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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:23 PM CST
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Alligator Gar are found in the Lower Mississippi River Valley and Gulf Coast states of the Southeastern United States and Mexico as far south as Veracruz, encompassing the following US states: Texas, Oklahoma, South Carolina, North Carolina, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee, Arkansas, Missouri, Florida, and Georgia.[4] They have also been known historically to come as far north as central Kansas, Nebraska, Kentucky, Ohio, Iowa, and west-central Illinois, where the most northerly verified catch was at Meredosia, Illinois in 1922 and an 8.5 ft (2.6 m) specimen, now preserved, was caught at nearby Beardstown.[5] Specimens at locations further south in Illinois have been verified as recently as 1976, with the Illinois Academy of Sciences verifying a total of 122 captures to that date.[5] They inhabit sluggish pools and backwaters or large rivers, bayous, and lakes. They are found in brackish or saltwater, and are more adaptable to the latter than are other gars. In Louisiana it is common to see these large gar striking the surface in brackish marshes. [edit] Outside natural rangeThere have been a few notable sightings of Alligator Gar outside North America. In February 2007, a 1.5 m (4.9 ft) Alligator Gar was found swimming in Jakarta, Indonesia, when that city was hit by a major flood (see External Links below). In January 2008, a 3 kg (6.6 lb) alligator gar was found by fishermen in Bera, Pahang, Malaysia, when it was entangled in a fishing net.[citation needed] In November 2008, a 0.5 to 0.6 m (1.6 to 2.0 ft) long Alligator gar was caught in the north of Esenguly, Turkmenistan by two officials of Turkmenistan Fishery Protection. Dr. R. Mayden, Saint Louis University and Dr. Eric Hilton, Virginia Institute of Marine Science confirmed that it was probably Atractosteus spatula.[6] On September 4, 2009 a 1 m (3.3 ft) long Alligator Gar was found in Tak Wah Park in Tsuen Wan, Hong Kong. In the next two days, at least 16 other Alligator Gars, with the largest one measuring 1.5 m (4.9 ft) long, were found in ponds in public parks in Hong Kong.[7] As reported by nearby residents, the fish were released in the ponds by aquarium hobbyists and had lived there for some years. However, after a complaint made by a citizen who falsely identified the fish as crocodiles, terms like "Horrible Man-eating Fish" were found in the headlines of some major local newspapers.[8] Government officials decided to remove all the fish from the ponds as they claimed the species had no conservation value and would affect the local ecology if left in the ponds. The Leisure and Cultural Services Department said it would offer non-dangerous fish to animal welfare groups and charities. The fish that was caught first died later that day, and claims have been made that the local government does not treat the gars in an animal-friendly way - they were seen catching the fish with improvised nets and garbage cans.[9] On September 6 the government euthanized all of the fish as it said that there were no organizations willing to take them.[10] On September 8 however, the Hong Kong Ocean Park announced that it was willing to take the fish for exhibition and education to the public. Five surviving gars, caught on September 7, were sent to the Ocean Park.[citation needed]
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caught an alligator gar one time when i was in middle school
totally thought i had uncovered some kind of lost dinosaur fish species or something.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
we used to just shoot them w shotguns then cut them up for shad
then catch catfish.. then eat them
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
they are mean creatures
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Had the sane reaction the first time I caught a snapping turtle
Almost snapped my Mickey Mouse fishing rod.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 2:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Seen the River Monsters episode on them?
They no longer terrify me the way they did when I was a kid.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
We catch them all the time on the trot lines.
You think you have a massive catfish on the line and it turns out to be one of those nasty things.
They actually aren’t bad to eat.
We caught a freshwater eel one time. I almost crapped my pants on that one.
It was mean.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Caught a gar jar fishing one time
Unfortunately, I think they need to surface for oxygen. This unfortunate one
got stuck in a chain link fence that went down in the water.
I somehow hooked one by the tail and reeled it to the boat
We let him go though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Feb 16, 2012 7:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Well at least he was alive
No intention to eat. We were jug (jar) fishing for catfish which like to
come to the surface overnight. I think we did catch one catfish this
particular week that we we there though.
Bullshit list, I don't see LA Gear on there
That shit is so fly it’s retarded.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 2:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
did you vote other? I had a badass pair of british knights circa 1993
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
Oh snap, I forgot all about BKs.
MC Hammer was responsible for those flying off the shelves back in the 80s. You shoulda kept them! Even if they were nasty
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 2:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This makes me want to listen to Kriss Kross and watch an episode of Fresh Prince
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
What about British Knights?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
According the kelly blue book website, my car is barely worth over $2,000.
And that’s if my car is in excellent condition, which mine is not.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
which means a dealership will give you 800.00 take it or leave it.
they would just dump it at auction anyway..
drive that baby as long as possible.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
My mom said she heard of some place that will guarantee $3,000 but wants to check out how legit that is first.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
honestly.. just sell it on craigslist/autotrader yourself.. dont trade it in
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
you can give it texas can academy.
guaranteed 2K tax voucher.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
doubt she itemizes her taxes
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't done mine this year.
Normally I have that shit in the bag by now and already have my refund.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
This will be my first year filing jointly.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
you're an accountant man, right?
gots a question
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
so
i worked a side job last year doing tactical training for CBP…technically, I was an independent contractor, as I paid literally nothing in taxes (the rate wasa $30/hr and that’s what I took home). Well, I only made $575 doing it..I called the guy running it to see when I would get my tax shit and he said since it wasn’t over $600, they wouldn’t be reporting it to the IRS. Does that mean I (technically) could go without putting that shit on my taxes?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Well, you could have
but since you’ve posted about it on a public blog, the IRS now knows about it.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
technically, you could get away with it.
under $600 = no 1099. But if you do decide to file, you would have to file a schedule C and a schedule SE for your estimated amounts.
this is definitely not tax advice
hmm
ok
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
if you don't pay your taxes. How are you gonna get paid?
by BHill on Feb 16, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Good point.
I wonder if Loblaw or Wittless ever look in the mirror and say, “I pay your salary!”
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
heh
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
don't shit where you work type thing
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
shit where you EAT
and that’s a dumb rule. heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Always shit where you work.
You’re getting paid to take a dump.
by BHill on Feb 16, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Best advice I have heard in a while.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
i do it almost every day
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
you should not shit in your cop car
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure the criminals do it enough in the back seat.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Sorry. "Alleged criminals."
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
If they shit in my car, they're guilty of something
You’re good….
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Whew.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
doo doo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
go to work today you lazy bum!!!
i’m not paying you to stay home!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
you're blowing my mind right now
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
you're from oklahoma
not hard to blow your mind
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
I never do
All of our marathons etc are 1099 jobs, but they’re all individual employers, so I never make over the $600 limit. My neighborhood patrol job is also a 1099, which sucks. Luckily there is a LOt of stuff in our General Orders that I can write off for.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i have almost no write-offs this year
just church contributions and that’s it.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Do you guys rent in OK?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
own
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah
forgot about that one
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Does your general orders have guidelines for your hair length?
Boom, haircuts written off
How about color of socks/under-shirts?
Boom, written off
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i cut my own hair
and i didn’t buy any undershirts this year. maybe i could write off my cell service?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I do
I receive work emails and calls with it. I just do half though.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Electricity for the clippers
and your valuable time spent cutting your own hair.
