2/16/12 Morning OT
by Pith on Feb 16, 2012 3:04 AM CST
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| 1924 | Boston Braves' third baseman Tony Boeckel becomes the first major leaguer to be killed in an automobile accident when he dies from injuries received as an passenger yesterday in San Diego. Yankee outfielder Bob Meusel, also a passenger of the car driven by L.A. theater man Bob Albright, escapes without any serious injuries. |
| 1950 | Former Giants Mel Ott and Bill Terry are the top vote getters, but fail to be elected into the Hall of Fame. |
| 1952 | After 40 years in the major leagues as a player and coach, Honus Wagner retires. The 'Flying Dutchman' will receive a pension from the Pirates. |
| 1953 | Brooklyn, Cincinnati, Milwaukee, and Philadelphia participate in a four-way trade that sends five players to new clubs. Joe Adcock (Reds) and Jim Pendleton (Dodgers) will now play for the Braves, Earl Torgeson (Braves) goes to the Phillies, Rocky Bridges (Dodgers) is now a Red, with Russ Meyer (Phillies) joining the Dodgers. |
| 1967 | Red Ruffing, as a result of getting the most votes in a run-off election, is selected to be in the the Hall of Fame. The writers, who did not did not initially elect anyone, gives the nod to the former Yankee pitcher, author of 273 major league wins, as the top vote-getter on the second ballot that listed the 20 players with the highest percentage. |
| 1989 | Orel Hershiser becomes baseball's first three-million dollar man when he signs a three-year $7.9 million contract with the Dodgers. The 'Bulldog' will earn $3,166,167 in 1991. |
| 1996 | General Mills announces a special edition Wheaties cereal box honoring Negro League superstars Satchel Paige, Josh Gibson and 'Cool Papa' Bell. |
| 2001 | Yankee premier reliever, Mariano Rivera (7-4, 2.85 , 36 saves) signs a four-year approximately $40 million contract with the Bronx Bombers. The 31-year old Panama native surpassed Dennis Eckersley major league record with 16 saves in post-season games. |
| 2003 | Although banned by major league baseball for a Cooperstown induction, Pete Rose becomes a member of the Ted Williams Hitters Hall of Fame. 'Charlie Hustle' joins 1998 inductee Shoeless Joe Jackson, who is also banned from becoming a member of the Hall of Fame. |
| 2007 | Baseballl’s Playing Rules Committee approves several changes making it the first time since 1996 that the rules of the game has been altered. A ten game suspension for a player who scuffs a baseball, elimination of tie games which must be halted (after the fifth inning) due to weather by resumng the game before the next schedule start at the same ballpark, players may no longer go into a dugout to make a catch, and allowing pitchers to wear undistracting multicolored glove are among new rules which will start this season. |
| 2011 | Speaking to reporters at the Phillies' spring training complex, a tearful Dallas Green, former big league manager and senior adviser to general manager Ruben Amaro, Jr., thanks everyone for their support after the shooting death of his granddaughter. Nine-year old Christina Taylor Green was one of six victims killed five weeks ago in a shooting rampage outside of a Tucson supermarket. |
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Mornin', fuckers.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 16, 2012 3:28 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Morning.
You freaking out yet?
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
nah but I'll tell you this.
Sarah is the hottest fucking RN at Baylor Dallas.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 16, 2012 3:38 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
L&D
is where its at.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 7:28 AM CST up reply actions
mamatill in labor?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'll put in a request now for our delivery this summer.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
Top o' the mornin' to ya.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
You are exactly two days older than my younger brother.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
For real? Cool.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Dear Allergies,
FUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUUU!!!!!
—The World
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I need to remember to call the allergy center and make an appointment to get shots.
I hate shots.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
agreed
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
heh lol.....thanks bhill this is hilarious
I still haven’t watched it. Have the full seasons now
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I don't have any.
Jelly?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 16, 2012 1:11 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yes, Very.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Same here. I should be getting shots for mine but I only found out last year what I was allergic too.
I’m highly allergic to every grass pollen, weed pollen, and all but one tree pollen. The nurse who was sitting with me while waiting for the skin prick test results on my back to appear told me they were the worst results she’s ever seen. That’s comforting.
(I also found out I was slightly allergic to peanut and soy as well.)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Oh man, that sucks
My skin test was really bad too. The red streaks all over made it look terrible
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
some tension last night
can’t everyone just get along?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 7:25 AM CST via Android app reply actions
what happened last night?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 7:28 AM CST up reply actions
benji got mad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 7:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
ahh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 7:33 AM CST up reply actions
Oh. No.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
super cool bennyhana
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
so much cooler online
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
Everyone but Benji seemed fine.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
6 lbs 15oz (tiny lil guy)
19 1/2 inches
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 16, 2012 7:38 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions 6 recs
Congratulations, Till
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
wooooooooooooooooooooooo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 7:38 AM CST up reply actions
You have my congratulations and/or pity
Take whichever you deem applicable.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Congrats, broham!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Congrats!
Do we have a name?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
lil till
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 7:41 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
liltill
But his non LSB name is Michael
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 16, 2012 7:41 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
After Mo?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
no, after my dad
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 16, 2012 8:07 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
The best possible name.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Agreed
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
congrats!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Congrats!
Oh, you are gonna have some fun…..
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 16, 2012 7:49 AM CST up reply actions
Excellent!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 7:51 AM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
showed up rec'd?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions
Congratulations.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions
WHAT.....CONGRATS !!!
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
keep us posted on his first BTO
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
i can't wait until that happens
kids are the best trollers
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
Not kidding;
overheard that opinion from two different people this morning. “He was my favorite character. He’s just so goofy.”
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
Congratulations!
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
yay!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
Congrats BT!!!!
Very happy for you and mamatill
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
Congrats man!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Congrats bigtill!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Congratulations!
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
littletill seems appropriate
Congratulations man.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Congrats mayne!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 16, 2012 1:13 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Con Grat Choo La Shuns
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Congrats, man.
Born one week before my b-day.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
FYI LSB
this guy is looking for Vegas advice (its a fanpost, but posting it here as well)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
this server is going to call the police if this dude does not pay for the bottle of wine that the guy does not want
crazy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
through the tv?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Just connect it to the internet
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
That would be hilarious
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
My uncle's comment after reading the TCU story:
“They should shut down college athletics until they can get it clean.”
My response: They should shut down catholicism until they get it clean? Politics.
He’s always good for a laugh
by Apes and Androids on Feb 16, 2012 7:59 AM CST reply actions
If they shut down catholicism for cleaning, I'm renting a church and living in it
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
by LSJ on Feb 16, 2012 8:05 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Like the square root of your butt is your Mom.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Watched "The Woodsman" last night with Kevin Bacon
Very, very, very good film. Some of you guys with kids might not enjoy the subject matter (or even those without kids, for that matter), but it’s a very mature and intelligent look at a pretty grim topic. A little too much Kira Sedgwick boobery for my taste, but still…. it also has Mos Def, who is awesome.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Well
If for some reason you’ve ever wanted to see her boobs….over and over and over again…then this is the movie for you.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of weird Kevin Bacon movies
Anyone ever Death Sentence?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I think so, thats the one where he kills everyone right?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yeah,
Basically its him looking to get revenge on a gang for a senseless murder. It also has John Goodman in a very, umm, interesting role for him.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
i don't remember much about it...been awhile
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
The scene with the little girl in the park
I don’t know how Bacon didn’t at least get an Oscar nom for that one scene alone.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
kira sedgwick is unpleasant to look at
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
At least she has clothes on most of the time
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
im done w ESPN forever
ESPN broadcaster: do you think what Lin is doing against the bottom feeders in the league is sustainable against the Miami Heats and Dallas Mavs of the NBA
ESPN analyst: its magical
Broadcaster: yes, but is it sustainable
analyst: who is to say? its just magical
……………
……………………………
flips to dan patrick show….
