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2/20 OT Thread

February 20 is the 51st day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 314 days remaining until the end of the year (315 in leap years).

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Wake up, bitches.

I’m working today (and tomorrow)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 6:13 AM CST reply actions  

I'm off today.

Go Presidents!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 7:29 AM CST up reply actions  

We don't get off for holidays.

Only Labor Day and MLK.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 7:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Besides Thanksgiving and Christmas of course

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 7:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Didn't even realize that was today.

Here, it’s Carnaval, which officially became a holiday last year, when Argentina’s impeccably wise leader CFK mandated it so to help the flailing economy.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 7:36 AM CST up reply actions  

fuck that shit

happy for you.

mad i am in the office

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions  

We're talking softball, from Maine to San Diego!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 7:32 AM CST up reply actions  

"Daaaaaaaaaryl......Daaaaaaaaaaaryl....."

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions  

"Mattingly, I thought I told you to shave those sideburns!"

“Look, Mr. Burns, I don’t know what you think sideburns are…”
“YOU’RE OFF THE TEAM!!!”

by jam0152 on Feb 20, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

"Pitt the Elder!"

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Okay, you asked for it, Boggs!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

"It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!"

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

"You just don't know when to shut your mouth, do you, Saxy Boy?"

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

The American League, The National League

THE NEGRO LEAGUE!

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

What about 110%?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

you go out there

you wanna play good
you hope you play good
I think we played pretty good tonight

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:22 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

"I'll take....Ken Griffey, Jr!"

“Awwww. Fine. I’ll take….Millhouse.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

There's people in here that have no clue what this sub thread is about...

And it makes me sad.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 20, 2012 10:22 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Just Schultzy.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

that is so crazy to me

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Or LSB in general

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Aye

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 20, 2012 11:02 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

This subthread makes me so happy.

I’m literally grinning.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

FYI

tailgate IV post
tailgate IV post
tailgate IV post
tailgate IV post

if you are wanting to go/get a ticket but have NOT said anything yet, now is the time to do so. calling middle of the week to see if i can expand past our current 65, need to know how many we will be needing.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 7:39 AM CST reply actions  

Did you get my email?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 7:39 AM CST up reply actions  

replied. want to see who specifically you are thinking of

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 7:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm boyoctting the Ticket until SweetJack is dead.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 20, 2012 7:53 AM CST reply actions  

SweetJack is owned by Cumulus

It ain’t going anywhere.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 7:55 AM CST up reply actions  

The song must go.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 20, 2012 8:03 AM CST up reply actions  

OUR TEAM IS COMPLETE.
The Rangers signed lefty reliever Neal Cotts to a minor league deal, MLBTR has learned. Cotts, 32 in March, last pitched in the Majors for the Cubs in ’09.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 7:56 AM CST reply actions  

had a NRI with the pirates last year i think

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 7:59 AM CST up reply actions  

cooking with skrillex

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 8:05 AM CST reply actions  

x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 8:06 AM CST up reply actions  

which one is jeremy lin?

the chink

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 8:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I love that his hair catches on fire at the end

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I just found out yesterday Skrillex did the music for the first Mortal Kombat 9 commercial

Pretty kickin’ jam, if I do say so. “Toasty!”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I get this text last night

ATT Free Msg: Your data use this month places you in the top 5% of users. Use Wi-Fi to help avoid reduced speeds. Visit www.att.com/dataplans or call 8663447584

wtf? I’m switching carriers soon if they reduce my speeds. I am on the unlimited data plan (no longer offered). Apparently they are doing this to force people to switch to a limited plan.

by matteo25 on Feb 20, 2012 8:18 AM CST reply actions  

damn

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I get it too

they throttle it after 2 gigs

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 8:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

christ

im at 700MB since 2/16

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

I average about 5 gigs a month. it mainly hinders you from playing videos

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 8:24 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

same here

Fuck AT&T

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

by ILikePizza on Feb 20, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Werd

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

played golf yesterday in midland, texas.

golf out there is different, man. i’m used to a pretty high game, but that is not so good in the west texas wind. par 3 136, i had to drop an 8 iron on the green. 8 iron from 136!!

number 16 though, maybe 17, par 3 from about 160 out, hit that same 8 iron to within 8 inches. worked it right to left and when it hit, it rolled about 6 inches to the left. i almost shit when it started rolling, because it was pin high. thought i was going to get my first hole in one.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 8:18 AM CST reply actions  

Why would you ever be in Midland for any reason?

Such a shithole.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Worst part about that 5 hour drive through... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING?

When it’s over, you’re in Midland.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 8:22 AM CST up reply actions  

correct

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I graduated from high school in Midland.

As soon as I got the chance to get the fuck out, I never returned.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Same here for San Angelo

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Central or Lakeview?

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 20, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Where'd you play? Hogan?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

nueva vista

harder than a fucking rock

and it’s tough because i am used to playing in dallas where i can hit a flop shot, or take a divot, but out there i was bumping and running everything, trying to stay out of the wind, etc

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I gained 20 yards on my tee shot from playing out there for 8 years.

You learn to bang the shit out of the ball, run it up, and get new irons every 2 years because of the chips from all the rocky ass soil.

The hardest part is trying to control your swing when you’re on a par 5 with the wind at your back. Everyone wants to be the guy who bombs it 400 yards, so you always over swing.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

i hit one about 310 yesterday with the wind and it probably rolled 40 yards.

it’s easy to let it rip, but it’s also easy to open it up and bang it out to the right.

luckily i was able to judge the wind on the 4 par 3’s and put it on the green each time and make 3 easy pars and a tap in birdie. i can’t play a low game on the par 3’s, i have to hit it high

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Wrong gust of wind you're not expecting, or the wind dies down

and you’re hosed. I hated that.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

exactly.

we were in a huge breeze on the front and i had to hit my 8 iron a whopping 135. fucking nuts.

if the wind died down in the middle of my backswing or during the shot, that balls goes at least another 30-40 yards.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

interesting.

i’ve played at 4 of the 6 new golf courses they ahve on there.

the course at robson ranch is actually pretty nice

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

$49...

think I’m doing this.

I don’t play often enough, but that’s still too good to pass up.

by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought that maybe there would be a favorite president poll

I guess that might start unwanted political debates,

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 8:19 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

vnf didn't know..... Nevermind

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 8:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Franklin fuckin' Pierce

They were gonna add him to Mt. Rushmore, but they didn’t want to show up those other dudes.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I have to go with David Palmer

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 8:23 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

x

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Palmer_(24_character)

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 8:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Nah

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions  

only acceptable answer.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions  

To anyone who says someone else...

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Camacho!

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Nobody who isn’t interested in talking politics has a favorite president.

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 20, 2012 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

FDR

Hands down.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 20, 2012 8:28 AM CST up reply actions  

jagsfan.gif

Martin Van Buren/Grover Cleveland for me.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh......

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

x

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 20, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Olds are gross.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 20, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions  

FDR Memorial in DC

Totally underrated.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

one of my fav places in the district

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Andrew Jackson

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 8:29 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Andrew Shephard

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

No

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Your opinion

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah

considering the question was favorite president

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Why was he your favorite?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

because he was a badass

I am not talking about his politics

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:20 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The man did hate him some federal bank.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

And some Native Americans

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I like how our show has a long segment on the awesomeness of Andrew Jackson.

Then immediately goes in to racial inequality and the problems it caused.

Never once does it connect the two.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

And Supreme Court decisions

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

yes, benji

that is why he is a badass

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

My ancestors say Fuck you

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

ok

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:47 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ATONE FOR YOUR SINS

CRACKER

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I am not the one who did those things

that dude is dead

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ATONE

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:55 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have no rice krispy treats to give

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There's no such thing as a free rice krispy treat

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I have a blanket for you...

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 11:08 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

heh

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I have love for all people

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 11:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Why do the Italians care?

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by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm part Cherokee, brah

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

WE ALL ARE.

Probably.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

nope.avi

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Everybody but the Communist then.

Unfortunately my grandfather was the last in my family to actually LOOK Cherokee, because I believe he was half… since then, it’s just been diluted and diluted.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

My Indian >>>>> Your Indian

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Heh

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

x

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

You're not Mexican?

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Shennanigans

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

The Italians are an inscrutable bunch.

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by bioaggie on Feb 20, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

WHY I OUGHTA

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

"You Scots sure are a contentious people."

“YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!”

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

I am of Scottish descent.

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by bioaggie on Feb 20, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

truman and hoover say hi

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Who puts Truman in the same category with Hoover? (skeptical eyebrow)

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, there are degrees of bad.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Not saying Truman was incredible or anything

but he’s no Ulysses S. Grant (great general, horrible president) or Herbert Hoover or James Buchanan.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Fuck that

Millard Fillmore was the man.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 20, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I bet you there's a lot of kids growing up these days

who have no idea the United States has had a President named “Millard.”

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

oops

I thought we were talking best presidents. Worst? Hoover and Buchanan are definitely up there.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 20, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

If we're giving a 50 year window for history on which to look back

Those two + FDR would be on my list.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

This guy, I swear

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

u mad bro?

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I understand why conservatives/libertarians dislike FDR

but putting him anywhere near a list of “Worst US Presidents Ever” is just absurd. Just completely absurd.

Or just some high quality trolling.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

The big thing I debate with others (and myself) is who to be upset with more

Herbert Hoover for signing into law several horrible measures (Revenue Act of 1932/Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act for starters), all while ignoring the advice of his own treasury secretary

or

FDR campaigning on a platform that (correctly) called out Hoover for enacting policies that were too centralized with their planning, only to expand on them once he got into office.

It’s the same vibe I get when comparing GWB’s foreign policy with Obama.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

It's hard to draw too many parallels between Obama and Bush regarding foreign policy.

However, there has been and should more legitimate and strong criticism of their records on protecting citizens’ rights.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Sort of hard to disaggregate the two, is it not?

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Regarding which?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

The foreign policy and the issue of civil liberties.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Well,

I think Max is probably critical of Obama’s handling of Bush’s wars, but that seems unfair to me. It seems fairly clear that Obama wanted to end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan as quickly as possible, but logistical factors on the ground have prevented him from moving as quickly as he would like. Regarding the conflicts that Obama has decided to get us involved with, I think there’s a pretty clear difference between his preferred approach and that of Bush.

With regard to civil liberties, the issue is that Obama ran specifically against these policies. Specifically, he said he would close Guantanamo Bay as soon as he got into office. More generally, I am fairly certain he talked in his book with the inherent problems of granting War Powers in a War on Terror. At the very least, he talked about it.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Are we really gonna get in to this?

