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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:05 PM CST
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Urine drug screen
When an employer requests a drug test from an employee, or a physician requests a drug test from a patient, the employee or patient is typically instructed to go to a collection site or their home. The patient or employee’s urine is collected at a remote location in a specially designed secure cup, sealed with tamper-resistant tape, and sent via express delivery service to a testing laboratory to be screened for drugs (typically SAMHSA 5 panel). The first step at the testing site is to split the urine into two aliquots. One aliquot is first screened for drugs using an analyzer that performs immunoassay as the initial screen. If the urine screen is positive then another aliquot of the sample is used to confirm the findings by gas chromatography – mass spectrometry (GC-MS) methodology. If requested by the physician or employer, certain drugs are screened for individually; these are generally drugs part of a chemical class that are, for one of many reasons, considered more abuse-prone or of concern. For instance, this is, due to their wide recreational use[citation needed] (much more than similar drugs), done to oxycodone and diamorphine, both sedative analgesics. If such a test is not requested specifically, the more general test (in the preceding case, the test for opiates) will detect the drugs, but the employer or patient will not have the benefit of the identity of the drug.
Employment-related test results are relayed to an MRO (Medical Review Office) where a medical physician reviews the results. If the result of the screen is negative, the MRO informs the employer that the employee has no detectable drug in the urine. However, if the test result of the immunoassay and GC-MS are non-negative and show a concentration level of parent drug or metabolite above the established limit, the MRO contacts the employee to determine if there is any legitimate reason – such as a medical treatment or prescription. If the test results are for other reasons, the testing laboratory will instead contact the physician who ordered the test.[citation needed]
On-site instant drug testing is becoming more widely used in those jurisdictions allowing it[citation needed] (such as some states of the USA) as a more cost-efficient method of effectively detecting drug abuse amongst employees, as well as in rehabilitation programs to monitor patient progress.[citation needed] These instant tests can be used for both urine and saliva testing. Although the accuracy of such tests varies with the manufacturer, some kits boast extremely high rates of accuracy, correlating closely with laboratory test results.[citation needed]
[edit] Hair testing
Main article: Hair analysis
Hair analysis to detect drugs of abuse have been used by UK and Canadian courts,[citation needed] and hair testing for alcohol markers is now recognised in both the UK and US judicial systems. There are guidelines for hair testing that have been published by the Society of Hair Testing that specify the markers to be tested for and the cutoff concentrations that need to be tested. There are only a few UKAS ISO17025 accredited laboratories in the UK including Tricho Tech based in Cardiff and Alpha Biolaboratories based in Warrington, UK. Drugs of abuse that can be detected include Cannabis, Cocaine, Amphetamines and drugs new to the UK such as Mephedrone.
The hair follicle test is growing in popularity because it is less invasive than a urine screen, it is harder to falsify or tamper with the specimen, and the detection window is extended to roughly three months. Hair for testing can be collected from anywhere on the body, so the test can be utilized even when someone is bald or shaves their head. Because body hair grows at a different rate than head hair, some people[who?] have made the correlation that drug use can be detected in body hair for up to 12 months.
[edit] Alcohol
In contrast to other drugs consumed, alcohol is not deposited directly in the hair. For this reason the investigation procedure looks for direct products of ethanol metabolism. The main part of alcohol is oxidized in the human body. This means it is released as water and carbon dioxide. One part of the alcohol reacts with fatty acids to produce esters. The sum of the concentrations of four of these fatty acid ethyl esters (FAEEs: ethyl myristate, ethyl palmitate, ethyl oleate and ethyl stearate) are used as indicators of the alcohol consumption. The amounts found in hair are measured in nanograms (one nanogram equals only one billionth of a gram), however with the benefit of modern technology, it is possible to detect such small amounts. In the detection of ethyl glucuronide, or EtG, testing can detect amounts in picograms (one picogram equals 0.001 nanograms).
However there is one major difference between most drugs and alcohol metabolites in the way in which they enter into the hair: on the one hand like other drugs FAEEs enter into the hair via the keratinocytes, the cells responsible for hair growth. These cells form the hair in the root and then grow through the skin surface taking any substances with them. On the other hand the sebaceous glands produce FAEEs in the scalp and these migrate together with the sebum along the hair shaft (Auwärter et al., 2001, Pragst et al., 2004). So these glands lubricate not only the part of the hair that is just growing at 0.3 mm per day on the skin surface, but also the more mature hair growth, providing it with a protective layer of fat.
FAEEs (nanogram = one billionth of a gram) appear in hair in almost one order of magnitude lower than (the relevant order of magnitude of) EtG (picogram = one trillionth of a gram). It has been technically possible to measure FAEEs since 1993, and the first study reporting the detection of EtG in hair was done by Sachs in 1993.[10]
In practice, most hair which is sent for analysis has been cosmetically treated in some way (bleached, permed etc.). It has been proven that FAEEs are (surprisingly) not significantly affected by such treatments (Hartwig et al., 2003a). FAEE concentrations in hair from other body sites can be interpreted in a similar fashion as scalp hair (Hartwig et al., 2003b).
