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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:31 PM CST
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The crash of Japan Airlines Flight 123 in 1985 is the single-aircraft disaster with the highest number of fatalities. In this crash, 520 died on board a Boeing 747. The aircraft suffered an explosive decompression from an incorrectly repaired aft pressure bulkhead, which failed in mid flight and destroyed most of its vertical stabilizer, and severed all of the hydraulic lines, making the 747 virtually uncontrollable. The pilots were able to keep the plane flying for several minutes before crashing into a mountain. Remarkably, several people survived the impact, but by the time that the rescue teams could get there, all but four had died.
Tenerife
Artist's depiction of the Tenerife Disaster, which destroyed two Boeing 747 aircraft.
The March 27, 1977, Tenerife disaster remains the accident with the highest number of airliner passenger fatalities. In this disaster, 583 people died when a KLM Boeing 747 attempted take-off without clearance, and collided with a taxiing Pan Am 747 at Los Rodeos Airport on the island of Tenerife, Spain. Pilot error was the primary cause of this catastrophe.
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Remember that scene in Breaking Bad
(I believe it was the Season Three premier) where he talks to the school assembly about how the plane crash was really only the 53rd worst airline disaster of all time? Great fucking scene…
That scene had me shifting uncomfortably on my couch the whole way through
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
It was really cool.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
me too... i bring in beef jerky to snack on or some peanuts...
hell ive brought in a pizza before…
the only thing I purchase is beer. or something if im on a date and shes hungry
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
I never thought about it in Safe Co, because all I ate were garlic fries, and I just accepted the price of those.
When I went to the Trop, I was absolutely fucking astounded by how much they wanted for food.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It makes Disney World seem cheap.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
dollar hot dog night.
soooooo spensive
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
I wish they would grill them.
Boiling a hot dog should never be an option.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
THIS.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
in the ad, nolan is grilling them.
fucking false advertising.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Correct.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
Lame.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
You know what the best part about working at the ballpark is
Discounted food!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Try 50
Also soft drinks are free.
SO IF ANY OF YOU ARE AT THE BALLPARK AND I AM, FIND ME AND I WILL GET YOU A FREE SOFT DRINK.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Oh man. I drink soda like it's water.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Day 21 of Life Without Soda
Longing for the cold, sweet embrace of the grave…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
You can also get lemonade.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I gave up caffeine for Lent a of couple times.
WORST. HEADACHES. EVER.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I just quit them cold turkey today...
Trying to drastically reduce my sugar intake….I have a pounding headache……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Keep going
If you go long enough without drinking any they won’t taste right once you try it again and it will be incredibly easy to just not drink them.
I gave up all coke three years ago (save for the occasional Rum and Coke) and it eventually just becomes second nature.
Next time I'm at the ball park...
“That guy looks like a mizzou. Hey! Gimme a free soft drink!”
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Peanuts.
All the other food there kind of sucks and is naturally overprices (unless it’s dollar dog night). Peanuts are perfect for baseball games and it’s kind of a treat… It’s not like you eat peanuts all the time. They’re special occasion ballpark snacks. Those other things aren’t for me.
i like the warm peanuts
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Still looking for a couple more for Conquer Club.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Don't be lame, human people.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Should we try for a fourth?
Or just get this shit rolling?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Give it 2 minutes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
x
Go make a username and password and get logged in. Then look for a game started by vfn.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
I think?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
I'll post a link here when it's up
when you first sign up you can’t find some games for some reason.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
i signed up last week, but can't find ti.
I’m still looking.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
for the 3 of us
http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=join1&submit=Join&page=23&game=10651129
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
What a wiki to read while I'm researching flights to Europe
Thanks, IANF.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Where you going?
GF and I are doing Italy and Croatia this summer.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Oh man Croatia looks gorgeous
And Italy….nuff said.
I jelly.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
yeah I never really knew about Croatia until I starting looking
We were split on where to go after Italy and now it looks like we will be going to Split.
rimshot
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Eastern Europe in general (Czech Republic, Hungary, Romania, Serbia, Croatia, Ukraine)
Highly underrated.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
They’re not as good as Western Europe, but they’re still pretty awesome and generally a lot cheaper.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions
Pictures of Croatia's coast make me hnnnngg
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Hoping to swing that someday
So many places in EE I’d like to visit.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Bulgaria's another underrated travel destination
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
Check this out
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
bratislava??
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
x
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
Eurotrip.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I can see you growing up to be that guy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Certainly looks like it
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Yup
Rade Serbedzija:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0784884/
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
Looking at pics of Split right now
Verrrrrrry jelly.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
I want to go to Split
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yeah I'll take some of this, please
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Just France and Germany the week after TG IV.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Unless you keep industrial-sized vats of fake cheese liquid around your home
I’d imagine it’s not quite the same.
super nachos!!!!
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
You can make nachos last almost 2 innings if you eat slowly,
I can’t think of much else besides peanuts that I can say that about.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
they used to be better years back
and i hate when they skimp on the fuckin cheese.
i really love the nachos at jerry world
by studcrackers on Feb 20, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
I think just being at the ballpark
makes them taste different.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
ESPN article on ballpark food sanitation
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=100725/stadiumconcessions
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:39 PM CST reply actions
x
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not gonna read this,
but I imagine it’s not good.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
and absolutely blasted the cubs if i remember right
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
since you made a new thread..
did Pujols ever have TJ on his screwed up elbow? If not would it be prudent to expect at some point for that thing to blow?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Other
Beer. Duh!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 1:41 PM CST reply actions
Texas Stadiums...
