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Fraggle Rock (also known as Jim Henson's Fraggle Rock) is a children's live action puppet television program series created by Jim Henson. The central characters were a set of "Muppet" creatures called Fraggles. The show ran from January 10, 1983, to March 30, 1987, on CBC Television in Canada, ITV in the UK, HBO in the United States, and TV1 in New Zealand.[2] The show became a worldwide hit, likeSesame Street and The Muppet Show. The "Fraggle Rock Theme" reached number 33 on the British music charts during the phenomenon.[3]Writers included Jim Henson, Jerry Juhl, and Jocelyn Stevenson, with songs by Philip Balsam and Dennis Lee.
As described by Henson, "[The series is] a high-energy, raucous musical romp. It's a lot of silliness. It's wonderful."[4] While the program was accessible to audiences of all ages, it used the fantasy creatures as an allegory to deal with serious issues such as prejudice, spirituality,personal identity, environment, and social conflict
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Mass Effect 3 demo yay
Yay
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oh shit, I should log in.
So I get Amalur goodies.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
How is it?
Just from a glance, I like the expanded level tree and the grenade powers
I also like the super short recharge time on powers if you don’t carry many weapons
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
dammit vfn you're leaving me hanging
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
I went to go check something in Amalur
and spent like 3 hours playing it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'll get to ME3 more this afternoon.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
way I see it
all portents point to glory
expanded skill trees = great
every class gets every weapons w/carrying capacity consequences
carrying capacity influencing recharge time = great
grenade powers = great
multiplayer = great
combat is polished to a crazy degree
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
tl;dr
prepare your anus
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
SPOIL SPOIL SPOIL
for the 3 of us that care.
When that kid’s ship was destroyed… damn. Really well done.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
The classic dual AD reference. Mark in OC's head explodes.
by BHill on Feb 15, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
lol...awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I still haven't watched it
Have the full seasons now
by Mark from OC on Feb 15, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
People making stupid comments because an AD reference flew over their heads is one of the worst things on the planet.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Pear league bros.
If you want the Fielder/Darvish pick, 2 overall, hit me up. I’ll make a decision if I’m going to move it or not today, and I have an offer ready for it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Where is Trebek's right hand?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Pretty sure he lost it in 'Nam
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
Great Justified ep. (SPOILER THREAD)
I want more Quarrels (sp?). I have to say, if we’re building toward a Crowder/Quarrels showdown, my money’s on Boyd.
Also, Ava was looking…aged? Rode hard and put away wet?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Oh, Dewey
“You mean I have four kidneys?”
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Sounds like a Twisted Metal movie is in the works
If they go dark and aim for an R rating, that could be friggin’ sweet.
I’m sure they’ll puss out (read: go for the $$$) and make it PG-13 though.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I liked it better when it was called Death Race.
And not the Jason Stratham one. The Carradine one. With Sly.
Machine Gun Joe, FTMFW.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions
That movie was beyond awful
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Which one? The newer or older one? And if you say the older one, you lose a testicle.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
The older
though the new one wasn’t that much better
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
You're not a fan of the cult classics, are you....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
not of that one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Attack of The Killer Tomatoes?
Amazon Women From The Moon?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
never seen those
I liked killer klowns from outerspace
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
and the warriors
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
The Warriors was rad
“CANNNN YOUUUUU DIG IIIIIIIIT?”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
This should (hopefully) be a lot more fantastical
I hope they keep the supernatural elements in there. The games don’t even agree on the origins of many of the recurring characters (sometimes Sweet Tooth is just a crazy guy in a clownsuit, other times he’s a demonic apparition), so there’s several ways they could go with the tone of the film.
I’d rather see something far out and weird than just another “serial killer gladiators” movie like Death Race.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
I'd like to see a movie version of Carmageddon.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
battle toads
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
I don't always watch Family Guy...
But when I do, it’s the “Long John Peter” episode.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
33 years ago today, Mom launched me out of her crevice. Thanks Mom.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:28 AM CST reply actions
Happy Crevice Launching Day!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 15, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions
appy birday
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Can't argue with science
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
You big woman, you made a bad boy out of me.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Don't know why, but this made me laugh. Almost had a spit take.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:33 AM CST reply actions
Is Lin christian? Or is he buddhist or something else?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
Christian as fuck after marriage, you mean
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
sooo...how i met your mother.
the fuck?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
exactly
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
per the show runner or something
The complicated next chapter in Ted and Robin’s lives will also yield what Thomas calls "big shifts" for the characters — and the show. "The series will even look a little different on TV. There will be some big switches in the dynamics of our gang as we head into the end of season 7. There are going to be some changes that we see," he says. "I hope people who are fans of the whole serialized, emotional aspect of our show will stay with us…you don’t want to miss any one of these last batch all the way to [the finale]. There’s definitely some turbulence coming up."
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
I think we kinda knew that Robin wasn't going to end up w/ Kumar
Altho Ted needs to get the fuck over Robin.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
it sounds like that might be happening?
i mean, in all the flash forwards wit hthe kids or the sagat voice overs, he refers to her as “aunt robin”.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
They also mentioned just a few episodes ago that Robin never had kids
No way they retcon that after like 5 episodes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah, it could be.
My random, not-supported-by-logic guess about how things turn out is that Robin is revealed to be the kids’ biological mother, while Ted’s future wife – i.e. the person the kids believe was their ‘mother’ – is kind of a peripheral character, and the entire show turns out to have been all about the Ted-Robin dynamic.
Or maybe I’m just following the same line of thinking that makes cliffhangers involving main characters completely not tense because of knowledge of a character shield.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
movie spoiler alert
you thinking kind of like “Definitely, Maybe?”
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
Never finished watching that movie
but I’m guessing he ended up with Isla Fisher, because it seems obvious.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
but you see my point
he tells a story about how he met his daughter’s mom, and then ends up with someone else.
kind of like you mentioned in your hypothesis. tells the kids how he met their actual mother, though now they just call her Aunt, because his wife is someone different…
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, something like that.
I watch the show sporadically nowadays and that just seems like a poetic way to do things, since the one constant I’ve seen throughout is that Ted always seems to find a way to get involved with Robin.
But it’d make all the clue-dropping (like the time when he said “LOLOLOLOL YOUR MOTHER WAS IN THAT CLUB ON THAT NIGHT”) really piss-poor.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
If she winds up being the mother
they really fucked up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
no kidding
there is NO way Robin is the mom
i think it is the girl he ran into in the club and he says excuse me to.
otherwise that scene is completely irrelevant
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
something that is also being overlooked is this chick barney banged while being teds wing man.
they gave her a lot of time in the show, and she even got her own scene without any of the main characters, something they rarely do. something is up with that blonde babe.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
I think she's the one Barney marries.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
im really starting to feel bad for robbin.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
man, i felt so bad for barney
when robin didn’t come clean.
now that i think about it, i’m glad robin didn’t end up with kumar because she was unfaithful to that indian
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
same here.
but robin is getting run through the gauntlett right now. lot of shit going bad for her lately.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
they are kind of wrapping things up though
i’m guessing next season is their last. they already have a way to get rid of barney and american pie. barney can marry the stripper. i’m not exactly sure what Robin is going to do, but Ted reveals the mom and it’s over.
next season is the last season
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
I have heard they already filmed the finale
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
I thought the only thing filmed was the kids takes
Have they even featured the kids this season? I know there was the fake out with Robin’s “kids”, but otherwise I can’t remember.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Maybe for the season premiere?
But I don’t remember them doing anything other than the normal intro of “Kids….”
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
my thoughts exactly
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
We are in agreeance
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
I feel so lost in this conversation.
Which chick was this?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
the stripper
Although it leaves it very vague as to whether Barney actually sealed the deal.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah, he did.
Though it sounded more like SHE sealed the deal, since she knew who he was (and the fact that he was banking [pun intended]) and was bragging about it later.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
damn good looking girl.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
Oh wow.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Heh.
You guys are discussing an idiot TV show.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
So very well put, kind sir.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
and wasn't the mom in the class he started teaching by accident?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Yep.
Also, yellow umbrella and Mischa Barton’s roommate
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I think it's been vagued out to just "a wedding"
after initlally hyping it as being the wedding last season.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
its confusing...i forget some of this stuff
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Rachel Bilson
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
Man, that was a solid episode, too.
