2/14/2012 OT
by jam0152 on Feb 14, 2012 6:53 AM CST
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Happy Valentine's
Happy Happy Valentine's Dayyy
The Cattle Egret is a cosmopolitan species of heron (family Ardeidae) found in the tropics, subtropics and warm temperate zones. Despite similarities inplumage to the egrets of the genus Egretta, it is more closely related to the herons, Ardea. Originally native to parts of Asia, Africa and Europe, it has undergone a rapid expansion in its distribution and successfully colonisedmuch of the rest of the world. It is a stocky white bird adorned with buff plumesin the breeding season, and nests in colonies, usually near bodies of water and often with other wading birds. The nest is a platform of sticks in a tree or shrub. Unlike most other herons, it feeds in relatively dry grassy habitats, oftenaccompanying cattle or other large mammals, since it catches insects and small vertebrates disturbed by these animals. Some populations of the Cattle Egret are migratory and others show post-breeding dispersal. The adult Cattle Egret has few predators, but birds or mammals may raid its nests, and chicks may be lost to starvation, calcium deficiency or disturbance from other large birds. This species removes ticks and flies from cattle, but it can be a safety hazard at airfields, and has been implicated in the spread of tick-borne animal diseases.
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I wonder if the hawk trap guy has ever gone after one of these bad boys
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
they need to have him come back
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 7:33 AM CST up reply actions
That was one of the more interesting interviews I've ever heard.
What a cool job
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
they have Falconeers in Trafalger Square sometimes
chasing away the pigeons, that’s the job I want
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 14, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
He was a spastic hawk
spastic haaaaaaawk
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Morning, Pookie(s)!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 7:36 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
We used to have these things all the time out at the place.
Not so much since we sent Stupid and Stupider to the stock house.
new holland
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Possible new US away
lol
http://postimage.org/image/94sjxczzb/
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
bad ass
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
Oh hello there.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 7:50 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Damn near unacceptable in any other situation.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yes.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions
4/10, too perfect of a body and face, might throw a pity fuck her way
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
can't see
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
I feel bad for you then
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I die a little inside
every time I have to minimize one of these.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
...
…
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, we could certainly have fun together.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I know I wouldn't have fun with her
I’d just be like Troy meeting Lavar Burton. Except that stare he gives him the entire time would be directed at her boobies.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I totally have Holiday Stress Syndrome
It’s starting to feel like there’s only one normal week a year where I get to take my mind off of planning something…Valentine’s Day, Christmas, Wife’s Birthday, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Kid’s birthdays, co-workers birthdays, Flag Day….I’m done with traditional holidays. There’s no time anymore.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 14, 2012 8:00 AM CST up reply actions
you should have just had something delivered
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'm treating my girl's face like one, tonight.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
You're going to sit on it and read a book?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
from last nights thread
Ben Lindbergh @ben_lindbergh
Not sure what to do with the revelation that Gerald Laird calls himself G-Money. If Laird can be an [Initial]-Money, pretty much anyone can.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
More like G-Dairy Queen Coupons
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
G-Scoop!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 14, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
The fact that he's a world champion makes me so angry.
Worse than Antoine Walker in 2006.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
The only triple double I ever saw live was Antoine Walker's for the Mavs.
DIE.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Wish it was McCartney instead...
especially with that abomination of an album that dropped today.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 14, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions
Well the school released a statement saying he was hospitalized
They weren’t specific though
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 14, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
Edgefest lineup released
My how times have changed.
Headliner: The Black Keys. Also has Evanescence (lol), Cage the Elephant, Cake, Arctic Monkeys, Blue October, Neon Trees, Switchfoot, The Ting Tings (lol again), and others.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Not sure I would call Cage the Elephant or Cake or Neon Trees or The TING TINGS "edgy"...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions
The Edge
hasn’t been “edgy” since the mid 90’s.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
man i used to love the edge between ages 11-17
had to endure the swith between 94.5 to 102.1
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
switch, even
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
what was Q-102?
i don’t remember…
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
A rock station back in the 80s that was packed full of awesome.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 14, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
at least the eagle is decent
and when its not I put on Jack FM.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It was even better in the late 70s (along with The Zoo).
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Only radio stations worth listening to is 91.7 or KTCU when a certain someone was working there.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
91.7 is great.
You have to get past some Top 40 and 80’s retro, but for the most part, it gives you good indie stuff, mixed with deep cuts from classics, and a bunch of random stuff you’ve never heard but is good. I really appreciate that radio station.
It's what I tried to make KTCU while there.
We didn’t have sponsors or liners to read. Our station was funded by the university! We should have been able to play anything!
But we ended up just playing country/dad rock, which isn’t bad per se, but after 9 hours of the automation spitting out Hotel California/Merle Haggard/Waylon Jennings, you can get annoyed.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
At least it's not a total hipsterfest like 101X in Austin
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
I used to listen to KNON
back in the early 90’s that was probably the best radio station I’ve ever heard.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
And now that damn Ting Tings song is going to be jammed into my head for the next week.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions
THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
Not helping.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions
THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 14, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
They call him Axe Em, They call him Stacy....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
Defintely not my name.
Immersion therapy it is.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
So you're saying...
“THAT’S NOT MY NAME!!!”
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 14, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
I hate that I like the Ting Tings.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
You should
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
Their songs are so damn catchy
ITS NOT MY FAULT
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
You know....I'd go to that.
Black Keys? Cake? Arctic Monkeys?
Thats solid.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
It's certainly not an embarrassing lineup
Just an indicator of the direction modern rock music is going/has already gone.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
Added bonus: never seen any of the three live.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Evanescence really stands out as the oddball of that group
Cake is old, but certainly still fits in with most of the other groups.
Evanescence though?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
Cake blows.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Pffft
Not sure I’d go see them in concert (what are you gonna do, headbang/mosh to Cake?), but I love their music.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
oh hey there bto
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
oh hey there bto
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
you blow
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:38 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Your fucking face blows...
Name one good song Cake has.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Going the Distance
Short Skirt, Long Jacket
Comfort Eagle
No Phone
Never There
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
never there
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Boring sound, boring vocals. Not bringing much to the table.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you are wrong
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You are.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
nah
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sorry, BT. You're wrong.
‘Never There’ is greatness.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
We've reached an impasse
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
Standing at an impasse
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
They've got a new album out and they play on The Edge
Thus, they’re at Edgefest
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Cage The Elephant is good too
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
i do like them a ton
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
the fact that there is a song titled
“”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vi_sitter_i_Ventrilo_och_spelar_DotA" target="new">(We are sitting in Ventrilo, playing DotA)" makes me laugh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
arg, sry for the ianfhtml
We are sitting in Ventrilo, playing DotA
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions
Deftones have a song titled up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,select, start.
how’s that for bad assedness?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
KOK - so my wife bought me the new Stephenson novel for Valentines day lol
kinda hilarious since i was just asking about it yesterday.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
not complaining.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
niceeeeeeeeeee
reamde is a good book (in general)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
i'm excited
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
its solid
not like his other boooks, but still good
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
YYYYYYEEESSSSS!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
lost in what way?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
you have physical access to the box/HDD right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
haha...kinda sounded that way at first
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
SATA or IDE hard drive?
you are in dallas, right?
i would say the best way is to buy a hard drive docking station (i own this) or get an actual enclosure and use it as an external drive — just plug it in that bad boy and copy over. you can probably find a cheaper one at microcenter or fry’s (i think youa re in dallas at least)
if it is a sata drive, you can also pick up something like this — just a SATA/IDE to USB 2.0 cord and plug it into the drive & PC — this is probably the cheaper option and they will have something like this at microcenter or fry’s
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
yea i paid about 10 for mine as part of a combo deal
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
If you lost the computer...
chances are you lost the hard drive. Did you just leave it at a friend’s house?
by Apes and Androids on Feb 14, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Contact the person that stole it and ask them nicely to bring it back to you.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
The hard drive is still good?
