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by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 2:59 PM CST
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Spring Station, Kentucky is a village in the northern part of Woodford County, Kentucky located approximately three miles west of Midway. The area is believed to have been settled during the early part of the 19th century and it became a station stop on the Lexington and Ohio Railroad line when it was opened through the village in 1833.
According to the University of Kentucky, it "was named for several nearby springs and may also have been known as Big Spring Station." [1] A postal outlet operated at Spring Station from 1856 to 1973.
Spring Station was home to the Woodburn Stud, a thoroughbred and standardbred horse breeding operation built by Robert A. Alexander which became the birthplace of Kentucky's Thoroughbred industry.
In 1869, Daniel Swigert, who bred three Kentucky Derby winners, built a 300-acre (1.2 km2) thoroughbred horse breeding business at Spring Station he named Stockwood Farm.
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"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
Quit taking my name in vain, dad
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
don't say jeezy creezy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Quit calling me Jeezy Creezy, Dad
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
in the name of the father, the son, and the holy braum. amen.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Thank god.
All of those pics in the last thread were bogging down my work system.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
It was a joke that got really old
and then was posted another 400 times.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Just wait. it comes back around.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
If it was going to
it would have already.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Suddenly: Braums.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 3:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I can't believe it's Braum's!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Never a good idea to let people know you don't enjoy a new meme.
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't mind the joke, it just killed my system.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
braums.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
need more risk
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't have an opening
largely because of Schultzy.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I was kidding
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
WELL I WOULD BE UP FOR A GAME OF RISK IF I HAD AN OPENING.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Hey in our game
at all interested in a truce for a few turns along the kum/choco border?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Sure.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Want to specify turns now
or say a one or two turn notification before breaking?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yeah, just hit me up for when I'll need to get my shit together.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sho nuff
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh we are including guaymi/quito in this too right?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'd really love to do a team game sometime
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh come on
that is a stretch
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
that is why I didn't say it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I talked to my dad, he said he'll see what he can do at Lockheed.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 3:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You/your dad are awesome
Even if nothing happens I really appreciate it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
No problem, man. Anything for a friend.
Resources, this place haz it.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 3:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Deal with it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well clean this one up.
It’s up to you Arson.
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
light a fire under some asses
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 3:09 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
braumite?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I think so.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
jam is m
for moron
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have never had a panini
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Somewhere Ryin just started weeping.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Have there ever been any "rebelling teenager" storylines on TV shows
that haven’t been terrible?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
dicaprio on growing pains
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Californication
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
This is actually the one I am referring to.
Unless it gets better in the next few episodes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oh
I just know her rebellious side ends with her naked a lot, which is ok by me. Disclaimer: I’ve only seen about 5-6 eps.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh, S1, yeah, that one's OK
in S3, Hank’s daughter starts rebelling and it’s… so bad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oh yeah I can see that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
she's the worst part of the show
and she looks odd
by studcrackers on Feb 13, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
Well I'm hoping the episode I just finished really ends that story.
It seems like it, at least, to that degree.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Bromulans!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
your nerd is showing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it's ok.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I thought my invisibility cloak was covering it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I will accept this one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Score!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Facts of Life.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
you can take the good
and take the bad. you take it all and there you have
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that is a strange name for your panini
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i win
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 3:17 PM CST reply actions
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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 3:18 PM CST reply actions
what is that on her arm?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Her tit.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
no
on her wrist
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
IANF's digits
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's just a bruise
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Awesome. Pink is my favorite.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Pink and orange are awesome
red and yellow suuuuuuuck
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
this is incorrect
red is the best
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Cherry stuff is gross.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
this is incorrect again
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Just dropping truth bombs.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Just dropping truth Braum's.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
but it is not the truth
these are lie bombs
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So wrong.
Cherry is generally my favorite candy flavor.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
As a candy flavor, grape sucks.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Truf!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 13, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
This is also true
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Jolly ranchers can't talk
unless you mean actual ranchers who are happy, in which case I’m unsure why they are commenting on grape as a candy flavor and not about agriculture.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Grape is my 2nd favorite
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 3:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
And yet delicious in the form of a snow cone...
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 13, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed
Watermelon, on the other hand…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
This.
Green apple has to be the worst, though.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I feel the exact opposite
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
nice.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
What the fuck is with all the photos?
Good news, you guys – doctor called this morning and I don’t have AIDS.
That is good news.
But that doesn’t mean you should continue having random unprotected sex with anonymous male partners.
But do you have the HIV?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
A miserable joke
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I hope his doctor isn't that big of an asshole
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
my prayers have been answered
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
Congrats on passing your AIDS test.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
He barely passed.
Got a 75%.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
C's get degrees
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 3:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Trust me when I say this:
Even if you were able to, dealing with college girls at our age is like getting repeatedly punched in the patience. It sucks.
I don't fucking know, really.
I wasn’t in that godforsaken nerd school. I was in the BUSINESS school with all the well adjusted WINNERS.
Sheesh.
See, us engineering losers could be lazy and when we realized that we were gonna fail a course, we didn't even bother getting a D.
(Or maybe that was just me. It wasn’t the most forward-thinking thing I ever did.)
Heh definitely not just you
I know plenty of folks who have done that
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Retake that shit
I’m still kind of upset that the exam I studied the hardest for throughout college was for Calc 3 freshman year and I ended up with a C in a 5 credit-hour class.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Oh, that's dumb.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You fuckers do grade replacement too?
We thought that was just a snobby private school MIT-ish thing.
(Actually MIT was way worse than that, like no freshman/sophmore year grades at all that counted or something.)
Yeah, we do
We’re one of the hardest schools to get good grades at though! Please do not compare us to those cushy private schools.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The funny thing was I got an A in every math class after that
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Heh my E&M experience was the opposite
Because the last exam was on optics.
Seriously, I cannot say this enough, fuck optics.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I think our math department hated the engineering students
no one did well in math except the super geniuses and the math majors
I loved math
I also had really good teachers. In general our math department is not very highly regarded.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Partial Diff Eqs was my D for Degree class
that and intro to greek mythology. Fucking common curriculum.
but that's the meme, right?
also, what’s the origin of AJM’s jokes about your “favorite singer/performer”?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
and, I think, shedaisy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
four dollar girl
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Heh. That was one of my favorite classes in college, and my only A+.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
i did not at all grasp that material conceptually. I was fine with my D
You have A+s? that’s bullshit. we had /-‘s but couldn’t get an A
I like pluses, I don't like minuses
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Most classes don' t have A+
Actually there was an article the other day about the plus/minus system (we’re still kind of transitioning/deciding if we really want to use it) and they mentioned we don’t give A+s… so I’m not really sure what happened haha.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
what happened
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 3:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
How many Aggies does it take...
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 13, 2012 3:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I also failed/passed every other test.
I appear to be in perfect health, which is troubling since I went to the doctor for random night sweats. I need the night sweats solved!
Excellent.
Now I can blow out the candle and end my prayer vigil.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Did they do any of these on you:
stress test on a bike
ekg (yay random patches of shaved chest)
stool samples (fun!)
biopsies (yay drugs)
?
I am deathly allergic to that
I think they stopped giving that out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 4:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
my wife had it last year
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
maybe it is just certain hospitals
Arlington memorial had it posted that they would be banning it a couple of years ago
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 4:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
interesting
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
last year
i believe
its banned at certain hospitals, i think it is at ours
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
I was just concerned about the AIDS, really.
I didn’t want a whole swath of pasty Dallas chicks to have to get themselves tested.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
In truth, the doctor told me he'd e-mail if everything was normal and call if something was wrong.
So naturally when he called me this morning I was like, “oh fuck, I have cancer.” But yeah, he just spent a lot of time saying all the labs came back normal. So next week I’m having my testosterone tested. I also am supposed to get a chest xray for lymphoma.
Well we know because you are a spindly fucker that your testosterone must be low.
Else you would do as the real men do and troll people incessantly.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well that test is clearly wrong.
Since you are, in fact, a woman.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
y'know Aqua, I'M a spindly fuck ...
… have you considered that your words may be hurtful?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
You just called yourself a spindly fuck.
I don’t see the issue here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No, I believe you misheard
Your testosterone levels were quite high for a woman.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Did they have to draw blood?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Actually he said at first one of the reasons I may have a hard time gaining weight was...
…due to hyperthyroidism. I guess I don’t have that though. And I was looking forward to gaining like 25 pounds of muscle and being just an animal.
And he concluded with...
“And the HIV test…….came back………let’s see…..”
(Sound of page flipping.)
“Negative.”
So I hadn’t even been nervous about that part, but when he was taking so long to tell me all of the sudden I was thinking that I had AIDS.
AIDS-burger in paradise....
AIDS burger and it aint nicccccce
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 3:26 PM CST reply actions
Need quick and dirty fantasy baseball advice
In a dynasty league, I’m trading away Granderson and Francisco Liriano and Drew Hutchison for Nellie and Daniel Hudson. Take it or not?
I’m trying to rebuild after being mediocre, and my pitching staff after Kershaw and Haren is mostly terrible, outside of Hellickson who won’t be that good this year. Though Moore and Teheran are in the wings ready to deliver pears.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
My staff after Haren and Kershaw (for 12-teamer)
is Carpenter, Wandy, Cahill, Billingsley, Hellickson and Baker.
With my OF situation, in a league with three of them plus two utils, I have Pence, Alex Gordon, LoMo, Werth, Joyce, Jennings and Trout’s probably up soon.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
take it
if you believein cruz
salary keeper?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Dynasty, so basically everybody is kept and each team has minor leaguers.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
CF, LF, RF or 3x OF?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
assuming 3 OF
if LF/Cf/RF keep granderson
i do not think granderson is a 140 wRC+ guy, then again i dont know if cruz is a 140 wRC+ guy either
I think little to nothing of liriano (not going to rebound imho)
to me it comes down to the offensive guys, take which ever one you like more long(er) term
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Flamin hot cheetos are the best
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
yes indeedly
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Indeed sir.
Flamin’ hot puffs are equally as good.
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
don't they make flaming hot funyons?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that sounds awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
since I have been trying to quit smoking
I have gone through two big ass bags of sunflower seeds
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Good luck with that.
I’m down to 4 a day, heh.
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
I had two last night
I blame closure
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it damn sure was not my fault
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I didn't snort a line, closure
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
gross
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
You have practice with this already,
no?