Here we are, all having a nice time making fun of Franklin Pierce and Millard Fillmore, and now we gotta talk Bush/Obama.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Obama's record on civil liberties has arguably been worse than Bush's

People need to pay close attention to what happened in the most recent NDAA.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I know some people linking to anything they can on the topic on Facebook.

And they constantly get responses of “hurr durr, racist” or “AT LEAST ITS NOT BUSH MIRITE.”

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

I am only critical of Obama, in that

he ran on a VERY pro-peace platform that stressed immediacy with his plans to withdraw from Iraq/Afghanistan. If it wasn’t so pronounced, I would probably have given him more leeway on it.

Then again, if he tells his emotionally charged crowds in 2008 that troops will be out of Iraq by the end of 2011, along with increases in the # of drones policing the region, I doubt that earns him as much support amongst the anti-war crowd.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Dwight Eisenhower.

Most underrated.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

There's a problem with the lighting when Morgan Freeman introduces him right now.

So the light appears deep red. He looks like a demon.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Respected among historians, but not the general public.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

That seems to go for just about any President older than Kennedy not named Lincoln or Washington.

I listen to people walking around the rotunda of the HoP who don’t even have a clue about FDR, Jefferson, or Monroe.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I confess

I first heard of Benjamin Harrison through the placeholder thingy at Poppa Rollo’s pizza my sophomore year of college.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I've learned more trivia off those things than I care to admit.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Meh, there were certainly presidents I knew almost nothing about before I started working in the HoP.

Since I started there, I’ve spent a lot of time reading the books and articles they provide, as well as looking for some of my own stuff on my own time. Mostly out of interest, partly out of having some sort of knowledge on the subject matter for when people are talking to me.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Ash Lawn-Highland (Monroe's house) is a really cool place to visit

Definitely some of the most informed tour guides I have encountered, and they made it very enjoyable

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by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

bay of pigs

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:41 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

?

??

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

he started the bay of pigs

Kennedy just put it into action

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:43 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

huh?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

James Mason


Born to wealth and privilege, but imbued with a sense of the American frontier. He rode with cowboys, and led his Rough Riders up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War.

This kind-hearted tough guy fought against monopolies, and for the working class. We called him Teddy. Anything else would have been too formal. He even refused to call his residence the Executive Mansion. To him, it was just a house. Just a white house. And so it would always be called.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

George Washington and Abe Lincoln

FDR, Jefferson, and Eisenhower round out my top 5, in no particular order.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I've only recently started reading about Washington.

I kind of just assumed he was given default greatness recognition for being the first, not necessarily for being great.

My bad.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Peaceful transfer of power

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, kind of overlooked how big a deal that was.

It’s a focus in the show, and that’s what got me to look it up.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

It's something too many folks take for granted.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Far, far too many.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

and knowing how important his presidency would be going forward.

how his actions and decisions would affect that position forever. no pressure.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I always seem to forget to include Jefferson.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

My #1, by a longshot

I’m pretty big on the Enlightenment guys.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

This seems like as good a place as any for this...

On NPR this weekend, they had a long piece about Thomas Jefferson and the Monticello Association. I was in and out of the car for parts of it, but I’ll try to include what I heard.

Thomas Jefferson was terrible at keeping his books and when he died [on July 4th], he left his descendants with tons of debt. The remaining family couldn’t pay off all of the debt, so they had to sell most of Jefferson’s possessions.

Wiki helps explain the Monticello assocation:

Founded in 1913, the Monticello Association is a non-profit organization of the lineal descendants of Thomas Jefferson, 3rd president of the United States. Jefferson was the designer, builder, owner and principal resident of Monticello in Charlottesville, Virginia. Historically the Association has included only descendants of his marriage to Martha Wayles Skelton. The Association owns and maintains the family burial ground at Monticello, where only members may be buried, and supports work to promote the reputation of the president.

In 1998, a DNA study was done and published in the prestigious journal Nature and it showed that Jefferson had fathered children through his black slave Sally Hemings. Combined with the historical evidence, it is now widely accepted that Jefferson fathered children with Sally Hennings.

The Thomas Jefferson Foundation, which operates Monticello, has incorporated the material into its training for guides, published new studies related to this conclusion, and expanded its research agenda.8 In 2003 Susan Stein, curator of Monticello, said, "more than 90 percent of professional historians who’ve looked at this are persuaded that Jefferson and Hemings had a sustained relationship
In 1999 after the DNA study was made public, Association member Lucian K. Truscott IV met some of his Hemings cousins on the Oprah show and invited them as guests to the Associations’ annual meeting.10 The president of the Association did not allow a vote on whether to include the descendants as honorary members, saying this status was reserved for persons at the University of Virginia and the Thomas Jefferson Foundation. A majority of the Association members voted to require additional studies before deciding on membership of Hemings descendants.1 Members such as Lucian K. Truscott IV and some others publicly disagreed with this decision.

Since then, the Monticello Association continues to prevent the descendants of Hemings from joining, despite the efforts of some of it’s members and the descendants themselves.

Four years later, 250 Americans descended from Thomas Jefferson through Martha Wayles Skelton Jefferson or Sally Hemings met again at Monticello. Organized by descendants of both sides of the family, the reunion was reported as “a small step towards healing”.15 The private Monticello Association denied the crowd’s access to the cemetery that weekend out of concern for the grass.

tl; dr: stupid people be stupid

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I had no idea.

This is one of those things that I feel bad for not knowing. I was in high school and college through this time and took political science and US history courses, yet…

…I don’t remember covering this at all. It was also in the popular press, obviously, yet still, nothing.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Worst is William Henry Harrison right?

Gives two hour Inaugural Address in the rain with no coat.
Catches Pneumonia.
Dies 32 days later.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Warren Harding.

And I don’t know of a close second.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

He'd certainly be in my Bottom 10

Maybe Bottom 5. Talk about a corrupt, lazy bastard.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Also, quite stupid.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

He sternly disagrees

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Biggest facepalm, maybe

But I reserve the term “worst” for people that actually caused harm to the country, like the aforementioned Buchanan or Grant or Hoover.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Not even close Buchanan

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

What did he do?

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by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

He pretty much started the Civil War

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

He didn't start it (it was brewing since before the formation of the country)

But he pretty much tossed his hands up and said “ahh, what can I do about it?”

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

That's what I was getting at.

He did absolutely nothing.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

meh

It was probably going to happen anyways at that point, though. You could blame guys like Pierce just as much

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by MayurP on Feb 20, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

He pretty much looked at the Dred Scott decision and said

“Well, the Courts have decided things. It’s out of my hands.”

Very much like Hoover (who gets too much blame for The Depression), his desire to be restrained and not interfere pretty much escalated a growing problem. Again, he didn’t cause it, but he didn’t do shit to stop it.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Just about every one of the previous presidents helped start it.

Franklin Pierce supported the Kansas-Nebraska act. Millard Filmore allowed slaves in conquered Mexico. That came immediately after Taylor tried to do the opposite.

All three took stances that fanned the flames of contention.

Oh, and then Lincoln actually, y’know, started the war.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Well

Technically, we Southerners started it by firing on Fort Sumter

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 20, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

After provocation.

I’m not in to repealing either side of blame.

That said, I was focusing on which American president started it.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd say Buchanan and Pierce were pretty bad.

Buchanan’s doing nothing accelerated the timeline.

This conversation makes me laugh at all the people who say Obama is the worst president ever.

They obviously haven’t grasped much US History.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I honest-to-god thing Lincoln's untouchable status is undeserved.

But if I’m serious I’m not at all placing him with any of the other presidents in this Civil War subthread.

I’ll troll about Lincoln now and then, but establishing this in earnest right now.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I somewhat agree with you about Lincoln.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

2/10

Would not elect.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Unkempt beard

2/10

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Ivory teeth

2/10

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

A couple walked in to the HoP the other day, and looked at Jimmy Carter's portrait.

Guy laughed and said “Jimmy Carter, America’s worst president. Well, before Obama.”

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

That makes me sad.

I’m not making this about my political views but saying Obama is the worst president ever is ignorant.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay teabaggers

What is HoP anywat?

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by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Hall of Presidents. Ensuing more than you asked for after this subject line.

The Rotunda (lobby) is a museum with a bunch of artifacts from presidents, some first lady dresses, and official portraits of a few presidents.

The show is 22 minutes long, so people come in and wander around the museum and say things out loud that are sometimes laughable, or ask me weird questions.

The portraits rotate, but right now we have Carter, FDR, Monroe, Lincoln, Jackson, Washington, Reagan, Wilson, and Jefferson. Carter is typically the first one people see. The Lincoln and Jackson ones are the originals. Monroe’s was painted by Samuel Morse.

We also have one of just three official United States Seals on public display.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Where is that at?

I dug the Presidential stuff at the Smithsonian when I was DC last time.

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by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Full show:

1
2

Be warned: Very schmaltzy versions of American History be found here. You’re supposed to feel good and happy about America.

Also, video does not do the Presidents justice. It’s actually still one of our most advanced attractions. People think they’re real constantly.

Also, the museum portion is not in there.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

FDR

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Clearly it's LBJ

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

No one remembers him

but look at James Polk and all the land the US took during his presidency

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by MayurP on Feb 20, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know why we've stopped

The oceans can’t stop America!

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Hawaii?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I legitimately think that Canada would be a good addition to the US.

I do not want to start a war to pursue it, but…

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

But then Joey Kirby would be one of us.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I WANT TO TAKE ALL OF THEIR DELICIOUS QUEBEQUOI FOOD AND BEER

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Quebecois*

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

I actually spelled it that way the first time, but it didn’t look right.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

There are also accent egus over both e's, but I have no idea how to do that.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Like this?

ê or this ë

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

No. The egu is the accent you see in words like cafe

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

The song would be re-written to:

“…purple mountain majesties above the frozen plain”

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I know that Canadians have this love-hate relationship with the US,

but I still think it would make a lot of sense.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope I didn't come off as serious, btw.

I do think Polk was fantastic in doing what he set out to do. I am happy that America is in the shape land-wise it is today.

I’m not sure how I feel about calling a president great for starting a war against another country simply to take its land.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

And don't forget

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

This reminds me

I think China IL came back last night. I need to get that DLed.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

There's a Ron Washington version that's kind of awesome too

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I always liked that Taft was like "Find I will be President but I am not happy about it"

And I better get to be on the SCOTUS after I am done.

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by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't Taft the only other President besides JFK to be buried in Arlington?

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I did not know that.

