OT - Friday Night
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 5:00 PM CST
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PrintAlligator season in Louisiana begins on the first Wednesday in September and lasts 30 days. In this time limit, many of the alligator hunters, following a tradition dating back 300 years, earn most of their yearly income in a high risk vocation dependent on experience and the whims of weather within strict regulation by wildlife laws. Hunters are each issued a certain number of tags that must be attached to their kills; once they "tag out" (run out of tags), their season is over, and they can no longer kill any more alligators the rest of the season. During this 30 day window, the hunters make most of their annual income culling gators; therefore, the ultimate goal for the gator hunters is to tag out before the season ends, with some tagging out in the final hours of the season, and some saving the last tag for their prize catch - the biggest and most-menacing alligator they can find. For seasoned hunters, alligator season is the most exciting—and dangerous—time of the year.
Each season, the series focuses on five teams of alligator hunters, with each episode generally featuring three or four teams, as they hunt gator, being subjected to the elements, and the viciousness of the alligators, even when they are dead. Some episodes also feature other aspects of the social and sporting life of the swamp, including fishing and hunting for other animals, such as squirrel.
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van halen sucks
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
the fuck?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
have you never worn the cloud that is the merrel?
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
I have some Merrell man clogs for house / slumming . . . they're comfy alright!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
those do look comfortable
I’m lucky I work at a job where I can wear tennis shoes every day- don’t think I could handle going back to having to wear dress shoes 4-5 days a week. Not that I have a lot of shoes- when you wear my size (13 wide- and I mean wide) it’s not always easy to find a good pair…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I pay extra attention to your comments about shoes
just like Sprite’s comments about soda
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
do you poop or pee chicken broth? same for chocolate milk?
how does your body digest that?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions
uh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Most of it will be absorbed by the blood and come out in your piss...
Very little of it can’t be digested.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
IANF, your pro-deck shoes agenda is revealed in your poll design
the Sperry folks should send you a coupon
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Hello friends
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 17, 2012 5:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
YOUR TURN SUCKA.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Okay.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 17, 2012 5:18 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Would you have responded as quickly had I said YOUR TURN BEEYOTCH?
because I was feeling a YOUR TURN BEEYOTCH.
Feel like I need to bring beeyotch back.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I would have waited until there were one minute left before beginning my turn.
;)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 17, 2012 5:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Invite next time
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
This one's been going for like a week
you just weren’t around when we started.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Oooh.
Ok. I wish we could get a bunch of LSBers in one room and crank one out in a couple of hours.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
this sounds like a circle jerk and I want no part of it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 5:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm in.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
We need to get more before I try to start another
I tried to start one earlier, but it ended up with 2 non-LSBers who are taking forever.
Sigh. This makes conquer club much less useful as a way to casually waste time throughout the day.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
If I win this game tonight I might be in.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I am in 4 games right now...
…I’d have to sign on with a new account.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
Note, only 2 of the games are actually moving.
I can’t figure out how to drop out of an active game.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
Have you looked at map World 2.1 ?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
I'm in one game with it
Seems to be a little more active, that being said, this game is going at a snail’s pace.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It seems like fun.
Makes less sense focus on one ‘area’.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
I'm free all weekend, including Monday.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Hello.
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Whoever invented crocs needs to die.
I don’t give a fuck how comfortable they are.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 5:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
agreed.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 17, 2012 5:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
They're this generation's Teva sandals...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 5:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
or toe socks, or jncos
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 17, 2012 5:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I loved my jncos
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 5:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Heh
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 5:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't know why any self respecting person would wear them
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 5:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I only wear them at home.
I got them free from work though.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That doesn't make it right...
But hey I’m sure they go great with your Jorts and skoal bandits
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 5:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
While I'm eating pancakes and watching Meredith Viera.
COME AT ME, BRO
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
WHY ALL THE HATE FOR *JORTS* ?!?!
Our society sure is fickle …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
i wear them to mow
easy to clean off
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
This
Piss off, BT. They are comfortable around the house. I’m not wearing them around you at the hospital now. Though I may do this tomorrow when I come to pick up Sarah.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yu puns are getting out of hand on the ticket
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 5:27 PM CST reply actions
hopefully they'll die down by the time the season rolls around
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
yu were kidding?
i didn’t realize
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
I'm often too subtle for my own good ...
but it can still yield laughs …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I posted this in another thread, but
Some great stuff from Rusty Greer on Bob and Dan today
Talked about how his style of play has affected his body, what the steroid era means to him, and a whole bunch of other good stuff.
It’ll no doubt be on the unticket. If you want to catch it, it’s worth it.
what's the unticket, a podcast?
I’m obviously out of broadcast range
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
a website
that puts random segments from the ticket on their website. not affiliated with the station i do believe
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
What the fuck Tyler
Have some patience. That trade with Rentz will always be there.
by LiamP on Feb 17, 2012 5:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
They seem mad at you.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
Wow.
So mad
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
1. You're bad at negotiating
2. You’re going to keep Jose fucking Valverde.
I’d rather have Soria or Bailey than that fat fuck.
I admit that I moved a little quickly. I should have talked out an offer before proposing
And then gone to Liam to see if I could get Lawrie.
Less risk with Valverde
You have the 4th pick you douchetard.
You could’ve let him drop Zobrist and picked him up yourself. You’re essentially trading Moore for Valverde + whoever you end up picking at 4 instead.
