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A popular Dairy Queen item is the Blizzard, which is soft-serve mechanically blended with mix-in ingredients such as sundae toppings and/or pieces of cookies, brownies, or candy. It has been a staple on the menu since its introduction in 1985, a year in which Dairy Queen sold 100 million Blizzards.[16] Popular Blizzard flavors include: Oreo Cookies, mint Oreo, chocolate chip cookie dough, M&M's (Smarties in Canada), Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, Heath bar, and Butterfinger. Seasonal flavors are also available such as October's Pumpkin Pie.[17] It has been argued that Dairy Queen drew its inspiration from the concrete served by the St. Louis based Ted Drewes.[18] On July 26, 2010, Dairy Queen introduced a new "mini" size Blizzard, served in 6 oz. cups.

Prior to the introduction of the Blizzard in 1985, Dairy Queen served conventional "thick" milk shakes, in traditional flavors such as vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry, with or without added malt, also used the name "Blizzard" as the name of the product.

In addition, Dairy Queen is marketing its new Blizzard Cake which includes flavors such as strawberry cheesecake and Reese's. Much like the restaurant's conventional ice cream cake, this variation is aimed toward celebrations and birthdays


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Can't wait for the DQ to open again

It means spring is here.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 2, 2012 5:18 PM CST reply actions  

wait.. it closes in the winter?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

We invented DQ as a summer walk up thing

Most of them here aren’t the enclosed restaurant types so they are seasonal. You can always go out to the headquarters though in the suburbs and get free treats in the lobby.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 2, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

That's how it was when I lived in Boston.

I couldn’t fathom a DQ that had an inside and sold food when I was a kid.

by elchicodelgado on Feb 2, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

i like DQ

the belt-buster is a pretty great FF burger

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 2, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

can't find the squirrel meat in the winter

they’re hibernating

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 2, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Best DQ in the country is in St. Jo

I doubt anyone here knows where the fuck that is.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

we used to drive through there

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 2, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Name this WR..
Lowest drop rate of any wide receiver in the league (one drop against 63 receptions)
Ranked sixth in TD receptions.
Ranked ninth in 1st down catches on 3rd down
Ranked 10th among wide receivers according to the Pro Football Focus Grades
Ranked 13th among wide receivers by Advanced NFL Stats in Win Probability added per game
Ranked 13th in DVOA by Football Outsiders

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 2, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

Laurent Robinson?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 2, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

eh

ranks dead last in doing a goddamned thing in the 2nd half and leads the league in just randomly not finishing routes

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 2, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

he doesn't play very hard.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 2, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Sigh.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 2, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

(faps)

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really.

His development is right on track.

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 2, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

sure doesn't make much of an impact on the field

pretty good 3rd WR, though

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 2, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you not see the original post?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 2, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe I was just too expectant

after how well he played as a rookie.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 2, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe he'll decide to pay attention and do something

because he could be paid

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 2, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Sucks

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 2, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

He sure does.

Dez Bryant sucks too. They should go 69 or something.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 2, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

This reminds me

of something my wife used to make called Dirt. Combo of crushed up oreos, gummy worms and some sort of pudding thing. I liked that stuff.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 2, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

i loved that crap when i was a kid... i think it had pudding in it too

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Anybody ever have Hobgoblin beer?

I returned this girl’s cell phone that she left behind in the library and she gave me a 6 pack of this stuff.

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 2, 2012 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

Yes.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 2, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

And how was it?

I’m tempted to just give it away because I don’t really drink much beer anymore.

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 2, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't my favorite,

but it’s a nice change of pace beer. I don’t know that I would give it away, but there are better gifts.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 2, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

sounds like the start of a porno

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

did you put you rnumber in her phone?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

TLTQ, ever have KNOB-Gobblin' Cream Ale?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks a lot Moe...

Taking Quesadilla or whateverthefuck it is home for dinner tonight.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

Heh.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 2, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

dip them in guacamole...

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm gonna dip them in a large white queso.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

fuzzys has awesome white queso

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

That they do.

I like the queso from both these places.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 2, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

@drummermoe tweet
If it aint white, it aint right

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I said no such thing.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 2, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

My favorite Modern Family quote

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 6:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT! They're opening one in Denton! YES!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 2, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I ate there once

It was good

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 6:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I ate there once

It was good

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 6:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I ate there once

it was good

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 2, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I ate there once

It was good

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

This might start a big sub-thread, but what the heck.

