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Feb 12, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

the one on beltline and marsh?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Nah

Greenville. I moved to Lakewood

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 10:30 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

In College Station, we have this place...

Fuego Tortilla Grill

Serves migas and breakfast tacos 24/7.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 12, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

But then I'd have to go to College Station

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 10:51 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That must be fairly new.

Not there when I left in December or 2010.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 12, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

of not or

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 12, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

found this in my change drawer.. its not US currency.. i think im a millionaire.. what is it?

Uploaded from the Photobucket iPhone App

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 11:05 AM CST reply actions  

Euro changeage

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Feb 12, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

so i have 51 euro cents... in US dollars thats like 1.43 i think

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

oh i associated the copper with a 1 cent penny

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

they have

1,2,5 which are all copper
10,20,50 are a goldish color
1 euro is goldish on the edge and silver inside
2 euro is silver edge and goldish middle

i haven o idea what the actual metals are

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 12, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

clearly not

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Why is your middle finger crooked?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 11:09 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

pumping iron

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Great euphemism!

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Feb 12, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

ive broken all my fingers multiple times playing sports growing up.

also, im an amateur carpenter

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

and amateur fat chick finger blaster

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 11:18 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

euros

50 c coin

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 12, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey

So good, dudes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:09 AM CST reply actions  

tiger tees off in 12 minutes

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 11:16 AM CST reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 11:27 AM CST reply actions  

if someone did this in our bank.. they would get the loan

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

It's not...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 4:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

jerk

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

WHY SUNDAY WHY

Now that football is over Sundays seem so much longer. However, I get to go flying this afternoon!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Piper Warrior

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm about to go get some Mediterranean...

Should I go with hummus, tzatziki, or baba ghanouj?

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 12, 2012 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

yes

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

A and B

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 12, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

The best video ever.

Ever, dudes. Ever.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

I'm tired of idiots with no lives acting tough on the internet.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, the "never catch a cold because nobody will get within 15 feet of you" method.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you get this from kids

or are you generally commenting on them being little disease vectors?

by other_shoe on Feb 12, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Have their been any monkeys in your backyard recently?

If so you may have a problem.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

She was in Thor

so yes, she fell off the face of the earth and into Asgard

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 12, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah. She fell into her fifties.

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Feb 12, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

So that's what happened to her face.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

/IANF

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't want to have kids.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I am giving up sexual innuendo for Lent.

I like to plan it early

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 12:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Real Steel is the most ridiculous movie

So ridiculous I cannot hate it.

It has fight scenes set to Limp Bizkit in 2011. It clearly has no shame.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 12:37 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Watched it last night

It was basically Rocky with robots, but that plot is amazing, so it worked.

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

So Rocky with more acting ability?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Atom is fairly emotive

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 12:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

If it wasn't for the kid dancing

I would have no complaints about that movie.

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 12, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

ex GF sends me a crazy ass incoherent drunk email wanting me back...

somehow turns me on… think im gonna text her.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

oh IANF

never stop being IANF

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck no im not gonna stop

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe i should do her in the addison athletic club garden.. what is that shit they

are growing out there?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I have absolutely no idea. That whole thing was very weird to me.

You could definitely sneak into the pool area if you wanted.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

oh ive been swimming over there 4 or 5 times after jogs in les lacs park.....

i would just walk in and hop in.. and swim and cool off for 30 mins… and stare at beautiful milfs

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

While it's open or not?

I may have seen you before.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah while it was open... usually friday afternoons around 4ish...

this would have been last summer between mid june to early august.. i only worked half days friday so id go run the park on fridays then hop in the pool real quick (30-45 minutes) then go to that boston market right there for rotisserie chicken.. then drink my brains off

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh if it was last summer I wasn't there

You’ve probably met my sister though.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe? ive worked out in that facility a few times too.. nobody has

ever said a word to me about it… its like the local YMCA but they dont care.. just walk in.. just dont shoot up the place i guess.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah usually we don't hassle people unless they're being dicks

My sister was a lifeguard there last summer

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Thought you had a girl already?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

its unofficially official... so technically its unofficial

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

You shouldn't.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

i know... i know... i know.. i know

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

its probably a bad idea.

but for some reason i want what i cant have.. and right now i cant have it.. so she reached out and i want it.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Feast while you can

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 1:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So now you can have it.

Sounds like you just want whatever requires little effort.

by AsDevilsRun on Feb 12, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, what are you going to do in the AF?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I was at Holloman this week to visit my brother.

He just graduated from Airman Leadership School.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he trying to make Staff Sergeant.

I don’t know too much about enlisted right now.

by AsDevilsRun on Feb 12, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

used to be called NCO Leadership School

it is for SRA and SSgt. Pretty much a must do for those wanting to stay in service.

by RangerMad on Feb 12, 2012 4:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He's got his line number for Staff.

Should be able to put the extra stripe on in April.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Crew Chief on F-22s.

I got to watch them prep them and take off on Friday. F-22’s are fascinating.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I got to watch some Predator drones fly around too.

I thought of you.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Predators are pretty cool too.

I wouldn’t mind a job working on programs like either of those.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

First find a cow...

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you're the expert in that department.

Amirite?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 1:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Haha touche

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

wait, WTF?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Closure is taking ballet.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

And don’t buy cheap shoes unless you must.

by other_shoe on Feb 12, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

How cheap is too cheap?

Would Macy’s or such have something for under $100?

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Just skimming Macy's website, it looks like a leather sole would be hard to come by under $100. Maybe on sale.

Scoop’s link seems like a nice option for dedicated dancing shoes, especially if they want leather heels.

by other_shoe on Feb 12, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

before you order

look at used allan edmonds on ebay

(seriously)

putthison

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 12, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a good idea too.

Dress shoes are one thing that I’m willing to spend some money on because I spend a good deal of time on my feet. Also, I have quite wide feet, and a number of the less expensive brands and models only come in medium.

by other_shoe on Feb 12, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

closure

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you planning to dance all night

under electric candlelight?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

heh.....

One of my favorite songs ever by one of my favorite groups ever….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Lefty is on fire.

Suck it, Tiger.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 12, 2012 1:29 PM CST reply actions  

oh fuck that...

go TW

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew that'd get a rouse out of you.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 12, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

tgc for about 20 minutes, then cbs.

Lefty just eagled 6. He’s two up on Tiger.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 12, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

fivethirtyeight

: Jeremy Lin is no fluke

Since the 1985-86 season, 41 players have had such a streak in addition to Lin.

It is an extremely impressive list. All but seven of the players made at least one All-Star appearance in their careers, with about two-thirds of them selected to the All-Star team multiple times. The list includes nine Hall of Famers — and a number of other players who are sure to make it once they retire. The players on the list account for 17 of the last 28 M.V.P. awards.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 12, 2012 1:33 PM CST reply actions  

So he groups nine out of 41 into the categories of "average players" and "mediocre players" but is confident in a "is no fluke" headline?

Que?

In other words, while it is possible that Lin will turn out to be the next Pooh Richardson, the odds are in favor of a more impressive outcome.

You could spin this the other way: while a lot of the players who put up such streaks were great players, there have definitely been some flukes as well.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

xx
So perhaps the list of 41 players above is a roughly appropriate guide to Lin’s possible futures. That would imply that there was about a one-in-four chance that Lin really was going to be a superstar, and about a one-in-four chance that he was an average (or worse) player on an incredible hot streak. That would leave a 50 percent chance that he was somewhere in the middle — a clearly above-average player who would make several All-Star teams in his career.

It’s also worth watching to see whether Lin can extend the streak tonight against Minnesota. Only 17 of the 41 players had streaks that lasted for longer than four games, with many of the more marginal players dropping off the list.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 12, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

This made me giggle

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 1:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 12, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 12, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

nerdy ad of the day.....

All star wars toys – 30% off at Toys ’r Us today.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 12, 2012 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

ooooh!

And buy one get one half off on all Nerf.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 12, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

jason sobel (golf writer)
No joke. No hyperbole. No exaggeration. Tiger Woods is being outplayed by amateur partner Tony Romo right now. Seriously

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 2:03 PM CST reply actions  

What place is Tiger in?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

no.. you have bad info

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, cool.

Go Lefty.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 12, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

3rd or 4th.. he just went bogey-bogey...

pretty much out of it.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Damnit, this is why Romo won't ever win a Super Bowl.

He is out playing golf when he should be watching video from last season 12 hours a day.

by casew on Feb 12, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

i picked up on the sarcasm..

i almost got pissed casew… i almost got pissed.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Dez Bryant is too busy walking around malls sagging his pants

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

You think he'll play on 3rd down next year?

Should be exciting!

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean dunking over people?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iXCVkyhBWE

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

IF HE LOVES GOLF SO MUCH, HE SHOULD JUST RETIRE FROM FOOTBALL AND PLAY GOLF ALL THE TIME!

But if that became his profession, he would probably just half ass it as well.

by casew on Feb 12, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Tiger is getting his ass handed to him....

And I’m lovin every minute of it.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 12, 2012 2:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Why?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 12, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

my god. it's perfect

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 12, 2012 2:43 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Chicken alfredo pizza is so good

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 2:48 PM CST reply actions  

HURRRR DURRRRRR
RT @BryanDFischer: Zing. RT @AndyGlockner: Wait, you all thought Tiger Woods would come up big on a Sunday when he’s paired with Tony Romo?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 12, 2012 3:00 PM CST reply actions  

and everyones missed the point... tiger has won 14 majors and 100 something tourneys...

if TW doesnt win today.. hes still the greatest golfer of all time.

game. set. match.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck no

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you serious?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 12, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

only other golfer to have a say is ben hogan... and thats a whole different thread

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, then, start 'er up. Because you're a fucking lunatic.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

What happened?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he still in 9th?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

WOW TIGER

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 12, 2012 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

da fuck?
THR: People can get fanatical about the movies — how does that make you feel? The puppet vs. CGI Yoda ruckus, and the who-shot-first, Han Solo or Greedo furor come to mind.
Lucas: Well, it’s not a religious event. I hate to tell people that. It’s a movie, just a movie. The controversy over who shot first, Greedo or Han Solo, in Episode IV, what I did was try to clean up the confusion, but obviously it upset people because they wanted Solo [who seemed to be the one who shot first in the original] to be a cold-blooded killer, but he actually isn’t. It had been done in all close-ups and it was confusing about who did what to whom. I put a little wider shot in there that made it clear that Greedo is the one who shot first, but everyone wanted to think that Han shot first, because they wanted to think that he actually just gunned him down.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/george-lucas-star-wars-interview-288523

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

We briefly chewed on this one in one of the Friday OTs.

Lucas is delusional and intriguingly disdainful of the phenomena that made him rich and famous.

by other_shoe on Feb 12, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Deal works for both of us.

He gets a slight upgrade from Weaver without having to make a Sophie’s Choice on Assdribble, Lawrie and Hosmer and I get almost as good as Felix and the best SS in the AL.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I've seen everyone's keepers.

In the spreadsheet… trying to guess who gets kept and who doesn’t. Jennings and Moore are keepers fo’ sho’.

I’ve been trying to guess whether or not you’d keep Trout. I could see it going either way.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Still don't like that trade for Seattle.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 12, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Trying to guess Sprite's is hard.

I could see him doing different things.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Why on Earth would I want more keepers?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure.

That’s exactly what I’ll do. :D

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, we don't do that.

In an AL-only league where FA/trade acquisitions from the NL get placed in the waiver/draft pool, that’s just not fair.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

How would I know that?

The ESPN league allows it. It would have to be a gentleman’s agreement not to.

The site allows me to not select five keepers. I didn’t see anywhere in the rules that said I had to do so.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

And everyone has the ability to do so...

There are several teams that don’t have five keeper quality players.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know how that would work logistically.

It’s just too complicated, as if you gave up a keeper to guarantee Prince/Pujols, you shouldn’t also get the #1 pick in the draft. That the draft order is reversed from last year’s standings is enough to encourage parity.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Well...