We could’ve worked out a deal for Lawrie if you had just waited a week. Instead you help out ERIC FUCKING RENTZINGTON
He was making it in.
Cabrera, Kinsler, Wieters, Ellsbury, Gordon (now Moore, presumably).
You could’ve so easily had Lawrie. So disappointing.
Rentz never deals.
He talks and then never incites anything. He waits for dongheads to make him stupid trades and then he jumps all over them.
I'd like to point out
That you’ve now traded Jennings/Moore/Pineda for Sabathia/Zobrist/Valverde.
Look at that shit and tell me it makes sense.
Yeah, someone like Jurickson shitting Profar or Carlos reliever Martinez.
Jennings, Moore and Pineda are guaranteed shit, son.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
There's only 1 prospect in that troika.
And he’s basically God.
Keeping closers is much more likely to break your heart.
I saw the email for the trade as I was walking out the door for work.
I was stunned.
In every single Mock Draft I did I had Ty taking Zobrist with the 4th pick.
Matt fucking Moore… for that.
My god.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Not even the worst trade.
Your trade with Aqua for the #2 pick was worse, because I know what Aqua turned down from Jon to do it. That shit made absolutely no sense.
Beckett is maybe the 40th best player and 11th best SP
And I think you guys are overrating Beltre. I don’t think there will be much difference between Beltre, Youk and A-Rod next year.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Especially when you consider the keepers Aqua's currently working with.
He gets 2 keepers back + another 1st.
I disagree.
And regardless… Aqua had already agreed to the trade before jon’s offer.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
x
Aqua had already agreed to the trade before jon’s offer.
Did you guilt trip him into doing the trade?
Nope. In fact I told him he could undo it if he wants.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ichiro has nothing to do with it.
The deal was Weaver + the 76th pick.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
And I'm not sure why jon would keep him over
What he’s got.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well...
Weaver is the the third best pitcher in the league, 29 years old and in a long term deal in a pitchers park.
He’s a top 15 player IMO.
Beckett is maybe 40th, Beltre 65th and the 55th pick.
Three meh instead of one elite player.
Ichiro is around mid 60’s as well.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So by my evaluation
Aqua got:
12
68
76
Instead of
41
55
65
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
No... he'd be drafted higher.
But I don’t think he’ll perform at that level.
I’m not giving ADP… I’m giving value rankings.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
AND REGARDLESS
WEAVER IS IN NO WAY A WORSE DEAL THAN THE MOORE DEAL OR THE ROMERO DEAL
IS VFN EVEN GOING TO KEEP ROMERO NOW?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Disagree completely.
I don’t think Beltre’s necessarily good for 300/30/100 every year but he’ll provide much more valuable production at 3B than Ichiro will at RF. I can think of 5-6 RF elig players who won’t be kept who will far out-produce Ichiro.
Regardless, as you initially said, Ichiro’s superfluous since he won’t be keeping him, so including him as an item of value in this trade is pointless.
Beltre is 4 years older than Weaver
I’m not expecting Weaver to put up 2011 again
But I have him third behind Verlander and Felix and not far behind either.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I don't care anymore
but that’s just ridiculous. You can look at his keepers and see that he wasn’t. Hell, we even discussed it on here.
He could have traded a minor pick and got him.
And kept Matt Moore.
If I knew that’s all it would have taken to get him I’d have pushed much harder.
I tried trading Weaver for Moore and ty said he was punting this year.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
They so mad
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
Oh
Yikes…uhh..
yeah, carry on, then, that’s pretty bad. I’m assuming you guys don’t give points for UZR?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
I've never played fantasy baseball, I dunno.
Are you mad because it does give points for UZR and he also has Bourjous?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
HARD TO USE A STAT AS NEBULOUS AS UZR
WOULD BE LIKE HOLDING AN AUCTION LEAGUE IN SCHRUTE BUCKS.
Good deal. Solid. I like it. Compete this year.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
You and me both.
The trade matchstick and I made is now the most rational trade of the offseason, which is hilarious.
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU GUYS ALL FUCKING SUCK GEEZ FUCK WHY ARE YOU ALL STUPID AT TRADING SHIT AWAY
GOD FUCK FUCK MAD SUPER DICK SHIT FUCK
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Tyler in particular can suck a fat bag of dicks
Doesn’t want to do Jennings for Beltre+ and yet does this. HIS FUCKING NONSENSE IS RUINING MY OFFSEASON
I'm kicking tyler out of the dirkatron league if he keeps pulling shit like this.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Alright, dudes
if anyone wants Adam Jones, Jimenez, or someone else I might be keeping, send me some picks.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Noone's trading players for picks at this point aside from maybe Aquaman.
Everyone’s locked in.
One of those dudes is probably an upgrade over their fifth keeper
SOMEWHERE
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Adam Jones sucks.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
In a league where you need a CF and not just 3 OF
a player like Adam Jones is worth having.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Dude
5’3" – 94lbs – Persian (Dad is Iranian) – Real 34C/D – That’s outstanding.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Prove it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
uh
no arms or legs?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
can't fight back
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 17, 2012 6:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Has this Deadspin revelation already been discussed?
Jon Heyman is a shill for Scott Boras.
Shocking. SHOCKING.
I doubt that video would provide enough sexual titillation
for masturbation purposes
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
pouch of levi garret... 8.99...
fuck me to god damn tears.. WTF??? 2 years ago it was 5 bucks.. 5 years ago it was 3 bucks
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions
You ever see a hot chick get a plug of Levi?
