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Texas Rangers coach Keith Comstock ask Yu Darvish to watch out & be very careful of US women
by PiraPira on Feb 18, 2012 10:16 PM CST
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PrintHi. I am new here. Sorry if my words are confusing since English is not my first language.
I have some questions about Texas Rangers Yu Darvish and i found this site.
An article in Japan shows up yesterday that say Texas Rangers coach Keith Comstock ask Yu Darvish to watch out & be very careful of US women.
http://www.nikkansports.com/baseball/mlb/news/p-bb-tp2-20120218-905382.html
I don't really understand the article. Is the coach mean it in sexual way or body harm way ???
Weeks ago some gossip paper say that since Yu Darvish is divorced, he will hunt for women in US.
In Japan most entertainment media like animation or comic books most of the time when it comes to US girls, they always show a girl in a cowgirl suit & hat and can beat up men easily and tie them up with lasso.
Any chance things like that happen too in real life?
Is Texas women more dangerous? Texas is the place in America where there are still lots of cowboys right?
Are there lots of Texas Rangers women fans in US welcoming Yu Darvish when he arrived in Texas?
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Yee-haw!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 18, 2012 10:33 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Yes
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I've got a couple women tied up in a barn on the ol' ranch.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 18, 2012 11:01 PM CST reply actions
I'm on my way over.
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
by Flynnyrd on Feb 20, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
They probably don't want him catching anything from Josh Hamilton
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
lol.. oh my god.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 18, 2012 11:05 PM CST reply actions
this was an easily recced fanpost because of this right here
Is Texas women more dangerous? Texas is the place in America where there are still lots of cowboys right?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 18, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
I was talking to a Dutch woman at Disney World and told her I was from Texas.
She moved her arm in a lasso-ing motion and said, “With cowboys, right?”
*Sigh, “Yes, with cowboys.”
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 18, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
hahah that happened to me in aruba...
dallas? with oil wells and cows?
yes, we have oil wells and cows.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 18, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
You should have asked her if she had anything with a hole it in that you could stick your finger in.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Feb 18, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
lol
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 18, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
When we were in Costa Rica the staff at the resort started calling me J.R.
I’d walk by and one of them would always make his hand into a gun and say, “bang bang”
True story.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
lol.
Also I may be going to Costa Rica in May.
I’ll know this week.
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I'm not entirely sure 逆玉 is the word I'm looking for.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 18, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, the top one translate funny. Something about a ball.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Kanji for ball also means jewel.
One before that is reverse (also wicked). Supposed to mean gold digger. Google translate doesn’t recognize that and just goes with the primary meaning of both kanji.
This is why I put the second sentence there, though.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 18, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions
Uh, yeah,
it should be 玉の輿, I think.
逆玉 means a male gold-digger.
American women are not tranvestites hoping to take famous men’s wealth. Most of them aren’t, at least.
by AsDevilsRun on Feb 18, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
He's probably right.
Those fat-titted ugg-wearing Dallas white women are going to be on him hard from day 1.
Yes. And from what I've read about Darvish, he will have no problem handling those ladies.
I just hope he can figure out how these American women can be devils.
Perhaps we should introduce him to Dirk.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Also
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
by LSJ on Feb 18, 2012 11:38 PM CST reply actions 14 recs
Pretty much.
Though I think you could replace the Houston one with something like this:
OurDailyBears.com
by Prashanth Francis on Feb 19, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
cool scarf
……
GOD!
I wonder if Jerry gets down with the beaks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Saw this on facebook the other day and had a good chuckle.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Why lol?
That’s like the last thing I would miss if I left.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
That is funny.
Yes, he meant it in a sexual way. He doesn’t have to worry about being lasso’d.
Texas is nothing like what I’m sure you are picturing it as. We are modern people here too, just like the rest of the U.S.
There is absolutely no chance that some lady is going to come around and tie Yu up unless he wants them to.