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by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't know Taft was in the military (Navy, I think)

but I figured there would be more than just two.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, especially with how many were in the military

It seemed like it was almost am unspoken pre-req at one point. Like having a dog

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by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess most of them were probably buried in their home states

which makes sense, I suppose. I figured Eisenhower would be in there though.

Come to think of it, where is Lincoln buried?

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Springfield.

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by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

He wasn't military though, so makes sense for not being in Arlington

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Per Wikipedia

The Lincoln Tomb (never heard of it), in Springfield, IL:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Tomb

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I think so.

When I went there, they were the only 2 presidents mentioned.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I always thought it was weird how Grover Cleveland was President in non-consecutive terms

The 22nd and 24th President of the United States, lol.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Happy Presidents Day!
It’s always a bad practice to say “always” or “never”.

-President Barack Obama

Thought long & hard on that one, didn’t he…..

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 8:34 AM CST reply actions  

For sure.

I do miss the Bushisms.

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by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

So I have a new vote for Most Egregious Academy Awards Win

Previous answers were Shakespeare in Love over Saving Private Ryan and Crash over Brokeback Mountain and Good Night and Good Luck (or pretty much any of the other noms, for that matter).

New answer? West Side Story over Judgment at Nuremberg (and The Hustler). What. the. FUCK?

Saw Judgment at Nuremberg this weekend. If I hadn’t been sitting alone on the couch, I would’ve stood up and clapped. Fucking amazing film. Long as shit, but amazing.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:36 AM CST reply actions  

So....

If the Artist wins next Sunday(which I think it will), where will that rank?

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I won't have an issue with any of the three frontrunners winning

if something like War Horse or Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close was to win, that would probably vault to #1.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

EL&IC was that bad, eh?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

What bugs me the most about it

is that, apparently, there’s no reason for the story to involve 9/11. Tom Hanks’s character could’ve died in any tragedy (car accident, mugging, plane crash) and the story would be the same.

They just shoehorned 9/11 in there to crank up the waterworks from the audience. And that’s certainly manipulative but also borderline irresponsible, if you ask me.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

the book has 9/11 in it

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:06 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The same thing applies to the book

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions  

It doesn't even look good

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I can understand why The Artist will win.

But I think The Descendants or Hugo should win over it.

I’ve said this before, but my biggest issue with The Artist is that it plays so strongly on the nostalgia factor. They basically recreated a silent film from the 20’s with better cinematography. Instead of doing something new and innovative with it, they just did it all over again. The story itself is incredibly simplistic.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions  

The Academy voters LOVE nostalgia

See: Chicago.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:12 AM CST up reply actions  

The thing is, Hugo plays on that same nostalgia.

But it does it in an incredibly innovative and incredible way.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

See: Midnight in Paris

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Specifically referring to nostalgia.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Ehh, perhaps

I thought Midnight in Paris was definitely worth a BP nom.

I personally felt Chicago was a very average experience. But the Academy was so keen on reviving the Hollywood musical that they not only nominated it for Best Picture but actually gave it the damn trophy.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I enjoyed Chicago,

but I don’t really see how you’re saying it’s a nostalgia piece.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Nostalgic for the big budget Hollywood musicals of yore

Look at some of the BP winners from the ’40s and ’50s. Lots of musicals in there.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh.

That’s entirely different from what I’m talking about.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Musicals and westerns had pretty much all died off as action films rose to prominence

Unforgiven was regarded as the “last Western” (or even John Wayne’s “The Shootist,” before that).

And musicals? Those died out in the late ‘70s….at least until Chicago came along, and now we’re subjected to a new one every year or so.

/bitter musical hater, lol

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I loved MIP

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

The Descendants = Terms of Endearment

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Haven't seen it, so I have no idea

The only two BP noms I’ve seen this year are Midnight in Paris and War Horse. Moneyball is coming up in a couple of spots on my Netflix queue, but other than that, I have no input on this year (at least, not yet).

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Finally saw MB this weekend. Helluva movie even for non-baseball fans.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

The Artist is the best of the BPs noms I've seen.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

gandhi over et

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Gandhi was amazing

ET was too, but Gandhi….pretty incredible film/performance about a pretty incredible topic.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

i was just being funny

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

2008 was also a good year,

have seen all of the movies, and the winner that year was the worst of the nominees

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Never saw The Reader, but I loved all the others (yes, even Benjamin Button)

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

the reader is tough to watch sometimes,

but it is a good

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

frost/nixon was good

milk was really good also

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Loved both of those

Milk actually made me care for a Sean Penn character. Now that is an accomplishment.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not a huge Penn fan, but I Am Sam was fantastic.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I've enjoyed a lot of his movies (Dead Man Walking, Mystic River, The Game)

but Milk is the only one I can recall where I actually liked Sean Penn’s character.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Really?

I enjoyed it.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

this.

Never saw the appeal. Glad I never got suckered in.

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Pfffft, I thought it was excellent

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Same.

It hasn’t aged exceptionally well, I think I had it down a few spots the last time I went through 2008 films, but it’s still excellent.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

There's a fairly sappy love story

but it’s more or less a movie about destiny. If you can swallow that, it’s brilliant. Parts of it reminded me of City of God, which is a fucking great thing in my book.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

The Reader and Ben Button were such odd picks there.

Especially in a year where there were several very strong snubs, like Doubt, the Wrestler, Wall-E, and TDK.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Benjamin Button felt Best Picture-y (epic, lots of makeup/special effects, big names)

but The Reader was certainly an odd one.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I really didn't like Frost/Nixon much either.

Like I didn’t hate it, but it was just so dry.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I loved it

Frank Langella’s Nixon was awesome.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

isn't that the year that made them change it to ten?

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 8:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The fallout of it, yeah.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

The uproar over The Dark Knight not getting nominated did, if you ask me

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

i liked doubt also

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Brilliant movie.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Heavy fucking movie.

I HAVE SUUUUCH DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBT!!!!!"

by jam0152 on Feb 20, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

the hurt locker sucked

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

That won best?

What a fucking average fucking movie that was.

by jam0152 on Feb 20, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I liked it.

Then again, Jeremy Renner is hard to not be awesome in a movie right now.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

women want Jeremy lin-side of them

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 20, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

very fucking average

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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

At least Avatar didn't win.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Inglorious basterds was the best of the bunch that year.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought the Marlene Dietrich character was really really well done in Judgment at Nuremberg

According to IMDB she felt physically ill when doing the scene in the restaurant, and had to keep staring hard at Spencer Tracy to stay in character (the part where she says that most Germans had no idea what was going on).

Montgomery Clift looked like scattered ass. Great acting, but yeesh…..yay alcoholism.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

kris kris

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 8:56 AM CST reply actions  

If you were a man about this

you wouldn’t feel the need to defend yourself against non-existent accusations.

With that said, you are a big ol sissy girl for drinking that kind of stuff.

NOW you can start defending yourself.

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by bioaggie on Feb 20, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Had a girl laugh at me at Starbucks when I ordered it.

As she ordered her Venti Double Latte Dry Skim Cappacinno Double Expresso Shot With Splenda.

I just laughed. Told her I still get laid every night.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

How much do you guys pay for coffee every week?

Yikes. The last time I went to Starbucks I paid like $12 for two people.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't drink coffee.

Every now and I then I get a frappe from Starbucks if I’m feeling good about myself.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm guessing you didn't order that kind of stuff in front of your Navy buddies.

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by bioaggie on Feb 20, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Did it all the time.

Up in Connecticut we had Dunkin Donuts instead of Starbucks. Everyone would order coffees, stuff like that. Me: “Give me a medium mocha Coolata. With Whipped Cream.”

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

This is a man that is secure with his sexuality.

Whatever that may be.

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by bioaggie on Feb 20, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Straight as an arrow.

I’ll show you the pics sometime to prove it.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

we talking about some kind of pornography up here or something....?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Then my face is for Connecticut.

Well, less the lack of Starbucks and more Dunkin Donuts being there instead.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

whats that smell...AHH I JUST GOT A CAVITY!

damn you, cinnabon!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Voluntarily drinking coffee

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

^This

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed

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Agree with you on that as well.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Went to a party at my friend's apartment the other night. "We've got drinks covered, man!"

>bud light
>coors light
>mgd 64
>half the people i didn’t know
>"taylor swift radio" on the pandora

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

FUCK YO FRIENDS

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by cmkelly29 on Feb 20, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

64 calories, but all the bold flavors you can handle.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

ogodno

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah this needs a Will Smith/Martin Lawrence

“AWWWW HELLLLLL NAW….”

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm really starting to turn into a Taylor Swift hater.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

It's only right.

I don’t give a shit that she writes her own music when it’s poorly written, bland as shit music.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

A friend of mine still tries to convince me

that it’s great music and that she’s really talented.

vomit

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

oh

I do on those too. also, miller

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yup.

I spent 7 years on a submarine. Not one cup of coffee, ever. I was the only one.

They’d rather run out of meat before they run out of coffee.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

mfw I have tea in this cup while I read that

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

really pissed that I can not fuze green tea anymore

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:39 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Tea is also a delicious thing.

I drink more tea than coffee, actually.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

That can be our caffeinated common ground, then

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Why must one preclude the enjoyment of the other?

philkid and I would be happy to engage you in tea talk.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Then tea we shall have.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

What type?

Milk or no milk?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not really a milk guy

but lately, I’ve been getting into African Rooibos Tea. Slightly sweeter than most blends, so I don’t have to sweeten it much at all, if I don’t want to.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm a big proponent of it.

You take it the proper way, right?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Explain your definition of proper

I grew up just getting tea made from the kettle by my very Russian grandma, so mine might be different from yours.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

For Rooibos?

Served hot with a dollop of honey.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Tea with honey

sovereign for sore throats

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I used to get mad at my mom when she sweetened with honey instead of sugar

Now I prefer it. Go figure.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I need to get more in to loose leaf.

Washington was crawling with nifty local loose leaf stores. Not so much here.

I wasted that.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Scattershooting while wondering

why most coffee/tea places don’t serve chamomile. I know Peet’s does but that’s not really around here.

by sprite on Feb 20, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I think Strabucks does

but I haven’t cared for any of the Tazo teas that I’ve had. Also, I’m fairly certain chamomile doesn’t have caffeine, so that could be another reason.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

i like the pink drink that starbucks has

fucking awesome

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So one of the fantasy leagues I'm in should be fun this year

mostly Cardinals fans. The draft day chat should be extra special.
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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 9:09 AM CST reply actions  

We were cleaning out our closet last night and I found my two copies.

One, mint condition still in the wrapper.

