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Fraggle Rock (also known as Jim Henson's Fraggle Rock) is a children's live action puppet television program series created by Jim Henson. The central characters were a set of "Muppet" creatures called Fraggles. The show ran from January 10, 1983, to March 30, 1987, on CBC Television in Canada, ITV in the UK, HBO in the United States, and TV1 in New Zealand.[2] The show became a worldwide hit, likeSesame Street and The Muppet Show. The "Fraggle Rock Theme" reached number 33 on the British music charts during the phenomenon.[3]Writers included Jim Henson, Jerry Juhl, and Jocelyn Stevenson, with songs by Philip Balsam and Dennis Lee.

As described by Henson, "[The series is] a high-energy, raucous musical romp. It's a lot of silliness. It's wonderful."[4] While the program was accessible to audiences of all ages, it used the fantasy creatures as an allegory to deal with serious issues such as prejudice, spirituality,personal identity, environment, and social conflict

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Mass Effect 3 demo yay

Yay

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 7:39 AM CST reply actions  

Oh shit, I should log in.

So I get Amalur goodies.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 7:43 AM CST up reply actions  

How is it?

Just from a glance, I like the expanded level tree and the grenade powers

I also like the super short recharge time on powers if you don’t carry many weapons

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

dammit vfn you're leaving me hanging

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I went to go check something in Amalur

and spent like 3 hours playing it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll get to ME3 more this afternoon.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

way I see it

all portents point to glory

expanded skill trees = great
every class gets every weapons w/carrying capacity consequences
carrying capacity influencing recharge time = great
grenade powers = great
multiplayer = great
combat is polished to a crazy degree

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

tl;dr

prepare your anus

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

SPOIL SPOIL SPOIL

for the 3 of us that care.

When that kid’s ship was destroyed… damn. Really well done.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 7:40 AM CST reply actions  

lol...awesome

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Pear league bros.

If you want the Fielder/Darvish pick, 2 overall, hit me up. I’ll make a decision if I’m going to move it or not today, and I have an offer ready for it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 7:44 AM CST reply actions  

Nerd

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 15, 2012 7:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Where is Trebek's right hand?

"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11

"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12

by Atticus F on Feb 15, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Pretty sure he lost it in 'Nam

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Great Justified ep. (SPOILER THREAD)

I want more Quarrels (sp?). I have to say, if we’re building toward a Crowder/Quarrels showdown, my money’s on Boyd.

Also, Ava was looking…aged? Rode hard and put away wet?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 15, 2012 8:11 AM CST reply actions  

Oh, Dewey

“You mean I have four kidneys?”

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 15, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like a Twisted Metal movie is in the works

If they go dark and aim for an R rating, that could be friggin’ sweet.

I’m sure they’ll puss out (read: go for the $$$) and make it PG-13 though.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 8:12 AM CST reply actions  

I liked it better when it was called Death Race.

And not the Jason Stratham one. The Carradine one. With Sly.

Machine Gun Joe, FTMFW.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

That movie was beyond awful

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Which one? The newer or older one? And if you say the older one, you lose a testicle.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

The older

though the new one wasn’t that much better

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

You're not a fan of the cult classics, are you....

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions  

not of that one

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Attack of The Killer Tomatoes?

Amazon Women From The Moon?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions  

never seen those

I liked killer klowns from outerspace

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

and the warriors

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

The Warriors was rad

“CANNNN YOUUUUU DIG IIIIIIIIT?”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

This should (hopefully) be a lot more fantastical

I hope they keep the supernatural elements in there. The games don’t even agree on the origins of many of the recurring characters (sometimes Sweet Tooth is just a crazy guy in a clownsuit, other times he’s a demonic apparition), so there’s several ways they could go with the tone of the film.

I’d rather see something far out and weird than just another “serial killer gladiators” movie like Death Race.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd like to see a movie version of Carmageddon.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

battle toads

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't always watch Family Guy...

But when I do, it’s the “Long John Peter” episode.

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 15, 2012 8:26 AM CST reply actions  

33 years ago today, Mom launched me out of her crevice. Thanks Mom.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:28 AM CST reply actions  

Happy Crevice Launching Day!

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 15, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

appy birday

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

33

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Can't argue with science

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

You big woman, you made a bad boy out of me.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 15, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't know why, but this made me laugh. Almost had a spit take.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:33 AM CST reply actions  

Is Lin christian? Or is he buddhist or something else?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Christian as fuck after marriage, you mean

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

sooo...how i met your mother.

the fuck?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 8:38 AM CST reply actions  

exactly

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

per the show runner or something
The complicated next chapter in Ted and Robin’s lives will also yield what Thomas calls "big shifts" for the characters — and the show. "The series will even look a little different on TV. There will be some big switches in the dynamics of our gang as we head into the end of season 7. There are going to be some changes that we see," he says. "I hope people who are fans of the whole serialized, emotional aspect of our show will stay with us…you don’t want to miss any one of these last batch all the way to [the finale]. There’s definitely some turbulence coming up."

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I think we kinda knew that Robin wasn't going to end up w/ Kumar

Altho Ted needs to get the fuck over Robin.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

it sounds like that might be happening?

i mean, in all the flash forwards wit hthe kids or the sagat voice overs, he refers to her as “aunt robin”.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

They also mentioned just a few episodes ago that Robin never had kids

No way they retcon that after like 5 episodes.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, it could be.

My random, not-supported-by-logic guess about how things turn out is that Robin is revealed to be the kids’ biological mother, while Ted’s future wife – i.e. the person the kids believe was their ‘mother’ – is kind of a peripheral character, and the entire show turns out to have been all about the Ted-Robin dynamic.

Or maybe I’m just following the same line of thinking that makes cliffhangers involving main characters completely not tense because of knowledge of a character shield.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 15, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions  

movie spoiler alert

you thinking kind of like “Definitely, Maybe?”

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Never finished watching that movie

but I’m guessing he ended up with Isla Fisher, because it seems obvious.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 15, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

but you see my point

he tells a story about how he met his daughter’s mom, and then ends up with someone else.

kind of like you mentioned in your hypothesis. tells the kids how he met their actual mother, though now they just call her Aunt, because his wife is someone different…

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, something like that.

I watch the show sporadically nowadays and that just seems like a poetic way to do things, since the one constant I’ve seen throughout is that Ted always seems to find a way to get involved with Robin.

But it’d make all the clue-dropping (like the time when he said “LOLOLOLOL YOUR MOTHER WAS IN THAT CLUB ON THAT NIGHT”) really piss-poor.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 15, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

If she winds up being the mother

they really fucked up

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

no kidding

there is NO way Robin is the mom

i think it is the girl he ran into in the club and he says excuse me to.

otherwise that scene is completely irrelevant

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

something that is also being overlooked is this chick barney banged while being teds wing man.

they gave her a lot of time in the show, and she even got her own scene without any of the main characters, something they rarely do. something is up with that blonde babe.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I think she's the one Barney marries.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

im really starting to feel bad for robbin.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

same here

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

man, i felt so bad for barney

when robin didn’t come clean.

now that i think about it, i’m glad robin didn’t end up with kumar because she was unfaithful to that indian

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

same here.

but robin is getting run through the gauntlett right now. lot of shit going bad for her lately.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

they are kind of wrapping things up though

i’m guessing next season is their last. they already have a way to get rid of barney and american pie. barney can marry the stripper. i’m not exactly sure what Robin is going to do, but Ted reveals the mom and it’s over.

next season is the last season

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I have heard they already filmed the finale

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought the only thing filmed was the kids takes

Have they even featured the kids this season? I know there was the fake out with Robin’s “kids”, but otherwise I can’t remember.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe for the season premiere?

But I don’t remember them doing anything other than the normal intro of “Kids….”

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

We are in agreeance

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel so lost in this conversation.

Which chick was this?

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

the stripper

Although it leaves it very vague as to whether Barney actually sealed the deal.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure he did

from what she said in the last scene before going on stage

by matteo25 on Feb 15, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, he did.

Though it sounded more like SHE sealed the deal, since she knew who he was (and the fact that he was banking [pun intended]) and was bragging about it later.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

damn good looking girl.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh wow.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

You guys are discussing an idiot TV show.

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by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

So very well put, kind sir.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

and wasn't the mom in the class he started teaching by accident?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Also, yellow umbrella and Mischa Barton’s roommate

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I think it's been vagued out to just "a wedding"

after initlally hyping it as being the wedding last season.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions  

its confusing...i forget some of this stuff

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Rachel Bilson

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Man, that was a solid episode, too.

Loved how they did that, even though some felt it was a wasted episode.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Has anyone watched "thank you very cool'?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 8:45 AM CST reply actions  

Yes

it’s not very good.

