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two potential managers have turned down the Wolves job so far
It was a logically-defensible move at the time, but sacking McCarthy, who the players loved, and who has done more for the club than any manager in recent history, is looking worse and worse. At this point it seems only the re-animated corpse of Stan Cullis can steer us out of this mess.
fucking barca.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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The point was obvious: the league already has. On Sunday, Marca’s cover ran on Colorín Colorado, the prelude to: The End. On Monday, it leads on: “And now for the Champions.” Now that the league is tied up, that is. From the people who brought you “FOUR POINTS!”, “FIVE POINTS!”, “SIX POINTS!” and the critically acclaimed “SEVEN POINTS!” comes their best cover yet: “TEN POINTS!” screams Monday’s front page of AS. It may not be imaginative but it does pretty well sum it up.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
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They were not slow to note that Madrid have had 10 penalties this year – more than anyone else in Europe’s top leagues – and none against, Barcelona three. Madrid have had more penalties in the past three months than Barcelona have had in the entire time Guardiola has been in charge.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
arg
hit post early
meant to add in a smartass remark about how much the ref’s “hate” mou
(bold part isnt a refs like RM more than barca!!!!111 comment, just the total number comparison thing surprised me)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
FM: Starting Over
Well, season four at Krasnodar was a total disaster- finished 11th, half the team hated me by year’s end, and it was clear this wasn’t working out. So I started a new game Friday- figured I’d try the Bundesliga, since it’s the only major Euro league other than Italy I haven’t previously played on FM, and Serie A bores me to tears.
Still wanted a bit of a challenge, though, so I decided to go with Hoffenheim. Not a bad bunch of players- a few solid vets in Vorsah, Beck, Obasi, Compper, and Weis, along a couple of promising African strikers, the young Brazilian Roberto Firmino, and one of my new favorite players, Gylfi Sigurdsson. Also, Ryan Babel.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Sigurdsson
I picked up him and he absolutely kills it. Was ridiculous, something like 25 goals in 30 games.
Yeah
He’s only scored one for me so far (through 2 matches) but I can see he’s going to be awesome.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
My issue is
My issue is I don’t really play a true AM position. I generally play a 4-1-2-2-1; striker, two wings, two mf, one defensive mf, four defenders. So if I decide to play him I move to a 4-2-3-1 and swap the DM for the AM. But between CL, Carling Cup, FA Cup and EPL games there are plenty of matches for everyone. Though Wilshere is probably going to get dealt here soon.
Formations
I generally prefer 4-2-3-1, but Hoffenheim have shitty wingers and tons of guys who can play striker, so I also set up a diamond 4-4-2 for them. That way I can use Sigurdsson as the AMC in either formation.
Now I just need some damn transfer money so I can buy up all das wunderkinder before my rivals beat me to them. I’m very much a Wenger disciple in that regard…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Gylfi
Played against Bayern last night, and Gylfi scored two long-shot strikes to help us to a 2-2 draw. In 5th place after eight matches. Babel is on fire- six goals so far.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Ramsey
Though 5 games for me, Ramsey is just killing it. Has 6 goals, 5 of which are outside of the box. I know you’ll be shocked, RVP got a 5-6 wk injury in the first game. He kills me.
How does getting rid of an icon like RVP hurt the team/morale/etc? He’s eating up a ton of salary space and I’d rather go buy a 25 y/o stud than have RVP on my injury list constantly…he should retire…
Depends
I’ve found on previous FM’s that the team seems to be able to survive it OK as long as they’re doing well. I sold two of my best players on last year’s FM save, and didn’t suffer for it. Granted, I had guys ready to replace them, so that might help too.