Soft tacos>>>>hard tacos

It’s not even close.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 6:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

of course

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 6:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

both

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 8:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yep

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 2, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Totally depends on the place.

Hard tacos at Taco Joint are incredible, but I prefer soft tacos generally.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I have seen this episode, cloo

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 6:10 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

damn
jorgeebro jorge ebro
Official: Cuban pitcher Gerardo Concepcion signed a multimillion dollar pact with the Chicago Cubs, a source confirmed to El Nuevo Herald.

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 2, 2012 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

is LSB broken?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

TODAY . . . today . . . (today)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

porno and dead animals jpgs

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

awakes to find himself only surviving human

(increasing panic)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 6:48 PM CST reply actions  

well that sucked

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 8:30 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Worst possible time

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 8:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

WE BACK!!!!!

Discuss Hammy Relapsegate now.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

AJM's picture on his post is prophetic

HAMBONE FALLS OFF WAGON. DISCUSS

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

I feel really bad for him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 8:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sucks for him.

Especially with contract talks pending.

by BHill on Feb 2, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I am more worried about his health

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 8:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's a really unfortunate picture on the front page.

Also there is tinychat.

http://es.tinychat.com/5fj9d

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

Oh shit,

here we go.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 2, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

And we're back

Please never go down again SBN. Bad things always happen.

by grn_lantern on Feb 2, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

That was the longest few hours of my life

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 2, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

I literally almost started doing actual work.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 2, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

How many calories is sushi?

Rolls, sans tempura or any of that other fried shit that isn’t really sushi. Mostly yellowtail, tuna, salmon, eel stuff

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

Not much other than the rice.

The fish is pretty low cal. Eel is going to be more because of the sauce they use.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

and the EEL is cooked, a little oil fat there

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay. I didn't think so.

Had about 1.5 rolls, a piece of nigiri, and a glass of vino rosso.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

What was your nigiri?

That’s my go to now…too many rolls try to add too many flavors.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

peppercorn rolled salmon

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

That sounds awesome.

I love a good fresh salmon. So fatty and delicious. I think I prefer it to tuna.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I do too.

It was very, very good, and the peppercorns added just a small bite to it.

I think I’m trending towards nigiri-based sushi.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It's weird to think about my sushi progression.

I started with California rolls and smoked salmon. Moved up to raw rolls and cooked eel. Now I’m willing to try some crazy stuff.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Sea Urchin tastes as bitter as aspirin to me . . .

I think it’s got the same enzyme/reactor as Brussels sprouts

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Haven't done that yet...it freaks me out.

I do enjoy roe now, which I didn’t before.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

there's "science" about how X% of people

taste the “bitter” in Brussels sprouts (and Sea Urchin?), it’s genetic

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Girls in Texas: "you don't go to church anymore?"

Girls in California: “you used to go to church every week?!”

by Closure GT on Feb 2, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait...when did you come back?

I haven’t seen you around in forever!!!

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I missed most of November and December b/c of work.

Must have missed you this month.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Mainly been on weekends.

Working a bit longer hours than before, and actually working during it!

by Closure GT on Feb 2, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Girls in Northeast: "When do wanna go to temple with me?"

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Congregation B'nai Taylor-Hana

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Congregation B'nai Taylor-Hana

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

hehe

When my uncle married my (non-practicing) aunt he converted to Judaism and embarrassed her at the classes they had to take by picking up all the history and language stuff she had forgotten really quickly and more thoroughly than her.

by Closure GT on Feb 2, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

She brought a woman brain to a man brain fight

/misogyny

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Even I have a BS

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

BBA, fools!

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

My BS is better than your BBA.

flex

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll see your BS and raise you a JD.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I should go get an MBA.

Would allow me to escape the lawyer life.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Go to my school.

They do MBAs well.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish.

if I did it, it would probably be at SMU or a night school…maybe McCombs?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Because if I didn't then

I’d be a misogynist

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

so, Josh had one sip of a drink?

and now he’s a drunk again according to Fraley

by Longhorn on Feb 2, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

We have literally no details at this point, right?