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 8:29 AM CST reply actions
coming to ya LIVE from the mcmurry athletic facilities..
this is TDT for ESPN Abilene!!!!
dun nuh nu.. dun nuh uh.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
no, dawg, i was in a studio
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
were you the host or an analyst?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
hosted that sum bitch
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
It's Magic!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions
I hate them so much....they are ruining the whole Lin story....
Last night they had the “Top Ten Lin Moments”…..
IT’S BEEN 8 GAMES!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
I don't even get ESPN.
I find I barely care at all.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The suggested the Lin's stardom
could get ROC into the UN. or maybe they suggested that others have suggested it. But either way, that seems pretty stupid.
what?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
i think what they said was
“some have even suggested he could help get Taiwan into the United Nations”
then I turned it off
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ok
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
ESPN sucks a big one.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
just wait till they make a 30 for 30 about it
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
so it turns out i kind of lied again.
i ended up going to the gingerman with my boss last night. we were having a metting and decided to get a little sloppy.
anyway, to the heart of the matter: i had the DEBC IPA, and it is awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
They're on at the Gingerman now?
Sweet. Damn extra job tonight….
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
oh yeah
and it is fucking great
only $6
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
Can you find the DEBC beers in stores?
Or just at certain local restaurants and bars? That cherry chocolate stout sounds delicious as hell.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
i dont think they are bottling it yet, are they?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
don't think so
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
They just started bottling.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
They bottled the one batch
Bottling hopefully starts this summer
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
pretty sure it's just kegs at bars
but i am not the authority on this
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
Where besides the Gingerman?
Any places in Carrollton or Addison?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
i think they have a website that lists where they currently distribute.
not sure exactly the url.
if they did distribute to addison i assume it would be the saucer
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
Cool, thanks
I have friends coming in town this weekend, so maybe I can convince them to make a trip there…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
flying saucer in addison has the double chocolate
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
they bottled the double chocolate.
but not that many
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
All are gone
300 sold in one day at Bolsa Mercado. Then they sold 3 case, one each at three different liquor stores that sell their kegs.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Benji, I apologize, that was a total dick thing for me to say
and I’m glad you’re OK … gonna take a trill pill and stop taunting
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 16, 2012 8:43 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
so what happened last night?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
benji went to the ER?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
fucking cocksucker he is
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
benji probably tried to hit on a man nurse, too
and asked if they could drive one of his cars, because the ambulance wasn’t gay enough for him
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
when I left that thread, he was still deciding whether to go to the E.R.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
well he shouldnt eat at the heart attack grill
people have heart attacks there.
true fucking story
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
ohh the irony
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i actually think that might qualify has irony
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
true nuff
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
but if this site has taught me anything, it's that i have no idea what irony is
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
i don't have any idea about anything
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
all i know is i know nothing
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
You know nothing, Jon Snow
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
if I see that line 1 more time........
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Words are wind, shock
Words are wind.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
And don't forget
WINTER IS COMING.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
IT IS ? IMAGINE THAT
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
"I'M SEARCHING FOR A MAID OF THREE-AND-TEN!"
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
i feel lost w/out any of these books to read
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i dont get it
i was talking about socrates
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
Yes
You were quoting Plato’s Apology, and I was quoting an equally great work of Western literature.
Come at me, bro.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
what is the work you speak of?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
Either Clash of Kings or Storm of Swords
by George R.R. Martin.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
gotcha.
i am sure they are great
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
come at me, bro
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
i just want to be friends
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of Socrates
Have any of you guys been forced to read The Republic?
I made it through a bunch of the shorter works (Symposium, The Apology, Crito, Ion, etc) but dear lawwd, Republic is a beating!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
republic is a beating
sans the allegory of the cave.
might be my favorite reading ever.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
Right, but that doesn't even come up
until like Book VII or VIII.
It doesn’t help that the version I’m reading is written in teeny-tiny font.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
right, the rest of the book sucks.
hate it. can’t freaking stand it.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
I think it would be ironic
if you ate something else specifically because you were worried about a heart attack. Then that something else turned out to cause a heart attack.
It wouldn't
You would expect to get a heart attack at a place called The Heart Attack Grill
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
but no you wouldnt
the irony is that it’s ironic
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
but do they call that place Heart Attack Grill to throw people off?
because its called that then you wouldn’t expect it to happen.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I would expect that a place called that wouldn't have healthy food
and therefore increase my chances of a heart attack. Therefore, it is not ironic.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
i would expect a place like
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
Alanis Morisette says you're wrong.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
if it is good enough for a made up land, it is good enough
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
Its like rain on your wedding day
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
shh
dont wish that on me
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
Have I missed the announcement?
You two figure out a date yet?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
march 10th, sucka
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
Oops
Guess I did miss that. Well, it’s hard to keep the dates correct when I still haven’t received my invitation. I was going to mark “+Juan” and everything.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
very strict guest list.
it sucks
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
plus i dont want a juan there
no mexicans
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
then who's gonna bus the tables?
seriously, I wish Benji would get here already and accept the apology … we’re really getting off track here
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
what apology?
i never apologized.
we arent having a meal. just a bunch of booze
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
For a very intelligent guy,
your attention span seems to be somewhat limited.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
i thought you were implying that i apologized
i would never apologize to benji for making more money than him
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
I swear, not a day goes by on LSB that I don't think,
“Man, I love TDT”.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
i love you, too!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
the apology is at the beginning of the subthread
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 9:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
isnt that like the second time benji has had numbness?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
No worries, man.
I shouldn’t have gone off on you.
<3
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yay!
You’re alive!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Have follow-ups with a neurologist and my PCP soon
A burden should never be something out of your control.
So, they don't really know what's wrong yet?
Or you just don’t wanna share on LSB?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
syphilis
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Lupus
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Birthday hangover - I don't think so!
Hit list: 4 miller draughts, Vegas Bomb, Jagr, and a shot of Jameson to top it off.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 8:44 AM CST reply actions
Yeah
That should have been just hour 1 of 5 for birthday alcohol intake
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
You mean this morning, right...
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
yeah.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
that just sounds like a wednesday night
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
I feel like a terrible Asian
for not really being psyched about Linsanity.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Are you a lapsed asian?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
he was born in america, right?
not really asian
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
I think everything on Facebook from one of my Christian Asian friends in the last two weeks has been Lin related.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I know what he's done is impressive.
His numbers and play are undeniably good and the Knicks are obviously winning a lot. But is this story bigger than it would be if Jeremy Lin was a black kid from Michigan?
well
But is this story bigger than it would be if Jeremy Lin was a black kid from Michigan?
*who went to Harvard
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
The story's great. No scholarship, undrafted, I get all that.
His success should be a big story. Maybe I’m just jaded.
has he actually "succedded" yet?
what is success for lin? this all could be over tomorrow and then where would we be? i think its a great story in process, and should be treated as such. but cautiously moving forward – we dont know what could happen in the next week (which is also part of why this is a big story)
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
succedded?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
suceded?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
sccdd?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
scdd
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
yy
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
did my pic not show up?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
nope
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
heehee
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
if he did all the things lin was doing
and was doing it for the knicks, then yes
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
probably not 1/10th of the attention
people hype up everything that’s new york and the media is desperate for the knicks to be relevant in basketball which is annoying as fuck.