American Airlines Center
Dallas Mavericks, Dallas Stars
Vendors with critical violations: 40%
Inspection report excerpt: Expired milk, brown lettuce and employees caught drinking or eating while they were working in the stand accounted for some of the stadium’s critical violations.AT&T Center
San Antonio Spurs
Vendors with critical violations: 48%
Inspection report excerpt: Inspectors found 18 pounds of hot dogs that had expired more than 10 days prior.Cowboys Stadium
Dallas Cowboys
Vendors with critical violations: 72%
Inspection report excerpt: In its first season, Cowboys Stadium had a relatively high percentage of critical violations, including several for inadequate hand-washing facilities. At one kiosk, hot dogs were 71 degrees, almost half the required holding temperature of 135 degrees.Minute Maid Park
Houston Astros
Vendors with critical violations: 3%
Inspection report excerpt: One location with a self-service buffet received a critical violation for not having sneeze guards in place.Rangers Ballpark in Arlington
Texas Rangers
Vendors with critical violations: 62%
Inspection report excerpt: One pizza vendor incurred 12 critical violations, mostly for improper food temperatures and for not preventing possible contamination.Reliant Stadium
Houston Texans
Vendors with critical violations: 26%
Inspection report excerpt: In September 2009, inspectors responded to a complaint that a 3-year-old boy contracted food poisoning after eating a concession hot dog. They checked out the stand the next day and found no violations. They could not confirm the complaint.Toyota Center
Houston Rockets
Vendors with critical violations: 13%
Inspection report excerpt: At one stand, knives were put back into a knife rack without being cleaned.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:42 PM CST reply actions
report cards
vendor report cards through the country
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
X
Tropicana Field
Tampa Bay Rays
Vendors with critical violations: 100%Inspection report excerpt: Several violations addressed dirty countertops, utensils and equipment. Although every report indicated a critical violation, all vendors met basic inspection standards to keep operating.
Florida in general was bad. Canada was good.
Hot dogs were 71 degrees?
Gross.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Houston seems to have their shit together
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
So
Was one of the critical violations at the Ballpark “allowed Ben Morris to work there?”
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
by RCCook on Feb 20, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
rec
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
What would Mike E's favorite snack be
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
bits and bytes of ....
i cant do this…
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
Has to be Dippin Dots.
Ice cream of the future.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
is that really a treat? i left off soft drinks and beer
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing better at a game than beer
It’s irresistible to me
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 20, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
yeah.. i found that place on the lexus club on the 1b side that has a good variety of beers
other than typical coors/miller/bud lights
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
poll updated
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
There's about 400 home runs in that picture.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Hopefully not from the nameplate above them though
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
stop posting pics of that ugly mother fucker
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
When Dan starts singing on the Ticket
I pretty much turn it off and don’t return until the Hardline comes on.
Fixed
When Dan startssingingtalking on the Ticket…..
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Man, he's actually been getting worse.
Although, his sex/Sandusky/thinking about the show story had me rolling.
Que sera, sera.
I normally just tune him out.
My brain can’t seem to do that when he’s singing though.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
I fucking hate soft pretzels.
The only food more worthless is a bagel.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
lockes and cream cheese
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
Fo' sho'
I don’t want a pretzel out in the heat, for some reason.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
remember Josh Lewin offering to buy anyone who wanted a hot chocolate to just
come up to the booth and get some money?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
$1
that was pretty funny when he did that.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
Love pretzels at the game
I sweat like a fiend during the summer, and all that salt = yummy
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Tenerife
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjLrZ2SDDaU
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
that gives me chills.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Same
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
does aramark do all of the rangers concessions?
whats up with the church groups and youth league groups that run beer sales sometimes? they are god awful slow sometimes and piss me the fuck off… especially on important game days..
dont ask me 15 fucking questions on my I.D… look at it. .swipe it.. dont take 30 seconds.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:58 PM CST reply actions
RBiA hot dogs, especially on Dollar Hot Dog nights
are ass. Brats are good. Hambino and Super Nachos are good.
Usually get a brat, black pepper dog or bring a sammich.
Please get here Opening Day. I needs some ballpark baseball.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
I get to go to games so rarely,
that I always go for the full experience.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that's different.
Gotta get a hot dog, even if it’s shitty, when you rarely get to go.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
the brats with the grilled onions are absolute titties.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
I looooove them. I can't ever remember where they're sold though.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Lexus club level, I think
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
They really are.
I’ll sometimes put some pico de gallo on them too.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
The dollar hot dogs are disgusting.
I saw the concession people doing a mass hot dog wrapping in the ballpark tunnells one day and it was pretty nasty to watch.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I will eat five in a given sitting, no problem
Assuming the wife isn’t there. Then I limit it to three.
Oh, I still eat them. Can't pass them up for a buck.
I just don’t feel good doing it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Every once in a while
I’ll try one just to see if the quality has gotten a smidge better. Got one last season. It was a weird, almost white color. TG;DNE
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Some queen...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
that means you can eat twice as many
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
/Taylor Swift
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
Trader Joe's is great but occasionally it's a trap.
See also: flouride-free toothpaste. F’n hippies.
packed in water or oil?
i love sardines on crackers… but only when im camping or something…
dont open that shit up at your desk at work or anything
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
water
100% of the time.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
i prefer my tuna on coke
/food joke
/drug joke
/done talking for the afternoon
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
x
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
bandwidth!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
x
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
But how does the cracker not break?
Oh THAT tuna!
Carry on…..
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
There's an old reverse racist saying.
