2/15/2012 OT 2
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This is why we can't have nice things.
ESPN radio host Colin Cowherd found himself talking to a dial tone today on The Herd With Colin Cowherd after Sports Illustrated cover model Kate Upton hung up on him following a series of invasive and creepy questions.
Cowherd asked such things like how much Upton was paid for being on the cover, what she was wearing, how old she was, and about her time as a student at the University of Michigan (which she did not even attend). Cowherd later attempted to defend asking Upton’s age by claiming "girls all lie about their age."
exactly fuck that guy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
In the words of ace ventura
Loser…
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
anyone who upsets Kate Upton
should be castrated. I’m coming for you Cowherd
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
by Gdawg on Feb 15, 2012 1:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Still better than Darren Rovell.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
TCU drug bust, recruit telling the coach on players drug use, using computers in a professional setting, etc.
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needs a poll
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:06 PM CST reply actions
"In your opinion, do you think TagDon'tTweet advocates lying?"
“Yes”
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 15, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
he had his own radio show on ESPN abilene!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
so?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
meh, i was terrible at it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
thanks, boss
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
ya
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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So that's still pretty cool.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
it's difficult, to say the least.
i watched a lot more sports then, so basically it was just talking into a microphone about my opinions.
i took a lot of calls
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
and then i would argue
didn’t cuss once on the air though
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
you did?
when is this time frame we’re talking?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i dont even get it....
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
i vote maybe out of confusion
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
yeah I coudln't vote
if it was something negative then most likely yes
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Is TCU?
What the hell does that even mean? You are the worst FanPost starter ever.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
What's so hard to figure out about it?
Next thing, you’re going to say how you accidentally the whole fanpost.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
lol
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
Matt Purke
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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some asshole is trollin' up the first ot thread
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Hi Ace
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Wait, so taxes, big government, laws against drug use, and ratting people out are on the list of Max's things he doesn't like?
No offense, but I certainly saw you as a ratting out kind of guy.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
If there is any underage drinking at the tailgate, I'm going to report everyone.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
pith drank underage at wedgefest
is that trill enough for you, max!!!???
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
lol
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TDT will kiss you at the tailgate, and you two will be bros before you know it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i make bros with everyone
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Just promise you won't kiss with dip in your mouth next time.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i'm classy
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
dont even remember drinking a keystone
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
that was one of mine
we communed over it, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
ohh
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you coming to the tailgate?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
i'm going to sing to you
so much cooler online
i will be blacked out drunk, so it will be awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
we should set up tailgate karaoke
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Guy at a Tailgate sung in the style of Guy on a Buffalo.
Meaning, someone just shreiks whatever is happening in a really literal way to a very loose tune.
And right then, got mauled by a Wittless.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I found a mexican place today
that has tablita’s on the menu. I was so excited. Then the waiter told me they were out of them today. Bummer
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 15, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
nO
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
and starts crying and pisses himself durring the hillbilly rap part
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
that's mean
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
your girlfriend isnt coming to the tailgate and left LSB forever.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
hah.. sounds about right
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
If I wanted a low self-esteem, self-deprecating, easily insulted and overly sensitive person who
struggles with weight, complains about working out, then eats fatty food three hours later…
I’D LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
come on
you think of yourself in much higher regard
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I actually think I'm kind of a fucking badass.
Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes
A burden should never be something out of your control.
thats nice
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
....and sig update
I promise, I’m not adding to it anymore.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
would you look at that
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
But now that I think about it, you're more of a police yourself kind of person, so telling on someone else for doing something
you don’t think is wrong makes sense.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah, I don't use drugs, but I don't believe ratting someone out and getting them arrested/convicted of, what I believe to be a victim-less crime, is going to really go far in solving the problem.
Alcoholism is a crippling disease, and I would never want to compound that by legislating that someone is guilty of a crime because they engage in an activity of which I don’t approve.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That was worded poorly.
Alcoholism is just as, if not more of a crippling disease than drug addiction, but*
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
alcoholism is a disease?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
yes
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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randy marsh had it right
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Ever watched Norm MacDonald's bit about
the alcoholic comparing symptoms of his disease with the guy with rectal cancer?
no
/goestoyoutube
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
It's on Netflix instant too
His entire hour set is about death, dying, and cancer pretty much. Pretty funny stuff.
Is that the one with the kidnapping joke?
that one was pretty dark but hilarious.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
by Gdawg on Feb 15, 2012 1:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes.
How he’d carry out his serial rapings and killings if he was a serial rapist murderer.
He’s quite detailed.
I wish he could find a show that
fits his comedy. He’s too funny to not be on TV more
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
by Gdawg on Feb 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think we need more legislation and regulation
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i don't see how that could fail
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
I think the government should step in and moderate the trolling on these sites.
Free markets and moderators just aren’t enough.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
AFA note:
Ratting people out is mandatory for people violating the Honor Code here. If you don’t inform an authority figure of a violation, and they can prove you were aware of it, you get hit with “toleration.”
yep... would be better world if everyone followed the same priciples
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Things around the office today that I noticed...
1) I walked by a senior’s office (approx. 55 years old) and she was staring at the computer, hand on mouse, other hand propped under her chin, looking perplexed. I step in and look at the computer screen and she’s completing a puzzle….a 4-piece puzzle. I laughed so hard inside.
2) I overhead my cube neighbor brag about his bologna sandwich…really? He’s over 60…is it an age thing?
3) Lots of talk about Ultimate Tazer Ball.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST reply actions
So you would say everyone in your office uses a computer?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
heh..
beat me.
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bologna is gross
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
bologna is total gross out
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
nO
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makes look like a bowl
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words
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
words, words, words
/hamlet
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
I was cockblocked last night and I am not happy about it
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
story bro
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
There is not much to it
I was talking to a girl at Andys when my friend tells me that the other people in our group went to a different bar.
I try to say that’s cool, we’ll find them later. But he becomes very motherly and is persistent about meeting up with with them.
I feel I will look like a dick if I blow him off, so I head to the other bar with him.
She asked for my name to look up on facebook, but I was stupid and didn’t get her name or number.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 15, 2012 1:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Silver lining?