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 13, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
thats fuckin nice
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
wow
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
tons of alley oops
from CP to Blake Griffin
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It's The Way of the Meme
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
You act like LSB never runs things into the ground.
Hell, I’m more than guilty of that sometimes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
sometimes?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Come at me, Shaggy.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
you are far
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
....but when you get there you can get a hard boiled egg, green olive, tofu pizza!!
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
165 students. Exam on Wednesday.
1 of 3 total grades for the class. Professor says he’ll be in his office for a few hours to openly discuss the exam, which is all essay.
I’m the only one that shows up.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 3:43 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I'm that asshole that sits front row in all the classes
…and I’m the one that asks all the questions.
I think they all hate me.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 3:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I know people like you
I am the person who sleeps in the back row
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm the person who has his computer out doing work for other classes
and occasionally tries to look like he’s interested in the lecture.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I don't try to fall asleep, I just often do
I prefer big lectures where I can be on my phone and/or doing the crossword. Helps me stay awake.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I never fall asleep in lecture anymore
no matter how tired I am. Freshman year, it seemed like I fell asleep in every class.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I fell asleep earlier today.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I running on 3 hours sleep
and didn’t even feel close to tired in my classes today.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I've always had problems falling asleep when somebody was talking at me
Church sermons, big lecture hall presentations, class…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
His own wedding, that pre-Safari meeting about how not to get raped by the silverbacks, etc. etc.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Wait when did I get married?
Or go to Africa?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Exactly.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Most lucid sleepwalker ever?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
sentencing hearings...
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
In my defense that judge was really boring
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
bla bla bla responsibility
bla bla bla..wait..what kind of “chair” is he talking about me having to sit in? Is it a recliner? Awesome….
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Electric? So it's one of those massage chairs?
I wonder if it’s the kind that heats up, too. I bet it is. I bet they got it at Brookstone.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I know my English class fucking despises me.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 3:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
A girl on my theatre class looks just like Mia Sara.
I mean….just like her.
Rawr…
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 3:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Tell her you have some internet friends that would like to meet her.
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Will do...hold on.
Should go well.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 3:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just realized that is Simone from Ferris Bueller.
I loved her.
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
she didn't age well
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're a gunner.
Of course you are; you’re an older student in a class you think beneath you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah...
I’m still surprised by how many people just blew it off.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 4:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Only time I ever went to office hours
was when I was challenging a grade and had to get them to regrade a test or whatever. I also never saw anyone else there
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 13, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
I like you
you make me think I am doing a good job when I am actually not
That's office hours for you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Heh.
Best part of being a grader instead of a TA? No office hours.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
So in Indiana Jones 3 -
Were all those people in his office to hit on him or were they all that confused about his lecture?
hitting on him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just thought he had been gone for a while and they all had questions about the stuff the (presumably) crappy sub had taught.
the girls were probably hitting on him, though
then you could have shown them your car
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I didn't have it back then.
Benji might’ve liked the one I had back then more, though. It was black and had four doors.
he is not a car guy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
totally not -- his motto is "It's gotta start reliably
and hold my groceries"
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
"Also it can't look too flashy
I prefer a sensible, low-key style"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Damn
I was going for the “it looks like an 18k car” bit
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
One of the homeworks I graded last semester had a note on it for the TA
I did not point it out to him.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
what is your address?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
expect a love note soon
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's shameful that piece of shit town didn't rename themselves Nolan Ryan
out of immense shame in the 90s.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It said "Hi Cliff!" with a smily face. Or maybe a heart. Can't remember.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
smiley face is better
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm just lazy
I would rather sit on my couch than in some room in our building
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
If all students were over 25
and/or paid for their own tuition this number would be much higher.
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
No kidding.
I know all I do is bitches about the students here but…..Damn…I can’t help it.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 3:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Lol
Fair enough.
Should be an interesting few years.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 3:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Robotic Presidents.
Robotic Presidents everywhere.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 4:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I understand.
People are dumb.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
someone is trying to explain lint to me...
sounds dumb
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 3:44 PM CST reply actions
it gets stuck in your belly button
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Beat me to it.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Do you mean Lent?
Or actual lint…the stuff that accumulates in your dryer?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
oops yes lent...
im not catholic so i dont understand
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
I don't do Lent.
I’m already going to Hell so I don’t need to participate.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
lsj probably has a complete set of this girls pictures
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 3:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You could land an airplane on there.
Definitely the way LSJ likes it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
what's the name of the blonde on the Rangers broadcast
with the big forehead . . . Leslie something?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
the blonde Giraffe
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Lesley McCaslin
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
challenge: accepted.
i see what you doing, jihad
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
i dont have a draft pick until the 5th round next year.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
i have a few of those too.
but ive only made 4 moves. bam.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
King of hogging.... you up.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
King of anti-hogging is now up
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The McMillionaire.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I hate people using "conflict of interest" as an excuse.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Stupid attorneys with their "ethics," "possible disbarment," and "quick path to professional ruin" bullshit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
They're the worst
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Two Worlds
World A:
Group 1 makes $50k. Group 2 makes $100k.
World B:
Group 1 makes $150k. Group 2 makes $300k.
Assume everything in the two worlds costs the same, and there are two groups of people.
Would you rather be in Group 2 of World A, or Group 1 of World B?
Common sense says 1B.
From what I’ve heard of psychology, people would actually prefer 2A
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'd do B2 personally
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I don't see why I wouldn't want to be in Group 1 of World B.
It is fallacious to compare the salaries of B-1 and B-2, that’s not the choice. B-1 vs. A-2 is the choice.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Relative wealth matters
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The two worlds are comprised ONLY of these two groups?
I can see the argument, but my comfort level isn’t dependent on how/what others around me do. I’d take the absolute increase.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Right, you think that
But in reality most people just aren’t really wired that way.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
you're not considering emotion
and most of us aren’t that well balanced.
Like being a king hundreds of years ago vs a lower-middle-class dude today.
I heard something about how comparatively speaking,
Roman nobility would’ve been worth billions today. Not to mention the emperor…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I have not heard anything about the comparative wealth of feudal lords though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
What helps keep 'everything in the two worlds costs the same'?
Wouldn’t demand from the higher $$ groups drive prices up for desired commodities?
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 13, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
You are ruining the thought experiment
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yes, but that's one of the assumptions involved.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is how Mia Sara responded...
“Who the fuck is that?!?!”
Then she said “Fuck off!” when asked for picture proof.
Score.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 4:00 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Sounds like a classy gal.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Kinda destroyed my dream girl fantasy.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 4:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Fuckin college kids
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Anyone watching Key & Peele?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
I have
I liked the first episode. last weeks kind of sucked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 4:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ever since the first ep
I’ve been calling the wife “Biiiiiiiiitch!”
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
that one was funny
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 4:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
HUGE potential, high hopes
they did some crazy stuff on MAD TV
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Speak english good
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
My sincere braumpologies
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm throwing my weight
behind Braum Paul.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Braum Paul's coming to brunch
his attempt to create a MAN-DATE
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I went to Terillis; pretty good stuff.
See below about meeting hot girl (but she lives in San Francisco though, bah).
Glad to hear they reopened after that fire.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yesterday at brunch, I met this girl.
She was sitting at the bar so I started talking to her (we were also sitting at the bar), and I would have guessed she was 28-30. Maybe 32-33. Anyways, she was hot and looked fantastic and it turns out she is 40. My mind is still sufficiently blown.
She is a new facebook friend if you are friends with me and can see who I recently became friends with – her name is Amy and she’s the blonde. Wow.
Seriously, my mind is blown.
>>new tab: Facebook.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Which one in her main profile picture?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
OH NO WAY.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's why I said "OH NO WAY."
Yes, yes you definitely should.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I've heard no one in the Bay Area actually says "San Fran" or "Frisco"
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
You can see that she's a little older in her face
I bet she was ridicuhot when she was younger, not that she’s not hot now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Word
Her facebook photos only go back to 2009, but yeah, she must have seriously been a 10 around 10-15 years ago. Wow.
Believe me when I say - it's not due to tricky or blurry photos, either.
In person she looks every bit as fantastic. I would NEVER have guessed she was anywhere close to 40.
approved
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
did anything else of yours get blown?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like my kinda gal
I’m 40, and everyone thinks I’m 32-33. I blame my mom for giving me her youthful good looks. :)
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I think I'm going to brunch with you every weekend.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Don't expect every week to be this serendipitous.
And depending on the venue, there may be zero girls there too.
But there WERE these two chicks that were about 40.
….and who were cute, but what was amusing us was just how much time they had spent on their hair prior to coming to brunch. It was amazing.
I just found a pic of her in front of the green screen.
Holy shit.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
This ALMOST makes me want to join Facebook.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
Evidently
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I think this might be my favorite gif...
I need to have a runoff between it and Raptorfail.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
bitch.. i fedex'd you a plane ticket to come see me and you havent aknowledged me today
it got delivered at 9 a.m…. you better aknowledge me!!!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:11 PM CST reply actions
she's gonna come see her other slampiece while here
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
it's a voucher, and maybe she's coming to Austin instead
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
she doesnt like middle eastern asians schooly.. sorry
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
She missed the delivery
because she was at Braums.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 13, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Happens to the best of us.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
nooooooooo
wrong one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe she's hooking up with her ex.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Also you guys probably already discussed, and no spoilers:
But I think I’m done with The Walking Dead. My fucking god christ was that shit terrible and even more boring than ever last night. If it gets good again, let me know. Otherwise, I’m out.
im really hoping this was a transition episode.
but i agree. it was just more of the same shit that made me hate the first half.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
i watched the pilot
meh. But I’ve been convinced to give it another try. I was wrong about Mad Men, I could be wrong about this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
1st season was promising then season 2 just got bogged down
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The entirety of the second season has taken place over like 150 hours.
Fuck that farm. Fuck Herschel. Fucking make something interesting happen!
totally agree
just don’t kill the hot chick
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
fucking kill Lori
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
please please please please please please please
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
i could live w/ Carl as long as Lori is dead
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
They got rid of the showrunner who had slowed down The Walking Dead..