Once you go black, you never go back, but everything taste good on a cracker!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
tuna. blegh.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
mike e
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:09 PM CST reply actions
subject line.. minimize
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
You didn't make it a gif.
I’m saying the person that created it has no taste. It’s like opening a geocities page: unnecessary, seizure-inducing flair.
Hostile Takeover?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Not to be a jerk, but how can you tell?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
"SB Nation" in white letters at the top was the 1st clue.
by octoberty on Feb 20, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
thats generally a good indicator
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Oh, I thought you were saying they stole it without proper credit.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Gonna grill some fish tonight.
Normally do halibut, but wanna try something different. Any recommendations?
Tilapia
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Salmon?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
Soy sauce and brown sugar
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
No problem.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Quick!
What are my numbers for the lotto?!!?!?!?
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 20, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
36 24 36
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
What a winning hand
Oh, she’s a brick—-house
She’s mighty mighty
Just lettin’ it all hang out
Que sera, sera.
she's a brick
house
she’s the one
the only one built like an amazon
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 2:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
80 08 73 55
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
I was told there wouldn't be any math....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Me too.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books, "Life, The Universe, and Everything," IIRC
it had been previously revealed that the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything was 42, but they didn’t know what the question itself was, and it turned out that it might be “what is six times nine?”
THEN YOU PREFER TO BE WRONG.
Also, 6*9 = 42… in base 13.
Douglas Adams: “I may be a sorry case, but I don’t write jokes in base 13.”
this is why the last number was 42
FYI
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
Cod?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 20, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
tilapia is more of a pan fry.. not a grilled fish
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
try swordfish if you can get some fresh...
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Fish I wish I could find and new how to cook:
Redfish
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
like grouper?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
No, it's more like a snapper.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
x
1. Build a medium-hot charcoal fire or heat a gas grill to medium.
2. Put butter, shallots, cilantro, thyme, chili powder, and paprika into a bowl. Using a hand mixer, whip mixture until fluffy. Brush scales of fish with oil. Flip filets; season flesh with salt and pepper and smear each with 1 tbsp. butter mixture. Top each filet with 3 lemon rounds.
3. Place fish, scale side down, on grill and cover. Cook, basting occasionally with remaining butter mixture, until scales are blackened and fish is cooked through, 12–15 minutes.
Pairing Note Bill Floyd, the owner of the Houston restaurant Reef, recommends a light-bodied cabernet—specifically, Becker Vineyards Iconoclast Cabernet Sauvignon 2006 ($11), from the Texas Hill Country—for this robustly flavored fish. It’s bold enough to stand up to the spices but nuanced enough not to overpower the dish.
Maybe I’ll give it a try at some point.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
interesting... .myself as well
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
Had it in NOLa and loved it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
That sounds ominous
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
?
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
You know what's fucking good?
Potato crusted flounder.
I challenge you sir. And pics or it didn’t happen.
I still see the bee.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
icwudt
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Anyone enjoy a cherry limeaide from braums this weekend?
I had 2 from Sonic and wish I hadn’t. That damn ice is so good though.
Anyone doing a MyPlayer in NBA 2K12?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
DISMISSIVE WANKING MOTION
Mike DiGiovanna Mike DiGiovanna @MikeDiGiovanna
No special treatment for #Angels slugger Albert Pujols. His phone rang in his first team meeting this morning, and he was fined by Scioscia.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
duh
dude makes 298137412374 million.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
What's so bad about this?
Quit bitching.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
i wonder if peter king
mentioned that little nugget in his awful column today
by studcrackers on Feb 20, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
Ok.....who are the two other cheapskates that bring food to TBiA?
Come one….show yourselves….
I proudly walk in with my backpack of snacks….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 2:26 PM CST reply actions
Really?
Why don’t you just eat before the game?
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 20, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
I do...but we also usually get there when the gate opens to watch BP...
That plus kids plus a 3 hour game equals way too much money….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
Right here
though on dollar dog night, I’ll usually grab a few.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
im one of them
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
I normally bring bottled water
and sunflower seeds.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
oh i dont go that far.. i will snag a little caesars pizza or a bag of beef jerky
or something along those lines and bring it in
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.....if we're running late and haven't eaten yet, we will grab some Wendy's....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
if you like a cardboard box as bread, sure.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
It feeds two folks for 5 bucks.
I’ll take it when I’m drunk and am just wasting a meal anyway.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Swing and a miss
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Stark raving lunacy, sir
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
compared to little caesars?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yes. I won a free Papa Johns pizza from the Super Bowl...
And it fucking sucked. Sooooo bad.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 20, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
iam not going to say it is the greatest pizza ever
but it is significantly better than Little Caesars
and its not even close, at all
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
oh god no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 2:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the sauce mainly
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 2:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's terrible
lots of frozen pizzas are better
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 20, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Pizza is pizza.
It’s like chinese food, give me the greasy stuff from a cheap buffet.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 20, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
he says as the firefighters use the jaws of death to get his 2 ton ass out of his bedroom and into the hospital.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Keep diggin' that hole, TLTQ
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
I disagree
I say 9. 10 is where it started slipping
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it's not great
but good enough for a meal. i’d make love to the makers of those breadsticks though
by studcrackers on Feb 20, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
nowadays they make my tummy hurt.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
this song is pretty good
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 2:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like it
I have never heard of her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 2:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
food?
how can I eat when I am getting drunk?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 2:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
A.) I don't know who said it, but boiled Hot Dogs (aka Dirty Water Hot Dogs) are infinity times better than grilled.
