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Tailgate IV Update

Rec this up, unrec the first post

Tailgate IV FanPost #1

Tailgate IV Post #2


Currently have 65 tickets together in section 206.

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via i.imgur.com

Tailgate Location Map -- courtesy of Witt(less)

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via i1012.photobucket.com

Needs:

second grill/cook

Feel free to list what you are bringing as well in the comments!

Star-divide

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Jam
meat (Naxal, are you talking about La Azteca?)
grill
canopy
chairs
cooler with beer and stuff
one guest
one football
charcoal
disposable serving pans

kok:
dessert
case of waters
bag chairs
chips x2
flag

ryin:
3 or 4 tables
canopy
chairs

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 9:21 AM CST reply actions  

DD's are for squares, 5-0.

I’m going to drink a fifth and do donuts in the parking lot.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

we can have a drifting contest in the parking lot

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

x

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

or even better

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I know what drifting is.

I was quoting probably the best movie ever made – The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift.

by FuturePants on Feb 17, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

You and your love of that movie...

I need to rewatch it. I don’t think I was in the right mood for it when I first saw it.

by Closure GT on Feb 18, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm fine with double d's

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

That's fine.

There will be at least one more post about food and whatnot.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Put me down for a dessert, four chairs, cooler of beer and a miniature camping table.

If you are all lucky, I will also bring my regulation-sized cornhole set.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

....
my regulation-sized cornhole set.

??

by Jobu. on Feb 17, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

This game...

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

But my set is not professionally painted.

I am painting it TCU colors, but it looks like crap right now.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Painting it TCU style, huh?

What ARE the colors of “gross misapplication of justice?”

by FuturePants on Feb 17, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Ha ha.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

:)

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

PURPLE AND GREEN, YOU GUYS.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Never played.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
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by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

It is way more fun than you would imagine.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome

cause it sounds like a lot of fun already

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

and rec

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Feb 17, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Strawberry anything (dessert) would be nice.. heh.

I also recently had these pumpkin spice things that were heaven. Not sure what they were exactly though.. =/

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Grill

I will bring a second grill and help in the cooking.

Tell me when to be there and when you want to start cooking, and I’ll be there. I drive a truck, so I can haul the grill from Denton; it’s a nice sized charcoal grill. I can bring a couple of big bags of charcoal, some starter, and an igniter to take care of my grill. If you need more charcoal for the other grill, I’ll bring four bags.

I’ve also got two large rolling coolers and 2 big camp chairs I can bring. I figure I’ll put chicken fajita and beef fajita from La Azteca in one cooler and ice a case of water in the other.

I have two Rubbermaid clear bins that I use to store miscellaneous tailgating stuff from one football season to the next. I’ll bring those; I don’t know exactly what all I have in them, but it’s stuff like paper plates, red cups, napkins, plastic ware, etc. You know, the crap someone always forgets at a tailgate.

The only question I have is this: How much chicken and beef do I need to bring?

by Mister Naxal on Feb 17, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm basically brining all the same stuff, so that should be enough equipment to cook for 75 people.

Quanitity: a very good question.

Last year I bought about 15 pounds of meat and that was easily dispatched.

Spitballing, but if there’s 75 people, and we get 20 pounds of tablitas, 10 pounds of beef, and 10 pounds of chicken, that’s a little more than a half-pound per person, good for what should be several tablitas and two or three tacos per person. That’s going to be between $150 and $200 worth of meat.

If you want to get the chicken and beef and I’ll bring the tablitas, I can hook you up with money out of the paypal once people send me some cash for taco meat. I also collected at the Tailgate last year, and that worked out fine as well.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

This sounds like an episode of Epic Meal Time.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd bump to 30 on the tablitas

It takes 5 lbs to feed my family of 4. That’s about $120 there. Not sure what fajita meat prices are right now.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 17, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

you want me to put your paypal at the top

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure

it’s my S/N at gmail.com… or use my real name, doesn’t matter.

by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

The fuck happened to La Indita?