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by WhipSmart on Feb 15, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

i watched about twenty minutes and turned it off. I like Kroll but it was not funny

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

that character was the main reason I wanted to watch it.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

coworker of mine went to bobs with her husband last night.

said she saw hamilton stop in and pick up a whole bunch of food to go.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 8:52 AM CST reply actions  

I'm going to draw the conclusion that this means

he was held up in a hotel room with three hookers and a gallon of vodka.

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Slumber party at Elvis's place.

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by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe it is my obliviousness to all things Disney

but in last night’s Raising Hope, my first thought was “Ashley Tisdale… not bad at all”

She’s got a unique face but there’s some real hotness there.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 8:59 AM CST reply actions  

My niece was at my house this weekend and watches icarly

i am a fan of jennette mccurdy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions  

As am I

And we share a birthday!

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 15, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Activision and Double Helix have announced a video game adaptation of Battleship, the Hasbro Studios/Universal Films adaptation of Milton Bradley’s Battleship. Set for an April European release and a May North American release, Battleship will combine aspects of the classic board game with FPS gameplay. It will be available on PS3 and 360, with “uniquely designed versions” released for the Wii, DS and 3DS.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 9:02 AM CST reply actions  

x

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Yo dawg, I heard you like Adaptations

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Battleship + FPS gameplay

Fuck. That.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I had this game on original playstation back in the day.

You could choose different types of ships to fight each other one-on-one. The best part was that the PT boat was unstoppable because it was so fast.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Does anyone watch No Reservations?

I am trying to find something to watch on netflix

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 9:07 AM CST reply actions  

quality show

especially the earlier ones.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I decided to watch it

not bad so far

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep, it's a good.

Which reminds me: did anyone listen to the 8:15 Musers segment?

They were teasing talking about Kitchen Confidential (Bourdain’s book that made him famous). Did they talk about it? Why would they talk about a book over ten years old?

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Miller just read it

so he was driving the conversation talking about the things he thought were interesting

by sarnold on Feb 15, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I see.

I didn’t know if there was some Ticket-Boudain connection

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

wikipedia makes me want to read that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

It's a fun read.

Especially if you like cooking and food, but even if not.

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I do

and have worked in a lot of restaurants

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

there is an ok TV show about the book

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I can not decide if I like this dude or not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

what exactly is this show about?

like, he goes to different countries and tastes their food and stuff?

what is the appeal?

real questions, not trolling here

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

seems to be

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

not just food and stuff

but their entire culture. he offers a pretty unique view point on things, not just food.

also, anthony bourdain is a badass, so theres that.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

watch sherlock

bbc version

netflix link

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

One of my favorite shows on TV....

Like TNT said, the early shows are great…my personal favorite is Osaka, Japan….great baseball angle. I don’t really care for the US locations except for Las Vegas and the Southwest episode but the international episodes are great.

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 15, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

hmmm

i will watch this episode next

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

any idea what season that one is on?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

S2-EP07 i think

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

yep. him at the japanese baseball game was awesome.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Watch it

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Storage Wars

I usually don’t go for the reality shows but that one is just addictive.

by MikeEl on Feb 15, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I have been watching that since it first came on

seen them all

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I got caught up in watching it just last night

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I love it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

wearing my gordon gekko shirt today

white cuffs, white collar, french cuff, ballin’ cuff links, hair looking good.

wondering if i should support the suspenders though

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:18 AM CST reply actions  

blue shirt, obv

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

looking for some running shoes

any suggestions?

usually i go with asics but seeing if there is anythign else good out there

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 9:23 AM CST reply actions  

I have really flat feet so I wear Beast

If you go to Run On they will help you pick a shoe, watch you walk in it and make adjustments so that you’re getting support where you need it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 15, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I had never been there

but went a few months ago. Wound up with some New Balance (I can’t really “run” due do to a trick knee, so I needed something that was a little more crossover). Really thought they did a great job.

by grn_lantern on Feb 15, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

im a fan of luke's locker if it is specific to running things

havent been in a while, really just looking for another pair of shoes to wear around/when i run/when i workout

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

And my experience with Run-On is they don’t put you in the most expensive pair either. They put you in what you need.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 15, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

RunOn is awesome

they are the best by far when you need something to do with running.

by matteo25 on Feb 15, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

check out this site

http://www.runblogger.com/2010/07/runbloggers-guide-to-minimalist-running.html

a CrossFit owner is going to get me a pair of these (black and better looking)

These are Altra Instinct

by matteo25 on Feb 15, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

and this is true. we suck as runners.

I have also come to believe that the lifted heel found on most modern running shoes (see example photos below) promotes a pronounced heel strike, which the scientific literature suggests is not the way humans are meant to run (see Lieberman et al., 2010 for more on this).

by matteo25 on Feb 15, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Has anyone ever tried absinthe?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 9:28 AM CST reply actions  

i have an absinthe fountain

so, yeah, i’ve tried it.

pretty much will fuck you up (even the us stuff) pretty quickly

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

It’s okay.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Not too bad, though awfully expensive.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 15, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Never actually had to pay for it, thankfully.

First time I had it was at Old Absinthe House on Bourbon Street. A couple ordered shots for themselves. I started talking to them about how none of us had ever had it. They then offered me the first shot. Second time a guy had bought a bottle and shared it at a party.

I enjoyed it quite a bit.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Delicious….and nutritious!

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Huge drug bust at TCU, apparently.

Possibly athletes involved?

Fantastic.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 9:31 AM CST reply actions  

Fucking cops

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 15, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

i know

who even likes them?

(did i message you about the weekend of the 9th?)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I gotta look into in. March is looking like a tough sell though. Lot going on.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 15, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

you said middle of march, just trying to stick to that timeline

can do it whenever, you tell me some times that work and we can go from there haah

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Nah, I'm pissed at the students, in this case.

Private property rights trump everything, and TCU has that policy in place.

If you’re an athlete with so much riding on the line (lol), why get involved?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I was mainly joking

But as far as “why get involved”…because they’re 18-22 yrs old. They aren’t thinking

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 15, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

They're thinking.

They’re thinking about getting money and getting high and probably getting laid.

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Getting recap from the live stream now:

20 arrests, including star athlete.

fffffuuuuuu

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't believe they found kids doing drugs at college.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

The school's synchronized swimming team is going to be fuuuuuuucked

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

just like Texas Tech's chess program ...

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 15, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

4 arrested are football players.

Welp.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

that sucks

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Just rumor right now, but word on the street is it's Pachall.

I’m about to throw myself out the window.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

#ohshit

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I heard that rumor about two weeks ago, for whatever that is worth.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

He was a party hound, no doubt.

Now, people are saying he was accepting FB friend requests as of 30 minutes ago, so maybe not?

Josh Boyce was tweeting during this whole thing, so I’m fairly sure it’s not him.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Hearing Brock and Pachall

fuck

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 15, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

THat's very bad.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Friend's Status Update:
hahah TCU !!!! just had 17 students arrested for selling marijuana, molly, hydro, acid , prescription drugs, and cocaine. DAMNNUMMM all in one spot.
yep and of course it was mostly sigma chi

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 15, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

My freshman year roommies were Sigma Highs.

Love those dudes to death, but there were some morons in that frat.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm a founding father and officer in a Kappa Sigma colony

If our guys ever got caught doing this I’d be so incredibly angry. I would probably blow up

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 15, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

careful saying blow around frat guys

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by WhipSmart on Feb 15, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

especially sigma chi's

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Feb 15, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

we had operation Kappa Nig one night.. we literally flooded the basement of the kappa sig house

had our trucks with chains around the columns in front of the house and tried to tear it down….

paintballed it.. stole all the couches and composites..

when it was all over the University kicked out 14 of their members and made them apologize to us…. we were some manipulative assholes with some manipulative alumni and alumni advisors on campus that saved us.

needless to say our chapter doesnt exist at Midwestern State anymore

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

As it shouldn't haha

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 15, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

some asshole beerbonged a bottle of southern comfort and went into a coma for 8 days

yeah.. we got kicked off campus.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

(this was like 3 years after i went alumni though)

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Dear God...

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

motherofgod.jpg

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

what an idiot.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't get why a fraternity is responsible for this guys' stupidity.

Unless a group of them were egging him on, or forcing him to.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

It's almost like guilt by association

And the likelihood of him drinking without his brothers is very slim.

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 15, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Right, I understand on a personal level why parents and family would be pissed at the frat.

I don’t know, I guess I’m just a sucker for personal responsibility.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

#ronpaul2012

:)

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 15, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

And another pledge got caught for public intoxication that night.