I have a similar issue to your RVP one with Ryan Babel- he’s been one of my best players so far, but he takes up nearly €5 million in wages, and my club only has a €30 million wage budget at the moment.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Sigurdsson
Has 32 goals through 30 games. He is amazing. I’ve been playing him out of position, mainly as striker with RVP and Altidore getting numerous injuries. Though RVP is up to 19 goals through 15 games so when he plays he is studly.
i wish josy would get
his shit together.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 21, 2012 8:01 AM CST up reply actions
I will end everything if this rumor is true
by sprite on Feb 13, 2012 1:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
France Football is reporting Hazard to Spurs in the summer.
Pending, presumably, a Bale or Modric transfer.
by LiamP on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Huh
That will piss off the Arsenal masses for sure, a player they covet to one of their most hated rivals…
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Wenger said: ’I really like him (Hazard) and, for several reasons.
’It’s his creative power, his ability to mis-align the opponent, his vision of the game and his consummate skill to address the last pass which make him a very interesting player.
‘You should know that each season, it is imperative to show a profit of between £15-20m pounds. I would add that the purpose of a coach is to always buy at a price he sees fit.’
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2098123/Barcelona-Gareth-Bale-bid-funded-sales-Arsenal-Chelsea.html#ixzz1mIn9NaT3
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
Everyone likes Hazard, Arsene
That’s why most of the big clubs in Europe would give their manager’s left nut to sign him. I’m still hoping that rumor going around about Liverpool having right of first refusal on Hazard as part of the Joe Cole loan is true, but it’s probably not.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
more whispers of bale to barca
not sure how i feel about that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Don't see how he fits in
but Pep probably would make it work somehow in the very slight possibility that it happens.
I wonder what it would mean for Afellay coming off knee surgery.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
who knows
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you do it, you bastard.
YoungGunsBlog Eden Hazard tells Belgian TV he ‘could’ join #THFC, and he ‘could sign somewhere soon’. Ultimate transfer flirt. He’s trouble.
But seriously, there’s just no way, right? I mean, Spurs? Come on.
Just wait until he signs for Arsenal for 35+ million pounds
only for him to be shipped out a year later when Real comes calling with a bid of 50 million.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
They don't have to outbid us
They’re in CL.
by Brett Perryman on Feb 14, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions
If they sell off a major piece, I could easily see it happening.
by LiamP on Feb 14, 2012 9:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
What you mean
Is you see the crazy Russian running Chelsea to offer $60m for Modric to fix Chelsea…
were my eyes playing tricks on me...
Henry scoring goals for Arsenal…
"It was impossible to get a conversation going. Everybody was talking too much" - Yogi Berra
this deserves a
/ITALY
post
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 7:32 AM CST up reply actions
Welp
Looks like it’s down to Chelsea as far as the EPL’s chances of winning the Champions’ League this year. Ouch, Arsenal.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Yeesh
They even had their first-choice back line out there today (although it looks like Koscielny was replaced midway through).
Not mediocre. Right about average
Didn't watch the second half
but it’s real disappointing to see Verm and Sagna play the way they did today.
Sagna’s effort on the second goal was absolutely shocking.
really glad i didnt watch at all
and forgot to dvr it so i wont be tempted to see the shit show
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Didn't get to see the match
I know Arsenal fans love him, but I’m not convinced Vermaelen is a solid center back. He seems to get throttled by good strikers that can take advantage of his positioning mistakes.
Not mediocre. Right about average
I think he's a good CB
when he’s in form. To be ideal he needs someone who can clean up a positioning mistake here and there, and it’s obviously not a small feat to find that guy. He’s not been in form since he’s come back and at that level he’s definitely nothing special.
by Brett Perryman on Feb 16, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
And
it should be noted that he’s had to play LB all of this time, a position that he does not like and is not great at. That probably goes at least some way in explaining his poor performance yesterday.
by Brett Perryman on Feb 16, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Well
Well, as a self employed attorney I’m able to skip out on afternoons as I see fit and I thought hey, this would be a good afternoon to skip out on some work, watch some Arsenal, some CL soccer, see a Series A side I normally don’t get to watch, should be a fun afternoon…silly Justin…
Is he gone?
