2/17 OT
February 17 is the 48th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 317 days remaining until the end of the year (318 in leap years).
- 1972 – Sales of the Volkswagen Beetle exceed those of the Ford Model-T.
- 1974 – Robert K. Preston, a disgruntled U.S. Army private, buzzes the White House in a stolen helicopter.
- 1978 – The Troubles: The Provisional IRA detonates an incendiary bomb at the La Mon restaurant, near Belfast, killing 12 and seriously injuring 30.
- 1979 – The Sino-Vietnamese War begins.
- 1995 – The Cenepa War between Peru and Ecuador ends on a cease-fire brokered by the UN.
- 1996 – In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, world champion Garry Kasparov beats the Deep Blue supercomputer in a chess match.
- 1996 – NASA's Discovery Program begins as the NEAR Shoemaker spacecraft lifts off on the first mission ever to orbit and land on an asteroid, 433 Eros.
- 1998 – Nagorno-Karabakh War: Armenian troops kill 70–90 Azerbaijani civilians in the village of Qaradağlı.
- 2003 – The London Congestion Charge scheme begins.
- 2006 – A massive mudslide occurs in Southern Leyte, Philippines; the official death toll is set at 1,126.
- 2008 – Kosovo declares independence.
- 2011 – Libyan protests begin. In Bahrain, security forces launched a deadly Pre-dawn raid on protesters in Pearl Roundabout in Manama, the day is locally known as Bloody Thursday.
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I kinda miss the internet.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
It's overrated.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
>Sees a lot of comments in yesterday's 5 Year Rankings Thread
>Expects to see schtick
>Sees LOTR talk instead
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
lotr is the worst
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 7:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wut
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 7:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
lotr is the worst
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 7:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
the movies ya
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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 7:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You are both certified loons
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions
its greatness
Altho i’m not nerdy enough to discuss it at length
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I am genuinely curious as to
why some posters around here (not just the obvious candidate) for some reason think that the only way for a team to acquire major-league talent is to develop prospects.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Without knowing exactly what you're referring to
My guess would be it has to do with watching a successful rebuild, especially when contrasted against the club’s monumental failures in acquiring big-league talent before that.
2008 this place was more invested in the farm system than it was the big league team, and we’ve been fortunate enough to see the majority of those guys pan out. I think that probably created some unrealistic biases and expectations about developing our own talent.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
It's just that a few weeks ago, possibly during the continued sign-or-don't-sign Fielder melodrama.
someone was overly concerned about the fact that Hamilton, Cruz, and Napoli were all likely to leave via free agency, justifying their concern on the basis that there weren’t any stud hitting prospects currently under team control ready to replace them. The potential departure of those three (and Kinsler a little later, I suppose) over the next two offseasons is certainly something to think about, don’t get me wrong, but it shouldn’t be because Profar and Olt and maybe Leonys seem like the only minor leaguers in the system who potentially could come up and replace them, because we’ve seen the Rangers gain talent in recent years via other means – with trades (not necessarily involving top prospects), and with minor FA signings.
And by “prospect development”, I’m not talking about guys like Hamilton and Napoli, who were already useful major league contributors who managed to take steps up once they arrived in Texas, or Ceej, who had “developed” as a quality reliever before transitioning to starter.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Oh. I remember that, I think.
Pretty sure that was just bigsteve.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
...shocking
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:14 AM CST up reply actions
My guess is a lack of creativity, coupled with a lack of acceptance of a lack of creativity.
I don’t know what players are available, and I don’t know what it would take to get those players. I know that every front office in baseball is better at finding those players than we are. I know that every front office in baseball is better at finding out what teams want for those players. And I know that every front office in baseball is capable of coming up with creative packages.
To say nothing of one of the best front offices in baseball. They’re not held down by only the players who have rumors around them, or only the simple packages that can be bounced around on a message board.
And I know this, so just because I can’t think of improvement through trade doesn’t mean it’s not out there.
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Can't believe I missed the LOTR talk.
Lesson: Never log off of LSB
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
Mornin, weiners....
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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 7:26 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Friday.........finally..................................
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 7:32 AM CST reply actions
Hey, remember that chat about condoms the other day?
Well….Yup. I’m gonna be a papa.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 7:38 AM CST reply actions 6 recs
woah!
congrats!!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 7:49 AM CST up reply actions
Yeh...so.
Wife won’t be partaking in the great beers at the TG. Guess that means she’s the DD!!
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 7:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh
you have had an awesome last few months, havent you!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 7:52 AM CST up reply actions
what
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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 7:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
worley has had a great last few months
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 7:58 AM CST up reply actions
how so
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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
moved back to states, married, all of the DBD stuff, UofH, kid
=a pretty damn good last few months
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:04 AM CST up reply actions
ah. I wasn't saying he hasn't.. I just hadn't been paying attention to know what you were referring to
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my bad then dude
sorry
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
we used clearblue too
couldn’t tell what the plus/minus was so had to go get that since uses words heh
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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Heh...
One shot is all I needed, apparently
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 8:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions 6 recs
lololol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:04 AM CST up reply actions
wait, what?!?!?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions
My wife is pregnant.
Honeymoon baby.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 8:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
TDT is next....mark it
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no way no how
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
haha....just no that my money is on you in the LSB prego pool
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
fuck *no = know
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
yeah, i mean, i wouldnt doubt it i guess
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
most likely
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shut up, mike e
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
what is your probz
I don’t make the odds
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Oh yeah?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
whoa thats awesome !
congrats
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WOOO!!!
Excellent news!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
Watch out LSB wives.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Just remember, true posters won't miss a game just because of a child.
/whoever that columnist was
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
idk but Aqua refused to leave his wife and kids at home for a game before
(before there was any real reason not to go)
Not blaming him for his choice or saying it’s wrong.
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xx
Not blaming him for his choice or saying it’s wrong.
no offense, but who are you (or anyone else) to tell someone its wrong to leave his fam for a game?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
I wasn't.
I felt I had to specifically say I wasn’t cause of the overly sensitive nature of certain posters here.
Not necessarily him.
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Apparently that didn't work...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
reading comprehension = zero this AM
sorry for being a tool mikeE
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
Such a tool
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
hide yo wife hide yo girlfriend
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Almost all LSB wives :(
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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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Dont you bring that mojo in here!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
aquaman
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
Babymamatill, dick
She’s not big. :)
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 9:08 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
LSB havin babies all over the place these days
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions
May he have as rich and full a beard as his father.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
So awesome man.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
Holy crap!
That is awesome! Congrats, newlywed!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
That was quick.
Must have been on power play.
Congrats Worley.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
Honeymoon kid, apparently.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i think she is on the pill and they use condoms
that’s the rare 3 on 5 goal
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
We took a chance on our honeymoon.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
this is what happens when you pull the goalie.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Nevermind, read through.
Congrats?
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congrats!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Congrats, man.
Bruce Wayne Worley?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
congrats Worley.
Enjoy your last few restful months.
by BHill on Feb 17, 2012 12:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
evidently
the astros will be wearing .45 throwbacks
notice anything missing in this picture?

So far, so good. But apparently there’s been a slight revision to that plan. It hasn’t been publicly announced, but this MLBlogs.com entry, which went up on Monday morning, contains the following passage: "[T]he Astros will wear retro jerseys from past decades every Friday home game this year, starting with the Colt .45s (minus the pistol, which was deemed inappropriate to include on a uniform)."
All of that said, however, removing the pistol from a Colt .45s jersey is patently absurd. For starters, it’s the name of the team. Are you also gonna remove ".45″ from the cap, because it refers to the pistol’s caliber?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
You know? I....you......uh.....sometimes......
Oh, forget it….
/facepalm/
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
They weren't even called the MF Colts?!
WTF, Mate?!
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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions
mlb=stupid
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions
The guy has no head or arms or legs
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yet still has better range than MY at 3b.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Political correctness is going to be the death of us yet
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
That isn't political correctness
That is a sandy vagina
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Those jerseys look see through.
Can’t wait to see Carlos Lee’s nips. Probably the size of pizza pans.
well that is one in HOF i think
that had the gun photoshopped out
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
Okay.
