OT II
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:14 PM CST
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PrintPablo Escobar said that the essence of the cocaine business was "simple - you bribe someone here, you bribe someone there, and you pay a friendly banker to help you bring the money back."[13] In 1989, Forbes magazine estimated Escobar to be the seventh-richest man in the world with a personal wealth of close to US$25 billion[14] while his Medellín cartel controlled 80% of the global cocaine market.[15]
While seen as an enemy of the United States and Colombian governments, Escobar was a hero to many in Medellín (especially the poor people); he was a natural at public relations and he worked to create goodwill among the poor people of Colombia. A lifelong sports fan, he was credited with building football fields and multi-sports courts, as well as sponsoring children's football teams.[7]
Escobar was responsible for the construction of many hospitals, schools and churches in western Colombia, which gained him popularity inside the local Roman Catholic Church.[16] He worked hard to cultivate his "Robin Hood" image, and frequently distributed money to the poor through housing projects and other civic activities, which gained him notable popularity among the poor. The population of Medellín often helped Escobar serving as lookouts, hiding information from the authorities, or doing whatever else they could do to protect him.
Despite his popular image among Medellín's impoverished community, Escobar was well-known among his business associates to be a calm and sensible negotiator, that preferred to use money before the gun[citation needed]. Many of the wealthier residents of Medellín also viewed him as a threat. His brother said that Pablo knew that money generated more loyalty than fear, so violence was often unnecessary[citation needed]. At the height of his power, drug traffickers from Medellín and other areas were handing over between 20 and 35% of their Colombian cocaine-related profits to Escobar, because he was the one who shipped the cocaine successfully to the US.
The Colombian cartels' continuing struggles to maintain supremacy resulted in Colombia quickly becoming the world’s murder capital with 25,100 violent deaths in 1991 and 27,100 in 1992.[17] This increased murder rate was fueled by Escobar's giving money to his hitmen as a reward for killing police officers, over 600 of whom died in this way
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Im going to go prey on the weak at sherlocks this evening
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:21 PM CST reply actions
May I be the first to wish you
Good hunting.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Shouldn't have bought the plane ticket.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
im regretting it now.. she hasnt text me today...
ill give it til tomorrow at lunch to get the nicest text/phone call ever or relationship terminated…
and fuck yes im gonna ask for the voucher back.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
What was it that made you really like her enough to do that?
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
because i really like her.. she has become standoffish the last 4 or 5 weeks
we have been talking since like likes november… everything has been going well. but its long distance.. figured plane ticket she could fly down here and we could have an awesome weekend together.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
Well it was a nice gesture.
Sounds like your all growns up!
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
no chance
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
im perfectly fine until i get that riot punch in me
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
oh yeah
i fucking need to get off the bottle
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
Well, at least you wouldn't have to tell her about hooking up with your ex...
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
im not telling either one about any of it...
i also bought 500.00 worth of opening day tickets for us 2…. thats the next “planned” weekedn we have together….. but i can easily replace her with one of 200 people that would want to go with me to that.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
Shouldn't be a problem.
That was a wise investment.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
section 15 row 3.. i think they were 210 a piece but after stubhub pear tax
thats how much they were
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
You'd have a better time bringing a bro anyway...
I say do it regardless of whether or not things are still going good between you.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
bring a blow up sex doll
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
At least the sex doll doesn't talk.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I'm surprised they don't make those in Japan.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
check the tag
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
!!!
(this guy)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
Send me the voucher so I can come to tailgate
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
/hamilton'd
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Going to Maggiano's tonight.
We are going to get dressed up and everything.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
hope you have a reservation.. also the beef braised tortellini is my rec
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I made the reservation about a month ago.
I like the chicken fettucini alfredo myself. Very creamy.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
A month ago??
Damn man, that’s being prepared at its finest..
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
And even then, I couldn't get 6:30 because it was already full.
I had to settle for 7:00. I’m going to be so hungry by then.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
7p window is a perfect time for dinner.
6:30p seems too early, and anything after 8p sounds too late.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
If I'm going to a nice place
I prefer an 8pm dinner. Get there early and have a drink or seven in the bar. Then a nice long meal.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
I guess if you like to drink then that definitely works.
I normally don’t get very hungry once I start drinking though.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
i like late dinners.. 8:30 or 9
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
I already have a good buzz by then
and can get away with eating only apps.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
We usually eat at around 6-6:30, when I am getting really hungry.
By 7, my stomach is going to be very angry.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That happens when you go to bed at 945p.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
Heh. I go to bed at 9:50.
So that I can get 8 hours before the alarm goes off at 5:50. So I tend to eat dinner early.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That's where we went before junior homecoming
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I got the girl flowers and a bottle of wine.
Also will make some hamburger stroganoff tonight while she’s at school. Might even clean up the mess I make in the kitchen.
........
…….
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
I walked outta the house this morning telling babymamatill "Your Valentine's Day present is in your belly"
However I don’t feel like this will be sufficient.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 2:23 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
It should be, dammit.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Agreed...
an 18+ year commitment is the ultimate Valentine, but what the fuck do I know.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I thought that was Christmas.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
sounds like easter to me
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
it is for all occasions
Christmas, kawanzaa, midday at the grocery store
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sage advice.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
have I told you that you're my hero?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 14, 2012 2:36 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'll crumble on my way home and get her something...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
get her a valentine with a picture of a train on it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The sad part is I haven't even looked but i know that valentine is available somewhere...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I would buy it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Most famous Valentine's Day card of all fucking time.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I have a lot of those tshirts.
Holding on to hope!!
I’ll start jogging tomorrow. (said this for about 3 months now)
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
I've got the gym membership
my frequency has naturally declined after the first week, but I still have the desire…
My eating habits are tons better than a year ago.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Just the opposite here.
I don’t mind the activity. I actually like it once I get going. I hate not eating cheeseburgers and french fries and pizza whenever I damn well feel like it.
Well I played golf twice last week.
Most physical activity I’ve had in a year…possibly longer.
The Colony has a 9 hole course with cart for $20. We played 18 and I was sorta sore the next morning …so that’s progress.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
What do you think I've been doing on google this whole time?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Well yea but after that making a VDay card.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Get her one that says "I choo-choo-choose you!"
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 14, 2012 2:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Damn.. Fuck you SBN app.