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Aikman putting in the good word for Charles Haley
I thought this quote was interesting:
My numbers wouldn’t have suggested that I should’ve gotten into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. But it’s more than that. It’s not just about putting numbers up on the board and saying, ‘This guy deserves to be in the Hall of Fame.’ The stats are only relevant when somebody wants to use the stats as an argument as to why they voted for somebody or why they didn’t vote for somebody.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
so excited for march 3rd, you guys.
just registered for the free handicapping event at Lonestar Park.
gonna get so drunk
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handicapping event eh?
sounds….interesting
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
dude, it's free, and if you finish high enough, you qualify for the finals in october,
and if you finish in the top 6 of the october event, you qualify to go to vegas in january for the national handicapping event
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
what do you have against
all these cripples!?!
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
it's handicapping horse races.
sorry if my posts were over your head
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
i'll get you a ladder next time
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
i know what you meant
have you watched the new hbo show ‘luck’ yet?
i should maybe watch that today
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
i dont watch HBO
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Tried it as a demo for a month a couple of years ago
Haven’t gone without it since. Totally worth the price.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
i pay for it.
just never watch it
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
Really?
No Boardwalk? Game of Thrones? General new release movies? HBO originals?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
heard about boardwalk, sounds good.
game of thrones is the one you guys always talk about. should probably watch it. no i have netflix for the movies, plus i just buy the ones i want to watch.
i honestly could not tell you what channel HBO is on my cable
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Boardwalk is kinda polarizing
I have a huge hard on for the 1920’s/prohibition gangster stuff, so I geek out every time I recognize a character (“OMG that’s Bugsy Siegel!”). It’s genuinely good though, but is a lot more deliberately paced (read: slow) than some people care for.
Game of Thrones is undeniably amazing, even for people like me who don’t read a lot of fantasy.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
id be more interested
if they talked really fast like you might see in an old movie because that cracks my ass up everytime and id like to imagine everyone talked like that who lived in the city
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
A lot of them do!
There’s a couple of guys on the show who have obviously seen way, way too many Cagney/Edward G. Robinson movies.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Nyaaaa
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
makes me think of chapelle
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 10:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
a comic i saw about a month ago
had this hilarious bit where he said guys for 1 week should be allowed to hit women but only under one condition that they had to talk in that old timey voice.
‘COME HERE SWEETY AND TASTE THE BACK OF ME HAND SEE! NYAAAH!’
like i said im a sucker for that type of voice
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Apparently
Eddy G was the basis for Hank Azaria’s Chief Wiggum voice.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
i love the prohibition stuff
all of the speak easy’s and whatnot, sounds like a time i would have loved to be in
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
but i have heard that show is one that i might like
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
so i've heard
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
seriously i might like it
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
seriously?!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
but i have heard that show is one that i might like
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
I've been watching it
Maybe I’m just an idiot, but a lot of seems to be flying right over my head since I know nothing about horse racing
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 16, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
man horse race speak is confusing as hell
exacta boxes, trifecta boxes, superfecta bozes. it took me a while to get it and i still dont get it
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah they aren't even talking about the gambling part yet
The show is about the behind the scenes stuff at the park and all the people that are associated with it. I watch an hour of it and I realize that I didn’t follow any of it.
Might just be that I’m not really interested at all and I’m just watching b/c it’s HBO.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 16, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
is Galloway clever enough to "plant" a drug joke in his lede sentence?
Strictly from a football standpoint, TCU took a huge hit Wednesday in the one area where Gary Patterson’s program has excelled for years.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Galloway's probably cashed a few bowls in his lifetime.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Was he stirring the pot?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
The jokes here are all half-baked.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
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So I posted some rabble on Facebook about how I was gonna dropkick the next Cowboys fan who talked about trading Romo to sign Peyton
and the usual noise ensued. Then, one of my friends dropped this gem:
“Manning no, but Andrew Luck sure would be nice.”
I give up.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
whats wrong w/ that wildcat?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Which part?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
why can't we have peyton?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
not serious
defense defense defense and offensive line thats what we need
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Oh thank gawd
I had seriously written a three paragraph response to your previous comment, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
you should know me better than that lol
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
btw Matt Moore for backup?
I’d be all over that.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
He's got a hell of a fastball
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
he does...can also throw the football
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'd agree that it would be smart to push McGee in training camp
Either he takes his game to the next level, or he shows us enough to where we can cut ties for good. I don’t think too many Cowboys fans (except for some diehard A&M grads, lol) see him as the Quarterback of the Future for Dallas.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
i'm to the point where I think I've seen enough of this McGee experiment
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
why do we need a backup punter?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
Luck is going to be super good.
I’d love him as the Cowboy’s quarterback, and Tony Romo just can’t get it done in the fourth quarter or December. He is also more worried about his girlfriends and golf game than football. When are we gonna get 52 Bill Bates in here?
What's ridiculous is that until that last sentence, you seriously sounded just like 80-90% of the Cowboys fans I know
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
And the other 10% would've agreed with that last sentence
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
left handed peyton is better than romo
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
A guest yesterday killed a seagull.
It took one of his fries, so he put out another fry. When the seagull took that fry, he grabbed it and drop kicked it in to the castle moat, breaking it’s leg and wing in the process.
In front of, y’know, the kids and families of the Magic Kingdom.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That's all kind of fucked up
Please tell me that something bad happened to that guy afterwards.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Should have had Mickey, Goofy, and Donald Duck kick his ass
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
yeah, why get the NBA Commissioner involved anyway?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Heh....very nice....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
just push him under a roller coaster real quick
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Birds are so annoying.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I really fucking hate our species sometimes.
What a prick.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 16, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
dont let seagulls get close to idiots and their french fries.
sounds like an easy fix to me.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
Love to.
Come up with a plan for me.
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by philkid3 on Feb 16, 2012 9:58 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I have a potential plan but it would probably upset the resident bunny huggers on this subthread.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
preach it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
just dont have seagulls at the magic kingdom
problem. solved.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions
the image i conjure up
of a guy drop kicking a seagull is a badass one
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
My cousin is now in labor with a baby girl.
Till, your future daughter in law….
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colonialbob
one day, years from now,
someone’s kid from this website is going to meet another kid of a poster here. and they are going to fall in love.
and it will be the greatest troll of all time.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
benjis kid is going to marry your kid
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 9:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
no because my kids will be raised properly
and won’t converse with the scum that is benjy
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
silver spoon kids for me
trust funds and everything!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
oh absolutely.
i mean, i will be around on the weekends, but i am pretty much gone on the weekdays.
they will have a mother who will be there
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
it's what i know.
ge to work before the sun is up, stay until it’s dark outside. go home. eat dinner. watch a show or two with the fiance. go to bed. do it again tomorrow.
but, if the mom is there 24/7 and not working, me being there all the time is just too much
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
As long as he or she is a baseball fan.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
duh
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
naming my kid fry
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
What's your fiance's name again?
Asking for a friend.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
haha
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
Nah
LilTill’s opinions will be deal breakers.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 16, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
BabyTill: "Daddy, I just really think breast-feeding is overrated"
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
i almost made a gay joke in reference to lil till
but i take it back and feel bad for just thinking about it.
sorry, big till. i hope your kid is awesome.
my newphew is sitting up on his own now and just looking around like he knows what’s up. it’s the coolest thing in the world
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
WHAT IF, in trying to become Independent Li'l Till, he contradicted all of his dad's opinions
then he’d have the rightest opinions of anyone on earth …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
We could have the next Buddha on our hands here
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
Uhh..
