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That other shit was breaking my computer. We still gonna Conquer Club it up?

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Richard Brandon Wood (born March 2, 1985) is an American professional baseball infielder for the Colorado Rockies of Major League Baseball. He bats and throws right-handed and was born in Austin, Texas.

On June 27, Wood hit his first Major League grand slam off Colorado Rockies reliever Manny Corpas. He finished the season with a .146 batting average, including four home runs, in 226 official at-bats.

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Ok, Conquer Club game

Me
VFN
TTWBBG
Jobu
Benji?

Anybody else? I will start the game in 10 minutes.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:08 PM CST reply actions  

Oh, perhaps terminator?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Conquer club?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 11:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Online Risk

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah. I think would but id have to go to the Campus library

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 11:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

IPhone?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Android

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 11:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It's pretty mobile-friendly, if you want to give it a shot

This game may not be the best one to start on though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

They don't do apps I don't think

but they’re pretty touch screen friendly on the web browser.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

You can just play it from the browser

I did it at times this summer

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll pass. I have to do homework on campus anyway

If there is another game later I may join

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 11:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Really?

I didn’t know folks here played there.

I’ve got 34 games going right now.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 12, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

My god..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Oh damn

LSB is paying that premium subscription?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I take it you go premium?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha. You guys are assholes.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

No you can't play more than 4 without paying for premium

so he either is or he has a hell of a lot of duplicate accounts.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok, that makes a little more sense.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

I also only play sequential/no spoils, because I decided I had to keep the same rules, or else I’d get confused and screw up how I was playing.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 12, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I like flat-rate spoils

No spoils can be fun though. Freestyle is seriously nuts.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Risk with no cards?

How does it ever end???

Flat-rate then being x armies per set instead of escalating?

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Right

I think you get 4 armies for all red territories, 6 for all green, 8 for all blue, 10 for one of each color. Something like that.

No cards games can go on for a long time.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 12, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

How do you not know by now?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah okay

Are you going to join our game?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

We are playing cards

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah

I’ll sit this one out. I’m going to go to bed now. Everyone enjoy LSB After Dark.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 12, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

GUYS HE KNOWS IT EXISTS

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Gulp.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

You sleep sitting up?

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 12, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

-500/10

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I think late night LSB rolls off the tongue better

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

man

that would make me have to think so much more about strategy geography-wise than I’m used to doing

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Card color = cannon/horse/infantry from old-school Risk?

*the newest version of the board game I played completely changed up how cards work. I actually think I like it better, though.

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

The cards you earn when you conquer a country and turn in for armies

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Once a round starts, you can play.

Multiple people can play at once, even. Only the last player to play the previous round can’t go first, they have to wait until somebody else has started. Like AJM said, it’s a lot about noticing when the next round has started.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I just checked

I have 2489 completed games.

No spoils games often run long, though.

I have one that is in round 614 that started, I think, in 2010.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 12, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

There's no quit in this cat.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Mother of god.

I thought my 3-month-long antarctica game was long

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

e-dap

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

e-dap

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

x

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

After restarting my browser...

…I note the first comment that someone made in the 613 turn game was in February, 2010.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 12, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I love you, AJM.

This is the peak of that love.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

My God

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Just get a game of 5 going.

and we’ll get it filled and get going.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice.

Nice.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

....

……..

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

10607052

Join!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Not showing up.

http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=join1&submit=Join&page=2&game=10607052

Let’s see if the backdoor works.

/TaylorSwift.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently its not working for the noobs

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats how I found it

weird

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Most of them have <5 games completed, so apparently it don’t work

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Click vfn's link?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

He put a link up

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I did.

Didn’t work.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

can't find it..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Click my link.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Waiting on you, sweetheart. Waiting on you.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh so apparently fuck the Sbn app..

Said there was only 70 comments in here.. I was like vfn didn’t post a link??

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Also

If anyone happens to look me up on there right now, my rank is the lowest it has been in months. I normally am around 1800-1900. I’ve been on a losing streak that’s dropped me below 1600.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 12, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

This is like your online chess or poker

I’m impressed

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

AJM got skills

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 12, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Better hurry up

it’s a race between you and ttwbbg

We’re using some advanced options though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Way to ruin the OT thread VFN

FOREVER

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:09 PM CST reply actions  

:(

:(

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

TWD live tweeting plus a bunch of people just hanging out plus Benji raging = holy fuckballs.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing much, really.

2/10
Wouldn’t bang thread

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

A bunch of guys deciding if they liked

Terms of Endearment or The English Patient better

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

x

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank god

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 12, 2012 11:13 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

/Taylor Swift

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I could do this all night

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

/Taylor Swift

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

/many black dudes

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

/many black dudes

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

/Schultzy

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

/Taylor Swift

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

...

…This is really pathetic, you two.

by Arson55 on Feb 12, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

/Arson's wife

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Dammit, worth a shot.

I didn’t remember.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

Just mentally categorize me as that loser who is horrible with women. It’ll be close enough to accurate.

by Arson55 on Feb 12, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

That's my boy.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

A most excellent call back.

Most excellent.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

This subthread had promise, but it died out early

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 11:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

/Taylor Swift

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 11:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Hehehe

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 11:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

My laptop would have blown up.

Just blown the fuck up.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahah.

I would want a gif of this

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Play conquer club.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Told you it would kill the thread

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:18 PM CST reply actions  

Well rage at m1 some more.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I am standing here in line

no checkout person

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:19 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

x
Kevin Goldstein @Kevin_Goldstein

If you’re staying up late tonight, I’m told that my Top 101 prospects will be up at 3am ET. Chat still at 1pm ET.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 12, 2012 11:20 PM CST reply actions  

.

Nikki Sixx @NikkiSixx
You know what’s scummy about the music industry? Everybody all of a sudden loves you when your dead. #embarassing

by robert_d_wilfong on Feb 12, 2012 11:20 PM CST reply actions  

FIFY
You know what’s scummy about the music industry life? Everybody all of a sudden loves you when your dead. #embarassing

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 12, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

/LSJ

oh shit wait

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 12, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Want to know what else is embarrassing, Nikki?

The spelling of “embarrassing” and the PROPER FUCKING USAGE OF “YOU’RE” ASSHOLE.

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 12, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I have two friends fighting about this over Facebook.

But not actually talking to eachother. Making passive-aggressive statuses about eachother. One saying it’s dumb to ignore flaws because of death, the other saying the opposite.

They’re actually two of the most thoughtful folks I know, as much as this makes it sound otherwise. It’s uncomfortable to watch.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Also
Texting is the blow job of communication.
“I don’t really like pitchers.” – Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 10:03 PM MST up reply actions

So, it’s really good?