If she does find you then you have pretty much reign to put it in her
A burden should never be something out of your control.
absolutely
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
did schultzy make a guest appearance?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Schultzy you motherfucker.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
My agents are everywhere
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Salami is gross
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better than bologna
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
yep
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
you must be eating it with mustard
you have to use miracle whip
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i despise mustard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
mustard is good
but as far as sammichs go
it is only to be used with ham and cheese
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nope
the only thing mustard goes on is hot dogs and corny dogs
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
what's weird
is people that put mayonnaise on hot dogs, or ketchup even.
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my buddy puts mayo on hot dogs
it is disgusting
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
any and all are acceptable
I’ve been known to put mayo, mustard, ketchup, relish, and onions all at once
with corny dogs I always have both ketchup and mustard
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It's just corn dog
no “y”…unless you’re 6.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I will say it the way i want
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
That's exactly what a 6 year old would say.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
lol.
seriously though.. corny dogs!!! corn dog is so weird
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6
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
by Gdawg on Feb 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
apparently
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Sorry, but it's still a corny dog to me
Man people looked at me funny in the NE when I said that
A burden should never be something out of your control.
where did that phrase come from?
It was always corn dog in my house so I thought it was just our school trying to be cute when they called it corny dog
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
by Gdawg on Feb 15, 2012 1:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Pretty sure it's a fairly prevalent Texas
colloquialism
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Maybe certain regions of Texas.
The panhandle and central Texas don’t seem to call them that.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
we called it that in south texas
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Yeah but you probably said it in Spanish.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
We definitely called them that in central tx
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They quit because it was dumb.
You must have missed the meeting.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Actually yeah
Fletcher’s calls em that.
So anyone who grew up going to the State Fair like I did calls them that
A burden should never be something out of your control.
because the inventor and perfector of that food, the Fletchers, call it "The Corny Dog"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Bologna is teh suck
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
pastrami on rye w grey poupon is the best sandwich
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:32 PM CST reply actions
Not even close.
1 – The BLT
2 – Ham and cheese
3 – whole cracked pepper turkey on wheat cut the oil and vinegar add mayo and spicy mustard from New York Sub Hub
4 – meatball
5 – grilled cheese variations, inc. bologna
i like grilled cheese
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Fiona Apple marathon for me at work today.
Sue me.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
is it weird that my apt complex shows my apt to prospective tenants for my apt?
they have been doing this since i gave my 60 day notice to vacate… they do it while im at work.. then leave a note “we showed your apt today.. just letting you know”
I dont care.. but my apt is disgusting.. no way they are gonna get that bitch rented out while all my shit is scattered everywhere.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST reply actions
i mean i still live there until march 17 so... kind aweird
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
in case i forget, and i will,
happy birthday
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
st paddys day?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
TWIST MY ARM, BRO
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i'm gonna pinch you!
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on your weiner
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
That's my sons bday
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Ron Washingotn coke day
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Washington
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Party sans furniture at IANFs?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 15, 2012 1:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
there will be a week of nothing there we can party in!
but i will have had the carpets steamed and stuff.. so the answer is no.
also, you could fit 5 people in my old apt.. maybe
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
It'll be like Jemaine's house warming party in Flight of the Conchords
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 15, 2012 1:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
St. Patty's Day in Dallas...
Going to Addison would be the worst decision in the history of decisions that day.
Tomorrow, leave condoms, underwear and beer bottles all over.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
beer bottles are already everywhere.. i mean everywhere in my apt.
and dirty clothes everywhere!
im pretty sure my form fitted sheet on my bed fell off last night too
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
it's not irregular
but I would find it weird. I don’t even like when they come in to spray for bugs and what not
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for serious?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
depends on your lease
if your lease says they are allowed in to show your apartment once you have put in your notice to vacate, then yes, normal
if that is not in your lease, then it is illegal
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
For serious.
Most complexes, particularly those in Dallas (Post properties, etc) have clauses that allow your place to be shown.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
im gonna set up boobie traps and scary notes saying im hiding under the bed
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
booty traps
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
yes
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i live in post so that makes sense
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Occupancy rates are so high I wish they wouldn't
but alas
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i didn't like post in uptwon
i lived in gables.
they are all the same though
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
i love you all
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
no homo
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Mi tebya nenavizhu
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
(vizhem)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Damn conjugations
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
doo doo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
J'aime tu
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Je t'aime, n'est-ce pas?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
je pas
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
x
Nick Cafardo @nickcafardo
Bobby V says he wouldn’t be surprised to see Carl Crawford miss a few weeks of the start of season.
can we just trade for 1 season of bj upton? give them that roman mendez dude on the front page
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
heh
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Is there an A's outfielder we could use that would be a significant upgrade for our CF?
They have like 10 OFs right now, and I’m sure they could use a young kid to start for them in 2015. God knows the Rangers have a few of those guys.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
id take coco crisp
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Not at his current 2/18 or whatever.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
why
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Because I'd rather have Marlon Byrd at 1 year/less $$$
Robbie Ross. Get it done.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Not for Ross.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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what about f gut
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'd rather roll with White Lighting
if we’re doing all D, no bat.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i like gentry.. will make cruz and hamilton better
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
I'd like to think there's a chance
he can do something with the bat
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
by Gdawg on Feb 15, 2012 1:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
too optimistic
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
spider web tat?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
Too sugary
I’d rather have Frosted Flakes or Honey Roasted Cheerios
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Golden Grahams
/drops mic
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
you need to pick that shit up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
The only thing I'mma pick up
is another box of Golden Grahams on my way home from work.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Underrated
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 15, 2012 1:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
raisin bran crunch is the best
or OH’s!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
wheaties
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Not for CF
But I want Michael Choice to eventually replace Hamilton or Cruz.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Someone inspire me to go buy a pen drive.
I know I’m going to need one, but I don’t want to actually go in the middle of the afternoon and buy it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
out spending money when you need to be getting a 2nd job... classic VFN
/VFNinlaws
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
worst part about having time off is that i spend money like crazy
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
I need something to take my illegally pirated movies to work with.
with my hard drive having to go in and get fixed.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Go tomorrow morning.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Do you really think you're going to miss something monumental on here if you leave for a few hours?
