OT II (baseball tradition)
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:27 PM CST
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Opening Day is the day on which professional baseball leagues begin their regular season. For Major League Baseball and most of the minor leagues, this day falls during the first week of April. For baseball fans, Opening Day serves as a symbol of rebirth; writer Thomas Boswell once penned a book titled, Why Time Begins on Opening Day.[1] Many feel that the occasion represents a newness or a chance to forget last season, in that the 30 major league clubs and their millions of fans begin with 0-0 records.[1]
For generations, Opening Day has arrived amid pageantry. In Cincinnati, Ohio, home of the sport's first professional team, an annual parade marks an unofficial "city holiday" with young and old alike taking the day off to cheer on the Reds. For decades, the first pitch of every major league season officially took place in Cincinnati. Cincinnati remains the only team who always opens the season with a home game (except in 1990 when the Reds opened the season at the Houston Astrodome).[2] The past decade has brought the introduction of a Sunday night opening game televised by ESPN, as well as the staging of season-opening series in Mexico, Puerto Rico, and Japan (with the current World Series champion as the "home" team against an opponent in the same league). The ensuing Monday brings Opening Day to numerous major league ballparks and the game that day in Cincinnati is still observed throughout baseball as the "traditional opener." Opening Day is a state of mind as well, with countless baseball fans known to recognize this unofficial holiday as a good reason to call in sick at work or be truant from school (as most teams typically play their home opener in the afternoon) and go out to the ballpark for the first of 162 regular season games. Teams' home openers serve as the only regular season games during the year in which the entire rosters of both teams as well as coaches and clubhouse staff are introduced to the crowd prior to the games (for the rest of the year, ballparks only introduce the starting lineups).
Hall of Fame pitcher Early Wynn, who played for the Washington Senators, Cleveland Indians and Chicago White Sox, once said: "An opener is not like any other game. There's that little extra excitement, a faster beating of the heart. You have that anxiety to get off to a good start, for yourself and for the team. You know that when you win the first one, you can't lose 'em all."[1]
Opening Day extends throughout the sport of baseball, to hundreds of minor league baseball franchises as well as to college, high school, youth league fields and in areas far beyond North America. Since Major League Baseball generally starts their season first among professional leagues, their Opening Day is the one most commonly recognized by the general public. Most of the minor leagues start a few days later, but within the same week; the short-season Class A and Rookie leagues are exceptions, since they begin play in June. Opening Day ignores the exhibition games played during spring training in the month leading up to Opening Day.
Prior to Opening Day, the teams' managers have to decide the starting pitchers for the game, which is a spot typically given to the teams' ace pitcher. For a pitcher to start on Opening Day is considered an honor.
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'sup nerds?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
I would have sex with that woman.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
i fapped to xena: warrior princess...
not even gonna lie
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
Have you watched any of Spartacus?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
no... wait was that on HBO?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
Starz
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
i know what you are talking about and watched some..
but not enough to really remember
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Xena shows the goods in Spartacus I believe
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Over and over and over
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Kevin Sorbo=Brendan Fraser
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 2, 2012 12:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sorbo was all up in that shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
She never did anything for me, I liked the little blonde slut much more.
/bto
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 2, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
OK, you're all pretty old...so by process of elimination, who hasn't been posting lately?
Mark Berndt, a 61-year-old former teacher at Miramonte Elementary School, has been charged with 23 counts of committing lewd acts on children with authorities alleging he spoon-fed semen to his students, the Los Angeles Times reports.
According to the Times, Berndt told his students they were going to play “a tasting game,” during which each were blindfolded and sometimes gagged with tape.
Authorities, as well as at least one parent, also alleged semen was fed to students on cookies and on a blue plastic spoon.
Local station KTLA reports the investigation started when a photo processor alerted authorities to photos of Berndt’s which allegedly showed acts of bondage as well as the spoon-feeding.
whoa
that’s out there. Sex crimes can be somewhat “off the chain,” but if this is true, that’s probably one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Heard he also put cockroaches? on their faces and took photos
News like that always disturbs me.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 2, 2012 12:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm glad the specified exactly which spoon
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
red solo cup
i mean, blue plastic fork
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
i fill you up
with semen
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
What the fuck is wrong with people?
If this is actually true, he needs to be euthanized. You can’t fix that kind of crazy.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Last meal: Not Chicago Deep Dish
BECAUSE THAT’S FOR AWESOME PEOPLE
A burden should never be something out of your control.
someone here order a Big Sausage Final Pizza?
bow-chicka-wow-wow
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
sometimes i want to kill people
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
Feeling is justified here.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sometimes I just want to run people down with my car.
That’s perfectly logically, right?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
to throw out a hot sports opinion here
I think super crazy sex offenders should get the death penalty instead of murderers. There’s probably good reason to murder someone in some cases. There isn’t any good reason to do this kind of crazy shit
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I'm quite okay with killing 'em both
Probably one of the few liberals who are very much pro-death penalty.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pro in very certain and limited circumstance
there has to be absolute evidence. Video surveillance + DNA or other trace linkings. Not solely on eyewitness accounts. Eyewitnesses are THE FUCKING WORST
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
People definitely overestimate the importance of eyewitnesses.
People’s eyes/memories suck. They just do. If baseball taught me anything, it’s that.
and victims/witnesses almost ALWAYS think the suspect is physically larger than he really was
and there are tons of racial biases. An olive-skinned white dude is often described as a light-skinned black dude.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Yes. Yes, they do.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
True, and I'm not saying there haven't been multiple cases of innocent people being executed
I don’t even think the death penalty is that much of a deterrent. I just hate the idea of serial killers/rapists and psychopaths living for decades on public funds, with prison guards/wardens being forced to risk THEIR lives and health just to guard the homicidal bastards.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
It typically costs more to execute inmates on death row than it does to incarcerate them until they die.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm going to need stats on this.
Unless you’re including incarcerating them on death row into the calculation along with their appeals.
Because actually killing them is cheap compared to what it costs to keep them alive.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm talking about total costs, which include prolonged appeals (even under the AEDPA's gutting of traditional habeas protections)
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
So, yes, while just killing the inmates is relatively inexpensive, that pesky constitution can cost the taxpayers a pretty penny.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
How is the constitution pesky on this topic?
It may be really obvious… the due process bit?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
He's just being silly.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Tongue firmly implanted in cheek.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
i've read this too
which is why I don’t understand why we bring back hangings and firing squads.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Well, the sodium thiopental isn't what's driving up the cost...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
yeah
after reading above, i figured that out
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
this is a blatant violation of
customer-photo processor privilege
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
at least he keeps his retirement
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
maybe he can use it to buy ciggerretes
to give to other inmates in exchange for them not raping him with a broom handle.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
The closest thing I have to a real baseball tradition
is the LSB Tailgates. Otherwise I just watch a bunch of games (some times with friends, mostly just by myself), talk about it a lot, and go to the game when I can.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I always go to that one stand by homeplate and get a big tall coors light and warm peanuts
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
And opening day the last 5 years.. have promised I will never miss another one.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
Honestly the only tradition I have
Is trying in vain to shoot down the wave.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 2, 2012 12:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
haha.. the wave sucks so bad
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
There is few greater services to mankind
than publicly ostracizing the misguided derelict who tries to commence the wave.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
describe the typical "wave starter"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
The typical wave starter
is a white male whose appearance is not pleasing to the female of the species. He sits on the front row, not because he enjoys baseball, but rather to feed his narcissistic desires for attention. In all likelihood, he has imbibed too many spirits and then somewhere deep within his loins, a fire rages out of control. In an effort to illicit un unlikely coupling, he encourages those around him to do “the wave.” Most are disgusted, and beseech him to “sit his drunk ass down.” When he persists, they stand up to confront him. Others nearby mistake this for acquiescence to the wave starter’s desires and stand up themselves in a reverse domino manner. According to some authorities, it is at this time that young children are sold to the circus.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
by Atticus F on Feb 2, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
TL;DR version
A douchebag
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
by TargetField on Feb 2, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This story comes from experience.
A few years ago the wife and I were sitting in the second row in section 3 next to the visitor’s bullpen. This guy I described was in front of us the whole fucking game trying to start a wave. People couldn’t watch the game for this fool. He got up in the 3rd inning to go to the bathroom and never came back…
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
Heh
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Or he's 10 years old
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
"mostly just by myself"
Awww
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
masturbation
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
Ranger games are better than porn
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well the wife sure as hell doesn't watch 'em with me.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You need a Rangers buddy
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have plenty
I probably watch 1/3 of my games with them. That still leaves 100 games to watch at home. My wife watches a lot of them by default, but only because she’s bored enough to do so.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I guess I'm lucky that I get to watch most games with my Dad
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I should watch more with my Dad
just lives goddamn twenty minutes away.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
When Molina hit for the Cycle
I was watching the game with my cousins (who don’t care about baseball at all), and I was desperately trying to explain what just happened and how unbelievably unlikely it was.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Watching baseball by yourself is terrific.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
nothing finer
may even pop into the GDT for a little communal knee jerking. Cathartic experience.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sometimes its the only way to watch
Especially when the team is getting crushed.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
It is the most complex of sports.