To be frank I was going to keep ZERO players. And let Weaver and Assdribble (or Felix when I had him) go into the pool.

Very slanted to my advantage to do so because if anyone else wanted to try for Pujols I had five straight rounds of picking 1st and then the 1st pick in the regular draft.

If there aren’t guys like Pujols/Prince/Darvish coming in that strategy might not be as viable… but I thought there was a legit shot of getting at least two of those three AND Weaver and Assdribble.

And that’s before the regular draft starts.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Not happening you bitch.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh.

I get Pujols regardless. And I’m glad I found out now. Would have been quite the cluster fuck had I not mentioned it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't have Teix...

Yet.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW.

No. Pujols is still fucking Pujols. You want him you will have to bring the heat.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Teix & Scherzer and a 5th for 1st overall and a 10th

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I did math

And removed the first five rounds that are reserved for keepers.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't horrible.

But Pujols is about twice as valuable as any other player (assuming he is still Pujols for a few more years)

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Waiver priority.

I’m surprised every year when people don’t trade waiver priorities. It’s the ultimate gamble but it paid off handsomely for me a couple years ago.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Having Prince and Pujols come into the league at the same time

Is pretty rare. I’m disappointed. Was all excited to dominate.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Calmer than you, dude.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Wasn't going to be a hard choice.

Asdrubal was going to get traded somewhere.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I knew you weren't going to let one of them get to the draft.

You’d do tradings. Might as well be with me.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Step 1 complete.

Step 2 is in the works. Need people to CHECK THEIR DAMN EMAILS.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

BD is DP right?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Disagree.

You have 4 surefire keepers. That’s more than can be said about half the other teams.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Keepers are all that matters.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Correct.

KOK finished 2nd/3rd last year but his keepers are probably worse than Jon’s.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

How do you feel about Pujols?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to re-org everything.

All my previous strategizing was based on thinking you didn’t have to keep 5 players and that at least a handful of teams would keep less. Need to figure out what the pool will be… but if Moore is available, I’d explore Moore+ for him.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I love that you thought you could just sneak that in there.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Yuuup

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Accepted.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

You offered more for Price than Pujols.

Really.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he made the same offer for Prince.

This deal was much easier to accept.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

It goes in 30 second increments

Thought 30 was a bit low for people who may have computer issues or something and 90 is excessive.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't blame me.

Lawrie was a FA pickup, Hosmer was a late round pick, Felix needed lots of tradings.

Not like I gamed this shit.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to godfather this bitch

The Trade part 2.

Which reminds me, I started this playing for next year shit in year 2 of the PEAR league and you bitched and bitched.

Learned from the best.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

There was 2 this year.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

is there two for 2012?

both keeper leagues?

by RangerMad on Feb 12, 2012 5:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Was two spots open for an AL keeper

One for Dirk (RIP)
and I can’t remember the other.

But they’re both filled up now.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I do.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. Turned out to be nothing.

Of course, he turned around and gifted Weaver to Poppins.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Hate you.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

So I can get raped again?

No thanks.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Just realized I'm losing a sure-fire keeper in Gio to the NL.

That fucking sucks.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

REC

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

byron nelson in 06?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

wont play colonial.. cant handle it...

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

few can

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm just too good

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't believe I missed that.

When do you fly today or are you already back.

by other_shoe on Feb 12, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I just got back

It was pretty awesome. Beautiful, clear sky. Smooth as silk.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

He doesn't fit the minimum weight requirement.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Colonial needs singers AND dancers.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

You must be at least this big to ride

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

If you go to the Tailgate

you have to have a shirt that says that.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish I was going to the tailgate.

I wish it a lot.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Same.

Hopefully there will be another one in the month I hope to be there.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

If my wife's fellowship gets approved...

August-September. If not, then I won’t be there this year, probably.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It's actually one of the easier courses on the tour.

But the heat. Oh, the heat.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

i followed him at cottonwood valley in 05 or 06 cant remember

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

x
He has not played the Nelson since his consecutive-cut streak ended here in 2005, the year before Nelson died, leaving in a huff and openly registering the fact that it was not one of his favorite golf courses.

I could have reached out and touched him one year I followed him at the Byron.

by octoberty on Feb 12, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes it is

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

Tennis sucks, Golf is fun to play but on TV might even be worse.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

come on bro... you have to realize tennis is like ... worse than the LPGA or Womens soccer

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

How?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 12, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

i dont have stats...

but come on… tennis is never shown in the US.. if it is its the US open… the rest of the majors are on at awkard times on TBS and TNT…

nobody gives a shit about tennis

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

All the majors are shown on ESPN or ESPN2

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

come on man.. i know its your passion...

nobody watches or cares about tennis unless its

federer v nadal

agassi v sampras

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Sampras.

Dat wife.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 12, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Tennis is about a bajillion times more entertaining to watch and play than golf

Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"

Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

by Gdawg on Feb 12, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

You know what's more exciting than both of them?

Jai-alai.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Good sport.

But much more fun to play than to watch. And it really is fun to play.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Lacrosse is the Jai-alai for white people.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

The American Indian waves hello, incredulously

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It's an Archer joke.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

What is Archer?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Really? Snap.

It’s an animated show on FX, and it’s awesome, JDT.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Because women's soccer is such the TV draw?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 12, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

show me some tennis TV stats that make sense

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

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Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Beat me to it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That's why everybody was talking about the Nadal-Djokovic match...

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 12, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

2 minutes to make a move in conquer club.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 12, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh well

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

FINALLY picked up a worth a shit 3 in my FBB league.

Match, you willing to run your little analysis? Ibaka for Butler.

If I overpaid a little, I’m OK, because I have a shitton of big men (Howard, Hawes, Amare, Ibaka, Camby, Bass, and Bargs on IR, even though it looks like I’m going to need to do something about Hawes and Bass now too) and 1 goddamn player who qualifies at SF (Beasley), with the best thing on the waiver wire being… Tyrus Thomas or Evan Turner.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 3:32 PM CST reply actions  

What are your scoring rules?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

FG%, FT%, 3PM, REB, AST, STL, BLK, TO, PF, PTS

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Do it.

Butler worth more than Ibaka.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Cubs are getting Soler?

Damn you, Theo. Damn you.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 3:48 PM CST reply actions  

with the new rules... i wish Tx Rangers would have just bought everyone in the LA market

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 12, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm with you.

I just wanted to moneywhip all the LA guys.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Really???

Damnit!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 12, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not official. Goldstein tweeted out that they are making a "very very big play" for him.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Max around? There's some new Gangsta Gibbs that's smoke that he needs to hear.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 3:52 PM CST reply actions  

Eating carne adovada that's been cooking for 36-hours, you guys.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 4:00 PM CST reply actions  

love that stuff, had it in Albuquerque

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Next time you're in these parts, let me know, and we'll go get the best.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Bold prediction, HSO, baseball talk in the OT, whatever.

I think Naps signs a 3 year extension (4 counting the 1 year he’s signed now) this week.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 4:07 PM CST reply actions  

I DID BITCH

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Source?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

He's just making a prediction.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Source?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

E-dap for the morning thread.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Heheheh

That stupid motherfucker.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW, I think the same thing.

Going with 3/$33M tacked on.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Nicholas Kristof, free lecture @ UT Monday

info

Two-time Pulitzer Prize-winner Nicholas Kristof addresses human trafficking. Writing for the New York Times, Kristof has travelled the globe to document the ongoing traffic of women and girls sold into sexual slavery. Through his column, which won the Pulitzer Prize in 2006, Kristof has introduced readers to heroes fighting against human trafficking and survivors who have become activists themselves. Kristof will deliver the 2012 Liz Carpenter Lecture in the The Lady Bird Johnson Auditorium, which is located in the building that houses the LBJ Museum and Library on the UT Austin Campus.

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 4:08 PM CST reply actions  

Love him

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Afternoon, gentlemen.

I witnessed a goalie fight in my rec hockey league last night. I’ve never loved the sport more. /cs,b

Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club

by The Hutch on Feb 12, 2012 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

It's amazing how ugly the sisters from The Fighter are

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

There's a reason for that.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Our Group AOC (a lieutenant colonel) and her 5 year old son

came by when a friend and I were showing some people a room that we had decorated with a stripper pole, black lights, strobe light, mirror-mounted dildo, various porn, condoms, etc.

Very lucky that we had put drapes in front of the door. Just went outside and said it wasn’t finished yet. I did not want to deal with that.

by AsDevilsRun on Feb 12, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

I don't even know what to say about this..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 5:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Where is KOK?

I need to do tradings.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

does someone have the email address where I send a request for a name change?

Only thing I can find is that “Contact Us” thing on the bottom right and I was hoping for a direct email address.

ThanksPlease.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

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by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 5:04 PM CST reply actions  

support@sbnation.com

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

thx

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

YES I GET TO WATCH THE STARS

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 5:09 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

trade rondo danny
Beckley Mason @BeckleyMason
Rondo’s 30-15-10 line the tenth in NBA history: basketball-reference.com/play-index/pgl…

by octoberty on Feb 12, 2012 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

Anybody gonna try "Comic Book Men" tonight?

It’s either that or the gd grammys.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 12, 2012 5:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Buahahahahaha!

Are you serious, Tiger?!

HSO – He’s done. Over. El finito!

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 12, 2012 5:13 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

9th player in PGA history with 40 career wins.

Top ten all-time worthy?

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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 12, 2012 5:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Trade proposed jon.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 5:35 PM CST reply actions  

Baseball

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah.

Part of it is because I’m not sure what’s available come round ten.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 12, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you have interest in any sort of deal?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I would have if Felix was still on your team.

Now? Not really. Not very interested in Pujols.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 12, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey ladies

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:43 PM CST reply actions  

Wait, who has who?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

And you have possession of KB?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to live in this hypothetical world.

And trade approved.

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

???

What are you talking about? How did I even get Shakira?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah but you just went down in HARs

Hotness Above Replacement

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

KB or Shakira?

And no.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Umm

Not hotter than KB

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

If I could make a trade of something meh for me for something that is on the top of some UltimateBenjiList everyday, I’d be set.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

could you imagine?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

bro...

I would tear that shit up.

Who gives a shit about her face.

She still has that long hair, right?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

“I would tear that shit up.”

1001, 1002, 1003…done

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 12, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

especially if she's rocking lil' ryno like she's rocking that PA.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a better one...

NSFW…

here

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

don't work

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Worked for me?

Anyone else confirm?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

wtf weird

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

here

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

2/10

she’s going to have chaffed shoulder blades when she gets up.

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Hater

/rob ryan

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

/rex

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

she purdy

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

mehface

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Faces are great for showing off,

but you can’t play with them like a body.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Totally

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

liar

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

x
shakira
Omg what just happened to me! I was attacked by a sea lion! Lo que me ha sucedido hoy! Un león marino ha intentado atacarme Shak

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

You're welcome.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Dad is that made up?

That sounds made up.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

x
“This afternoon I happened to see some sea lions and seals. I thought to myself how cute they were so I decided to get a bit closer than all of the other tourists and went down to a rock trying to pet them doing a baby talk while taking pictures… Suddenly, one of them jumped out of the water so fast and impetuously that it got about one foot away from me, looked me in the eye, roared in fury and tried to bite me. Everyone there screamed, including me. I was paralyzed by fear and couldn’t move, I just kept eye contact with it while my brother “Super Tony” jumped over me and literally saved my life, taking me away from the beast. We both got our hands and legs scratched by the rocks while trying to protect ourselves. I believe what happened is that it confused the shiny reflection of the blackberry I was taking these pics with, with some sort of fish. It probably thought I was teasing it with food and then taking it away from it. Wow! It’s funny that only half an hour before I was complaining to my guide Andrew that I never get to see wild animals up close on adventurous trips. Oh well, I can’t say that anymore!! Now I’m off to see some penguins! I hope they are a bit more friendly!"

