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2/17 OT

February 17 is the 48th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 317 days remaining until the end of the year (318 in leap years).

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I kinda miss the internet.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 17, 2012 6:01 AM CST reply actions  

It's overrated.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 6:01 AM CST up reply actions  

>Sees a lot of comments in yesterday's 5 Year Rankings Thread

>Expects to see schtick
>Sees LOTR talk instead

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 6:17 AM CST reply actions  

lotr is the worst

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 7:07 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wut

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 7:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lotr is the worst

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 7:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the movies ya

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 7:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You are both certified loons

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions  

its greatness

Altho i’m not nerdy enough to discuss it at length

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I am genuinely curious as to

why some posters around here (not just the obvious candidate) for some reason think that the only way for a team to acquire major-league talent is to develop prospects.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 17, 2012 7:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Without knowing exactly what you're referring to

My guess would be it has to do with watching a successful rebuild, especially when contrasted against the club’s monumental failures in acquiring big-league talent before that.

2008 this place was more invested in the farm system than it was the big league team, and we’ve been fortunate enough to see the majority of those guys pan out. I think that probably created some unrealistic biases and expectations about developing our own talent.

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 17, 2012 7:52 AM CST up reply actions  

It's just that a few weeks ago, possibly during the continued sign-or-don't-sign Fielder melodrama.

someone was overly concerned about the fact that Hamilton, Cruz, and Napoli were all likely to leave via free agency, justifying their concern on the basis that there weren’t any stud hitting prospects currently under team control ready to replace them. The potential departure of those three (and Kinsler a little later, I suppose) over the next two offseasons is certainly something to think about, don’t get me wrong, but it shouldn’t be because Profar and Olt and maybe Leonys seem like the only minor leaguers in the system who potentially could come up and replace them, because we’ve seen the Rangers gain talent in recent years via other means – with trades (not necessarily involving top prospects), and with minor FA signings.

And by “prospect development”, I’m not talking about guys like Hamilton and Napoli, who were already useful major league contributors who managed to take steps up once they arrived in Texas, or Ceej, who had “developed” as a quality reliever before transitioning to starter.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 17, 2012 8:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh. I remember that, I think.

Pretty sure that was just bigsteve.

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 17, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions  

...shocking

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:14 AM CST up reply actions  

My guess is a lack of creativity, coupled with a lack of acceptance of a lack of creativity.

I don’t know what players are available, and I don’t know what it would take to get those players. I know that every front office in baseball is better at finding those players than we are. I know that every front office in baseball is better at finding out what teams want for those players. And I know that every front office in baseball is capable of coming up with creative packages.

To say nothing of one of the best front offices in baseball. They’re not held down by only the players who have rumors around them, or only the simple packages that can be bounced around on a message board.

And I know this, so just because I can’t think of improvement through trade doesn’t mean it’s not out there.

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Can't believe I missed the LOTR talk.

Lesson: Never log off of LSB

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

good evening everybody

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on Feb 17, 2012 7:04 AM CST reply actions  

Mornin, weiners....

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 7:26 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Friday.........finally..................................

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 7:32 AM CST reply actions  

Awesome!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 7:46 AM CST up reply actions  

congrats

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 7:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

woah!

congrats!!!!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 7:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeh...so.

Wife won’t be partaking in the great beers at the TG. Guess that means she’s the DD!!

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 7:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

heh

you have had an awesome last few months, havent you!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 7:52 AM CST up reply actions  

what

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 7:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

worley has had a great last few months

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 7:58 AM CST up reply actions  

how so

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

moved back to states, married, all of the DBD stuff, UofH, kid

=a pretty damn good last few months

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:04 AM CST up reply actions  

ah. I wasn't saying he hasn't.. I just hadn't been paying attention to know what you were referring to

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

my bad then dude

sorry

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

we used clearblue too

couldn’t tell what the plus/minus was so had to go get that since uses words heh

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lololol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:04 AM CST up reply actions  

hahha

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

wait, what?!?!?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

My wife is pregnant.

Honeymoon baby.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 8:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

TDT is next....mark it

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

no way no how

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

haha....just no that my money is on you in the LSB prego pool

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

fuck *no = know

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

most likely

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

shut up, mike e

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

what is your probz

I don’t make the odds

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Ahhh. Twins II.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

whoa thats awesome !

congrats

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

YAY!

Congrats man!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

WOOO!!!

Excellent news!!!

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Watch out LSB wives.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Just remember, true posters won't miss a game just because of a child.

/whoever that columnist was

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

idk but Aqua refused to leave his wife and kids at home for a game before

(before there was any real reason not to go)

Not blaming him for his choice or saying it’s wrong.

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

xx
Not blaming him for his choice or saying it’s wrong.

no offense, but who are you (or anyone else) to tell someone its wrong to leave his fam for a game?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I wasn't.

I felt I had to specifically say I wasn’t cause of the overly sensitive nature of certain posters here.

Not necessarily him.

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Apparently that didn't work...

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

reading comprehension = zero this AM

sorry for being a tool mikeE

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Such a tool

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

hide yo wife hide yo girlfriend

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Almost all LSB wives :(

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Dont you bring that mojo in here!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Seriously.

I don’t know if me or my wife wants a kid less. Probably her.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Same here.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

aquaman

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

LSB

home of volume shooters

by matteo25 on Feb 17, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Babymamatill, dick

She’s not big. :)

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 9:08 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

LSB havin babies all over the place these days

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

May he have as rich and full a beard as his father.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

So awesome man.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Holy crap!

That is awesome! Congrats, newlywed!

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

That was quick.

Must have been on power play.

Congrats Worley.

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Honeymoon kid, apparently.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i think she is on the pill and they use condoms

that’s the rare 3 on 5 goal

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

congrats!

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 17, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Congrats, man.

Bruce Wayne Worley?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 17, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

congrats Worley.

Enjoy your last few restful months.

by BHill on Feb 17, 2012 12:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

evidently

the astros will be wearing .45 throwbacks

notice anything missing in this picture?

So far, so good. But apparently there’s been a slight revision to that plan. It hasn’t been publicly announced, but this MLBlogs.com entry, which went up on Monday morning, contains the following passage: "[T]he Astros will wear retro jerseys from past decades every Friday home game this year, starting with the Colt .45s (minus the pistol, which was deemed inappropriate to include on a uniform)."
All of that said, however, removing the pistol from a Colt .45s jersey is patently absurd. For starters, it’s the name of the team. Are you also gonna remove ".45″ from the cap, because it refers to the pistol’s caliber?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 7:52 AM CST reply actions  

Mother of god

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 17, 2012 7:53 AM CST up reply actions  

You know? I....you......uh.....sometimes......

Oh, forget it….

/facepalm/

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"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions  

They weren't even called the MF Colts?!

WTF, Mate?!

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions  

mlb=stupid

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions  

The guy has no head or arms or legs

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Yet still has better range than MY at 3b.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Or Miggy.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Political correctness is going to be the death of us yet

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

That isn't political correctness

That is a sandy vagina

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 17, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Those jerseys look see through.

Can’t wait to see Carlos Lee’s nips. Probably the size of pizza pans.

by blakethegr8 on Feb 17, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

well that is one in HOF i think

that had the gun photoshopped out

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Okay.

So, if baseball is going to take PC to an outrageous extreme, you just don’t do the throwbacks. Simple as that.

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

boo

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 17, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

So. Fucking. Stupid.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 17, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

girl I'm Michigan starting walk of shame shuttle service

$5.. includes bottle of water, morning after pill coupon

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 7:53 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

words

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 7:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wait, you sigged Loblaw ripping off Louis CK?

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 17, 2012 7:59 AM CST up reply actions  

he ripped him off?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 8:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, the bottom one is a total Louis CK knockoff.

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 17, 2012 8:03 AM CST up reply actions  

when it happened

it seemed real

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 8:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If I could find the damn clip on youtube I'd link it.

But that is not a Loblaw original.

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 17, 2012 8:09 AM CST up reply actions  

is there no possible way that it was a coincidence?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 8:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

How very Dane Cook of him

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Carlos Mencia

Is Dane Cook known for ripping off people’s jokes? I just know him as an overlydramatic, somewhat comedic, storyteller…

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

He most certainly is.