The guy who worked on The Green Mile that ran too long, ShitCanned.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 13, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
mad men took a while to get going, but it was worth it. and mad men knew what it was doing in those first few episodes.
i feel like TWD struck oil but doesnt know how to bottle it. its a show without a real point right now. no real direction
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
it really did take a while
my wife loves it, so this summer when there was nothing good to watch, she convinced me to give it a whole season. after it got going, I loved it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i'm not looking forward to watching it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
not in frame:
the orangutan pooping in Sarah Palin’s mouth
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
oh i can bring it back
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
DO IT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
It's too bad they're recasting Bill Murray
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 13, 2012 4:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'd post a link if I wasn't on mobile
But it doesn’t look like Bill Murray will return as Venkman
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 13, 2012 4:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
they shouldn't do the movie then
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 4:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i'll end up giving it the entire season
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
lol...you hate this show soo much
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
but its true
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 13, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
i'm not going to defend it....so much promise shitted away
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Last night's episode was really fucking boring until the very end.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
since it's tool mainstream cool now
he has to move on. “You guys have probably never heard of this new show…it’s from Scandinavia and it’s about a dude who spends his life chasing a balloon that got away from a children’s party. It’s so depressing. Best show EVAR.”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
This is accurate.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yeah, that is the only thing that makes me want to watch next week's episode.
If it is just a tease and next week is boring, I’m probably going to bail, too.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I was having the same thought last night.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
anyone watching The River?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
you have issues
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
haha what the fuck is up w/ you and monkeys?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:21 PM CST reply actions
Haha ok that's pretty funny
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
only if you use your tears as lube
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
the answer is yes.. i love the fray
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
This answers it... the answer is clearly no.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
"Hey IANF, did you get all those reports done I needed?"
“No, boss.”
“Well?!?!? What the hell have you been doing all day?”
“GISing ‘monkeys doing weird ass shit.’”
“….”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
boss called in sick today so ive been nursing a hangover in peace today
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
i have two bottles of ice cold asti spumante waiting for me at home
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
BenjiBreakfast (tm)
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
how so?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
you like brut?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
he's more of an Old Spice guy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
anyone know where I can find some kick ass broccoli cheese soup?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions
nowhere
there is no such thing as “kickass broccoli cheese soup.”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
looks like someone tried to take a picture of "kickass broccoli cheese soup" and the image doesn't exist
like a vampire looking into a mirror
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
no
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
the evening shift supervisor just called me
didn’t answer. I wonder what he wants
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"We need to talk about your toughbook. We found what can only be described as ... thousands of pictures of dinosaur genitalia."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
it is probably good that our laptops don't have internet
but we’re getting iPads for the cars in a month or so with unlimited internet access. If the SBN iPad app is any better than the iPhone one, I might never do any work again.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"14 people died last night in your patrol area alone, Loblaw. What the fuck"
“Listen, Cap, you’ve got it all wrong. People kept posting cinemagraphs of cats doing hilarious things!”
“Oh! We’re good. Here’s your gun back.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
haha
there’s just trucks and trucks driving up and down I-35 in front of me with meth and dollar bills flying out over the place and I’m like “I CAN’T BELIEVE I LET BENJI CONQUER DAKAR! HOW CAN I HOLD ON TO AFRICA NOW?!?!?!?!?”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Who would want to conquer Dakar?
Everybody knows the real power comes with Abuja.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Mother-fucking OK PD gets iPads while we just went to Panasonics two years ago
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
hahaha
they’re WAY cheaper than the toughbooks. For the price of 15 Toughbooks, they said they could get like 40 iPads. So everyone is getting their own assigned iPad…no more checking shitty ass laptops in and out.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
How weird would it be if you found out you've given an LSBer ticket or arrested one before?
Probably not because they were breaking the law.
But that would be strange coincidence.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
so much shit for work
if i have a panic attack/heart attack and die, you all willl know why.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I've been doing a lot of work from home in the last hour. Somehow some of my in-development code made it to our production servers.
Oops? Maybe not my fault, maybe the other guy? Doesn’t matter, have to fix it.
lucky you.
remote!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
ugh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
Philkid
Yes I am interested in the girl you were talking about in the last OT thread.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Even with the singing?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 5:15 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
2.5 threads at 4:30
Holy shit, you guys are chatty today.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
we all have to thank LSJ
he was the one who came up with the idea for the OT Thread
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Sometimes I wish the OT threads and the regular threads were one in the same.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yay for me being an OCD dork who looks at all my CD packaging!
much as i thought it was unecessary at first
by Closure GT on Feb 13, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I typed "y" in the subject to start saying "yes" and somehow ended up with it autocompleting to that
because I had made a post sometime in the past on this browser with that subject line.
hahaha
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
No, it's much better this way.
But sometimes I get a kick out of people getting their panties in a wad over OT talk in a baseball thread.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
quit shitting up the thread!
with baseballtalk
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
not me
I don’t really care for baseball.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
X
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 4:34 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THE DOG'S NAME IS TOTO!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
My work is random about blocked pictures.
Tumblr is blocked, but I can still get the links for some to work.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Looks like she's about to show a flying monkey her O face.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I literally laughed out loud.
And yes, as I read that I was singing the song in my head.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I'm sad that Judy Garland died young
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Where's the bourgeois Napoleon?
He was here but now it’s his turn and he is nowhere to be found.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
No he is the underly pedantic one
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Get fucked.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Ryin?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
si
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
needed a little anonymity
although…if someone were so inclined they will probably still be able to figure it out.
But it helps me sleep at night, dig?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
he's already appointed a Latina to his cabinet
Moe, LSB Poster of Smug Jam Pics
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
My policies will be fiscally conservative but fair to all demographics.
And I pledge to bring in members from both pro and anti-bean coalitions.
I will have nothing to do with the anti-beaners.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
they're already en fuego over the Moe appointment ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
not racist
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
THIS IS RYIN A.
THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS “RYIN A” IS NOW “CECILIO’S GUANTE.”
WHO IS “RYIN A,” YOU ASK? THIS IS HE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Good to know.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Oh I'm glad I'm here today.
i would have never known who this was otherwise.
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
whjat was your old sn?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
ummmm.....hey
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'm lost
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 13, 2012 4:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Apparently Ryin's jumped the shark and changed his S/N like every one else.
speaking of, Bspate, I sent you a friend request. Accept it or it’ll be awkward at the tailgate.
glove
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
perdoname, amigo
lo siento
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
last name of the greatest Rangers middle reliever ever.
and it also translates to glove.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Isn't Cecilio the name of a Genesis song?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Nah. That's "Sussudio."
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Ty, have you sold Matt Moore off to Liam yet?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Can you please refrain from blowing up my spot
by LiamP on Feb 13, 2012 4:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Shopping Weaver
Want more picks.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
How do you feel about Jered Weaver?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
How do you feel about having him on your Fantasy team?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He's going to ask for Moore.
You’re going to say no.
There, I just saved you guys like 3 emails.
Remember Ty...
There is no fate but what we make. T2 taught us this.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That a third movie isn't necessary.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I suppose.
There hasn’t been any no votes yet on any of these.
What the hell is this shit? Check out the blurb on Lester
Lester was the first involved party to come clean about the aforementioned fried chicken and beer controversy and was very contrite, and implied he would make good in 2012. Normally, this can be brushed off as player-speak, but when the player is a cancer survivor, the words have more credibility.
You should trade him to me.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Did you write this?
A message from Hot Carl: After reviewing the particulars, this trade has been ruled sufficiently balanced and has been upheld by League Manager Hot Carl.
I am interested in trading Weaver + Lower Pick
For Moore + Higher Pick
Prove Liam wrong.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
THE SALES TECHNIQUE IS TO GET THEM SAYING YES
AND TO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW DRAFTS WORK.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yes...
The league will be super fun if Liam gets Verlander/Felix/Moore
I’m sure it’ll still be very competitive.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
x
Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS
Source: Relyt Deer’s prefer to move Michael Pineda and/or Desmond Jennings in deal.
I'm interested in Pineda
But again… picks.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm not interested in trading my pick until I see draft pool.
Will keepers be visible before the draft?
4 hours.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
1 hour.
There’s no option for 4 hours.
It’s been like this since I re-created the league last year. Makes shit much more interesting.
Ah. I was just going by a previous comment.
I don’t expect there to be too many surprises in the keepers.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Just thinking right now
I would’ve had Miggs/Casa/Granderson as keepers in the last league. Hate you.
I'm pretty happy with what I've been able to do with dirk's team.
Though the Felix deal was a fortunate gift… as was Pujols coming to the AL.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yes... I'd much rather be keeping Vernon Wells and Mike Young
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
No... I would have targeted Asdrubal and Choo.
Well… I did target Choo.
I’m quite high on both of them.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
x
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/13/2796479/nba-thread-2-13-2012
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
game time
So in this post I’m going to pick the first autocomplete suggestion Firefox has (from my posting history on this laptop) for the subject line for each letter of the alphabet.
A: And why build a surface exhaust port that will allow a torpedo to go all the way to the reactor core?
B: braums
C: close…
D: da fuck?
E: eine Wurst, drei Größe
F: for the lazy
G: GIF TIME
H: HELP ME
I: I told you it was hard!
J: Jefferson got blasted for it.
K: kbohls kbohls Pac-12 commish Larry Scott could have gotten the votes, decided it wasn’t worth the hassle on Texas and its network, pulled the plug.
L: Let’s go back to the 2009 trade deadline and tell our past selves how awesome it will be to watch Dutch dominate a World Series game.
M: My top two tiers has 4:
N: Numbahs!
O: oh wow
P: photoshop Ron Paul somewhere in here
Q: —nothing—
R: RALLY FUCKS
S: Some uglyness for Jobu. Also gotta show off the new camera!
T: This dude
U: um
V: —nothing—
W: Whiny fucker stole my bone structure.
X: —nothing—
Y: Yeah, overpaying is kinda orthagonal to the A-Rod situation,
Z: —nothing—
by Closure GT on Feb 13, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I remember several of these.
The first one made me laugh.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
oh right, all you people are getting off work around now and aren't going to be able to entertain me as much for a couple hours
guess I should run get some groceries
which neal stephenson book should I read next?
i’ve read snowcrash, Diamond Age and Cryptonomicon
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Game of Thrones
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
ALREADY DONE
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i was thinking Zodiac but debating on Anathem
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The thing about Anathem is that it takes 300 or so pages for the plot to really start moving.
I liked the stuff in the long intro, but I could see why others don’t. But once it starts moving it moved like crazy for the most part. And it was a lot more “clever” than Reamde.