It pretty hot.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 5:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
can of copenhagen was $2 when i started
probably around $5.50 or so now, right?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
it was less than $1 when i started
by Armydad on Feb 17, 2012 9:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
whoa
when you got off work, did you slide down a dinosaur’s back into your Flintstone car and use your feet to get to the store to buy it?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
x
Howard Beck @HowardBeckNYT
Knicks say JR Smith signing official now. Won’t be in NY until Sat night, won’t play Sunday. Needs at least one practice
welp
i hate Jeremy Lin now
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
What's everybody doing tonight?
I’m gonna get hammered on my last night in this room.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 5:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
going to a friends house where beef beef stroganoff is being made
and then hopefully getting hammered while eating it
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
the extra B is for "BYOBB"
What’s that extra B for?
It’s a typo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
not sure what this means
but there will be booze
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
sorry i haven't seen every simpsons episode ever
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
times 20, heh
your hell might be a long car trip w/ me, Max and Loblaw
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
more the merrier ... we're gonna need a bigger vehicle
and some reason for the trip
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I'm trying to think what could get the five of us on the same trip ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
what room?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
708
In the Truett building I believe
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 5:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have a good amount of vodka to drink
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Watching the movie Black Death.
Hopefully playing some Conquer Club at some point.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Longhorns baseball home opener, but . . . 50% rain chance
It’s only $7 and 10 minutes away, still got almost an hour to think about it
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
It's not looking good.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
If that.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Sorry, man.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
eh, we need the rain
rescheduled as a day-nighter tomorrow (2 & 6p), already bought a Bevo’s Bargain ticket for the night game, forecast says rain over by then
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Cool.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Trying to find the drunkest slut possible and proceed with the bone hammer.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
Well then I guess it's "mission accomplished" for me, AMIRITE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 6:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Friends are coming over
One from out of town (my buddy who got married in December) so we’re all probably gonna get fucked up.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I'm going to the DMA.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I'm going for the Late Nights thing, which just started.
More interested in seeing RTB2 play and that’s not until 10.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Rtb2?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 6:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
One of my favorite local bands.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
just booked my ski trip today
get home to find a jury summons in the mail. Assholes!
by RangerMad on Feb 17, 2012 5:54 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I'm trying to put together my resume tape and website
I suck at life.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
This meme is getting really tired.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
saw one earlier on fb
then another
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, Bface, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
i only became aware of it yesterday
but saw about 5 of them
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking of giving this person the gift of sight
got a lasik coupon in the mail…heh. $1200 off!
Makes me think of King of Queens
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, Bface, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
AL GREEN playing Austin, April 26
info
pretty sure I wanna go to this …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
that would be awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 7:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hmm, he's announced for the next night in Houston, Arena Theatre
nothing for Dallas … yet
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Made a resume tape, you guys.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
How legendary is this video?
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 17, 2012 7:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Depends
If a whole bunch of shots of me in a suit and tie talking about random crap is legen-wait for it-dary, then yes. It’s super legendary.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
These..perfect for any social setting
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 17, 2012 7:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I wouldn't wear them around a bear.
He might mistake you for a bear and mate you or else he might get pissed at you for wearing his cousin and kill you.
I actually have a pair of these
Xmas present from yrs ago.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
TnT would appreciate this...
Eagles OG and Bama alum Evan Mathis is doing an AQA on reddit.
Normally the combination of those two teams would make me want to puke, but he seems like a pretty cool guy.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
just trying to keep the thread breathing ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 17, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Dead thread...
Too many visitors right now.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 8:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I've been sick tonight
shit sucks.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Stomach issues
Running to the bathroom every few minutes – NOT FUN.
I’m just hoping it’s not what my wife has… she’s been sick for the last couple of days.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
doo doo
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
if i was motivated enough
to drink by myself i would, but alas i dont really enjoy it
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
Longhorns baseball opener rained out ... how about YOUR schoolls?
Anyone here see live college baseball today? I know Baylor got their game in, TCU and A&M apparently good to go …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Rice got ours in with a 7:05 first pitch.
Got there from dinner during the top of the third.
Almost got seats right behind home plate, but got tapped on the shoulder to move by an usher (in a nearly-empty stadium). To be fair though, we were sitting right behind a scout, so…slightly more awkward.
6-2 Rice, final over Florida International.
man, 50/50 is *really* bittersweet, may not be weekend night material
what do you need this time of the week? and are you doing video store, Netflix, Redbox?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Watch Roadhouse.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
50/50 from that list.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Saw this in the Sam's parking lot today.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Tim Tebow's car?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
by crazy86er on Feb 17, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Loblaw, that shit's not street legal, light 'em up!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
FLORIDA PLATES, Y'ALL
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Exactly.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I wish I had a lion on my automobile
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
What about a liger?
Bred for its skills in magic.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
actually a real thing
saw one on PBS the other night at work when I was eating my dinner. We get 4 stations
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Been watching the Napoleon Dynamite cartoon on Fox?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Nah....I might have to give it a try....
Is it any good?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
It's pretty rediculous, but I can't help it; it really makes me laugh.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Same here
Never understood why I liked that movie, and I don’t know why I like the cartoon, but what the hell – it makes me laugh.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly.
I don’t think my wife likes it that much, but I have laughed really hard at it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
there's one kinda like that around my area of town
I’ll see if I can find it and take a pic
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
People who overdecorate or put stickers on their cars.
