2/13/2012 OT
by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 7:15 AM CST
Email
Print
Stupid wet precipitation.
On this day... |
|---|
|
|
1028 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Whoa...wait....
Adele is just 23? I would have sworn she was in her 30s….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 13, 2012 7:33 AM CST reply actions
I still don't know who this person is
or why everyone I know is talking about her.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 8:18 AM CST up reply actions
Because she's a genuine musical artist
And is awesome.
Her songs make me cry. No joke.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 8:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I make no judgment on her talent because I've never heard her music
I just wonder why, as of Saturday, I’d never heard of anyone named Adele, and then on Sunday my facebook/internet/phone are lit up with comments, texts, etc about this person?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions
Good question...
I’ve heard about her all over the place before this weekend.
People say she alone saved the music industry last year.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 8:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Been a fan of her music for the past 5 years or so
My sister in law is from London so she introduced the wife and me to her music. I would liken the effect her voice has on the music industry to that of Whitney when she first arrived on the scene.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
I hated pretty much every thing about the Grammys
But I actually like Adele.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i actually thought last night's was pretty good.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
Same here.
Although I showed my advancing age with a) that statement and b) wondering what the hell was going on with that Nicki Minaj stuff. I hopped on Facebook after watching Springsteen, Joe Walsh, Dave Grohl jamming with Sir Paul (why do they always insist on the show-ending guitar jam?)… and it turns out facebook also blew up during Nicki.
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 13, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
Minaj
WTF was that? It was like watching an exorcism.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I had to change the channel.......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 13, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
Hey, I need you young whippersnappers to tell me that.
I was busy explaining to my daughter that I’ve got Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight available digitally if she wants to add it to her collection. But she was diggin’ it.
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 13, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
wtf was little wayne about?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
Must've been BS.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
those tits
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
dat ass
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
a little cray doesnt hurt either
by blakethegr8 on Feb 13, 2012 9:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nicki Minaj
I think it’s so nice the musical industry allows a mentally challenged person to express herself.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Snore
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Me, too.
Because I wish she was hotter.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm not running out to by her CD, but you know what I like about Adele?
She’s one of the few popular acts in today’s music that is actually musically gifted. Which is rare these days.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
She's got 4years left then.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
until?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
rehab
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
yikes
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
She joins the 27 club.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
she is awesome
and truly, doesnt give a fuck
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
Class isn't even postponed
Dumb
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
College hardly ever cancels class.
Even if all the local schools are closed.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
But the roads weren't even icy today so it was actually an easy drive.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
It took me 30 minutes to get from Fort Worth to Irving...no problems whatsoever
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
OU got to start at 10 and they got less snow
Bunch of wimps
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
good morning!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
What up, kok
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
not much
work work work
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
Ditto
Can’t live with it; can’t quit
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
#thelegend
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
number 101
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 7:45 AM CST up reply actions
That's really high on Billy Hamilton, right?
And no Martin?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
nope, no martin
and yes both he and parks love hamilton
in the reds top 11, KG called him “the fastest player in the minors” and the “most exciting player in the minors”
now if he moves to 2b it wil prob hurt him
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 7:51 AM CST up reply actions
the one he is highest on
gary brown (at #18)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 7:52 AM CST up reply actions
vs klaw at #68
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 7:53 AM CST up reply actions
I went with Hamilton and Brown for a Keeper League
And I still think both are pretty high. But I’ll go with those rankings.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 10:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
i want brown so much in my non LSB keeper
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
Everyone in jonthefon's keeper is too pitching prospect happy
I snagged Yu and those 80 speed positional players. Done.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
good
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
also
pecota update is up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
So, they seem to be trying to make this about race...
When its obvious its more about the age difference and how men are automatically looked upon suspiciously when caring for young kids.
http://gritsforbreakfast.blogspot.com/2012/02/me-apd-and-babysitting-while-white-part.html?m=1
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 7:57 AM CST via Android app reply actions
I agree that the age difference was a player,
but the fact that the initial officer said that a report had been made of a “white man chasing a black girl” makes it pretty clear that race was a big player. If they two were the same race, I don’t think anyone calls the police or, at least, are less inclined to do so.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
Correct
But going on this, the main problem is the 911 caller, not the police response to it.
As far as handcuffing, you better fucking believe i’m handcuffing a possible kidnapping suspect or kiddie diddler. Better safe than sorry. Handcuffs can always come off
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yeah, I don't have an issue with the handcuffs
Unless the officers were roughing him up because they were “certain” he was a kidnapper, I don’t really have an issue with what was done while questioning.
One thing I don’t really understand is why an apology was never issued. Even a “I’m sorry for taking up your time while we sorted this out” would likely have been better than the “Ok, we’re done, you can go” treatment they got.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
Apologies show you were wrong
Police hate being wrong and are often times embarrassed. Officers, especially younger ones, don’t know how to deal with the “End” part of a situation.
I have no problem apologizing.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I figured that's what the issue was
And, actually, I can understand a younger officer being uncomfortable about being in that position where an apology is warranted but they just don’t feel that they are in the position to utter it. That said, it doesn’t make the situation any less crappy.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
I think I've found the best youtube comment ever, under Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" video
I’m fourteen and I apologize for what my generation has done with music.
TheNotsoluckystarr
I was just listening to Queen yesterday.
I don’t even care to try to express how awesome they are, because my inadequacies as a writer and human being would just be made all the more blatant.
I'm pretty ashamed to admit that, for most of my life, that song was just "the song at the beginning of Wayne's World" to me.
So much failure as a person :(
same here but i've corrected the error of my ways
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Adam Lambert is in Queen now
But seriously, Queen is freaking awesome.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Maybe...
Maybe he was talking about Adam Lambert singing with Queen these days?
by Apes and Androids on Feb 13, 2012 8:05 AM CST up reply actions
That 14 year old kid gets it....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 13, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions
Is there any innovation or creativity out there in any genre of American music anymore?
I mean, rock is dead, rap is dead, country is dead, pop is a force of pure unfiltered evil (and dead)….
Am I missing anything?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions
Precisely....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 13, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions
You can never go wrong with bagpipe music.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Whatever man
Bagpipe is totally corporate and sold out these days.
The underground ukelele scene is where it’s at.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
BTW
If this pic had a bottle of whiskey in it, it would incorporate everything I love about my heritage.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Guaranteed that it does.
That guy is packing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Metal
HAS ALWAYS BEEN DEAD. RGRRRHHHH BRGGAJHH
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 10:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heh
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
This next song is called
FUCK…. THIS.. COOORRRRRRRRPPPPPPSSSSSEEEEEE
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
also
KG has a chat at baseball prospectus this afternoon
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I like Google Reader...
Under the LoneStarBall folder, it lists the posts like this: “Yeah Boy!!!”, “Whitney Houston has died”. Unintentional comedy.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 13, 2012 8:06 AM CST reply actions
My guess is the accumulation (or threat of) snow had people inside their homes and bored.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
So, this English Comp class is fucking dumb.
We are learning how to write research papers. No, seriously.
Right now we are learning how to look up books at the library.
Earlier, we discussed basic rules of grammar….like when to use conjunctions in a sentence.
This is fucking dumb.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 8:20 AM CST via Android app reply actions
I fucking wish.
This is technically a freshman class.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 8:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah. That blows.
And yes, the peer reviews will be laughable. You should share some highlights of them on here, in fact.
High schools teach what it takes to pass some standardized test now.
The burden of actually teaching a person how to write a paper has now fallen on the shoulders of college professors.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
(looks around sheepishly)
Yeah…huh huh….factor….
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions
Prepare to be horrified when you start reading your classmates' essays
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, already happened.
What in the holy fuck do they teach in high school?
I blame my wife.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 8:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Please post some of this stuff in here.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'll do that in a bit.
I have some doozies.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 8:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Seriously.
The stuff I encountered in my freshman classes was shocking.