I think of him before I think of Mencia for ripping people off.

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Interesting...

Youtube, here I come.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I honestly dont know if Cook rips people off or not

In order to determine that I would have to actually listen to him a few times. I am just not willing to pay that price. There was an episode on Louie about Cook ripping him off that I saw a couple of days ago.

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

from*

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

you hear about that kindergarten kid

refusing to color a Kansas jayhawk ? Kansas state ended up sending family tickets too (autocorrect put rockets but I caught it heh)

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 7:56 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

if you don't like OT then back to the A.M. pan

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

i dont like your dumb bit in any post.

i will post where i want. this is still ’muricah

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

You start early.

Saying news isn’t a bit.

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

i almost typed rockets hahahahahahah!

that is a bit

and it is tired.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

He's right though.

Mike E is a fucking beating.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 17, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Pan?

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

pot

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

kettle

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

restaurant

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

hazmat uniform

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

fry street

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 17, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

3 mile island

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

What's no longer funny?

What’d I miss?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

mike e

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't say that I missed Mike E

(rimshot)

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

rim.jobs

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Crap...I hate it when I get something like that wrong.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

xx
Jack (Toronto)
Thanks for the Lee answer. As far as the Cuban League, roughly what level would you say it would be equivalent to? AA? A+?

Klaw (1:09 PM)
Low-A or worse. Pitching is very depleted. The problem with equating foreign leagues to a minor league level is that the foreign leagues (including NPB, KBO, etc) have much higher spreads between the best and worst players.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:06 AM CST reply actions  

how many tickets are left for the tailgate?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 8:07 AM CST up reply actions  

ill have an update today or mon

with ticket #, how many are avaliable, etc

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

ok...

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think he likes dots.

There’s enough for your friend, maybe an additional as well.

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

................

……………….
…………….
…………..
…………
……..
…..

.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions  

get him, moe!

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

This tailgate has some serious potential.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

should be fun....just pull out a chair, eat some popcorn, and drink

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by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

you saw the convo

right?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

No. I can post the rest of the convo, which actually came before what I had already posted.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Alright. I'll post the whole thing. Give me a minute or two.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Which is why I said there was room for at least 2.

Just giving you some info since KOK could possibly put it off till Monday and you may want info sooner (according to your excessive periods).

Sorry for my helpful nature. By all means, ignore anything I say, but I will not stop trying to help where I can whether it is wanted or not.

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

"Sorry for my helpful nature."

heH

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

"according to your excessive periods"

genius

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 17, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll be paying next week, hoss.

Birthday took precedent this week.

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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

xx
Jeremy (Asheville, NC)
What makes HJL such a better prospect than Andrelton Simmons. They put up pretty similar numbers in a ball last year. HJL’s on base was slightly better and he is a year younger, is that a big enough difference between 12 overall and not top 100?

Klaw (1:35 PM)
Let me check my rankings … yes, yes it is.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

stupid people are stupid
mk (albuquerque)
jusrt want to point out (not that this is any kind of criticsim of you) that some of us are philosophically opposed to paying for internet content and some of us can’t affford to pay for insider access and so don’t get to see these things you refer to…….

Klaw (1:47 PM)
That would be the dumbest philosophy I have ever heard. Do you pay for cable? Magazines? Newspa … well, no one pays for newspapers any more. Books? You pay for content you value. If you want to tell me you don’t value my content enough to pay for it, I understand. But philosophically opposed? Is that from Kant or Hegel?

wait, is this a real thing? people are philosophically opposed to paying for internet content?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 8:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

The way I see it, it's just a way people view things.

Some folks believe the internet is like air. It’s public domain and there shouldn’t be some tax on it to use it.

Others have a mindset that paying for internet content is like paying that guy at the mall 10 bucks to breath in that pure O2 from the mask for 30 minutes.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

i would like to meet those poeple

i get not paying for movies, etc to download them — ok your moral choice

but this is totally different

and that person is a fucking lazyass because you can find the list with a little bit of googling i am sure.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Top 5 Smells:

1 – Fresh baked cinnamon rolls/ yeast bread
2 – Frying bacon
3 – Pages of an old library book
4 – Mountain air with the smell of evergreen
5 – BBQ Smoke

Hon. Mention: fresh cut grass

Did not make the list: gasoline and coffee

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 8:10 AM CST reply actions  

i drop off 3

bump up 4/5 and add grass to #5

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Is put the smell of roasted garlic on there

but I’m weird.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 8:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that's not weird at all

I’m ashamed I missed it… it’s at least above cut grass for me. We roasted garlic last night for out dinner…

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

grease from a deep fryer

take your pick of home cooking joints

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by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Ohhhhh.....onions being cooked, too.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

This.

Onions being cooked in the roux as the first step of grillades = possibly the greatest smell ever.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I love cooked onions as well.

Slow cooking is even better, because you get the sautee smells and then slowly as caramelization occurs, it takes on a whole new sweet, nutty quality. Onion are good.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

baby poop and diapers

is a smell you will learn to enjoy

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

not for me

after 3 kids…still makes me vomit.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 17, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

nice name

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

yup...

it’s my favorite smell…those two things combined.

I also like the smell of burning Speak ’N Spells…or just circuit boards I guess.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 17, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know about that..........

Haven’t changed a diaper in years….that is a smell I don’t miss……

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Gas definitely

And shall we say kitty?

Any good Middle Eastern restaurant.

The Granada.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 17, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Kitty is pretty case-sensitive.

Middle Eastern restaurants have it going on with all that curry and cumin… love it

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Fresh cut grass drives my allergies insane

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

1. Freshly mashed beer (preferably something roasty like a stout on a cold morning

2. Bacon
3. Charcoal
4. Freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
5. Mesquite smoke

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 17, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions  

You've got 3 of my 5

And I’m quite certain 4 of my 5, if I brewed my own beer.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

My GF used to hate the smell of brewing

Now it is paplovian. She just loves it more than anything.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 17, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

no burning tar?

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Bacon IS the top 5....

followed by cinnamon rolls and BBQ….
One other smell that’s great is Johnson’s baby shampoo….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

love gasoline

what about when you hotbox yourself?

is that a smell you enjoy?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely #1

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

glue

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

The smell of napalm in the morning

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

heh....nice....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

overrated?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Napalm?

No clue. I block out ’Nam.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

that's what i'm thinking.

a couple decent scenes, some cray characters.

but it bores me. probably just before my time

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

It's a great movie and I love it

but it probably could have used some editing….some scenes just drag on and on….

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Pffft!

I will tolerate no more Apocalypse Now or Godfather bashing from you people.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

ugh

godfather was so boring

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no way, hoe zay

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

it is true

can’t speak about the sequels. I have never seen them. the first one was boring

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Heresy, blasphemy, nonsense, and ridiculosity

So wrong, I had to make up a new word just to describe it.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Apocalypse Now

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Apocalypse Now

Pure, nightmarish, unfiltered genius. An absolute gem of a film, and I don’t care who says otherwise.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I have never seen that one

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I love it (obviously)

Plus it helps you appreciate the joke in Hot Shots II where Charlie Sheen is sitting on the PT boat reading his dialogue from Platoon, then Martin Sheen sails by the other direction doing the “Saigon…shit, I’m still in Saigon” dialogue. And then they stand up and point at each other and go “I LOVED YOU IN WALL STREET!”

Solid gold.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

super comedic

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

It was okay

Sort of boring though

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Paging Worley and vfn and all other cinephiles

Help me slap some sense into this miscreants already!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Forget it WildcatPhoenix. It's Schultzy.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

What you did there

I see it. And I love it.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I had to watch it in school and compare it to Heart of Darkness

so that could have taken some of the enjoyment out of it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I did this, too.

In fact, it was the first time I’d seen AN.

Still loved it.

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

heart of darkness is fucking awesome

that and The Secret Sharer.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I was gonna say, I friggin' love Heart of Darkness

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I enjoyed the book

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Conrad is the man

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Indeed

He and Kipling both. I love them in all of their imperialistic, racist, “white man’s burden” glory. Still awesome writers.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Conrad an imperialist?