The other is one I’ve read about 20 times. Just read it again. Such great storytelling.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Slightly related, but these are actual quotes from a gigantic culinary cast member on the bus yesterday:

“My buddy says the plan is after the next Superman move to combine the two and make Batman vs. Superman. I can’t wait for that.”

“If you really worship the comics, then you’ll know who actually won the Batman/Superman fight.”

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I really doubt they ever make that movie

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:28 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It would never be able to happen.

Owned by two different studios, one reason why they’re making The Man Of Steel.

Which is why Justice League would never work.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I really hope man of steel is good

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have high hopes.

I know that Zack Snyder pisses some people off, but he works best with other people’s material and I think his sense of action styling would be perfect for Superman.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I just hope zod and superman have an awesome fight.

I thought spacey was good as luthor but I want to see superman fight someone

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah.

I generally enjoy Superman Returns more than most (I think it’s underrated), but a Superman without great fight scenes is a useless movie in this new world of ours.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I really liked returns

just want to see him fight some folks

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:37 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Personally, I don't know how I feel about them starting the process over again.

I don’t what the exact storyline is going to be, but it better not be a damned origin again.

What they should have done was the Superman’s Dead storyline.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

hmm

have you seen the fan made death of superman on youtube? it was really well done

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:42 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There were a couple of really good fan made flicks back in the mid-2000's.

Grayson comes to mind.

Also, I can’t remember the name, but it was Superman vs. Batman and done really well.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

the cool thing about the death of superman is he took parts of tdk and begins to show batman reacting to the news

and he has wonder woman in it

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think it is another origin story since costner is playing jonathon kent

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:44 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oh

I never read the comics except for the death book

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's a bit complicated

In the original arc, the Kents are already elderly when they find Superman as a young child. They raise him, and then pass away shortly after his graduation — which prompts Clark to move away from Smallville and become Superman.

In “The Man Of Steel” arc in the 80’s, the entire series is rebooted. The Kents are much younger when they find Clark as an infant and therefore stay alive throughout his adult life. Jon Kents dies at the hands of….Brainiac…I think, but he’s much older and Superman is already well established.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

oh

I could see them doing that

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I haven't heard it's an origin story

But I appreciated what they tried to do with Returns, where it was a continuation of the story from Superman II, ignoring III and IV.

I think they’re trying to create their own universe with this new one, but using Zod as the villain doesn’t exactly support their whole “We’re starting fresh” idea.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

was zod in the comics?

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes.

Big part of the comics. But by using Zod, they’re not exactly distancing themselves from the earlier films — which is what they’re saying they want to do.

Superman has plenty of other great villains they could have used.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

like who?

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Brainiac

Doomsday.

Bizarro

Darkseid

Metallo.

Personally, I would have loved to see him go up against Brainiac or Doomsday. Problem is, Brainiac doesn’t have the “name” as Zod or Luthor.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

bizarro superman?

that would be weird

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Agreed, it wouldn't work well on screen.

But he’s top five villains for me.

1. Brianiac.
2. Luthor
3. Doomsday
4. Darkseid
5. Bizarro

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I haven't read the book since I was a kid

how did doomsday kill superman again?

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:09 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Beating the hell out of him.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

that is what I thought

but I thought he could only die from kryptonite or magic

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He didn't literally "die"
Superman and Doomsday lay into each other with everything they have. They strike each other with so much force that the shockwaves from their punches shatter windows. At the struggle’s culminating moment in front of the Daily Planet building, each fighter lands a massive blow upon his opponent. The two titans collapse and moments later, in the arms of a frantic Lois Lane, Superman succumbs to his wounds and seemingly dies.2 Jimmy, Ice, and Bloodwynd are also present at the end.

After his “death”, Superman is retrieved from the Krypton “heaven” by Jon Kent, who is having a heart attack and dies himself. When Superman returns, his essence is divided between four separate super-beings.

It was really complicated, but basically it was that Superman never died — his essence just transferred across dimensions after his physical self died.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

hmm

is that where diesel came in?

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No.

That storyline led to the four “Supermen” all claiming to be the real Superman. In reality, a 5th being was in existence in the Fortres Of Solitude, recovering for months from the battle with Doomsday.

That whole storyline was incredible and very complicated, as each one had their own story of why they were really superman.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

oh

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:23 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This just makes me think

of that SeaLab episode.

“Bizarro! Bizarro! I love you! Bizarro!”

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

They probably will

just as a DC Direct, not a film that goes to theaters.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok, so I did a little research.

I was wrong about the studio not owning both Batman and Superman.

Turns out the Chris Nolan will supposedly stay one to produce Justice League, since apparently Man Of Steel and the Dark Knight trilogy are operating in the same universe.

The issue here is that it’s unlikely that Bale stays on to play Batman.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Ra's Al Ghul is in that universe.

So…there’s that.

I think it’s going to hinge a lot on how Man Of Steel is received.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

We'll see what happens in this new one.

If the Lazarus Pit is mentioned, then voila! Magic.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'd be disappointed with that.

Still not quite on the level of Superman, though.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

But I think Superman can exist inside that universe.

The key to me, is that it has to be grounded in some sort of reality.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

that would be so awesome

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

xx
The issue here is that it’s unlikely that Bale stays on to play Batman.

why?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
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by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm still having a problem with The Avengers not having Spider-Man.

It’s just not going to be the same.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm also more excited for Amazing Spider-Man than I was any of the Sam Raimi flicks.

That’s mainly because it seems to be following the Ultimate universe fairly closelly and I’m on the record as saying that Todd McFarlane’s Spider-Man is the best comic book character ever.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm definitely not more excited than I was for the Raimi movies.

But I’m actually looking forward to it now, when I wasn’t before.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I liked Ultimate's Pete and Spidey.

And even Mary Jane.

A lot of the other characters and villains I did not so much.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

And Andrew Garfield >>>>> Tobey Maguire

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I cannot say this enough.

Big Andrew Garfield fan. One of the best young actors out there.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

more avengers movies (individual characters)

thor, iron man, etc etc etc

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by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

die hard = home alone

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:18 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

elaborate.

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by bioaggie on Feb 20, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Guy/kid in a situation he shouldn't be in

Uses various traps and ambushes to punk the bad guys. I can see it.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

here

http://www.cracked.com/article_19710_6-movies-inadvertently-remade-as-other-movies.html

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:25 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I had to call in to work today.

I only call in once or twice a year, but I feel like a complete douche every time.

Also, I passed up a chance to be in the Hall of Presidents on Presidents’ day.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 9:20 AM CST reply actions  

Well

there goes your Employee of the Month award.

I hope you’re happy.

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by bioaggie on Feb 20, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

D:

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I went to the gym and worked out for the hell of it yesterday.

I could have just as easily drank beer and sat on my couch, but I exercised out of sheer will and boredom.

I’ve never been more convinced the world is coming to an end, you guys.

by jam0152 on Feb 20, 2012 9:28 AM CST reply actions  

Dec 21, 2012

You’ll be a lean, mean fighting machine…then we’ll all die.

by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

day after my birthday

I hope it is fun

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:59 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Just finished The Secret World of Arrietty.

So good, dudes. So good.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 9:33 AM CST reply actions  

Really?

It’s playing up here, thinking about catching it.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

It's not as good as Miyazaki's best

but it’s solid and charming as hell. Will probably be one of my 2012 faves.

The version I saw had the UK dub, so I can’t speak for the voice quality in the Disney version.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

The Disney version had decent dubs.

Carol Burnett as crazy old Hara was golden. Will Arnett and Amy Poehler were good as the married Borrowers…they played with the material and didn’t try to overshadow it.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 20, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

No teabagging float?

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

now that would just be in poor taste

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Anybody have a rec for buying EPL tickets?

Dad and brother are looking for Arse/Toon tickets for 3/12.

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by TheJeezus on Feb 20, 2012 9:35 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

I never need tickets for Arse Toons

They usually will discretely charge my credit card, so that my wife won’t find out.

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by cmkelly29 on Feb 20, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

heh.

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by TheJeezus on Feb 20, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

The brokers in the UK are even more likely to price gouge you than the brokers over here.

I’d check with the team sites and see if they still have any hospitality packages available for the game. You’ll pay about what you’d pay to get them from a broker, but will get much better seats and a pre-game meal.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Damn, I meant Jeremy.

Justin Lin is a director.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Well Jeremy Lin is an Asian-American basketball player who is good at basketball.

He plays for the New York Knicks and he’s Asian-American. ESPN hasn’t noticed that yet, though.

by jam0152 on Feb 20, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

So, is he hype because he's legitimately great?

Or is it because he plays for the Knicks and plays well?

Or because he’s Asian and plays decently, for the Knicks?

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

He's looks to be legit good

And a really good match for that system. The other parts play into it, but wouldn’t matter as much if he weren’t good and the Knicks weren’t winning.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

You know what needs to come back?

Surge – the soda. Don’t re-label it and call it something else. Just bring Surge back.

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by cmkelly29 on Feb 20, 2012 9:40 AM CST reply actions  

I actually liked Vault.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

They have it at some restaurants.

I wanna say Cabana has it.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes yes yes.

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 20, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

WELL WE GOT NO CHOICE... ALL THE GIRLS AND BOYS

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by cmkelly29 on Feb 20, 2012 9:41 AM CST reply actions  

Loblaw

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by Mike E on Feb 20, 2012 9:50 AM CST reply actions  

and that's extremely big.. heh.

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by Mike E on Feb 20, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

loblaws ears just perked up

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I wish I had wings

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:51 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

American flag wings

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I would be fine with any design

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh my God.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Am I the only one that finds this kind of creepy.

Is the cop dead? Why are the Twin Towers there. Where the hell is that road supposed to be?

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by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Has the Walking Dead chat started yet

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by Mike E on Feb 20, 2012 9:52 AM CST reply actions  

oh there it is

hopefully it’s not a play by play like some talked about and more of a post-show thoughts

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by Mike E on Feb 20, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't wait to go back to work.

I don’t know how Danny Tanner does it.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 20, 2012 9:52 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

coke

lots of coke

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 9:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

We went in a Transformers cafe in Tokyo when I was there

Some high quality excellence, let me tell you.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

BOO-BAM!

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by cmkelly29 on Feb 20, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

rec

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 20, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Holy fuck.

I just took a really hard test. 42 multiple choice questions and a 1 page essay (on a 1 page article you have to read during the test) in 50 minutes. And the multiple choice weren’t those easy, straight from the book questions. They were the kind that require you to carefully read each choice and slowly eliminate to get the “most correct” answer. If it was just the multiple choice, the test would have been doable, but the essay made it way too much for 50 minutes. Not cool, professor.

