2/2/12 OT
by jam0152 on Feb 2, 2012 7:03 AM CST
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I didn't hate the challenge like AJM did (though I agree at this level, I want to see their cooking abilities in focus, not this other stuff), but PeeWee was a beating. Why in the world did they chose PeeWee? And why doesn't Paul Reubens look any older? AND WHY DID HE MAKE THEM COOK CHICKEN?
In the end, though, the right one went home. I hope Beverly doesn't make it back on.
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helmet i commented on yesterday (silver TT)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Meh
It’s ok.
I wish we just stay with red/black and black/black.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Probably TTU or BU
I’m not sure yet.
Odds are that I’ll be a fourth generation Red Raider.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Why?
Just curious?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I've heard
And I don’t care.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Academically, it does.
You don’t care about it’s academics? Why are you even going to college?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I disagree
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't know anything that TTU does that another school doesn't do better
Just looking within or near Texas…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Just because it doesn't do anything better than any local schools
Doesn’t mean it’s a bad school
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
But why would you opt for a far inferior alternative?
I don’t get it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Because I want to go to Texas Tech
That’s my stupid, irrational reason.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Your loss, bud.
Hope it works out still, but interesting reasoning lol
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Apparently logic and TTU don't go together
Josey…
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What are you going to study?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You'll be successful wherever you go as long as you put forth the effort
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Stop rationalizing choosing shitty schools.
You increase your odds of success with better schools.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You do realize that not everyone has their freaking choice of any school to attend, right?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Of course I do
But GFF hasn’t told me he doesn’t.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
And I had a pretty wide range of schools to choose from
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You opted for OSU over superior alternatives
I will never agree with your decision, but luckily it’s not mine to make.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I just don't enjoy the idea of pissing over someone's choice of where to attend school.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
No different than pissing on someone's choice of where to live or where
to work.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Right
But what I’m saying is that not everyone has the same likes/dislikes/parameters for the life as those around them.
It just seems to me to be very snobbish to judge someone on their specific choices like that, as if you’re looking down on them for not doing something you think is “substandard” when in fact it’s perfectly legit according to theirs.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
If their goal is to be successful career wise,
then they made a poor decision.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
lol
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---Merlin Olsen
OSU
Average base salary $52,855
Full-time graduates employed at graduation 67.7% – High
UT:
Salary
Average base salary $95,221
Full-time graduates employed at graduation 64.8% – Medium
Grad school comparisons
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Did he have his choice of UT?
Because it’s not the easiest school to get into.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Also, how about how much each school costs now?
Including cost of living, etc…
The cost of going to college right now is getting to the point where, depending on what degree or job occupation you desire, it isn’t worth it.
So the marginal benefit of UT over OSU or TTU may not cover the cost of going. Cheaper may be better, as weird as that seems.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I made my choice because I felt I would be successful here
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---Merlin Olsen
We've talked about it
I still think it was silly. But it’s your life.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yep I doubt we will ever agree
I am happy with my decision
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---Merlin Olsen
My Dads degree seems to have quite a bit of value
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Business
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Go to McCombs at UT
Best business school in state.
Top 10 in the country.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That's my hope.
Otherwise I’m aiming for McCoy at Texas State.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
McCombs is the shit as far as Texas goes.
I hope you get in. I wonder if Beau could help at all…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Because ideally we'd like to move to South Austin area.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
If you can get in to McCombs or TTU
There is zero reason to not choose McCombs
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Im probably
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Im probably not getting a business degree
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I would like to be an architect.
So probably Architecture.
Tech has a good architecture program, though I would probably go to Rice for architecture school of I could get in (#2 program in the country).
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I hope to be able to.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's terrible reasoning.
He is a success because of himself, but that doesn’t mean TTU had anything to do with it.
Going to a better school gives you a better chance of being successful with your own skills/convictions…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Most employers don't give shit about where you went to school
unless it’s something special like Harvard
I know plenty who would give much more merit to UT over TTU
A majority of various HR peeps I know.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I went to Tarleton State and have been offered every single
job I have ever interviewed for. It’s about the individual.
I think this is a bit naive.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
The key is getting an interview, which is easier I assume if UT is on the resume
I realize there are much better schools, but most people aren’t walking into 6 figure jobs no matter where they went to school.
My whole point is this.
Same person, all else being equal, will have a better chance of success with UT on his resume vs TSU or TTU, for example.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I don't know why I assume this line of logic should be so
simply and universally understood. I’m guessing some people don’t grasp it (not you) – I just always assume people think logically
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Fresh out of college
probably so. Ten years down the road less likely.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Why do we keep providing qualifiers to the situation?
Even down the road, a small amount is still a small amount.
There exists a very simple, baseline, marginal improvement in odds of success by choosing a better school.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Even this is subject to a lot of variance though.
Some fields (e.g., the law) are populated with folks who are highly obsessed with pedigree, for better or for worse. Obviously, this is more true for the most sought-after jobs within the legal field.
And let me make clear that I think the obsession with pedigree is, on balance, unjustified.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I do see that with large firms
the smaller-midsize firms don’t seem to care as much. I know the worst workers I have had were tier 1 grads… entitled lazy assholes mostly
All else wasn't equal though at least for me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh yeah I see that now
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I could have gone to Wake Forest, TCU, SMU, or Baylor
(I think those are the highest rated business schools I applied to).
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yes
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Finance right now
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Good. I'm biased towards accounting
but it’s not for everyone. A minor in accounting is a good choice with finance.
What's so hard to understand, boy?
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I made the decision for me so you don't have to understand it
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An undergraduate degree is vastly devalued when compared to our parents' degrees.
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So sad but true
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I'd write you a bitchin' letter of rec for Baylor.
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Sweet
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Then you would write awesome things about me at ODB, riiiight?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What was your undergrad degree?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
BBA in Economics
BA in History
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Hahaha
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He's Gay for Feliz!
What the fuck else do you guys need to know?
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Go to Mizzou and carry on the family legacy. ;)
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
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Crazy ass Russians
This is how the KHL’s leading scorer does things when he gets pissed off
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He's in Russia by choice
I don’t think he cares.
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Doesn't look like an accident to me
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by jonas m. on Feb 2, 2012 8:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
This is going to be awful.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I know how to get things started off right.....
Ahem……
Chili…..beans or no beans?!?!
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions
I don't eat chili
/thread
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions
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Totally serious
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
i don't have a strong opinion about it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
OK seriously. You have the worst opinions ever.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
(eyeroll)
Yes, I live a sad, lonely, blowjob-and-chili-free existence.
Seriously. Chili sucks.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions
I actually think the chili opinion might be worse than the blowjob opinion.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Dude I know plenty of people who don't like chili
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
does not compute
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I bet they always had beans in it, then
if it has beans in it, it’s a stew, not chili.
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You’re turning it away?
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"That girl wants to do WHAT to my WHAT?!?"
“I’ll have none of it.”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
x
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The incredulous gifs are some of my favorites
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Chili
1. Is usually greasy as fuck.
2. Gives you heartburn/acid reflux.
3. Gives you horrible chili breath.
4. Tastes like Taco Bell meat.
5. Has been used for decades to ruin perfectly good hot dogs.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
then you've never had good chili
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Truth
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
greasy?
excuse me?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I know, right?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Taco Bell meat?
I think you’re thinking of Hormel.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
No, no, no, no, and perhaps but still probably no.
Chili is not something I’d ever think to describe as greasy (we’re talking non-fast-food division here)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Chicago-style
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
This sub thread is heading south quickly
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Josey won't be happy.
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by LSJ on Feb 2, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
It appears jam was correct
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
we can all blame GoSF
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I blame the lack of baseball and any
baseball related news.
That being said, I accept all blame and responsibility for this thread.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
It's not even 9 am and both hot dogs and chili are being talked about negatively.
it’s just going to be a long subthread. Feelings will be hurt.
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It also uses false advertising
Chili isn’t cold.
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by LSJ on Feb 2, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
Alright, let's just get it out of the way
Things I don’t like that apparently the whole goddamn world does:
1. Chili
2. Coffee
3. Hot Cocoa (it’s tolerable, but I don’t want to voluntarily drink it)
4. Cinnamon rolls
5. French toast
Rabble away, LSB culinary masters.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
I can't stand coffee either
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I've worked at a couple of different coffee shops
and I loved the smell of freshly ground coffee….but the taste? Ballsack.
I get my caffeine fix from soda.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
I'm in the same boat as far as the taste goes.
My dad made a giant pot every morning so the smell was always comforting. Never cared for the taste. Ditto beer.
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Try a cup of Jamacian blue mountain reserve from a french press
you can thank me later
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by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
why reserve over Estate/Cuvée?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
All I can say is it tastes better to me
I like big deep robust flavors.
You guys.
I like where your mind is at.
fair enough
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
did the world just implode?
WTF ?
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Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Coffee is understandable
French toast too… I like it but I can see why somebody wouldn’t. But the rest of it…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
French toast I can live with if someone cooks it for me
but I’d easily prefer pancakes or waffles.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
I mostly agree
Sometimes I want French Toast, but generally I’d pick either of the other two.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Coffee sucks..
you don’t like blowies either, right?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
We're keeping this to food
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
hah right..
Well, I don’t like popcorn.. can’t stand it.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
what is this I don't even
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I worked at a movie theater when I was 17..
So much popcorn.. all the time.. the smell.. blah..
Haven’t had a single piece of popcorn since I quit. The smell is sickening to me now
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Ok, that makes a little more sense.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Yup
Seems like if you work with something all day or know how it’s prepared, it loses its appeal.
I’ll certainly never eat CiCi’s cheese bread ever again (shudder).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
Ballpark hot dogs do this to me
I had to pick up something from SportsService at the ballpark and they were having a massive hot dog wrapping session. It smelled horrible
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Buttered popcorn jelly bellys.
Bad idea, or worst idea ever?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Worst idea ever
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Those are delicious
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They're awesome.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Those are my favorite ones.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
With you on this.
Get sick when I eat it (though it’s probably the fake butter).
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
Not a big fan
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
racist
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
I don't like coffee either
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You forgot bjs
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
FRENCH TOAST?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
French toast?
Do you just not like sweet things? Or life?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I don't eat chili unless I make it myself (at least had a hand in making it).
So I kinda get where you’re coming from here. There is a lot of terrible chili out there.
Come to think of it, I haven’t made chili in a long time.
That sounds awesome.
The last chili I had was made from leftover brisket and andouille.
Nom
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
god i'm soo hungry now lol
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I was just thinking this.