So odds are you could be with people who don’t understand what is happening or are impatient.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yep
And then when I watch with some friends, there’s usually a fair amount of IRL trolling in which I respond with violence and projectiles.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
i eat a hot dog on opening day
I used to go to every opening day with my dad, but that fell by the wayside when I moved to Ohio. So now what I do is the opening day of baseball season (not necessarily the Rangers season, mind you), I go and eat a big ass hot dog at one of those fancy hot dog places.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Since the morning thread is dead
Ill mention it here too.. Edwin Jackson to the Nats, details to be determined.
They will be a pretty interesting team once Harper shows up.
im hearing harper will be the opening day RFer
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I saw that
Given that its not that hard to put up a good spring I suppose it may very well happen.. just feels too quick though.
I’d be checking out some Nats games opening week though…
the last time you heard something,
Prince was going to be a ranger
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
*unless someone moneywhips him to something retarded
…… see detroits retarded contract
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
i want my glove back
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
How many years?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 12:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
apparently just 1
MLB updated it to say 1 year 8-12 million.. so pretty big range. We’ll see pretty soon im sure.
Interesting.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That's more than I would give him
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My gut says they might be pretty good this year
but then my gut if full of fast food, so there’s prolly not much credibility there.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 2, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
IANF. Dude.
Link to the new OTs when you make one.
Poor form, man.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
you are here now.. you didnt miss anything.. no harm done.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
Because Escher had the decency to come over
and link it. POOR FORM, IANF.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
He's trying to be like AJM.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
He always does this
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
my computer freezes up in the 1000+ comment threads
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
Mine too
That’s why Bhill linked my only OT thread. I was too slow…
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
my old phone used to get fucking raped if there were 300+ comments
And if there was one or more gifs, forget it.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 2, 2012 1:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I swear to God if my future children tell me they're going to school to follow a bf/gf
I’m going to start charging them rent and lock them in the house until they wisen up.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Pretty easy to call BS on that one
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
HOW DARE YOU!!
I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN!
YOU KNOW IM SENSITIVE!
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You should have seen him in the 5 star recruit discussion
Many lulz were to be had.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
I basically just had the exact same combo with Benji
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes but that wasn't about being drug down by playing in a shitty piece of desert shit losing 8 games a year.
That’s what makes it money right there.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
8 games a year?
I would like to end this convo by saying that Tech hasn’t lost 8 games in a season in 17+ years.
Thank you for your time.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Benji gets it
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
(I wrote this becuase I'm sensitive)
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm loving this meme
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Shit
My college’s football team hasn’t lost 8 games in a season since 1982.
Granted, we haven’t had a team since 1985, but that’s beside the point…
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Heh
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
UTA?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yep
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
my furutre wife actually turned me down our freshman year in college
because she had a boyfriend back home. i told her that it would never work out and that he is a loser (a guy i never met before).
i am awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
My best friend at Mizzou freshman year moved back home to be with his gf
They lasted 2 months.
Iknow another girl who did it, and they broke up soon after.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
My girlfriend moved to Washington to be with me.
I’m marrying her in three weeks.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 2, 2012 2:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Obviously, there are exceptions.
Congrats though.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I did this at least in part
but I was only looking at small new england liberal arts colleges in the US news top 25 so there really wasn’t that much difference
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
we dated 4 years after that so I don't regret it
other than the lack of strange in my college experience
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
I never play Europa Universalis
but yet kind of want Victoria II which looks like the same damn game with a different skin.
Stupid Steam sales.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I love the Europa Universalis series.
Between EU 1, 2, 3, and Rome, I have probably played over 1,000 hours.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I have... III
but have maybe put in an hour in the months I’ve owned it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
It is so detailed that I can imagine that it would be hard to just jump into, but it is worth it.
The Hearts of Iron series also uses the same interface and setup as EU, but it is set during WWII.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I own that one too!
bought it during Steam’s Christmas sale for like $5, haven’t played. I do that a lot.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
When they are so cheap, it's hard to say no.
I got EU Rome on Amazon for $3.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
just had lunch at Del Frisco's Grille in Uptown.
not too shabby
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
If Yu eat a whole steak
It might get you 56 million dollars
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
did you have fun eating with all the other douches?
by oc on Feb 2, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
why are we douches?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
Fact.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
oh geez
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
I hate Flo
/AJM bans GFF
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
In a very annoying fashion
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
well pardon me
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
You're not.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
but i still love you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
No real traditions...
But I have a ball signed by Mickey Mantle that I squeeze as a stress reliever in tight, late-inning situations. I’ve scuffed it up quite a bit over the years.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
My grandpa played golf with Micky Mantle once
CS, B
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
he developed a neighborhood at ceder creek lake
called Mantle Manors
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
For a moment I thought you were talking about my Granpa (who builds houses)
I was like thinking “what the crap?!”
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have a World Champion 1954 Giants ball with Willie Mays
It’s basically my child.
As in a lock it up in a dark room at night.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Best I have is Nolan ball
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
my grandpa about 20 years ago
had a minor stroke while waiting in line for a book signing of mantle (he was a huge mantle fan and baseball fan)
anyways he ended up getting a signed book and ball from mantle while in the hospital. and he later gives the ball to my cousin who doesnt give a shit about baseball. im still bitter about that
Mark Hamburger will draw a little burger next to his autograph upon request
that guy gets it …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Traditions?
Other than going to Opening Day, no. I think I’ve missed 1 in the last 15 years.
Would love to be able to go to spring training every year though.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
I just threw out the following Rangers shirts
Cliff Lee, Sammy Sosa, Rich Harden (lol), Vlad Guerrero and Kevin Millwood.
I will say that half of those were bought for me as gifts, so I’m only a semi-horrible Rangers shirt buyer.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
i would keep cliff lee
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
Keep them all.
I still have a Vlad one.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Same here on the Vladdy shirt.
I still have a Millwood one. I’ll never throw any of them out.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 2, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of Vlad......
Still unsigned……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
I'm trying to decide if this is worse than Harden
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i have a Julius Jones Cowboy Jersey
(he went to Notre Dame also, and i assumed he would be a bad bitch)
just turns out he was bad
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
but not a bad bitch
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
I have plenty of shirts that can serve that purpose
And it turns out that my sister wants all of them.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
His sister is probably 12
you sicko.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
You're not my buddy, friend.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
11
Close
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
How would you know?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
he doesnt
he said probably
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think he did
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't know why
but this subthread just made me burst out laughing at work.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
There's a lot of confusion going on
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
how do you know?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
O
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
K
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
I have a lot of sisters
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That explains a lot.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
Like what?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Just.. a lot.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure how the quantity of sisters I have could really explain anything
But whatever lol
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
IT EXPLAINS WHY YOU'RE SUCH A PUSSY GFF
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Well then.........
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am a nice guy but you left me no choice.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
I just told all of them that they are apparently making me a pussy
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They will if you're not careful, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Luckily I'll be out of the house before they're too old
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was not this lucky...
I have 3 older sisters.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Which would you rather have
3 older or 5 younger?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
3 older cause I eventually had the house to myself.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I bet they made you do a lot of crap that you didn't want to do
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well that's just older siblings regardless of gender.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Girls would be worse than boys
But you’re right
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have two younger sisters.
bleh.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Two?
Cakewalk
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
One is the anti-christ.
I’m convinced.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
None of mine are very bad
So I guess I can be thankful for that,
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's the way my younger sister was.
My two little brothers were awesome when I lived there
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
your sister is Obama?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
hahah I hope they interpreted this the way I did..
>GFF Slams door.
>>Wait.. did he just tell us to make him a pussy?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I don't think any of them know what a pussy is
So they would be extra confused.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
(continued)
>>What’s a pussy?.. hold on while I google it..
>>>GFF’s mom walks in
>>>>GIRLS WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
>>WHAT?!?! GFF TOLD US TO MAKE HIM A PUSSY AND WE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT IT IS SO WE WERE LOOKING IT UP WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT US
>GFF SCURRIES OFF
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Exactly what happened
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The wife has the shirts Nix and Mench
That was a sad day in our house…
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Trade them in for a Cruz
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Hah
I will see if I can try that this coming season. I may have to try to find a Cordero to include in the deal, though.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
I never had a Blalock
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
twss
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
Sexual positions/acts based on former Rangers. Seems like something the Hardline should look into for the Reconsider Lounge.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
is the Reconsider Lounge not a real venue?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I had a Mench just cause I loved the last name.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I only have a generic gray Rangers shirt and a Red Kinsler tee
I need an Elvis and Holland tee and I’ll be fine.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I need a good Kinsler shirt
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Might need a Darvish, too.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That comes before Kins
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My Nippon Ham t-shirt just shipped....