Go do your errands. We’ll be here when you get back.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Would 30 westbound starting from 161 all the way to FTW be a bad idea to take right now?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
right now?
probably not.
in 2 hours, yes, absolutely
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Sweet. I just have to get there by 3:30pm.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
then you should be fine
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
The drive home is going to suck ass though.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
correct
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
there are ways around it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
From FTW to Plano?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
nope
that’s a fucking commute no matter which way you go
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
That's what I thought.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
30 to 75 sucks
161 is your best bet, assuming no wrecks
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
for someones car who stalled and couldnt get started earlier per twitter...
i would say so
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Borrowing my dad's Jeep for the time being.
Had to convince my parents to drive up here to drop off the car.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I have to go to Grapevine from Dallas and be there by 6:30 tonight
I’m thinking of going 183 to 360. North of DFW is still screwed with construction right? I’m going to avoid 114
360 will suck hardcore too
So will 183. Where in Dallas
A burden should never be something out of your control.
man, 183 is such a clusterfuck
114 would probably be quicker, even under construction
i take them both, and 114 is all right compared to 183
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
second
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
its why im moving 1/4 of a mile from work... ill be flinstoning it to work everyday!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
I have a 20 mile commute from a small town to the middle of a state park.
I like your plan better even though it is in the city.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
x
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 15, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
heh
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
STAY AWAY FROM 183 IF POSSIBLE, EVEN THERE ISN'T ANY CONSTRUCTION.
Just my 2 cents.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Take 114
Exit Freeport, go south under 114, turn right on Airfield and take that into Grapevine. You’ll avoid almost all of the construction traffic that way and it’s really pretty quick.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 15, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
I've done that drive during rush hour a lot lately
It really does work. Airfield only has a few lights on it. It turns in to Mustang once you get out of the airport and into Grapevine.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 15, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
yup
plus you can take william d tate or main before that, if needed
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
it's fucking on mustang
you’re solid
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
Ha
ME is exactly why I was making this drive. It’ll work, at least it’ll be better than 183/360
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 15, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
correct
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
not bad
i like using airfield to get out of grapevine towards dallas
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
Dude I'd almost say take
35 north out of town to 635 over to where it joins up, then cut back on 26
A burden should never be something out of your control.
635 is generally a waste of time
wrecks almost every day
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, but it's not really an option from uptown to grapevine
i know this because i work in uptown and my parents live in southlake
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Is anything funnier
than dogs barking in their sleep?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
yes
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
Talking baby commercials.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Heh
Yeah, I didn’t even know animals could snore until I caught my cat doing it a couple years ago.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
You fucker.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
its funny
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just going to lose it all
It’s amazing how quick it picked up once Schultzy’s deadbeat ass got booted.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
@thenuttershow
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
his valentines day story
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
funny.. go back and read his story about his trip to
canada
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
This shit is weird.
It’s funny but disturbing.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
its fucking hilarious is what it is
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
man
I totally forgot to look this up last night.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
AIDS is funnier
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Oh Chuckles...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
wait what is this?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It's the Faith Coalition.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Newt Gingrich's "Faith Dream Team"
featuring noted theologian/philosopher, Carlos Ray Norris.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
i know made my do a double take
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
When I first saw it I thought someone had Photoshopped him in
Nope. It’s legit.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
So many things wrong with this
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
chuck norris
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
Hey guys, I...
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 15, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
Jim Garlow....heh.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
My favorite (other than Chuckles) is JC "Token" Watts
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
is this real?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Your signature is out of control again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
it's benji's fault
I’ll trim it up just for you.
twss.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
The Chrom one isn't very good.
Neither is the one from today.
The only quote on there that should stay no matter what is the long one from 1-20.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
thanks for your input, compliance officer Aqua.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
No problem.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm afraid so
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
apparently i have to go on some touristy train thing from grapevine to ft worth saturday
the fuck is this mom and dad? i dont want to at all.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 1:59 PM CST reply actions
the tarantula!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
the fuck is that? ive never heard of such a thing
our foreign exchange students parents are in town for a week from barcelona.. so i have to be a god damn DFW tourist all weekend.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
it's the train you are going to be on
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
What kind of porn we ta....
Nevermind.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
is it the DRUNK TRAIN ?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The answer has been right in front of us the whole time.
We have to GET DRUNK.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
haha that was awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It is in the Spring
when they have their “New Vintage Wine/Jazz Festival” on the train itself.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Are they paying?
Is it open bar?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
they are paying... i dont drink w my parents.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
i just started doing this a few months ago
it’s awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
I thought you don't drink anymore.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
huh?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
It was supposed to be a tongue in cheek sarcastic response. I failed.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
the tarantula train?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
oh yeah!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
finally... somethign Greggo is qualified to talk about...
GREGGO @TCUWhiteTrash
Unfortunately…I have more news on bust…none is good…I’ll break news on @1053RAGE at 2:00…this goes deep…and is not over
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
is this a RT?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
yeah... saw it in a comment stream... tracking ti down
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
actually TCUWhiteTrash is Greggo's twitter name
never would have thought 105.3 would have let him keep that
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I'm hearing something about a Houston society scandal
Apparently some of those arrested are from prominent Houston families.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
yeah,,, saw that on BON
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
well its 2 p.m...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
"these North Face Vest wearing prepsters were selling me three pounds of coke a month"
-greggo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I need a good north face vest right about now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Baylor Dallas has wi fi.
Feel like I should live comment this cervical ripening.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 2:04 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
pics or it didnt happen
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Having a boy or girl?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
She's having it?
Congrats!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
not yet.
He’s due day after tomorrow and there’s no signs he’s gonna be on time. This procedure isn’t inducing but it’s the step before that. Might just end up going home in two hours with nothing happening.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 2:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I reckon
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 2:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
they say we should be going home after this
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 2:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yeah. Mine was born less than 24 hours later.
they were going to induce, but he decided to come out on his on after they did that.
gettin tired of waiting on this little guy
Fuckin’ slacker.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 2:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yay!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
May be moving to Denton soon
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
/drummermoeshitsherbritches
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
haha
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 2:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
HIDE YO' KIDS
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK
i mean cool…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
And I was just complimenting you heh
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
grad school? or work?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
One of our board members actually owns Denton.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Are you graduating from Baylor in May?
Congrats.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
yes
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
does Moe know about this?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
There's only one big movie theatre.
Two if you count The Rave. Four if you count the dollar theater and Movie Tavern.
he will have his degree
so he can definitely work at the big one
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
fulmer cup baby!!!