I cut my own hair. I’m the best barber I know.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Here's a list of employee business expenses
http://www.irs.gov/publications/p529/ar02.html#en_US_publink100026912
Note that claiming these items (using Form 2106 & Schedule A) increases your risk of an audit, so be sure to keep good records. For clothes, the requirement is not suitable for everyday use, so be careful with some of the stuff you’re talking about. You’re satisfying the ‘require by employer’ part of the laws, but that’s not the only factor.
(standard disclaimer/not tax advice applies, but I am familiar with tax laws)
annnnnd bookmarked.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
just saying.
id say a 2K tax voucher is better than $200 cash.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm. I should probably definitely do this.
I’ve got a 98 Durango with 185K miles that I’m planning on replacing this summer.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
my dad has done it with 2 of my old ass cars that bit the dust.
a 92 Volvo Station wagon that died back in 2007.
a 98 Toyota Avalon that died back in 2010.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
It's got a ton of little issues.
Two broken power window motors, leak in the power steering line somewhere, electrical issue that throws codes to throw a CEL. It runs… but resale on it would not be ideal.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
See my car has cosmetic issues but for the most part (after they finish working on it today) it runs perfectly fine.
Engine is good. Brand new battery. Completely replaced the full pump last year. Only additional thing the guys told me that would need work if I decided to keep the car is replacing both the front and rear struts.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
You're only looking at $700
in refund money for the deduction. But it may be easier than selling it.
and aren't all older Durangos 4X4? I don't know when that changed.
Someone may love it as a hunting vehicle.
I don't know about all...
But mine is.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
i don't do my own taxes so what you said makes no sense to me.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
you essentially are donating your car.
but instead of selling it for pennies or barely getting anything back in trade in, you give it to these people who come and pick it up and then you get 2K off your taxes (i think thats how it works)
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
yeah i unfortunately would need the money asap and can't really wait until next year.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
engrish please
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Reduces your income by $2,000
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
If you have enough other deductions to get out of the standard box.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
And if that’s all it is, I could probably make more selling it than giving it away for a $2,000 deduction.
An actual $2,000 tax credit would be more valuable though.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Lol
I got $200 for my trade-in at CarMax last year.
Not one, but two hundred US Dollars, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
explain above referenced vehicle
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
'00 Pontiac Sunfire, hail-damaged, paint peeling on one side of hood
100k+ miles, engine trouble (pink smoke pouring out from beneath hood…some kind of fluid leakage).
$200 in cold, hard currency. Right in my pocket.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Might could've got more than that at the junkyard.
Just cut out the middle man.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Whever we took it
We were towing it there. So there was still gonna be a middleman.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
*wherever
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Wow.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Boom.
I got $250 for mine at Carmax in 2009.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
what was it?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
1998 Chevy Cavalier with extensive hail damage.
It had about 90K miles on it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That hail damage gets you every time
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
And there had been a bad hail storm in Austin in 09, so that depressed the market for hail damaged cars.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
You had hail damage. I have a large dent one one door and a smaller dent on the other.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
It's generally better if the door has damage though
because doors can be replaced. When the entire body of the car is covered in golf ball size dents, though, you pretty much have no chance of resale.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
I got $400 cash for an '89 Ford Bronco II XLT
The celing and side panels were covered in drawings
Mildewed as hell
Cobwebs everywhere
Passenger door didn’t open from the inside
Passenger window didn’t roll down
No A/C
Engine #2 had 100,000 miles
Battery was completely shot
Ended up selling it to a youth pastor who worked with my dad. He was going to use it as a training car for all the 15-16 year olds. Shoulda done a better job of cleaning it out, because he phoned two days later asking if I wanted the roll of condoms stashed in the center console.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 3:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Really inappropriate ones for a youth group
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 3:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
dino penis?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
A clown shooting up heroin with Jimi Hendrix
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 3:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
ribbed for hers AND his pleasure?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
lol
What kind of condoms?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
x
Pro tip: They break easily.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 3:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I always use condoms.
Last the thing the world needs is more little SEC Homers running around.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
lol
What kind of cobwebs?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
by crazy86er on Feb 16, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Mistreatment of fish doesn't get me too riled up.
And I’m pretty bleeding heart when it comes that that sort of stuff.
are you catch and release? or just dont catch at all?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
oh, i misread doesnt*
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
bunny hugger
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
fish hater
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
wait
you don’t eat fish?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 2:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yes
with Louisiana hot sauce
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 2:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
nope
wrong again, masses
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Sprinkle some dookie on it and he becomes very interested.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
yes i do
i love hamburgers.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
*with dookie sprinkles
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Where exactly does one get bobcat hamburgers?
Outside of Oklahoma, of course.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
i do not eat bobcat
I am not from Oklahoma
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
lies
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
you need to make Bobcat burgers for us at the tailgate.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
rat hamburgers maybe.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Fried catfish is nothing special
Not that great
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Wow.
Possibly the worst opinion ever unveiled on this board.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's in the running, but not the worst.
anti-BJ takes the cake.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
Given equal options
I might go for fried catfish before a blowie.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Assuming sufficiently excellent catfish, I may agree.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing is wrong with it, I just prefer other types of fish over catfish
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
YOUAREOUTOFYOURFUCKINGEVERLOVINGMIND
WORSTBIGTILLOPINIONEVER
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
I have said nothing unreasonable
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
hot, fresh catfish is very good
i chose to believe you never had hot, fresh fried catfish
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
I've had some really good catfish
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
obv not
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
Have to
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
have to what/
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
continue having bad opinions, obv
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I've had good catfish
Just in general I don’t find it amazing
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I like fried catfish.
But it has to be prepared absolutely perfectly. Fried crappie has a much less potential for error, so I am preferential to it.
waaaat
I don’t even like fish and I love fried catfish
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You and Schultzy should have an Oklahoma food blog.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
No way
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So many bad opinions to be mocked.
It would be awesome.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't have that many.
And keep in mind, I never said I disliked catfish
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You seem fully content to join the bad opinions Mt. Rushmore.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It is the best value fish for me.
It is not the best tasting.
Also, I have a grudge against lots of fried foods.
oh
I don’t either. I don’t usually read the top of the thread
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 2:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Unless you're allergic to it
There’s no excuse not to love seafood. None.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
I usually pinch all but one of the barbs on lures if I'm trout fishing
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
hate it when people said adidas without the s.. they just say adida
fuckin’ idiots
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
say*
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
I really should not like blue mountain state
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 2:47 PM CST via Android app reply actions
why?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
it is dumb
but it cracks me up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 2:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah so its dumb
but its awesome
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
thad makes me laugh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 2:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what is a good in between lunch & dinner snack?
i have been trying almonds instead of 15 mini twix from the receptionist bowl…
maybe i just need to eat another meal at 3:15…
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 2:50 PM CST reply actions
I usually have a granola bar.
Cheap and not terrible for you.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
cottage cheese and strawberries
Hell, a bag of cheetos would be better for you than 15 mini twix bars.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Almonds should do the trick.
Have you tried cocoa almonds? They’re by Emerald and they are lightly dusted with cocoa powder. So good, but you don’t have to eat a lot to feel full.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
ill have an activia
/karl
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Same brand
but I like the Cinnamon flavor more. Downside to those is that you can easily finish off half the container before noticing.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
wait where do you get these?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
I have found them at Tom Thumb.
But had probs finding them at Albertsons and Target. Here’s the bottle:
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
this looks awesome!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
I was completely serious about
“eating half the container” thing. I literally had to pour out a certain amount on a napkin and close up the container in order to avoid eating too many.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
deez NUTS!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
In a container!
What a gag gift that would be. What’s that? It’s already been done? Awwww….