Do you have another machine you can plug it into?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
you in dallas?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
Microcenter or Fry's should have some cheap ones that will do the trick
A cheap Inland brand one will do the trick.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Fry's is usually much more expensive.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Also, Fry's website is complete crap
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
it is total crap.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
So you found it? That's a good first step.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
yuuuuuup
this is what i suggeted above too
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
this is good advice
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Also, if the drive is too old to be SATA
they also have IDE to USB.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
get a SATA --> USB adapter
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
Transfer the Hard Drive to another computer
and save it to Flash drives.
That’s what I do.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
For those of us that hate Valentines Day, there is relief.
Just refer to it as the day before IrishP1’s birthday.
You’re welcome.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 8:48 AM CST reply actions
What's the name of that raunchy whore who just won a grammy for being a raunchy whore?
I saw the video and heard the song for the first time yesterday… what a raunchy whore.
adele
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
Is Adam hot for Adele?
I could definitely see Adele being an Adam-girl.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
katy perry
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
nicky manaj
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
That's the whore I'm talking about.
That is a shameful fucking shit right there. Am I officially old? Because that video is no appropriate for anyone of any age to watch and think “oh, this is music I enjoy”. That is pornography with clothes.
yeah, she is featured in like every rap song ever now a days,
she is supposed to be some top-notch female rapper, but, i dunno, just seems tasteless
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
though, if she werent some whore, like i assume she is,
i would
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
shit man, that video have a halfie
that’s what it’s meant to do… but damn. I guess raunchy whore is what sells now.
would have been prime viewing in my middle school days
before free porn was rampant on the internets
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
it's amazing how fast you can whack it when you have a 3 or 4 minute window
in which to work
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
oh yeah,
that’s a huge thing.
the worst is when your wife starts typing in something in the html thing, and the bad things pop up.
“what is pornhub?”
“i don’t know…”
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
yeah
i use safari for the porn, because she uses firefox.
but sometimes she will use safari and i am like, oh you bitch.
iPad 2 is great for porn also
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
Tools > Clear Recent History > Clear Now
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
yuuup
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I bet that's false...
There’s no way that the computer doesn’t save every single webpage you ever go to. Incognito or not.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't get it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
He's calling you a tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist.
I agree that there is, in some form, a record of every website you’ve ever visited.
Thank you for the clarification...
And that may be true.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yuuup
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
My early porn years featured many hand-me-down 80's porn VHS tapes.
Then, bam… the internet.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
oh yes, the VHS tapes
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
VHS will forever be in memories.
The unclarity sometimes worked out to our advantage.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
huge bushes.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
HD porn sometimes isn't so nice to some...alot of the chicks I've seen.
I’m on the boat that says hairy bushes will be back in the next 5 years.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
NO
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
How do I even know you'll still have the money in 5 years?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
i don't like seeing the c sections
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
madonna
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
i'm out
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
Gonna have to narrow that one down
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
I've just noticed my first gray hairs in my goatee and sideburns.
I blame this entirely on the 2011 Texas Rangers.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
No gray hair for me yet
but my hair is considerably thinner and higher on my forehead than even a year ago. Also, mere scissors don’t do the job on my nose hairs anymore… I think it’s time to upgrade to an electric trimmer.
man, i saw a pic of me when i first started this job 3 years ago.
i used to have a lot more hair
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
it's kids man, kids
I never had any until my daughter was born.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Same here, brother.....same here.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 14, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
exactly, i stopped looking for gray hairs....they just keep on popping up.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Heh, probably.
My daughter is 3, and we’re trying for another.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I call that giving your balls the "Clooney"
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
front page article's picture
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Happy Valentine's Day douchers...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
So...
I’m pretty much asking for it if I don’t get babymamatill at least something tonight, no? Like a rose? A card? A swift kick to the baby maker?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
fiance and i decided no gifts this year
but, it’s like, i feel obligated to do something…
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
gotta do something
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
fiance will still expect something and hold it against him if he doesn't
women…..can’t live w/ them, can’t shoot em.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
probably just open a bottle of wine or something
and watch Dance Moms with her
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
That show is ass crazy.
I feel like I can say this with confidence after the less than 30 seconds I saw before fleeing the room.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
oh it cray
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
ass crazy?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Three times the speed of regular crazy.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
Is that more or less crazy than bat shit?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Bat shit is crazier than ass crazy.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
I've seen some shows that I would consider "ass crazy"
but a show with the title “Dance Moms” does not sound like that kind of show.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Its Toddlers and Tiaras with dance recitals instead of beauty pageants.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
This really doesn't clear anything up for me.
Thanks anyway.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Not yet.
Did you decide which day?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
replied
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
When my wife and I were first dating
I laid down the law and stated I didn’t like Valentine’s and we shouldn’t endorse it. Which is fine and all, but when all the girls around her get stuff, it makes for weirdings. So the last couple years, I just cut it off at the pass and got her stuff early in the month month. This way, I’m not compromising my ideals and she still gets candy, wine, and flowers, and I reap the benefits.
Take that, Hallmark!
I am so lucky....
I think I’m married to the only woman who really, truly does not care about Valentine’s Day.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 14, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
Uh huh
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Seriously....it's been 22 years....
We’re way past this…we just get stuff for our kids now.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 14, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
She's not the only one.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I did something similar
I made the point that it’s so lame that it’s just a marketing thing and blah blah blah.
All I have to do is get her a card and she’s cool with it all.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
get her an airplane voucher
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA
*airplane voucher does not guarantee anal
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
you have to bigtill......big mistake if you don't
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
yesyesyes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
Always best to be safe....
Especially if she says “you don’t have to get me anything…”
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 14, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions
what if they say,
“we aren’t doing anything this year so don’t get me anything.”
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
you still get her something
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
that'll work for sure
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Always best to be safe....
I did this for years until we were married into the double digits….that’s when we discussed it and realized what a joke this “holiday” was…since then, we have not gotten each other anything…we just get the kids something…
But you youngsters need to play it safe….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 14, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
Thisthisthisthis
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
We all know what she really means is...
“YOU BETTER GET ME SOMETHING OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHER FUCKER”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Take her to the planetarium (eyeroll)
I’m not letting this go.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
IT'S A TRAP
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dude,
we don’t celebrate ANY holidays and even my wife was talking about how nice it is to see all the women at work getting flowers that day.
Before we used to carpool, I would stop by the store and get her flowers every couple of months. Now, with her in the car, it’s less likely to happen and she keeps talking about how much she loves flowers.
Shoot me in the head.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
Give her the good ol "penis in the vagina"
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I obviously already did.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Then it's proven that she'll like it!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I hate Valentine's Day but just to piss people off I'm thinking about acting all Valentinesy at work.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Wear a Valentines Day shirt (which I don't own)
and obnoxiously talk about love and dating and flowers all day.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i havne't seen it yet but go ahead, i'll just skip the topic
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
this is the 2nd day after it aired
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
good thing you weren't in Sunday nights thread
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i seriously hope lori is dead
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
the scenes from the next episode still had her alive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i hardly ever watch the "next week on _____ show" after the episodes.
but thanks, chrom
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
i don't know why anyone would watch that show anyways
/FP
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I agree with whoever said it took a step in the right direction.
That bar scene was pretty well done.
Here you go
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
wtf?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
There's a good chance that I was conceived on Valentines day
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 9:18 AM CST via mobile reply actions
HIMYM actually brought something last night
we can talk about this, right? because it’s just a half hour comedy.
i have one quesion…
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missed it last night.
gonna try to find it online or download it tonight
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
dammit Tide, i need a question answered
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
i saw it TDT
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
okay here goes *SPOILER*
…
………………..
at the end, what is that about? Ted tells his kids that Robin is their aunt, but after last night, it’s like, maybe?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
no. They've done way to much to set up little clues about how he meets the mother
that if they abandon all that and make it Robin, it would completely alienate the fan base
it should have been Victoria
she was my favorite
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
She isn't looking as great recently.
Used to love her. Now she looks about 10 years older than she actually is.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
that is a shame
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
She was freakin' adorable
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
Jacking with the viewers again.