Looks like it’ll make it for Opening Day.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
It was in an older thread
Looks like they’re gone now….Maybe I’m not getting one. They sure as heck charged my card though.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I'm jelly.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That will be awesome.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
Gonna have to wear something over it during the festivities
Can’t risk beer fountains like last tailgate in my Colby jersey
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Man, that sucked.
I actually felt horrible for you. It’s beer, so it’s doubly bad…loss of beer and stained jersey.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
funny sight: tailgate full of fans wearing rain slickers
in the bright sunshine
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
To outsiders, sure
But they don’t matter!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Unless they're trying to use our port-a-potty
Shit, that reminds me (boom). I need to get out there and scout the tailgate locations soon. With our increased size this year, that little median will not be enough. Wonder if we can just set up camp right by that pavilion?
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I don't see why not.
If we get there as early as last time, it shouldn’t be a problem to set up and then make an LSB stand.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
new fanpost in the AM
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
yup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Where did you end up purchasing?
Also, is the size correct…meaning is a large really a U.S. large?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
XLARGE in Japan is Smedium in US.
He’ll have to stretch it out.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's kinda what I'm thinking.
I wonder if they even offer anything over XL.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
I could only imagine how many people would be jumping off bridges
here in the states if that was implemented here.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
I ordered the biggest one they sold from the link i put up.
I can’t find the shirts anymore, but it’s a confusing website.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
It really is.
Thanks goodness for google translator though.
Did you end up paying close $40 plus shipping?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
$59 was charged to my CC
Looks like the shirt was ~$39 so $20 for shipping from Japan isn’t too bad
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
My wife thinks its stupid
Says he plays for the Rangers now, and I should’ve gotten a Rangers shirt. This from the woman still holding onto her Barajas jersey…
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
My feeling is we're supporting him and his past.
Maybe make him feel a little more comfortable if he notices a few of us wearing them.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
I just think the design of their jerseys
are cool looking. I like the asymmetrical aspect of it.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME IF YOU GOT ONE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I'm still skeptical if it's coming. The charge has been 'processing' all week
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Darvish is going to be my next shirsey.
I had to retire my Hamilton from getting pit stains. So I am left with an Elvis and a Chris Davis.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Darvish jersey.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
Another reason to love The Grey. It’s absolutely brimming with .gif/meme potential.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, that is creepy
Like a hanging crucifix in a church.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Oh no you don't
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
Too soon?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
way too fucking soon
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Ugh, my meter must be malfunctioning.
I will hold off and try again around Opening Day.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
I have a red Kinsler shirsey
with the 2010 WS patch on the sleeve.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
I have an Elvis with a patch
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
ME TOO!!!!
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
High five!
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 1:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Replica jersey - 2010 Nelson Cruz WS patch....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
It's too hot for me at the ballpark to justify to getting a jersey...
I’ll stick with shirseys.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Wore that thing every time I went to a game....
August…in the LF lower deck….with a t-shirt under it…..
pfft….come at me, summer….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 2, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
I don't mind the heat
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Hamilton replica jersey I got a few years ago is very light and breathable.
So it’s not really any worse than a t-shirt.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
MAYBE I JUST DON'T WANNA SPEND $80 ON BALLPARK GARB THAT I'LL INEVITABLY SPILL BEER ON, DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
THAT'S WHY YOU ASK FOR IT FOR CHRISTMAS!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
MAYBE I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
MAYBE
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
i got the jersey with the WS patch for christmas
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
I've got Kinsler in that red body / blue sleeve look
not a game situation jersey, not bp either, but it’s a sharp look, I’ve gotten compliments
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
also, it's all embroidered, down to the letters
the heat transfer lettering on the new ones just feels a little cheap …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
They do that in baseball now too?
I thought the NHL was the only ones getting cheap. Probably why I’ve hung on to my Ott jersey this long.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
My most recent was a personalized(gay, I know) Stars jersey...
And those fucked up numbers just felt cheep.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
for the record: this is BT gagreeing w/ a Schoolly opinion
not the other way around . . . but in the end the important thing is that we share common ground on this
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
What that personalized jerseys are gay?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
no, that iron-on lettering feels cheap
compared to embroidered
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Fair enough...
I’ll be on the lookout for Rangers jerseys that say “Schoolly” on the back with an exclamation point where the number is supposed to be.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i still wear my Blalock shirsey regularly
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Just saw this headline on Lifehacker
“Give Yourself a Massage With a Baseball and a Sock”….heh. heh heh.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 2, 2012 1:34 PM CST reply actions
Hot milk
Mmmmm, tweak my nipple
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
So anyone know when that Mooyah's is supposed to open up in Denton?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
overrated, clap clap, clap clap clap
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
I rate it just properly
Honestly, I prefer Fuddruckers the most, buy Mooyah hooks you up with the fries.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
They have those steak fries, right?
They’re fine, but I can’t ever eat that many of those.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
have you tried the rings at fuddruckers?
way better than the fries there
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
nope
I don’t like onion rings much.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
well if you dislike fudd's fries
try the rings sometime, I was never a rings fan but fudds made me change that opinion
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
Weren't you the one hating on bacon in OT I?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
I’m just putting it all out there today.
Oh, and I don’t like cheese on my burgers.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I'm cutting cheese out of my diet starting day.
It’s a little depressing.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
What's it like to always sit when you pee?
And using feminine napkins every lunar cycle?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I can't even begin to imagine a life without bacon and onion rings
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
It's almost as though he hates beej's.
Almost.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Waka waka
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
My pickiness only extends to foods
I do not turn down any type of sexings a woman wants to do on me.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
It's never been an issue of turning down a beej
It’s more like me laying back on the bed, chair, whatever and thinking “yeah….can we get to the boning already?”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
As far as I'm concerned
It means less work for me with the same result. A true win-win.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Burgers are ok.
Nothing special. Fries are pretty good. Shakes are solid.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
My BTO
milkshakes = overrated
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
malts are better
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ugh
malts are even worse. Can’t stand malted milk flavor anything.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
MMMMMMM
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
not incidentally
I think frozen Whoppers are a top 5 candy
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
::shivers::
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
For a second I was thinking you were talking about the burger
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I did too
The first thought was “Why would you eat a Whopper?”…then the obvious “And why eat a frozen Whopper?” question popped into my head.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Whoppers blizzards were the best until they rolled out the mint oreo blizzards.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Eh, I have moods for both
My Braum’s orders average out for each.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
It's ice cream that you can suck through a straw.
What’s not to love?!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
meh
If I want ice cream I’ll just eat ice cream, it doesn’t need to be blended with milk so I can drink it.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Eh, to each his own.
I love shakes, malts, ice cream….all forms of ice cream are greatness to me.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Not towards you...
but is there any hamburger/fry joint that someone doesn’t think is overrated?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Twisted mother-loving Root!
Everything is amazing there.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 2, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
Yes yes yes
I’m convinced there is no better toppings on a burger than bleu cheese and jalapenos
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
they are the best
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
Goddamned right you are.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I really like how they give customers a "name" instead of a number, and it's the name of someone really silly, and then they call you by that silly name to announce your order is ready.
I love that.
/Angry Dog 4EVER
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I can relive some of Bart Simpson's finest moments
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I still think they stole this from me
I gave fake names at Joe Willy’s all the time growing up just to watch people look around for the famous person
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
oh shit
i remember joe willy’s and goin there all the time as a kid. they had a pop a shot too. im curious if it’s still around
about 10 years ago one opened in allen but didnt last very long
Yeah, I ride by one on the train ride into work everyday
Really need to find a way to go there for lunch one day.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
+1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
nope but they opened one in the SUB this past semester
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Holy God, you guys.
The chicken and waffles were fantastic.. I don’t know how I’m going to make it to 6PM tonight.. I need nothing but a nice long nap right now.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That sounds delicious.
I want that right now.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Also: Sweet Tea
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
where?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
heh
He’s got the itis
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
by Gdawg on Feb 2, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously.. I might have to take a "PT" break from work.
And by PT I mean go the fuck to sleep.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I was in boot camp for Thanksgiving..
We had an entire thanksgiving feast.. we even got to talk during dinner. AND our dinner time was extended to 30 minutes after we sat down.
We got back to our compartment… and were beat (PT’d) for about 2 hours.
Our instructors kept yelling that they were gonna keep going until we all threw up.
…
They were right.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
They tried to make me do PT an hour and a half before my fitness test.
I respectfully called them on it.
We just had a blood drive yesterday (during a training session) so I told our training officer that it was either training session or service hours for the squadron, his call.
Training session cancelled.
They really hate it when you know the rules..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Busy Busy Busy
So dk if this was said.. Superbowl blackout in Corpus Christi (maybe other places in south Tx, idk?)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46239949/
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you are never busy when you are in college
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
I actually had a late night last heh
and slept in today (just getting up)
I have to hurry and get ready and make my last class cause it’s that one that involves the dang group. Then work right after.