Loved how they did that, even though some felt it was a wasted episode.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
Has anyone watched "thank you very cool'?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Yes
it’s not very good.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
yeah
i watched about twenty minutes and turned it off. I like Kroll but it was not funny
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
that character was the main reason I wanted to watch it.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
coworker of mine went to bobs with her husband last night.
said she saw hamilton stop in and pick up a whole bunch of food to go.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
I'm going to draw the conclusion that this means
he was held up in a hotel room with three hookers and a gallon of vodka.
Slumber party at Elvis's place.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Maybe it is my obliviousness to all things Disney
but in last night’s Raising Hope, my first thought was “Ashley Tisdale… not bad at all”
She’s got a unique face but there’s some real hotness there.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
My niece was at my house this weekend and watches icarly
i am a fan of jennette mccurdy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
As am I
And we share a birthday!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
best place to get a decent wrist watch online?
my band just broke for the second time in a few years. time for a new one.
LOL
Activision and Double Helix have announced a video game adaptation of Battleship, the Hasbro Studios/Universal Films adaptation of Milton Bradley’s Battleship. Set for an April European release and a May North American release, Battleship will combine aspects of the classic board game with FPS gameplay. It will be available on PS3 and 360, with “uniquely designed versions” released for the Wii, DS and 3DS.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
Yo dawg, I heard you like Adaptations
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Battleship + FPS gameplay
Fuck. That.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
I had this game on original playstation back in the day.
You could choose different types of ships to fight each other one-on-one. The best part was that the PT boat was unstoppable because it was so fast.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Does anyone watch No Reservations?
I am trying to find something to watch on netflix
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
quality show
especially the earlier ones.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
I decided to watch it
not bad so far
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Yep, it's a good.
Which reminds me: did anyone listen to the 8:15 Musers segment?
They were teasing talking about Kitchen Confidential (Bourdain’s book that made him famous). Did they talk about it? Why would they talk about a book over ten years old?
I guess the last question is dumb, lots of people talk about books older than that.
But why were they talking about it?
Miller just read it
so he was driving the conversation talking about the things he thought were interesting
wikipedia makes me want to read that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
I do
and have worked in a lot of restaurants
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
there is an ok TV show about the book
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
I can not decide if I like this dude or not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
what exactly is this show about?
like, he goes to different countries and tastes their food and stuff?
what is the appeal?
real questions, not trolling here
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
seems to be
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
not just food and stuff
but their entire culture. he offers a pretty unique view point on things, not just food.
also, anthony bourdain is a badass, so theres that.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
watch sherlock
bbc version
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
One of my favorite shows on TV....
Like TNT said, the early shows are great…my personal favorite is Osaka, Japan….great baseball angle. I don’t really care for the US locations except for Las Vegas and the Southwest episode but the international episodes are great.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 15, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
any idea what season that one is on?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
S2-EP07 i think
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
yep. him at the japanese baseball game was awesome.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
Storage Wars
I usually don’t go for the reality shows but that one is just addictive.
I have been watching that since it first came on
seen them all
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
I got caught up in watching it just last night
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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wearing my gordon gekko shirt today
white cuffs, white collar, french cuff, ballin’ cuff links, hair looking good.
wondering if i should support the suspenders though
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
blue shirt, obv
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
looking for some running shoes
any suggestions?
usually i go with asics but seeing if there is anythign else good out there
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I have really flat feet so I wear Beast
If you go to Run On they will help you pick a shoe, watch you walk in it and make adjustments so that you’re getting support where you need it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I had never been there
but went a few months ago. Wound up with some New Balance (I can’t really “run” due do to a trick knee, so I needed something that was a little more crossover). Really thought they did a great job.
im a fan of luke's locker if it is specific to running things
havent been in a while, really just looking for another pair of shoes to wear around/when i run/when i workout
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
Yep
And my experience with Run-On is they don’t put you in the most expensive pair either. They put you in what you need.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
check out this site
http://www.runblogger.com/2010/07/runbloggers-guide-to-minimalist-running.html
a CrossFit owner is going to get me a pair of these (black and better looking)
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These are Altra Instinct
and this is true. we suck as runners.
I have also come to believe that the lifted heel found on most modern running shoes (see example photos below) promotes a pronounced heel strike, which the scientific literature suggests is not the way humans are meant to run (see Lieberman et al., 2010 for more on this).
email patton from naturalrunningstore.com
address is support@naturalrunningstore.com
He is by far the most knowledgeable person regarding running and footwear I have ever met. Really nice guy too.
Has anyone ever tried absinthe?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
i have an absinthe fountain
so, yeah, i’ve tried it.
pretty much will fuck you up (even the us stuff) pretty quickly
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
haha, no
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Yep
Not too bad, though awfully expensive.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Never actually had to pay for it, thankfully.
First time I had it was at Old Absinthe House on Bourbon Street. A couple ordered shots for themselves. I started talking to them about how none of us had ever had it. They then offered me the first shot. Second time a guy had bought a bottle and shared it at a party.
I enjoyed it quite a bit.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
Delicious….and nutritious!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Huge drug bust at TCU, apparently.
Possibly athletes involved?
Fantastic.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i know
who even likes them?
(did i message you about the weekend of the 9th?)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah
I gotta look into in. March is looking like a tough sell though. Lot going on.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
you said middle of march, just trying to stick to that timeline
can do it whenever, you tell me some times that work and we can go from there haah
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
Nah, I'm pissed at the students, in this case.
Private property rights trump everything, and TCU has that policy in place.
If you’re an athlete with so much riding on the line (lol), why get involved?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I was mainly joking
But as far as “why get involved”…because they’re 18-22 yrs old. They aren’t thinking
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
And getting a pass from authority figures because of their talent
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I know, I just wanted to be clear before people painted me as all "fuck The Man" and not calling out the athletes.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
welcome to the BCS
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs
i said welcome to the big 12 a little late i guess
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
Getting recap from the live stream now:
20 arrests, including star athlete.
fffffuuuuuu
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I can't believe they found kids doing drugs at college.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I always like how they lead off with marijuana under the list of offenses.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The school's synchronized swimming team is going to be fuuuuuuucked
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
that sucks
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
Just rumor right now, but word on the street is it's Pachall.
I’m about to throw myself out the window.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
#ohshit
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
I heard that rumor about two weeks ago, for whatever that is worth.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He was a party hound, no doubt.
Now, people are saying he was accepting FB friend requests as of 30 minutes ago, so maybe not?
Josh Boyce was tweeting during this whole thing, so I’m fairly sure it’s not him.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
THat's very bad.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Friend's Status Update:
hahah TCU !!!! just had 17 students arrested for selling marijuana, molly, hydro, acid , prescription drugs, and cocaine. DAMNNUMMM all in one spot.
yep and of course it was mostly sigma chi
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
My freshman year roommies were Sigma Highs.
Love those dudes to death, but there were some morons in that frat.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm a founding father and officer in a Kappa Sigma colony
If our guys ever got caught doing this I’d be so incredibly angry. I would probably blow up
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
careful saying blow around frat guys
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
especially sigma chi's
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Feb 15, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
we had operation Kappa Nig one night.. we literally flooded the basement of the kappa sig house
had our trucks with chains around the columns in front of the house and tried to tear it down….
paintballed it.. stole all the couches and composites..
when it was all over the University kicked out 14 of their members and made them apologize to us…. we were some manipulative assholes with some manipulative alumni and alumni advisors on campus that saved us.
needless to say our chapter doesnt exist at Midwestern State anymore
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
some asshole beerbonged a bottle of southern comfort and went into a coma for 8 days
yeah.. we got kicked off campus.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
(this was like 3 years after i went alumni though)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
motherofgod.jpg
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
what an idiot.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
I don't get why a fraternity is responsible for this guys' stupidity.
Unless a group of them were egging him on, or forcing him to.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's almost like guilt by association
And the likelihood of him drinking without his brothers is very slim.
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
Right, I understand on a personal level why parents and family would be pissed at the frat.
I don’t know, I guess I’m just a sucker for personal responsibility.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It was an 18 year old pledge at a mixer with the chapter.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 15, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
And another pledge got caught for public intoxication that night.
And they didn’t have a good reputation before the first kid nearly died.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 15, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
If I remember right, the chapter had lots of problems
and was down to like 10 members when this happened.
Also, they should be about done with their suspension by now.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 15, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
All in one place?
Oh, you idiot kids, you don’t have a clue.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
damn
casting a wide net there with what they are selling
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
At least they weren't pi kappas
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
welcome to the big 12!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
She mad!