I was first in that haha
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 14, 2012 2:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i got the wife chocolate covered strawberries and a card
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
do these women even like flowers.. or they just like everyone stopping by to say something
about the flowers on there desk…
or do they actually think flowers are pretty?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:27 PM CST reply actions
its not about the flowers is it..
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
It's never about the flowers, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It's both.
My wife likes the pretty flowers equally as much as getting to show them off at her work desk.
dude, chicks love flowers
but they love the thought of being loved even more
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
Not true...
The only reason chicks want flowers is so other chicks can see them with flowers and be jealous, they’re an evil bunch.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
im inclined to believe this.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
Especially when they get "Just Because" flowers.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That's the only kind I give.
If I’m in trouble it’s too little too late. You just look petty at that point.
Yeah. They make a good "Just in case" present.
Just in case you screw up later, you can remind her about those flowers that you got her for no reason.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Don't remind her.
Don’t do that. Doesn’t work. Cheapens the original gift and gives her “so I’m not supposed to be mad about (whatever the fuck stupid thing you did) because of flowers”? The equity is there – don’t spend it.
this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Perfect example...
babymamatill is at home right now on maternity leave. You think she gives a fuck if I send a dozen to the house? Fuck and no. Now a year from now you can bet your ass I’m sending some to her at work if I want any form of a blow job for the rest of my life.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
maternity or paternity?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
I thought when it's the woman it's maternity...
If it’s the man it’s paternity.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i dont know.. im asking you
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'm 99.9% sure I'm right then.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you are correct
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
woman is maternity
father is paternal
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
someone got rosetta stone for christmas
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
My friend got accepted in to the Border Patrol a few months ago..
And he learned spanish in 4 weeks.
It took me 2 years.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 14, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
I really regret not knowing more than I do
I wasted a golden opportunity to learn while living in the valley
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can understand it but I can't really speak it...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I cam get around
but I can’t really form sentences besides the basics
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So you know if someone is talking about you.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
he hears maricon and knows it is about him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This explains why your ears perk up every time you hear verga.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
and yours don't?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This joke series is going nowhere...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
that wasn't my ears perking up
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
it was my wiener
FYI
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I had my mom teach me when I was 14..
After I tried getting her to buy me Rosetta, which i’ve heard is the best program to learn a new language.
It’s really nice knowing a 2nd language.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 14, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
I've had some nice results with it for Spanish and Italian
just didn’t get to use it frequently or long enough.
Rosetta Stone does nothing but build vocab
It doesn’t teach you how to form complete, grammatically correct, original sentences.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Well spanish isn't all about complete, grammatically correct sentences.
There’s so many different types of versions of spanish, a ton of people speak slang spanish, as long as you can pick up a few words, you’re able to understand it.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
But Rosetta Stone is based around visual reinforcement of vocabulary
So you look at a picture of a horse, click on it and hear “el caballo,” and therefore your brain makes multiple forms of association with “horse/el caballo.”
But it never teaches you how to form your own thoughts and sentences, like “I rode horses when I was a little kid” or “I think horses are beautiful.”
The remarkable thing about language is that I can put together a sentence which has never been uttered in the history of human speech, and if I follow the rules of grammar correctly, every speaker of English should be able to understand me. Rosetta Stone doesn’t give you this ability though. It just increases your vocabulary.
So you’ve got the nuts and bolts, but no assembly instructions.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
The more advanced lessons
do teach sentence structure and grammar, but I don’t have an educated opinion as to the quality of those lessons.
There's really no substitute for being immersed in a language
You can study for years in a traditional class (doesn’t stick), you can try Learn _ Language software (doesn’t stick), or you can try watching foreign films/listening to foreign music, etc (doesn’t stick).
The only way to effectively learn a language is to spend a significant amount of time surrounded by it. Being forced to speak back to native speakers.
Which is a bummer, I know.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Despite not speaking Russian much the last 18-20 years of my life, I still recall most of the basics to the point where I could pick it back up. It being my first language when I was growing up was huge.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I agree with all that.
I minored in Italian and still speak more Spanish than Italian just from working in restaurants. But Rosetta stone is useful.
Oh sure, it's useful
It just bugs me how they advertise it as “the quickest, most effective way to learn a new language.”
And the price is obscene. People want a drive-thru way to learn a foreign language, and the fact is that unless you’re some kind of language learning prodigy it takes a lot of time and effort.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
I've been here 5 years
and I still don’t feel comfortable in Spanish
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
are you a mail order husband?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Not so much, Adam.
I’d be a millionaire if so because THAT’S WHAT I’M WORTH
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
shes on maternity
bigtillio would be on paternal
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
The ones my girl like the most were the cheapest ones I've bought her,
they were also the one I had delivered to her at work.
by SantosLhalper on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Send your woman some of these raw meat flowers...
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
roastbeef curtains?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
we've all been in that situash
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
wait for it......
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
bitch please
Bacon roses
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
lap band?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Diplomatic Immunity?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
its been revoked
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
You know Bob has wanted to use that line for a LOOOOONG TIME!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
only 1 rec?
THIS IS MADNESS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Girls like flowers...
….in that they like posting pictures of said flowers into their facebook feed to make all the other girls jealous. It’s annoying. Girls are annoying.
/founding member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Chuck.
I know this is your 26th comment and all, and I’m sure you’re proud of it, but go fuck yourself.
by FuturePants on Feb 14, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
/founding member of the Walking Dead Sux Club
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
btw i'm watchin that shit tonight
its make or break time.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
What in the hell is the "He-Man Woman Haters Club"?
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
little rascals
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So far by my count on Facebook.
8 pics of pro valentines (pics and well wishes to sig others)
6 posts of hating (money day/VD day/screw you happy couples)
3 pics of single parents posting their children in valentines garb to make up for the fact they don’t have the baby’s daddy around any more
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I have only seen one "Valentine's Day Sucks" type post.
But at least a dozen photos of flowers. Hell, I wished everyone a happy Valentine’s Day. I don’t have a problem with the holiday at all. I do find it annoying that people post flowers or gifts and shit.
My friends suck, apparently.
I have no ill will toward the holiday other than the fact I don’t go out of my way to do something special.
The day I don’t want to treat my wife like everyday is Valentines day is the day we get divorced. That’s the way I see it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
yup same
I don’t have a wife..but that’s how I see it.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
Word
I’m just convinced the girls post flower pictures for the other girls….not because they like the flowers that much.
yep they jelly...only reason to get them anything
and if you don’t then you’re in for a shit storm.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
They like the smell, I suppose. But I see no other reason for them to enjoy flowers.