It is appalling how little people knew.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Eventually I started to respect and admire many of my classmates
There were many, many times in my undergrad experience where I felt like the dumbest guy in the room.
Freshman English Comp was definitely not one of those times.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
As a 30 year old freshman
I am appalled at what surrounds me.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 8:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Last semseter I took Soc 1000 (I'm a senior)
and those kids were dumb. And stupid.
And everyday “OH MY GOSH! I LUV CAWLLEDGE! I GOT SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT BUT THEN I HAD TO STOP BCAUSE I HAVE 2 TEST TODAY! HAHA. LOLZ BUT I LOVE MY SORORITY SISTERS SO MUCH. KAPPA DELTA 4 LYFE!”
Jesus Christ.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 13, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
AP English teacher, juniors.
She says they’re already ruined when they get to her. Their focus is all about the AP exam.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 8:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
And those (AP students) are the bright ones, right?
Lots of catching up to do, I imagine.
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 13, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
AP English was hard
I can totally write but I can’t analyze novels worth a crap.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I felt like teachers in high school spent years teaching me to write one way
and then college English Comp spent the next two semesters trying to tear all that shit down and do it a different way.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
Yep.
That’s because the Texas Education Agency forces teachers to teach to their test.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
This is, in my opinion, a major failure of the idealist camp
(not wanting to derail into political maelstrom here)
…we try to give everyone, regardless of socioeconomic class or ability, the same basic level of education (an admirable goal in theory). But by placing so much focus on standardization, all we’ve managed to do is dilute the material down to its most simplistic, easily digestible, easily comprehensible form.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
Exactly
Teachers are forced to teach to the least common denominator. Drain the sea and all the boats will be on the same level.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
It's not just that.
It’s that failing a class is seen as as failure by the teacher and not the student. In fact, for a student to fail, there needs to be some sort of act of God in order for the teacher to justify doing so. Her district forces “retests” for students that failed, tutoring times, extra credit..anything to prevent failure numbers from rising.
She says that it’s such a hassle now to justify failing a student that most teachers just pass them anyways, even if they don’t deserve it. If a student fails, the parents attack and blame the school and the teacher….athletics get more attention and importance than academics…
It’s all become one giant clusterfuck of a system that is so broken it’s beyond repair.
We are one generation away from being one of the dumbest “first world” nations in the world.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
When funding is tied to standardized testing pass/fail rates
What else do you expect?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
this.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
Teachers in her district are dropping left and right.
They’re just quitting the profession.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Low pay, crappy benefits, lots and lots of hassle
What’s not to love?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
One of my favorite teachers in high school
went from teaching public to private school, and she told me you couldn’t even compare it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Must be nice to be able to afford a 10-18k pay reduction
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
hmm
i would think its the other way around from pub to private
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know enough to say how often that's the case, but
a lot of private schools pay like shit.
by blakethegr8 on Feb 13, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
really
i would think it would be the other way around
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
heh
i would think it would be the other way around
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
Depends on the school and its financiers
There are some private schools here in Tyler (Brook Hill, All Saints) that look like fucking junior colleges.
However, there are smaller schools that pay jack shit. My dad works for a “private Christian academy” that literally pays him $5k a year to teach and coach 6-man football (he’s retired, but that’s still awful).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
I need to find a job like that for my dad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i bet most 6-man football coaches are payed jack shit.
its 6-man football.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
Right, but he also teaches full time
He was getting paid around $45k in public school to do the same work.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
I love watching it, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Like a track meet with football thrown in just for fun.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Yeah, my teacher ended up teaching Tom Hicks' daughter.
I think she ended up okay.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
my mom teaches half the mavericks roster's daughters at hockaday.
and cuban’s and carlisle’s daughters.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
yeah
hockaday,greenhill,st marks, etc
all get paid well I imagine
jesuit
A burden should never be something out of your control.
but she also got paid fairly well for a teacher at a charter school.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
ESD
dont forget ESD
i belive they are the most expensive in DFW
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
Hottest bitch I knew went to ESD
Ended up on pom squad at UT
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Before we moved out here
My wife interviewed for a job as a chaplain at Hockaday. Chaplain/spiritual counselor.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
that woulda been cool.
hockaday is a pretty kick ass place.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Hockaday and one of the other all-girls schools.
I can’t remember which one it was.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That might have been it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
prob was if it was dallas
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
Known some hot hockaday bitches
Of the 12 or so people from DFW who went to Penn my frosh year (we had a get together), the school list read as follows:
Hockaday
Hockaday
Greenhill
Greenhill
Greenhill
St. Marks
St. Marks
Hockaday
Plano West
Plano West
Plano West
Cedar Hill (REP YO HOOD)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
sounds about right.
the senior yearbooks they have list what college they are going to, and its pretty impressive. lots of ivies, stanfords, vandys, etc.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
I was just proud to be the lone South Dallas representative
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I forgot Highland Park on this list
“Where is Cedar Hill? Is that like outside Dallas somewhere?”
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i got the same comment from a st marks kid about Mesquite...
he didn’t know that, at some point, 635 went south.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Feb 13, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
until i drove out to college
i didnt know that either.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
How do people have such a lack of awareness
of where things are in their own cities?
I don’t get it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i didnt have much reason to leave coppell and the mid-cities growing up.
and i was usually too busy anyway.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Happened anytime I met a DFW person
Was hilarious.
The bubble in which those kids live is silly
A burden should never be something out of your control.
people from highland park are dumbasses
im ashamed that im from there and will never go back to that hell hole of stuck up bitches
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
DO YOU KNOW MILES?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
not sure how old you are
that should be the first question
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
so yeah you might know him
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
noap
i know uscgbiscuit who posts here though
he lived down the street
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
small world
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
yeah sadly
living life in the real world is much more pleasant
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
it was the exact opposite for my mom - going public to private.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Don't forget that a reluctance to fail students
is going to put upward pressure on the grades of passing students. If Timmy should be getting a D but gets a C-, then Jimmy, who should be getting a C-, is likely to get a C or C+ because it seems unfair to lump him in with Timmy.
you see that BTB article about the Cowboys draft board in, '10?
i get the feeling they know how to setup a pretty solid draft board.
putting out fires starting at 815a
…ugh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
If you were actually a fireman I would be impressed.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
yeah
well, its not fun. believe me.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
Being purposefully dense is not becoming of a gentleman.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Oh man, this weekend turned in to an MST3K festival at Casa de Wildcat
Joe Don Baker is the unintentional comedic gift that keeps on giving.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I envy you, sir.....this world was a better place when MST3K was still in production....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 13, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
Truth
Still, 11 years was a pretty solid run.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
Mitchell?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Final Justice
Mitchell is solid gold as well, but I think I laughed even more at this one.
“Oh god, we’re stuck in a Moebius Strip of a movie!”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
i watched Anonymous this weekend
(big fan of shakespeare and whatnot, figured i’d give this movie a shot). it was so confusing. like, there were at least 3, maybe 4, plots all happening at once. the wife and i were basically talking through it trying to figure out what in the hell was going on.
4 out of 10
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Phil was balla yesterday.
that putt he sank after tiger chipped in from the beach was clutch money
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
no kidding.
i am so glad golf is back. i love me some sunday golf.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
Phil was on yesterday
Hit 14 fairways, 14 GIR and 10 one putts…ridiculous.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
x
John Buccigross @Buccigross
NEXT LEVEL: Mickelson made all 14 of his attempts inside of 10 feet Sunday, while Tiger Woods missed six times from the same distance.
