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Tater Tots, a registered trademark for a commercial form of hash browns made by Ore-Ida, are a side-dish made from deep-fried, grated potatoes.[1] Tater Tots are widely recognized by their crispness, cylindrical shape and small size.

Tater is slang for potato (origin: 1750–60; America; by Apheresis, tato, and substitution of -er for final -o, tater); Tots may have been derived from their diminutive size, or because they are often served to children.[2][3] In some regions, the term Tater is informally dropped, and the snack is simply called "Tots". They're known as "Potato Gems" in other countries such as Australia.

History

Tater Tots were first created in 1953 when Ore-Ida founders F. Nephi Grigg and Golden Grigg[4][5] were trying to figure out what to do with leftover slivers of cut-up potatoes. They came up with the novel idea of chopping up the potato slivers, adding flour and seasoning, then pushing the mash through holes and slicing off pieces of what came out on the other side. Tater Tots were born.[1] They first became available in stores in 1956. Originally, they were very inexpensive. According to advertising lectures at Iowa State University, people did not buy them at first because there was no perceived value.[citation needed] When the price was raised, people began buying them. Today, Americans consume approximately 70 million pounds per year.

Poll
Best complement side dish to a hamburger.
tater tots
1 votes
onion rings
7 votes
french fries
18 votes
baked potato
0 votes
chips
0 votes
potato wedges
3 votes
none of the above
0 votes
why am i voting in this stupid poll
7 votes

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what do you put on your baked potato?

im a fan of bacon, cheese, butter, chives, and sour cream

sometimes ill put chili and cheese on it.. but i usually stick with the above basic stuff

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:50 AM CST reply actions  

This

Load that thing up. Though I do make the same joke everytime I order steak and the waiter asks about baked potato toppings (“Loaded. Everything. In fact, if you have another smaller steak, throw that on top of the potato too”).

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

any and all of the above

and not to exclude bbq sauce, gravy, ranch, or just olive oil, salt, and cracked pepper

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Bacon, butter, sour cream

Liberal amounts of freshly ground pepper.

Sometimes cheese.

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by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

oh and i messaged BBIMBF last night...

she went Lisa W on LSB…

thought you guys might wanna know.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:50 AM CST reply actions  

Surely not for the same reason?

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I had a feeling that was the case...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

She got her feelings hurt i think... i didnt really get into details.. i just invited her back and

she said “no thanks”

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Considering how sensitive she was

It’s incredible she was here that long

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually agree.

And I mean that as no insult to Micah.

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by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

She'd take both of these comments

Personally

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That was only a matter of time.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah...

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

It's amazing how sensitive some can be.

We’ve seen that at DBD a few times.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Who typecasts all hot women

As golddigging vapid sluts

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Exactly

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Thanks

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Welp, it's officially a total sausagefest in here.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

hope you're all proud of yourselves

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't care

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

there are still a few females left.

Moe, jls, Melanie, Vicky I still think is around…

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

jls is keynes wife right?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Witt(less)

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

witless's

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

witt

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Moe's the closest to a regular

and she’s around maybe twice a week. Sausage fest man filled kolache.

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

*pulls hand from max's pants*

Fine

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah

the board is rampant with offensive misogyny; I’m not surprised chicks don’t hang around for long. That said, we do have functioning female members who choose not to get all offended all the time.

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I think one of the few times

We’ve seen legitimate misogyny here lsb chastised and called them dumb fucks.

I forget the discussion now…

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Was it bigfan16?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

The really hateful stuff is rare. But, there is intentional and daily objectification of women.

It is meant as a joke, and a lot of it is funny. Some is not, and I can see how the joke would get old anyway.

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

it does get old*, but ya take the good with the bad

*which doesn’t stop me from occasionally engaging when I think it’s funny.

Same with /Mike E.

by Closure GT on Feb 13, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree

and I don’t wish to play board cop, just devil’s advocate.

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to enjoy the /Mike E meme

and especially trolling the mike e haters. But now Mike E as we know him(thanks to Herbs and RF) no longer exists. Mike E, the guy with the anonymous name and quirky posting habits, became a thing of wonder and point of controversy on LSB. But now we know that Mike E is a guy who works in a movie theater in Waxahachie or where the fuck ever.

I’ll always see mike e the movie theater employee’s face when he posts an original /mike e, and I’m not sure we’re better for that.

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

this is what ruined it for me. the second i saw what he actually looked like a few months ago

all that wonder and amazement went out the window.

mike e is the worst poster on this site, hands down.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a locker room atmosphere.

We all give each other shit, and if they want to hang with the boys they will be treated the same. As long as it’s light hearted and not just some asshole intentionally being a nonstop cockhead.

by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I was mostly joking.

And if I was to make a serious comment like that, I’d include myself in the list of degenerates (HOW COULD I NOT).

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Loblaw left her handcuffed in the Oklahoma sticks.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably burning her bra outside a Walmart.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

With PhilKid.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

YES!