Early lunch it is.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
Refried beans: beans or no beans?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I prefer my
refried beans bean free.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Flan: beans or no beans?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
So the groundhog saw his shadow
Here are the top ten Groundhog Day movies of all time
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
How many people watch Groundhog Day on Groundhog Day?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Not enough.
Someone needs to make a gif of Bill Murray punching Ned Reyerson in the face. I’m sure it’s out there and it would be quite hilarious and useful.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Best part of that movie.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Too fast...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
STILL REC'D!
it’s awesome
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm gonna get blasted for this but.....
I’ve never seen Groundhog Day….
I know I should but I’ve just never gotten around to it……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
its not that great
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
(record scratch)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
i'm serious...it kinda sucks
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Definitely one of those...
that’s great if you grew up with it (i.e. Goonies, Princess Bride etc)…but doesn’t hold up well if you missed it at first.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 2, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
Dude, I didn't see The Princess Bride until my sophomore year of college
and I fucking loved it. Groundhog Day was at least high school before I saw it. Love it too.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
I am no longer quite as upset with you
I love The Princess Bride
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
goonies.....princess bride
all GREAT MOVIES ! I don’t have terrible opinions about most movies. Just Groundhog Day.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
One the best movies ever.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, similar story here.
Replace Sophomore with Freshman and I could write this exact same post.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Groundhog Day is great now too
As long as you’re a Bill Murray guy. Its a crappy plot, but its all about watching Bill Murray deal with it.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I think its a great plot
That is my favorite comedy of all time in part b/c it has so much more depth than the usual comedy
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
That's very un-dude of you
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
well I usually say GD and lebowshi would be tied at the top
one can smoke out and love TBL, GD requires more thought to appreciate
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
Maybe its just because its been played out so much in the 90s and 00s with TV episodes
but I don’t find the plot to be anything special. Its how Bill Murray deals with repeating one day of his life every day that makes the movie so great to me.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I hate both of those movies.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Goonies is one of the most overrated movies of all time.
But Princess Bride is money.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
my wife hates goonies but I grew up w/ it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
How can anyone overrate a childhood movie?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
People overrate them
because they are childhood movies. I overrate Commando as the purest example of its genre because my brothers and I grew up loving it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
When you say people are you saying a younger generation or our generation?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
Ours
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Commando really is not appreciated as much as it should be
That kind of senseless violence is almost a lost art these days.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I may avoid that movie for the rest of my life
to preserve my chilhood love for it
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
It gets better with age
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I watched it again last year for the first time since I was a kid.
It was really cheesy, but still completely awesome.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I don't think goonies holds up well either
like lost boys and so many movies I had fond memories of until I saw them again
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
Lost Boys…loved that movie when I was a kid. We snuck in to see it at the dollar theater, but man it was awesome.
Watching it recently it really is pretty bad though.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I'll agree here,
but I still can’t make myself believe they suck.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Goonies actually does come off as pretty overrated to me.
Still at least mildly entertaining.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN ACT INCREDULOUS ABOUT ANYONE'S BAD OPINIONS.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Wrong
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
terrible
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
I'll agree.
It’s fine but it’s not OH MY GOD RUN SEE IT NOW good.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I didn't even know it existed until just now
The wikipedia description of the plot sounds uninspiring, although I’m sure watching the fun parts unfold would be… fun.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 2, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 2, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The most interesting thing I've learned is that in the Supernatural time loop episode where they keep waking up to Asia's "Heat of the Moment" is probably a callback to Groundhog Day.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 2, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
Dude....
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
How's it going everybody?
Stupid roommate making me wake up at 7:30 to work out.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
What's up, Bob?
I could use a vacation or some baseball………
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 8:17 AM CST up reply actions
Amen, man.
I’m going to be very busy the next 3-4 weeks at least… plus I’m hoping to actually get a job so I can use this degree I’m getting in May. So much going on.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Tell him to fuck off or you'll get your excercise beating him to death
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 2, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions
Imagine HufPo posting something like this
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/27/intelligence-study-links-prejudice_n_1237796.html
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm shocked. Shocked!
Seriously though the guy that did the study sounds a little prejudiced himself.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
I can't even read Huffington Post anymore, and I'm as liberal as they come
The agenda is just transparent as hell. Which, even when you agree with/support it, gets tiresome.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions
Am I the only one that didn't know they were owned by Fox?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Rupert Murdoch is a genius.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I thought they were owned by AOL?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions
Err right
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I want to show you something; it's my shocked face.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
Saw an article yesterday on msnbc.com
saying that surgeons are “possibly” making less errors because they’re playing more video games, which utilize the same methods of hand-eye coordination & motor skills. Maybe this generation currently teenagers will all be surgeons!
by Apes and Androids on Feb 2, 2012 8:19 AM CST reply actions
Until they're like "ok I'm bored with this game... let's try to glitch it!"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Or expect a 1-Up!
I should have had more lives!
by Apes and Androids on Feb 2, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions
Ugh, the difficulty curve on here is terrible.
Make one little mistake and you fail the level, and you don’t even get to try again!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
up up down down left right left right B A start
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Was that the only 2 player game back in the day?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Super Dodgeball was fucking awesome
by blakethegr8 on Feb 2, 2012 11:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Super Mario Bros.
As far as two players at the same time?
10 yard fight
Kung Fu
Tennis
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You could play 2 player on Kung Fu?
The sounds in that game are forever tattooed in my head.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Bitches don't know 'bout my RCR.
Everyone who never played this game needs to correct that immediately.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This game is the business.
Anytime I see Austin called River City, I immediately think of this game.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 2, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
ABACABB
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
heh....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions
Yep
When my brother applied to histology school, he was asked to list his hobbies on the application. After he was accepted, the school told him that they considered his video game playing a plus in the application process, because of that very reason.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I am the streakiest MW3 player alive
First round, I open up 0-8. Eventually I crawl my way back to a (slightly) more respectable 7-13.
Second round, same lobby, I finish 15-3. Two of the deaths come from killstreaks landing on teammates (I always play Ricochet).
I’ve noticed it seems to hinge on that first encounter. If I get the kill the first time I encounter an enemy, then I get to a good position and can stay oriented. If I die, then I spend another 5 mins trying to get in position and usually end up getting shot in the back alot.
Anybody else notice something like this?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I traded in MW3 and got BF3
I was severely disappointed with the latest installment of MW.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I've always preferred Battlefield over COD
It drives me crazy that you’re so limited in the COD games, always having to follow another character.
Battlefield 1 & 2 allowed you some freedom to choose where to go and how to accomplish the task…didn’t hold your hand so much. I heard BF3 got rid of that, though, and is now like the COD games.
Crysis 2 was awesome IMO…you could go just about anywhere and accomplish the mission any way you wanted.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 2, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
The campaign in COD has become absolutely worthless
It’s basically a bunch of first person cutscenes.
Like most people, I’m only in it for the multiplayer. If you get online with a group of friends/players you know, it’s a ton of fun. But playing in a lobby full of strangers can usually result in some of the most awful online experiences you can possibly have.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
This is why I play NHL 12 online
But playing in a lobby full of strangers can usually result in some of the most awful online experiences you can possibly have.
If you wait until 1-2 am on the weekends the drunk Canadians (particularly the French) come out. Hilarity ensues.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Hah!
Reminds me of when I was playing Halo 2 online a few years back. Somehow ended up in a lobby full of quebecois.
We were out in the open when all the sudden I hear shouts of “bon-SHEE! bon-SHEE!”
And I’m like “lolwut? What’s a bonshe…oh FUCK, you mean Banshee-” (zap, dead)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
Hahahaha....
Exactly!
The last one I came in contact with had been drinking since 5 pm. He kept saying “fuck YOU Peee Kayy SubbAAAAAn” and talking about how hard he’s trying to focus while slurring with a french accent then swearing profusely in french.
It was a good time.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Well I'm fairly new to Battefield.
I’m not very good. I have a couple of friends I play online with, but most of the time it’s just in a random game with random players. Right now, I’m the guy everyone wishes would leave the room.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Hi everybody!
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
"If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!"
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
"The kneebone's connected to the...something.
The something’s connected to the… red thing. The red thing’s connected to my wrist watch… Uh oh.."
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions
hey dr. nick
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
that mavs game last night was terrible
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
twas very very bad
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
lol
delete 31(!!!) accounts from my credit history/report.
score goes up 2 points.
lolwut
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
haha....wtf
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
i know
going to wait and see if it is a lagging thing or not.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i think it might be
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
wait 60-90 days
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
thank you sir
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Happy UIL realignment day, everyone.
This was a huge day for me in high school. We moved from 4A to 5A prior to my junior year. I bet you Highland Park is the biggest school in 4A this time around.
They will be in 5A next time around
when we finally get a 6A bracket.
by Jose Cardenal on Feb 2, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
So, you guys, we're making chicken and waffles today at work.
I’m cautiously optimisic. I love chicken and waffles, but I typically don’t trust food cooked by other people.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Had some chicken and waffles at IHOP a couple of days ago
It was a good.
Although I dunno about co-worker food. That can turn out pretty sketchy, and you’ve got to eat it or dispose of it discretely, or shit gets dramatic.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
Exactly.. It's one thing if it's back home when I know most of the people have been exposed to southern cooking..
but out here, surrounded by a bunch of damn northerners and sketchy folks… not too sure.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
mit gravy?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not sure.. just saw the sign that said chicken and waffles..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
well, HAVING I guess would be the better word..
it’s a stupid little fundraiser thing
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Is it chicken inside waffles
or just chicken and waffles on the same plate
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Chicken on waffles.
Topped with syrup.
Gladys Knight’s Chicken and Waffles….someday I need to eat there.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
some use a redeye gravy
which sounds awesome to me
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oooh....that does sound good
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
I know I would like them at the same time
but I don’t know how to feel about chicken on my waffles with syrup all over it.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Do you like Maple Bacon?
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Drooooooool....
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
nope
I’m not a bacon fan /BTO
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
OH MY GOD THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Ok, this EEEEEEASILY trumps my opinion on chili
Bacon is a gift to mankind from our dear sweet Lord.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
Irony
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
i agree
i mean its bacon we’re talkin about
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Moe doesn't like it either
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Moe is a girl
Their opinions don’t matter.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
I couldn't be with someone that doesn't like bacon.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
You know I get why bigtill does this
Its kind of funny knowing you’re about to post something everyone will hate you for, but the truth is the truth.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
If ever there were a time for the Jacksonville fan gif...........
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
I don't even....
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Wow.