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 12, 2012 11:22 PM CST reply actions  

TWD and Conquer Club.

You?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Nothin'

Just thought I’d see what is up on LSB.

by Arson55 on Feb 12, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Time to play a little DAO

even though I might not touch it after tomorrow… AMALUR!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:28 PM CST reply actions  

do want amalur

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I will be picking it up in... 7 hours or so.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 12, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Let me know if it's as awesome as the demo makes it seem

It may be my first vidja game purchase as a member of the productive world

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

There's your answer, Aqua

Those guys were definitely not alone and probably scouts.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:30 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

tell me more, tell me more

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Like does he have a car?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that took forever

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:31 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

damn it

I just put in disc 3 of season 3

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hold on

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

damn it

pick one

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I will smoke a bowl while you do this

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

but.give me a sec

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

We aren't talking about Zeppelin here are we

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Newsradio

but that’s what they were referencing

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

the other four eps on the screen right now are

In Through the Out Door
The Song Remains the Same
Zoso
Physical Graffiti

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

we going with number 23?

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

k

I will tell you when I am done

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

/Taylor Swift

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 11:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU ESPN

FUCK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FACE

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:39 PM CST reply actions  

World Series?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

yyyup.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

We're gonna see it more and more as the season gets closer

No big deal.

Just win the whole damn thing.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I live in Missouri .

I see it ALL THE FREAKING TIME.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It was the whole "no team has ever been a strike away from losing twice blah blah blah"

rage.

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by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

What is it?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 12, 2012 11:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Benji

I will leave you alone along the paiute/ute border if you’ll do the same

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by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:41 PM CST reply actions  

Deal

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

OH WE MAKE DEALS NOW?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

that is what I thought

them some cheaters

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No, cheating would be if I made a deal with benji in secret

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"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit yeah we do

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"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to nuke south America

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

whatever you say

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by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't do that!

VFN lives there.

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colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

He made his bed long ago

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

it is cold outside

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

nah

my porch is covered

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

closure

I am ready to start

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Wrong tab?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

hit start right when your computer's clock says 9:47

if it’s synced with internet time that should be the same time mine does

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

ok

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hope you are getting the warnings

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh

is this that one?

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I see that

he just came in the office

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

he is meeting Beth

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that is because he looked 40 when he was 25

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And then he married a 20 something year old when he was 40 something

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by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

did he?

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

According to the interwebs

he’s engaged to Amber Tamblyn, 28.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well done, Tobias Funke.

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by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I can do that

I am a beast with a tray

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think around the fourth season

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

she is very hot

khandi is sexy

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it is true though

what season was that episode?

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I find Beth oddly attractive

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

was

I saw a recent picture of her. yikes

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

not even a little

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I remember it being on. then I remember watching a few reruns

I got really into it two years ago when I got the first and second season for ten dollars

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

isn't cross in the barbershop quartet?

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

And the other Mr Show guy is too

by Closure GT on Feb 12, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

only thing I really like rogan in

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he tried to take advantage of him

no to your poor bill

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was told you are not sarcastic

I was lied to

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he seems like the weakest character

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

except for maybe mathew

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I liked when he was hanging from the window talking to lovitz

about the scouts owner

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

bill needs a cigarette

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I do too

I think she still looks good. haven’t seen a super recent picture of her. I remember get in CB4

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I wish I knew magic

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that was fun

past my bedtime now, though. laterz

by Closure GT on Feb 13, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

lol west coast lol

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"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I am getting up for 8 am basketball

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

peace

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This thread is boring.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 11:46 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

FULL METAL JOUSTING

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Love that show

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

me too

bought the 3rd season today

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I know

I like to have hard copies of certain shows. plus, it is 15 dollars at target

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

first four or so seasons

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I just starting watching it 3 weeks ago

they have a marathon every Saturday on ION… so I am catching up

by Texas Jihad on Feb 12, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

watched it last night

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Was good...

Don’t knock it til you watch it

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 11:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I judge things I know nothing about...

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by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's why you fit in so well here

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 11:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I may start watching moonshiners

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Not enough half naked women

too much nerd juice.

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colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Bring something to The Table

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 12, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Mongol campaign ftw

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I just loved the first mission where you have to do all the little random shit.

Also the Saracen campaign was pretty baller too

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"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't really remember any of the campaign stuff anymore.

I think I just enjoyed all those classic battles thingies in the expansion though.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 12, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Learned a fair amount of history from it, I know that.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

........

………

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 12, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

He's right.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 12, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't have it

Wish my computer would play Civ V

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"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe that would work on my computer

I should check it out

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

It might, I think.

But $20 bucks when I’ve already bought V…

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by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

It's always on a Steam sale.

I think I bought every expansion for like $4

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by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll keep an eye out

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"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't like this fog of war

I can’t even see which countries I’ve lost

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the one downside

it makes big maps more interesting though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

You know what makes big maps boring?

When one of our Argentinian friends joins the game and doesn’t play ever

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

If you guys actually want to play

We can create another game without him

by Jobu. on Feb 12, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I would but I'm probably going to bed soon anyway...

Apparently we are playing basketball tomorrow morning at 8

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"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

We need to play a RTS online or something

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:52 PM CST reply actions  

.........

………….

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 12, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Red Alert.

Always.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 12, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's do it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh shit, Rise of Nations

That game was awesome

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

this one place tried getting cute and put Avacado on my burger

Ban waiter
Delete tips

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by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

avocados are gross

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 12, 2012 11:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

truth

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 12, 2012 11:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

come on

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 12, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

And you stuff your face with penis...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 12:40 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

and you don't?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

put a ring on it and we'll talk

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 12:44 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

sweet

I have a quarter. going to chuck e cheese

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

They are gross.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 12, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

they go with nothing

they go in the trash

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 12, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Haha

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 12:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

it's almost bedtime

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

paging adam

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:08 AM CST reply actions  

Okay seriously

Who is going to play some sort of online game, without horu breaks, start to finish with me right now

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:11 AM CST reply actions  

Set one up

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Meh

I probably shouldn’t. I have a presentation to give on 901(m) tomorrow.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I feel like tax law is right up my alley

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Always changing too

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Rain check

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

This one, I like. This one, I keep.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:11 AM CST reply actions  

Asian parents ftw

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

This is probably my favorite of these types of memes

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

should have never changed threads

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:19 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

This.

Told VFN

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

apparently

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I do not nerd out

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

brett gardner?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Somebody had to replace him, I suppose

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I guess

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Assuming it's a cycle that has all happened before and will all happen again

I suppose I’m actually the obvious choice to be next in line after TLTQ gets banned.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

neither one of y'all get banned

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he used to give me shit about posting on my phone

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ok

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was

I apologize

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Umm we're all still commenting here

Not our fault

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

So has all the Benji blood returned to the brain?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

You still suck

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Well... let's review.