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by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Bob's house

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

StupidSexyFlanders?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

The joke

it was right in front of us the whole time.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

God I wish

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Leave it to BHill

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

doing the walk of shame somewhere, but holding her head high

Because at least she’s not a dumb, brainwashed slavewife.

by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 12:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Moe will leave us eventually.

Does HullFan still post?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

What makes you say that?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

given her youth, and females' longer life expectancy

she’ll outlast us all

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

SCIENCE!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

So at work, we have this poster in the break rooms where our managers hold up pictures of who they "stay safe" for.

Like their husbands or wives or girlfriends or kids or whatever.

The manager almost no one likes (I actually do like her, but this is still hilarious) has cats.

Someone in the Hall of Presidents cut out a Forever Alone face and pasted it on her.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Did she just quit lsb

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

How long will SBN and LSB conceivably be around I wonder?

Will some of us still make appearances on this board twenty years from now? How long could AJM realistically put up with all of us?

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

He passively manages

As long as we don’t start loblaw linking

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it's eventually going to turn into a video chat room

And this place be nothing but screaming, flipping off, laughing, and dick shots

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions   1 recs

I've recced you for being a prophet.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

Bless you, my child.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Out of nowhere

When we video chat I will become king because I’m so pretty

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the fuck?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

SG?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Selfa-Ggrandizing?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

No clue.

Good try

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Pink bandana shot says you're wrong

But awwwww

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

bandana shot? what're you, fuckin' MIKE RENO ?!?

(bonus points if you don’t need to look it up)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Shucks

I’d argue more pretty than handsome

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Rugged

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i can live with this

Max I think is the quintessential “cute”

by Closure GT on Feb 13, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree.

I consider myself handsome with a side of awesome

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

hahah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Only if you score more than Fernando Torres

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

How's ttwbg today?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Pretty awesome.

Not feeling the hangover anymore. I feel I’m bringing things to the table, I’m in good form and I’m just excited to help get this thing to the top! Also, I made myself bacon and eggs.

How’s the benj?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

In bed feeling sick

Thought I was having a heart attack last night

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Eat junk food?

Don’t die on us, who will be the pretty one?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes I did

No more of that

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Good man.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

What am I jam

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not the hero we want, but the hero we need.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Soooo....chatroulette?

I’m out.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

heh, really

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

chat roulette?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Beat ya to the punch by 17 minutes.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

diediedie

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Butbutbut...

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure there will be splinters, and splinters of splinters

It’s happened at every other big community I’ve ever seen.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Not coming down for opening weekend then?

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 13, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

sure she is... but i doubt hanging out with us degenerates

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

didnt yall bang one time in between innings?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

this is a mans world

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Chrom, your favourite! Soul Brother Numba One!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Saw that

Probably best that she steer clear of this place if it really upsets her. Thankfully, though, she hasn’t done what Lisa did and block me on Twitter. Still playing her in Hanging with Friends, too.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Although it's easier to get quality french fries

Quality onion rings are much better than quality french fries, and the rest of the options on the poll just don’t matter

"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking

by TRanger on Feb 13, 2012 11:51 AM CST reply actions  

What kind of fries we talking here?

Thin cut, curly, seasoned/non-seasoned, crinkle cut?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

thats one thing arbys got right!!!!!!!! curly fries...

also, jakes rib has the best curly fries in the world.. chicasha, oklahoma you guys

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Curly fries are the best

and seasoned is better than unseasoned, but as you said the best onion rings will always beat the best fries.

"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking

by TRanger on Feb 13, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Curly fries FTMFW!

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 13, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny thing is

I don’t ever remember trying Whataburger’s onion rings. Sure I have sometime in the past but they must not have stood out to me like the rest of their menu.

"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking

by TRanger on Feb 13, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Just hit "0," or if it is voice activated, start cussing at it until it connects you to a live person.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 13, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Or check gethuman.com for the provider you are dealing with.

They have a lot of specific tips to get to a human for many companies.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

this!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Pomme Tots @ the Honest Pint

Fried in duck fat with sides of smoked aioli, curried ketchup and Sriracha mayo.

by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 11:53 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Fancy

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

what is aioli?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

speakign of.. i saw baconaise at the store friday...

i didnt buy it

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I actually really like the Cespedes move for the A's.

It’s risky, but they need talent in that system however they can get it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 11:54 AM CST reply actions  

Yeah it's a great gamble for them

Hopefully it won’t work out though.

"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking

by TRanger on Feb 13, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

@benji

did you update ApeX?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:54 AM CST reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Looks like a rather cultured old chap

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

heh nice

gnex toolkit

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

i used wug when i first rooted mine on release day

it doesnt matter which one you use i dont think

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

go fro it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

No. New version? How do I?