I don’t think so. Racist, yes.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Well it's always hard to separate an author's personal views

from those of their characters.

But I’d say there’s a pretty strong streak of imperialist thinking going through Lord Jim and Heart of Darkness.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

The idea that white races and European people

could do the uncivilized Africans a favor by conquering them and forcing Western civilization upon them is an imperialist attitude, I would say.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

That is an imperialist attitude. It's just not one that's manifested in Conrad's writing.

Heart of Darkness is rather clearly a critique of imperialism, even if its treatment of African savages is racist.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

And the notion that Conrad and Kipling shared similar views of colonialism is demonstrably false.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm mainly drawing this conclusion

from Chinua Achebe’s “An Image of Africa.” I never said Conrad and Kipling shared similar views of colonialism (your words, not mine).

I said Conrad was an imperialist, whether he would choose to identify himself as such (I contend he would not). But his opinions and writings speak, to me, of a deeply rooted belief in the superiority of European culture to those of Africa or Asia, and the moral imperative faced by Europeans to bring this culture to less “civilized” regions of the world.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Achebe "Things Fall Apart"

awesome

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you've both mischaracterized Achebe's critique (which focuses on the silencing and namelessness of the African characters in the novel)

and Conrad’s actual commitments vis-a-vis the moral imperative of Colonialism. The story is simply much more complicated, and Conrad rejected both the “idea” of colonialism and its practical implementation. Conrad was not an imperialist, was critical of colonial programs on both a philosophical and practical level; and a fair reading of Heart, Lord Jim, and Nostromo confirm this to be true.

The complication I allude to is in the distinction between the philosophical and practical critique Conrad offers of British and Belgian colonial programs. That is, Conrad’s critique of British colonial programs is typically limited to the practical/implementation side of things, whereas his critique of the Belgian program (and King Leopold II’s fecklessness, more generally) is much broader.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

sounds regurgiated

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

While I agree wholeheartedly that the practical reality of life under one colonial power is not equivalent to life under another

(British colonialism contrasted with French colonialism vs. Belgian etc), I still believe the “root issue” so to speak is deeply connected to racial doctrines, to which Conrad was undeniably a subscriber.

Quoting Conrad on his first encounter with a black man:

“A certain enormous buck nigger encountered in Haiti fixed my conception of blind, furious, unreasoning rage, as manifested in the human animal to the end of my days. Of the nigger I used to dream for years afterwards.”

I love the man’s writing, but there are some deeply rooted racial issues at work here.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I think that's the point of our disagreement

I don’t think retrograde views on race is either a necessary nor sufficient condition of being a colonialist. The fact that Conrad held these retrograde views (and yet, at the same time, imbues the beating of far-away drums with the same meaning of the ringing of European church bells…) is simply an inadequate basis for concluding that he was a colonialist. He was not. And I don’t think a fair reading of Heart, Lord Jim, or Nostromo supports the conclusion that he was.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

as the ringing*

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Fair enough

Thanks for the genuine debate. Pretty refreshing to have one of these now and then. :D

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Likewise.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha McGowan?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't you know it.

But I’m also good friends with a lit prof who’s an expert on post-colonial writers.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was just funny to me

I was reading your post and thinking to myself “yeah, that’s pretty much exactly what I thought I remembered from high school” and then realized we probably read that book in the same class.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not surprised he's still teaching it.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

He's one of those who will teach

until they make him retire, I think.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

When did you become a troll, and why?

Is it because of people mocking you over a perfectly-reasonable life decision?

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

How am I trolling?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

you always troll philkid

any time you bring up any reasonable life decision.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

(like anything having to do with lubbock)

and by philkid, i meant…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

wait

why is he a troll?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sure they can.

He’s a college underclassman.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

and he doesnt drink

we all know anyone who doesnt drink cant at all be trusted.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

i said it.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I knew it!

You are taking all our tailgate money and buying a butt ton of hookers

by matteo25 on Feb 17, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, the wise old man

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 17, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I'M SORRY I DON'T LIKE THE SAME THINGS THAT YOU DO

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

you should be, schultzy

how dare you have your own opinions on things

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He's not.

He’s just young.

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by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Because I thought Apocalypse Now was just "okay"

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Honestly, I didn't hate the movie. I just hated the way it took so many liberties with the source material.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

AN is not a straight adaptation of Heart of Darkness

Otherwise it would’ve been set in the British colonial era just like the book.

The themes and motifs are the same though. And it even adds an extra dimension by throwing in the psychedelic influence of LSD and rampant drug use of the Vietnam war.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

correct.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

dialog and plots suck!

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

yay for differing opinions

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No way at all..

incredible. Harrison Ford is awesome.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 17, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Ashamed to admit I just saw that movie the other day.

That….is one jacked up movie.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Fresh cut lumber

Home Depot smells awesome.

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

OFFICIAL SMELLS POWER RANKINGS, LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED.

1. Frying Bacon
2. Cinnamon Rolls
3. Garlic
4. Charcoal
5. Tires

6. My Farts
.
.
.
.
.
90000001. Everyone elses farts

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I cannot improve this list.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I think I might completely agree with your top five.

Just not that bullshit that came after.

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I can definitely see how fresh ground and brewed coffee would make a coffee drinker swoon.

But I’m an occasional at most coffee drinker, so it doesn’t do much for me.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I like the smell of rain

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Favorite smells

1. Grilled meat
2. Fresh peaches
3. Cut grass
4. Gasoline
5. Campfires

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 17, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Woot! Made it to the interview round at A&M

Good to know I at least haven’t regressed in 6 years, lol.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 8:19 AM CST reply actions  

for what

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

a job

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

meh

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

jobs are important

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions  

For grad school, actually

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 9:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

well then

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

oh cool.

Hate people answering things they don’t know.. heh.

Good thing I came back I would’ve forever went on thinking you were wanting to work at A&M.

Grad school there is a good choice.

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Gracias, comrade

Applying to the Bush School of Public Service. Looking to do an MPIA (Masters of Policy in International Affairs).

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Interview tip

In the interview just sit there and chant SEC SEC SEC. They love that stuff there

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

heh

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I've got an interview at UT this afternoon.

Hopefully, it goes well, I could use something new, even if it costs LSB.time.

Good luck with the job, Wildcat.

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

gl man!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

for what

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Logistics

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

/UPS

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

(Cue "Such Great Heights" by Postal Service)

…aaaaaand scene

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Fffffuuuu I hate that song.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Max, everything looks perfect from far away,

come down now

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Kill me

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

why?

you like any postal service?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Hope it works out for you, sir.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Good luck.

I applied for a UT job a few weeks ago, but I applied too late in the process (I had to take a test that they only give once a month). The job closed a week after I applied.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 17, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Good luck as well, Axe Em!

UT should be letting me know in mid-March about the LBJ School app I put in.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

google offers for today is 10$ for 20$ at

The Stand (uptown)

anyone know anything about that place?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:19 AM CST reply actions  

i work in uptown,

i used to live here, and i have never heard of it

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Guilty pleasure from my childhood that I still indulge in every now and then, like today.

Hot Cakes & Sausage from Mcdonalds.

That syrup is pure liquid heroin.

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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:21 AM CST reply actions  

Oh no doubt

McDonald’s breakfast is the Truth.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 8:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

it tastes so awesome

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

anyone played rayman origins?

how good (or not good) is it?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:26 AM CST reply actions  

The demo's fun.

I don’t know, beyond the reviews loving it, if it wears off as you play along.

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by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

It's awesome, but probably not worth a purchase

unless you have someone who would be willing to play the multiplayer with you.

by GutenDirk on Feb 17, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

This seems like a Schoolly post.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

it really does

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 8:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

WAT TF?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 17, 2012 9:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Chrom agreed with me

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

love tha tmovie

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Incredible. Incredible. Cannot recommend it enough.

It’s at least 10 hours of content. You can find it for $40 online.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 17, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Buahahahahahaha!

Cute Dog

(Possibly NSFW, but not sure. Kind of tricky.)

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:28 AM CST reply actions  

Hahahah.