So, if baseball is going to take PC to an outrageous extreme, you just don’t do the throwbacks. Simple as that.
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boo
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
So. Fucking. Stupid.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
girl I'm Michigan starting walk of shame shuttle service
$5.. includes bottle of water, morning after pill coupon
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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 7:53 AM CST via Android app reply actions
words
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 7:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Wait, you sigged Loblaw ripping off Louis CK?
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
he ripped him off?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 8:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah, the bottom one is a total Louis CK knockoff.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
when it happened
it seemed real
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 8:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
If I could find the damn clip on youtube I'd link it.
But that is not a Loblaw original.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
is there no possible way that it was a coincidence?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 8:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I suppose it could be but it's suspicously close to what I remember the original being
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
How very Dane Cook of him
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Carlos Mencia
Is Dane Cook known for ripping off people’s jokes? I just know him as an overlydramatic, somewhat comedic, storyteller…
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
He most certainly is.
I think of him before I think of Mencia for ripping people off.
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Interesting...
Youtube, here I come.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
I honestly dont know if Cook rips people off or not
In order to determine that I would have to actually listen to him a few times. I am just not willing to pay that price. There was an episode on Louie about Cook ripping him off that I saw a couple of days ago.
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
from*
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you hear about that kindergarten kid
refusing to color a Kansas jayhawk ? Kansas state ended up sending family tickets too (autocorrect put rockets but I caught it heh)
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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 7:56 AM CST via Android app reply actions
this is no longer a funny bit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions
if you don't like OT then back to the A.M. pan
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i dont like your dumb bit in any post.
i will post where i want. this is still ’muricah
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
You start early.
Saying news isn’t a bit.
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i almost typed rockets hahahahahahah!
that is a bit
and it is tired.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
aww, jam
why you hurt me?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
i got it, i got it.
i will drop it like a michael jackson baby
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
because sometimes i bring the funny
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
boom!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
i like the cut of you jib
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
pot
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
kettle
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
restaurant
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
hazmat uniform
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
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fry street
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
3 mile island
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
What's no longer funny?
What’d I miss?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
mike e
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't say that I missed Mike E
(rimshot)
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
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by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
rim.jobs
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
Crap...I hate it when I get something like that wrong.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
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xx
Jack (Toronto)
Thanks for the Lee answer. As far as the Cuban League, roughly what level would you say it would be equivalent to? AA? A+?
Klaw (1:09 PM)
Low-A or worse. Pitching is very depleted. The problem with equating foreign leagues to a minor league level is that the foreign leagues (including NPB, KBO, etc) have much higher spreads between the best and worst players.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
how many tickets are left for the tailgate?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
ill have an update today or mon
with ticket #, how many are avaliable, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions
ok...
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I don't think he likes dots.
There’s enough for your friend, maybe an additional as well.
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Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I wasn't asking for just one more additional ticket.
So how about you mind your own business and just leave me be.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
get him, moe!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
This tailgate has some serious potential.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
should be fun....just pull out a chair, eat some popcorn, and drink
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When I called him out yesterday, he claimed you were mean to him first, and I never saw it.
Is this true, Moe? Were you mean to poor Mike E?
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you saw the convo
right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
No. I can post the rest of the convo, which actually came before what I had already posted.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Alright. I'll post the whole thing. Give me a minute or two.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Which is why I said there was room for at least 2.
Just giving you some info since KOK could possibly put it off till Monday and you may want info sooner (according to your excessive periods).
Sorry for my helpful nature. By all means, ignore anything I say, but I will not stop trying to help where I can whether it is wanted or not.
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"Sorry for my helpful nature."
heH
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"Sorry for my helpful nature."
heH
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"Sorry for my helpful nature."
heH
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
I'll be paying next week, hoss.
Birthday took precedent this week.
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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Jeremy (Asheville, NC)
What makes HJL such a better prospect than Andrelton Simmons. They put up pretty similar numbers in a ball last year. HJL’s on base was slightly better and he is a year younger, is that a big enough difference between 12 overall and not top 100?
Klaw (1:35 PM)
Let me check my rankings … yes, yes it is.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions
stupid people are stupid
mk (albuquerque)
jusrt want to point out (not that this is any kind of criticsim of you) that some of us are philosophically opposed to paying for internet content and some of us can’t affford to pay for insider access and so don’t get to see these things you refer to…….
Klaw (1:47 PM)
That would be the dumbest philosophy I have ever heard. Do you pay for cable? Magazines? Newspa … well, no one pays for newspapers any more. Books? You pay for content you value. If you want to tell me you don’t value my content enough to pay for it, I understand. But philosophically opposed? Is that from Kant or Hegel?
wait, is this a real thing? people are philosophically opposed to paying for internet content?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions
Yes.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 8:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
what?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions
The way I see it, it's just a way people view things.
Some folks believe the internet is like air. It’s public domain and there shouldn’t be some tax on it to use it.
Others have a mindset that paying for internet content is like paying that guy at the mall 10 bucks to breath in that pure O2 from the mask for 30 minutes.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
i would like to meet those poeple
i get not paying for movies, etc to download them — ok your moral choice
but this is totally different
and that person is a fucking lazyass because you can find the list with a little bit of googling i am sure.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Top 5 Smells:
1 – Fresh baked cinnamon rolls/ yeast bread
2 – Frying bacon
3 – Pages of an old library book
4 – Mountain air with the smell of evergreen
5 – BBQ Smoke
Hon. Mention: fresh cut grass
Did not make the list: gasoline and coffee
i drop off 3
bump up 4/5 and add grass to #5
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions
Is put the smell of roasted garlic on there
but I’m weird.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 8:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
that's not weird at all
I’m ashamed I missed it… it’s at least above cut grass for me. We roasted garlic last night for out dinner…
grease from a deep fryer
take your pick of home cooking joints
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by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
Ohhhhh.....onions being cooked, too.....
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
This.
Onions being cooked in the roux as the first step of grillades = possibly the greatest smell ever.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I love cooked onions as well.
Slow cooking is even better, because you get the sautee smells and then slowly as caramelization occurs, it takes on a whole new sweet, nutty quality. Onion are good.
baby poop and diapers
is a smell you will learn to enjoy
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions
not for me
after 3 kids…still makes me vomit.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 17, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
nice name
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yup...
it’s my favorite smell…those two things combined.
I also like the smell of burning Speak ’N Spells…or just circuit boards I guess.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 17, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know about that..........
Haven’t changed a diaper in years….that is a smell I don’t miss……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
Gas definitely
And shall we say kitty?
Any good Middle Eastern restaurant.
The Granada.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 17, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions
Kitty is pretty case-sensitive.
Middle Eastern restaurants have it going on with all that curry and cumin… love it
Fresh cut grass drives my allergies insane
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions
1. Freshly mashed beer (preferably something roasty like a stout on a cold morning
2. Bacon
3. Charcoal
4. Freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
5. Mesquite smoke
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
You've got 3 of my 5
And I’m quite certain 4 of my 5, if I brewed my own beer.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
My GF used to hate the smell of brewing
Now it is paplovian. She just loves it more than anything.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
no burning tar?
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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions
Bacon IS the top 5....
followed by cinnamon rolls and BBQ….
One other smell that’s great is Johnson’s baby shampoo….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
love gasoline
what about when you hotbox yourself?
is that a smell you enjoy?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions
it's a good smell
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
Absolutely #1
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
glue
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The smell of napalm in the morning
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
heh....nice....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
overrated?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
Napalm?
No clue. I block out ’Nam.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
that's what i'm thinking.
a couple decent scenes, some cray characters.
but it bores me. probably just before my time
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
It's a great movie and I love it
but it probably could have used some editing….some scenes just drag on and on….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
Pffft!