B.) I enjoy ballpark food, no matter what, I’ll pay for it.
C.) It doesn’t matter how much ballpark beer costs, after the first one, I really don’t care about the cost anymore.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
God, I remember the boiled hot dogs argument. GOOD times.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 20, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
really?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 2:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
So much better...
especially when you find a random vendor on a busy street corner, or at a concert.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Yes, really.
Grilled makes me want to throw up.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 20, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Boiled? Better than grilled?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
GET OUT OF THIS, DAVE THOMAS.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Nope....I'm not going to stand for this blasphemy....
Grilled>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>boiled
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
My wife thinks I'm nuts too
but I think it’s just that whenever I have Dirty Water Hot Dogs, it’s usually when I’ve been drinking and haven’t eaten anything in a while.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Of course, if you have chili and cheese on that hot dog, it could
be baked, boiled, grilled or deep fried and it wouldn’t make a difference to me….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
i was once handed a boiled hot dog and after taking a few bites i saw that part of it was green.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
How do you think I felt when I saw that and had already ingested some of the hot dog.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
That's where they hide the delicious.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
x
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
you guys need to stop hotlinking from photobucket cause most of the images don't work.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
fail.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
i think the lack of multiple choice questions in your Humor 101 class back at pen
has seriously affected your sense of humor, bra
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
I see what you did there and I...
a) don’t like it.
b) like it.
c) Fuck you ginger
A burden should never be something out of your control.
:(
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
:)
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
:I
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
I previewed it and it worked....
weird….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
Is that what's happening?
I never knew that.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't bought a beer at the ball park in a long time.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
flask?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 2:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
/kids from my high school
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i like the mugs
i got at opening day last year w/it
by studcrackers on Feb 20, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
Would you enjoy the food if you weren't watching a ballgame?
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
I think so.
I don’t get to go to many games, so it’s still part of the experience for me.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I'm a gigantic baseball fan, always have been...
and I’ve been to maybe… 9 games (?) ever.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Definitely agree.
Tradition and superstition normally keep me going back to concessions.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
context is like 80% of the experience.
the majority of people dont sit at home and crack open peanut shells while they watch american idol.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
So much BTO in A
like… on the level of Bob’s cheese hatred or Schultzy clowning on fried catfish
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
BTO in A?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
My LSB terminology is lacking...
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I'm still in the dark about this James Mason shenaniganery
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
It happens.
Just ask and normally someone is quick to answer.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Your point A.
It’s a damn BigTillOpinion.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
yeah, how else do you think he had his baby?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
now I want some catfish
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 2:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Catfish Sam's in Arlington.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
on division?
I live near there and have never been
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 2:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's the one....
Haven’t been there in years since we moved from Arlington but we used to go there a lot.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
I never said catfish was bad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you are out of your damn mind
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
if i had season tickets i would do this
i believe witt + JLS did this as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
I always line my pockets with brisket.
No matter how much I eat in the lot, I’m starving by the fifth.
by SantosLhalper on Feb 20, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing cheap about it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I do.
Either a burger from Texas Style Burgers (right down the street from the ballpark) or a BBQ baked potato from Jason’s Deli.
I bring drinks
My wife brings snacks.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
And Benji just received the most Benji-message ever from his Benjiventures
A burden should never be something out of your control.
why are you telling us about this?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
where?
show me, benj. show me where the funny is
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 2:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 3 recs
I guess I'm the only one who finds this sort of illiterate redneck response amusing...
retracts funny claim
It is not, as you call it, funny.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This is redneck-ese?
I would’ve guessed Juggalo.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Is it more Juggalo than redneck?
Didn’t know dat NINJA
A burden should never be something out of your control.
So wait...
…I don’t get it. Is the ex supposed to be FUCKING OHPEEDOH?!?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Just keeping it alive.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Maybe I'll let you die.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Man, if I don't get some spaghetti and meatballs I might literally die.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Tell that dude to tell his broke-ass buddy to pay his own lease.
That chick better be able to do magic tricks in bed for you to pay her ex-boyfriend’s lease.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I just laughed at it
I sent her the message, because she knew nothing about it.
I have no intent of actually doing that.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I know of a better solution...
involves a few burly Itialians I know and a baseball bat..
fucking cheap dick… move out or have the balls to ask Don Benjihana for some $$… don’t have your buddy do it…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
It's incredible, really.
He is on the lease so who knows what he expects.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
the whole thing just fucking amazes me
and why would you buy him out when it would be of much greater satisfaction to see him suffer with the living arrangement and get her own digs…
sorry… I might just be an evil ass, but why in the world would you help that jack wagon out when he doesnt have the decency to broach the topic with you ( even though I would laugh in his face regardless even if he did ask)
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I just don't get it..
I need some of what ever those guys are on… trying to figure out at what point any of this was a plausible idea, much less a good idea to pursue
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I blocked them both and sent the message to the girl so she could deal with it
A burden should never be something out of your control.
lol...
I got a feeling she is going to be pissed at them both… and hopefully she doesn’t pull a chick and get pissed at you over it as well
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
She hasn't, and if she does, I'm going to tell her to get back to me when she's done being
a moron
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Ronald Jenkees has a new album coming out
that’s exciting shit. He’s a talented dude.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Hell yes, he is
I be stoked.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
For the uninitiated
“Stay Crunchy”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnZtn1a9bM
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
If you were eating the most delicious Hot Dog ever...
as in, you’ve never eaten anything so delicious in your life..
and you discovered halfway through that it was a human dong.. Would you finish it?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Is it detached?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
^ Of Course
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
STAY ON TOPIC
WE’RE TALKING ABOUT EATING DOGS HERE, AND YOU COME IN WITH THIS “COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET?” JUNK.