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by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Is it just me or is Kevin Costner a shitty fucking actor?

Seems like he fell ass backwards into a couple of good baseball movies.

by blakethegr8 on Feb 17, 2012 8:32 AM CST reply actions  

True but he will get a pass from me for making Field of Dreams and Bull Durham.....

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 17, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

tin cup?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

WATERWORLD, PEOPLE

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

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by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I see you waterworld

and raise you the postman

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

water world was not as bad as people make it out to be

the postman was horrible

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by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

WaterWorld was worse than everyone said.

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by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Stand back, world.

VFN and I agree on a movie.

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

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by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

it wasn't good

but it wasn’t horrible. though I have not seen it since I was a kid

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I appreciated the ambition

and it had some cool stuff in it. And Dennis Hopper was an enjoyable bad guy. But overall, it was campy and long.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

vfn loved the postman

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by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

waterworld is a guilty pleasure for me

the woman is hot and the boat is badass, I can watch that movie

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

awesome

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes. Yessssss.

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by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Dances with wolves

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Is that supposed to be a point in his favor?

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 17, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

For Love of The Game?

And the one with Clint Eastwood where he kidnapped the kid? Perfect World, I think?

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

a perfect world was great

I also liked the war

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by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 8:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

own that

have to watch it

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

which one?

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

perfect world

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

for love of the game is a pretty shitty movie.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

The best part of that movie is Vin Scully

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions  

i dont remember much baseball in dances with wolves

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Kc the director >>>> KC the actor, you say?

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

X

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000126/

It’s been at least 10 years since he’s made a good movie.

He has made some pretty decent flicks prior to that, though.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

17

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

i liked

mr brooks, mainly for the dane cook part at the end – but still

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

i liked that one too

it was decent

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by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Thought that was a really good movie.

But that’s probably because of my Duvall love.

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by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Dude Open Range is criminally underrated

Duvall carries a lot of it, but Costner is certainly good as well.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Just got that for my grandfather for his bday

Great flick.

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by TheJeezus on Feb 17, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Best shootout of any Western I've ever seen

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

agree

you the one that shot our friend?

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

"Yes sir, I am."

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

"shot the boy too and I enjoyed it"

Boom

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I like that movie

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 11:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this

he is so damn good in Slingblade

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I love that film

one of my favorite westerns

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Silverado

is another good one, with an incredibly young Costner.

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by Escher on Feb 17, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

He's going to be Clark Ments dad in Man Of Steel.

I’m just going to pretend its the same character from Field Of Dreams.

I also think he’s a much better actor than some are saying.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 8:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

who is clark ment?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Clark Kent.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

We weren't talking about him. We know he's Superman's dad.

Now, who is Clark Ment?

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

It's the Jewish version of Superman

Spielbergh is directing.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Jew-per man?

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

is that a good movie?

i have been watching a lot of JFK stuff lately, never seen the movie

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

It's fun to watch.

It moves fast and a lot happens. There are a bunch of good actors in it, too. I’m not entirely sure it’s a good movie, though.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

It's amazing what that movie did for the JFK Conspiracy Theorists

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I mean, does any of that stuff make sense to you?

I know it’s a movie, I know Stone has an agenda, but c’mon….that whole situation just reeks to high heaven.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I really liked it.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 17, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

He is.

It works for Dances with Wolves, but, yeah, he is.

See: Robin Hood.

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Robin Hood is amazing !

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by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

But Costner is absolutely attrocious in it.

Even beyond having an American accent.

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

i totally agree tho

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by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I love how Cary Elwes makes fun of him in "Men In Tights"

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

have not seen that

but give them credit for casting Wesley

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

ohh its a must see

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by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

anybody want a peanut?

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

it certainly is

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Morgan Freeman FTW!

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by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I love that movie.

First PG-13 flick I was ever allowed to watch.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

stop calling into work people!!! means i have to do triple work and get compensated for single work

oh wait, here adam, we bought you a 5 dollar potbelly sandwich for lunch so you could just stay at your desk and work even MORE… you happy?

nope, im mad.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 8:53 AM CST reply actions  

i hate that shit

luckily my coworkers aren’t too bad about it.

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by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

One chick with bronchitis was been wharfing at her desk for more than two weeks

and another guy has been out sick since Monday. Not really sure which is more annoying.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

that too....go to the fucking doctor people !

just take the last 2 hours of 1 day off to go…not that hard.

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by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

She finally went, but only after getting really bad.

Now it’s just disgusting sounding residual phlegm.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions  

ughh awful

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Gotta get that promotion

work your way up the ladder until you can use the golden bathroom and the private helicopter

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

we have private bathrooms

private bathrooms?!?!?!?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

i want to take a shit in one of them.

but i am not allowed in.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

i was here until 2 one morning and had to be back at 6

and i wanted to use the shower. but they would not let me.

had to go down to the gym…

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

You should have showed a power move, you guys

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

meh. when people at my place are sick they usually still do their work at home.

same thing for me. people usually dont use sick days, they just work from home.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

you need to pay for tailgate tickets btw

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions  

i know i know i know

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Happened to me yesterday.

At least they bought you a delicious sandwich.

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Feb 17, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

That best smells subthread

makes me want to make some cinnamon rolls, fry some bacon, get some gas and eat Indian food.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 8:59 AM CST reply actions  

Worst Smells:

1 – Feedlots of West Texas
2 – Paper mills
3 – Cat shit
4 – The smell that comes up out of the sink when you have to plunge it
5 – burnt hair

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions  

FTFY
1 – Feedlots of West Texas

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

yep

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions  

That section of I-30 when you can smell the Trinity

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I-30 & Loop 12 Intersection

You also get the drifted sulphur smell from GP, too, which mixed in with the Trinity makes you thin kthat the world’s got little time left.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 17, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

When you drive by a place a skunk recently sprayed

sulfur

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I dated a girl who loved the smell of skunk.

Weird.

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Was she a pothead?

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

this is what I think of

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

so strange

what caused the breakup?

by matteo25 on Feb 17, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Blowing my best friend on my couch.

Still haven’t found the connection.

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions  

That could be it.

It’s been long enough that it’s made it full circle to just funny now. The fallout was glorious.

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Nice gal.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

That's not nice.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's all in perspective...

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

The friend probably thought it was quite generous and thoughtful.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Indeed

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 17, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

skunks used to smell bad to me

but after a decade of enjoying dank weed, I’ve come to respect it

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh...no comment.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There's a paper mill in my Dad's hometown

I loved that smell. It meant we were almost to the grandparents’.

by sarnold on Feb 17, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

this is how I felt about the mrs bairds factory when we would come visit my grandma in fort worth

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:16 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Poultry processing plants.

If you’ve ever been near one, you would know.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Pilgrim's Pride is the worst

Glad it closed.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

chickenhouses = worse

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Believe it or not they dont smell as bad as they used to

When I first got out of college, I used to go to a little town near Louisiana called Center on business a time or two a month. There was a hug poultry plant there. It would make you retch.

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Center was in our district so we had to play them every year.

The away games were not enjoyable.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 9:22 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The worst possible smell is a sewage treatment plant.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

When I was living in Midland (first mistake)

We had to drive by one every single day on our way to work.

This was a manual labor job so we had to take all of our lunches out there with us. I was always afraid that putrid shit was going to get into my food.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Paper mill

Ever smelled one of those? Yikes.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 17, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

They're all up and down the Florida panhandle.

Used to smell them when we’d drive to Pensacola.

When Kat and I moved back, she didn’t believe me that’s what she was smelling. She assumed it was me or the car or something awful.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Dalhart

Pig shit.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 17, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

when do you plunge your sink

do you have a lot of women in your household?

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Just one

but we live in an old house with old pipes… plunging is the fix all

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Battle Creek, Michigan smells like cereal

Winston-Salem smells like cigs in the pack

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 17, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

The smell of gas is not a pleasant smell

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

hey btwoowoo

you still want a ticket for tailgate?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 8:59 AM CST reply actions  

who else was interested in tailgate tickets?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:00 AM CST reply actions  

nobody

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

well i thought target field was

and dolphin puncher was as well, but dont know if i need to refund $ or not? (i can)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Think dolphinpuncher said he couldn't now,

due to his recent setback.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Are you still going to get me a ticket if I can go?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

already got it for FP

come anyway though, no really.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Still don't know for sure if I can

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

come on

do it!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Well IANF gave away my ticket so I'll have to find one

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

come on Schultzy

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

me.