DENTON POLICE DEPT @DENTONPD Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
If u r n @Samjb #untj4470 class follow her instructions. If u r not there’s a chance either @UNTPolice or us will b contacting suspect soon
I find this kind of funny though cause it all started because one of the students in that professor’s class did not like being required to tweet daily and posted this on reddit.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
by drummermoe on Feb 16, 2012 9:34 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I had to tweet for class too.
It ruined the flow of my twitter feed.
So upsetting.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i have no idea what the block quote means.
or what reddit is
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
That's because you don't tweet, Tag.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i have a twitter, but i havent used it in a while
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
That's ironic............
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
I still can't read twitterspeak
and I’m only recently visited reddit for the first time. Not comfortable looking at it when the wife is home.
Twitterspeak wounds my soul
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
pornhub for me
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
They had to shorten it to fit within 140 characters.
If you are in @Samjb #untj4470 class follow her instructions. If you are not there’s a chance either @UNTPolice or us will b contacting suspect soon
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
what can they do to the student?
or is it a joke?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 9:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
no idea what they can do.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
i want to go back to school
just so a teacher can tell me that i must use twitter, just so i can hit a teacher legally
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
Why the hell would UNT police be involved in something like refusing to tweet?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
i think its because he went to reddit and told people to troll the shit out of her
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Oh, well that's different.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
That's another story.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, well that's bad then.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you aren't allowed to give out someone's number?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
What do you think LSB?
Give TDT a call at 469-555-1212 and let him know your opinion.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
my number is 214-460-7653
no worries, bro
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Do you want to know facts about cats?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
i do not
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Hahaha. So you checked it out, I see.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Just a heads-up,
it’s probably best that you turn your phone off on 03/10/2012.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
yes, of this i am aware
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
10 hours ago iwth 1 response
and 2 upvotes
that said, i cant tell if it is her personal cell number (looks like it) or a general UNT number
oh yea, and she is the ethics officer of a PR group, should be smarter than that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
#ohshit
well then.
fwiw, her cell # is on the second page of a google search for her name
moral of the story: dont put your cell # on the internet people
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
yeah its the first result
just dont put your cell on the net
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
I can't go to reddit at work.
What’s the jist?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Teacher requires tweeting for a class with a specific hashtag.
Student doesn’t care for the assignment and posts the hashtag (#untj4470) on reddit asking others to troll the hashtag. Others troll the hashtag and get a tweet from campus police that they may be violating harassment laws.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
they also posted the professor's number.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
is it illegal?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
if people are continually calling her then it's harassment.
from my understanding.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
but what about telemarketers
i dont believe that is illegal
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
If a number is registered with the Do Not Call registry and a telemarketer calls that number,
I believe they can get in trouble. That registry is managed by the FTC.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
i dont believe it is illegal to give out someone's number, however
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
I think it could be deemed harassment if a phone number was given out on the internet with the intention of having numerous people call it just to fuck with that person.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
probably a weak argument
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
but i see your point
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Don't ever, ever, ever go to Reddit.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
Why not?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It will suck your life dry.
You think you spend too much time on LSB, then…yeah, Reddit would be bad.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
well, you start with r/funny
then r/adviceanimals, and next thing you know, you’re on r/skyrim and r/gameofthrones and just like…where did my life go? there is literally a subreddit for all things
I'm aware of the many different subreddits.
I guess they don’t catch my attention like they do others.
see i dont have that problem
then again i only really focus on like 2 or 3 subreddits, and 1 of them is very small (2000 subscribers, but not a ton of submissions or a million comments)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
what subreddits do you go to?
i usually just do front page and then im done
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
skyrim, gameofthrones, asoiaf,
there’s even a rangers one..though it’s nothing near as good as LSB…mostly just mlb.com reposts
theres some rangers ppl that post over there
well LSBers (lurkers i think)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Hmmm...
r/movies
r/gamernews
r/gaming
r/wtf
r/bookporn
r/foodporn
and of course.
r/gonewild
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Pretty much.
oh yeah,
r/community
r/gameofthrones
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Food porn is awesome
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
ive only been a few times
i dont like the set up of it and dont really know how the site works or what it’s about
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
What I don't understand is how using a hashtag can be considered "communicating" with the professor?
It’s not a direct message to her…it’s just co-opting a search term.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
We should start getting #LSB trending.
Then some unsuspecting person will see dino penises and other weird ass crap.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
But wouldn't that be potentially giving Mike E/SkyNet access to a much larger group of systems?
YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE MACHINES! (if they had hands, that is)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Phil, I'm very disappointed that I missed The Room talk last night.
Are the live shows as much fun as they sound? I’ve only ever seen it on TV.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
Schooly, you around?
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Sorry I haven't responded to your email...
I may actually be at the game in the press box. I do not, however, have any “ins” with the Texas Stars. I think you guys are going to have a blast, though.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
Damnit Worley.
I want a LSB shoutout.
Make it happen.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Sorry...I'll see what I can do.
No promises, though. I can give you the email of the PR guy (who is also the radio play by play guy) and you guys can email him.
Let me know where you’re sitting, I’ll come say hey.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
are you going to be at the stars game on 2/24?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
The Texas Stars game?
Probably be in the press box.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
dallas*
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, the 24th.
No, I won’t be.
I have a math exam here in houston the morning of the 25th, then I’m heading to Austin for the Texas Stars game.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Damn you.
I stil have an ALCS mug to give to you and was hoping to hand it over at that game.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Come to our watching party in Lewisville this saturday!
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
dang
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
this is too damn funny
Wikipedia article on the Too Slow High Five
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
that's fuckin hysterical
for me when i was a wee lad we did ‘up high, down low, in the hole’ then too slow
the picture’s great too accompannying it
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
That girl got owned so hard by that guy
You can tell by the pistol pointing and laughing.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Louis CK on Parks and Rec tonight.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
hes been on it before
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
He's been on it before. Played Knope's boyfriend who moved away.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
He really isn't that funny on that show
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Its not a slam on Louie or Parks and Rec
Its just his character isn’t that funny. He’s a boring, regular guy on the show.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Well his character at the time
was basically more the straight man to Leslie’s craziness.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
10:03 and all the $9 tickets are sold out. 3 minutes. Dang.
I WANT A JAMIE BENN BOBBLEHEAD DAMMIT.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
ill trade a nelson cruz bobblehead for a jamie benn bobblehead
if anyone wants to do that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
and my sister took my student id so she could go to the game tonight.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Who has two thumbs and just spent $300 on tickets for the only time the Rangers play in MN this year
THIS GUY!
I can’t believe my season tickets didn’t have ANY of the games this year. :(
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I will seriously sacrifice something to the Gods if I don't get to see Yu pitch
Especially with having tickets to 4 games in an 8 day span.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Feb 16, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
I shouldn't have,
but I did laugh.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
I was just about to give up on making terrible jokes ...
… but your positive feedback has inspired me to go on, and strive for even more terrible (if that’s possible)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
maybe the Rangers are starting to become a "premier team"
the way the Red Sox and Yankees are when they come here..that’d be cool
Are you talking about prices?