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
I'm running a marathon on sunday in austin
I need a place I can eat lunch, drink beer and watch the mavs game at afterwards. Any suggestions?
Fox & Hound used to be pretty solid for the beer/Mavs part of that equation. Food was suspect though.
Are you going to be downtown, or in the outskirts?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
If its the one I'm thinking of, its straight through downtown.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure you should drink beer a few hours after a marathon.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
i am certain that he should
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
haha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
plus it only takes like 4 beers to get you drunk after a race
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Gimme a minute, I'm looking up the location of this place to see if it'll be close to you.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
two more: Black Sheep Lodge (been to), Upper Decks (haven't)
Black Sheep, can vouch for the food, sliders are great
Upper Decks, just over the bridge from downtown
Red’s is supposed to have a nice view
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Anyone else trying to lose weight? Or just work out junkies?
I was thinking of starting an LSB group on Fitocracy. You ‘level up’ the more you do. And the exercises range from serious weight lifting to just taking the stairs instead of the elevator.
Anyone interested?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
knockoutking always post how far he walked on hes pedo-meter
on twitter…
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
autopost!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Honestly
that’s why I stopped following you on there
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 16, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
really?
because of autoposted comments that typically are posted in the middle of the night?
THAT is what you unfollowed me over?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
haha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
haha
yeah, it was a long time ago though
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 16, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
tear
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
my app has a mute thing now so I can just mute fitbit stuff
so you’re back in. Congratulations!
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 16, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
wooo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Also
I don’t follow many LSBers anymore. It may have actually been because my feed was getting filled up with mostly LSBers talking back and forth.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 16, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
I don't follow any LSBers.
Twitter is a news source for me. I have a baseball list and a basketball list. I should probably make one for football too.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
You should make an LSB one soyou can read DadBoner retweets .
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Retweets don't show up on lists.
I actually do subscribe to BHill’s LSB list.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
wow
cause they come through like once a day.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
dang.
(and i tweet probably most often out of everyone here)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I never tweet.
Other than messages to baseball writers to either ask a question or make a comment.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I reached 3000 on Tuesday.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay passed that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
i finally passed 100 i think
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
25,507
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Nice.
I used to only tweet a fewtimes a day.
Then I said EFF IT and started tweeting anything that came into my head.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
It's mainly because I reply to people a lot.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
thats crazy....I only use it for news tho
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
10132
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
or maybe its how many young men he has sundusky'd?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
KOK was fairly low on my list of potential LSBers
with a pedometer.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
I had to wear one for a class at ACU.
I had days where I wouldn’t get 1800 steps. I miss those days.
i at least pass those most days
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
I think pedo-meter has a whole different definition than pedometer
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Peter File?
Is there a Peter File here?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
yes
yes it does
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
id do it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, the group is created
I can’t invite people to the group until it hits a certain number, but it’s an open group so if you sign up for Fitocracy, you can search it and join.
Or click here after joining
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I can't get in b/c Fitocracy is invite-only.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
and i can't view it in IE
sad face
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
try this
fitocracy link (mine)
or this one:
from reddit via google search
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Invites
here → INVITATION!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
does this mean i can shave my chest and belly and post pics and it not be gay?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
let's not get crazy
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I'm in.
Looking for the group now.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
I'll join.
Lord knows I need to.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
really?
this sounds fun. you just keep track together as a big ass group?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
hmm cant auto import can you
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
how do we get with this specific group?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
did you join above?
join, then click on this:
http://www.fitocracy.com/group/6588/
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
I'M IN!
Don’t you feel privileged? twhs
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Two cops
Lets go chase some suspects! Then log it into fitocracy!!!!
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
how many points for running 200 yards, jumping a few fences and then
uh, hitting a punching bag with a 2 × 4?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
More like
How many points for walking from the handicap spot in front of the 7-11 to the coffee pots, including the round-about way past the nudey mags, and then back to the squad?
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
and following your trail back passed the nudie mags to the donuts
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
for reals
triple points for doing the straight line walk as an example
i was thankful the cop showed me where to walk when i was like 22. i might have just kept on fucking walking
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 16, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
I'm trying to lose weight....
I’m down 9 lbs….taking it slow…hoping to lose about 25 more by the end of the year….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
my day in a nutshell
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
about like mine
because this one dude fails to follow up…..I am stuck redoing shit because of his incompetence. Fuck.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Are you the shooter or Gumby?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
shooter
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
why is a dude in a gumby suit in your office?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It's like watching Bruce Banner turn into the Hulk.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
way too mild
more like this:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
If I were Adrian Beltre
I point at that.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
wow thats a violent fall
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I love the guy that reaches out to catch the bass drum
and not the person falling.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
WE NEED TO SAVE THE DRUM !
> pushes guy down further
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
talk to me about cruises
any worth taking? out of galveston specifically
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
disney cruise!
/philkid
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
I enjoyed the Carnival Cruise to Cozumel out of Galveston
Pretty cheap, lots of drank to get on in Cozumel. Also went to Progreso, and you could visit Chichen Itza (the Mayan pyramids) via shore excursion. Pretty incredible.
And the food was swank (all night pizza buffet FTW!). Gambling sucked, but that’s just because I hate limit poker.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
that is actually what i am looking at
right now
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
It's a pretty nice mix of beaches, partying, historical stuff, etc
I was mostly going for the pyramids, but I came away completely impressed by the boat experience too. Great food, not too crowded, awesome views (especially the sunset down in Cozumel….holy shit, like the sky was on fire).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
hmmm
ill ck it out i think
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, the sunset out of Cozumel was pretty fantastic:
Jamaica was pretty awesome, too:
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Food is all you need.
And a little warm weather.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
My rich cousin and his wife take a cruise every two months
They always go out of Galveston. Mostly they go the Caribbean route, but the past two times, they’ve done the Mexico-Honduras-home route.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Haven't gone out of Galveston, but they've added some new ships there lately.
Supposedly prices have come down.
I’ve gone out of Ft. Lauderdale once and am scheduled to go out of San Juan in 9 days. So pumped.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Do you get to spend any time in San Juan beforehand?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
One day. We get in at 11pm on Saturday and the cruise leaves the next day at 11pm.
We’re planning to walk around Old San Juan
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Sweet
Yeah it’s totally doable in a day. The forts are pretty awesome, and there’s a nice cathedral down town.
For food, be sure to try the mofongo. Fuckin’ delish.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
What is in mofongo?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Plantains, mostly
They usually mix in some chicken, lettuce, shrimp, or other stuff. Looks gross, but it tastes delicious:
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Not a huge plaintain fan. But that looks pretty tasty.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
"I don't want no mofungus!"
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
This is my dad's favorite show
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Mofongo
I had that at Cafe Habana in Austin. They made theirs with pork, and it was a ball of awesomey goodness.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
The guidebook I have says that Ponce De Leon is buried in that cathedral.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Guidebook? Frommer's?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Frommers Caribbean 2009
Got it for $10 at Half-Price and it covers all the islands we’re stopping at.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Heh. Frommer's makes me think of Eurotrip.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yup
Cathedral of San Juan Bautista. If I recall, they wouldn’t let me take pictures in there (wanted to sell me postcards, just like in Russia, lol).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
If it were me?
I’d just fly to Puerto Rico and spend all my time there.
I love it… cheap, easy to get to, and the women are gorgeous. You’ll find all the beaches you want there.
Puerto Rico is pretty rad
This was the lobby to our hostel:
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
"Too many horrible Mexicans"
-Bascik
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I went there once.