Why flowers are chosen as a thing of beauty is beyond me. I don’t see any other quality they possess that is so great. They provide nothing to a relationship in terms of functionality. A vacuum at least keeps the house clean and last longer than a week.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Have you thought of just quitting facebook FP?
I think you might be a happier person if you did.
OTOH you may just find something else to bitch about.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
He may actually burn down Waco in a fit of unconstrained rage if he ever stopped bitching about Facebook.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
heh a&m sucks
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
nothing gets past you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Thanks chrom!!
If you ever need any investigative work, you know who to ask.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Hardly
He does seem angsty today considering one post caused him to go all “fuck you”. I consider that an invitation.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Oh snap.
You really are mad. And over one post that really wan’t a personal insult as a reference to a kids movie.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Attention LSB commenters, we need a Sock Puppet Check on aisle 9.
Can we get a Sock Puppet Check on Aisle 9?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Hey, AceJC
Words hurt.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
How did you become the "automatic sock puppet" start up?
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
people thought i was numba 1 ranger
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
fan
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'll guess Buddy Smokes
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
A sock puppet of a scock puppet...
that takes some boredom and talent.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
Am I right?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
he could be a long time lurker
I was for almost two years
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
About?
Buddy Smokes? I have no clue who that is.
I think I made an account years ago while drunk but mostly lurked. My current employment has me bored quite a bit so I decided to dive in. I’m not new to this place at all.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Well we knew you weren't new.
Too many references. Buddy Smokes was a recently banned poster who goes out of his way to support Josey Wales.
Josey loves to throw out the Waco comment… that’s what made me guess that.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
They day he went full "I'm a trainer and none of you can even play baseball"
He mentioned that he likes to push buttons and he’s good it.
goET responded a few hours later with, “I’m good at pushing buttons too” and we haven’t seen him since. I assumed the ban hammer was dropped.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
geez, you two
just make out already and get it over with.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
patience, my friend
The Plan™ must be allowed to work. I would say 90% as of now. Just have to follow the steps. D.E.N.N.I.S.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Ok just making sure.
Don’t want you to think we’re gonna forget.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
I won't forget, either
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
imply that you are going to rape her?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
word?!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I am asking
you can’t ask me a question after I have asked a question
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Are you going to hurt these women, bro?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i REALLY need to rewatch this episode
it’s generally considered the greatest Sunny ep, right?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I wish they had this on Netflix Instant
I want to catch up but so far behind.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
DENNIS
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
GET IN YOUR BUMBLEBEE CAR AND DRIVE BACK TO YOUR HIVE
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I am not much of a fan of him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
uh
Chrom and Closure with the BTOs today.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
That's harsh.
What if he is lactose intolerant?
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
no
the gang gets invincible!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Josey is a douche whose sole goal in life is to annoy people.
FP has internet anger issues. If a reference to The Little Rascals makes you go all “fuck you”, you need a BJ badly.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
You suffer from the same syndrome that all the idiots who hate me do:
You have no idea about anything about me, and the only reason to say things like, “you need a BJ badly” is to try to start a fight, which makes you just as bad as Josey. So I’m sticking with my first guess – since you suck as bad as Josey, I’m guessing you are Josey.
Meh
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think "pompous ass" would have been my very first impression.
You’ve grown on me through the off-season months though.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
It's most people's first impression of me.
I’m not sure how I’ve improved your opinion of me, but huzzah!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think it's a lot of talk.
Once I got to know you, you’re not nearly as bad as you want some to think.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Hate is pretty strong.
Granted I haven’t had actual interactions with people very much but I have seen and read a lot. At most annoyance is as far as I would go about people on here.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
I don't usually post my real name in public forums.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Fine
You can call me Charles if you’d like.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
yeah and it is called Wharton, bitch
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 2 recs
chuck finley
jeez
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I thought he was the guy on Burn Notice.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
that is what it makes me think of
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Better than the ball player at least.
Fucking Angels.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
I don't care to know anything about you.
Although I don’t see how my “internet anger issue” guess is off the mark since that was the given reason for your absence so long ago.
In the end you took a casual reference and went a completely retarded direction. If anybody is Josey lite right now it isn’t me.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
My absence was because I didn't enjoy many of the interactions on here.
Like I don’t enjoy interacting with you. Which is why I’m going to stop talking to you. Same reason I don’t generally talk to Josey, ab03 or JTD either.
Welcome aboard.
Seems like you’ll fit in just fine.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Allow me to present the LSB Welcome Aboard Questionnaire
Section A
1. How do you feel about beans in your chili?
2. What is the most overrated burger in the Dallas area?
3. How do you feel about blowjobs?
4. Do you understand what it means to “suck the dick of research” or “cup the balls of hindsight?” If so, proceed to Section B.
5. Are you currently writing a romance novel or are you opposed to copious amounts of breasticles on the internet? If so, proceed to Section B.
Section B
Go fuck yourself.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
1. if you like beans in your chili proceed to section B
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
doo doo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
(also, it isnt me. FP is a cool dude)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
when it comes to non CFB issues
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
That's just what a puppet master would say.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
doo doo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
ok
J.B.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Cool.
I’m a problem solver. I saw that you had a problem with facebook so I offered up a solution.
I can’t help it.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
welll they shouldn't had kicked him out
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
by Mike E on Feb 14, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i wonder how many bits he steals then?
That’s my problem with Dutch. It’s not that he’s a fucking goofball..I think this team needs that. It’s that he’s BLATANTLY RIPPING OFF FERRELL HARRY CARAY AND CARVEY’S ARNOLd AND NO ONE WANTS TO CALL HIM ON IT. If you’re gonna be a fucking goofball dude, come up with your own bits. It wouldbe like if The Fan suddenly had the Fake Jerry Jones call in to their morning show.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
No flowers, but card and candy
and Saltgrass tonight.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
If you don't get laid for the bread, then something's wrong.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
She does love that SG bread.