#beast
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
pebble is one of my favorite tourneys to watch on the tv.
so fucking gorgeous. i wish sunday would have had a little more weather, but i’m glad Phil showed up
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
augusta is wonderful
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
they all look the same
and they are all gorgeous
and they all look tough as shit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
Hate the British
Those courses suck (except for St Andrews) and the weather is just ridiculous.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 13, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
weather
is what makes it fun
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
Disagree
I hate playing golf in wind/weather like that so it’s just a beating for me to watch.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 13, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
*to watch
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Hard to fault a guy for slicing in to the rough when a big gust of wind comes along and blows the ball off course. Part of the game, sure, but not ideal for playing/viewing.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Watching the best golfers in the world
hack it out of 4 foot tall grass into wind gusts of 60 mph isn’t fun. But to each their own I guess
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 13, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
i love me some Augusta
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
my fav as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
i really want to go to augusta.
i’ve been to pebble, which is why i am so fond of it, but augusta is sooooooo green
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
Was just typing that
And the way the azaleas contrast the green. Such a beautiful course.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
oh yeah.
and, we get 56 minutes of coverage an hour thanks to the 1%.
is that the best thing the 1% does for americans? i think so.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
You make a strong case
Plus Directv has the 4 screen split too so you can follow a particular group or watch Amen Corner all day
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
UVerse does that as well
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
Thanks guys
Now I’m pissed at myself for missing yesterday.
And I can’t wait for The Masters.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
i watched for a solid 2 or 3 hours.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
Phil was a man possesed
He split every fairway he aimed for. Dammit, now i wanna get 18 in myself.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i'm playing 18 on sunday with dad,
borhter in law and father in law.
fucking stoked.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
There's a 2-man best ball at
Grand Oaks Golf Club in Grand Prairie in March that I’m thinking about. Its a police/fire one so there’ll be plenty of booze…
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i love 2 man scrambles/best ball
so cray
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
I have until the end of this month to use a coupon for two free rounds.
Thinking of just playing a local course since I haven’t played in 6+ months. As I say EVERY STINKIN’ YEAR, I plan to play, at least, once a month this year…starting in February.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
best tournament all year.
although, 2 years ago i watched the us open in primetime at pebble beach at up in smoke, and that made a pretty stong case to be my favorite tourney.
but that said, the masters is the best tourney on tv
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
Nice
Getting to that weather again for a nice stick. Kinda took the winter off from cigars
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
yeah i craved the hell out of one yesterday.
but it was so cold in the d
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
I'm surrounded by dumb.
I’m transferring to Rice.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 8:37 AM CST via Android app reply actions
The worst part is the freshman actually think the stuff they are learning is hard.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
$17k a semester!!
Hoo boy, I doubt the GI Bill covers that one.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 8:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah, that's still about $8k a semester I'd have to pay for, right?
That’s just too much of debt to go into at this point.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
Oh snap. I read that pdf wrong then.
So, if the school will contribute 9k and VA matches that…..then I should be good, right?
Although, from what I understand, VA only pays tuition up to the amount that is equal to the most expensive public school or $17,500 annually — whichever is higher. So by my math, I’d still come up a bit short on per semester tuition if I wanted to attend more than just spring and fall semesters.
It’s certainly something to look into!
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
The Yellow ribbon is in addition to the 17,500.
So it would be 17,500 GI + 9,000 from school + 9,000 match from VA.
at least that's how I interpret it ...
This program allows institutions of
higher learning (such as colleges, universities,
and other degree-granting schools) in the United
States to voluntarily enter into an agreement
with VA to fund tuition and fee expenses that
exceed the highest public in-state undergraduate
tuition and fee rate in their state. The institution
can contribute a specified dollar amount of those
expenses, and VA will match the contribution-not
to exceed 50% of the difference. This provides
the possibility for you to eam a degree at no cost!
Whoa.
I love the military. And Texas.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of debt
How likely is it I’ll be able to obtain a loan (private loan from AES, ACS, The Whore of Babylon, etc) when I already owe $40k on student loans?
My car is the only other debt I have, although I think they also take into account the $6k limit on my credit card (I never keep a balance, but it’s still factored in, I believe).
I’m pretty much going to be living on loans during grad school. Wifey will have a job, but it won’t pay for both of us. I might try to work part time to put something in savings, but it won’t be anywhere close to enough to pay tuition/fees. Am I gonna be able to do this?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
Very likely. You can't escape student loan debt.
So they’ll probably let you pile on as much as you want.
i just got a $10,000 loan....i forget the interest rate off hand
my wife has 30 grand in student loans and we owed about 7 grand in credit cards. We used it to pay off the credit cards and for other expenses.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
lowest credit score we had was 640 and mine was 690
so its very likely dude
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Sweet
I’m starting to get pretty nervous (read: paranoid) about this whole process…especially since I’ve already put in my resignation at work, lol.
Burnin’ those bridges, that’s what I do.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
i would be nervous too bro....scary shit
but in the long run should be pretty awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
AMALUR!
Amalur.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Worth trading in Skyrim?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
i thought amalur was a band until you mentioned trading in a video game for it.
i feel so old sometimes
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
I never played Skyrim
largely because it’s been unplayable on PS3 until like last week.
But Amalur is the tits. The fucking Kate Upton tits.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I only got stuck somewhere once.
Were there serious problems with it that I just never ran into?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
The more you played the more likely it was to start freezing every time you went somewhere new
because it had to load everything you’d done to change the world.
New patch that was released like Friday was supposed to fix it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Why do I always convince myself to procrastinate?
I stayed up late to do my thermo homework and now I feel like complete shit.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
The Walking Dead
So without spoiling anything, that was definitely a step in the right direction.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
good to hear....i should be able to watch tonight so we can discuss
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yep, plan to watch it this evening
When I can get the wife to go into the other room.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
Fuck, I missed it last night and forgot to record it..
I don’t think AMC re-airs these until the next Friday.. I has a sad
ive fucking had it with lori.
her character is terrible.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
i wish zombies would just fucking eat her, andrea and dale right now
and then everyone is herschel’s group except for the hot chick and for all of the survivors to fucking leave the farm.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
dale is such a fucking beating right now.
i dont know why they keep tossing this moral shit down our throats. we get it already.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
Really...how so?
I thought it was just as boring as all the others.
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
The middle was blah (as usual)...
but I felt like the stuff that did happen will lead to a lot more interesting stuff in the next few shows. The next show in particular should be good, going by the preview.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
i also watched my strange addiction last night.
this dude was in a sexual relationship with his car. weirdest thing i have ever seen.
he had to tell his dad about it. his dad, was like, “the fuck do you have sex with a car?”
“masturbation.”
gross
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
also, he went to a psychiatrist,
how much patience do you have to have as a psychiatrist? how do you not just fucking tell that guy to not do that?
i would be like, get the fuck out of my office, weirdo
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions
As someone who's starting residency in psychiatry in July
I have no idea what I’d do if someone came in and said they have a sexual relationship with their car. I honestly feel that my reaction might be to take it as a joke and to then ask him what he’s really in here for…
Yeah hopefully residency can prepare me better because med school sure didn’t prepare me for anything like that.
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
where are you doing your residency?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Won't know until March
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
where did you look?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Mainly in TX
JPS in Fort Worth
UT Southwest in Dallas and in Austin
Scott and White in Temple
UTHSC in San Antonio
UT Houston
UTMB in Galveston
LSU in Shreveport
Had interviews in Little Rock and Tulane but turned them down because I was already sick of interviewing
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
dont blame you there
we have a number of guys from scott & white and LSU-S incoming (as well as UTHSC in tyler)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Still haven't submitted my list yet - not due until Feb 22nd
Really liked JPS, UTMB, Scott and White, and UT SW at Dallas. If I end up at one of those four I’ll be happy I think.
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
Benji didn't tell us he was a TV star!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Just started Mad Men this weekend
three episodes in. Draper is a philandering mother fucker. And they all make me want to take up smoking full time again.
draper is the man
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
oh this is truth.
i could get a handle of whiskey and watch about 3 episodes a night of that show and by the time i finished the third episode, i would be waaaay drunk.
like 9 or 10 whiskey and cokes drunk. wondering how i drank a half a handle of whiskey
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
FYI: Draper and his co-horts would all be dead by now
or, at the very least, be miserable while dealing with the effects of smoking for years on end.
