LSB Up All Night (2/14) - Lover's Edition
by benjihana on Feb 14, 2012 5:37 PM CST
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| Valentine’s Day Statistics | Data |
| Average annual Valentine’s Day spending | $13.19 Billion |
| Number of Valentine’s Day cards exchanged annually | 180 Million |
| Average number of roses produced for Valentine’s Day | 196 million |
| Percent of Valentine’s Day cards bought by women | 85% |
| Percent of flowers bought by men | 73% |
| Percent of women who send themselves flowers on Valentine’s Day | 14% |
| Amount the average consumer spends on Valentine’s Day | $116.21 |
| Percent of consumers who celebrate Valentine’s Day | 61.8 % |
| Percent of women who would end their relationship if they didn’t get something for Valentines day. | 53 % |
| Average number of children conceived on Valentine’s day | 11,000 |
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It's okay fella.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Well the first entry on google tells us...
340 births/minute or 489600 births/day
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
I'm guessing 11K is a US-only number. Across 365 days that would be 4,015,000 kids/year.
CDC says US has 4,130,665 births per year. http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/births.htm
Interesting.
Yeah, I kinda thought Vday was only celebrated by Americans.
We’re the only stupid ones to fall for it.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you dare get that song stuck in my head.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
Interesting.
Where do you play your music?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
you're a melt
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Well the Mrs. and I are staying in tonight instead
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
nothing wrong with that.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Happy Valentine's Day
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
sick "catch me bang me's"
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions
wait women do this?
Percent of women who send themselves flowers on Valentine’s Day
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions
I thought that was a low number.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
fuckin crazy bitches.. probably the ones posting it to facebook too!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
So that flight voucher...
Is it good for any flight to anywhere?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
anywhere SW flies my friend
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
its really meant for her to fly to see me.. but i guess she can go anywhere
she god damn pleases
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
She's already used it, buddy...
She’s already used it. Better go troll Blackfinn for hoes. I’d recommend getting there around 1 am.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
sherlocks meat market tonight
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
Ok then get there at 1am so you buy hoes as minimal drinks as possible.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You didn't buy first class?
Someone need some benji advice before purchasing. No wonder she hasn’t contacted you.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
SWA doesnt have 1st class
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly.
She saw Southwest on the envelope and probably threw it the trash.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
/Flew to the guys house who she really wanted that deep dicking from
THANKS IANF!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You expect to get an honest answer out of a woman?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 14, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions
Awwwww
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 14, 2012 5:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't need an excuse!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 14, 2012 5:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
So I should probably stop buying movie tickets in advance
Going to have to eat full price on this shit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Well, here, you have pre-assigned seats.
So we were making sure we got good seats.
Then, when the plans changed and she has to be up at 6 AM tomorrow to go get test results… there’s nothing we can do.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sounds like he wants to see a movie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That was part of the plan tonight
but staying home and watching old TV – just as good, I guess.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The only time I've had to do this is for Grapevine Mills new theatres.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
I wish arcades were still viable, affordable forms of diversion.
ten bucks in quarters used to get you a shit ton of Mortal Kombat while your mom shopped or whatever.
>2012
>not being in a relationship with someone who will play games with you
ishygddt
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 14, 2012 8:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm now watching the new Idiot Abroad season
So far, it’s better than the first season. Karl has some of the best quotes.
About outer space:
“It was sorta like how everyone was into going to Tel Aviv in the 80s. Everywhere has its time… These are places that people talk about in certain decades and after a while, people realize they’re not that great. And they stop going. And I think that’s like what happened with space and the moon.”
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I immediately hate this show.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Gotta give it try man.
It’s really good.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
He hates on space, therefore it cannot be good.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
no no no
you have to know karl pilkington
watch it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
don't even care
willful ignorance!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's the premise of the entire show.
He has a ton of hot sports opinions.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
yes!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
what? no. no. nononono.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
karl pilkington
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
you claim Britishness? really? or joking?
I know you were born there, but shirley …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I do find him funny and insightful, just his bit wears on me after a while
you know, everything is weird to him and it makes him uncomfortable, so let’s put him in these scenarios he can talk about how uncomfortable everything makes him. And then have Ricky Gervais laugh hysterically at it so we all know how funny he’s actually being, not just a debbie downer all the time.
Idiot Karl was played out three eps into the podcast
now Gervais is on to midgets?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
jubal early logic
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
oh come on!
!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
I've been rewatching the series as my after class chaser this semester. Today was "Ariel."
I cheated and watched “Objects in Space” early.
at the time i was all like OMG ARC STORY
but in retrospect: meh. I like the individual eps best, like Whoreville or Jaynestown.
I show Jaynestown for the class because it works as a standalone
and has the whole Man Who Shot Liberty Valence vibe, which works for the our focus on genre.
I still like the arc episodes even though the arcs were never played out (setting aside the movie) because I find speculation to be part of the pleasure of TV, but the later standalones are especially good.
Also, screw FOX’s early aughts programming department.
This is so effing true
He’ll always be Jubal Early to me.
R.I.P. Firefly
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 14, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
I was in military history and heard the name Jubal Early.
Had no clue that was the name of a Confederate general, who is an ancestor of Nathan Fillion.
Frisco...
Fastest growing city in america
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 14, 2012 6:11 PM CST reply actions
I wonder how many people dont' know who he is.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I would love to see a reunion between him and the Hardline.
I would get rid of Corby or Danny in a heartbeat…but all 4 together would be gold.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
Greggo sucks.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
Have you heard him lately?