Some old lady drove through the storefront about a month, month and a half ago and they haven’t opened back up….
:(

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 19, 2012 7:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Right, right.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 18, 2012 5:02 AM CST up reply actions  

BigGuns is gonna be there?

Hellz yeah!!

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 9:33 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

this is going to be off the chain....everyone is going.

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by shock00 on Feb 17, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Tons of bold flavors.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I cannot wit to meet all the people that weren't at the last one

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 18, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

You should list all the people you want to meet again

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Feb 21, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

dolphinpuncher is going? ive been saving a punch for that guy

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Feb 17, 2012 9:35 AM CST reply actions  

heh

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Probably not anynore unfortunately

And if you punch like you draft I’ll enjoy the massage

by dolphinpuncher on Feb 17, 2012 7:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

i'll come at you with crazy fists

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Feb 18, 2012 7:35 AM CST up reply actions  

This news sucks

I haz a sad.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Feb 18, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

yes, i paid for your ticket already

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for giving away my ticket

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

it wasnt your ticket asshole...

i told you i would get you one if you wanted it.

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh just giving you shit

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 17, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

he paid me for 2

i cant count

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

April 7th

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 9:59 AM CST reply actions  

I WAS TOLD THAT THERE WAS NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED AT THE PAVILION

you need to check into that KOK-sucker

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:06 AM CST reply actions  

We aren't using the pavillion

Just the restroom. We’ll be set up nearby.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 17, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

i bet some first baptist-dallas church youth group has the pavillion rented out...

man oh man.. that would be interesting.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

curse words and vodka

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Indoctrinate the children.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHIIIIIIILDREN?!?!?!?

"I am eating wheat thins right now." - Chrom; 2-24-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 27, 2012 4:36 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

last part. thanks.

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, KOK, just tell me what you want me to bring.

Besides some beers and a cigar for myself, that is.

And preferrably e-mail me, since I’d guess this thread will be over 750 comments in no time and once they get that big, I don’t go back in. Kthnxbye

by FuturePants on Feb 17, 2012 10:17 AM CST reply actions  

we are gonna stop by el fenix and get a bag of chips. and just lots of beer.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll let you be my date.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Just because I don't like authority

doesn’t mean I’m not an authority on having a good time.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

bring your wife

not max

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

:|

.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

you can come

but his wife is cool(er than you)

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

You act like this is tough to accomplish.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 18, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

lololol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 7:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm certainly no 2 bit Harry Hines friend.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

april 7. 25.00 per ticket

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

im going to opening weekend.. and whenever neftalis first start is

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

That's one of my problems

I want to see Opening Day, Yu, the tailgate, and Feliz…

That’s probably 4 different games.

by Jobu. on Feb 17, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

i bought opening day on stubhub...

tickets for the seattle series are dirt cheap.. that sunday night ESPN game is failry inexpensive as well.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, the issue is my wife really wants go

which makes my would-be $600 trip into a $1200 one.

by Jobu. on Feb 17, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm getting a ticket for the Sunday game

Yu day is a must… if that’s when it happens

by matteo25 on Feb 17, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

how sure are we he will pitch on sunday?

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

were not

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

This is why I'm going to every single game of the opening home stand.

Taking a week off work and having fun.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 17, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Not having season tickets this year sucks

Instead of figuring out which games we’re going to, they’re picked for us. Gonna take some getting used to.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 17, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

4/7

26$ a ticket (25 for ticket + 1 for fee)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Send it as a gift. No Fee!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

i still pay rangers fees though

on top of 25

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Well then. I owe you monies.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

meh just asking people for the extra dollar from now on

should be able ot pick up most of the fees that way :)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I've been bitten by the party animal!!!!!!

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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 10:41 AM CST reply actions  

ill be bringing some beer as well.

i bet we will also have stuff for some river fenixes.