At least the class average is going to be a 40.

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by e2drummer on Feb 20, 2012 10:22 AM CST reply actions  

Man, college is hard.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

=)

.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

how many points was the essay worth

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

20

I focused mostly on MC and just tried to get some credit on the essay.

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by e2drummer on Feb 20, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Correct approach.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh so it sounds like you took a real college test finally

Never had multiple choice. EVER. On any test while in college.

This is like bitching that Whack a moles aren’t coming up one at a time anymore

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Pffffffffft

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

An acquaintance of mine recently got into Penn for grad school.

I’m going to be very curious to see if she comes out of there even noticeably like you.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Which grad school?

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

All I remember was her saying Penn Planning

so I assume Department of City and Regional Planning?

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Penn Design

I had some super awesome buddies go through Penn Design.

They exist in a bubble – she won’t end up like me.

(I was like this before I went to Penn FWIW)

Also, WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY “noticeably like you”? :(

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

You know I kid because I love.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

*sobs uncontrollably from his NYC hotel*

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

You'd be bitching if you had to take this test too.

I’ve taken my share of 7 PM, 2-hour, 3-question thermodynamics tests. I’d rather take one of those any day.

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by e2drummer on Feb 20, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Really?

I’d rather the multiple choice, less subjective.

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

which is exactly why id rather take a writing heavy exam.

all depends on your test taking skill i guess.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

And the course/material covered.

I took Human Physiology at Baylor with a notoriously hard professor. The summer course had the reputation for being very similar to medical school. Looking back, they’re absolutely right. The first day of class, he tells people to quite summer jobs and any illusions that they had of an easy summer course.

The textbook at 83 chapters; we covered them all in ~6 weeks. Each day had a reading assignment; the next day in class, the professor, who had basically memorized the book, would walk around discussing each chapter and calling on people at random to answer the questions.

The tests in the class? Multiple choice. Except that each question had 5 ‘actual’ answers and then 5 ‘combo choices’. He had special scantrons that had 10 choices per question.

The average grade on the tests were generally around a 50. The curve was set by the highest score getting rounded up to 100. Normally, that meant a 15-20 point curve. One time, somebody got a 92. >=|

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Curve-breaker

That always sucks.

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

One of my greatest academic accomplishments was getting a 100

on an accounting test and busting up the curve.

She put up the class scores on the overhead and there was just 5 A’s, one of them being my 100. Everyone groaned because she curved up to 100 if no one got it. I"m just glad there wasn’t names with the scores.

I smiled a little inside.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd only put the names of the guy with a 100 and the guy with the 69

Then hit a gong and place bets

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

alabama has a pretty amazing public relations program - ranked #1 i believe.

the intro to public relations professor is told to specifically fail over a third of his class. and he tells you on the first day; walks in and says “look to the person to your left. now look to the person to your right. one of you three will fail this class. get out my textbook, and start taking notes”.

when i took the class, half the people failed. 200 person class.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

It's less about how "easy" it is

and more about the amount of time allotted to take the test. There’s no question that the questions on the thermo test were harder, but I’d rather take a very hard test with plenty of time than a hard test with less than enough time.

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by e2drummer on Feb 20, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

To each his own, I suppose.

MC gives you fairly decent odds of getting an answer correct without even knowing an answer. Open-ended does not.

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

On a normal multiple choice test, I would agree

but with really hard multiple choice questions, even if you narrow the question down to 2 or 3 answers, your odds of getting it right aren’t that great. This happens a lot when there are multiple “correct” answers but you’re looking for the “most correct” answer. Plus, you’re working against the clock, so you don’t really have time to carefully narrow your choices.

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by e2drummer on Feb 20, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

In that first scenario you mention

I find that knowing the professor and how he teaches and gives tests helps. Some are out to trick you. Others will give you the straight forward answer. When you have it narrowed down to two or three answers, you pick the one that fits the professor.

It’s profiling. It also works really well.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Given more time on the test

I probably could have used profiling, but with the time constraints, it was more useful to read through the answers once and select based on first impressions.

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by e2drummer on Feb 20, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

So, the Death Of Superman

I’m going off of memory here.

The big issue with the four new Supermen was that the Cyborg turned into a major villain and attacked Metropolis. The Cyborg was actually a NASA astronaut. The Man Of Steel (which turned out to be the Eradicator, a former enemy of Krypton) joined forces with Superboy to help stop Cyborg. During that battle, a Battlesuit came up out of the water and they attacked it, thinking it was a bad guy.

The suit opened and a weakened (the real one) Superman is inside. At the same time, Cyborg launches a major attack on Metropolis and Man of Steel and Superboy need the help of Green Lantern to stop him.

Cyborg then attacks Superman (the real one) with a dangerous Kryptonite gas, and Man Of Steel steps in to save him. The gasses “pass through” Man Of Steel and have a healing effect on Superman, who regains all of his powers.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:28 AM CST reply actions  

so man of steel was a different dude?

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:30 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

ok

steel was who I was thinking of when I said diesel. I don’t know why I changed his name

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:34 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sorry, I got two mixed up.

The Man Of Steel was the only one who claimed to not be Superman. He was just a guy.

I’m thinking of The Last Son, who had very similar powers to Superman but actually killed the bad guys. He was always a bit evil, but changed his ways.

In the end, none of the four “new Supermen” were the actual guy. He was in the Fortress Of Solitude the whole time, healing away. Some of them (the Last Son) used the Fortress to get access to some of Superman’s memories.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Apparently Landis went off the top of his head with that.

You can tell the guy gives a shit about comics, despite some of the stuff he got wrong.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Landis?

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought you were mentioning the video that Max Landis, the guy who wrote Chronicle

did about The Death of Superman.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Ah, no.

I was talking about the actual Death Of Superman storyline from the comics.

But I was going from memory.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Have you seen that video? It's so good.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Political arguments and comic book battles

Sigh LSB

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:32 AM CST reply actions  

More of a history debate than a "political argument"

Although the Bush/Obama stuff seems likely to derail.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Le ugh

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

My bad.

:|

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

It doesn't seem so bad?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

It's not

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by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh I don't care about it

We just do three things well here at LSB: politics, comic books, and random hot women.

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

We have the ability to do food and alcohol well,

but it depends on who is here.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't really think our food prowess is all that great.

We debate cheeseburgers and fast food mostly.

Alcohol we have a ringer (TDT)

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

We get a pretty solid movie discussion going every now and then (today included)

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I think we should

That way we can all get on and talk about who has the prettiest dress on the catwalk.

j/k

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

You haven't been around for Snark-BT food threads.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Snark and Bigtill?

I’m worried

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh, not BigTill

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Snark and Ben Taylor

I wasn’t there

(Brian?)

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I was confused for a second.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 20, 2012 11:37 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I assume Brian Thomas.

I support Brian Thomas for almost always saying food things I agree with.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

what?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

needs less multiple choice, amirite??!?!

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

u r rite

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I feel like I'm watching an episode of BBT

on LSB

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

You haven't answered my email.

Slacker.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Son of a bitch

I completely forgot.

Done today

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Thank you for reminding me

I’ve been in NYC and lost track of that.

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

No worries

The plan is probably changing, since we have recently found out we’re pregnant. So…yup.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Wuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Congrats!

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

/aspy

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

you real mad

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Nah, you troll, I troll.

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

FWIW, I'm sorry for angering you.

Know you don’t give a shit, though.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

It's cool, bro.

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

But will there be a panel showing his birth certificate?

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Double U Tee Eff

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by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

The clear answer is Pete Incaviglia.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Easily Pudge

Nolan was great, but his best years were with other teams.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Nolan is going to get a bit of a boost beyond simply on-field value for me.

But he’s still not in my top five. Maybe lower.

I’m assuming it’ll be like last time, and he’ll make the list before I was ready to vote for him. And I’ll probably be voting for Palmeiro, Bell, and Harrah over and over.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I could see a case for A-rod if we were defining the poll

in terms of “who was the greatest player ever to wear a Rangers uniform?”

But I didn’t read it that way. I think of “most beloved, most remembered.” And Pudge is still a lock for the Hall, so it’s not like there’s that much distance between him and A-rod.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

A-Rod is easily the greatest player to ever put on a Rangers uniform.

He also has maybe the three greatest Rangers seasons ever. I’d put Hamilton’s ‘10 in there, but that’s pretty much the only competition.

He was also so great in those seasons he really is pretty high on the list. That’s also because there haven’t been too many great Rangers.

But, he’s probably in the back end of my top 10 or so. Not near the top.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I would not say easily.

Nolan was a very fantastic player and length of career matters.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I voted Nolan

He’s the “greatest” of the bunch, in my subjective use of the word.

by Jobu. on Feb 20, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

As much as I enjoy A-rod

and as much as I’ve heard you harp on Nolan being one of the most underrated pitchers ever.

I agree that Nolan can be in the same league as A-Rod. Saying A-Rod is easily a greater player than Nolan is something I would have hesitations in saying.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

This is astounding to me.

I am astounded.

Of course, there’s always some doubt because we’ll never know absolute truths. But in the context of what we can know, A-Rod >>> Nolan is one of the easier baseball statements to make.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh snap, I meant you harped that Nolan was one of the most OVERrated pitchers.

But point still stands. A-Rod > Nolan, sure I can see that.

But to say that A-Rod >>> Nolan is easily said? I don’t agree there. Sure it’s semantics and I’m the last person to argue for that.

But Nolan’s longevity helps is case tremendously. Fangraphs only has his WAR going back to ’74, but if you were to include his years before that, he would surely be right there with A-Rod in accum. WAR.

I also am taking in the fact that A-Rod used steroids, played in the era he did, and played for the Yanks (that probably shouldn’t hurt him, but it does to me). Also Nolan was almost exclusively pitched in the AL and was a pitcher who only was able to play once every 4th 5th day.

Arod played a position normally set known as a weak hitting spot and wasn’t always great defensively, especially now that he’s getting older.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll go look at Fangraphs in a minute and see if he'd actually be right there with A-Rod, but I find that hard to believe.

Longevity is nice, but if you eliminate his poor seasons, he had about the same length of career as A-Rod if you do the same to the latter.

I don’t see how era or playing for the Yankees matters, nor do I understand why we’re just assuming players were clean because there’s never been an admission of guilt.

A-Rod’s ability to play solid-to-good defense at shortstop while providing that offense can’t simply be shrugged aside. That’s INSANELY valuable.

If you want to ding A-Rod for doing what was commonplace in baseball and not policed by the sport, that’s fine. I’m not going to, but it’s the one argument in there I find acceptable.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

FWAR comparison. (TL;DR, you win.)