I did make fun of your opinion on a topic. Much like is done by everyone every day… for example Max and his ridiculous Danica Patrick > Jessica Alba opinion.

I’m chalking it up to you arguing on the internet while engaged in some remote girl kitchen cleaning type experience which gets the blood flowing…

But I’m not the one who lobbed personal insult after personal insult. You should have just gone with “So what If I don’t like mustangs, come at me bro!”

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Benji is sensitive

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

You are pedantic and at times, Napoleonic, though.

I’m a douchebag and an elitist. Gotta own our roles.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not Napoleonic for the record.

I wasn’t always short… I was average or tall until I was 14 and stayed at 5’6". You’re about 3" taller… so not exactly a giant yourself.

But anyway… I argued as much as a child when I was not considered short at all. My height has nothing to do with it… I don’t even think about it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

SIX FOOT ONE, BITCHES

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

indeed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU?

This is trying to ruffle my feathers somehow, though.

I can’t figure out how, because you’d be one of the few to not think so.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

But you hate me.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Hooray!

I’ll take it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

he doesn't care enough about you to hate you

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

True dat.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

You've spent giant subthreads arguing that LSB is too elitist and unwelcoming in the past

Seems like an odd thing for an elitist to do.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, LSJ.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought lsb was unwelcoming for awhile

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

nope

I infiltrated

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

K-Chrom I like you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I like you too, benj

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

LSB is very unwelcoming

That’s why it’s surviving as a halfway decent place to hang out.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

You like it because it's unwelcoming?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Because it scares some people away that wouldn't make it a good community

is what I think he means

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

That's how I understood it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 12:47 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ah.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I like it because it weeds the ninnies out

Most of the time, anyway.

There’s highs and lows in the ninny-tide.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I did too.

I found a friend, though, that I probably would have never spoken to again because I didn’t have his number and he doesn’t have Facebook

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

he is talking about me, y'all

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Awwwwwwwwwww

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

aw

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 12:52 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

we gonna get blazed and come to your house

we will be the first people to meet you

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Babymamatill will be a good sport..

But not amused. Littletill, assuming he gets here, will shit himself. Not cause y’all are here but I just assume he’ll do that 24/7

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 12:55 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I got this dude

sneak-a-toke, bro

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You know I don't like weed.

I will however, pour a pint of vodka into my liter of Lipton Brisk Lemonade as I did last night. Delicious.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 12:59 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

you will smoke with us

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

we're all smoking out

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I wish I was black :(

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you are not black

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh

well then mine too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

(Mic-drop)

/walks out of room

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:12 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

please explain the origin of this phrase

I see it non stop on twitter

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

huh?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

"we're all black friends"

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Ticket drop...

No clue where they got it though

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

SNL skit

spoofing TNT’s NBA crew. Ernie Johnson, the one white guy, says it while Barkley, Shaq, and Kenny Smith are joking around.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Truf

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 12:59 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

So serious question.

Do you think the personal insults were appropriate for me giving you a hard time about an opinion now that you’ve had a chance to cool off?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm fine with them.

You were being a prick.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.

I was just teasing you sir. All I said was that your opinion was suspect because you didn’t like the look of a car. Just like you would do about Max’s opinion of a girl because he doesn’t think Alba is hot, no?

Then you told me I looked like a West Plano High School kid in it… and I started giving you a harder time because of it. I don’t think I was really being that much of a prick but giving you a hard time… it was nothing unusual.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not arguing about that.

But you’ve also described most of the regulars on this board.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm..

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know what pedantic means.

But I’m quite happy w/ what I was equipped with.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

It's probably the exact opposite of you and me.

At least with most of the dealings on here.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Most of the regulars on this board are not pedantic.

You nitpick people hardcore. Aqua too. Especially when y’all don’t agree with something.

I don’t hate either of you or even dislike.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

You've yelled at me for nitpicking a few times too

or arguing semantics.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I just get annoyed when people single-quote statements

and try to use that to counter an argument when they clearly understand the macro point being addressed. To me, it’s childish and doesn’t advance the discussion, nothing personal, you know what I mean?

The type of people where you can’t make a verbal or logical gaffe in a single statement, even if the idea behind it is clearly understood.

That’s arguing just to argue, and not to resolve a point.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

DISAGREE

WHAT NOW JOBU

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow, this is the clearest statement about one of the things I dislike the most about this place.

I award you one internet for saying what I’ve always wanted to say but could never quite pinpoint.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, thanks, sir.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Right, I understand that

I disagreed that what I was arguing was semantics, but I understand the point.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

IT WORKED IN BOTH SCENARIOS BOB

:)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha I realized that as I was typing

LOOK IT WAS NOT A SEMANTIC ARGUMENT IT WAS MORE OF A CLASSIFICATION ARGUMENT

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I do neither

whooooo

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Because you're perma-stoned

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm down for this haha.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Nah.

If you’re really cool with the anger you threw down even after the fact and a chance to cool down, despite us having a relatively friendly past with some good-natured ribbing and some quality convos then you must have some pretty severe issues with me I didn’t know about.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I think he is part mad

and part fucking with you

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't think he really has issues with you

Like I said above, Benji’s sensitive. Him getting super-defensive really fast when he thinks somebody’s being mean to him is nothing new.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Dude

You were lecturing me about why pretty, smart women wouldn’t want to date me.

I was laughing my ass off at you.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

In his defense, you asked him for his input

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

His initial comment was unprovoked.

It was sheer curiosity at that point. At no point did LSJ’s opinion bother me.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I never said it did bother you.

But you saying he “lectured” you is a stretch. He commented about what he thought, you asked for more insight and to “take the gloves off” and then you throw it back in his face like he was coming at you.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

That's fair. My bad.

I just meant that he was attempting to express an opinion on me that was from a point of zero knowledge, regardless of the catalyst of the conversation.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Zero knowledge isn't exactly true. He had what you say on here.

And he said that exactly, he was going off his experiences with people and basing his opinion solely on the way you interacted on here.

Why am I defending him again? Anyway, third party throwing out what I saw. Take it as you will.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Valid criticisms.

Accepted and processed. Beer?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

(This is how it’s done, folks)

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Where you iz.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

South Austin

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Where at again

You’ve told me before I think

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Kyle

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions  

You going to TG?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Ouch

Where are you at school?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Texas State.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Sweet

Come to TG

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

No, you were fully spun up and throwing straight up insults at me about my father and my social life and shit.

I admit, my points aren’t exactly something I’d have expected you to take well, but I was trying by damnedest to be nice about it.