We know it’s not going to work out but the writers wanna keep messing with people. Robin’s not the mom but, now, it will always seem like she’s not with Ted ONLY because she can’t have kids.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
she worked over kumar last night
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah she did,
but I think we all saw that coming. No way they would let him last on that show.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
Yes she did, which is why it wouldn't make a lot of sense for her to do with Ted why she just refused to do with him,
The whole “sacrificing something you’ve always wanted.” The only difference is Ted’s had more time to think about it. I wish they would just go ahead and introduce the mother, but it sounds like the creators are still planning on not doing that until the end of the show.
I’ll keep watching HIMYM, but it’s about time to wrap this thing up before it completely runs past its prime.
by drizzle on Feb 14, 2012 9:50 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
oh for sure.
one more season max
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
nope....there is no way that he ends up w/ Robin
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i'm asking my question below this post, so SPOILER ALERT
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
caught up on alcatraz last night,
all except last night’s episode.
shit is getting interesting
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I hope it gets interesting
I’ve got 3 eps DVRd, just haven’t felt compelled to watch em because the show is looking like it’s just another fucking cop show with “bad guy of the week”.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
yea it is revealing info very slowly about things going on
but it is just a cop show soo far. I like it however
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
yeah, i watched 3 of them last night
they start connecting everything a lot better, but it’s still really weird
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
It is like a cross between Law and Order and Lost
But the Sarah Jones leads with the chest when she chases down the bad guy of the week® so its all good.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
love those fun bags
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
they are very nice
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
what is wrong now?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You having preview/posting issues too?
Really thought that was just me since I hadn’t seen any other complaints. I’ve had that issue all morning.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
Same
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
same here as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Its one of the least annoying error pages I've seen at least
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
ditto
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It seems we all need to be more vocal about our complaints.
(Not something I thought I would ever have to type at LSB)
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
Josh Lewin is headed for New York
sportswatch Neil Best
It’s official! Josh Lewin will replace Wayne Hagin in the Mets’ radio booth for 2012.
Finally, a fanbase that will appreciate his Seinfeld references
Godspeed, Comrade Lewin!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of...Lewin has a band...
The name of said band is “Independent George”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
This just in,
Michael Jackson, dead at the age of 50!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
Meh...
Never remembered it being talked about here. Treat it like it’s big news.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yeah, I don't feel good about my response, either.
I feel like I use it too much. Shoulda gone with the “You guys hear about the gay caveman?”
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
no way?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
no question mark
period
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh
tough week, then?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
yes
I am bloated
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sorry dude
Hey, I hear chocolate helps with the depression that tends follow being bloated.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
thanks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 9:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You could always just get drunk.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
not at this time of day
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 10:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Says who?
Buzz Killington?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
I just don't usually do that kind of stuff during the day
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 10:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
LSB POLL:
What’s the earliest you’ve ever started drinking after you woke up? I’m gonna go sometime around 7:30am
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
11 a.m.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 10:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
between 6 and 7
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
yes, JAM!
i love it.
i love going on weekend benders
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
cocaine is great for benders
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
This was all natural.
21 year old at a music festival. Drove all night to Bonnaroo, got there at 5 am and started drinking and partying. Didn’t pass out until the next day’s afternoon.
Drinking wine coolers doesn't count jam.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
sure it does
the AC on most wine coolers is equal or greater to domestic light beer
and it wasn’t wine coolers
Probably around 8am
Went to watch the World Cup at The Londoner. Got my breakfast and a nice, healthy Fullers ESB.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
7 AM breakfast club
before football games everybody goes to the bars.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
Probably around 8:00 or 8:30
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 14, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
I tried to pick a favorite episode not too long ago...
It just did not work.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Like picking a favorite ep of The Simpsons
Just too much greatness to choose from.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
But with Seinfeld, they greatest episodes were in the last 4 or 5 seasons...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
the*
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
no they weren't
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Yes they were.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
The first few seasons were by far the best
There were great episodes in the later seasons, but most of the best episodes are in the early seasons.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Interesting...
I feel like toward the end there were more great shows per season than in the beginning.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
You'd be in the vast minority that thought this
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
There's only two of us talking here.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Just saying
If you polled Seinfeld fans, you would not get many who say they enjoyed the later seasons near as much as the earlier seasons. There were enjoyable episodes with a few gems mixed in, but for the most part, the show had gone away from what it was originally. The later seasons had taken their characters to extremes and made them more generic sitcom characters.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
No way.
God I hate siding with a BTO.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That should let you know how wrong you are
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
When you consider the fact that me and PK pretty much disagree about everything in the history of everything...
This might be letting you know how wrong you are.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
Episodes like the one where they are looking for their car in the mall parking lot
or waiting for their reservation at the Chinese restaurant. Those episodes are what Seinfeld is all about. The later seasons were much more generic sitcom plots with things like Kramer finding a new wacky adventure for that episode. The Puerto Rican Day parade episode alone invalidates your argument.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Puerto Rican Day Parade is one of my favorites.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Its widely considered one of the worst episodes of the series...
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
There is a lot more gold from season 4 on than in the first three...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_episodes
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Season 4 was great because of the season long Pilot arc
and also had some really great dark comedy to start the season with the whole Kramer is a murderer plot.
After that, you had some good plots mixed in and of course the characters were funny enough, but for the most part you had generic sitcom plots that were nowhere near as great as the earlier episodes. Mostly, the reason the later episodes were worse was because it was like they tried thinking of how they could make Kramer even loonier. His character didn’t need that and definitely didn’t need things like an oil bladder or when he ends up driving a fire truck around town.
And if you don’t believe that the later seasons weren’t as good, just remember that there’s a reason Seinfeld stopped the show when it was still one of the most popular shows on TV. He knew the show was getting worse and didn’t want it to die a slow miserable death where everyone just remembered how bad it was towards the end.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
The oil bladder was fucking hilarious.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
It sucked. The voice part was awesome, though.
The assistant was also good about that episode. The bladder was pretty meh.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
The funny part of that episode was the voice and Elaine sleeping with Puddy over and over again
The oil bladder was just another example of Kramer doing something crazy and completely non-Seinfeldy
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Define "Seinfeldy"?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
A show based on the humor of real life characters and situations
That’s why the parking garage and the Chinese restaurant are 2 of the best episodes in the series. It was an entire episode dedicated to a simple plot, one that everyone has gone through. Another episode is the one where they are all riding the subway to different places.
Of course things get out of hand and a bit ridiculous at times, but it stems from a realistic scenario. Not your neighbor from across the hall deciding to put oil in a fucking rubber ball.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Hmmm.
Of course things get out of hand and a bit ridiculous at times.
I think the rubber ball was one of those times. The premise of that episode was the need of a personal assistant (real life thing) and the quirky trait a g/f may have that you share with friends and make fun of her about it behind her back.
I think that was a perfect example of a “Seinfeldy” episode.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
The personal assistant is a real life thing
The unemployed neighbor getting a personal assistant to put oil in rubber balls is not a real life thing.
The quirky trait thing is, but like with most of the episodes, Jerry’s plot is usually grounded in reality. The biggest difference between the first 4 seasons or so and the rest of the show was mostly the ridiculous Kramer ideas.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I think your distaste for the later seasons is a direct reflection of Kramer becoming a more popular character on the show.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yes, sort of
Its not that he became more popular, its that they decided to take his character to the extreme and just turned him into another wild sitcom character. The greatness that was early Kramer was that he would be the same guy as later on, but without the ridiculous story lines. For the most part, you just had the character and his personality hanging around Jerry.
For every post, I just think of another Kramer moment that I didn’t like because of how much it doesn’t fit with the rest of the show. Just like the coffee table book about coffee tables where we get to see Kramer go on Regis and Kathy Lee. Or the rickshaws with homeless attached to them.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I don't have a single episode I like more than the other
But Bubble Boy is definitely one of my favorites.
Perfect example...My favorite line of all time from Seinfeld comes from an episode that I wouldn't call my favorite...
“So I take it you don’t make a habit of giving to the blind?”
“Not bills…”
There’s episodes where I’ve laughed more but that line, fucking kills me every time.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
MOOPS!!!