Don’t smoke
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
Hopefully not shitting all over the thread on this one
but I just got a statement from a colleague (who is doing her grad school on the weekends) that said her essay topic was, “All religions are philosophies, but not all philosophies are religions. Agree or disagree.”
Thoughts?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
agree on the latter.
the former might be debatable.
my problem is i have no idea what the point of the essay is with that topic.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
Ehh, most essay topics just try to throw something semi-provocative out there
in order to force your hand on taking a side.
I’d agree with your assessment, btw.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
i mean, it's definitely a paper where you won't find a lack of material to cover
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
I know! That's what I told her
I was like “Damn, how long does the essay have to be? You could write a thesis paper on that topic!”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
Circle gets the square!
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 13, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
All religions are full of
spirituality.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
I replied by saying
that philosophy, by nature, demands inquisition, examination, and speculation. “The unexamined life…” so to speak.
Religion, however, attempts to make definitive statements on the origin and nature of the universe. While examination is sometimes encouraged (in some religions while not in others), it is always performed in the context of the dogma.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
After watching Casino Royale the other night,
I decided to make a ‘Vesper’. I hit up Spec’s in an attempt to purchase the appropriate liquors (and a zester). First off, that place is freaking awesome. Well done on the recommendation, GB. Secondly, I was able to find all the ingredients and made, what I consider to be, one of the very best drinks I have ever had. That is going into the regular rotation of evening drinks.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
I would like this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The funny thing is,
the lemon peel is what makes this drink, for me. I’m a huge lemon fan so that part was great, without the overwhelming sour/sweet flavor of a lemon drop.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
It's not really a Hoarders episode until they find a dead cat.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
im waiting for them to find a dead person
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
I think I would be considered a class 5 hoarder
if my girlfriend didn’t keep that shit spotless. My car can get pretty bad.
never before seen video of officer bob in action
this happened on his most recent shift:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
That there
is some funny.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
hahahaha
I love seeing the officer crack up in the background.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
What is going on in this picture?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
trying to give the guy a breathalyzer
dude attemps to drink out of it (somewhat shaped like a bottle)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Nice.
I think that means you failed the sobriety test.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
>drive drunk to ex GFs house
>confess my love
>get some last night and this morning
>hour late to work
>realize what a huge mistake i made
>tell LSB therapist about it
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 9:51 AM CST reply actions
im going to el fenix and drowning my shame in enchiladas and bloody mary for lunch
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
>receive inappropriate internet high five from Wildcat
>feel no shame
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
except for the expressing your love
that is inexcusable. otherwise good job.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
LSB Therapists respond with
multiple Gob “I’ve made a huge mistake” gifs.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
x
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
My favorite moment of the whole series
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
They don't allow you to have bees in here.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
i like the one from pineapple express
i love you
i want to marry you, i love you so much.
i made a mistake
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
yep.. meanwhile.. girl i actually like just got her valentines day present delivered to her door
THE FUCK AM I DOING?!?!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
Sabotaging yourself?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Holy shit
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
My face hurts just watching this
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
its awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
exxxtreme
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 13, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
So hot
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
BUSINESS WOMEN ARE SO HAWT
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
No, he needs
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Which brings me to my next point. Kids, don't smoke crack.
/LT’d
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 13, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
i got pioneer leftover tacos
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Haven't had pioneer in probably 10 years
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You realized what a huge mistake it was.
So there’s that.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you can get hooters wings "naked" without the breading...
did not know this….
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 9:59 AM CST reply actions
No amount of changing those wings will make them decent.
I have gotten the 3 mile wings within the past few months and they were edible, but I just don’t like anything other than the fried pickles at that place.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
You can't think of anything else you like?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Sports media talking about Tiger on the comeback.
“ALL ABOUT COULDA, NOT ABOUT SHOULDA”
I hate the Tiger defender that drops the “he coulda won” argument over the past 2 seasons now.
Sure, he coulda won. But he didn’t win.
What you should be saying to your golfin’ buddies, and more importantly to yourself, is he SHOULDA won, because the sad truth that you fail to realize is that the man gets older every year and the competition gets younger.
Team Lefty.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 13, 2012 10:06 AM CST reply actions
I don't know if age really affects your putting all that much though
Tiger is certainly going to lose power on his drives, and yeah, motor skills will eventually deteriorate.
But he was missing short putts, and Mickelson was making his. That suggests “mental” to me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
his short game is what killed him yesterday.
with the exception of the hole out, his approaches were god awful.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 13, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
I agree that its more mental too. But according to most, it was about Tiger losing yesterday more than Phil and others playing good golf.
Phil might quite possibly had the 2nd greatest round of golf yesterday, Majors non-withstanding.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 13, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
had his 2nd greatest round
i assume
not the 2nd greatest round ever — right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
he's saying johnny miller in '63 had the greatest round ever
and that Phil’s was the second greatest round ever.
i don’t know if it was that great, but it was good. if that was sunday at the US Open at pebble, then yes. but at a pro am? no
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Started the day 6 off the lead and smoked a 64 to win by 2 strokes.
Pretty salty.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 13, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
if it was a major, it would have been awesome.
it was still great, but not 2nd greatest.
if tiger was 6 up in a major on sunday, and phil did what he did, then yes
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Ahhh yes, I see what you're saying
and that bugs the shit out of me, but I’ve pretty much surrendered to the “celebrity” culture of sports, these days. Tiger is the hub around which the entire golf universe orbits, to hear ESPN tell it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
looking for some good techno-ish music
suggestions?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I'm starting to get in to Deadmau5
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
You like the newest effort?
Because I did not. Thought it was the worst one he has released.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Just beginning to dip my toe in the dubstep/electrohouse water
So I’ve only heard like 3-4 songs.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
not a big fan of his stuff
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
I tried to listen to deadmau5...
but I just could handle listening to it for extended periods of time. I mostly like chill electronic music.
I also feel like most electronic artists try to fit too much into each song. Music is as much about utilizing the space between each note as it is trying to fill up each song with a thousand notes/sounds.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Ghosts n' Stuff
is the only thing I’ve really ever liked from them
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
newer or older?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 13, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
good
new or old is fine
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
(cracks his fingers)
Prodigy – Music for the Jilted Generation
Anything pre 2000 Chemical Bros.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 13, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
thx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Now we're talking
Prodigy, The Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method…right in my musical wheelhouse.
Still pissed off I didn’t get to see Prodigy because Chester ass Bennington is a fucking pussy.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Who's gonna say Skrillex?
Who’s gonna do it?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
they have that video with the little girl in it, right?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
Skrillex just sounds like something you have to fight in D&D
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Feb 13, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
*shift A
Fuck’s going on fellas?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
best mexican food in town?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Are you exclusive with voucher girl?
If not, I wouldn’t tell her. I just wouldn’t let it happen again, obviously…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i like this nickname.
‘voucher girl’
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
no...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
and fuck no im not gonna tell her!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Just acknowledge idiocy and move on.
Nothing to see here
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i got your back
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
Hard to say since the majority of this town is chain restaurants.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
There's a place over on our side of town in a strip mall next to a Fiesta but I can't remember the name.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Doesn't sound right...
It’s at Spring Valley and Coit…There’s also a Mexican seafood restaurant in the same strip that’s called El Fatfish.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
Ah, here we are...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
craving the best bbq in the world right now you guys
http://www.yelp.com/biz/branding-iron-wichita-falls
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:19 AM CST reply actions
i still want to go to lockhart soon
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
Llano
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
If I wind up in CenTex again
You can bet I’ll be road trippin’ to some Cooper’s (and Storm’s Burgers in Burnet).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
My bro in law has a 4 seater Mooney...
Takes us an hour to fly down to Llano, take the airport courtesy car to Cooper’s, pig out, be back in Addison 4 hours total….It’s Goodman
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
was that an invitation?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Nah...
Actually it’s been a long while since me and him have gone.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
ihateyou
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
ujelly
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
I had a leftover rib from here last night.