Just a vague report of a relapse?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

I got a text from my buddy.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 2, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 2, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

You guys are going to be great...and it chaps my ass.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure it chaps a lot of other peoples' asses too

We are losing Matt Kalil, though, who was huge at protecting Matt Barkley’s blind side, and also on special teams. USC blocked seven kicks last year. Kalil blocked four of them (took me fucking forever to find that stat, too)

by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 2, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like you guys are going to run the table next year.

Oregon and Stanford are down and you guys are on the rise.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Stanford got a great recruiting class, though. They're stacked on offensive line. All they need is a decent qb and they're good to go

That being said, they also don’t have Marquise Lee, George Farmer (who is faster than De’Anthony Thomas), Robert Woods or newly-signed Nelson Agholar for receivers like Matt Barkley does.
Oregon suffered heavy losses this year, though. And despite USC only having 15 scholarships to offer, Oregon didn’t crack the top 10 (per Rivals). Thomas is very explosive, don’t get me wrong, but they also don’t have an experienced quarterback or a featured wide receiver.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 2, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

A great recruiting class takes a year or two to come in.

You guys have Barkley set to succeed NOW.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as you beat ND, I will tolerate you.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Notre Dame is at USC next year

I know they beat us the last time they were at the Coliseum, but, and I hate to use this as an excuse, we didn’t have Barkley playing that game (if only Ronald Johnson caught that fucking pass…).
Next year, we should take care of them. They’re our last game of the regular season (strangely enough, since I’m used to us playing ucla last).

by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 2, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that USC team wasn't near as good as this one will be.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 2, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Not at all

If there’s anything that will be a concern for USC’s offense, it’s tailback depth. Right now, we really only have two tailbacks in Curtis McNeal and DJ Morgan. Other than that we don’t have much.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 2, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

My inlaws are still sore about the "Bush Push" in 2005.

They are all ND fans, so it makes me happy to see ND lose.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

The Natural on AMC

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 2, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

yep

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 2, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

nothing about hambone yet? im shocked

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 2, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder if this relapse

has to do with the reason the father in law was the accountabilibuddy for like 3 days.

Maybe something happened in those days.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

it's up to us to run wild w/ baseless speculation

nothing personal, VFN

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

That entire situation was weird as fuck

and then this comes out 3 weeks later.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

HOCKEY!!!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 9:11 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The entire W.E. AVClub review is pretty awesome, but this...
Calling W.E. a film gives Madonna and her collaborators too much credit. W.E. alternately recalls a perfume commercial that doesn’t know when to end, an elaborate lingerie fashion show, and the longest, most pretentious, most historically minded Red Shoe Diaries episode ever filmed, with Cornish filling in for David Duchovny and his trusty dog as the filter through which viewers experience a hot-blooded, heavy-breathing, super-softcore love affair. It’s a glorified cinematic romance novel with blindingly slick, expensive production values that never begin to mask the fundamental emptiness at its core.

That is just awesome.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

x

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 2, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

Om nom nom...

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

good lord that is awesome

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 8:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I could do a sandwich or two... gotta have the mayo and mustard though

I’d mostly eat the cheese puffs

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 2, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

So I have to keep up with the OT thread and the Josh Hamilton relapse thread

Multi-tasking is hard.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 2, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

There are some strange looking folks in the regular thread.

I’m always like “WHO ARE YOU?”

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 2, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

And Twitter

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 2, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Fucking rookie

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I am going to need to stay out of the Hamilton thread

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 9:01 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Ron Swanson is a god.

His memes don’t wait for no one.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 2, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, shit

Off to bed on this sour note.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 9:07 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Kinda silly to get that upset about this...

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

you're overstating his reaction

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh

Just feel bad for Josh, as a person

And his family.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 2, 2012 9:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

gagree exactly

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean, I do too.

But I’m not going to Michael Young over it.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Sup, dickheads?

I still love Gosh Damnilton. And thats all I’m gonna say about that. Now it’s time for hockey.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 9:16 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

keep me from checking into the nuthouse . . .

how many posts in this thread are between laxtonto @ 6:12 and Chrom @ 8:30?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

SBN was down

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

No for some reason I saw yours

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

LANA, LANNNAAAAAAA

HE REMEMBERS ME!!!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 2, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 2, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

When will you not suck at this?

“When you don’t suck at… shut up.”

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 2, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

racist.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 2, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you remember MBD's set list from last night at all?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 2, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

IIRC, every other song was a sea shanty

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really. Got a partial shot of the written set list so I'm just going to copy verbatim what I can read.