Poor hippies, Christians and left/right wing extremists.
that person probably
owns a lot of cats
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions
advice sought
so we did a takeout order from Chilis tonight…nothing overly complicated, although I ordered my chicken sandwich without cheese because cheese is fucking disgusting. Also, I ordered it online instead of calling it in so I could ensure that my order was placed the way I wanted it to be placed. It said it’d be ready for pickup at 8:02. I got there at 8:04 and it wasn’t ready yet. No biggie. I goof off on my phone..the lady says the kitchen misplaced a sandwich so they’re making another. So at 8:25, it’s ready and I go home. When we open the containers, the “Guiltless Chicken Sandwich” my wife wanted is just a regular one (regular bun instead of a wheat one, regular honey mustard and bacon) which was gonna kill her WW points for the day. My regular chicken sandwich was smothered in about 400 slices of disgusting cheese. I call and calmly explain that my order was messed up, gave her the corrected one and she transferred me over to a manager. I told him what happened and he apologized. Drove up, got the right one, went home and ate. From when I ordered to when we got the food into the house was 1 hour instead of what shoulda been 20 minutes.
Am I being unreasonable to think that I should’ve had that meal comped? I mean, it’s not like I threw a fit because i got regular instead of diet coke or a lemon in my water when I asked for none. Of the 2 things ordered, they went 0-2. Should I send a complaint email? I don’t want to be a dick or anything because I know 8pm on a Friday is a busy time and all, but it’s like they just saw “chicken sandwich” with none of the other instructions and made 2 standard chicken sandwiches, and now I’m pissed because I had to drive all the way the fuck up there twice, pluls I had to wait 20 extra minutes the first time.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah they probably should have comped it
do a corporate email and they will send you what is called be our guests. it is like chilis money. it comes in denominations if 5 and 10.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
tl;dr
no, seriously, who knows better than this guy?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I don't think better, but fairly comparable?
(raises hand)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it's jus so uncomfortable even asking for it to be comped
when i waited tables, some people were just looking for any reason whatsoever for the ol’ free meal and would straight up just say “this was terrible and I’m not paying for this.” It really used to piss me off. So when I talked to the manager on the phone, I was half-expecting him to say “don’t worry, and we’ll take care of the bill for you, as well” but he didn’t and I didn’t want to seem like a cheap ass fuckstick for demanding a free meal.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
that is why you do the email
comps affect their bonuses so it has gotten to where if you don’t complain, they won’t do it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
or the person taking care of you didn't ask
I always at least tried to get a discount if we fucked up so I could save my tip
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it was an online to go order, so no one was really helping us
although the chick at the counter got $2 for boxing it up
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
well the togo person
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't want to fuck anyone over this or anything
good point.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
but be our guests does not going against them
do the email. feedback is important to chilis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't think you should have to ask for it.
If you send a complaint email, they may offer you something to win you over.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
hopefully this works
I’ll keep you guys updated…if a blackhawk with a giant cartoon chili pepper on the tail hovers over my house tonight and a bunch of special ops chilis dudes fastrope into my chimney and blow me away, you’ll all know what happened
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
KFOR interviews neighbor "Schoolly D"
What’s ironic — and I don’t mean that in the Morrissette-ian sense, for all you LoneStarBallers out there — what’s ironic (sniff) is that’s the first time CHILI’s delivered on time for Bob. Now git off my porch …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
No, it is not unreasonable.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Though, they probably didn't because who gives free stuff to people who don't like cheese?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
valid point
i usually just say I’m lactose intolerant to keep from getting my balls busted like you people do all the time to me and my kind (JB)
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Not unreasonable.
Send an email, and you will probably get some coupons or a giftcard.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Should have comped it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i guess if you send an email
had you complained when you got up there the 2nd time probably couldve gotten comped then
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
I hate being the whiny restaurant complainer, though
I’m sure I could’ve raised a big ass stink about it, but I didn’t want to ruin anyone’s night up there.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
just do what I told you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
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this is what I typed. waiting for your approval to submit
At around 7:50 CT, I completed an online order for dinner (2 entrees + chips and salsa) and was prompted that the order would be ready at 8:02. I paid online with my credit card. I arrived shortly thereafter, but the order wasn’t ready until 8:25 (I was told that the kitchen had “misplaced” one of the orders, which I suppose I could understand). When I got home with the food, neither of the entrees were correct. I called and spoke w/ a manager who was very nice and very apologetic & said if I would come back, he’d make sure the order was correct. The 2nd time it was done right. I returned home with our orders at around 9:00 (1 hour after ordering). Although I understand that these things happen from time to time in the restaurant business and everyone I dealt with was very kind, professional and attempted to correct the previous mistakes, I don’t think I should have had to pay for this meal.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Needs more comedy. Check out some Youtube vids for material.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
upload a picture of a sandwich with a turd on it instead of the meat
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, MR. CHILI?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
This is getting closer.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 18, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions
Well, I wouldn't specifically say "I don't think I should have to pay for this meal."
I would say something like, “I was very dissatisfied with the experience, and I do not think I will be ordering from Chili’s ever again.” It lets them know that they will have to work to win your business back, without having to say that you want a free meal. But that’s just me.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
good point
makes me feel like less of a whiny bitch
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
And then if they respond with a lame offer, then you can step it up and get more demanding.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
$20 in Chilis Bucks?