Was pretty pretty great.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Wife and I did New Years Eve out of San Juan
only problem was that we had to pass ride to get there. So it was touch and go, but we got there. Our theory was that we spend $700 for the cabin. If we didn’t make it we’d take a loss, but we did make it, so we probably spent about a $1000 on drinks and excursions.
Win-win in reverse psychology I think. Maybe not.
Last year, I took a Royal Caribbean 8 day Western Caribbean cruise.
Stops in Jamaica, Grand Cayman, and Cozumel. In general, I really enjoyed the cruise, but I would have loved more time in each port.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Grand Gayman
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Crusies scare me.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Why, because of the Costa thing?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
No... nothing to do with that.
Just being on a big ship with like 10,000 people.
When I do vacations I don’t like group tour type stuff… I’m not sure how able to do my own thing a cruise would be. Especially with meals and stuff.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I get what you're saying
but me and the (now) ex-wife pretty much kept to ourselves the whole time, and we still had a blast. I didn’t feel crowded at all.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
well should have included this
probably going w/ brothers lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
not sure if thsi changes anything though
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
At certain times and places, it could be crowded, but in general it was fine.
And I hate crowds.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
all inclusive cruises dont exist from what i understand which makes me
immediately not want to go and out of my price range with the amount of food and booze i consume
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
yeah...that is going to be part of the issue
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
It's probably closer to 3,000-5,000 people, but I hear you.
Most cruiselines let you set your own meal schedule now. I never felt like I was part of a huge group…my wife and I just did whatever we wanted, whenever we wanted.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
I always push the annoying people overboard who get in my way.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Well now they seem much scarier.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Dammit, I have seen too many Royal Caribbean commercials lately.
Our cruise was Carnival, not Royal Caribbean.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
galveston ones are great
get drunk and win monies!
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
You guys hear a fap, fap, fapping sound?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 16, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
People here are very...open about it.
They’ll just tell their roommate to leave for like 10 minutes.
just like prison
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
hey now
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
No YOU shut it
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Zip it up and zip it out!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
lady from across the office.. i can smell your hummus.. put a lid on that shit.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:48 PM CST reply actions
Is it roasted red pepper or some nasty kind?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
smelly shit
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Dude, that's not her hummus.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
it most certainly is.. shes a vegan.. eats lots of artichokes too
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
which nobody in the office says a word to her about but she feels necessary to tell every that
she is in fact a vegan.. and what we are eating for lunch is gross…
we dont say a word to her… fuck her. i hate stupid bitches.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Hummus is yummus.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
No, the one on the bottom left is right.
very right.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Quite correct.
Lubbock is the shining beacon of West Texas, but all that means is it’s less of a shithole than Midland or Odessa. It’s still a shithole.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's more like
Lubbock>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Amarillo>>Abilene>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Odessa>Midland
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Abilene's HILL COUNTRY, son.
(but also a shithole, yes)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That's debatable.
I put it as the exact point where hill country and west texas merge.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
don't you dare disparage Abilene
it’s a great town. I miss it a lot
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i wish i could go
but no point since Harold’s is closed
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
My friend passed out there the last time I was in Abilene.
It was his birthday. It was really odd.
But yeah, I loved that place.
the BBQ place?
did he bring his own booze? not a real safe place in town to be passing out in…
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
No.
It was heat exhaustion or something. Ambulance called and stuff.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 16, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
It is a piece of shit
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
says the guy who lives in Stillwater, home of the super homoerotic stone mural of 2 dudes having gay sex
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
What?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'll find the pic
its on the side of the Wrestling Hall of Fame. a mural that looks like dudes just straight bangin each other
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Oh that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Yeah...
Abilene is still a pice of shit
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
no weird dudefucking murals in abilene
AND YOU’RE FROM WF?!?!?!? That place is a shithole
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
ok
better: WF or Abilene.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I pick Abilene.
I was talking to one of my training officers that’s getting stationed at Sheppard AFB for UPT, and apparently my description of Wichita Falls depressed him. He said, “Well, hopefully I’ll be busy with the whole ‘becoming-a-pilot’ thing.”
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 17, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
You have bad opinions
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
ACWN HAS SPOKEN
Schultzy is wrong.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
He has said himself his opinions are bad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
To be fair, I have a contempt for many things I grew up with.
Also, I really enjoyed ACU. Can’t say the same for MSU. Biased.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 17, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
ACU is nice
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
WRONG AGAIN
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Boo.
It’s my second-favorite college I’ve attended.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 17, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions
I couldn't tell you a single person I had class with at MSU.
I was checked out from the moment I got there.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 17, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions
Mississippi State?
I don’t really have an axe to grind with ACU..just the oppressive rules there that don’t allow you to live life and make/learn from typical 20 year old kid mistakes. I don’t want to start a religious flame war or anything
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Midwestern State University in Wichita Falls.
Also, oppressive rules don’t bother me. Remember where I am now.
Also, I was an atheist while I was there. It didn’t bother me. Still liked the people.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 17, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions
ah. that makes way more sense
did the constant Chapel not drive you fucking bananas?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
A little.
What were the requirements when you were there?
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 17, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions
well
chapel 5 days a week (something like 10 absences allowed per semester), no booze or tobacco at all ever for anyone, and I believe they may have academically suspended a couple of chicks who got knocked up, but i think they let them back in.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Ah.
Ours was 55 times per semester, no drinking on campus (don’t know rules for tobacco).
There were also the rules about not being able to go to the dorms of opposite sexes, etc.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 17, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
they loosened up on the booze rules after I left
that was one I had a problem with. I could see no booze on campus and some kind of penalty for U21s getting in trouble with it. But to tell a 21 year old man or woman they can’t have a beer or a glass of wine (which does benefit your health) is absolutely ridiculous.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Yeah, even as someone that doesn't drink,
that doesn’t make sense to me.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 17, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions
I was very health conscious. I wanted to drink one glass of red wine per day and that was all.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Liars go to hell Bob
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
well, I had 21 years to make up for
one glass of wine per day multiplied by 21 years is a lot of glasses of wine. And change wine to whiskey. Still good, no?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Wichita Falls is way better than Abilene (Which is saying something because WF isn't good either)
Abilene is one of my least favorite towns I’ve ever been to
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Stillwater wishes it was Abilene
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Feb 17, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
thank you, JW
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
the first time in history those words have been spoken on this blog
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
heh
I like JW. I’d love to meet him in person
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
The fact that you had Midland above Odessa makes your list invalid
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
*below
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
As a native Odessan, agreed.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
They're equally shitty in different ways.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You're not very good with greater than signs, are you?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
And I'm not good at seeing you corrected yourself.
Odessa is slightly better than Midland only for the fact that they have a college there that makes it somewhat sane.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
How dare you disrespect Midland College
home of the motherfuckin Chaparrals.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I should have said university.
Midland college…is…well. Midland college.
Although I don’t disparage any of the high education schools in either city. My hat is off to those smart enough to try and get a better education and get the hell out of those towns.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I spent a semester at MC
calling it glorified high school would be too kind.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i am confused
because i have spent some time around LBK
and where east texans think i live, is EVERYWHERE around it.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Correct, so technically it's not Lubbock, but the shit hole towns around it.
The town of Lubbock isn’t that bad. It’s not anciently old and run down like Amarillo or Abilene, it’s spread out, and it does have trees and vegetation, no matter what you assholes stay.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
my friend who went to law school said it right
its not lubbock that is shitty. (its far from a great town though)
its everything around it
it is everything between it and “civilization”
it is how far it is from dallas, austin, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Nope...