(Song or two or three obstructed so I can’t read it)
Around
No
Bro
Go
Beat
Dyno
Devil
Spring
Comin

Encore had two songs and ended with “Those Who Stayed”

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 2, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish they would play Canon Inn Room 16 live.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 2, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed, but I'm not complaining.

They make for good listening at work.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 2, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

So did you guys see this?

Donald Glover “Save Community” PSA

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

Chrom...

Tune into the HOCKEY!!! game. Stars/Sharks is always fun.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 9:43 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

You say this like he isn't watching already.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 2, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

He knows he loves it

Just doesn’t want to admit it

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 9:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yeah

thats it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

When the Sharks play winnipeg, it's basically West Side Story.

Sharks vs. Jets.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 2, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

show tunes! drag out the drag outfits!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

colonialbob only does grease

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 9:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

he should get w/ the times, and today's space-age water soluble lubes

like Sally’s Santorum Starter™

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I probably should

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 9:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I like the people over here way better

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 9:56 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

The main thread peeps are up tight

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Was your facebook status about me?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 2, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

huh? no..

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

You posted it when we were talking about the college stuff so I was just curious

Nevermind :)

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 2, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

You're so vain.

You probably think this song is about you, don’t you?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 2, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

The world revolves around me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 2, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

front page

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 9:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

I hate having to defend myself

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 10:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you could try

seriously, though, I would not have

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 10:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That would be so uncomfortable.

Customer service sucks.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Feb 2, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

luckily we never had to enforce it

it really was a rule and we were required to offer alcohol to anyone over 21

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 10:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yep

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 2, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I love everyone.

Except the tragedy trolls

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 2, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Doomsday Preppers looks good

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 10:06 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Dunno.

I dont have any context.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 2, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

You're a troublemaker

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I just can not get into this cartoon

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

joke's on me: Little Caesar $5.99 hot and ready large pepperoni

christ, it’s not even worth THAT … cheese and sauce applied w/ a syringe, pepperoni cut w/ a laser …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 10:16 PM CST reply actions  

It sucks

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 2, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

next time just order the box with cheese

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 2, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

srsly!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 2, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

someone once told me their sauce comes in powder form

I believe it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 10:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

heyooooooooo

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 10:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

dog

I meet bitches, discrete bitches Street bitches, slash, Coco Puff sweet bitches Make you wanna eat bitches,

by octoberty on Feb 2, 2012 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

It changed everything, though.

Pizza Hut and Dominos went to shit trying to keep up with that when it initially started for 5 bucks.

by octoberty on Feb 2, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife gave me a half pound of Haribos

and I do not think they are long for this world.

I love Haribos.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 10:28 PM CST reply actions  

So good .

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 2, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Haribo Happy Cola

hnnnnng

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 2, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I love Cheryl's ocelot.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 10:29 PM CST reply actions  

I love her private train cars.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 2, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

It looks like prints from a house cat...

only BIGGER AND AWESOMER.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you talking about the ocelot?

Are you not?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 2, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

RETINAS! SEARED LIKE TUNA STEAKS!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 2, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw a bobcat jumping out of the dumpster at the county jail last week

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

is jack Daniels honey any good?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 10:32 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

All Jack sucks.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 2, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

ONCe

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 2, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

that's what I was thinking just wanted tone sure.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 2, 2012 10:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

not really

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 2, 2012 10:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

not sure

but somethign called “American Honey” is really good

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

the kind where the pizza guy tracks mud all over the carpet

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

wait

what?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

i was referencing the stupid DiGiorno spot

where there’s mud on the carpet and the wife is like “how’d this mud get on my carpet, you son of a bitch” and his awesome excuse is “it was the pizza guy”

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

haha

it’s such a horrible excuse. Besides in porno movies (as Adam pointed out on twitter), who the fuck lets the pizza guy just wander around the entire house?!?!?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Hellooooooo

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:17 AM CST reply actions  

horrible

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 12:21 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Him, his post, or both?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

both

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 12:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you keep saying this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't think so

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I didn't mean it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 12:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Are we still friends too?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

wow

I did not recognize it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have this page bookmarked.

