12/17/2012 OT 2
by jam0152 on Feb 17, 2012 2:19 PM CST
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Let the weekend begin.
The workweek and weekend are those complementary parts of the week devoted to labour and rest respectively. The legal working week (British English), or workweek (U.S. English), is the part of the seven-day week devoted to labor. In most Western countries it is Monday to Friday. The weekend comprises the two traditionally non-working days in the seven-day week. What constitutes the workweek is mandated either by law or custom. In Christian tradition, Sunday is the "Lord's Day" and the day of rest and worship. The Jewish or Biblical Sabbath, known as Shabbat, lasts from sunset on Friday to the fall of full darkness on Saturday. The French Revolutionary Calendar had ten-day weeks and allowed decadi, one out of the ten days, as a leisure day.
The present-day concept of the weekend first arose from the Dies Solis (Day of the Sun) decreed by Constantine, and the Biblical Sabbath. The weekend in Western countries comprises Saturday and Sunday, when most employees do not have to work. Whereas the Sabbath itself was just one day each week, the preceding day also came to be taken as a holiday, because it was considered necessary to do preparatory tasks at home that would permit proper Sabbath observance the next day. (Luke 23;54)
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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
Okey dokey
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Hell to the fucking no. -Wash, 10/07/11
VFN go take your turn... i need to take over india
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 2:21 PM CST reply actions
Are y'all playing Risk/Conquer Club?
Damn, I was literally coming over here to see if anybody wanted to play.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
I will be free to play in about 2 hours.
I would love to get in on a game.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
K.
I’m going to be doing (boring) computer stuff the rest of the day, so if anybody is free and interested, let me know.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Will do.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I tried to join some random games on their,
but people take too long to move.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
When?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
...
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
When you had to postpone because y'all were sick
I’m playing
A burden should never be something out of your control.
OK, I am home and ready to conquer!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
My friends in college used to talk about running some kind of Risk/Monopoly combo game
Never had the energy to work out the rules. But sounded fun (to be played over a month or so span, not all in one sitting).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
This seems confusing.
Maybe Monopoly properties could attack each other?
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Nah
The idea was, instead of getting new units at the end of every turn, you had to spend cash to raise troops (we were also going to do some kind of “conscription” option, with a penalty of property…the idea being since the “peasants” weren’t available to work the land anymore, because they were in your army, then you had to yield control of the piece of property).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
What was the sims game where you built everything from scratch and fought over resources and built tesla coils and dogs and barracks and shit?
Divide and Conquer? I played the shit out of that game back in the day.
Command and Conquer
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
If you ever find a copy, try Culdcept Saga for the 360.
It’s like Monopoly, Pokemon and Magic: the Gathering had a threesome.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Perhaps properties could generate resources to purchase units.
Units could then be moved to attack other properties. The biggest question is how to deal with Free Parking. I know PhilKid has some serious views on the topic.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Mass Effect 3 demo
Holy shit was that bad. The walking and running animations were just terrible. What an awful first impression.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Yeah, mentioned this in the last thread.
The game is running at about 15-20 fps right now. It’s horrendous.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
thats disappointing
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Sorry I missed that.
I believe it’s basically the same demo they had from E3. I really hope that’s the case.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 17, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
There’s a lot of talk that the coding is months and months old for that demo.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Did you guys play either of the KOTORs before Mass Effect?
If so, how does it compare?
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"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
What I want is something that combines the quality of the story in ME1 with the gameplay from ME2
But with some more RPG elements.
It’s hard to compare to KOTOR, because the games are very different combat wise. In terms of story, the ME universe is the most-fledged out and well-done sci-fi universe in a game (heck, maybe in any entertainment) that I’ve encountered in years.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 17, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
Orly?
In terms of story, the ME universe is the most-fledged out and well-done sci-fi universe in a game (heck, maybe in any entertainment) that I’ve encountered in years
That has me very intrigued. I actually used to own a copy of ME1, but I gave it away without playing it because…well, I just wasn’t interested at the time. I kinda loathe third person shooters though (oh, Deus Ex:HR, how I will never forgive you!)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Deus EX was a hybrid
And don’t you talk shit about that game.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 17, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
The original Deus Ex is my #1 of all time
DX:HR is a pale mutant bastard child of Rainbow 6 Vegas, Assassin’s Creed, and Mass Effect.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
I effin hat HR.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Is that "hate" or "heart"?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
hate
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
I can’t bring myself to finish it. I’m about 3/4ths of the way through Hengsha…but I just don’t give a damn about any of the characters, and the gameplay feels so recycled from other games.
Breaks my heart. I was so ridiculously excited when they announced they were making a third Deus Ex (even though Invisible War was a disaster).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Interesting
I’ve mostly heard good things about the game outside of the boss battles.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 17, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
It tries much harder than 90% of FPS games out there
And at certain moments it feels like Deus Ex. But it’s still so damn linear (I friggin’ DESPISE when I make my character a stealthy, non-lethal ninja type, only to trigger a cutscene where the dumb fuck just strolls into a wide open area and gets jumped from behind….or allows some weird ass Chinese chick he’s been sent to kill to “seduce” him in to letting her escape).
Taking control out of the player’s hands belongs in Call of Duty, not Deus Ex.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
It seems it would be a little more difficult to have that type of freedom
and do the whole movie experience that games have moved towards.
by Chuck-Finley on Feb 17, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
But the original game has plenty of cinematic moments
It wasn’t, however, in the hands of a Square Enix subsidiary. Square can never resist the urge to show off their shiny cutscenes filled with existentialist/emo-pseudo angst (“I never asked for this!”).