FP, i will also be bringing a cigar or two.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 10:52 AM CST reply actions  

I like this cigar idea

I will join in with mine own…or two

What's the rumpus?

by Hypo-Luxa on Feb 18, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I still need to pay you KoK

for 2 tickets

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Feb 17, 2012 11:01 AM CST reply actions  

Reminder

DEBC is bringing 6 five-gallon kegs to this thing. That’s about 15 cases of beer. Bringing a nice assortment too.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 17, 2012 11:41 AM CST reply actions  

so youre saying we need to bring more beer...

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Very good

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 17, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 17, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

dang awesome

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I have 3 chairs I could bring.

Plus a glove and I promised a replacement baseball for scoop but he ain’t going.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 17, 2012 11:47 AM CST reply actions  

he's not going?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 18, 2012 5:03 AM CST up reply actions  

He's not listed above and I think he said he'd only go if someone else does, but I can't remember whom he named.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 18, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Jerk

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 18, 2012 7:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

orange

but I think he is going now

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 19, 2012 2:11 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Me, of course :)

Pre-board certified accountability partner.

Seriously, fuck off!!! I think BJs are over-fucking-rated. My goddamn opinion!!! Besides, I can't get off on them ANYWAY!! You think differently? Congratu-fucking-lations. Here’s a goddamn sticker, BJ-lover. /WildcatPhoenix

Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.

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by Brian Thomas on Feb 27, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn yous guys and your 2nd day tailgating...

anybody tailgating for Opening Day?

Do I need to go to back-to-back games?

"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 17, 2012 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

its looking like im going to friday/saturday/sunday

and maybe another one if darvish isnt pitching on sunday.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

what a beating of a weekend...and an amazing one, too

I think my legs would fall off and my liver would explode

"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 17, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

why? you diabetic?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

no; I tore my achilles a few months ago and still haven't recovered fully

and I’ve recently found out my liver (and body) doesn’t like to be saturated with alcohol every night

"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 17, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

im def taking that monday off.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

nO

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

for game tickets?

not yet, but soon

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 17, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you bringing your awesome pants?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, but it's worth it!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 17, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't.

The hat wears you.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 17, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

oh HELL yes

please order two and I’ll kindly pay

"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 17, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't bring anything.

I tried to bring my wiffleball bat to the first tailgate and, no shit, they wouldn’t let me bring a plastic bat onto the plane. After they said I couldn’t I told them it was actually my plastic cane. Laughed but still told me no.

First they came for the trolls,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a troll.
Then they came for the people with twitter links,
and I didn't speak out because I don't understand twitter.
Then they came for the people with signatures,
and I didn't speak out because I didn't have a signature.
Shit. Never mind.

by WyoRanger on Feb 17, 2012 5:13 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

should've said it was a prosthesis

"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 17, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Still brewing Walt?

I’m gonna brew Targetfield’s Bitter recipe for this shindig, along with two co-ops with Whiskey in my Whiskey at his brewery.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 18, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

jeez

I’m jealous; tore my achilles mid-summer and haven’t gotten back to the brewing, been trying to play catch up with physical therapy and keeping work at bay.

I need to get back into it; thinking of lagering or maybe an eisboch…but maybe I should ease back in with a rye beer?

"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 18, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Gracias

I’m debating it – Friday’s going to be a hell of a day, so if I’m still alive after that, there’s a chance…day game or night game?

"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 18, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

night

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by Mike E on Feb 19, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

that makes it more likely

"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 20, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

ha

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by Mike E on Feb 17, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

dont feel bad.. there will be so much damn food we will be throwing food away.

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 18, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

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by Mike E on Feb 18, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

wth is up with your sig?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 18, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

People bitching about stuff in folks' signatures

First they came for the trolls,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a troll.
Then they came for the people with twitter links,
and I didn't speak out because I don't understand twitter.
Then they came for the people with signatures,
and I didn't speak out because I didn't have a signature.
Shit. Never mind.

by WyoRanger on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

FIGHT THE POWER, WYORANGER!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 23, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Brian Thomas?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 18, 2012 5:04 AM CST reply actions  

Iz a giant douchenozzle?