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hey
Manchester Orchestra. Thoughts?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
ok
i agree. my fake secret girlfriend at the movie theater told me to listen to them, but I was very bored by it.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
the hair test are foolproof apparently....
i had one for my pre-screen at my previous employer…
and this was for like a10 dollar an hour bitch work job in college
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
it's been a while
but I don’t remember getting a piss test when I got hired here. I ‘m sure it was part of the physical and maybe it was part of all the suppressed memories after my prostate test, but I definitely know they didn’t take hair.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
they straight shaved my arm
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
just come in with a ziploc bag packed to the brim with pubes next time
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
hairtests
very expensive.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 7:29 AM CST up reply actions
succulent chest beefers, you guys
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I thought that story fell a bit flat (rimshot)
Was hoping for more details about his V-Day exploits.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
hes been losing it lately...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
i was looking forward to more about the visit with Head Honcho
i think the divorce will be a great storyline over taime
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
the everyone feeling sorry for him because hes a pathetic loser and he thinks
its about his divorce is a funny story line
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
that's the underlying hilarity
just a fucking loser dude who is so much of a fucking loser that he has no clue he’s a fucking loser. the only way for his twitter to end is in suicide
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Or, he'll end up going to jail for one of his hijinks.
He’s committed so many crimes, you guys.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
The meeting with the divorce lawyer was the funniest he's been in a while.
It cracked me up that he had his headphones on the whole time.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
not over yet
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
you better not be retweeting that shit
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i only retweet weird creepy diaper pics now
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I have noticed
I am gonna get Adam to punch you in the dick at the tg for that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you have to come to the TG
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
gonna be at a wedding
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what
is this i don’t even…
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I am in it
I have to
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
officiating?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I wish
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think it would be awesome
I would marry errybody
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
DUDES MARRYING ROTISSIERE CHICKENS
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I would do it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You would marry SSF
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
dumb c-word
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
but she was hot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Did we ever have pics?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
her profile pic
if that was her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oh..now I see...
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
he is a gentleman
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Get the venue changed to Lot B.
It will be awesome. They can have tablitas at the reception. IANF will officiate.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
they don't really like baseball
like bob
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't really care for baseball
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I know....
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is Lot B where the tailgate will be for game 2?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I thought so. I haven't checked the TG post lately.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
ill officiate.. it will be glorious
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
what are you putting in between chicken bits? onion?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
doo doo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
poo poo
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 15, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
Been sick this week with a mild cold...
…but going to the Mavs game tonight. Going to attempt a beer.
You sure it's not your lymphoma acting up again?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
Or leukemia.
All I am sure of is that it’s not hyperthyroidism or AIDS. Apparently I can’t blame my super fast metabolism and difficulty in packing on pounds on my thyroid.
heh, and speaking of hypochondriacs ...
did Benji’s “arm numbness / potential E.R. visit” scenario end with him dying from a heart attack … or just shifting OT thread attention to himself, with unconscionable “I may DYING here people!” HEL-LOO!!! drama?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
HEY, BUDDY!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
ANSWER MY MUSIC QUESTION
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
heard this... FP favorite basketball player
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
son of a fuckin bitch
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
Was that made with Microsoft Paint?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
i dont know.. just snagged it off photobucket
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
I gave a talk to a class at SMU Law today...the professor was excited about Linsanity.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
Are you a law professor now?
Kick out that old old fucker that teaches family law. That fucking guy gave me a C+ in his class, then when I asked to see the exam for justification (I knew the shit), he blew me off seriously about 10 times in a row then “lost” my exam. Fuck him.
did he intentionally run over your glasses, too?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
it took your dignity too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
they took
your FREEDOM
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
If I see him, I'll take him down a peg.
I’ll yell “This is for FP! That little sick boy you gave a C+ to! Eat shit and die!!!”
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently Blake Sanity is now a thing
According to ESPN.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Future hall of famer
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Charlieeeee!!!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
i want to know why you'd have the other picture saved
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i copied the wrong html code next to it on photobucket
/hopeloblawbelievesthestory
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
*checks off box on sheet on his clipboard while muttering "Uh HUH. Figures."
/Officer Bob IANF Monitoring
"2-15-2012, 1723hrs...IANF posts odd picture on LSB
follow up on this. also, make sandwich and eat on toilet."
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
he really does
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
no i do not
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I refuse to believe you lied to me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i put a sandwich on the counter of the bathroom while i pooped 10 feet away
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
wow, that meme sure had legs
and if I had anything to do with it, I’m happy
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
what I want to know is
where did you come from that the sandwich couldn’t stay?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
kitchen
on the way into the office where i could LSB and i stopped on the way to doo doo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i drink beer in the shower
and on the comode sometimes while getting ready to go out
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
I once maybe got stoned (allegedly) and took a shower with all the lights off except a strobe light.
It was fucking weird.
I have done that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Disgusting
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
Piss test with a dude standing a few feet away.
I aimed to make it as awkward as possible.
BUT WELFARE RECIPIENTS CAN SMOKE CRACK AND GET PAID, WTF? MAYBE I WANT TO SMOKE SOME CRACK TOO.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 5:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yeah those were uncomfortable with the big ass mirrors
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Then it got weirder when you finished, turned to full Monty the guy with pants still down and you said (with a cad-like grin)...
…“Well…? I’ve shown you mine. It’s only fair….”
he wasn't impressed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
kind of like when i got my prostate checked for the physical
and he said “look ma, no hands” and I said I would straight up kill the shit out of him.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Just using your rectal muscles!
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 5:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
After I was done, I turned and handed him a pair knee pads.
Actually, I did ask him for a shake, to which he told me he would rip it clean off.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 5:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I've got shy bladder.
When the guy’s standing there, I just tell him “I’m not going to be able to. So it’s going to be a while.” Eventually everything works out, but, talk about awkward.
Earlier. . .
Me: “. . . Featuring the voice of Academy Award winner Morgan Freeman.”
Guest: “Oh god, not HIM again!”