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
just like the old days
your beating down New Mexico
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
ohh well
could be worse…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
you could be tdt
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
yur beeting down grammer
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
ha
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is there another cup that includes the non-football sports?
Then I’d like to acknowledge Longhorns 1B Jordan Etier, who was arrested trying to ditch 2/3 of an ounce. Last October, when I was fully absorbed in Rangers postseason. He was immediately dismissed from the team. Then quietly reinstated with a five-game suspension. He’ll win “The Augie” in a perp walk, but that’s small-time …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
to do EDSBS justuce..
Brock’s three felonies at three points each takes us to nine. Yendrey’s five single misdemeanors gives us five, and the felony is another three. Eight total for him brings the tally up to seventeen. Add in one bonus point at least on principle and the two others placeholders, and we’re looking at 20 points minimum for TCU in the Fulmer Cup.
While his is not Auburn 2011, there are some very loose ends and extenuating circumstances. The DA in this case did not elect to bring the hammer of the gods down on these players like the Lee County DA did in the Auburn home invasion case. Additionally, that dangling “more arrests” note means this could be far from done, especially if they’re looking into other football players. (Never forget the dazzle of a high-profile case for those pressing the charges.)
The points process is still very much open. In the meantime, all hail Horypnotoad and your new Fulmer Cup leaders, The TCU Horned Frogs of the BCS Conference Big 12. All hail Horypnotoad.
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not not licking toads.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
got to draw the line somewhere...
I probably agree…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
When are people going to learn the difference between a Horned Frog and a lillipad frog?
It’s like people saying TCU is in Dallas.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
so let me get this straight
the Big 12 traded the meth addicts and sheep fuckers for the moonshiners and dopepushers?
Sounds like a pretty even trade…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
and the cornaggie
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
push, indeed.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 15, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
I. Won't. Man
you have impressed to me your importance of remembrance of those damn snowboarding hippies… I concede… I won’t forget…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
dont forget the snowboarding hippies
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Meth addicts is more classy than sheep fuckers
I’ll take it!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Missouri and Tennessee are the 2 top meth producing states in the nation.
CRYSTAL CUP!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Gotta be a lie.
Oklahoma cannot be beat in this contest.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Southeastern values now!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Southeastern values:
1. College Football
2. College Football
3. Talking College Football at church
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
ice cold borden dutch choclate milk
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:40 PM CST reply actions
washed down some mini wheats with it as an afternoon snack...
health zone here i come!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
FUN WORLD!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 2:43 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Was this talked about in OT 1?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
legs, butt, chest
things you are 1st attracted to when a girl walks into a bar
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:47 PM CST reply actions
Yes
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
1) make sure shes not a man
2) my eyes go to the waist…
3) glance to make sure she has convex not concave breast on the way to the waist
4) make sure she didnt play softball so her legs arent tree trunks
5)buy girl drink
6)profit on her face
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
Serious answer
I can do without a great butt if I have to, but she’s got to have the breasteses. Legs have to be toned but not necessarily long (although long is always a plus).
So I guess:
1. Chest
2. Legs
3. Butt
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
i gotta have a big ole booty.. i can do without the breast.. as long as they arent
like a 12 year old boys
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
The booty is nice
but there’s a girl I work with who has a great ass, great chest, but chunky legs. And it just kinda ruins the whole thing, sadly.
I still have to prioritize legs before ass.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
high five...
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 3:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
you're right if a girl is walking toward you then its hard to look at their ass
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Is there any other part of the body?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
calves
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
That's why I try to look from down to up
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 15, 2012 2:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
colonialbob has never heard of such a thing
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Quit picking up ladies that serve mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 2:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I refuse to answer this...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
why?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Its a valid answer to your question
A guy should not prioritize one over the other. You should be able to check them all out within a second.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
well
1 – vagina
2 – vagina
3 – vagina
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
The Penguin, if I recall correctly
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
You are correct.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Chester Copperpot
and they are making a goonies musical
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
A Goonies musical
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
awesome idea
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
a play with songs
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh my.
TCU has not released results of any drug tests, but Johnson told an undercover officer that 82 players failed, the documents say.
lol
You’d think at least a few of those 82 players would have been able to get their hands on clean piss
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I used to sell clean urine for 20 bucks a pop back in HS.
/didn’t really
/but wanted to
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Its easier to just put a single drop of bleach in it
and then cleanse for after the results come back fucked and hope to god your piss is clean then
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
has to be within a temperature
would be difficult
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This doesn't surprise me.
College kids do drugs.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Pointy scapulas, 2/10 would not bang.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Gesundheit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You can have 85 scholarships.
The rest are walkons.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
god... any idea on how a school would handle this?
staggered suspensions?
All the starters are suspended for the GSU game? Backups for Kansas?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Probably about 105 from what I've read.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
jesus ficking christ
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
holy jesus
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Jumpin' Jesus
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 15, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
At the time, all true!
And one of 2 that did back ground checks.
Still doesn’t get rid of it all.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
one of these days I'll get you, fraggles!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:13 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Dirk Nowitzki playoff highlights set to "now youre mine" by Ganstarr is choice
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
the crappy bean ones.. or the ckicken ones?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
crispitos, bro!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
allsups burritos are the best though
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
race trac hot dogs
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
Or Qwik Trip
They’re interchangeable. And fucking delish.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 3:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
what is the difference between a fried burrito and a chimi?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
chimis usually have cheese and rice and some extras involved
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
'sup nerds?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Settle a question for us.
Which state produces the most meth out of Missouri, Tennessee and Oklahoma?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
hmmmm
I do know it’s getting hard to cook it here since the pseudo laws a few years ago..I haven’t even heard of a meth lab in my district since 2006. Lots of cranksters do the shake n bake method for personal use, but the product is so awful and easy to make there isn’t much of a demand to purchase. i’m gonna say missouri. Those motherfuckers are sketchy as shit. And Tennessee is all about the shine, baby.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Well
That’s only until Heisenberg gets his Blue Sky operation back up and running.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
heh
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 15, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
RIP, Popcorn Sutton
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 3:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
hour two of observations
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 3:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't appreciate you greeting us this way
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it's what I do, friend
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Hey Suicide Prince, can you take the word "recs" out of your signature.
Makes it tough to search for recced posts in a thread.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yep... look who won the Jeporady college tournament...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 3:21 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
represent !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yee Caw!