What he was really warning him about was women will try to lure him in because of his fame and money.. so they can be a part of it. They will poke holes in his condoms and the like. So be careful.
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by Mike E on Feb 19, 2012 12:44 AM CST reply actions 10 recs
Mother of God
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 21, 2012 1:23 AM CST up reply actions 8 recs
South Texas has naked teenage cowgirls who like to run from the law
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 19, 2012 12:51 AM CST reply actions
come on, people
be nice
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 19, 2012 1:26 AM CST via Android app reply actions
In the US, all women are notorious rapists.
Men rarely have the privilege of consensual sex.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 19, 2012 7:14 AM CST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
Oh this thing is absolutely golden.
Sometimes I let my women lasso me for the fun of it. Have them throw on a pair of spurs if I’m really feeling up for dirt
Is this before or after you murder five hookers at SMU?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 19, 2012 5:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 9 recs
There'll be a load of compomisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I’m gonna be where the lights are shinin’ on me….
Que sera, sera.
by scoop16 on Feb 19, 2012 12:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Country boy
Yu got your feet in LA, but your mind’s on Texas P…
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
I can't wait for him to put this in to google translate and it comes out as
“Pale ladies own parallel cats”
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Feb 19, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions 15 recs
lol
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lol
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 19, 2012 5:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This is one of the funniest things I've read on LSB.
Well done.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Feb 22, 2012 12:18 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
i'm fuckin rolling right now....lol
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Heh..I've actually heard someone say that about Asians heh
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So it begins
Knox is on red alert
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
yup
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This is so awesome
You should come to the tailgate.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 19, 2012 5:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
He put this on AZ Snakepit
Do baseball players like sushi or beef at all? All the articles i read usually say baseball players love fried chickens like that one article about Boston Red Sox players who always eat fried chickens at the clubhouse.
LOLOLOL
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 19, 2012 5:13 PM CST via mobile reply actions
297.18
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 19, 2012 5:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
All I did was multiply 7.62 and 39
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
If those crazy ninja and samauri bitches didn't kill him I'm sure he'll have no problem with a few cowgirls.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This is what Yu should avoid.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
THat's my wife you're talking about
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
It looks like Ken Stabler autographed her back.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Uh yeah...she's like 6 years old.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 20, 2012 11:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
He did more than that, trust me
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
You bet your ass he did.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I am saddened by the fact that it is slightly possible that this is just an iorange555 bit.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
by jonthefon on Feb 20, 2012 12:17 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
There's no fucking way he's this funny
No. Fucking. Way.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I always wondered
whether those “I’m so sorry, Orange” posts were a bit
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I clicked this post because it's been recced a ton
Saw “Hi I’m new here,” and immediately thought “uh oh…”
Texas
I got a ranch in downtown Dallas
Buy diamonds by the ton
Chase cuties in my Cadillac
And drill oil wells just for fun
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But when it comes to boots, I need a deal,
That’ll fit me right, toe t’ heel.
So I get my boots at…
"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan
WESTERN WAREHOUSE
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I buy my wife dresses from "The Dress Barn"
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 7:58 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
And for fun...
I go to Norhtern Oklahoma to watch Dallas Cowboy games with teachers who couldn’t grade a paper if they wanted to.
and enjoy some genuine bobcat stew?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
His second post was so much better
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
I love how he puts his links in Block Quotes
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 7:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
oh how the fuck did I miss this post?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
heh lol...u mad
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I CAN'T FUCKING SEE THE PIC !
seriously tho. i cannot.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
SON OF A BITCH
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
RAGE BUILDING
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Between the title, the amount of recs, and the fact that it's from a poster you've probably never heard of before...
I’m not sure.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
truth but its gold
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
he make similar post on AZ Diamondbacks site....
fried chicken…BoSox….heh
yes John Lackey….the pride of UTA eating fried chicken, drinking a few buds, playing some grand theft auto in the clubhouse….
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