I grew up in the country and I will always prefer it. I enjoy the quiet at night. I like being able to grab a fishing pole and be within a few minutes of a private pond. I like to see cotton in the field and yearlings on good wheat. Not having to deal with an ass load of traffic every day.
Some of these I already knew, but others...holy shit.
13 Things About Your Childhood You Never Realized That Will Blow Your Mind
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
mind = blown
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah that one threw mw for a loop.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Billy West has probably voiced 3/4 of the characters from every animated series ever.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah.
Voice actors get around. Especially Frank Welker. I used to be really good at picking out who people were.
pamela adlon's a great voice actor
and now she’s kicking ass on californication and louie
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
370 titles on IMDB.
Welker: 675. For the most part, though, he makes animal noises.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 16, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
sprite remix.. man black people loved that shit
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
it was good for putting syrup in it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 3:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It was fucking good.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I just got the chicken joke.
Wow.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
That can't possibly be the intention.
Clever twist, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Man, I loved Crispy M&Ms.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
waffle crisp and french toast crunch
may be 2 of my top 3 fav cereal of all time
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
I never had French Toast Crunch.
I just tried Vanilla Toast Crunch last weekend, and it was bland. Needs more cinnamon.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
vanilla toast crunch
i was unaware this existed
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
My bad. It is actually called Frosted Toast Crunch, and it is new.
It has a slight vanilla flavor, and a slight cinnamon flavor, but it is mostly bland.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Waffle Crisp is probably 5-10 for me, as well.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
you can still get them out of the country
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but then I have to try to smuggle them back into the country.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
YESSSSSS
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
13 is incorrect
I read the Baby Cookie Monster book every other freaking night. He’s been Cookie Monster since birth
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
It was taken from Wiki
In a song in 2004, Cookie Monster revealed that, before he ate his first cookie, he believes his name was Sid.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Okay, No. 1
People have to know that, right? Like, maybe not little kids, and I get that it looks like his head without close inspection, but people don’t really assume he’s head bashing them blocks, right?
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No. 3 everyone knows that. Is this list trolling me? I'm going to keep reading.
Okay, No. 4 did just blow my mind.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm not going to click on the link
Can I get a copy past of the list of 13?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It's all images.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
No. 6, yes, obviously. Good lord, list.
No. 7 I didn’t actually know, but I can hear it in my head.
No. 8, all them cereals were delicious, man.
No. 10, YES EVERYONE KNOWS THIS
I had to Google Ryan Gosling.
Uncle Phil = Shredder is one of the Internet’s greatest mind fucks, so it’s lost its power. He’s also Brer Frog in Splash Mountain.
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Calm down, man.
Breathe.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I always assumed it was his head.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
See, this.
As far back as I can remember, I recognized Mario put his hand up in his iconic jump. Now, I never really thought about it, but I don’t think there was a point in my life that had you asked me if he was hitting with his head I would have said “yes.”
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Regardless, his form is terrible.
A solid enough helmet would facilitate the smashing without serious injury, but he doesn’t even make a proper uppercut. Realistically, there’s broken fingers involved.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 4:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Punching bricks is a lot more difficult than punching dolphins, good sir
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
So wrong. Bricks don't move.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 4:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Or swim.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Your hitboxes would suck.
Don’t make games.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It would be called 'Concussion Guy'
And you gotta find a way to pay off the hospital bill
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 4:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I never really cared.
It doesn’t make any difference to me if it’s his hand or his head.
You lose when that happens.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Hi C Ecto Cooler was the shit
Ryan Gosling looks like a creep on 11.
by sprite on Feb 16, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i remember it too..great stuff
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
There was a thread somewhere, reddit maybe, were they copied the recipe.
So you could make it at home.
it takes a special person.....
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
you going to the tailgate?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i somehow convinced mine
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
mine will stay home w/ the kids while me and a buddy will come to tailgate
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Does your buddy read LSB?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
nope not at all lol
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I've thought about taking my brother in law
To a tailgate… but I don’t know how weird it would be for someone who didn’t know everyone.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm bringing a friend of mine who doesn't know everyone here.
I’m tempted to ask a couple other friends seeing how KOK says only 56 of the 65 tickets have been claimed.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
ill have a new post up tomorrow or monday
probably
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
i have 2 with you and your wive's name on it.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
i figure that I've actually never met anyone on here in person
so it won’t be that weird for him….maybe not tho.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Lol
I’m pretty sure I would drag my ass out all the way from Tyler if you guys were serving up homemade Surge.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
I drank that stuff everyday
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 4:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
mine too
my blue “the real ghostbusters” lunchbox
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 4:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
GI JOE WITH MATCHING THERMOS BITCH
I even squeezed the Ecto Cooler into my thermis so I could drink out if it like a boss.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 4:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
ghostbusters was better than gi joe
I think I had that lunchbox too. I also had a red dick tracy one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 4:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Second time Surge has been mentioned today
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
That stuff was great.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
One of my favorite esoteric references in the "Space Mutiny" MST3K episode
“Sir, there’s a power surge in Sector 4.”
Mike: Power SUUUUUUUUUUUURGE!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
So delicious.
Once it went out of serious production, I missed it so much that I joined a community that posted sites where it was still available or Ebay auctions where it was being sold. Good times.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
I swear I saw an episode of Hoarders where a guy still had a 12 pack of Surge
I would pay serious moneys
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 4:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Didn't Surge make your penis smaller?
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 16, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Damn lies from the Mountain Dew lobby.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
WORTH IT, WHO NEEDS 16 INCHES ANYWAY
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 4:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Pepsi Blue fucking sucked.
I’m glad it’s gone.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 16, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Buttefinger BBs were amazing
I liked Waffle Crisp too/
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
This. BBs had a perfect peanut butter to chocolate ratio.
Regular Butterfinger skews too far into the peanut butter side of the equation.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
MFTROOF
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
She doesn't have a cat. her mom's name isn't Pat.
But she always — well, almost always — wears a hat.
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THAT FUCKING CARNATION COMMERCIAL
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 4:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV5uqgiH84M
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW2tSyrH4Qs
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Is there anything better than the Mike Singletary cat food commercial?
The answer is no, there is not.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 4:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Greatest Nickelodeon/Nick Jr. show?
My money is on Doug.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
With Salute Your Shorts as a close 2nd
Aww hell, why not?
Top 5:
1. Doug
2. Salute Your Shorts
3. Hey Dude!
4. Legends of the Hidden Temple (fucking nobody won that shit)
5. Rocko’s Modern Life
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
All of those were better than Doug, except Rocko.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Have you seen how to do the dougie with doug characters?
You probably have.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
And they didn't win because of the stupid Silver Monkey.
Despite the fact that all you had to do was put the feet first, then the torso, then the head.
GOD IT SO HARD.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8ZUOJApfL0
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Universal needs a LotHT playground.
I’d get an annual pass yesterday.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm related to the guy who played Bobby Budnick
True story. He’s like a 9th cousin once removed or something like that.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 16, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
Blew my mind when I first noticed that kid was in Terminator 2
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah he was a big shot then
I think he works in video games now doing voices
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 16, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
No.
Alex Mack, All That, Hey Arnold, and You Can’t Do That on Television are ahead of Doug just off the top of my head.
Also, please allow me to ruin/improve Doug for you.