Nah, Target Field is just freakin expensive. My half season tickets cost 2700$ the ones I had at the dome were like 1200.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Feb 16, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
you have half season tickets
and they included 0 ranger games? that’s odd
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
I get all three Yankee games
Its not a consolation
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Feb 16, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
You bought tickets to see the 2 time defending AL Champion Texas Rangers!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
guess who has to relock his bootloader, reflash stock ICS and return his phone to VZW?
me!
my phone is convinced that it has headphones plugged in. this is a known issue with many, many samsung phones going back to before the galaxy S (not SII) and even older than that
…lame.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
guess who has no idea that your subject line means?????
this guy
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
that should also be what above
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
i know at least 3 ppl do
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
it's provocative
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
that song got annoying after the 3rd time i heard it?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
everything she says is a question?
it’s really annoying?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
very nice.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
At first I thought he was talking about a firearm
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Dammit!!!
My iPhone keeps working exactly as advertised. Stupid Apple
(joking, don’t want to start this war)
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i was about to post something just like this haha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
well to be fair im doing stuff on it you arent supposed to
technically
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
I had to do that with my charge
After I loaded a new ROM on it the LTE antenna wouldn’t work when the wifi tethering was on. Gave me major sad face.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Feb 16, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
ugh
mine is just a known defect
there are ways to “fix” it, but i dont want to have to toggle it on an doff when i want to use it every time
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
wooooooooooooooooooooooooo
factory reset fixed my issue.
yes!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
Man, I just could not get out of bed this morning.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
fatty on top of you?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions 9 recs
Haha
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
lOl
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Hey guys...
For the Stars fans here…
We’re having a DBD watching party at Frankie’s in Lewisville this Saturday. Game starts at 6pm, the wife and I will be there as well.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 10:16 AM CST reply actions
cane and all?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
thats a good frankies.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
im going to bei n dallas this weekend
may try to come out/convince people to come out for a bit
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
I'm currently sans car.
Way to tell me I can’t use the car today an hour before I have to be at work, Dad. Now I can’t go into work.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
and work takes that as an excuse not to show up?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
I have a cool boss.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
x
Kim’s publicist arranged for her to go on a “date” with NY Knicks player Jeremy Lin.
Kim’s pal told MediaTakeOut.com, “She thinks [Jeremy] is cute, and she’s good friend’s with [Jeremy’s teammate Carmelo Anthony’s wife] Lala. It’s going to be a double date.”
I hate that bitch so fucking much
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
That chick takes attention whore to a whole new level.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
shes needs someone to tell her NO and take it public....
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
She's getting sued right now by Humphries
Here’s to hoping he wins big
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me, right?
I thought Jeremy was married.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
who is kim?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
KK
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
kardashian
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
thank you
is she already a one name celebrity?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
How many other celebrities are out there named Kim?
And Kim Basinger hasn’t been relevant in years.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
and so dead
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
x
That’s where all of that came from. I don’t who’s responsible for that website, but its strangely entertaining.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
i am not hip to the jive on celebrities, so i have no idea
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
no.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
i bet you could drive an excursion up her vagina
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Kim Kardnpartyfactory
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
here we go
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Could not possibly care less.
Other than to wish everyone east of the mississip and north of the mason-dixon would spontaneously combust.
Yes.
He really seems to fit the bill of the type of man she generally goes for.
by LiamP on Feb 16, 2012 10:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
You mean famous?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
flavor of the week...
shes gonna be dissapointed with his 2 inch cock after fucking 7 foot ape men
/guy from dalla mag
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Don't do it Lin
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Look at it this way....
They go out and he starts failing….the media blames Kardashian….everyone hates the Kardashians even more….they have to move out of the country and we never see them again….
DO IT, JEREMY!!!! WE’LL TAKE UP A CONTRIBUTION FOR YOUR SACRIFICE!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
sounds like romo and that heinous bitch.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
hate it when someone in breakroom grabs the paper towels with a wet hand
so next person that needs a paper towel has the previous persons wet hand imprint on it..
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:32 AM CST reply actions
damn 3rd world problems.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Those people should die.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you seem too proud to beg
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 10:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
you are in addison thsi weekend, right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
yes i am
im super excited about it, which it was already here
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
what time?
sat?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
11:30
doin the late show w/my comedy buddies. you want a link for tickets?
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
maybe
need to check a few things, but maybe.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
I may have mentioned our Pathological Liar temp before...
he stopped by this morning to see if we had any work, and proceeded to tell us he was thinking of re-enlisting in the Army, but was waiting to see where they’d like to send him first. Afghanistan is, of course, not a possibility because there’s a contract out on his head for the time he infiltrated Al Queda.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 10:47 AM CST reply actions
have i missed the infiltrated al Queda story before?
care to share it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
I want to hear it too
I like his stories
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 10:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
The infiltration is the newest bullshit.
First I’ve heard of it, the guy is a redheaded and can’t grow a beard, so it seems unlikely. He was also directly involved in Blackhawk Down. Both the actual events and the production of the movie, and alternates between being an officer and enlisted depending on the day.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
what skill does he have that keeps him around?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
Comedic gold factor
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
THIS!
And the dude actually worked pretty hard. We haven’t used him since September mostly because it’s been slow, and the time’s we’ve needed a temp he wasn’t available.
There are hundreds of these stories. Once, although he didn’t and still doesn’t have a full time job, he was ‘given’ two houses in the span of six days.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
You should ask him
How things are going with his wife, Morgan Fairchild.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
This is amazing !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I love talking to pathological liars sometimes
They have such interesting stories and I get a good laugh after I lead them on to tell me more about their ridiculous stories.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
hair test
unbeatable, right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
maybe
without bleaching it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 10:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
which is going to be fairly obvious
…great. just great.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
(obv not for me, for a friend)
and not a “friend” in that it = me
someone else i know.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
what up, kok?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
not for me
have a friend who can pass piss/blood
not hair
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
hair is unpossible to beat unless you shave your entire body head to toe
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
in which case it is very obvious
that you are avoiding the test lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
thats not even hehe funny or cute.. thats just dumb
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
I laughed.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 16, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
this made me giggle.
Rangers GM Jon Daniels: It wouldn’t be a Rangers spring training without a little bit of crazy going on.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Lol
Potential LSB tagline of the future.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
x
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
This girl sitting across from me at the computer bar/lab/desk/coffee shop
Is ALL OVER this guy’s nuts. Like…she wants him.
He’s clueless.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 10:57 AM CST reply actions
you should give him a note when she gets up
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
Or make obnoxious hand gestures behind her back
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
x
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Every day at school feels like I'm watching one of those National Geographic wilderness shows
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
being oblvious to it
only makes her lust for him even moreso. he knows what he’s doing
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Quite possibly.
“Are you Palestinian? Oohh..how cool” swoon…..
Just happened.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
Ha!
he knows what he’s doing
If he is anything like me, he doesn’t have a freakin’ clue.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
samesies
also, doesnt help to say things like samesies
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
I assume all women are in love with me
just on natural principle.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
Understandable
You’re a wildcat.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
If I were to judge
He’s also way out of her league. Or, he thinks he is.
Hat backwards, “Affliction” shirt, “Tapout” zip up hoodie"
She’s cute, but not a knock out. Big boobs.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
pics or it didnt happen
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
That might be tough.
I’m like…3 feet away from them.
They’re talking about bondage…..of molecules.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
heh
just live LSB it
a la philkid
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
The guy's clearly not going to stand up to her
and my money’s on you in a fight between you and the girl. Snap some photos and when she says something just yell at her, “COME AT ME BRO!”.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Ok.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
do it..ducimo...
do it….slowly….