Can we stick the dongs please?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
DONGS.. NOT DOGS... DAMN YOU JEEZUS
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
You were too hungry to notice the dong
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
So this would make you both a) a cannibal and b) totally gay
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa, what makes me gay in this case?
Eating Rocky Mountain oysters doesn’t mean I’m into bestiality.
Putting a human dong voluntarily into your mouth
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Still gay, en mi libro
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
those mares are gentle lovers
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i read cannibal as cannabis
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
HEY NORM! IF YOU WERE A HOT DOG
WOULDJA EAT YOURSELF?
by studcrackers on Feb 20, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
My dog had to be put under for surgery today
and I’m way more worried about him than I ever thought I would be about a dog.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Understandable
Doggies make the world go bizzooom, ninja. Best of wishes to a speedy doggy recovery.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
thanks, you guys. he's a good shit.
he should be fine.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Damn you. Now that song is in my head.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
He's Sweet Jack.
There. Fixed. You’re welcome.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Why? WHY!?!!?!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Arf Arf!
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Thank god I haven't heard Sweet Jack.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
me either
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Good for you two.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
hmmmm...
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
THE INFLUENCE IS SPREADING PHILKID
TF2, FTW
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus
I don’t think I’ll ever get that new OT out of my head. Not at all what I was expecting, oh so much worse.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
I've been listening since year one.....it is the single worst commercial I've ever heard on The Ticket.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
I think I finally recovered from Sunday's brunch.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
saw that you got FP'd off some mimosas
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
$1 mimosas. I was the only one who didn't surpass the 6-drink limit as I arrived later than everyone else.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I didn't fall asleep until like 4:30.
My head hurts.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
My stomach finally stopped hurting.
The only thing I was able to eat, until about an hour ago, were these cracker things that we had in the pantry for fear of throwing up.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I could not finish that scotch from the bar.
If I had one more drop, I was going to pass out in my car.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You brunched!
I didn’t know this! How was it?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
The Eggs Benedict with crab were superb. FP was on point with that one.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
lets do it next weekend
seriously.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
I told FP I would rather not go out Friday and Saturday, and just indulge on Sundays.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
orly?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
I like saving money, rather than spreading it out over 3 days.
Plus, dollar mimosas are always awesome.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
truetrue
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 20, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
I'm brunching with another friend this coming sunday for her birthday.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I never work on Mondays.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
not me.. and i work for a god damn financial institution
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
My sister works for a bank and she's home.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Frau Wildcat raises her hand
Regular Wildcat mutters to himself at his work desk…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
Just reailzed the best thing about it:
It feels like a Sunday, but I can actually go to Chickfila for lunch if I want.
I'm at work, but the company I work for is closed
so I’m only ‘working’ in the vaguest sense possible.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
I think Hell consists of having someone cut your eyelids off.. sticking you in a room with seizure inducing color walls
and “Southern Cross” playing over… and over… and over.. for eternity.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
nah
hell will be a certain baseball game. over and over
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Like Crimson and clover
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
yup.....................................................
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Nelly when he didn't catch the ball in right field?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
your deduction skills are amazing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am too
it would still suck to watch it over and over again
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
over and over again
w/your memory erased before each viewing
by studcrackers on Feb 20, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
That's the one...........
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
With audio of Joe Buck splooging into the mic, over and over and over again
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Except that
Rhads joins Buck/McCarver in the booth.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
That's some serious 9th circle shit, right there
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
"IT'S NOT A CAUGHT!!!"
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
heh
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
That would assume he got the call right.
I was guessing the would say that it IS a caught, making it more crushing when he corrects himself.
that would almost make it bearable
because it would be funny
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would stick needles in my eyes and ears
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Cowboy33
Bit, right?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
I really, really hope so......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
I hope not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He has a blog. It's not a bit.
If it is, it’s a rather elaborate one.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
The long con.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
The syntax is truly offensive.
And it must a copy/paste job to get that weird font.
Just awful. I’d prefer 100 troll fanposts per day to that mess.
Until next time, guys...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Watched that Charlie Sheen roast last night.
Three funny comedians plus an hour of verbal masturbation Charlie Sheen on TV. Seriously… he’s already said everything there is to say about his hooker and coke habit before the roast ever happened.
Ross and O’Neal were funny, obvs, and that Jesselnick guy was pretty funny. Everyone else was spare. Oh… Lovitz was funny. The funniest thing about these roasts are the roasters roasting each other.
me too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
a shame
drugs suck
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And feel better, too!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yeah I saw him a few years ago in Atlantic City
was wonderful
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I forgot he died.
Really liked him.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
doesnt help a roast
when half the people arent comics. but i enjoyed it
by studcrackers on Feb 20, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
corn nuts... great snack? or greatest snack?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 3:24 PM CST reply actions
Love them....hardest part is picking a flavor....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
They'd be the greatest snack if they didn't feel like they were gonna break your teeth.
But they are great.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
ranch flavored.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I usually go with Ranch....
BBQ flavor is really good, though….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
I did not know they still made those
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
C) None of the above
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Pretzel or cracker
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 20, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
combos are decent.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
I can only find the pretzel combos now
pretzels suck
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Even though he's just 1'3'' he knows all the latest technolofy
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
After hearing this 10 times in the last 2 hours
I can truly say I don’t even pay attention. It just goes in one ear and out the other.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
That's why he rocks.