- Shak

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Fat Chick Thrilla

You up in CC.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 5:46 PM CST reply actions  

The first.

aka our own colonialbob

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck yeah

Silver Bullet, bro.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

it'd be cold as shit and I'd never drink the coors

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Fuck you. If it was free you would

You took $8 to a bar one night and lauded how much of a crazy night you were gonna have. You would totally drink the Coors, you poser.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Dammit

I stepped and crushed my printer cord

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

/OSU

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I am mad

I needed to print stuff

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

How do you crush a printer cord?

They are round and insulated…

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Well not the cord part

The end part that plugs into my computer. I tripped and stepped on it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

No wonder you didn't get the tennis try-out

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn son

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I will be on that team

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I support you

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Your twin seems so much more awesome

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

boom pow

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Than you maybe

Any Taylor twin is going to be awesome.

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Beau>>>>>>>>>Ben

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

u mad?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah just messing with you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

u mad

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I am not

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Then why aren't you practicing for the tennis team

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

For the guy's team?

The current coach didn’t let me tryout even after I had some other Big 12 coaches endorse me. Then, I got a late start practicing with the girls so for almost three months my skills eroded. So when I started playing I sucked pretty bad. the coach is retiring so I am hoping to get a chance next year

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

No?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Why don't you go get another cord?

Or borrow one from someone? Or print on someone else’s printer?

It’s fucking college. There should be printers and spare cords all over the place.

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I'm taking care of it

Just annoyed me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

My printer has wireless capabilities, and I am trying to make it work right now

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Your printer is wireless and you opted to wire it?

Are you 90?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

My dad and I had issues with the wireless so we wired it because my mom was freaking out that it wouldn't work when I was moving in

and I never bothered to change it back

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Your mom freaking out explains so much Schultzy.

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Did Mama Schultzybear coddle Schultzybear?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Branch out, bro.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you mean?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

punch a hobo

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You are very timid, sir.

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I like my box

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Joking, right?

Because you do keep yourself enclosed…

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I do

but I have a pretty good life

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

you're as cold as ice

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 6:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF

/LSJ

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha I know

And it’s not like I’m some social recluse either

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah you hang out with hot chicks and don't hit on them

/Schultzybox

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

: /

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

GET OUT OF YOUR BOX

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Switched from cheap ass Kroger milk to Horizon Organic...

Holy balls is that shit expensive.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

Braum's is the best milk of all...

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't had a Braum's burger in a long while...

I remember them being so good.

Braum’s right down the road..hmm.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Their milk is literally the best.,

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I've had it.....doesn't sniff Oberweis

Something about milk coming out of a glass jug.

twss?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

What is this Oberweis and how do I unobtainium it?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Go to Wisconsin.

Used to get it when I lived in Chicago.

They also had chocolate milk and ice cream

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

That makes me sad and angry and confused

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, there was a dairy in the Texas panhandle that did that for a while.

But there is just too much overhead in the dairy industry for dairies and milk dispensers to put milk in glass bottles.

by casew on Feb 12, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

crinkle cut fries too

With a shake

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Fucking truth

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Truth.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

probably...

but it’s gotta be better for you than that shit they sell for $1.99 / gallon.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Most milk cartons now say that no hormones are added...

and I assume that most inspectors are pretty strict on not allowing cows on anti-biotics to be used as producers. So then that leaves the main difference being, organic comes from grass-fed cows vs. regular dairy cows being grain-fed. This is why it is so much more expensive. It requires much more land and energy to obtain a gallon of grass-produced milk vs. a gallon of grain-produced milk.

by casew on Feb 12, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't even imagine how expensive the lactose-free milk that I drink

would be in the US.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

is that sweet?

I was thinking about that the other day…but something about sweet milk weirds me out…..

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's a little sweet

can’t stand Soy milk tho, so I drink it

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I do treated cow's milk

I don’t even know if I’m lactose-intolerant or not… probably, to some degree… but a few months ago when I was feeling really sick we did several diet changes, it helped, so we’re keeping them all despite not knowing which one it was.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

so did we...

Supposedly it lasts forever though.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 6:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Sure the fuck does

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Is there anything to watch beside the Grammy's?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 5:55 PM CST reply actions  

Whitney is supposed to be performing somewhere right

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think she's going to make the gig.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

TOO SOON POOR FORM

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Walking Dead

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

For any soccer fans in here

I just watched the Tottenham/Newcastle match from yesterday… My god. Tottenham are absolutely brilliant when in form.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:05 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Was joking about the Coors Light thing, friend.

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh look it's you.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 12, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Your face is boring.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine is beaultifuleerle

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I am definitely not ugly.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

NO YOU ARE

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

This reminds me of 3rd Rock from the Sun

When John Lithgow sees himself in the mirror and screams this

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

John Lithgow rocks

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I missed it.

Has a sad.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you have fox soccer?

They’re rebroadcasting it tomorrow.

Are you for Spurs?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't have Fox Soccer.

I’m not for Spurs.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Bummer bro.

Who’s your team?

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Liverpool =(

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 12, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

He's right.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh jeez :/

Haha

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He had a point tho

you can’t fear fucking Newcastle. Especially when it’s Spurs.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Because they're Newcastle

they’re going to drop points soon.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You're not catching up to Spurs.

The goal has to be the 4th spot at this point.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

He sure is.

Also, I enjoy watching Chelsea do inconsistentings

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't like this line of thinking

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Right.

I just don’t like Spurs dropping points hah

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Ade and Saha looked like they've played together for years.

That move has already paid off. Ade doesn’t have to play 1 on 3 anymore.

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Snow is expected tonight and tomorrow.

DIE IN A FIRE MOTHER NATURE.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:13 PM CST reply actions  

It's fucking Feb.

Why are you shocked?

FUCK IT’S HOT IN SUMMER FUCK MOTHER NATURE FUCK IT’S COLD IN WINTER

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not unexpected.

I just HATE it.

I usually take the bus when it snows so I don’t have to drive but I have to work right after class and the bus route doesn’t go to work. Sad day

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

It would be nice if it snowed enough to postpone my accounting test to another day

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm about to email tron's sister and inquire on his whereabouts.

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by Ryin A on Feb 12, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Yah.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 12, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

To me, the risk is for 2012.

Braun’s suspended, Strasburg’s on limited innings, etc. 2013 on out should be pears from all angles.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

hour and a half, y'all

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 6:22 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

until what

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

the walking dead

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 6:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

which one is that?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 6:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ok

I remember that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 6:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

"Call him Pumpkin, he likes that."

“That’s what his mother calls him…”
“Yeah, but his mom’s hot.”

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

:(

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

Enjoy.

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by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

ugggggh

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish the entire northern half of the state was about 15 degrees colder right now.

Then we could all get some of that awesomeness.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS

Fuck I want snow.

I NEED SNOW

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

People who don't see snow a lot love it.

And people who see it frequently hate it.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

This is so not true.

I lived in the Northeast for 5 years and loved every minute of it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

It's largely true.

I’ve met way more people who moved and were tired of shoveling it and will never go back than who miss it.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Flawed even.

Mizzou’s sample are those who have never been around it.

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck technical terms

That’s for the engineering majors

/Wharton

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Is this like how I feel about Econ majors?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know, did you used to be an Econ major?

Lots of cool shit in IE, I just decided that the more interesting work was on the software side.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

No... just generally regard Economists and those on the theoretical side of

Economics as not having a practical grasp of their concepts. Kinda like libertarians.

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah. My IE teasing is from a position of love.

I didn’t like the inherent difficulties of seeing concrete results that you get a lot in it (not unlike econ there), though.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine is not out of love, not because of the subject material

But because of the inability of econobitches to realize that the world doesn’t operate in a ceteris paribus bubble

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm an Industrial Engineering and soon to be Econ major.

Fuck both you guys right in your asses.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I said I liked IE!

It was my second favorite major!

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

hahahahahahha

This is funny

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Or an entrepreneurship major

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Um no.

Entrepreneurship is highly practical.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

The few times I’ve talked to people in the business world about it, they have not agreed with that.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I suppose it depends on how it's taught, but it's terribly practical.

Why do they think it isn’t practical?

If you’re talking to F500 corporate shills, no, it won’t be practical…

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah that;s who I've talked to about it.

OSU actually has a great entrepreneurship program

They were worried that students would have a harder time being hired by companies compared to a acct/fin major

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, no shit.

If you wanna do Big 4 or a financial firm, you don’t go learn about venture capitalism and shit.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

It's all about intrepreneurship

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

0/10

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Most of the people I know are like this.

Most of my friends from Texas are jealous that it snows where I am and I’m jealous that they can walk outside without wearing 50 layers of clothes.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I see it a lot and love it.

But I live in an area where the thaw is quick and the sun still shines through winter. The snow in Ithaca, NY was an entirely different experience…

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Suburban, upstate snow is serious shit

Especially lake effect Erie shit

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes. That stuff is horrible.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes this.

Snow + sun = happy times! Snow + weeks of clouds = depression.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't see it all that frequently but I would prefer it not to snow

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

At least you use Chrome

Boxboy

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

But not a Mac?

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Apple can lick my taint

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Safari

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I stole it off of Facebook

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as it's not Explorer

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

You use an Apple?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

God your suck continues to grow

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Internet high five!

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

If you were in New York (I assume) and had a car, you could be a hero, benji
Kate Upton @KateUpton Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
My taxi driver is wasted….. #helpme

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by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck

Four months from now I’d have a car in NYC

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

She'll be back, bro.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn.

Your opinions on snow suck

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I like it if I don't have to be in it.

If it snowed and then melted before I had to drive and work out in it, I’d be fine with it.

But it ain’t gonna melt if it’s 24 degrees.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't like it if you don't like to be in it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

It's pretty!

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

So you like pretty things but don't like to be in them.

So you’re Schultzy.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Seriously, though, we have different opinions. Let’s just let it go.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I WILL NEVER

NO!

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't seen snow since early 09. Fuck you guys

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You're in San Diego

If I’m not going to be in a place with real seasons, that’s the best weather ever. So you can shut it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Now we agree on something!

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

HIGH FIVE BRO

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm with you.

But I LOVE snow.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 6:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I feel ya, broseph.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

People on Conquer Club are sooo slow.

4 games isn’t nearly enough.

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by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

You fools are going down

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm in 2 games with LSB people

1 of which we had someone quit on us, and then 2 non-LSB games, that are somehow much much slower. I’d like to make a more more than once every 2 days, dickholes.

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by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Man, I was in a no spoils Antarctica game that went on literally 3 months.

It was pretty awesome. Also, freestyle games are cray

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

We normally do anyway

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Excellent.

I mean, it’s the Mid Season Premier for pete’s sake, if you’re not watching it at 9 ET/6PT, you deserve to have your parade rained on.

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 12, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

people get mad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 6:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

But we do what we want

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I always do

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 6:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I wanna watch

But I’ve never seen an episode so I’ll probably pass so I’m not confused.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

What is TWD?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Never heard of it.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

That sucks!

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't want much TV

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

er, watch*

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm surprised you haven't heard about it because it gets talked about a lot on here

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't visit OT threads that much anymore.

Too mainstream.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

/hipster JDT

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

What about

’Bad Girls Go To Napoli

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he really upset?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Like he knows the dude, lol.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Who is Tyler?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Picard.jpg

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know who Tyler is

If Tyler = Octoberty, it isn’t readily apparent from his name, even with the ty.

And I wasn’t even referencing that.

I was saying Octoberty is getting upset like he actually knows Hambone personally

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

One of the Hamilton is God peeps?

Can do no evil?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

That's obnoxious.

He’s a former coke addict. Go let your role model be David Murphy if you want a good Christian role model.

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

TLTQ said you were

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

An artists rendering

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It looks like he pulled R2-D2 through the wall.

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope, just a prank.


"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Shitty electronic music types.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you need the first word?

Isn’t it just implied by the next two words?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Some electronic music rules.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

A very small percentage, but yes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

JDT was reppin some aphex twin the other day right?