I will tolerate no more Apocalypse Now or Godfather bashing from you people.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
ugh
godfather was so boring
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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
no way, hoe zay
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
it is true
can’t speak about the sequels. I have never seen them. the first one was boring
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Heresy, blasphemy, nonsense, and ridiculosity
So wrong, I had to make up a new word just to describe it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Apocalypse Now
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Apocalypse Now
Pure, nightmarish, unfiltered genius. An absolute gem of a film, and I don’t care who says otherwise.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
I have never seen that one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I love it (obviously)
Plus it helps you appreciate the joke in Hot Shots II where Charlie Sheen is sitting on the PT boat reading his dialogue from Platoon, then Martin Sheen sails by the other direction doing the “Saigon…shit, I’m still in Saigon” dialogue. And then they stand up and point at each other and go “I LOVED YOU IN WALL STREET!”
Solid gold.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
super comedic
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
It was okay
Sort of boring though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Paging Worley and vfn and all other cinephiles
Help me slap some sense into this miscreants already!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
Forget it WildcatPhoenix. It's Schultzy.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
What you did there
I see it. And I love it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
I had to watch it in school and compare it to Heart of Darkness
so that could have taken some of the enjoyment out of it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I did this, too.
In fact, it was the first time I’d seen AN.
Still loved it.
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heart of darkness is fucking awesome
that and The Secret Sharer.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
I was gonna say, I friggin' love Heart of Darkness
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
I enjoyed the book
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Conrad is the man
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Indeed
He and Kipling both. I love them in all of their imperialistic, racist, “white man’s burden” glory. Still awesome writers.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Conrad an imperialist?
I don’t think so. Racist, yes.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Well it's always hard to separate an author's personal views
from those of their characters.
But I’d say there’s a pretty strong streak of imperialist thinking going through Lord Jim and Heart of Darkness.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
The idea that white races and European people
could do the uncivilized Africans a favor by conquering them and forcing Western civilization upon them is an imperialist attitude, I would say.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
That is an imperialist attitude. It's just not one that's manifested in Conrad's writing.
Heart of Darkness is rather clearly a critique of imperialism, even if its treatment of African savages is racist.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
And the notion that Conrad and Kipling shared similar views of colonialism is demonstrably false.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm mainly drawing this conclusion
from Chinua Achebe’s “An Image of Africa.” I never said Conrad and Kipling shared similar views of colonialism (your words, not mine).
I said Conrad was an imperialist, whether he would choose to identify himself as such (I contend he would not). But his opinions and writings speak, to me, of a deeply rooted belief in the superiority of European culture to those of Africa or Asia, and the moral imperative faced by Europeans to bring this culture to less “civilized” regions of the world.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Achebe "Things Fall Apart"
awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
I think you've both mischaracterized Achebe's critique (which focuses on the silencing and namelessness of the African characters in the novel)
and Conrad’s actual commitments vis-a-vis the moral imperative of Colonialism. The story is simply much more complicated, and Conrad rejected both the “idea” of colonialism and its practical implementation. Conrad was not an imperialist, was critical of colonial programs on both a philosophical and practical level; and a fair reading of Heart, Lord Jim, and Nostromo confirm this to be true.
The complication I allude to is in the distinction between the philosophical and practical critique Conrad offers of British and Belgian colonial programs. That is, Conrad’s critique of British colonial programs is typically limited to the practical/implementation side of things, whereas his critique of the Belgian program (and King Leopold II’s fecklessness, more generally) is much broader.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
sounds regurgiated
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
While I agree wholeheartedly that the practical reality of life under one colonial power is not equivalent to life under another
(British colonialism contrasted with French colonialism vs. Belgian etc), I still believe the “root issue” so to speak is deeply connected to racial doctrines, to which Conrad was undeniably a subscriber.
Quoting Conrad on his first encounter with a black man:
“A certain enormous buck nigger encountered in Haiti fixed my conception of blind, furious, unreasoning rage, as manifested in the human animal to the end of my days. Of the nigger I used to dream for years afterwards.”
I love the man’s writing, but there are some deeply rooted racial issues at work here.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
I think that's the point of our disagreement
I don’t think retrograde views on race is either a necessary nor sufficient condition of being a colonialist. The fact that Conrad held these retrograde views (and yet, at the same time, imbues the beating of far-away drums with the same meaning of the ringing of European church bells…) is simply an inadequate basis for concluding that he was a colonialist. He was not. And I don’t think a fair reading of Heart, Lord Jim, or Nostromo supports the conclusion that he was.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
as the ringing*
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Fair enough
Thanks for the genuine debate. Pretty refreshing to have one of these now and then. :D
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Likewise.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Hahaha McGowan?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you know it.
But I’m also good friends with a lit prof who’s an expert on post-colonial writers.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yeah, it was just funny to me
I was reading your post and thinking to myself “yeah, that’s pretty much exactly what I thought I remembered from high school” and then realized we probably read that book in the same class.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I'm not surprised he's still teaching it.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
He's one of those who will teach
until they make him retire, I think.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
When did you become a troll, and why?
Is it because of people mocking you over a perfectly-reasonable life decision?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
How am I trolling?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you always troll philkid
any time you bring up any reasonable life decision.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
(like anything having to do with lubbock)
and by philkid, i meant…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
wait
why is he a troll?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
All these completely out there dismissals of awesome things can't be real.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Sure they can.
He’s a college underclassman.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
and he doesnt drink
we all know anyone who doesnt drink cant at all be trusted.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
Hmmm
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
yeah
i said it.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
I'M SORRY I DON'T LIKE THE SAME THINGS THAT YOU DO
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you should be, schultzy
how dare you have your own opinions on things
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Because I thought Apocalypse Now was just "okay"
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Honestly, I didn't hate the movie. I just hated the way it took so many liberties with the source material.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
AN is not a straight adaptation of Heart of Darkness
Otherwise it would’ve been set in the British colonial era just like the book.
The themes and motifs are the same though. And it even adds an extra dimension by throwing in the psychedelic influence of LSD and rampant drug use of the Vietnam war.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
correct.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
yay for differing opinions
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
No way at all..
incredible. Harrison Ford is awesome.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 17, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
Ashamed to admit I just saw that movie the other day.
That….is one jacked up movie.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
Fresh cut lumber
Home Depot smells awesome.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
OFFICIAL SMELLS POWER RANKINGS, LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED.
1. Frying Bacon
2. Cinnamon Rolls
3. Garlic
4. Charcoal
5. Tires
6. My Farts
.
.
.
.
.
90000001. Everyone elses farts
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I cannot improve this list.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
I think I might completely agree with your top five.
Just not that bullshit that came after.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I can definitely see how fresh ground and brewed coffee would make a coffee drinker swoon.
But I’m an occasional at most coffee drinker, so it doesn’t do much for me.
I like the smell of rain
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Favorite smells
1. Grilled meat
2. Fresh peaches
3. Cut grass
4. Gasoline
5. Campfires
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Woot! Made it to the interview round at A&M
Good to know I at least haven’t regressed in 6 years, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
for what
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
a job
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
meh
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
jobs are important
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
For grad school, actually
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 9:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
well then
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
oh cool.
Hate people answering things they don’t know.. heh.
Good thing I came back I would’ve forever went on thinking you were wanting to work at A&M.
Grad school there is a good choice.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
Gracias, comrade
Applying to the Bush School of Public Service. Looking to do an MPIA (Masters of Policy in International Affairs).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Interview tip
In the interview just sit there and chant SEC SEC SEC. They love that stuff there
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
heh
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
I've got an interview at UT this afternoon.
Hopefully, it goes well, I could use something new, even if it costs LSB.time.
Good luck with the job, Wildcat.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
gl man!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
for what
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas
Logistics
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
(Cue "Such Great Heights" by Postal Service)
…aaaaaand scene
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
Max, everything looks perfect from far away,
come down now
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
why?
you like any postal service?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Hope it works out for you, sir.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
Good luck.
I applied for a UT job a few weeks ago, but I applied too late in the process (I had to take a test that they only give once a month). The job closed a week after I applied.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Good luck as well, Axe Em!
UT should be letting me know in mid-March about the LBJ School app I put in.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
google offers for today is 10$ for 20$ at
The Stand (uptown)
anyone know anything about that place?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i work in uptown,
i used to live here, and i have never heard of it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions
Guilty pleasure from my childhood that I still indulge in every now and then, like today.
Hot Cakes & Sausage from Mcdonalds.