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 15, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know who that is
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I fucking hate TAMS students
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
its a great feeling to be able to fail one of those obnoxious shits
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I'm envious of you then
They’re the loudest, most annoying bastards in every class that I’ve ever had with them in it.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
my wife right now has 2 in her lab sections... she is not happy...
hopefully I don’t get any this summer
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
what's TAMS?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
High schoolers starting college early
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Texas Academy of Math and Science.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Texas Academny of Math and Science
it’s for highschoolers to graduate early and live on campus in a special dorm
Sounds like people that know how to party...
In all seriousness I would imagine these are the most pretentious fuck sticks on the planet.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 3:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
A girl who went to HS with me had to leave TAMS because her
dad found out she was having sex.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
did she have big boobs?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I called them smarmy assholes
but I don’t really know. They’re just sheltered little nerds who flock together to various chemistry and calculus classes. And they all make three times what I do by the time they’re 20.
They could be like the kids in Better Luck Tomorrow
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 15, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
was a nifty movie
though the first 15 minutes made me ashamed of my study habits
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
TAMS is dumb.
I understand the appeal but not for me.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
a vicious swatch of green
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
come at me bro
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Don Henley, Mark Followill
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Robocop
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 15, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
SFA also claims Don Henley.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
and robocop
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Dave Barnett
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
UNT is a college again?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
on our way to being tier 1
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
just referencing the five goals announcement from yesterday
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
might be on our way out of the lowest rung of CFB
and on our way up to the 2nd r 3rd lowest rung of college sports..
progress I tell ya…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
We can't all be Ivy League schools like Baylor.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 15, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Same here.
But I’ve dated as many Asian girls as any other race.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
y/n fellas
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
She might be 16
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
still the best jazz music program in the country?
I respect that
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I just realized doc from fraggle rock is the old dude with tourettes in boondock saints
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:24 PM CST via Android app reply actions
heh
weird
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
why don't you make like a tree
and get the fuck out
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
haha i love that movie
the 2nd one was a steaming pile of dogshit
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
opinions of that movie are polarizing.
I liked it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 3:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It was widely praised until the Hot Topic crowd began to embrace it
Then the inevitable backlash started.
I love it, personally. Have the poster with the guys shooting and Willem Dafoe using finger guns in my hallway.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
It lets me use one of my new favorite images.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
love that sceene
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
lol, I haven't seen this one before
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
mrs wildcat allows that?
Neat
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 3:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yup
One of my demands when she made me move into her place (instead of vice versa).
She already had a couple of movie posters (like the 300 “Tonight we dine in hell!”) so it fits.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
nice
Also a great movie. I don’t give a fuck what VFN says
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 3:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
300?
no way. I hate Zack Snyder.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
and now I don't give a fuck what Jonas says, but just in this instance...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 3:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Where would I get a good quality poster with the 300 or Boondock Saints one?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I know entertainmart has a few boondock ones
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah I got most of mine from the one on Cooper Street
Butch and Sundance, Blues Brothers, A Clockwork Orange, The Good/Bad/Ugly, lots of good stuff there.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
How much are they usually?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
It's been awhile
I think they were like $8-10 unframed.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Did you buy a frame for them?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Oh most definitely
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
speaking of framing ...
anyone “gone to town” framing something Rangers? I got this 8 1/2 × 11 Winter Caravan picture signed, and I was thinking of splurging on a metal frame in blue or red … PictureFrames.com, it’d come to around $22
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I did some cheap framing of a few newspapers
61 and 62 for McGwire and Sosa, first trip to ALCS for Rangers and Doc’s perfect (I have a very healthy mancrush on Halladay).
We want to do some kind of display for the 2010 WS with all the ticket stubs, programs, a rally towel etc, but haven’t gotten around to it.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
must help greatly that the Mrs. is equally into it
If you wanna include this in the 2011 WS tapestry, you have my permission!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
hey guy who's drinking Mich Ultra
time not to throw stones at the gentleman who enjoys Keystone.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
BEER BURN!!!
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
they both are horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
OH DAMMIT
I already drank my delicious craft brews (or maybe MGD’s) and needed a few more to get rearin’ to go. Maybe I drank one of the ladies drinks….
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
LSB camaraderie is the point of that picture
NOT busting Witt(less) for metrosexual drinking!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Yessir
I walked out of there with like 6 of ’em. Had to limit myself to just 6, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
I love that store
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
allposters.com
Which is also a great time wasting website.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 3:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I loved it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's pretty low budget
but as you said, the characters were great. And I think the dialogue is great (maybe slightly overboard with the “you fucking fucks” stuff, but still….pretty damn good).
And if you ask me:
1. The “tell me a joke” scene
2. The “I killed your cat, you bitch” scene
3. The “FIREFIGHT!” scene
4. and the courthouse scene
are all solid gold..
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
What color was it BITCH?!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 15, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JUST FUCKIN HAPPENED !"
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I really lobe the scenes before and after the hotel shootout
oh is that right, rambo?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's just one friggin' huge guy!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
"Now that Duffy has relinquished his King Bonehead crown
I see we have an heir to the throne. I believe the word you were looking for my good man is symbolism. Ssssssssssssymbolism."
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
why don't you get me a cup of coffee?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this has in-season potential
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Love that guy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Something I've been wondering
Is there any disorder more misinterpreted for humor purposes than Tourette Syndrome?
I mean, having had it all my life, I do find certain aspects of it amusing, but the characterization of “Tourette’s = uncontrollable cursing” is one of the reasons I didn’t get diagnosed with it until I was almost 20. I know most people don’t mean harm, but having the condition, do I just ignore TS jokes, or do I try to set people straight? I’m afraid if I do the latter, I’ll become one of those humorless assholes like the PETA people or Rick Santorum, and nobody wants that.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
When you were typing this, did you have to fight the uncontrollable urge to call us all cuntmaggots?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Heh
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
it's okay to set people straight I think
I generally let deaf jokes slide, but every once in a while I’ll get upset at one and make it known.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
you're deaf?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yes, without hearing aids I can't hear anything
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
so if I go to tailgate, you'll notice me holding my hand up to my left ear a lot.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
have you tried one of those big ass horn thingys that kinda looks like a cornucopia?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I've considered it
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
it'd be a great conversation starter
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Can you not fucking read? He said he's deaf, man.