Will I lose settings?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 11:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

version 1.0.2

dont remember what version you have — its nothing “major”

btw, what kind o fbattery life are you getting?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Shitty

It’s a gnex

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

eh

GSM gets better battery life than LTE

i get like 10-11 hours on typical use

now i just plug in @ work and leave it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't extended oem batt from Korea which helps

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i have extended battery

do you have GSM or LTE?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

thats what i thought

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

lte = awesome

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

i am a HUGE fan of fab's ApeX rom

other big name one is AOKP

there is also a fairly stock one by rchp (not sure of its name, is on XDA)

apex link

you can nightlies? of cm9 also

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

im a huge fan

used his stuff on droid x as well

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Gsm

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i know you have GSM

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

*SPOILER ALERT FOR THE WALKING DEAD*


Think Lori survives the wreck and it’s a way to kill off the baby?

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 13, 2012 11:56 AM CST reply actions  

She survives the wreck.

She’ll be rescued by the other group we just found out about and traded for something.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

That might be how Rick dies.

He sacrifices himself.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

No way Rick dies.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

He does in the comics.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

Somebody lied to you, sir.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No he doesn't.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

WHAT?

Oh you assholes. I’ve been operating under that assumption this entire time.

Who told us that? It was on here.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I think whoever said that had Rick confused with someone else.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

They never were.

I can give examples, but I don’t want to ruin the books for someone who intends to read them.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

The Seventh hardback comes out in June, I think.

Six so far.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

They are up to 15 TPBs, which collect (I think) 6 issues per TPB

Not sure how the numbering goes on the hardbacks. I’ve read through the end of #13. It is so much better than the show. More death, more tough decisions. Some incredibly heart-wrenching stuff.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't get attached to people.

That’s the rule.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

daryl better not die

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No Daryl in the books.

If Daryl is replacing who I think he is, I’ll be pissed.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

well his brother might be replacing someone

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think that was shot down.

I hope he isn’t.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

He never existed in the comic in the first place.

But… pretty much anyone not named Rick is fair game.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

If they are, its very skeletal.

But they won’t kill Rick. In fact, if they do I will personally shit a kitten and bring it to the next tailgate.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as you swear to not hang a large bell

from it, or name it Ameriquest you can call it whatever you want.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

This is Rick's story.

The whole point of everything is watching Rick change and adapt to the world.

Bottom line is… don’t ever make Rick choose between you and his family. Ever.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I like it. I like it.

He fucking owned those two guys last night. That was awesome.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been waiting for that for so long.

That’s how Rick got down in the comics. This other clown was not Rick.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

You get so worked up over a soap opera.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Listen, Ace.

Can we avoid the “Ace tells everyone they’re being too emotional” portion of the broadcast today?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That's scoop's thing.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm guessing.

Sorry if that was unclear.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

That's an interesting idea.

I’m still not too sure how they’ll handle the baby for TV anyway, so anything could happen on that front.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

i hope they both die.

lori needs to finally find the reprecussion of making terrible decisions, like trying to raise a gay kid in a zombie world, for one.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Carl is gay?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

no, but im pretty sure lori wants him to be.

scolding him for wanting to shoot zombies and what not.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

The A's are winter winners, you guys.
Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS

Winter winners: #LAAngels, #Tigers, #A’s, winter losers: #writers. don’t doubt the #mysteryteam

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST reply actions  

He's just talking about those teams pulling a fast one on the media

Nobody was reporting Pujols to LAA or Prince to Detroit or Cespedes to the A’s. That’s why he said the “writers” were the losers.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 13, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Hot sports opinions.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone want to write me a paper

on Elinor Ostrom and her “General Framework for Analyzing the Sustainability of Socio-Ecological Systems?” Anyone?

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 13, 2012 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

KG Top 101 chat

is live now

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

xx
Noah Syndergaard (Florida): Why did I make your Top 100 list?

Kevin Goldstein: Because you didn’t read the whole list. He’s No. 93

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm confused

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

people are stupid

someone asked why a player didnt make the top 100 (joke acct as the player)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

But he said did....

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah I'm not following here either

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

oOo

i misread it, as did KG heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

/Wharton

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

/OSU

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

/Richland Community College

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

He's grouchy lately.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 13, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

eh i like him enough

i wish he stuck to baseball more often

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't believe people are watching [insert anything remotely popular].

He said Parks isn’t a true diehard because he likes other sports.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 13, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Better than Keith Law.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 13, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Negative

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

nope.avi

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Lately?!

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

has anyone been to the new sportsbar thingy at at lonestar park?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

awesome

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 13, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I was talking to B Face

like it was you yesterday… i just now figured out why “you” were acting weird.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Me =(

My left arm is cold. I’m waiting on my heart attack

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Also

We are now an elite two man club of people who have ran women off from lsb

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Benji, you antagonized her alright, but

I think B. Spate gets “final straw” credit, the morning of TBM’s fateful last day here

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

That was funny

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 13, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

That was so awkward

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i need a refresher.. what happened?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Simply asked how

a virgin could accurately write a sex scene in a romance novel

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 13, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

what was the response?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Learn to spell

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

forgive us, only ACC ...

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

hey tarleton has a badass basketball team this year

they play MWSU tonight!

wish i was there for it..

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

if MWSU is in the finals i will go

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

My cousin was on that team I think

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

James R.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Think he was on the team that played in the national championship

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahh okay

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

that night, she turned on KoK

and also, in the space of about an hour, changed her avatar, removed her blog link from her sig, and changed something else

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone?