That syrup is pure liquid heroin.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:21 AM CST reply actions
Oh no doubt
McDonald’s breakfast is the Truth.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 8:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
it tastes so awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions
anyone played rayman origins?
how good (or not good) is it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
The demo's fun.
I don’t know, beyond the reviews loving it, if it wears off as you play along.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
It's awesome, but probably not worth a purchase
unless you have someone who would be willing to play the multiplayer with you.
It turns out that HE is the Rainman because Tom Cruise couldn't say "Raymond" as a little kid and their Dad let Raymond drive the car.
He’s an excellent driver.
by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This seems like a Schoolly post.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
it really does
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 8:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
WAT TF?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 17, 2012 9:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Chrom agreed with me
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
love tha tmovie
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
Incredible. Incredible. Cannot recommend it enough.
It’s at least 10 hours of content. You can find it for $40 online.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 17, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
Buahahahahahaha!
(Possibly NSFW, but not sure. Kind of tricky.)
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:28 AM CST reply actions
Hahahah.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Is it just me or is Kevin Costner a shitty fucking actor?
Seems like he fell ass backwards into a couple of good baseball movies.
True but he will get a pass from me for making Field of Dreams and Bull Durham.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
tin cup?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
WATERWORLD, PEOPLE
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I see you waterworld
and raise you the postman
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
water world was not as bad as people make it out to be
the postman was horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
WaterWorld was worse than everyone said.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Stand back, world.
VFN and I agree on a movie.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
it wasn't good
but it wasn’t horrible. though I have not seen it since I was a kid
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I appreciated the ambition
and it had some cool stuff in it. And Dennis Hopper was an enjoyable bad guy. But overall, it was campy and long.
vfn loved the postman
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
waterworld is a guilty pleasure for me
the woman is hot and the boat is badass, I can watch that movie
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
Yes. Yessssss.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
little gust there, romes
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Dances with wolves
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Is that supposed to be a point in his favor?
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
yes
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
For Love of The Game?
And the one with Clint Eastwood where he kidnapped the kid? Perfect World, I think?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
a perfect world was great
I also liked the war
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 8:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
own that
have to watch it
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
which one?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
perfect world
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
for love of the game is a pretty shitty movie.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
The best part of that movie is Vin Scully
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i dont remember much baseball in dances with wolves
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
Kc the director >>>> KC the actor, you say?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
X
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000126/
It’s been at least 10 years since he’s made a good movie.
He has made some pretty decent flicks prior to that, though.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
17
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
i liked
mr brooks, mainly for the dane cook part at the end – but still
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
i liked that one too
it was decent
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Thought that was a really good movie.
But that’s probably because of my Duvall love.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
Dude Open Range is criminally underrated
Duvall carries a lot of it, but Costner is certainly good as well.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Just got that for my grandfather for his bday
Great flick.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Best shootout of any Western I've ever seen
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
agree
you the one that shot our friend?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
"Yes sir, I am."
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
"shot the boy too and I enjoyed it"
Boom
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
I like that movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
this
he is so damn good in Slingblade
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
I love that film
one of my favorite westerns
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
He's going to be Clark Ments dad in Man Of Steel.
I’m just going to pretend its the same character from Field Of Dreams.
I also think he’s a much better actor than some are saying.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 8:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
who is clark ment?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
Clark Kent.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
We weren't talking about him. We know he's Superman's dad.
Now, who is Clark Ment?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
It's the Jewish version of Superman
Spielbergh is directing.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Jew-per man?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
is that a good movie?
i have been watching a lot of JFK stuff lately, never seen the movie
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
It's fun to watch.
It moves fast and a lot happens. There are a bunch of good actors in it, too. I’m not entirely sure it’s a good movie, though.
It's amazing what that movie did for the JFK Conspiracy Theorists
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
I mean, does any of that stuff make sense to you?
I know it’s a movie, I know Stone has an agenda, but c’mon….that whole situation just reeks to high heaven.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
I really liked it.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
He is.
It works for Dances with Wolves, but, yeah, he is.
See: Robin Hood.
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Robin Hood is amazing !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
But Costner is absolutely attrocious in it.
Even beyond having an American accent.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
i totally agree tho
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I love how Cary Elwes makes fun of him in "Men In Tights"

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
have not seen that
but give them credit for casting Wesley
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
ohh its a must see
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
anybody want a peanut?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
it certainly is
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Morgan Freeman FTW!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
I love that movie.
First PG-13 flick I was ever allowed to watch.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
stop calling into work people!!! means i have to do triple work and get compensated for single work
oh wait, here adam, we bought you a 5 dollar potbelly sandwich for lunch so you could just stay at your desk and work even MORE… you happy?
nope, im mad.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 8:53 AM CST reply actions
i hate that shit
luckily my coworkers aren’t too bad about it.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
One chick with bronchitis was been wharfing at her desk for more than two weeks
and another guy has been out sick since Monday. Not really sure which is more annoying.
that too....go to the fucking doctor people !
just take the last 2 hours of 1 day off to go…not that hard.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
She finally went, but only after getting really bad.
Now it’s just disgusting sounding residual phlegm.
ughh awful
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Gotta get that promotion
work your way up the ladder until you can use the golden bathroom and the private helicopter
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
we have private bathrooms
private bathrooms?!?!?!?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
i want to take a shit in one of them.
but i am not allowed in.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
i was here until 2 one morning and had to be back at 6
and i wanted to use the shower. but they would not let me.
had to go down to the gym…
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
You should have showed a power move, you guys
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
meh. when people at my place are sick they usually still do their work at home.
same thing for me. people usually dont use sick days, they just work from home.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
you need to pay for tailgate tickets btw
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
i know i know i know
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
Happened to me yesterday.
At least they bought you a delicious sandwich.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
That best smells subthread
makes me want to make some cinnamon rolls, fry some bacon, get some gas and eat Indian food.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Which will lead us into the worst smells subthread a few hours later, after you've digested.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Worst Smells:
1 – Feedlots of West Texas
2 – Paper mills
3 – Cat shit
4 – The smell that comes up out of the sink when you have to plunge it
5 – burnt hair
FTFY
1 –Feedlots ofWest Texas
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
That section of I-30 when you can smell the Trinity
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I-30 & Loop 12 Intersection
You also get the drifted sulphur smell from GP, too, which mixed in with the Trinity makes you thin kthat the world’s got little time left.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 17, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
When you drive by a place a skunk recently sprayed
sulfur
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I dated a girl who loved the smell of skunk.
Weird.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
Was she a pothead?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
this is what I think of
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Blowing my best friend on my couch.
Still haven’t found the connection.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions
That could be it.
It’s been long enough that it’s made it full circle to just funny now. The fallout was glorious.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
That's not nice.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Indeed
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
Lucky dude...sorry
still waiting for my first in 9 years of marriage.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 17, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
Heh...no comment.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
There's a paper mill in my Dad's hometown
I loved that smell. It meant we were almost to the grandparents’.
this is how I felt about the mrs bairds factory when we would come visit my grandma in fort worth
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Poultry processing plants.
If you’ve ever been near one, you would know.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
chickenhouses = worse
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
Believe it or not they dont smell as bad as they used to
When I first got out of college, I used to go to a little town near Louisiana called Center on business a time or two a month. There was a hug poultry plant there. It would make you retch.
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Center was in our district so we had to play them every year.
The away games were not enjoyable.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 9:22 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
The worst possible smell is a sewage treatment plant.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Heh
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
When I was living in Midland (first mistake)
We had to drive by one every single day on our way to work.
This was a manual labor job so we had to take all of our lunches out there with us. I was always afraid that putrid shit was going to get into my food.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Paper mill
Ever smelled one of those? Yikes.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
They're all up and down the Florida panhandle.
Used to smell them when we’d drive to Pensacola.