You, sir, speak no lies. That place must be legit if its that good after the fact.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
lets roadtrip to meers burger in 2 weeks
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
in lawton?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
if only it wasnt in OK
i am serious about going to lockhart though
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
>Not in Texas
>Your argument is invalid.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The BBQ is so good
The sides suck something fierce though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
bought my new rangers swag hat
http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=400236662271&ssPageName=ADME:L:OU:US:1123
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:20 AM CST reply actions
I THOUGHT WE WERE BANNING ALL USE OF THE TERM SWAG IN 2012?!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
whatev
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
I'm going to punch you in your taint if you use whatev again
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm going to punch you in your taint if anyone uses I'm going to punch you in your taint again
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Whatev, bro. Yu know you just wanna have sum cray swag.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Did Votto die?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
just doubled down on this years fantasy basketball crown.
wont have a draft pick until the 5th round next year.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:27 AM CST reply actions
No crown for you because you play fantasy basketball
A burden should never be something out of your control.
a few years ago a played every fantasy sport ESPN offered.
i played fantasy fishing.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
i actually won quite a bit that year.
it surprisingly didnt take up that much time.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
thought i would spice things up a bit.
gonna take it in the shorts next year, especially if we go to keepers. but whatevs.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
exactly, which is going to fuck me over.
im not going to have any real keeper worthy players because of my draft status for next year.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
No, no. We aren't keep players from next year's team. It starts fresh in 2.
I’ll let everyone know that going into next year, so they are more aware of what trading draft picks could mean.
cool.
that doesnt fuck me over then.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
gonna go try the jakes burger of the month today you guys
http://www.jakesburgers.net/february-burger-of-the-month
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:27 AM CST reply actions
i need to go to jakes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Choose the Jake's location very carefully.
Whatever you do, do NOT go to the Addison location….EVER.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
reasons?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Based on the love of Jake's burgers,
I went there and was completely underwhelmed. One of the worst burgers I have ever had (seriously). Burger was dry (overcooked) and half the toppings weren’t fresh. Tried it again (because I don’t want to be that guy that tries it once and whines) but it was no better. Said screw it and haven’t gone back.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
fair enough....its not my go to place for burgers anyway
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
See, I've only heard about the burgers
Maybe I’m doing it wrong. I will admit that the first time I went was for opening day a couple years ago so the possibility exists that they were understaffed in the kitchen.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
have had several bad experiences at Jake's
but sometimes it’s fine
by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
snuffers and twiested root are better..
but i love the convenience of ordering online and swinging by on my way home from work for the same price as a whataburger
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Love Twisted Root
Snuffers is good but every time I go there I make the mistake of getting the loaded cheese fries and then almost die from a massive coronary.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
"make the mistake of getting the loaded cheese fries"
I’m not finding the mistake anywhere.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
Potential heart attack in a basket.
There are a lot of things I would like to die while engaged in….falling over in a booth in the middle of Addison does not rank highly on that list.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
I thought I was having a heart attack last night
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wait, what'd I miss
What were you doing?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
A cry for attention
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Actually I think there was a last meal thread in which I listed Snuffer's cheese fries as my go to.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
Well then, please disregard my statement. Obviously, you are completely fine with that honorable death.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
huge fan of twisted root
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
why? the porch is on preston CClub.. its nice
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
i've never had any issues there at all
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
x
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 13, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
That is fucking disgusting, man.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I get to watch Frau Wildcat do this
on a twice-a-week basis.
Neti pots, man. Fucking gross.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Wife does this once/day.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Probably
but she claims it helps her breathe better at night while sleeping. I don’t ask questions, I just tell her no when she suggests that I do it.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
I got her to stop for about a month
with my constant stories about the two people in Louisiana who got their BRAINS EATEN by some kind of amoeba after using a neti pot.
Didn’t stick, unfortunately.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
I only did it when I was actually having sinus problems.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I mean, I'll do it if I need to.
But I don’t watch others do it. No way.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
ive never done this
seen this done, heard of this.
what is happening?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
You pour a saline solution in one nostril, it goes over the septum, and comes out the other nostril.
It can help to clear out your sinuses if you are congested. Some people swear by them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It can also cause you to feel like you have a half gallon of water in your ears.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
i cant do that
or nose sprays
make me nearly throw up every time
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Exactly
Almost threw up a few weeks ago while using the neti pot. Some of that mess went down….n/m, not finishing that statement.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
ughh
never done a neti pot….after these comments will never do it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It's fucking gross
And I think it doesn’t work anyway
A burden should never be something out of your control.
what are your thoughts on ear candles?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It works for like 5 mins
Just long enough for you go “ahhh, finally, I can bre- wait…sniff….*sniff*sneeze*….son of a-”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
haha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
I don't do the neti pot anymore.
Some guy down here got one of them brain eating amoebas from it.
Done.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Don't use sink water and you will be fine.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
Two people, in fact
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
i saw i guy with skin eating amoebas once.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
WTF is up with these fucking amoebas and shit?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
THAT'S IT!
I’ve had it with these MOTHERFUCKING amoebas in my MOTHERFUCKING BRAIN!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
dat amoeba swag
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
/dealwithit.amoeba.gif
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You Floridians..
I swear you have third-world country tap water.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 10:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's awful.
My soon-to-be-in-laws buy large amounts of bottled water when they come down.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I could SMELL ot coming out of the tap at the hotel when I was down there
Blew my mind.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
we use this thing now
and I love the way the water tastes… and you can get a shower head filter for about the same price
Why would you want a shower head filter?
Do people drink shower water?
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
there are water-insoluable solids in tap water
that remain on your skin that can leave it dry or irritate your pores. I, of course, never noticed until you take those things out… i can notice a difference in my skin
What kind of differences?
Softer skin?
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
yes, generally softer skin
and also not as kind of tight and dry feeling in sensitive areas like around my nose and mouth
I could SMELL it coming out of the tap at the hotel when I was down there
Blew my mind.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
fuck your opinion man
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
Beck's Prime in Houston is better
Hell, Scotty P’s or Chips is better than Jakes
A burden should never be something out of your control.
But then people would have to go to the sweaty taint of Texas to go to Becks.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
They are worth it
A trip to Beck’s and then fajitas at El Tiempo. Best burger and fajitas I’ve had anywhere.
And I eat a lot of burgers and fajitas.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'd like to think burgers and fajitas make up about 75% of my diet.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
It really is worth a trip to H-town for those two, man.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I can vouch for Becks.
Those sweet potato fries were on point.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I love the idea of sweet potato fries
and I always try them whenever my wife gets them places, but I’m always disappointed. Can no one figure out a crispy but not shoestring-thin sweet potato fry?
THat's what Beck's is.
Crispy, about the thickness of the new Wendy’s fries (if you’ve had them). Large crushed black pepper and sea salt.
So good.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I hate sweet potatoes in all forms.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
Then dont' get them
The burger there is the tits
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I love sweet taters.
But the fresh golden-brown russet fried potato is a god-tiered food. It has to be a pretty kick ass sweet potato fry to sway me from even a mediocre french fry.
/PO-TA-TOES.gif
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Chips was not as good as it used to be last time I went there. I'd put it below my last visit to Jakes.
JG’s on Greenville south of LBJ is up there for me, even though I sometimes forget about it.
Chips is good, but has approached Twisted Root in overpriced-ness.
A burger combo is not worth 11 bucks. I’m sorry.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
humperdink shas an excellent burger
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
NO
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
Goddamnit we do this twice a week...
EVERY BURGER JOINT IS CONSIDERED TO BE OVERRATED BY SOMEBODY WHO TRIED IT AND WASN’T AS IMPRESSED AS THEY WERE LED TO BELIEVE THEY WOULD BE.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
I mean, in the end
you’re still eating a hamburger.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Yep.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Unless you're at Fat Ho Burger
then I’m pretty sure its actually a charcoal briquet cleverly disguised as a terrible burger.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
I still want one.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Don't tell me what to do.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
I'm telling you what you want to do.