What in the holy fuck is happening here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You and I both
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I ate a chicken and waffle sandwich in the park the other day.
It was the first time I’d ever had the combination. I don’t think I liked it. Waffle was too sweet.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
jesus christ.. hurry the fuck up opening day...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 8:48 AM CST reply actions
I would just be content with some spring training
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Three days into ST
is when the "jesus christ.. hurry the fuck up opening day… " posts really pick up in intensity.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
don't even care..
It’s baseball
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Our roster is pretty much set
Spring training is basically just gonna be debating the merits of Luis Hernandez vs. Alberto Gonzalez and praying nobody important gets hurt or sucks ass.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 2, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
Interesting to see
how some of the guys with camp invites do before getting sent to minor league camp…
Mid-February to the end of March is the worst sports time of the year for me
I never have been able to get in to basketball on any level. Guess I could try hockey.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
Hockey is where its at
altho I’m a huge Mavs fan as well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Yep, it's the doldrums
no playoffs yet, early golf… March Madness bores me to tears.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
is this the POST YOUR BAD OPINIONS thread or what?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
apparently so....just blame Jam
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
jeez jam
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Shocked indignation meme is shocked and indignant
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
this is impossible
March Madness bores me to tears.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
Unless you don't really care about college sports
Or basketball.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
I don't really care about basketball
I love March Madness (first few rounds, at least. It tends to drag on a little long for my taste)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
The nature of a knockout tournament is awesome
I’m not much of a college sports fan and usually only watch basketball when it’s the Mavs, but I really enjoy March Madness
always great upsets....love it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Very, very possible
I like to follow the storylines of a league (who’s injured, who’s over-performing, who is the surprise team, who is the overrated team, etc). But with March Madness, I simply can’t follow or feel like I really know anything about more than a few dozen teams.
And basketball just doesn’t do it for me in general.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
basketball is third-borderline-fourth tier sport for me
and I really only follow UNT. I get excited about the tourney when we win our conference and get in, but otherwise, meh.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Those are the only games I really watch too
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Yeah, I mean, sure I'll watch Baylor as long as they're in it
but I could really not give less of a fuck who wins between a bunch of ACC or Big East teams.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
Same here
I cannot get interested in March Madness
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
what is wrong with you people
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know, man. I just don't know.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
College sports in general bore me
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Same
Give me the elite of the elite anyday.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
college basketball certainly does
I like football more, but I find myself caring less about it with each passing year.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
the commercialization and such are tiresome
but I think it’s also overload for me. From signing day to televised spring practices to year-long conversations about Heisman hopefuls, it’s all just gotten to where I’d rather just chose to focus on NFL and catch a college game when I feel like it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Signing day is absolutely obscene
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
It's not even the carcass of a horse at this point
but the BCS certainly doesn’t do college football any favors in my estimation.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions
Not sure
BTO here, but I can’t get into NBA basketball, but I love the tournament. Possibly has more to do with brackets and gambling, but March Madness is awesome
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I'll watch the Mavs playoff games, but I can't deal with regular season basketball.
It does nothing for me.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Pretty much this.
I tried to tune in last night, but found Robert Irvine’s tough English love too irresistible. I tried to get upset about the no call on Dirk, but then I remembered referees are dumb. It’ll just come easier once the playoffs get here.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i was mini-raging.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
I do that for hockey when I know it absolutely doesn't matter.
Never been able to for the Mavs.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
nothing makes me rage like basketball.
nba and college are further down my sports love list than others, but none of them make me rage like basketball.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
Baseball easily pisses me off more than any other sport
“WTF UMP THAT WAS RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE P-(gargle gag ragechoking)…!!!!”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
What the hell is going on today?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
How do you mean?
Is it loading all weird for you?
Because SBN in general has been doing that off and on for me for like the last month (although not really lately). Think their code has been a bit whacked or something.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 2, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
LSB's been struggling for me all morning
Keeps showing my posts twice, and every time I hit ‘z’ it brings me back to my own post.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
refresh the page
its that double post that isnt really a double post error/broken thing
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I know, but i've refreshed the page like 8 times already
It works for a while, then starts doing it again.
I closed the window, restarted Internet Exploder, still no dice.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
Woke up, maids cleaning my apartment, I'm on my treadmill with my laptop mounted up
top and Coming to America on the TV in front of me.
Today could be worse :)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
you do the whole treadmill desk thing?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
nice
didnt know you did a walking desk
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
TV in front of me and a laptop desk
Makes it easier to work out
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yeah
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Dennis Reynolds indeed
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
That's what I'm saying.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You share a certain smugness and vanity.
But you’re way nicer and more likeable.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't think Dennis would work hard enough to have the need for a laptop by a treadmill
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
x
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You have a treadmill in your closet?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 2, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
Hahahah
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
How could you possibly read/control the laptop while jogging. You must be stopping, seems like it’d be better to just run harder for less time then get on the comp.
However, I’m a big fan of entertainment saturation and I could use some time on a treadmill so… more power to you, heh.
It's velcro'ed down
And my back has been hurt the past month, so I usually walk fast pace at max incline since I’m trying to lose weight.
If I were running, it would be simply to play movies, but I’m walking fast so it’s velcro’ed down and easy
A burden should never be something out of your control.
how long are you walking?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
yeah i need to get on that.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
busy week.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Excuses
You have to work around that or you’re gonna fail
A burden should never be something out of your control.
oh yeah i know
dont get me wrong, its nothing other than an excuse.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Then quit making excuses
and get in the game
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
People run marathons in less time than I've been at work today.
Is it lunch time yet?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
That challenge was pretty cringeworthy.
Thought Paul’s food looked the best.
by LiamP on Feb 2, 2012 9:29 AM CST via mobile reply actions
So glad he's still in it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
We immedietely hooked up my laptop to the TV to watch Last Chance Kitchen
And it ends without telling you who’s coming back….bastards
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Anyone else catch the dunk fest in Utar last night?
Jeebus, that was an impressive show even by Lob City standards.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
13 days...
Hurry the fuck up, kid. I got Eleventy godzillion people calling me and asking me when you’re getting here.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Tell them to mind their own business
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Felt mine kick for the first time yesterday
He’s gonna be a socca playa…
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I was sleeping the other night while mama was being big spoon...
Felt that fucking kick me right in my back.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Sorry to hear that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Soccer is actually the best sport to get small kids in...
It expends energy and is pretty barbaric so they don’t have to learn much.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I kid.
Soccer’s the perfect sport for little kids, you’re right. I loved playing soccer, but my bumpkin ass town didn’t have it past like fourth grade little league, then you had to go join private leagues in Denton.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Indoor is some of the most fun I've had playing a sport.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
^^^This
I got to sit in a penalty box once for accidentally body checking a kid. It was awesome.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Was gonna put Lil Witt #1 in soccer this spring
His exact words: “Dad, I really just want to play t-ball again. I like it better”
/tears
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I played soccer and T-ball/Baseball.
I was better at soccer but I hated it because my coach always made me play defense.
I sucked at baseball but it was at least fun.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Make your kid the next prodigy in whatever sport
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nah...He'll only play the sports he wants to play...
I’ll have no influence. And every year we’ll sit down before the season starts and discuss if he really wants to play that year.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
What if he wants to do ballet and tap?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Or be a Jedi?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hey...hey....nothing wrong with that....
My son was convinced he was a Jedi when he was 4 because he went through Jedi Training at Disney World…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
I have no problem with it
Bigtill on the other hand…
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well then I'll just be content in the fact that he won't lose his virginity until he's 30.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Herschel Walker did ballet.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 2, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
Only part of him was into it
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Meh no bigs.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You just want him to suck don't you?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nope...
Just want the desire to be there. Too many fucking parents these days live vicariously through there kids so much that sports become work for them. He’s not my fucking meal ticket, he’s my kid. And he can do what he wants.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I'm messing with you
That’s exactly how I would handle it.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I know you are.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You speak the truth though
I’ve seen so many kids have to play sports because of the parents. Pretty sad and the kids always hate it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I can understand why though...
A lot of parents think that if their kid is good enough it will pay for college. Well if you took all that money that you spent on lessons and gas and equipment over 18 years, you could send that fuck to Harvard and you’d have a kid that doesn’t resent you for being a fuckhead.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Some of these people spend 10 grand a year for their kid's respective sport.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
So you'd get a couple years of Harvard maybe
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Once you get to a competitive level of any sport, it's hard not to
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
To spend $10k?
Fuck that. Maybe tennis or hockey. Other sports, no.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Travel = $$$$$
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Maybe not 10, but it isn't cheap.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Tennis, golf, hockey, and soccer for sure
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You can play elite soccer without spending that
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Maybe not 10k but you spend a large amount of money
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Meh, a few grand for an elite sport aint no thing
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm sure gymnastics cost quite a bit
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Baseball, sure.
Select teams spend that per person on travel alone.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Harvard is fuck expensive.
It’s why if anybody ever tries to tell you that Bill Gates was a rags to riches story you should punch them in the face.
I went to an Ivy League school and my dad
is a truck driver and mom doesn’t work. So this concept that you have to be rich to go to an Ivy League school is just completely wrong.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
See, this would be funny if I was bringing up something random
but I’m not. You made an incorrect, generalized statement that I corrected.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You corrected it for yourself, which I have yet to find a fuck to give about.
Generally speaking, it’s not truck driver children that make it into Ivy league schools.
And you're going on what statistics?
Perception? Good solid foundation there, bub.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Because logically, an education that costs a quarter of a million dollars
is going to be filled with children of parents with 5 digit yearly incomes. Even look solely at the average income that graduates of those schools make and that Ivy Leagues tend to admit fairly significant number of legacy students should suggest that at least a significant portion of the students come from a wealthy background.
Of course, nobody is as smart as you and certainly couldn’t have found this.
Quick summary: Financial aid is provided for “needy” students like everywhere else. “Needy” students at Harvard have parents whose average income is 6 figures. “Non-needy” students are still the majority of the student population.
You don’t absolutely need to have rich parents to go but that doesn’t change the fact that Ivy League schools are filled with privileged children. Anything that costs that much, even taking into account the aid of scholarships, is going to largely occupied by wealthy families.
25% of each incoming class
have parents that make only 5-figures combined.
90-95% of them receive financial aid.
Of that aid, it is a loan free package.
Calculation:
Budget ($55k) – Estimated Family Contribution from FAFSA (was $10k for me) = Grant Money ($45k)
Go fuck off with your idiotic opinions about Ivy League schools.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
25% is pretty small
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
But I guarantee you not as small
as Ag’s perception, or most people’s.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Not to mention that the fact that there exist
significant salary and cost of living discrepancies between the South and the Northeast, for example, when a good deal of students come from the Northeast.