When Kat and I moved back, she didn’t believe me that’s what she was smelling. She assumed it was me or the car or something awful.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
when do you plunge your sink
do you have a lot of women in your household?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
Battle Creek, Michigan smells like cereal
Winston-Salem smells like cigs in the pack
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
The smell of gas is not a pleasant smell
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
hey btwoowoo
you still want a ticket for tailgate?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
who else was interested in tailgate tickets?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
nobody
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
well i thought target field was
and dolphin puncher was as well, but dont know if i need to refund $ or not? (i can)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
Think dolphinpuncher said he couldn't now,
due to his recent setback.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
Are you still going to get me a ticket if I can go?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
already got it for FP
come anyway though, no really.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
Still don't know for sure if I can
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
come on
do it!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
Well IANF gave away my ticket so I'll have to find one
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
come on Schultzy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
best smell
sharpie marker
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST reply actions
Sup peeps?
I see Worley went an. Bigtilled his wife, congrats. My next baby daddy in the LSB baby daddy pool is Chrom, but only cause I wanna see some mulato babies. LSB could use some old wooden ship around here.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 9:14 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Oh and Lea Michele looks just like Rebecca Black.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 9:15 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
wood
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
PEDOPHILE!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 9:23 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
eight year olds, dude....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Have you guys seen the video of Lea Michele naked and getting sexes up on stage?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
excuse me?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Go to YouTube and search.
“Lea Michele Spring Awakening I Believe”
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Does not sound SFW
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
Umm...There's nudity, with mouth on nipple.
but its grainy and its from a camera in the audience.
It’s the final scene before intermission of Spring Awakening, when the two main characters get it on in the middle of the stage. Lea Michele and another guy from Glee were the leads.
She said she thought the nudity and sex was needed for the character, so she did it.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Mentally bookmarked for later.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
from muse in the news
“Flush twice – Houston needs the water,” said Glenn Clingenpeel with the Trinity River Authority. “It used to be a joke. Now it’s more of a water strategy. The folks in Houston will say, ‘Yes, please do.’”
tailgate iv
currently at 61/65 confirmed
need to find out about loblaw and a couple of others
if you have interest, now is the time to show it so i can get enough tickets…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I've got a really painful LIN-grown toenail.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I think I'll watch " A Fistful of Lin" tonight.
Or maybe The Linmower Man 2: Jobe’s War
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
the words need to be more asian funny
like how they can’t say certain english words
so that i can laugh
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
Like, Shitty Wok?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
wow
dude has skinny legs
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
why you no call traveling ref
he shitty wok
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
what is the best way to remove ink from jeans?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i think i saved them
the downside is that i look like i jacked off a smurf.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
Purchase new jeans.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
Season 3 of Community had wrapped.
Here’s the celebration, by the lovely Allison Brie.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:38 AM CST via Android app reply actions
obviously
impromptu
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
IANF...
How long does it take to break in new topsiders? I have a pair I bought for my cruise, but I haven’t worn them yet. Also, please confirm that they would look stupid with jeans.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
broken in immediately. no problem there.
they look good with jeans on women.
stupid when guys do it.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
also, i am not IANF, but i love topsiders
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
sperry topsiders.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
here are less gay ones
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
i need to get a pair of these
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
Never heard of topsiders?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
i have about 5 pair.. they will last forever
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
Do you wear them with ankle socks, or just barefoot?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
no socks...
ive never worn socks w sperrys.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
no socks!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
Do you go sockless?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
yes
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
I can't pull that off without stankin up the topside of whatever boat I happen to be on.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
ive never had a problem w sperry's stinking... they dont absorb the stank
like tennis shoes…
i have one pair ive had for 3 years.. most comfortable shoe ever besides my adidas slides
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
the sandals are perfect for gargantuan men like myself and mike the grate
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
I love my sliders
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i had a pair of rainbow flip flops i had broken in over 2 1/2 years
and then lost them in the river along w my favorite hat….
that was a bad day
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
I had to buy a new pair last summer because someone stole mine off the beach
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I lost my favorite hat in the river
I also lost my sunglasses that day. But I found the sunglasses. It was glorious.
Lost my glasses in the river once.
Immediately slammed my hand down into the water and grabbed them before they washed away. Felt like a superhero that day.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
it really is the little things
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 10:31 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
me too
but my GF gives he shit whenever i wear them out of the house
she calls them shower shoes
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
don't think she ever played soccer
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
A casual loafer
for the casual loafer
by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
wear them in the shower once... then just dry them out with newspaper inside
if you need to break them in quick…
if not maybe a month or two of walking around in them
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
Thanks. I'll give this a shot.
Just don’t want to end up with a blister after walking the decks.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
Had one of my more idiotic moments while wearing Sperry's
Wore mine for about 3 weeks and got blisters every time. Couldn’t figure out what was going on. Tried stretching them out in every way possible. Finally looked at the size and realized the wrong shoes were put in the box marked 11 1/2. I had been wearing size 9 1/2 for 3 FREAKIN’ WEEKS.
I still feel like a moron (sorry, moran) for that one.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
i got pissed off at work last night
and threw my blackberry on the ground.
wife to be was nervous.
i told her this is what happens when you lose it at a corporate job. you want to break things
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I have wanted to throw my blackberry so many times.
I feel you.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
i was just so damn fed up
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Dude
When you throw things, people think you have anger issues. Which eventually leads to you taking in stray animals. Stop taking in stray animals.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
>take shower last night before bed
>wake up later today than anticipated
>no time for shower
that feel when you don’t stink, but still feel dirty
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
He's a Russian hipster so he probably
ironically smells like vodka.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Right now, I smell like Pizza by Marco and heartburn.
Whatever heartburn smells like.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
At work. No one's here cept me and a bunch of leftover Twizzlers and cookies and candy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
thats a good day
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
Not much longer.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not going to eat it all.
Wellllll there probably won’t be any twizzlers left.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
At my last job,
I was going through the giant pack of those every 2-3 days.
(though I’m pretty sure my co-workers were stealing from my desk while I was gone)
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
at the photolab?
have you seen that movie where robin williams creeps on a family through their photos?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
One Hour Photo?
Yes, I have. He’s really efin’ creepy in that movie.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Sad that it took that role
to prove to me that Robin Williams wasn’t totally insane.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
Robin William's greatest role...

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
what is this a pic of? can't see it
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Peter Pan
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
robin williams is the man
peter pan, dead poets, what dreams may come, bicentennial man, mrs. doubtfire, good morning, vietnam.
and his live on broadway show is fucking the truth
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
One of those things is not like the other.
One of those things does not belong.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
which movie are you speaking ill of?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
why doesnt it belong
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
I was completely unaware there were people that didn't hate that movie, or did not like it despite knowing it was mostly hated.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
i absolutely love it
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
6.4 on IMDb is better than I would have guessed, but certainly pretty not good for IMDb.
38% on Rotten Tomatoes is also better than I was going to bet on, but still. 38%.
Back when I spent a lot of time on movie message boards, that movie would get absolutely blasted any time it was brought up. I sat through it once because I didn’t feel like reaching for the remote. It was just there.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Bicentennial Man is a lot like Patch Adams
Robin Williams is likeable, but it’s just too maudlin and corny to be taken seriously.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
I didn't even particularly enjoy Robin Williams.
Probably because he was an ugly robot.
I watched some of Patch Adams and gave up.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It's not terrible
but it’s not particularly memorable either.
Dear god, if you wanna be depressed for a month, try sitting through Awakenings with Robin Williams and DeNiro.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Or how about the film with Williams where
his kid kills himself while he’s masturbating and he pawns off his writings as his sons.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I have that one in my queue
World’s Greatest Dad. Directed by Bobcat Goldthwaite, as a matter of fact.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
I didn't enjoy it at all.
But I’m also not in to dark comedies (comedy? is that what you’d call it?) I’ll just say dark movie.
It wasn’t to my liking really at all.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
By contrast
I thought it was kind of genius.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
The fuck?!
Add What Dreams My Come to this, and apparently Robin Williams is prone to depressing film.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The Fisher King is a pretty big downer
but definitely worth seeing if you like Terry Gilliam’s stuff.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
i like it!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
i have a cd with rufio songs on it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
Wait....what?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
it was a band
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
It was an island filled with orphan boys.
What did you think they were going to end up doing?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
killing each other
lord of the flies
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
too da loo!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
What?