I’ll take one if there is an extra.

by BHill on Feb 17, 2012 12:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

BOOM

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

best smell

sharpie marker

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:13 AM CST reply actions  

Sup peeps?

I see Worley went an. Bigtilled his wife, congrats. My next baby daddy in the LSB baby daddy pool is Chrom, but only cause I wanna see some mulato babies. LSB could use some old wooden ship around here.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 9:14 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:17 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh and Lea Michele looks just like Rebecca Black.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 9:15 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

wood

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

PEDOPHILE!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 9:23 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

eight year olds, dude....

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

OOPS

Obviously have no idea who Lea Michele is

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

excuse me?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 9:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Go to YouTube and search.

“Lea Michele Spring Awakening I Believe”

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Does not sound SFW

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Umm...There's nudity, with mouth on nipple.

but its grainy and its from a camera in the audience.

It’s the final scene before intermission of Spring Awakening, when the two main characters get it on in the middle of the stage. Lea Michele and another guy from Glee were the leads.

She said she thought the nudity and sex was needed for the character, so she did it.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Mentally bookmarked for later.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

from muse in the news

“Flush twice – Houston needs the water,” said Glenn Clingenpeel with the Trinity River Authority. “It used to be a joke. Now it’s more of a water strategy. The folks in Houston will say, ‘Yes, please do.’”

http://www.wfaa.com/news/texas-news/Houston-counting-on-North-Texas-wastewater-for-years-to-come-139490723.html

by matteo25 on Feb 17, 2012 9:21 AM CST reply actions  

tailgate iv

update post

currently at 61/65 confirmed

need to find out about loblaw and a couple of others

if you have interest, now is the time to show it so i can get enough tickets…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:22 AM CST reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:28 AM CST reply actions  

I've got a really painful LIN-grown toenail.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Lin me your ears, and I'll tell you

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I think I'll watch " A Fistful of Lin" tonight.

Or maybe The Linmower Man 2: Jobe’s War

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

the words need to be more asian funny

like how they can’t say certain english words

so that i can laugh

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Like, Shitty Wok?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

wow

dude has skinny legs

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

why you no call traveling ref

he shitty wok

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

what is the best way to remove ink from jeans?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 AM CST reply actions  

Seriously, though, KOK

don’t listen to these knuckleheads… cheap hairspray really does wonders

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

i think i saved them

the downside is that i look like i jacked off a smurf.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Where's this party at?

/EG

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Purchase new jeans.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Correct

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't you just hate pants?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

x

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 17, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Season 3 of Community had wrapped.

Here’s the celebration, by the lovely Allison Brie.

http://www.twitvid.com/F2B0H

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:38 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

obviously

impromptu

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

IANF...

How long does it take to break in new topsiders? I have a pair I bought for my cruise, but I haven’t worn them yet. Also, please confirm that they would look stupid with jeans.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:48 AM CST reply actions  

broken in immediately. no problem there.

they look good with jeans on women.

stupid when guys do it.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

sperry topsiders.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

here are less gay ones

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

i need to get a pair of these

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Never heard of topsiders?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

i have about 5 pair.. they will last forever

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Do you wear them with ankle socks, or just barefoot?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

no socks...

ive never worn socks w sperrys.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

no socks!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Do you go sockless?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 17, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't pull that off without stankin up the topside of whatever boat I happen to be on.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 17, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

ive never had a problem w sperry's stinking... they dont absorb the stank

like tennis shoes…

i have one pair ive had for 3 years.. most comfortable shoe ever besides my adidas slides

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

the sandals are perfect for gargantuan men like myself and mike the grate

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I love my sliders

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i had a pair of rainbow flip flops i had broken in over 2 1/2 years

and then lost them in the river along w my favorite hat….

that was a bad day

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I had to buy a new pair last summer because someone stole mine off the beach

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 10:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I lost my favorite hat in the river

I also lost my sunglasses that day. But I found the sunglasses. It was glorious.

by sarnold on Feb 17, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Lost my glasses in the river once.

Immediately slammed my hand down into the water and grabbed them before they washed away. Felt like a superhero that day.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

it really is the little things

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 10:31 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

me too

but my GF gives he shit whenever i wear them out of the house

she calls them shower shoes

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

don't think she ever played soccer

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

A casual loafer

for the casual loafer

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

underrated

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 17, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

wear them in the shower once... then just dry them out with newspaper inside

if you need to break them in quick…

if not maybe a month or two of walking around in them

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Thanks. I'll give this a shot.

Just don’t want to end up with a blister after walking the decks.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Had one of my more idiotic moments while wearing Sperry's

Wore mine for about 3 weeks and got blisters every time. Couldn’t figure out what was going on. Tried stretching them out in every way possible. Finally looked at the size and realized the wrong shoes were put in the box marked 11 1/2. I had been wearing size 9 1/2 for 3 FREAKIN’ WEEKS.

I still feel like a moron (sorry, moran) for that one.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

i got pissed off at work last night

and threw my blackberry on the ground.

wife to be was nervous.

i told her this is what happens when you lose it at a corporate job. you want to break things

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:15 AM CST reply actions  

I have wanted to throw my blackberry so many times.

I feel you.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

you guys

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Dude

When you throw things, people think you have anger issues. Which eventually leads to you taking in stray animals. Stop taking in stray animals.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 17, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

>take shower last night before bed

>wake up later today than anticipated
>no time for shower

that feel when you don’t stink, but still feel dirty

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 10:31 AM CST reply actions  

Absolutely.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

He's a Russian hipster so he probably

ironically smells like vodka.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Right now, I smell like Pizza by Marco and heartburn.

Whatever heartburn smells like.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

At work. No one's here cept me and a bunch of leftover Twizzlers and cookies and candy.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 10:32 AM CST reply actions  

Breakfast of champs?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

thats a good day

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Not much longer.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not going to eat it all.

Wellllll there probably won’t be any twizzlers left.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

At my last job,

I was going through the giant pack of those every 2-3 days.

(though I’m pretty sure my co-workers were stealing from my desk while I was gone)

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

at the photolab?

have you seen that movie where robin williams creeps on a family through their photos?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

One Hour Photo?

Yes, I have. He’s really efin’ creepy in that movie.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Sad that it took that role

to prove to me that Robin Williams wasn’t totally insane.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

That was a good movie

and quite a departure for Robin Williams. I appreciated it.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Robin William's greatest role...

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Peter Pan

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

robin williams is the man

peter pan, dead poets, what dreams may come, bicentennial man, mrs. doubtfire, good morning, vietnam.

and his live on broadway show is fucking the truth

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

One of those things is not like the other.

One of those things does not belong.

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

why doesnt it belong

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

6.4 on IMDb is better than I would have guessed, but certainly pretty not good for IMDb.

38% on Rotten Tomatoes is also better than I was going to bet on, but still. 38%.

Back when I spent a lot of time on movie message boards, that movie would get absolutely blasted any time it was brought up. I sat through it once because I didn’t feel like reaching for the remote. It was just there.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Bicentennial Man is a lot like Patch Adams

Robin Williams is likeable, but it’s just too maudlin and corny to be taken seriously.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't even particularly enjoy Robin Williams.

Probably because he was an ugly robot.

I watched some of Patch Adams and gave up.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

It's not terrible

but it’s not particularly memorable either.

Dear god, if you wanna be depressed for a month, try sitting through Awakenings with Robin Williams and DeNiro.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Or how about the film with Williams where

his kid kills himself while he’s masturbating and he pawns off his writings as his sons.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I have that one in my queue

World’s Greatest Dad. Directed by Bobcat Goldthwaite, as a matter of fact.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't enjoy it at all.

But I’m also not in to dark comedies (comedy? is that what you’d call it?) I’ll just say dark movie.

It wasn’t to my liking really at all.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

By contrast

I thought it was kind of genius.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

The fuck?!