Jenna Yosten @jennayosten If you don’t go to #TCU then don’t talk about the drug bust. Our school is still better than yours. #drugbust #dumbwhore
Have you read the season preview at CRFF?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Heh
They said OSU should go 10-2…
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Not really much of a preview.
Mainly cussing and illiterate rhetoric. I don’t really know the state of the rest of the Big 12. Baylor seems to be about equal in terms of losses as OSU. Most of the other teams seem to have less major question marks and there are seem teams like UT and TTU that should be better with their returning experience.
glad she got one of the hashtags right
yes, yes you are a #dumbwhore
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
But our school is better than yours. I see no issue.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
#drugbust
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
I heard that if convicted
The players face 4-2-5 years in prison.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
How many?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
woahhhhhhhh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
lol
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
This "No Coke Februrary" crap
has put a serious downer on my pizza consumption. It’s just not as much fun eating pizza while drinking water or a lemonade.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
Lol
And apparently it’s affecting my ability to spell “February.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
febuary?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
no its februANY
/subway
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
Would've been better if it were General Zod
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
I have to read this Ron Artest quote once a day.
No, I won’t wear them, but he should wear leather pants. He’s the type of guy who should wear leather pants, some nice shoes and change his fashion. You’re Jeremy Lin, for godsakes. You know what I’m saying? You know? Put down that law book, stop reading the New York Times and start reading the Daily News. Newsday, that’s the one. I like that one because there’s always color in that one. What else? Wall Street Journal. Get some swag. You’re in New York City. Put your hat to the back, too. Put your hat on backwards. Come to practice with your pants sagging and just tell them, ‘I don’t feel like practicing.’ Practice? You know? Practice? And wear an Iverson jersey. You know? Come to practice with a cigar. Lit. ‘I’m Jeremy Lin.’ You know? He should change. We’re all excited to play tonight. It’s like the first time for everybody. Everybody’s excited. Kobe’s excited. He wants to get 50. He wants to welcome Jeremy Lin to his new level."
almost killed a pack of asians this morning in uptown.....
the cross walk signs are universal… i was almost gonna be in prison the rest of my life for a hate crime… slammed on my breaks.. they were smokin
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 9:51 AM CST reply actions
They were extremely attractive or smoking cigarettes?
If what I saw in front of the library in college is any indication then they might as well go ahead and make a new asian Marlboro Man.
/slightly racist but not meant to be.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
almost ran over a homeless dude last night
what is the consequence there?
key to the city for cleaning up the streets?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
get suspended by the nfl for a year
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
i could manage.
have some long-term investments, do all right in some other business ventures.
one year of misses salary won’t hurt too badly
i’m not going allen iverson in this bitch
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Top 5 Modern books (1990 or more recent, fiction only)?
Mine:
1. House of Leaves- Mark Z. Danielewski
2. The Raw Shark Texts- Steven Hall (heard they’re adapting this to a movie…could be awesome, could completely suck)
3. City of Thieves- David Benioff (this will definitely be a movie, seeing as how Benioff already is a screenwriter and is scoring major points producing Game of Thrones…speaking of which…)
4. Game of Thrones- George R.R. Martin (I’ll just credit the whole series here)
5. The Poisonwood Bible- Barbara Kingsolver
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 AM CST reply actions
needs more Stephenson
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
I'm mainly mining the Great Literary Minds of LSB for some new stuff to read
I tell ya, I struggled to come up with five books written after 1990 that I loved. I mostly read classics, philosophy, and lit from the 1950s/1960s (Salinger, Vonnegut, Nabokov, etc).
But I’m sure I’m missing out on some good stuff.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
Raw Shark Texts - did not particularly enjoy
i’ll agree w/ you on George RR Martin, and I’ll raise you Cryptonomicon.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Oh man, Raw Shark is amazing
What didn’t you like about it?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
i don't know....i read it like 3 yrs ago or something
maybe I need to reread this book if I still have it. I also enjoy me some Chuck Pahlanuck (sp?).
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Palahniuk is good, I've just been over-exposed to him I guess
As for Raw Shark:
“It isn’t all coming back to me. I don’t know any of this at all.
I felt that prickling horror, the one that comes when you realise the extent of something bad – if you’re dangerously lost or you’ve made some terrible mistake – the reality of the situation creeping in through the back of your head like a pantomime Dracula."
Love it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Pahlanuck was good
for a book or two, but I feel like it’s Fear Factor for books or something. After I read a couple, the rest I tried couldn’t keep my attention.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 15, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
i'm very selective w/ him...Survivor is my favorite
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
that is the only one of his I have read
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
I (unfairly) hold a grudge against Palahniuk
because of all the wannabe punk kids who come in to the bookstore and steal his books.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
i have to be in the right mindset to read him tho
I just can’t pickup a book of his anytime.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I really need to read again
the storyline is crazy.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
For sure
A book about a guy being chased by conceptual mind sharks is….out there, by all means.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
wasn't there a paper tunnel at some point?
weird shit
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yeah
The scientist lines the walls of the tunnel to his hideout with pages from the phonebook. It’s too much random information for the mind sharks to process, so it masks Eric and Scout from his view.
Pretty friggin’ awesome, if you ask me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
haha yes....i wonder why i remember it being disappointing
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I was a little confused by the ending
but the rest of the book was gold, for me at least. And Ian the cat was a great character.
Also, the whole Mycroft Ward (the self-replicating guy) was very cool.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
yea i don't remember
Hey if you’re up for more Fantasy, I’ve heard the Mistborn Trilogy -Brandon Sanderson is really good. Haven’t gotten into them myself yet.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Hmmmm
Just read a little about them. Sounds very intriguing.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
or the Night Angel Trilogy by Brent Weeks
sounds awesome.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Raw Shark?
Why would I want to know where to find raw shark?
(very obscure Watchmen quote)
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Lol indeed
Pretty sure the title is a play on Rorshach Test.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
Poisonwood Bible is some crazy shit.
God is Dog and all that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I enjoyed the multiple narrators aspect of it
(another reason I like Game of Thrones, in fact).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
I need to read those.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh yes
I know we talk about this every day, but you really do. Just hope you have several weeks worth of free time….fuckers are addictive as hell.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
Have you read the Pillars of the Earth?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm about five chapters in, as a matter of fact
The story is great (and I love the time period), but Follett’s prose is just….weak.
I’ll finish it eventually.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
I agree, the time period and the story is awesome
Fall of Giants is also pretty entertaining
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
the dude fucking sucks at writing
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
He really really does
I was utterly shocked by how bad it was. The storytelling was fine, but the sentence structure and word choice…..yeesh.
Kind of encouraged me on my own writing, though (hey, if this guy can sell a bajillion copies , maybe I’ve got a shot, lol?)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
if thats the case then I may not be able to read this then
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Skinny Legs and All - Tom Robbins
A conch shell, a painted stick, a desert spoon, a dirty sock and a can of beans on their way to Jerusalem.
Seriously, how is that not epic?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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hmmmm
The Dirt – Motley Crue
Angel’s Game – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Beat The Reaper – Josh Bazell (think ‘Scrubs’ meets ‘Goodfellas’)
by Apes and Androids on Feb 15, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Also
How Soccer Explains the World
Fargo Rock City – Klosterman
by Apes and Androids on Feb 15, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
YES!
How Soccer Explains the World
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
I've heard very good things about Klosterman
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
jesus christ, oprah
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
I guarantee you Oprah would never come within 30 feet of House of Leaves
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
But would you try and wipe off Drew Brees's birth mark?
Or read a League of Pedobear notice as though it were a serious thing?
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hmm
1. The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan/Brandon Sanderson
2. A Song of Ice and Fire series by GRRM
3. The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson
4. The Second Apocalypse series by R. Scott Bakker
5. The Expanse series by James SA Corey
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
City of Thieves was pretty good.
The only list the GRRM series belongs on is the list of series totally fucked by their lazy, fat-ass authors.
Patrick Rothfuss’ books The Name of the Wind and The Wise Man’s Fear are pretty damn good.
Scott Lynch’s The Lies of Locke Lamora was pretty good too, but he looks like he might be pulling a Martin in terms of publishing schedule.
Q & A, the book Slumdog Millionaire, was exceptional, and far better than the movie, which changed a bunch of shit from the story.
Jim Butcher’s Dresden Files series is just fun to read over and over again.
Philip Kerr’s Bernie Gunther, Berlin Noir series is pretty powerful.
Stieg Larsson’s Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series is damn fine too. It’s just too bad he’s dead now.