Making a combined $100k in a two-parent household in the NE is not rare.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Truck driver?
I ain’t no truck driver, I’m a janitor. I just bought this truck straight cash! I’m rich, biatch!
You guys are taking me way too literally...
So let’s call it SFASU.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Kids don't always hate it
But if they continue to complain, I’d find another sport and then stop trying.
I’m not going to take my kid out of a sport the first fucking time he has a bad game or doesn’t have fun.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I meant more if the parents are forcing their kids to play a sport
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well I'm sure as hell forcing my kid to play until he's 10 or so
He or she can get over it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Good answer.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Good man.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
What's the point of having kids
if there’s no chance of them being famous
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
If abortions give you a guilty conscience?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Not really
If anything, he’ll be an Olympic curler.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Boy neets curl
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Good idea...
Poorly executed.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Fucking typos
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Maybe you can train him for the Hearts Championship while you're at it.
/Canada
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
my wife was in labor for 20 hours brosef
that was nothing compared to some.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Mine was 4 hours with the first
and 2 with the second.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
This is what I'm shooting for.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Just be careful
The second was so fast we barely made it to the hospital on time.
I was almost delivering a baby on the side of the road.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
That's hot.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
30+ with the first one
About 6 with the second.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
sister-in-law just did a 30+ hour labor
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
With our first, we went two nights without sleep because of labor...
hospital sent us home the first night….ended up back in the hospital the next night and she was born at 5:30 the next morning….
Still a great experience that I’d do all over again…..
Bigtill…….ENJOY SLEEP NOW!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
this !
my sleep is non existant.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Need help finding a good executive desk under $500...
Something like this:
http://www.staples.com/Harvard-Collection-Executive-Desk/product_BI2130
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah that is my go to unless I find alternatives
A burden should never be something out of your control.
get something better than fucking staples benji
ask here:
ask.metafilter.com
or go on reddit.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Help me find something then
I might not need the desk after 4 months
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This is not benji enough, I use the LC6 table from DWR
great for a home office
http://www.dwr.com/product/lc6-table.do?from=Search
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
nevermind
just read the 4 month thing, but even then you would just have a dining table
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
I love it but the damn italian glass top weighs 600 lbs +/-
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
yes, it is fuck-all heavy glass
I am re-arranging some furniture within my house (desk included) and I’m going to have to hire movers. The glass is only half an inch or so but it is one type of dense Italian glass. I have never seen 3 guys lift it so it may only be in 500 range but it is crazy heavy
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
have seen 3 guys
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
that is fantastic
it is also 2k+
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
there are reproductions for around 1K
I don’t know about quality, but then again it is steel and glass so I can’t imagine they are that bad
http://www.shopseating.com/product_p/sh039.htm
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
i want the one you linked
thats an AWESOME looking table/desk.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
im waiting for the 220$ one from CES
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
naw its not a galaxy tab
maybe an asus
i think it was 250ish too
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Anybody into Vocal Trance music?
Just getting into it…perfect at work. Any recommendations? I’m loving Above & Beyond, OceanLab, Nadia Ali, and Samantha James. Curious what else is out there.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 2, 2012 9:35 AM CST reply actions
Nadia Ali
Is that the girl from Iio?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
Police persons
Got a question for you.
We had some trespassers on our land recently. Cops told us they wouldn’t go out there because there was a gun present (dad took gun just in case when he was told we had multiple trespassers by my cousin). Does that make sense at all? They just wait til somebody potentially gets shot?
Ended up not mattering, just a group of dumbass kids but that just seemed stupid to me.
The game wardens may be a better call.
Especially if the kids have guns. Just tell them you think they may be poaching.
Game warden is pretty far away if I remember correctly.
We have a deputy up the street just couldn’t get a hold of him at first.
Cousin took a photo of one of the kids and a sheriff deputy started asking around with some kids he news. Found out who it was and showed up at their house.
A bit odd
Our dispatchers will ask the caller to put the gun away when the police arrive. They usually stay in phone contact in such situations. But I work in a city where this is usually a burglary in progress or some such.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
We've had issues with people maiming and killing livestock in my area.
My first thought would be that they are out there to fuck with our cattle or horses. My second thought would be that I better not be liable if the bull kills them because he is one mean mother fucker.
x
Hmmm.
Well, just search TX Penal Code Chapter 9 and Chapter 30
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Think my interview went well this morning
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
When he asked you where you see yourself in 5 years did you say "Doin' your...son?"
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
They actually asked that question and it was a lady interviewing me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
We cleaned the keyboards at work and unscrewed all the keys. .
It was totally acceptable to mix the keys up when we put them back, right?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
you did what now?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
Unscrewed the keys to clean inside of the keyboard (IT WAS NASTY)
But we put some of the keys back in the wrong place.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
why did you do that?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
Because it was funny.
I never use that keyboard.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
no, i mean, why did you take all the keys off of keyboards?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
To clean the inside of the keyboard.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
who requested that you do this?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
Our boss.
Told us it was a good idea to clean them.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
oh fuck that noise
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
A ton of junk gets inside most keyboard designs..
Flip your keyboard over and knock it on the desk a couple times..
Or, if you work for a big godless corporation
Go get another free one.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Thats what you do when you spill a soft drink on it
damn that ruins keyboards. I had a relatively expensive one at home that I did so too.. keys stuck even after taking them off and soaking them in water.. so I had to soak the whole thing in water and it took about 4 days for it get 100% dry and work again.
...that works?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
It will clean it...
Theres a risk of breaking the keyboard if you plug it in too soon, but if the alternative is throwing it away…
Yep
One of my co-workers had an ergonomic keyboard that I secretly coveted. He left the company this past week to take another job, and when the IT guy was cleaning out his desk, I was like, “hey, mind if I have that keyboard?”
FUCK YEA
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
I want an ergonmic keyboard
I wanted to get one with backlit keys and couldn’t find any. Of course, after looking into it some more, it was pretty obvious that the whole point of ergonomic keyboards is that you don’t need to look at the keys so backlit keys are worthless in that sense. But still, they make it look so cool.
/csb
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
that's what i do
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
I would do this to my ergonomic keyboard when I had it.
Usually once a year. Now that I have a basic board that I can switch out without any delay, I no longer care to waste the time.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Looking closely at my keyboard
this is a job I wouldn’t want to do. I bet there’s some fine filth that makes its way down off people’s grubby little fingers.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It was pretty gross.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
serves those fuckers right for not learning home keys.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i emailed corby a gay or not gay yesterday.
his response was, “Supergay.”
felt like awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Elaborate, please.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
here is my email:
I work in an office and I share a large office with another dude (which is probably gay enough), but about twenty minutes ago his phone started playing Nine Days "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)." Apparently it was random, but the fact that song is on his phone is gay, right?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
Gayer than space.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
supergay
it was fucking loud as all hell.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
I'll take it a step further and say that having music for a ringtone is pretty gay...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
wasn't even a ringtone, it was fucking his pandora or someshit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
Well then I'm tapping the brakes on super gay...
You can’t control what comes on Pandora…Which is reminds me…Pandora sucks.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's the thing though. I hate radio stations. I wanna hear and play what I want.
Granted, it keeps me from hearing new music but I don’t wanna hear new music but I get to hear whatever I want whenever I want.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yeah, if you want a set play list or to listen to a specific artist Spotify wins.
But I’ve been unimpressed with the radio feature.
Begs the question...
You can’t control what comes on Pandora
What kind of porno are we talking about here?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
One with Taylor Swift and a box
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
It's only through LSB
that I have a newfound respect for Taylor Swift and how she is able to keep all the jacked up stuff she is into out of the public spotlight.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Who is this annoying twat on the Musers?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Seriously?
I love her a bit too much. My wife even recognizes the level of my crush on her.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
She's better seen than heard.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Man, she freakin' cracks me up
She did seem over-laughy in that interview but, I almost always have on my Chrissy-colored glasses. She’s walking up and down radio-row doing interviews with the straight-laced and yuck monkeys alike. Probably doesn’t know how to react to each show.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Man, I'm going to have to start paying for music again
now that all the file-sharing sites are down, and the Amazon work-around doesn’t work anymore. Might go back to emusic. Wish there was a service to download albums at 320 kbps.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 2, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
do you NEED to download it?
i use spotify now.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Pay for spotify and you can download it anyway.
They have a free month of the paid service too.. or did a month ago anyway. Ive got to cancel it.. good service but I dont listen to enough music to pay for it.
Darren Aronofsky is seriously making a movie about Noah and the Ark?
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/53204
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Russell Crowe as Noah?
HAHAHAHAHA
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Will there be two hot women having sex in it?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
it's the bible
people be fucking like crazy
you don’t go from 2 to 7billion by being abstinent
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of
two of my really close friends are getting married, and the groom’s parents are devout Catholics and are insisting on a Catholic wedding. I had no idea all the crap you have to do before the wedding just to be married in the church.
Apparently they have like weekly counseling sessions for six months, there are a couple weekend retreats, and then you have to basically interview with the priest to get his OK.
And there’s no way around this, so if you’re already pregnant and trying to sneak one by the church, they’ll figure out eventually and not let you be married as a Catholic. Apparently the six months are for brainwashing people into never considering divorce, never using contraception, and generally teaching newly weds how to create lots of new little Catholics.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oh, and you have to pay for all of these things.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
BIG surprise there.
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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 2, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
It takes just as long to convert to Catholicism, no?
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I don't know.
And I apologize to any Catholics I may offend… it just sounds nutso to me.
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got married in a baptist church and we had counseling maybe 3 sessions and that was it
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Catholic funerals...
scary
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How is anything scarier than weird chanting, incense, and remnants of a 2000 year old empire?
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I'll see your catholic, and raise you pentecostal.
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Point, bigtill
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see your pentecostal and raise you tibetan
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by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
Could have done without this.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
they actually grind up the bones
and mix them in so when the birds are done there is nothing left
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
there is a documentary called "secret towers of the Himalayas"
which shows a sky burial (but never the actual body)
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
It's weird
because now I’m home and I just picked all the meat off a chicken carcass to make a sandwich.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Eating chicken stir fry from last night.
I never realized how easy it was to make.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
Marinated chicken(cut up in cubes) in teriyaki sauce for about 30 minutes
cut up various veges…really anything you like.
Cooked the chicken and then added the veges after about 5 minutes. Added a little extra sauce after it was fully cooked.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
Catholics don't weirdly chant...
They say hymns?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Semantics...