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No, No, Hell No, and Never Seen It
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
You Can't Do That on Television
Great show. And it had a young Alanis Morrisette!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
We've done this bit before, me thinks.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Well pardon me, Captain I'mAlwaysInEveryOTThreadSoDon'tYouDareRepeatSomething
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, in a pissy mood.
Some jackass creditor got a hold of me at work. I hate that shit.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Ooooh. That is the worst.
Do you have a direct number that they called?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
yeah. Don't know how in the hell they got a hold of it.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
They have ways. The worst one I had started calling my in-laws. I don't know they got their numbers.
At least it is a direct number instead of a shared line. Asking your co-workers to hang up on collectors for you sucks.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I got lost looking over all the "clockman" threads for pinwheel yesterday.
So what is so special about Clock Man? The original poster of the Bungie.net thread describes the animation as following:
"This short animation was terrifying as a child. The scene is still burned into my mind (28 years later). It’s of a young boy sleeping in his bed. Above his bed is a ticking clock. All the lights in the room are off and it is very dark. Suddenly the clock begins to slow down it’s ticking and eventually it stops…on midnight. When the clock stops a Greenish/Bluish man climbs out of the clock. The boy wakes up just in time to see this man dressed in black grab him out of bed and kidnap him by carrying him through a window. The "Clock Man" takes the boy on some kind of terrifying adventure and brings him back to his bed before sunrise."
Many other adults who watched Pinwheel also remember this animated short, were also terrified of it, and almost all of them remember it being on Pinwheel around the same time. So far there is no documentation of this short to exist."
all b/c of an innocent fraggle rock mention.
I cannot remember this sketch. Seems like it would have left a mark on me.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
x
Breaking News @BreakingNews
Baseball Hall of Fame president Jeff Idelson says Hall of Fame catcher Gary Carter has died – AP
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
damn
One of my favorite Expos. I have his autograph around my house somewhere. RIP, Gary.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Bummer.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 16, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
RIP, "Kid"
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck cancer.
That is all.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 16, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Underrated.
People actually questioned whether he belonged in Cooperstown.
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Which is complete bullshit.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
I just now went to see where he ranks all-time among catchers in fWAR.
I was thinking maybe somewhere from 5-10, erring on the side of 10.
Nope. Not even.
Fourth. Ever. All-time.
Of course, fWAR is the only argument I need.
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He was third.
Until this guy passed him.
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What's bullshit is that it took six tries for him to get in.
Texas Rangers - back-to-back American League Champions
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
I remember him getting in, just didn't know he'd been retired 11 years.
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damn
wonder if keri interviewed him?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
yeah that one was crazy.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Trifecta Complete
Don Cornelius
Whitney Houston
Gary Carter
I think Gary is gonna the shaft end of the deal in this 3 bedroom apartment.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:18 PM CST reply actions
*get
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
>Not raining
>Go to the bathroom before taking Thor out
>Suddenly storming like a MOTHERFUCKER
My house smells like wet dog.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It was a five minute deuce
not like I spent all damn day in there.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
ill take my laptop in there next thing i know ive been on the toilet for 45 minutes - an hour
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Well I made the mistake of getting ready before I went to the bathroom
so I couldn’t just not take him out. He was jumping around the living room because TIME TO GO OUT, GOD DAMNIT
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
get a pee pad
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
For yourself, not the dog
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
We do that at night
because he’s old and has a small bladder so he’ll need to go 1-2 times overnight.
But I don’t like putting papers down during the day.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This is actually pretty rad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I just got around to reading it.
That was actually pretty damn good (even though a lot of it is the old skit).
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 16, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
NIKE wins
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 4:35 PM CST reply actions
I'm not big on Nike shoes (definitely prefer the fit of Adidas)
but their shirts are generally just… the best. Cut, fit, etc… I love Nike tees.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i used to wear nothing but new balance running shoes and adidas shorts/shirts
im 100% nike on footwear and athletic clothing onw
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
I kicked asses the last couple days at work.
People are seriously walking about my office with all their requests filled and mysterious bruises on their faces. I’m that dominant.
will you make me a milk shake?
/jam… done.. 20 seconds ago.. 2 straws
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'm calling HR on your ass.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
Call them. I'll dominate them with a perfectly worded email conveying how, in fact, they enjoyed their beat downs and how the beatings increased office efficiency by 7%.
I’ll have pretty much all day tomorrow to work on it.
Who the hell are you? Terry Tate? Office Linebacker?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
He fucking taught Terry Tate
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I love how we can say dick and pu$$y on regular tv now.
Archer pulled off the best use of the D-word a while back.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:40 PM CST reply actions
SHUT YOUR DICKHOLES!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
x
Eat a dick, jungle. Cover it with malaria and leeches, spread it with some degayly fever, and eat it a big goddamn jungly dick.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
Marge: "Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice."
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
of course
bill hader in a clint eastwood parody commercial on snl saturday did say pussy. twas hilarious
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
They definitely say pussy on NBC though.
SNL used it this week.
They’ve probably used dick recently too.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
the show this past week was great
at least once the news ended
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
I've been away for hours ... Benji accepted my apology, cool
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
x
Chris Brown appears to be standing at the precipice of a Charlie Sheen-esque breakdown, only his drug isn’t whatever Sheen was inhaling but wanton cluelessness. Brown’s latest outrage related to his inability to not be a total jerkface about his beating-up-Rihanna baggage comes from Us Weekly, which cites a “source” claiming that the singer used “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” as a pickup line on a woman at an L.A. gift lounge last Friday. When asked for comment, Brown’s representative told Us, “I’d be surprised if Chris said something that stupid,” which means Brown’s handlers must walk around in a state of perpetual shock these days.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Meh
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The Stars have traded Defenseman Nicklas Grossman to Philadelphia for a 2012 2nd round pick and a 2013 3rd round pick. Update coming.
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
that stars are excel at mediocrity
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
what and where i expected him to go to/for
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
sad but yes
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
After the first 15 picks it's pretty much a crapshoot.
2nd round and 3rd round have some gems. Eriksson was a second rounder.
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
a few
benn was a 5th rounder
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Well, Power Rankings suggested that they'd be sellers at the deadline, so.....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Stars doing their best to be the most-depressing DFW franchise.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 16, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
Don't give up on the Cowboys so quickly.
They can get worse.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Do the Allen Wranglers count?
Zing!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
Just saw it's originally LA's pick we're getting.
So it’ll be slightly higher than Philly’s position, barring an LA cup run.
Which, knowing our luck, will happen.
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
for the better, unfortunately.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
hah
blue mountain state just made fun of the Craig James/Texas Tech situation
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 16, 2012 4:48 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Damn smart kids.
Kevin Roden @KevinRoden
OH at TAMS: I got accepted into Columbia, but it’s my 4th choice
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
We need to round em all up and treat em "Hunger Games" style.
Sole survivor gets to go to their Ivy League school of choice.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
There are smart kids, and then there are TAMS kids
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 16, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
The TAMSter that was on College Jeopardy won the whole damn thing.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
UNT girl, right?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 16, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
TAMS girl.
TAMS is like it’s own microcosm within UNT.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
what is TAMS?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
Texas Academy of Math and Science
It’s for high school kids that can start college early
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Moe explained it better than I did.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
what is this word?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
TAMS = Texas Academy of Math and Science which is based at UNT.
Essentially really fucking smart kids during their sophomore year of high school apply to this program and if they get accepted they spend what would have been their junior and senior year in high school in college. But they’re aren’t really in college. They are but they are not………I can’t really explain it.