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
I just had to balance a GL I fucked up...
that took 3 hours… why doesnt accounting just do that shit instead of make me do it? it takes them 5 seconds.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 11:08 AM CST reply actions
It builds character.
Are you lacking in character?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
x
“Moral fiber? I invented moral fiber! Pappy O’Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!”
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
Keyboard Jeans!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
that guy has been typing on the h key quite a bit mom
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
what in the world is going on here?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Really hope he doesn't decide to look up porn.
He will absolutely ruin his keyboard.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
Those don't look like jeans
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Passed my driving test, you guys!
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Congratulations, dude.
But, on a day that liltill has been brought into this amazing world, I doubt you get the commendation you deserve.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
x
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 11:44 AM CST reply actions
She kissed him!
I applauded.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 11:45 AM CST reply actions
Did you start the slow clap?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
Sort of.
I just looked at them and clapped.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
That's pretty funny.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
I believe in love again.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
just listen to the rythm of the heart
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
the rhythm is gonna get ya
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
damn spelling
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
This is the rhythm of the niiiiight
The night. Whoaaa….
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Nice work OSU foodservice
You screwed up another sandwich
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Probably by putting delicious condiments on it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
They put mayo, pickles, tomatoes on a grilled chicken sandwich
Disgusting
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Sounds like you ordered it wrong and they fixed it for you.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
thats pretty basic dude... missing some lettuce
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
Lettuce was on there too
Lettuce was the only thing that I wanted
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
tomato is important
pickles I could take or leave
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
tomato sucks
but so do pickles
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 12:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
nooooooo
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
They both are terrible
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
YUUUUP
The two worst things, right there.
Raw tomatoes are only surpassed in grossness by pickles.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
pickles are gross.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Everyone knows you should always get a burger insted... right?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
disagree.. flaming rooster at jakes is awesome
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
should have some bacon on there too
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
Maybe some cheese too
Swiss, I think
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
yeah.. or pepperjack
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Pepperjack is also a good choice
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
or honey mustard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 12:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ooh that does sound good
I think I’d rather have Swiss with the honey mustard though
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
Really can't wait to see this.
“The Sound of My Voice” — Sundance favortie, written by the girl that wrote “Another Earth”.
http://www.slashfilm.com/film-exclusive-watch-twelve-minutes-sound-voice/
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 11:56 AM CST reply actions
Here's the synopsis, by the way.
Peter and Lorna, a young Silver Lake couple, delve into the underworld of a cult that meets in the San Fernando valley. At the center of the group is an enigmatic young woman named Maggie who never leaves her basement chamber. The members follow Maggie blindly—growing her food, obsessively sanitizing the house, giving her their own blood for transfusions. But why? We follow Peter and Lorna as they smuggle hidden cameras into Maggie’s basement bent on exposing her as a charlatan and freeing the members from her spell.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
thats gotta be the topping of a good casserole.... 8 packages of shredded cheese
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
Green bean casserole
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
yeah but thtas topped with onion straws.. so its good
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
it still would have been correct
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 12:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
only if your name is Loblaw
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
This is incorrect.
Been holding on to this one for a while, haven’t you…
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
I’ve done that quite a bit.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
I saw Skrillix in concert.
The crowd made it fun.
Girl Talk, however, is fucking lame.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
I also saw Skillix and the scene made it highly enjoyable
despite the sound coming out of the speakers.
I was also a bit under the...influence...
Might have something to do with that as well.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
It has everything to do with it.
I saw him at a music festival directly after a face-melter from Bassnectar. Needless to say, I was feeling pretty good and stumbled upon Skrillex. he went ahead and completed the face removal.
In this same vein, though,
I am going to a festival this summer where Girl Talk is playing, and I fully expect to enjoy the set…
Saw him a couple of years ago at ACL.
Freakin’ hated it. Then again, I wasn’t drinking yet so, really, that was on me.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
So, whoever was saying $9 tickets are sold out tonight...
Not true, apparently.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 12:29 PM CST reply actions
I don't know.
I don’t have her email, I don’t think. I’ll check.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
nope
she doesnt
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know her real name!!
I know she’s emailed me before though.
Anyways, yeah…there are a few left.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
i sent her one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
There's like 8 left.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
We're friends on Facebook.
I’m just too lazy to open a new tab.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
They were earlier when I checked. So I bought a $25 ticket.
But i can’t go to the game tonight cause I have a meeting and was hoping my sister could come by after she got off work and get the print out before she leaves, but she just texted saying she can’t.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Well, crap.
You going to be able to come to the watching party?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
Depends on if I have a car.
Hold up…she just told me I could email her the link for the printout. Yay!
*Buys $9
*Goes to stubhub to sell the other.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
hmmm
want to keep it, have her pick both up and i will refund you for one of your tailgate tickets?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
in return for the bobblehead?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Throw in buying me a beer during the game and we have a deal.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
lol you drive a hard bargain
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Hey I was charged about $6 in stupid ticketbastard fees.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
So deal?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
yeaaaaaaah
ok
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
Ok.
*closes Stub Hub
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
x
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
Does Max know about this?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I don't care. DO IT.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Jeez. You see one girl kiss a guy earlier and now that's all that you want to see.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I've given up trying to understand the PEAR league trades
by LiamP on Feb 16, 2012 12:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yeah
me too
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'd so much rather have Markakis than Ichiro
by LiamP on Feb 16, 2012 12:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Markakis is better.
I just threw Ichiro in as literal throw in after we already had an agreement.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Nope.
I gave him to him unprompted. He may not even keep him.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Basically.
I wasn’t keeping Ichiro… with Choo I wouldn’t draft Ichiro and he has no trade value as a keeper, so I threw him in.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
When are you going to start trading?
Some shocking inactivity from you, Tyler. I know of at least 1 deal involving a handsome Latino 3B that you should have taken.
by LiamP on Feb 16, 2012 2:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He's too commited to going for the championship in 2015.
In a league where you only keep 5 players.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Not sure if serious, but it's not happening.
by LiamP on Feb 16, 2012 3:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
coolest person alive?
Coolest person alive.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
I'm excited about not needing to draft anything but OF and P
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Never text and walk down stairs, people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g3jOlQqDPzQ
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 12:37 PM CST reply actions
x
In an unprecedented move, the FBI may cut off Internet access to millions of people on March 8th to try to rid the country of a Trojan. Millions of computers are infected worldwide—maybe even yours.
The DNSChanger Trojan originated in Estonia and might be lurking undetected on as many as a half-million computers in the United States, according to Brian Krebs. It has been found on the computers at half of all Fortune 500 companies and at 27 government agencies. The Trojan changes an infected computer’s DNS settings to send users to fraudulent websites. What’s more, the worm is particularly malicious in that it also prevents you from visiting security websites that might diagnose or fix the problem. While the men authorities suspect are behind the Trojan have been arrested, the Feds, working in concert with the Estonian government, have yet to put the final kill on the worm’s botnet.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 12:46 PM CST reply actions
remind me
what right does the federal government have to shut off your internet access, trojan or not?
Government computers? yes.
Computers at Fortune 500 companies? no.
Personal computers? no.
ugh.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
xx
The FBI has a court order allowing it to set up temporary replacement DNS servers so that those with infected computers or networks can get the worm off of their systems. The court order, however, expires on March 8th. Unless that order gets extended, anybody who hasn’t cleaned up their act before it expires, might get cut off from the Internet altogether.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Hello, my username is Suicide Prince,
and I am addicted to Taco Bueno’s Firehouse Salsa.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 12:46 PM CST reply actions
Taco Bueno is still a thing that exists?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
It seems that I am keeping them in business,
while simultaneously ruining my “diet”.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
You and my friend whom eats at least 12 tacos in one sitting whenever he goes there.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Good grief...