I like the Hoffbrau sourdough better myself, but this is of course, her night.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
My BTO of the day:
I hate sourdough.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
i like johnny carinos bread that have with that oil stuff
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
i dont think its garlic... maybe it is.. its fucking godo though
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
Tasty, whatever it is.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
It is garlic. The oil has a bunch of spices in it, as well.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
There is probably some crack in there, too.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yep, with those pepper chunks in the oil. Very good.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
i think they are pine nuts and olive oil and basil or something
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
It's roasted garlic
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
BTOs are bad...
but this is just terrible. How do you live with yourself?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Very happily.
Without sourdough fucking things all up.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Trader Joe's chocolates
Tulips bc roses are too expensive on V-Day
and Dinner last week (again, too expensive on V-Day)
I'll get my own Trader Joe's chocolate, biatch!
But those poor suckers in Texas don’t know what they’re missing.
gotta do what you gotta do
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
tulips
zzzackly. The card was more expensive than the tulips. We’ll probably eat dinner at home tonight and do something on a less crowded day. it’s a bitch to drag 2 kids to crowded restaurants
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
crate training, bro
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Italian Inn - home of the singing waiters.
/spanishfly
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM CST reply actions
Their cooks have a sense of humor.
One time I order spagetti with meatballs and Italian sausage. It comes out with the Italian sausage/meatballs arranged like a dick & balls.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Oh my. Might have to suggest that tonight then!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
This was several years ago before I had a camera phone
or I definitely would have captured that culinary magic.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
Last year, I spent a buttload of money on V-Day...
This year, I might get myself some Whataburger.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
DEBC Cherry Chocolate Double Brown Stout
Tix to Jason Isbell in April (She thinks I’m going, but she likes him more and is possibly related to him and needs a night out)
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
had that last night with herbs and tidentx and matteo
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Most inappropriate movie to watch on V-Day(Porn excluded)
Go.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:45 PM CST reply actions
The Break Up
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Unfaithful
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
You could do a marathon of those two back-to-back
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Followed by A Perfect Murder
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
And Cruel Intentions
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Antichrist
or pretty much Lars Von Trier in general.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I might watch that tonight and live blog it with screen caps.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
FOREVER ALONE
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
WAIT, IS IS HE CUMMING BLOOD?
FOREVER HAPPILY ALONE
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
remember me
at least it was on fort night
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It is on any night...
dumbass
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Any kind of slasher movie.
Oddly enough, my gf loves them so we’re all set tonight.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
The Matthew McConaughey one
Absolutely dreadful.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
We're doing a 3D one tonight
Hugo.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oooh good one.
I was thinking along the lines of Porkys, Revenge of the Nerds, American Pie, or Road Trip.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Did you hear they're coming out with 'American Reunion' in April?
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
With the whole original cast.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
It's a great movie to make out to.
Right, GDawg?!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Human Centipede
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
1 or 2?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Haven't seen #2, but I have heard that it is worse than #1.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Um, yeah. I won't get in to detail.
Speaking of torture porn, I noticed at the Red Box the other day they made a Hostel 3.
I’m assuming Eli had no part in it.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
It was direct to video, and I don't think he did.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Serbian Film
never seen it or even read about it, but I’ve heard it’s rough.
If I’m remembering the name right.
goddamn
you beat me to this one. high five
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
human centipede
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 2:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
lol
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Sweatin To The Oldies, any volume
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Having sex while watching that movie
was one of the stranger experiences of my life.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
"Singin' in the Rain" scene
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Oh wow, yeah that's a little over the top.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Yeahhh
We looked at each other afterward and were like “yeah let’s turn this off and go to the bedroom.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
At least it wasn't Schindler's List
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Also, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (foreign version)
What would be better than a dark foreign movie themed around abuse of women?
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
marley and me
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Winner.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Also maybe Irreversible.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
American History X.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Zombie Strippers
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Did you see this by chance?
Any boobage?
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
haha just glanced at it in passing
and i’m sure there is boobage….not sure its worth the terribleness tho
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Jenna Jamerson's boobs are on display
Not like we haven’t seen em before anyways.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
sad movie
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Human Centipede
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Is he doing his awesome Harry Carey/Arnold impression?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Or does he just look drunk like he did on the news the other night?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
He's getting very Brian Wilson-y as of late.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
is he saying "look at that" over and over and over and over and over again?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I am going to pick up a 6 pack of Bell's Hop Slam tonight
Just happen to come out the same day as VD, GF will love it.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Something I would definitely not drink
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
3 day hangover waiting to happen
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
ever had gator IPA?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
gator bite IPA
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
It is a 10% IPA
It is so good. This is one of my 3 favorite beers and my GF’s all time fave. We plan social events around this beer hit the shelves and tap rooms.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Bring some to TG if you can save it
We don’t get Bell’s down here.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I can try
Checking cans is way easier than checking bottles. Too bad I am not driving I could do like I did last year during my baseball road trip and pack two coolers of local beer for trade.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Double ziplock bag
Wrapped in clothing and between all your other clothing.
Sadly though, what would you really want from Texas as local beer. (Other than DEBC, which also doesn’t bottle yet). Shiner and Rahr are decent brews, but not really “Go out of your way for” beers.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
My purchase: a waffle iron (requested)
Homemade chicken and waffles is the V-Day dinner
hnnng
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
i like shake and bake
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Do you have the time
to listen to 20 or 30 internet nerds whine
about nothin and everythin all at once?
NEW LSB TAGLINE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Alright, new discussion marginally related to the one up top.
Weirdest movie you’ve ever boned during.
For me, it might have been Team America.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
nothin like watchin 2 dolls doin it to get the juices flowing
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
A Disney movie...
Can’t remember if it was The Little Mermaid or Emperors New Groove
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
The movie about AIDS?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
bug chasers
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I liked that dudes other movie
I think it was called bully
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
acting was terrible.
all it was, was smoking pot, murder, video games, and bad bush.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Any movie that director has done.
Bully
Wassup Ruckers
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
There's been several
but none weirder than the aforementioned A Clockwork Orange.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Pearl Harbor
we didn’t bone, but the boring movie combined with the empty theater led to things that shouldn’t be done when learning about your nation’s darkest day.
we need to ask mike e what goes on in movie theatres.. like what hes witnessed etc.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Wonder if he's ever seen any PeeWeeHerman/George Michael action....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
Not sure if this is weird
But I had a friend tell me, “dude, watch Henry and June with your girlfriend, and you’ll totally get laid.” I put on the film, and sure enough, about 45 minutes in, we were going at it like crazy on my couch. Chick was nuts, and I’m glad we’re not together anymore, but man, she liked to fuck.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
The Rock
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
harry potter
the first one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Moaning Merdle get you hard?