And they didn’t have a good reputation before the first kid nearly died.

by AsDevilsRun on Feb 15, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I see.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

If I remember right, the chapter had lots of problems

and was down to like 10 members when this happened.

Also, they should be about done with their suspension by now.

by AsDevilsRun on Feb 15, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

All in one place?

Oh, you idiot kids, you don’t have a clue.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

damn

casting a wide net there with what they are selling

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

At least they weren't pi kappas

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

welcome to the big 12!

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

She mad!

Jenna Yosten @jennayosten If you don’t go to #TCU then don’t talk about the drug bust. Our school is still better than yours. #drugbust #dumbwhore

by casew on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Have you read the season preview at CRFF?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

They said OSU should go 10-2…

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Not really much of a preview.

Mainly cussing and illiterate rhetoric. I don’t really know the state of the rest of the Big 12. Baylor seems to be about equal in terms of losses as OSU. Most of the other teams seem to have less major question marks and there are seem teams like UT and TTU that should be better with their returning experience.

by casew on Feb 15, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

glad she got one of the hashtags right

yes, yes you are a #dumbwhore

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

But our school is better than yours. I see no issue.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

#drugbust

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I heard that if convicted

The players face 4-2-5 years in prison.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

How many?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

woahhhhhhhh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Promo code 999EWM

gets you a 9.99 large up to seven toppings at Papa Johns

online only

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 9:36 AM CST reply actions  

This "No Coke Februrary" crap

has put a serious downer on my pizza consumption. It’s just not as much fun eating pizza while drinking water or a lemonade.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Lol

And apparently it’s affecting my ability to spell “February.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

febuary?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

no its februANY

/subway

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Would've been better if it were General Zod

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I have to read this Ron Artest quote once a day.
No, I won’t wear them, but he should wear leather pants. He’s the type of guy who should wear leather pants, some nice shoes and change his fashion. You’re Jeremy Lin, for godsakes. You know what I’m saying? You know? Put down that law book, stop reading the New York Times and start reading the Daily News. Newsday, that’s the one. I like that one because there’s always color in that one. What else? Wall Street Journal. Get some swag. You’re in New York City. Put your hat to the back, too. Put your hat on backwards. Come to practice with your pants sagging and just tell them, ‘I don’t feel like practicing.’ Practice? You know? Practice? And wear an Iverson jersey. You know? Come to practice with a cigar. Lit. ‘I’m Jeremy Lin.’ You know? He should change. We’re all excited to play tonight. It’s like the first time for everybody. Everybody’s excited. Kobe’s excited. He wants to get 50. He wants to welcome Jeremy Lin to his new level."

by octoberty on Feb 15, 2012 9:50 AM CST reply actions  

almost killed a pack of asians this morning in uptown.....

the cross walk signs are universal… i was almost gonna be in prison the rest of my life for a hate crime… slammed on my breaks.. they were smokin

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 9:51 AM CST reply actions  

They were extremely attractive or smoking cigarettes?

If what I saw in front of the library in college is any indication then they might as well go ahead and make a new asian Marlboro Man.

/slightly racist but not meant to be.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 15, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

almost ran over a homeless dude last night

what is the consequence there?

key to the city for cleaning up the streets?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

get suspended by the nfl for a year

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

i could manage.

have some long-term investments, do all right in some other business ventures.

one year of misses salary won’t hurt too badly

i’m not going allen iverson in this bitch

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Top 5 Modern books (1990 or more recent, fiction only)?

Mine:

1. House of Leaves- Mark Z. Danielewski

2. The Raw Shark Texts- Steven Hall (heard they’re adapting this to a movie…could be awesome, could completely suck)

3. City of Thieves- David Benioff (this will definitely be a movie, seeing as how Benioff already is a screenwriter and is scoring major points producing Game of Thrones…speaking of which…)

4. Game of Thrones- George R.R. Martin (I’ll just credit the whole series here)

5. The Poisonwood Bible- Barbara Kingsolver

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:02 AM CST reply actions  

needs more Stephenson

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm mainly mining the Great Literary Minds of LSB for some new stuff to read

I tell ya, I struggled to come up with five books written after 1990 that I loved. I mostly read classics, philosophy, and lit from the 1950s/1960s (Salinger, Vonnegut, Nabokov, etc).

But I’m sure I’m missing out on some good stuff.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Raw Shark Texts - did not particularly enjoy

i’ll agree w/ you on George RR Martin, and I’ll raise you Cryptonomicon.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh man, Raw Shark is amazing

What didn’t you like about it?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

i don't know....i read it like 3 yrs ago or something

maybe I need to reread this book if I still have it. I also enjoy me some Chuck Pahlanuck (sp?).

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Palahniuk is good, I've just been over-exposed to him I guess

As for Raw Shark:

“It isn’t all coming back to me. I don’t know any of this at all.

I felt that prickling horror, the one that comes when you realise the extent of something bad – if you’re dangerously lost or you’ve made some terrible mistake – the reality of the situation creeping in through the back of your head like a pantomime Dracula."

Love it.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Pahlanuck was good

for a book or two, but I feel like it’s Fear Factor for books or something. After I read a couple, the rest I tried couldn’t keep my attention.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 15, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

i'm very selective w/ him...Survivor is my favorite

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

that is the only one of his I have read

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I (unfairly) hold a grudge against Palahniuk

because of all the wannabe punk kids who come in to the bookstore and steal his books.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

i have to be in the right mindset to read him tho

I just can’t pickup a book of his anytime.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I really need to read again

the storyline is crazy.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

For sure

A book about a guy being chased by conceptual mind sharks is….out there, by all means.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

wasn't there a paper tunnel at some point?

weird shit

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

The scientist lines the walls of the tunnel to his hideout with pages from the phonebook. It’s too much random information for the mind sharks to process, so it masks Eric and Scout from his view.

Pretty friggin’ awesome, if you ask me.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

haha yes....i wonder why i remember it being disappointing

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I was a little confused by the ending

but the rest of the book was gold, for me at least. And Ian the cat was a great character.

Also, the whole Mycroft Ward (the self-replicating guy) was very cool.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

yea i don't remember

Hey if you’re up for more Fantasy, I’ve heard the Mistborn Trilogy -Brandon Sanderson is really good. Haven’t gotten into them myself yet.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmmmm

Just read a little about them. Sounds very intriguing.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

or the Night Angel Trilogy by Brent Weeks

sounds awesome.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Raw Shark?

Why would I want to know where to find raw shark?

(very obscure Watchmen quote)

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 15, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Lol indeed

Pretty sure the title is a play on Rorshach Test.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Poisonwood Bible is some crazy shit.

God is Dog and all that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I enjoyed the multiple narrators aspect of it

(another reason I like Game of Thrones, in fact).

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I need to read those.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh yes

I know we talk about this every day, but you really do. Just hope you have several weeks worth of free time….fuckers are addictive as hell.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Have you read the Pillars of the Earth?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm about five chapters in, as a matter of fact

The story is great (and I love the time period), but Follett’s prose is just….weak.

I’ll finish it eventually.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree, the time period and the story is awesome

Fall of Giants is also pretty entertaining

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

the dude fucking sucks at writing

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

He really really does

I was utterly shocked by how bad it was. The storytelling was fine, but the sentence structure and word choice…..yeesh.

Kind of encouraged me on my own writing, though (hey, if this guy can sell a bajillion copies , maybe I’ve got a shot, lol?)

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

if thats the case then I may not be able to read this then

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Skinny Legs and All - Tom Robbins

A conch shell, a painted stick, a desert spoon, a dirty sock and a can of beans on their way to Jerusalem.
Seriously, how is that not epic?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Feb 15, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

hmmmm

The Dirt – Motley Crue
Angel’s Game – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Beat The Reaper – Josh Bazell (think ‘Scrubs’ meets ‘Goodfellas’)

by Apes and Androids on Feb 15, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Also

How Soccer Explains the World
Fargo Rock City – Klosterman

by Apes and Androids on Feb 15, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

YES!
How Soccer Explains the World

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I've heard very good things about Klosterman

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

jesus christ, oprah

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I guarantee you Oprah would never come within 30 feet of House of Leaves

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

But would you try and wipe off Drew Brees's birth mark?

Or read a League of Pedobear notice as though it were a serious thing?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

hmm

1. The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan/Brandon Sanderson
2. A Song of Ice and Fire series by GRRM
3. The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson
4. The Second Apocalypse series by R. Scott Bakker
5. The Expanse series by James SA Corey

Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck

btho Iowa State

by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

City of Thieves was pretty good.

The only list the GRRM series belongs on is the list of series totally fucked by their lazy, fat-ass authors.

Patrick Rothfuss’ books The Name of the Wind and The Wise Man’s Fear are pretty damn good.