HOW ABOUT 1,000,000 SHARES OF STOCK IN BRINKER, YOU BITCH?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
OR I WILL SUE AND END UP OWNING YOU!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
here
…..Although I understand that these things happen from time to time in the restaurant business and everyone I dealt with was very professional, I was quite dissatisfied with this visit to Chilis and will think twice about placing a to-go order.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Looks good.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
ok
anyone else? Mr. Chrom?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
heh?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
you mean a pattern of their kitchen and to go people fucking shit up?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
the first time I've had this issue here
but we don’t do take out from Chilis often, so I have no idea
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Ah. Your call.
I figure “Shit happens”, but I understand that shit’s frustrating when you get home, and it ain’t right.
Que sera, sera.
it's one thing if were in the restaurant because it only takes a few minutes to make a new order
quite another when i have to make another drive up to pick up the order and because of their errors it cost me 40 minutes.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
ive done it plenty of times
dont think theyve screwed up before
by studcrackers on Feb 18, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions
That is the most polite complaint I've read.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 18, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
i hate complaining like this
but I do think it’s total bullshit that I had to pay for this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I'm fairly non-confrontational with most service industry workers.
I have to get pretty pissed before I’ll do anything.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 18, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
Same here.
Having worked in customer service, I know what it’s like to be on the other side.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Big-ass stink.
Big ass-stink.
WHICH ONE?
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 17, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
both
definitely both
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Arlington
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/17/texas-teacher-suspended-offensive-comment_n_1284503.html
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
This is why I wouldn't want to be a teacher.
There are way too many kids now days that are conniving, disrespectful assholes who are going to test the boundaries and since teachers have little authority anymore, they will continue to push the boundaries until the teachers momentarily snaps.
Sup bitches
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 17, 2012 9:27 PM CST via Android app reply actions
HI BENJI
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
how is it that we're here and the other two beeyotches are letting their conquer club turns slip away?
Colonialbob is probably cruising for chicks at Weight Watchers, and well… I don’t know what cwghb is doing, because outside of liking hockey I don’t know enough to mock him.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I want to play a game already!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
If these assholes in this Iceland game would hurry up and play so I could win
I would be happy to start a new one.
But instead, they are assholes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Now that's a game I want to play.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Iceholes!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
heh
it’s " ’sup nerds?"
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
heh, imagined you peeling off a flawed Azn chick from a Lin-sanity watching event
console her about Knicks loss, disapproving Azn dad … :)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Lin loses.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Time for a losing streak....at least through Sunday...
Jusst heard the ESPN promo about Sunday’s game….they described Lin as “part man…part miracle”….I hope Marion holds him to 4 points and 10 turnovers….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
If anyone can put an end to Linsanity
it’s The Matrix. Dude got D.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Listening to Stevie Wonder.
Been a while since I’ve run through his songs. So good.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
he does this awesome cover of RHCP's "Higher Ground" ...
… lemme see if I can link it for you
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Hahahaha.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Someone's panic button is going off.
And has been for several minutes.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Nice win Mavs
Sixers got Dirked.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
ahh, I missed it . . . TEXAS Stars hockey is on in the background
forgot to switch over
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Mavs were getting their butys kicked
but stormed back in the 3rd behind Dirk. Very nice win considering how short-handed they are at the moment…testament to the depth of the team.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
It really was....looked pretty bad for a while but then they just flipped the switch...
Kidd is a beast….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Yes he is
love that guy.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
x
While one source told Jeff Wilson of the Star-Telegram that a trade of Koji Uehara could free up enough money for the Rangers to sign free agent Roy Oswalt, another source said that any money saved would be pocketed rather than be used on Oswalt or Mike Gonzalez.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
See...they were talking about it on The Ticket saying this would clear the money for Oswalt...
I kept shaking my head thinking I would rather sign Gonzalez….they just don’t need Oswalt…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
Random ass bobblehead night.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Hockey in Arizona?
WTF? That is random.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
LOL
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
I have a Mayor Mike Moncrief bobblehead
from a Fort Worth Cats dame a few yrs ago. Stupidest bobblehead ever.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
I have C.J. Wilson playing guitar hero one.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Really?
How the hell did I miss THAT? When did they give that out?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
2008.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Oh, ok.
I was doing a shit-ton of work travel that summer, that ’splains it.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
had to pay him handsomely for copyrights, for my
SCHOOLL’S OUT line of merch
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
So Tim Wakefield finally retired?
Today is a good day.
Now somebody just needs to hit RA Dickey with a bus.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I rather liked Wakefield.
Instant Cruz HR every time.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Knuckleballers are the single worst thing about baseball
Worse than bunts.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Pitchers hitting is far worse.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah, but that's not really baseball
That’s little league shit that happens to exist in that other league.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
god damn you're an asshole
how can you hate knuckleballers
by studcrackers on Feb 18, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
Watching them pitch is like watching Jesus get flogged
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
by LSJ on Feb 18, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i think you stole that joke from Eddy Izzard
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Nope.
Outside of Carlin, CK and Burr, comedy is admittedly not my thing.
And LSB is really the only reason I know about CK and Burr.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
it's the guy who originally made the joke that you just shamelessly stole
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
My thoughts exactly.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
My first thought, too....prepare for goosebumps....
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10952279
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Josh Lewin =(
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yup.....I know.....
Made me miss him all over again……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Don't even have to click on it to know what it is.
I was there, and it was glorious.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
You might want to watch just to hear a real HR call....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Saddle up, baseball, you're going for a ride?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Young man!! Don't make me pull this thread over!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
Let's play ball, y'all.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Sadly, he continued using that horrific thing from the studio.