Oh boy….I feel a rant comin’ on. Better take 5.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
well if anyone's still interested in seeing me
tomorrow at the improv the show’s at 11:30 and here’s a link to get the tickets:
http://www.symfonee.com/Improv/addison/comedians/Bio.aspx?Uid=68ee9878-b043-4a3d-b2dd-780db26952d3
if you type in HAHA in the promotion box you get 5 dollar tickets (which is just the service charge) so come out, it will be a hoot and a half! *thumbs up
Anal
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 17, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Tear a new asshole...
joke attempt.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 17, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
yes i have
i dont think that really has a phrase
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
hecklers are a giant reason why I'm too chicken shit to ever try standup
I know I would either start crying or I’d jump over their table and give them the ol’ what-have-you
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
eh
you just gotta have something to hit them back with or make sure people are on your side. make him look or feel like an asshole.
the hard part is and ive seen this disrupt the whole flow of the show before is if it goes on to long or people dwell on what just happened for to long and theyre distracted by what’s taking place on stage
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
heh
there was some old man wednesday who was telling jokes that were clearly from the internet, i didnt understand the point of that. it was especially hilarious when the guy after him called him on it
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
What type of jokes?
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
old hacky jokes
that have been around for years and years
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
take my wife
please!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
well
it is a thing i just dont think it has a proper phrase or name. tearing a new asshole works
i just start babbling a string of slightly coherent cusswords together hoping it all makes sense. i dont speak well when im agitated or try and rant
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
I want to plant grass seed in my back and side yards.
I know almost nothing about grass except that it needs water and mowing.
Any advice on what type? When to plant?
Viele Danken im Voraus.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
there is some kind of mutant grass that never dies withstands the heat and cold but requires alot of mowing
you should probably get that
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Is that bad German?
It’s been a while.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I think he was complimenting your German
(although it should be “Vielen Dank”…just a nitpick).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, Vielen Dank.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Are you just fixing some bare patches, or are you going to replace large swathes?
Where do you live?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Large swathes
Round Rock.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Link from Lady Bird Wildflower Center here...
http://www.wildflower.org/expert/show.php?id=5590
Now, I like St. Augustine, but it will require that you make an investment in some sod, because I don’t think it will take otherwise. Remember that any new grass (sod or seeds) is going to require some prep work (turning the soil) and a lot of regular watering once it’s put down.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
light
and don’t get greedy. let it start really budding before you clip
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Because I like promoting my gif-creating skills
From last night’s Stars game, here’s Mike Ribeiro’s beautiful goal to win the game.
Are the Stars good yet?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
10th place
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 17, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
lol hockey
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 17, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
They're 4 points out of a playoff spot.
So let’s give the team a little credit.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
we're also 5 points out of a lotto spot
trying to be realist
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Not for season tickets.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 17, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Not exactly.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
he was gonna be a free agent after this year.
move probably wouldve happened regardless of our position.
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
Sell mode indicates they're going to be trading away big assets for future assets and picks
Trading pending veteran UFA’s (players that won’t be staying anyway) is a smart move for this team, but does not mean a “sell mode.”
I think they’re going to be moving some vet players for assets, while also in the hunt to trade for some help as well.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
Are they going to actually spend money?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 17, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Well played
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, they will.
When and how do you want them to do that, though? It’s not going to happen in the middle of the season and just throwing around blank checks is not the right answer.
It’s not going to be an overnight turnaround, which is what many fans seem to think it should be. Which is ridiculous.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
do you think the Carter move would be good?
of course depending that the price isn’t crazy.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'm on the Carter bandwagon, yes
And now that they have an extra 2nd rounder? Even more so.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
carter move would be fantastic
it would allow us the flexibility to flip ribs and other vets and begin the Benn era
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
If you trade for Carter
You keep Ribeiro.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
i think it presents an oppurtunity to move to the future with Benn/Ribeiro as our 1/2 centers
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Ribeiro's contract is up after next season.
No reason to rush. The addition of Carter would allow for that transition to go much smoother.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yes i agree but i think the sooner the better
and their are some teams that would pay a hefty price for ribeiro
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
He has a hefty price tag and a NTC
That’s complicated.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
no question you keep Ribs
I’m with ya bud….lets get Joe on the phone lol.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
My good buddy from TCU is a Flyers fan, and a huge Jeff Carter fan.
This potential move pleases me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I just mean, it was frustrating seeing someone like Richards go for nothing.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 17, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Well, a couple of things there.
One, Richards is on the decline and no where near the contract he wanted and got from NYR.
Second, it was absolutely no one’s fault with the team now that Richards left or wasn’t traded. Richards didn’t want to be traded, he turned down a contract offer and he refused to waive his NTC.
Plus, he had a concussion at the time and couldn’t be traded anyway.
It’s a shitty situation, but there was nothing that can be done. What happened with him has absolutely nothing to do with the owner in place now, nor the plan they have in place to improve moving forward.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
nothing else they could have done
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
they found a good deal and took it
hardly in “sell mode”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Good deal?
Fantastic deal.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
you know what i meant, hockeyman
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
mr hockey !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
They're in a dogfight for 8th place
Last night was a huge win, albeit Calgary got a point as well.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
They're sort of like the 2008 Rangers
Close, a few years away.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Do you have faith in current management?
Will we be competitive in the next 2-3 years? Also, fuck the points system in hockey. Too much compression.
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I'm willing to see what exactly they can do now they have some money to work with.
Hockey is a sport where you HAVE to spend money to at least have a chance.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Alot of it rides on this trade deadline and offseason IMO
we’re going to see if Gaglardi keeps JN around and how much Gaglardi wants to spend
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Well...I don't know if it's all that fair.
Because this trade deadline has limited assets to trade for, for the future.
And this summer’s FA market is slim pickings at best.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
offseason is not exclusively Free agents...
With our interest in carter now… do you think we would have been in on him last year if we had an owner?
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
No.
Dallas was not in position to be trading a #1 pick and a very good former #1 pick away.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
Oh look, Ribs shooting the puck...
The Haley’s comet of Ribs plays. And it goes in too. I guess what I’m saying to Ribs here is…SHOOT THE GODDAMN PUCK MOAR FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
my favorite should start shooting it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he said that during the post game.
somethiing like “i really havent been shooting that much but something just told me to shoot so i shot.”
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
I can't remember him having a slap shot like that
That was a ROCKET
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
and right into the joint too.
pretty much unblockable.
and razor brought up a good point – its plays like that which are making people want to switch to 4 man for the whole game. that play doesnt happen in 5 on 5.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
He infuriates me...