They tend to ruin a lot of core classes’ curves though. Pisses off some college students which is funny.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
They think they are in college.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They have their own dedicated dorm hall and everything.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
so the M.D. who is 22 was probably a TAMS?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
Possibly. A lot of them do go onto medical school early.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
all asian!.. the picture is funny
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions
I really wanted to do something like this when I was in high school.
I hated my high school by my sophomore year. But then I got bigger and started playing football and it mysteriously got better.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
Do they still have the Science Place in Dallas?
I remember in particular a DWI vehicle simulator where your character could take massive amounts of drugs and get absolutely hammered and you had the option to take a taxi or drive home. If you chose to drive it completely jacked the steering capabilities.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 5:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Is that the Science Museum?
Because that place is a dump. They are going to be moving into Victory later this year…kickass new building.
But I remember that simulator….it was pretty sweet.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
something needs to be done about fairpark
or its going to be lost forever here soon.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
only thing it has going for itself is the state fair
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
pretty much
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
They're trying to get some more down there.
They were building a space needle thing during the Fair last year. And there are some events that happen down there.
It’s really sad. Could have been amazing if the Cowboys had moved there.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 16, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
it really could have been.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
they've merged with stuff though.
The Museum of Nature & Science is the result of a 2006 merging, unlike any in the nation, of three cultural institutions – the Dallas Museum of Natural History (est. 1936), The Science Place (est. 1946) and the Dallas Children’s Museum (est. 1995). The combination of the Dallas Museum of Natural History and the Science Place was completed in June of 2006. The Children’s Museum combination was completed the following October.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I remember that simulator
It didn’t have the intended affect. We always chose to drive with as many drugs as we could possibly take
crack + gin and tonics FTW
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 16, 2012 5:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Longhorns baseball, season opener hosting Duke this weekend
Rain chance threatens Friday and Saturday nights, but Sunday noon looks . . . oh shit, Mavs @ Lin-sanity? Who could’ve forecast . . .
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Schoolly's walls: pre-season shakeup
1) Finally ordered/received the Turner Publishing RANGERS calendar. (Thought the price would drop after the new year, it didn’t.) February is Ceej, only guy who’s definitely gone. Judy is November. 2) Got a cheap Target frame for my Winter Caravan signed pic. It displaces the Texas Monthly cover… 3) … which contains Ceej — I could paste someone’s face over his (preferably a lefty), or just scrap it … too bad, it’s a cool picture
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions
reply fail to schooly
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
dead?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
did some damage @ Lucky Brand outlet in San Marcos
first new non-Rangers shirts in . . . too long . . . I like Lucky because they make smalls
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
grilled chicken sandwich @ what a burger
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
yes . . . which provides like three days worth of fiber
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
no guac?
really?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 16, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
Other than chips, those two sides have the highest fat content
Plus, guac is gross (yeah, yeah, BTO)
the fat in avocado can be misleading ...
However, the fat found in an avocado is mainly monounsaturated oleic acid which is basically a health-friendly fat and is the type of fat found mostly in olives and olive oil. The cholesterol content of avocado is regarded as "good" cholesterol, which means that it is not only good for the heart but also helps lower the risk of acquiring diseases. In fact, the cholesterol in avocado helps lower bad blood cholesterol levels or LDLs and helps increase the good cholesterol levels.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
my health info comments are underwritten by The Kaiser Foundation
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
nope
wrong again
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I saw something about some Latin American country
where they put ground up bugs in guacamole or something like that. Thought about you.
/signs you spend too much time on LSB
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
that could only improve guac.
such a gross out
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Potbelly's
Skinny Turkey, no sauce
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm watching last night's
likeigiveafuck.gif
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
tonite's assignment: '50s & '60s, so they're fuckin' up shit in Schoolly's wheelhouse ...
grrr …. (grinding teeth is bad for you — this dental tip is brought to you with a grant from The Chubb Group … heh heh, ‘chub’)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
i walked in the room
when my parents were watching it and this trio of girls attempted to sing ‘why do fools fall in love’ by frankie lymon. they fuckin sucked
by studcrackers on Feb 16, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
I watched the Voice earlier this week
It was on at the laundromat
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Bold Flavors Ty
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I suppose.
Though I am unsure what VFN is doing. I guess letting Jones go. Keeping Teix, Desmond, Pineda, Romero, Ubaldo
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I like the trade for you.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I do too.
It showed up, knowing that I’ll probably need to move a keeper level player, and it’s like “fuck it, I like it anyways”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm guessing Ty has more moves coming.
Either Beltre or one of Rentz guys.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
You'll have AGon soon enough.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Wait no... that doesn't make sense.
You have Hosmer. I guess Pedroia then.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Don't want either goddamnit
I TOLD YOU, SEXY LATINOS.
Yeah, you are.
I’m not doing any variation of Moore and picks for Longoria. The 4th pick doesn’t come anywhere close to compensating for the difference in value.
VFN, I could catch up on Oscar nominees in so many ways, but ...
A BETTER LIFE has been available in the Redbox for a month now, I’ma check out the ultimate underdog, Demian Bichir for Best Actor
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
30 Rock was weird tonight.
I want to watch it again mostly be be able to tell if I liked it.
Weird.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I still haven't watched last weeks.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oh look, it's TTWBBG's turn again.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Jon you gonna hit me with a counter or is there just no match?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't really see a match, unless you just want to do the trade ty refused.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
What was that?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
always
Maybe if ttwbbg would ever play…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
That's The Way Baseball Go
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm at the spot where I just don't have a game open.
4 spots, baby.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'll free one up soon enough.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Shit, I take that back.
Benji won one earlier today.
I’m in if we get one going
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That's 3
Anybody else? Maybe we could actually knock an entire game out tonight, if you guys are up for it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
No
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Look, we understand you're not ready for a complex game such as this
It’s ok.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
You are mean
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You started it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
So by saying I don't want to play opens me up to your insults?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I said anybody else, and you said no, thereby implying nobody else wanted to play
Thus, I responded in a slightly insulting yet humorous manner.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Words hurt
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Be stubborn about your belief in yourself and you will be fine
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Hate you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Rude
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Quit bullying me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Help, I'm being repressed!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Sure.
Is this still a thing? I’ll quit a game if anyone else is down.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Heebs and vfn, still in?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Settings?
I know pk likes it traditional
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
10630953
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
I'm used to traditional.
I’m not opposed to change.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm mostly playing flat rate lately, though, because fuck people winning for good timing.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oh. Well I just made a traditional one. I can change it... I'd like to change it, actually.
Hang on.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Don't think you can
Once it’s started anyway. You can drop it before it starts
NEW GAME: 10630969
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
game not found
you might need to invite me.. cwghb
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
x
http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=10630969
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
said no matching games
i think it has to do with the fact that i haven’t played 5 games or whatever for my first promotion
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
VFN WORK YOUR MAGIC
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
Try this.
http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=join1&submit=Join&page=1&game=10630969
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm in.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
PK!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
twhs
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Buddy Holly rolling over in his grave . . . LUBBOCK ftw
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Def fell asleep and missed 30 Rock and Parks and Rec
So ashamed.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Most EG tweet of all time
Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Really words with friends? Since when is McRib not a word. It’s a synonym for delicious.
The only way it could be more stereotypical would be if he blew Young mid-tweet.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm not sure
I hope so. Those were kind of awesome, in a goofy way.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
FWIW
I would probably enjoy playing Evan Grant in WWF
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Evan Grant is more of a Bastion Booger type
Shit’s uncanny.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
For a player on the downside of his career
who hit like Mr. Hyde on the road, can’t take a walk, and fell apart at the end of the year?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
WHY BECAUSE YOU LIKE LOSING?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Wow.