I thought we’d been mercifully liberated from hearing it after he got the boot from the booth.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
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"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
The best he could come up with after all those failures was...
AND THAT’S A HOMERUN FOR XXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
As unethusiastically as possible too.
Which made it even better.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That ball slices foul.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Into right-left center field!
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
It's a caught.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Doven for and caught
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Cheedabourgy. Cheedabourgy. Cheedabourgy.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
There you go boys!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
First time Rhads pulled that one out
I nearly broke my nose facepalming.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
It took me a minute to get this.
Nicely done.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I clicked it anyway.
I had actually recorded that game and watched it when we got home. Definitely goosebumps. Man I miss Josh. #damnyounolan
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
Man, I miss baseball.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Currently trending worldwide: Vaginas
I feel like this is a thing that should always be trending. Who doesn’t love vaginas?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
dunno, maybe my golfing buddy, DR. SEYMOUR KUNTZ, OB-GYN?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
George Michael
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Big Guns
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
better than the schultzy joke
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 17, 2012 10:09 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yeast infections
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
The correct answer was Schultzy, you guys.
Schultzy.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Such a clever joke!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I mean, I don't know how you even thought of it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Not even a little bit
I’m truly just blown away by your wit.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
DINGDINGDING
Winner.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Babymamatill is gonna be jealous when I break out this svedka and sunny d
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 9:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
tell her to drink some
that way you, her and the baby can party. like a family should
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
She can't have any.
Breast feeders have to keep the same diet as when the baby was still in the womb, basically.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 10:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I BELIEVE THAT WAS THE JOKE, BIGTILL
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 17, 2012 10:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Hey....cut him some slack....
He’s about to go without sleep for the next few weeks…..
Trust me, though….when littletill’s sleeping through the night, you will look back fondly on those nights….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
My wife and I have talked about adoption
largely out of concerns about having children, and I told her I think I’d prefer one that’s already out of diapers and sleeping all night.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
so an easy one
pbbt
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
If we end up going that route
and get offered a newborn, it’s not like we’d pass it up.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Me and bmt talked about adopting...
I’m pretty sure it was around the same time Joey Bagadonuts here was conceived
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 10:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
that ws Charles Barkley'
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Charles Barkley's hotel pesudonym
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I have no clue where I got it from...
I just use it for “what’s his face”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 10:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
it is also a joke from mike birbiglia
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
MIKE BIRBIGLIA IS A JOKE THIEF
he stole it from Barkley. He is the Bob Loblaw of whatever it is that he does.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
how do you know barkley did not steal it from him?
and he is a comedian. one of my favorites
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sir Charles would not pull a Loblaw
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I bet he would
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can't believe you don't know who mike birbiglia is
you say you are a fan of comedy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he sounds like a cab driver
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
he is a funny storyteller
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and has a movie coming out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
is it a movie about driving a taxi cab?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
no it is called sleepwalk with me
it is a movie, one man show, and a book. a lot of it deals with him sleepwalking. like jumping out of a 3rd story hotel window because he is having a dream that a bomb is headed towards the building
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
..and the only way he can save the building is to drive his taxi cab somewhere?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
indeed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I WIN!
I defeated Chrom!!!!!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
your brudda is joey bagadonuts?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
My wife's had some medical issues to take care of before she can get pregnant
and she’s not getting any younger, so basically if it doesn’t happen fairly soon (like this year), it might not ever happen, so we have to consider alternatives.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
By the way, bigtill...has anyone told you about
the Happiest Baby On The Block? It worked like a charm on our last kid…especially the swaddling part…..you should check it out….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
BMT mentioned something about it..
But naturally I wasn’t listening. I let her do whatever she sees fit short of going all Andrea Yates on them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 10:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
"But naturally I wasn’t listening"
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
He did this to himself. hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 17, 2012 10:29 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
good luck with that, Till
our youngest will be a year old in a few weeks and still gets up 2-4 times/night
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Or....littletill could be like all three of our kids....
All started sleeping through the night by 8 weeks……..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
f you, steve
our older one didn’t sleep through the night until he was 14 months old.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
AHAHAH!!!
Oh, trust me….we know how fortunate we were……I still can’t believe it….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
a lot of our baby
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
FUCK
a lot of our baby’s issue is that my wife is too much of a puss to try any of the cry it out method. And I’m gone at night, so I can’t take over
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Yeah....that was a big deal for us....
They were in their bed within the first week and we did the “let them cry” thing…it was really, really tough and we gave in a few times but it definitely worked.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
she gets all sad about it and shit
since she’s a stay-at-home mom, she acts weird about some shit.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
words
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i think i keep hitting the "enter" key instead of the "apostrophe" key
i do this all the time
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Gotta watch that shit when posting with the app, brah
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 10:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm on the real computer tonight
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Well then there is no excuse...
Quit being a fucking retard
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 10:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
my four year old
only makes it 30% of the time
she’s a “sensitive kid”
by grn_lantern on Feb 17, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
still now, the older one (4 years old) wakes up at least once a night, but all you have to do is go give him a little bit of water and he goes back down
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah
it is easier (than the bouncing and all)
nonetheless…all the friends have kids that slept great from 12 weeks. Mine never did. Frustrating.
by grn_lantern on Feb 17, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
A tornado on the sun that may be as big as the earth?
Impressive….and really cool….