Every time I’m done with him he makes shots like that…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I had a decent chat with him about the PP a few weeks back.
The dude cares a lot and he’s trying hard….I think the problem is he’s trying too hard to spark the offense, by feeding everyone else. He needs to just do it himself sometimes.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
No better way to spark the offense than by just firing them on the net...
We don’t really have a sniper so the best thing for this team to do is get goals on secondary chances.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 3:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
When he wants to be
he is by far the best offensive threat on the ice.
A maddening player, at times, to say the least.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
is the kid here yet?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Napping on my stomach right now...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 2:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
awesome, bro
you and BHill. Congrats all around
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
BHILL just spit one out too?
As a matter of fact he kinda predicted we’d be having him yesterday.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 3:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
According to facebook, yes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
jinx
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah
according to FB
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Oh shit, I never got around to congratulating you and BHill
May LilTill be happy and healthy, unlike OldManRiverTil.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Much obliged, Maxtrillian.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 3:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
thanks guys.
The little one got here around 11am.
by BHill on Feb 17, 2012 5:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
it was beautiful.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
So
Was just having a conversation with my former boss regarding some training I did for one of her new employees today. Old boss is kinda cute, and has some serious up-tops. I don’t know whether she’s wearing a push-up today or just a tight t-shirt, but that was an interesting conversation.
“OK, Rob, try not to look at her tits. Try real hard. Dammit, you’re doing it. Yes, they’re very nice. Now look at her face. What was it I trained the new girl on? Come on, brain!”
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
two pitckets to Tittsburgh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
you have been accused of stealing jokes, sir
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that's what your tweet said
where?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
first OT thread
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
link me bro
or provide some kind of details where i can go batshit cray on that ass
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
lsj said you stole the second part of my sig from Louis CK
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
LSJ
heh. your sig about dongs?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i don't even remember what we were talking about
gay marriage or something?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Yu mad?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yu seem mad.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
He took a raincheck on a lunch date?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Haha he got out of a comedy show late and postponed
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You up for some Risk this afternoon/
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
*?
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
It’s going to be a down day for me for a bit. I’m in NYC but relaxing today
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Ok.
Sounds good. How’s NYC so far? Any $2000 meals planned?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
it's called "breakfast"
most important meal of the day, bro
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Ha no.
I splurge at Lincoln and Union Square Cafe every visit I make here. Usually about $90/ea for me, so not bad for fine dining. Trying more local spots. Had some mexican grilled corn in SoHo that was probably the best single thing I’ve had in years.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
hot dog cart
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Oh hey, GB. I think it was you asking for good BBQ or restaurant picks in Waco, right?
And I mentioned Mikeska’s? I changed my mind. That place has become all mainstream and shitty BBQ.
I was saddened by my experience there. I resend my rec and may God have mercy on their souls.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
How do you feel about Viteks?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
BE OPEN MOAR
shit
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Top 10 for me.
The ribs are good. My favorite part. The rest is normal Grade A Texas BBQ. Nothing else sets it apart from anywhere else in Texas, to me. I enjoy it because it’s close to me if need be.
Oh, and the bread is still fantastic at Mikeska’s. So they still have that going for them.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
lol yep. I'm in Dallas any time you wanna meet up.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
He's PMSing.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Disgusting
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
this is gonna be a fiery OT thread.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 2:44 PM CST reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
heh
picfail
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
you cunt
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Love this so much.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Aren't they all?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Conquer Club is going to ruin LSB
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
WHERE'S THE BOBCAT STEW ??
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
our in the boonies, hopefully
that’s where it belongs
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
soo in your backyard?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
at least i live in the city
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
it is still oklahoma
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 2:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
valid point
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
U so jelly
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
they're gonna bring us closer together
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
No, you are.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
lady at work emails me a spells "decision" "dessision"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 2:51 PM CST reply actions
those are words
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Second'd
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
well, now i have to keep it for another day
thanks a lot, guys
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
This.
Loblaw, what the fuck? You had this problem last year.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
it's benji's fault
and since i spend almost all my time in the nighttime OT thread, those people are more tolerant of my desire to catalogue funny things in my sig.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"4:20, you guys" isn't even sig worthy.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
yes it is
the context of the conversation, it was one of the best timed statements ever and I love Chrom so I will not remove it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Because it's not Benji
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 17, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
haha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"I am a generous lover"
And “AlthoughI could stand to be less charismatic sometimes” also aren’t worthy of a sig.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
I can't disagree with this.
Those were not the best Benji moments
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I disagree
I’m trying to paint a picture with words
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Just cracks me up
that 80% of it is stuff from benji.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
The Influence Continues.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
It's an insult to compare your influence to Josey's.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
see
this needs to be in there, too
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
good grief
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Bob you know everytime you do this
TLTQ, JDT, Aqua, Ty, et al are all thinking “Stop fucking encouraging that prick, you prick.”
A burden should never be something out of your control.
i know
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
LSJ doesn't like it when people correct his consistent incorrect spelling of 'ridiculous'
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
It appears she failed at selecting the right size of swimsuit.
She’s going to get all kinds of sunburn like that.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
OHSHITclickclickclicksigh.jpg
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
i keep opening it up real quick and looking behind me
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
This is why my computer faces the window, rather than the door of my office.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
I've been seeing IT boogeymen around every corner these days
Never know when those bastards are watching….
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
prolly right now
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I would like to have unprotected doggy style with Yuuup on her tits finale with this woman.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 3:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
no i will not have gay sex with you!?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
You'll pry my sig from my cold dead fingers, octoberty
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Loblaw should cut his sig into notepad, and let's have a loblaw sigless thread!
ftfy
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
what does this mean
“cut his sig into notepad?”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
To save it.
It's an insult to compare your influence to Josey's.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
They're close.