Zodiac is a really light but fun read, mostly a straight thriller but also short enough that I might do it first just cause of that.
prolly Cryptonomicon
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
gotcha anathem it is
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i liked the newest one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 13, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
i'll pick this one up later on this year
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
books are for prisoners
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Zodiac.
It would have to be my third favorite after Cryptonomicon and Snow Crash.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Start on the Baroque Cycle.
Long slog….
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
That it's a long slog, or that it should be read?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
the latter
I found Quicksilver interesting enough most of the way through, but by the start of book 3 was just ready to die.
It is a beating.
But I loved it. That being said I would have recommended any of Snow Crash, Diamond Age and Cryptonomicon if he hadn’t read them already. Those are much better books.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
Nobody is allowed to leave LSB unless they have a mobile app.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
x
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Mermaid Man >>>>>> Aquaman, tormentor of the small-framed
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I don't know, they look pretty similar to me
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm excited
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by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 4:56 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I'm so
….scared
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
And you just can't hide it?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I like monsters inc.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:02 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Never seen it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
it is on right now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you have missed out
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's on the meh side of Pixar for me.
But I liked it better than Wall-E.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
They sell a machine like this at Urban Outfitters.
Yes. There.
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by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 7:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hey Schultzy...
Taylor Swift is premiering a new video tonight at 6:45 on MTV…SET YOUR TIVO
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
do what now?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
I don't have TIVO
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well then you better watch live.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Maybe
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I heard she'll have some "guest stars".
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Like who?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Lexington Steele
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know who that is
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Google him.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
No
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
well why not?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't trust y'all
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Don't worry...
Chrom actually has him saved to the background of his computer.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I have a live wallpaper of him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There is nobody you can trust more than
a journalist, a car dealer and a bunch of lawyers.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I finally see what you think of me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Only when it comes to googling things
I have been extremely suspicious since my friends got me with blue waffle
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
he is a person
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh. I am getting my buddy to Google blue waffle now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I love waffles.
I debating whether or not to eat some for dinner.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Where has that kid been?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
The intertubes freeze over during the Canadian winter
Wait til spring
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
now he is looking up lemon part
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
y
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Because it's never a lemon party without old Dick.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
he won't look up goatse now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's just an old Bluegrass player...
Well respected in that community…Featured heavily on Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
There are over 8 million hits for Taylor Swift gangbang.
I’m just gonna leave this here. I have not clicked on it, and take no responsibility for it’s content. I believe, based on the brief stuff from google, it is written erotica on the subject.
http://test.c-s-s-a.com/?tag=taylor-swift
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Well-endowed black men?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They don't have Tivo in Oklahoma
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
.......
……..
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
650 comments in
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
wedding singer
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 13, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
Hey GFF
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Is that academic smack from a student at Oklahoma State University?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I am trolling him because he gets upset when I mention Tech/Lubbock in any way
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That from these honored dead, we take increased devotion. . .
. . . to that noble task for which they gave the last full measure of devotion.
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by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 5:17 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Hey PK, have you been to smart football today
/have you seen this?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Thanks for some reading.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 6:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I thought it was a pretty interesting article, and I agreed with several of the points.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yes
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 7:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I believe Brian Burke only uses SR for running games in his forecasts and rankings.
I know I only look at it for RBs. I’ll have more thoughts on this subject from a real computer.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 6:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Ate half a Jason's Deli cheese ball on Saturday
FINALLY SWEET RELEASE
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 13, 2012 5:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Everyone is super excited about Zambia's win the African Cup right?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yobogoya, yobogoya
the taste will destroy ya
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:34 PM CST via Android app reply actions
now I am sad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Kate Upton on the cover of the 2012 SI Swimsuit Edition.
Like that wasn’t obviously going to happen.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Too mainstream now
2/10 Would Not Bang
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 13, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
gagree, clean house, create all-new GDT rally gals lineup
clean house kitchen
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I nominate Beckinsale
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
All these girls hit the big time
and it goes right to their hips.
No thank you!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
This will be an unpopular opinion...
But I don’t really like her up-tops. A little pancaked for me.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
I trust that sizing will not be an issue for most...
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
It does but it doesn't.
I think it might be the face.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I meant that you don't normally see her from down low like that
And it makes her face look scrunched.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's also a terrible scan of the cover, rather than just a straight pic from the source.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
A little better here.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
Face still looks weird.
Almost cat-like.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
2/10 would not bang.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
OH WHO AM I KIDDING.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
She's ruined forever.
This is like the opposite of the typical “THE ANGLE!!!” statements.
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Not better than the Tyra Banks cover.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
There is some weird photoshopping going on there for sure.
still fap
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't like this.
What is wrong?
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LSB Confessions: Can't *fap* to any of these, regardless of the resolution ...
I just kept demanding more and more exposure, and there was no turning back. This skeleton (pictured) could’ve gotten me off three years ago, but now I’m at the cellular level …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has a trailer now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34×6m-ahGIo
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I saw this post while listening to the Gettysburg Address.
True fact. Meta.
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by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 7:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
tomorrow, new release day at the *record store*
Heartless Bastards, Shearwater . . . I’d buy ’em at GOOD if I lived up there
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Sore throat is the worst.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
Hiccups...
Are the worst of minor annoyances.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Whooping cough sucks.
And so does that disease that makes me vomit blood.
So does that burning while you pee thing.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
People spend on average $126 on their sweetheart for V-Day.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I am below average, but I haven't bought the card yet.
Will there be anything left?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
Asked my girl out late enough that she's already doing valentine's day with her roommate
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's not a win, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Sure it is
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Heh
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Bask in it's glow, people...
It’s the Haley’s comet of cock blocking.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
damn
I was staring at the 2nd “it’s” for the longest time.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Haha
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
When did I not?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't recall
And I certainly didn’t mean it if I did
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You are too sensitive if you took it seriously
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
CLOSURE IS A NICE GUY.
YOU DON’T BE MEAN TO HIM OR I’LL COME TO STILLWATER AND LEAVE BECAUSE WHO THE HELL WANTS TO STAY IN STILLWATER?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I don't blame you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
haha
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
YOU KNOW I RATHER FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT WEST LAFAYETTE AS WELL
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
West Lafayette and Stillwater.
Not West Lafayette and you.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
I am not sure who wants to stay in West Lafayette
If you’re not coming for something Purdue-related, it’s not really very interesting.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
It's better than Muncie, right?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I have never been to Muncie.
It’s really not all that bad, I’m just pretty tired of being in the middle of Indiana.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
My best friend lives there and says it sucks.
My response is always the same: Indiana.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yuuup.
Get me out of the Midwest please. Do not want.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Columbia isn't THAT bad.
But I’d much rather be in a big city.
I want to move back South or to the West Coast (Can I get some Portland or Hawaii based jobs, please?)
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I've heard Hawaii isn't a great place to live, which really disappointed me.
SoCal is nice. For the record.
I've got fam there, though.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Southern California.
It’s where I want to live (at least a while), and it’s where they do what I want to do.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Hella?
Anything else I should know before I potentially move there?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
hella is definitely norcal.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
the 5, the 8, the 805, the 405, bleh.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
You don't.
And we don’t have the 101
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
we have 5,8, 163,15, 125, 808, 67
that’s about it..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
pretty much from mexico all the way up to san clemente
(save downtown san diego)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
haha sounds about right.
where exactly do you live?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I believe he said "exactly"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
letter has been mailed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
IT WAS FAKE?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes Satan?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
where the days are longer
the nights are stronger than moonshine
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
That's what I was thinking
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Luckily, my degrees allows me to go anywhere
with a TV station.
HELLO KALISPELL, MONTANA
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Both towns suck
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
"My girl"
You don’t own her, bro.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
THANKS FOR BEING SUPPORTIVE GUYS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You don't have to spend money on Valentines
Now you can use that weekend 2 for 1 coupon at Golden Corral.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Chocolate Fountain, FTW
(actually, chocolate fountains creep me out)
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
They are so good!
Unless little kids stick their fingers and faces in it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
little kids who've been picking their noses
and scratching their Sandusky-holes
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
getting a WOAH from the likes of you ...
… is a badge of honor
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
But they cut that chocolate with vegetable oil so that it will flow.
It’s nasty.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
There we go.
That’s using the old brainpan
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
someone won't be getting ass tomorrow
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 6:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wouldn't have been anyway
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Everyone can get laid tomorrow.
It’s a little cheaper for some than others though.
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
Is her roommate a dude?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
No
They are going to see the Vow
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Well, at least you dodged that bullet.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:29 PM CST up reply actions
'zactly
Now I can do something actually fun this weekend with her without the weird Valentine’s Day pressure
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That sounds terrible.
I’d rather stick needles in my eye than watch that.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Neither one of you fucks are doing it right...
Popcorn trick.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
And that shitty movie where Adam Sandler beat him up.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yea, looking through his IMDB page,
he’s not a badass except a couple movies. But I really liked both those movies
I'm working tomorrow night
so I won’t be spending anything.
I’m trying to convince someone to bring heart shaped cookies.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm just getting my wife some flowers
but then we’re going to dinner and the movies (Hugo)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Kecks-Exclusives-Community-Death-1043090.aspx
I’m guessing Leonard.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
He's a very attractive man.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
"Yu need to know"
FIFY, USA Today
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
You would be faster if you had finished the Baroque Cycle.
It revealed the secrets of alchemy to me.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
Heh first thing I thought too
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
no shame, that was INSANELY fast
I’ve closed Photoshop, alas, someone else can modify that You/Yu
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
My life is now complete.
Ron Popeil responded to me on Twitter.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
he is no bmac
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 6:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's been doing infomercials for a very long time.
by lost in space on Feb 13, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
Hero of mine.
I love me some infomercials.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
I use the term "hero" very loosely in this situation.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 13, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
Weird Al does a *great* B-52s knockoff called "Mr. Popeil"
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
So mainstream, you guys.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
still can't get over her growing up w/ Justin & B.J.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Yuck.
2/10 Her eyebrows do not match her hair color.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
weird associations w/ the bathroom scale in his house growing up
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
that's what the odd number makes it look like for sure
I picture you there with box charts, measuring out the standard deviations, and deciding on 107 as the optimal cutoff.