It’s up to you to listen to yourself and me.
by blakethegr8 on Feb 13, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
You may be too late.
I think (could be wrong) that there was a scandal involving them having food funneled to them illegally from a family member with Caritas or some other food charity organization.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
he mad
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Nah...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Thus it met the definition of overrated.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
My wife convinced me to raise our bed on those 5" conical plastic things so we could have more storage
We had a tall bed anyway, and now the actual top of the bed is > 40" off the ground. It looks crazy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Now ya'll need oxygen masks when ya'll bone.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
Never going to be an issue for me.
My wife is 5’1"….the top of our bed is approximately 30 inches off the ground and she still has to stretch a bit when getting in/out of bed.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
My wife is 5'3".
This is going to be hilarious.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
"My wife's taller than you guys' wives! Phbbbbbt!"
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
I like short girls so,
you enjoy your tall wife.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
my wife is 4'10"
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
heh 5'4"
so its perfect
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
we're fucking migets (not really but almost)
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
That's not what I meant at all.
The bed is just hilariously high for her. One of our dogs jumped up onto it last night and then got down immediately. I could see the look of “well fuck THAT shit” on her face.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Nah I was braggin', straight up playground style
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Haha, that's hilarious.
I love when dogs get confused.
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Lol
Gonna have to some pics or, even better, a vid of her initial attempt(s).
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
*post
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
4'8 girlfriend
But a crack about her height is a fucking death sentence.
She mean, bro.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I would have been dead already.
She’s legally a little person!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I swear I see Chris Hansen lurking behind every bush
When we’re out together in public.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
So I'm about to hit my 5,000th comment on LSB...
and yet, I’ve been around here since August of 2006. That’s probably got to be one of the lowest comment to time spent ratio on here
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
im creeping up on the 30K mark here soon.
ive kinda slowed up a bit lately, but thats over about a year and a half.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
i had 8 missed calls from RF this weekend
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
maybe you should answer your phone for once!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
46,600ish for me
since 08
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
well
i should be way higher, have taken a couple of breaks from LSB
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
also
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Dang, bro
I’m at 7K in just two years.
Keepin’ it ninja, I see.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
heh
I was looking up some people that have been on here for a while and their numbers are crazy compared to mine
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
Damn, just looked it up
He’s got me beat by a good amount
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
Skilled, I am
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
try 1800...
I’ve been here since 2006 or so….
LSB is like public radio to me. i use it, but don’t contribute.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
i remember when we still could see who was here first by comparing ID #s
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Feb 13, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Geez, well done ivy!
I always did wonder when they stopped the ID’s. I think it must’ve been during the upgrade or somethign
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
Stupid OT posts have screwed me!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
1500 in 5 years
but i’ve had about 1000 over the last 6 months or so. I don’t think any of those posts have been relevant toward a baseball discussion
Hey. . . WHERE THE F*** ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS?!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
up minnie mouses blouse
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, you're on forums all day?
You must get all the references.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm more concerned with how much of his life he's wasted by not watching Arrested Development.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oh no
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/who-is-paul-mccartney
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
>bring out Lil B The Based God
>bring out Lil B
>Lil B
There’s your answer.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You guys didn't expect this sooner or later?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
DP
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Elvis and Ian just turned two?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
Oops.
Meant to hit cancel.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
this episode is getting some serious play today
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
double penetration?
you a freak
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
Thought it was 23
but, no…no freakin’ clue. They say that only one or two people within the company know the full recipe. I’m calling bullcrap on that.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
I was going to talk trade with you for the PEAR league.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
i want to talk trade in pear
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
I'm shopping the 1st overall pick AKA Pujols to give me more depth.
May have a deal though.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I think I have a tentative deal in place with Aqua
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
And accepted.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
No, that's the 1st pick of the 6th round.
Which is the Pujols pick.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Comes down to what you think of Choo.
I’m expecting a full rebound.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Make me an offer.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Why would I do that deal?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
check out my team
i am interested in moving some guys around, not sure about #1, but still…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
I emailed you back about something else.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
vfn
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I have Teix
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You have the worst pick in the draft.
If you had the third pick I’d have swapped 1st to 3rd with you.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'd rather have Darvish than Prince.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It's very close.
But I’m nervous about the Comerica effect.
Of course Darvish is WAY riskier.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Honestly, I could go either way
It’s about Darvish’s transition to the US and how bullish I am in that compared to Prince hitting in that piece of shit cavern Comerica.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
which league is this?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
LSB AL only keeper
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Can you explain this league to me?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's an AL only Keeper 5x5 roto
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What do you mean by 5x5?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
read this link
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
its 5 stats for hitters/5 for pitchers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah nevermind
So how does the minor league part work?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
there isnt one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Oh I thought y'all were drafting minor leaguers
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
no sir
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
No minor league.
It’s not a dynasty league.
SOS is the dynasty. PEAR is the AL only keeper.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ah I got them mixed up
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
hmmm
can you link me to the league? i got to it at home, but now cant get to it from work
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
x
http://games.espn.go.com/flb/clubhouse?leagueId=28849&teamId=4&season=2012&scoringPeriodId=1
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
thx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
FYI
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
Oh I know your team.
All in the spreadsheet with values assigned to players.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
haha
id love to see that spreadsheet
should have seen my team 2 years ago, i think i kept 4 pitchers / 1 hitter and tried to sweep pitching stats
…didnt work.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
also
i love that ESPN ranked francoeur as the #1 RF in our league last year
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
nm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
does anyone know what happened w/ dirk
for real
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
Moved to SC
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
he already lived there when he was on LSB
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
You know that's not me, right?
BM or whoever it is.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Your not BDav?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Shit.
DP’s RL initials are BH. I got his last name confused.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Benji, send me your email.
Or, jump on Google Chat if you have it.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 10:53 AM CST reply actions
sent
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
its funny because its true
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
Funny that it took as long as it did for him to have to utter an apology.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
My money is on the 6'3" Asian dude over the fat as fuck black guy
in the dick measuring contest
by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
Whitlock seems like the kind of guy that would start measuring at the spleen.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Just found some Maximillian pornography.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOaCemmsnNk
Wait for it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It looks like he's saying "Kiss me, kiss me"
“Smart-ass motherfucker!”
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Creating "on hold" music...
is this really someone’s job?
I’ve been on hold for 30 minutes and have heard some crazy sounds coming out of my phone.
I just wish they wouldn't cut in every 10 secs to say "we appreciate your patience, you call is important to us, bla bla bla"
because I think somebody is answering the phone every time the fucking music stops.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
you guys like quail?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 AM CST reply actions
Quail is really good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
only problem is the meat to bone ratio
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I will take the bait.
TWSS
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
s'aight...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
I've had it before.
I liked it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
witless brought some to the last tailgate
but some fatbutts around here hate them all before I could try one
nobody knows or cares who that is
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
I see everyone decided to whip out their testscorepenises in the late night OT.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
ACT/SAT
I feel like our generation will still be comparing HS test scores 30 years from now.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
36 on the science section
WUT WUT
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
I love that the ACT had a science section.
That’s badass.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Doesn't really require any knowledge about science
More of a reading section
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i got a 33 on the act and only a 1900 on the sat
needles to say i did not send colleges my SAT score
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
When did they fuck up SAT scores?
I can’t compare mine to you people
by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
a few years ago
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
what did benji get on his sat/act?
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
1500/33
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
im convinced the reason i couldn't get into better skills is my ineptness at writing essays
and my unwillingness to to extracurriculars
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
Also you call schools skills
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
another example of my writing problems
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Schoollz skillz can't be taught
to the likes of y’all
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
A lot of smart people on LSB
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Everyone's got a big dick
when it’s in their pants.
by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
not me
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
My scores are real =)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I actually believe people
but I don’t care either. I ballpark remember my scores.
by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
very alleged.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
My twin swapped me a little
He was 1510/32
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
two asian kids at my school switched seats during the test
assumed nobody would notice since they were both asian…
got expelled
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Hahahaha
Seriously?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dumb people
get chewed up and spit back out here on LSB. Or they stick to posting on facebook…
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
One of the ladies at work was bragging about their grand kids score
being really high … like 14-1500. I didn’t have the heart to tell her the grading scale had changed.