Scott Lynch’s The Lies of Locke Lamora was pretty good too, but he looks like he might be pulling a Martin in terms of publishing schedule.

Q & A, the book Slumdog Millionaire, was exceptional, and far better than the movie, which changed a bunch of shit from the story.

Jim Butcher’s Dresden Files series is just fun to read over and over again.

Philip Kerr’s Bernie Gunther, Berlin Noir series is pretty powerful.

Stieg Larsson’s Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series is damn fine too. It’s just too bad he’s dead now.

Going further back, I think Lonesome Dove was still in the 90’s

by MikeEl on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, and Robert Jordan's series, don't know how I forgot that one

Or for that matter Brandon Sanderson’s new series that started with The Way of Kings.

by MikeEl on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

The George Martin hate is getting overblown

Yes, he’s introduced too many characters. Yes, he’s somewhat lost track of the plot. And yes, he repeats the same phrases “Words are wind, I’m looking for a maid of three and ten, etc” far too often in the later books. And yes, he relies on cliffhanger chapter endings too much (I call this Dan Brown Syndrome).

But the series is still excellent, and is being adapted in to perhaps the best fantasy series of all time on HBO.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

He's gone completely off the tracks

Given the time he had writing the last book, he should very clearly have had an idea of a series of events that needed to have taken place to progress the story. There were maybe 1 and a half or 2 things that happened when really he needed to get to 5 or 6.

by MikeEl on Feb 15, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree that he needs to trim the fat of Books 4-5

SPOILERS

Dany needs to get out of the fucking East.
Don’t waste a good character like Tyrion in pointless little adventures trotting around the world (especially with a stupid innocent dwarf girl and her pet pig).
Don’t introduce narrated chapters from completely new characters.

I still say Dance with Dragons was a solid B+, with A Feast for Crows grading a little lower as a B-/C+. They just weren’t up to the A/A+ standard of the previous three novels.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Feast was an F

Dance was only slightly better C+. That’s not acceptable given the layoff between books, and or the decade it took him to follow up on half the characters. It needed to be concise and focused and was neither of those things. You can’t expect readers to wait 10 years then give them nothing but page-filling drivel that does not advance the plot for 90% of the book.

by MikeEl on Feb 15, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

And he's gotten plenty of backlash

but I heard someone saying the other day “GRRM has gone full George Lucas. He’s total garbage now.”

That level of overreaction is unnecessary.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd say he's about halfway there

I’m not touching another one if his books until I see the whole thing finished.

by MikeEl on Feb 15, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

You should also try Brent Weeks Night Angel Trilogy. Solid work.

As well as Butcher’s Codex Alera.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

High alert boys ...
Gonorrhea, one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases in the United States, is increasingly showing resistance to one of the last known effective antibiotic treatments, leading researchers from the Centers for Disease Control to “sound the alarm” about potentially untreatable forms of the disease.

That would be bad.

by BHill on Feb 15, 2012 10:19 AM CST reply actions  

(insert most sexually promiscuous male LSB poster here) must be stopped.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

he gets all the hoes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

It's true

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

So you're saying he does a lot of gardening?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

FIFY
he gets all the holes

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

The amount of Gob gifs would increase ten-fold.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Things like this are why I developed a massive compulsion to wear a condom.

Though that was because when I was a kid, Magic Johnson got AIDS and I basically figured my penis would explode if I had unprotected sex.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 15, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I was so lucky I wasn't into whores in high school.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

The only STD in my high school was pregnancy.

If you could find a girl who screwed, you didn’t worry about disease, you worried about how fast everyone in town would know.

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

67

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

My high school had everything

pregnancy, the clap, gonnorhea, herpes, HPV

You name it.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I have only not worn one twice

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

This was another edition of

“Shit you now forever know about other LSBers”

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I could draw you a picture of it

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

i am like the exact opposite of this.

i have only worn one on a few occassions.

lucky there are not little TDT’s running around. and lucky that my dick has not fallen off

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

You should probably do that.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

wear them?

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

but why?

it’s a lot more difficult to face-blast with a condom on

i don’t actually get to face-blast my future wife

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm married and we're still using condoms....

What the eff…

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 15, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

haha.

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

not laughing at your situation,

just the comment made me laugh

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Because the world doesn't need little Worleys just yet.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

same here

wife is on the mini birth control pill because she is nursing and we’re making damn sure there are no more kids on the way for now.

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by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Same here.

All about the birth control.

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by Brad on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Though at some point I'll get fixed and probably stop wearing them.

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by Brad on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

"I'll get fixed"

Is kind of a poor way for that to be phased. It is already working and when fixed the potency goes away so theoretically it doesn’t work then.

by casew on Feb 15, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I have always worried about pregnancies more than STD's

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

fuck i hate condoms

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I hate the smell of latex

but I hate the smell of baby diapers and gonorrhea more.

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Ugh

Burning baby diapers…freakin’ gross.

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by Suicide Prince on Feb 15, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Same.

I wish there was a better way.

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by e2drummer on Feb 15, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

i thought it was clymidia

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

speaking of.. there was a chi omega in college we called clymidia lydia

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I've heard of this.

I used to work in an AIDS clinic, and those sumbitches had drug-resistant forms of everything you could think of.

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

x
@newyscruggs
@ClayTravisBGID Im hearing the names of the TCU football players and other students busted for drugs will be released in ten minutes. #TCU

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 AM CST reply actions  

Out the criminals!

Drag them through the streets!

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

They should make them do all the drugs at once

that way they don’t want to do them again

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I love the visual of this.

Standing right next to the kid with the pack of cigarettes in his mouth with Dad lighting them up.

by Jose Cardenal on Feb 15, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Heaven's Gate, Part 2?

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

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by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

115 people in Psyche....

70 are asleep. The other 45 are on Reddit.

Or LSB.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 15, 2012 10:30 AM CST reply actions  

watching porn in class?

oh my

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Kids these days

I had to make do with staring down the shirt of the girl two rows in front of me (ahhh, stadium seating…)

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Have I mentioned that I'm encountering more and more students who are essentially transcribing lecture on their laptops?

I’ll ask questions of the class and get verbatim quotes from earlier in the semester. Not sure what I think about that.

by other_shoe on Feb 15, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I have a girl in some classes that does that.

She has really acute hearing so every little noise or flick of the pen she hears and can’t concentrate.

by casew on Feb 15, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

i can type fast as hell

i did this.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I did this for certain things in law school, like if there was a really good explanation of something I wanted to keep

But there was a group of four girls in my section first year that typed every single word we heard in every single class. It was incredible.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

See, there were certainly times I'd quote the professor word-for-word.

But in general I was not fully transcribing the lecture.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

They sat on the front row of every lecture and NEVER volunteered to answer questions because it would have detracted from their transcription.

If one of them answered a question, they immediately asked the ones sitting next to them to send them that portion.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't remember exactly how all of them did in our class.

I know one graduated fairly high, but she was a pretty smart chick to begin with, so I’m not sure the transcription helped all that much.

And I don’t know if they continued to do it after first year because we didn’t take all the same classes anymore.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know that I ever saw anyone do that.

I’m not sure that would be more helpful for me. Too much information to sift through later.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm dubious about how helpul it is. Half of what I do is say the same thing in a couple of different ways

so that people can wrap their head around it and start asking questions. Also, I’m speaking from an outline (or sometimes a single notecard with the five or six points I want to get across) so it’s not like a polished speech that is designed to be scrutinized word for word.

by other_shoe on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Interesting.

I took COPIOUS notes on my laptop, but mostly it was an outline of key ideas or quotes.

I loved being able to do an outline format, btw, for notes. Man alive that made studying easy.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Another reason laptop study was great was being able to immediately pull up online information related to what the professor was saying right then.

I could, while it was fresh in my mind, go to a link they suggested, or google for a journal or website on the subject that was particularly interesting, link to it in my outline right there and have it for later.

Or find pictures related to what he was talking about to give me a more clear idea of the topic at hand right in the moment.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I used Microsoft OneNote for my notetaking

One of my favorite features was being able to pull something off of a web page and recreate it exactly in an outline automatically. Or create a new page with that information and then generate an outline off it later.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Interesting.

It’s too late for me to try this.

I just used Word Perfect.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

You can use it when you go back to school

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

You can use OneNote in your job too...

Its a life-saver for me – God Bless ‘Search’.

by Jose Cardenal on Feb 15, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

My job has absolutely nothing to do with using a computer.

Probably won’t be that way for long, though. Nearly every professional position I apply for does.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

yup

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

lolwut

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Most professional positions involve some form of writing.