On command they say the same phrases in the same tone at predetermined times.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Because no other churches do that?
A lot of churches do. The sheer close minded-ness of Baptists is way worse to me than Catholics.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Catholics have the creepier art, architecture, music, traditions
Baptists have the scarier beliefs.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Centuries of power is all it is.
Julius was a beast
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Julius who?
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
.....Caesar?
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I guess
What would that have to do with Catholicism though?
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
x
Roman Catholic Church
Roman rulers took the name of Caesar for a while.
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Julius Caesar was killed before Jesus was even born
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Julius was, but his family carried on
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Well, he wasn't referring to Caesar
but I would say Julius Caesar doesn’t have much to do with the Catholic church.
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"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
I thought it was an offhand remark about Rome/power in general
I didn’t figure he was referring to a pope 1200 years after Catholicism was officially made the Roman religion.
Crossed wires.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
The Warrior Pope dude
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Julius_II
A burden should never be something out of your control.
What does that have to do with the customs of the church?
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
He was talking about why Catholics are different from Baptists
and he’s using an example of the power of the pope to illustrate it.
Makes sense now.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
If thats the point, then it makes sense.
I don’t know what it has to do with the fact that catholic funerals are creepy though.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
I'm not talking about belief systems.
The atmosphere/ambiance is significantly creepier in Catholic churches.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Fuck, I'd rather kneel/sit/stand
than listen to Jesus > God sermons in Baptist churches
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'd rather not be involved with either.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Why are we slandering huge groups of people unnecessarily here?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
I think it does take awhile
My friend just converted to Catholicism
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
lutheranism ftw
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
I was raised Catholic
and wanted to get married in the church that I grew up in. My now wife was ok with this even though being raised baptist, one problem though she was divorced. So to get married in the Catholic church she would have to go through an anullment so that the previous marriage didn’t exist in the eyes of the church and it was going to cost us around $1400. We decided to just find another church and get married somewhere else non-catholic, ended up at a Lutheran church.
cs/b
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Good gravy.
I think you made the right choice.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My gf and I are the opposite of this.
She is catholic and I am not. No fucking way am I doing the Catholic wedding thing.
My sister did the "traditional" Catholic wedding
damn thing was almost 2 hours long and being one of the groomsmen it really was a beating.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
So much standing and kneeling and praying and singing.
At least there’s always plenty of booze at the reception.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yup.
Been through more than a couple traditional ones as a family member. It sucks balls just for the ceremony much less how much all the counseling the bride/groom pay for sucks the life out of them.
Just say “I do”, kiss her, and lets go get drunk ok?
Our good ole' atheist/agnostic wedding clocked in at around 10 mins
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
From my recollection, this is only if you want a full mass as your ceremony.
You can do a half mass and avoid a lot of that stuff. But it varies per church.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I think they want the whole Catholic enchillada.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Then yeah, the requirements can be a little burdensome, particularly if one of the people getting married isn't Catholic.
My brother and his wife did the whole shabang.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Did they make him convert?
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No, but there was a commitment to raise his children Catholic, blah blah blah.
They had to do the counseling and everything else.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Same here. I figure we'll enroll the little tyke in a nice private Catholic school and that will take care of it.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Aren't all enchiladas Catholic?
buh bump
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"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
It's not really as bad as that sounds.
I married a Catholic girl and we didn’t have to do the weekly counseling. We did one weekend retreat and had to fill out a scantron test about our marriage expectations that we submitted to the priest. Funny thing is that the priest was her uncle…so all the questions about sex were really awkward.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
What do you mean questions about sex?
Do they ask you about your previous sexual experiences?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
No, it was more about what you expect out of your married sex life.
It’s aimed at making you think about your expectations of marriage to enable you to have a conversation with your partner about those expectations before tying the knot. It covered sex, family, kids, work, money…lots of topics that you may have already discussed, but there were a few that we had never thought to talk about. All in all, it was a helpful exercise. Just a little weird that her uncle was going to read all our answers.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
I can totally see how forcing communication like that would be helpful
especially for people who just don’t talk.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The pastor that married my wife and I was my brother in law.
We did the counseling in our house, and the sex stuff was crazy awkward. “I don’t know what’s going on up those stairs, but if you’re not sleeping in the spare bedroom you should be.”
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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 2, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
This sums up my feelings of the Noah story pretty darn well
It’s long, but effective:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_BzWUuZN5w
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Can't see that right now but is that the Bill Cosby standup about Noah and the ark?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
Nah it's a (poorly) animated cartoon by a guy named nonstampcollector
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
You should check out the Cosby thing....it's from his early stand up....
It may be on youtube….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
Will do (loves me some early Cosby)
I just can’t see a live action version of Noah and the fucking Ark working out at all. It’s just so absurd.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Last week I had the strangest dream
Where everything was exactly as it seemed
Where there was never any mystery
Of who shot John F. Kennedy
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
Still a solid album
Always a good day when one of the songs pops up on the shuffle in the morning.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
So there is this chick in my office that laughs at literally everything.
It wouldn’t be so bad if she had a cute laugh or if she, herself, was cute. But she’s not and her laugh is one of the worst I’ve ever heard. This girl is bat shit crazy. I want to strangle her.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I've encountered a few over laughers
and they generally tend to be less attractive, socially awkward middle aged women who compensate for their lack of personality by passing off everything as appealing to their sense of humor. They’re just trying to be nice and relate to you and others the only way they can think how to.
But it is annoying.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's really annoying because they tend to form flocks of over laughers.
And like to go out to eat a lot. It’s a competition during dinner to see who can laugh the loudest.
James Mason
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
that 40 is photoshopped in, right?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
I work with a guy like this.
He’s oblivious to his place in the world though.
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Is it simply contagious
or do flocks of over laughers truly flock together?
You pretty much nailed it.
Except for the middle aged part. She’s in her mid 20s.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
We had an over-laugher in my old office
who was also an over-sharer. I know waaaay too much about this woman’s battle with shingles.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You don't even know.
Darleen had a penchant for meeting gentlemen of various races on singles.com and telling us all about what pieces of shit they were. She also some sort of weird digestive problem that made her bloat like a piggy bank, so she’d walk around with both hands on her stomach just making a soft moaning sound.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oh damn
I hate when people divulge all their personal medical conditions. I met a chick that gave me a complete rundown of her entire medical history. I didn’t know what to do or say. I just stood there nodding like an idiot trying to project a sense of sympathy.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
They always seem to have stupid doctors too.
They rant and rave about how mistreated they are by their doctors and that’s why they don’t get any better. They’re just so desperate for attention that they’ll make up illnesses to see a doctor.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I guess it's pretty sad when you think about it.
It just becomes a beating after a while. This girl, as another co-worker of mine aptly described her as, is an emotional kaleidoscope.
One day she’ll be laughing at everything. The next she’s barricaded herself sobbing in a conference room. It’s weird.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I love this expression for some reason
Over laugher. I guess technically it malprop but so useful that it shouldn’t be. Is this someone’s bit or your own genius?
It's certainly Seinfeldian
but the term is of my womb.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
We work in the same office?
Weird.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
What if you did!?
And ILikePizza was actually the guy in your office that you really hate.
And you became friends because of LSB.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm smiling because of my potential best friend.
Yay! Life is awesome, you guys!!!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
...and, just like that, the dream dies
I feel empty inside again, you guys.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
cue dion sanders/michael irvin laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fSnIbpt5qA
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Not cute...annoying laugh.
Worst combo ever.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
There's someone walking down the hallway doing the Kill Bill whistle
Everyone in our office just stopped working and looked around with saucer eyes.
I think I’m about to be killed, comrades…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
If the whistler walks into the restroom
you are truly fucked and better run like hell.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 2, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Only flee for cover
if the whistle is as good as the original. If it is a Hannah herself, you’re doomed to go toward the whistle. No choice.
Seriously you guys need to slim down...
I have an unreasonably thick neck for my frame. But since America is a bunch of fucking fatties, I buy a 16 1/2 32/33 and I have so much extra shirt that I have to stuff in my pants it’s unreal. And this fucking shirt is slim fit.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
AHAHAHA
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
I'll have a hard time getting all of society to sign it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Plenty of other positives that outweigh the whole
“shit, my dress shirts that already fit poorly might fit a little more poorly” aspect…
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm not the one that needs to slim down...
I’m the one whose shirts fit like a fucking parachute.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I can't find dress shirts that fit me :(
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I hate dress shirts.
But mine are all either too small or too big.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Douchey as the place may be,
the best fitting dress shirts I get without dropping a ton of $$$ are at Express.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
why for?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
The only issues I've had with mine
are problems caused by my sweaty freakin’ neck or the dry cleaner.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
They are super thin, very poorly made, and look cheap.
Not trying to be a douche, but they are basically what I feel only kids in college going on an intern interview should be wearing. They just look like paper
A burden should never be something out of your control.
We can't all afford a 20k wardrobe
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
What about including the treadmill and flatscreen you have in your closet?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Location doesn't mean it's in my wardrobe, haha.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm just saying
the net worth of your closet is likely to exceed that of all my home’s possessions.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And I certainly don't mean this negatively or as a slight.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I highly doubt that.
Treadmill $1500, TV $200, all my button downs… $2000, suits… $2000, dress pants $1000, jeans etc $800, Various coats and jerseys $800, t-shirts $300 ish
$8600-$10k I’d venture a guess
A burden should never be something out of your control.
how many suits do you own that it is only 2k?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Okay maybe $4k
I forgot I had a few more here.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
better
i mean, each one of my suits is between $500-10000
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
You spent $10K on a suit?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
Remember that OT thread...
…from a few weeks ago when we mentioned our favorite LSB posters? Yeah, BHill has jumped to the top of the list. The rest of you suck.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
too many 0's
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
My day to day wardrobe isn't much higher than $20
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
oh geez
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, like wearing a t-shirt and shorts in 70 degree weather is such a travesty.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
where do you get shorts and a t-shirt for $20?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
Obviously you've never heard of a little boutique
called “Old Navy”?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Thats still not 20 bucks, unless you're getting them from clearance
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I fucking have so much clearance shit from Old Navy.
Is this a BTO? SEE IF I GIVE A DAMN. I GET LIKE $5 SHORTS THAT LAST ME FOUR-FIVE YEARS AND THAT I LIKE THE FIT OF.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I raid the clearance rack constantly.