I like this genre

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Aphex Twin is a musical demi-God.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Longhorn is mad.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 6:49 PM CST reply actions  

And it's all ty's fault.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Why

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Why

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Why

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

BG speaks
Subject: Dirk Knights tryin to flex on me?

Don’t be silly.

Flex them nuts Shultzy

by octoberty on Feb 12, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

I almost beat him

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah and Amare not playing didn't help

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Why

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't see the big deal.

If we were just giving players away on the cheap, it’d be one thing, but we’re getting good value back.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

paranormal activity 3 fucking sucks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 6:50 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I have decided that this festival lineup is not very exciting:

Public Enemy
City and Colour
360
Adrian Lux
Andrew WK (One Man Tour Party)
Beni
Big Scary
Bluejuice
Chiddy Bang
Digilatism
The Getaway Plan
Gold Fields
Hermitude
Hilltop Hoods
Kaiser Chiefs
Kimbra
The Maccabees
Matt Corby
Muscles
Mutemath
Naysayer and Gilsun
Parkway Drive
Purple Sneakers DJs
San Cisco
Wavves

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 12, 2012 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

I have heard of Public Enemy.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Chiddy bang is the only other one I have heard of

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

One of my favorites for awhile

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Mutemath fucking rocks.

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Waves with 2 v's?

Who do they think they are?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

They're also not bad

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

They probably aren't, but I've neve rheard of them.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Give em a listen

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Awful live.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Wavves?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Saw them at SXSW 2009. They were drunk and just sloppy.

King of the Beach was a great album, nonetheless.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

That's unfortunate

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I do want to give them another chance.

SXSW can sometimes be deceiving, compared to a real hour long set in a club.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Twin hated Cake there.

I saw Cake at a small venue in Philly and they rocked it.

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

KAISER CHIEFS!

MUTEMATH!
KIMBRA!

Andrew WK is good too.

All are good..

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Kaiser Chiefs kind of sucked live when I saw them.

A lot of shit that just kind of runs together.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Just putting a spoiler alert out there now

I’m excited enough about TWD tonight that I might live-comment it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 7:02 PM CST reply actions  

we are already planning on it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 7:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

they better leave that damn farm

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 7:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Probably not tonight though

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Herschel's reaction is going to be epic.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I as reading something last night about sophias death

that rick shot her to kind of make up to herschel for them killing his family

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 7:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that doesn't make a whole lot if sense but I forgot how they worded it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 7:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He did it because he is the leader and nobody else would.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

that was such an awesome scene.

i wish i could say it made up for that shitty first half. came pretty close.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

well

the thinking was that they didn’t see the old dudes friends and family as people. it affected them when they saw sophia

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 7:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I may watch tonight

3 hours behind y’all

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 7:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

probably gonna be a bit behind.

herbie wants to watch the grammies.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you not own your own TV?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

i do.

but not in HD awesomeness. plus i don’t mind watching the grammies.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Just be honest

you would to curl up with Unkie Herb and watch Lady Gaga.

We get it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

don't forget about his cat

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Does he have a rad cat?

I miss my rad cat. He was fucking awesome.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

its a she

and its too soon to tell. so far so good i guess. she kinda keeps to herself.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

You guys are so presh.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

it does have a sitcom / reality show feel

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

cock?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Nah, it's a female.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

who is it?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 7:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Not her

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah noticed that when I saw the 23 comment hah.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 7:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Although, I want her more.

How old is she anyway??

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

20? 21? haha

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 7:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

She's probably like 18

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Unpossible

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 7:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

How do you know

Any response to your text?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

She said no one she knows of...

But we are 95% for the Ranger game.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 7:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Weaksauce.

I wonder if she’s caught on

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

How old is he?

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

23 in female years

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't see the problem...

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm down with OPP

It’s this

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh sounds annoying.

Ran into a few of those at TCU.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Me being not Christian doesn’t help ;)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Not much of a story.

Drunk. Her, “Lets get tattoos”. Me, “Sure”….Backed out in the parlor, broke up a month later.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 12, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Great Success

I don’ think I could ever get a tattoo for poon. Unless it was Shakira or something.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd get a tattoo of Shakira on my dick for Shakira.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

At that point, sex with her would seem impossible.

But only one way to find out for sure.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I would have to assume the balls.

Because they would have to stretch the sack tight to tattoo it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

They'd have to do that for the penis too.

Unless you’re erect the whole time. Which would make you bleed like a stuck pig.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Tattoo parlors

known for their cleanliness.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually good ones, yes.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I am the first to rec this? hmm.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Could you just drop the whole thing?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

its a pretty hairy situation

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

YOUR FACE IS A SCROTUM

DID I DO IT RIGHT

/Loblaw

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Quit being teste

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Cock balls

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

u still mad?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure another one will pop up soon

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Just a quick glans at this thread is all I need

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I.....miss her.

Maybe, I shoulda marked that territory…

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 12, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

You're putting that pussy on a pedestal.

But so do I. Her name is Kate Upton.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

She is on a pedestal.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

She knows my sea lion

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I DEFINITELY would have heard about that.

I have standing orders out to my minions to report back about her aquatic activities.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

T-minus 38 minutes

Get off the fucking farm

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

he is more of an entertainer than a musician.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Especially entertaining when he's sending women to the hospital.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

10/0

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

MOTHERFUCKER DIVIDING BY ZEROOOOO

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 7:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

7/10

Rec

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

0/10

That was theoretical humor, no practical application.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

UT people

Anyone heard anything from your first Jr. Day that looks to be close to committing?

I hope Kyle Hicks isn’t. I really like that kid.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:31 PM CST reply actions  

I think they might get RSJ this week.

I think you’re going to get Swoopes.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

If we do, fantastic, but I won't be too distraught either way. QB is one of the spots we're actually ok at.

More worried about CB/WR/LB.

I really like the upside for Antwuan Davis.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

too distraught if we don't get him*

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone else watching The Man Who Can Fly on National Geographic channel?

He was the first to climb El Capitan in Yosemite without ropes…..

He wants to be the first person to basejump with a wing suit and not parachute…..
Good luck with all that….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

That rock attracts some certifiably crazy folks.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 12, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, my pre-game for Walking Dead?

Boogie Nights and making bacon in the oven.

I have to make up for the lack of brunch, after not eating anything all day.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

me herbs and stu watched boogie nights the other day

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Watched it?

Or lived it?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Donut shop scene.

Holy awesome.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

i would take the money too

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

And buy a new white suit.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of bacon....

Sam’s has a package of pre-cooked Hormel bacon….72 pieces of smoked happiness….

At any time, I’m 25 seconds away from having bacon….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I have the thick cut Costco bacon.

Possibly the best ever.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

God yes.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I usually fry up a whole package of bacon

and save the leftovers for salads, sandwiches, whatever. If I can’t eat fucking cookies then I am doing bacon.

by RangerMad on Feb 12, 2012 7:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Bacon has become the most overrated meat.

I don’t understand why, is it because bacon is the one piece of pork that still has some taste?

by casew on Feb 12, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I.. uh...

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

reply fail

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

wat

wat

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

wut

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I like bacon, but it is seriously over-hyped by the media.

Every hamburger or sandwich or whatever else I get at a fast-food restaurant doesn’t need bacon on it.

by casew on Feb 12, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

I don’t get bacon on a lot of burgers

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

That's because it's fast-food bacon...

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't ever get it anyway.

But there seems like 10 commercials every break about bacon.

by casew on Feb 12, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Batman

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Batman's a scientist!

It’s not Batman!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Adam.

Weird.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 7:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You can be my wingman anytime.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

So apparently I texted two girls the same drunken ode last night, just the typical throw the net and see what you get approach.

They were hanging out, and now they’re both mad. Such bullshit

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 7:58 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm soooo afraid of this

I used to send mass texts to girls with the same message and I’d be petrified that I accidentally hit “allow reply to all” to turn it into an mms that shows all the numbers

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

For real

play the game the right way

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

This guy gets it.

I may have sent 2 mass texts in my life.

Usually about coordinating a place to meet the fellas for a drink.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

hahaha.

He shoots and he dies.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Better than what I did last night

My phone had died, so I wanted to write this girl’s name on my left wrist.

It’s too bad I forgot I had already taken down Holly’s name earlier.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 8:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

here we go

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:00 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

She's trash

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Saw that coming

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

I was hoping she would bite her

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I like Coldplay

What channel is this walking dead thing on. I’ve never seen it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:03 PM CST reply actions  

AMC

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

254 on DirecTV.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

What about uverse?

Trying to find

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

There is a website for that, I'm sure.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I use

stupid basic cable not having a menu

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I am sure there is a search function on the guide

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

795

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

1795

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

coldplay sucks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

All of their songs sound the same.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

4:20

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Cray*

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I am a couple of minutes behind because my daughter didn't want to go to bed

But I’m catching up.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

looking forward to Zombie Whitney Houston

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

SPOILER

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

that was a chipotle commercial?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

This chick is really taken with Glenn.

Future Mrs. Jeremy Lin.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

she is kind of hot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

When she's pissed off, I kind of get an erection.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

i think shes very hot

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

That's Racist.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

givin' up the nappy dugout to my yellow brotha . . . high five Glenn

lemme smell your fingers dude!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

kick his ass off the farm

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Me too

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

The teams that concern me gave to much weight to home team players...

COUGHLEONYSMARTINATTENCOUGH

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 12, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I know what I'm getting

Ervin will give me 5-8 starts of lights out before imploding for 2-3.
I think Masterson/Pineda are fine.
And Hellickson’s era will rise but so will his K’s.

I’m not worried.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

mine is awful

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You made some good picks.

But you didn’t have much of a plan in the later rounds of either draft.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean, I didn't say that I super-like my team

but I am underwhelmed by Maurice’s team.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 12, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Dynasty.

Esta aqui, putos.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit is set.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Addison Reed's arm is gonna blow up

and Sale will be there to pick up the pieces.

165 saves between my 3. Good as gold.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought Sale was starting htis year.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't even hear about that. Heh.

Well, hopefully he or Bard can give me first half Ogando type stuff from last year, and neither gives me second half Ogando.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

So what's the background on this show

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:11 PM CST reply actions  

You are such a woman.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not asking for a synopsis

Just a brief overview

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

zombie apocalypse

these are a group of survivors trying to survive

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So Zombie Jericho?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

sure?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sort of

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

No, Jericho was actually good

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Gay cowboys

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Eating pudding.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Rump Rangers vs. Ass Bandits

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Omg Dale just die already

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:12 PM CST reply actions  

I don't mind dale

I want Laurie to die

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Those are my 2 least favorites

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I also don't like Angela

SHE FUCKING SHOT DARYL

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You shouldn't like her.

She’s stupid.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Dale has to have the biggest vagina on this show.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

Shane's ears are enormous.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

what channel is this shit on

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:14 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

AMC

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT I CAN ACTUALLY WATCH THIS SHOW THE SAME TIME AS Y'ALL.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Shit, Carol.

That’s hardcore.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

you need to catch up

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm caught up now.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that movie looks sooooo bad

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:18 PM CST reply actions  

Gone?

Yeah, I don’t see a good reason to go to that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Project X looks awful

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

So I reckon y'all are watching walking dead?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 8:18 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Wow.....Brian Wilson looks...........

Awful……

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

People grow old. It sucks.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

As a wise man once said....

“It ain’t the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

The Maroon 5 guy was ok.....

But the other guy….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd have to disagree.

It seemed to contrived and way to hipster-ish. It just didn’t seem right.

It would be like Taylor Swift trying to do a SWV cover with Miranda Lambert and Faith Hill.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

That was great....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

did I miss stevie?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

damn it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yup...he just introduced Paul McCartney....

And I like this song he’s singing….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

god damn it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's official....

I’ve just watched more of the Grammy’s in the last 10 minutes than I have in the last 15 years….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

some of us are also jerking off

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

To The Walking Dead...