MOORS!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 14, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Seinfeld has a million things about it that would normally make me hate a sitcom.
Studio audience, set in New York, unlikeable characters, multi-camera, other stuff I’ve thought of before but can’t think of now.
And yet I love it. Less than everyone else, apparently, but I still love it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I just shed a tear.
He entertained us all through some rough years and then gets dropped when the Rangers succeed.
Now he has to try and paint a rosy picture of a bad baseball team to a bunch of mental midgets in NY.
Godspeed Josh.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Poor bastard is never going to get to say BALLGAME! again.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
Good for him
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
Good for him
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
Bad for him
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Bad for him
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
good? for him?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
Welcome to last week.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They will have to play the Astros at some point.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Adam says hello, pleb
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
just talked to a co-worker about porn
we agree that porn ruins the bedroom experience.
what say you, lsb?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Of course...
Porn is for fappin’ by yourself.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
no, i mean,
watching porn alone on your own time, ruins you in the bedroom because of all of the expectations that come from porn
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
I disagree.
It would be pretty foolish to expect that.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Nope...Not even close.
I realize that babymamatill might not feel like such a lady if I yuuup all over her boobs like I want to.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Nonsense
I don’t expect my wife to do shit like that, but it doesn’t mean I don’t wanna have sex with her.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Why would you expect the same things in the bedroom as porn?
Porn stars are professionals! I don’t go and play softball and expect to play like Josh Hamilton just because I see him on TV.
we agreed that basically you have to clear the mechanism
before you go into the bedroom
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
You mean watching porn while making sexings?
Or just porn in general?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
just porn in general
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
...it certainly can
Especially the same day of, for obvious reasons.
by GutenDirk on Feb 14, 2012 10:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well, the situations aren't realistic.
So you’re always expecting that maid to start playing your skin flute or bend like a pretzel.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
had that deep ellum cherry double stout bock or whatever...
you taste the cherry at first then your mouth gets blasted with a dark chocolate explosion
pretty good shit. needs more carbonation. i think.. i don tknow.. it was good
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 10:08 AM CST reply actions
rec
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
I feel like there's a Taylor Swift joke in here somewhere...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
flying saucer in addison has it... herbs tidntx and matteo dragged me out
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Damn...
I feel like this beer is avoiding me.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
river fenix was being a bitch
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
yes, asshole!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
Haha sorry, I left my phone in my room all night and ended up sitting on the couch.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
anything cool going on in DFW this weekend
@ both max and TnT — since RF and herbie arent around and IANF will just ignore phone calls lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
Yelawolf is playing Saturday at Trees
and FP/Moe are down to brunch on Sunday, but other than that, nothing at the moment.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
yeah brunch is happening
yelawolf, eh?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know if I'm going to it yet, but it's tempting.
Dude can spit.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
well cancel that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
not that i know of, right now.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
This is always a good one.
I also like “I lost my charger, so I had to charge my phone in my car”…tis’ always effective.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
Eh, anyone who communicates with me knows I respond to texts/calls pretty quickly
even if I don’t want to hang out.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
TCU at OU on the last day of the season.
Interesting.
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2012/2/14/2797454/big-12-football-schedule-2012
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
TCU loses by 6 TD's
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
I c u
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
Probably not, but I think OU is going to be really good this season.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Making this different from most years?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
I mean "win the conference and probably a BCS bowl" good.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Don't go too far out on that limb
I agree though. I think OU will win the Big 12 and that it won’t be very close.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
That's a pretty decent limb.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
In most of the (really early) preseason rankings I've seen, they're 5-7
and the top-ranked team in the Big 12
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
I've got
OU, WVU, TCU, KSU, OSU as the top 5.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yeah that's what I expect as well
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I agree with this
With a fairly sizable gap after TCU
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
Is KSU losing that much?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No, but they weren't really that good last year
They may outperform again, but I kind of doubt it. They’ll still be decent but not that good.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
The Big 12 was strange last season
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Why do you say they weren't that good last year?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
For one thing, they were outgained by about 50 yards per game
They weren’t bad, but they overachieved. I don’t think their performance is repeatable.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
THIS LIST IS OBVIOUSLY ERRONEOUS.
BECAUSE IT DOES NOT INCLUDE THE BAYLOR BEARS.
Pls correct and resubmit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Where would you insert Baylor into his list?
You already said OU will win the conference so….
Baylor slide in behind WVU?
I could see that.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I was mostly kidding.
I don’t think KSU is going to be that good because I think they overachieved.
I’m thinking something like this:
OU
WVU
UT/TCU/Baylor (tempted to put Baylor on the next line below this)
KSU/OSU
ISU/TT
KU
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't know what to think about Texas.
Their defense is gonna be great, but they need to find a QB who can throw a spiral.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Conner Brewer is that man.
;)
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
He can throw a spiral, sure
About two yards in front of his receivers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
hes shitty
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Most coaches frown on throwing the football two-handed
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
basketball court is down the street, son.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
I spent the past 30 minutes looking for my keys
Didn’t find them, skipped class.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Living life to the fullest, you guys
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
im just a follower.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
good defense
good running game (hopefully)
not sure how much ash is going to actually have to do
maybe i should hope he sucks it up so texas can get swoops lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think you're getting Swoopes.
I think you’ll get Barrett.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i believe harsin was in on swoopes
for a long time, read he was “his guy” back a few months ago
no clue if we get him or not, but…i can hope, right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
So you assume that because Harsin said Swoopes was "his guy" that you'll get him?
Texas fans need to realize that how much Texas wants someone isn’t determinative in whether you get him.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
nononononono
“his guy” vs barrett, who many thought was “better” on the texas sites/in some of the rankings i believe.
just “his guy” as the QB target for the recruiting class
not “his guy” as in “THEY WILL GET HIM NO MATTTER WHAT, WE ARE TEXAS”
give me some credit, i know i am a fan but i am most certainly not an OB homer…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
You never said Barrett in your post, but you did say Swoopes.
How the hell was I supposed to get that you were talking about Barrett from that?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
not sure?
the way i read it it is all about swoopes only, and that swoopes was harsin’s “guy” for QB in the class vs barrett.
i read it that way exactly?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
I misread the second post.
I don’t know what’s going on anymore.
I’ve heard that Texas loves Swoopes, I just don’t know if they’ll get him.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
well
dude has offers from lots of the big schools – bama, ND, tOSU, stanford, texas, aTm. auburn
+ baylor, TCU, TT, etc
i can hope…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
>>Sees list of fine schools
>>Then sees “+ baylor, TCU, TT, etc.”
>>Takes mental note to hate KoK.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you know what i mean
if it helps at all i had aTm and auburn in that second list as well originally :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Meh
He was mainly talking about size.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
I could counter this with Tyrone Swoopes going to TCU games/knowing the staff since 6th grade
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
But ultimately, I think it'll be TCU/OU/UT
No one really has the lead on him at the moment.
He’ll probably pick things up after basketball season.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
TCU is the wild card for me.
Could be as high as third or as low as 7th or 8th.
Will be interesting to see next year.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
OSU, too.
They haven’t recruited as well as I would have expected and will rely on a RS Freshman QB.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Lost a few DL and the safety Martin right?
Who is next in line for the crown?
Dez, Blackmon, then who?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I don't even know.
I need to look into it more after the Spring when I do my Big XII previews.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Lost some OL
I’ve heard Brandon Shepard as the next star receiver if he can keep his grades up. They brought in a ton of WRs and several are very intriguing
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Chelf will probably start over Walsh to start the season
The team is going to be pretty young. I’m not really worried about recruiting (but if they don’t have a much better class this year I will be surprised).
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Recruiting isn't always a future thing.
You’re going to see the benefit or lack thereof of the past few years’ recruiting this season.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh, I thought you meant this past year
I have no knowledge of anything that has happened before my time here so I have no idea
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i could see OSU having a top 20 recruiting class in 2013
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
>>>They haven’t recruited as well as I would have expected
>>haven’t recruited … expected
>past tense
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i know.
im not talking about the past. im talking about the future.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
I would put Baylor on the next line
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Probably reasonable.