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My ex's Dad works for Grande and is being immediately sent to Corpus along with several other guys
cause everyone is switching to grande
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Grande is the only provider in Austin carrying The Longhorn Network
what a clusterfuck …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
UT really overreached on that one, didn't they?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
should be a case study for decades to come ...
I assume the rollout was rushed in relation to conference realignment wars and such, but wow what a trainwreck …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
It doesn't help that ESPN is not backing down on their demands.
Things will come to a head when CFB season starts back up.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
in abilene when i first got there,
so, 2005, abilene as a city did not have NBC (notice i said 2005, not 1905).
i snuck into a 21+ bar and watched the notre dame/usc game on this black and white tv, i think it was 13", and it had rabbit ears on it. fucking was the worst picture i had ever seen
it was the game where Reggie Bush pushed Leinart across the goal line for the game winning score
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yes. KRBC.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
yeah
where my wife worked when we met
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
in 2005?
well one of their major cable companies out there, i don’t know which one, didnt carry it. this was the cable we got in the dorms.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
blackout from january first until october first
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
i'm sorry, october 20th
the notredame usc game was october 15th
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
well, i wasnt rocking a satellite dish from my dorm room
we must hqave had cox
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 2, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
5 La Micoacana tacos for lunch and I just wanna go home.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Everyone loses at this game.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Fuckin' Schultzy retread over here...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I like to drink.
I like to drink whiskey.
I would not like to sit there and drink 16 whiskey shots in a row.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
If you have to drink 16 in a row your competition is cheating. Or you're a complete fucking moron when it comes to playing battleship.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
We'll see how well you keep track of things when you're two ships down.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
that has to be a team game
’cause a game of battleship usually takes 20 minutes or so, with 100 squares and roughly 20% occupied, that is a recipie for alcohol poisioning as a one player game
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 2, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
ALREADY BEEN POSTED
ALTHOUGH IF YOU’RE WILLING I’D PLAY THIS GAME WITH YOU
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
that would fuck me up lol
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Oh yeah, like I'd make it through unscathed..
THAT’S THE POINT, MORAN.
by the way, you missed out on the C&W
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
i know you called the police and had me removed
bastard
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Well if you weren't trying to kill me you could have stayed.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
i was going to carve the chicken and inject them
wtf
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
My bad bro!
If you’re still here you can get some!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
heh we're dumb
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Maybe in my younger years.
I’d be out after a patrol boat and a destroyer now
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Make it tequila and it's on.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
OHHH SHIT I'M GAME FOR THIS
YOU’RE ON AQUA.
TAILGATE?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Nope..
give me some Tablitas and I’ll be okay. heh
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
No to tablitas or me being okay? hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
You're right.
But it’d be fun for a little while hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Settle down there, champ.
I mean jeez.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Well you probably would have won if it was!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I still have nightmares about Tequila Pong
Count me out on that shit.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.. I think playing in teams of 4 would be best hah.
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I don't know if I'm going to make it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
eck. lol.
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haha awesome
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Nothing is better..
than going up to the ballpark on a day game with a light breeze in May with a packed house. My tradition is to go with my 13 year old brother (granted I’m 23) and go catch a few games when he is in town every year. My parents live with him in Charleston and whenever they come into town, we always go see a couple games. Got to get the younger generation started off on the right track.
I'm making sure that my little brother grows up knowing nothing but the Rangers
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So
Anyone ever encountered the hot chick/weird laugh combo? We have one in my office. So nice to look at, but that laugh is cray.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
yes.. I think it's kind of fun.
Makes me want to make her laugh more
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
or gag her laughing mechanism with a penis
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
That's the next step.
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That's funny.
/obscure joke that I hope someone gets
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You gonna learn today.
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Just laugh, dude!
No need to say it’s funny, just freakin’ laugh!!!
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Sigh
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Calm down, Sandy
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
It's actually an obscure Seinfeld quote
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's sooooooo funny.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I dated a girl like that in college.
It was enough to drive me away, seriously.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I went out on a date with a girl like that once
once
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Oh man...that's a tough combo to run into.
It’s similar to an annoying accent; you can only take so much.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
I don't really have a baseball tradition besides skipping class/work/anything for Opening Day.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Holy crap, ya'll
Christian Porn:
http://www.televictim.com/christianporn.html
Titles include “The Body of Chris,” “Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful,” and “In Rod We Trust.” All featuring married couples having sex “within the context of a Christian marriage.”
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
what the fuck?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
I'm intrigued.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Of course you are
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You aren't interested in seeing a "good Christian wife" taking a Peter North to the face?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
But maybe it's not...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Of course
We all are
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned!
The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own!
by BHill on Feb 2, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
where is this from?
funny
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
South Park, you plebian.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
I don't find South Park all that funny
I mean, sometimes I’ll get a chuckle, but that’s about it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
IT'S CERTAINLY NO FUCKING DADBONER.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
dadboner's letter to penthouse was great
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
That guy is not fucking funny.
Jesus.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
II don't like South Park either.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Holy Crap
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So are we renaming the Money Shot the Baptism?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
I laughed.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 2, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
Mother of God..
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No, that's not one...
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This is weird
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not going to click that link from work, but I assume it's fake?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
NO FLASH PHOTOS!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 2, 2012 2:21 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
ONE AUTOGRAPH PER PERSON
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
When I rode Pirates of the Caribbean, they forgot to tell us "no flash photography," so everyone was taking flash photos like crazy.
Then they brought the ride to a complete stop just so that they could tell us “no flash photography.” Disney don’t mess around with that flash photography crap.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
don't you know?
flashes on cameras make the animatronic robots go nuts. “Crush. Kill. Destroy.”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Season 2?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yeah, but when Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Fuck I laughed.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Wildcat
Saw The Grey the other night. The ending was simultaneously brilliant and disappointing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Did Liam not kick ass?
B/c that would be disappointing.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Oh he kicked plenty of ass.
Never you mind about that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well, poop, how am I going to talk about this in a non-spoilerish fashion?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
How was it
Other than the ending
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Incredibly intense.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So what you're saying is that it needs to be seen by the end of the weekend?
Got it.
All Hail Liam Neeson
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I think the trailers do it a bit of a disservice though
It’s not a “sit back and watch Liam kick ass” kind of movie. You leave it feeling pretty….I dunno. Pretty bummed.
But in a good sort of way, if that makes any sense.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
If we wanted that
We would watch Taken
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Right
but that’s exactly what the trailers were trying to sell (can’t blame them, really, if it puts more butts in seats).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
To me
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
To me it just looked like a cooler version of The Edge
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Edge sets up the conflict between the characters prior to the crash
In The Grey, you discover more about their previous lives, but prior to the crash they’re all just archtypes. It’s only during their quest for survival that you learn more about who these men are.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ACTION?!?!
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heh
Well there’s plenty of that too (including a friggin’ amazing/terrifying plane crash scene….not recommended for anybody afraid of flying).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Don't tell me I'll be bummed.
That leads me to believe all sorts of things.
DANGIT!!!
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I'm not talking about the ending
I’m talking about pretty much from opening scene to closing credits. It’s a pretty stark look at life and death.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Stay for the scene after the credits
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 2, 2012 3:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
WTF, THERE WAS A SCENE AFTER THE CREDITS?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
always stay after the credits
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
This.
It’s amazing that man can still walk.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
OH YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME, I MISSED THAT?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's 3 seconds long.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 2, 2012 3:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I DON'T CARE.
I BARELY EVEN BLINKED DURING THIS MOVIE BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO MISS LIAM’S AWESOMENESS.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
If you haven't been told what was after the credits
shoot me an email, and I’ll fill you in.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 2, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
I looked it up.
And now I’m sad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Depends on how you take it.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 2, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
One of my favorite scenes in Super Troopers is the closing credits.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Would you recommend it?
Is it anything like The Edge?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I would definitely recommend it.
They managed to run the gamut of “he’s the main character, he’s not going to die… HOLY SHIT, HE’S GOING TO FUCKING DIE, OH MY GOD. No wait. he’s good. NO, HE’S NOT GOOD AT ALL.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I shall have to see it
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No.
That was like the first half-hour or so.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Okay, cool.
I got a little panicky. I’m really looking forward to this movie.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Where are they now
Harold got chunky. Still love Hung.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Richard Blais
is still my all time favorite. got to meet him at CES last year.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Does anyone else want to see Man on a Ledge?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 2:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Ehhhhhh
Not really, to be honest. Not a fan of Sam Worthington. Looks kinda like an undercooked Inside Man.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Was thinking this, based on the commercials.