Like. . . yeah. Man, Evan. Man.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Archer?
Archer.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Doesn't Italy use a king?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Your hands are like cricket bats
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Favorite athletic gear brand...
Whatever is on clearance…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 16, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions
Future Ranger great?
Ben Badler @BenBadler
Cuban 1B Jose Abreu went deep today. Reigning MVP leading Cuba in OBP, second in SLG. Just turned 25. Monster bat.
athletic gear
it depends. I love Reebok’s hockey stuff, so when I’m buying equipment, I look at them first. For running, I prefer Asics since they fit my feet better. For stylin lie a motherfucker, you can’t beat Fila.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Fila
lol
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
haha
i actually just bought a pir of Filas that were on sale for $10 at Kohls. They look nice…I’ll probably keep them in the closet until I wear my current Addidas out
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
steve ott is a very frustrating athlete to watch
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:01 PM CST reply actions
we shouldn't even be in this one
lehtonen has stopped atleast 3 surefire goals
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
yeah hes played well.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
especially on that first powerplay in the third period
im really just afraid benn is out for the season rumors are the cut was bad
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
and jesus christ.. how bad is the conan o brian show now... fuck its awful
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:02 PM CST reply actions
Where is everyone?
I know it’s thirsty Thursday but Jeez
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I am watching Eddie Izzard and procrastinating homework
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
holy fuck ribiero
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:06 PM CST reply actions
I'm this close |_| to being done with the people running 35, and by extension, the festival.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
running 35?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
the music festival in denton.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
There's no scale, I don't know how far that is
/engineering teacher
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
It's all political bullshit. It's seriously just a group of 4 people that are really screwing things up.
But apparently they’re spying on what I say on the interwebz so I can no longer discuss the festival even from an objective viewpoint because they take it way too personally.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Yep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
And I wasn't even remotely close to being the first one complaining about it on twitter.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
ribs. damn, bro
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 16, 2012 10:08 PM CST reply actions
crazy
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 16, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
I'm covered in beeees
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
I like my women like I like my coffee
in a plastic cup.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
I like my women like I like my steak
pink, but not bloody.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
How did Duke come back and win?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Which game?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
I'm only in 1
and starting a second one
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
That
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
's two too many!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You and Schultzy should be friends.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
We are friends
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yep.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Friends in virginity maybe
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 16, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHA
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
That's just uncalled for.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
See, I am not that mean
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
You finally get
that fake fighting gifs can in fact be awesome gifs.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I never said they couldn't
I said wrestling sucks
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
more entertaining than tennis
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This is a flat out lie.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Well then go be friends and quit bothering the cool kids!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
I thought we were friends
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I thought we were too
and then you started bugging me about conquer club
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
I simply meant I didn't want to play
You then insulted me. Luckily, I am a forgiving soul
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Peace Offering
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
Dubai I think
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Dubai, I think
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Looks like the comma was your undoing
Bob barely beat you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That would be scary
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
it's a fucking cartoon, you guys
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
So I'm sure this has been discussed, but DJ Kitty mascot? Really, Tampa Bay?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
PHILKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
10630969
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Or even Monopoly Man
he was here like an hour ago
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x
http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=join1&submit=Join&page=1&game=10630969
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
dammi8t i dind't wanna join i'm going outs iny nyc
A burden should never be something out of your control.
somebody is sloshed
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Does anyone know how to roll sleeves on a button down so that the inner cuff of the sleeve is showing on the arms?
becasue it wont stay
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Roll it twice
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Then the inside of the sleeves are covered up
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Hmm
I don’t know that I ever do that unless I’m wearing a sweater
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
Just bought a new Thomas Pink shirt and the inside cuffs are white and sexy
but i can’t see them;lkjkdsgagd
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Is the sleeve buttoned or unbuttoned?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe fold them in and then fold that whole thing out?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
No, that wouldn't work either.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
Find a small safety pin.
If that doesn’t work, try cutting your arms off.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I'm a girl and I should know what this means, especially since I like wearing buttondowns with my sleeves rolled.
But I have a hard time picturing what you’re saying.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I like wearing them with my sleeves rolled, but I don't really know what he means either
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I just roll the sleeves and go.
Guess you could say I roll with the punches, eh?
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Kill me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
heh.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
Bang bang. You're dead.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
hey, benj
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
he's out and about evidently
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
twss?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
she may have also said that
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
whatup
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Can someone go to ODB and tell me if the widgets on the right side of the page open up for you?
As in, do they load?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Nope. Something went wrong with the formatting. They're showing up at the bottom.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Great.
Thanks for looking at it for me. I’ll put in a bug report.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I got fucked by the dice damnit
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 11:33 PM CST reply actions
oh you poor thing with your bonus
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
;_;
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
benji done gone disappeared on us
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 16, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions
I blame the cuffs
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 16, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions
Well benji is up in both games and he's clearly out and about
you folks are quiet, and I need to get some work done. Fare thee well.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
goodnight
i love you
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
.....
gaaaaaaaay.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
i love almost everyone on here
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Maybe O.J's, ho's be going crazy when they see me
Sittin’ sideways on them 24’s
Watch ya ho, watch ya money, watch ya clothes
Single women’s out the mold, glidin’ like a ice skater
Motor like a snot nose
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
did you just come up with that?
catchy tune, bro.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Loblaw, you must not remember the People's Champ, Paul Wall (though the actual lyrics I posted are from Big Pokey's verse)
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
#Oklahoma
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I was thinking #Arkansas but close enough
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Anything interesting happen around these parts today?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Schultzy admitted that he is a hermaphrodite
it was really weird
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Well I am sorry I missed that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I must have missed it as well
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You don't need to hide who you are, Schultzy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
LSB is a welcoming group of friends
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah
aren’t we?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It strives to be politcally correct so it can pretend it is.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I would say we should stop accepting you, though
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 17, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That was mean Loblaw
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I have no issue with you LSJ
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well thanks.
You’re Schultzy though. All mellow and cool and everything. Despite being in the LSB stocks all the time for some reason.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I also love Schultzy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
benji needed help doing his cuffs up
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
i still didn't understand that one
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
me too.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I'm watching the pilot to The Walking Dead
One thing I had completely forgotten about was the helicopter Rick saw when he was in Atlanta. Of course, we’ve never heard of it again, but it’s at least interesting.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I completely forgot about that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Darabont took it with him to the unemployment line.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
anyone know how many tickets are left to TG4?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Just picked up my Darvish jersey, I'm stoked
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
jelly.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I'm laughing so hard at this
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I need one more comment for my LSB 75k, and it's not going to be about a fucking cat GIF.
So here.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Carrier pilots are crazy bastards
I can’t imagine doing that for a living
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I feel like this needs to have "HAHA NOPE" on it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
you people are not fun tonight
I’m going to bed. but before I go, I leave you with this….WATCH UNTIL THE END
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i watched until about 30 seconds and i decided i couldn't watch any further for the fear of my life
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions
I watched the whole thing.
It’s revolting.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I can't believe I allowed myself to watch that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Mommy and Daddy, please stop fighting.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Don't even play
I’ll go full out Obnoxi-benji on you
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I figured I would accommodate you and the wifeypoo
A burden should never be something out of your control.
We went to Times Square and drank at an Irish pub and pretended to be tourists
it was grand
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah, Benji, why did you stand up Jobu?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Fucked utility that you post office for postage accordingly and
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
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