I’m on mobile

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ill start.. hey guys read my novel

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

(nobody wants to touch this)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Literally.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 13, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

My sig……….

My bad.

by b.pate on Feb 13, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

>I'll take Thor out after one more quest of Amalur

>TEN QUESTS LATER
>I’ll take Thor out of after one more quest.

Had to turn it off for a couple of hours.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

you need a 2nd job bro

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah.

If there was something part time that came up that worked I’d be fine with it, but probably not going to happen.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah probably.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

for me:

single, FTMFW

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll post on here during class, doing homework, studying, pretty much any time but at work.

I can’t do video games while I do all those things, so I have like zero time to play them anymore.

If it wasn’t for Thanksgiving or Christmas, I would never have touched Skyrim.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 13, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

same thing for me.

i havent touched skyrim since the end of the winter breaks

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm getting it after I get home from my trip.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

OT threads... 2 bottle min.

lets party

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

schhhhhhwing...
Jim Callis @jimcallisBA

How loaded is #Rangers system? Talked to scout who saw low Class A Hickory last yr & wrote up 14 guys. Also raved about their Spokane club.

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 13, 2012 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

Our pipeline

is rock hard.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

So is mine

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dude fully functioning

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

We have a long, thick pipeline.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 13, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

anyone else here a fan of DELOCATED?

Jon loves potato skins so much he installed a “skins bar” in his new loft. For his housewarming party he assembled a six-foot-long “party skin.”

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

Is this more Adult Swim comedy?

By that I mean: more often than not, does it make you feel confused and uncomfortable as opposed to making you laugh?

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

nah, the humor's certainly more straight-on than the weirder animated ones

which I don’t even get, or Tim & Eric . . . did you like the Jon Benjamin series? . . . anyway, this one really tickles me . . . and I wish Assy McGee would come out on dvd

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess that's my problem.

The absurdity a lot of those shows play on makes it more of a challenge than I’m willing to put up with.

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Regarding the Paul McCartney discussion

And people not knowing who he is: I was talking to my 11-year-old niece at Christmas, and she had on a pair of lace fingerless gloves. I asked her, “So, are you trying to be like Madonna?”

Her response? “Uncle Rob, who’s Madonna?”

Check me into the fucking old folks’ home now, please.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 13, 2012 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Grammy Awards: Bon Iver

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 12:46 PM CST reply actions  

thanks for reaffirming why im not on twitter.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

J. Cole: U mad bro?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

heh ... his acceptance speech rambled and sucked

also I see Alabama Shakes getting a nom in a year or two

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

They've been playing a lot with DBT

Do they sound similar?

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 13, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

somewhat . . . their appearance on Conan last week

knocked me off my couch
link

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Bonny Bear would probably be more interesting than Bon Iver.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

sneaky chap he is

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

I can't stop laughing at this.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

its great

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

UP IN HYEAH, UP IN HYEAH

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

ARRF, ARRF

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

jakes was awesome... dipped fries in buffalo sauce.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:51 PM CST reply actions  

Sittin' sidewayz, boys in a daze

Sittin’ sidewayz, boys in a daze
Sittin’ sidewayz, boys in a daze
On a Sunday night I might bang me some Maze

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

chevy tuned up like a nascar pit stop

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Eating croissants all day is a thankless job

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:53 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

i like croissants with ham and cheese and mayo

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Mayo

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

februany

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Mayo sucks

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i like grey poupon

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't have any

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

mix ranch and thousdand island...

= best dip/sauce ever

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I like canes sauce

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This

I always ask for extra and a straw.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I get extra toast and sop it up on the toast

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I do this as well.

I use the fries.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

*also* use the fries.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I like women under 107 lbs max

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:53 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

whoa... under 150 here.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

That's wonderful.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

No comma

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I know, I just felt like being a dick.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Have one

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

True

I’m in NYC wed

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Drinks

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sure thing, call me

My wife just got a job with Scholastic, so we have reason to celebrate, anyway

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay which days are best. I'm there 15-21

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Thursday night, I get out of class at 10pm, and we usually go out for drinks after

so we could find a way to meet up that night.

Sunday night would also work; I have Monday off for President’s Day.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

The Book Fair people?!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

She’s doing consulting where she trains teachers how to use their products. She can finally quit working for J Crew, now.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

and Where the Wild Things Are is the reason you’re libertarian, I’m assuming?

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I went to a tiny Christian school for elementary school.

We would get those Scholastic order forms, but the school would cross out anything that was considered inappropriate and we couldn’t order it. Typically things that were related to Halloween or ghosts, etc…

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not how it still is

My 11 year old is at a Christian school and has brought home shit with pics of dead people in it

by Texas Jihad on Feb 13, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You screwed up the order of the 0 and 7

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHHH YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

In a Queen mood today, huh?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely nothing wrong with that,

sweetie

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

GET A ROOM!