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

to daryl

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I liked Whitney, but not that much.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

nope

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Acadamy awards?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 8:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

no

I am watching TWD

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the British Oscars are on too

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Not I

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Who is this moran trying to sing Wouldn't It Be Nice?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

"Shitty Brian Wilson"?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm.

I already like the black guy

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:20 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Daryl will be your favorite

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That is... the black guy?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

nope

dude from boondock saints

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ohhhhh

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

if you have seen that movie

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

/Taylor Swift

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

NICE.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Maggie

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

She's cute

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed, very

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Glenns slampiece

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

her accent is bad

But she’s cute-ish

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

She's British

I can hear the Britons

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

That makes sense

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Glenn is the best character on this show.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

Glenn and Daryl

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Daryl

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Good call, Bface & Chrom.

Glenn and Daryl. They seem to have the most actual depth.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Dale, Andrea, Laurie.

Tied for first.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

move along, nothing to see here

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mind Dale

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the idea of his character and moral compass

but the execution (lol) is just beyond whiny.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

It was whiny because he wasn't strong enough with it.

If you’re going to go that way, you’ve got to really get after it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

OH JESUS

Who the fuck is that lady

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:25 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

apparently carol

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

sophias mom

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

never seen an episode bro

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Husband beat the fuck out of her in season 1.

And her daughter.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

if that fucker had not killed otis

we would not have had that boring ass first half

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:26 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

it is going to be you, dale

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Never saw the first Ghost Rider.

Don’t think I’ll see this one.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

first one sucked

but I was never a ghost rider fan

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

But it has all the elements of a classic Nicholas Cage action movie.

1. All the dialogue is either whispered or screamed.
2. Everything is on fire.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

"Classic Nicholas Cage action movie..."

That’s why I didn’t see it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

heh, that was a funny bit

Samberg doesn’t bring all that much to the table, but …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I quite enjoy Samberg.

His self-aware terrible impressions crack me up.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Alright, I suppose.

Felt like she was shoehorned into a couple of acts. I’d say a 3 minute cameo by Jean Dujardin pretty much upstaged anything she did.

by LiamP on Feb 12, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I blame the writing, as usual

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

So this show is really slow

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

it is no Glee

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Damn right it's not

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Well when you pop into the middle of season 2...

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

WE SHALL SEE HOW IT GOES

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

This is why most folks here enjoy it

they can follow it.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Burn?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

You're damn right it was.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

On all of LSB haha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

needs mor car chases and 'splosions

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Dramatic elements, certainly

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

reply fail to benji

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Otis had a gun, too, right?

You shoot me in the leg and I’m putting one in your back, Shane.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

I don't think he did

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

how long have they been on this farm

a couple of weeks?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Longer than that.

Long enough for the boy to recover from a gunshot wound to the abdomen.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

hmmm

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I love Glenn too

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

Take that, Laurie.

Dumb whore.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

YEAH

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

She a bitch?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yep

it is ricks wife

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah this'll take a bit

I’ll hold all questions until the end of the presentation

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Which one is Rick?

The guy with Glenn at the store?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So Rick thinks his wife that slut Laurie is preggo with his baby but it's probably Shane's

from the forest (or something) and she just bitched at Daryl who said fuck off and now she crashed her car because she’s a cunt?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

And Maggie loves Glenn and Glenn is Schultzy?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

No way.

Glenn boned her twice that we know of.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh shitttttttt

Okay

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't you dare compare that sex fiend Glenn with Schultzy.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Dale is Schultzy

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Which one is Dale

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

The old guy

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

The creepy one that just stared?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the one

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Your comparison was more accurate

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck that

I only compared him to you because he’s afraid of committing to a female

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

That is an accurate description of the situation.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Does Rick know Shane boinked his lady

Also, Herschel is in a catatonic state because his… daughter died? wife?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, why can Herschel help Laurie?

Is he a doctor?

I’M TRYING

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

he was a veterinarian

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Herschel owns the farm.

Rick wants to stay there.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Herschel's a vet.

Yes, Rick knows.

Shane shot his whole family of walkers in front of him.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

OH SNAP

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

his = Herschel's I'm guessing

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Rick knows.

Herschel is in a catatonic state because his whole family died.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

and ricks group all shot them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Specifically Shane

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

he started it all

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the first part is correct

the second part is just words

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yup.

Rick’s wife.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

And he was 100% right.

Dude’s been amazing.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Took a good pounding in season 1 from Shane in the woods.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

She's preggers with Shane's spawn.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

we think

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

pretty much known though

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not Shane's in the comic.

So no guarantees.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

She’s one of my favs.

Is Michonne in the series yet?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

does this have to do with where they might be going next?

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm not really sure how they'll handle it...

if its like the comics, yeah it’ll have to do with where they go next

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear a certain someone might be running the next place

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's the rumor

Gonna be pretty fucking cool

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Michonne is the best.

People don’t even know.

EVERYONE WHO WATCHES THIS SHOW BUT NEVER READ THE COMICS. WHEN THE HOT BLACK CHICK SHOWS UP WITH A SWORD, KNOW THAT SHE WILL BE YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM THIS POINT FORWARD.

ALSO, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT GET ATTACHED TO ANYONE. A-N-Y-O-N-E.

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by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah my interest is even more piqued.

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by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

oh shit

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

OH SNAP

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

OH SHIT.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

No joke.

It’s a walker. I would have steered to hit it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

she should've bought a turn-by-turn GPS

no more fussing with maps while driving

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn, pistachios are the tits.

I with I was with you out there, Closure. So I could get some cheap all the time.

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by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

HAHAHA TIME FOR LAURIE DEATH.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

We're going to have some kind of weird half-zombie/half-person.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Was Shane a zombie?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

no

he is the bald crazy dude

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Okay I don't remember him right off

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, Laurie

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

ZOMBIE CAR CRASH

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Taylor Swift looks like she just got done getting railroaded by 36 black dicks.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 8:43 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Like just now?

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

The plot thickens

The vagina expands

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

And I feel like that song was about John Mayer.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 8:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Who is the black guy

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:46 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

t dog

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

*dawg

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by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That was a sweet scene.

Herschel throwing it down.

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by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions  

>AMC's The Talking Dead

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions  

OH SHIT

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

Who the fuck are those two

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

WHO ARE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

SHIIIIIT

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

I fucking missed it

what happened?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

2 new characters

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

OH JESUS

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Who are those two

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:48 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

it's AMC, not TBS ...

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Rick will kill you assholes.

Hope you know that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

"From Director Emilio Estevez..."

I’m out.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

men at work was awesome

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Okay so I know who most are.

Who is at the house?

Is Dale married to Carol (creepy lady who wandered back from the forest)

Who was it that was cleaning Carol’s hands?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

Carol's husband is dead.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Carol was the one who was beaten?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

So him being eaten was awesome?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

shane was cleaning carols hands

her husband was eaten by zombies in the first season

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dale isn't married.

Shane was cleaning Carol’s hands.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

at least not now*

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Where the fuck was Carol walking back from?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Mourning.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

is it just me or are there way too many commercials in this show

We get 3 minutes of show and 2 minutes of commercial

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:50 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Dave and Tony, apparently

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

snowing

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

STARS AND BARS AND FOOTBAW

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

That fat guy is going to get killed.

Watch.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

I don't trust these two

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

I don't either

Because they’re from Philly

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't either

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nope.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Neither does Rick

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I trust them like I trust a Ron Popeill product.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

They are going to follow them back to the farm.

They’re harbingers of a larger group, I think.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

They're lying.

They want to know all about the farm.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Philly douchebags

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

Is this show on netflix?

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Yeah

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I might need to watch from the beginning

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

probably

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

they know

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:54 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

This is about to get ugly.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

I'm excited

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet it ends before we see anything

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

857

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

No doubt.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with your theory

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

these dudes are gonna do what shane wants to do

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:56 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

So who all is on the farm right now?

maggie… carol… shane…

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

Dale, Daryl

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

That it?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Carl, Herschel's son whose name I can't recall.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Who is Carl and not all of Herschel's family died?

Cool.

Also, Laurie is still out there

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Carl is rick and lauries son

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Carl is Rick's son.

The reason they are at the farm in the first place. Otis shot him killing a deer.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Who the fuck is Otis

And how old is Carl

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Otis is the fat guy that Shane sacrificed.

Carl is 12 or so?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay

So Carl is maybe going to have a dead would-be Shane bro

and Shane sacrificed a fatty in a prior episode I guess. Just a member of Rick’s gang? Or is Otis one of Herschel’s? And Otis brought them back to farm?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

otis was a part of herschels group

he shot Carl and he and shane left to get medical supplies. shane sacrificed him during that. otis is who put Sophia in the barn

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wasn't Herschel's son with Otis for most of that?

Are we going to find out that he knew?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

from what I understand

it was usually just otis

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sophia in the barn?

Sophia was one of Herschel’s dead family? Was it Otis’s fault?

You guys are being patient, thanks.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Sophia was carols daughter

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And Carol was with Rick's gang

and her husband was already eaten, not daughter dead.

No wonder she was in the forest mourning

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sophia was Carol's daughter

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Sophia was chased away from the group in the first episode of this season

she somehow got bitten and otis found her

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She came out when they opened the barn.

Rick shot her.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Was she zombie-ish?

Did he realize it was her? Did Carol scream?

Almost there.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

She was a walker.

They all knew it was her. That’s why Rick had to do it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSg_y1nBjZE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

rick shot her in the face

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Rick's kinda baller

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

more than likely

otis found her after she went full zombie

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Why was he keeping her alive/??

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Herschel thought there was a cure.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

*Wanted to think there was a cure.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Herschel seems like a good fellow

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

He's legit.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Otis was Herschel's son-in-law.

He went with Shane to the HS in town where the army had set up an emergency medical unit so they could get a ventilator for Carl’s surgery. They were overrun at the HS and Shane sacrificed Otis so he could get out.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh snap

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

T-Dawg

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay cool

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Ten bucks says more show up in a moment.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

You lose.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

NO FUCKING JOKE.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

WOAH

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:57 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

RICK IS A FUCKING BEAST

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

OH MY GOD.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

FUCKING RIGHT

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

OH WE MURDER NOW.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

self defense, bro

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ONE IN THE HEAD FOR GOOD MEASURE

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

That gun blows the top of that guy's head off from that range.

A whole the size of a silver dollar at least.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

*hole

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

/not hbo

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

truth

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 9:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

SHIT

DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

me either

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 8:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I did

Surprised it happened this episode though

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

What was the plan there for those guys?

You want to get to the farm … so you kill the only people that can show you where it is?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder if they already had an idea

maybe heard the gunshots?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That might make sense.

You’d only get a general direction, though. And you could wander for miles trying to find it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

True

But chances are it’s on a road

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Season pass setup

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

BOOM ROASTED !!!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Full Metal Jousting

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 9:01 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

lol @ 4chan thread for this episode:
Dont let these dickheads anywhere near thr farm. I can already see them fucking Maggie, Lorie, Amy, and Carl.
>Hershal has a big ass farm
>NAH NIGGA WE FULL
>implying rick and shane wont have homosex now because they are both alpha

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 9:02 PM CST reply actions  

NAH NIGGA WE FULL.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm imagining Rick saying that, and I can't stop laughing.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

No preview for next weeks episode?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

/OSU

After first commercial break for this stupid show

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

SORRY

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

first commercial break

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit happens

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey....it's been snowing.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

I haven't seen it

but there’s white stuff on the grass. Could be anything, really.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

You made the news
Pete Delkus @wfaaweather
Report from Denton County. Grassy surfaces & cars covered with snow. Roads are wet with no ice or slush.

by octoberty on Feb 12, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

this show is already horrible

show me the scenes to the next episode, please

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Are they doing that?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

first commercial break of the show that is on now

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

TWWBG

You up sucka.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

Kk

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 9:11 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

THIS SHOW IS STUPID

FUCK SHOW ME NEXT WEEK

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah....it's a shame, too....