http://evilzero.com/NewsRadio/bill.htm

BILL: “I’m… well, I’m hurt… deep down… where I’m soft… like a woman.”
DAVE: “I understand. And I’m sorry that I hurt you……Deep down inside…”
BILL: “Where?”
DAVE: (Clenching teeth) “Where you’re soft… like a woman.”
BILL: “Don’t mock me Dave. Don’t be a hurter.”

by Closure GT on Feb 3, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I have decided to watch some now

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 12:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

going with

in through the out door

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I agree

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

bee gone

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

what's up, you sons a bitches!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:39 AM CST reply actions  

got a bee in your bonnet, Dave?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

is NewsRadio on netflix?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions  

bleh

gotta pay for that, right?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

no it's on the free part

but it shows commercials. It just showed me one for “Britain’s answer to ‘The Hills’”

by Closure GT on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

hmm

wonder if I can get that on the Roku

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Hamilton's blood alcohol level on Monday, apparently.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

That was wrong.

KoK is going to kill me.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

ohman

were people spazzing out about that tonight? I do not care about Josh Hamilton’s personal struggle with addiction. I care that he continues to play baseball at a high level. That is all.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I care about both

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I do not know Josh Hamilton

I do not care much about his personal life. I care about his baseball skills. That is all.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

That's fine. I have no issue with that

I was just saying I care about both

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

i love you

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

man

i stank like hockey

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:43 AM CST reply actions  

seriously

I smell really bad

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

it really is bad when you can smell yourself

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

it’s prettay bad

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Old Hoss just stuck it to Passan on twitter.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:44 AM CST reply actions  

What'd it say?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Goldstein tweeted out the article as a "fantastic read."

Old Hoss replied that the whole “not caring” thing was almost offensive in how over-the-top it was. Passan jumped in to say that in that moment, Josh didn’t care. Old Hoss won with…

Old Hoss Radbourn @OldHossRadbourn
@JeffPassan that he has a disease that exists on an entirely different level than “caring.”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Passan apparently doesn't understand addiction at all.
Jeff Passan @JeffPassan
@OldHossRadbourn when he decides to take that drink, for that moment, at least, he is choosing against what he knows is best for him and

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Is Goldstein Hoss?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

He could pull it off, but I seriously doubt it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Reading the entire exchange right now

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Old Hoss is a respected voice on baseball, apparently

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

gotta take care of some bidness

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

gross

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

it is not

taking a shot and smokin is not gross

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i thought the "bidness" you smoke of was you sharpening your knives

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

nope

I call that masturbating

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh

“I’m going upstairs to masturbate.”
-Joe Montana

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Nighty night

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 1:02 AM CST reply actions  

i love you, little fella

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

What the fuck LSB?

How long were we down? 2 hours?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:05 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Thereabouts.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Fucking bullshit mang...

How’s the front page flame throwing going?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:06 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

i won't go in there

I don’t really like baseball all that much

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

WELL THEN YOU'RE STUPID

EXPLAIN TO ME IN NO LESS THAN 5000 WORDS HOW YOU CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION CITING REFERENCES

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:10 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

that thread made me angry

but I have a soft spot for addiction.

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

where you're soft. like a woman .

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

yes. very

and then was told by some dude that I was basically an asshole

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yikes

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:24 AM CST up reply actions  

well I did say that I would refuse to serve Hamilton if he ordered a drink from me and that our restaurant had a rule not to serve him

but the dude was kind of a dick and I had never seen him before

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:26 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh

that is why I didn’t recognize him

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what a nerd

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I am

but I embrace it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

heh

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

it was sb nation

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

makers

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yes

I almost went with the creek

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:12 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm drinking Da Club

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I know

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Both of you fuckers are able to get drunk

:( I miss doing that

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:17 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

you can if you want

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:18 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah but then the whole thing about getting hammered, passing out, and not making it to the birth of my kid worries me a little.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:22 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

you don't have to drink that much, bro

just make her drive when it goes down

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that's the thing

I don’t HAVE to drink that much, but inevitably I will

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:23 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

meh

self control is key

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

kinda

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

you don’t have to give yourself cirhhosis in one sitting. just a few. trust me…you’ll wish you did once that alien starts ramrodding it’s way out of your pleasurecave

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:24 AM CST up reply actions  

So I should put some hooch in the hospital bag?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:25 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

i wish i had a drink or two after our kids were born

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:26 AM CST up reply actions  

that is alright

she told him he gets to go spelunking for a new cave if he puts a ring on it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:27 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't believe her

Side note: spelunking is an underutilized word.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:29 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

she may though

I would still invest in a hard hat

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

DON'T DO IT

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:29 AM CST up reply actions  

meh

you seem to like it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

because I can't go out and get pussy

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

you could

call ajm. I can tweet you the number

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no

getting divorced would not help my ability to talk to a girl and get her to dance on my wiener

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

well the wife doesn't help it either

stop going to church to pick up women. you need women of looser morals who have no problem doing the cupid shuffle on your divorced penis

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

hahaha

cupid shuffle.