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I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 2, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
Yes it is a BTO cause I'm the same fucking way.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i don't have anything from there
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
I like their v-neck t shirts for ten bucks
but that’s about it. Sometimes you can find a hella cheap pair of jeans that you can’t pass up.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Goodwill
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I don't
So we’re good.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Oh, that post was fairly facetious.
mainly athletic related (Rangers, teams I played on, college) T-shirts with board shorts or basketball shorts.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
something like this.. although it's typically a tshirt. (beach day)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
over time, you should be able to afford one.
mine is probably around 15 to 20k
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
Guess I should go home and change then
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
Wearing mine right now.
Oh, and look at that, I’ve also got on an Express tie.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
I just love how SP called Express "douchey"
and then Benji just proceeded to take it Next Level.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
I expect nothing less
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Don't apologize about being a douche now, dude.
What do you feel more comfortable wearing?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
Polo on a day to day basis
And I get most of my polo shirts for $30-$50/pop at the Polo Factory Stores. I love Thomas Pink for my nicer shit.
I also have randoms that I’ve picked up at different department stores that are super nice, but those are nice occasion shirts and are definitely not necessary
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Oh we're talking about work attire?
Got that shit taken care of for me:
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
DON'T EVEN CARE
I’M AT WORK AND YOU ALL CAN SUCK IT
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
YUP! IN WOODLANDS OR DESERT WE'RE PRETTY SCREWED
BUT I’LL LAY DOWN AND DISAPPEAR LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN A PUDDLE
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Heh yeah.. or I'll be boots on ground
so I’ll be back in the comms station, anyway! Crisis averted!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
this
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
banana republic
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
make decent shirts
i have a few in my closet
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
i don't buy from them anymore, not sure why
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
i guess i really only go to dillard's now
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
their non-wrinkle shirts are awesome.
i have a good number of them as well.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
i have a french cuff shirt from them that i like
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
i have about 8 to 10 french cuff shirts,
i love them
i want to get a pair of cuff links that are turtles because it is the best reference ever
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Love my cuff links but don't wear them nearly enough.
Only have 2-3 french cuff shirts.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
i wear them at least once a week.
nothing better than a french cuff in a suit
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
love me some french cuffs
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Are french cuffs the ones that are white when the shirt is blue?
Or are they the ones with the button hole on both flaps?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
french cuff
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
"button hole on both flaps"
are link cuffs…
French cuffs are link cuffs that are folded back on themselves
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm learning a lot here today.
And, for the record (and to an earlier post), I can’t buy dress shirts off the rack either. I have started to get mine custom made and the improvement is so awesome.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
i also love the white collar, white cuff, blue shirt
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
The Gordon Gekko look
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
makes me feel important.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
I've got a few from BR.
They usually have decent pants.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
No shit
I’m not a small guy, but I still have a hard time finding a shirt that is big enough for my neck that doesn’t resemble a parachute after I put it on.
The necks are always too tight
It feels like I’m getting strangled.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
They don't have to be.
It’s just hard to find a shirt where the neck fits and you don’t look like you’re trying to shopflift.
Yeah, I know.
I meant when I go to buy them they’re always tight around the neck. It sucks.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
they should be a little tight
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
6 more weeks of winter
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
I love that my wedding anniversary is celebrated by an entire town in Pennsylvania
…and some cute rodent that is worshipped in that town.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Just found out that a fryer was brought to work, and the chicken will be fried here.
Getting a little more excited.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
peanut oil is the only correct option there
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
After investigation..
WE HAVE PEANUT OIL. I REPEAT: WE HAVE PEANUT OIL.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
ON THE WAY NEED DIRECTIONS....THIS SOUNDS AWESOME
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
FLY TO SAN DIEGO
I’LL PICK YOU UP
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
BOARDING MY JET !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
ALREADY THERE
I’M BEHIND YOU
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I THOUGHT I FELT A CURRENT RUN THROUGH ME
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
THE CALL'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
WHY THE FUCK AM I HOLDING A SYRINGE AND BUTCHER KNIFE?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
SO YOU CAN INJECT THE CHICKEN AND CARVE IT!
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I THINK SHOCK IS TRYING TO KILL US TO KEEP ALL THE C&W TO HIMSELF.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
FUCK I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT ABORT
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
YOU ALMOST HAD US YOU SON OF A BITCH.
AND TO THINK, I WAS GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I DO WHATEVER I WANT FUCKER
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Today you will have the greatest smelling office in the USofA
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Kevin-Prince Boateng is awesome:
An Italian soccer star has either the best or the worst excuse for an off-the-field injury: too much sex.
Kevin-Prince Boateng, a midfielder for AC Milan, is out for a month for a thigh injury he suffered off the field and his girlfriend, Sports Illustrated model Melissa Satta blames the injury on their sex life, according to Metro.co.uk.
“The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week,” his girlfriend, Sports Illustrated model Melissa Satta said. “I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favorite position is on top so I can take control.”
Nice..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Well played, Boateng.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Melissa Satta: (GIS shows much, MUCH better ones)
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Wait, so his injury was due to too much sex with his model girlfriend?
That is possibly the greatest injury of all time.
I wish I could injure myself like that
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
*Sifts through religion subthread*
/Avoids at all costs
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
The critique of Catholic "art, architecture, music, traditions" sort of baffles me.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Whats baffling about a Catholic funeral being creepy?
I don’t think any one particular element was being criticized. It’s just a strange environment.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Where did the word funeral appear in my subject line?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Right and I don't recall any of those issues being critiqued individually.
Just the ambiance of the whole scene.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
try a tibetan sky burial some time
THAT shit is creepy
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
"We're in the spirit world, asshole!"
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
loved young guns
but seriously, if you ever want to trigger your gag reflex, do a google image search for sky burial, I watched a documentary on it and it freaked me the fuck out
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Read the wikipedia entry
No thanks on that suggestion to look at the Google images.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
You want creepy?
Masonic funeral.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
My grandfather's was.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
my grandfather was way up there in the local group
before he denounced them and quit
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
Grandfather and two uncles were Masons
Though the funeral was for my sister-in-law’s father.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
There's a lot of things that really grind my gears about religion, and I consider myself to be fairly religious.
I just loathe discussing them.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Me too
Since Catholic art, architecture, music, and traditions are quite robust and celebrated.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Robustly creepy
Lol.
Obviously we’re generalizing here. I’ve never seen any Baptist structure that could compare to St. Peter’s Basilica, or the Vatican, or pretty much any cathedral.
But there’s also stuff like this:
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
Using THAT as "creepy"
is probably the most ironic shit I’ve ever seen
A burden should never be something out of your control.
creepy? seriously?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
You guys don't think a faith that hangs pictures of an execution around their neck, walls, etc a little morbid?
Catholicism is downright fascinated with death (although no more than Islam, I would contend).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Sure if you look at it that way.
That’s definitely not the symbolism they’re portraying though.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
not creepy
Jesus hanging on a cross like that is a symbol thats been around forever.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
AND IT'S FUCKING WEIRD, MAN
Crucifixion is a fuckin’ shitty way to kill people (the Romans made sure to crucify people in a public place- along roads, on a tall hill, etc- so everyone knew this is what happens if you break the law or rebel or try to fuck with us).
It would be like carrying around a picture of some dude hanging, or being guillotined.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Bill Hicks on the crucifix
"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It’s like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. Just thinkin’ of John, Jackie. Just thinkin’ of John."
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
by RCCook on Feb 2, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec for the Bill Hicks quote
that man was a comic genius
May you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten. " - Irish Toast.
They aren't fascinated with DEATH
They are fascinated with one of the primary three tenets of their entire faith.
That’s no creepier than a Buddha figurine
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Do Buddhists carry around pictures of Buddha's decaying corpse?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
This is a terrible analogy
His death isn’t a primary factor of their faith.
Jesus’ death was an integral factor of the Christian faith
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Making death an integral factor of your faith
= fascinated with DEATH.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
See, there is a reason that Christians get pissed off at
agnostics and atheists. Because they are acting like privileged dumb fucks like you are right now.
Being equally as asinine and closed-minded as an agnostic/atheist is not any more superior to close-minded Christians, bub.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think he's trolling.
But I am pleased to see you defending the faith of others.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I am not trolling
Calling me close-minded doesn’t really fly when you consider I spent the first 21 years of my live as a full-fledged believer.
It’s not like I haven’t tried it. I have. I’ve believed it. And now I don’t.
I’m not trying to counter-evangelize. If you want to believe in god, then fine. But I still find the fascination with death inherent to most religions VERY….FUCKING….WEIRD.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Such is your right.
It makes sense to me that religions, most of whom are concerned largely about a life after death or the relative meaninglessness of the time we call “life,” would focus a lot of attention on death.
It is arguably the most important event in a person’s life after birth, after all.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I should also point out that Catholicism is nowhere near the worst offender on this subject
Islam makes Catholicism look like Shinto by comparison (in terms of fixation/fascination with death).
But the crucifix is not alone. Think about the Eucharist, which is supposed to be a literal transmutation from wafer and wine to Jesus’ actual flesh and blood.
How is that not creepy?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
You simply saying it over and over again, no matter how logical you believe your argument to be, doesn't make you right.
This is something where the two sides will never agree.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I have yet to hear a logical refutation of my argument
How is telling people that they will be consuming the literal body and blood of Jesus not weird? That doesn’t strike you as odd?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
I don't believe in transubstantiation, if that matters at all.
There are millions of things people do every single day that might “strike you as odd,” but you’re choosing to focus on religion, something that people will defend even if not logical (notice I didn’t say illogical, I said not logical) and practice based on the concept of faith, which is in this context is something that can’t be proven.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I might not agree with it, but I certainly would defend to the very last word
your right to believe it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think you are confused about the issue....
Christ’s death represents a sacrifice and we are recognizing the sacrifice…
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
There's a reason Protestants got rid of the dead body hanging on the Cross
Protestants said “Christ isn’t being crucified anymore. He’s risen.”
Catholics have fixated upon the crucifixion event (Passion of the Christ, anyone??)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
You seem not to understand the significance of the crucifixion
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I GET THE SIGNIFICANCE OF IT, PEOPLE
Still doesn’t mean I want to hang a bloody corpse around my neck.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
I understand what you are saying.
Though I’m certain our religious beliefs differ greatly in most areas, I agree with this particular thought regarding the cross and how it seems to emphasize the death and torture more so than the sacrifice.
To be fair, though, I don’t believe he died on a cross, but a stake.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
It's both.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
"Jesus died for your sins"
If you’ve never heard that, then I suppose you have a point.
But I doubt you’ve never heard a Christian say that.
Both are equally integral. I’d argue his death moreso.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
oh, okay
I thought the resurrection is what makes it such an important deal. And you’re right. I have heard that plenty of times, guess it slipped my mind
I agree.