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/02/17/vast-solar-tornado-spied-on-sun/?intcmp=features
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 10:10 PM CST reply actions
Sounds like good material for a cheap Syfy channel movie.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
From Keith Law....looks like the Burnett deal is all but done....
The Pittsburgh Pirates and New York Yankees have reportedly agreed to a trade, with New York sending right-hander A.J. Burnett to Pittsburgh for right-handed reliever Diego Moreno and outfielder Exicardo Cayones and the Bucs picking up $13 million of the $31.1 million left on the final two years of Burnett’s contract.
The Pirates are going to be on the receiving end of a salary dump from the highest-revenue team in MLB, and the impressive part is that they’ll get a good deal in the bargain.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 10:14 PM CST reply actions
Is Cayones considered to be a tools guy of any kind?
or is he just a roster filler for the lower minors?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't know, but I heard he's got a lot of Cayones
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I have absolutely no idea.....
I just looked him up and found a Pirates blogger writing about the trade….he had no idea who the guy was either so I’m guessing he’s a roster filler…
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
I asked the Prosexxor.
It’s such a weird return. They weren’t getting anyone of worth, but I’d expect at least a lottery ticket type, and Cayones doesn’t appear to even be that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah...it looks like the Yankees just said "we'll take whatever you give us...just take Burnett..."
I love it……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Is there any difference between SD memory cards of the same capacity?
Between brands, that is.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:23 PM CST reply actions
Just remember Tyler.
This is all on you. We’re in the darkest post-Zobrist timeline now.
by LiamP on Feb 17, 2012 10:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yeah, yeah, tired meme, probably already posted. Gonna post it anyway.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
I can't see it
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The "What X Thinks We Do" meme, Dallas Edition.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
it is one of those "what _______ thinks we do" pictures
this is one for dallas
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Goddamn that meme is getting as tired as YouTube videos that say shit x people do...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
it's a picture of an ape pooping into Sarah Palin's mouth
while sitting on a porno box
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Remember when you posted porn?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 17, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
that is right
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I'm about to watch Parks and Rec from yesterday.
I can’t believe I slept through it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Decent episode.
Louis CK is incredibly awkward.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
I should watch with a pad and paper
and steal all of his jokes for LSB
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
YOU ALREADY DO
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE PEANUTS?!?!?!!??
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
THIEF!!!!!!!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He does play a cop.
HOW MUCH ARE YOU GOING TO STEAL FROM THE MAN????
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
I loved how everything he said sounded like what you'd hear on an episode of COPS
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm starting to like this little fella...
He really only cries when he’s hungry. So when it’s late at night and he’s crying there ain’t shit I can do about it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Bottle breast milk.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
see
if you guys do that, then YOU have the power to feed the kid. If it’s nursing ONLY, then you get a lot more sleep, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
breastfeeding only?
such a great deal for the man. We don’t do bottles…
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Goddamn right...
Silly dame wants to breast feed only cause formula is expensive. As you wish, my lady.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
we saved a shit load by not buying formula
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
it is stupidly expensive
if the lady can do it, she should
by grn_lantern on Feb 17, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
they get maternaty leave
we don’t get shit
So for 90 days, their job
by grn_lantern on Feb 17, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
I got paternity leave
up to 12 weeks and I could take sick time for it. Common practice is taking a month, although I only took 3 weeks and some other guy took 6 over the Christmas holiday
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I will get 2 weeks for paternity leave.
Hopefully we will also have some parental assistance for the transition period.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions
they get maternaty leave
we don’t get shit
So for 90 days, their job
by grn_lantern on Feb 17, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
Stupid Sexy Flanders agrees
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Where did everybody go?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Why did you say I was a troll today?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No reason in particular.
Saw something and rolled with it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It wasn't cause I think you're a troll, if that's what you're asking.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh ok
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I will try
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Schultzy is gonna be added to Mike E's sig
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
shut it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Still here. Just trying to get some work done.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
Baylor Dallas really needs to make the styrofoam cups "mixed drink friendly"
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'm walking down the hall every 20 minutes for ice.
Night nurses are looking at me funny.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm sure I missed it
but were you guys natural or C-sec?
They treat you very differently, IMO
by grn_lantern on Feb 17, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
Natural...
She did it all by herself no drugs no nothing…most impressive thing I’ve seen in mylife by far.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Whoa.
Did she have a ton of pain, or did it just happen pretty quickly?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
I could tell she was in tons of pain but she was determined...
It was stupefying. I never woulda made it personally but she just kept going. The doctors were shocked.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's quite impressive
We’re 2 c-sec’s in (doc says her pelvis is too small…weird to think that 100 years ago everyone probably would not have survived)
but if you guys were “normal” I’ve got to think they’re about to let you leave…
by grn_lantern on Feb 17, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
They could be like my cousin and cousin-in-law...
and take a week to name their babies and not be allowed to leave until they get the wee one named.
Well, she could have had little bigtill in the car going to the hospital.
That would have been even more natural.
But then I would have been involved...
Which would have sucked
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
she could've had it in Mike Birbiglia's taxi cab
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I don't know who that is...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Saw this facebook status...
Most guys think every girls’ dream is to find the perfect guy…nah, a girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat!
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Her next status will be...
“forever alone”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Fray is on Leno right now.
I miss my tv.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
wish I could give you the biggest meh of my life
But if I gave that much effort towards anything involving the fray, I’d have to kill myself
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 17, 2012 11:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'd kill for NHL Tonight right now...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
instead you can watch the new baby channel
and learn how to breastfeed
by grn_lantern on Feb 17, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions
It is really fucked up that those are channels on this tv...