Insensitive prick.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
HE CAN STILL HAVE A CONVERSATION
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i have this issue w/ studdering
sometimes people will poke fun of me on the phoone not knowing that I really do have a problem w/ it. not cool
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I always get called "Big Guy" by people without prompting.
Not sure why they think that’s an acceptable way to address a person of size.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
"person of size"?
Is that the PC term now?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
El Grato is a saint.
You watch yoself.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Okay.......
still a weird phrase.
I’m going to require everyone call me a “person of looks” because I’m ugly.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
person without looks
is better
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Person of distinctive looks
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I was trying to say "fat" in the most humorous way possible.
I’m about 3 bills.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
And I don't particularly mind fat jokes.
I mind that people assume I’m ok being called Big Guy.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
I used to greet people of size that way
I smarted up on my own
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I'm fat too.
Just never heard the phrase before. Hear “Big guy” quite a bit.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
"Big guy"
Yeah, I get that one too.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
how big we talking here, RC?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 15, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Big enough
About 310-315.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Laziest nicknaming in the world is just tacking Big on to a large guy's name.
There is nothing worse than Chief though.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 15, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
I'm in a mean-spirited mood today.
I can’t avoid making jokes at you guys’ expense.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
grow some fucking hair
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA
BOOM. ROASTED
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
And I'm over it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I feel the same way about popular representation of potheads.
In fact, I hate the term pothead. I prefer ‘marijuana smoker’. Most of us are not the ‘nyaaa haaa right?’ stoner dudebros so commonly portrayed on TV and movies. That’s why movies like Pineapple Express aren’t generally funny to me… because regular marijuana smokers don’t act that silly, they just incorporate smoking into their daily lives. Are they chill and do we tend to forget and mumble a lot? Yes, but we’re not all Jeff Spicoli.
Chrom, can you please pause Fraggle Rock and comment here?
don’t get cheetos dust on the keyboard
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
there are some exactly like what he is talking about
but most of them are not. stupid people who smoke pot are still stupid
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i was kidding
i’d say there are way more people from a percentage standpoint that have fucked up lives because of their boozin than people with fucked up lives because of
ROLLIN DOOBIES
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
because that went well the first time
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just saying that if you're going to outlaw a substance
weed might not make sense
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
nope
but I am biased
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
my 80 something year old grandmother thinks they should legalize weed
because people are more violent when they drink
she does neither
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
never had to fight the shit out of someone who is high on weed alone
pretty much ever single fight I’ve ever had (including where i thought my hand got broken on Sunday night) was because of booze
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
it cracks me up that people try to fight cops
they can shoot you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the ultimate trump card
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
fuck it lets make booze illegal and legalize weed
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
We've had this discussion before.
And we know where it will go.
Let’s just say I agree, and would expand on your ideas further!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
LET'S ALL GET CRANKED OUT OF OUT MINDS AND RUN AROUND AMON CARTER STADIUM FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
they gettin raped
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
doo doo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
ride the coattails of Spain like a bunch of freeloaders?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
here
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1893946,00.html
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Nope. Decriminalized all drugs
Quotes from jonas’ link:
The paper, published by Cato in April, found that in the five years after personal possession was decriminalized, illegal drug use among teens in Portugal declined and rates of new HIV infections caused by sharing of dirty needles dropped, while the number of people seeking treatment for drug addiction more than doubled.
“Judging by every metric, decriminalization in Portugal has been a resounding success,” says Glenn Greenwald, an attorney, author and fluent Portuguese speaker, who conducted the research. “It has enabled the Portuguese government to manage and control the drug problem far better than virtually every other Western country does.”
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
BUT THE WORLD WILL END IF PEOPLE DO DRUGS!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
When it says that it was decriminalized at the personal level...
I’m assuming that dealing/producing is still illegal?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
Go bankrupt?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
I am not eating cheetos, sir
I don’t really get the munchies anymore
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There are different type of potheads
I know a guy who is exactly like James Franco in that movie for instant.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
instance, not instant
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
boondock saints
awful movie. just horrible
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
is it because you don't like vigilantes?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
i love vigilantes
the more they do, the less I have to do.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 15, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I am disappointed in you Bob..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Oh Bob
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You have some horrible opinions
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
BLOs?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I think they are the new BTO
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
and if you're watching Fraggle Rock
I’m assuming you’re at least a little high, right?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I am disappointment...
TCU DB. RT @kolbygriffin12 This rumor about 82 of us failing a drug test is false completely false.
it was 81 dammit!!
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Don't know if this is old news or not...
Dallas_Observer Dallas_Observer
Breaking! Mark Cuban Saved the Greenville St. Patrick's Day Parade (mcuban) bit.ly/yS5vQz
PK isn't around today, is he?
I want to talk about how stupid Treasure Planet was.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Slow at work so I'll be around some.
Never seen Treasure planet though.
I have found nearly all feature animations I’ve seen between the lion king and bolt to range from meh to terribad.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 5:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Emperor's New Groove breaks that trend.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
schultzy graduated high school with the guy from on the 1st page of the arrest affidavit
http://media.star-telegram.com/smedia/2012/02/15/14/42/XzY2y.So.58.PDF
parents are oil moguls worth 100 millionish i bet
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 3:47 PM CST reply actions
What exactly does Xanax do for you as an illegal drug?
Do you take it in a different way or get a different effect than the intended use?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
oh man
it can fuck you up good. I’d say most people I run into take the pills down the throat, but some people crush and snort it (faster high) and some people shoot it (the super hardcore addicts). I took 2 once when I had an MRI and I was fucked up all day. Just pretty much mellows you out into a puddle.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i have it for anxiety attacks
it doesnt really do much to me other than make me drowsy/calm
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
but if you take 5-6 instead of 2
and you take them with booze or take them 5 times a day, you’d be a zombie
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
ive had to take 5 one time
i was freaking the fuck out
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Would you just black out or do you still technically function, but you don't remember anything?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
oh you function
just not very well
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm sure it's different for everyone
the 2 I took that time pretty much made me fall asleep in the MRI tube dealy…and then I fell asleep on the way home and then I slept all afternoon. I remember just being so mellowed that I didn’t give a shit.