Yeah, I don’t eat that much. I tend to cheat on my diet by stopping by there on my way home a couple times a week. I only get two $1 burritos but I use an entire cup of the salsa for each burrito and then pretty much do lines with the third cup.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
its not bad... MUCHACOS are the best fast food available
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
Listen, MS Word Grammar Nazi...
if I want to use the fucking passive voice then THE PASSIVE VOICE WILL BE FUCKING USED BY ME!!! Please remove your green lines. Thank you.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
by TheJeezus on Feb 16, 2012 12:47 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I love this post.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
So metal, you guys.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
OVER
RATED.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Mustaine is a dancing circus clown
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Gus from Breaking Bad will guest star on Community
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That dude is awesome
Did a great AMA on reddit last month.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Epic.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
yes!
there are some interesting AMAs out there
you read /askreddit ?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, depends
I can get sucked into that abyss and never come out…
…“looks like someone pulled the ol’ reddit switch-a-roo”
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
huh?
we dont even know when community will be back on air, if at all…
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
It will be back, that's for certain
And likely for a 4th season.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
You promise!?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
where are you finding this?
i just did a quick search and couldnt find anything about them being put back in the roto
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
Well the cast keeps making episodes
and they keep adding guest stars.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yeah but where are your learning about this?
i want to learn too.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
x
http://www.avclub.com/articles/breaking-bads-giancarlo-esposito-coming-to-communi,69459/
I also follow some of the cast on Twitter and they always tweet pics of them on set.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
sweet.
thanks, bro
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
yep.
which is why i was so curious about the guest appearances thing.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
Don't tell him, Mizz
You’ve got something that he wants. I have learned, over the years, that people are sometimes willing to pay for information that they do not have access to. Just sayin…
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
:(
i thought we had become besties over our time at trinity hall.
HOW DARE YOU!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
C'mon TNT
You know how this works. I gotta get mine. I’ll roll anyone I have to in order to get it done.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
truth.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
And I need to do this again soon.
That was fun.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
truth.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
Well, for one they've filmed more episodes
AND they’re adding guest stars. It might not be back until next fall, but it will be back.
Not to mention that Whitney and those other new shows are fucking sucking in the ratings.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
whitney has already been cancelled
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
win
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
At work, I see commercials for Whitney and the Chelsea Handler show
EVERY FREAKING DAY.
Pisses me off.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
its pretty crazy that those two shows are on TV
but not community.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
good.
and i haven’t even seen it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Who else is looking forward to Life's Too Short?
ME!!!
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Something up with The Colbert Report?
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/02/16/colbert-report-abruptly-cancels-two-show-tapings/
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions
Yeah AP tweeted baout that earlier and i've been trying to find more info, but nothing.
Colbert also hasn’t tweeted in 2 days.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Hm. Total speculation, but I would guess personal illness.
…or PR stunt/elaborate joke.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Could I start a petition to have someone murdered, for the good of the human race?
I’m thinking I’ll start with whoever publishes those ads in the corner of just about every fucking sports related webpage that says “Trainers Hate Him! Cambridge Scientists have bla bla bla bla…”
Fucking ridiculous.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
You should look at the comments on my hometown's newspaper website
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I didn't know you were from Dallas.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Coca Cola
Coca Cola
Coca Cola
and
Coca Cola
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
pretty much this.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
gross
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
that is horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 1:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Coke>>Pepsi>Mountain Dew>>>>Dr. Pepper
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
You're an atheist so, I expect this from you.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Lolwut?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Just jackin' with you.
Cuz I can (pun intended).
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, and you could not be more wrong about your soda opinion.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Pffft
Coca-cola is the razzle dazzle, yo. Pepsi is a milder substitute. Mountain Dew makes you have to piss a lot, and Dr. Pepper tastes like ballsack shavings.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Spend a significant amount of time in Waco, Texas
and you will learn to loathe Dr. Pepper. Unless it’s from the Dr. Pepper Museum, in which case, it’s Ambrosia from the Gods.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
Such extreme opinions regarding Dr. Pepper.
I love the stuff. If I just want a soda, I’m drinking a Dr. Pepper. Now, if I’m looking to mix something with bourbon, Coke is always the answer.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
I mix liquor with coke and sprite.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I prefer 7-up with my whiskey
less sweet than sprite. But, most of the time bars only have sprite, so it’s whatevs.
Yeah, I will do 7-Up with some lighter whiskys.
When it’s bourbon though, I only do Coke.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
There was a 3-4 year period in there
where the only soda I drank was DP. Now I can barely stand the taste of it.
And yes, Coke/Sprite make for far superior mixers.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
And...sig'd.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Had a feeling that would happen as soon as I hit post.
Yeah, so, no way around that.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Sprite
Dr. Pepper
A&W Root Beer
Coke
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
youre one of those inside the box thinkers, eh?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
You can list any on the outside.
Those are the only one’s i’ve had.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 16, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Cherry Dr. Pepper
Wild Cherry Pepsi/Cherry Coke
Dr. Pepper
Sprite
Coke
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Done
1, Dr. Pepper
13. Coke (only because of mixing abilities)
……..
NR. Pepsi
NR. Mountain Dew
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
Cream Soda
Barq’s Root Beer
Ginger Ale
Dr. Pepper
Grape
Mountain Dew
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
WTF is wrong with you?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
These are my top tier
Left off Coca-Cola as well
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
orange soda >>> strawberry soda >>>>>>> grape soda
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
LOLNOPE
Grape>Orange>>>>>>>>>Shit>Strawberry
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm with this, but Orange>Grape
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
I have cut way back on my soda consumption, but here goes.
Surge (no longer available)
Vault (no longer available to my knowledge)
Mountain Dew
Diet Mountain Dew
Coca-Cola
Sunkist Orange
IBC Root Beer
Diet Coke
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dr. Pepper
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
I think you took my list and flipped it upside down.
Save IBC… we can all agree on a delicious ice cold IBC out of the bottle.
Or poured in a frosty mug...sooo goood....
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
They used to serve it that way at Chili's
It was always the coolest when we were allowed to order that as kids. But you had to make it last, since they didn’t have free refills.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
A place without free refills!?
WHAT A CROCK!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Well, it did come in bottles....not from the tap.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
What is with you and green sodas?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Not sure. They are more likely to be caffeine loaded, which is what I'm often looking for in a soda.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
I drank an absurd amount of surge and vodka in college.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
That sounds awesome. I never mixed it with booze.
I used to drink so much Surge in high school….I still have one unopened can in my office at home. It’s probably spoiled by now, right? I still want to drink it.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
SUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGE!!!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
this pretty much encapsulates what I love about the beverage.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1849307359389884652
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Coke
Cream Soda
Root Beer
Dr. Pepper
Mountain Dew
Sprite
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
where is strawberry milk on this list?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 1:22 PM CST reply actions
That's not soda?
And besides, we all know chocolate > strawberry
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 16, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
chocolate >>>>>>strawbery>>>>>>>>>>>>> white milk
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
Chocolate milk is ambrosia.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
Strawberry milk is the worst kind of milk
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Regular milk is.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
almond milk is okay
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
Strawberry milk is nasty.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
you dont get to have an opinin since you drink SOY
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
"I have to drink soy milk. Doctors say the real stuff could kill me!"
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Get this. I think I'm becoming lactose intolerant so I should drink soy milk, right?