A combo of Inside Man and Phone Booth.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Phone Booth was fucking awful.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Hmmm, I hear the most contradictory opinions on this one
Never have seen it. I love Colin Ferrell, but the premise…yeah, kind of a stretch. Some of my friends swear by it though.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
its ok, not completely awful but not great either
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
It has the potential to be amazing
It was good, but something about it just seemed a bit off.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Yep
Though it did properly utilize Kiefer Sutherland’s awesome voice.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Truth.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
hes the only reason i am thinking of seeing it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I think most of us wanna see him JUMP!
JUMP! JUMP!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
A little change-up here
Worst Clint Eastwood Movie?
I’m draggin’ ass through the Dirty Harry series right now. Should be getting Sudden Impact in the mail today.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Bridges of Madison County?
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Yyyyyyyep.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Would some of his shitty directorial work.. like say, fucking Invictus count?
I assume J. Edgar would be in the conversation to, but LOL NEVER SAW.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
I'm gonna catch heat on this one
but I seriously hated Gran Torino.
Invictus and J. Edgar just looked kinda dull.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Torino was better than Changling
although Eastwood the Director is one preachy fuck.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
Man, I forgot all about Changeling
and Hereafter, for that matter. For that matter, I thought Flags of Our Fathers was boring as shit too (although I loved Letters From Iwo Jima).
Crap. I think I may be an Eastwood-hater. :-/
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
For that matter, lol
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Gran Torino was pretty funny
not sure if that was intended though
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Uh, I didn't like Million Dollar Baby.
I was enjoying the boxing movie during the first half; then the second half became this boring pro-euthanasia crapfest.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Now MDB I thought was excellent
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
I liked Morgan Freeman (of course), but I hated the complete change in the trajectory of the story midway through.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Is he related to Mike E?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Mike E's name is Eastwood?
Some folks hate HONKYTONK MAN b/c Clint does his own damn country singing …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Eastwood's singing is horrid.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
"Replace Ace? Done. Ace's was too long anyway." --Micah 1-17-12
free associating: Eastwood's support of JAZZ
He exec produced a great Dave Brubeck documentary last year. BIRD, for better or worse, is worth having as a Charlie Parker bio-pic, wouldn’t have gotten made without him.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Gran Torino is one of the most painful movies I've ever seen.
It’s just shy of being so bad it’s hilarious.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 2, 2012 4:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Not for me
it is that bad that its hilarious
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
UIL Realignment came down today.
My school is in District 3-5A, where we’ve never been before.
District 3
Arlington
Arlington Bowie
Arlington Houston
Arlington Lamar
Arlington Martin
Ft Worth Paschal
North Crowley
Weatherford
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
WOO
Pascal! We can beat them!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
North Crowley?
WTF?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So random.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
When I was in HS, the non Arlington schools were
Cedar Hill, Duncanville and Desoto
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
8-5A FOR LIFE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Except for that part when we were 6-5A.
And played Haltom instead of Duncanville.
Except for that!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Haha
I was there during the Arlington, Dville, Desoto
Golden days
Played baseball against all you fuckers
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You went to Duncanville, right?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Makes for an interesting topic
1. What’s the highest level baseball you played?
2. What was your main position?
I played through HS (Liberty Hill). Was a right fielder and middle reliever. Primarily threw the splitter.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
HS (Jesuit)
Starting Pitcher (93-95). Threw a mediocre fastball, an even more laughable changeup, and a “slider” that rarely caught any part of the plate. Also couldn’t hit worth a shit.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yeah once I started pitching more my hitting went straight down the shitter
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
twhs
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Played until I was a sophomore in HS.
3B/LF
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
JC (Never actually played in a game, though :/ )
SS
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
RF
8th Grade PE class.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Middle School
Outfield.
I probably could have played more as a kid, but I chose Tae Kwon Do over baseball… then I got in trouble and couldn’t do TKD anymore.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
T-ball, 4 years old
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
pitcher
never the catcher. never.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
It's bad on the knees.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
softball for me...
1. high school varsity
2. i moved around as i grew up: was a catcher for a few years moved to shortstop which is where I played the longest and then was coverted to left field when i joined varsity.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
When did you graduate, again?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
He meant HS.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So 2004.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
whoa
I know it. 1998
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Pfff
babies
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Nothing worse than hearing younger people say they feel old.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I think we're the exact same age.
You, st1ck and myself…not sure who else falls in our group.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I turn 34 this month.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Two months for me.
I turn 34 on Opening Day
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What a nice birthday present.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Turn your thermostat up to 89 and suck back on a werthers original you old fart.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I enjoy Werther's Originals.
Those are tasty.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
by Brad on Feb 2, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I thought everyone liked them.
Maybe we really are old.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
I like them
and I’m older than you…so there’s that.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
We are a stereotype!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
high five!
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I probably do have farts older than you.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
We call a 23 year-old freshman in our squadron t"he old man."
To be fair, the oldest you can be to come here is 22.
Yeah.. I was pretty sure I was younger than him haha.
So his senior year I played against him..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That's when I graduated HS.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I remember Haltom!
The Buffaloes. We played them for Homecoming one year and actually won.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You went to Martin, right?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yep
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I banged a Haltom Buffalo onces...
She had the hugest ass I’ve ever…Well you get the idea.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It was weird...
She had a small waist but once you got to dat ass she belonged in a rap video.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
FUUUCK YEAH SON
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That's... uh.. pretty out there for the Arlington schools.. Especially all the non-Martin ones.
If they’re doing that shit why don’t they just group Arlington and Mansfield together..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
5-5a
District 5 — Coppell, Denton Ryan, Lewisville Flower Mound, Lewisville Hebron, Lewisville, Lewisville Marcus.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Back in MY DAY there was only one Lewisville HS.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 2, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
back in my day, we were in the same district as southlake
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, your day must have sucked.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 2, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
guess the flower mound schools
moved out of allen’s district
No when I was in high school the Plano Schools and Allen got moved from 9-5A to whatever district Southlake Carroll was in.
I guess they got moved again.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Lumped in with all the Mansfield schools I bet
It’s almost in Mansfield anyways
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yeah. Seguin has never been with the other Arlington schools
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Still 4A.
District 15
Arlington Seguin
Ennis
Lancaster
Mansfield Lake Ridge
Mansfield Legacy
Mansfield Summit
Red Oak
Waxahachie
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Good.
Tired of Lancaster getting stuck with Corsicana all the time.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
5-4A
WF Rider
WF High School
Azle
Denton
Denton Guyer
Lake Dallas
Byron Nelson
Brewer
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
what the fuck is denton byron nelson
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't heard of Brewer or Byron Nelson
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Waxahachieeee!
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Just attack everything I love in life
You’re about to start ranting about Neffy, aren’t you?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I AM NOT
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
HAHAHA!
That is some quality right there.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Love Neffy.
But it’s Waxahachie, man, come on.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I was messing with you
And Waxahachie is alright. I wouldn’t say that I love it, but I definitely like it. I don’t like big citys, so it’s good for me in that regard.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I like it
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Worst. District. Ever.
District 1
El Paso Americas
El Paso Bel Air
El Paso Coronado
El Paso Eastwood
El Paso El Dorado
El Paso Franklin
El Paso Montwood
El Paso Socorro
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
haha
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Doesn't Jesuit have some D-1 talent on their roster?
Should be good this year?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Dallas' 4A schools
District 11
Dallas Adamson
Dallas Carter
Dallas Kimball
Dallas Molina
Dallas Pinkston
Dallas Seagoville
Dallas South Oak Cliff
North Dallas
District 12
Dallas Adams
Dallas Conrad
Dallas Hillcrest
Dallas Jefferson
Dallas Lincoln
Dallas Samuell
Dallas Spruce
Dallas Wilson
and I guess they opened Wilmer Hutchins back up. the 3A dallas schools
District 11
Dallas Hutchins
Dallas Madison
Dallas Prime Prep Academy
Dallas Roosevelt
Ferris
Irving North Hills *
I thought Hutchins was closed down.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Apparently it re-opened this year
and took over the A Maceo students. Which apparently is now a magnet.
9-5A adds Pearce in place of Samuell...
District 9
Dallas Jesuit
Dallas Skyline
Dallas Sunset
Dallas White
Richardson
Richardson Berkner
Richardson Lake Highlands
Richardson Pearce
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I was a maceo we were playing in baseball and up like 30-0
when one of the guys get’s to first base. The first baseman asks our guy “how long have you been playing baseball”
“i don’t know. Since I was 5, I guess.”
“This is my first time”
School has no more athletics.
The football team moved to Wilmer Hutchins, at least from what I read.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well, my school is going to revert back to the records they had while I attended
0 win seasons are gonna cause flashbacks.
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 2, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't know Midlothian had moved up to 5A.
That’s a good district.
District 7
Cedar Hill
De Soto
Duncanville
Grand Prairie
Mansfield
Mansfield Timberview
Midlothian
South Grand Prairie
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Because they have basically unlimited space to expand southward.
Once they landlocked Arlington on the SE side, Mansfield had it made.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Aren't there two more planned?