Going further back, I think Lonesome Dove was still in the 90’s
Oh, and Robert Jordan's series, don't know how I forgot that one
Or for that matter Brandon Sanderson’s new series that started with The Way of Kings.
The George Martin hate is getting overblown
Yes, he’s introduced too many characters. Yes, he’s somewhat lost track of the plot. And yes, he repeats the same phrases “Words are wind, I’m looking for a maid of three and ten, etc” far too often in the later books. And yes, he relies on cliffhanger chapter endings too much (I call this Dan Brown Syndrome).
But the series is still excellent, and is being adapted in to perhaps the best fantasy series of all time on HBO.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
He's gone completely off the tracks
Given the time he had writing the last book, he should very clearly have had an idea of a series of events that needed to have taken place to progress the story. There were maybe 1 and a half or 2 things that happened when really he needed to get to 5 or 6.
I agree that he needs to trim the fat of Books 4-5
SPOILERS
Dany needs to get out of the fucking East.
Don’t waste a good character like Tyrion in pointless little adventures trotting around the world (especially with a stupid innocent dwarf girl and her pet pig).
Don’t introduce narrated chapters from completely new characters.
I still say Dance with Dragons was a solid B+, with A Feast for Crows grading a little lower as a B-/C+. They just weren’t up to the A/A+ standard of the previous three novels.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
Feast was an F
Dance was only slightly better C+. That’s not acceptable given the layoff between books, and or the decade it took him to follow up on half the characters. It needed to be concise and focused and was neither of those things. You can’t expect readers to wait 10 years then give them nothing but page-filling drivel that does not advance the plot for 90% of the book.
And he's gotten plenty of backlash
but I heard someone saying the other day “GRRM has gone full George Lucas. He’s total garbage now.”
That level of overreaction is unnecessary.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
I'd say he's about halfway there
I’m not touching another one if his books until I see the whole thing finished.
You should also try Brent Weeks Night Angel Trilogy. Solid work.
As well as Butcher’s Codex Alera.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
High alert boys ...
Gonorrhea, one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases in the United States, is increasingly showing resistance to one of the last known effective antibiotic treatments, leading researchers from the Centers for Disease Control to “sound the alarm” about potentially untreatable forms of the disease.
That would be bad.
(insert most sexually promiscuous male LSB poster here) must be stopped.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
he gets all the hoes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
So you're saying he does a lot of gardening?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
FIFY
he gets all the holes
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
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by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
The amount of Gob gifs would increase ten-fold.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Things like this are why I developed a massive compulsion to wear a condom.
Though that was because when I was a kid, Magic Johnson got AIDS and I basically figured my penis would explode if I had unprotected sex.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I was so lucky I wasn't into whores in high school.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The only STD in my high school was pregnancy.
If you could find a girl who screwed, you didn’t worry about disease, you worried about how fast everyone in town would know.
67
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
you do me and i owe you 2?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
My high school had everything
pregnancy, the clap, gonnorhea, herpes, HPV
You name it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I have only not worn one twice
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
I could draw you a picture of it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
i am like the exact opposite of this.
i have only worn one on a few occassions.
lucky there are not little TDT’s running around. and lucky that my dick has not fallen off
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
You should probably do that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
wear them?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Yes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
but why?
it’s a lot more difficult to face-blast with a condom on
i don’t actually get to face-blast my future wife
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
so she says
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
I'm married and we're still using condoms....
What the eff…
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 15, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
haha.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
not laughing at your situation,
just the comment made me laugh
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Because the world doesn't need little Worleys just yet.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
same here
wife is on the mini birth control pill because she is nursing and we’re making damn sure there are no more kids on the way for now.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Same here.
All about the birth control.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Though at some point I'll get fixed and probably stop wearing them.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
"I'll get fixed"
Is kind of a poor way for that to be phased. It is already working and when fixed the potency goes away so theoretically it doesn’t work then.
I have always worried about pregnancies more than STD's
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
fuck i hate condoms
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
I hate the smell of latex
but I hate the smell of baby diapers and gonorrhea more.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
it smells like burning
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
Ugh
Burning baby diapers…freakin’ gross.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
i thought it was clymidia
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
speaking of.. there was a chi omega in college we called clymidia lydia
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
I've heard of this.
I used to work in an AIDS clinic, and those sumbitches had drug-resistant forms of everything you could think of.
x
@newyscruggs
@ClayTravisBGID Im hearing the names of the TCU football players and other students busted for drugs will be released in ten minutes. #TCU
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
They should make them do all the drugs at once
that way they don’t want to do them again
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
I love the visual of this.
Standing right next to the kid with the pack of cigarettes in his mouth with Dad lighting them up.
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 15, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Heaven's Gate, Part 2?
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
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"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
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"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
115 people in Psyche....
70 are asleep. The other 45 are on Reddit.
Or LSB.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 AM CST reply actions
which one is reddit again?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
watching porn in class?
oh my
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Kids these days
I had to make do with staring down the shirt of the girl two rows in front of me (ahhh, stadium seating…)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Have I mentioned that I'm encountering more and more students who are essentially transcribing lecture on their laptops?
I’ll ask questions of the class and get verbatim quotes from earlier in the semester. Not sure what I think about that.
I have a girl in some classes that does that.
She has really acute hearing so every little noise or flick of the pen she hears and can’t concentrate.
heh
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i did this.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
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Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
I did this for certain things in law school, like if there was a really good explanation of something I wanted to keep
But there was a group of four girls in my section first year that typed every single word we heard in every single class. It was incredible.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
See, there were certainly times I'd quote the professor word-for-word.
But in general I was not fully transcribing the lecture.
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They sat on the front row of every lecture and NEVER volunteered to answer questions because it would have detracted from their transcription.
If one of them answered a question, they immediately asked the ones sitting next to them to send them that portion.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I can't remember exactly how all of them did in our class.
I know one graduated fairly high, but she was a pretty smart chick to begin with, so I’m not sure the transcription helped all that much.
And I don’t know if they continued to do it after first year because we didn’t take all the same classes anymore.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't know that I ever saw anyone do that.
I’m not sure that would be more helpful for me. Too much information to sift through later.
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I'm dubious about how helpul it is. Half of what I do is say the same thing in a couple of different ways
so that people can wrap their head around it and start asking questions. Also, I’m speaking from an outline (or sometimes a single notecard with the five or six points I want to get across) so it’s not like a polished speech that is designed to be scrutinized word for word.
I had a Poli Sci professor who would put his outline up for us to see.
I loved that.
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I post my PowerPoint slides specifically so students won't feel compelled to copy them down while
I’m trying to communicate with them.
Interesting.
I took COPIOUS notes on my laptop, but mostly it was an outline of key ideas or quotes.
I loved being able to do an outline format, btw, for notes. Man alive that made studying easy.
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Another reason laptop study was great was being able to immediately pull up online information related to what the professor was saying right then.
I could, while it was fresh in my mind, go to a link they suggested, or google for a journal or website on the subject that was particularly interesting, link to it in my outline right there and have it for later.
Or find pictures related to what he was talking about to give me a more clear idea of the topic at hand right in the moment.
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If I was worried about that, I'd sit near outlets.
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I used Microsoft OneNote for my notetaking
One of my favorite features was being able to pull something off of a web page and recreate it exactly in an outline automatically. Or create a new page with that information and then generate an outline off it later.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Interesting.
It’s too late for me to try this.
I just used Word Perfect.
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You can use it when you go back to school
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You can use OneNote in your job too...
Its a life-saver for me – God Bless ‘Search’.
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 15, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
My job has absolutely nothing to do with using a computer.
Probably won’t be that way for long, though. Nearly every professional position I apply for does.
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yup
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Most professional positions involve some form of writing.
Which is mostly done on the computer nowadays.
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Mike E
Pretending he understands things he does not since 2008.
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Whatever bro..
you’ll figure it out someday I suppose.
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I'll figure out not to make assumptions about your work place?
I already did.
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I'm not making assumptions. It's common sense
and something you basically confirmed above.
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you have no frame of reference
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
huh?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
lebowski reference
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i know mine was
i didnt remember the line jam dropped
i’m still calm
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
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Walter Sobchak: So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know…
The Dude: (interrupting) Walter, Walter, what’s the point, man?
Walter Sobchak: There’s no reason – here’s my point, dude, there’s no fucking reason why these two…
Donny: Yeah, Walter, what’s your point?
you don't work in a professional office
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
That wouldn't even help here.
It’d just be one place. I’m talking about basically everywhere. It is a statistical fact. I just don’t have the exact statistics. heh.