I’m pretty sure there’s 2 women at the theater and 1 (maybe 2) at the bank who’d let me hollow out their insides.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

look at benji loblaw over here

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

3, possibly 4 women on planet earf

and one of the chicks (the more interesting one) at the theater just broke up with her boyfriend. But she no longer works the same night as me. sadface

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

are any of them hot?

maybe she had to switch shifts because she could not control herself around you

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

the one who switched nights is pretty cute. But she’s only 21. Well…about to be 21.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Mrs. Loblaw is gonna call Paula Lock-Smyth

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

who is that?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

This family lawyer

She advertises on the ticket

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

maybe they just play sweetjack on the stream instead of her

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Probably since I only hear her in the truck

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The way I see it is I have a much stronger commitment to her than some hardware and a sheet of paper

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:32 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

high five for hedging your bets

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

you should get drunk

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You know what sucks?

Laying next to Snory McPreggers over here

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:12 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

punch her in the kidney

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I tried but I missed and hit the baby

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:14 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I am sure it will be fine

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

just don't poke the baby with your wiener when you're throwing a hump into her

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 AM CST up reply actions  

but I thought that helped it grow

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It helps something

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

man

on wireless, Junior is out of control

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:34 AM CST reply actions  

excuse me?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:35 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The ticket

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

oh...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:36 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

you're not a P1

you wouldn’t understand. because you don’t like funny things

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

well excuse the fuck out of me

nothing tops live 105.3 era Russ Martin show

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

lots of things top that

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Mr. Podcast McGee

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I do love podcasts

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You really gotta let that shit go and move on brudda

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

no

it made me stop listening to the radio

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

All this time you coulda just been getting familiar with the ticket

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

naw

I like my podcasts. it is hard to get all the bits after all this time

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

no

try it out

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

well who?

I am not just going to listen to the station all the time

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

well

the Musers fro 0530-1000 are funny. Gordo is good..apparently the 8:40am bit is funny, but I’m in bed by then

i like BaDD radio from noon-3. good mix of sportz/others

hardline from 3-7 is good, too. Entertainment News at around 4:20 is always entertaining

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

isn't the hardline the most popular?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

they're funny

i thin BaDD is the best.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

and you basically just told me to listen all day

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

all except 10-noon (Norm) have redeeming qialities

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

and you know it is true

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what'd he do?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

he knows I am right

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

did you lose a knife or dildo fight to this Russ Martin guy?

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

no

the show was just awesome. made me laugh like no other show has done

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ugh

ticket, dude. you’ll laugh

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I laugh at my podcasts

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

if my fucking kid doesn't go to sleep, I'm gonna put him in a sleeper hold

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:43 AM CST reply actions  

Fucking insomnia.

I wake up to pee and can’t get back to sleep.

Then I read the goddamn Stars lose to the fucking Sharks and Josh is fucking up again.

Rabble.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 1:46 AM CST reply actions  

take a shot

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nah, I should just rub one off to those Marisol Gonzalez pics in OT II

That should do the trick.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 1:50 AM CST up reply actions  

wieners

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:48 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

yeah!

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

no

newsradio

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:50 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ohman

no more booze. i think.

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:50 AM CST reply actions  

quitter

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 3, 2012 1:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i have to work at noon

don’t wanna be super hung over

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

well, goodnight, nerds

"Yeah well I date hot women and i have money and rabble rabble i’m awesome and i’ve lost a lot of weight and i’m big pimpin and this is what i’m doing today and vail colorado random flights admirals club celebrity encounters" --benjihana; 1-20-2012

"4:20, you guys" --Chrom; 1-28-2012

"Nobody fucking outdouches Benji." -- benjihana; 1-28-12

by Bob Loblaw on Feb 3, 2012 1:56 AM CST reply actions  

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