The death itself has little meaning except where he overcomes that death through resurrection. The idea that God has power over death is part of what makes it so meaningful.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Either way
To argue that Jesus’ sacrifice is a worship of death is silly.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I agree.
Mostly because of intent. People aren’t glorifying his death or reveling in it, they are recognizing the tremendous sacrifice and its symbolic meaning in their own lives.
Most people that I know who wear crosses for a purpose do it to constantly remind themselves what another person, who in no way deserved his fate, did for them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
One would think this is a seemingly simple concept to understand...
…especially if one grew up in the midst of it as a self-proclaimed expert.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Come on now
The “Passion,” as it’s so weakly called, has been a morbid fascination of almost all Christian denominations for centuries.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Because it shows how much he suffered.
There is a difference in studying for the purpose of conviction and studying because you think it’s SO FUCKING AWESOME, MAN.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Here's what I think is happening here.
You hate Christianity. You are cynical as fuck and had a major falling out with it growing up.
And now you are using your Rage Against the Cross to fuel emotionally-laden, idiotic reasoning.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Kiss my ass, benji
I’ve presented logical, sensible reasons for why I think hanging a CORPSE around your house, neck, church is creepy and weird.
I don’t care about the “sacrifice” or whatever you want to call it. Graphically depicting a victim of torture and execution just because it’s “holy” is creepy.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Well...there could be some debate as to which is more important...
While the sacrifice is very important, I would argue that the resurrection is more important because without it the death would be irrelevant (probably not the right word but I’m using it for lack of a better word….)
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
I disagree
The death was proof that a man could live his life worshipping God and not fall under the temptations of sin. He provided a perfect sacrifice to take the place of the sinful Adam and, in doing so, refuted Satan’s claim that, when given the choice, man would rather focus on himself instead of worshipping God.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
But if Jesus wasn't strictly a human being, why does that matter?
I mean, he’s pretty much God in human form.
It’s not like a human just decided not to sin. It was all part of God’s Plan and whatnot.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Wrong belief system, brother.
I don’t agree with the Trinity doctrine. I believe that they are three separate beings, not one. I don’t believe that a sacrifice can be made if there is no actual death. Jesus Christ is the son of God and was resurrected by God once he died.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
That's fine
Historically the doctrine of the Trinity and the debate about the nature of Jesus has been one of the most contentious arguments of the faith (and led to plenty of “heretical” sub-doctrines).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Indeed
Though, it seems, the same can be said about LSB debates.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
i think you need to learn a little more about the religion you are criticizing
before you further embarass yourself.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Oh give me a motherfucking break
My father is a Christian music minister. My mother is a Sunday school director. My grandparents built the fucking church they go to.
I know enough about the Christian religion, thank you.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
Then what don't you understand?
I’m openly criticizing your terrible analogy and I’m a former agnostic/present Deist.
You’re being idiotic.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
What's a Deist?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
A perfectly logical stance
The so called “clockmaker” god…who creates the world and sets it in motion, but pretty much stays out of human affairs.
Most of the American founders were Deists.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
I don't generally identify myself with any organized regliosity
but I can certainly identify with that belief.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This is a much easier way to live you life.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Kind of a nice middle ground no?
“No one is completely wrong, so let’s all accept that bad shit happens and we can’t explain where the universe came from and just get drunk.”
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Someone unitarian.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Haha...
I don’t think faith is easy to keep. Continuing to study the bible really helps.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
x
Deism (i/ˈdiː.ɪzəm/12 or /ˈdeɪ.ɪzəm/) in religious philosophy is the belief that reason and observation of the natural world, without the need for organized religion, can determine that the universe is the product of an all-powerful creator. According to deists, the creator does not intervene in human affairs or suspend the natural laws of the universe. Deists typically reject supernatural events such as prophecy and miracles, tending instead to assert that a god (or “the Supreme Architect”) does not alter the universe by intervening in it. This idea is also known as the clockwork universe theory, in which a god designs and builds the universe, but steps aside to let it run on its own. Two main forms of deism currently exist: classical deism and modern deism.
I’m more of a classical Deist.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I'm more of a Beethoven guy myself.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
GEEZ, YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT!
IT’S GOTTA BE CHOPIN!!!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
What don't I understand?
I said the Catholic tradition has left us with some truly magnificent art, architecture, etc, but it’s also kinda creepy.
Why is that opinion “idiotic?”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
Calling the depiction of Jesus' death creepy is just completely not creepy at all.
It’s probably the most important thing to Christians, so worshipping that act is not “creepy.”
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I contend that if the prime, central event in the history of your faith
is an execution, then your faith has an unhealthy pre-occupation with death.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
But it's not worshipping the act of death or killing
It is his unfair persecution that they are recognizing, and the evil that is associated with it.
They are recognizing and remembering the evil in the act, and the graciousness in which he handled it, per their belief system, that is the most important aspect.
They are reminding themselves of what not to do, and the cost of persecution.
Again, not something I personally believe, but I respect it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Your lack of a grasp of this concept is bewildering to me.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You don't find it repulsive that god
the all knowing, all just, all perfect manifestation of GOOD, requires bloodshed and torture to make things right with the world?
Look at the Old Testament- god demands blood sacrifice (Abraham and Isaac, countless animals, etc) time and time and time again.
The Christian god is bloodthirsty, if you ask me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
"not looking to counter-evangalize"
Or whatever you said.
You’re preaching to the choir, man.
That isn’t the point. You aren’t grasping the reason that the crucifixion of Jesus is important. It’s very simple.
It’s like looking at the Nolan Ryan statue and wondering why people worship hat-tipping.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Talk about weak analogies
“Hat-tipping” is not a violent, gruesome act.
A guy being nailed to a cross, stabbed in the side with a spear, and hanging there exposed to the elements until his lungs fill with fluid?
Yeah, let’s post pictures, statues, paintings of THAT everywhere.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
Seriously, if you don't like my opinion, then that's your right
But I do NOT troll, and I sincerely believe it’s not admirable or appropriate for Catholics to hang crucifixion images around themselves all the time.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
based on your argument you dont.
im not trying to make fun of you, or talk down to you. im not a highly religious person. but what your argument shows a lack of knowledge of the faith.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
If there is one thing I know, TNT
it’s Christianity.
Swing and a miss on this one, bud.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
You're clearly allowing personal dissatisfaction with it
cloud your judgment in regards to the creepy/non-creepy tenets of the faith.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
can we agree that crucifix alone is not creepy
but when you depict a lifeless Jesus with it as well, that is creepy?
No.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well, just going by personal experience
I had nightmares after the first time I was at a Catholic church.
That was the Catholic guilt
creeping in
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
STOP WITH YOUR IDIOT OPINIONS, SARNOLD
IT’S AN IMAGE OF LOVE AND SACRIFICE, GAWD!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
boy no kidding
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That's what a crucifix IS
A cross has no body on it, a crucifix does.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Then why do you apparently lack even a layman's grasp of basic theology?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I am on the JDT/Aqua side of an argument
I need to go reflect on my life’s choices.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I think we probably agree on most logical arguments, because I think you're mostly a logical person.
We don’t often agree on religion, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Just a defender of the rights of all, Aqua.
salutes
A burden should never be something out of your control.
A benji, JDT, Aqua alliance.
I never thought this day would arrive.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
I think Aqua finally figured out that I troll him with my narcissism
to terribly joyous ends.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
God bless us, everyone.
well God bless some of us.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
by Escher on Feb 2, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Blessings for some..
miniature American flags for others.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck you too
Seriously.
I’m not the one acting childish here. I think it’s gruesome and sick to cover your place of worship with graphic depictions of an Iron Age execution method.
Make fun of that if you will.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Understand everyone has their personal religious beliefs
and you’re not going to change them on an internet board.
No need to get so upset.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, but this isn't really an argument about religion per se; it's apparently an argument about Christian culture and iconography.
And that’s the argument that Wildcat is woefully ill-prepared to engage.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I've had enough of your condescending bullshit on this
How am I “woefully ill-prepared to engage” on a discussion of Christian culture and Catholic art and iconography, Mr.Expert?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
Forget it
You want to play little infantile schoolyard “I know you are, but what am I?” games, you can do it by yourself.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
I laughed
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
I think your preoccupation with the crucifixion ignores the overwhelming breadth of themes depicted in Christian iconography.
I say this as someone who spent four years studying Byzantine Art.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Nevermind that Byzantine art is overwhelmingly GREEK ORTHODOX, not Catholic
This whole ridiculous argument started over a comment I made saying “Catholics have the creepier art” in comparison to BAPTISTS.
Why we de-railed into a multi-thread ragefest about crucifixes, I don’t know. LSB gonna LSB, I guess.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
That is probably the very worst example of anything "creepy" to do with the Catholic faith, bud.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
If you want creepy, try Ash Wednesday or something
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Remember man that thou art dust and unto dust thou shalt return.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
You're talking to a confirmed Catholic here.
I KNOW MY SHIT.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Expendables II
Hell yes.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
never saw Expendables I
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
you didn't miss anything
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Except this.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It was aight
really disappointing even when I was just looking for a fun action flick
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
It wasn't the best film they could have made
but it was enjoyable, I thought.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Like I said, it was aight
Everyone told me how terrible it was before I saw it and I just shrugged them off. I wanted something like the new Rambo movie.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Thank you!
Is the new Rambo not the single-most underrated action movie of all time?
Holy shit the last 15 minutes of that movie are INSANE.
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Hell yeah
When Rambo jumps on that mounted machine gun, shit just goes crazy.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
See image, heh...
http://operatorchan.org/k/arch/src/k174385_Rambo%20IV%20Browning%20M2%20technical%20in%20Burma.jpg
NSFW? I guess? No nudity, just Rambo-domination.
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That first kill when he turns the gun on the guy in the car
Holy Domination Batman!
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
It's exactly what anyone should have expected.
They probably spent $40 mil on pyrotechnics.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Does it ever weird anyone out when people post pics of themselves
and they don’t look anything like you imagined.
I have every person on this board pegged (ones I haven’t met in person) as to what I think they look like…and typically not accurate.
Did mine throw you off? hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Yours not as much as others.
Seeing the one you posted just made me think of how bad I am at this game in general. Rather LSB or on the phone with someone from work.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
mine is in my avatar.. so is benjis
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"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
nice barracuda
Where was that at?
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Or is that a wahoo?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I'm going to imagine you look like your avatar as well.