If not more for me, clearly
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 17, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
You overrate yourself.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Clearly I'm underrated by thousands
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 17, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
see
this needs to be in there, too
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 17, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
oh god please no
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
only that.
by octoberty on Feb 17, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm still not understanding this process
I am not a computer person.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
There's some quality trollwork being done here
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
I am dead serious
save my sig in notepad…for what reason?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Wasn't referring to you, Robert
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
To save it.
Nobody is reading your fucking sig anyway.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
YOU CLEARLY ARE
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I'm going to place you under citizen's arrest.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
bwhahaha rec
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I've had the same sig for six years
it isn’t going anywhere
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
no my sig is going nowhere
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Good
Now find out who typed it so they can say other things
by Mark from OC on Feb 17, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
You said it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
nope
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 3:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ME AND CHROM AGAINST THE WORLD
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Jason Hatcher on leadershipping.
Who are the leaders on the Dallas Cowboys?
“Dude. I gotta be honest with you: That’s a good question. That’s a good question. I really don’t know. It’s just another thing we really need … like the Ravens, we don’t have that. We’ve got the talent. We’ve got everything we need. I think we get like a Ray Lewis-type. Everybody buys into him. When Ray Lewis speaks, everybody listens to him. A guy like that. We really don’t got that. I think we definitely need somebody like that.”
Sean Lee
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Is Lee outspoken?
I thought he was more of the DeMarcus Ware mold.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Right, but guys listen to Ray Lewis because of three reasons
1. He does his job on the field.
2. He has experience.
3. THEY ARE GENUINELY AFRAID HE MIGHT MURDER THEM IN THEIR SLEEP IF THEY FUCK UP.
Sean Lee does Part 1, and he’ll eventually get enough respect for Part 2. Part 3, I dunno.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
get Lee to slit someone's throat in front of the team, kinda like when the CIA made David Webb shoot the dude in the lab, then renamed him Jason Bourne
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Lee will take over play calling duties at some point in the near future, I think.
That will give him the platform to be the leader.
Really, Hatcher’s comments come across as a critcism of Bradie James, to me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
I thought he already had the green sticker.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
Does he?
I’m honestly not sure.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 17, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
It all goes back to Bradie ruining that fan's sunglasses outside of Valley Ranch.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
let me be honest wichu.. after i axe you a question
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Keith Brooking obvs
Also, Womo.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
If Barron drops to 25, he gone.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
He could.
Lots of DL/OLB to be taken.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Yep. Though I've seen him to San Diego at #18 in several mocks.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Would be solid value at that spot
Being Cowboy-centric, I’m focused on OL and DL/OLB…with a splash of DB.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Decastro or Ingram are the only sensible picks, imo
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm officially starting to fall in prospect love with Ingram.
Upshaw wouldn’t be bad, either…just not quite the upside.
I wouldn’t mind a trade down, though. Lots of DL are going to go in the 12-25 range.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
Trade the 1st for this year's 3rd and 4th, next year's 2nd, and 2015's 2nd and 5th
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
With Denver?
No. If you move down ten spots in the first, you need next year’s first.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
No, Cowboys. And I was joking.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Ah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
this
i know it sounds simple and it isn’t, but build a dominating OL and DL, then other “problems” won’t seem that glaring. Especially on defense, if you can pressure the QB and shut down the run, bad secondary dudes won’t stick out much.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I'm uncomfortable with all this sports talk officer loblaw.
Next thing you know I’ll see you in a baseball thread.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I don't really care for baseball
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Exactamundo
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
ESPN Headlines
“Lebron could see himself playing in CLE, apologizes”
“Lebron says previous comment no cause for concern”
“Lebron is really sorry about that last comment, will never leave miami”
“Lebron says previous comment was not aimed at CLE, could still one day possibly maybe play there potentially”
“Lebron is again sorry about that last comment, he loves miami but could at some point in the future maybe go back to CLE and drive around for a few hours”
“Lebron is says that all of the comments are not causes for concerns and that at any moment he could see himself playing for any team at any point in any time in any dimension”
“Jeremy Lin walked to subway for lunch”
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
" Jeremy Lin to miss tonight's game due to food poisoning cause subway sucks a bag of fat cocks"
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 3:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ok, impatient bored people
http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?submit=Search&gn=10634930
We can start another one up later for those who are busy right now “working”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Say what now?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
KOK's IT at work is now filtering LSB.
No more day time KOK.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yikes
How’d they find out?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Why would there be a VPN at his workstation in his office building?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I was always on a VPN at my jobs, even at a workstation. It wasn't client-side, but router side.
They could’ve just seen heavy traffic to there, investigated, found dinpenes, then blocked.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That's usually a VLAN, not a VPN.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Oh absolutely.
But a VPN is generally for connecting two network segments through an outside pipeline. Business to business communications or from a remote office to the main network.
VLANs are also private, but still within the boundries of the internal network. Just segmented off into different groups based on need and security.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Probably didn't "find out" per se.
But either recently installed Websense and it automatically filtered or they’ve been using it for a while and it just updated their filters to exclude “Sports”.
But given how long he’s been here… it’s probably nothing new unless they didn’t have Websense at all before.
By default Websense blocks all “Sports” sites.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I was just joking
and y’all took it way too seriously.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Per Se is a restaurant in NY
that serves bald eagle egg omlettes
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Only to the plebes...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
it looks gross
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Yes, I'll have a glass of T-rex blood and the roasted Do Do bird and the foie gras" -benji at breakfast
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
This is good. Is this original? If so, kudos.
Also, everyone should listen to David Sedaris’ gourmet restaurant riff.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Which goes something like...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
he stole it from Louis CK
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 3:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't watch Louis CK.
I’m disappointed in you, Loblaw.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
LSJ thinks I stole it from someone else, probably
inspired in part by the lost episode of The Chappelle Show where he has an episode of Cribs come to his house…makes a T-rex omlette and sprinkles diamonds on it or something
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I know what it was inspired by
I watched that today
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 3:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this
one of the funniest things he did on that show
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I had this today
Sliced Cara Cara Oranges
Pine Nuts, Ricota Salata, Fennel Vinaigrete
Ricota Gnocchi
Tomato-Basil Passatina, Pecorino Romano
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I had the most exquisite Pop Tarts
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
I'm out of Pop Tarts
Just had toast with strawberry jelly.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Hah!