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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 5:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
AQUA: I AM TAKING A WEEK OFF. IN RESPONSE TO YOUR QUERY,
I MOCK AND DISPARAGE YOU.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Needs a little less Morgan Freeman
And a little more James Earl Jones
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 5:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Aqua
Never seen Treasure Planet.
Most Feature Animations I’ve seen from between Lion King and Bolt range from meh to terribad, though.
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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 5:26 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I AM TAKING A WEEK OFF. IN RESPONSE TO YOUR QUERY, I MOCK AND DISPARAGE YOU.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
You need to calm down.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
FUCK MY HEAD HURTS
DM ‘Log;clear;out;clear;’;
options formdlim=‘-’ pageno=min nodate;
title ‘Time Series Analysis’;
Proc IMPORT OUT=Work.InventoryData
Datafile= “p:\datafile\dsci5340\InventoryDataExample.xls”
DBMS=Excel2000 Replace;
Range=‘Sheet1$’;
GetNames=Yes;
Run;
proc print data=InventoryData;
title ‘data=InventoryData’;
run;
Data InventoryData_MovingAverage;
Set InventoryData;
Array InventoryLag {12} InvLag0-InvLag11;
InventoryLag{1} = Inventory;
do i = 2 to 12;
Inventorylag{i} = Lag(InventoryLag{i-1});
end;
MovingAverage = 0;
do i = 1 to 12;
MovingAverage = MovingAverage + Inventorylag{i};
end;
MovingAverage = MovingAverage/12;
CenteredMV =(MovingAverage + Lag(MovingAverage))/2;
Drop i;
proc print data = InventoryData_MovingAverage;
title ‘data=InventoryData_MovingAverage’;
run;
Data InventoryData_MovingAverage;
Set InventoryData_MovingAverage;
Keep CenteredMV;
if N <=6 then delete;
Data InventoryData_SeasonalIndex;
Set InventoryData_MovingAverage; Set InventoryData;
If CenteredMV = “.” then SeasonalIndexInitial = 0;
Else SeasonalIndexInitial = Inventory/CenteredMV;
proc print data = InventoryData_SeasonalIndex;
title “data = InventoryData_SeasonalIndex”;
run;
Data InventoryData_SeasonalIndex;
Set InventoryData_SeasonalIndex end=myEOF;
Array SeasonalIndex {12} SeasIndex1 – SeasIndex12;
Retain SeasIndex1-SeasIndex12 0;
Time = N;
Do i = 1 to 12;
if Mod(time, 12) = i then SeasonalIndex{i} = SeasonalIndex {i} + SeasonalIndexInitial;
end;
If Mod(Time, 12 )= 0 then SeasonalIndex12 = SeasonalIndex12 + SeasonalIndexInitial;
If myEOF then do;
sum_of_indicies = 0;
Do i = 1 to 12;
SeasonalIndex{i} = SeasonalIndex{i}/3;
sum_of_indicies = sum_of_indicies + SeasonalIndex{i};
End;
End;
If ~myEOF then delete;
Keep sum_of_indicies SeasIndex1-SeasIndex12;
run;
proc print data = InventoryData_SeasonalIndex;
var sum_of_indicies SeasIndex1-SeasIndex12;
title ‘Seasonal Indexes’;
run;
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
what the fuck?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
Heh, Arsenal...
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
IANF: This monkey has the REDdest butt I've *ever seen* !!!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
Dudes, I'm gonna be sad as fuck if I can't finance the flight out for the tailgate
My ticket’s up for grabs if that happens to be the case.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 5:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What's the fare?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 15, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Most flights out are in the $360
Unless I shuttled to Atlanta instead of a connecting flight.
Standby is an option too, but with the unpaid time off and the court date the week before, it just convolutes the shit out of what was an easy decision two weeks ago.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 5:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You should be able to do BNA-LUV for under $300
Aren’t you in Chattavegas?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
But it would probably be easier to fly out of Hartsfield.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 6:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes, but that place is a nightmare.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
In any event, good luck. Chattavegas to Dallas on I-20 ain't a bad drive, if you're up for it.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Gracias. I'll be minus a license by then though , thanks to my indiscretion.
Gonna do whatever I can to make it happen.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 7:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh, right. I'm an idiot.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
No way. Idiots drink and drive.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 8:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Have you asked Benji yet?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
If he'd be willing to pay for your flight.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
He'd probably want anal.
Don’t do it, DP. Save your balloon knot.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
benji isnt going to pay for anyones flight...
he would probably help them find a cheap filght though
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
My sister's got Delta standby passes so I could try that route
I wouldn’t want to put benji out like that.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 8:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So my friend who works at Magic Time Machine just posted a picture. . .
. . . That would probably send vast segments there every night.
Moral conundrum.
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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 6:04 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
boobs?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
must be.
or inexplicable raptor schlong.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 6:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
had a fee urine tests ehen I was in the AF
always around 7:30am. Of course I was never able to go on command
by RangerMad on Feb 15, 2012 6:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Presidents
1. What president were you born under?
2. What was the first president you were aware of?
3. What was the first election you were aware of?
4. What was the first election you followed closely?
5. What was the first election you voted in?
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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 6:33 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
1. Reagan
2. Bush 1
3. 92
4. 2000
5. 2004
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by philkid3 on Feb 15, 2012 6:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Reagan
first bush
Clinton
bush versus gore
bush versus Kerry
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 6:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
bush 1
bush 2
bush2 v gore
bush 2 v gore
haven’t voted
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
x
1) Carter
2) Reagan
3) Bush vs Dukakis
4) Bush vs Clinton
5) Obama vs Cain
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
McCain
not Cain. Cain is too busy squeezin tittaes at randomoid pizza parlors
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
1. Carter
2. Reagan
3. ’88
4. ’92
5. ’96
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
1. Reagan
2. JFK
3. 1996
4. 2004
5. 2004
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I barely made the cutoff date to vote in the 2004 election.