He’s awful. The dude would forget what wads going on during segments, his sports opinions were trash…
He was a caricature.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 14, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
Oh you mean now...heh
Yeah I don’t enjoy the fan at all.
by lost in space on Feb 14, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
I was wondering how much juice that thing's got left in it with Josh gone
But since the last time I looked, which was about a year ago I think, the Fan and ESPN have closed the gap considerably with the Ticket.
I would never get rid of Danny...
Corby can be a bit irritating but whatevs…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Anyone watching the stars attempt to stop the redwings from making history?
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 14, 2012 6:37 PM CST reply actions
thanks for the reminder, it's on FSSW backup in Austin
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
"with history on the line" . . . heh, FUCK HISTORY UP, STARS!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
It may be old news
but he tweeted about Roger Goodell making too much money for what he does.
Really, Roddy? You can’t find a bit of a logic gap here?
Oh yeah, heard a little about that yesterday.
Also, Arther Blank is the head of the committee that decides his comp, iirc.
GOODELL CANT RUN OR TACKLE!!!
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 14, 2012 7:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's hard work trying to sabotage amateur scouting. He should be payed well.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
trying?
hes done it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
YOU NOW HAVE $5 TO SPEND ON PLAYERS FROM THE DOMINICAN
USE IT WISELY!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Who's going to Rangers Spring Training?
And what games are you seeing?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Now, they've sent Karl to Thailand...
and first, dressed him up as a woman with Thai ladyboys and second, made him compete in a blindfolded Muay Thai match. lol
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Or is it that amaré doesn't team up well with TC
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 14, 2012 7:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My GF calls me last night to tell me she hates Valentine's Day
Hours before I plan on getting flowers mailed to her work.
Fuck yeah for saving money!
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 14, 2012 7:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I think you should have sent them anyway
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 14, 2012 7:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
or wait until I get paid again, send some with a card
that says something along the lines of “you deserve these the other 364 days of the year”
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 14, 2012 7:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Getting fucked up
Downed half a bottle of white wine already…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
pussy
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I drink too fast...
white wine fucks my stomach up.
Also, fuck Riesling.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
on steam
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
I've long maintained you're the BEYONCE of LoneStarBall
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Not interested in that Closure
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
well not exactly
i just have a relative with a friend out here who has a daughter at OSU and they’ve been talking about hooking us up sometime when she’s back home
How old is she?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Just wondering
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That's more of what I was wondering
She doing engineering?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Feb 14, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I wanted the good luck one
but they only had it in spanish
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Schultzy will not be having sex with this girl within days now.
You’re so screwed Close.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't think he meant to say "not"
Oh, who am I kidding
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Pregaming
It’s 90s night at Haileys
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 14, 2012 7:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This
though I won’t be there until midnight.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
Sports Producer, WFAA-TV/WFAA.com. Lover of feedback.
I'll be there about midnight too
But I’m meeting a girl I’ve only met once. So I might walk back out if I don’t see her or anyone else I know.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 14, 2012 8:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My fantasy team's FG% for the night...
.286
Amare, Brandon Knight, and Collison doin big thangs.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
about to get stupid in the kitchen.
may even get laid tonight…..
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Easy, Turbz.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
wait, this is just Rosie O'Donnell in a dominatrix outfit ... yeecch!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
A random Batmobile reference in a Newsradio ep got me realizing that I now picture it as the Nolan-style military beast machine
rather than a Corvette-looking basically-a-car vehicle like in the TV show and Burton films.
I guess I see that in the Burton films (I'd have gone with the Viper, but I think the first movie predates the car),
but the Adam West show and movie is more like a Cadilac with a canopy.
Addendum: After looking it up, I see that it was a Lincoln concept car, but I get what you mean by comparing it to early Corvettes.
Fan-tastic. I'm fascinated by the folks who do media car stuff.
There are small subcultures dedicated to building General Lee, Eleanor, and KITT replicars, but I didn’t know about this one.
With a flux-capacitor?
Ever noticed how that looks suspiciously similar to the oscillation-overthruster?
But, in the real world, I was behind a black Delorean for a couple of miles a few months back, and I was really impressed with how good the car looked up close.
Black Delorean?!?!
Those cars were stainless steal. They weren’t painted. Why in gods name would someone even attempt to paint one?
by Oracle Galvez on Feb 15, 2012 7:49 AM CST up reply actions
My dad has a '70 Stingray.
It was my grandfathers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
*grandfather's.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No way.
I’m actually really curious what’s going to happen to it. He said he wants to pass it on because he’s tired of taking care of it. I think it will look good on the streets of Dallas in two years.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
THAT'S THE WAY CONQUER CLUB GOES (unless your working and that is stupid)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
working again bub..
work 4 out of 5 hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Good night and good luck ... and ishygddt
I may be back later
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
finally watching ides of march
im enjoying the movie so far, not gonna lie
any other good political thrillers come out in the last year or so?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
not really political
but margin call was really good, about the stock market crash in 08. kevin spaceys in it
or just go watch ‘the guard’
by studcrackers on Feb 14, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Victoria's Secret can go get fucked.
"‘We would never use Ms. Upton for a Victoria’s Secret show … She’s like a Page 3 girl. She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy."
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I would think that the real problem would be that she has the presence of a doorknob
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Let me be the judge of that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Her face reminds me of Hope Solo
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
iPhone app. :(
No up
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
THE AFRICAN ANTEATER RITUAL!!!!!!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 10:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Forehead.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know exactly.