The people I deal with that are jacked up on xanax look and act like they’re pretty drunk, but don’t smell like booze.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
he is not a doctor...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
kinda
not sure about down there, but up here it’s a fucking bitch. tons and tons of classroom and then shitloads of clinicals. and the class is hard as hell to get into
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It's a national program. My old partner is an instructor. Not sure if he teaches all the way in OK, but considering how few instructors there are, he might.
2 full weeks of classroom and 6 weeks of evaluations. It’s a major bitch, but it guaranteed me my Master Peace Officer creditation when I hit 9 years this summer. Cha-Ching
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
x
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
we're so short handed, the last guy who went through couldn't get his evals all done because they wouldn't let him off the streets to do them
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Nothing like doing the two weeks of classroom for nothing.
It’s a cool class though.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
that's what I hear
but, honestly, it seems like a lot of effort to public intox someone. if they’re driving and I can tell they’re fucked up on something but don’t know what, I’ll just DUI bleed ’em.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
what does all this mean?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
DRE is Drug Recognition Expert
It’s series of tests to determine if you’re intoxicated by means other than alcohol. It’s a helluva tool, but like Officer Bob said, if you’re fucked up, just get blood instead of breath and it will show up there.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yep
With blood getting so much easier to get nowadays, not sure if the program will stay alive. Like you said, if they’re fucked up enough for ME to pull them over, I’ll be able to get blood, no need to go through the 1 hour DRE test.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
exactly
I won’t be DUI bleeding someone if they’ve taken 1 oxy. now 1 HANDFULL of oxy and they can barely not piss themselves? that’s gonna be a no brainer
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
1 oxy is plenty to fuck you up
if I took a whole one, I would always throw up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you get my point, though
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
oh yeah
we would chew them up though so they made us extra fucked up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is it kind of odd telling a cop this stuff?
Even if it is Bob?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
i've heard it all
guy who shot xanax up his wiener hole was probably the weirdest.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
OW OW OW
CANNOT UNREAD
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
this happens a fairly frequently
guy gets stopped, is cranked out of his mind, arrested, ensuing pat down a dildo falls out of the back of his pants.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Was this a distress call or a drug bust?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
shooting up was the one line I never crossed
I always knew I didn’t want to get into that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
nope
one of my best friends is a cop in fort worth. these are things I have not touched in almost seven years. I only smoke and drink now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah thats what happened to me one time when i thought i was about to have an attack and took a bunch
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
I wasn't a big fan of them
dones were where it was at
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
A lot also mix it with alcohol
I’ve seen some fucked up people blow very low BAC’s on that crap
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
makes you black out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it mellows you out by itself
if you drink on it, you probably won’t remember much other than you felt great
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Thank you all for your information.
Unfortunately, it sounded so awesome that I went out and purchased some.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
x
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
You're in Dallas right?
End of month is coming up and I’m low my numbers….Mind telling me where?
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I'll be at the tailgate. I'll be the one with the trunk of my car open for business...
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
As long as it's not a felony.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
No, he went to All Saints
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Best gif to describe TCU's first Big 12 season?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Feb 15, 2012 3:47 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
This may be my CFB stupidity...
But I feel like TCU can more than hang with the Big 12
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 3:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
schedule will be tough this year
but they should be able to build some momentum through the first 7 games (Grambling St, @KU, Virginia, @SMU, ISU, @Baylor, Tech). If they can get to 6-1 through those first seven, I’d be thrilled.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
They should win all those.
ISU and UVA seem like the biggest upset specials, but they should still be favored in all.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
they should, but they'll probably trip up in one of them, if not two
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Memories of 2003 Baylor Basketball and pretty much my entire collegiate football experience
Prevent me from taking too much pleasure in this scandal.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
/nods sadly
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is definitely making me re-consider my gleeful dancing when other programs screw up.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing will ever be worse than a player decapitating a fellow player and then the coach trying to cover it up.
I get that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Clearly.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
slap slap slapping sounds
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
i think we're at 1A and 1B with these two
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Yeah we're really scraping the bottom of Hell's Barrel on this one
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
i know i shouldn't laugh
but this is a funny post.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
There really isn't a way to make it sound great.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You know you done screwed up when the guys that cover the MWC are making digs on you
Jared Eborn @jaredeborn
Apparently TCU players thought they were headed back to the old outlaw SWC instead of the Big12
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
there is no way sprocket would know what a wrench is
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 3:51 PM CST via Android app reply actions
there be gold in that thread
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
You guys are going to have to do without me for most of the next five days.
My posting will be severely limited during the day until Monday.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
what will we do?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You will cry, Chrom.
You will cry tears of sadness.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
More like tears of joy
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I am gonna make a facebook
that way we can facebook chat
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is this the ski trip?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yuuuuuuuuuuuppp.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Awesome. Have fun. Don't break your legs.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
My buddy just broke his wrist in three places last weekend skiing.
(may have been snowboarding, not actually sure)
I'M GONNA ADD TO MY SIG LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
oh dear god
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
All benji quotes about his wardrobe/hygiene/sex life/bank account
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Just you, BHill, just you.
And probably Wildcat, who will be stuck here in whateverthefuckkindof weather Tyler had today.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
raining fire?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
x
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, what will we ever do?
I’m in a mean-spirited moodtodayall the time. I can’t avoid making jokes at you guys’ expense.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Don't hate, Schoolly. It's unbecoming.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
but it was deserved
your words hurt
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Shut up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
put on a hat
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There is not a single person he has not cut down
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
nope
he is a hater
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
now if you'll excuse me
I have to go put some water in Buck Nasty’s mama’s dish.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
no
you should get CFC
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Where from? <---most important question
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
Never had theirs. I do enjoy their chicken.
Are you talking about the place in Snider Plaza?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Dinner is at noon.
I assume you mean supper.
And yes.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
My family has long debated this.
We determined that Dinner is the main meal of the day, regardless of the time eaten. If your evening meal is your main meal, then that is supper/dinner and lunch is lunch. If lunch is your main mean, the dinner is at lunch time, and supper is supper. Savvy?
That's exactly the way I've been told before.
I said “Screw that. I’m right.” Dinner = lunch. Supper is supper.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
lunch is at noon.. anything after 4 p.m. is dinner/supper
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
breakfast is at 5pm
you people are crazy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
This.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
percentage of lonestarballers that would fail a drug test administered by IOC
???????