Election day was November 6 and your registration had to be postmarked by October 3. My 18th birthday October 6, 2004.
Found out that you only have to be at least 17 years and 11 months old by the registration deadline so I was barely able to do so.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
1. Reagan
2. Bush Uno
3. Clinton/Dole
4. Clinton/Dole
5. Bush/Kerry VOTED BADNARIK
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 6:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heh. Me too on Bednarik
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
He fielded questions from the audience at my school for about 2 hours like a pro
I was sold
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 15, 2012 7:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I threw my vote away last time, so I feel y'all.
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Presidents
1. Nixon
2. Ford
3. 1976, Ford vs. Carter
4. 1984, Reagan vs. Mondale
5. 1992, Bush vs. Clinton
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
well
1 – Reagan
2 – Reagan
3 – 1988
4 – 2004
5 – 2004
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
you are old
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 7:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i know
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
1. Bush Sr
2. Clinton
3. Bush v Gore
4. Obama v McCain
5. Haven’t yet
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Ho-lee shit.
Born when Bush was president.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
1-20-1991
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
jerk
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
i drank a lot
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Bush but Clinton was elected three months later
Clinton
Bush-Gore
Bush-Gore
Haven’t voted yet
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
James Mason
1. Bush 1
2. LBJ
3. 2000
4. 2008
5. 2012 (!)
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
x
1. What president were you born under?
Nixon
2. What was the first president you were aware of?
Carter – My mom and dad took me to the Tarrant Co Conv Center to see him at a rally in 1976.
3. What was the first election you were aware of?
I knew about Carter/Ford but I really liked the Reagan/Carter election
4. What was the first election you followed closely?
Reagan/Mondale
5. What was the first election you voted in?
Bush/Dukakis
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 15, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Damn GoSF
I’m know we’re close in age. I think I was eligible in ‘88, but I just
enrolled in college and realized that I didn’t have an fricken clue about
politics. I waited until ’92 only to give Perot my vote. I guess that
explains my “cluelessness”.
I have loved politics since I was a little kid....
I’m not sure why but it has always interested me…my wife hates it so she has to brace for every presidential election.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions
I'll respond to a dead thread
but unfortunately my wife’s turned into the politico. It hurts that we don’t necessarily agree on said politics. I pretty much hate it now as well, so maybe “wife swap”, the LSB edition.
1. Bush 1
2. Clinton
3. Clinton/Dole
4. Bush/Gore
5. Obama/McCain
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
1. Reagan
2. H. W.
3. 92
4. 96
5. Never Voted
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
1. Carter
2. Ronnie
3. Ronnie v Mondale
4. Bush 41 v Perot v Clinton
5. 96
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Feb 15, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
An hour and 40 minutes from the Modern Art Museum of Ft Worth to my house in Plano.
Not bad, considering.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
HUSH YOU.
It’s my favorite art museum in these parts.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
x
The Museum is free on the first Sunday of every month and half price every Wednesday.
And I still use my student ID so it’s like a buck or two for me to go on Wednesdays.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I had to visit it last semester for an Art class.
The building is neat, most of the artwork didn’t interest me.
Heh
I was going to post a pic of something absurd from the Saatchi Collection but the website won’t let me copy URL. Damn you, Saatchi!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
was a groomsmen in a wedding where the rented out the modern in FW...
its a cool place
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
MASS EFFECT 3
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
The demo officially pissed me off
Too damn short.
I didn’t care for the Multiplayer though.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
MULTIPLAYER IS GREAT
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
I don't like hoard style shooters
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
They're shitty.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Star Wars is stupid
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 15, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions
Oh hey bigti..
Wait a second, you aren’t bigtill
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Feb 15, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
BOOM THERE'S MORE OF US THAN YOU THOUGHT SCHULTZY
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 8:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
FIFY
Star Wars in 3D is stupid
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
(save some of the rad video games coming from it) he had it right to begin with.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I am kind of indifferent
I don’t hate them but I don’t think they are anything special
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 15, 2012 8:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Making apple dumplings...
Weirdly, the recipe uses Mountain Dew. Should be good.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Yes, they are delicious.
They taste like butter and apple.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I cant listen to these podcasts with Evan Grant
just cant do it
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 15, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions
eg;dl
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 7:33 AM CST up reply actions
Not a foul
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
OSU-Mizzou
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this comment
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 15, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
still would
Don’t even care
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 8:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm resigned to it not happening
I expect to see very good lines every now and then though.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Well I guess there's only one thing to do: win the whole fucking thing!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
That's what I tell myself every morning when I wake up
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Finally made a shot
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Jurick, you worthless POS
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I fucking love Brandan Wright
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 15, 2012 8:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions
He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
My god
I’m turning the game off
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
We should've gotten the live chicken.
I go to you. I stick up for you. If you no help now…I say, “Fuck you, Jobu! I do it myself.”
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Oh the humanity
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 15, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions
is this a man?
i see no tits nor proof that there is no penis
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
HOW DARE YOU INSULT ALEX MORGAN
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Ok... theres no penis
sex change
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
you seem disappointed in the lack of penis
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 15, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
is it supposed to be a painting? or is it just bad photshopping and air brushing?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Body paint
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You can watch it get painted on here:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/video/alex-morgan.html
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
you are not a smart person
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 15, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
thats so fucking photoshopped its not funny
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
*airbrushed
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 15, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
You know, people always complain about how girls are airbrushed and stuff
And I get it that it sends a bad message and all that. But…if I’m supposed to just be looking at a picture of a hot girl, why would I want her imperfections to be there?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
In the actual issue, the nipples are pretty visible.