Which is mostly done on the computer nowadays.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Mike E

Pretending he understands things he does not since 2008.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Whatever bro..

you’ll figure it out someday I suppose.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not making assumptions. It's common sense

and something you basically confirmed above.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

You are.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

huh?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

lebowski reference

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by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

i know mine was

i didnt remember the line jam dropped

i’m still calm

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

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by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

That wouldn't even help here.

It’d just be one place. I’m talking about basically everywhere. It is a statistical fact. I just don’t have the exact statistics. heh.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

the statistics are that everyone

in a professional office uses a computer.

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think that's accurate.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

i work in a professional office

you do not.

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

You drink

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

lolwut

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

that's what i think he is implying

even though, between me and mike e, i work in an office, he works at a movie theatre, yet, he believes he knows more than me.

i think he believes that because i drink i am the scum of the earth. he jelly

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Where one works doesn't even matter here

You can work in a professional office for the rest of your life and I can work for Waste Management.

As long as I know one person who doesn’t use a computer in a ‘professional office’ out of millions that work in one then I’m right.

Though you’re the one that even brought that into it.. philkid and I were talking about professional positions as in they are labeled that by the company.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Mike E is actually right, FTR.
As long as I know one person who doesn’t use a computer in a ‘professional office’ out of millions that work in one then I’m right.

But still. . .

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

there is no way a person who works in an office

from 8-5 doesn’t use a computer.

no way in hell

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing.. just making conversation.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

you don't drink

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not saying not everyone in your office uses a computer

I agree that the vast majority do… which was my main point.

There is no way it’s 100% for everywhere.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I considered going to that Disney College

did you ever do that? Just something to waste time with for me.

Just curious.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't even know what you're talking about.

There are a variety of possibilities.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

they have a college program thing

where people work there basically.. heh.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, I did that.

Twice.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

ah..cool.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't even know if you're agreeing with me or not in all honesty

I say most do.. you come back with all do.

But in a negative way.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

how do you know what happens

in corporate america?

are you there all day, every day?

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

you literally could not do work in an office

without a computer. it is impossible in 2012.

i know this because i work in an office!

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

You most certainly could.

I know this because there are jobs which take places in offices which do not use them.

And then there are some that do which would have no use for word processing.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I do not know of a job where the person is in an office for most or all of his day and does not have a computer and use it extensively.

I would not place any amount of money on there not being a single person out there with such a job.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Nor does he work at a theme park and resort complex with literally thousands of professional jobs.

Many of which work little, or not at all, with computers. And even more of those which do work exclusively with internal systems, nothing like word processing or browsing.

My bosses, for instance, mostly use their computers for email at most. A couple of them have to write documents, that is the minority.

I specifically apply for jobs that are writing-heavy. If I didn’t want to, there would still be plenty of professional jobs to apply to.

My roommate has one of them.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

what is a professional job

that does not work with a computer?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

One example would be a manager of an area.

Some of them may be working with computers extensively, but most are on-site making sure the area runs smoothly.

Some do not even have computers at all.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

A job that the Walt Disney Company titles "professional."

Paying a salary, requiring a formal interview and application process, and typically a degree.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

yup

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

no i got it,

i was just wondering

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I have a friend who's in Research.

Salaried, considered professional, does not use a computer.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

okay, so we are saying

salaried = profesional in this sense. okay, yeah, people who get paid salaries are not necessarily using computers.

but if you work in an office, a computer is 100% required

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

No, we are actually saying the Walt Disney Company's designation of Professional = professional.

That is the exact way I used the term before.

Most, I don’t think all, are salaried. Maybe all.

And, no, a computer is not 100% required. Depends on your job. I knew plenty of people with offices in New Mexico, as well, who did not have computers. An office does not have to have a computer, and if it does you are not necessarily going to use it.

Vast majority is not 100%.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

e-mails was a form of writing I was including in my statement

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

They can email from a Blackberry or home if they prefer.

Or might have to what with having no computer some of them.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

What the fuck happened up here?

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by AceJC on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

*if

I’m not sure going back to school is likely. I have a degree, I’d have to encounter a situation where I needed/wanted a Masters.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

one note is the bomb

in grad school i used evernote + ipad vs laptop

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by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah it's awesome

I’ve never done it cause I’m lazy in that way but it’s definitely a great idea and nothing wrong with it.

A lot of our professors don’t allow you to record them or I’d be doing that. Some record their class though so you can go back and watch, I loved that.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

so a prison fire, huh?

inexpensive way to get rid of the prisoners

/hitler

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 10:50 AM CST reply actions  

now you have to rebuild the prison though.

#you’redoingitwrong

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by ivysafety39 on Feb 15, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

honestly.. id rather burn alive than be in a honduran prison

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

anyone watching The River ?

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by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:53 AM CST reply actions  

i'm watching him

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Do you like it soo far?

its weird

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by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

hey TDT.. heard you had your own radio show in college?

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 10:54 AM CST reply actions  

haha

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

what of it?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

wanna fight?!

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by ivysafety39 on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

okay?!

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

on ESPN in abilene

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

x
@davidubben
All were expelled, AP reported. RT @FollowtheFrogs Names of 17 TCU students, including 4 FB players, to be released by police at 11 a.m.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 AM CST reply actions  

awesome

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

>mfw entire offensive half of tuc football team expelledd

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by MonkeyEpoxy on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

>mfw we Kansas now

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by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

>mfw you tie with Tech for last in Big 12

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by AceJC on Feb 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

>mfw this is actually possible

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by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Pachall and Tanner Brock are 2 of the 4

I think James Bailey is a 3rd.

Starting QB and best LB gone.

HA HA, WE 4-8 NOW.

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by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

You know that for sure about Pachall and Brock?

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Brock is off the Go Frogs roster.

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by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Whoops, you posted below.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

wow

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by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

for what?

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Baylor needs a QB for the future

kinda.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

...

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

die

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 15, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

rec'd

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I know.

They are shoo-ins right now.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't even begin to imagine Patterson's rage

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by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

x
@FollowtheFrogs: Tanner Brock and D.J. Yendrey have been removed from the TCU online roster.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Wait, I KNOW Tanner Brock!

His dad (Reb) coached with my dad. Holy fuck, that dude and his little brother Logan used to come over to our house all the time.

Weird. His dad will absolutely murder him about this. I saw him headbutt a kid on the sideline who was still wearing his helmet….for making a good tackle! Blood streaming down his face….yikes.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Logan was the older brother. TE at TCU.

Tanner was our best LB, and would have been drafted for sure.

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by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Well they were both about 8 years old when I knew them, lol

This was back in good ole’ Florence, Texas.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, they ended up at Copperas Cove.

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by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

they were selling

right?

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

these kids need to learn

you do drugs. not sell them

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

ohhh well that changes everything

(seriously)

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I think that they are technically "separated" from the school.

Would only be officially expelled upon conviction.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

damn

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if there is going to be a follow-up set of arrests on users.

If there were sellers on the team, you know there were users as well.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

DEA said that is an ongoing investigation.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

if DEA is involved

you are poretty much fucked, right?

(at least in college)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

no way this is the end of it i bet

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

hopefully

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

How would that work?

Get warrants for peoples’ urine?

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

You get the sellers to roll over on the buyers.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

the chain usually goes up though

the sellers need to roll on the distributors…

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Good point...but this investigation has been going on for 6 months.

They may already have the info they need to bring charges.

My guess is that the DEA was going after sellers here, not buyers.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

can they bring charges on a user even if he has no drugs in his possession?

and I mean in their home and car as well

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I assume they can if they witnessed the deal go down.

It’s a crime to buy drugs, not just to use them.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

One must possess in order to use, no?

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by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Usually.

But confessing to drug use can’t get you arrested, unless you’re admitting to a probation violation or some such.

by blakethegr8 on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Like I was interested in Penn State World Campus awhile back

but now since all those incidents I have no interest in being associated with them!

Even though JoePa did exactly what he should had done in the situation.. others higher up did not.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 AM CST reply actions  

My father is in Florida.

I have no idea what’s going on.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 AM CST reply actions  

Not sure what the problem is

He wants to visit.. chill out.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

lmao

I miss your weirdness when you go away.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I guess you didn't see how douchey she was to me

but I haven’t mentioned drum in any way in months regardless.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

spate is a troll?

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

how was she a douche to you?

she was asleep you moran!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

these japanese people are awesome

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 10:58 AM CST reply actions  

To buy the Nike Fuelband or not to buy...

Kinda afraid to buy the 1st crop before some kinks are worked out.

by octoberty on Feb 15, 2012 11:01 AM CST reply actions  

what exactly is it?