Such a good start to the season….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

may be my fault . . . I jumped on the bandwagon

after that great Caps game in December

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

i had hope

until about a month ago… we need to sell like fuck and get some top 5 draft picks to build around the good guys on the team and get rid of the old vets

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 12, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

DFA everybody

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 9:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

benn

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ryder

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Designate for assignment....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't get why more content specific providers

don’t offer subscriptions to their product.

For example, I would totally pay MLB $5 a month on top of MLB.TV if I could watch MLBN anytime I wanted.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

HERE WE GO.

60 SECONDS.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck AMC

This is ridiculous.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

You were right Aqua.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

That's how they had to go to stir things up.

Those guys were scouts, and they were obviously lying.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

THERE WILL BE A FIRE FIGHT

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

I may watch that now

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hahaha

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Reminds me of Bleeding Through.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

awesome.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Aqua was right

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:16 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

THERE ARE MORE

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

He's good.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 9:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

did you watch that video?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah

Intense. Who is the hot blonde and who is the buzz cut dapper gent holding her?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Hot blonde?

That’s Andrea. Shane is the buzz cut guy.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay cool

What’s her story? Also, the creepy dude cutting stuff up that Carol was checking up on in the preview, was that Darryl?

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Darryl nearly died earlier in this season from falling off a horse and accidentally shooting himself with his crossbow.

Then he lost his shit and started collecting ears.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

and he got shot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ah so Darryl was the one who told off Laurie

because he’s half crazy half awesome now

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I feel I have done an admirable job of putting it all together

With a little help from my friends

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

the terrifying efficiency that sets you apart

from lesser candidates

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

/Wharton

We’re namekin, you can’t hate me.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw your cover letter was passed around wall street last week...

why did you sign it “mark” though?

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha

Some kid from Penn did that too recently I thought

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Wut

why

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

she thought he was a walker

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I can see that haha

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

well he was walking with a limp

and was dirty and bloody. she was probably a few hundred yards away from him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

understandable

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I wanted her dead for it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh my god me too

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Show loses all credibility now for me.

No way a woman could hit a target a few hundred yards away.

by casew on Feb 12, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

she's a badass in the comics, but a little crazy in the series so far

Daryl was walking out of the forest all beat up and she shot him from a distance, grazed his ear I think

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

shane be craaazy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yuuuuuup.

That shit cray.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't wait

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

x

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

only bad thing about that episode is it needed more daryl

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:18 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

ALWAYS

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought you were a Dave guy .

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 9:39 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I FUCKING LOVED COLOSSUS.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions  

cbob YU UP

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

I love that I know exactly what this means

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I think we all do

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

DICK DICK DICK DICK

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

RASHIDA!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:26 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Ann Perkins?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't realize this but Rob Lowe says

LITERALLY in Wayne’s World just like he does in P&R

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

LITERALLY exactly the same.

(I’m actually just taking your word for it.)

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it was creepy

I started laughing

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

sure?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm gonna finally give up diet soda

though I wish the “studies” were a little more specific about the dangers

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

that's funny, because you're name is a soda

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

or a rare race of fairy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't buy it.

I think it’s correlation without causation.

People who drink diet drinks are more likely to be trying to manage calories and be overweight and all the issues that go with that.

I don’t think it has anything to do with the drinks themselves.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

see, that's why I've been skeptical all this time

but anyway, I only average maybe a can a day (less, really) of Canada Dry Diet Ginger Ale . . . which contains real ginger, I think that’s good for you

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Aqua pondering my trade e-mail

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

Like I'd give up Face.

Be serious.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh damn. Now I haz sad again.

Didn’t realize Dirk would’ve had Vernon and Face on his team. Would’ve been hilarious.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually didn't even know I had one yet.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

It was just a regular email.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD.

Is there Super Email out there?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed.

Invented by the Super Devil.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

That movie is top five all time for me. Hell, top three.

You’re going to have to answer to the Coca Cola company then. Greatness.

by elchicodelgado on Feb 12, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Saw this today, So beautiful

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

He thinks this car looks bad. So you know he has bad opinions.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

It does

Big fucking deal.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

lulz

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Cobras blow.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, that is how a supercharger functions.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

This guy gets it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't even know what that means.

I’m obviously in the second category myself—though I do like my handling—anyway.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

That was rude to you

You’re not that bad. I just hate your car.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Double this.

Ruined a beautiful car. Loved the E46.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh... that's a former BMW body style Benji.

I know you don’t know these things so I try and help.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh shit.... Benji's mad!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Napoleonic nitpicking 1% motherfucker

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Really mad!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

lol at benji calling someone Napoleonic.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Swag ain't compensation when yu great, baby

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Yu like 2'8" homie.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Aww, nucka, I ain't no 2'8"

At least 3’8"

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

You still buying your shirts at GAP Kids?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

abercrombie with a little a, nucka

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

<3 you fool

even if you come up to like my waist.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

If I were gay

I’d give a mean Taylor Swifty

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

you'd take it from 6 black guys?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:39 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

If I were gay

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

BENJI DOWN WITH THE SWIRL

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I would give you my whole... being

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Gay

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

x

stephen lynch yo

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

COME AT ME, NAGGER

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

<3 South Park

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

heh.

So great

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He said my shirt was crap!

Brooks Brothers Boys doesn’t make crap!

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

I don’t look like a child.

But I’m sure your 5 series is very distinguished.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

But you do

I bet you rev your engine at stop lights and wink at the ladies

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Only at the dragstrip.

Don’t feel bad for not being a car guy. You’re too busy worrying about girls to think about cars.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

Not a car guy. I love it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

No... if you loved it...

You would know the difference between a GT500 and a Cobra.

You are a poser… you are more interested in making your car look good than function as high performance machine.

All style and no substance.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Bahahahahahaha.

I don’t care about Fords. You’re like my buddy who loves super light imports because they are faster. They still look like shit.

Bottom line, your car is visually distinguishable from a significant enough degree from a $18k on-lot four-banger. Yes, you have badging, and you have different body lines, and it’s an incredible car. It still looks like shit.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I assure you I'm nothing like your buddy.

I’m a grown up.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

But I HAZ a Fast car dude

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

so you want your car to be a moving dollar sign?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I buy cars for the purpose of driving them.

Preferably at a drag strip.

Benji wants to impress a 23 year old girl.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

And you want to impress Joe Blow in lane 2

I’d argue my goals are more desirable.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

When I race there's almost never anyone in the other lane.

I race for faster times. I race for the fun and the challenge and because it’s a good time.

It’s like golf but faster.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

And I'd prefer an M5 over your vehicle.

Because your car still looks like a cheap ass Stang

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Because looks are the most imporant thing...

Tell you what. You bring your BMW to Cars and Coffee and see who stops and notices it.

Shit… you bring it to Dallas and they’ll wonder why one of the 50,000 they sell wasn’t put away properly.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Psychoanalyze somebody who doesn't have a car

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Indiana

Hint: poor college student

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha

definitely feasible in college, though

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

I live literally 90 seconds from campus and my roommates are pretty generous with letting me borrow their cars if I need one, so it usually works.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Aw you made me sad

Maybe if somebody gives me a job offer with a bonus…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw you talking about jobs the other day..

You looking to get into the aerospace field?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yessir

preferably in the defense sector (I find commercial aviation boring)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Because my dad is the general manager of sales for a company that sells tools and shit to Lockheed, Boeing, the military, etc.

And he has plenty of contacts.. If you’re possibly looking at staying near DFW.. I can talk to him?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

tools for planes/ helos

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That'd be pretty awesome

I wouldn’t mind staying near DFW or moving

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Word. Email me with your info, what you're degree is/will be, and what you're possibly looking for and I'll talk to him about it.

adambenefiel at hotmail dot com

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Sweet, sent

’preciate it dude

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

No problem!

I’ll give him a shout tomorrow :)

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

429 horse power

So if you can add to the above, “bad ass,” you may have sold me on it.

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

What is it?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Hyundai Genesis R-Spec

I’m probably incapable of talking myself into actually buying it, but maybe if I lose my mind one of these days

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks are more important than what's under the hood to me.

/story of my life ;)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

You would never last in the Zombie-pocolypse.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Compensating.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I see the argument, a little bit

It’s a beautiful mustang… but it’s still a mustang. It conjures up all the thoughts I have of everyone I knew in plano who drove mustangs.

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

But that's still not a question of how it looks.

It’s like saying you’d kick Kate Upton out of bed if she was wearing Angels underwear.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

It's more like

I’d kick Kathy Griffith out of bed no matter what the fuck she was wearing.

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe

Refusing to marry Kate Upton upon realization that she’s Kathy Griffith’s daughter—legit

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Kathy Griffith's mom?

That would be alright. The odds of a mom being sane despite a crazy daughter is a lot higher than the odds of a daughter being sane despite the crazy mom.

Truth.

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude calls me out unprompted when I put up a picture of a car I saw at a car show today

Then calls me childish while he posts pictures of his own car and plays a dick measuring contest with some dude he doesn’t even know on the internet.

Fucking napoleonic fuck

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

So mad!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck off.

Go fuck your PHD wife and your own non-college going 1% brain.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh my

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 12, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Oh this is perfect.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Benji does not respond well to being told he's not a car guy.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Like you're the fucking authority

You piece of shit

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

calm down

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nah

Fuck that dude

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sulu.jpg

Out of all the things said on this site… THIS is what send you over the edge and makes me a piece of shit?

For reals?

LOLOLOL. Chillax Benji. This is too much anger.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah dude I'm cool

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I would offer to blaze with you

but you don’t smoke

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If it were legal, bro.

Let’s go to Holland

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to go next year to be a judge in the cup

I will go.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Your car is something that an oompa loompa would drive

though

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

You aren't going to make me mad...

I’m too busy smiling at you getting SO MAD. ;)

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

What are you? Chicken?

Bawk bawk bawk

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't believe you are this riled up about this.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

You're an overly pedantic douche sometimes, dude.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

srsly

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

indeed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

so mad.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

are you frustrated, benj?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

OUMAD

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

he seems mad

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

.

but there is only one…

by RangerMad on Feb 12, 2012 10:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

A guy with a yellow Z3/Z4 (whichever)

and a “it’s a cobra dude, who cares if it looks like a mustang still, it’s a cobra” are going to lecture me on car choices

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

More evidence of your lack of knowledge.

I would never refer to a Shelby GT500 as a Cobra. It is not a Cobra.

And the 2010 Mustangs look good regardless.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

They do not

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It wouldn't be a daily driver

But it was just very well done. Very pretty

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I was never into those

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

And you'd be pimpin that shit

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

this movie looks bad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

penelope cruz is attractive

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:37 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

sometimes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

she can grow a Yosemite Sam for all I care

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

How did you know we enjoy the Dirty Sanchez?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yuuup

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

It is snowing really hard

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

meh

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm jelly

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I am hoping it snows enough to cancel school tomorrow

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Mizzou canceled school for 3 days last year for the blizzard

They won’t cancel if there’s less than a foot.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

We only got 2 days off

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a test I don't want to take

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Financial Acct

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Oooh fun

What’s the test over

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Adjusting entries, debits credits, Assests Liabilities OE

Pretty basic stuff

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing a bucket of hot water won't fix.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Hudson better not fuck this up

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:43 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

it's gonna last 10 minutes at this rate

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Had to change it....

Never cared for that song….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

meh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

TMZ: BREAKING NEWS: Rapper Lil Wayne has been arrested backstage at the Grammy’s on gun charges. Details to come

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

Wait....what?

It’s he about to perform or did that already happen?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

uhhh what the fuck

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate that dude

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ugh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

<3

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing good....I know that....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

are you talking shit about the foo?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh

I flipped to it right after that then. my apologies

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh

I still don’t know who that skrillex person is

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, whatever the hell was before that. was gawdawful

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope....