It’s an intangible. A vibe that’s exuded. I can’t quantify it. All I can tell you is I seem to pick up on it. Or think I pick up on it, at the very least.
Olivia Wilde has it. Jordana Brewster has it. That’s why they’re awesome.
Upton really doesn’t, based on what I’ve seen (which admittedly is basically a few interviews here and there and of course the rest of the pictures and videos we’ve all seen). In her defense of course, she’s 19. And and not an actress. But even for a model, there’s something boring about her to me. She’s just not very… something. Alluring, I guess.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
That's not really what I'm saying.
Upton isn’t unappealing to me. Not really a matter of being unappealing. I don’t really think Olivia Munn has much presence either, and Munn is right in my gearbox.
It’s just that there’s a difference between being hot and appealing and being completely awesome.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I can dig it.
I’m not sure I agree with you re: Upton (in fact I’m pretty sure I don’t), but I see what you’re saying.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
And I'm saying you couldn't come up with a more subjective definition of presence if you tried.
You can’t say she doesn’t have presence if your definition of presence is that self-centered.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Well I suppose that's true.
My definition of “presence” definitely isn’t limited to a certain type of woman, though, at least not looks-wise.
And I do believe there exists a certain something that I pick up on or don’t pick up on.
But I suppose that’s still as subjective as anything else.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Yes. I would have.
Probably would’ve thought about dealing Beltre as well.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Wilde has absolutely no charisma at all and is a shitty actress
LSJ really chose a crappy example.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I didn't like her in House either.
That’s why I thought she was massively overrated for the longest time. I liked her in what I’ve seen her in since then, though. Kinda changed my mind.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
You really need to come out of the closet already.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'm a lesbian quite happily trapped in a man's body.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
wat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think that's how it works
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Eddie Izzard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think I am going to watch some of him tonight
I thought about it after the Carlin discussion, now I am sure.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
dressed to kill is my favorite stand up ever
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dressed to Kill it is.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
This is worse than a virgin writing romance novels.*
*Just a joke, that’s not actually bad, either.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Don't get that.
She’s modeled for VS before and would be perfect for a VS show. She doesn’t fit the bill for a runway model for, you know, actual clothing designers…but for the casting director of the VS show to say that is hilariously hypocritical.
They actually said that?
That is needlessly dismissive.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
She just doesn't stack up to the likes of that 8 year old boy Rosie Huntington-Whatever
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Why wouldn't you just say something along the lines of
“We don’t want to detract from Ms. Upton’s other projects.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't know...
google only turns up wwtdd as a source…
http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/02/victorias-secret-really-hates-kate-upton/
that links to another page apparently as a source:
http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2012/02/14/kate-upton-sports-illustrated-cover-details/
but that second page doesn’t seem to contain the quote anywhere.
x
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/14/us/kate-upton-uses-the-web-to-become-a-star-model.html?_r=1
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This woman is exactly who should decide who's hot and who's not.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
the fashion industry is weird
“too curvy” to be anything “more” than a swimsuit model? Cause if we think she’s hot in a bikini we won’t think she’s hot in real clothes?
This has been explained to me before
It’s weird but there actually are reasons for that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
I actually do think most VS girls are more attractive than she is.
But still. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That's because it's just me and you FOREVER ALONE assholes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
There's a new lady on every corner Closure.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
You are SO forever alone.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Nobody loves you, you spindly fuck.
<3 you
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That's only a date if you have a vagina
unless it’s a very special new showerhead.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sorry.
I was gone.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
TCU BASKETBALL JUST BEAT #11 UNLV.
WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ooooh. That's good for the UNM Lobos. Go Lobos!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Both UNLV and UNM usually take this time of year to return the beatings that TCU gave them in the fall.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Indeed.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Fuck I don't have any soda :(
and I don’t want to go get any.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
BUT I WANT SOME.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I ALSO HAVE SOME VITAMIN WATER AND SOME JUICE
but I want Soda :(
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
And VFN has made callbacks to it for like over a year
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I just don't feel like going downstairs.
it’s 13 stories, Bee.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Update
A 2.25 liter bottle of Coca Cola has been procured!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Like you didn't know that already.
The dog was going apeshit at me getting dressed again and demanded he accompany me, despite us only having gone out an hour prior for his night walk.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You shouldn't steal
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm going to go take an awesomely-filtered shower under my new showerhead now.
Y’all better be entertaining by the time I get back.
Jacking it falls under refreshing cleanliness
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Oh ho ho! It's funny, because he says what we are all thinking!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
going to bed
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Thinking about dropping my DirecTV and just routing internet viewing to the TV.
So, living in Dallas, am I restricted from watching the Rangers, or is there a loophole?
I figure MLB, NBA, Netflix, and Hulu is all I need. And can you watch live network events like the World Series, Super Bowl, etc…with those routers?
Que sera, sera.
You're basically fucked for live sports still if you follow local pro teams.
Streams will pop up, but then they’ll be smacked down, and you can’t rely much on it.
OTA programming?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Anyone make this kinda plan work out?
I’m just running numbers, ’bout a $1,000 a year on DirectTV. One router, and 3or 4 subscriptions would be half that.
Que sera, sera.
I'm trying to get my wife on board to do this.
You can stream a lot of stuff w/o subscriptions these days. As long as you don’t mind waiting a day or two.
It's the edge cases where it gets you.
What do you do if you randomly want to watch a Stars game, or some show you can’t get with your subscriptions, or whatever?