That’s fucked up, yo.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
that is the second one, bro
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And for that, you get this....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
I don't care
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's well deserved.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's not movie 1.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
On the day it premiered in a theater full of families.
You sick fuck.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He has a fetish...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I had to show her what my wand was made of
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I've still never seen a one of these
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
HIGH FIVE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Same here.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Right on
We should all hang out and not watch Harry Potter.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Or LOTR or Star Wars
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Whoa there, killer...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Damn...
Thought I’d slip on by ya…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
lotr sucked so much
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
step brothers...
because i kept laughing so hard i needed to fart in the middle of coitous
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
You ever farted while a chick was giving you a blowie?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
nope.. have during doggystyle.. blamed it on her
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Alright, Brodie.
How’s your comic book collection comin’ along?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
like till reads
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Which one is that from?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Mallrats
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
THAT KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR !!
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
What part?
I thought I had that movie memorized.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
During the game show
when she figures out who’s behind the curtain
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah. That scene too.
I love the follow up line Brodie drops?
What? Comic books? I’M ALL MAN, LADY!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
When they were talking to Trish the Dish on the bench.
I believe the line is actually, “Good luck with your comic book store.”
Brodie gets pissed and says something like, “Damn, Rebecca has a big mouth.”
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Gotcha...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
we don't die
we multiply
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I got a beej in the theater during The Green Mile
Other than that nothing springs to mind.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
when she opened her mouth, did a bunch of bugs fly out?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 14, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
also WTF, can someone explain this?
http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/14/transformers-4-arriving-in-june-2014/
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
transformers 4 is coming out in June of 2014
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i guess i deserve this
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Are they still calling it Trans4rmers?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Glad to see Bay is branching out...
Once Bay is done with “Pain and Gain,” a movie about a group of bodybuilders who go on a kidnapping, extortion and murder excursion in Florida, he’ll get to work on the fourth “Transformers.”
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
god he is turrible
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
strangest place you've ever done it?
mine would have to be church parking lot (during church)
or me and my college GF did it on every single green of a particular golf course in town….. we liked to go night putting.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:18 PM CST reply actions
Office at work.
No BS.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
Always wanted to do that
Way too many damn cameras around here though.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
I thought we already did this...
Restroom of the BBQ restaurant I worked at in high school…twice
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BURGER?!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
In the produce cooler of the grocery store I worked at in high school.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
That's not "pesticide"
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Also did it on top of the meat market cooler.
I was an Asst. Mgr, she was the office chick. We used to close the store together and could pretty much do it wherever we wanted.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
Goddamn it
My general manager used to wear a skirt and leather boots up to work on days off. We always had a thing going on (and hooked up about a year after I left), but I never got to pull it off in the store while closing.
This is apparently the WildcatIsJelly thread.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
It was pretty awesome.
I also wrote the schedule so I made sure she closed when I closed.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Ha, I did that too
Tom Thumb at Bowen and Park Row for you Arlingtonians
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 14, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
worked there!!!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
late 2000 till late 2002
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We must have graduated high school the same year.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Ah I was there
From 97 – 99 I think. Good lord that makes me feel old
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 14, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
you may have worked with my brother then
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
t c
he was a checker then a service manager. you had to have worked with Michelle
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah there was a Michelle there
Don’t remember her last name though. TC doesn’t ring a bell, but a lot of people worked there.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 14, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
he was only there for about a year
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Summer of 99
But we’ve talked about that before.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I must have been gone by the time you worked there
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 14, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
I was 14, so I only worked 4 hour shifts.
I might have been there and you had no idea.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
hmm yeah, it's possible
By then I was a checker and I worked all hours. Who knows though, that was a long ass time ago.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 14, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
No joke.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The LSB Produce Club
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
It may have been the dairy cooler
I can’t remember..it was just cold
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 14, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Produce cooler was good
because the lettuce boxes were stacked just right so I could plop her ass up on em and go to town.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Oh for the love of God
My family shopped there for years.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I used to live around there
I’m sure worse things than that occurred there.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Especially at that Kroger down the road a bit toward Division.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I shop there
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
in a bathroom backstage at a Henry Rollins concert.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Are you saying we weren't alone??
yuck
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
One ex had a thing for public doing it.
Restroom of a Coffee Beanery (She worked there…it was usually very quiet around closing time)
In parking lot of book store next to Hulen Mall
Church parking lot (two times, two different locations)
Parking garage while watching a parade
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
nice
me too.heh
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I guess it would be in a theater
during Assault on Precinct 13.
Though I’ve also done it in managers office, restroom at past work, etc.
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haha Assault on Precinct 13 ?
thats awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
That's pretty hilarious.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
50-yard line of Homer Bryce Stadium
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
in the bed
lights off. shirts on. missionary position. it was buckwild, yall
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
...but that about socks?
One on, one half way off?
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL
YOU ASSHOLE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
upstairs of the campus center
2 story lobby, upstairs with ppl on the first floor
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
So is it worth getting an online MBA?
Also from a lesser school, such as UNT.
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Hey we have a new business building, sir.
It’s new and big and cool looking, so that means our program is better than it was before the building was built.
UNT has the option of it is why I mentioned it.
I wasn’t saying they suck, I could picture their business school being named after me in the future but I would want it to be reputable then.
But I meant as in it isn’t hugely known for that, not that they were crap in it or anything.
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Online anything doesn't sound very credible.
I could be very wrong though.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't go for it if it stated it was an online degree on the degree
as some do.
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Pha Q, Mike E
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
what is the craziest thing you have seen couples do in the movie theatre?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
There were two couples having sex right next to each other like 3 weeks ago..
had to be kicked out the back.
Two having sex behind the dumpster which is gross (this one in particular is gross back there I mean)
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I've gotten a blowjob behind a movie theater dumpster.
lol I was 15, though.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 14, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Nice
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Don't get a University of Phoenix MBA. Those are worthless.
From personal experience.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
yes, I would never go there heh
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you should be more specific
mike is talking about an MBA through an online program (i think?)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
I am specifically talking about UNT's online MBA program
but want to know if anyone has an issue with it is it the online or UNT part that gives them problems, as well. heh
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UNT if you want to go cheap. UTD has a better online MBA but it is more expensive.