You plebians and your lack of Pop Tarts!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
plebescitarian
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Cinnamon and Brown Sugar
Slightly microwaved. Large glass of 2% milk.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Cinnamon Toast is the tits
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
I microwave my Pop Tarts for 13 seconds.
It used to be 15 seconds, but I got a new microwave a few months ago and it’s more powerful.
An over microwaved Pop Tart turns the filling into fucking napalm.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Who microwaves pop tarts?
Toaster or nothing
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Agreed
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
I don't want them crispy.
I want them warm and soft.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I like my women like I like my microwaved poptarts?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Tasting like strawberries?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WRONG.
Fake strawberry is the greatest flavor ever.
Fake cherry isn’t even a top five flavor.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I like strawberry, but it isn't in my top 5.
In no particular order:
Cherry/Blueberry/Smores/Chocolate Fudge/Hot Fudge Sundae
dealwithit.gif
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
So wrong
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
You fools can fight over your strawberry popped tarts
Whilst I sneak off with my cherry delight, completely satisfied.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Frosted brown sugar cinnamon or nothing else
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That's correct
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yes, yes, yes.
Yesssss. st1ck understands. You don’t toast the god-damned pop tarts.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm fine with you doing it,
but surely you realize that this is the unnatural way, right?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think they get the whole
“pop” part of the name
A burden should never be something out of your control.
unnatural
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
You cray cray
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
But they're not cakey when their cold.
They’re make-my-mouth-dry-y
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
they're*
sheesh
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
twss
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
My wife makes fun of me for using microwave times that aren't divisible by 5
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
"Oh, so the perfect time is thirty THREE seconds, huh?"
A burden should never be something out of your control.
the perfect time is the perfect time
i bag of popcorn is 2:47. I’ve discovered this after many many times of trial and error
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
My new one has a sensor reheat that is the absolute fucking tits.
Heats things perfectly.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
esplain
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
x
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
K
This isn’t quite right:
When the steam hits 212, the food is as hot as it’s going to get.
It’s a mistake to assume that the food heats uniformly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
I DON'T KNOW HOW THE SCIENCE WORKS
But when I press “Sensor reheat” on my microwave it does a really good job.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Microwaves cause the Hyrdogen-Oxygen bonds
to absorb energy, which causes them to oscillate in length and move around faster, which can then transfer energy to the rest of the molecules in the food.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
x
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I don't get it
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
The image name is "Sid the Science Kid"
Maybe it’s a show or something.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Hmm.
Ok.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
YOU SOUND LIKE SID THE SCIENCE KID
YOU DON’T KNOW WHO SID THE SCIENCE KID IS?
Man, I’m old.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm the same age as you and I don't know who he is.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I...
…I think so, man.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
Oh... it came out in 2008.
GB’s kid is like 4 months old. Give him a few years to learn the kid shows.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Ah, I see.
Yeah, this will probably be something I’d be interested in since I’m going to try to stealthily get my kid into science before my wife realizes what’s happened.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
It's a good show.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
SCIENTIST IN THE HOUSE
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
We got a new microwave for our wedding three years ago
and i STILL have not figured out how to program exact times on that bitch, so I have to stand there and yank the door open at the exact right time.
i set my alarm in the morning for add times too.
like 7:17 or 6:56
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
I try to get amounts of sleep that mesh with my sleep cycles.
Most are even hours like 6 or 9, but some are like 7 hrs, 45 minutes. My wife also makes fun of this.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
This and Smores are my tow favorite Pop Tarts
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i had
2 pieces of raisin toast with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Light
2 cups of Maxwell House coffee
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Lots of potential, there.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Danny Meyer and Co.
at Union Square Cafe…
Other DM restaurants… Gramercy Tavern, The Modern, Shake Shack
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Heard of Gramercy
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
heh
“working”
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Is Brickman somebody from here?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
You're up!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Got 2
need 2
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
So. Would you guys fly down a girl you've never met but is a friend of a friend (not an online meet)
for dinner if you were in two different cities? What would be your entry criteria? Sufficiently hot?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Substitute awesome for hot.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
There is more to awesome than looks,
though it will always be a big component for guys.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
I know that.
I’m just seeing if there is a level of hotness that would override that for you?
What if she looked like Kate Beckinsale but had a Kathy Griffin personality?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Then I would probably not fly her down.
Part of Beckinsale’s attractiveness is her charm.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
hot looking broads can be total pains in the ass
i’d have to know we’d have a fun time before I flew anyone anywhere
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
agreed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i can think of almost nothing worse than flying a chick to see me that I didn't really know
her being super hot, but me wanting to slit her throat and dismember her 5 minutes after we met because she’s an idiot
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
ok..a little harsh
maybe take her somewhere secluded for dinner and sneak out the bathroom window and leav her there
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
no.. and i would question a girl who would do this.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
I really wouldn't question it, I mean, have you seen me?
Come on.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
are there no hot girls in Houston?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 3:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he lives in manhattan
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, Drake
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
Or Jewish
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing wrong with a good taint licking, that's for sure.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yeah I don't know why people took my comment negatively
A burden should never be something out of your control.
To all my Houston Texas country muffins
baby lemme hit that liquor and that blunt you puffin’
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I read that as 'fly down on a girl' at first
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
What kind of porno are we talking about here?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
doing cunnilingus with his arms out like an airplane
making propeller sounds with his lips
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 17, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Is that still a motorboat?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
Not if the arms are out.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Excellent point
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
And if the move is performed on a member of the same sex, it's called...
An Enola Gay…?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Feb 17, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Recced.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
Green
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
I can't stop laughing at this
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
anyone going to Craig Miller's Ticketstock this weeknd?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
yea i was laughing my ass off on the way to work
i’m thinkin about going…..the round table w/ Dutch Over is at 5:10 this afternoon.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
these things sound kind of fun
are they, though?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yea they are allright...lots of drinking going on
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I went there the year they were selling the book
got there, bought the book, walked around for 5 minutes and left.
i went once when i was like 9
i wanted to meet rhyner so my dad introduced him to me and all he said was ‘stay in school’ and walked away.