Clean the kitchen?
I dunno, I just was pissed paying my bill today. Thinking I don’t really watch much TV.
Que sera, sera.
If I could pay espn to stream
I wouldbe very happy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think I could go old school w/ baseball, and dig a lot Rangers on the radio.
I’m just afraid I’d end up hitting the bar for too many games, and end up paying just as much money on alcohol as cable.
Que sera, sera.
So... Does
RF post on reddit?
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ppuqo/i_have_a_problem/
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:28 PM CST via Android app reply actions
So full, you guys. SO FULL
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
so full OF CRAP FOR NOT PLAYING YOUR TURNS IN A TIMELY MANNER
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'M SORRY THAT I DO BASICALLY NOTHING BUT WORK AND SLEEP. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
PLAY CONQUER CLUB, OBVIOUSLY
IT’S LIKE YOU AREN’T EVEN LISTENING
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'M LISTENING BUT I CAN'T DO A WHOLE LOT ABOUT IT.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
IT WOULD BE NICE TO TAKE MORE THAN ONE TURN A DAY IS ALL
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
WHEN I'M NOT WORKING, I BASICALLY SPEND MY TIME WAITING ON Y'ALL
BUT ON DAYS I WORK, I LITERALLY WORK 13 HOURS, SLEEP 8, TRANSPORT/GET READY FOR WORK FOR 2, AND HAVE 1 HOUR TO EAT
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
work less
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Trust me, I would love to.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Step 1: poop on your commanding officer's desk
Step 2: dishonorable discharge
Step 3: ????
Step 4: CONQUER CLUB!!!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Step 1: Smoke tons of Chrom's finest weed.
Step 2: Other Than Honorable Discharge
Step 3: ???
Step 4: RANGERS AND CONQUER CLUB AND ALL THE BITCHES
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
IF YOU WANT, NEXT TIME I GO SMOKE I'LL RUN TO MY CAR AND GRAB MY PHONE AND PLAY.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
huh. Seems... unwise.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Holy god
The “this is dog” comment here made me laugh for about 5 min
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ppejf/what_is_your_best_making_a_telemarketer_go_off
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 14, 2012 9:53 PM CST via Android app reply actions
So the preform burger patties with bacon and Cajun seasoning in them at Central Market?
The tits.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 9:56 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Hahahaha
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That is a sad as shit stadium.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I bet it's stupidly symmetric
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Probably the only redeeming quality of Lubbock, though.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 14, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Looking at a recent photo, at least it actually uses grass now.
which makes it look about 90% less sad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You're right, I missed that.
Still a 100% improvement over the original Astroturf looking shit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm pretty sure a dirt field would be an aesthetic improvement over Astroturf
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
Can't read what's circled.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
"The largest employer of Texas Tech alumni"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Oh goodness
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
"Domino's - The Largest Employer of Texas Tech Alumni"
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
That's unfortunate
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Hahaha
They also spelled “Tech” wrong
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't think they did
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Ah.
In fairness, 4 is a lot of flags to keep track of.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
.
Chihuahua state detectives in Juárez on Monday arrested a man on charges of rape and sexual abuse of 10 children, officials from the Chihuahua Attorney General’s office said.
The suspect infected his alleged victims, nine boys and a girl, with a sexually transmitted disease, known as Bateman’s disease, officials said.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 14, 2012 10:02 PM CST reply actions
purpuric eruptions...
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7617395
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I googled half of those words
Still don’t understand it, but am horribly terrified of it…
by SantosLhalper on Feb 14, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Why don't we execute these bastards, again?
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Should America execute Mexican prisoners?
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
I meant more humanity as a whole
But we do think we’re the world’s police force, so…
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Because some people don't like the death penalty.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Also, Mexico has abolished the death penalty.
We’re not exactly in a good group when it comes to countries that still use it:
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that's kind of useless without the legend.
Blue = abolish.
Red = uses it.
Orange = Haven’t used it in last 10 years.
Green = only for extraordinary circumstances (crimes committed during times of war).
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
i find it shocking mexico
of all places abolished the death penalty
by studcrackers on Feb 14, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Abolished in 2005.
But they hadn’t executed a civilian since 1937.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I suppose that would be it.
Humans and the stupid premium on life they’ve developed.
It’s extremely narcissistic if you ask me.
And when it gets in the way of taking out the garbage, it’s just stupid.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
lulz.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Fun fact:
China executes more people per year than the rest of the world combined.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Well they're packed in there like sardines, so that's not surprising
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
That and they have capital punishment for lots of crimes (55),
one of which (threat to national security) is extremely broad. They also use it for some financial crimes.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
Well that does seem a bit extreme.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Trying to figure out a taker for Beltre.
OF COURSE NOW I’VE LOST MOST OF MY LEVERAGE LOL LOL LOL LOL
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Aqua, VFN, Tyler, KOK, rentz, Maurice...
3B is really thin, with Moustakas probably being years away from decent fantasy production.
idk
i loved george carlins bit about ‘the sanctity of life’
by studcrackers on Feb 14, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
George Carlin: kind of just a dick.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
I was never a fan of him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Man, now I can't be friends with you guys anymore
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I like some of his stuff
but when he starts ranting about humanity I kind of lose interest.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
Narcissistic?
Que?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Humans think human life is important because they're humans.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
That's anthropocentrism, not narcissism.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Do you think that's the only reason
people don’t support the capital punishment?