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

x

http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,fuelband&cp=usns_em_021512_M4instock&et_cid=50948&et_rid=M4_tyd3311@yahoo.com10141984&etsid=ENJ02M4BIS_

by octoberty on Feb 15, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

get a fitbit

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

xx

http://www.fitbit.com/

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

curious, why?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

/TBM

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

lol im the one who suggested it when she asked on here a while back

i preordered one from their website before they were actually anything

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Update: Casey Pachall's dad tells us he was NOT arrested.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 AM CST reply actions  

I'm still pissed about Tanner Brock.

Dude was our best LB, easily.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I have high hopes for Kenny Cain.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Deryck Gildon + Marcus Mallet.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

PLEASE GOD

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 15, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Not religious?

What exactly does the “C” stand for in TCU?

by Oracle Galvez on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

The C is small.

Most people will tell you that.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

TCU does not embrace

being christian anymore, for the most part.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

From the man who knows

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

santatheydoexist.gif

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Man, how lucky are you if you're Casey Pachall right now?

Everyone knows you do drugs and the gigantic bust misses you? #charmedlife.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

it is known he does drugs?

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

its not "known"

like its not “known” that Mike E is a serial killer

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

"sprinkle some crack on him"

/Chappelle

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

weird....still off the roster tho right?

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by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

no not pachall

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

oh ok

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by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Ty Horn also removed from online roster.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Update
Stefan Stevenson @FollowtheFrogs Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Devin Johnson, Ty Horn, Tanner Brock and D.J. Yendrey all arrested in TCU drug sweep.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

damn

that sucks.

He needs to get caught, clean himself up. Quit thinking about how well your team does and think about his future! heh.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Jaworski out of the MNF booth.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 11:08 AM CST reply actions  

espn has completely fucked over MNF.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

is Gruden still there?

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

It’s Mike Tirico AAANNNNDDDDD Jon This Guy Gruden

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by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Gruden, when asked to comment on Jaworski’s departure, had this to say,

“This guy Jaworski….he was something special. He’s the greatest announcer I’d ever seen!”

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Eh.

Jaws is a BRILLIANT conveyor of football strategy and information. Absolutely fantastic.

But I never felt like he brought that out in the booth much. Some, but not to the degree he could. Probably because ESPN needed him to dumb things down.

So while I like Jaws, despite the Eagles thing, I don’t think he’ll be that missed on MNF.

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

He was the least annoying announcer on MNF, though.

Still better than Tirico/Theismann/Kornheiser

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by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

RUSH

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

The band and the "person"

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Dude what's wrong with Tirico?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm talking as announcer

not as a human being. I think Steve Young is an arrogant asshole, but he’s a pretty good commentator.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

He's Mike Fucking Tirico.

End of lesson.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Jaworski's voice/mannerisms bugged me much more than Tirico's ever have

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

im a big fan of jaws

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

m1

Will you do a 10 instead of an 11? I’ll officially counter if you will.

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by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 AM CST reply actions  

Is this for the #2 pick?

Give me a chance to beat it, whatever it is.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Offer more quality, less quantity boy

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

If that doesn't do anything for you

counter with something or let me know what you’re thinking.

by sprite on Feb 15, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Emailed you.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Make an offer, boy.

Haven’t seen much that jumps out at me… Even this deal, I’d still probably want to move a keeper-quality player.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Email me.

It’s in my profile.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

x
@FollowtheFrogs

Devin Johnson, Ty Horn, Tanner Brock and D.J. Yendrey all arrested in TCU drug sweep.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 AM CST reply actions  

Still will be better than Tech.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

i can live with that

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 15, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Starting SS (walk on), backup OL, starting LB, DT depth.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

restart the speculation mill...
@craigfloyd NBC TV in Dallas is saying there is a 5th player.

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

#mysteryplayer

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

that reminds me

there was no foul play suspected in that dudes burning car death

surprising.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Which one?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Will Patterson

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Supposedly Jonathan Jones.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Confirmed that it is a different Jonathan Jones.
Stefan Stevenson @FollowtheFrogs
A student named Jonathan Blake Jones was also among 17 arrested but he is not the Jonathan Jones who played FB at TCU.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Johnathan Jones was a WR?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like Patterson had no idea the investigation was going on...
Stefan Stevenson @FollowtheFrogs
TCU coach Gary Patterson: "As I heard the news this morning, I was first shocked, then hurt and now I’m mad. "

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh he mad.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I would love to be at spring practice this year.

Every player is going to get a new asshole ripped.

I’ll talk to David Johnson about it sometime.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Dang

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

x
@bubbaprog

Here’s the kingpin of the TCU drug operation: bit.ly/p07v2p

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:15 AM CST reply actions  

Hahahaha

I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Feb 15, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm friends with her on FB.

Very sweet girl.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

It appears that she is going to fucking kill someone.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

We all were on that horrible night at Floyd Casey.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Great night.

Though almost turned horrible. heh.

I had to leave LSB in the 4th.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

link don't work...

is it…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

rec

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

YES!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mind... stealin' bread... from the mouth of decadence.

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 15, 2012 11:18 AM CST reply actions  

Alright everyone.

Get your College Game Day signs ready.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:19 AM CST reply actions  

Texas Cannabis University

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by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

pluS

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

These Horned Frogs Shoot Coke Out Of Their Noses

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

T-C-U want some drugs?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

This Cracks Unbelievable

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

'

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 15, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

TCU:

THIS is how you Big 12

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

TCU

Back to Irrelevance!

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

TCU

Following SMU’s lead since the 1980’s

put an image of Craig James shopped in a TCU polo

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

true… but would be funny…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

you might not

but you want to be no other LSBers would :)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

huh?

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

you might not

but i bet other LSBers would*

too much going on at once here

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I might just have to dust of my photoshop skills

you guys jsut gave me a reason to head into campus early

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll give it a try

Everyone
Smokes
Pot
Now

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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Aqua: I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU

the offer I sent now should be right. First one I accidentally dropped Mous instead of dealing him

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 11:25 AM CST reply actions  

Let know what you need to make something work.

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by Brad on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I emailed you.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Well done.

You just got the 2nd pick for less than what I would have paid. The guys available at 56 aren’t going to be that great.

I think VFN sold too low.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 15, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Gagreed

and I’m not that sold on Romero.

by sprite on Feb 15, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Can't wait to see the 5 guys that vfn and Aqua retain

I imagine they’ll be akin to flaming bags of poop.

I figured vfn would leverage Prince into 1 T1 player or a couple of T2’s. Was not anticipating a trade for more picks.

by LiamP on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

>My dog is by the door, wants to go outside to the other part of the apartment

>I open the door for him
>He walks out, turns around, comes back in, and goes to the other side of the bed to lay down.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 11:27 AM CST reply actions  

U mad, pet owner?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

He's letting all the cold air out.

Asshole dog.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

hes owns a north pole dog

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

90 degrees and humid as hell right now.

And yeah, Thor doesn’t handle heat well.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 15, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

just got phone call for SWA voucher...

someones gonna get some blow j’s… hope its me (she sounded pretty excited)

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 AM CST reply actions  

this sounds fun

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

its about fuckingtime

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

On the plus side, Andro is reporting that there will be homemade flour tortillas at RBiA next year.

That warms the cockles of my heart.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:33 AM CST reply actions  

what are they putting in the tortillas?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Apparently there will be a taqueria concession stand.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

front office reading LSB apparently

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I probably would.

Maybe just a little bit of butter.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

i want steak in it.. w grilled onions and peppers

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

that's nice

I always like new options even though I always get the same thing.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

they should do those asian meat on a stick thingys

for all the asians

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

shish-kaboobs

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

asians have a fancy word for it

its grilled chicken on a stick

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Teppanyaki?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Satay?

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 15, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Soooooo delish

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I was looking for.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area....

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

We throw TCU a bone

and this is what they do.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 AM CST reply actions  

u want me to get started on the baylor bball program troubles from a few years back?

dickhead

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

That's low-rent, Max.

You’re better than Mike E.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not making light of it

just pointing out how the B12 has plenty of other scandals in its history.

CedricBensonmugshot.jpg

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

who is we?

and how were they “throw[n] a bone?”

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

anyone worried that the football players that got ran start rolling on other players?

drugs happen in college… at what point do they try and burn the program down out of spite or desire to get a lesser sentence?

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

is Mike E

the big 12?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

mike E is a robot

/mikeE

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

You shut the fuck up.

There is no “we” here.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Patterson is pissed
@FollowtheFrogs: TCU coach Gary Patterson: "As I heard the news this morning, I was first shocked, then hurt and now I’m mad. "

lets not forget that the team can do a random drug test on their own… this will make this week at TCU way more interesting…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:40 AM CST reply actions  

That was my thought.

There’s a lot of student athletes at TCU drinking cranberry juice right now.