Yeah, I had a .... 1210 on my SAT
taken in 2001, a year after I’d graduated for school and after I was discharged. It wasn’t as nice as I’d liked, but I did absolutely no studying for it, and it got me into my top choice, although I never ended up going.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Almost identical situation for me.
Didn’t prepare at all. Didn’t really care, quite honestly, as I had no aspirations of going to college (had to work immediately to help the family).
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
I missed one question on that section.
Pissed me off.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
When did they start counting the writing portion of the SAT?
I have kids come in and say “Yeah I made a 1730” and I’m like “wut??”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
I took the 1600 version in 2002.
So it had to be after that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
My class (06) was the first to get the writing section.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
They were bragging about 7th grade Duke TIP scores.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
32 on the ACT
Never took the SAT because the practice test pissed me off.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
PSAT was the shit, man
They don’t bother to tell you it also qualifies you for the National Merit Scholarship. Got me a full ride to Baylor (wasn’t even Top 10 in my high school class).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
I did a lot better on the PSAT
like 100 points diff
by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
psat was fucking stupid
why could’nt they jut go ahead and add the extra 0 to the score
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
33 on ACT; 2120 on SAT
seems so long ago, though
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
2120?
I haven’t taken the SAT since 2001, but I thought the highest you could get was 1600?
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
they added a writing section
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
Most colleges don't even look at the writing section
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
as they dont have data from graduates until last year about what it means
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
Exactly
It’s not that we don’t acknowledge the scores, but currently there’s no policy/admissions standard in place to account for them.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
Ahh
I remember the application just told us to send in the regular scores, not writing.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Oh damn.
Well, I was stupid proud of my 1310.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
That's good.
You should be proud.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
My brother and I got the exact same score
Mine was waaaaaaay lopsided toward English, with average in math. His was split straight down the middle.
I don’t give a lot of credence to standardized testing, but that’s a pretty accurate depiction of our personalities right there.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
i got fucked in english
on the act i had 27 english 34 critical reading 34 math and 36 science out of 36
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
I had to do an essay though, I remember that.
I think it was scored out of 10, or something.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
There's always been a writing component
Nobody ever paid attention to it though because of the subjective nature of the grading.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
Seems reasonable.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
i feel like i should have gone to a better college
based on my SAT
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
Me too, but I also didn't know anything about college
and I didn’t know you had to apply for scholarships or when you were supposed to apply for admissions.
by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
ditto.
i just didnt care at all
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
My JV basketball coach was also the guidance counselor
good job coach. I should have at least gotten paid to go to Tarleton
by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
you couldve fucked up on your essay like i think i did
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
i didnt have the essay
but i made a 1540 out of the 1600
i just didnt want to go to college
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
you didnt have to write an essay for your application?
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
nO
i went to McMurry on a preivew day. i had my transcript and they gave me a full ride within 10 minutes.
i got in my car and went home.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah
The insta-full rides were funny
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah it was nice.
i went into the vp of admissions office, he told me that have an honors program that requires me to go meet with like 3 professors and they would let me know if they could offer me one.
i told him no thanks, he said we can wave it. they waved it, i enrolled the next fall.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
I had some admissions types tell me that I wouldn't pay a dime with my
Scores but I wanted to be somewhere I had to fight equal talent to get in
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You laugh but it is the real reason
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I two friends that outscored several people that went to the Ivy's by a fair amount
They were rejected
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
getting in to ivy's is more about extracurriculars and connections than scores
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
They definitely had more extracurricular activities
I think it had something to do with race
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Lolz. Race?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah they were minorities and not near as deserving as the two kids that got rejected
Maybe I’m completely off base
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
most uni's have to take a certain % of minorities
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Your admissions knowledge is limited
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You are
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well they should not have gotten in over the other two students
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You had both of their admissions packets essays etc
In front of you? This is such a silly thing to say
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
My highs school wasn't that big
We all were competing with each other, knew each other’s scores/rankings, and knew what extracurricular we were involved in.
I obviously did not have their packets in front of me but I still think the two who were denied should have been accepted over the other two
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I trust admissions departments
More than your ill informed subjective opinion.
No offense intended
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think they made a mistake but whatever
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You get my email?
Just checking, no hurry on response.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Just in bed feeling sick and it deserves a non mobile reply.
I’ll get you today
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sounds good.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
Not all about test scores
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I should have applied then
I am sure my extras made up for my 900 SAT score
by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
That's like saying faces grit will overcome his feet
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't actually remember my scores
I just remember scoring relatively well like top 3 in my class
by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
i didn't realize that until i had applied to all of my colleges
i didnt do dick that i didnt have to in high school
hell i didnt do homework and managed a 94 average taking a shitton of ap’s (my school didint use the other gpa thing)
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
No extracurrics is a death sentence
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
my extra curriculars were ski team and smoking pot
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah my college counselor told me that i was pretty much fucked and not going to get into the uni's i wanted to because i had literally no extra curiculars
it came down to mines vs RPI, i decided northern new york was a shit hole and took colorado
i got a straight up no from harvey mudd (where my class president got into) despite me having better test scores/grades
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
i just didn't give a shit.
and i do all right for myself
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Me and Chrom just wanted everybody to be friends.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Never took the ACT
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I took it twice that I remember.
Once in 6th grade for the TIP, once my junior year. Might have done a practice ACT somewhere.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You guys were asking for examples of shitty essays from my classmates...
Can I get in trouble for doing that? Because…these are fucking hilarious.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:01 AM CST reply actions
my suggestion would be to use pastebin
so that you can link to them and then delete at a later time
after removing identifying info of course
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
This was my thought.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Here goes:
Intro paragraph:
It has more than eight hundred million users, and over thirty five million people currently suffer from its addiction, if it were a country it would be the third largest in the world, its use reportedly causes one in every five divorces, and the average user has about one hundred and thirty friends, if you still haven’t figured it out it’s the social phenomenon known as Facebook, a word that more than likely everyone knows and if they don’t they must have been living under a rock for the last decade
That’s the whole paragraph, right there.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
technically not a "run on".
but i can tell that probably was a problem for them early on, and his/her teacher showed them the magic of the comma.
bad teacher. bad.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
why not a run on?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
run on sentences lack punctuation.
this person still uses the correct conjunctions, but needs to learn that there are other ways to break up thoughts on paper. semicolons and periods are your friends
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
semicolon:
the most under-utilized and mis-understood punctuation mark, in my opinion.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
a run on sentence can have punctuation,
and in this case, his use on puncuation is incorrect. it is still a run on sentence as that punctuation is incorrect.
that, however, is the least of this person’s problems.
semicolons are no one’s friends. they are the enemy and should only be used by people who know what the fuck they are doing
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Preach it on the semicolons.
Using separate sentences or subordinating one of the clauses is almost always a better choice.
>breaks out red pen
>crosses out entire paragraph
>puts red pen away
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
>calls student into office
>breaks out lighter
>burns paper
>says nothing
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
>embers land on rug
>office catches on fire
>student saves your life
>passes class
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Let me fix that for you
>embers land on rug
>office catches on fire
>student can’t read the “exit” sign
>you both die in a fire
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
i swear when i got to college, i thought my teacher
soaked one of my paper’s in red ink and gave it back to me. it was a 4000 british romanticism class.
he went on to become my mentor and advisor
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
So much fail.....can't....process....
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
I feel bad about this one, since he's National Guard.
But….
So what are you doing this weekend? Will you be doing something fun and exciting? I hope you are doing something that gets you out of the house and leaves you feeling fulfilled. I try to at least one weekend a month and two weeks out of the year. I do this for personal and professional gain. What is it I do you ask? I prepare for war while assisting our nation in the case of any natural disaster or terrorist attack. I along with approx 400,000 fellow Americans embark on this dangerous yet fulfilling task
This is supposed to be a researched, argumentative essay.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
christ
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
I might have to ask you to stop
This is starting to depress me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah...I can't do more.