It was a bit more RonWash than that
But there was some analysis done.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Comic Book Men is basically Pawn Stars with Kevin Smith and dick jokes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
yes
it sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 6:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I recorded last night's, haven't watched ...
… but I read the Azn character is made a bitch, so maybe just fuck that AND 2 Broke Girls
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
If you hadn't told me, I'm sure my sister would have.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Jon, you need a refresher on American drugs slang ...
… Yo Octoberty, lemme shake these cob-nobblers and I’ll meet ya on the flippity-flop
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I really need to get a better feel of the draft pool
before making these decisions.
Right now though, I’m leaning no. It’s pretty much impossible to find a stud hitter on the waiver wire – I think I can make do with constructing a pitcher staff made out of cardboard and bits of plastic (figuratively).
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I made a spreadsheet of everyone's teams
And then added some of the new guys and guessed who all the keepers are.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I've done spreadsheets in every fantasy league I've ever done.
It’s how I roll.
And aside from AIDS it would have been great for basketball.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It's a bitch.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Opening up a rehab facility at my headquarters. Pulled a Magic finally.
Got Jameer and Gordon ready to roll.
didja see the cover of USA Today Sports Weekly?
it’s great, but they missed a Yu pun …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
My bags cost more on Spirit Airlines than my flight did
A burden should never be something out of your control.
if your flight actually took off, you did better than me
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Yeah I remember your story on this
I’m hoping I don’t have this problem tomorrow.
They’ve expanded their ops at DFW so I’m hoping not.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
City of Reality
Perry Bible Fellowship
So You’re a Cartoonist
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
Awkward Zombie
Moon Over June
Oglaf
There, I have given you plenty more reading. The most fun will be figuring out which ones are traps!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 7:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Dinosaur Comics is plenty for me (i'm way behind)
it’s more a trainwreck thing with xkcd at this point.
No it's not.
Good choice, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 7:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You only read one webcomic?!?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
why would the white kids go back to mexico?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
they're the great-great-grandkids of NAZIS who fled to Argentina
VFN is actually related to some of them
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
VFN IS KREIGER
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Heh reminds me of Garfield minus Garfield
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Haha yes
BTO time, but I was never a big Peanuts fan…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
I love Sinfest and Questionable Content
Also smbc I think you’d enjoy. Some of mine are story comics, though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
The one panel ones are usually my favorites
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
It's a tarp.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Oglaf is only a trap for the most conservative of us.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 13, 2012 7:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
awkward zombie is weird
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 7:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I know at least one of the traps
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
I've given up on it and couldn't be happier.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
FIXED: USA Today Sports Weekly, *this* magazine gets it ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
x
Ben Lindbergh @ben_lindbergh
Not sure what to do with the revelation that Gerald Laird calls himself G-Money. If Laird can be an [Initial]-Money, pretty much anyone can.
This place died.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
yuuup
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
So what are you up to?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Amalur
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
What in the hell is that. hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
vidya game.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
it will probably get made
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 8:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
we're tipping toward 1K, but once again
I can’t think of anything to post
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Best friend of mine got this for his wife for Valentine's day...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
this the same friend's wife whose brother worked @ Sherlock's and
100% confirmed all the Josh rumours? b/c ALL your referred stories are starting to sound like bullshit …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
so
i’m in miami this week visiting the gf…went to SouthBeach today, parked right by this place called Dave’s Cafe, as soon as we turn the corner, we see Ochocinco sitting outside and smoking a Cigar with a real bitch face. It was quite hilarious.
Tell me more, tell me more
What did he have a car?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I love reddit. The evolution of photoshop'd cat
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
X
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 13, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
oh my
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
the whole DOG section of the stadium is totally empty !!!
fuckin’ self-cocksuckers …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
all of these are making me fucking crack up
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
It took me 2 looks to even see the cat in this one.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm locked in as a 35 Denton volunteer
I just hope I’m able to see Mountain Goats
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Nice.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
oh, your friend Pat forwarded my email to this guy, Kyle, about letting me in on a video meeting.
Never heard back from him, but thanks for giving me the tip anyway.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
(Kyle's a she.)
I figured as much, but it doesn’t hurt to try.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Kyle's a town, too (that at least one LSBer resides in)
and calls in to local sports talk radio under the name “Kyle From Kyle” . . .
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Where did everybody go?
Did 2.5 threads by 4 tap everybody out of LSBing for the night?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
maybe on the plus side, the fantasy leaguers and online gamers took their shit elsewhere
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I've had just enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
CONQUER CLUB
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah AJM is a no-doubt hall of famer.
I am ok going after him.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
i'm dwon
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Anybody else?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Laundry
I am back now though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
I gotta drive home from work sometime, bro.
Took the app eleventy years to dl this thread.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Damn did I miss that subthread?
Did I get cast?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Sure you did. I bet you were the one championing him.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
you know I don't mind it, coulda been a lot worse...
We’re not well represented in show business.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
...
(1) Go to Google
(2) Type in sqrt(cos(x))cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
(3) Hit enter
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Is it a heart?
I bet it’s a heart.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Ah yes, so it is
didn’t see the commas before the two end roots.
No, I still haven’t typed it, why do you ask…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
is this better?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Melanie Iglesias.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
of course a brunette can be hotter than upton
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I'm starting to think benji might be LSJ
their mutual love for sickeningly thin brunettes is kind of weird.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I really don't think me finding her hot is weird.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Iglesias is ridiculously hot
and I’ve posted her gifs before (and she’s not sickeningly thin by any stretch), but I’m talking more in general.
You two would probably have a damn fap off over fresh out of rehab anorexic brunettes with five heads.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
that is cause you're classy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What if he doesn't want to?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
sometimes a friend requester's actions
while the request is pending, points you to the right decision, knowhatimean?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'm pitching the Benji and Closure show to every media guy I meet out here.
Same with Chrom and Closure: LONDON.
he doesn't want to hang out with us
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
we are gonna need jobs
I wonder if the double decker bus company is hiring
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and sit on the wrong side of the vehicle
this is gonna be hard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you know what the say about the
.
double decker bus industry:
there may be room at the top!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Sure, I see how it is.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
There we go
Living in California, I’ll build robots, you program them to do our bidding
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
But now, we know he's real.
And it’s all ruined!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You should build boxing robots
Apparently going to be huge money in a few years.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Perfect.
Closure, pitch this too please.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
have Micah ghost-write the sex scenes
win-win, we get her back in the LSB mix!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Gotta start somewhere
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
"pitch an idea"
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I want to ride on a double decker bus
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just dislike blondes
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
You must not be a gentleman
(it’s ok, I realized today I think I prefer non-blondes too.)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
behind the boathouse
I’ll not be a gentleman
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I'm definitely playing this song at TG
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'll loudly sing along
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
sweet.
we’ll have makeshift karaoke
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Some of the TGers would probably kill after a few kegs.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
my goal is to not drink to the point
where I’m willing to do the firecracker dance
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I've never sang karaoke sober.
So as long as I’m away from alcohol, I won’t dance or sing.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Like that will happen.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Wishful thinking, though.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
See, I'm not even gonna mess around and say shit like I'm gonna play it easy..
I know I’m probably gonna eat way too much and drink more.. and probably right after the game I’m gonna want to pass out forever.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Sounds amazing.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Oh I'm excited
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
what's wrong with a little bit of murder?
WE ARE TEXANS, AFTER ALL.
GET OFF MY LAWN
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
No you shouldn't have.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
WE KNOW YOU MEAN DUDES.
Although I am tall and kind of blonde and YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
red beard, but more of a strawberry blonde/light brown hair
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I mean, I'm certainly not saying I don't like blondes
Just I might prefer non-blondes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
for a while I thought BigTill and Schultzy had to be the same
just for how fast some of their responses were to each other
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I prefer brunettes always.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Look at those Braums!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yuuuuuppp.
I’d Braums the shit out of that Braums.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
would you yuup on them?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
colonialbob:
I just got an email from my dad, he said that there might be something brewing at lockheed and he’ll see what he can do. He also said that he can’t promise anything, because he would hate to get your hopes up and not be able to produce.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That's awesome even if nothing comes of it.
I almost feel guilty about crushing you in Texas earlier.
Almost.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Hahah. Don't feel guilty. Evar.
I’d crush you if I had the same opportunity
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Dear god am I hungry. I don't know if I can wait 41 more minutes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Now this is the kind of attitude I like a girl to have
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
No response?
Tough crowd. (sorry moe, thought I saw a good excuse to make a self-deprecating joke… apparently I was wrong)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
I liked it..
but I just saw it.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
<3
How are you, buddy?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
YU UP
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
AT WORK;CAN'T PLAY
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm pretty solid, listening to some tunez at work.
going on a date tomorrow. ;)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
On V-Day!?
She better put out.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Same here
I am choosing to view this as a positive, you are choosing to dwell on the negative.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I'll have plenty of work to do, so.
Actually, we’re meeting at 8 pm to work on our flight test experiment report… #engineering
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
Oh man.
That’s hot.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
When I say we, I mean me and my group members.
Not me and my date.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
You must have missed the #engineering
(of course)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
Ahh OK
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Pff like I would date an engineering girl
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
Thank the lord my major is nothing but girls
Beautiful ones.
God bless America.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Woah there, watch yourself
heh
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
as an rtvf major
the girls depend on what classes i take.
film classes are less than meh
but tv/video classes are where the hot ones are because plenty of hot girls want to be tv hosts/reporters
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I'm a broadcast reporter.
Most of the girls I see everyday want to be a TV reporter or anchor.
Profit!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
then you are in the right place for beautiful girls
and smart ones at that
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Oh cry me a river.
I don’t have a date at all.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Me either!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Does Max know about this?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Maybe you should put out more...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
that guy from the pest control company ...
… yr mom got his number for you
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Nice recall.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
You're in cahoots with Josey aren't you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
"Cahoots"?
No.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
It was a joke because you are very good at remembering what people say
Also, cahoots is an enjoyable word to use.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
It really is.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
There used to be an uber douchey disco club
in Dallas called “In Cahoots”….I indulged…yuck.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
Disco club, eh?
I’m kind of happy I missed out on that era.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
Burn baby, Burn.