Not that I’d know or anything.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
his nipples are visible?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Quit settling for outside jump shots
Take it inside
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
TWSS
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 15, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
TWSS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
New TCU mascot?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
WTF
Paul looks like he gained 30 pounds from last episode.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
This episode is retarded.
Just let them fucking cook you shitbag producers. I don’t see why it can’t be like Top Chef Masters, where you know it’s going to be “Tell the story of your life as a chef in [x] courses,” but it’s still awesome anyway.
Fucking turning this into Top Chef Amazing Race or some shit.
Hmm, apparently Key and Peele was originally supposed to be Key, Peele, and Kroll.
That would have been rad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
would have kind thrown a wrench into their whole thing of being half white/half black comedians.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I've only had to take three drug tests. Passed all of them.
One in high school for a physical, twice for the state after I got arrested for the dope. No special secret, just kept clean for the test.
I dislike the tricking up of things.
It should be about cooking.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Locked in the zef zone tonight
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 15, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions
Die Antwoord is the shit
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Feb 15, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Aw fuck did Eastbound and Down start tonight?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 9:50 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
19th
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 15, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
thank you
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 9:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Its a Sunday night show anyways
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Everyone wants Desmond Jennings.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What did you offer vfn for 52?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
My original was Weaver + 11 I think.
Maybe 10. I was offering Weaver + 9 when I got the message the pick was in a pending transaction.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I already have a deal in place with Aqua for it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Nope.
Had to wait for his vfn deal to go through.
But he’s made an explicit agreement to terms via email. That’s not official by any means, but I would be very surprised if Aqua went back on an clear agreement like that.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Nope.
If Aqua wants to renege he would be able to certainly. But I don’t think his character would do so. I’d be disappointed if he did.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
AIN'T NO GUARANTEE UNTIL THE TRADE IS A TRADE
BITCH I COULD COME IN AND OFFER HOSMER AND LONGORIA AND BLOW YOUR ASS OUT OF THE WATER
I thought it was pretty fair, didn't really need Trumbo in it.
But I want to see if I can work something with LP.
Liam wants Moore.
I can’t imagine he would really trade for Jennings. There’s always so many outfielders.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I don't want Moore or Jennings.
Trade with jon already. I’m not any business with Tyler for the time being.
Also, I'd be targeting Moore
Not particularly interested in Jennings
by LiamP on Feb 16, 2012 1:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Xactly.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
killing in fantasy ball this week.
perfect 10
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions
Brett sent me a trade that I kinda want to accept because it gets me more picks.
But I think it’s fairly lopsided for him.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
sounds like his problem
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
No.
9+12+Kemba+James Johnson
13+15+Zebo+Maggette
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Don't trade him with him
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
For the record I'll be maintaining a proper lineup throughout.
I may be doing tradings, but I’ll still start the right people.
COUGHRONDOONTHEBENCHCOUGH
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I had lineups set.
Piece of shit Jefferson trade fucked them up randomly.
Woo Purdue beat Illinois
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
bruce weber is an old childhood friend of my dads.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
I do not like him very much.
He did used to be a Purdue assistant though so I’ll probably root for him once he leaves stupid Illinois (probably this year)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
So I'm sure this has been tackled but is it crazy to think I could ditch cable?
Ive been watching all sorts of Netflix on the Xbox. A Hulu subscription for network shows and a way to catch the rangers games (blackout work around) and I’d be set.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 15, 2012 10:20 PM CST reply actions
i would have ditched cable if it wasnt for blackout rules+ how cheap it is tacked on to internet
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Good point on the cheapness when bundled. I wonder how far down in cable package I have to go with Uverse to get FSSW.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 15, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
the lowest im fairly certain
i got the second up one to get cartoon network for adult swim…
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
That's still gotta be cheap. I need to reevaluate. I love Shameless on Showtime by not if it costs me $40 a month.
I like how you upgraded for Adult Swim btw.
by elchicodelgado on Feb 15, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Blackout thing is the tough part.
Sports streaming sites are basically worthless unless it’s the playoffs or we’re on ESPN, and MLB has always been fascists about smacking down anyone trying to stream their stuff. And I imagine it’ll be even worse than ever this season now that the entertainment industry has puppeteered the government into getting more involved in trying to police the internet.
You can supposedly get around it with proxies, but from what I know most proxy services (that are worth a shit, anyway) cost money and I don’t really know how reliable that entire approach is.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
This is the beauty for MLB.tv
for me anyways. I don’t have to worry about blackouts unless they’re playing the O’s.
Oh, I thought you could get proxies for free. I guess I won't ditch cable.
Thankfully I don’t live near the O’s so it will be a worry…
by elchicodelgado on Feb 15, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
There's an opensource one called TOR
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well I don't have to use the proxy route
I suppose that those may work if you’re in the DFW metroplex, but I won’t be able to get confirmation of that.
There are free ones out there
I just don’t know if any of them are actually worth using, at least for streaming purposes. The couple times I’ve tried messing with them they haven’t worked, but that was awhile ago and an extremely SSS.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
So cray
Jeremy Lundblad
Jeremy Lin needs just 55 points to become Harvard’s all-time leading scorer in the NBA. Watch out Saul Mariaschin!