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the statistics are that everyone
in a professional office uses a computer.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think that's accurate.
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i work in a professional office
you do not.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
You drink
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what does that have to do with anything?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
It makes you immoral, and thus your opinion invalid.
Just guessing.
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lolwut
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
that's what i think he is implying
even though, between me and mike e, i work in an office, he works at a movie theatre, yet, he believes he knows more than me.
i think he believes that because i drink i am the scum of the earth. he jelly
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Where one works doesn't even matter here
You can work in a professional office for the rest of your life and I can work for Waste Management.
As long as I know one person who doesn’t use a computer in a ‘professional office’ out of millions that work in one then I’m right.
Though you’re the one that even brought that into it.. philkid and I were talking about professional positions as in they are labeled that by the company.
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Mike E is actually right, FTR.
As long as I know one person who doesn’t use a computer in a ‘professional office’ out of millions that work in one then I’m right.
But still. . .
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there is no way a person who works in an office
from 8-5 doesn’t use a computer.
no way in hell
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
what does me drinking have to do with anything, Mike E?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing.. just making conversation.
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you don't drink
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not saying not everyone in your office uses a computer
I agree that the vast majority do… which was my main point.
There is no way it’s 100% for everywhere.
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Saying "yup" for in general is different from saying "yup" for one person in a work environment you have no experience with.
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I considered going to that Disney College
did you ever do that? Just something to waste time with for me.
Just curious.
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I don't even know what you're talking about.
There are a variety of possibilities.
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they have a college program thing
where people work there basically.. heh.
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ah..cool.
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i forgot you were an expert in professional offices
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
I don't even know if you're agreeing with me or not in all honesty
I say most do.. you come back with all do.
But in a negative way.
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how do you know what happens
in corporate america?
are you there all day, every day?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
you literally could not do work in an office
without a computer. it is impossible in 2012.
i know this because i work in an office!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
You most certainly could.
I know this because there are jobs which take places in offices which do not use them.
And then there are some that do which would have no use for word processing.
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I do not know of a job where the person is in an office for most or all of his day and does not have a computer and use it extensively.
I would not place any amount of money on there not being a single person out there with such a job.
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Nor does he work at a theme park and resort complex with literally thousands of professional jobs.
Many of which work little, or not at all, with computers. And even more of those which do work exclusively with internal systems, nothing like word processing or browsing.
My bosses, for instance, mostly use their computers for email at most. A couple of them have to write documents, that is the minority.
I specifically apply for jobs that are writing-heavy. If I didn’t want to, there would still be plenty of professional jobs to apply to.
My roommate has one of them.
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what is a professional job
that does not work with a computer?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
One example would be a manager of an area.
Some of them may be working with computers extensively, but most are on-site making sure the area runs smoothly.
Some do not even have computers at all.
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what are we referring to a professional job?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
A job that the Walt Disney Company titles "professional."
Paying a salary, requiring a formal interview and application process, and typically a degree.
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yup
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Also, I'm picking on Mike E, not you.
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no i got it,
i was just wondering
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't consider that a professional job, but that makes sense in your argument
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
i wouldnt either, but, it's all good
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
I have a friend who's in Research.
Salaried, considered professional, does not use a computer.
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okay, so we are saying
salaried = profesional in this sense. okay, yeah, people who get paid salaries are not necessarily using computers.
but if you work in an office, a computer is 100% required
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
No, we are actually saying the Walt Disney Company's designation of Professional = professional.
That is the exact way I used the term before.
Most, I don’t think all, are salaried. Maybe all.
And, no, a computer is not 100% required. Depends on your job. I knew plenty of people with offices in New Mexico, as well, who did not have computers. An office does not have to have a computer, and if it does you are not necessarily going to use it.
Vast majority is not 100%.
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e-mails was a form of writing I was including in my statement
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They can email from a Blackberry or home if they prefer.
Or might have to what with having no computer some of them.
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*if
I’m not sure going back to school is likely. I have a degree, I’d have to encounter a situation where I needed/wanted a Masters.
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one note is the bomb
in grad school i used evernote + ipad vs laptop
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
yeah it's awesome
I’ve never done it cause I’m lazy in that way but it’s definitely a great idea and nothing wrong with it.
A lot of our professors don’t allow you to record them or I’d be doing that. Some record their class though so you can go back and watch, I loved that.
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so a prison fire, huh?
inexpensive way to get rid of the prisoners
/hitler
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now you have to rebuild the prison though.
#you’redoingitwrong
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by ivysafety39 on Feb 15, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
honestly.. id rather burn alive than be in a honduran prison
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
anyone watching The River ?
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i'm watching him
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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you like it soo far?
its weird
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hey TDT.. heard you had your own radio show in college?
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:54 AM CST reply actions
haha
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
yeah i had a sports radio show in college
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
what of it?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
wanna fight?!
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by ivysafety39 on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
okay?!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
on ESPN in abilene
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
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@davidubben
All were expelled, AP reported. RT @FollowtheFrogs Names of 17 TCU students, including 4 FB players, to be released by police at 11 a.m.
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awesome
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>mfw entire offensive half of tuc football team expelledd
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btho Iowa State
by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
Pachall and Tanner Brock are 2 of the 4
I think James Bailey is a 3rd.
Starting QB and best LB gone.
HA HA, WE 4-8 NOW.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You know that for sure about Pachall and Brock?
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for what?
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Baylor needs a QB for the future
kinda.
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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
...
…
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
rec'd
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
TCU's making their play for the Fulmer Cup this year...
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@FollowtheFrogs: Tanner Brock and D.J. Yendrey have been removed from the TCU online roster.
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Wait, I KNOW Tanner Brock!
His dad (Reb) coached with my dad. Holy fuck, that dude and his little brother Logan used to come over to our house all the time.
Weird. His dad will absolutely murder him about this. I saw him headbutt a kid on the sideline who was still wearing his helmet….for making a good tackle! Blood streaming down his face….yikes.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Logan was the older brother. TE at TCU.
Tanner was our best LB, and would have been drafted for sure.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I believe Sam is going to be doing Fed time
Federal, pound me in the ass, prison.
by blakethegr8 on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
If any of these kids are proven to be distributing these controlled substances
I don’t see why they wouldn’t do prison time. First offenses aside, if there’s enough weight and variety, you’ll do time.
It appears that at least 3 of the football players are accused of having a hydroponic grow operation out of their house.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but they'll do state time at worst.
Feds don’t play that parole shit.
by blakethegr8 on Feb 15, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
Well they were both about 8 years old when I knew them, lol
This was back in good ole’ Florence, Texas.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
they were selling
right?
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these kids need to learn
you do drugs. not sell them
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ohhh well that changes everything
(seriously)
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I think that they are technically "separated" from the school.
Would only be officially expelled upon conviction.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
damn
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
I wonder if there is going to be a follow-up set of arrests on users.
If there were sellers on the team, you know there were users as well.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
DEA said that is an ongoing investigation.
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if DEA is involved
you are poretty much fucked, right?
(at least in college)
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KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
yeah
no way this is the end of it i bet
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
hopefully
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You get the sellers to roll over on the buyers.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Good point...but this investigation has been going on for 6 months.
They may already have the info they need to bring charges.
My guess is that the DEA was going after sellers here, not buyers.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
can they bring charges on a user even if he has no drugs in his possession?
and I mean in their home and car as well
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
No.
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I assume they can if they witnessed the deal go down.
It’s a crime to buy drugs, not just to use them.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
One must possess in order to use, no?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Usually.
But confessing to drug use can’t get you arrested, unless you’re admitting to a probation violation or some such.
by blakethegr8 on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Like I was interested in Penn State World Campus awhile back
but now since all those incidents I have no interest in being associated with them!
Even though JoePa did exactly what he should had done in the situation.. others higher up did not.
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My father is in Florida.
I have no idea what’s going on.
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Not sure what the problem is
He wants to visit.. chill out.
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lmao
I miss your weirdness when you go away.
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Less so since I saw how douchey you were to Moe, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I guess you didn't see how douchey she was to me
but I haven’t mentioned drum in any way in months regardless.
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spate is a troll?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Saw the conversation, that's enough.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
how was she a douche to you?
she was asleep you moran!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
these japanese people are awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
To buy the Nike Fuelband or not to buy...