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
Not really
Although I can’t think of any other reasons besides the sanctity of life thing, myself. But I imagine there’s other people who’ve thought hard enough to come up with some.
Although I’d also imagine you could also argue that sanctity of life would have something to do with most of them.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Costs approximately 4x to execute a guy as it does for lifetime imprisonment
All the appeals and legal stuff, apparently.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
Heh. Yeah.
Of course, most countries with modern constitutions don’t execute people, so we’re…unique in that regard.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Japan does some weird stuff
with people on death row.
Keeps them isolated, have to stay seated in their cells, doesn’t tell them when they’re going to be executed (they’re told pretty much immediately before they are hanged), and doesn’t tell family until afterward.
They are pretty much the only other industrialized nation to still use it.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 15, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
The not knowing when...
I wonder what the psychological impact is
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I would rather not know when
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I would want to know.
I hate trivial surprises. Death is not trivial.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I would get more and more stressed/upset as the day got closer
Not knowing would allow me not to worry and think of it as it will happen when it happens
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
What if you're in the middle of something
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I don't think I will be in the middle of something very important
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
What if it becomes important to you?
Prison and isolation can do that to you.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Doubtful.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions
damocleansword.jpeg
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Meh
I am pretty sure having the date looming over me would make me more miserable
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Probably
It’s a different reason though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
Closer to 10x, at least in California.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
in texas
they hit you with a brick
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
If you kill 100 people, they put you in a padded room
and look at you through a little window
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
after that we just can't deal with it
its almost like, well done
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
We've been trying to kill you for ages
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
I can't even get down to the gym in the morning
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
That was just what I remembered from 6-7 years ago
From good old Jesuit speech class.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
Well, I'd assume we'd elminate most of that BS if we started executing more people
You’d kind of have to, really.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
if we wouldnt fuck around with all the bull shit
and just execute them like a year after conviction instead of 15 it would be way cheaper
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
but what about the people who were innocent that you are killing by doing it that fast?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
What a narcissist.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
hope they go to heaven?
beats me
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I really need to see the reasoning behind this.
It has to include appeals and incarceration, right? But incarceration would happen in both situations. Specialized incarceration for death row inmates, sure, but still incarceration.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm pretty sure it's nearly all legal fees
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions
I figured as much.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yes.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Differing ideas of what deserve it,
whether it serves a purpose beyond revenge (statistically, it’s not a very good deterrent), its biases (black people are far more likely to get the death penalty), stuff like that.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
The last one is unfortunately a good point I hadn't thought of.
As far as the revenge thing goes, I think we all agree the people who get death they need to be taken out of society. Killing them (efficiently) would seem to be just a more definite means of accomplishing that.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Well, there are some pretty important countervailing considerations
To weigh against the efficiency and definitiveness of capital punishment.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
There is, quite literally, no empirical defense of capital punishment to be made.
All justifications must, then, be couched in terms of moral desert. Suffice it to say, those justifications are suspect.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Do you know any humans who think animal life is important?
What about humans who think plant life is important? Know any of those people?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
THERE COLONIALBOB
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Danke.
Benji’s up.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Will hit 17k today or tomorrow
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
I joined 51 weeks after you.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't start posting until May!
Also I didn’t GDT all that much.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
I think I was around 5k before OT threads came about?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
A bus pass?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure Tanner Mayes does escort work. *hinthint*
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Well yeah.
And Tanner’s actually looked a little rough in her more recent stuff. Plus blonde is just stupid on her.
So I’ll retract my hint.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Yeah, I screwed up the count toggling between the three member pages. GT at 15x half a year after.
Boilermaker at 4X almost a year and a half after. I need to work on my prolificery.
Unfortunately, I should have halved the time I spent here.
Professionally, I need to work on my prolificery.
I'm about 100 away from my LSB 75k.
Seems like it’s taken me the whole damn offseason practically. Think I hit 74k not long after the WS and I guess my commenting rate just plummeted without the GDT’s.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
i hate tuesdays
and im annoyed that even in this condensed nba schedule the mavs have played 2 tuesday games all year. i just want something to fuckin watch on tuesdays
Don't worry
you can spend more time witnessing the circle jerk that is Linsanity!
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
is there anything more sad than a single man getting himself a heart-shaped pizza on valentines day?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Did he order it heart-shaped on purpose?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
yes. yes he did.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Well then.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
I had chocolate truffles on my desk when I came back from class.
It was from a guy.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
I have lots of bad food opinions.
In fairness, eating unhealthy food works out awful for me here. It always spurs a surprise training session.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
IN THE AIR FORCE
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Oh man, that sucks.
I hate it when I get chocolate truffles.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
you have to put out now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is this a rule?
I’m not good at Valentine’s day.
Side note: at about 11:00 last night, my female squadron commander came to me told me that the males in our squadron needed to something special for the female freshmen because most females here aren’t really treated like girls, stuff like that. I assumed she told all the guys this, so I did nothing.
I was the only one she told this to. Now I look like I just don’t give a shit.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
if I buy you chocolate
I expect ass
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
as long as you are over the age of 18
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am aware
I would still feel creepy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that is my usual rule
I would ignore it for the right reasons
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you should be
I am a fantastic lover
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ouch.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
It is amazing how many members of LSB are absolutely clueless about the opposite sex.
Well, not really.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Hmm.
I feel like a majority of LSBers are married/engaged.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
Half are with a partner
the other half = FOREVER ALONE LIKE CLOSURE
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Email sent.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
no
your car will make sure of that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
zing
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, you write erotic fiction?