Nope, I’m slightly allergic to soy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Any good?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
That wasn't the question.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
My sister loves the stuff.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I drink regular as well
Strawberry milk is not good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
What about malk?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Is this from an Ernest movie?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
That's what I was thinking of.
Thanks, Jam.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
haha i remember this
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Speaking of Breaking Bad, I was just thinking about the finale yesterday.
Didn’t Skylar end up
oh,
*BREAKING BAD SPOILERS DO NOT READ BELOW, HEATHEN IGNORAMUS*
basically killing her boss? He broke his neck falling down the stairs right?
Glad I missed it.
I have 2 eps left in season 4.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I have the whole damn season still to watch
When is it supposed to release on Netflix, anybody know?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
the dvd's come out
when the new seasons start. you’re better off downloading it
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
He didn't fall down the stairs
He slipped on his rug and slammed into the counter trying to run away from those thugs hired by Saul.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 1:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah, but they weren't supposed to hurt him.
He did it to himself.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 16, 2012 1:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Skylar sent them over in order to intimidate but with the knowledge (though obviously not belief)
that something bad could happen to him. I’m awarding her her first kill… Walt will be proud.
I want to punch Saul everytime he's on.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
He's not my favorite.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Gus is freaking awesome.
Like serious badass.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
so when can we discuss Justified?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
No
I haven’t seen this weeks yet. Can someone link me to a full episode
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i don't have a link but it was awesome
watch it !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
24 hour grace period.
When did it come on?
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 16, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
Tuesday brosef
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Question, I think there's a ghost in my house..
Went to bed last night with the door open so my room can ventilate, woke up this morning and the door was closed, I live by myself.
So, ghost, right?
no.. drafts caused by air vents/ cracked windows/ seals in doors
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
Could be a draft.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
But it was open all the way.
Can a draft cause a door to close fully shut? This hasn’t happened before.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 16, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
Pressure change can make a door close on the other side of the house
Happens all the time.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
where does this happen?!?!?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
For example
Leave a door open just slightly. Then go to another room in the house and open/close the front door. This forms a seal and changes the pressure in the house/apartment just slightly. Often the door you left open will close on its own as the pressure inside the room is forced against it.
/billnye
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe it was the ghost of Erik Thompson
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
There's no such thing as ghosts.
It was probably just Mike E stopping by to watch you sleep.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 16, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
I think.....
no….I know I would rather see a ghost……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
lol
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 16, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
You wake up and Mike E is standing over you eating popcorn
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i'd drop kick him like a seagull
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
heh....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
yes
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
man what if you fucking had a ghost
like a demon or something from paranormal. some shit like that? would totally fucking freak you out, you know?
i see anything ghost-like where i live and it is see you later, TDT. that’s for sure
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
yea drags you out of your bed
freaky
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
yeah no shit.
i can’t handle the ghosts and demons. if a dude was in my house, at least i can see him and pretend to fight back before he kills me.
but a fucking ghost? no way, no how. they are going to fucking get you like a fucking hunter. fucking silent ninja hunting.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
wait what if it was Mike E but then his head starting spinning
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
pop him with my glock
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
i would scream like a little fucking girl.
after i watched paranmormal activity the first one, i was convinced i had a demon in my apartment. slept on my couch for weeks. because i was certain if he was gonna get me, it was gonna be in my bed. you gotta out smart the demons.
and if i got dragged across a house like those son of a bitches? i’m fucking putting one in my head. those fuckers dont fuck around. they will fucking get you .
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions
I want to see a ghost so bad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 2:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i will take a raincheck
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Crankshaft sensor and camshaft sensor on my car are kaput.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I was really hoping that wasn't it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Like I hoped it was just a bad alternator. Nope.
Had a bad battery and after replacing that it was fine for a while, until yesterday.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
not really.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
doesnt it have 200K miles?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
around 140,500
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
There was another part of my car that needed to be replaced that I took it in for last week but they had to order the part.
Ended up being $777 total.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Something for that stupid remote switch thing for the sideview mirrors.
I went to adjust my windows and the thing fell into the door. Turns a piece holding it place was broken. They were going to try to get an inexpensive part and jimmy rig it into place but if that didn’t work, I would have to get a completely new door panel.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Has this not been discussed yet?
Stefan Stevenson @FollowtheFrogs
BREAKING: 5 TCU players tested positive for marijuana after Feb.1 test, source says; 11 others had trace amounts: READ: http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/02/16/3740268/source-5-tcu-players-failed-feb.html
’
That’s a lot fewer than I had guessed.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
too late
82 people failed the test as of yesterday, and that’s how the story will remain
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
that info coming from the guy selling the drugs
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
I had the radio on 105.3 yesterday when I got in my car to go home.
I almost drove into a parking lot column because of how stupid the hosts were on this subject. They literally did not understand what those affidavits were and what they said.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
you wuld think it would... i figured NCAA had a no tolerance
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
No, trace amounts means that it's in the margin of error.
Could be a positive, could be a negative. Treated as negative for purposes of enforcement, I think.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
Jeff Carter coming over here would be quite nice
Andrew Monrreal @ammonrreal
Stars/Carter talk on #MvsW. Someone from the “industry” says the Stars are interested.
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
nobody knows what that means
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
it means the stars could get a center that has scored an average of 36 goals a season over the past 4 or 5 seasons
on the cheap
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
FUCKING DO IT !!!!
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yes, for fuck's sake
this offense has been horrific wayyy too much this season. Really pissing me off.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 16, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
well Morrow's injury hasn't helped
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
He didn't seem to be doing much before the injury though.
They’ve been very frustrating to watch this year.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 16, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Which, also, would put Benn on the wing, lessening his defensive responsibility and increasing offensive output.
In other words, “WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE POINTS”
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
I love that broom guy.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
cheap as in not gonna cost alot of assets to get
his cap is something like 5.2 million… and its not like we dont have assloads of cap space
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
That's the catch.
There’s not a no trade clause though, so there’s always a chance we can dump him off somewhere else if things go wrong.
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
not really he's missed 10 games in the 4 seasons before this
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
...
Carter has a history of sustaining foot and knee injuries that have kept him out of the lineup at arguably crucial stretches. This includes the 2009-10 playoffs, when the Flyers went to the Cup Finals,5 the 2010-11 playoffs,6 and a few weeks near the start of the 2011-12 season with his new team, the Blue Jackets,7 who subsequently got off to the worst start in the last 19 years of NHL history.[8
maybe it’s playoffs only. Or a bitter Flyer’s fan updating wikipedia.
yeah
but he has no NTC since he got traded and gets very little money so we can dump him somewhere or stash him in the minors if he’s that bad
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Stars are like 80 million under the cap so it'll work
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
my office smells like somoene has been cutting honey butter chkn
biscuit farts all day in here
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:11 PM CST reply actions
Good or bad?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
awful man
and im the man to blame
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
I will occasionally hotbox myself here at work.
Inevitably, as soon as I cut one, someone wants to come in to talk. I just pretend that the smell doesn’t exist.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
ive done it in the elevator without thinking... then going down.. and the elevator stops
and im standing there in shear terror
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
i hate when this happens.
i love the ol’ hot box. until someone catches you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
can i start new thread? this is crushing my computer
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:18 PM CST reply actions
and post a GD link in here when you do.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
WSS
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 16, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
link that bitch up
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
x
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/16/2802962/ot-ii
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/16/2802962/ot-ii
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/16/2802962/ot-ii
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:23 PM CST reply actions
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