Wait. Poppins kept making a big deal about the waiver thing and then picked up Rubby De La Rosa?
Alright then.
Meh, four DL spots.
I actually think that’s one too many, so may as well stash.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
When they're hurt
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
out 4-6 months with a case of death
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'm a fast healer
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
23 year old who throws high 90's with big armside run.
I can stash him on the DL for the year. It’s a no-risk proposition and I made inquiries as soon as someone asked KLaw in a chat recently about him, since I figured that might clue one of y’all in.
No risk, for sure. And it's a nice pickup
but you were talking game like the second coming was on the wire.
This thread is way deader than the one last night.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's in The Room's category, though.
So bad it’s hilarious and I will watch it over and over.
People say that about movies all the time, but it’s very, very rarely true. It’s true with Wicker Man.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It has Nic Cage so it is most likely terrible.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
No, but man, you don't get it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I actually love Nick Cage, though.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
This applies to about 1/4th or so of my job:
by Closure GT on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Your Mom thinks you just smile a lot?
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
What's all this please
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Wellllllll
Chive.com then. Hot girls and funny random stuff. They had a post with pictures similar to yours recently
by elchicodelgado on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
It certainly is but that site is worth checking out.
Also, I wouldn’t have to do so many correcting posts if not for a bad day and Jameson. Damn you Irish whiskey!
by elchicodelgado on Feb 15, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
This made me laugh
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
Damn
must be an IE then
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I do enjoy this.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
The "What my friends think I do"
Is exceptionally accurate.
“You work on computers, right? Why doesn’t my printer work?”
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Should be a picture of someone's significant other
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
lol
“Hey, I’m making this website, you think you can tell me real quick why none of it works?”
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I remember in college I had a lot of friends who were hxc computer geeks, most of whom worked on the IT squad.
They would refuse, absolutely fucking refuse, to deal with printers. I couldn’t gauge how much was a meme amongst themselves and how much was for real.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
lol
So perfect
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I wish you could just tell people tough shit if they aren't using Firefox
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Disney's Cast Member portal (this extends to ESPN as well, if you're curious) only works on IE.
I haz a sad.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
what's wrong with IE
gettin my IE on right now
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I wondered that, too, until I started fooling around with other browsers.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
all i do is LSB
and mod on the police website…and look at photographs &/or movies of vaginas and whatnot.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
That's quite the variety.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
pretty much 3 things
oh..also I check CNN. 4 things. LSB, masturbate, half-ass mod a cop site and look at current events.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Maybe you should get the rest of them cut
wocka wocka
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
I do a 2 guard on the sides and back
And ideally have my hair about an inch to an inch and a half on top blended in. I wish there was a way to magically keep my hair that exact length all the time.
I hate having long hair, but I’m also lazy and hate going to get my hair cut.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I love getting my hair cut
I used to start falling asleep in the chair while they were cutting it. So relaxing.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Hey
can someone post the Young crotch-grabbing AMERICA pic that match used to have as his avatar, please? Thanks.
Got my scoop-found dance shoes in the mail today.
Gonna be pimpin’ once I finish the lessons over the next couple months.
x
According to Jeff Passan of Yahoo! Sports, the Yankees and Phillies have been “hardest on” Jorge Soler.
Well, we know Closure's real identity now
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
You kept up with his twitter since?
RT @MettaWorldPeace: As Jeremy lin’s manager , I think he should buy a sailboat. Everyday I will tweet advice to my client Jeremy Lin
I am awake
trying to motivate myself to do my homework.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
Did you watch Dressed to Kill?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
nice
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions
I want to see a Civil War reenactment soundtracked to "Fishing in the Dark"
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
we've got some water breakage, people
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
uh oh
sounds gross
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
we're just sitting here while she talks to the doctor
No major contractions yet
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 15, 2012 11:37 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Don't go in there to the room.. Stay outside
As soon as you go in, they enlist you for help. Somehow I ended up on the wrong end of things. Before you can blink they talk you into cutting the cord.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions
They had me helping with legs - seemed to happen with every birth (3)
I saw stuff no man should ever have to witness
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
At your own peril
For my second kiddo, the nurse got hit with some juice during the delivery. She kinda freaked out. Can’t blame her – she got splashed pretty good.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 15, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
Nurses be crazy
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
My curiousity is insatiable.
(At least to date. Obviously I haven’t had this experience yet.)
Internet tough guy time: when I got a liver biopsy without anesthesia (I had to drive) a couple years ago, the nurse was like “here, hold my hand in case you need to squeeze it during the biopsy cause of the pain.” Then the procedure started, and I watched with interest, and I didn’t end up squeezing her hand but felt her squeezing my hand because she thought it looked really painful. (It was quite painful, for the record.)
was she cute?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions
Pity
The girl I’m going out with Friday is a nursing student
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
(those two statements are mostly unrelated)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
Kinda.
But! I have learned that listening to nursing shop talk is simultaneously gross and interesting.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
bring up the subject of wiener holes
I bet it’s quite interesting
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Nurses are a hard breed to date, my friend.
You heard the warning here first.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
"your balls look weird..you should get those checked out, bro"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
How so?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
Well, there are a few reasons.
They gossip more than just about any sect of women I’ve ever come across.
They have large swings in their wants and feelings. You’ll be going along and she’s normal and everything is fine, then something crazy happens at work and BAM; she changes completely.
Just unpredictable, in my experience. But most of them were ER nurses, so that could change things.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Heh the gossip thing sounds pretty true
This girl doesn’t want to be an ER nurse, so maybe it’s different. We’ll see.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions
so yeah
gossip
They have large swings in their wants and feelings….she changes completely.