Kinda afraid to buy the 1st crop before some kinks are worked out.
what exactly is it?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
x
http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,fuelband&cp=usns_em_021512_M4instock&et_cid=50948&et_rid=M4_tyd3311@yahoo.com10141984&etsid=ENJ02M4BIS_
get a fitbit
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
curious, why?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
/TBM
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
lol im the one who suggested it when she asked on here a while back
i preordered one from their website before they were actually anything
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Update: Casey Pachall's dad tells us he was NOT arrested.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm still pissed about Tanner Brock.
Dude was our best LB, easily.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I have high hopes for Kenny Cain.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
I KNOW WE'RE NOT ALL RELIGIOUS AND SHIT LIKE BAYLOR, BUT YOU'RE AIGHT
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Not religious?
What exactly does the “C” stand for in TCU?
by Oracle Galvez on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
The C is small.
Most people will tell you that.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
TCU does not embrace
being christian anymore, for the most part.
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Man, how lucky are you if you're Casey Pachall right now?
Everyone knows you do drugs and the gigantic bust misses you? #charmedlife.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
it is known he does drugs?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
its not "known"
like its not “known” that Mike E is a serial killer
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
He's roommates with Tanner, so the bust this morning could have been him mistaken.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
"sprinkle some crack on him"
/Chappelle
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
weird....still off the roster tho right?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Ty Horn also removed from online roster.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Update
Stefan Stevenson @FollowtheFrogs Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Devin Johnson, Ty Horn, Tanner Brock and D.J. Yendrey all arrested in TCU drug sweep.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
damn
that sucks.
He needs to get caught, clean himself up. Quit thinking about how well your team does and think about his future! heh.
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Jaworski out of the MNF booth.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
espn has completely fucked over MNF.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
is Gruden still there?
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Yes.
It’s Mike Tirico AAANNNNDDDDD Jon This Guy Gruden
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Heh
Gruden, when asked to comment on Jaworski’s departure, had this to say,
“This guy Jaworski….he was something special. He’s the greatest announcer I’d ever seen!”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Eh.
Jaws is a BRILLIANT conveyor of football strategy and information. Absolutely fantastic.
But I never felt like he brought that out in the booth much. Some, but not to the degree he could. Probably because ESPN needed him to dumb things down.
So while I like Jaws, despite the Eagles thing, I don’t think he’ll be that missed on MNF.
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He was the least annoying announcer on MNF, though.
Still better than Tirico/Theismann/Kornheiser
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
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RUSH
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
The band and the "person"
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
He's one of the least annoying announcers period.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Dude what's wrong with Tirico?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Are we allowed to include the sexual harrassment?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm talking as announcer
not as a human being. I think Steve Young is an arrogant asshole, but he’s a pretty good commentator.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
He's Mike Fucking Tirico.
End of lesson.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
Jaworski's voice/mannerisms bugged me much more than Tirico's ever have
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
He was like the little brother trying to hang out with the cool older brother at a party.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
im a big fan of jaws
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
m1
Will you do a 10 instead of an 11? I’ll officially counter if you will.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Is this for the #2 pick?
Give me a chance to beat it, whatever it is.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Offer more quality, less quantity boy
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Emailed you.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Make an offer, boy.
Haven’t seen much that jumps out at me… Even this deal, I’d still probably want to move a keeper-quality player.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Email me.
It’s in my profile.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't understand this trade for either team.
vfn in particular.
by LiamP on Feb 15, 2012 12:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Liar.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
x
@FollowtheFrogs
Devin Johnson, Ty Horn, Tanner Brock and D.J. Yendrey all arrested in TCU drug sweep.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Still will be better than Tech.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Starting SS (walk on), backup OL, starting LB, DT depth.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
restart the speculation mill...
@craigfloyd NBC TV in Dallas is saying there is a 5th player.
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
#mysteryplayer
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
that reminds me
there was no foul play suspected in that dudes burning car death
surprising.
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Will Patterson
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Supposedly Jonathan Jones.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Confirmed that it is a different Jonathan Jones.
Stefan Stevenson @FollowtheFrogs
A student named Jonathan Blake Jones was also among 17 arrested but he is not the Jonathan Jones who played FB at TCU.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Sounds like Patterson had no idea the investigation was going on...
Stefan Stevenson @FollowtheFrogs
TCU coach Gary Patterson: "As I heard the news this morning, I was first shocked, then hurt and now I’m mad. "
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Oh he mad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I would love to be at spring practice this year.
Every player is going to get a new asshole ripped.
I’ll talk to David Johnson about it sometime.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
@bubbaprog
Here’s the kingpin of the TCU drug operation: bit.ly/p07v2p
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm friends with her on FB.
Very sweet girl.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It appears that she is going to fucking kill someone.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
We all were on that horrible night at Floyd Casey.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Great night.
Though almost turned horrible. heh.
I had to leave LSB in the 4th.
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link don't work...
is it…

JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well
We haven’t heard a denial from Craig James that he ran the TCU drug ring, now have we?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
by RCCook on Feb 15, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
YES!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
I don't mind... stealin' bread... from the mouth of decadence.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Alright everyone.
Get your College Game Day signs ready.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Texas Cannabis University
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colonialbob
pluS
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These Horned Frogs Shoot Coke Out Of Their Noses
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
T-C-U want some drugs?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
This Cracks Unbelievable
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
TCU:
THIS is how you Big 12
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
TCU
Following SMU’s lead since the 1980’s
put an image of Craig James shopped in a TCU polo
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I will never desecrate my university with that man's image.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
you might not
but you want to be no other LSBers would :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
you might not
but i bet other LSBers would*
too much going on at once here
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
I might just have to dust of my photoshop skills
you guys jsut gave me a reason to head into campus early
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I'll give it a try
Everyone
Smokes
Pot
Now
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
Aqua: I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU
the offer I sent now should be right. First one I accidentally dropped Mous instead of dealing him
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Let know what you need to make something work.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I emailed you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well done.
You just got the 2nd pick for less than what I would have paid. The guys available at 56 aren’t going to be that great.
I think VFN sold too low.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Can't wait to see the 5 guys that vfn and Aqua retain
I imagine they’ll be akin to flaming bags of poop.
I figured vfn would leverage Prince into 1 T1 player or a couple of T2’s. Was not anticipating a trade for more picks.
by LiamP on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
>My dog is by the door, wants to go outside to the other part of the apartment
>I open the door for him
>He walks out, turns around, comes back in, and goes to the other side of the bed to lay down.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
He's letting all the cold air out.
Asshole dog.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
hes owns a north pole dog
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
90 degrees and humid as hell right now.
And yeah, Thor doesn’t handle heat well.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
just got phone call for SWA voucher...
someones gonna get some blow j’s… hope its me (she sounded pretty excited)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 AM CST reply actions
this sounds fun
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
its about fuckingtime
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
On the plus side, Andro is reporting that there will be homemade flour tortillas at RBiA next year.
That warms the cockles of my heart.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:33 AM CST reply actions
what are they putting in the tortillas?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
Apparently there will be a taqueria concession stand.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
front office reading LSB apparently
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
I probably would.
Maybe just a little bit of butter.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
i want steak in it.. w grilled onions and peppers
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
that's nice
I always like new options even though I always get the same thing.
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they should do those asian meat on a stick thingys
for all the asians
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
asians have a fancy word for it
its grilled chicken on a stick
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
Teppanyaki?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Satay?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Soooooo delish
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
That's what I was looking for.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area....
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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
We throw TCU a bone
and this is what they do.
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u want me to get started on the baylor bball program troubles from a few years back?
dickhead
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
That's low-rent, Max.
You’re better than Mike E.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm not making light of it
just pointing out how the B12 has plenty of other scandals in its history.
CedricBensonmugshot.jpg
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
who is we?
and how were they “throw[n] a bone?”
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
anyone worried that the football players that got ran start rolling on other players?
drugs happen in college… at what point do they try and burn the program down out of spite or desire to get a lesser sentence?
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
is Mike E
the big 12?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
mike E is a robot
/mikeE
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
You shut the fuck up.
There is no “we” here.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Patterson is pissed
@FollowtheFrogs: TCU coach Gary Patterson: "As I heard the news this morning, I was first shocked, then hurt and now I’m mad. "
lets not forget that the team can do a random drug test on their own… this will make this week at TCU way more interesting…
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
id be drinking bleach
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Certa
works every time
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
what is this?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
a gelatine
I guess it lines your pee chutes so the THC doesn’t get in the water you pee for your test?
Better hope they don't decide to drug test the whole team...
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I can almost bet you it will be
an amnesty test… essentially saying we will do it in private and see who needs “help”…
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
They do.