Does the Russian get rid of him at the end of the season? Would a top 4 finish save him?
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Andre Villas-Boas was described in midweek as a dead man walking by former Chelsea boss Claudio Ranieri, but it was the name of another former fan favourite that rang around Stamford Bridge as chants of “Jose Mourinho” greeted the Blues’ 1-1 FA Cup fifth round draw with Birmingham on Saturday.
David Luiz, Ramires and Branislav Ivanovic all made poor attempts to clear a corner, and with several others standing motionless Murphy drifted in to smash home at the back post.
The goal was met with chants of “You’re getting sacked in the morning”, aimed at Villas-Boas
by Brett Perryman on Feb 18, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
This feels totally like Villa with Houllier last season (only with much higher expectations)
It’s probably likely that AVB has done a fair few things wrong, but I really doubt anything could get going when Terry, Lampard, Drogba and others are still around.
It doesn’t feel like he’s had money with the intent of adding to the first-team, from looking at his signings: Mata, Lukaku, Cahill, Courtois, Meireles, Romeu and De Bruyne.
Or maybe that’s just a red herring and Aston Villa is AVB’s level (LOL STILL CONVINCING MYSELF THAT IT’LL HAPPEN EVEN THOUGH AVB’S NEXT DESTINATION IS PROBABLY SOMEWHERE ACTUALLY GOOD LIKE INTER OR ARSENAL)
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Random question
but how do they determine the pairings for the next round (final 8 teams) of the FA Cup? Do they redraw or is the bracket already set up?
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Damn squillaci
Guaranteed loss
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Well. Sell ya later
Nothing Ox could do I give him credit for even getting back that fast
Djourou should have had him
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
He's gotta go at this point right?
Squad never looks prepared, poor signings and shit defense and no cups
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
It's probably time for him.
But who knows. Arsenal board have been pretty tolerant so far.
The board
isn’t going to get rid of him.
If he does step down, they’ve got quite the situation on their hands. Right now, they can hide behind the fact that Arsene’s adapted style has been to develop young players, not buy ready-made studs, because he’s been so successful. When that shield is gone, ownership will be in the spotlight. I suspect that it will be very uncomfortable for all of them, maybe outside of Kroenke since he almost never steps foot in England.
Van Persie and Sagna would definitely go. Koscielny and maybe Szczesny would be two I could see asking out, and they’re still going to have this collection of spare, overpaid veterans under contract (which has become one of their bigger problems). I tend to think that Wilshere and Ox would stick it out, not sure about Vermaelen but he’d probably stay with his new deal and all.
by Brett Perryman on Feb 18, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions
Blow it up
Keep Szcz, Ox, Wishere and a defender. Gut the rest. It’s the same shit every single time.
If they just got stronger on the back 4 and got a playmaker in the middle
They would be a lot better, failing to get mata and cahil is looking really awful
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I'll never get over how the Mata situation was handled
The Cahill thing was just Coyle being a bitch tho. Ended up settling for less money than Arsene offered.
But the players look like they’ve tuned him out. Reports out today that they still don’t practice defense in training which is flabbergasting. If he signed Arteta, Santos etc. last season with Cesc and Nasri on the first team, awesome. But signing them to start was never going to get you a CL spot.
And yet, after all that they were miraculously in 4th on the new year. Surprise the players with a couple of signings for fucks sake. They did all they could to climb back from a horror start with no depth and they need a jolt to push on. He then says the same shit about players returning as new signings and doesn’t do shit.
Unreal.
Frimpong us just destroying Piers Morgan on the twitbox
Add him to the list of keepers.
by sprite on Feb 18, 2012 7:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
To me...
You’d keep Koscielny, Vermaelen, Coquelin, Wilshere, Ramsey, Ox. RVP would be nice to keep but you’d probably be better off selling him and re-investing the…oh wait.