I think the UTD would provide more value. Look at what companies recruit from each school and make your decision based on that.
Song or Artist that you've boned to, but would never admit it in person.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:23 PM CST reply actions
Collective Soul...Run...
So gay.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Lady Gaga
It gets the fiance in a stripper mood though.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
This brings me to what might be a BTO...
Music during coitus is overrated and actually pretty stupid. I inevitably end up pounding to the beat of the song.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Probably Static X- Push It
Only time I felt like I’ve been raped, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
dirks bently song
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
told my group members I wouldn't be coming to class today
And instead of doing so I came here to be on LSB heh
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does River Fenix know about this?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
i'm sure he does
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
This is why they send out emails telling you slackers when to meet and what's expected of you.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
heh
we’re actually doing this ‘activity’ in class today and I hate doing stuff like that.. I get nothing out of it.
I can miss 3 days and I already have those days marked.
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Just saw her SI swimsuit photos.
My god.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
I almost Randy Marshed all over my home office this morning watching that.
That girl is fucking delish.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Have you guys talked about WTF is up with that SI Swimsuit cover photo?
I mean, I love Kate Upton, but that photo sucks.
So sad
Was that Brooklyn Decker photo from last year? That is a perfect example of hot girl looking super hot versus 2012’s hot girl with her boobs looking weird from a weird angle and not that greatism.
i assume this one?
Yeah, that’s much better.
by Closure GT on Feb 14, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
eyes are too blue
and she wears way too much jewelry
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yep
I like my women dressed like they are amish
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 3:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Belly button too high, 3/10, would not bang
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
2/10, would not bang
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Posters who weren't here for Braums Day are going to be so confused by future references to it.
Because it literally cannot be explained.
Those are the best memes.
It took me a bit to figure out James Mason.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
James Mason
When I say figure it out, I really mean I searched back far enough to find a previous explanation.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I may do that...
doesn’t seem used enough for me to feel real confused about it.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks.
also, I noticed Walter Sobchak was there…forgot all about good ol’ Walter.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yes!
Now compare to the 2012 Kate Upton weirdness where she looks like a giant smashing a city with weird tits. I just don’t get this year’s.
Upton is getting played out and overphotoshopped.
It’s been like watching the rise and fall of Rome in fast-forward.
Seems like most photos are heavily photoshopped these days.
Saw one of that golfer chick, Gulbis I think, that looked more like CGI than anything else.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
5'8", 160 with big ol cans
holler at me
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 14, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
If you had to choose,
would you rather top row or bottom row missing?
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Get back into life?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Huh?
I can’t really decide.
If top is missing, no worries about teeth during BJ time.
Top missing looks way worse I would think.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
It was a lame joke about the adult undergarment
That was the jingle in the tv commercials
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Hmmm...I should pay more attention to adult diaper commercials it seems.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yes...
you never know when you’ll need to know things of this severity.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
hmmm
I see distinct disadvantages both ways
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Right.
Obvious answer is threesome.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm not rollin around with that fatty option b
A burden should never be something out of your control.
EKG was clear.
Arm is still slightly numb, they think pinched nerve or something. No one seems to think it’s worth worrying about immediately. Have an appointment with a neurologist to check on the neuropathy and also look at my inability to hold my hands steady since I was like six years old. Also getting an annual physical and blood work (lipids, etc.) done in a few weeks. Basically putting my body through a whole check. Might MRI my head while I’m at it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Anything in your trunk that's numb?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'd recommend not playing with it as much if this is the case.
by BHill on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
how will he put the fire out?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and somebody rec this for me
I enjoyed it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
One of my coworkers had an issue
Where part of his abdomen went numb and it ended up being MS (which is not terrible to live with)
If it’s extremities that doesn’t seem super concerning (to my non-medical self) unless it lasts for weeks.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah, probably just a pinched nerve or something
Could’ve slept funny for all I know. Still was a bit scary.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Did somebody say "numb arm?"
NARM!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
The B -> D difference doesn't make up for all that fat
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No, it doesn't.
I’d rather tight abs then bigger tittays
A burden should never be something out of your control.
no
putting on a slutty dress doesn’t mean she doesn’t look like an 18k dollar car
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Negative
The skinnier chick beats the bigger boobed chick
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Maybe for actual dating purposes
For simple one-night-stand banging though, I’ll take the big boobages.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
No.
I wouldn’t know what to do with that little boy body bitch you’re pushing around.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
/sandusky
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
With this and the brunette thing too I'm arguing against my own opinions from a couple of years ago.
feels so weird
I would’ve rather had a 5 then a convertible back then too.
wtf
107 and Bs
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
elbow too bony
2/10 WOULD NOT BANG
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Seems like the SI photographers really go for the whole squished boob thing
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Two years ago.
Last year was Bar Rafaeli.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Bar was three years ago
Last year was some unmemorable chick.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
Irina Shayk.
Good call. That was actually a good cover, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, it was.
It’s just funny that the other three have taken off, and you don’t hear much about her.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
My favorite fake redhead just called him a douche for it on twitter.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Evan Longoria's GF, right?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think so.
I’m talking about Jaime Edmondson.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That's probably the forever alone crowd.
I didn’t think I should vote cause I wasn’t about to do anything after just one date two days ago.
Not FA.
Not doing anything.
I’m romantic when I feel like it, not when the calendar tells me to be. And she agrees.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 14, 2012 4:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
My wife told me I didn't have to do anything
But I went and got her flowers at lunch and set them up at the house so she sees them when she got home.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
cool.
I was told that before and did nothing. And it was not good. heh.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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its
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
...but then nobody else will see them.
That’s the point of flowers right?
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
she wants kids some day
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
i went and adopted 5 dogs from the humane society. im gonna give them to random single women
and hope they give me a beej.. or at least take one of the dogs
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:40 PM CST reply actions
That's discrimination.
Married women need loving too.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
i keep clear of the married women.... almost got revenge murdered by a jealous hubby one time
(i didnt know she was a married woman… probably wouldnt have stopped me either way)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
yeah it shouldn't stop you
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
Yes it should
Getting murdered takes all the fun out of the sexings.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
unless you're into that sort of thing
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I prefer to keep the same number of holes in my body I already have
which is why I don’t go boning married women.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
girl is chowing down on your hog
“so yeah..you gonna take a dog, too?”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
anyone been watching Idiot Abroad: Bucket List?