I believe that’s how Travaras Battle got kicked off the team this off season, and Jurrell Thompson last year.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i think jurrell was from my high school
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
yep. WF Rider
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Yep
Last I checked, he got arrested in WF for cocaine possession.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
WF Rider has had a few 4 star recruits fuck up with drugs and academics the last several years
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
Typical
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
The exception!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
at what point will the dismissed players roll on others?
does the football team do an exit interview with kids that get the boot? Would Patterson demand to know who did what from them?
I got a feeling that this catches a few more just because how these things normally turn out.. Maybe a few suspensions for failed tests or what not..
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
i hate quickmeme so much

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
Dat police report. Just go to the last page:
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
ok
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ohh shit
item 11 on page 4
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
that is going to get the NCAA curious...
“Brock said he used to buy from two other football players, but they had graduated so it is harder to the get pills”
ouch
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
that better be awesome stuff for 220 a half ounce
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
X
Devin Johnson
Delivery of marijuana >1/4 oz <5 lbs (Felony)
Devin Yendrey
Delivery of marijuana >1/4 oz <5 lbs (Felony)
Tanner Brock
Delivery of marijuana >1/4 oz < 5lbs (Felony)
Tyler Horn
Delivery of marijuana >1/4 oz < 5 lbs
RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
could have been worse
if Waymon James had been on the list, I would have been pissed.
Yendrey was just “meh”, Horn is not a big loss, and Devin Johnson can be replaced .
Brock hurts, but since he’s trying to comeback from a major injury anyways, we should have had a contingency plan in place already.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
You're talking about the blurb about 60 guys, right?
Ouch.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I am more concerned about the blurb about used to buy from two players, but they already graduated
one means that TCU right now has a drug problem, the other implies that this has been an ongoing thing and yet nobody has stopped it yet and it has mushroomed into what we see now..
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I could have told you that.
I got so angry when TCU folks tried to convince me we weren’t recruiting “those” types of players.
Implying that drug use at a college only happens with “those” types.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I agree
the problem is of perception and how the different images get distorted over time..
People can laugh it off as the whole team was high if there was no mention of the past… now it becomes that the TCU program has been running a drug ring for years…
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
no shit
amazing what a surprise drug test does..
our guys just said fuck it… we suck, might as well be high… not sure what the TCU thoughts on the matter were
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
heh
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they were already going 2-7 in big 12
hook em
by ludashoeless on Feb 15, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
Can't disagree with that.
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for those who are on a mobile device...

JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
thanks for being so kind to those that may have had issues
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yeah, mike e doesnt have a computer
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
lol..
I seen it earlier.
I just like nice people like laxtonto.
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you are just trying to butter me up for pictures of boobs aren't you
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
you have boobs?
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
...

JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
that is a mighty nice set you have
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Holy mother of god
I gave that one a full 10 secs of viewing before minimizing.
Even if I get fired, I’d say it was worth it.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
exactly....good lord
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No shit
I almost waited too long heard footsteps approaching cubicle, frantically started clicking and missing…minimized just before female coworker entered cubicle.
“YEAH HIIIIIII THERE! WHAT CAN I DO FORYOUYEAHIMREALLYGLADTOHELPOUTHOLYFUCKINGSHIT”
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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 15, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
That was quality all over.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 15, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
and it gets no recs...
heathens..
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I'm at work and rec'd.
If ever there was a day to not give a fuck.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
it will get better man...
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
damn
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so evidently i crashed chrome so badly
it cleared my history, data, etc
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
no clue
work PC
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
On topic...Fraggle Rock was awesome.
I used to love that show.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:18 PM CST reply actions
Oops.
From Tanner Brock’s Facebook page:
Favorite Quotations: “are you fucking high!”
I really shouldn’t be creeping on folks Facebook pages during lunch.
heh
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>need to get father birthday present asap
>want to get it in park to use last day of 40% discount, and also more convenient
>don’t know what he’d want that i could find there
>hope his amazon wish list has an idea
>look at wish list
>"disney ipad cover (out of stock)"
>mfw

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why does he want a disney ipad cover?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
Because his father is goofy.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
This is going to get worse for TCU...
Stefan Stevenson @FollowtheFrogs
Source: TCU’s Gary Patterson ordered pop drug test of entire team recently after being told by recruit of drug use.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM CST reply actions
that recruit needs to put it in his ass
not his fucking place to tell teh coach about drug use
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
He definitley did.
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disagree
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
If the recruit says "no thanks, coach, something put me off about your team."
And the coach says “What was it?”
What would you have him say back?
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i would not tell the coach about drug use
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
cause he's in on it?
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Because you wouldn't want to be a narc or what?
You’d choose to be a liar instead?
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
where did i advocate lying?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
If that is the answer to the question
And you don’t give it to him when he asks you straight-up, what do you call that?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
so by not saying something, that implies you are lying?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Um, yes.
Yes. This is not a hard question.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
what?
how is that possible?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
You can lie through omission.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
fuck... its like I am back at catholic shool
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
if the coach asked him why,
is he obligated, by law, to tell the coach about the drugs?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
Not by law.
It has to do with moral obligation and ethics.
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so you are an expert at law now?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
I knew the answer to the question.
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No.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
so, the kid did not have to disclose the drug information to the coach?
he could have said, personal reasons (not a lie)
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Of he *could* have done that.
I thought we were talking about whether he would be lying if he did. If he was choosing to go somewhere else because of the drugs, and he told Coach Patterson anything other than “I’m not going here because of the drugs” (once he chose to explain himself at all), then he would be lying.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
It just is..
I went back and forth through this with an ex in the past heh. Glad I’m not the only one that sees this.
‘I didn’t lie I just didn’t mention it’
Ok….
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s
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Have you ever heard of obstruction of justice?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
sure
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
He was talking to a football coach not a police officer.
I agree that it was okay for the recruit to tell the coach.
I would be mad if a recruit saw Aggie players doing drugs and went to the police instead of the coach.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
That's not what I'm getting at.
What I’m getting it is that many obstruction charges are predicated on lies by omission.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
but this would not be obstruction of justice
if the kid was called to court and asked what was up, then yeah, spill the beans, kiddo.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
I can't keep up with the trains of thought on here.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
The point of my question wasn't immediately clear.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
thats your problem.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
so if you are a recruit and you go to a school
and you see some of the players doing drugs. you would run to the coach, not your coach, mind you, but a coach of a school who might be interested in you, and tell him that the team is on drugs?
i don’t think you would be getting recruited as highly anymore.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
You're assuming a lot here about what happened.
Who said he “[ran] straight to the coach?”
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who said the coached asked him why he didnt want to go to school there?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Nobody did, I was giving you a hypothetical situation.
You’re assuming that the kid narced straight away.
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the kid had no reason to narc.
dumb move
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe he wants to go to a rival school and decided to f em
In reality, he’s just a good moral person and did the right thing though, most likely.
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so, if he wanted to go to a rival school,
and he decided to fuck over TCU, that is morally okay in your ethics book?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
He was probably asked why he didn't want to go to school there..
Should he have lied?
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 15, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
i never advocated lying.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
No. I was just replying to you saying he didn't have a reason according to your way of thinking
I figured that would be an okay reason by you.
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No kidding
More than likely, the kid told the coach “Thanks, but no thanks.” The coach, wanting to know why he lost out on a recruit they’d been pursuing, understandably wanted an explanation.
And the kid gave it to him.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
if i felt uncomfortable. if i felt in any kind of danger.
this kid is a junior in highschool. he is probably 15 or 16 years old. why are you assuming he went straight to the coach? you dont know what happened, and neither do we.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
just seems dumb to me.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Why not?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
his name is going to get leaked, i'm guessing.
he is probably a decently regarded recruit.
what team is going to trust that player at all?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
That would make him more attractive.
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to a bunch of 18-22 year olds who are probably getting high also?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Those 18-22 year olds don't choose the roster spots, dude.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
like a pop quiz
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I think that was the DT Tanner was talking about in the report.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I believe it was February 1.
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whelp
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
Yikes.
Stefan Stevenson @FollowtheFrogs
Recruit, source says, told Patterson he was shying away from TCU because of drug use.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
you didnt have him in the first place
hook em
by ludashoeless on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
They might have.
And you don’t have him, either.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
i know but we were more likely than tcu
hook em
by ludashoeless on Feb 15, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Based on what?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you disagree?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
That you were more likely than TCU?
Yes. Because I don’t think you have sufficient reason to believe that was true.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Before today, anyway.