I may start doing this for everyone.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
well I am an evil monkey
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
works for me
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by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
its a cuda... couple of wahoo there too
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"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
and the smallest mahi mahi ever
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Really? The short shorts and the dress seems to be covering the wahoos.
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by cmkelly29 on Feb 2, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
in between aruba and venezuela
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Nice
I’ve only gone deep sea once (so far) it was off the cost of Cozumel. We caught a couple barracudas, an amberjack and an wahoo.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
ive been south shore oahu... pacific side of costa rica.. and south aruba
south shore oahu by far had the most mammoth swordfish and mahi i have ever seen much less coought…
i want to go marlin fishin in october in the gulf
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"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
That would be awesome
I’ve got to find some time to get to one of the coasts this summer and do some fishing.
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I wonder how many people here know I'm black?
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rodney?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
Very white.
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but people assume he is black based on his name
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
go back to tamponia
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
this is the internet
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
I always thought he was
until we became Facebook friends.
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cormac kelly is not a black name... its a new hampshire yachting club name
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"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
It's Irish as fuck is what it is.
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Believe me, I'm a pale-ass white guy.
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I'm so glad y'all brought you BTOs today
so my second consecutive OT didn’t fail miserably.
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Kudos, sir.....
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
So all this talk about crosses and stuff
Reminds me of Its Always Sunny when they’re discussing having a crucifix in the bar.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
He used the idea to drive a wedge between the Mac/Charlie alliance.
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Yep
Charlie didn’t want a cross at all, Mac did. They eventually agreed to have a cross in the corner of the bar. So Dennis of course then asks, “How much blood should there be?”
(paraphrasing)
Charlie: “Like none”
Mac: “It should be drenched in blood”
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
The OT threads always
die around lunch time.
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Lol indeed
That, and when jackasses go off on a rant about religion (d’oh!)
Apologies, comrades.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
heh i went to lunch and this thread went to shit
WE’RE STILL BEST FRIENDS !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
(bro hug)
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, so I have a rant.
I broke my foot on Wednesday, it’s a hairline fracture, should be fine in a few weeks. But I’m wearing this gigantic boot on my foot and limping around, including walking around campus.
I park way out in the boondocks and normally ride my bike to campus, but with the boot I had to take the UH shuttle.
As is normal, the shuttle was packed and when I got on all seats were taken. A few people were standing up. I stand in the aisle, grab the bar…no big deal.
The next stop, this girl gets on and she has a big brace on her knee (like for an ACL tear) and crutches. She gets on…and stands in the aisle. Not one person even thinks about offering her a seat.
There are two people standing next to each other on a bus, both with obvious difficulty standing on a moving bus…and not one single person offers their seat.
I don’t know why, but I’m still fuming. I’m pissed that society these days has become one of completely ignorance of those around us, how we ignore those that are in need and turn a blind eye with the thought of “I’ll just pretend I don’t see it and I won’t have to actually do anything.”
The other day, my wife and I had a big dinner at Pappasito’s, and walked out with nearly a full meal in leftovers. We saw a homeless man at an intersection with an obvious led injury and disability and we stopped and gave him all the food we had. Someone stopped on the other side asked us “how can you give him that, he’s just begging and not even trying to work.”
I think I’m going to get rich and move to the beaches of Argentina or something.
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I think that last 15/15 times someone with a need for a seat has gotten on a transportation vehicle of some kind that I’ve been on, they’ve moved.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah, I see it a lot on the DART in Dallas.
This one time….I was looking around and everyone had in their faces like “I know I should move…but I don’t wanna. So I won’t look at her.”
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't lose your faith in humanity just yet on a single bus ride or a single asshole, though.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Well...
No. It’s not just this one thing.
Driving in Dallas is usually what sends me over the edge.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
Meh
I get mad at idiots who camp in the left lane.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Fuck the idiots that camp in the left lane.
Sometimes I fantasize about smashing them into the wall. I won’t, though, cause I’m a nice guy and all.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I come up on them quickly.
They move generally, but the ones who don’t.
Man, oh man.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah, I found that when I was driving a truck
this method was quite effective. Not so much in a Honda Accord, though.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
What pisses me off the most
Is when there’s traffic backed up, especially on the right, and people fly down the shoulder or in a lane that is ending — bypassing everyone who has been stuck in traffic and then they damn near force themselves into the lane way down the line. I’ve almost had people hit me because I refused to let them in.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
I have a policy that allows me to let one person into the lane in a merge situation.
Just one. Any more than that and I will rub bumpers to keep you out of the lane.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
I let people in all the time,
If they are following the traffic pattern and not flying down the shoulder because they’re impatient.
I find people in trucks do this the most.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
For some reason, it bothers me when trucks make their own exit ramp on a highway median.
I always hope they’ll get stuck.
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by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'll do this sometimes when I'm in a hurry
Other times I block them
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Not a valid reason.
It’s not like everyone else who is actually doing it right isn’t in a hurry as well.
And those people make the traffic worse.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
I never said it was moral or just.
But I do it.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I absolutely refuse to let those assholes in.
It’s so much fun when they start to rage because you won’t let them cheat.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I do it sometimes when I'm more in a rush
I know I’m being a huge asshole and I don’t get upset when someone doesn’t let me in because eventually, someone will.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I've been guilty of using the HOV
when I’m in car by myself. Running late for work? HOV!
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I did this on 290
and bypassed an hour and a half crazy accident in Houston
A burden should never be something out of your control.
What's funny
is that, from what I can tell, at least half of the people that use the HOV lane are in a car by themselves.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I figure if I get in behind a car with one on my tail
And I keep a tight difference. I’m pretty good.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I've done it in Plano a few times.
How does that work, anyway? Do they have cameras set up?
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
They have a phone hotline in Houston to report HOV abusers.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
They usually have a few cops spotting people on I-35 like once a week
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
But then ineveitably the guy behind you let's them in.
That’s almost just as frustrating as the asshole I just blocked.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
One day my dad was passing a truck and some idiot got impatient...
and tried to pass on the shoulder. But the shoulder played out so then they were screwed.
It's sometimes like that on buses here.
People pretend they’re asleep so they won’t have to move.
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by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like a complete ass if I don't offer my chair to another person, regardless of sex or disability.
What did you do to your foot?
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Decided to leap from halfway up the stairs over the baby gate.
Not a good idea.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
chivalry is dead
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While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I ride DART and usually stand to allow females and older ones to sit.
This may be deemed archaic or chauvinistic but it was the way I was taught and it’s how I will continue to live my life.
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by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Well let's not generalize or anything based on this one situation.
<blockquote
I don’t know why, but I’m still fuming. I’m pissed that society these days has become one of completely ignorance of those around us, how we ignore those that are in need and turn a blind eye with the thought of "I’ll just pretend I don’t see it and I won’t have to actually do anything.">
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
WTF?
I don’t know why, but I’m still fuming. I’m pissed that society these days has become one of completely ignorance of those around us, how we ignore those that are in need and turn a blind eye with the thought of "I’ll just pretend I don’t see it and I won’t have to actually do anything."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm not generalizing based on one situation, though.
It was like…this morning upset me after seeing multiple issues — specifically around Houston.
Like…the other night we gave a homeless man our leftover food from a restaurant and someone stopped at the light with us called us idiots for doing so.
And I think what I’m mainly thinking about, more than anything, is the Bystander Effect. It’s something that fascinates and horrifies me all at the same time.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
I can tell you that based on my own recent experiences
I have never been more sure of the basic goodness of people, even though it’s possible that I’m just lucky enough to have a lot of good people (including many here) around me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh, I completely agree with you on that.
And I think we’re talking about two different situations.
For me, it’s more about how we deal with complete strangers. As a paramedic in the past, I’ve seen situations where an insanely horrific accident was ignored by people passing by, and we showed up with just one person stopped.
I’ve also seen over 40 people gather to help pull people out a car that had crashed into a river.
Your situation, understandably, has shown you how much care there is in the world, and how sometimes we only focus on the bad. I’m reminded right now of how Reddit recently raised over $70k for an orphanage in Kenya after one of the adults was attacked with a machete.
The power of people to gather and help others is very strong…which is perhaps why I get some frustrated when I see the exact opposite happen.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Is that a Kitty Genovese link?
Because I’m not going to click it if it is. /rage
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No, it's the wikipedia page.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly.
And one of the more extreme examples as well.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like I'm coming across as too much of a generalizer lately, and that's not me at all.
In fact, I’m not one to really generalize much at all — and it’s something I don’t like.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 2, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Would you say that... most of the time, in most situations
you typically don’t generalize?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Generally, yes.
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Come hang out with me.
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by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
I've decided that I like The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Thats it.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions
They'll be in Dallas in October
Just FYI.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm
By birthday is in October…..
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
A little late to that party don't you think?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What makes you say that?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You quickly get defensive sometimes, it seems.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Im joking around 90% of the time
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Maybe I should use more smilely faces :D
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm late to every party
I’m just now getting into Nirvana.
Don’t tell me what happens to the lead singer.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The lead singer? Haven't heard from that dude in 15 years.
The drummer, on the other hand…I think you’re really going to like him (in another 10 years, when you get to him).
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by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't listened to an album seriously since Californication
they used to be one of my favorites. BSSM and One Hot Minute as still great.
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Yeah
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh no
I think I have developed a drinking problem- just spilled water all over the front of my shirt…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
George Zip forgives you, RC
Just let it go, man.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
lol
What is that from? HIMYM?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Kids these days, I swear...
j/k GFF. It’s from Airplane.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
That's what it is!
Hey, Airplane! is one of my favorite movies, so there!
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Lol, work fleet used to be GMC Terrains and Pontiac G6
but the leases are up. What do we replace them with?
Grand Caravans. Boomshakalaka.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I think you meant boom chicka wah wah
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
It's whatever sound it makes
when you sink down low in the driver’s seat at intersections and put on sunglasses so no one can see you DRIVING A FUCKING DODGE GRAND CARAVAN.
(hangs head in shame)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
I tried to convince my wife that a minivan was the most economical vehicle to expand our family.
She didn’t fall for it.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
shaggin wagons
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
Our office just got all new Focuses and Expeditions.
Things are tight.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
We're staying with the Chargers
2012s are going to look sweet in the black and white
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Jesus Fucking Christ
Glad I took a long lunch.
Wildcat, I’m right there with you bud.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
Thanks, Drapers
I needed that. (internet dap)
Gonna take a break, myself. Got an orientation meeting ’til 2:00.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
There's a new OT thread
just in case anyone didn’t realize it.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/2/2766738/ot-ii-baseball-tradition
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Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
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I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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