I’m just going to be lazy and use bWAR to fill in Nolan’s missing seasons. In 1969 his ERA was a bit higher than his FIP, but the opposite was true in 1970, so I’ll just hope those cancel out enough for this to be fine.

Career: 112.5 to 110.5

So, you are right, they are close. Good call, and my bad. FIP likes Nolan a lot.

However, while this gives me a little bit of pause, I’m still going with A-Rod >> Nolan pretty easily. Because putting up chunks of great seasons is more valuable for your team than merely being good-to-very-good for a long time.

10+ seasons: A-Rod 1, Nolan 0
9+ seasons: A-Rod 6, Nolan 0
8+ seasons: A-Rod 7, Nolan 0
6+ seasons: A-Rod 10, Nolan 6
4+ seasons: A-Rod 15, Nolan 12
<2 seasons: A-Rod 2, Nolan 5

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'VE GOT HIM DOWN TO 2 GREATER THAN SIGNS!

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Heheheh

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

The exact number of signs isn’t really important. If one sign represents an extra tier, it would probably be something like A-Rod >>>>>> Nolan. But then that would throw people for a loop because it would come off as too many to them and they wouldn’t know where I was coming from.

It’s been a long time since I was in a player ranking project at Baseball Fever.

Multiple is simply to be more than one and nothing more.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn.

Well, I still disagree with A-Rod being that much better of a player than Nolan.

There is something to be said about a player who you know what to expect out of each year, for 25 years.

And while A-Rod’s peaks are astounding, I think that leveling them out over the time Nolan pitched makes them comparable and not a total one sided affair for A-Rod.

I also think that you can’t just eliminate 8 seasons of Nolans worst years to compare them with A-Rods. One, that takes away from part of my argument that longevity is valuable, and two, my guess is that A-Rod’s worst years are going to be much worse then Nolans.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I give you credit for doing what I consider a reasonable job.

Even if I’m not being persuaded and am a little shocked you think this way.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

And I'm way out of my element in these arguments.

You and I both know that.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

There is something to be said.

It’s interesting and fascinating. People find consistency pleasing. In the case of Ryan, it can make a player who would have merely been very good with a normal aging curve and turn him in to great.

But, there’s even more to be said about being one of the absolute best — as in third at worst — player out there for more than a decade. The value provided to the team in that chunk is awesome.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't disagree with that last part.

Which is why I think he is better than Nolan.

But you dismissive nature about this part

it can make a player who would have merely been very good with a normal aging curve and turn him in to great.

puzzles me. What he did wasn’t normal. It wasn’t even close to being normal. He was throwing no-hitters and K’ing the best in professional baseball for 25+ years. It wasn’t like he was out there pulling down negative WAR value in trying to reach milestones. He was a legitimate threat of a pitcher anytime he was on the mound.

There is value in that, as well.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I must be misreading.

You make it seem like him being able to do that isn’t worth increasing his value or pushes him up a tier. I think it does.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's the reason he has as much value as he did.

If we can take WAR at face value, I don’t think it increases his value past a player who put up the same amount in a more condensed chunk of seasons.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Now this argument I could get behind

Especially since, like with Nolan, if a player is that old and is putting up decent numbers, he will be much more expensive and high maintenance than, say, a younger kid putting up those numbers.

But if you want to go by value, a 42 year old Nolan start is far more marketable and cost effective for a ball club than a 25 year old’s start, all things being equal.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean, when I say took him from good given a normal aging curve to great, I mean that.

Ryan is great in large part because of the way he aged. I suspect it was not entirely natural, but I don’t care, and assume that goes for a lot of players from the end of his career onward.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Now, as far as the last paragraph. . .

. . . if you think you can’t compare the very bad seasons, then what value is having all those seasons?

We’ll see if A-Rod’s worst are much worse. I’ll bet he doesn’t have too many below-average years before he retires.

I’d bet my life.

Anyway, it’s not so much that I’m counting those seasons against Nolan as though he would look better had he just not had them. It’s more pointing out that while he did play a decent career longer than A-Rod has, he had a decent career of mediocre-to-bad seasons to do so.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think many of those seasons were mediocre-to-bad.

That’s my main point. A 3.4 WAR isn’t a terrible year for a pitcher. That was his 3rd worst season OUT OF 25 SEASONS.

You act like you’re taking away .2, .5, and -.3 WAR seasons from him. You’re not.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm talking about those 15 seasons where he was less than 10 runs above two WAR at best.

(By B-R, I closed FG.)

Now, some of those seasons he was probably farther above average and something is missed. Some he was probably more like average. But 11 or 12 seasons is a decent career.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know enough about the two sites to know why bWAR and fWAR are so different.

The lowest fWAR I have for Nolan is .8 in ’93 when he appeared in 13 games, 2.4 in ’75, and 3.4 in ’86 and ’83

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

fWAR is based on FIP.

bWAR is runs allowed adjusted for the team’s Total Zone.

That’s the basic gist. So it should probably be no surprise the former is higher on the strikeout king.

Like I said, fWAR makes me think I might be underrating Nolan Ryan. I still think he’s overrated and clearly behind A-Rod, just perhaps less so.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Absolutely. How can you say he isn’t?

I’m not saying Nolan > A-Rod. I’m saying that I would never say A-Rod is easily better. Never.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I can say he isn't because because A-Rod was one of the two or three best players in baseball 11 years running.

For twelve years, his worst seasons were All-Star caliber, and those were rare. Most often, he had the best or close to the best season in his league year-in-year-out.

Nolan Ryan had a couple seasons that valuable on the mound. Mostly he was a very good pitcher for a long time who has gone down as greater than he actually was because of counting stat records and being some likeable tough guy.

This is one of the most shocking subthreads I’ve been a part of on LSB, mostly because of who’s in it.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

"a long time"

He was putting up some of the best seasons in this franchise history into his 40’s. I believe length of career absolutely matters. Peak is important… but someone who can be well above average for over 20 years is a very special player.

A-Rod also used performance enhancing drugs which provides an unknown factor into how much of his performance was truly his own.

A-Rod > Nolan Ryan… but not easily.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd bet you my life Ryan used PEDs, too.

A-Rod >>> Ryan. . . easily.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

whoa

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You've been working in magical fantasyland too long.

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by bioaggie on Feb 20, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a stupid bet.

Your life is far more valuable than the outcome of something that you can’t possibly know.

More hyperbole… which is my concern in the first place.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

You'd be stupid to wager your life.

You volunteered the stakes.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I would not volunteer my life.

If my life was on the line and I had to pick one or the other, I’d pick “yes.”

Please try and focus on the actual debate and not the irrelevant semantics.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

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by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, it's not hyperbole.

A-Rod >>> Nolan easily.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

So he can tell us how awesome Tommy Hunter is?

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

BOOM

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

You'd bet your life, eh?

That certain?

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Question.

Track and Field was on front of the curve in PED’s (I think). I’ve always assumed that baseball was at least a few years behind them. 1988 was known as the “Steroid Olympics,” so I guess my question is, did steroids become widely used in MLB during the 80s or was it a 90s thing?

If it was a 90s thing, then the odds Nolan used them would decrease significantly I would think.

by blakethegr8 on Feb 20, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I always think of 1987 as the dawn of the steroids era, but that's probably because of the Bash Bros.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I never read his book.

Does Canseco claim to have been using from day 1?

by blakethegr8 on Feb 20, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't know. But he did look juiced from day 1

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Omar Vizquel close to Mickey Mantle?

I mean, Vizquel doesn’t have many great seasons, but he sure was above-average-to-good for far longer than Mantle could muster.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I said well above average

Not above average to good.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

How well above average?

What is the cut-off?

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Omar didn't have ANY great seasons.

Nolan had a few. A few spectacular ones. Omar has good defense and that’s all he could hang his hat on. Nolan was a leader in H/9IP and K’s and shutouts…In 3 different decades.

You’re doing apples and oranges.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

He had one peak season where he was playing on an Indians team

that was murdering the ball. Nolan had numerous seasons like that which where decades apart.

I do take back my statement about Omar not having ANY great seasons. He had a pretty good one in ’89 and after that meh.

Apples and oranges.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

If you want numbers, here's bWAR:

Career: A-Rod 106.8, Ryan 84.8 (In nine more seasons!)

11+ seasons: A-Rod 1, Ryan 0
9+ seasons: A-Rod 3, Ryan 0
8+ seasons: A-Rod 6, Ryan 1
4+ seasons: A-Rod 13, Ryan 8
<2 Seasons: A-Rod 2, Ryan 8

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Consider this.

A-Rod is currently 18th all time amongst position players in bWAR.

Nolan Ryan is currently 16th all time amongst pitchers in bWAR.

This is why they can be mentioned in the same conversation and that A-Rod isn’t EASILY better. I suppose if you want to say that position players >>> pitchers then that’s your opinion.

But in my opinion, being one of the finest pitchers to ever player the game makes you a top tier baseball player.

Just like A-Rod. And A-Rod > Nolan. But he doesn’t >>> Nolan.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

There are more position players putting up regular roles.

So, yes, being 18th among position players is more valuable. WAR reflects that pretty well, actually.

I’d put him several tiers* behind A-Rod, and would be about as comfortable with that as one could be doing baseball list makings.

*Tiers being where cutoffs can be fairly clearly defined; where players next to eachother on a list are not exactly murky in which was better.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't. ;)

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

A-Rod was a juicer.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

He used steroids.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank god he did.

Those seasons were awesome.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Illegally. He used them illegally. They were illegal.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Tsk tsk.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank god Nolan did, too.

Those seasons were also awesome.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

FDR= worst president, Nolan used PEDs

It’s a banner day for LSB opinions.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Whenever I hear this saying I always, always think of Breakfast Club

“Smoke up, Johnny”

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Looking it up, A-Rod is only 12th all-time in Rangers' bWAR.

That’s actually surprising.

Only Michael Young and Ian Kinsler have passed him recently.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm really happy Ian's in the top 10.

I’m not sure where he’s going on my list.

Probably right next to MY, which is probably around 6-9. I’m not sure who I’m putting ahead of the other.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Nolan's getting a boost from me because we got to see a guy get his 5,000th strikeout in a Rangers uniform.

Also 6th & 7th no hitters.

At the time, those were the greatest things the Rangers had ever done.

by blakethegr8 on Feb 20, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I got shunned at work one time because I said Nolan wasn't the best pitcher of all time.

And was probably overrated historically.

Apparently these are things you aren’t allowed to say (yes, I work at the ballpark).