Sub in Szcz for Ramsey and that's my list
by sprite on Feb 18, 2012 10:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh it'll be reinvested
Just in yachts, not players
by Brett Perryman on Feb 18, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
Reports are saying the are ready to loosen the purse strings
Starting with paying rvp more and going after gotze and hazzard
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Doubtful.
I would join in on the fapping if they spent 85 million to get Hazard and Gotze in the same team though.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Thinking Hazard is 40
and BVB maybe doesn’t look to sell without a little extra than what Gotze is currently valued at.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
That kind of stuff
has floated out there at times before. This may be different, haven’t seen it.
by Brett Perryman on Feb 19, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
An inspiring list of names.
Arsenal are legally obliged to release their financial figures by the end of February and they are expected to reveal profits of £50m-plus later this week.
The £50m will be available to Wenger to rebuild this summer with transfer targets like Lukas Podolski, Junior Hoilett and Matias Suarez on the radar while they will also hold contract talks with Robin van Persie and Theo Walcott in the next few weeks
Walcott
Am I the only one who’d rather spend his wages on someone else. It is amazing that someone with so much supposed talent is so invisible for much of the match.
Seems like Italy is where Walcott ought to go.
Though I only say this because I remember how he peared Udinese and Bale had it pretty easy against Inter.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Crap technique will let him down if he goes there.
Regardless, how often do you see young Englishmen leave the friendly confines of the English leagues? He’s probably stuck where he is.
He's not going to go to Italy.
But I just have this (stereotyped) perception is that most Italian teams will be troubled by his pace and forget all the problems in his game.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I love Coq
But I was talking current 11 mainly. Song is nice but he’s replaceable. I could do without Ramsey but he’ll probably stay cause you can’t get anything for him
by sprite on Feb 18, 2012 10:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Liverpool
Into the final eight of the FA Cup! Come on, cup double!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
LOL Brighton
Three own goals today.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Oh, Luis
Misses a penalty kick. Brighton have looked completely overmatched.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
how much fun would a Merseyside derby be in the final?
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so much hate in this gif:

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Feel the love
I think that’s hardest Adebayor’s run in his life.
Not mediocre. Right about average
Sweet
tim payton
Arsenal have spare cash of about £50m. But failure to get in Champions League costs about £45m. Wages now £130m
Whoa
£130m in wages? Yikes.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Yeah
That’s the unspoken killer for Arsenal.
by Brett Perryman on Feb 21, 2012 12:24 AM CST up reply actions
List
Is there a list of those salaries somewhere?
The amount looks like a lot for Arsenal, but it's not really that much
City are over 200m GBP, for example. Chelsea are right around that.
Yeah
But Arsenal isn’t run by loose pocketed billionaire.
Liverpool have a higher wage bill too.
by LiamP on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
They'll make up that loss when they sell Wilshere for 60 million
like what always happens in FIFA 12.
(I’m not being serious, obviously.)
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
In my fifa 12 season i was offered 120mil
by city, then by bayern munchen
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Meireles and Torres
On behalf of all Liverpool fans, we thank you, Roman.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Meireles
He was pretty good for Liverpool last season as I recall. I think the problem is that Chelsea are kind of playing him out of position. He’s not really a defensive midfielder (although he’s probably the closest thing Chelsea has, save Essien).
Not mediocre. Right about average
No, he's not
I know he played a bit on the right for us under Hodgson, but Kenny used him mostly as a central midfielder or just off the striker, which seems to best suit him. He’s not enough of a tackler to play d-mid.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I think he's better than Cahill.
Not much better, but I’m really unimpressed with Cahill.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Yeah
Watching Cahill more closely once he was on the transfer radar I couldn’t really figure out what the hubub was about.
by Brett Perryman on Feb 21, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Other than him being English ?
Still better than what wengers rolling out
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I don't think it would be unreasonable to see Mertesacker end up a better EPL defender than Cahill is.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
surprising
he just looks so old and slow
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Gary Neville makes it sound like it's really simple to just negate Lavezzi/Hamsik/Cavani
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based on...