Add What Dreams My Come to this, and apparently Robin Williams is prone to depressing film.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

The Fisher King is a pretty big downer

but definitely worth seeing if you like Terry Gilliam’s stuff.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

i like it!

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Wait....what?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 17, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

it was a band

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

It was an island filled with orphan boys.

What did you think they were going to end up doing?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

killing each other

lord of the flies

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

What?

I’m going with this one.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 17, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

YAAAAWWWWWWWP.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Best of Times made me laugh

I know most people dont like it but I did

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

very good film

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Favorite smells

The inside of a tire store.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 10:38 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Underrated indeed

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

heh
jamiebenn14 Jamie Benn
And I thought I was having a shitty morning! pic.twitter.com/sEtfN6MA

It’s gone now…

by grn_lantern on Feb 17, 2012 10:39 AM CST reply actions  

What was it?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I saw the picture but i didn't understand what he was talking about.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I just thought it was funny that he cursed and

immediately deleted the tweet…never saw the pic, as it’s gone

by grn_lantern on Feb 17, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Seriously, what was it?

I don’t follow him.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

go big or go home

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

surely we can find a way to declare

our public debt held by foreign holders counterfeit, yes?

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

potato, pa-dildo

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 11:01 AM CST reply actions  

let's call the whole thing off!

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

pretty good episode

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

1024 encryption codes

who can hack this?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:09 AM CST reply actions  

1024 bit

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Not sure anyone has beaten 1024bit encryption yet.

I could be wrong.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

xx
Now, three eggheads (or Wolverines, as it were) at the University of Michigan claim they can break it simply by tweaking a device’s power supply. By fluctuating the voltage to the CPU such that it generated a single hardware error per clock cycle, they found that they could cause the server to flip single bits of the private key at a time, allowing them to slowly piece together the password. With a small cluster of 81 Pentium 4 chips and 104 hours of processing time, they were able to successfully hack 1024-bit encryption in OpenSSL on a SPARC-based system, without damaging the computer, leaving a single trace or ending human life as we know it. That’s why they’re presenting a paper at the Design, Automation and Test conference this week in Europe, and that’s why — until RSA hopefully fixes the flaw — you should keep a close eye on your server room’s power supply.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

that's what i read

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

words

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:03 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

indeed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 12:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

104 hours of processing time seems... not insignificant

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Anybody seen The Age of Innocence by Scorcese?

Watched it last night with Frau Wildcat. Reminded me a lot of Barry Lyndon (slooooooooooow, gorgeous costumes/scenery, sad, like reading a novel).

I’m not sure if I loved it or hated it.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 11:12 AM CST reply actions  

Louis CK was awesomely awkward on P&R last night

which I am watching now.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 11:31 AM CST reply actions  

yeah i have no experience with him

but i hope he is better on his own show than on that one.

i watched 5 minutes of that show last night and blah blah blah

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Good.

Maybe FPSes will die.

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by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Not First Person Shooter

Frame Rate Per Second.

Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!

by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Would that not be FRS?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I read that as MW3.

I retract my cautious optimism.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

One of my professors counted off on a test because, even though I had written a correct answer, it was not the answer we covered in class

Is this normal?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:40 AM CST reply actions  

Depends on if the question stated "As discussed in class..."

If he didn’t specify, then I would think this could be a problem.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Did not specify

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

and by saying "a correct answer"

suggests there are more than one. tie goes to the professor.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

I’m not too worried since I still did well, but it just seemed like a weird way to grade

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

was it the prof that graded or a cocky ass TA or GA

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Both

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Whose answer was better?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Not sure

He said both were correct but “it was not the point we went over in class”

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

give us the question

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

In my journalism class freshman year, we had to name the 5 elements of something (i don't remember)

On the notes there were 5.
In the book, there were 5.
On the test, there were 6. Apparently we were supposed to use context clues to figure it out. I idn’t get it right.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, a little less kok around here for a while.
@johnleftwich
That’s that. No more LSB at work haha thanks websense!

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:51 AM CST reply actions  

The company internet filter.

We have websense here too, but it must not have LSB as a blocked site. I can get very little in the way of gaming news, though.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

z
Internet access management system allows an organization to monitor, report and manage internal Internet use

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

So they thought kok was spending a little too much of his time on here?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Possibly

But the updates on website classification are done by Websense themselves. In all probability it had nothing to do with KOK and the filter was updated for all sports related sites.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

We also have it.

I get quota time. I get 10, 4 minute intervals to go to sports, shopping, whatever each day. Fortunately the address for the javascript that the auto update on comments isn’t flagged. So I use a 4 minute window, open up morning and OT threads and then new comments come through out the day.

But it makes it tough because I can’t go to new threads without using more quota time, or doing research on Fangraphs or B-Ref

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

that sucks

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I probably wouldn't quit

but my productivity would go way down because I’d be spending all my effing time on LSB mobile instead of just clicking to the tab, z’ing through the new comments, and getting back to work.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

that's true

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

If TDT wasn't here, I'd quit!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit, now you guys have me all paranoid

The IT dude came by yesterday and kind of jokingly said “Remember, we’re watching youuuuuuu…(chuckle)”.

Which I interpret as “I’m joking but I’m not really joking.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

He's not really joking.

Anything, ANYTHING you do using company resources can be monitored. Don’t use company emails to have cyber sex with people. That shit gets caught all the time.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Well obviously, lol

But I wonder if they monitor how much time I spend on LSB?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

How many employees at your company?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a college

So, probably 1-2,000? But certainly not all of them are on network computers.

Maybe 500?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Then they probably don't.

Because if they did you’d already know. I mean… it’s all probably logged, but I doubt anyone is actively reviewing it.

The auto refresh feature makes thousands of web requests every day looking for new comments. As does things like Gmail or any other auto updating AJAX function.

I wouldn’t worry.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Where the hell was all this rain this summer.

Good grief.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 11:54 AM CST reply actions  

We're out of the drought in the area surrounding Dallas.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Of fucking course Babymamatill wants to sleep as soon as family feud comes on...

Fuck hospital cable.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:05 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

survey says?!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll go with "pancakes suck"

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 17, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Pancakes are delicious.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

The dining halls at Mizzou made these.

But sometimes they didn’t cook them all the way and they would be nothing but melted chocolate chips and syrup. It was kind of good but kind of gross.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I KNOW!

I WAS PISSED.

Also, Free IHOP pancake day is either this Tuesday or the one after.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes sir!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe it's available...internationally.

slides sunglasses on

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

February 28

I work that afternoon so I can go in for breakfast!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I am confused...

Are you mad because you can no longer watch The Feud, or that you have to?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

A little from column a and b.

But I just sat thru who wants to be a millionaire with that insufferable twat Merideth Viera, at least give me some Steve Harvey to go with my shitty tv viewing.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Just play some Angry Birds or look up porn on your phone.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it's the boredom more than it is the cabin fever

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

go ride the elevator

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 12:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Go find Sarah the nurse

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Sooooooo

Hot…makes me wanna make another one so I can see her again.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Who was your doc?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Dr. Fields-walker.

Crazy as shit. She delivered our baby and on the same day had her own.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

My friend's little sister is 20 and just had her fourth (you read that right)

On her last kid, she held it in until her shift at the donut shop was over, went to the hospital, had the kid, and was back at the donut shop the next morning at 4:00 am.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome. Babymamatill will be milking 3 months maternity leave.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Awesome. Babymamatill will be milking 3 months maternity leave.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I guess this means she gets 6 months.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

4 KIDS AT 20!?

Wow.

This kid I use to work with (who was younger than me) just had his second.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

First at 15

three different dads. Helluva smart, able person, though. Just the path she chose.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

That's crazy.

If it’s what she wants, good for her.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Bring me some weed so riding the elevator would seem entertaining.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I will not take my weed to a hospital

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 12:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Selfish

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't want them to take it away

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 12:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm bringing in a fifth tonight...

Does it count as a Stuart Freeman if it’s mixed with Sunny D?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

judges?

we will allow it.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Partaaaaaaay.