Although, I’ve never really listened to much of their music….I’m afraid they’re just too darn loud.

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

is this guy in the mouse head playing online RISK w/ y'all?

he might as well be

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Tele ftw

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

<3

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

what on earth was that?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 9:59 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

a dude in a mouse head turned on a record player and jumped around

then returned to playing online RISK w/ some Texas Rangers blog guys

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

ok

is that what that was? that is popular right now? ugh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

agreed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There's only one way to save these Grammy's....

moar Paul McCartney….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to see him one more time before he calls it quits

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah...I hope he comes around here one more time...

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as he doesn't sing anything from Wings or his solo career.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I can deal with that

I like amazed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'll sit through a little bit of that as long as the show is mostly Beatles stuff...

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

You cannot tell me what EEs do is not magic.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't spell "geek"...

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

EEs? Fuck that shit.

I literally WRITE SPELLS THAT MAKE SHIT HAPPEN.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually, the ways wings work is fucking magic.

We know how it works, but not why.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

There was a lot of Adrian Beltre reaction here.

So something good, evidently

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

VFN I WILL FUCKING END YOU YOU ASSHOLE

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:00 PM CST reply actions  

When I first read this I saw the double YOU as YOUR

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Too many commentssss

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 10:03 PM CST reply actions  

All of them are about the Walking Dead

except for a humorous penis-themed subthread

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

<3

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

All Spinner's fault.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

What does this mean?!?!?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Degrassi, bitch

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x
@CardboardGerald
RT @TMZ: BREAKING NEWS: Craig James arrested backstage at the Grammy’s for the murder of five hookers

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 10:06 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

what the FUCK is going on

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions  

I.......I.........I......don't really.....know........

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd say 2nd best.....

but yes, please get him back up there…..
You know he’s backstage thinking “What the heck?”

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

No....

I say John but by a very small margin….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

this is wrong

second at worse

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

1A: George, 1B: John

3: Paul, 4: George Martin

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yep

John aligns most with my tastes, but George is just George. Paul (as a Beatle)is greatness, don’t get me wrong. John wrote probably 65% of my favorite Beatles songs, and #1 (Yer Blues)

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Paul is my favorite but can concede that john was probably the best

no on George

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Paul loses some serious points

for shit like Lady Madonna

by RangerMad on Feb 12, 2012 10:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

John, Paul, George, Billy Preston, Ringo....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

PETE BEST

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

George > Paul

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No....no.....no.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

This is incorrect.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS GUY GETS IT

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Replace George Martin with Ringo and I agree.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I am smoking

explain

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I wouldn't know where to begin....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

not a fan of her music

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the Grammys turned into the Tonys?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Watch out poles, here comes Chrom.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I was wondering that too.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

This is the FUCKING worst

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:08 PM CST reply actions  

Chrom, Aqua...

Full Metal Jousting

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 10:08 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Fuck no I'm not watching that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

neither of you is even gonna give it a chance?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 10:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

no thanks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

is there any chance Adele doesn't win this?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:11 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

No.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

she deserves it

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I made a picture in MS Paint and uploaded it to Facebook half an hour ago.

It’s now been shared 65 times.

My little notification thingy is going insane.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:14 PM CST reply actions  

69 times now

Nice work

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

#humblebrag

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Not.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Facebook just told me a few of my friends "liked" Walmart.

Should I defriend them immediately? My brain LITERALLY just broke.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

What?

At times I am happy to have Walmart, but that’s different.

God, I feel like I go there without regretting it maybe .2% of the time.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Everytime I go there, I hate myself.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, oil changes w/ lifetime tire rotation

are they still the #1 physical music retailer?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

It made no sense to me.

Who goes out of their way to “like” any generic store, let alone Walmart?

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe they get deals?

Otherwise…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

that's what I suspect . . . incentives

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Right?

I like things when I like it so much I look for it, or I see someone else doing it and feel enough care to move my cursor to the button.

Walmart is neither.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't dislike Walmart.

They stock and sell the things that I often need to purchase. That is the extent of our relationship.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Just like your wife.

BOOM!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

You must have missed when I said "often.'

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Their shit is just sooooooo cheap

I don’t mind their name brand stuff, but even that is often tainted.

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I dislike them for the horrible experience.

Almost every Walmart I’ve ever been to has clutter everywhere, unfriendly employees, awful people with awful families crowding the place, and a severe understaffing of the checkout aisles.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I kid about things on LSB offending me a lot.

Calling us unfriendly and cluttered actually does, though.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

You were very offended about Jules Borbon criticism.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 12, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Losing his Influence*

*I am aware that the very act of using a capitalized Influence is evidence of Influence

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

inorite

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't know it would offend you.

I was kidding. I thought the ! gave it away.

Sorry PK3.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It's cool, man.

It’s cool.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

In all seriousness, though, trying to actually be courteous and helpful is something I try very hard at.

And you might be surprised how many of my coworkers that goes for.

Not all of them, of course. . .

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Is someone forcing you to go there?

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

I don’t see how that’s a requisite for hating them when you do.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

You go at the wrong times.

And why would you even want to talk to an employee from there? It’s not a maze you have to run through to get whatever it is you need.

I think it’s mainly a mind thing. People think “Wal-mart sucks” and it’s the self-fulfilling prophecy.

Just get whatever you need, hit the self check out, and be gone.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Also Walmart Neighborhood Market is a pretty decent purveyor of foodstuffs

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Si

and it’s not as packed.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

We have one right around the corner

It’s definitely better than our Tom Thumb, and for produce we go to Sprouts anyway (note I am talking about Dallas home, not Indiana home)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

No, it's not that.

It’s 100% an experience thing.

Once upon a time a Walmart was a cool thing to me because it was a gajillion times larger and more convenient than any store I knew of. I’d rail against (and still do) idiots who talk about it as some evil corporation destroying American society.

Has nothing to do with that, I just hate their service and the people that go there.

Both Walmarts here just got rid of their self checkouts, and the Walmart in Kennewick had its closed most of the time.

Pray tell, when is the right time to go?

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

You hate the people that go there?

I’m one of those people.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Call him a Napoleanic douche!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

don't forget overly pedantic!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

As am I.

I’ve found the best times are either way later in the evening, or during the afternoons of a weekday. I understand that’s hard to do for some people, but I try to do it whenever I do need to go.

The amount of people a Wal-Mart employs requires a certain acceptance of a lower standard of service then other places. Plus the cost is becoming so cut throat that they no longer enjoy the economy of scale that they did in the past (when you enjoyed it being “cool”)

Wal-mart serves it’s purpose in my life as does HEB, my local grocery store, and any other store.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

If you live in a college town

there is never a good time to go

Maybe 9 or 10 am…

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

Week before class ends, go at midnight, get free boxes, profit!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

My college town didn't have a Walmart.

And the college town seven minutes and a border away closed at, like, fucking eight o’clock.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Evening is the worst to me.

By far.

Afternoon is the least-inconvenient time, but I have never been at a Walmart (or Sams) when I didn’t have to sit in a line far longer in the aisle than I have to at any other store.

Anyway, I refuse to accept a lower standard of service. The prices are not nearly enough for me to accept service that markedly lower from what I’ll get elsewhere.

Now, if we’re talking electronics and you make me choose between Walmart and Best Buy. . .

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Elitist

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Just came

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

damn it

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

BOOM

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

you are, aren't you

freak

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I multitask

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope you at least put a pad on her back

laptops can get pretty hot

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

She's not here

I’d explain but Ace said no

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I caught the gist

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

he having that cyber sex

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's not what happened either

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

don't ruin my fantasies

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I texted this chica friend of mine and told her I wanted her to masturbate

to a picture of me, and she said okay, and called me.

Then had the weirdest sounding orgasm ever

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

You know she was masturbating to a big black dick, right?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh

I can’t tell for sure, so I’ll say it’s me and take the victory without anymore knowledge of the situation

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

This is one of the strangest things on LSB in a while.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

How is this strange behavior from me at all

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by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

True.

It’s still strange, though

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

he came...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

slut

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

See, I don't feel like -- outside of groceries -- I'm especially disappointed with my post-store experience.

As far as the stuff I buy, Walmart feels like everything else.

It’s the time in the store that makes me hate it.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

They aren't exactly in a service industry, IMO.

And I’m sure their coorporate guys would disagree with me, but I don’t think that’s what they really strive for. They want to be a lowest price, decent variety, and all having store. Something has to give, and I believe service is what gives in this instance.

If you want better service, you will have to pay for it. I don’t mind having sub-par or mediocre service at a place where I hardly interact with the employees, any way.

It would be like paying extra at a movie theater to ensure that the move projector guy was a nice guy and said goodbye to me as I left the movie.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think anything in your first paragraph is incorrect.

I just don’t get why I shouldn’t hate my experience there because of it. I know exactly why things are the way they are in Walmart. There’s nothing wrong with them following a successful business model.

There’s also nothing wrong with me hating being there as a result.

And I do pay for better service. Happily. At least when I have a choice.

I spend less at Publix for groceries, anyway, because I chase their deals. I’d spend a little more if I had to, though, to have a nice, clean, friendly, and efficient shopping experience.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I have coworkers that don't go there because of their prices.

Deals, folks! Deals! Something I’ll be at least happy with is buy-one-get-one-free every time I go.

Nevermind an excellent deli, excellent produce, excellent store-brand stuff, and a completely happy shopping experience.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I grew up with "store brand" being something that sucked but was cheap.

In my Publix experience it’s often better than name brand.

Though not always cheaper. . .

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

(Those coworkers are the minority.)

(Most of my coworkers worship the place.)

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll pay extra for groceries I enjoy

I mean, I’m pretty limited in that now… but still. Yes, I’ll pay the extra dollar for bread I will actually enjoy.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll pay a little extra to not have to stand in long, inefficient lines, too.

Like, if you tell me the Lowes five minutes down the road will sell the same screws for 1% more, I’m going to Lowes.

Has nothing to do with FUCK CORPORATE AMERICA.

I do like that I can go to Walmart in my pajamas and be one of the best dressed people, though. (Seriously, I actually do like that. The People of Walmart are simply comfortable, guys.)

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I went to Tom Thumb on Christmas in pajama pants and slippers

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

At least you were wearing a shirt.

I’ve seen people at Walmart not wearing one.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't mention a shirt did I?

I was actually wearing my new Murray jersey

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

id prefer kroger over public any day of the week

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

im not getting kroger brand shit at kroger.

i usually don’t buy generics.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

oh he fancy

shit, their store brand stuff looked better than most non-brand. Give me that white-and-green labeled Publix salt over name-brand salt any day.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

not part of my shopping experience

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 12, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

BTO coming:

Walmart’s bakery is better than Publix’s.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Kroger too!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

That's cool and all, but I just find people who get annoyed by the "lower standard of service"

at a wal-mart. It is what it is. If I do go to a Wal-Mart, it’s certainly not for groceries. Like ever. I’ll starve if everything else is closed or go out to eat somewhere.

I have no idea what kind of Wal-Marts you go to, but I would never call a single experience I’ve had there making me hate it. I guess we just have different shopping expectations and experiences.

I’m a self-service guy who goes in to a Wal-Mart on a hunt and kill mentality. I get what I need, usually very little, and I’m out the door. I hardly ever purchase more than 10 items, so I can use the express lines that most places have.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I think not eating Wal Mart food is a good long-term health decision… like for generations

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

That's usually what I'm doing at a Walmart, as well.

Your 10-items-or-less lines might be way, way more efficient than the ones in eastern Washington or central Florida, I dunno.

Also, the electronics people suck. I have never bought a game at Walmart without someone acting like I’m burdening them to ask to open the glass door.

Most of my Walmart experience here (over the years, not recently) was grocery shopping, though. Purely because of convenience and going shopping late. At some point I just couldn’t take it anymore, started going to Publix, price comparing, and never looked back. Walmart’s now a last-resort.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, the friendliness of the employees is, like, fourth on my list of hates.