I’m going with this one.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
YAAAAWWWWWWWP.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Best of Times made me laugh
I know most people dont like it but I did
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
very good film
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Favorite smells
The inside of a tire store.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 10:38 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Underrated indeed
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
heh
jamiebenn14 Jamie Benn
And I thought I was having a shitty morning! pic.twitter.com/sEtfN6MA
It’s gone now…
What was it?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah I saw the picture but i didn't understand what he was talking about.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I just thought it was funny that he cursed and
immediately deleted the tweet…never saw the pic, as it’s gone
by grn_lantern on Feb 17, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Seriously, what was it?
I don’t follow him.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
Apparently Benn came really close to losing his manhood last night.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
go big or go home
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
surely we can find a way to declare
our public debt held by foreign holders counterfeit, yes?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
potato, pa-dildo
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
let's call the whole thing off!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
pretty good episode
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I remember loving that show as a kid but can't think of a single episode now...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
1024 encryption codes
who can hack this?
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1024 bit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Not sure anyone has beaten 1024bit encryption yet.
I could be wrong.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
apparently 3 dudes at UofMichigan said they did.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
xx
Now, three eggheads (or Wolverines, as it were) at the University of Michigan claim they can break it simply by tweaking a device’s power supply. By fluctuating the voltage to the CPU such that it generated a single hardware error per clock cycle, they found that they could cause the server to flip single bits of the private key at a time, allowing them to slowly piece together the password. With a small cluster of 81 Pentium 4 chips and 104 hours of processing time, they were able to successfully hack 1024-bit encryption in OpenSSL on a SPARC-based system, without damaging the computer, leaving a single trace or ending human life as we know it. That’s why they’re presenting a paper at the Design, Automation and Test conference this week in Europe, and that’s why — until RSA hopefully fixes the flaw — you should keep a close eye on your server room’s power supply.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
that's what i read
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
words
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
104 hours of processing time seems... not insignificant
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Anybody seen The Age of Innocence by Scorcese?
Watched it last night with Frau Wildcat. Reminded me a lot of Barry Lyndon (slooooooooooow, gorgeous costumes/scenery, sad, like reading a novel).
I’m not sure if I loved it or hated it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:12 AM CST reply actions
Louis CK was awesomely awkward on P&R last night
which I am watching now.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
yeah i have no experience with him
but i hope he is better on his own show than on that one.
i watched 5 minutes of that show last night and blah blah blah
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Apparently there's some major fps controversy with the ME3 demo.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 11:36 AM CST reply actions
Not First Person Shooter
Frame Rate Per Second.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
The actual term is "Frames Per Second"
So….fps.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Wouldn't Frame Rate Per Second be redundant?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oh goodness. I'm sorry.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, I read that as MW3.
I retract my cautious optimism.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
controversy?
how so
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
The fact that the PS3 and XBOX demos max out at 30 fps but in reality operate at 15-20 fps.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
One of my professors counted off on a test because, even though I had written a correct answer, it was not the answer we covered in class
Is this normal?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Depends on if the question stated "As discussed in class..."
If he didn’t specify, then I would think this could be a problem.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Did not specify
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Then it could be based on subjectivity, which means he gets to win this round.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
and by saying "a correct answer"
suggests there are more than one. tie goes to the professor.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Yep.
I’m not too worried since I still did well, but it just seemed like a weird way to grade
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
was it the prof that graded or a cocky ass TA or GA
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
this is complete bullshit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Whose answer was better?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
give us the question
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
In my journalism class freshman year, we had to name the 5 elements of something (i don't remember)
On the notes there were 5.
In the book, there were 5.
On the test, there were 6. Apparently we were supposed to use context clues to figure it out. I idn’t get it right.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Well, a little less kok around here for a while.
@johnleftwich
That’s that. No more LSB at work haha thanks websense!
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:51 AM CST reply actions
The company internet filter.
We have websense here too, but it must not have LSB as a blocked site. I can get very little in the way of gaming news, though.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
z
Internet access management system allows an organization to monitor, report and manage internal Internet use
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
So they thought kok was spending a little too much of his time on here?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Possibly
But the updates on website classification are done by Websense themselves. In all probability it had nothing to do with KOK and the filter was updated for all sports related sites.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
We also have it.
I get quota time. I get 10, 4 minute intervals to go to sports, shopping, whatever each day. Fortunately the address for the javascript that the auto update on comments isn’t flagged. So I use a 4 minute window, open up morning and OT threads and then new comments come through out the day.
But it makes it tough because I can’t go to new threads without using more quota time, or doing research on Fangraphs or B-Ref
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
that sucks
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, i can't gamble online here anymore
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
if my company blocked lsb, i would probably quit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
I probably wouldn't quit
but my productivity would go way down because I’d be spending all my effing time on LSB mobile instead of just clicking to the tab, z’ing through the new comments, and getting back to work.
that's true
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
If TDT wasn't here, I'd quit!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Shit, now you guys have me all paranoid
The IT dude came by yesterday and kind of jokingly said “Remember, we’re watching youuuuuuu…(chuckle)”.
Which I interpret as “I’m joking but I’m not really joking.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
He's not really joking.
Anything, ANYTHING you do using company resources can be monitored. Don’t use company emails to have cyber sex with people. That shit gets caught all the time.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well obviously, lol
But I wonder if they monitor how much time I spend on LSB?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
How many employees at your company?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It's a college
So, probably 1-2,000? But certainly not all of them are on network computers.
Maybe 500?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
Then they probably don't.
Because if they did you’d already know. I mean… it’s all probably logged, but I doubt anyone is actively reviewing it.
The auto refresh feature makes thousands of web requests every day looking for new comments. As does things like Gmail or any other auto updating AJAX function.
I wouldn’t worry.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Where the hell was all this rain this summer.
Good grief.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
We're out of the drought in the area surrounding Dallas.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Of fucking course Babymamatill wants to sleep as soon as family feud comes on...
Fuck hospital cable.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:05 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
survey says?!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
I'll go with "pancakes suck"
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I just ate delicious pancakes this morning
/fun fact
//Boo 7AM band gigs
///I know you all have jobs
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
Pancakes are delicious.
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colonialbob
Chocolate chip pancakes...MORE DELICIOUS
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
The dining halls at Mizzou made these.
But sometimes they didn’t cook them all the way and they would be nothing but melted chocolate chips and syrup. It was kind of good but kind of gross.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Oh man...
Pancakes have to be cooked all the way.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
I KNOW!
I WAS PISSED.
Also, Free IHOP pancake day is either this Tuesday or the one after.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yes sir!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Sweet.
Now I gotta find the closest iHop. Lol
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
I believe it's available...internationally.
slides sunglasses on
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
February 28
I work that afternoon so I can go in for breakfast!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I wonder if this would be the number one answer.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am confused...
Are you mad because you can no longer watch The Feud, or that you have to?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
A little from column a and b.
But I just sat thru who wants to be a millionaire with that insufferable twat Merideth Viera, at least give me some Steve Harvey to go with my shitty tv viewing.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Just play some Angry Birds or look up porn on your phone.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think it's the boredom more than it is the cabin fever
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
go ride the elevator
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 12:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Go find Sarah the nurse
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
Sooooooo
Hot…makes me wanna make another one so I can see her again.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Who was your doc?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
Dr. Fields-walker.
Crazy as shit. She delivered our baby and on the same day had her own.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My friend's little sister is 20 and just had her fourth (you read that right)
On her last kid, she held it in until her shift at the donut shop was over, went to the hospital, had the kid, and was back at the donut shop the next morning at 4:00 am.
Awesome. Babymamatill will be milking 3 months maternity leave.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Awesome. Babymamatill will be milking 3 months maternity leave.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I guess this means she gets 6 months.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
4 KIDS AT 20!?
Wow.
This kid I use to work with (who was younger than me) just had his second.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That's crazy.
If it’s what she wants, good for her.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Bring me some weed so riding the elevator would seem entertaining.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I will not take my weed to a hospital
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 12:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Selfish
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't want them to take it away
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 12:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm bringing in a fifth tonight...
Does it count as a Stuart Freeman if it’s mixed with Sunny D?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
judges?
we will allow it.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
Partaaaaaaay.
This place is boring as church singles night, might as well liven it up on my last night in.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Go to the nursery and make fun of the ugly babies.