This place is boring as church singles night, might as well liven it up on my last night in.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Go to the nursery and make fun of the ugly babies.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't even know where that is.

Junior has been in the room basically the entire time.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Have sex in one of the rooms.

Im trying to think of every baby being born episode I’ve ever seen.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Episode of what?

And that’s impossible. No sex for 6 weeks. That is unless of course I went and found Sarah…

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 1:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Episodes of TV shows where someone has a kid.

I didn’t say you had to have sex with babymamatill.

6 weeks? Holy shit, you’re gonna be humping the wall by March.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Meredith Viera.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Gayest thing ever said in the history of LSB

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Not even close.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes it is...

Even gayer than saying you like to have homosexual sex.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 1:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't see how liking a news anchor.

is more gay than parading around in drag performing Grease.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 1:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I preferred Richard Karn.

AKA Al Boreland

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 1:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Had the Swimsuit Issue show up yesterday...

Natalie Gulbis… Wow.

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 17, 2012 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

Swimsuit issue is like Playboy to me...

Totally useless in this age.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Internet bro...

I can see the si issue anytime I want. No need for a hard copy. And with pornhub, the swimsuit issue is nothing but foreplay anyway

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Well, call me old fashioned,

but I think that’s a shame. I’ll never forget the first time SI did the body painting. 13 year old Jelly was a happy, happy kid.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Gulbis has some PRIME nips

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 17, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I appreciate it too

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

My current crush is Chrissy Teigen.

May have to watch a couple of those SI vids.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember really enjoying it, but I can't remember a thing about it.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Ratigan?

Now I’m remembering…

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

me, herbs, and RF went and played some racquetball at one of the iving rec centers last night.

was a lot of fun – except that there is a large indian population that likes to use the courts as well. thats cool and everything except when they are done, the courts smell like 20-year old curry + BO. it is absolutely terrible. i have this fear that it seeped into my pores and now i smell like that too.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:34 PM CST reply actions  

You could call this racist, but...

It’s true.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

i have a good friend who is indian.

he cant stand it either. i dont mean to be mean or anything. i bet after we play they are like “smells like grilled cheese and ass in here.”

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

My friend who is Indian says all of his people stink.

I would never say that, but that’s what he told me.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

im not even trying to profile or anything.

but that is exactly what the court smelled like. it was almost unbearable.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I totally understand.

It is even worse because they were probably sweating.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Having been caught in small towns a number of times

overnight on business trips and having to stay in whatever crummy motel is available means that I have stayed in more motels than I would care to remember that reeked of curry. It just absolutely makes me want to throw up.

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 17, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

This was an interesting thread to catch up with hours after the fact.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:39 PM CST reply actions  

How so?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Mike E/Moe drama

and Schultzy apparently being a troll.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Scroll up!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Philkid said I was a troll

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

TBF, I asked why you were a troll these days.

If you’re not, my bad.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 17, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know what I have done to be considered a troll though

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Schultzy has been trollin' as of late.

Don’t really care to scroll up unless one of them professes their crush on the other. You could cut the mike e/moe sexual tension with a knife.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm glad someone said it.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

schultzy was not trolling

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 12:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ugh no. I don't hate many people but he's on his way there.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Is your tuba safe in SoCal?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Any idea what in the hell is motivating the tuba thieves?

Is there a flourishing black market for tubas?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

There apparently is

There’s a banda music movement going on in SoCal, and they need tubas…so they’re stealing them from high schools.
Some schools have lost all their instruments to this nonsense.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

$5k a pop?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

How so?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Teacher Lady either stole or hid some darkroom equipment.

She’s really starting to piss me off.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 12:46 PM CST reply actions  

HOW AM I GOING TO TURN ALL OF THESE PICTURES OF ME AND MIKE E INTO TASTEFUL BLACK AND WHITES?!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 12:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You ever done liquid emulsion?

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 17, 2012 1:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Max is very interested in the answer to this.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I've done cyanotype, van dyke, want to try gum bichromate and I have a kit for that sitting at home.

Would love to do palladium/platinum but I just don’t have the money to buy that stuff.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Woot

ESPN3.com has finally started working for me again. No more missed soccer games!

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:46 PM CST reply actions  

What a relief!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a question for anyone who may know.

I have a 401K that allows me to put my money in to actual company stock as well as other mutual funds, small cap, large cap, etc.

Since I’m able to move my money around without paying any transaction costs, would I be able to essentially day trade my company stock? Say I think it’s undervalued right now at 20 bucks a share, so I want to transfer my money from my large and small cap funds into company stock, then when it hits 25 bucks in a month or two, I take it out and put it back in to the other funds.

Is this frowned upon? Not allowed? I can’t find any literature on it.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

I will write a longer reply later but this is a horrible idea

—don’t “day trade” with retirement $ (I know you are not day trading per se but studies show you will do far better over the long term with buy and hold)
—don’t hold company stock in you retirement plan if it can be avoided
—I don’t know your basis for feeling your company is undervalued but most employees are in no way equipped to make this judgement, in the absence of inside information
—Most plans won’t allow this as it will impose costs on other investors in a mutual fund setting (don’t know your arrangement) tons of funds got in trouble for allowing hedge funds to buy after market close at the expense of ordinary investors

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

last one is inapplicable

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 17, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I'm no longer with this company, so I'm not exactly biased anymore.

I’ve also done this in the past before, just a two time transaction that was months apart. I shifted about 80% of my 401K money into the company stock when it was around 5 bucks. I shifted it back out when it reached 19. I wish I would have waited longer because it’s up to 28 now. So it goes.

I totally understand the risks associated with putting too many of your eggs in the same basket, and I have no desire to actually trade with this stock at the time as it’s pretty high now. I was just more interested for future considerations.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

yes you can do it.

you are not breaking any law. would i advocate it? meh, probably not.

it’s not a matter of whether you think the company is under-valued or not. you may think your company is the tits and investors might think it is a piece of shit. with today’s computer trading fucking shit up, this is a very not so good idea.

also, putting your money into a stock and taking it out in a month or two is not day-trading. if you were pulling it in and out multiple times a day, that would be day trading. also, this will not make you rich. you will lose your fucking mind and wonder where all of you rmoney went.

my advice? just let the money work for you, baby. no need to try and coax it along. it will do it’s thing. the important thing to remember with a 401(k) is that you aren’t trying to get rich with that thing right now. so it doesnt matter if you make a shit ton of money now. it has the chance to take a shit next year, or the year after that. just let it grow 6-8% annually while you keep putting money at it, and evaluate where your money is every quarter or every other quarter.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm aware it's not day trading, as I can't do multiple transaction during a day.

I probably shouldn’t have used that word specifically. I was wanting to just play with the stock on it’s peaks and valleys.

I am also not trying to make it rich. I’m just trying to maximize funds in my retirement and perhaps turn a 9% return into a 15% return for the year.

I’m sure this is just me having success with it once and thinking it’s something I can do again, but I’m aware of the risks and probably would not do it again as I realize I got lucky originally by the recession knocking the price waaay down and I picked the right time to transfer in to it.

Me saying the company is undervalued was viewed from a financial aspect, not as an employee.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, but what are you deriving your financial aspect from?

it’s difficult as fuck to say a company is undervalued. i mean, unless you have read earnings, and have a decent understanding of their cash-flow, net gains, operations costs, calling a company undervalued is dangerous.

i’m not trying to be negative by any means, but it’s just a difficult proposition.

but i will tell you, if i could invest my 401(k) in actual stocks and not just through a 3rd party company full of fucking securities and bonds, etc, i would do that in a second.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

This is why I just do index based ETFs

I simply don’t have the experience to know shit.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

ETF's = awesome.

nothing wrong with etf’s, especially index based ones.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Transaction expenses

when bought in “small” quantities, a Vanguard index fund is better even than a Vanguard index ETF

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 23, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

That pretty much what I did for that company

I know/knew the company financials like the back of my hand. The part I was hesitant on was that this was the only company I really did this for so I had very little to compare it to. Just what I learned in school and from practice.