Hell, I never heard of Lake Ridge…I knew of the other four
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I can't believe Arlington never built another on the west side of town.
And instead decided to put Seguin a few blocks away from Bowie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
At least there is an interstate highway in between them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I thought they were trying to build one near 303 and Green Oaks
I guess I made that up.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Big Daddy HS
They’ve been planning that since I was a kid, but I don’t think they’ve ever done it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yup.. My parents house backs up to the tennis courts of Mansfield Legacy
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Today...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Kinda creepy?
Before Legacy was built we could see the whataburger on 157 from our catwalk hah.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
It's always weird to me when people call it 157.
I always called it Cooper.
But it’s the opposite with 303.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I always called it Cooper (lived most my life in Arlington off 20)
but when I moved to mansfield, it was right as it was starting to take off population/shops/shit to ever drive to mansfield for-wise.. most people would hear me say Cooper and be like.. What the fuck is that? So I had to alter it 157 when I was around Mansfield folk, and Cooper when I was around Arlington folk
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
They live on Yukon.. the first left after you enter twin creeks
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Heh. Nice.
Why? If you don’t mind me asking hah
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 4:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
There are a shitload.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Back in the day, this would have been a badass district.
Except for LD Bell.
District 6
Carrollton Turner
Colleyville Heritage
Euless Trinity
Grapevine
Hurst Bell
Irving
Irving MacArthur
Irving Nimitz
10-15 years ago that district would have been impossible to win.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x
http://www.utexas.edu/uil/alignments/2012/alignments/fb-bb-5a-2012.pdf
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
FiveA shmive A
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Weatherford in the same district as Arlington?
That’s weird.
I guess Paschal is the last 5A school in Fort Worth.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 2, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
It's better than what was in the past
Weatherford with the Abilene teams with some 100 miles between them.
My alma mater Aubrey got no favors
with Argyle, Carrollton Ranch View, Frisco Lone Star, and Celina
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I didn't even know there was a high school in Sachse
GHS used to be 12-5A I think.
District 11
Garland
Garland Lakeview Cent
Garland Naaman Forest
Garland Rowlett
Garland Sachse
North Garland
South Garland
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Interesting...
I just got this same shirt for your mom.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
What, you're not allowed to buy classy attire for ladies anymore?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I figured he'd be flattered that somebody was so thoughtful to Mrs. Morris.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
So I just found out nnew Arrested Development is coming out in 2013 on Netflix.
How am I just hearing this damnit…I hate being late to party’s.
you are out of the loop...new season followed by a full length movie bro
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore.
It has become a destination for certain types which I am not. Love the Rangers, not this —
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Top 5 LSB Quote
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
easily
and then he straight up denied it and said his acct got hacked…..brilliant
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
its in my sig
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
no prob.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
the only way I remember the quote is by finding your sig
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
it should never die
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
read mine
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
yeah
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Yeah the whole Mark from OC Saga is what pushed it in to Top 5 territory
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Can someone explain why I never heard the word "gluten" 2 years ago
and now I hear it every damn day?
Latest diet fad.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Or you could have a terrible disease that keeps you from being able to eat gluten...
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
there's some bullshit "research" that claims that autistic kids should'nt have gluten because the gluten makes them act up
the issue, I think, is with autistic kids that also have gluten sensitivity issues, not all autistic kids. When an autistic kid feels uncomfortable or is in pain, instead of saying “mama/daddy, I don’t feel good,” they’ll just flip out sometimes, yelling and screaming and going ape. Yeah, SOME kids that go off gluten have far less behavior problems and can appear to be more attentive, but I’m convinced that it’s only the ones with stomach problems caused from the gluten. Gluten has zero direct effect on kids’ behavior.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I'm always skeptical of "research" . . . something about the quote marks
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
hahaha
usually it’s one or two “scientists” trying to come out with something new to get attention. See: the idiot “doctor” who claimed vaccinations caused autism.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Thank you Jenny Mcarthy
Now anytime I see the words “autistic” and “research” together my bullshit alarm goes to 11
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
there's some good legit research out there about it
but there’s some crappy stuff, too. There’s a lot of money in autism research and treatment since there are a lot more kids being diagnosed today as opposed to 10-15 years ago, mainly because research is showing us more about it. 15 years ago, a high-functioning kid (like mine) would probably just be labeled as “weird” and “dumb” when he’s far from both.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
x
Duff Beer (£25; roughly $40). Brewed in Germany, 4.7 percent lager
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
When I was in Italy, they were selling Duff everywhere.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
What's the shipping cost?
I bet you would end up spending $75 for a case of really awful beer.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
You're missing the point.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You missed it
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What are you saying differently than bto?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Everything
And nothing.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
OH YEAH!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
There's a Duff brewed in Argentina too
that gets sold everywhere.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
how many mice in the bottles or jars of Hitler heads come off that factory line?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Oh, bout 'thirfythound.
/Nolan
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't think that the "/Nolan" part was necessary
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So, just to clarify on MLB.tv
if I just wanted to cancel my cable and order MLB.tv, I wouldn’t be able to watch the Rangers games in real time due to blackouts?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not unless you use PayPal and some form of IP hiding mechanism like TOR.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Is that difficult to do?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You should ask Ben nicely to help you.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What is the reasoning behind this?
Marketing for FSSW?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Sure, but what is the use of getting it if I can't watch my own team?
it’s just weird…
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
So that you will buy a ticket to go to the game.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Or watch it on the network that pays so much for you to see their advertising.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Exactly.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yup
MLB enjoyed my $150 or whatever it was last year
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Used it to buy a new friggin wild card
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
you have my email, right?
email me.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Goddamn.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'mma need some LSB nerds like VFN to figure out who this lady is.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
vnf and LSJ should have a contest
See who can figure it out first.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think we all win no matter the scenario.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
True
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You two can eat a dick.
That is all.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
:)
.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Marisol Gonzalez.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Atta boy
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
http://www.brobible.com/slideshows/view/hottest-super-bowl-mirasol-gonzalez
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hmmmmm...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Is she doing the SB
(here come the jokes..)
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes, she is reporting on the Super Bowl...
Not sure what kind of jokes you were going for here, pervert.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I thought "DOING the SB" would inspire LSB to think dirty
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm really not sure why women can't be taken seriously if they have a good body...
They’re reporting is just asgoooardgklmafghki hahahahahaha I couldn’t even finish it. THAT’S A FINE BITCH THAT I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE DOGGIE STYLE SEX WITH.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I was about to send an ambulance to your house
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes, 911? I need to send an ambulance to BigTill's house.
What do you mean, you don’t know where that is? It’s BigTill’s house! Just follow the stench of old beer and horrible decisions.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And poor music opinions
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And unused condoms!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Unborn babies
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I guess those two go together
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
The awesome part is that nobody can see her face...
And nobody gives a fucking shit, either.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
She has a face?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I can kind of see it
Looks good
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My eyes tried making their way up the picture
but every time they stop on those missiles about halfway up the picture.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
They're some fine up tops indeed.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Its hard enough makingnit passed the legs
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Fucking caption on that pic makes it easier
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Ahhh! That is a word that you definitely do not want to google.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
LOL
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So what do you think the most cost efficient way would be to get six boxes (all about shoebox size)
sent to DFW by tomorrow?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I would counsel everyone to refrain from answering this question.
/looks at Benji suspiciously.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
C4 can fit into boxes that size...
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
lonestar overnight
but seriously.. i would use UPS
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
DON'T HIRE JARRETT, HIRE THE FUCKING HOT CHICK WITH THE F-350
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Will they be ticking?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
overnight
UPS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
only next day because that's transit time from hou->dfw
not guaranteed next day
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Wanna cook steak tonight
but don’t have a lot of time to marinade.
Any suggestions from the grill masters?
Beans or no beans?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Is this becoming a meme?
I kind of like it.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
It is now.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 3:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You could go simple
dry rub.
salt
pepper
garlic powder
onion powder
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Replace salt with seasoned salt
Love it on steaks.
Don’t need marinade on a good cut. What are you grilling?
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Good choice
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I like the Montreal steak seasoning.
I also sometimes rub it with butter while it is cooking.
by Scruffy Nurfherder on Feb 2, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I normally do something similar to this
only I use paprika as well. It’s really good.
Yea there's a ton
of substitutes, basically just pick out flavors that you like and go with them.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
the bold flavors
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
worchestershire and pepper
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I've been know to cheat a little and dab some liquid smoke on a steak destined for a propane grill...
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I do that with chicken breasts
especially if I’m making fajitas.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
worchestershire/salt/pepepr is what I do on burgers
as long as they’re not overcooked (more than medium) you’d never know that it’s 93/7 ground beef.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Oh you fancy.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
they're pretty good
I enjoy them more than 80/20 burgers
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
go see Chuck's mea culpa for his performance on Baseball IQ
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
CHUCKS COMING TO THE TAILGATE
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Chuck Morgan just said that he'll stop by the tailgate
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So jelly
Wish I could make it out there to meet you bunch of derelicts.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Work will prevent me from going.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
You're not meeting me
That comment hurt my feelings
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Really?