You’re the one who went apeshit.

Just like you’ve gone nuts on Aqua in the past when he’s called you on your shit. And now apparently you did it to Match over something insignificant.

You don’t appear to take criticism well.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I take criticism from people when there's reason for the criticism.

I’m not going to apologize to Match for him being a prick, nor would I expect people to apologize to me if they went off on me when I deserved it.

I don’t expect you to apologize to me for saying negative things about me, LSJ, if you feel them, but I sure as hell will refute them.

Aqua and I are just two completely different people on certain things. I’d like to think we have a tenuous understanding of one another.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

You didn't refute anything

You just got super-defensive and went full-on ad hominem.

And you’re still doing it right now, pretending nothing I say really matters so you don’t have to deal with it.

So either I hit a soft spot, or you just don’t take criticism or negativity well period. And your track record would seem to support the latter conclusion.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

You think you're smarter than you are.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

And I rest my case.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

*bangs head*

Dude, come on.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm cool with it because that's what I was thinking at the time.

You were being a compensatory (Napoleonic) and pedantic prick. You’re not now, but you were being it before. I’m not going to apologize for what I thought then. I’ve got no problem with you now.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

You're a strange one sometimes.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Why is that?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I just don't grok the way you operate

No disrespect

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

None taken!

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Ah.

Well then I think we’re pretty much done. Because I don’t do the personal insults thing with anyone. It’s why I don’t throw down like that with Josey.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Friendship over?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Well...

We’re were never really friends. Just internet folks and such… but if you think that kind of rage stuff was an appropriate response for being teased about an opinion (can you imagine if everyone did that every time that happened) then I’m not going to engage you anymore.

Hardcore rage like that is unproductive.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

So treat my rage like an internet folk, man.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't like when people fight, you guys

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What the world needs now is love, sweet love

It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

all you need is love

everybody

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Say the word, and you'll be free

Say the word, and be like me
Say the word I’m thinking of
Have you heard, the word is love

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

pretty sure the word is "wieners"

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions   1 recs

I thought the word was the Bird.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Haven't you heard?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I guess if you're into birds and shit

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 12:59 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

it's so fine, it's sunshine

It’s the word, love In the beginning I misunderstood But now I’ve got it, the word is good

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm floating down the river...

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

ain't no sunshine when she's gone

its not warm when she’s aways

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

thats why I'll always be around

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I do enjoy that song

That deep voice…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I love him

absolutely love him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't think I have heard anything from him that I don't like

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Likewise. I just wanna drink and talk about women and reality tv shows.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 12:53 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Post some Kate

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

upton

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Fuck that

Beckinsale

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

no

she is old

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I hate you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

you do not

no one hates me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Your future ex wife does

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

nah

hopefully the girl I am willing to pop the question to is the one. getting close

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have thought about it

nothing imminent though

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

MIXED BABIES COMING, Y'ALL

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:14 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

and they would be fucking beautiful

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Awwwww shucks nucka

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

What did you take personally?

You really shouldn’t take anything I say personally. I was annoyed with you. Words were had.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Well...

For starters you mentioned my wife. And that is always a personal thing.

But mostly it was just some serious rage. More than seemed appropriate.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

But they are just words, match.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Sure.

But I don’t do that… I’ll argue opinions and ideas. But I won’t do the hatefest thing.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Just don't ever call me pedantic.

Whatever the fuck that means.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

it means your penis is small

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The prefix sounds phallic

The suffix sounds dinosaurian
Sounds good.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I was being sarcastic.

I think him hiding behind the “they are just words” is terrible. It’s like people hiding behind the “it’s just the internet, man”

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions  

You don't think the numerous times you've thrown out

commentary on your wife and her education followed by your lack of need for one while you remain a top fellow doesn’t reek of arrogance?

You certainly aren’t as obnoxiously and idiotically arrogant as I am, but you are years more arrogant than you are willing to acknowledge.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Where did I say I wasn't arrogant?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Wait... nevermind.

I’m going to bed. I guess I’m finding out that benji had issues with my I wasn’t aware of. I thought we were friendly enough that I could give you a hard time and you’d know it was good natured.

No big deal. I will not give you a hard time in the future. I’d appreciate you not coming at me with rage like that again.

But I know I’m arrogant… I don’t think I’ve ever said I wasn’t. I’ve mentioned that you and I share some similar traits.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

We both will die on Saint Helena

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Do we have an understanding?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Beer?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Still don't drink alcohol.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Hand-crafted root beer?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Works for me.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 1:12 AM CST up reply actions  

*hand shake*

You arrogant pedantic short PhD fucking prick with no real education.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Welp.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

What?

That was clearly in jest.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

It's the avatar, paisan.

Go w/ something less douchetastic.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Nah, it's fitting.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

And I love that you call me paisan, paisan.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Which means you didn't quite understand.

See… I thought all my car talk was in good fun too and you went ape shit on me and think I was being a prick.

I’m not going to, even in jest, give you a hard time because it pisses you off apparently.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

My point is that if you went apeshit on me

I’d still get a drink with you.

Fuck, I’d drink with LSJ.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

And I won't.

I don’t like the constant shit like that. LIke what KOK and Josey have.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 1:23 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

I wish they just wouldn’t reply to each other

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes

I feel like an Aqua/Josey rule needs to be instated there

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

it devolves into insults and pictures

it sucks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

but I also wish everyone.was cool with each other

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Probably be dull.

In real life? Fo sho.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 AM CST up reply actions  

nah

I like friendly back and forth. look at me and till. we argue all the time. never gets heated

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh

he is a fucking prick

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he has no idea what my penis size is

yet

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

It's a little short of average with nice girth

Nothing special

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:33 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

not about the size of the boat...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Que?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:31 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hahah and it's awesome.

Your children will be half black.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:30 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

indeed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

KOK does his fair share of making it worse

KOK has a real big problem backing down

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

he does it just as.much as josey

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

But I imagine Josey is laughing

whilst KOK is pissed

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I do too

I get along with josey.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the few times we have talked

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He and I have gotten along recently

World ending soon

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 AM CST up reply actions  

well shucks

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Hence my suggestion.

I won’t tease you since you respond poorly to it and you won’t go apeshit… even in jest.

Then we can have a drink and friendly convo.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't promise I'll never go apeshit.

I can promise that I don’t give a shit after I go apeshit, though.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 AM CST up reply actions  

You know you guys are just keeping up your online personas?

Aint’ gonna be pulling this shit face to face.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh of course not.

I’ll text him it or something.

Or bring a tshirt that says “I’m with pedantic doucheturd.”

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I guess you don't really get it.

You’re like the guy who beats his wife, then tells her he didn’t mean it and will try to work on his temper.