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Feb 18, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

BT

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by Mike E on Feb 18, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

heh..

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by Mike E on Feb 28, 2012 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

some meta lol here

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Feb 29, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

an update for me

The Plan™ is working just as I expected. The big roadblock was that we were going to Dallas the weekend before to go to some autism conference and to celebrate our April 1st anniversary. My wife was kinda pissed, saying “you’re gonna spend the gas money to go to Dallas 2 weeks in a row?!?!?” Well, the speaker she wants to hear is no longer going to be at this conference, so she said we don’t need to go to Dallas the weekend before. I brought up TG4 again today and said that if she’ll give me a 24 hour pass to go, then I’ll do the same for her. My odds are up to 90% at this point.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 18, 2012 5:06 PM CST reply actions  

come to my apt at 2 that saturday.. well go pre game.. go to tailgate.. futurepants is driving us

then go out after the game… then we can wake up and go eat something greasy and have a bloody mary to soak up the alcohol…

then we can hug and you can go back to your family

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 18, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

don't think that's how it works, buddy.
a bloody mary to soak up the alcohol…

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 18, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

it sure as fuck is exactly how it works

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 18, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Like 2pm?

You guys should already be at the tailgate before noon like errbody else.

My bad.

by b.pate on Feb 20, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

yup

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by Mike E on Feb 21, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

i like this plan

you guys can make fun of my car

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 20, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

will you be driving your cop car

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by Mike E on Feb 21, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

yeS

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

can we drive it through the mall?

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Feb 22, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Will you be with Trill again?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 18, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

you never know what surprises I have in store

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 20, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

i will take your glasses and run them over intentionally

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Hall Pass

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by Mike E on Feb 19, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

horrible movie

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 19, 2012 7:59 AM CST up reply actions  

yup

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by Mike E on Feb 19, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

how many dames are gonna be out there? Putting together a sales pitch for the unit.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 19, 2012 7:51 AM CST reply actions  

lol

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 19, 2012 8:00 AM CST up reply actions  

haha

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by Mike E on Feb 19, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

One extra ticket

If there is one extra ticket I’d like to claim it for a good buddy of mine. I’ll PayPal today if so!

What's the rumpus?

by Hypo-Luxa on Feb 19, 2012 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

I've got a canopy to bring

if we need it.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 20, 2012 7:50 AM CST reply actions  

My pale complexion will need refuge from the wretched sun.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Indeed.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

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by Mike E on Feb 20, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

hey KOK i'm interested in a ticket

so if you can add more to the group, let me know.

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 20, 2012 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

oh shit...its a party now

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Bring delicious honey

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Feb 21, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting

oh look.. James Monroe liked fried chickens

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by Mike E on Feb 21, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

i guess as the residents of Oklahoma

Schutlzy and I will have to bring the squirrel dishes

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12

"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 21, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Stop by your friend's place and grab some bobcat on the way.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Extra Italian cheeses,

you guys.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

You leave me out of this

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

KOK WHY YOU NO RESPOND TO TWEETS

What’s the paypal address for me to send real human american money dollars to you at?

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Feb 21, 2012 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

x
paypal: john dot leftwich at gmail dot com

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

sry dude

thought i did already!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 21, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

This should not be green

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

wrongy dongy

Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin

by t ball on Feb 23, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

YOU should not be green.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Feb 23, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

That's aight.

Seeing you Friday, yeah?

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Feb 21, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Flight purchased

Pretty decent deal. $250 from my local airport and only one connection in Denver.