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 23, 2012 6:38 AM CST up reply actions
haha ok
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 24, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
So
Are all Chelsea fans idiots, or just the ones on Soccernet? I find it hilarious that they judge Rafa not fit to manage their club. Yep, heaven forbid you lot hire the man whose club kept you out of two CL finals, and who has won both European cups. Remind me how many Europa and CL titles your club has again? Morons.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
You know what's interesting is that United generally go after players who have done well against them (Ronaldo, Valencia, etc.)
So in consecutive European ties, they’ll have gone up against Christian Eriksen and now Javi Martinez with Bilbao…and yet, I bet SAF will remain stubborn and refuse to sign another CM.
must be really hard having a manager that wont sign players
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Arshavin to Zenit St. Petersburg on loan
And Blackburn sell Samba to Anzhi Ma-chachacha.
by Outworlder47 on Feb 24, 2012 4:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Benayoun starting?
Did Arsene lose a bet or something?
by LiamP on Feb 26, 2012 7:31 AM CST via mobile reply actions
heh
I see I’m not the only one up early. CARLING CUP FINAL DAY- WOO!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
He had to find a new player to screw the lineup with
Now that arshavin is gone
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
He had a really good
performance with the reserves in midweek. And, yes, I’m rolling my eyes when I say that.
by Brett Perryman on Feb 26, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously they scored on that?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Gibbs didn't track Saha's run.
Was an insane deflection but a terrible defensive lapse by Arsenal.
Wait, what?
A terrible defensive lapse by Arsenal? Unpossible…
I don't think it's really a matter of #want.
He just can’t do anything except run fast.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Holy hell
Theo scores with a hell of a run and a sweet ending touch. Where has that been all season?
Theo looks like he has confidence again
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Wenger
What the hell did he say to them at the half? Arsenal look like a different club…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Maybe he promised to take them out for ice cream
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
If he get this lineup
into the Champions League, it has to be the best coaching job of his career.
by Brett Perryman on Feb 26, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
I'll have to think
but Scholes falls in the hate category despite his brilliance if that’s what you’re asking.
I hate
Evra of course and Carrick for thinking his shit don’t stink. I hate Nani for being an oompa loompa, and it’s obviously hard for a rival to not hate Scholes. I don’t like Berbatov at all, and Rooney’s Rooney. After 8-2 my resentment is probably a good deal higher than when they were just fuglying their way to titles.
by Brett Perryman on Feb 26, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Carrick, by the way,
would make a terrific San Antonio Spur.
by Brett Perryman on Feb 26, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
welp
That was a very frustrating first half. Totally dominated possession, and Cardiff score on the one good chance they got.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
SKRTEL!!!!!
1-1! Come on you Reds!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I still dont know why andy carroll is in this game
Hup Holland Hup
by Martijn1309 on Feb 26, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Cool
Stevie’s cousin Anthony gets in the game.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
DIRK YOU FUCKING BEAUTY
2-1!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
He's got a sharp memory, this one
Jack Wilshere
The Carling Cup Final brings back some horrible memories!
fucking hell
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Automatic
I just don’t get how players of this quality can botch PK’s so badly. Should be automatic.
whew
A lot harder than it should have been, but it’s a win!
Hell of an effort by Cardiff.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Congrats
Nice step on the rebound track
by Brett Perryman on Feb 26, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Come on
Good vibes for RC. They just won a cup.
by Brett Perryman on Feb 26, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
The Suarez affair has erased what little goodwill I have for Liverpool.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Suarez photobombing John Henry

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Replay
Fox Soccer is replaying the game at 10p.m. cst, I think I’ll watch…
soccer.com
I’m glad they are going to give me the option to get a personalized Arsharvin jersey!





