Just unpredictable
so women in general, then. gotcha.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
The Joy of Sect
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I really think you should get some sleep.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions
Look at me.
I’m dating a future doctor.
I’m not even gonna be the breadwinner.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Oooh don't call a nurse a future doctor
They can get mad at that
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions
In bed
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i'm 12 what's this
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know.
I’m super out of it right now.
I’m running on hardly any sleep and I’ working on a paper. I’m delirious.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
twss?
I hope not..
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
MAYBE IT IS
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Like she is going to have time to talk with food around
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
jaws of life
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
yarly
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
I think my brain is connected to the internet
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
wat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
I had a dream today
About a girl that could be quantified as a blonde, blue-eyed version of Victoria Justice.
I punch up my favorite celeb forum just now and I find this waiting for me:
I am 100% sure I did not have an inkling this picture existed before I went to bed today. 100%.
Either I’m still asleep and my brain is being probed, or that’s one weird-ass coincidence.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
LSJ controls reality with his dreams
We are all doomed
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
I'll let you know if I dream any lotto numbers
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Brilliant!
Doomed prediction rescinded.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 15, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
Schultzy mad.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That game sucked
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I was working.
But based on the final score, it seemed like a very amusing way to spend a couple of hours.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I only watched the first half
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh, you dick.
(saves for future re-use)
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I threw away my lunch
but I forgot that I had an uneaten granola bar in there.
But I threw it away in the entry hall trashcan. I can’t dig it out of a public garbage can I?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yes
absolutely
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It was smores flavored!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
then by all means
GET IT!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Gotta put pants on first...
Nope. It’s 12:30.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Writing a paper about a Korean student.
I’m obligated to say “Heart and Seoul” aren’t I?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
no
no you are not
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
where the hell is everyone tonight?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Scroll down past all you sigs. We're all down here commenting.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
gotcha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
do you really need 4 benji quotes in your sig
aren’t you pumping his tires a little too much by doing that
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 12:36 AM CST up reply actions
yes I do
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It got really quiet so I left
And then, comments!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
gonna disagree with you on that one
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
What, I'm sorry. What was that? I can't see your comment because my screen is full of sigs.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't even know what his comment says and I'm looking right at it!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I was saying that Craig Ferguson isn't funny
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
You truly have strange comedy opinions
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
i do not
I find funny people and funny things to be funny. I do not find things &/or people who are not funny to be funny.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Craig Ferguson is the funniest late night show host right now.
Letterman has so many inside jokes and etc that it’s boring. Leno is Leno. Conan just can’t grab me like he did when he was on NBC.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
If I had a late nihgt show, I would be the funniest.
You would be in hysterics.
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colonialbob
he doesn't even come close to comparing to Jon Stewart
not even remotely close.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Now this I will agree with
and I very much enjoy Craig Ferguson
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions
i think colbert is funnier than stewart
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions
Colbert is more of a bit than Stewart is
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions
the combo of the 2 is impossible to beat
Colbert is pretty damn funny, but since it’s a bit, it’s apples and oranges
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Gala or Fuji are better than Oranges.
But a really good orange is better than the other kids of apples.
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colonialbob
See, here we completely agree.
And other places, we do not.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions
I actually don't mean strange as in bad
Just… strange.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
Skinner is the funny one.
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colonialbob
In the B-Sharps
Skinner was referred to as the funny one.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you're always disappointing me, Seymour
what is it with you and disappointment?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Your own sig wasn't enough
you had to steal Maximilian’s as well?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions
I'm a vicious internet thief
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
A thief! A common thief!
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colonialbob
this delivery room is nice. hardwood floors, cable.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 16, 2012 12:53 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
mini bar?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
That wouldn't be very considerate of your kid to come out
in the middle of the night when you should be sleeping.
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colonialbob
Once you see the hospital bill,
you;ll wish she was in your bathtub.
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colonialbob
We already paid for it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 16, 2012 1:03 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Did you know kids who're born at night are more likely to become night owls?
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
POLL TIME
When was everybody posting born? I’m pretty sure I was a 1-2 am baby
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:56 AM CST up reply actions
no clue
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Chrom was probably born at 4:20
If 6:66 was a time, I know a few LSBers who were born then.
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colonialbob
4:02am
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
didja
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:58 AM CST up reply actions
shouldn't've
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Did you know kids who are born with a penis
are usually male?
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colonialbob
usually
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
hot nurse
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 16, 2012 1:04 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
there was a really hot one in there when my 2nd was born
and my wife was acting all super bitchy, so I daydreamed about just leaving the room and never coming back
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I would give you one million internets if you went over to lookout landing and posted just twice on there.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
what's the deal over there?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
They're inappropriate.
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colonialbob
are they pretty lame over there?
I would, but I’ve head AJM say that he doesn’t want us trolling other SBN sites
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I was joking. It's a nice place, but they do not take kindly to the kind of humor or content
that we bring to the table.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Why are you talking about orgasms?
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colonialbob
THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
what would you guys give me to go post a super offensive dinopenis pic?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
5 cm dilated
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 16, 2012 1:06 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
You're about to be a dad.
Starting to feel weird yet?
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colonialbob
Nah I'm cool
She’s calm as shit too
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 16, 2012 1:08 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
yeah
that’ll pass, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Alright, I'm out
Good luck, littletill
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
bye
don’t forget to ask about wienerhole stories
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
According to a friend on Facebook
TCU was only good at football because their players were using drugs.