Like I said, I’m aware of the risks involved with the decisions I would choose to make, I was just more inclined to know about the legality of doing this kind of shuffling.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

is the company you work for now regulated by the SEC?

as in, do you work for a public company now? does the SEC monitor your trades? are you obligated to tell the SEC on a quarterly basis about every one of your trades?

I am. if this is you, then i would not do this.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes the company is regulated by the SEC.

I do not work for a publicly traded company now. I no longer work for the company I would be playing with, but I still have their stock as an option in my 401k plan. I do not have to report to the SEC.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

then you should be all right.

and, as you stated you can pull the money out whenever, if you see a loss early that you don’t like, you can pull your money out no problemo.

to be honest with you, it sounds like you know the company all right, and it sounds profitable. you obviously don’t need some hack like me telling you what to do or not to do.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

It's cool. I appreciate the help. I was just more in wondering if anyone had

any experience doing that before and the legality of it all. The company isn’t going to go under or be sold, and it certainly is doing well, which is probably why I wouldn’t do any moves right now because it’s already pretty inflated.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you going to the tailgate?

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 23, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, you are subject to Section 16?

if he isn’t trading it in a country club it is public

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 23, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Does your 401(k) have transaction limits?

Some 401(k)s have limits on how many trades you can make per a specific time period. Also, some funds have a requirement that you have to leave your money in the fund for a certain length of time before you can take it out again. This may or may not apply in your case, but it is something to keep in mind.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 17, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

based on what i read, i dont think he does.

which makes this 401(k)…unique.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

There are kind of transaction limits.

which is why I’m curious how this goes. The only thing I found on this topic was about “excessive trading” which directs me to look at the specific fund’s policy on it. I can’t find anything about it when I look at the specific fund.

It does say it will give me a warning if they deem it “excessive” so I guess there’s that.

There is no fund on the length of time I have to keep the money in after a transaction.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

If your plan is to make one trade in and one trade back out, then I can't imagine that that would be considered excessive.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 17, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not, since I've done it once before.

But I was thinking during times of market instability when it can fluctuate within a week or two by 10 percent or so.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, if they just give you a warning when they deem it excessive, it sounds like you could possibly do it until they warn you and then stop.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 17, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

he won't have that problem

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 23, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

apparently all the people from swamp wars will be at the boat show im going to in march

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

How did you manage to get sucked into going to a boat show?

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

more importantly why will i be spending a week of my life in lafayette louisiana

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

That sounds awful.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Saw a bumper sticker the other day that read "Choot It!"

I chuckled mightily.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I want baseball back

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 17, 2012 1:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

so

koji is most likely gonna be an A, huh?

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 1:12 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Any rumors on who might be coming back on this?

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Not yet.

Want Choice.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

that would be umm ......choice.....

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

We already cut him, I don't know why you'd want him back

He kind of sucks

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill

by colonialbob on Feb 17, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

CoCo?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

x

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/17/2805171/report-as-close-to-acquiring-koji-uehara

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by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Lone Star Ball?

Why would I want to talk baseball?

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah no kidding?

so what, a bunch of losers talk on a blog about baseball?

get a life, morans!

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok, so I just got done bustin an orientation for a new hire who happens to be a man of color.

Any time I asked him if he had any questions or asked him if he understood, he’d follow his answer up with the catch phrase “boss-man”, as in “No questions, boss-man.”.

Does this give me carte blanche to go all Cullen Bohanan on his ass if I choose to do so?

Just curious.

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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

Swoopes to UT.

Wow, did not think he would commit this early.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions  

Is his mom the lesbian WNBA player?

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

His Aunt is Sheryl Swoopes, yes.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

WOO!

Half credit for Justin!

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

swoopes there it is

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol Mike Napoli's getting hate tweets from stupid Angel fans
MikeNapoli25 "lamas626: Fuck You @MikeNapoli25 i used to like you but not anymore.. Angels > Rangers. #WeaverGonnaKnockYourASS" he didn’t watch last yr

by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 1:29 PM CST reply actions  

People that respond to players telling them they suck are seriously worthless.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

And fucking retarded

Because EVERYBODY sees what’s written.
You all saw the hate tweets Kyle Williams got for dropping the ball against the Giants? Holy shit those were some of the worst things I’ve ever seen written to a person.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

All over a game.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

X
People that respond to players telling them they suck are seriously worthless.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Youth is wasted on people

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 17, 2012 1:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I just called DirecTV to get rid of my MLS Direct Kick package

They offered me a $30 discount for six months to keep it. It’s only $80. So I’m coming out ahead $100. I wonder what they’ll offer me if I call them in July to cancel the Sunday Ticket.

by sarnold on Feb 17, 2012 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

$30 discount per month, or just over the whole 6 months?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That is awesome.

Great job negotiating.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 1:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Correct, sir.

Last summer I worked for Sporting Kansas City for a few months. Got to be there for the stadium grand opening.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

It is.

It is really cool.

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colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

For my class, we have to send a shift reflection to our professor about that week

It’s totally ok to rip someone apart (another student) that wasn’t doing her job, right?
Because I feel like that is something he should know.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:42 PM CST reply actions  

no

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow. This commercial is something.

It starts off and I think it’s awesome…then it turns into something else….just watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Am7oKBD3PU&feature=player_embedded

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 1:45 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

what the hell?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a snap!

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

it's something

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh my god

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

What in the crap just happened?

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

people usually throw up the first time they apparate

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 1:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

High five.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh my.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Fantastic.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

The crying at the end is wonderful.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

amazing amazing stuff

and I didn’t even have the sound on

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

And I got it from a place that doesn't normally have that type of content.

So I thought it was just going to be a funny little ad for a technical college in Australia. How wrong I was.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I really thought it was a real commercial at first

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It is.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think so

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It is.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

I just saw that. my apologies

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hey Zeus Christo.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

no te queiro

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Si...

Es muy mal.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The best part

is when Henry tries to get Aaron’s lifeless fingers to snap.

by sarnold on Feb 17, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 17, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

So, I got Skyrim for 360.

……………………….
………………
………….
….
..
Meh.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

yeah

I sold it less than a week after I bought it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't like those games...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I was not a fan

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Me either

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

So goes the life of a video game.

They don’t make ’em like they used to.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

No, people still love it.

I know people who won’t stop playing it.

I just thought it wasn’t that great, honestly. I enjoyed Kingdoms Of Amalur much, much more.

Maybe I just don’t have the patience for a game like Skyrim, I guess — but it just didn’t feel as innovative as it’s made out to be and I thought the gameplay was wonky.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

the fighting was horrible

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I just found it a bit....detached

I’m swinging at someone who is swinging at me, with slow strokes, and there was no substance to it.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

and the running to a place that is really far sucked

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That I don't mind much.

It’s overdone a bit (RDR, Far Cry, etc) but that’s not the part I didn’t like.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

You run like a motherfucker in Amalur

Once you’re in a new town, you can fast travel like a motherfucker to any location you’ve been to on the map before.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

same for Skyrim

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by WhipSmart on Feb 17, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope FC3 is better than 2 was.

They went a little too far with the ultra real simulation thing I think.

by Chuck-Finley on Feb 17, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Has anyone here tried Skyrim and Amalur?

Care to provide a recommendation? Or should I bend to peer pressure in my office and get Battlefield 3?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Get FIFA

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Objection, non-responsive.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Just sayin'...

You want a game that’s guaranteed not to suck, that’s the direction you wanna go. Even Chrom likes it and he hates “boring sports”.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

there is no need for the quotation marks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Objection

FIFA is a game about soccer.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

And fun so I'm not sure it should be mentioned in the same thread as Elder Scrolls.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

AMALUR

Love it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 17, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Love Skyrim

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Feb 17, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

You're doing it wrong.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, I know, better on PC

If you want to pay for and build me one, I’m all for it.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I have it on 360 and love the shit out of it.

You’re doing it wrong.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 17, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck

You guys are awfully quick on the “o” word these days.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

No no... I did it on 360.

It’s fine there. Put like 100 hours into it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I have four more days to decide on whether to return it.

I’ll give it a shot, at least.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone make a new thread

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Nope.

But screw it,

I’m taking a nap. I have slept maybe 15 hours this week.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 17, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

In that case

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by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

jesus

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

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