Match is taking his baby and heading to the women’s shelter.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I get it.

Equating my online rage with beating him is not even close to the truth.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:30 AM CST up reply actions  

No...

Since I can just ignore you.

I’m just trying to make things peaceful.

I have a temper myself, which is why I try and avoid ragefests like that.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 1:32 AM CST up reply actions  

on a scale of one to suck

How bad is my keeper league team?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:33 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

1 = suck 10 = awesome

Yours is probably a 5

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 1:34 AM CST up reply actions  

What about mine. Lay it on me

I have great depth, but few superstars.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll take it.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:35 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

needs more risk talk

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Stay out of this interpersonal non-feud.

Lol

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

I laughed.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I like that our deal means literally nothing

since I basically abandoned that area anyway

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I upheld it though

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I know, my plans just changed completely when I saw the rest of the board

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Just business

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

'sip nerds?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 12:25 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I do not nerd out

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I did

I saw Paul, though!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

stevies?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh come the fuck on

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He doesn't.

Just pulled out his harp, and freestyled a little ‘Fingertips’…money, yo.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Paul could have sat at that piano and done the same thing

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

They should get the two of them to play together.

Probably the 2 biggest legends still performing.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I would go to wherever that is happening

that would be the most unbelievable show

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

she is pretty good

I listened to her station today

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Bruce and Grohl?

or are you making a joke? the big drummer dude was cool

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Naw, besides Grohl and the Boss guesting.

The rest of those guys, his band for a while now, are really solid.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree

they put on a hell of a show.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

online risk

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

BOB

SAVE THE THREAD

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

That's like asking an OSU grad to be successful

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

You are cool, Schultzybear.

I like you.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I am glad

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Self-deprecating humor is always endearing.

Use it with womenfolk you want to marry.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Just can't go overboard

Pick your spots.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Haha.

“You should see my dick. HA”

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Also if you're too self-deprecating, it comes across and unconfident

Not something you want to convey. But an ability to laugh at yourself goes a long way.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

It's like y'all think I have never talked to a girl before

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

My comments were not directed at you

just discussing the finer points of self-deprecating humor with benji

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh okay

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

(proof he's insecure, bob)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

(he should probably ease up on the self-deprecating humor then)

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

((yeah i know right))

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

(Quit talking behind my back, I can hear you)

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

((Who is he talking to?))

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I have no idea who anyone is talking to

Impossible to follow on the app. Stupid

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:12 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You are dumb

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

OKIEWAR

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

He doesn't know who I am replying to

so it was a test

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I am not an okie

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Oh look, a reply fail

You are more of an Okie than me

Your opinions are fitting of an Okie

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:18 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed

and I am talking to you, loblaw

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hope the iPad one is better

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:18 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

it won't be

but the site works like the regular lsb. just no z button, though I think you can get one

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Same here.

Every time I bring it up Chrom makes me feel dumb like its so damn simple. He can be insensitive sometimes.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:14 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

What don't you get?

There are arrows to indicate depth, then the little marks for ones past the arrows

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed

till is just sensitive

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Go make some mulato babies so littletill understands diversity.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:23 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

no babies till I am done with school

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

HOW WILL LITTLETILL UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE COME IN ALL COLORS, CHROM?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I dunno

I guess the same way I did

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Get a weed dealer?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:31 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

nope

growing up as somewhat of a minority probably helps

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and having a cool ass upbringing

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you're blasian?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:35 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

sometimes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Take him to oak cliff and play "point at the different things"

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:31 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

some replies show up way down the thread as if they're the beginning of one.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:20 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The app does suck.

You are right. I apologize. SBN should update it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

See Chrom?

I’m not sensitive.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:22 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It really does suck hardcore.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

It's the worst

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

better than the mobile site

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yup hah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

if the mobile site had a Z function of some sort I'd never use the app.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I wouldn't either

it is the one thing that sets the app apart

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

because it is a reply to the original comment

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

((no idea))

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I know

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

are you, schultzy?

are you?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah why not

I would rather people like me than not

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

it is better not to care

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh yeah ultimately I do not care if internet people like me or not but it's a plus if they do

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Mrs. Huxtable got fat

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:26 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

don't you dare badmouth Claire Hanks Huxtable

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 12:52 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

she was so hot

but she started eating cheese

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

she spoke spanish

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yes she did

and she was a lawyer

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So I have a coworker that I thought was just one of the giggling harmless flirt types.

But now I think she might be actually trying to get something.

Worse, another coworker thinks the same thing and has decided she’s gonna tell a bitch off. I protested, but I’m not sure the protests will work.

This complex feeling of dread and ego-explosion is something or other.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 12:28 AM CST reply actions  

Are you actually married yet?

Has the knot been fully tied?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

You're going to get married at 9 in the morning?

Screw that.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

10

OTHERWISE THERE CANNOT BE A BRUNCH BUFFET

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Who cares about brunch?

OPEN BAR, DUDE

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 12:52 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Nope.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey look, it's the opposite of IANF

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

what did the better half think of us?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yes this

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

She's thinking about making an account.

She was shocked by how nice everyone was. She assumed you’d be mean.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Aw

I am not sure if that is a good idea, but I am touched.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

she was cool

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

she stayed with us way longer than I thought she would

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That was probably a reasonable assumption.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 1:46 AM CST up reply actions  

LSB loves misogyny.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 13, 2012 4:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Let people do what they gonna do

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

What?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Coworker is gonna tell off this girl hitting on you, right?

I say let her gonna do it if she feels the need.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't stop her.

I can certainly hope that she does not.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

True dat.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I work with defensive girl before defensive girl works with flirty girl.

So I have another chance to talk her down from the tree.

Honestly, I’m a little shocked by how angry some other girl is about it. Kat I could understand.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

She wants you too

But knows better than you hit on you, methinks.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

than to hit on you*

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

"OH MAN THE GIRL AT THE REGISTER JUST RUNG UP MY PURCHASE"

“SHE TOTALLY WANTS THE LITTLE GRIFFIN”

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I have found this theory to be more successful than the opposite

“her putting her hand on my crotch is just to warm her hands, she doesn’t want me” side of the spectrum.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha true

I could’ve made some things a lot easier on myself

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

If you have to go an extreme...