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe when I'm 40

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Girls close to 100 lbs in my experience

are either entirely too short or have an eating disorder.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I like em 5'0-5'3"

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

36, 24, 36?

Only if she’s 5’3".

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 13, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

huh.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Morning!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

Misogyny

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 12:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

make me some fried eggs, link sausage, and hash browns

also, a bloody mary.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

No

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh thought i was replying to moe

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The answer would still be "No."

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

It's 1 PM.

The fuck.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Just woke up.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Come to brunch Sunday.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

That I should be able to do.

What time and where?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

No idea. I was under the weather, so I couldn't make yesterday.

Need to make up for it this weekend.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

snookies

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone who has my number, feel free to tell me who you are!

Except for kok, Benji (dick), FP, & RF.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn you already had mine

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lol you texted me about what camera to get.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

done.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

i may come to brunch sunday.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

For realsies?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

thinking about it

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Do one when I can come

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

TWSS

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Everyone come to brunch Sunday.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

im serious

not sure about this week, may take off early on friday

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

do it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

ugh

i probably will

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Morning

I hear from a Mr. Dan Dority of Deadwood, SD, that morning is the ideal time of day to go fuck oneself. Sentiments not intended towards anyone here, however.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Good to know!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Make sure you sue Apple for burning your leg.

They are rolling in dough.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Not even a first degree burn.

I have no case.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

You let the lawyers decide that.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

True.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

how was Octopus Project and Wild Mocassins?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

So fun. With Mystery Skulls opening (and me drinking alcohol), I was dancing all night.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

$182 bond....$188 impound fees

And we’re not even talking attorney fees yet.

This pretty much tanks my chances to make the tailgate :(

by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 12:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

driving drunk... dont do that dolphin puncher

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

ive never got a DWI.. i just dont drive when ive been drinking anymore (or at least try not to)

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

hah! rec

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

winner winner

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 13, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I prefer 105 B over 120C same height

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Stupid app

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ha wtf benji

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I do though

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

its all good

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 13, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I like full D's

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Only if she is 5'2" 105

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

5'8 140

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Gross

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

gotta have something to hold onto

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

My girl still has d's in this scenario...

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You like little yellow cars I like lyp

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yellow fever bro

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I haven't. I love that show.

What exactly do they debunk about dolphins?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

They mostly just make fun of weird dolphin people.

The best part being a woman who runs a dolphin birthing service. As in she takes you out to the ocean, and dolphins deliver your baby. Talks very matter-of-factly about the process before mentioning off-hand she’s never had someone do it.

There’s also people who believe they were dolphins in a former life or something and use dolphin energy to make decisions.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

I want to have dolphins delivery my wife’s baby. I may call her right now to ask here…

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

when Hootie sang "the dolphins make me cry" ...

… was he talking about the football team or the ocean mammal?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Football team.

Had Dan Marino in the video, and he’s a rather large Dolphins fan.

Poor bastard.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

A "very angry pufferfish hate song" is mine

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I have to find that full episode now.

Because that was some TV gold.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

i got a public intox ticket last year... 500.00 plus 280.00 for towing and fees.

son of a bitch.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

not really.. it was a public intox ticket.. it was pretty much max fine

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

i didn't realize those tickets were soo expensive.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 13, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

inorite? good thing WE don't get arrested ...

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

heh precisely

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 13, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Max - Gibbs and Jeezy

Mobbin

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

Listening.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Not too bad.

The servers at work are humming a bit loud, so I’ll relisten when I get home. Liked what I heard.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Jeezy doesn't add much to it, but Gibbs is always rad.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Go watch this now...

It’s a campaign stop for Obama from the 2008 election. Turn the sound down if you want, but focus on the couple in the top left corner. I’m pretty sure he bites his girl’s hair, grabs her left breast and flashes some white-guy gang signs during the course of Obama’s remarks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCMDur9CDZ4&feature=player_embedded

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

april 12.

take the day off

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think I ever turned you down. I'm open to this.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

x
Neil Best @sportswatch
Saturday night’s Knicks-Tiimberwolves game averaged 4.17% of NY area homes, best for MSG since Melo’s first game last Feb. 23

by octoberty on Feb 13, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

No way...

He’s the best deep snapper this team has every seen. Franchise the hell outta him.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Umm

What is this I don’t even

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh yeah my bad...

FS

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Troll

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You guys are quick...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I sowwy bt

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

bto;dr

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

who has cheap food on mondays?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions  

Taco bell

Cicis
Del friscos

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i meant like monday night 25 cent wing night or something

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Dickey's has $2 pulled pork sandwiches today and tomorrow.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

my butthole doesnt like dickeys

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

lol I would hope not.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Then stop putting it in there...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Mother of God..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

But then you have to eat at Dickeys

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

It's decent...Nothing special.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

how cheap?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm worried.

First one was cinematic greatness.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

can it be worse tahn the matrix sequels?

I mean, I’d say “hey the first will still be good, regardless” but on the other hand the shitty sequels really color my perception of the Matrix now, even though when I rewatched it it was still quite good.

by Closure GT on Feb 13, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I've never seen the Matrix.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't either.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Me either

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

keanu reeves

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

This is why I can't even try to take that movie seriously...