Or is that just the Ranger fanfic meme being referred to?
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Just the fanfic. And it was about LSB posters, not Rangers. (Which is worse, I think...?)
Which never actually got full-on erotic, though!
Shucks, I though maybe you'd have some good ideas on character description
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Your masterpiece was "Giving the Face of the Franchise a Facial"
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
From where I'm sitting it's either:
1) She thinks he’s the most responsible/influential/respected one and expects him to take leadership
or
2) She was hinting that he should do something for her too
And both are* good news.
*were, at least, until he blew it
Pretty sure it's the responsibile one.
Frat is not allowed (freshmen can’t be friends (or anything more) with upperclassmen).
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
that sounds horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What have I said about this place that doesn't sound horrible?
I just did the trash for 108 people by myself because the people that were supposed to do it are dirtbags (and the person I told to gather the rest of the flight is apparently an awful recruiter).
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
...technically, yes. I'm still guessing 1.
I’ve already planned something for the weekend (for those that aren’t restricted to being on base) so I look less bad.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 15, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
well, yay.
Looking less bad is good regardless of if it’s (2) or (1).
Normally I’d say “assume it’s (2) and go for it” but when it’s a squadron commander I suppose the answer to “what’s the worst that could happen?” is more serious than “nothing.”
Considering she's 98 days from graduating,
and will be stationed somewhere else after that, I’m guessing it’s not worth it.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 15, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions
Or someone there does and is just using this girl as a cover.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah, or that.
Heck, even at 25, I had a girl send her friend over to give me her number in a bar last summer. It was weird.
Unpossible because you are forever alone.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Hah actually it would fit right into that meme:
She was cute enough, so I was like, sure, I’ll be in touch. Even though it was a bit offputting that she was in her 20s yet wouldn’t tell me directly that she was interested. So we text a bit so she has my number in her phone, and I tell her I’ll call her that evening so that we could chat a bit and get to know each other, then she never picks up and never calls back when I do call.
She was a quirky little angel just waiting to be swept off her feet
and yet you blew it somehow.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I choose to believe you blew it by being you
so when you called she was like “Naaaaaaah”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
heh
I TEXTED HER FANFIC ABOUT ME AND HER
But I talked to the intermediary girl again later (we were all in the same volleyball league) and got the scoop.
"She found you creepy, and was unimpressed by your cock pix"
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Like there's a difference in your case.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
like a highlighter?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
One actually gets ridden.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
*slow clap*
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't always participate in threads making fun of my own penis
but when I do I give it my best efforts.
they both get gripped
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Goddamn you're really not good at this.
Even if she told everyone, that should have been taken as an opportunity to show everyone up. you’d be the kind of the freshies.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
A student brought chocolate covered oreos in a fancy box.
I was worried until she said they were for the whole class.
She probably just saw the worried look on your face and played it off.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
She's a married non-traditional student, so it makes sense as a maternal thing for my almost entirely female class.
It just threw me for a loop at first.
Maybe it's a non-traditional marriage.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
"almost entirely female class"
jellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Or do you have like “ethics” and shit?
that is legal in the military now
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
http://www.oglaf.com/media/comic/obligation_day.jpg
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm going to guess that is blocked before I even click on it.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
Just plain post it,
without the subject line.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 14, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Comparatively speaking anyway
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions
I didn't even notice the penis until you said something.
My bad, guys. NSFW. Very sorry.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Thank goodness for the figleaf of cultural scholarship.
Otherwise, that led me to places that I shouldn’t have gone on a work computer.
i keep clicking im over 18
but it keeps popping up the front page
by studcrackers on Feb 14, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
Grease is on CMT right now.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 11:22 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
kate upton
just came on letterman, and i on my tv screen.
OOH LA LA
by studcrackers on Feb 14, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
apparently she's not very attractive.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 11:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I thought LSJ was picking her apart in this thread or some such.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 11:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
She doesn't have presence, apparently
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
I didn'tsay she wasn't attractive
I said she didn’t have presence.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Which matters why?
A hottie is a hottie especially when she’s on top of me.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
People forget the brain is the biggest erogenous zone
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
No, but we're not talking about having a relationship or marrying this girl..
maybe you might be, but I think most of us are in the mindset of
Would we fuck Kate Upton?
…
..
.
YUP.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
She has a vagina I'd like to stick my penis in and tits I'd like to Yuuup all over...
I’m not even sure what presence is in this scenario nor do I think I care if she has it. Unless its some type of STD.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 11:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
So I think I should slow down playing Amalur.
I’ve been playing a ton lately and have only done like 3 quests on the actual lead quest. The rest is all side quests/faction stuff.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
So it's awesome? It sounds awesome.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
It is the tits. The Kate Upton tits.
>I’ll take Thor out after one more quest.
>10 Quests, 3 hours later
>I’ll take Thor out after one more quest
(I think I used this joke already, but likeigiveafuck.gif)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I haven't seen it, so works for me!
Dang. Well, I know what I’ll be spending my time between graduating and getting a job doing.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe I can talk that company into flying me down that weekend...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
mmmm
pancakes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
one of my coworkers is making bacon eggs and pancakes on our griddle/skillet thingy
so excited
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Stunted growth after a horrific bicycle accident at age 9.
blood everywhere..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Anybody down to stay in a beach house on South Padre Island for Spring Break Texas Week?
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 14, 2012 11:37 PM CST reply actions
Tempting.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
I'm honestly kind of curious what LSB's opinion on Lake Bell is
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
where is it?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nice body.