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Eat a giant bleedy dick, Imagevenue

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 12:33 AM CST reply actions  

words

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 12:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

rather harsh ones at that

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Just saw a picture on facebook of a girl I knew in kindergarten/first grade

dressed as a slutty librarian… and she’s gorgeous. This is kind of weird.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:41 AM CST reply actions  

SMASH IT

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 12:43 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

There are many reasons that is difficult

I literally have not seen her since we were maybe 8. It’s weird that she’s a hot college girl now.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

DON'T MAKE EXCUSES

MAKE SEX

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 12:49 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

SHE IS IN AUSTIN, I AM IN WEST LAFAYETTE

MY PENIS IS NOT 1100 MILES LONG OK

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope you are talking about the girl

I don’t swing that way, guvna

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

WELL YOU COULDN'T SATISFY MY ANYWAY

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

me?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:01 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

again

I do not swing that way

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Pics or it didn't happen

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

facebook bra

I’m actually kind of curious if you’d find her attractive

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Lemme see

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

718, people.

She’s a 718.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

bob has no chance with a NYC girl

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

She's not from NYC?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

919

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey you know that blonde girl that is in the catatonic state on TWD?

They mentioned that it may have had something to do with when she was scratched up by the zombie at the beginning

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 AM CST reply actions  

too hard to follow on the iPhone app

What’s the giant argument about?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Benji and match had words in the last OT thread about cars, it got personal

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

who was in favor of the Volkswagon Jetta?

That could solve this very quickly

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I think it was about a BMW vs a GT500?

I don’t know, I am not a car person really

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

You drive a genesis?

Look, I know very little about car brands.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish

I might buy it, but it would be a poor decision. Glorious, but poor.

part of the argument was about the difference of the GT500 and a Cobra, which is why I jest.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok you posted a genesis then

I want a plane.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

My car is better than yours, Boilermaker.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

My is strictly imaginary, so I hope so

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

'twas why I said it.

For some reason I remember you commenting that you don’t have a car.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:04 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It sucks

That should end in a few months though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

YOU'LL BE DRIVIN FAT BITCHES AROUND IN NO TIME!!!!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Have to spring for the heavy-duty shocks

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

you are sad

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

VFN is taking forever and the match/benji fight made me sad.

I am going to bed.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 AM CST reply actions  

vfn
That other shit was breaking my computer. We still gonna Conquer Club it up?

Answer: vfn says, “no… no we aren’t going to Conquer Club it up.”

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Wanna see the girl

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

get on facebook then

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I am!!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

So I'm thinking littletill will be born Tuesday.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Congrats!

You excited??

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Right on V-day?

I can’t decide whether that’s a blessing or a curse.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Blessing

Birthday will mean he won’t have to celebrate it normally.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Exactly. At least for the first 14-16 years.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I have no logical backing for my claim, mere speculation.

Maybe I’m just hoping cause this fucker sure is taking his sweet time.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:11 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

that movie is still pretty scary

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

There are people born after 9/11 that you can actually hold conversations with.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

My niece

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

does the iPad app for SBN work differently than the iPhone one?

We’re all getting iPads for our cara in the next month or so

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I am going to fail my test

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:11 AM CST reply actions  

Is it multiple choice?

Those aren’t generally that hard.

Unless they’re clever and they insert a bunch of BS questions with dual meanings and shit.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

college exam advice from LSJ

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:13 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hey, I got an 82 on the ASVAB without really even trying to study for it.

Either I’m really lucky or really good at multiple choice.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I scored a 97 on the ASVAB without studying at all

Get on my level.

:)

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Scored a 27 on my P-ACTs

..
….
…..
In the 7th grade.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I want to throw my standardized test score dick down on your face right now.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Let's hear it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

No, because you'll call me a topper and then /Wharton me.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Dammit.

Why do you know me so well?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Geez. That's fucking impressive regardless of studying.

Or so I’m told, anyway.

If they were really as impressed with my score as they acted at the time, I think I’d be in right now instead of being given the college credit runaround bullshit.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Your score is still pretty damn good.

You could get into any program

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That's what they told me.

Right before they told me I had a “tier 2” HS diploma or some shit and they didn’t really want me.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

what the hell.

Fuck them, don’t go into the military hah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:45 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Scored an 1180 on an SAT (not the PSAT fuckers)

in the 7th grade

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Mine was first.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Fuck you Texas State

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Duke Talent Search

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I was Duke TIP too

highfive

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:35 AM CST up reply actions  

So I was I

but I turned it down.

Because fuck duke

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

You really turned it down for that reason?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes... no

I didn’t feel like doing it

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha

Okay

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Rebel?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Eh, sort of

I wasn’t bad. I just preferred video games and sports to school, and I could always get A’s or B’s without doing work outside of class.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Should've. You ended up in Grayson County.

Jokes

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Sherman is pretty fun if you go to college there.

I wanted to stay close to my fam, is the main reason I went there. Two younger siblings.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

That's cool.

I never have spent any adult time in Sherman minus visits to see my birth place and old house and stuff.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

it’s a close-knit school with a lot of partying on lake campus (texoma)

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I've partied on Texoma

My favorite catfish place is just across the border

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:46 AM CST up reply actions  

catfish is gross

Let the flaming begin

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Meh

It’s fried goodness. I am not really offended if you don’t like it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Not a huge fan

but there is definitely good catfish

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 AM CST up reply actions  

It's good

not worth standing up for, though

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Ever been to Windy's?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Aww

It’s on 91 right across the border near the Dam.

It’s yum

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

excuse me?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

YOU HEARD ME

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:48 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

but fried

with Louisiana hot sauce?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmm

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:50 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

THIS YOU RESPOND TO!?

Bro

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

why wouldn't he?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I just want more of him in this thread

…in my bed.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

he is attractive

you.should see.him with longer hair

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hahahaha

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:55 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I forgot you knew me when I had long hair haha

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:08 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

known you for awhile, bro

you just disappeared for a bit

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This is so true.

I seriously went through a stage where I just chilled with like the same 5 people and never branched out. It was so strange looking back on it haha

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

meh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I had your back, aqua

he won’t respond

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

E-dap.

Thanks, Chrom.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 2:16 AM CST up reply actions  

What the hell happened hah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

WHAT DID I MISS?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:55 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Nothing just missed j00

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Aw. Missed you too bub.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

it is awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh god no

beans suck. except for green beans

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

/bob

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I am 100% original

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's a poor opinion

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

fuck you, you pedantic asshole

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hahaha

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:56 AM CST up reply actions  

well that is just not true

and you know that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Great striper fishing

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 AM CST up reply actions  

you misspelled "stripper"

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

When we played Sherman in tennis, we had one of the craziest bus drivers ever.

She drove off road on the highway because she didn’t want us sleeping

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:46 AM CST up reply actions  

so was that stripper

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:37 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't get it

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Just a stupid joke about duke lacrosse

And the stripper getting the TIP

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh haha

Lax. Such an elitist sport

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Me too

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

How'd you do on your SAT/ACT Schultzybear?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:39 AM CST up reply actions  

From this past year or Duke?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Past year

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

1970/30 1360 superscore

If I had a decent math/writing score like I should have, it would have been quite a bit higher

Didn’t do well on the science part of the ACT

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Superscore?