I have greater faith in Florence’s ability to run our offense than you do, I’m sure.*
*I didn’t say greater knowledge, I said faith. So I am recognizing a bit of bias there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Losing Ganaway and Wright might be the bigger losses.
Lache might pick up the slack at RB though.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Glasco/Lache in 2012.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well if we're talking about Faith..
MISSOURI! SEC EAST CHAMPS!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Texas A&M! Third in the SEC WEST!
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
hah
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta have FAITH!
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
faith faith faith
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of Faith,
will Ole Miss win a conference game this year?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Do they play A&M?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yes.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Then probably
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
all depends if vandy can put together a second consecutive quality season (for vandy, anyway)
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
We play Vandy this year!
So excited for excess black and gold.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Heh I completely understand
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
dont they have a good RB thats maybe a soph this yr?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
i assume this isnt official?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Released this morning, holmes.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
oOo
thx man
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
That last 5 weeks
oy.
Not stoked to be getting a bye week 1.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Kate Upton MLB2K12 commercial
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
she's 19!!!!!
holy moly
also, CJ in an angels uni
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
I feel like she's been 19 for longer than a year
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
okay, so she's 20!!!
20!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
THat's younger than me!
=0
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
No, looked it up
June 10, 1992. She’s still 19. Still, just feels like I’ve heard she;s been 19 for forever.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
She is one fine piece of work.
I could get lost in those 19 year old titties.
I’ll be in my bunk.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
not watching it, but i refuse to believe it is better than this one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Oh man
That game looks like shit.
I’ll be buying the latest installment of The Show again.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
the 2k series is a joke
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
Hence why Kate Upton is in a commercial.
Only way the game will get any attention.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Well that
and the fact that The Show is a PS3 exclusive. If they developed The Show for the XBOX, no one would by that 2K shit.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
This is the last year 2K has baseball exclusivity for third party.
Microsoft or Nintendo could make a MLB game if they wanted. It would be cool if it opened back up, and EA brought back MVP baseball.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
MVP was good.
I’m just cracked out on The Show now. It’s such a great game.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
i'm thinking about selling my xbox and games
because i never use it. i have a kinect also, but that thing is so complicated to use.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
how much would you want for your kinect?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
make me an offer
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
what kinect games do you have?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
some fighting game
and some adventure game
i never play them
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
heh
trying to think of an offer
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
a handle of Kentucky Deluxe
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
how much would you want for your xbox?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
$150
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
how much would you want for your games?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
$60
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
how much would you want for your controllers.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
$30
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
Oh man, the hatred of seeing Ceej just for wearing that uniform flows more easily than I'd expect.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I think my external hard drive died :(
Fuck fuck fuck.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Porn.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
There was some of that
but this thing had… 200 gigs worth of good stuff on it. Whole TV shows, movies, etc.
And it’s only 3 months old.
Fuuuuuck.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
reasons why I have my external HD backed up
i would be pissed if i lost anything
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
with renters insurance.
as long as what you got is legit
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
heh just got 1 backup for the external
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
sorry to hear that
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
indeed
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
but with a JJT article to go with it.
yuck
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
We had a nice little bitchfest going on about it.
Studcrackers is not a bit CP3 fan.
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 14, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
TCU closes with Kansas State at home, Texas on the road, OU at home.
That’s a tough stretch.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
And the UT game is not on Thanksgiving (Nov. 24)
So UT isn’t doing one this year?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
Just trying to draw me offsides aren't you?
Not gonna work.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
The Seattle Seahawks have the original 12th Man.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
I swear I was not trying to do that.
There’d been rumors that the TCU-UT game was going to be on Thanksgiving this year.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
It still could be
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Right, it sounds like it depends on ESPN
Both UT & TCu have byes the previous week, so it seems like the schedule was made to allow for the game to be played on Thursday. Remember, the dates could move since it doesn’t account for any Friday night ESPN games yet, which there were a handful of last year.
by drizzle on Feb 14, 2012 10:51 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
The two best games last year were on Friday.
TCU/Baylor and Okie State/Iowa State
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Tessitore gonna Tessitore
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Meanwhile, Rod Gilmore is still covering himself in Boise blue paint.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Can't wait for those
Boise State at South Florida games at 11am on the U in a few years
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Eh, good for Boise.
Not the ideal scenario, but whatever they can do to stay afloat.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Chip Brown is reporting that it will be moved from 11/24 to Thanksgiving this year.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 14, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
It will.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
THUS SPAKE AQUAMAN
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 14, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
AND SO IT SHALL BE
AND SO IT IS WRITTEN
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
They finish with 2 top 5 teams!
/ESPN
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
@WV will be harder than any of those games.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
To take the glass half full approach,
The relatively soft beginning of the schedule allows GP & his staff to get the team ready for the weekly grind of the Big 12 without being immediately thrown to the wolves.
Man I’m pumped for the season.
by drizzle on Feb 14, 2012 10:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Same here.
I’m looking forward to making all the road trips, minus Kansas and WV.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
this guy has the right idea
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 10:37 AM CST reply actions
he looks like me after about 4 knob creeks in 20 degree weather
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
From now on,
I’m going to The Loon when I’m going to spend $8 on a knob creek. The pours, you guys…
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
the pours!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
the loon.. jesus christ.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
i have been to the loon with you
texas vs byu
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
i dont remember
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
This seems like something you probably say a lot
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
not really
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
She kept on pouring and I agreed to keep on drinking.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure how it's legal.
They pour triples. In which doubles are usually frowned upon at most bars.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Only thing I can think of is
they are just charging less per shot…while giving you a double (without you requesting it).
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Sound reasoning on your part.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
I thought so. Reason was foremost in my mind on that particular evening.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
I think what's more concerning here is that my eyes went straight to the penis.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
i hope i look that good when i'm old
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
Today is also the best day to give birth if you want an NFL QB.
And I’m pretty sure tomorrow is the second best.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
ok, malcolm gladwell.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
x
"U.S. hardware sales growth is becoming harder and harder to achieve at the broad industry level," said Stephen Baker, vice president of industry analysis at NPD. "Sales outside of the top five categories fell by 8 percent in 2011 as consumers shifted spending from older technologies to a narrow range of products."
Apple benefited from this shift as it was the leading consumer electronics brand for the second year in a row. Among the top five brands Apple was the only one to experience a sales increase, posting a 36 percent rise over 2010. By the critical fourth quarter Apple accounted for 19 percent of all sales dollars, almost twice as much as number two Hewlett-Packard.
Source: The NPD Group/Consumer Tracking Service, Retail Tracking Service, and Mobile Phone Track
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 11:06 AM CST reply actions
sales dollars != market share
outside the top 5 for 4Q 2011 worldwide
(where lenovo saw a 23% growth and asus a 20% growth, with acer and HP both dropping by 15+%)
in USA appple is 3rd in market share at 11.6% — far behind HP (23.1) and dell (22.4) but just ahead of toshiba (10.7)
i assume “hardware” = PC & mobile?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
i bought a lenovo
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
its what i have as well
good machine
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
considering apples prodcut portfolio
11.6% market share is pretty damn good.
and obviously – market share doesnt equal profits.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
very good
best decision apple ever made, in any product area, was going to intel based processors + bootcamp.
opened up a whole new world for them.
(well that, and entering the mobile marketplace w/ ipod —> iphone )
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
yep.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
also:
U.S. Consumer Technology sales include CE hardware and consumables from NPD’s Consumer Tracking Service, mobile phones from NPD’s Mobile Phone Track, and video game hardware sales from NPD’s Retail Tracking Service.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
sales dollars....
typical popular HP laptop ~$400
typical popular Mac laptop ~$1400
If HP out sells Apple 3 to 1, Apple would still have more percentage of “sales dollars,” but waaaaay less market share.