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
at what point do you stop a girl from going down on you.. the bottom of the sack?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:21 PM CST reply actions
Wait what?
She can do whatever she wants down there
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Your question makes no sense...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Why would you want her to stop?
Girls can go down as low as they want. dontevencare.gif
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
i think i understand this
i don’t want my balls messed around with too much…some ladies don’t understand the sensitivity issues going on down there. “Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I'm only sensitive after I finish
Then I’m like swallow and get off
A burden should never be something out of your control.
this
I don’t want anyone touching it after that for at least a few minutes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 3:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The frank or the beans?
Big difference in this context.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
but for god's sake, dont get the beans above the frank
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Women just don't understand this.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Dude, she could twist my ass hairs with her tongue if she wants to
who am I to deny her?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
do not understand...cannot compute
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
i meant... shaft and balls are okay... how low do you let them go.. butthole?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:24 PM CST reply actions
Nice job.
It's an insult to compare your influence to Josey's.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
They're close.
If not more for me, clearly
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 17, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
You overrate yourself.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 17, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Clearly I'm underrated by thousands
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 17, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
see
this needs to be in there, too
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 17, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
oh god please no
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
only that.
by octoberty on Feb 17, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
*rim
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
i love this sig
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i added you to my sig
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
haha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
couldn't clean up the spelling for me?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
it is what it is big daddy
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
well
“Stopp” and “Gloetrotters” are both jacked up in my rush to get this written down quickly
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
That sig wall is offensive.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
How they fuck do you reply fail so much
Are you fucking retarded IANF
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You are always good for a hilarious reply fail or two per day
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
seriously
How does that country get anything done?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
And underaged school girls
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
according to the Internet
that’s all the nurses in Japan do.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
they're better time managers than the germans
they have time to do this and work on making robots for 20 hours a day
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MARY CALL THE EMBASSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
x
Qua-ki-ser-pi-PI-ku
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
hmmmm
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:34 PM CST reply actions
Fantastic voice
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
I've watched this 20 times.
Not sick of it yet.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
what is it? i typed in GIF and this came up
as well as my weiner
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
what is this
I don’t even
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
meh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I know it's from Glee and that it's Michelle Lea
but what the hell is going on
/don’t watch Glee
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Phin is in bed with her when they are lying together as engaged couple for the first time
he gets a little boob squeeze in
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Glee
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions
Reminds me a bit of the girl from Caddyshack
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Oh man
That was a Wildcat Wanking classic back in the days before internet.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Same
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
That and revenge of the nerds
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
"oohh... Madonna with meatballs."
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
the only thing i have left to do in life is play Plinko on price is right
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:36 PM CST reply actions
or the game w the guy walking up the cliff
or the game where i punch out the money holes
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
what about me?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 17, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
I don't understand why people put Shaq all over everything...
Amazing Center, not very funny.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I still get a chuckle out of the "Shaqtastic" scrabble commercial
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
like derek holland....
good pitcher… not funny AT ALL
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
I disagree with this statement
I think he’s a dorky kinda funny
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
now the Shaw and Corby interviews are gold
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
YOU GO WATCH KAZZAM AND TAKE THAT BACK!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Microwave discussion got me thinking about a super big pet peeve:
When people take their stuff out of the microwave with 3-4-5 seconds left and DON’T clear it back to the clock.
It drives me absolutely nuts.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
for realz playa?
how about that asshole in the office that doesnt cover his soup and blast that shit all over the place then acts like it doesnt happen?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
My office is pretty good about not leaving stuff uncovered.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I use it as an excuse when I'm late for work.
“I thought it was 0:03 o’clock, my bad.”
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Not as much as the butt pirates who make 200 copies of something
and don’t clear the number on the copy machine, so the next person who comes along gets…..
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
yep.. had a lady the other day tell me the copier was out of paper... my reply
“put more paper in it”
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
agree
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
first world problems
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
this this this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I leave it to annoy people like you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm coming up for the TCU/OSU game, and I'm going to beat you to death with a microwave.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Can you even lift a microwave without throwing out your back?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Any pain will be masked by the adrenaline rush of taking your life.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
can i come with?
i’ll take schultzys ticket
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
I don't have tickets so you would still be SOL
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Royals have some exciting young players.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Should have clarified
Hillman era Royals*
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nice joke Max
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
My roommates are bad about that.
But none of our clock and timer stuff actually work so you have no idea it hasn’t been cleared until you start hitting the buttons and your like, “why the hell isn’t it working?”!
my wife will microwave something and leave it in there for a while..like a half hour
well, the reminder beeps every minute..drives me insane
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
doesn't get old.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Why is he at UT game in burnt orange, though?
Does he have a kid that plays there or something?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
x
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
/racist
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
This is like a black man turning into a white woman
Like Michael Jackson
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
do you guys check th ebag in the fast food drive thru before driving off?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:45 PM CST reply actions
No, and it pisses my wife off.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
rarely
though i should since i get my burgers or chicken sandwiches plain and dry
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
If I do, I make sure to drive around to the front before doing so.
Some people just sit in the DT and hold up everyone, like dicks.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I give it a quick once-over
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I don't think brickman and the other dude are LSBers
Ugh. Hate the waiting. Might leave.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
always
because I order my shit without cheese and I want to ensure that it is cheese-free and edible
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
96 lbs? bro.. bitch should be like 130
and pics
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
give that girl a sandwich when you see her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 3:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
~35 calories
Going to need more than that
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Heh,
I don’t know where I heard that, but I am in no way confident that it’s accurate. Funny thing to ponder, though.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
One day, she's going to be 150, with saggy tits and the smell of regret permeating from her.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
She's not Russian
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 17, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ouch, that one hurt.
At least I have absurdly hot friends during their 20’s and early 30’s!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Right!