" better parenting? Fuck you I want discovery channel"
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
is this her first?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
2nd
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
nevermind then
was gonna say that breastfeeding is apparently way harder than you’d think it is, so be extra supportive bla bla bla
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I'm don't need you for fatherly advice Loblaw, so make with the dick jokes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was just sayin from a "you probably want as much sleep as you can get" perspective
I’ve now managed to have 2 kids and never had to get up in the middle of my sleeping to do shit for either of them. It’s fucking great
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i can now sleep through anything
some of the weird ass schools I’ve been to for work where you’re up for 24-36 hours straight and they teach you to take advantage of any situation and grab some Z’s when you can. I could go to sleep right now for a half hour on the spot if I had to. It’s weird…I slept through a crew roofing my house
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
My dad is the same way...
Learned to sleep standing up in the Corps…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm jealous.
I need absolute darkness, not a glimmer of light to sleep at night and I must have a fan on for noise.
I can't sleep through anything.
I have never fallen asleep in a class, or even a briefing during basic (which is damn near unheard of).
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 18, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
I have a difficult time falling asleep if I'm not dead tired.
But once I’m asleep, I’m very difficult to wake.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 18, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions
I had a mouse trap go off the other night in my room.
I didn’t hear the actually mouse trap slam onto the mouse, maybe because it was muffled but I did wake up to the mouse making a weird wailing sound.
did it give you an erection?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 18, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I actually just laughed out loud.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
This is a legit question.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 18, 2012 12:05 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nope, I thought it was my fridge making a weird noise.
I didn’t even know what the noise was until the next morning when I saw the mouse dead in the trap.
i saw earlier
ricky gervais was gonna be on fallon but i forgot about it watching seinfeld
by studcrackers on Feb 18, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions
And now it's Jimmy Fallon...
If the remote weren’t attached to her hospital bed I’d change it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Fallon's
not that bad…
could be Kimmel…that’s much worse…
by grn_lantern on Feb 17, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
How long does a game take?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions
Days, haha
Unless you can get people willing to stick around and finish one. Then an hour or two. I’ve yet to have that happen, though.
I'm willing to get one started.
I just joined that site, but I can’t play at work (Websense). I can play a few turns tonight while I work, because I’m on my home network.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions
I meant, I'm willing to join a game.
Have no idea how to start a private game.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions
I'm willing, but I am about to go to bed.
I could resume play in the morning.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Let's do this.
I want to try this CC thing out.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions
Dammit, too late. I have to go to bed now before my wife gets even more pissed at me.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Fair enough.
I blame Jobu.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 18, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions
Oh well. There's always another day.
I’m queued up for three random games now…no one else appears to be up to make their moves
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 18, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, if you don't have a good group willing to play at that moment
the game loses momentum pretty quickly.
Tell her the only way you are going to bed is if you get some sexy time.
She will let you stay up all night then.
Well, crap.
Because I didn’t have LSB guidance, I started my first game by placing all of my units on one territory. I am going to rule Africa in that game, but all my other territories are dead.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 18, 2012 12:18 AM CST up reply actions
my first time, I just kept hitting "attack" non stop and had no clue what I was doing
I did OK the 2nd time
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
FOREVER
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Fuck that...
I need y’all for late night LSB theater.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 11:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
GRRRR
my online Axis and Allies game just crashed…and now I have to start over
That’s around 5 wasted hours….bastards.
Peace out, nerds!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
When I hear the nurses walking down the hallway...
I feel like I’m about to get caught doing something wrong.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 18, 2012 12:09 AM CST via mobile reply actions
If drinking vodka and sunny d at a hospital is wrong I don't wanna be right
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 18, 2012 12:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's only ok if you leave your pants on.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 18, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
Why would I wanna do that?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 18, 2012 12:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I had Sunny D for the first time in like a decade Sunday.
It was sadly not what I remembered.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 18, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
shoulda had the purple stuff
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It was left in a senior's room for my black friend, who was decorating the room.
It had a note on it that said, “Sorry it’s not purple drank. Best I could do.”
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 18, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions
Is there a standard recipe for purple drank?
I got prescribed the purple cough syrup with codeine in college and mixed it with straight Sprite. Went down real smooth.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 18, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions
you guys
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Hah.
We put a ton of cough drops and jolly ranchers into a cup of sprite and put it on our master chief’s (e-9) desk, then called our drug counselor. That was fun
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 18, 2012 12:17 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Sunny D is probably made from the run-off at the orange juice factory.
It’s nasty.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 18, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions
No
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Which part are you disputing?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 18, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions
Sunny D is awesome
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
it is very gross
why choose Sunny D when you can have just regular awesome OJ?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Cause a gallon of oj is twice as expensive as sd
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 18, 2012 12:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'd rather drink a gallon of milk at $4.00 than a gallon of semen at $2.00.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 18, 2012 12:28 AM CST up reply actions
but the semen IS in the conversation, right?
(raises eyebrows inquisitively)
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
It is now.
(winks suggestively)
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 18, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions
well then
I had no idea. Sunny D is like orange juice for poor folks. why don’t they just say that in the ad?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
if vfn is still here
good news, hugo finally leaked on the internet
twss?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
30 Rock was something.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Hey bitches, one year
i went over there, wiener!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Did someone say "weiner"?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
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