Bit of man face. Her eyebrows are intimidating.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Judging by google image search, she seems very naked
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
pics?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 11:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm assuming you're all connected to the internet
I’m being the lazy one tonight.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Nevermind...
Would bang. Shes got some dude face though.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 14, 2012 11:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
she kind of looks like amanda peet
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I forgot about the beginning of Dress to Kill
the part with the trolley car
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
the boring part
I skip over that and the first part of the show when he is doing the san francisco jokes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah it is the boring part
I am watching on netflix though so it is a pain to skip around
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
I enjoy when he takes notes during his bits
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 14, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions
I swear he is coked out during that show
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Executive transvestite.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
fuckin weirdo transvestite
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can't get ze fuckin trees... DAMN I will kill everyone in ze world
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:06 AM CST up reply actions
death death death lunch
death death death afternoon tea
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Do you have a flag?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions
no
there’s 500 million of us
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:10 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ahh, I love the smell of Europe in the morning
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
I really like watching crazy people
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:49 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Explains why you hang out here
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
that dude just wasted 6 bottles of absolut
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
OMG
there is a show called american weed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 14, 2012 11:54 PM CST via Android app reply actions
hello all you late night bitches
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Probably home alone
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I watched it at christmas
I got bored
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
still like them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
that is the boarding school one, right?
yeah it sucked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Brave Little Toaster is a creepy movie when you go back and rewatch
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions
Brave Little Toaster is basically an animated children's horror movie.
There’s a part where they have surgery on a ‘live’ appliance and rip out his guts. And they end up in a place where they execute all these cars.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions
That's legal in Oklahoman waters.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 12:31 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yeah, but Oklahoman rules are designed for cousins
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
wut?
that movie was awesome. you should watch it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
This.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:24 AM CST up reply actions
Still good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
YOU'LL PROBABLY WATCH IT BY YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU ARE FOREVER ALONE
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't know why
but I couldn’t stop laughing when Ryan Kwanten showed up on tonight’s episode of “New Girl”.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I feel like the dialogue on Top Gear US is forced.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I don't like top gear
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
US, BBC, or both?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 12:14 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
both
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like the stunts...
Could do without that attempts at comedy and having guests on the show.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 12:20 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I am just not that big of a car person
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't really like cars either...
I wouldn’t call it a typical car show.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
nah, the british one isn't bad.
the american one is kinda lame.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
have you watched doomsday preppers?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
saw the last 20 minutes of the first episode.
That was on tonight wasn’t it?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 12:24 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yep
the first dude on the first episode is awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
So if there's anyone in the Pear League that wants R6P2
Hit me up. I have an offer on the board I’m thinking about taking, so if you want Yu or Prince, make me a deal.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Barry seems to have found something gross
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:20 AM CST via Android app reply actions
>must... resist... steriod joke...
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I do a James Mason voice for God now.
I just realized that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
James Mason is Captain Nemo first and Oliver Lindenbrook second.
Prove me wrong.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You seem to have me mistaken for a big James Mason fan
I just hear his voice as God thanks to Eddie Izzard
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions
Ok true. I switch back and forth.
A HIPPIE TO THE HIP HIP HOP AND YOU DON’T STOP
QED BABY
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
So, any time a runner gets to first when the Rangers are pitching. . .
. . . I get you to hear James Mason in your head?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
No, that's a different voice
Actually, reading Dino Comics God in a James Mason voice would be pretty entertaining
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
The Boys from Brazil is such an awesome movie.
God damn it’s awesome.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
porn
is a video that gets results
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Cake or death?
Love this bit.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Anybody on this board in Korea right now?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Yes, but their internet is too censored for them to tell
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Yeah I think so
RangerInROK or something like that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hit yourself with a tire iron
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
then he might get put on death row and waste bunches of money
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
If I'm going on death row I'm driving through at least one toll booth on my way there
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
As long as it's not the Phantom Tollbooth
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions
I'd advise you to get cough drops
but I also wouldn’t advise you to fall asleep while doing that, so
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
Wanna know something weird?
When I got swine flu years ago, I got a chronic cough. Maybe chronic bronchitis, I don’t know. Never cared enough to get it checked out. But I coughed almost constantly from then on. Most of the time Kat and I have known eachother, I’ve coughed at all times. Especially when I would exert myself. I’d also cough if someone else would cough, or if I’d think about coughing.
I got a nasty ass cold last month, and since I recovered from it, no more cough.
I don’t know how my insides work.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
really?
Especially when I would exert myself
feel sorry for you special lady
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I'm sorry.
I hope it doesn’t stay with you for the next two years.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It's the rebels sir. They're here.
My god man, do they want tea?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
A girl definitely hit on me today based on my Hall of Presidents costume.
So, in my prior attempts at dating, my lack of success was clearly based on not wearing enough knickers or puffy shirts.
There you go, Forever Alones. There’s your answer.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Female baseball fans do seem to love the high socks look. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Feeling is mutual, apparently
Just ask Schoolly
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions
And elbow-length gloves.
mmmmmmmmmm
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
So I'm 18 away from my SBN 75k
TALK TO ME DAMMIT
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Jordana Brewster is fugly
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions
See I have no response to this except fuck you and I know you're not serious so I don't want to say that
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
You could post pictures
(17)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
No, LSJ has integrity.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Is that the new thing now?