DISCO INFERNO
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
churn, baby, churn
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm not proud...and worst of all, this was
during a confluence of disco & country…motherfucking vomit.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Oh man that sounds pretty terrible
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
It was beyond Awful because I was
a rocker.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
You know, I'm pretty sure every city in every state has a bar or a club named that
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
well, Colonial, "Schoolly" does rhyme with "Josey"
and … you’ve never seen us photographed together, have you? … hmm hmm … heh heh heh … haha … hahaha … HAHAHAHA … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
It's spelled "Schoolly" but it's pronouced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
by Closure GT on Feb 13, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh goddamnit, I posted mine below before seeing this.
The internet is ripe for the mocking, now.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
BAAAAAHAHAHA
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
this is rich
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Hahahahahaha
No interest in either player?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I want picks
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Breaking: talks appear to be breaking down over compensation
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
I missed out on all the firesale
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Filipino, Armenian girls on Max's sofa
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
I've been on dates with both of those.
All three if you count Max!
Well, some other dude was there too, so maybe that doesn’t count.
Yup.. I just got it today haha.
They’re letting me leave work to go on the date too haha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Don't meme yourself.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
It was a perfect setup though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, it's . . . trying too hard
nail one, the recognition will accrue, even if you have to wait, say . . . 10 minutes or more
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I got jumpy
Actually mostly I did not want moe to think I was creepy and Mike E-like.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
Nobody is that creepy.
Plus I;m sure she knew you were kidding. You’re a pretty decent poster here.
He’s not.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I got that you were trying to make a joke.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Trying... ouch.
Sounds like I need to work on the old comedic chops a bit.
You still working at Brookhaven?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of slightly creepy,
YOU KNOW WHERE SHE WORKS?
Are you going to bring some guy you met on the internet to find her there?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
he doesn't know about this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sho
I would’ve brought her food except she wasn’t working while I was home. I want to meet an LSBer…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, no I am not going to bring some guy I met on the internet
sure I know where she works. She’s mentioned it before.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Going well?
Are they doing any construction there? I thought I noticed some when I was at home
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
On 635 in that area?
Yeah, they’ll be working on that shit until 2015. I think they’re working on certain sections in phases.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Yeah I'm pretty glad I'm not living at home anymore.
I used to take 635 a lot.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
Question
Why the fuck is the drinking age in the US 21 compared to the 16-19 everywhere else in the fucking world
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 10:36 PM CST reply actions
Are you not 21?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Because the average American is fucking stupid.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
drugs are legal in portugal
We’re just behind the times
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
is Portugal nice?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know
but I read a Forbes article today that stated drug abuse is down 50% after ten years of decriminalized drugs there
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
i live in a state where i can get a medical marijuana liscense for getting a headache once every 2 weeks
but cant buy my own booze
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
I can buy beer!
we should trade
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Everybody remembers 1972-82....it's a real shitty rule if you're eligible to be drafted but
can’t drink but it’s a good rule if you’re a parent.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Did I say that?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
The Hope ...was that it helped keep them from drinking when they were in 9th grade (which is what we were doing)
and for the most part, that’s what happened….once they turn 18-19 and they’re out of the nest…that’s what happens.
Most of the kids were drinking when they were 15-16…but mine weren’t and that’s all I cared about because that was all I could half-ass control.
You can’t save the world.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Well I don't think legislating morality works in most cases, but that's just me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I thought the same thing.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Wait till you have kids.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
Where Max is from, kids have you .
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
If I ever do, I believe I can do a better job raising them than the government can.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
most max statement ever
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 8:04 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, if 18 year-olds can buy, then that opens the door for a lot of high-schoolers.
I don’t know about the physiological part, but I’d certainly say that the US doesn’t have the culture or infrastructure to deal with teen drinkers.
Nor did mine, but norms do impact behavior.
What I do know is that the kids four to five years older than I regarded alcohol at a high school party as the norm, and by my time (graduating in ’89) it may have still been common, but it was also non-normative.
I’m not talking about legislating morality — and though I’m reluctant to speak for him, I don’t think Josey is either — I’m just saying that given the overarching society a drinking age of 18 was a problem. If you want to say that we should change our approach to parenting, law enforcement, transportation, and the rights of young people, I’m on board, but all by itself, the policy did not seem to work.
Maybe it was coincidental but probably not...MADD became a serious
force in the early to mid 80s (I think) and I imagine it was a by-product of dumb 15-21 year old drunk motherfuckers driving and killing kids.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
Not coincidental at all.
Laws got tougher. And independent of MADD, cars started to become much safer.
A Gladwellian Tipping Point Reaction...I don't think teen drinking has gone
down but it seems like fatal teen car crashes have slowed down.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions
As with teen sex, you're on a fool's errand if you seek to stop it,
but that does not mean that the consequences are immutable. Shaping perception and marginal behavior appears to affect outcomes, though I’m open to someone presenting a statistical case that my impression based on cursory reading is incorrect.
Um... teens do drink though?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
I totally regret not drinking more as a teen.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Meh, I don't really
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
I don't.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I don't
I didn’t really drink until I was almost 21.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Same here
first time I got drunk I was 20, and I didn’t even get that drunk.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
I got drunk about 3 or 4 times when I was 16-17
had a horrible experience and swore it off for a few years
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's another Parental Hope...that first experience cures future experiences.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
mine worked for awhile
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I drank half a fifth of rum when I was 14
Puked my guts out. Still can’t smell captain Morgan without wanting to harf.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I drank about 3/4ths of a 1.75 of vodka
it was my first time drinking liquor
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
there's a lot of scenarios like this that I've come out of thinking...
I can’t believe I’m alive.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
my friends thought I was gonna die
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yup
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Captain is greatness but Fuck Tequila in da ass.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
This.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
those
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
the side boob?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I didn't really start til I was like 20.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
But I wasn't a raging drunk.
I just got a little drunk and I only did it occasionally.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
it's not the lack of drinking i regret
it’s the lack of sexing girls I regret. I used to want to wait until marriage
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
SQUARE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
See I tried to wait until I was 14 like most people!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm the same kind of way
Although it wasn’t any real conscious desire to wait, I was just a pussy at talking to girls. Why was I so stupid.
I also went through a super religious phase as a Senior… biggest mistake ever.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The argument is that kids will start drinking earlier and more because more people would buy it for them at 18
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Mehhh
I think short-term it might go up, long-term I think it would lead to more responsible habits. But I’m certainly not a sociologist, so I don’t claim to be an expert.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
Just curious
Why do you think it would lead to more responsible habits?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Learning to drink and be legal at home near family
Instead of away at college like many people do.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
I can see that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
europe
has way less alcohol related deaths/violence
although their superior public transportation may have something to do with it
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm very hesitant to merely point that out as the argument
But I think the culture plays a large role.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
That's the rub...
Probably the reason why DWIs are like a right of passage in Texas.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Probably...
No such thing as public transit in rural Texas . But it’s still piss poor in Dallas.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I think that definitely plays a role
There’s a kid I sort of looked out for back home who has taken to drinking, which is fine as long as you’re careful, but he started drinking and driving which is not okay.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
The way europeans do it is they let them drink young but not much
so you learn to control yourself when your around family/acclimate to its effects on yourself(probably used wrong affect/effect IDGAF)
and there is less binging because you dont have to wait until your twenty fucking one instead of being able to have beer/wine from 16 on
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 13, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
I agree with this.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I grew up in a very upper-middle class environment and booooooze / dope was all
over the place in the mid to late 70s beginning when you were in 7th grade.
All I can tell you is that somebody in 8th grade had a brother who was 18 and a senior in high school and we’d give him $ 3 for a six-pack…bada boom, bada bing…we were drinking.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
My parents let me take my first drink at 9.
I hated it, and only drank at celebrations for a toast. Dad used to give me half a shot of cognac at birthdays for family.
Drinking wasn’t taboo growing up, though I was expected not to do it out of their supervision. We were usually open about it, so I never felt the need to hide anything. I just didn’t really do it much.
When I got to college, I never really went crazy while underage. When I could buy, I had my 1-2 evenings of over the top drinking and got over it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
When I got to college, I was an experienced drinker, which probably helped
because I didn’t go ape-shit but that road I traveled from ages 15-18 wasn’t pretty.
It’s the parental tightrope you walk.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
I don't disagree with that.
I think a little consistency with the laws would be a good start.
Lower the drinking age, and raise the driving age. I was a careful as fuck driver from the beginning, and I STILL was a huge hazard behind the wheel at that age.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
inexperience as much as anything else
fuck it, let’s just not let anyone younger than us do anything. all they do is make us feel old
So I'm at work blasting death metal at max volume.
shit’s getting real
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I was thinking about switching from Digweed to Cannibal Corpse
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
For a minute I was wondering if you had a lady-friend.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
I think I am gonna go with an episode of psych before bed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
just to let you know
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am gonna watch the last episode of season 3
I don’t think I have seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah same
I watch Psych for lighthearted comedic banter and sometimes flirty romantic tension, not this.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
(NO SPOILERS) Gus in the first was good, though.
The second was just too much. Haven’t rewatched the third yet, but I don’t remember being a fan.
This past season started strong but faded a little I thought
Wasn’t a huge fan of the Shatner episode
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
I liked Shatner, but I like him in lots of things (ZOMG BOSTON LEGAL).
It was about a billion times better than the Jules’ Brother ep from season 4 or so.
There were some very strong ones this season but yeah it was frontloaded so far.
is the brother one where he is a soldier?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It wasn't that I disliked Shatner himself that much
I just felt like Shawn was being kind of un-Shawn-like.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
I watched Tuesday the 17th last night
I like that episode. was the first time I had seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like that one too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh he definitely has, but still (MINOR SPOILERS)
First of all him going so clearly against Jules was dumb, but what frustrated me was him being so easily duped by Shatner’s cons several times…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
Eh, Shawn's always had guys he's wanted to believe.
I swear I saw several other examples in my recent marathon, but I can’t name them off the top of my head.
Perhaps so.
I think him going so clearly against what Jules wanted kind of made me dislike the episode… I hate when characters I like do stupid stuff like that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
it is ally sheedy right?
I think I have seen the two sequels
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
going to bed so early??
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
yeah
already took some sleeping pills
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yep
od’ing on simply sleep
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 10:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
A complaint about te complaint box... delicious
by drizzle on Feb 13, 2012 11:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I need to try this show
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
Iiiinteresting
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
it is pretty good
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just watched one of the trippiest music videos I've ever seen...
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
have you seen the one that induces an acid trip?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
natural hallucinogen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzSRVgF501M
probably won’t open in a new window
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
That was awesome...