My bad.
i really dont think that is affecting the numbers that much.
considerng how many iphones and ipads apple sells.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
the iPads numbers will start going down
As of now, there are only a few tablets out there that can really match up with the iPad and they all started out in the 400-500 dollar range at least too. Now with the prices shifting to the 250-300 dollar range for Android tablets, you’re going to see a lot less people willing to spend the extra 100 or so on iPad when for less than half the price, they get a similarly good tablet.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
doubtful.
their market share will decrease, but thats only natural as more companies get into the market. their sales and profit numbers should still increase until apple shits all over itself.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
I agree that they'll still be very profitable
Their iPad sales though are in large part so huge because they were the first ones with a good tablet and have been able to stay well ahead of Android to warrant the big price tag. Just like with the iPhone vs. earlier Android models though, once the major Android users get their act together, they’ll be able to get much more of the market share. So I’d expect some growth still just because the market is still growing at a huge rate, but I wouldn’t expect the type of growth they’ve had to date unless they change their pricing structure (LOL, yeah right)
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
what is what
lots of stuff going on there.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
He might actually have a good excuse, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The best live show I've ever been to was the Revival Tour with Chuck Ragan and Jim Ward.
Well, it’s coming back to Dallas, this time to Trees, on March 20th. Anyone who can go really should. It’s a beautiful night of music.
CHUCK RAGAN (OF HOT WATER MUSIC)
DAN ANDRIANO (OF ALKALINE TRIO)
TOM GABLE (OF AGAINST ME!)
CORY BRANAN –
accompanied by: JON GAUANT & JOE GINSBERG
and special guests
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I enjoy Trees as a venue.
May check this out.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
I'll let you know if I end up making it out there.
This kind of collaboration is awesome
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i may check it out as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
It's a Tuesday night. Would you be able to?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
damn, cancel that
my outlook calendar was on april and thought it was march (4/20 = friday)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
If it were 4/20, we'd have a whole different outlook on that show.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
This guy gets it (sorry for sizing)
Save-the-date Valentine’s Day photo on the Rangers facebook page:
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 12:00 PM CST reply actions
You don't often see the palmball.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's Nice
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you know there is an LSBer who has engagement pics taken @ TBIA
right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
I had mine done at the Dell Diamond.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
DOSE GLASSES
I went on a date with a girl a couple weeks ago who was trying to convince me I need to get some bigger ones kinda like those.
The ones she picked out were $370 frames, so that didn’t help her cause, though.
buy glasses online.
no,r eally.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
THIEF !
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
But they are kissing and they aren't married yet.
Unacceptable.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't remember this being Micah's stance on anything...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Well, she had never kissed a guy, so there was that.
So I was just connecting the dots. I wasn’t being very nice, and for that I apologize.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
eh
ive never drank, doesnt mean i dont think drinking = unacceptable
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
clearly you were
when/when did that happen? lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
drunkass
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
jobu!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
I could be misremembering, but I'm about 95% sure she stated that.
There was talk about couples who don’t even kiss until they marry and she made the comment that it’s not THAT uncommon to never have kissed a person before and that she hadn’t either.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You are correct.
She made it very clear she was a kissing virgin.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah man...
Not cool. Even for a guy with a gay dog, just not cool.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Eh, I'm a good guy on here. Anything I do is done in jest.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
really?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
Personally...
I think the breaching of that subject, and lynch mob that followed is the reason she’s no longer around.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yeah.
Shame, too.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I bet it is
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 1:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Bums me out...
Far be it for me to be the voice of reason cause frankly who would believe it, but I saw that conversation happening and knew she wouldn’t be around much after that. I think it was the fact that somebody and I can remember who, just straight up asked her something to the tune of “So how can you write romance novels knowing nothing of the subject?” It pissed me off but I couldn’t get into it at the time cause I was at work, but I knew that she wouldn’t be around much after being attacked like that.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
can't remember who*
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
everyone knew she was sensitive about it
sometimes people just like to poke someone with a stick
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 1:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Dang, I missed that
I’m sad, Micah was good people. Sensitive, but she didn’t deserve that at all
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
but seriously,
if you have no knowledge of a subject, how can you write about it effectively?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
How do people write about dragons and magic?
Or space travel?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Excellent point.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
no it isn't
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
romance is real though
she is writing a real book (sort of, it’s romance), about a real subject. not dragons or fairies or magic
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Well I'm sure she has experience with it
Perhaps not first-hand, but I’m not sure why that really matters
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
oh i was under the impression she has never experienced it
because she never had a bf or something.
it just seems like it would be counter-productive to write on a subject you don’t know
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
well it seems to me that writing is the main part
and you can always ask friends, etc for advice and im sure get good feedback.
this isnt that difficult.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure she's still had romantic feelings for guys
and friends that have been in relationships, gotten married, etc
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The thing that separates the good from the bad in those categories is how well they write about *people*, though.
They make up the setting, not the humanity.
Exceptions being stuff dealing with totally alien cultures, which takes serious chops to pull off.
its a book with romance added
not a sex story with story added.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Because the book isn't totally about sex.
Sex is a part of the story, but not the main portion. She’s writing more about romance and sharing her feelings, which don’t have to be founded on knowledge.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
really?
you can write about romance and feelings that you’ve never experienced?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
So now she's never experienced romantic feelings?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Where did she say she's never experienced the feelings associated with love and romance?
How is that the same thing as saying she’s never kissed anyone or had sex?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i don't know.
just getting a little action on this site. it’s been slow (don’t watch the walking dead, so can’t venture in there).
i didn’t attack Micah on this subject, but i still question how effective her writing could have been on a subject that she is hardly an expert in
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
I think being an expert in the subject
is not all that important in terms of being a fiction writer, except for some sub-genres (historical fiction, for example).
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's not a how-to manual, it's a novel.
The vast majority of novels aren’t autobiographical in nature.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i would say a lot of novels
include personal feelings and emotions
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
personal to the author in question
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Personal feelings and emotions she might or might not have
Again, a romance novel isn’t going to be all about graphic descriptions of penises and vaginas or advanced sexual techniques.
You could conceivably write a romance novel about a person that has never had sex or kissed anyone falling in love and experiencing those things. If what we are assuming about Micah is true, hers would be the perfect experience level for that novel.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
also, i don't know about romance novels
i’ve never read one.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
HOW CAN YOU SAY A PERSON CAN'T WRITE A ROMANCE NOVEL IF YOU'VE NEVER EVEN READ ONE?!?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
i didn't say she couldn't
i just said i don’t think she would be effective.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
its a romance novel
not a penthouse letters book
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
meh.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
And to piggy back...
Novels are about whatever the fuck your imagination wants to think about. I’ve never had gay sex but I’m willing to bet I can imagine what it’s like well enough to write a fictional novel about it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
interesting.
well, my english degree has let me down again
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
do you think tom clancy has killed a bunch of people
and was in the CIA?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
i don't think tom clancy is any good.
so for this conversation, i would say bringing him up is a moot point
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
you suck TDT lol
Tom Clancy novels are one thing I do enjoy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
haha.
i don’t enjoy a lot of writers who are still alive, so i am swayed a little.
i’m also assuming i would not like romance novels.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
i'm assuming the same on my end
what writers do you read?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
recently i have been reading a lot of
philosophy books. Wittgenstein’s Philosophical Investigations is taking up my time right now. Just closed up some Descartes.
last novel i read was The Help (decently entertaining).
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
Love me some Descartes
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
i'm thinking, therefore i am
mother fuckers
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
this needs to be someone's sig
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
i studied british authors in college,
so i tend to stray between 1600-1850 english authors
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
wow nice....i'm not too into that sort of thing
prolly cuz I haven’t ever been introduced
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
some of the best writing ever
i also read and reread a bunch of classics like, Paradise Lost, The Inferno, Homer. just stuff that never gets old
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
i've read the inferno
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
awesome, awesome book
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
The whole Divine Comedy is great
Although you definitely need a version with footnotes to explain all the historical/literary allusions.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
i need to read this at some point
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
[looks at sig...] interesting
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Between your sig and his sig
I’d say there is a pattern developing here…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
My sig is a direct quote of somebody else...
So obviously the pattern is developing in River Fenix.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
My sig is a direct quote of you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That cannot be confirmed.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's like Benji writing about cars
or St1ck writing about empathy
or Aqua writing about how to argue with Josey
or me writing about a good college football team.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I think you mean me writing about how NOT to argue with Josey.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Or Ace writing about me.