He made it to Opening weekend tailgate last year too. We all just gathered around him and basked in his awesomeness. There are some funny pics of it somewhere.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yep
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Who are the other three people?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's exactly how I pictured herbs
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Love that guy
Helped so much with everything last year. Good guy
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
If only Greeny were still here
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Herbs isn't a real person
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
OH MY GOD
IS CHUCK MORGAN DRINKING A KEYSTONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Looked to me like a Michelob Ultra...
So not bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It looks like a Mich Ultra
But it can’t be. Has to be a ’Stone
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
if Chuck Morgan is drinking Keystone
IT VALIDATES MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
it shouldn't
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just to set the record straight....
I was born 100 miles southeast of Budweiser ground zero…Weather reports from that day indicated, due to strong northwesterly winds, the smell of Budweiser hops were floating over St. Joseph Hospital in Murphysboro, IL. There was a belief in southern Illinois that when Anheuser-Busch owned the Cardinals, the more Budweiser that you drank, the better the Cardinals would be.
I spent my growing up years with a radio under the pillow listening to Harry Caray tell me that it was time for an ice cold Budweiser. Years later, I hosted the Budweiser segment of the Grand Ole Opry and it was me telling hillbillies that it was time for an ice cold Budweiser.
I’m a Rangers fan and a Bud man. I will have Bud at the tailgate.
Thanks
Chuck
by chuckranger83 on Feb 4, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
And he put on an awesome jacket.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Was kinda hoping he'd be wearing it for the Baseball IQ show
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
That would have been awesome.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I work with a guy who's been to every MLB stadium but Fenway and Coors.
Asked him his favorite: Angels.
Was not expecting. . .
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by philkid3 on Feb 2, 2012 4:13 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Did he give a reason?
Maybe weather related?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Atmosphere, amenities and smells.
Likes it more than Wrigley and he’s a cubs fan.
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by philkid3 on Feb 2, 2012 4:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it is supposed to be a BA stadium
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
You'd think that he would visit Fenway first
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Or have it be one of the first ones
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have a friend that went to every stadium in one summer...
Favorite: Dodgers
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I've been to only a handful
but I have been to Fenway and Coors.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I love Fenway
been there twice.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 2, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
I can't decide if I want to go to the tailgate or not
Not sure how many of you people i actually want to meet.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
;)
.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's different and kind of wierd.
But fun. Everyone has a good time. And you’ll forget who is who pretty handily.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah
The first one was just a bunch of small groups in a common area. They got better. Alcohol definitely helped. But not hackey-sack. Fuck that shit!
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Haha, that sounds like something oc would start up.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Or perhaps Benji?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nah, that's defintely oc.
Hacky sack is for hippies.
Oddly enough Witt, Hypo lives in Austin, haha.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
Max
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes
How does the 4th work for you, jam?
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What the fuck just happened?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Feeding each other tablitas.
Hopefully jam’s wife will understand.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
She's married to me.
She understand what tablitas can do to men.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Fiesta "gringo'ed" me on Saturday
Bought 4 lbs of the worst tablitas I’ve ever had. They were all too thick and fatty. There were clearly two different stacks of meat in the case. I’m sure she gave me the crappy ones.
Also, $3.89/lb right now if you buy over 3 lbs.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
My memory is hazy
But I believe it was Hypoluxa.
Benji’s never been, that I know of…….
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
except for IANF
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Heh
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You seem pretty cool
I’ll meet you
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This actually means a lot coming from a guy like Bruce Boudreau...
“I thought (Benn) was a pretty good player, but i didn’t think he was going to turn out to be the player he is,‘’ Boudreau said. "I think he’s one of the finest young players in the league that nobody knows about. If this kid was in Toronto, they’d be making statues of him."
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Wow.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 2, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
Can anybody tell me why there would be a Billy Joel banner in the rafters at Nassau Coliseum?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Because he's an icon in that area.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Yeah
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
well why not?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know...
I’m asking.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
he played there a lot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Cause nobody else would?
Cause Raamstein plays at the AAC a lot.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I'm confused by this statement
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
Me too...
Best just to leave it alone.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Asking question from a question
never resolves anything Chrom…
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
sometimes it does
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
For all you Psych fans, look what I got.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
heh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It also comes with a pineapple shaped stress ball.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I can never find the pineapples
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
closure has shown me that
I don’t want to ruin the fun
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It may not always be a full real pineapple.
Can be pineapple slices, a pineapple decoration…
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Those are some cool glasses
Not sure what they have to do with Pysch
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 4:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Shaun owns a coffee mug like that, if I recall correctly.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I just found out this show did a Twin Peaks episode.
Do you recall seeing that one?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, but since I didn't watch Twin Peaks I didn't get all the references.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Yeah I figured so.
I’m not sure many people here ever watched it.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'm finding out that more and more of my friends actually watched it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Quite possibly one of the strangest shows I've ever watched.
I watched it maybe 5-6 years ago for some random reason, and really enjoyed it.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Hey sweet...
A mug.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you around philkid?
tf2 tonight?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I'm at work.
Probably not but well see.
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by philkid3 on Feb 2, 2012 4:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Day two of the gym.
Actually looking forward to working some of this soreness out. I can even extend my arms fully.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The fucks an HMart?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I think it's that asian marketplace.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
what date is the opening day Tailgate?
and if you say opening day, I’m going to come to the tailgate and smash you in the face with a T-rex bone
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
4-7
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
4/7
game #2
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
hmmmmm
I can try, but not sure I can make it. Wife wants to go to DFW the weekend before for some autism symposium and so we can do anniversary celebrations…t’would be tough to justify the trip 2 weekends in a row…
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I don't think my wife could stand being at my parents' house for a full week.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Crash at Herbs and TnT's new place
Or split the time with RF…I’m sure kok will only be there for one of those weekends…
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
yeah.
I’ll bring my wife, 1 year old and 4 year old and we’ll stay with TNT and Fake Herbs.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Leave the kids at parents
They’re grandparents, they’ll love it…..
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i am not having my wife stay with me at TNT/Fake Herbs' pad
“what are you guys talking about dinosaur penises for?!?”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Heh
Fine. It could be the best week of your life. Bring your gun, we can spend the days fucking up ’the city in which I work"
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i wonder if I could somehow get a weekend pass and just go by myself
hmmm..
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
i'll try
really looking forward to that particular weekend, you guys
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
If you got away to eat cougar stew,
you can surely get away for the TG/opening weekend.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
I would eat a...
never mind.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i burned almost all of my capital on that
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Making pretty poor use of a T-rex bone...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
don't worry about it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
x
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
is that what you call your penis?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i call him a lot of things
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
like?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
you'll never know
probably
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
damn
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
probably
“so you’re saying there’s a chance!”
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
don't you get my hopes up, bob
don’t you do it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
in a bed
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Really?
You haven’t gotten a bj in your squad car?
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 2, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
no
I have not.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
You're doing it all wrong.
They need to give you a desk job, man.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 2, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
What about the time you locked yourself and your mate in the back seat cause you forgot about the fact that the back doors can only be opened from the outside?
O’Hagen was pissed.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
he's spent mucho time in a theatre....too convenient
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I feel like we've done this before.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't particularly care for ketchup period.
Used to love it but I grew out of it when I discovered ranch or gravy for my french fries.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you people and your ranch
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
In a perfect world my fries are seasoned and I need nothing on them..
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
jack in the box drive thru
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
did you eat tacos after?
that would be the greatest thing that had ever happened to me
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Hell no
JitB tacos are nasty.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
you are insane
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
you are the one that is insane
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i am not
I would eat literally 20 JitB tacos if i could
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
No...
Just no.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I had a jumbaco the other day and just wanted to puke all of it up and give up on lunch for the day.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Frying a taco with veges already in them never seems like a good idea.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
you're right
IT’S A FUCKING AWESOME IDEA
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Bob is correct here
And the slice of american cheese tops it off.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Except for the fact Loblaw would totally hate that last part
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
well
I obviously skip the cheese BECAUSE IT RUINS A PERFECTLY GOOD TACO
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
they don't put the cheese in before they drop it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
wait what are we talking about?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
So wait a minute...
You’re the one dickhead who asks for no cheese on those worthless tacos?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yes i am
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
police departments must require y'all to not have tastebuds
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
don't eat
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Or bring your own goddamn food.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Fuck that
It’s free…..
I mean, it’s a free country…..yeaaaah
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
good save, bro
it’s 50% off here. so is Whataburger, IHOP and truck stop Subway.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I would not take free tacos
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Tell that to someone who smoked a big bowl of pot at 2a...
oh wait………..