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

id be drinking bleach

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Certa

works every time

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Always heard that.

I’ve had a package in my pantry for about 10 years now

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

what is this?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

a gelatine

I guess it lines your pee chutes so the THC doesn’t get in the water you pee for your test?

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

this

it is a mask not a detox

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I can almost bet you it will be

an amnesty test… essentially saying we will do it in private and see who needs “help”…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

They do.

I believe that’s how Travaras Battle got kicked off the team this off season, and Jurrell Thompson last year.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

i think jurrell was from my high school

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"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

yep. WF Rider

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Last I checked, he got arrested in WF for cocaine possession.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

WF Rider has had a few 4 star recruits fuck up with drugs and academics the last several years

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Typical

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

The exception!

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

at what point will the dismissed players roll on others?

does the football team do an exit interview with kids that get the boot? Would Patterson demand to know who did what from them?

I got a feeling that this catches a few more just because how these things normally turn out.. Maybe a few suspensions for failed tests or what not..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

i hate quickmeme so much

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I grew up a fuckin' screw up

got introduced to the game, got an ounce and fuckin’ blew upz

by sprite on Feb 15, 2012 11:50 AM CST reply actions  

Dat police report. Just go to the last page:

LINK

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:52 AM CST reply actions  

ok

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

wow

wonder what the leafy green substance was

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

ohh shit

item 11 on page 4

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

that is going to get the NCAA curious...

“Brock said he used to buy from two other football players, but they had graduated so it is harder to the get pills”

ouch

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

that better be awesome stuff for 220 a half ounce

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

X
Devin Johnson
Delivery of marijuana >1/4 oz <5 lbs (Felony)
Devin Yendrey
Delivery of marijuana >1/4 oz <5 lbs (Felony)
Tanner Brock
Delivery of marijuana >1/4 oz < 5lbs (Felony)
Tyler Horn
Delivery of marijuana >1/4 oz < 5 lbs

RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

could have been worse

if Waymon James had been on the list, I would have been pissed.

Yendrey was just “meh”, Horn is not a big loss, and Devin Johnson can be replaced .

Brock hurts, but since he’s trying to comeback from a major injury anyways, we should have had a contingency plan in place already.

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by willamos2 on Feb 15, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

You're talking about the blurb about 60 guys, right?

Ouch.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Just fucking great.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I am more concerned about the blurb about used to buy from two players, but they already graduated

one means that TCU right now has a drug problem, the other implies that this has been an ongoing thing and yet nobody has stopped it yet and it has mushroomed into what we see now..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I could have told you that.

I got so angry when TCU folks tried to convince me we weren’t recruiting “those” types of players.

Implying that drug use at a college only happens with “those” types.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree

the problem is of perception and how the different images get distorted over time..

People can laugh it off as the whole team was high if there was no mention of the past… now it becomes that the TCU program has been running a drug ring for years…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

no shit

amazing what a surprise drug test does..

our guys just said fuck it… we suck, might as well be high… not sure what the TCU thoughts on the matter were

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

....

…..

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 15, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't disagree with that.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh you trollin'.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

for those who are on a mobile device...

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks for being so kind to those that may have had issues

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

lol..

I seen it earlier.

I just like nice people like laxtonto.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

you are just trying to butter me up for pictures of boobs aren't you

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

you have boobs?

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

...

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

that is a mighty nice set you have

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

She does.

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by bioaggie on Feb 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy mother of god

I gave that one a full 10 secs of viewing before minimizing.

Even if I get fired, I’d say it was worth it.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

exactly....good lord

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by shock00 on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

No shit

I almost waited too long heard footsteps approaching cubicle, frantically started clicking and missing…minimized just before female coworker entered cubicle.

“YEAH HIIIIIII THERE! WHAT CAN I DO FORYOUYEAHIMREALLYGLADTOHELPOUTHOLYFUCKINGSHIT”

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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 15, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

That was quality all over.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 15, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

and it gets no recs...

heathens..

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm at work and rec'd.

If ever there was a day to not give a fuck.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

it will get better man...

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

They mentioned Taylor Swift in there?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

damn

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

so evidently i crashed chrome so badly

it cleared my history, data, etc

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

no clue

work PC

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

On topic...Fraggle Rock was awesome.

I used to love that show.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

Oops.

From Tanner Brock’s Facebook page:

Favorite Quotations: “are you fucking high!”

I really shouldn’t be creeping on folks Facebook pages during lunch.

by Jose Cardenal on Feb 15, 2012 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

heh

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

>need to get father birthday present asap

>want to get it in park to use last day of 40% discount, and also more convenient
>don’t know what he’d want that i could find there
>hope his amazon wish list has an idea
>look at wish list
>"disney ipad cover (out of stock)"
>mfw

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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Because his father is goofy.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

This is going to get worse for TCU...
Stefan Stevenson @FollowtheFrogs
Source: TCU’s Gary Patterson ordered pop drug test of entire team recently after being told by recruit of drug use.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM CST reply actions  

The cajones on that recruit!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

that recruit needs to put it in his ass

not his fucking place to tell teh coach about drug use

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck that.

I think he did the right thing.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

He definitley did.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

disagree

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

If the recruit says "no thanks, coach, something put me off about your team."

And the coach says “What was it?”

What would you have him say back?

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

cause he's in on it?

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Because you wouldn't want to be a narc or what?

You’d choose to be a liar instead?

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

If that is the answer to the question

And you don’t give it to him when he asks you straight-up, what do you call that?

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

fif

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by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Um, yes.

Yes. This is not a hard question.

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by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

what?

how is that possible?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

You can lie through omission.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck... its like I am back at catholic shool

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

if the coach asked him why,

is he obligated, by law, to tell the coach about the drugs?

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Not by law.

It has to do with moral obligation and ethics.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew the answer to the question.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

so, the kid did not have to disclose the drug information to the coach?

he could have said, personal reasons (not a lie)

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Of he *could* have done that.

I thought we were talking about whether he would be lying if he did. If he was choosing to go somewhere else because of the drugs, and he told Coach Patterson anything other than “I’m not going here because of the drugs” (once he chose to explain himself at all), then he would be lying.

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by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

It just is..

I went back and forth through this with an ex in the past heh. Glad I’m not the only one that sees this.

‘I didn’t lie I just didn’t mention it’

Ok….

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

ForeverAlone

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by AceJC on Feb 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

s

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you ever heard of obstruction of justice?

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by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

sure

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

He was talking to a football coach not a police officer.

I agree that it was okay for the recruit to tell the coach.

I would be mad if a recruit saw Aggie players doing drugs and went to the police instead of the coach.

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by bioaggie on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not what I'm getting at.

What I’m getting it is that many obstruction charges are predicated on lies by omission.

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by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

but this would not be obstruction of justice

if the kid was called to court and asked what was up, then yeah, spill the beans, kiddo.

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't keep up with the trains of thought on here.

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by bioaggie on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

The point of my question wasn't immediately clear.

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by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha

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by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

thats your problem.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

so if you are a recruit and you go to a school

and you see some of the players doing drugs. you would run to the coach, not your coach, mind you, but a coach of a school who might be interested in you, and tell him that the team is on drugs?

i don’t think you would be getting recruited as highly anymore.

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

You're assuming a lot here about what happened.

Who said he “[ran] straight to the coach?”

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Nobody did, I was giving you a hypothetical situation.

You’re assuming that the kid narced straight away.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

the kid had no reason to narc.

dumb move

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe he wants to go to a rival school and decided to f em

In reality, he’s just a good moral person and did the right thing though, most likely.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

so, if he wanted to go to a rival school,

and he decided to fuck over TCU, that is morally okay in your ethics book?

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

No. I was just replying to you saying he didn't have a reason according to your way of thinking

I figured that would be an okay reason by you.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding

More than likely, the kid told the coach “Thanks, but no thanks.” The coach, wanting to know why he lost out on a recruit they’d been pursuing, understandably wanted an explanation.

And the kid gave it to him.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

if i felt uncomfortable. if i felt in any kind of danger.

this kid is a junior in highschool. he is probably 15 or 16 years old. why are you assuming he went straight to the coach? you dont know what happened, and neither do we.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Why not?

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by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

his name is going to get leaked, i'm guessing.

he is probably a decently regarded recruit.

what team is going to trust that player at all?

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

That would make him more attractive.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

like a pop quiz

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe it was February 1.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

that was probably the one on 2/1 that Brock said he failed

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

whelp

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Yikes.
Stefan Stevenson @FollowtheFrogs
Recruit, source says, told Patterson he was shying away from TCU because of drug use.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

damn

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

There goes Tyrone Swoopes.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
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by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

They might have.