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colonialbob
I don't even know where that is.
Junior has been in the room basically the entire time.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Have sex in one of the rooms.
Im trying to think of every baby being born episode I’ve ever seen.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Episode of what?
And that’s impossible. No sex for 6 weeks. That is unless of course I went and found Sarah…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 1:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Episodes of TV shows where someone has a kid.
I didn’t say you had to have sex with babymamatill.
6 weeks? Holy shit, you’re gonna be humping the wall by March.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I like Meredith Viera.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Gayest thing ever said in the history of LSB
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not even close.
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colonialbob
Yes it is...
Even gayer than saying you like to have homosexual sex.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 1:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't see how liking a news anchor.
is more gay than parading around in drag performing Grease.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I was always partial to J Peterman as host
by drizzle on Feb 17, 2012 12:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I preferred Richard Karn.
AKA Al Boreland
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 1:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Had the Swimsuit Issue show up yesterday...
Natalie Gulbis… Wow.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Swimsuit issue is like Playboy to me...
Totally useless in this age.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Internet bro...
I can see the si issue anytime I want. No need for a hard copy. And with pornhub, the swimsuit issue is nothing but foreplay anyway
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well, call me old fashioned,
but I think that’s a shame. I’ll never forget the first time SI did the body painting. 13 year old Jelly was a happy, happy kid.
Gulbis has some PRIME nips
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I appreciate it too
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
My current crush is Chrissy Teigen.
May have to watch a couple of those SI vids.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
The Great Mouse Detective is on Disney. I love that movie.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I remember really enjoying it, but I can't remember a thing about it.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
Vincent Price voices a violent rat.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Ratigan?
Now I’m remembering…
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
me, herbs, and RF went and played some racquetball at one of the iving rec centers last night.
was a lot of fun – except that there is a large indian population that likes to use the courts as well. thats cool and everything except when they are done, the courts smell like 20-year old curry + BO. it is absolutely terrible. i have this fear that it seeped into my pores and now i smell like that too.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:34 PM CST reply actions
You could call this racist, but...
It’s true.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i have a good friend who is indian.
he cant stand it either. i dont mean to be mean or anything. i bet after we play they are like “smells like grilled cheese and ass in here.”
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
My friend who is Indian says all of his people stink.
I would never say that, but that’s what he told me.
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colonialbob
im not even trying to profile or anything.
but that is exactly what the court smelled like. it was almost unbearable.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
I totally understand.
It is even worse because they were probably sweating.
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colonialbob
Having been caught in small towns a number of times
overnight on business trips and having to stay in whatever crummy motel is available means that I have stayed in more motels than I would care to remember that reeked of curry. It just absolutely makes me want to throw up.
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
This was an interesting thread to catch up with hours after the fact.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
How so?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Mike E/Moe drama
and Schultzy apparently being a troll.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Scroll up!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Philkid said I was a troll
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
TBF, I asked why you were a troll these days.
If you’re not, my bad.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I don't know what I have done to be considered a troll though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Schultzy has been trollin' as of late.
Don’t really care to scroll up unless one of them professes their crush on the other. You could cut the mike e/moe sexual tension with a knife.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
schultzy was not trolling
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 12:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ugh no. I don't hate many people but he's on his way there.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Is your tuba safe in SoCal?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yup. That's locked up tight.
Ain’t no way it’s getting stolen.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Any idea what in the hell is motivating the tuba thieves?
Is there a flourishing black market for tubas?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
There apparently is
There’s a banda music movement going on in SoCal, and they need tubas…so they’re stealing them from high schools.
Some schools have lost all their instruments to this nonsense.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
$5k a pop?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Teacher Lady either stole or hid some darkroom equipment.
She’s really starting to piss me off.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
HOW AM I GOING TO TURN ALL OF THESE PICTURES OF ME AND MIKE E INTO TASTEFUL BLACK AND WHITES?!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You ever done liquid emulsion?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 17, 2012 1:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Max is very interested in the answer to this.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I've done cyanotype, van dyke, want to try gum bichromate and I have a kit for that sitting at home.
Would love to do palladium/platinum but I just don’t have the money to buy that stuff.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Woot
ESPN3.com has finally started working for me again. No more missed soccer games!
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:46 PM CST reply actions
What a relief!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I have a question for anyone who may know.
I have a 401K that allows me to put my money in to actual company stock as well as other mutual funds, small cap, large cap, etc.
Since I’m able to move my money around without paying any transaction costs, would I be able to essentially day trade my company stock? Say I think it’s undervalued right now at 20 bucks a share, so I want to transfer my money from my large and small cap funds into company stock, then when it hits 25 bucks in a month or two, I take it out and put it back in to the other funds.
Is this frowned upon? Not allowed? I can’t find any literature on it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't know about the legality of it, but be aware of the risks of putting a significant percentage of your $$ in one stock.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
I will write a longer reply later but this is a horrible idea
—don’t “day trade” with retirement $ (I know you are not day trading per se but studies show you will do far better over the long term with buy and hold)
—don’t hold company stock in you retirement plan if it can be avoided
—I don’t know your basis for feeling your company is undervalued but most employees are in no way equipped to make this judgement, in the absence of inside information
—Most plans won’t allow this as it will impose costs on other investors in a mutual fund setting (don’t know your arrangement) tons of funds got in trouble for allowing hedge funds to buy after market close at the expense of ordinary investors
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
last one is inapplicable
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I'm no longer with this company, so I'm not exactly biased anymore.
I’ve also done this in the past before, just a two time transaction that was months apart. I shifted about 80% of my 401K money into the company stock when it was around 5 bucks. I shifted it back out when it reached 19. I wish I would have waited longer because it’s up to 28 now. So it goes.
I totally understand the risks associated with putting too many of your eggs in the same basket, and I have no desire to actually trade with this stock at the time as it’s pretty high now. I was just more interested for future considerations.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
yes you can do it.
you are not breaking any law. would i advocate it? meh, probably not.
it’s not a matter of whether you think the company is under-valued or not. you may think your company is the tits and investors might think it is a piece of shit. with today’s computer trading fucking shit up, this is a very not so good idea.
also, putting your money into a stock and taking it out in a month or two is not day-trading. if you were pulling it in and out multiple times a day, that would be day trading. also, this will not make you rich. you will lose your fucking mind and wonder where all of you rmoney went.
my advice? just let the money work for you, baby. no need to try and coax it along. it will do it’s thing. the important thing to remember with a 401(k) is that you aren’t trying to get rich with that thing right now. so it doesnt matter if you make a shit ton of money now. it has the chance to take a shit next year, or the year after that. just let it grow 6-8% annually while you keep putting money at it, and evaluate where your money is every quarter or every other quarter.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
I'm aware it's not day trading, as I can't do multiple transaction during a day.
I probably shouldn’t have used that word specifically. I was wanting to just play with the stock on it’s peaks and valleys.
I am also not trying to make it rich. I’m just trying to maximize funds in my retirement and perhaps turn a 9% return into a 15% return for the year.
I’m sure this is just me having success with it once and thinking it’s something I can do again, but I’m aware of the risks and probably would not do it again as I realize I got lucky originally by the recession knocking the price waaay down and I picked the right time to transfer in to it.
Me saying the company is undervalued was viewed from a financial aspect, not as an employee.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
yeah, but what are you deriving your financial aspect from?
it’s difficult as fuck to say a company is undervalued. i mean, unless you have read earnings, and have a decent understanding of their cash-flow, net gains, operations costs, calling a company undervalued is dangerous.
i’m not trying to be negative by any means, but it’s just a difficult proposition.
but i will tell you, if i could invest my 401(k) in actual stocks and not just through a 3rd party company full of fucking securities and bonds, etc, i would do that in a second.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
This is why I just do index based ETFs
I simply don’t have the experience to know shit.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
ETF's = awesome.
nothing wrong with etf’s, especially index based ones.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Transaction expenses
when bought in “small” quantities, a Vanguard index fund is better even than a Vanguard index ETF
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 23, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
That pretty much what I did for that company
I know/knew the company financials like the back of my hand. The part I was hesitant on was that this was the only company I really did this for so I had very little to compare it to. Just what I learned in school and from practice.