Man I love that show. Just watched Trans Siberian Railway last night….greatness.
i wanna get in a shark cage in south africa with a great white face to face
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
I got in a shark cage in Hawaii on my honeymoon.
It was awesome. About 25 sharks were swimming around us.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't really enjoy swimming in a pool of my own shit
So I think I’ll pass on that, thanks.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
Hahahaha.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Haven't seen any of the new season.
Can’t wait to catch up.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
My favorite scene so far was in the deserted island episode.
First Karl chickens out of bungee jumping, so they send him to meet the tribe that “invented” bungee jumping. They jump off of these towers made of wood with vines tied around their ankles. Karl gets there and decides to “dive” about 5 feet. But he is too scared to even do that, so he kinda just falls over. I was dying laughing,
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yeah, I love Karl.
Happiness is like cake: too much of it, and you get sick of it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
"I think people get tired of going certain places after a while.
Like Tel Aviv in the 80s. That’s the way I feel about (outer) space."
-Karl (paraphrased)
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
go to sleep before i put you to sleep
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
mateo actually looks like ben stiller in that movie
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
that's a haunting visual.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Buahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Oct. 13: Texas vs. Oklahoma at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The Big 12’s version of the Granddaddy of Them All. The league’s best rivalry resumes at the State Fair of Texas this weekend, which unfortunately falls on the same weekend as Austin City Limits. For the hipster/college football crossover fans, this is your worst nightmare.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:53 PM CST reply actions
Baylor-TCU is that week, too!
/kicks dirt
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
What's six inches long and won't get sucked on this Valentines Day?
Whitney’s crack pipe.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 14, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
We're all following texts from Bennett on twitter, right?
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
yeah.. is it still going?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
Sure is. He just posted one.
Something about Bennett acting like a Jonas brother to get “all deez sluts tryen to take my vergenety”
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
im following now.. quality stuff
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
in the 2010 world cup
spain won every one of its games post-group stage by a score of 1-0
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
Ronswansondontevencare.jpg
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
thats just mean, bro
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 14, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
@can we get hatcher back
these are the radios i am talking about
BUT you need to know which ones you have, need to have like 4.0.2 before downloading 4.0.4 i believe (radioversion , not android version)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
where the hell do you find your radio version
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 14, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
also @ jobu
email rodney (i can give you his email if you need it)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
If every single movie character ever was put into a gigantic room and forced to fight to the death...
who would be the last person standing?
Granted, this has to be a normal person. It can’t be a human with superpowers, can’t die, etc… It can’t be a ghost, or troll, or any shit like that.
Just a normal person. No weapons at all. Hand to hand combat. Who wins?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
At least one has superpowers though.
He clearly gets disqualified.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Indeed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Wait
if only one can make it out, which Liam Neeson?
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
All the Liam Neesons.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
They get pushed into the transporter from the Fly and become a super Liam neeson?
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
MotherofGod.jpg.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Can't bet against Jason Bourne in hand-to-hand
The dude can fuck you up with a phonebook, for chrissake.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
it was a magazine
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Well then imagine what he could do with a phonebook!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
my favorite was the pen
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Edward Scissorhands
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
NO SCISSORHANDS DAMN IT
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Gus McCrae
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like Rambo could do some damage with no weapons.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
It's funny to think about. random characters.
How fast does the little kid from Jerry Maguire die? How about Bitchtits from Fight Club?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
We need to set up a tournament.
I like this idea.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
His name was Robert Paulson!
He’d wreck some shit.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
You did not just talk shit about Meatloaf.
Because he would do anything for love, including absolutely killing you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No shit about the Loaf from me...
I figure he’d last a long time. Being so huge, and a member of Fight Club.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
old joke, NYTimes arcane style rules dictate he be referred to as "Mr. Loaf"
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
See, these are probably Bs, but I'd take her because she's tiny and skinny over a larger blonde girl
A burden should never be something out of your control.
She took that picture herself
and posted it on Facebook, I’m sure.
She fucking loses.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
and yeah, those are easily C's
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
That just don't seem to have the necessary height to be Cs
A burden should never be something out of your control.
her eyebrows look drawn on
2/10 WOULD NOT BANG
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I wouldn't.
Because there is a half-decent chance that’s a tranny.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 14, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
hmmm...
I’ll take my chance with this one.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
x
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 14, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
racist
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
he has black frying pans
it is ok
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Does the 1 mean he wouldn't do her?
Or is it like binary where 1=yes and 0=no?
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yup
I’d definitely take a shot regardless of tranny potential.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
haha i'm fuckin with ya
But seriously her face looks better in the first one. Body better in this one.
That's a better picture and assuages my fears.
But do you know this girl?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
leave it alone, aqua
just leave it alone
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 5:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
from that high-up angle
you really can’t see the wiener. good pic
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I'm sorry benji...
I just prefer women that don’t think they’re amateur models on facebook…I’d still fuck her though, just wouldn’t get serious with her.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
the leaves would be all in the shot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 5:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And by "take her picture"
I mean Yuuup all over her face.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
(benji rolls over in bed, taps person and says
“hey…how much do you weigh OH MY GOD IS THAT A WEINER?!?!?!?!?!?”)
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Awesome...I wish I was around more when you're here.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
thanks, bro
highfive
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
it is not all it is cracked up to be
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i love you, Chrom
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
happy valentines day, bob
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 5:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you too, buddy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
that RT from this morning was your V-Day present from me
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I seriously wanted to punch you in the face
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 5:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hahaha
it was pretty fucking gross. I’m gonna have to STOP clicking on that dude’s links about diapers. They always make me cringe
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I never click on anything you RT
I learned my lesson a while back
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 14, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, would I is binary.
1 yes 0 no
first and last are 1-10
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I see she set the makeup gun to "whore"
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
This was actually funny.
Good job.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Might have a penis
0/10, would not bang.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Not going to lie.
I’d probably give it a shot just in case.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Well you, sir, are a trooper.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
watch yer cornhole, bud
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 14, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That's not very tough.
Just insert a butt plug before the date and you should be fine.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
It's called the "Lost in Ace Maneuver."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 14, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This doesn't seem productive towards the "don't get something shoved up your ass" goal.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
It's gotta be your bull.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm not from Oklahoma.
We don’t have semi-consensual sex with animals where I’m from.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
So he's not an Aggie, that narrows down the list a bit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well that's true.