That means I have to look outside my group and I don’t want to do that. My eyes, they burn.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Just because you're national guard doesn't mean you have the right to be an idiot.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
If he doesn't have a tattoo on his shoulder of a eagle superimposed over an American flag
I’ll eat my fucking hat.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:18 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
DON'T NEED NO FANCY TEACHIN LADY
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
You are bringing back painful memories of peer review.
God damn some of my classmates. And I didn’t have the balls to really tell them what they needed to hear, so I guess I’m an enabler.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
OH MY GOD FACEBOOK IS ACTUALLY ADDICTED TO US
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
To be fair, some people just aren't good at writing.
But good lord, that is awful.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
Every. Single. One.
Dude…we talked about basic grammar today. WE LEARNED WHEN IT’S APPROPRIATE TO USE CONJUNCTIONS!!!
F
A
N
B
O
Y
S
In case, you didn’t, know.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
my favorite is when people overuse prepositions.
prepositions are easily my favorite grammatical tool.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
just dont complete a sentence with one!!!!!
my favorite grammatical lesson was with split infinitives. easily my favorite thing to look for when reviewing an essay
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
very poetic.
i loved graphing out sentence structures. i could do that shit all day.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
definitely from a poetic background.
milton uses one in paradise lost. bastard.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
Poetry (written in meter) has a lot more reason to use a semicolon
Semicolons in prose are a little more rare and are more likely to be abused.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
So, these were the professor's comments on my paper after we submitted them.
I really appreciate how logically you have organized this paper. Ideas flow nicely, both from paragraph to paragraph and within the paragraphs themselves. Your paper is also free of grammar mistakes, which is greatly appreciated after marking so many simple mistakes in all the other papers.
Win!
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
Valedictorian!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
For your scholarly efforts, I'm awarding you our university's highest honor.
The Golden Smiley Face.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Like the Lord of the Flies.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
Lol
Which character in LotF? Or do you mean you felt like the decapitated pig on a stake?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
I'd like to think I'm Ralph...
But I could quickly become Jack. In a heartbeat.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
As long as you're not Piggy ;-)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
i found a copy of this book at my apartment yesterday
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
suck up
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
Of COURSE he's gonna say that after an under-the-desk blowjob.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:32 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
'tis a lady.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Well, I'm married. So there's that.
Hypothetically…no. Wouldn’t risk it.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
link to
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Hey yous guys...The delivery room has an Ipod dock and I need to put a spotify playlist together for babymamatill...
Need some suggestions…(jokes welcome, but please note the serious ones if it’s not obvious)
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Salt and Pepa - Push It
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Rammstein.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
we had twins in august.
18+hrs of natural labor. and all my wife’s only request was dark side of the moon… true story
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Fuckin' hippies
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
i was playing a bongo, and chanting.
so, i guess.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Feb 13, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
WINNER
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Baby, Please Don't Go
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Dillinger Escape Plan - 43% burnt
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
would be fucking awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Savage Circus-Devil's Spawn
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I was going to use this.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Love Child
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Winner
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Voodoo Child (Slight Return)
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Johnny Cash- I'm Leaving Now
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
This is easy...
My pussy good pussy sweet
Pussy good enough to eat
Pussy good pussy sweet
Pussy good enough to eat
Tight pussy right pussy
Fuck me all night pussy
Make u leave yo wife pussy
Cause dis what u like pussy
Slide down on ya pipe pussy
Ride ya like a bike pussy
It do whatever u ask it to, nice pussy
Top notch best pussy
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
Pop Goes the Wee Til
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
im disappointed in you all
Never Gonna Give You Up
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
whitney houston
i will always love you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
i think baylor's womens basketball coach said it best re: schools leaving big 12 & scheduling in the future
That was a more diplomatic version of the answer that Baylor women’s basketball coach Kim Mulkey gave last fall when asked if her team would continue to play Texas A&M: “If a man wants to divorce me and says our relationship has no value to him, and then he asks me if he can sleep with me, the answer is no,” she said.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
That's not a good analogy at all...
but it’s an understandable reaction due to the bad blood between A&M and UT/Baylor right now.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I understand not wanting to play FB.
But BB is a different animal. There are so many games, it’s dumb to not play someone out of spite.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
why?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
well
more specifically the big 12 and aTm/mizzou
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
More UT
and the rest of the conference is following their lead.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
lol
yes, kansas basketball is following their lead
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking on football terms
What is this sport you call baskettbal?
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
warning... baseball content
Tim Brown @TBrownYahoo
Source: Yoenis Cespedes has agreed to terms with the Oakland A’s.
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
... Olney..
Sources: Oakland has agreed to terms with Yoenis Cespedes, 4 years, $36 million.
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Lower than I thought.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
4/36
was thinking 6-60… took less money for less years to get out to make it possible for 2 big paydays instead of one after his initial deal?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I have to assume with a deal like this
that they lose arbitration/team control after the contract ends. If that’s not written in, this is a total WTF deal.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
yep... makes sense to take less then
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal
Source: Cespedes can be a free agent at end of his four-year, $36 million contract with #Athletics
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
fuuuuck
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
By my calculations
that only leaves them about 8 players short of contention.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
no major oh shit moment
Solar on the other hand..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Cubs.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Soler hasn't officially signed with the Cubs yet, right?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Good move for the A's.
Nice.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
thats cold...
Jorge Arangure @jorgearangure
The A’s found the one guy on the FA market who thought playing in the dump that is the Oakland Coliseum is actually an upgrade
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
onion rings, tots, or fries?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:26 AM CST reply actions
Rings
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
tots
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
If they are done at their full potential
fries
by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Rum on
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Run*
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Never had rum fries
I know rum ham is good
by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
A local pub makes tater tots fried in duck fat
So goddamn delicious
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:49 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
what a
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Dammit
I was expecting six hubcaps and Steve McQueen.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Best car chase?
Bullitt, Blues Brothers, The French Connection, or Ronin?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
I'm partial to the one in the Getaway.
Bullitt is excellent though.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
Guess I should leave an "other" category as well
Could make a case for some of those Bourne chases, too.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
The f-list celebrities are laughably bad.
The ‘comedians’ on those shows are some of the unfunniest people you’ll ever see on TV.
Video clip with drunk guy =
6 different re-enactments of drunk guy.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:47 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
cole slaw or potato salad?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:26 AM CST reply actions
Potato salad
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
w mayo or mustard?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
mustard
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
mustard based potato salad
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Indeed
Gross.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
German potato salad
(an hour later you’ll want to invade Polish sausage)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Potato salad.
Cole Slaw can suck my dick.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
No chicken vermicelli today....i haz a sad.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:28 AM CST reply actions
Aaron Ramsey in goal link to Whitney death
One fan wrote on a forum: “I’m worried things will get out of control when he scores more.”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
gotta fresh thread you guys
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/13/2795424/ot-ii
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/13/2795424/ot-ii
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/13/2795424/ot-ii
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:48 AM CST reply actions
WUT
Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS
Winter winners: #LAAngels, #Tigers, #A’s, winter losers: #writers. don’t doubt the #mysteryteam
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
I think he's just saying they snuck it past the media
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Spend money ---> Winner!
Couldn’t pick the Marlins or the formula would be too obvious.
A’s surprise me, though
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recommended FanPosts
Recent FanPosts
In Association With
Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports
- Get a grip: Reds’ Todd Frazier loses bat, still connects for home run (Video)
- Eric Hosmer redefines the Baltimore chop with infield double (Video)
- College player makes impossible over the fence catch to save tournament game (Video)
- Security!: Camden Yards guard collides with Royals’ Mike Moustakas
- The Juice: Nelson Cruz matches career high eight RBIs, Pujols stays hot in Seattle