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

But I still said "he was still damn great"

and I defend his W/L record to people who think that is an issue.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

LSB is way better about it than some places. . .

. . . but it’s amazing how untouchable of a figure Nolan Ryan is.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mind Nolan being touched

I just don’t like when A-Rod is used to bash the guy.

A-Rod is better, admitted. But I just don’t believe it is by the lengths you say.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not trying to bash anyone.

In terms of my heart, Nolan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A-Rod. Very easily.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

We can change to Pedro Martinez if you prefer.

A-Rod had a lot more WAR than him too, but I wouldn’t say that A-Rod was easily the better player.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I would.

But it’s closer because Pedro had a few years where he was in A-Rod’s company as one of the best couple of players in baseball.

Just not as many.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Robbie loves him some peak.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I have good reason.

This is not just something I’ve made up, it’s something that I’ve been convinced of through strong arguments and the presentation of evidence.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a peak guy too actually.

And remember I’m not by any means saying that Nolan is as good as A-Rod. Just that it’s not some entirely dismissive thing that they shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same breath.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't actually think it's ENTIRELY dismissable.

I think I said that above. I hope I didn’t.

But I don’t think it’s entirely dismissible just because we can’t account for every single variable in our attempts to quantify players.

I have no problem at all saying the evidence we have favors A-Rod by a long shot.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Well... this all started becuase you said that A-Rod was easily best player ever to wear a Rangers uniform

Had you said, “very likely” the entire conversation probably would have never happened.

I’d bet your life on it. (I don’t wager my own)

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

A-Rod is easily the best player ever to wear a Rangers uniform*

*based on anything I’ve ever seen.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

And my point is that this isn't a Nolan is untouchable argument.

We can talk about non Rangers and I wouldn’t agree on the tier aspect.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, my reason for being concerned you're in the Nolan = Untouchable crowd is because of Troy Aikman.

However:

1) I wasn’t talking about this thread.

2) If you say you’re not, I’ll trust you.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

I want some scouting based metrics on Troy. Instead of numbers based off of the offense he ran.

I want someone to go back and review how good he was at reading defenses, making quick accurate throws with fantastic velocity.

Also, as mentioned when discussing RGIII, there is no position I value intangibles more than an NFL QB.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I have to go to an appointment

But I don’t see how you know that without actual evidence of it being true.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

scoop w/cowboys;dr

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no knowledge of QB scouting based metrics

so I can’t comment on that.

But I have extensive knowledge of the Cowboy-hating 49er-loving scoop. So that’s what my comment is based on. : )

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh God.

I thought Robbie was the one who said this and I was about to flip my shit.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAH

I used to be such a peak freak that I considered Pedro the greatest pitcher who ever lived.

People (Tom Tango being one) gave me enough evidence to change my mind away from putting peak that highly.

This was in the days that Baseball Fever was jumpin’ with bright minds.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

You still haven't with PKs.

It’s just a fan post.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

there seems to be a divide between front page posters and OT posters

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I cross over often.

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

well I didn't say there were none

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:53 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I think very few people

Who comment on baseball regularly don’t also comment in the OT threads.

There are some… but not many. I think there are more that do both than do one or the other.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

it just seems when I click on a front page post

there are a lot of names I don’t recognize

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 10:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

There are a lot of infrequent posters in baseball threads

That don’t come into the OT. But they post so little that I don’t consider them regular posters.

There are TONS and TONS of regular readers who comment very little or not at all who only do the baseball thing and have probably never even noticed the OT threads.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Glad you keep track

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't

But the site does and I have access to the data.

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by Brad on Feb 20, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I avoid offseason baseball talk

because it’s 50% speculation and 50% arguing with Josey.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

That's only limited to the offseason?

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Regular season there's plenty of Josey BS.

But there’s more conversation that isn’t people jumping the bait than there is this time of year.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Still seems like a ton of speculation still resides in those threads, come end of May.

What with trade talk, potential injury news, etc.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah but when the season is rolling we can still talk about tangibles

And even the trade spec has more substance to it (you usually know by late May, early June who is going to be a seller and who is going to be a buyer).

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Of course

I’m just saying there’s usually not enough legitimate baseball news going on during the months of December, January, or early February to generate real discussion.

And coming off a painful end to an otherwise glorious season, I just don’t wanna dwell on it until there’s real baseball again to replace those memories.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Those memories can only be treated with Wash making his face while holding the trophy.

Anything less = me still thinking about Nellie.

Kind of like how before last June, all NBA talk ended with me thinking about D-Wade flopping around.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

We shall live to see this day

By gawd, we shall.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

This coming season will have me in St. Louis in May, spending a Saturday watching the Cardinals.

It’s going to take everything for me not to go into a depression episode of binge drinking.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, you'll be in a good city for binge drinking, at least

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

You called?

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

fuck monday for being busy...hate it.

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by shock00 on Feb 20, 2012 10:48 AM CST reply actions  

Got into a heavy, heavy debate today about No Child Left Behind.

I am of the opinion that NCLB has destroyed education in this country, or at least sped up it’s destruction. The other guy thought that NCLB was a great idea and only liberals say otherwise..

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:49 AM CST reply actions  

dkf;lastgjdagkl;sdfjda

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Stop hating America.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

It was the 2nd sentence that made me spaz.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

NCLB, while implemented by Bush, is very much a liberal approach to education

And one I highly, highly disagree with, in spite of my other political views.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I find that interesting

Because I don’t agree with any part of NCLB, or standardized testing, and I think it’s progressed past the point of being a partisan issue.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree with standardized testing

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Wel...
I agree with it in principle but now how it’s being utilized.

This is the thrust of about 99% of debates about education.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

It's a problem that, quite frankly, stumps me

I hate the idea of completely privatized education (teach the wealthy, fuck all the rest), but there’s almost no debate that the private schools are leagues ahead of the public schools, especially in urban areas.

And we talked a week ago about the perils of teaching/standardizing to the lowest level.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, KIPP and others have an unfair advantage, IMFO

They get students who (desperately) want to be there.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Wasn't it just a copy of the TAAS tests

That Dubya had in place as Governor? I don’t remember that being an Ann Richards thing but I could be wrong (Though Ann was never the most liberal of Democrats out there either)

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by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I think education

Is just one of those problems without the kind of comprehensive solution stakeholders demand. And debates about what we should be doing so our children is learning good just go around and around in circles.

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by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Like the chili debate?

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

NCLB is dumb.

You are correct.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

The biggest issue I see is the morale obligation people feel, and the actual efficiency of educating children

vary so much that there is no way a solution can be worked out appeasing everyone.

The efficient and most effective way to educate is much like an open market where the rich will get some benefits the poor won’t, but hopefully that will work itself out after a few iterations. This conflicts with morale codes in that it is totally unfair to those without means and rewards people just for having money.

But I like to think that if education were privatized, this wouldn’t necessarily mean that the rich would always be better off.

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Man, you guys are a bunch of political chatty Cathys today.

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by Aqua on Feb 20, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Jealous you didn't get in on this?

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by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Not even a little bit.

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by Aqua on Feb 20, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

carter carter carter carter

i’m crossing my fingers

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by shock00 on Feb 20, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Doubtful.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Are we buyers? Are we sellers?

I know so little about the Stars these days :(

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

In a sense, yes.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

What's the game plan?

How’s the money with new ownership?
What’s our timeline?

Can I stop crying at hockey games

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by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

stars are mediocre....

mediocre may be a compliment at this point

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Here's the thing.

The Stars weren’t sold until November. Turning a franchise around in the middle of the season is never going to happen.

Fans have to remember that it’s going to take at least one offseason for improvement to actually happen.

We’re all so focused on what’s happening right now, that everyone is just walking away pissed off and not thinking about how while they may be mediocre now — it’s always been about getting through the sale and then having the ability to actually improve.

I know it’s tough to ask the fans to have patience and faith, but we’re in a better situation than many.

I also think Stars fans are incredibly spoiled.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I think that Stars fans became so used to high levels of success early on

That it’s been very tough for the fans to deal with the struggles of the past few seasons, and they want no reasons as to why. Stars fans just want wins and they want results.

Everything is constantly compared to those 1998-2001 teams, which is the same thing that Cowboys fans do.

What is frustrating is seeing fans, especially this season, get pissed and bail on this team because in their eyes they aren’t “trying hard enough”. People told me the coaches should be fired. What the hell were their expectations for this season? Anything short of the playoffs is an incredible failure, when we should be incredibly grateful they even had a chance this season.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok, I can understand that.

Seems like the last 2 years they had such promising starts and just sorta fell flat towards the end.

I hated to see Grossman go last week, but hope it works out in the long run.

by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

The problems with the last two seasons

Were the Stars were just a few players from being legitimately good, but lacked the financial ability to do anything about it.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

This is kinda cliche, but people who bail during the hard times aren't real fans

they’re glory bathers. I have no use for them.
Go Stars.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome to Dallas.

Land of Apathy.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Hardly specific to Dallas...

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

i know Worley....i'm just hopeful

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by shock00 on Feb 20, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

i'll go ahead and guess that Souray was just traded

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by shock00 on Feb 20, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

He's on the ice right now.

I don’t know.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

it makes sense....keep us posted Brandon

and thanks for the work you do.

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by shock00 on Feb 20, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Sorry Jobu.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 11:02 AM CST reply actions  

I NEEDED YOUR SPOILS.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha, no problem

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by Jobu. on Feb 20, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuzzy's has been been leading people astray.

The best thing on that menu is their breakfast sandwich.

by jam0152 on Feb 20, 2012 11:14 AM CST reply actions  

And this is not a Fuzzy bash..

I like their food generally, but the $3.00 breakfast sandwich with made-to-order eggs is the money shot.

by jam0152 on Feb 20, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

i used to go to the denton location all the time

the new ones around carrollton suck ass.

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by shock00 on Feb 20, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

yea quality is very underwhelming at those

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by shock00 on Feb 20, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Kind of underwhemling at some of the Dallas locations too.

Plano seems to have been getting better.

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by drummermoe on Feb 20, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I've only ever tried the Denton one

it’s pretty good (though I don’t care for the barbacoa)… their white queso is bomb. and yes.. the shrimp, crawfish, and veggie tacos are my faves.

by jam0152 on Feb 20, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

can't go wrong w/ that

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by shock00 on Feb 20, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I like the crawfish tacos.

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by e2drummer on Feb 20, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Tempura shrimp tacos, fool

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

noms

I like the sour cream sauce they use too… I could eat about a half dozen of those.

by jam0152 on Feb 20, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep, it's the only way I'll eat sour cream (lots of garlic)

Now I’m going to go to Fuzzys. Thanks, you guys.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

wait until tomorrow.. taco tuesday bro

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I always order the garlic sauce on the side because they give you more per taco that way.