But I admit I stopped the video early because I thought it was going to be one of those videos where a dead baby head or a screaming face was going to come on the screen.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 14, 2012 2:24 AM CST up reply actions
I love this video.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Have you seen the story behind it?
Watch “Making Making Mirrors” in his videos. He wrote the song on the organ in the music video. His parents bought it for him for $100.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
That was pretty freaky.
I liked the animation style though.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 14, 2012 2:22 AM CST up reply actions
I just put together a diaper pail...
FATHER OF THE YEAR
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:50 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
You're so horrifically fucked
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Nah...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Man, babies are like the worst things ever, didn't you know?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
THEIR HEADS ARE SO SOFT.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
TWSS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Not at all
Just pawn the kid off on the mother and the grandparents.
And profit.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
If you care nothing about the mother, sure.
And he’s still gotta sleep there either way.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
No kidding...
You’d think our parents were the ones having the kid
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 10:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
My parents LOVE babies.
If I ever have one, I’ll just say “Hey kid, get a job or go to your grandparents house.”
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Solid parenting
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
About to do my taxes and see how much I owe :(
A burden should never be something out of your control.
it would be embarrassing to make a new thread
and have it only reach 30 comments
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
last nights was made about this time
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just get the Braumtards riled up again
and we’ll be there no time…
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
braums was my first job
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
there are things I know
that no one wants to know
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
how do you feel about double decker bus drivers?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
French fries and ice cream.
Good meal.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
y u braum's though?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions
If Taylor Swift is singing the main song for Hunger Games
does that mean she’ll be in the porn parody?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
would you rather have sex with whoopi or rosie?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:30 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Rosie
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
in the Dutch Oven.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
my eyes!!!
THEY BURRN!
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Dammit Schoolly
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
And there's the first picture I've adblocked on LSB on Grace.
Took long enough, I suppose.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
They're arguably more important to me than 99% of the human population.
They should have names.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
You and Benji...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
You just very much inhabit your memes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
I want a gun
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP, MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
no one needed to see a picture
chrom did you ask for a picture?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I didn't say anything other than I want a gun
the one at the bottom of the picture made me think of that.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Chrom: "Hee-hee, I'm almost Benadryl-ed into dream land ...
… wouldn’t it be mischievious of me to plant a yucky sex decision in everyone else’s minds, hee-hee …"
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Are you willing to trade picks in fantasy basketball?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
The pick trading is done.
Longhorn, Brett and Sprite won’t do it, Tyler and TJ are tapped out.
You missed out bruh.
Apparently we have to discuss teenage drinking first
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
You'd rather talk about Rosie's camel toe?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
you forgot about Whoopi
I bet it has dreads
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The Oscar Gamble of Bushes
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
Comment of the night.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
Tattoo'd Asian girls. They just do it for me, you guys.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
oh thank you Max
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
This OT slid off the tracks a long time ago.
But I think it exploded just then.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Me, neither.
Not even a little.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The slutty "skirt" augmented with a candy cane....win-win.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 13, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
I'd hit it without the ink
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 13, 2012 11:49 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
She would look better without the ink
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you're fucking crazy
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Not a fan of tattoos
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
sometimes you post things that make me go "whoa, Schultzy said that?"
then there are posts like this.
What are some of the, "whoa, Schultzy said that?" posts?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i might post a tattooed chick in a second
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Or those stupid nose studs
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Piercings are gross if they aren't in the ears.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Get a beej from a girl with a tongue ring and return to the conversation.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
/not ace...
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
it is not a dealbreaker
but I am not a fan of them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yep
I don’t mind cool ink but most of them are just kind of weird
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
I don't like it if it's all up and down their arms or shoulders.
A couple of small ones are fine.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I've been idly contemplating a tattoo actually
I have no idea what I’d get though, and I don’t really want to get something just for the hell of it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
hahaha
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions
This is super tempting
I feel like it might put the kibosh on a lot of future romantic activities though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
This... is true.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions
OH MAN THAT CLINCHES IT
I’M GOING TOMORROW
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions
Too bad it can't be like a scrolling marquee
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Get one of Adrian Beltre making the OHH SHITTT face.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I've never been a big fan of candy canes.
I much prefer the ones that are fruit flavored.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I don't like either
I am not really a hard candy fan
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"hard candy"
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
was a fucked up movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is it wrong that I was rooting for the pedo in that movie?
That’s how much of a cunt Ellen Page was in that flick.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i vote it as a wrong
that creep deserved the cunt treatment
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
well
they never said he actually was
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it's not a point that the audience needs to be told directly
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
but she has no proof either
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
...
…
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I am just saying that I think they leave it open into wether or not he actually was
been years since I have seen it though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
how long's it been since you took that handful of Benadryl?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
hour and a half maybe
I feel great
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think Dominatrix Rose could be a very effective
Angels rally-killer this season … so I feel great too!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
don't you dare
unless you post it on HH
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
heh, offseason's when you try out new stuff ...
so keep this on the down-low
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I thought he ended up sort of admitting to it.
Like not flat out say he was but still admitted it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
so you don't like ellen page?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I don't really find her attractive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
well she's definitely not a slampiece
but I’d marry her
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
It's because she was 18 at the time.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
she is supposed to...
have you not seen Hard Candy?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
you need to get on that
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Yep. Great movie.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I hate that Netflix accesses our criminal records now ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
*shrug*
it’s not a movie for everyone. if you want a movie for everyone watch Alvin and the Chipmunks or something.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I just read the plot description
SOunds really weird, yet strangely enticing
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
it is good
but be ready for some creepiness
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Well probably 17 while she was filming.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
She looks 12 in every pic.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
she was
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
I've been told I look like 2 people in my life
1) Elijah Wood (LOLWUT?)
2) Cillian Murphy (I don’t see it, butImokaywiththis.jpg)
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
ICWUDT
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Better than Rosie, but meh.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
A transvestite is better than Rosie
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
she must get cold in that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 13, 2012 11:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
But this time it's serious.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No, it's not.
She may not be Upton or Beckinsale, but she’s damn hot.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
No.
She’s meh.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 13, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions
I mean, she's pretty much getting the full glamour shot/editing treatment
and she’s still… moderately attractive.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions
Yep, I've never had that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
Usually I don't find Asian girls attractive (no racist)
but something about the bad-girl Asian with tattoos just gets me going.
I’ve also hooked up with a half Asian with tatts, so maybe that’s just it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Some people here are treating this like they're looking for marriage candidates.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
and why not? she'll cook, she'll clean, she'll walk on your back ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Nope
I wouldn’t hit on her in a bar.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know if I'd turn her down
I wouldn’t actively pursue her
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions
There's a joke here.
Have at it everybody.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
LOL GUYS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions
you like the ones who get winded when they run
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Probably
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I doubt that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Which makes it 10 trillionth overall
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No tatooed asian girl would ever like you anyways...
/LSJ
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Of course not
she’s not asking about the late night bar menu.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I usualy find Asian girls cute
But not hot.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Gerra Bella (just found out she's got n00dz, so there you go). Also, I want this shirt.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I like the shirt too.
But blue hair isn’t hot.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I had to relook at the pic to even notices she has blue hair.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 12:03 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Be more boring.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
She looks to flat here.
So her blue hair is the first thing I noticed.
Had she been wearing more clevagy garb, I wouldn’t notice.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
LSB is definitely making me scratch my head this subthread.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
We're almost perfectly split on the issue.
Weird.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Which side are you on?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
I'm on the "well, she doesn't make me physically ill to look at, at least" side.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Moe >>> that girl.
Just among LSB users.
Probably Lisa and Micah, too, but I don’t know if they count.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This subthread has not turned out the way you intended.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Indeed.
I’ve found out so much about you all.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
y'all
this is texas
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
comin down in candied toys
smokin weed and talkin noise
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
If that saying was on a black shirt with white letters, I would buy it right now
and wear it to the tailgate.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
you should make one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
cs,b
That song was popular right around my senior year. We blasted it every other song on the trip to Galveston spring break of my senior year. We were not pimpin’ nor were we big.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 12:36 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
must have been after 2002
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
in case y'all were wondering, it was my senior year.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 12:37 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You should know this by now
Unless you’re posting Kate Upton, you can’t post a chick you like on here without somebody finding something wrong with her (and probably leading the rest of the room in a round of “meh’s”).
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
are you saying we are sheeple?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
leading the rest in a round of mehs
sounds like we are easily influenced
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
there was a pretty damn clear -- and independently determined --
consensus about Dominatrix Rosie
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
He's upset everybody was finding stuff wrong with her
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
pffft, like I care -- I'm only concerned w/ referring to my own jokes
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
And yet you criticize me for referring to mine
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions
well yeah, you should also be referring
to mine, they’re funnier …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Hey remember that one time Schoolly_D
tried to post pictures from the UT game and Aqua applied the Aquaburn? That was a good joke
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions
you win the night ...
your arm/limb joke below made me LOL
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
haHA!
Except I think I take second to Chrom’s dreadlocks comment
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions
You are
But in this instance not because you’re sheeple, because you enjoy blowing holes in other people’s things.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Corporations yes, bees no.
Have to draw that line somewhere.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
I love your usage of the word "you" here
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, I'm guilty of it too
Doesn’t mean I’m wrong.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
why post them if you don't want feedback?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think the basic idea is other people might enjoy it
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
No, I'm saying you're hypercritical asses
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I am not a fan of her
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
FIFY
I’m saying you’re we’re hypercritical asses
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions
lol
like people haven’t found something wrong with upton
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions
making me scratch both heads
(dandruff and an erection, don’t ya know …)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Google tells me this is how Melanie Iglesias spent her time post-Grammy-watching.
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your opinion
it is wrong
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
64 is child's play
snes is for the pros
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Alone: DS > 64 > SNES > DD > Wii > GBA
With friends: DD > 64 > Wii > SNES
Now, if you can find people with DS’s to play with, it’s probably awesome. I’ve never been so lucky in my friends. The online was fun, but that’s not the same as screaming at people sitting next to you in the living room.
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Sorry, DD?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
double dragon
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh I didn't realize you were talking about mario kart for some reason
Just thought you meant in general.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
Double Dash is ridiculously underrated.
It’s got to be like a combination of not being something new and nostalgia goggles. The courses and the items — 90% of what matters in multiplayer — are improved.