Fifth if you include the grocery selection.

But I encounter them and their desire to shove boxes in my way as though I don’t exist far more than I do movie projectionists.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

90% of my Walmart hatred is the check out.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I always get behind the 70yo woman

with a sale ad try to match other stores prices. Just go to the fuckin’ other store!

by RangerMad on Feb 12, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The two closest stores here used to have self checkouts.

So I didn’t have to stand in line, I didn’t have to be surrounded by giant families of poorly behaved children as much, I didn’t have to deal with an unfriendly cashier. I only some of the time had to deal with the jumbled mess that were their aisles.

So, definitely inferior still to most shopping experiences, but not so bad I’d avoid going unless it was midnight and I had something I needed to get and couldn’t wait for.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I should point out that Walmart in a touristy part of a touristy town is an extra level of hell I've experienced nowhere else.

But I hated the Walmart in my home town in Washington nearly as much, for most of the same reasons.

Also, I hate shopping a lot.

I also fought hard against students protesting against the building of a Walmart in Pullman. Not because back then I didn’t think Walmart sucked, I did. But what sucked more was not a single place that I could go to for late-night, one-stop shopping in town.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, it looks like you need to move on up to the east side where all the higher income families have maids and butlers to help discipline their children

and you won’t be bothered to watch these little rascals run around. That’s all I can really say about it, I guess. Plus Wal-marts are places where out of towners know where they can find stuff and I think you just may be reacting to vacationing families who don’t always act as if they are in their own town where people will recognize them.

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by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

As I said, it was true in Kennewick, Washington, as well.

Just not nearly as magnified as it is here.

And my grocery stores of choice are in upscale neighborhoods, TYVM.

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You're welcome.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear aniston gets naked in that movie

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I'm in a pickle.

Aniston is in it so it’s probably terrible.
But if she gets naked, it’s worth 90 minutes of agony.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Paul Rudd

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Me too

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Re: The Walking Dead..

Do you think we find out about the black guy and his son Rick left before the end of the season?

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 12, 2012 10:14 PM CST reply actions  

I keep hoping that we will.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 12, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope so

I liked them and they still.mention them once in a while

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yup, I keep hoping.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

yes, we will

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw a guy in a Rangers' hat yesterday and said "go Rangers!"

He replied “yeah! Gonna be a rough year.”

I said, “I don’t think so.”

He said, “well, we’ve got that new guy. What’s his name?”

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by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 10:16 PM CST reply actions  

Then your description was perfect....

“a guy in a Rangers’ hat”….he obviously knew nothing about the team…

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

That's when you just say,

“thanks for payrolling Yu with that hat and kindly go away.”

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

LSB and Twitter keep me so up to date on Rangers news that it must sound weird to other people.

The day after the Josh Hamilton relapse story broke, one guy in my class said his brother was going to see Josh speak that night.

I replied, “So you’re from Katy?” Freaked him out a little bit.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 12, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

x
RT @marcel_mutoni: This is why you didn’t make the All-Star team. RT @BRAND0NJENNINGS: whoa…….. Nicki Minaji that was dope!!!!

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 10:18 PM CST reply actions  

hahaha

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Lady Gaga is such a joke.

I can’t believe she is allowed to breathe my air.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:20 PM CST reply actions  

Should we make a late night thread?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Watching My Cousin Vinny. Marisa Tomei. Meow.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 12, 2012 10:21 PM CST reply actions  

She was great in that movie.

I would.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Well she was only 27 when that movie came out.

But age is just a number, broseph.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, she's still gotten nekkid in recent years

and is still gettin it done

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 12, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Now THIS is music.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:24 PM CST reply actions  

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I am not

and I agree

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Me either.

And I agree.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm 21

and I agree with him.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 12, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

You're up, vfn.

Sorry benji and adam

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:25 PM CST reply actions  

it's okay

It was inevitable. Save a spot for me in the next game

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I needed the spoils

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

MORE OF THIS, GRAMMYS

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 10:27 PM CST reply actions  

that is awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:28 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

yep

I entered my late twenties. I should start shopping for a hoverround

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Did Bruce's guitar break or something?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:29 PM CST reply actions  

What is modern dating etiquette when it comes to missed calls and texts?

When trying to set up a second date:

Does it look desperate to follow up a call they didn’t pick up with a text a couple hours later (after not leaving voicemail)?

or

Does it look rude to not leave voicemail and then not text anything?

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 10:30 PM CST reply actions  

What time was your call out?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

An hour ago

Normally I would’ve texted first, but I don’t really like planning things over text and it’s something we actually talked about (since one of our phones was dropping a bunch of texts between us last week).

So with her knowing I’d prefer talking the text followup feels weird. But I think I’m overthinking it. Especially since she texted me this morning thanking me for dinner and saying she wanted to see me again.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh

Just call her tomorrow and leave a message if she doesn’t pick up

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

ok that's about what I was thinking

I know a lot of people who don’t ever listen to their voicemail but I suppose it doesn’t hurt to leave one

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't come off as needy or too attached already.

Call or text her tomorrow. Or send her a “Goodnight beautiful” text.

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 12, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Text her

“Wnna stk n but”

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

one of my girl friends from high school texted me the other day “sex is a good gift for a guy for valentine’s day right?” and I was really tempted to tell her to give up her butt.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

That's super awkward.

Seriously, though. BJs are like getting a guy flowers.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah

I didn’t date her

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Sex is like an entree

You always get an entree.

BJ is a better gift, met hinks

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I said something like this a few weeks ago during the great bjs suck debate

I’ve known a lot of girls who were down to fuck but were not cool with beejs. BJs are considered the “dirtier” thing to quite a few women, so I also do consider it the better gift

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Most I know are more willing to give up the BJ

I look at a BJ as the less guarded act

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm about double my sex number on BJs

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

The math

it does not compute

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh

My english. it does not nonvague

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

My sex number is very high..

But it feels like i’ve gotten way more BJs whether that be because I had no condom and chose not to raw dog, or because the slut was on her rag and not down for intercourse or just not ready to give it up yet.

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 12, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

How high is it?!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

88_88

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, are you saying

when you’re inventing punctuation you DON’T want to make it as badass as possible??

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

88_88

It’s a tarantula staring at you! How much more badass can you get?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh we got a badass over here.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I've gotten about two times more p n v than d n m

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Also, sex as a valentine's day gift? Seriously? Is she christian?

Should have told her “This guy should have dumped your ass on the curb already if you haven’t given up that snatch”

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 12, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Does she know you're into fat chicks now?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

He lives in Indiana.

In Texas there was a greater talent pool

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

The girl I am going on a date with this weekend is decidedly not fat

jerks

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Our little colonialbob is growing up!

I’m so proud.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

older'n you

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

By a couple of months.

Big whoop

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

counts

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

But I'm more mature than you!

That counts more!

CRAP BOOBS CRAP

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

So what, is she going to have to eat some cake for you to fuck her?

YOU GOTTA PUT ON A GOOD, 30, 40 POUNDS.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

LOOK JUST KEEP EATING

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh no we never dated

hence the space! Clearly.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok, I am officially up to speed.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't send that text

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Think it's too clingy if they're just kinda in the dating phase

Don’t know his style

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not my style at all.

And while I wouldn’t mind eventually progressing to a less aloof style, it would look really weird and forced coming from me right now.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Not that

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Text her

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Call tomorrow. Texting is for the weak and spineless.

If you really want to show a girl you are interested and are serious about taking her out, call her.

I am so very glad texting was not a thing when I was heavy in to dating.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So am I.....

I agree with him…..

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 12, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Suck me, beautiful.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude did I just break up with you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

nah

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Gagreed

I mix in both but lean toward phone calls more often than not. Texting has a place tho

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Texting works in the early stages I feel though

I’ll call once I feel like there’s actually a relationship there, not just going on a couple of dates

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

This is what I do.

Phone calls come off as more intimate.

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 12, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

And are misinterpreted wayyyy too much.

I’m a sarcastic bastard and much of what I text can be taken incorrectly.

I’ve already run into these things with my wife and others. It’s not pretty.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Half the stuff I type is sarcastic.

And if you read it, you might not pick it up.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

This is true.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

You're never sarcastic?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Match, not sure if you know this,

but that statement is sarcasm.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

he is not a sarcasm guy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You're still mad.

Man… every weeks I’m just going to say “Car guy” and watch you spin. :P

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I was being sarcastic fucker

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

So very mad! :D

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

:D

How long your penis is because you drive your Mustang?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

jet ski rental?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Y'all's emoticons are coming off insincere

If you start a trend of people using emoticons in this fashion, we’ll never be able to tell when someone is typing with a smile on their face or not.

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine is sincere.

I am smiling in real life.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

It has a taunting vibe

improper use of the “:D” in my eyes

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

It just kills you to be told you aren't good at something.

Just drives you absolutely bonkers.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm good at being taller than you, midget

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

But I thought you were done being mad?

Nope, still mad. ;)

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

BJ or Sex

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh.

I’m usually fine with either. As long as it’s my penis with warm fluids and a girl I’m attracted to… it’s hard to go wrong.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahahha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

The advantage of blow jobs

MUCH HARDER FOR HER TO SAY THAT WITH A PEEN IN HER MOUTH HOLE

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh, you both are made for each other.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

At least we both like blow jobs

old man

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I'm older than Ace.

Though I think it’s basically the same. Both early 30’s.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure where we stand, but yes, I'm in my early 30's.

And liking blow jobs isn’t exactly something you get cool points for liking.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok

but I don’t know why you’d hate talking over the phone.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

He who enjoys the Rubenesque

Play already.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 10:34 PM CST reply actions  

I nozzed that right up

Not sure it’s going to matter though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, that was probably my last turn.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Good game folks, but Texas is mine

I vote flat-rate (or even no) spoils for our next game

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

You set something up

and I’ll join. My last map choice was a total mess.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Who's in?

TTWBBG? Benji? Anybody else?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

you go to a site and you play Risk.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Like, what kind of time commitment does it take?

I don’t think I’d have enough time for it during the week.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

You just have to make a move within 24 hours.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

24 hours to take your turn, an hour once it starts

People around here get impatient though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh I don't care

Some people do

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Classic

Yes

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

fuuuuuuck that

Want to mix it up? Teams or anything?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Oooo teams..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

We currently have 5 though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm in

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

/black dude at the Taylor Swift gangbang

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sho

That’s 5, 6 if Closure wants to join?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

So... Karmin.

wut.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 10:42 PM CST reply actions  

......

….

are you live commenting sex?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I just had an interesting experience

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I am tired of you people speaking for all of us

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It was not kitchen cleaning

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

At least not on my end

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

no way

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 10:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

not yet a woman either

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dang

this thread is over 2k.

by sprite on Feb 12, 2012 10:48 PM CST reply actions  

Pedantic napoleonic fuckface zombies in car crashes

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

It's over now

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

How'd you make out?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

No but really

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I had to pay a little extra on flights to get 3 consecutive seats ($50 total)

I decided to just buy from priceline the Hyatt Regency in Huntington Beach… A little more than I wanted to spend but it looks pretty nice

by Texas Jihad on Feb 12, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweet

I’ve stayed there. It’s nice

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

x

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Pedestrian bridge over PCH

then you’re beach side. Awesome.

Don’t remember resort fees

You’ll love it though

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

New thread?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 10:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Tis a little late for a new thread.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

no

we should go out and live our lives

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I feel like I need to go get beer

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:03 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

no

you should go out and live your life

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I could do this

but I would need to go get beer

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ok do that

I’ll finish up the one I’m in the middle of in the meantime

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

k

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I couldn't do that if I wanted to

stupid sunday law

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

z

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/12/2794544/late-night-lsb
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/12/2794544/late-night-lsb
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/12/2794544/late-night-lsb

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:07 PM CST reply actions  

Conquer Club folks, go to the new thread plz

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:12 PM CST reply actions  

NERD

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

What of it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

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