First they came for the trolls,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a troll.
Then they came for the people with twitter links,
and I didn't speak out because I don't understand twitter.
Then they came for the people with signatures,
and I didn't speak out because I didn't have a signature.
Shit. Never mind.

by WyoRanger on Feb 22, 2012 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

omg

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

And why didn't you buy one for the rest of your LSB family?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 23, 2012 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

And green, so pretty.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11

by Rodney on Feb 23, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

On to "Phase 7" of my plan

I have not started referring to my attendance at TG as an inevitability. Example…instead of saying “If I go to the TG, I will not let my friend Case talk me into getting footjobs from random chicks” I’ve been phrasing it “at the TG, I will not let my friend Case talk me into getting footjobs from random chicks.” She has not corrected me yet by saying “IF you go.” So I’m in, you filthy motherfuckers! TRUNK LIQUOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I am eating wheat thins right now." - Chrom; 2-24-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 27, 2012 4:39 AM CST reply actions  

Trunk Muzik*

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 27, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

We had Trunk Liquor at the Stars game.

It was badass.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Feb 27, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been thinking

LSB is pretty evenly divided between the discriminating and comely connoisseurs of comedy and the humorless but well meaning boobs.

You know, the people who get dadboner, and the people who wear coveralls for lounge wear and hold up the grocery checkout line over 2 quarters.

Given that, I say we should get some team dadboner shirts made. Real power move, you guys. Put Captain Karl’s face on the front, say something about Dr Cold One, MD, toilet naps, the works.

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Feb 27, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you're on to something here

"I am eating wheat thins right now." - Chrom; 2-24-12

"I have two Rubbermaid clear bins" - Mister Naxal; 2-17-12

"skirt steak can be awesome if prepared correctly." - I am Neftali Feliz; 2-24-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 27, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

We could get em in Ranger red

Put names like Dave or Vernon or Peanut on the back.

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Feb 28, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

today is the last day to be in or out for the tailgate

i am calling in the morning to expand our ticket group…this is your last chance to sit with LSBers (who will be ~75 strong)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 27, 2012 7:43 AM CST reply actions  

add another one for me if you can; one of my friends wants to bring his fiancée.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 27, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

ADD ME IN!

if you can expand to 75

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 27, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

twss

"I am eating wheat thins right now." - Chrom; 2-24-12

"I have two Rubbermaid clear bins" - Mister Naxal; 2-17-12

"skirt steak can be awesome if prepared correctly." - I am Neftali Feliz; 2-24-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 27, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I just paypalled the shit out of you

I think I may have inadvertently paid you twice. If I did, I’ll just bring my friend Woo.

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Feb 27, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

only got one

thanks for the $$

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 27, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

No, thank you.

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Feb 28, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm in

"I am eating wheat thins right now." - Chrom; 2-24-12

"I have two Rubbermaid clear bins" - Mister Naxal; 2-17-12

"skirt steak can be awesome if prepared correctly." - I am Neftali Feliz; 2-24-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 27, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm in for an extra too!

I’ll paypal as soon as I hear word that we are a go

What's the rumpus?

by Hypo-Luxa on Feb 28, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

l'm in for the tailgate, but don't need a ticket.

I’ll be bringing a canopy.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 27, 2012 7:53 AM CST reply actions  

"Bold = have yet to pay"

LIES.

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Feb 28, 2012 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

Simp'n

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 28, 2012 7:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Listen Pootie Tang,

nobody knows what the hell you’re talking about.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

I like where your mind is at.

by BTWooWoo on Feb 29, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

tailgate, bitches!

probably could be divorced by then, so that’s good

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 29, 2012 8:45 AM CST reply actions  

ohh

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Feb 29, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

THERE WILL BE NO CILANTRO AT TACO TAILGATE 2

because its gross and will screw up all the good food.

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Mar 1, 2012 10:43 PM CST reply actions  

I OBJECT

Hearsay.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Mar 1, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

pluS

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, Bface, K.S.B., Panorama, TideNtexas

by Mike E on Mar 2, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

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