He sucks.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

They could've put anyone in that role and I think it would work.

In fact, the more I think about it, a better actor may do a crappier job just because he would try to understand the role better. Reeves just said “You want me to do what? Uh, ok.” and it worked perfectly.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I think that's one you need to make time to see.

People will always say that about their personal favorites, but the Matrix is pretty awesome.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Not an age thing, just never saw the first one.

I was dragged to the 2nd and 3rd. Not confusing at all.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

They blew.

I don’t know if I would’ve seen the first one in theaters if I was a few years younger since I don’t know if my dad would’ve still taken me. And if I didn’t see them until the sequels were out, I don’t know if I would’ve liked it as much.

by Closure GT on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Club Dread had a funny scene

I think. I’d have to rewatch it to be sure. And… no.

by Closure GT on Feb 13, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Britany Daniel...

I don’t think time has been very good to her.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Love her soooo much.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Hottest role ever?

Her role in Joe Dirt? I have a hard time thinking of anybody else.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

you seriously watched Joe Dirt but won't watch the matrix?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I've done this too.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

You seriously didn't like Joe Dirt?

And yes I’d rather watch it over the Matrix. Just had no interest in it whatsoever.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Joe Dirt was horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There's no way you mean this.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I really do

I have tried to watch it 2 or 3 times. it sucks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I thought I knew you.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

guess not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I feel so alone.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Absolutely. Fantastic.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't see Salmon, so Club Dread.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

slammin salmon was weird

but kind of funny

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was pleasantly surprised by the funny level Beerfest.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is why it's nowhere near the floor...

2nd best of that franchise.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Best part of Beerfest:

easily

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm excited. High risk/reward

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It can work...

It was the best movie they made by far. Might as well take another swing at it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

They waited long enough too

To not sully the original.

Hangover 2 on the other hand…

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Awful movie

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:34 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yup

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I had very low expectations going into Hangover 2 so I wasn't as disappointed as most.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

can't imagine Brian Cox going back to the well

then again, all actors got bills to pay

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Hello Bourne Identity/Supremacy

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

(forehead palm ...) you're right

but how the hell did they rope HIM of all people into the first one?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

By the way, which of you sent me a friend request on facebook?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

I sent schoolly one

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

But it was an answer

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

To a question in my head

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Did you send schoolly one?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Did you get my e-mail re: Texas Stars night?

(just to be more confusing)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah yeah. I don't have a ton of interest there.

But I will be down for some minor league baseball, fa sho.

by octoberty on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

You know I ranted about responses like

This last night. You’re being annoying.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Love you tysephus

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

He was awesome in that

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What's my bit

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Team Douche.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Heart you moe

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Only when he drinks too much and stays up to play online Risk.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Oops

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

What actors play who in an lsb movie

Dane Cook is ianf

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I look nothing like him

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Trloling

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Benji-body's Workin' For the Weekend!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:11 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Who played Rocky Dennis?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

James Franco = Me

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 1:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You can't cast yourself.

I’m picking Jack Black for you.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

What in the hell? there is nothing similar between the two of us

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Which is why I picked him.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

or Jon Heder

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Fine.

You get Luis Guzman

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Fair enough...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

hah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

speaking of Jack Black

I’m going to pick John Cusack for myself.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as I can be Ocean's 11 Pitt.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn

That’s who I would want to be

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

make this a subthread at the bottom

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Just speaking the truth.

And it seems like you’ve embraced it lately.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh I know I wasn't insulted

I’ve always embraced my inner douche. Douches can be nice

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Too late, that's already you closure.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

ty trying to steal my typo bit,

benji trying to steal my woman-driving-away bit,
why won’t anyone take the fanfic one???

by Closure GT on Feb 13, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Because you're so damn good at it...

Aquaman rose from the sea, with a pair of dolphins by his side. Their graceful members rose soon after, to the delight of Closure.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm thinking it over, ok?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay namekin

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If the question was not asked, can it really be an answer?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

If the question is asked in the woods...

wait wait wait….if there is no question, can you hear it in the woods….no, that’s not it….ok, so, there’s this guy and he’s in the woods….ok, I wanna go back….

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

That was me

I thought we were already friends, though

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too. I recognized the name but I couldn't remember who it was.

I haven’t done a purging of friends lately either.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

KoK

does this apex rom not have market on it?

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

heh

it does

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

HAH!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

god dammit. post fail

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

These need to become a site regular.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't see it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

On mobile =(

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Aaaaaaaand that's a rec.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm proud of the collective for not giving one vote to chips.

Potato chips are utterly inferior to the french fry in every way when it comes to pairing with a hamburger.

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 1:43 PM CST reply actions  

nachos

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

R u drunk

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

not yet

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Diaf

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Google

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 1:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

how does one become a texas ranger fan

and not know what braums is.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

They are a small chain of fast food restaurants with corner stores attached.