Like I said, I’m aware of the risks involved with the decisions I would choose to make, I was just more inclined to know about the legality of doing this kind of shuffling.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
is the company you work for now regulated by the SEC?
as in, do you work for a public company now? does the SEC monitor your trades? are you obligated to tell the SEC on a quarterly basis about every one of your trades?
I am. if this is you, then i would not do this.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yes the company is regulated by the SEC.
I do not work for a publicly traded company now. I no longer work for the company I would be playing with, but I still have their stock as an option in my 401k plan. I do not have to report to the SEC.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
then you should be all right.
and, as you stated you can pull the money out whenever, if you see a loss early that you don’t like, you can pull your money out no problemo.
to be honest with you, it sounds like you know the company all right, and it sounds profitable. you obviously don’t need some hack like me telling you what to do or not to do.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
It's cool. I appreciate the help. I was just more in wondering if anyone had
any experience doing that before and the legality of it all. The company isn’t going to go under or be sold, and it certainly is doing well, which is probably why I wouldn’t do any moves right now because it’s already pretty inflated.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Are you going to the tailgate?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 23, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, you are subject to Section 16?
if he isn’t trading it in a country club it is public
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
Does your 401(k) have transaction limits?
Some 401(k)s have limits on how many trades you can make per a specific time period. Also, some funds have a requirement that you have to leave your money in the fund for a certain length of time before you can take it out again. This may or may not apply in your case, but it is something to keep in mind.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
based on what i read, i dont think he does.
which makes this 401(k)…unique.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
There are kind of transaction limits.
which is why I’m curious how this goes. The only thing I found on this topic was about “excessive trading” which directs me to look at the specific fund’s policy on it. I can’t find anything about it when I look at the specific fund.
It does say it will give me a warning if they deem it “excessive” so I guess there’s that.
There is no fund on the length of time I have to keep the money in after a transaction.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
If your plan is to make one trade in and one trade back out, then I can't imagine that that would be considered excessive.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
It's not, since I've done it once before.
But I was thinking during times of market instability when it can fluctuate within a week or two by 10 percent or so.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Well, if they just give you a warning when they deem it excessive, it sounds like you could possibly do it until they warn you and then stop.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
he won't have that problem
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 23, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
apparently all the people from swamp wars will be at the boat show im going to in march
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 1:01 PM CST reply actions
How did you manage to get sucked into going to a boat show?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
more importantly why will i be spending a week of my life in lafayette louisiana
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
That sounds awful.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Saw a bumper sticker the other day that read "Choot It!"
I chuckled mightily.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
I want baseball back
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 17, 2012 1:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
so
koji is most likely gonna be an A, huh?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 1:12 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I figured as much. We need some OF backup and the A's have like 100.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Any rumors on who might be coming back on this?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Not yet.
Want Choice.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
that would be umm ......choice.....
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
We already cut him, I don't know why you'd want him back
He kind of sucks
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
CoCo?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
x
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/17/2805171/report-as-close-to-acquiring-koji-uehara
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Lone Star Ball?
Why would I want to talk baseball?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yeah no kidding?
so what, a bunch of losers talk on a blog about baseball?
get a life, morans!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, so I just got done bustin an orientation for a new hire who happens to be a man of color.
Any time I asked him if he had any questions or asked him if he understood, he’d follow his answer up with the catch phrase “boss-man”, as in “No questions, boss-man.”.
Does this give me carte blanche to go all Cullen Bohanan on his ass if I choose to do so?
Just curious.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions
yes. man has been to prison. watch yo ass, nigga
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
Swoopes to UT.
Wow, did not think he would commit this early.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Is his mom the lesbian WNBA player?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
swoopes there it is
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Lol Mike Napoli's getting hate tweets from stupid Angel fans
MikeNapoli25 "lamas626: Fuck You @MikeNapoli25 i used to like you but not anymore.. Angels > Rangers. #WeaverGonnaKnockYourASS" he didn’t watch last yr
People that respond to players telling them they suck are seriously worthless.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
And fucking retarded
Because EVERYBODY sees what’s written.
You all saw the hate tweets Kyle Williams got for dropping the ball against the Giants? Holy shit those were some of the worst things I’ve ever seen written to a person.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
X
Peoplethat respond to players telling them they suckare seriously worthless.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Youth is wasted on people
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 17, 2012 1:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I just called DirecTV to get rid of my MLS Direct Kick package
They offered me a $30 discount for six months to keep it. It’s only $80. So I’m coming out ahead $100. I wonder what they’ll offer me if I call them in July to cancel the Sunday Ticket.
$30 discount per month, or just over the whole 6 months?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
That is awesome.
Great job negotiating.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
it sounds like you still have to pay to watch soccer...
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
i can get into it in person, but i just don't have a lot of want to watch it on tv
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Correct, sir.
Last summer I worked for Sporting Kansas City for a few months. Got to be there for the stadium grand opening.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
For my class, we have to send a shift reflection to our professor about that week
It’s totally ok to rip someone apart (another student) that wasn’t doing her job, right?
Because I feel like that is something he should know.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
no
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Wow. This commercial is something.
It starts off and I think it’s awesome…then it turns into something else….just watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Am7oKBD3PU&feature=player_embedded
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 1:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
what the hell?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
It's a snap!
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
it's something
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
What in the crap just happened?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
people usually throw up the first time they apparate
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 1:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
High five.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Oh my.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
The crying at the end is wonderful.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
And I got it from a place that doesn't normally have that type of content.
So I thought it was just going to be a funny little ad for a technical college in Australia. How wrong I was.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
I really thought it was a real commercial at first
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It is.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think so
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Central Institute of Technology...it's a tech college in Australia
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/02/17/central-institute-of-tech-henry-aaron-ad_n_1285229.html
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
match1
you want to go to college?
here you go…
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Zeus Christo.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
no te queiro
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Si...
Es muy mal.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Definitely.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Sometimes Reddit and the OT threads merge into one.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
So, I got Skyrim for 360.
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Meh.
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yeah
I sold it less than a week after I bought it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't like those games...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was not a fan
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So goes the life of a video game.
They don’t make ’em like they used to.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
No, people still love it.
I know people who won’t stop playing it.
I just thought it wasn’t that great, honestly. I enjoyed Kingdoms Of Amalur much, much more.
Maybe I just don’t have the patience for a game like Skyrim, I guess — but it just didn’t feel as innovative as it’s made out to be and I thought the gameplay was wonky.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
the fighting was horrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just found it a bit....detached
I’m swinging at someone who is swinging at me, with slow strokes, and there was no substance to it.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
and the running to a place that is really far sucked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That I don't mind much.
It’s overdone a bit (RDR, Far Cry, etc) but that’s not the part I didn’t like.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
You run like a motherfucker in Amalur
Once you’re in a new town, you can fast travel like a motherfucker to any location you’ve been to on the map before.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
same for Skyrim
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I hope FC3 is better than 2 was.
They went a little too far with the ultra real simulation thing I think.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 17, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
Has anyone here tried Skyrim and Amalur?
Care to provide a recommendation? Or should I bend to peer pressure in my office and get Battlefield 3?
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Get FIFA
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by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Objection, non-responsive.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
Just sayin'...
You want a game that’s guaranteed not to suck, that’s the direction you wanna go. Even Chrom likes it and he hates “boring sports”.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
there is no need for the quotation marks
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by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Objection
FIFA is a game about soccer.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
And fun so I'm not sure it should be mentioned in the same thread as Elder Scrolls.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Love Skyrim
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You're doing it wrong.
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Yes, I know, better on PC
If you want to pay for and build me one, I’m all for it.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
I have it on 360 and love the shit out of it.
You’re doing it wrong.
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skyrim is overrated
deal with it
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck
You guys are awfully quick on the “o” word these days.
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"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
Saying overrated is overrated.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
No no... I did it on 360.
It’s fine there. Put like 100 hours into it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I have four more days to decide on whether to return it.
I’ll give it a shot, at least.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
Someone make a new thread
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Nope.
But screw it,
I’m taking a nap. I have slept maybe 15 hours this week.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
In that case
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im being forced to the other thread solely by this
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions

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