Russian and Latina women are like cars- you just gotta trade ’em in every ten years or so.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
I prefer to lease, not buy.
It’s called having your cake and eating it too.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
dead cliche is dead
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
...And You Will Know Me By The Trail of the Babes
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Buy bitsy a big mac
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
she'll fall through a crack
or get sucked in by the vortex of an extremely fat person
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yikes...way too skinny.
Do not want.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
22 is awfully young for a boob job.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Reason #418
That I have no regrets about not having kids.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
took my kids to the store last night
only think i could remember that i needed to get was like 200 boxes of condoms
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I like to imagine that he's saying...
“Get a really, really good hold on it…”
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
I do the same thing when he talks.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Are we allowed to talk about how awesome last night's Archer was?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I watched it last night
despite not having watched it since the first episode or two. It’s good, but I’m not sure if it meets the LSB Hype.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Definitely top two or three for me.
The dialogue is so tight.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
And not afraid to go anywhere.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
Krieger is quickly jumping up the list of favorite characters.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
He's working hard
and that might be literally
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I saw a car with a Santorum sticker on the way to lunch.
Had a quick laugh, then had a sinking feeling that someone actually bought a Santorum bumper sticker. With their money.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I drove past several houses the other day with Santorum signs in the yard
Who would advertise that??
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
people who are weird &/or dumb
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"please come burglarize my house when i'm gone
FYI, you won’t find anything cool like pornos and vibrators and drug stuff to steal..only collectible spoons from the 50 states, Precious Moments figurines and doileys."
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
by Bob Loblaw on Feb 17, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i feel like this might be the funniest thing I've ever written
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
you say this at least once a week
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 4:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i'm trying to benj out
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
You know the answer to that question.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
id like to see a politician
do this in the middle of another guys answer just mocking him
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
VanderMemes during press conferences/debates?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Too many wanking gifs without the Marion one.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
he has to
he can’t enjoy it or the demons will make him have an abortion
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
x
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
uh...
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Meh, just another excuse for daddy to get himself a new toy.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions 10 recs
...
……
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Whoa...this sounds way creepier than I think you intended it.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Loblaw should sig this
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well, damnit all.
a new piece of technology*
**, you sick fucks
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going to rec this for GhettoCreepiness.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yes. It needs to stand out for all to see.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I hate you all.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
Look man, we just feel the community needs to be aware of this.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's why these registries exist, you see.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Sad, but true
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Really?
That seems so odd to me.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I agree
in large part because girls often develop after 17/18 in that department, but…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
One of the girls I went to high school with just had breast reduction surgery
She’s probably 5’2 or 5’3. She was definitely a C cup when she was 18. I’d say probably about 115 lbs. She put on some weight in her mid 20’s to maybe 140… but her tits became ginormous. She told me the size once but I don’t remember… but literally bigger than bowling balls.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I've never known anybody to do it,
but a few girls who’ve talked about it. I understand why a boyfriend/husband wouldn’t be overly enthused, but it seems like it’d be worth the reduction in pain/complaining/medicine from the back support issues over the long run.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
A girl I dated had a reduction and she looked better after it
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You'd think their wouldn't be much sag in the early 20s, though...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Really?
I knew several girls in high school with big tits that started sagging as teenagers.
Some were still perky… but it’s not exclusive to age.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah,
I guess it just depends on the size we’re talking about.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
96?
add about 40 lbs and holla at me
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I wouldn't go that far
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 3:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
oo wee
5’3" and 136…hmmm
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah. I guess that is not too bad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 3:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i sure as fuck would
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
give me a 5'6" and 150 and we're GTG
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
150-160
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Not overweight according to BMI
24.1
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Doesn't account for muscle mass
Most athletes are “overweight” or “obese” by BMI standards. Body fat % with caliper measurement is more useful, I feel.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think I've come full circle on BMI
My initial reaction to it was meh, then ‘well this has obvious holes’, but after being in clinic…I think it works for it’s intended purpose.
They are coming up with technologies that look at weight/fat distribution, but that’s going to be more expensive.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
It's like the food pyramid
A good general guide for the general population, but it has its issues.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
vomit
vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Yeah.
The overwhelming majority of the population do not have body types that resemble NFL uberathletes and body builders. It’s helpful to be able to say to them “you’re not just a bit overweight, you meet the classification for obese”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
years ago
the FBI had a height-weight type of restriction on their hiring standards…well, Herschel Walker started giving quotes about how when he retired from football he wanted to work for the FBI but was too fat apparently. they changed their shit a little…if you’re outside the “standard” weight for your height, you have to be below a certain body fat percentage.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
wasn't his BMI something like 0% when he was in the NFL?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Yep
Buddy Smokes was working him out real good
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
BMI is a height-weight figure
his was probably pretty high. But his body fat was in the low single digits. Still is, apparently
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
yeah, that's what I meant
all the BMI, FDA, FBI, NRA, NBA, etc crap just confuses me
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
convinced jose cansecos twitter account cant be fucking real
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:53 PM CST reply actions
it's one of my favs
when his girlfriend tweeted on it yesterday about being nice to him? ahhaha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
or about 'leilas naughty calendar'
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone following this 'Confirmed' brouhahah on Twitter re: Sandomir?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
heh?
obviously not, i guess
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
herbie and some others are in on it
I don’t follow Sandomir so I was just wondering what the fuck was going on
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Yes, it sounds like two douches douching it out.
Sandomir can’t really have been that pissed off about this, but Rovell is being a dick.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
There's a gnat that is trolling the holy fuck out of me.
I don’t stink or nothing.
GAH! HE JUST BOOPED ME ON THE NOSE!
The entire floor of my old office building in Dallas was infested with gnats.
It was horrible.
cs,b
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I’m almost “obese” by BMI standards. I am definitely barely overweight. I have huge calves and legs that add to my weight. Roommate from college was staying with me this weekend and he weighs the same as me, and we asked people what they thought our weights were, and the average had him 25lbs heavier than me.