A lot of dairy products, which are supplied by their own dairies and a small selection of other grocery items. I imagine you could make it through a week by just shopping at Braum’s, but you’d be short of produce.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Bad ass ice cream + burger shop

Amaaazing burgers. Very old-time feel.

Grocery store, too, not that I’ve ever used it.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Umm their milk is the best thing there

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

terrible

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh no

Poor, sweet, naive philkid3…

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh my.

You have been deprived.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Kinda like DQ on steroids.

prepares to be murdered

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

shutup

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Remember, I'm also the guy who thinks Blue Bell sucks.

Mostly because it does.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

You should not be allowed to live in Texas.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a terrible opinion.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

So wrong.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll eat BB just fine, but it's never my first choice.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

What is?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Depends.

I used to like Ben and Jerrys for their crazy flavor combos, but if I’m going basic vanilla or chocolate, probably Haagen Dazs.

BB’s best one I had was the cookie dough.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

For basic vanilla, BB's homemade vanilla is the best I have ever had.

My favorite BB flavor is mint chocolate chip.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 13, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh God, I've made a terrible mistake.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I really was trying to point out something about the texture being weird to me.

Almost dry.

I used to let the ice cream melt for like 10 minutes in the sun, and let it get to the melty state, which I love.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

wow max

i had no idea

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 13, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually, no.

I don’t know.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 13, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

You shut your wannabe libertarian WHORE mouth.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's not say things we can't take back.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

You're right.

You’re a real libertarian. AND you have a whore mouth.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Even better...

a whore in a library.

Wait, what were we talking about?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

All true.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

And you need to shut that whore mouth when casting aspersions on Braum's.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Getting sick from their non-ice creams multiple times will do that.

I like their shakes and LOVE the BFS mentioned above, but that’s about it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I really didn't eat much of it growing up.

I only like it in certain dishes.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

the area between mickey mouses balls and butt hole

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

did he perform @ The Grammys last night?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh oh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm....haven't tried this.

Only go to Braum’s for chocolate shakes/malts.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

The cherry limeades in my life:

Red Robin >> Home Made > Sonic >> Walgreens

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Walgreens?

You may be doing it wrong.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

seriously....THIS!

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 13, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

who cares as long as it has vodka in it... am i right?!

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

reply fail

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Or a great new topic.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Your status in the 'Reply Fail' club is ascending rapidly.

You shall soon be the king of the Reply Fail.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

That's mayor Adam, of the reply fail.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

not that good

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Greyhounds are about the only way I will consume grapefruit juice.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Grayhound is a solid drink

they always make me think of Rip Torn in Larry Sanders Show making salty dogs

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

vodka and strawberry soda

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

dem stubs

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes sir.

I eat them at least twice a week.

I need to stop doing that.

by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

But seriously,

Braum’s has a top-tier fast food burger. Quite possibly my favorite chain burger.

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

Seriously

of the cheap fast food burgers, it’s probably my #1

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

id rather have carls jr

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Burger Street is my fave.

They do an incredible spicy chicken sandwich too.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

YES.

<3 BS

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

.....

.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

braums has krinkle cut fries

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

another bonus

krinkle fries, good meaty patty, thick slices of tomato and pickle… very good burger and the combo remains under 6 bucks after tax

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

and you can shop in their friendly store

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate those kinds of fries

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have strong opinions

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Strong Russian opinions?

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Feb 13, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

nah

german

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Same thing.

Meat and potatoes………everything else sucks.

by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

CRINKLE CUT??

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Vegas Rangers tickets purchased.

I wonder how Cashman Park will be.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

moderate

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Who cares?

We need to be kicking Chrom in the dick for stating that Joe Dirt sucks.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

You're both idiots.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Joe Dirt sucks

all in all David Spade sucks

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 13, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Totally underrated Disney flick.

One of my favorites.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Same here.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 13, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

nah

Funny on weekend update, funny in tommy boy, funny in Joe Dirt, funny in Just Shoot Me

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I can agree with Tommy Boy and Just Shoot Me

I don’t think anyone can compare to Dennis Miller for weekend update though.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 13, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I liked Norm MacDonald.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Norm was great.

I thought Tina and Jimmy were good. There have been a lot of good Weekend people. But I do agree, Dennis Miller was up there.

by jam0152 on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

He was good with Chris Farley

…and I liked his character in the The Emperor’s New Groove.

by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Jeez, the pre-dump farts I just blew in the restroom

sounded like whale song. I almost started laughing hysterically.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

can't stop laughing

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 13, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

braums has great sherbet.. dont forget that

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

I went on my first date with my wife at a Braum's in Fort Worth.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

hey babe.. hows about some braums

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

And maybe a beej?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Did you guys steal my diary?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

You want a malt and some anal?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

nobody's are as good as Culver's.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 13, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I had my first limeade at Braum's

it was terrible.

That’s the only negative thing I can say about Braum’s, though.

by Jobu. on Feb 13, 2012 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

braums

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:21 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

lol

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I really enjoy Braum's electric shavers.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

Brahms

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 2:24 PM CST reply actions  

Guys, the pilot was really good, I'm sure the series is really good

but I can’t give enough of a damn to actually watch these episodes of Luck.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 2:24 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not sure if I'll watch this one or not.