Congratulate people on milestone+1?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I EVEN PUT THE NUMBER IN THE POST
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
x
Mixing congratulations and PK’s new wardrobe for you
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
We talked on AIM once and never again.
Why you block me, man?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I blocked you?
I never meant to block you.
I haven’t even fire up AIM in months.
Like, maybe even 12 of them.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Are we facebook friends? (not that I've logged into facebook any more recently)
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Hmn.
Well if you want to rectify that I’ll log in and confirm you. Or I can find you.
I’ll be the one with the trollface pasted over my profile pic. Did that after Aqua posted the link to my profile on here in the Spanish Beltre Thread.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Heh my computer signed me onto AIM the other day to read an old conversation
Absolutely 0 of my friends were online. I have like 100ish contacts? Apparently nobody uses AIM anymore.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I only use gchat
and only then when someone hits me up in one of the brief intervals when I have a gmail window open
I usually use facebook chat
But I don’t use it that often. The only person I’ve talked to in gmail chat is my ex… who randomly chatted me up the other day. it was weird.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
It's like the last shred of AOL left
And even then not really anymore.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Wait, wtf.
How am I ahead of you?!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I don't know
I’ve slowed way down.
But I have no idea how you passed me, though. I know how and even when Aqua did, but one day your total was all of a sudden bonkers.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I fucking disappeared for a while, too.
And went from a job where I can be at a computer to a job where I cannot.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I disappeared for a week or two
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
he is pointing at his penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you have posted more than he has
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
He's got me beat at LSB, though.
Just barely.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I should get RF and Herbs to come out here and we'll stalk you Mike E style,
then take you to a brothel that has pornstars for you.
I just ignore some of you when you say ridiculous shit.
Because it’s not worth the argument, and I actually like you.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Such as?
I hope you are not taking my Jordana Brewster comment seriously. I am trying to help out LSJ.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Hahah, that is ridiculous.
I don’t have an immediate example, I’m just bored.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Fuck yeah, /v/ has a Metroid thread.
Bored no more.
Let’s see how long it can go without Other M derailment.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I secretly hate all of you.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I'm now 1 away from 17k
not nearly as exciting though.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I feel like this has applied to me many times in the past.
I don’t always believe the ridiculous shit I saw, BTW.
Good lord, I have 78,000 comments?
What the what?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Hahahahaha.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Are you laughing at my lack of awareness, or my relative inferiority?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The awareness.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Have you heard, on the stock market, rock's gone up 3 points!
No it hasn’t, because it’s fucking rock!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I would assume with the new lack of demand, the price would have gone down...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
stupid sexy flanders
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
nope
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Whitney dead = decrease in the demand for rock = price declines
I can probably fire up MSPaint and come up with a decent pie chart, if you’d like.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I like to keep my shitty jokes up to date with the latest news.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
HOW CAN YOU WRITE SHITTY SEXUAL JOKES IF YOU'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED IT?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
shitty shitty bang bang?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Feb 15, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No wonder you're foreveralone
if all you do is shit on them while you’re doing it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
should have used an exclamation point
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Winning this one fantasy baseball draft
8 team league, which admittedly makes the teams potent as hell, but Kemp, Bautista, Hanley with my first 3 picks. Boo-yah. Some weird homer-licious and off the wall stuff while I just take this shit to victory.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
There was a gully with ferns behind our mobile home park when I was a kid
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
You're just saying that so later when ferns turn out to be awesome you can pretend you told us all along.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You've fallen in love with the exclamation mark lately.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
88_88
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Is there an appropriate response at this point?
I’ve generally stopped reading by now.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Only when it's going to result in hilarity.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
something about sucking the dick of research and/or LSB Do-Gooders and Vast Segments
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
this sounds like it belongs in Oglaf
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Like letters stuck in the semen or letters spelled out with semen?
Inquiring minds.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Why is it floating in the air?
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Magic
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
How do you think astronauts masturbate in space?
Like, do they have procedures for it?
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Would he be wearing the suit, though?
I mean, seems kind of hard to reach your wang in those.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Did I miss an Oglaf discussion thread?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Freaked me the fuck out as a kid.
That movie is messed up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
more fucked up than brave little toaster?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nothing is more fucked up.
Not a thing.
Jon Lasseter really likes to anthropomorphize inanimate objects, doesn’t he?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
the airconditioner part scared me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yep, closed my eyes.
And that clown. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
oh god.
I’m going to have nightmares tonight.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I always saw myself as the vacuum cleaner.
I’ve lived my life wishing and hoping to be like him.
One day….
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I always liked the radio
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yep.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Dammit, I've never had a problem logging in to Hotmail in the 100 years I've had my account
and the one time I really need to send an email, it’s giving me error messages saying I can’t log in right now. Unbelievable.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You've had your account for 100 years?
And you’re not super rich?
You shoulda bought some stock, man.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Tomorrow night, the news is doing a special on the laughing gas kid from YouTube.
I’m waiting for them to report on Michael Jackson.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Monkeys, thin on the ground. Thin in the air.
Just generally pretty trim.
One of my favorite lines that I feel like nobody else likes that much.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
my favorite throw away line is
we just long for a bungalow
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Eddie Izzard
dressed to kill
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dress to Kill
it’s on Netflix
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
a grown man should not tickle another grown man
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:36 AM CST via Android app reply actions
Actually they shouldn't tickle anyone
Since pedos have ruined playing with kids for everyone.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
75k
Only 45 till my LSB-only 75k.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
You nozzed that right up
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
nozzed?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
nosed, apparently.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
ambien please
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
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