So is the Mario Kart Effect, because parity is fun.
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double dash is fucking great
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 14, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions
I never played Double Dash but agreed on 64 > Wii too
but I feel like it’s close-ish
64 just has consistently better levels.
Meh, I don't really like the Wii one very much. Too much random luck, I feel.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
can you turn off the computer racers? I haven't played it that much, but that's my biggest complaint
Also the new battle modes blowwwwww
Give me an old-school battle any day
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
wat no
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
It is
I mean, skyscraper sucks, but block fort or the multiple-level one? Good for breaking up sets of races.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
That's the fun part though
quiet quiet quiet quiet… OHSHITTHEREHEGOESDAMNIMISSED
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
It's a racing game.
I want to race.
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It's a kart game involving weapons
I want to shoot weapons at people
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions
I do, too.
. . . so that I can overcome them on the race track.
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You can't become a bomb-car on the race track though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
If I become a bomb car, I'm most certainly hating life.
You can become a bullet bill on the battle field.
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it's so funny though
and you can move all four directions! I may have a strange attachment to becoming a bomb car though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions
I'm talking strictly n64 here
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions
I don't like the presence of clearly-superior-to-the-rest vehicles.
Nevermind how quickly they’re available.
On the DS, I have no excuse not to use R.O.B.’s carts unless I just want to make false difficulty.
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I never owned MKW, so I don't know its ins and outs.
I like the vehicles, I just don’t like that early on you can put any character in any vehicle, and get overpowered vehicles.
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see i hate even having to think about the combinations
I don’t have the time/patience to learn many new games these days.
Heh, I'm all for simplicity.
But the strategy of different carts was one of the best parts of DS. Which makes it one of the best parts of probably my first or second favorite DS game.
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Monster Hunter 3G is coming stateside soon.
And Monster Hunter 4 will be on the 3DS.
So. . . I might have to get one now.
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I don't know what it is about the Wii.
I think maybe the tracks went one step too far in being overly gimmicky and weird.
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I'm unhelpful.
Every serious question asked on LSB, i’m trying to think of a joke
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Do I read from the sheet labeled jokes or answers?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Find GB04 and it's free.
Seriously, though, I have no idea.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
still not feeling good?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
A LOT.
But translated into your terms: affordable.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
JUST TELL US WHAT'S UP YOUR BUTT, WE DON'T CARE HOW IT GOT THERE
I mean, sure we wanna know, but first things first, let’s get it outta there …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Average cost in 2008 was 1265
Typical or median was 569
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah...
that average is skewed just a little bit.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
then it won't cost much
but they probably won’t be able to do much.
unless you’re just that worried that it’s actually something really serious
>left arm numb for two days
>do the stranger while masturbating
>become ambidextrous in one week
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
this! are you tired of sitting on your oppo hand for five, ten minutes
waiting for it to “fall asleep” so you can to The Stranger?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I would've said go get that checked out immediately
but now it’s running up against my “well if it hasn’t killed you yet…” side.
but unless your insurance is freaking awful I don’t think it’s worth waiting to go to a slightly-cheaper non-ER clinic thing tomorrow instead of going in right now
I'm the opposite.
Unless I’m oozing something, I see a bone protruding out of my skin, or I’ve completely lost one of my five senses, I will just “walk it off”.
I’m a big believer in fixing yourself and knowing your body better than anyone else. My wife is the exact opposite and it becomes a struggle at times.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
having an arm be limb for two days seems too big to walk off for me.
I walk off a lot, but that’s a lot of a lot.
My arms have been limbs my entire life
I’ve walked it off like it ain’t nothin
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It isn't completely numb
It tingles every now and then.
Could just be a pinched nerve in my back or something. Would be $850 to go tonight vs $35 tomorrow…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I hurt my back a few weeks ago
and I could have a herniated disc or something causing problems
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I really hate dwelling on it
I’m breathing an dalive.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That's my biggest thing about being sick or having an injury.
The dwelling on it and worrying about what it is and if you’re going to get better and when just seems to make it that much worse. I’m the same way when it comes to a hangover.
I know it’s there, it’s not going away for a while, and I can’t feel better right that moment. It’s better to make the best of what I can now, stay positive, and sooner rather than later I will be at 100%.
I would think a guy who is so adamant about being positive and successful would be able to think like that. I’m sure you’ll be fine.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I tend to battle inherited neurotic tendencies.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I have high blood pressure naturally and I'm being super anxious about it
which is probably helping nothing. Sigh. I haven’t died yet.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Unless you feel shortness of breath, sweating, etc
I think I’d wait… I am no doctor though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
All caveats are implicitly understood, of course.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
that foreign object may perforate your colon, though ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I paid $800 when I had pneumonia.
But I had no insurance.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
goddamn
steely dan are fucking awesome
who knew that a band with a genre as pretentious sounding as “jazz rock fusion” would be goat
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Yes. You are correct, sir.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I've listened to Royal Scam, Aja, and Pretzel Logic so far
Kid Charlemagne may be the best song ever
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 14, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions
yawn.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
i don't get it
do you not like most music or what
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions
I just can't get into Steely Dan.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
me either
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm with you two
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:24 AM CST up reply actions
what gets me is that you and Moe are band geeks
and The Dan, with all their “chops” and horns and whatnot, have been a favourite of band geeks since the get-go …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I don't think they suck
I’m just not quite picking up what they’re laying down.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
i can understand this
it doesn’t seem like the most accessible shit
it just clicks with me
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 14, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions
I guess when it comes to jazz-type music, I'm more partial to Pat Metheny and Herbie Hancock.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Pat Metheny is legit
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions
I loveloveLOVE "Minuano (Six Eight)."
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I don't know a lot of his stuff by name
but our band director played it a lot in his office and stuff, so I kind of got into it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
We played a few things by the Pat Metheny Group as percussion ensembles in high school.
That’s how I first got into it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Same here
I miss it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions
yesssss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_87OHmULKs8
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Although this recording has the vocals and that's what really got me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzCjISih_Uw
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
brass section sez: first five CHICAGO albums FTW !!!
also: thank god for the third wave SKA revival …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
nope.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
He has a weird genre (mixes middle eastern with jazz), but he's an amazing jazz bassist
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Yes?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions
I'm wearing my Tweedy jacket w/ suede elbow patches
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Damn, I want a snack.
But all I have are sweets (which I’ve had enough of) and flamin hot cheetos (not a great idea this late).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Eat some fruit.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Don't have any
That’s the problem. I need to go to the grocery store again for fruit, but I have plenty of other food some I’m trying to make myself wait…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:27 AM CST up reply actions
You guys want to know the answer to the eternal question?
I have it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You wanna know what trill is? Tell 'em Paul Wall
Trill is when you’re hustlin, trill is when you’re grindin
Trill is when you punch in that clock overtimin
Trill is when you keep it real one hundred percent
And hold it down for your team run your game full sprint
Trill is when you never fake, trill is when you real
Chasin after dollar bills, gotta get it how you live
Trill is when you hustle so you go out there and get it
Doin whatever you gotta do to make a meal ticket
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I already posted Dominatrix Rosie . . . stop bitin' my shit, mang
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
You know, I'm starting to dislike that joke
because it seems like it’s all anyone knows about that series, and it’s not even one of the better ones.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions
I really only liked the sub-jokes from it.
“How many roads must a man walk down?”
and
“What is six times nine?”
Haha yes
But even just from Magrathea… “subtle, isn’t it?” the stupid policemen, and the ship committing suicide are significantly funnier. Oh, and the whale and the bowl of petunias.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions
I like the fjords
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions
Have you read/heard anything about the book that came out after his death?
That last book was definitely bleak. I actually enjoyed the ending though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions
The Sandwhich Maker and Domain of the King is the ONLY worthwhile part of Mostly Harmless.
Salmon of Doubt was IIRC mostly essays and such? I checked it out from the library long ago and couldn’t get into it.
Yeah agreed.
Well again, except I kind of liked the ending. Also when Ford jumps out of the window again.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
I just thought the ending was really sad. He must've been so depressed when writing it.
But the Sandwich Maker/Domain of the King was one of the best bits of the whole series.
I don't know, Ford laughing kind of offsets the bleakness for me.
Sure, everybody died and it sucked, but there was still some humor about it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions
So bad.
Or just one of those knives.
And seriously, fuck Random. Hated her.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions
Heh I bet.
It’s getting about time I reread those.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions
what does this mean?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 12:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference
they built a computer to find the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything and it came back with “42”
but they didn’t know what the question actually was
That's why they built earth
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:38 AM CST up reply actions
philkid:
So my boss’ biggest question about Disney was about the diner shows. I believe there are three of them and she had it down to the back yard bbq and the Whoop dee doo something or other.
Any comments on which would be good for her, her 6 y/o son, 12 y/o daughter and 20 y/o cousin?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
N.W.A trivia: this was the original working title of "Fuck Tha Police"
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Hmm... sleep on the couch to avoid clearing off my bed and putting sheets on it?
Tempting.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I prefer an actual bed whenever possible.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Me too, and I will end up clearing it off, I just hate doing it.
I’m really lazy about some things.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions
So am I, but being lazy about sleeping seems self-defeating
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
This is true as well.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
me too
I have never slept on my couch
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 1:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I slept on my couch when my dad came to visit
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
think I'm gonna curl up under the comforter w/ some Hemingway
“A Farewell to Feeling in My Arms”
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Stepping up your game I see
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
my couch is more comfortable than my bed
my bed has ended up as storage space
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 14, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions
My roommate slept on his futon almost all of freshman year
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
my senior year of higschool my roomate did that
lofted his bed for more room but was afraid of heights so he slept on his futon
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 14, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions
You had a roommate in high school?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
o u fancy
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
not so much as fancy
as well off parents and hostile home environment with divorced parents a lunatic sister and highland park being the other option while living with an insane family
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 14, 2012 1:10 AM CST up reply actions
effffffffffffffffff
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
$89k in taxes paid and the motherfuckers want more
A burden should never be something out of your control.
#1%Problems
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Why would you announce ot the internets that you paid $89K in taxes?
Honest question
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Well I did the responsible thing and put sheets on my bed
later
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I freed up from work just as this thread died.
Looks like a good time was had by all. I imagine our production will be somewhat less tomorrow.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
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