I’m still deciding if I want to finish Boardwalk at this point.

Time pieces can get really boring for me.

by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

z

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

Hahahah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Nice

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:27 PM CST reply actions  

heh

+braun

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

x

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:28 PM CST reply actions  

Would anyone here actually sleep with any of those women?

I’m going to say, even for the “I was there” aspect, that no one here would do it.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

who's the one on the left in that pic?

cause based on the evidence presented there, yes

by Closure GT on Feb 13, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have a penis so yes.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I would put on 7 condoms and go to town with J-WOWW.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

might have to be 10

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 13, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

every one of them.. even snookie. dont care

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

is snooki getting a piggy back ride?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So. 850 comments in 3 hours.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 2:28 PM CST reply actions  

Like 50% are bad puns

that have greatly diminishing returns.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahah

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

AY WHARTON YU PLAY NOW

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

True

The part where Van Helsing tried to stake Dracula with a black forest sundae was particularly awkward.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 13, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

needs ketchup

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

what kind of porn we talking about here?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 13, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

x

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

x

Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Somebody put a B at the beginning...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

Bmaruchan . . . nope, not funny

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

He tries so hard

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 13, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Bchicken Flavor?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 13, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Bnet wt

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh

Noodle Bsoup.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

nice.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I keep giggling at my desk.

Co-worker already called me out saying I can’t be having that good of an attitude doing work.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm surrounded by morans

and I want to go home.

Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 2:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

x

Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

x

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Reach?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:34 PM CST reply actions  

Measuring Baroms.

I like it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

McBraum


(you can have this deleted if you want, jam)

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

that's Jam?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I approve of your shirt, sir.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I came here to get a sense of intelligence again....

You idiots aren’t helping much.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 2:35 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

haha yea

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 13, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I missed something.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Bongs?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Dude.

I was an awesome stoner. Why do you think I’m a high school dropout?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

The Donger needs food. Take me to Blaums ...

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought you were being an asshole and throwing bell in there for blue bell

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's the LiBraumty Bell.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a Braum's next to the Park Forest Library

When I was little, my mom would make me go to the library in the summer. After she dropped me off, I’d go to Braum’s and get ice cream. I never had a burger there until we started going there after Young Life and FCA meetings in high school. I couldn’t believe what I was missing out on.

by sarnold on Feb 13, 2012 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

That was my library/Braum's!

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Something that always bothered me about the library

The Walnut Hill Library (which has now been shut down and replaced by the Bachman Lake Library) was like a mile south of Walnut Hill. It made no sense

by sarnold on Feb 13, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 2:37 PM CST reply actions  

Braun

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 2:37 PM CST reply actions  

Amabraum.com?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

bestbuy.braum

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

prebuilt

or built your own

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure if want

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

it is family guy

you don’t

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There was one on this week's 30 Rock, too.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 13, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

is that what I'm thinking of? damn ...

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 2:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 2:43 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

There we go.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

he was an unfortunate looking man

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

long live BELA

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

RIP

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 13, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Uhm.
went to mcdonalds … to try and eat somewhat healthy

There’s your Braumblem.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Ty

I’ve got an offer on DMC I’m thinking of taking. Are you out on him?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:44 PM CST reply actions  

"OH COOL, AND INTERACTIVE CD-BRAUM"

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

paddock is a fun word

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

who would play LSBers in a movie?

taking this from a subthread further up

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 2:48 PM CST reply actions  

I'm sticking with

Braum Cusack

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 13, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

4 Non-Braums

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

not a single one of them

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You need more than one Prawn tho.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Get your hands repaired at the Braum Hand Center.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 2:51 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

she is hot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Try this

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

she looks nervous

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

YYYYYYYESSSS!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

wowzers !

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by shock00 on Feb 13, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

who do those belong to?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, her, never mind

Jumpin Jesus those are nice tits.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

DADDY'S BABY BRAUM!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

(holy shit.....baseball season can't get here fast enough.)

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 13, 2012 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

x

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:52 PM CST reply actions  

x

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:52 PM CST reply actions  

I glanced at this and thought

damn, benjis first choice of a ring was bad enough

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x


"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 13, 2012 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

After Opie?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Opie Cunningham

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 13, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Reagan nostalgia = OPIE-ate of the masses

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 13, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 13, 2012 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

I like that picture

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 2:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It is small

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wait, it is the middle of the afternoon

Why are you here?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

o i c

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

you miss texas

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

OT 3

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/13/2795938/2-13-ot-3
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/13/2795938/2-13-ot-3
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/13/2795938/2-13-ot-3

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 3:00 PM CST reply actions  

x

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 13, 2012 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

kittyroomba.gif

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Mizzou.

There’s a reasonably attractive, extremely friendly College Program girl in the Mansion from your school. Interested.

She sings along with the music on the bus, though. Out loud, and not with anyone. Are you ok with that?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

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