I’m a mentor to people both professionally and personally in some of the activities I do.
I have quite a bit of empathy… hell, I’ve helped Benji understand and work his way through a personal problem before.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
google.com
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
"Please stop reading at this point and go to html://www.dinopenis.com. Watch the first three videos and then return."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It was me. She has told me that what I asked her did not run her off from here.
We talk all the time on Twitter.
My bad.
it seems like she had been getting fed up with this place for awhile
it sucks. I liked her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ding Ding Ding
Even though she didn’t want to be singled out as a female on a male-dominated blog, she was not able to brush off comments/complaints like a lot of us tend to be able to do.
I will miss her addition to the dynamic, but understand not wanting to be surrounded by us on a regular basis. We have a lot of great conversations on here, but we also have conversations that devolve into chauvinistic discussions. I understand not wanting to walk through that mine field.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
we've all been lynch mobbed around here
just part of the site.
fuckingdealwithit.cinematography
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
sounds more like prison than a website
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Read my reply to Chrom and you'll understand why I feel like that mob was a little different...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Different is shunned, persecuted, belittled, mocked, and torn apart on here.
If you have a different opinion, you have to have thick thick skin and be prepared to defend it. It sucks sometimes because people are so hard headed, but I like to think that what most people say on here isn’t too harsh and the name calling or personal attacks are limited.
When it gets to that, it’s usually because one of the parties got their feelings hurt and you can tell. People jump on that like blood in the water and antagonize the shit out of that person until they break.
Stupid internet sometimes.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I want the person who decided the Sweetjack song was a good idea to suffer....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 14, 2012 12:01 PM CST reply actions
Annoying commercials can be very effective.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
It's actually having an effect on how I listen....
I’d rather miss the first part of a segment than risk having to hear it during a commercial break….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
It's been drilled into my head.
Do you ever listen on the weekends?
I swear they play 10x more than they do on the weekdays.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
Somehow, I've avoided hearing it.
Is this a radio thang?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
The jingle is horrible
but I still don’t know what sweet jack does or what it’s trying to sell me, so the ad (though not the jingle) is inneffective
Does anyone use a Twitter service other than Tweetdeck or twitter.com?
I typically access through twitter.com, but I’m really frustrated by the interface change-up and would like the ability to customize a bit.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 PM CST reply actions
I use tweetcaster. It works okay
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Does that work in a browser, or is it a mobile app only?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
tweakdeck is what everyone on android should use
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
Never heard of it.
Although I’ve never looked either, may try this later today.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
its what tweetdeck was before twitter
bought them and neutered the app/service
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
dead thread
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 12:39 PM CST reply actions
Ask everyone which hamburger joint they like most.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Or just ask everybody where they ate their burger.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Lunch hour.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Let's hear your worst Valentine's Day experiences, people.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 14, 2012 12:42 PM CST reply actions
not getting my ex something. i had hell to pay... although its irrelevant now
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
So very underrated
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 14, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Did you future wife like the plane ticket?
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
hasnt said anything.. shes been home in missouri and hasnt been back to her house yet.
i figured her roomates would have told her or she would have had them open it…
ohw ell.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
I intercepted it.
Because I needed a plane ticket home.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
where are you from?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Columbia
2 hours from STL or KC
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Slash I'm from Arlington
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
foreveralone.jpg
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I spet all Valentine's Day on a blog talking to people I've never met before.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I set things up for an awesome homemade dinner and bought sweet jewelry for my girlfriend
but on the actual day, I came down with a really high fever. I tried to make it through dinner, but I had to go lie down on the bed while she sat around doing nothing.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Could be worse
Someone could have been wrong on the internet
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Could be even worse...
Somebody could have the wrong opinion of which seasons of Seinfeld were the better seasons.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It is actually worse then
because your BigTillOpinioning all over which Seinfeld seasons were the best.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Arguing with someone that's dubbed to have terrible opinions....
you’re kinda wasting your time Gdawg.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Well what the hell am I supposed to be doing at work then?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
He's got a point LIS
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't really find a good or bad season.
I like episodes from each season, to be honest. There were some I didn’t really care for, as well. They are all spread out. Honestly, the only time I really find a difference in the seasons is when I look at their clothes and hair styles.
Most of the time I just laugh. That’s what makes it one of the best shows I’ve seen.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Nothing is gonna top the time you "accidentally" had sex with that pre-op tranny on Valentine's Day 3 years ago...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Nothing better than a lonely lady taking out her pent up frustrations out on you in bed.
You just have to make sure you weed out the crying ones, because that makes for a long and uncomfortable night.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I was thinking about going out tonight to see what that looked like
I’ve had a girlfriend the past valentines
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
*4 valentines
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Disagree
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
This is a fact
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Can't argue with science
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
for the girls you go after
every Tuesday is fat Tuesday
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 1:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
this guy gets it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I've made that joke before
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Nothing better than someone to share all night burning diahrea with
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Who doesn't enjoy sucking the Asian Zing off of the sausage fingers of a portly young lass at Wild Wings?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
lasses of all shapes enjoy sucking Asian Zing sauce right from my tap
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 14, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If you want to meet single women on Valentine's Day
don’t waste your time at a bar, they’re all bitterly buying ice cream and chocolate. Just stake out the Blue Bell door at the supermarket.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Look for the ones going for the Chunky Monkey
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Funniest poster on here
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
and the nearest redbox
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
i walk around with the notebook and chocolate on valentine's day
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
Also true for NYE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Not a bad experience by any means, but...
I lost my virginity on Valentine’s day 16 years ago.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
i laughed out loud
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
tit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
i have a trick penis
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
NYE 9 years ago
9!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
13 for me...
But it wasn’t a holiday just boned my high school girlfriend for the first time.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
it was my high school gf, but it just seems like 9 years ago is forever ago
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
I was the first outta my circle of 5 guys to tear up my VCard...
I was the Pacey Witter of my circle of friends.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i was right there as the first
fun times.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
Never had a bad one.
I’ve either had pleasant dates, or something to do (or a lack of caring) when I’ve been single.
[puts on sunglasses]
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
My friend who lost her husband a few months ago posting statuses might qualify this one as the worst.
:/
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
PK, did you see my question on the dinner shows at WDW?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Let me repost it.
She wants to know the best dinner show between the Backyard BBQ and the Whoop te do something or other. She has this book that explains pretty much everything about WDW, but there wasn’t much info on these two.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I've never heard of BYBBQ, let me look it up.
Hoop-dee-doo I think is how it’s spelled, but I don’t know, either. I know that’s outrageously popular, but I’ve never done it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It's at the same place as the HDD.
Seriously never heard of this.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The only things I could say are I've heard of one of them, and it's extremely popular.
People love it.
The other I’ve never heard of, but it appears to me more relaxed and has characters. So it’s up to her if she’d rather have a semi-authentic show, or picnic with characters. The Hoop-dee-doo, tough, again, is one of regular guests favorite things in the World to do.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
What's the book?
A lot of people buy those “EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW” books and run in to problems.
Primarily because things change so often and books can’t.
When is she coming again? Starting in March, we’ll be enforcing FastPass window end times. Once your two hours are up, you won’t be able to use it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Mid/late Aug I believe.
I didn’t see the book, but I’ll let her know about the changing aspect of things. She has been before, but she’s going with her kids now, so it’s a different experience she’s looking for. I had a good talk with her about the FastPass thing after reading what you wrote the other night.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Don't know if this counts.
But four years ago, or so, I went on a blind date with this girl right around the first of the year (like January 3rd or 4th). Picked her up at her place, and she asked if we could stop at HEB before we went anywhere else. So I say sure, and we head into HEB. She makes a beeline straight for the Valentine’s aisle and starts showing me all the stuff she wants for Valentine’s Day. Cards, and what specific chocolate, and “a Spurs Cheerleader Build a Bear” too.