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colonialbob
Well, the 1990's Dallas Cowboys would tend to agree...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
xanax makes you a SUPERHUMAN athlete
capable of super quick reaction times and the desire to compete at the sport’s highest level
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
how many do i need to take?
and where can i find john daniels
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 1:22 AM CST up reply actions
1000
he’ll find you
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
after my experience with it at the MRI
I can totally see why people take taht shit. Lortabs and oxycodones never did anything for me at all except give me horrible bad dreams and make me snap up every 2 hours.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
heh
Santorum is totally fucking nuts
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
America is so lucky to have him.
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colonialbob
did you watch?
it’s a funny video, college boy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
At first i was angry because youtube had an ad
and then it was a totally badass kingdom of amalur ad and i was happy
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 1:35 AM CST up reply actions
I'm picky about what mainstream memes I actually enjoy these days, but this "what I really do" one has legs.
At least when well done.
LIKE THIS!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
i was just about to comment on this on FB
this was pretty funny
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I still got more likes and shares than that picture, though, sir.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Starting to get tired of this meme.
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colonialbob
I won't be tired of it until the clever is gone.
I didn’t realize it already had a subthread up there.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I've seen approximately 3092834 of them in the last 3 or so days.
Starting to wear thin.
It was pretty funny to start though.
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colonialbob
Why?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Because I was having a hard time the other night and he said this:
heh, and speaking of hypochondriacs …
did Benji’s "arm numbness / potential E.R. visit" scenario end with him dying from a heart attack … or just shifting OT thread attention to himself, with unconscionable "I may DYING here people!" HEL-LOO!!! drama?
“Honor your Scholly” — Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 15, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
Dude can go lick my fucking taint.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wow.
I didn’t see that.
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colonialbob
He fucking creepy stalks people and takes pictures of them
then makes shitty ass Schoolly jokes that aren’t even funny. Dadboner is funnier than he is.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
DADBONER IS FUNNY
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
You are him, aren't you?
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colonialbob
doo doo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
So sensitive.
I agree Schoolly’s a creepy fucker, though.
It’s like an Asian version of Rodney.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Just tired of his shit.
Dude travels as much as I do, never seems to work, and randomly appears at shit and never gets called out for it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Fuck off Aussie.
You were a dick to my twin. You’re dead to me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm thinking someone needs a Micah break.
Come back around opening day. Maybe you’ll get this shitty mood out of the way and can be a little more tolerable.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You know having "look at me I'm a douchebag" as your shtick
impresses nobody, right?
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Clearly you do give a fuck
because you whinge and whine and act out whenever someone acts against your shenanigans.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I went to the ER that night
Pretty expensive fucking visit as an “attention” grabber
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I wasn't talking about that incident.
But you still find moments to take potshots at BBIMBF, you had your spiel against LSJ even though he is who he is, and of course there was that drama with match which really rose out of nothing in particular.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
try to not make loblaws sig longer
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions
"I have a super bent wiener" - benji
OHMYGOD I HAV E TO ADD THAT, BROS
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Whenver I say that, I usually get slapped.
Not sigged.
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colonialbob
haha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
my miserable, assfuck, shitface of a boss retired today
another boss texted me and asked if i was going to come to the retirement luncheon. i textex him a picture of my middle finger. A NEW BEGINNING! If I end up having to stay here, I don’t think it will be as horrible as I thought
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Just making sure:
You’ve all seen The Room, right? Or at least the good parts?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
synopsis [lease
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
please
drunk i am.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i might have already
need a suynopsis
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
that doesn't appear to be familiar
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
No, that's not gonna cut it, Bob Loblaw.
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i think i might've seen it
is it the one where they watch the video tape with the thing on it and the phone rings and they die?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
How have I never heard of this cinematic masterpiece?
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Just the few views I've seen were just down right terrible.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Is this dubbed?
This is dubbed, and it’s awesome.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Lots of over-dubbing in post production because Tomm Wiseau mumbled on set.
And then the dubbing doesn’t match.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Denny is easily the creepiest movie character ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MyiWsn5KcA&feature=related
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Did you notice at the 6:05 mark, Denny calls Johnny by "Tommy"
Christ Almighty this is a terrible, terrible film.
Why is Denny and Lisa just sitting on the floor talking. Lisa opens the door and lets Denny in, then they just sit down on the floor right in front of the door…AND THERE’S A CHAIR IN THE SHOT.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I feel more awkward and stupid than I did 20 minutes ago just having watched some of those clips.
If there was ever an unexaggerated candidate for worst movie ever, this looks like it.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I feel like this is beyond a foreign person attempting to make an American movie
this is like a legit alien trying to create a film. There isn’t a word that means 10000x awkward that I would want to use for this movie.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
The amount of close-quarters ball-tossing alone makes this seem highly plausible.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Oh man, it's more pervasive than even those clips make it seem.
They’re throwing the ball around the whole damn movie.
When people go to showings of it, they bring footballs and toss them back and forth at close range with their friends.
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the whole fucking thing
multiple times
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions
I got the results of the test back.
I definitely have breast cancer.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
sorry, brah
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
You are tearing me apart, lisa!
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 1:54 AM CST up reply actions
It's not true, I did not do it. She's lying, this is bullshit, I did not hit her!
I did nooooooot.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Now I'm sorry I went to bed early.
I love that movie.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
ii gotta hit the rack. see you sons a bitches tomorrow night
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
OH SHIT
Mega fucking hot nurse
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 16, 2012 2:56 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
and she's our nurse until 7am
HAWT. But I guess I have to wait till the am thread to tell you about it
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 16, 2012 3:12 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
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