And you don’t have him, either.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Based on what?

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

you disagree?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

That you were more likely than TCU?

Yes. Because I don’t think you have sufficient reason to believe that was true.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Before today, anyway.

And I’m not absolutely sure it’s still true after today.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

ahhh ok

thought you were saying there was more info out there from things he had said i might have missed recently

thanks

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Not true at all.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

where do you think he goes?

or just “out of state”?

Out of state offers: bama/auburn/lsu/ND/tOSU/OU/Stanford

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Baylor

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

just curious

how often has baylor beat out those schools for true top 20? recruits

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

This year with Javonte Magee.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

nationally

sorry

rivals has him as 7 @ position, 8 @ state and 65 nationally?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Only OOS would be OU.

In state, it’s TCU or UT.

We’ll see how this affects him.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

doesnt have an offer from OU yet per rivals

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but they will.

Kind of like Texas in the months prior.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

oh yeah you are right

i am sure — they also have a recruiter listed for OU, not sure if the lack of an offer on rivals is a glitch or real or what

but yeah, he will get one

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

His family has mentioned they don't want him going far, and OU would be as far as it gets.

At least in interviews. I think he’ll visit tOSU and Bama.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

ahhh ok

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

i wouldnt totally count us out.

we are looking for a top flight QB to bring in for 2013.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I would.

You guys might get one, but I think it’ll come from SEC country. Unless he’s blown away on a visit or something.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

wouldnt be shocked if it was the other way around for others.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I laughed

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

TCU ridin' dirty! /signs LOI

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

The recruit was probably in a much more intimate player environment than Patterson ever would have been.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

They don't have to actually take him to get high

He could have overheard or seen something. Or actually been told something.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

/TCU

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

"You like weed, man? It's no problem here if you do."

Could have been as simple as that.

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

yep. pretty standard practice for hosts to take recruits to parties and such.

looks like this kid was taken to the wrong party.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

indeed

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah normally they try to match you up with people they think are similar to you

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by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

probably the one that

‘about 60 people’ failed

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Hello from Nuevo York

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM CST reply actions  

my map says new york

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

GET A BRAIN MORANS

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

speak english, american.

none of that nuevo bullshit. if i want to speak spanish, i’ll go to mexico. if i want french, i’ll go to france.

just fucking say new york.

done

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

If you want English go to England.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Fucka you-a

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by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

so much cooler online

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather be cool online

Than a loser online and off it, TDT

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by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

well, i don't think i am a loser offline.

who knows? i probably am.

who here has met you that we can ask if you are cool offline?

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

to find*

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Max has. AJM has.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Closure?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Closure too

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

i just texted them

they say you are so much cooler online

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

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by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

awesome

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

you're cool

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm all right as a dude

i’m sure you are all right also. but sometimes you say things that are not awesome

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

notsureifserious.gif

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

He is trolling today

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by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck yes i am serious.

tired of hearing non-english in america

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

You're just a darn-blasted dumbfuck, aincha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

this is dumb

even if you are only trolling

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

not dumb.

not trolling.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I refuse to believe you are not trolling

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

i just want one language in the world

the whole world.

i don’t care which language, but one universal language.

why would that be hard?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's make it Ter Sami

Apparently there are only 2 people in the world that speak it.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Quello è che lei ha parlato.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

Nice (I think it should be “lei ha detto”), but I’ll allow it.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It should be

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't believe I used parlare instead of dire

Mi dispiace.

And I speak the damn language

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

i am fine with italian

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

blame those assholes at the tower of babel

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

nO

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

So Brad Richards is dating Olivia Munn and Sanchize is hooking up with Upton?

My birthday wishes just went to shit…….

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:30 PM CST reply actions  

Stay positive.

Sanchize may throw you pity fuck …

by BHill on Feb 15, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to watch a ton of fraggle rock.

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by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 12:34 PM CST reply actions  

yeah...

I laughed…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:36 PM CST reply actions  

Lol.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

We're comparing Jeremy Lin to Tim Tebow now? Why on earth?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

The level of media knob-slobbery is pretty similar, you've got to admit

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure

But this is ESPN talking about how their stories are similar…

….

….. they aren’t.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Both Christians?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no idea if Lin is or not.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Pay close attention to the differing treatment Lin receives around here.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't usually go into NBA threads so I've probably missed it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely

because Tebow was setting records that have stood since the merger. Wait.

by sprite on Feb 15, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Just pay close attention. He'll fade soon enough, and the reaction to that happening will be interesting.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather watch Amare.

But then I’m not a big basketball guy so I’m sure I’m not representative of the general populace.

But still, the "they’re so similar!’ thing is really annoying. They did not “both come from nowhere.” Tebow was the top recruit in Florida.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

If you say so

I really don’t follow NBA so.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Tebow was a top recruit, won a heisman & NC and then got drafted in the 1st round.

Lin didn’t get an athletic scholarship out of HS and went undrafted. I dont get the comparison at all.

by LiamP on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

'zactly

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

nah,

bradford is a quarterback

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

sans the whole winning a NC part

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Lawyer people - Just found out one of my friends was locked up in Denton County last month,

but the records office and the jail are refusing to give out any information regarding his arrest. Is that not public record? How could I go about finding out WTF is going on? In what circumstance is the records office not obligated to provide this information to the public?

by GutenDirk on Feb 15, 2012 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe your friend is a super hero

and they’re just trying to protect his secret identity.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Aqua?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I've always been able to find my stuff

here

If his isn’t posted yet, I couldn’t tell you why.

by jam0152 on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

coool

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, he isn't in the online database either.

The clerk slipped up and told me he was removed, and started to tell me why, but then she said she couldn’t give me any information about him.

by GutenDirk on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he a minor?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

i can't find mine in arlingtons

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

YES!!!

you need a tcu pin on his chest or something though,,,

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

Don’t you dare connect that asshole to this university. People will think he actually went here.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

lol...

now that would be one of the greatest events in trolling history right there…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

fffffuuuuuuuu

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

man if you can't laugh about it...

you will never get over it… fuck man, I am a UNT fan as well… you learn to laugh sometimes…

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh I am laughing

hell, I started the CGD sign subthread.

I’m going to come up with something clever for one of the B12 games this year.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Now we just need to connect the dots...

Craig James killing 5 hookers must be related to Craig James being a drug kingpin.

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by e2drummer on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you make this?

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by Aqua on Feb 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, just now.

Didn’t have time to tweak it. I’m at work. Gotta be discreet. Just like Craig.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, this is fucked up. One of our Rose Bowl team players (walk on) posts at KF, and mentioned these shameful nuggets. I hope he was trolling:
I got a kid in major trouble my freshman year when he knocked on our door and asked us if we wanted to buy any of the weed in his hand. I said no and immediately told the RA. Call me a snitch all you want but I want nothing to do with that.
Also to those hating on me because I ratted out a drug dealer in my dorm, deal with it. If it makes you feel any better I snitched on drug dealers, drug users, under age drinkers, drunk drivers, and more all the time when I went to TCU and don’t regret it. U mad? I was responsible for many arrests. I dont want irresponsible criminals at my school.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 PM CST reply actions  

yes

that is going to endear you to the KF crowd posting it right now

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I kept it simple with a BOO THIS MAN.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

TDT doesn't understand this.

But this guy is great for doing this.

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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Not the posting of it, but for bringing it to the attention of the proper authorities.

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

it is a personal decision

and i understand it

but going online and telling people about it? lame.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

If you don't advocate the use of substances, cool.

If you don’t like them at all, that’s okay too.

But ratting people out? Come on, man.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually personally wouldn't do this.

But I don’t have a problem with people that do. The people that actually do the drugs should be more careful.

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas

by Mike E on Feb 15, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Mel Kiper has Dallas taking Mark Barron at #14..

And Kirkpatrick and DeCastro going #17 and #21..

I seriously might kill somebody if this happens.

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 15, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

Me too.

But then, it’s Mel Kiper, so.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

fine with kiper doing that.

he is always wrong… so it’s almost a good omen.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

i love me some mark barron

but yeah, at 14 id rather have someone else. we could easily jump down 10 spots and grab barron + a second round pick

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

This is why we can't have nice things.
ESPN radio host Colin Cowherd found himself talking to a dial tone today on The Herd With Colin Cowherd after Sports Illustrated cover model Kate Upton hung up on him following a series of invasive and creepy questions.

Cowherd asked such things like how much Upton was paid for being on the cover, what she was wearing, how old she was, and about her time as a student at the University of Michigan (which she did not even attend). Cowherd later attempted to defend asking Upton’s age by claiming “girls all lie about their age.”

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 15, 2012 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

Dude is seriously creepy.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

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