I skipped right past the dinner portion of the date and went straight to getting ice cream, thinking that either she’d sane up (fat chance) or I’d be free to run for my life sooner. The date ended 15 minutes later when she went ballistic after hearing someone at a nearby table mention Ben & Jerry’s “Yes Pecan” ice cream they’d made for Obama’s election. She started screaming, and I hit the bricks.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
you have led an eventful life
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 1:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i bet he went on the date dressed as bigfoot
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Is dating insane women eventful?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
I could probably fill an OT with insane women stories.
I must have a magnet.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
just another one of your stories
I enjoy them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 1:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Goddamn right it is.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's ... that's something right there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Waco
They don’t produce crazy that strong anywhere else on the planet.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
The HEB on 12th?
Should have known right then something was up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Wooded Acres
Right across the street from the raccoon incident.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
You mean the Ghetto Heeb?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
YOU KNOW I DID.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
*knucks
What was the official name for the HEB out by Walmart and Bellmead?
There was the Taj Maheeb on Waco Drive, the Ghetto Heeb, and Little Mexico on Valley Mills, but I never really got a nickname for the last one. I think we called it “Abercrombie Heeb” because the department signs all looked like Abercrombie posters…but that was kinda weak.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
I just called it the Bellmead HEB, but we rarely went over there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
YES
She’s obviously latina.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Sadly, no.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOO
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I know, forget the rest of the stuff, that alone is grounds for immediate end of date
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
More Latinas for me then.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh sure, make me out to be a racist
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
What if he said she was a LARGE spurs fan?
Would that change your mind?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I would have to reconsider.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm a Spurs fan and I wouldn't consider myself LARGE.
I’m definitely not skinny though so you may have a point.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Clay Travis is not a popular person in Austin.
Relies too much on U.S. News rankings but I guess you have to use something to make the point.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
What is the LSB consensus on Sixx: A.M. Good band, terrible shit band, meh?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Never heard of them.
So that means that suck.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
this is the only song I know from them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYlS_kmxES0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 1:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was actually kidding.
I don’t know a ton of shit that people like today.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
I just can not win with you today
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 1:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm a man of mystery on Vday...
every other day, very predictable.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
This is how irrelevant this band is...
It took me the longest time to figure out that you were talking about a band and not a professional wrestler.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Not sure what this means...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
it is a number
comes after 16
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ah, thank you...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
no problem
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I forget...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
He's saying your post reminds him of something a 17 year old would say.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Well...
He coulda just said that.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Hey TNT
Why is half your basketball team suspended?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
because they are pompous idiots.
2 of them were reinstated – served a game suspension essentially.
but our two best and most senior players are still suspended. i think its becuse they have serious attitude problems. no one really knows. “conduct detrimental to the team” was the headline. gotta hand it to grant. pretty much pulling a norman dale.
i still love our bball team, and will support them any way i can, but this season has been such a roller coaster. ready for it to be over.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
Odd
Good for Grant though, standing strong and sending a message.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
he was really pissed after the south carolina loss.
it sounds like its been a whole slew of factors, different things stacking up. lot of rumors swirling out there, but i dont think it was anything serious. lack of discipline, respect, hard work, etc.
tony mitchell is an amazing basketball player, but he takes a lot of plays off, has terrible body language, and generally gives about 50% effort when he isnt dunking or going for an alley oop.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
So KoK
my rooting spree went sucesfully, using apex on my Gnex and while i was at it i rooted my tab 10.1 and put the most recent CM9 nightly on it… holy shit ICS is good on tablets
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 14, 2012 1:40 PM CST reply actions
yeah i am excited
buying a tablet when they release the badass acer (or as it asus?) tablet they showed at CES
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
the 10.1 runs like butter with ICS
only problem with it right now is that the camera doesn’t work which idgaf about
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 14, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
camera is an issue on a number of devices
like the droid X — can install ICS, but camera doesnt work
has to do with drivers, etc. likely it will only work if an official ROM comes out from manufacturer for device from what ive read
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
i dont really give a shit about the camera on my tablet but the clean ICS is so much better than the touchwized honeycomb
you can also set max/min clock speeds just in the settings its real easy and nice among other things
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 14, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
YES!
Apex = a great rom
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
the other strange thing is i seem to be getting stronger cell signal on my nexus now...
i dont know if its coincidence or not
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 14, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
you should upgrade to the 4.0.4 radios
they are a hgue help
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
phone talk haha
dont worry about it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Nick Kroll is getting a sketch show
I am excited
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 1:42 PM CST via Android app reply actions
If this causes The League to suffer I'm gonna be pissed.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I doubt it will
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 1:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The League has always suffered
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY STUPID AND DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
OR MAYBE I'M TROLLING YOU
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
haha, please. no one trolls on this site.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
it was better before taco got all zany
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 1:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he is el chupacabra
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 1:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
La Chupacabra is our office codename for my boss
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Just saw this joke on Twitter..
What’s 6 inches long and won’t be getting sucked on Valentines day? Whitney Houstons crackpipe.
Hey homowners
What am I probably not considering (that I should be considering) when thinking about buying my first house?
Proximity to fine drinking establishments.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
what are you considering?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
also:
resale value.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
The fuck did you just call me?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
hahaha
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Internet service providers (for the LSBing, obvs.)
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
MIP if you get a FHA loan
How closing costs are paid for.
Fences and how they hold up (dealing with neighbors about this is fucking unreal)
Shop around for Insurance rates
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
mortgage insurance premium
To obtain public mortgage insurance from the Federal Housing Administration in the United States, Ms. Smith must pay a mortgage insurance premium (MIP) equal to 1 percent of the loan amount at closing2. This premium is normally financed by the lender and paid to FHA on the borrower’s behalf. Depending on the loan-to-value ratio, there may be a monthly premium as well. The United States Veterans Administration also offers insurance on mortgages.3
Well damn, big balla
Why don’t you just throw a suitcase full of Benjamins on the table and buy the whole damn thing in cash?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Ha, the opposite
for me to afford 20% for down payment on a house, it’s going to have to be an incredibly cheap house.
Oh, ok. I reread it.
I would look into getting perhaps an 80/20 conventional loan. Those can make it worthwhile if you have good credit and can get the rates low enough.
I won’t lie, I’m not up to speed on the different types of loans you can get, but there are some on here who can. Benji could start you off.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah, I'm a few months away from really entering the market
Just trying to figure out what to research
You know, a real estate agent is probably one of the only professions we don't have on here.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Isn't that what Rodney does?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i use to property manage and had my agents license.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
Mortgage Insurance Premium
If you get a FHA loan you have to get MIP unless you put down 20% on the house. You must do this for 5 year minimum and is a complete waste of money for a good borrower.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
how many rooms will you be able to have sex in?
answer should be: all of them
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Living Room size
We went from a fairly large one to a small one. DIdn’t think it would be a big deal, but 2 years later we want to move again because we can’t hardly have any friends/family over b/c there’s no room.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 14, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
how long you plan on keeping the house and what the neighborhood will be like then.
which goes along with resale value, unless your plan won’t be to sell it then.
also:
commute shenanigans.(how drunk can i be and drive in this neighborhood)
upkeep yearly average costs.
monthly utility costs(often are higher with older homes, b/c poor insulation and pipes)
how long you can leave up christmas lights til your neighbors get pissed and rip those m.f.ers down
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
is the a HOA, and is it worth it.
ours sucks.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
Ours is shitty as well, but we only pay $140 a year, so you get what you pay for.
Most folks are pretty good about keeping up with their shit, so it’s not really needed…Yet.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
fantasy stuff from LSB thread
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
has anyone heard of duckduckgo?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:09 PM CST via Android app reply actions
goose!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
[gets up and chases, helplessly]
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
Heh,
people in the office thinking you just ate a batch of magic mushrooms.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
If your mom has a penis, click on this link
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Welp
Have fun in OT II by yourself, jam!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
it was made by Jam so of course it would fail
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
That's an IANF thread
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yea i figured it out after clicking on it
oh wellz….btw the Stars are depressing me
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yep...
But ya gotta keep on keepin’ on.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yes for sure
i’m not a fairweather fan….hopefully they can get better in the offseason
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
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