That just M/V?

Those are good scores

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Meh. Should have been higher. I have test anxiety and I sort of choked on the tests

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

You didn't choke silly

Not everyone can Ben/Beau Taylor those tests

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I felt like I should have done quite a bit better

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Well you did get in to OSU, so that's good.

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

required class at OSU: horseshoeing

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:50 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I wish I had a fucking horseshoe class at Penn

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

at penn they probably call it by its fancy name

“Ferrier”

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Ferrier??

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

a dude who shoes horses: a Ferrier

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:53 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Well you're educatin' me tonight

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I try to enlighten

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:54 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I think I know where I am transferring

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nice

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

we can hang out

hope you like stoners

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

We will have an intervention

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

good luck!!!!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Heh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed

I needed an intervention seven years ago. not now

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I applied to 16 schools and got into everyone of them

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Pow

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I did this with 4 schools

Probably should have applied elsewhere, but knew where I wanted to be.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I only applied to two.

UT – McCombs and Wharton

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm

That’s some confidence…. Were your scores/GPA’s ridiculous?

Even then, to not have a single truly safe school is pretty reckless.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

1500/33

and valedictorian when I applied

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:55 AM CST up reply actions  

NERDALERT

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:55 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Valedictorian from Sherman?

That was really enough such that you were 100% positive you’d get in?

I had 1500 and right outside the top 10% in Plano, and I’m pretty certain I couldn’t have gotten into either of those schools.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I was in Cedar Hill

500 students or so

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know him but I have two mutual friends

that aren’t you, that I’m close friends with those two.

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Right on

He’s a good buddy of mine that lives in Houston right now, actually.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 AM CST up reply actions  

That'll be nice when you move out here

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I lived in Denison and only lived there until I was 5 years old

I moved to CH when I was five.

And yes, I was confident I’d be accepted. Tons of extracurriculars, public HS in Texas, sports, scores, SAT IIs as well.

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

They accepted both my twin and my application to McCombs

next day whenever we applied, so I already knew I was in there.

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:56 AM CST up reply actions  

See I had no idea and I had to for tennis as well

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

me too

1 school. That was it. I knew where I wanted to go. It wasn’t a very good decision in hindsight I guess

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

"my cock is this big"

Also all the DCCCD and TCC campuses count as just two

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

I think I only applied to two state schools-OSU, and Arky

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:53 AM CST up reply actions  

1600 scale

No writing portion or whatever the fuck it is

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Represent.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

In the 7th grade???

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I had a college reading level in the 7th grade, bitches

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and I was in the gifted amd talented program in elementary

beat that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I scored a 34 on my first test in the Humanities program in high school

My essay (still remember verbatim): “The Trojan War was a war in which many things happened. Many good men died in vain. And for what? War. What is it good for?”

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:40 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

heh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this was when I realized that I could no longer do well in school without doing any work at all

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I did in the 6th grade

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think we got tested till junior high

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This was on a 1600 scale, Scoopdaloop

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, mediocre.

Pedantic, even.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 13, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I hate you, you pedant.

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

1070 or something like that

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:36 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

When?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

7th grade

The Duke talent dealy

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:37 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

What'd you get in HS

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

didn't do SAT

A 30 on the ACT

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 13, 2012 1:40 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Nice

Almost got to my twin’s score

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

this is an insult, bobo

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Is not

I beat my twin.

Now it’s an insult

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

nice

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Or it's math

seriously, fuck multiple choice math tests.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Really?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, they suck.

No partial credit is stupid for math.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

MC and he told us the answer choices are meant to confuse us

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

You'll be fine

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope so

I stress way too much. But I don’t feel all that confident about the material

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Are you studying?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I've been studying most of the night

fixing to go to bed

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

He told you how he does his tests?

MC are the best, almost no matter what subject it is on.

I’ve found understanding how your professor teaches and gives test is about half the challenge of taking a test well.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Well he told us MC and like what chapters it was over

It is also our first test so I’m not sure quite what to expect. He gave us a practice test from last year but he said he has changed the class up quite a bit

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

/valid opinion on college exams

/valid opinion on what hot, smart women want

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

New office whee

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 AM CST reply actions  

Whaaaat?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Houston bro

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:56 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am in may

bro

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

NEW YORK CITY?

their salsa sucks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes, yes it does.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Manhattan

And good for you for knowing it’d be one of those two and not Brooklyn/Hoboken

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

stock photo

it is not daylight

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I took it earlier today, bro.

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

liar

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 1:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's mean

I won’t engage you in any further conversations and will not drink a root beer with you.

It is written.

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

GOD DAMN A ROOT BEER SOUNDS AWESOME RIGHT NOW

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:01 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Get some IBC

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Yum

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

good

not a root beer fan. it is just ok

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'll buy you a beer

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

sweet

I like beer

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What do you want?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 AM CST up reply actions  

mostly anything

I will be stoned so I won’t care

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I had such a nasty hangover today.

I’m good with no beer right now

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:05 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

NOT ME

I don’t generally get hangovers

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

me either..

After the 6th round of pbr and Jose shots I was just about finished with living

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

OH SHIT

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

it happens

we are a lot alike

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it is like you know me

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You honestly could not be more spot on

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Barren bland walls. Too many cords. Overcompensating TV. Window view of a Days Inn.

2/10 WOULD NOT BANG

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:58 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

haha

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

NAGGER IM FLYING MYSELF TO DALLAS.

:)

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I meant another time

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Ohh.

Well.. after we go to Dallas we can get sister’s friend to bang you in that office.. Then the office would be 10/10

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

What office?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I see what you did there

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:11 AM CST up reply actions  

The one you just posted a picture of hah

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:13 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That's in houston, bro

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Well fuck me!

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

No I wanna fuck your sister's friend

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions  

put on your big boy pants

Go eat at her restaurant, find a way to get her as a waitress, give number with a wink, a promise, and a pic of your wiener, then wait.

?

Profit!

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:25 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

i'll not be doing that lol

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I would laugh so hard..

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:27 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That would be a quick way to fail

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 AM CST up reply actions  

But the comedy would be there forever

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:32 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Not my goal lol

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't go on a ski trip with him or he might try.

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by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:21 AM CST up reply actions  

hahah

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:24 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I have no sisters

I want to fly, benj

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Have any super hot friends?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I do

but.i don’t Facebook. and most of them are through the gf

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

there is one that I would

she is hot

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Whowho

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Wut

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Fair use

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:12 AM CST up reply actions  

It doesn't have to be FB

we’ll hang

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:06 AM CST up reply actions  

are you really down with the swirl?