It has never worked for me
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm probably "morbidly obese" by BMI standards, while I feel that I'm really only "obese".
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'm the same
No one believes me when I say I’m over 200lbs (and dropping, tyvm) but because I’m 5’9", I’m considered morbidly obese by any standard I can find.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Just checked. My BMI is 36.9
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
23.5
31st percentile in weight. thought it’d be lower
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
You look pretty skinny to me.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
i thought i was
stupid BMI
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
I think a better criticism of BMI is
that it feels like it punishes taller people.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed. I'm 6'3", 300lbs.
I’m overweight for sure. But I don’t think I need to lose 105 lbs just to be “normal”. That would be the lightest I’ve been since I was a sophomore in high school.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
yeah im 6'5 300
it thinks i need to weigh 200 lbs… not happening
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
And I doubt your doctor would say that you have to be under 200, either.
But I think your doctor would say that it would be very good for your health, in both the short and long-term, if you lost some weight.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
Absolutely.
I probably need to lose 60-70 lbs to be at a weight that is healthy in the long term.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
And that's what the focus should be.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
Why?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
Because sometimes I'm underweight according to BMI
but I have a normal body type and the doctor doesn’t consider me underweight. Just annoying.
Yeah.
Maybe I should put it this way – think of it as ERA or AVG or RBI or some other crappy baseball stat. If you don’t have anything else to go on, BMI can often give you an ok picture of what’s going on in a general sense. But you’d never want to make big decisions based just on it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
*on those numbers.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
25.0 even based on last weigh-in,
but I’m guessing DadWeight has taken me over the line.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
How tall are you? I'm guessing like 6'0"
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
5'11"
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
hey man
we arent here to judge, some people just cant keep their shit in order
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
I'm considering it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i feel as though this should receive strong sig consideration
i need to form a committee
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
this is pretty good.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
it’s pretty big
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
no
voluntary only
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
it's kinda becoming like the Corby bragging montage
“I went to the flower shop.”
“I had a sandwich.”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Heh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
things to do today... poop before leaving work..
/no TP at home
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 4:16 PM CST reply actions
Start living...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 4:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
you should buy some toilet paper
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 4:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Paper towels from the kitchen will do in a pinch...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 4:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Handtowels will do in an even tighter pinch.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
Be sure and throw them away.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 4:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nothing worse in the world than the public restroom deuce
I seriously cannot/will not go if anyone is in the room with me. Not even like three stalls down.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
sometimes i prefer it.. sometimes there are games like people tapping their foot under the stall
and your supposed to tap back in rhythm
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
lol yep
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
I got over that problem
I might hold it for a little bit if it sounds like someone’s about to leave. But if that’s not an option I won’t let it stop me.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
worst public poopin is at RBIA.. that place is sick
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
The old Texas Stadium...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Never done it.
I will never go into those stalls other than to piss.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
That's a lot of fingers.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 17, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
yes
i believe she did say that.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
hearing managers blame obama for slow times & a bad quarter pisses me off
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions
You work for a PE firm?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yes, people often have terrible political opinions.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 17, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
You should just start your weekend now, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 4:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
in an hour and 25 minutes
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
yikes
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
i thought it said isis
and i got my hopes up only to have them squashed
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 17, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
so... a counseling session regarding performance
The shooter was getting reprimanded and decided to start shooting?
that's what i can come up with
they’re sitting him down telling him he needs to do this or that and he takes it all personally and comes up shooting. I’m actually kinda surprised this doesn’t happen more often.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
Really
We have some crazies on our dept. But shooting a supervisor over what amounted to a white copy….
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i got beat up by this officer in college
http://policecrime.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=coptalk&action=print&thread=1841
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
He should be fired simply for having a My Space page
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
this shit can make you crazy
especially with all the Type A’s in law enforcement, plus ball-busting bosses…the next step is us taking our guns off when we get our evals
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
do y'all ever get out of a shower, look in the mirror, and think
damn that is a nice penis
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 4:37 PM CST via Android app reply actions
why is he crying?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 4:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There's a Chrom loves cock joke somewhere in here...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 4:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Just quote the bottom part without the subject line
A burden should never be something out of your control.
no
but i do think my penis looks good sometimes
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Ok all, I'm signing off for now.
Got the song Afternoon Delight stuck in my head…
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
GONNA FIND MY BABY GONNA HOLD HER TIGHT
GONNA GRAB SOME AFTERNOON DELIGHT…
by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
I want some pizza
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 4:44 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Pizza does sound good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
pizza is like sex
even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Generally, but not close to always.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
When are you bringing some dro so we can turn this mother out?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 4:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I told you
I won’t take it to a hospital
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 4:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Well then obviously you don't care about me or the baby.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 5:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I guess not
you can bring the baby to my house and we will smoke
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 5:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
jam
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 4:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I believe his username is PizzaBlowsGoats
or something like that.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
At least this place has discovery channel since they're keeping us another day.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 4:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
So, continuing the "Let's Stick Foreign Objects Into Wildcat's Cavities" Theme of 2011
I get to have a colonoscopy in March. Wheeeeee….
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Yeah, in 2011 I had all manner of probes, surgeries, and cameras inserted in to my body
and 2012 is continuing that theme.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
Damn...
I also figured this was somehow an LSB OT topic
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 17, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
Couldn't be worse than the uroscopy, that's fo' sho'
You boys should try that shit out. Will change your life.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 17, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
no thx wildcat
i’ll pass
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
you should try a lightbulb
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 4:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
fluctuating rain forecasts in Austin for baseball home opener tonite
7p start — does it get played, LSB weather experts?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Can't see it
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 17, 2012 5:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
lookin forward to the weekend
you guys
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
"I am a generous lover." --benjihana; 2-9-12
"Although I could stand to be less charismatic sometimes." -benjihana; 2-15-12
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
no, loblaw
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 17, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this guy's been workin' for it ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 17, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/17/1815585/ot-friday-night
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/17/1815585/ot-friday-night
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/17/1815585/ot-friday-night
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 17, 2012 5:04 PM CST reply actions
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