I may need to think this through a little more.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
If you get it from Japan,
the butt plug will talk to you as well.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe even about Yu Darvish!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Does having a vibrating one make you feel more or less manly?
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
You have a vibrating object shoved in your ass
I think that ship has sailed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yeah
so says Aqua (rolls eyes)
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Are chick cars good at getting the attention of chicks?
That at least would serve a purpose. I can’t imagine having a vibrating butt plug draws the women in.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
Some of them think bright yellow is too bright for an everyday car.
But they do like riding in a convertible.
While the butt plug is inserted obviously.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
because she's tucking it too well
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
You're going to fucking criticize this you socialistdickmotherfuckah
A burden should never be something out of your control.
hey, man
to each his own, brah. If you would like to sexually experiment with a tranny, then have at it. WE’RE ALL GONNA GAYMARRY TOASTERS AND DOGS AND ROTISSIERE CHICKENS
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
You guys must have more experience with the trannies.
I can accept that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
um, thinking you'd spotted one indicates more experience on your part
Our naivety indicates inexperience.
okay so i figured out who benihana is, you guys
he’s that guy from the country song about being cooler online. how every time he goes online he is rich and tall and has lost a bunch of weight. i heard that song the other day (i’m guessing it’s a new one, i’ve never heard it), and my first thought was this is benihana.
haha. he’s so much cooler online
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 4:29 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
benji is Tex Beefer?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yes!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
Costanza's in the video.
Brad Paisley – Online (?)
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
Brad Paisley song.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
brad paisley
online
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yes!!!!
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i figured it out
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
written about one of our own
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 14, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
God damn, Brad Paisley sucks some major ape dick.
I lasted 1:19.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
you trying to induce IANF into posting ape dick pics?
darn you
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Like that has to be induced, Schoolly
it’s gonna happen anyways.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
but you're jogging his mind . . . "ape dick ... heh, them're funny ... lemme look for"
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Paisley is actually a legit guitar player...
Much like Mayer his genre sucks the life out of his craft.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you damn his chops w/ faint praise . . . dude's got hot licks for days
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Hour and ten minutes in a meeting to tell us
everything is pretty much exactly the same since the last all-staff meeting.
I don't get this. I just don't.
This happens all the time, but it’s so dumb.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
heard this
aqua likes trannys
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:41 PM CST via Android app reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOPPPE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
She's a favorite around here, right?
Diora Baird @diorabaird1
Chocolate and crying. Valentines Day you say? More like Every day Day. #singlelife
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Lesbian, right?
I thought she had a girlfriend.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Only thing I can find on that topic is that she was dating dudes three years ago.
Maybe you’re thinking of Diora Beard.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 14, 2012 5:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I think I am.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Shirley you're not thinking of AMANDA BEARSE ...
“Marcy D’Arcy” on Married With Children, who is an out lesbian . . . back in the day, I would’ve
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Yeah right.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 14, 2012 5:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
hey FP.....
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
very close to "hey FAP"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
which one would you do first schooly?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Middle, I think.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
the one on the right looks like she had a stroke
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
Makes it harder for her to say no.
I’m serious, she might not be able to say it at all.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
the kicking and screaming means she likes it
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
Doesn't matter how many times you say it
That’s still not an acceptable legal defense.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
well
yes
yes
yes
big surprise, I know
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
id take the brunette to the produce section after hours first
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
I'm with ya...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
this must be an unflattering picture, at least of the blondes
so I’ll start w/ the brunette
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I always preferred the brunette
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 14, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
gross
you guys
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I forget some times that there are some clever motherfuckers around this place.
Dirk Diggler just made me laugh out loud in the Adrian Beltre thread.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Spanish Beltre? folks are still adding onto that? shit ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
That one closed like a year ago.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Not sure why I made "sometimes" into two words here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I thought I did rec it!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Same.
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by philkid3 on Feb 14, 2012 5:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
for those of you interested in ME3 and on a PC
you can currently pick up BF3 free if you pre order mass effect 3 on PC
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Hmm...
But what if I don’t want to get Generic Modern Shooter?
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
You get ME3, too.
And it’s only going to be the best game ever so far.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
then you buy it from amazon or newegg
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
Is PSN+ worth it?
Amazon has an offer that nets you a free trial month.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
Did I just miss an online dick measuring subthread?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Sounds like a Sandusky opinion if you ask me...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
If you push the ruler into your pelvis a little you pick up about another half inch...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Always round up.
They’ll never know the difference.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
I want to be in one of those one day
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just don't cross swords.
It’ll turn you gay.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
2 inches
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
someone has bought those pills I see on the porno websites
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 4:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The patches work better
go straight to the blood stream and not to mix in your stomach with foods and liquids.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 14, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
Jimmy Johnson is a convincing mother fucker.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
if i ever see Jimmy Johnson
I’m gonna run up and as loud as I can yell “DUDE! I BOUGHT THOSE PENIS ENLARGING PILLS TOO! SWORD FIGHT!!!!”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
where are we measuring from?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 4:58 PM CST reply actions
god dammit
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
haha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
mmm
breakfast
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
egg whites and turkey bacon?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
no
2 cups of coffee, 2 slices of cinnamon-raisin toast and a protein shake. eggs are fucking disgusting
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
cinnamon raisin toast is awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the fuck is cinnamon raisin toast?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
is it healthy?
i eat bagels like that kinda
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
pretty tasty
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Yes sir...
add some real bacon and biscuits and gravy…then you’re talking.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
hes on a diet..
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions
"two adorable orangutans square off for world tae kown doe championship"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
drunk uncle shows up in stands and ruins everything... again!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i don't get this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
That last one would be incredibly dangerous.
You would get going so fast that if you deviated out of one of the portals, you could really hurt yourself.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Would still be enough to kill you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Approximately 122 mph in that orientation, sez Wikipedia
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The fuck does this even mean?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Hamburger meat and veges.
I can go pick up stuff from the store though.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
Well I have taco shells already too.
So tacos it is…thanks fellas.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
taco salad?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
jam
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
taco-rama?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I can't rec it right now.
I might later tonight.
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by philkid3 on Feb 14, 2012 5:32 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Glad to hear it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Why is this down here?
This was a response to Diggler.
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by philkid3 on Feb 14, 2012 5:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I figured that's what it was
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Which one was it?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I was joking.
I don’t think anything has been posted that was delete worthy.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
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