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not usually.

Not for any racist reasons. Just not usually attracted

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 AM CST up reply actions  

one if my best.friends is like this

I just don’t get it

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Depends on the gal

Stacey Dash sure.

Alicia Keys sure.

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:15 AM CST up reply actions  

my.friend.does.not.find.black girls attractive at all

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's just silly

I’m not a member of that club

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I think he is kind of a racist

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Gotta be

Hot is hot regardless of color

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't find very many attractive either.

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:16 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

except the one we worked with at chili's with huge boobs who moved to philadelphia

Damn

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:17 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

explain

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Can't remember her name.. she opened the store with us.

Was about 5’2" ish.. She left after the summer to go to school in Philly. Had huge boobs. I would have fucked her brains out

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:23 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

What school??

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:24 AM CST up reply actions  

GP I think

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I mean in Philly

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:26 AM CST up reply actions  

if he can not remember her name

she was not that hot

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hahaha

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I forgot most their names.

I forgot about Samantha until you brought her up

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

she was hot

kinda gross though

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:32 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yup.

Alright what was the name of that Togo chick.. Taylor what?

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't know

she was decent but she was young

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She was 2 years younger than me I think

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:38 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

SHE WAS 18 WHEN SHE LEFT!

kind.of dykish, though

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Temple

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Gross

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah :/

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:36 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

gonna need a name

worked there for awhile

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ty amd arriana were both hot

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes.

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:22 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Goldstein's top 101 prospect list comes out at 2AM.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 1:53 AM CST reply actions  

Moore, Harper, Trout, Profar 1-4 on the list.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

That's sexy

Trade Elvis after next year

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Perez at 36

Olt at 45
NeRa 76
TheLegend 101.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 AM CST up reply actions  

No Leonys.

I said “No Leonys Martin?” to KG on twitter and his response was “YOU CAN READ!”

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Seemed a bit harsh.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I got you, aquadude

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Robbie Erlin was 53.

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by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 2:14 AM CST up reply actions  

If you've got 9 minutes to kill

http://youtu.be/dmtOEI7sAAs

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by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 2:01 AM CST reply actions  

Why

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:11 AM CST up reply actions  

what was the most appalling?

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:15 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Who cares?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I care.

Because I’m important.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 13, 2012 2:18 AM CST up reply actions  

You're in Oz

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I DISAGREE

Would have been really nice if villa could have beaten city.

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah.. I was sad though.

On the contrary, Spurs were phenomenal.

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah.. I was sad though.

On the contrary, Spurs were phenomenal.

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah.. I was sad though.

On the contrary, Spurs were phenomenal.

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I cared

I don’t like the fights

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

9 guys in Goldstein's top 46

11 in 70.

I spot dem high ceilings from a mile away.

by LiamP on Feb 13, 2012 2:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

thats not a knife...

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I blame the Risk bullshit

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by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 2:15 AM CST up reply actions  

So I'm feeling jittery and dizzy

I’m kinda concerned

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:23 AM CST reply actions  

blood sugar?

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I ate very poorly today

Cheeseburger and pizza from Domino’s and just drink a shit ton of DP10 like an hour ago. Too much food.

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:24 AM CST up reply actions  

that will happen

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I just don't wanna have a heart attack or something

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Then don't

be in control of your own man, benji

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 2:27 AM CST up reply actions  

you are way too healthy for that

bad food makes you feel bad. I have learned this

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Stop you're mean

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

but he seems to keep himself in decent shape. as long as god is not pissed at him…

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Heh

Hope not. If m1 is god…

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

not god

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Encouraging

I was celebrating being done.

I hate this feeling. Back to health food tomorrow

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 AM CST up reply actions  

that is the entire reason you feel bad

you know this

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think it's all the caffeine

plus anxiety from worrying about feeling shitty

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't drink that unless there is alcohol

it will make you feel horrible.of.you.don’t drink it. the brain is powerful…

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes, it is.

I’m just gonna try to go to sleep

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:34 AM CST up reply actions  

And it's probably just gas lol

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:34 AM CST up reply actions  

you sure know how to attract the ladies

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ha

No ladies here I want to attract.

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:37 AM CST up reply actions  

bullshit

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

On LSB!?!

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I don't believe this either

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:38 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

On LSB?!?

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. I'm calling bullshit

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:41 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That I don't want to attract anyone on LSB?!

Who would I want to attract?!

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:42 AM CST up reply actions  

trolololol

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:43 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

because we have handsome facial hair

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by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Who wants to write my paper?

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 13, 2012 2:34 AM CST reply actions  

How long and what about

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Professor doesn't care about length as long as I go into enough detail

Defining Native American studies using 10 different terms discussed in readings. It’s not hard at all; I just don’t want to do it hahaha

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by Pith on Feb 13, 2012 2:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Eff that noise

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by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah that sounds awful

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by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:39 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Good lord, Native American studies?

I was able to see that bullet coming and dodge it myself, thank goodness.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions  

You aren't Native american then

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:40 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

The professor of the class that I’m talking about actually was, though.

It was supposed to be a California history class, and the first day when I walked in there the first thing he starts in on is how he’s Native American, how he lives out in the sticks in Bupkis California and drives eleventy billion miles in to teach this class and how he thinks that gives him a license to focus more on the plight of the Californian Native Americans than most classes would.

II couldn’t drop that class fast enough.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 2:44 AM CST up reply actions  

My professor isn't Native American

But there is a professor on campus whose last name is “Heap of Birds”. No fucking lie

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 13, 2012 2:47 AM CST up reply actions  

why?

I find the native americans fascinating

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I hate corn therefore I hate Indians

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:48 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

seems reasonable

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Right?

I never owned slaves..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:49 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

meh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

womp womp

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:56 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

nah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

but that is not what it is all about

my.ancestors, from what I have found out, had nothing to do with that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

They've got plenty of cool history going on I suppose

But that’s what every class or book I’ve ever been forced to read on the subject inevitably turns into, is a giant guilt trip. I mean yeah, not a chapter of American history to be proud of or duplicated elsewhere.

But we all probably wouldn’t be here without all that unpleasantness, so uh… I’m not sorry I’m alive?

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 3:03 AM CST up reply actions  

This class (so far) hasn't attempted to put any type of guilt onto anybody

It’s just extremely informative right now. Still pretty interesting stuff, regardless.

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 13, 2012 3:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe it's just the fault of the curriculum I was given, then

And Professor Driving-From-The-Sticks-Bear-Eagle and his speeches.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 13, 2012 3:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I actually kind of agree with this

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 13, 2012 2:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I think it has to do with white people realizing it is not all about them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

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