Arf.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
WHO'S GOT A SCANTRON FOR RIVER FENIX?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
me?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
when's your move in date?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
march 16th.. are you going to spend the night
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
I'll organize a 'Farewell to Addison' party.
Magic Time Machine will be cleaning up booze and semen stains for months after.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
So, uh, was Lamar Odom's sex swing incident discussed in OT I?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/khloe-kardashian-suffers-sex-swing-mishap-on-khlo
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
bigtill just had an erection and he has no clue why
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't claim to know shit about basketball
but fuck me, watching him play yesterday was pissing me off.
i liked the play where he dribbled the ball off his butt.. tripped over his shoe string then
no look passed it to jeremy lin breaking to the hoop…
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, the MSG PA guy even credited Lamar with an assist.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
ive seen 1 player play a worse 5 minute stretch of basketball
than he did yesterday and that was kwame brown about 7 years ago when he was a laker
by studcrackers on Feb 20, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
MESSAGE: Verify insurance message is not set to quoted and that conditions have been met or waived.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 3:44 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
oh fucking hell.. that was a response to an email.. disregard... delete ^^^
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
I was just going to ask...
“Ctrl + V gone bad?”
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I was thinking it was another fucking LSB meme
I’d missed out on.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Someone seeking insurance on a jet ski rental place?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 20, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
lol.. credit card.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
officer of the law
or loans
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Hey can you give some quick advice...
if not no big deal, but I would like to get a credit card to start repairing my credit.
Any ideas where the best place for me to go to start one up?
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
do a share secured for 500.00.... if you have the cash
you can do one at any credit union….
make sure it is share secured.. not prepaid or any nonsense
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
Go to a bank...
take out loan.
Pay back loan immediately.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
do what?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just throwing out random suggestions
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
You never know what passes for a bit/meme around here.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
when should a kid be potty trained?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:49 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Whenever they're ready
and that’s the best answer
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Are you having a kid, too?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
god no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 3:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just wanting to critique someone else's parenting skills?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
not really
just curious
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm pretty excited for this.
10 more weeks and I can start telling people to get fucked when they tell me I’m doing it wrong.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
You should do it, too...
Seriously, if anyone gives you shit for how you’re parenting or the rate at which your child is developing.. You should tell them to get fucked.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I'm getting really close to telling my mother-in-law this.
All she does is piss off my wife everytime they talk about our son.
My obvious solution: “Quit talking to your mother.”
Not the right answer.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Yeah, I'm with you on that...
Potty training has been an issue. My M-I-L is so worried that she’ll never be potty trained. Good lord, do you know anyone past the age of 8 and under the age of 60 that can’t use the toilet?
Disabled, and…
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
That never works.
We’re actually living with my in-laws. Hopefully, we can get the house in Buda built by September so I can run screaming back to civilization.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Just so you know
We here in civilization don’t take well to crazy vagabonds running screaming into our towns.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
The nice part =)
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
Hell yeah.
Are yall having it in Austin or a hospital closer to where you live?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
There are no hospitals closer to where we live.
We’re doing the damn thing at the farthest possible Austin hospital from the house (My wife’s doing). I’m expecting hijinks involving driving all the way to the hospital with contractions, getting sent back home, and only making it half way back to East Jesus Nowhere before we have to turn back around and head back to the hospital.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 20, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
for sure by the time they are 4
some are by 3 but some go longer a bit.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
cool fallout 3
the pictures are very large.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Fakin' like a good one but I call 'em like I see 'em I know what you are, what you are, baby
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
In order:
Chandler
Phoebe
Rachel
Joey
Monica
Ross
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They all had thier moments...
but Joey is always last. ALWAYS.
At least Ross had SOME funny moments.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Rachel was soooooooo hot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Prime nips.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Yep.
I still love her.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Horrible Bosses
booya
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Aniston > Jolie.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Easy there, mizzou
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
it is true
jolie looks like a crackhead now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Maybe Aniston has aged better
but they both have smokin’ bodies and Jolie’s face > Aniston’s face, in my book.
Personality? Jolie all the way. Gimme the raging sexpot over the nice girl any day.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Jolie has an ugly face.
3/4 of it is mouth. Good for cocksucking, not for looking at.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Eyes, bro
Jolie has tiger eyes.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
I am the exact opposite of all of this
I did enjoy gia, though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
jolie's body aint what it used to be
unless you prefer the mal-nourished underage vietnamese kid look, in which case im not here to judge
by studcrackers on Feb 20, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
fact
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
you used to hate america...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I could not care less about that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
and its not even close
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I feel like the obviousness and ubiquity of this statement
should make it the first and only unanimous consensus ever reached on LSB.
It took them 6 whole games so it took all the fun out of it!
Plus everyone wanted the greatest player ever to play to get a ring and they didn’t let him win. Unacceptable.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
scoop only says these things to troll him
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
AJM Banning in 5...4....3....2.......
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
friends fuckin' sucked
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
It took a solid 8 minutes before someone posted this
For shame, LSB. For shame.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
now a great sitcom was "california dreams" on NBC
dont wake me up if im dreamin’
california dreamssssss
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:15 PM CST reply actions
x
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
I enjoyed watching Kelly Packard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nikki Coxxx
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
She played a blind girl.
With awesome tits.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
she was on that?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yep.
Years before she fucked up her face into the grotesque mess it is now.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
x
:(
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
whoa kill it w/ fire
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Her face doesn't appear awful in either.