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Shutup dumbass, there's cops here.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I would be totally fucked
I mean, it is in a cops sig here
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
evidence
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
you have no jurisdiction!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
doesn't help
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Do you like the diarrhea monster?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i feel like i need to add this to my sig
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Why?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
it sounds funny
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
don't worry
those are there forever
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I should come to the tailgate dressed as Max and he as me
A burden should never be something out of your control.
well fuck you then
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yours is there for the long run too, buddy
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
or the worst
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
behind the curtains backstage of a theater production
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
was it from another dude?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
You obviously aren't familiar with the sluttiness of theatre chicks.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i just couldn't pass up the opportunity to make that joke
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
This also goes for band chicks.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Absolutely
What they may lack in hotness, they gain in promiscuity.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
flutist
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
And they enjoy getting finger banged on the long drive back from away games...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
and have you not read my stories about the crazy broad at the theater?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Wrong theater.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
haha
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Bathroom of the BBQ restaurant that I worked at in high school...
Twice
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Loblaw's mom's bed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
did she let you skip the line?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
He paid extra for that pass that lets you cut...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
paid the dude at the door to say he was on
THE LIST™
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
fastpass!
which also describes aquas stamina
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 4:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
BOOM
But let’s be honest it’s your mom and going side to side isn’t that fun anyway.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
And of course I fucked that up.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
this is a funny subthread
MY MOTHER ISSUES FASTPASSES FOR PEOPLE TO CUT IN THE MASSIVE LINE OF DUDES WAITING TO HAVE SEX ON HER.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
YOUR MOTHER IS TAYLOR SWIFT?!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Who doesn't?
Or hasn’t for that matter?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
it is cause you're white
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
She does prefer multiple black dongs at the same time.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I am going to paint mine black if I ever meet her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Don't forget to bring a pack of magnums to pull off the charade.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you think she wants condoms?
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah I know but you gotta make the offer...
Of course she’s gonna turn it down but it gets her attention as to what you’re workin with.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
why would I have to show her the condoms when I could show her my cinnamon colored lollipop?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have more than one stop in a day.
Your mother says hello, too, Chrom.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
FRAG OUT.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 5:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
well fuck
I have nothing witty to say
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was off that day so I got there early.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Side of the road on Hwy 31
Which is kinda sad, actually.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 2, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
DJ booth, or the delivery entrance of the Nacogdoches "mall"
whichever is crazier.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 2, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
in a bathroom backstage at a Henry Rollins concert
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Kinda cliche I guess.. but driving down I-20 at 2AM
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 5:02 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
In the courtyard of a monastery
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
about to order a knockoff jersey
from god knows where. China/Thailand —> Germany —> USA
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I love Quesa-D-Ya's.
None of you can convince me otherwise.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
casadias
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Just opened one across from where I work in Coppell.
Free guacamole Thursday!!
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
The grilled cheese's slightly less delicious brother.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The fuck you say?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Repeat:
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches > Quesadillas
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I see a flogging in your future.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
guys, guys..come on now
they’re BOTH disgusting. Argument solved.
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I don't think you should be allowed to talk about food
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i want pizza for dinner
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
ugh
i would REALLY love pizza from The Hideaway
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I had that this past weekend
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i prefer the OKC/Norman ones to the Stillwater one
there are differences. Like the crust
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I have only had it here
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
taco pizza!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
This is the last answer I would have ever imagined you saying.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
Sometimes you just wanna fucking pig out on Cici's
A burden should never be something out of your control.
One of the situations in which quantity over quality is acceptable.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Mongolian grills are good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
WOAH
The Bellagio buffet is some of the best fucking food I’ve ever eaten, buffet or not.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Just making sure...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
^^^Truth
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
SHUT UP, YOU!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
While this may not be true.
Folks who pay money to a restaurant for a fucking quesadilla need to have their heads examined. It’s a tortilla sandwich, folks. Make it at home for a fraction of the price. Seeing people pay $6-8 for a quesadilla at a restaurant—that shit’s cray.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Well... I think this can be said for just about any item on any menu.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
KNOWLEDGE BOMB, BITCHES
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Perhaps, but quesadillas are the most extreme case.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Extreme cases...
it’s definitely a top 10 item.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
Chicken sandwich
Routine breakfast items (scrambled eggs, hash browns, etc.)
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
No shit
I can buy a bag of cheese and a package of tortillas for $6.
Those prices are insane- and the Coppell location isn’t far from where I work, but $7.50 for a small?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
tortillas are better than bread
you are wrong
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i do agree with this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
not all breads.
green chile cheddar bread, for example, is vastly superior to any tortilla
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
is this a place?
or the food? if it is the food, I don’t know why anyone would try
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it's a place on Lower Greenville.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Not where I live.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I just now discovered that Chipotle makes quesadillas...
After I already ordered my burrito…WOMP WOMP
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Just paid someone else $300 to do 20 hours of menial work I didn't want to do.
Feel better now.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Indentured servants are fun.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 5:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Is 7 years still the going timeline these days?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
5 with "good" behavior
If you know what I mean winkwink
I call it the Thomas J special
A burden should never be something out of your control.
did they fill out a w-9?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Benji paid cash under the table.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
canvas bag with "$" on it
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
what work was it? lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
what did i miss with Francessa and Corby?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
nevermind
found it on the unticket
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Just Francessa being the Northeast dumbshit that thinks he's better than everybody...
You know, like all of them.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
you're from Texas
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
when's the move?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
sad face
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
i might not ever get to hang out with you
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
gonna try
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Northeast Texas doesn't count, fucko.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
my son is on the coffee table and i don't want to bother to tell him to get down
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
If there's glass, that might be a good idea.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
all wood
heh
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
you know you want to
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
If it was dark wood
This would be just like the Taylor Swift gangbang.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I thought it was fine
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah
I’ll approve
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I went to my brother's house one time
and one of his dogs was just chilling on the counter sitting in a prone position watching squirrels outside.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Gravity is the great equalizer.
Launch him.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 5:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
self correcting problem
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Anyone here enjoy sweet potatoes?
Think I’m gonna try to make some tonight, but don’t know which direction I should I take.
I like making baked sweet potatoes
put some cinnamon on top and I make a homemade cinnamon sugar honey butter
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Turn in the opposite direction and get regular fucking potatoes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Sweet potatoes
have way more nutritional value.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
Then make some brussel sprouts
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Here's a rec
Mix some dijon mustard, balsamic vinegar and olive oil together in a ramekin and use as a glaze
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Heh. ramekins
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 2, 2012 5:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Sweet potatoes are excellent.
Just keep the marshmallows the hell away.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 2, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
That doesn't make them good.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Most things with nutrional value aren't the best tasting.
I’m realizing that very quickly.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
I fucking love sweet potatoes
Love them with just a little cinnamon and a small, small amount of butter.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Well that's what I'll do.
Boil then mash I suppose?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
Foil with a little salt, for about an hour on 350?
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
That's what I do.
Rock salt em up and foil em up. 45 min on 400 or hour on 350 or till tender, usually.
My honey butter is literally just land o’ lakes whipped butter and i squeeze in honey and a little cinnamon and blend to taste
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I have Land o lakes cinnamon butter.
Have you tried it? It’s fucking delicious.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
They make it?
Well shit. Just throw some honey in that
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This stuff
http://www.landolakes.com/product/19406/salted-whipped-butter
A burden should never be something out of your control.
the Francessa/Corby audio is pretty great
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
is this from the ticket?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
no thanks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
so funny
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
maybe
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the ticket is funny, magne
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
maybe
I don’t listen to the radio. I listen to podcasts mostly
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
hipstery
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
we are going to need a new thread tonight
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:17 PM CST via Android app reply actions
oh
so that must mean no one will post
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'll be in around 11pm or so
but only until 1 or 2 am
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
I figure thats when I will be around
maybe ten
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
which reminds me that I need to go to the liquor store
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Go to Specs and let us know your adventure.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
I bet that is far
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're in Arlington?
You’ll be seeing some soon. Good word on the street is they’ll be the powerhouse in less than 2 years in the metroplex.
by lost in space on Feb 2, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
yep
majestic is right down the street
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So Padma's dress last night.
Yes.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
who is padma?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
I think she was in the Taylor Swift gangbang and someone forgot to wipe her arm
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would have sex with that woman
but she isn’t all that super hot. Bad pic?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
Yeah, there are definitely better pics out there.
although she never looks as good in pics as she does on the show.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
DON'T CRITICIZE *MIKE ADAMS'* FIELDING ABILITIES
He’ll win Gold Gloves someday . . . /PADMA joke, heh
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Sons of Anarchy is not that great of a show, you guys
The Wire has ruined me for watching tv serieseses
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
never seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Loblaw, make a new thread.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
why don't you make a new thread on my nuts?
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
x
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"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 5:22 PM CST reply actions
i was JUST about to do this
"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012
"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012
"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12
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