And I’m not absolutely sure it’s still true after today.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
ahhh ok
thought you were saying there was more info out there from things he had said i might have missed recently
thanks
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
where do you think he goes?
or just “out of state”?
Out of state offers: bama/auburn/lsu/ND/tOSU/OU/Stanford
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Baylor
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just curious
how often has baylor beat out those schools for true top 20? recruits
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
This year with Javonte Magee.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
nationally
sorry
rivals has him as 7 @ position, 8 @ state and 65 nationally?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Only OOS would be OU.
In state, it’s TCU or UT.
We’ll see how this affects him.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
doesnt have an offer from OU yet per rivals
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but they will.
Kind of like Texas in the months prior.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
oh yeah you are right
i am sure — they also have a recruiter listed for OU, not sure if the lack of an offer on rivals is a glitch or real or what
but yeah, he will get one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
His family has mentioned they don't want him going far, and OU would be as far as it gets.
At least in interviews. I think he’ll visit tOSU and Bama.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
ahhh ok
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
i wouldnt totally count us out.
we are looking for a top flight QB to bring in for 2013.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
I would.
You guys might get one, but I think it’ll come from SEC country. Unless he’s blown away on a visit or something.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
wouldnt be shocked if it was the other way around for others.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
I laughed
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
TCU ridin' dirty! /signs LOI
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The recruit was probably in a much more intimate player environment than Patterson ever would have been.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well if the players are taking recruits to get high on their visits
then that’s a pretty serious problem in its own right.
They don't have to actually take him to get high
He could have overheard or seen something. Or actually been told something.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well then these kids are idiots (obviously for more than just this reason) for trying to be cool with a complete stranger they know nothing about.
Drugs 101
/TCU
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Or told "Hey, when you get here, you don't have to worry about scoring drugs. We have the hook-ups"
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
"You like weed, man? It's no problem here if you do."
Could have been as simple as that.
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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
yep. pretty standard practice for hosts to take recruits to parties and such.
looks like this kid was taken to the wrong party.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
indeed
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Yeah normally they try to match you up with people they think are similar to you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
probably the one that
‘about 60 people’ failed
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my map says new york
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
speak english, american.
none of that nuevo bullshit. if i want to speak spanish, i’ll go to mexico. if i want french, i’ll go to france.
just fucking say new york.
done
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
If you want English go to England.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
so much cooler online
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
I'd rather be cool online
Than a loser online and off it, TDT
A burden should never be something out of your control.
haha
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
well, i don't think i am a loser offline.
who knows? i probably am.
who here has met you that we can ask if you are cool offline?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
i am on a quest find out who here has met bengihana
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
to find*
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Closure?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i just texted them
they say you are so much cooler online
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
you coming to the tailgate?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
heh
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awesome
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
you're cool
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i'm all right as a dude
i’m sure you are all right also. but sometimes you say things that are not awesome
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
notsureifserious.gif
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
He is trolling today
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
fuck yes i am serious.
tired of hearing non-english in america
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
oh yes, i am a dumbfuck.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
this is dumb
even if you are only trolling
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
not dumb.
not trolling.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
I refuse to believe you are not trolling
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
i just want one language in the world
the whole world.
i don’t care which language, but one universal language.
why would that be hard?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Let's make it Ter Sami
Apparently there are only 2 people in the world that speak it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
no
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Lol
Nice (I think it should be “lei ha detto”), but I’ll allow it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Can't believe I used parlare instead of dire
Mi dispiace.
And I speak the damn language
A burden should never be something out of your control.
not very well apparently
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
i don't speak any italian
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
but you give me some greek and i am all over that shit
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
i am fine with italian
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
blame those assholes at the tower of babel
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
nO
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
So Brad Richards is dating Olivia Munn and Sanchize is hooking up with Upton?
My birthday wishes just went to shit…….
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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM CST reply actions
I used to watch a ton of fraggle rock.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
yeah...
I laughed…

JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Lol.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
We're comparing Jeremy Lin to Tim Tebow now? Why on earth?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The level of media knob-slobbery is pretty similar, you've got to admit
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
Sure
But this is ESPN talking about how their stories are similar…
….
….. they aren’t.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Both Christians?
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
I have no idea if Lin is or not.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
I believe he is, but is not as outspoken as Tebow.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/14/jeremy-lin-taiwanese-tebow_n_1277423.html
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
Pay close attention to the differing treatment Lin receives around here.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I don't usually go into NBA threads so I've probably missed it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Just pay close attention. He'll fade soon enough, and the reaction to that happening will be interesting.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Nah.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
I'd rather watch Amare.
But then I’m not a big basketball guy so I’m sure I’m not representative of the general populace.
But still, the "they’re so similar!’ thing is really annoying. They did not “both come from nowhere.” Tebow was the top recruit in Florida.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
If you say so
I really don’t follow NBA so.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Tebow was a top recruit, won a heisman & NC and then got drafted in the 1st round.
Lin didn’t get an athletic scholarship out of HS and went undrafted. I dont get the comparison at all.
by LiamP on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
'zactly
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
nah,
bradford is a quarterback
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
sans the whole winning a NC part
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
Lawyer people - Just found out one of my friends was locked up in Denton County last month,
but the records office and the jail are refusing to give out any information regarding his arrest. Is that not public record? How could I go about finding out WTF is going on? In what circumstance is the records office not obligated to provide this information to the public?
Maybe your friend is a super hero
and they’re just trying to protect his secret identity.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
coool
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Yep, he isn't in the online database either.
The clerk slipped up and told me he was removed, and started to tell me why, but then she said she couldn’t give me any information about him.
Is he a minor?
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And with a drag & click of my mouse, I present to you the TCU Drug Kingpin.....

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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
YES!!!
you need a tcu pin on his chest or something though,,,
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Nope.
Don’t you dare connect that asshole to this university. People will think he actually went here.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
lol...
now that would be one of the greatest events in trolling history right there…
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
man if you can't laugh about it...
you will never get over it… fuck man, I am a UNT fan as well… you learn to laugh sometimes…
JD’s like, "you want some f*ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Oh I am laughing
hell, I started the CGD sign subthread.
I’m going to come up with something clever for one of the B12 games this year.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Now we just need to connect the dots...
Craig James killing 5 hookers must be related to Craig James being a drug kingpin.
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Yeah, just now.
Didn’t have time to tweak it. I’m at work. Gotta be discreet. Just like Craig.
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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Okay, this is fucked up. One of our Rose Bowl team players (walk on) posts at KF, and mentioned these shameful nuggets. I hope he was trolling:
I got a kid in major trouble my freshman year when he knocked on our door and asked us if we wanted to buy any of the weed in his hand. I said no and immediately told the RA. Call me a snitch all you want but I want nothing to do with that.
Also to those hating on me because I ratted out a drug dealer in my dorm, deal with it. If it makes you feel any better I snitched on drug dealers, drug users, under age drinkers, drunk drivers, and more all the time when I went to TCU and don’t regret it. U mad? I was responsible for many arrests. I dont want irresponsible criminals at my school.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
yes
that is going to endear you to the KF crowd posting it right now
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
TDT doesn't understand this.
But this guy is great for doing this.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Not the posting of it, but for bringing it to the attention of the proper authorities.
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Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
it is a personal decision
and i understand it
but going online and telling people about it? lame.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
i understand telling authorities
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
If you don't advocate the use of substances, cool.
If you don’t like them at all, that’s okay too.
But ratting people out? Come on, man.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I actually personally wouldn't do this.
But I don’t have a problem with people that do. The people that actually do the drugs should be more careful.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Mel Kiper has Dallas taking Mark Barron at #14..
And Kirkpatrick and DeCastro going #17 and #21..
I seriously might kill somebody if this happens.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions
Me too.
But then, it’s Mel Kiper, so.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
fine with kiper doing that.
he is always wrong… so it’s almost a good omen.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
i love me some mark barron
but yeah, at 14 id rather have someone else. we could easily jump down 10 spots and grab barron + a second round pick
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
This is why we can't have nice things.
ESPN radio host Colin Cowherd found himself talking to a dial tone today on The Herd With Colin Cowherd after Sports Illustrated cover model Kate Upton hung up on him following a series of invasive and creepy questions.
Cowherd asked such things like how much Upton was paid for being on the cover, what she was wearing, how old she was, and about her time as a student at the University of Michigan (which she did not even attend). Cowherd later attempted to defend asking Upton’s age by claiming “girls all lie about their age.”
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