But….yowza.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Also, I didn't realize Jay Mohr suffered from Eli Manning face
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
seriously what the fuck
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
They're like crooked. Or something.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
She looks like the Lorax.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently that photo was taken when she was 30 which officially blows my mind
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
what the fuck did she do to herself?
holy shit
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
so youre saying you wouldnt.....?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
I probably would
while watching unhappily ever after reruns
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i probably wouldnt get the chance.
she would bite me and turn me into a zombie first
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
you could hide things under those
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I no longer want to see those breasts
jay mohr, what did you do?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
she needs one made by NASA
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Speaking of California Dreaming...
Mamas and Papas
Underrated.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
x
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
all the leaves are brown
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
And the sky is graaaaaaaay
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
going to the mavs game w my parents tonight.. gonna drink so much diet coke
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions
Do they have the free refill thang at Mavs games too?
I take full advantage of that shit at Stars games. Of course, I’m up pissing all night afterward…
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
hmmm not sure... i know the AAC center has a chilis in it.. may get some 1/2 time bold flavors
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
no it doesnt
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
Well, it should.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 20, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
truth
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
thats not a chili's anymore, bro
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
dont fucking copy what i say
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
spongebob is fucking weird
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:32 PM CST via Android app reply actions
i actually think its kinda funny when im stoned
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
this is the first time I have really watched it
maybe I need to get stoned
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the hasselhoff cameo in the movie
was off-putting
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
there is a movie?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
have you been living under a rock?
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it was kind of a big deal
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Or in a pineapple under the sea?
/buhbump
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
it seems like a tamer version of ren and stimpy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Does anyone on LSB not believe in evolution?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Eject! Eject! Eject!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
IT IS JUST A THEORY.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
AND THAT IS YOUR OPINION
/Sheldon’s Mom
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 20, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
well ya know
we all want to change the world
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Yes
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I don't know.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
No.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
this shit is?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
i believe babies are human at conception
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:38 PM CST reply actions
as opposed to?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
does god exist? NOPE
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:38 PM CST reply actions
Chuck Testa
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
gays are sinners
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:38 PM CST reply actions
What is happening here?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
rick santorum for prez
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:38 PM CST reply actions
chic fil a sucks
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:39 PM CST reply actions
it is definitely overrated
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the Earth is only a couple thousand years old
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
The world is flat
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Bit Beating Alert! Bit Beating Alert!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
its anchorMAN - not anchorLADY!!!
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
I don't like that movie.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
mizzou opinions sucks
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 20, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
So does subject verb agreement.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
that movie is fucking great
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
I'm trying to get a job as a news anchor.
And I love Will Ferrell.
Everything tells me I should love it.
But I dont.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
trying to be a news anchor
shouldn’t keep you from liking it
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
That why I thought I would love it.
It’s just meh to me.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'll take "Things That Are Demonstrably Untrue" for $500, Alex
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
Except it's true.
Zoolander = 5.6/10, would not rewatch
Anchorman = 7.83/10, will gladly watch on TV whenever it’s on
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
How do you think we feel, watching you BTO it up in this subthread?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah but Zoolander was still funny
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I would consider this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 6:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hopefully not for long
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
two words, five syllables for you:
DER
EK
ZOO
LAND
ER
I have an irrational love for talladega nights
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 6:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
thats fine
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 6:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Troll so hard, board regulars wanna fight me
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I always grew up with fight or flight
this is the new wave.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
"I always grew up with fight or flight"
I know.
/girl putting her hand on your leg in the car that one time
yes, that was mean
Here, I’ll help ya out:
“I thought it was fight or fall asleep oblivious for you”
/girl whose couch you slept on when visiting her at UT after she was hanging on to you all evening when you first got there
I believe you told me that story awhile back
and it’s every bit as crippling to read to this day.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Pretty much the above scenario Closure just told
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I don't wanna tell it again.
Short version: freshman Closure couldn’t pick up on signals that were written a mile high and then was confused the next day when the girl was annoyed at him and distant.
Oh snap
I always err on the side of she wants me
A burden should never be something out of your control.
BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE 24, AND STILL ALL OF THOSE THINGS
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well the last one is the most important one.
I’ve managed to shed most of it by now.
Like, in retrospect, I’m not really bothered by that one particular story. The ego boost of her wanting me is still there even though I didn’t pick up on it at the time, and after seven or so years one more notch on the ol’ bedpost doesn’t matter that much.
I was recently told I should feel sorry for LSJ
You and Max are normal, social people and are not pathetic
A burden should never be something out of your control.
This is the nicest thing anyone has said about me in weeks.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's funny though
When I was at my most Benji-like, I had the most success.
God, that pained me to type it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Better late than never, Closure
Jobu is now on the list of LSBers who have had the PRIVILEGE of meeting me
A burden should never be something out of your control.
for the record, I'm doing just fine for myself these days, I feel
despite this FOREVERALONE meme that somehow popped up about me in the last week or two
and FOREVERALONE
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Ha
I love Star Trek as much as he does. But I love Who more
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I've been thinking about rewatching DS9 soon on Netflix.
But first I should probably get around to The Wire.
I like Peelander Z
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
they put on an interesting show
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EvhRaqzMPY&feature=related
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Wait a sec, I actually agree with this one
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
yep
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I have seen it once
years ago. I don’t remember hating it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I didn't like it that much in the theaters.
I didn’t hate it like I thought it would, but I didn’t really like it.
Saw it years later and it’s gotten better every time since.
I'll admit that I only saw it once a while back.
But it seemed like a quirky industry movie. I don’t remember LOLing once.