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by drummermoe on Feb 20, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

those are like all lettuce.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Lots of cilantro on them too.

I still love them.

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by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

homerdroolface.jpg

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

HELLLLLLLOOOOO, FUZZY'S.

I’ll probably eat that for lunch later.

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by drummermoe on Feb 20, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

upon website review

I don’t even see it on the menu… that means you can be an awesome insider hipster and order off menu

by jam0152 on Feb 20, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

i've seen breakfast items on the menu inside the stores

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by shock00 on Feb 20, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

and by stores i mean restaurants

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by shock00 on Feb 20, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

only the tacos, migas, and rancheros

they use the torta bread… it’s awesome

by jam0152 on Feb 20, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

garlic brisket habanero tacos on flour...

w some chips and queso….

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

That sounds delicious

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

So, this is the first I've actually seen GW's official portrait.

It’s just so perfect next to the rest.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 11:27 AM CST reply actions  

double breast pocket....TEXAS

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of worst president ever....

/totally trolling

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Worley...

How did you feel about the last Superman movie that came out?

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by cmkelly29 on Feb 20, 2012 11:31 AM CST reply actions  

I enjoyed it and appreciated what Singer was attempting to accomplished.

Kate Bosworth is horrible, though.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I might have asked you this before

but have you used Letterboxd? If not, do you want an invite?

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

That would be awesome.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Sent.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought Routh did well

I didn’t like the superboy part

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 11:45 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Routh was great.

But he played it too close to Reeves, instead of making it his own.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

he did a good imitation

I am interested in the new dude. I know nothing about him

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 11:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He was really good on The Tudors

Then was bad in Immortals. But Immortals was just plain bad.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Immortals was so bad, save Tarsem's eye for a shot

unlike The Fall, he wasn’t able to take a bunch of awesome shots and make something out of them.

But Cahill was SO bad.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I honestly don't remember being all that impressed by him in The Tudors though

He seemed kinda bland and forgettable.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

new dude or Routh?

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 11:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

New dude.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Should have been the other Kate B.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

so when does cowboy33 get added as an author

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 11:47 AM CST via Android app reply actions  

This is platinum

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

The seal doesn't even see it coming

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

At first I thought it was the seal "sooning" a fish or something in the water.

Just noticed the polar bear. I LOL’d.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think I would hold up emotionally as a seal.

My list of fears goes:

1.) Shamu
2.) Shamu
3.) Sharks
4.) Bears
5.) Prison

There isn’t a seal prison is there?

by blakethegr8 on Feb 20, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Seals

Deer of the ocean.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Deer have more of a fighting chance.

Look at that fucking thing. He can’t run from that bear. And if he jumps in the water to outswim it, something else is going to eat his plump, juicy ass.

by blakethegr8 on Feb 20, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

People

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Amazin

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

For the photographers...

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by e2drummer on Feb 20, 2012 11:48 AM CST reply actions  

I've seen that before.

It’s from a tumblr that I follow. I find it hilarious, but I doubt most of you will get a good number of them.

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by drummermoe on Feb 20, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Tang

if its good enough for NASA .. its good enough for you

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

i like guava juice w vodka.... or if not .. they make a mango-orange juice

that makes THE best screwdrivers and mimosas

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

but to answer your ?.... sunny delight

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

So, The Death & Return Of Superman by Max Landis

Is this what I need to watch?

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 11:55 AM CST reply actions  

I think that is what by said

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 11:57 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This video is fucking brilliant.

Instead of writing all of that shit out about the Reign of Superman, we could have just watched this.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

after that, watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OZZB8HeQ-c&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 11:58 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Mandy Moore.

Love it.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

so your saying I should watch this

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

is that the dude from idle hands playing doomsday?

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

oooh

is that Sara Shahi? how did he get all these people to do this?

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Wife packs my lunch.

No dressing for the salad. I haz a sad.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 20, 2012 12:01 PM CST reply actions  

thats her way of getting back at you for getting her a gym membership for christmas last year

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

If you want something done right....

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 20, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Finally, I'm not the only person who eats salad dry.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

his is not by choice

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 1:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

His wife?

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by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I normally do

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by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

has anyone seen CSA: The Confederate States of America?

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:03 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I've seen it on a shelf at Hastings.

Did you watch it?

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

no

I was thinking about it

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It looked like it might be interesting,

but I couldn’t get a read on if it was just a YEEEHAW THE SOUTH YA’LL puff piece or an actual look at what the world would have been like if history had happened differently.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife saw it

Said the execution didn’t match the concept, and the lack of budget hurt it.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that's a letdown.

I find that sort of “What If” historical stuff pretty interesting.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I would agree with her.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

so should I watch or no?

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, it is worth the time.

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by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

ok

I will start it

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I started watching it just now.

Five minutes in…Lincoln in BLACKFACE!

Maybe I’ll pick it back up tonight at home.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it is the latter

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's on Netflix Instant.

I may watch it tonight. I had no idea Spike Lee was involved.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

that is how I found out about it

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yes

its shitty, just FYI

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

V for Vendetta is a good movie

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
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by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

never seen it

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by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It's on right now, but it's halfway through

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by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I enjoyed it (ending was kinda lame though)

Hugo Weaving rocks the shit out of that role.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

No joke.

Definitely a movie I watch if I find it on TV.

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by Aqua on Feb 20, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

So, who wants to go to Bro Fest with me, the day after my birthday?

Sunday, March 18th, Club Dada – $17 advance/$25 day of show. Bolded bands = especially awesome.

All Pigs Must Die
And So I Watch You From Afar

Balaclava
Bass Drum of Death
The Coathangers
Code Orange Kids
Coliseum
Crystal Antlers
Crocodiles
Full of Hell
Gauntlet Hair
The Growlers
Hospitality
Maps & Atlases
The Men
Narrows
Netherfriends
Off!
Prince Rama
Sleepy Sun
Titus Andronicus
White Mystery

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

I have not heard of any of these bands

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by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Also

Get to learnin’

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Eww.

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by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

jagsfan.jpg

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"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

That was shitty shit shit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

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"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

"Math rock" lolololol fuck that stupid shit

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

2 things

1 – that isn’t even close to math rock

2 – this might your bigtiliest of all opinions

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I was about to compare you to bigtill for liking this wretched bullshit.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh God, my sides!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 20, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

That's like....your opinion man.

And it’s a bad one.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 20, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

you need to listen to more music, bro

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You only knew one of the bands

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

That's still one more than you.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 20, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

True

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 20, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I have heard of one band on this list

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

maybe

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I would only want to see Maps & Atlases.

Prince Rama is actually pretty cool too. So I guess I would go see them as well.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 20, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoa! Gauntlet Hair is going to be there???

Why did no one tell me before now?!

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

i have literally heart of zero of those bands

literally, zero.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Allergy shots are expensive.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 20, 2012 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

But worth it?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I won't really know until next year after I've had them for a while.

But technically the injections don’t cost a lot, but it’s the initial cost of them ordering the allergy extracts for the injections, which for me is a lot since I’m highly allergic to pretty much every single tree, weed, and grass pollen out there. That’s like 30 things.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 20, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha.

The science behind them is really interesting to me. If I had to do it all over again, I would do my PhD in Immunology and be an Allergy doc.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

The doc I see in Denton seems to really know his shit

so that why I decided to stay with him even though I could probably find someone closer to Plano.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 20, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Excellent.

Hope it works out for you

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh man I forgot about those

Once I moved up here I didn’t have to take them anymore. I got really good and rolling my own arm up against a door frame to self inject when I was a kid.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Denton has the highest pollen count in the state, and if I'm not mistaken it's pretty high up there in the country too.

Moving back to Plano has helped a little but the pollen count is still pretty high.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 20, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Megan Mullaly has a show?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Liam.

Stop offering me Nick Markakis. I do not want Nick Markakis.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 20, 2012 12:50 PM CST reply actions  

Is he still an Oriole?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

yes you do

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Do you have any interest in the Oriole I'm offering?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm thinking about that one.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 20, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

You know you do.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

So I'm back in Texas, at least somewhat rested, and I've got the day off.

Anything worth looking back at in the myriad of weekend threads? I feel like I’ve been gone forever.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 20, 2012 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

nope

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 12:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Josey and Bigsteve tried to out do one another in the Sunday A.M. thread

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

In what?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 20, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Crimes against right reason

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 20, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

So nothing really noteworthy.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 20, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

The Japanese fan's Fanpost is interesting.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I was just reading that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 20, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Just noticed it

I’m tearing up from the laughings.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahah

Well played.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

The presidential subthread made me think of the Animaniacs president song.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

Anyone up for some CC?

I just had 2 games end.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

Yes.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone else?

1-2 more would be nice.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed.

Don’t start it until we get at least one more.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 20, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF is other?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 20, 2012 1:12 PM CST reply actions  

Wikipedia says "tonic" is popular in New England.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 20, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I've heard tales of such things

but I’ve never actually met anyone who said “tonic.”

“Pop,” all the time. But not “tonic.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

See, it says I live in "Coke" country, but I don't ever hear that.

I have heard it when I’ve driven through Georgia and the Carolinas, though.

I’ve even heard a waitress say “orange coke” when my brother ordered a slice or whatever.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

When I first moved to MN I got into an argument at the grocery store

Cause it was called “Pop” and I was saying that isn’t even a real thing and they were fucking with me. My only time to ever be asked to leave a store.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 20, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Hah.

Yeah, we said pop growing up due to our Minnesota connections.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently Paul McCartney is in the Magic Kingdom today.

Shouldn’t have called out. I’m sure he wanted to see Robama.

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by philkid3 on Feb 20, 2012 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

x
ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) @faridyu
晴れの日にはMONKEY MAJIK!!

by sprite on Feb 20, 2012 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

"On Sunny Days"

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 20, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Huhhlol

Manny joining Oakland.

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 20, 2012 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

I'm honestly beginning to feel sorry for A's fans

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

It’s a no risk deal.

by sprite on Feb 20, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm just saying

being forced to follow a team so desperately grasping at straws.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

OT baseball talk...

did Pujols ever have TJ on his screwed up elbow? If not would it be prudent to expect at some point for that thing to blow?

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Feb 20, 2012 1:29 PM CST reply actions  

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/20/2812312/ot-ii

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/20/2812312/ot-ii

http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/20/2812312/ot-ii

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

hello?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 20, 2012 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

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