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:20 PM CST reply actions
35%
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
under
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I doubt that many are currently using.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
James Mason
Do they test for shark tranquilizer?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
fuck I would fail jsut for the shit I eat
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
poppyseed muffins
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i would fail
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
are they testing for baked good contaminated with pubes these days?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Your food would fail a test for fecal matter since you won't stop eating in the goddamn bathroom.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
doo doo is not a prohibited substance
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
it is on any sandwich not being eaten by a guy named "shoestring"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
no.. popped some codeine for my knee money morning
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
and puffed the peace pipe sunday
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
did you listen to some jack johnson?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he shouldn't drive on it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
on weed? is that even illegal
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
it is illegal
dui I think
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
coppers
what is the charge?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
but in Oklahoma
DUI is the one where you’re .08 or more. DWI is for .05-.07.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
no, i watched the stars game
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
take come more codeine in that case
that game was fucking horrible
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
against the kings?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Unprompted Academy story:
When we’re served lunch at training tables, we have to get the waiter/waitress’s name and when they’re done giving us food, the cold pilot reports in and says “Our water/waitress, (name), has informed me there will be no more food or drink served for the remainder of the meal.”
I would routinely forget to ask the server their name, but the table comm wouldn’t know it either, so I’d make up a name based on their ethnicity. Eventually they caught on.
What is a cold pilot?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
Ice Cube with a captain's hat on
“we gonna be flyin at 30,000 ft, you trick ass biyach.”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Person next to the loadmaster,
but across from the hot pilot.
You get different titles/responsibilities based on where you’re sitting at the table. Cold pilot pours drinks for everyone, hot pilot puts serving utensils in the food, loadmaster reports in when everybody has been served and has to fill out this form at the end of the meal.
This seems overly complicated, but I can see what the idea is.
Do you sit in assigned groups that you’re going through training with?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
Two ends of the table,
table comm (upperclassman) is at one end, loadmaster (freshman) at the other. The seats immediately by the table comm are also upperclassmen. Seats immediately by the loadmaster (hot and cold pilot) are freshmen. The four remaining seats are usually freshmen, but they don’t have a responsibility.
We don’t technically have assigned seats, aside from having to sit at our squadron’s tables, but I always sit at the same table, with our actual training officer.
uh
“loadmaster?” “hot pilot?” what kind of a porno are we talking about here?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
so it's a sausage fest
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
SWORDFIGHT!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I think they prefer "MISSLEFIGHT!"
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
I mean this in a non-euphemistic way:
I got to sword fight with the (former) Vice Wing Commander’s sabre last weekend.
you guys have real sword fights up there, too?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
All the firsties (seniors) were gone, so we took their sabres.
What else are you going to do with them?
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
If it's a monkey pic, it's IANF
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
WTF is that thing?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 15, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
Looks like this guy fell asleep one day
and one of the rhinos sat on his face.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Purdy much
Or he’s thinking “No more Rhino 69’n for THIS guy!”
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 15, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
Rhino69'n might be a good sock puppet name
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmm
If I ever tire of the Draper thang, I might switch to that.
Good idea, WC.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 15, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
*knucks
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Ok...simian.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
monkeys are awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what is jamarcus russell doing?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
who wants to get a brew at the gingerman at 5:15?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
if only....
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
karl welzein
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
oh wait, never mind.
have a meeting
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
God dammit I'm already on my way there.
I’ve been lied to.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
if you drank, i would buy you beer
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
once a day for one day
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
you 2 would hate each other
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
i have talked to him before.
i was druuunk (yuuup) but we talked
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
He's the drunk version of me.
We’re both basically the same height and weight.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
except you know how to use computers.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Not when I'm drunk.
I’m assuming.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I was about to say I could go.
Slow day today.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
go to the loon for some cocktails...
that may end in you being divorced though
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
By myself? That is desperate.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
sorry for the lies
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
andro
John Rhadigan replacing Dave Barnett in booth… details coming soon
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions
Kill me now.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
remember when it was real last year though? i contemplated suicide
then realized i could just synch my TV w Eric Nadels sex voice
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
You probably ran out of alcohol and that's why you were contemplating suicide
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
JK
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
hahahahaha
troll gonna troll
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
lmao
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
you are a fucking liar, dude
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 4:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
yeah i was testing the deadthread status
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
It's a CAUGHT trollin'...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
good mailbox day, courtesy of Sports Illustrated: KATE UPTON, JEREMY LIN
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Does the cover look better in your hand than it did on the internet?
That picture looked weird on my screen.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
it ... looks pretty great, despite my address box encroaching on her box
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
i still dont understand it... im gonna go make an OT III
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
jam is just too meta for you, IANF
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 15, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
we'll need one for LSB All Night
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I enjoy polls when they have contempt for me and my participation
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 15, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder what the increase in daily comments has been around here since LSJ invented the OT threads.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
Adam is rolling in the dough Scrooge McDuck style.
Wonder if he sent LSJ a few bucks for the idea?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
lawyer from The Simpsons had him sign something
stating he did not save The Itchy & Scratchy Show invent the OT threads
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
You guys ever get tonsil stones? Those things are nasty.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
no
just key stones
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
what is this?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
good lord no ... they're deposits of something, but what?
also: per your rec, Austin Public Library has served up SWELL: A NOVEL, waiting for me to pick it up
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
It's fucking bizarre
But I loved it.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
actually, i think i do
every once in a while, maybe once every 6 weeks or 2 months, i will end up spitting something out that looks like the pictures on wiki and it smells horrible. yea, i know. twss.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It's the worst smell.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
yeah
it’s pretty bad
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I think so.
I don’t know how to get them out, but occasionally I’ll get something that I think is one of those in my mouth. So gross.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
this might end up as the most twss subthread of all time
I don’t know how to get them out, but occasionally I’ll get something that I think is one of those in my mouth. So gross.
i will end up spitting something out that looks like the pictures on wiki and it smells horrible
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I would add it to my sig
but aqua would get pissed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I heard we're getting a brief respite from his TYRANNY
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Also add the swordfighting comments...
I mean this in a non-euphemistic way:
I got to sword fight with the (former) Vice Wing Commander’s sabre last weekend.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/15/2800922/ot-iii
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/15/2800922/ot-iii
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/15/2800922/ot-iii
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:13 PM CST reply actions
we've got plenty on *this* thread to keep discussing, so ...
… I encourage further commenting here, even after you open the newer one
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
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