I was nodding in agreement...
had to consider for a second how much I liked Flirting with Disaster
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Just got back from the doctor and I know what we're having.
I’m not allowed to reveal it until we tell the family but….it’s not a pony.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
That was a secondary discovery.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 20, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
black?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Already had that...that's what got me into this situaish.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 20, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
you could buy that though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he is not into bees
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
michael young deserves a cock up his ass
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i dont get it
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
i did not say my cock
reading comprehension, bro
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
I felt it was insinuated
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Oh, I see what you guys are doing
You’re saying things that are meant to be provocative. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Like you’ve done dozens of times in the past. For comedic effect.
So it will be funny.
And people will laugh.
Haha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
only instead of subthreading
it’s a new post
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
is squidward a bad guy or a good guy?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 4:54 PM CST via Android app reply actions
i should know this
but what is this from?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 20, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
depends on the episode
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Let's invent a Double Dare-esque obstacle course for the Tailgate
but instead of getting covered with slime, you have to consume a shit load of Stuart Freemans and beer and whatnot.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Fuck that
LSB Tailgate Aggro Crag. Make it happen, gentlemen.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 20, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
I've used "I won Global Guts" before as a pick up line.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
x
In 1992, Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean appeared on GUTS, competing against Amanda “The Accelerator” Bulger and Jamie “The Jackal” Mendelsohn, and finished with the silver medal. He was in blue and referred to on the show as AJ “Mean” McLean. He had one event win during his appearance, that being a win in the Slam Dunk event.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Give out the tickets by amount of alcohol consumed without passing out or dying
Gotta earn first row seats.
Guess I'll be in the very back
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You'll have matchst1ck though.
And the dude who passes out after 1 shot.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
i'd own everyone
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
TDT would be sitting
Indian style criss cross applesauce next to the pitcher’s mound.
BEFORE HE DECIDED TO THROW HIS LIFE AWAY ON ONE VAGINA FOREVER at least.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Can you get Marc Summers to host?
Son of a bitch still owes me his house, and I’m gonna collect eventually.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
i see what you did there
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Speak for yourself.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
words hurt
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
is*
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
With "us"?
I’m gonna go ahead and disagree stylistically even if you have a grammar source for that.
None = is
Same rule as if you had said “No one of us _ perfect”
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I've always been under the impression it goes both ways.
USAGE It is sometimes held that none can take only a singular verb, never a plural verb: : none of them is coming tonight, rather than : none of them are coming tonight. There is little justification, historical or grammatical, for this view. None is descended from Old English nān, meaning ‘not one,’ and has been used for around a thousand years with both a singular and a plural verb, depending on the context and the emphasis needed.
That's wrong. You'd think the author's citation to the etymology of the word would clarify things.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
There is no case at all to be made for the notion that "not one" is a plural quantity.
None, if you will.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm the only guy standing between you and the barbarians, closure.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
IANF, let me ask you something on the real.
Is the whole Dadboner thing a bit that you and Loblaw are in cahoots on?
Like do you retweet him and quote him and stuff the way I pretend to love Tim Tebow bc I know it drives people crazy?
I’m serious about this. Text me or something if you don’t want to reveal your true opinions here in the open.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Just ate a Dylan's Candy Bar Milk Chocolate Bar
It was divine.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Horns baseball failed to sweep lowly Duke this weekend
and clowned many infield throws. Duke has a player named Will Piwnica-Worms, wonder if he ever hears jokes about “worm-burners.”
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I dislike white chocolate
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like milk chocolate
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Have you ever had chocolate covered french fries?
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
it doesn't sound very good
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
nobody loves your cock
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
who?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he doesn't count
and even he probably does not like it. it is from cedar hill
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
are they identical penises?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
don't act like you haven't looked
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
no you don't
and it was raised in cedar hill
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Even if they thought it was a hot dog?
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
Even if they thought it was a hotdog.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
swift doesn't hate white people
she just hates white dicks
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
Cold weather (proper seasons, really)
proximity of anything I want and public transportation to get there
more liberal/open-mindededness
A burden should never be something out of your control.
you are so wrong about the weather/ proper seasons thing
colder weather doesn’t mean more normal seasons
No, it doesn't
But there are more normal seasons in the Northeast.
I was saying cold weather was the reason but the whole having proper seasons things is what I really love
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Your mom has distinctive seasons
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Hope that answers your question
Those are my legitimate top 3
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Distinctive seasons in Texas...
would you really call this winter?
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'm wearing shorts and shirt sleeve shirt.
Same thing I wear in the spring, summer and fall.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
But you wouldn't mistake the weather over the last month
for what you’d expect in May. And you wouldn’t mistake weather in May for weather in August. And you wouldn’t mistake weather in August for weather in November. That’s my point.
me too
I am wearing basketball shorts and a t shirt
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
here ya go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUeedyXfyv8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I do miss (the idea of, having never lived anywhere with a good system of it) public transportation.
I have ridden a public bus three times
all for jury duty
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Beaches or public trans....
I’ll take beaches.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
Beaches or
Broadway/Amazing Restaurants/Nightlife/Shopping/Parties/Bars all within 10 minutes of me and a subway system to avoid ever driving in coastal traffic
I’ll just fly to beaches when I wanna beach it up, I am doing the things on my side way more often
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Not trying to disparage beaches
California has me there. But I just don’t spend enough time there, nor would I
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I would rather it be 105 than 35
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Playing baseball on cold days was the worst
So much pain
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Well, I'd take Cali weather over Texas
I’d take Cali weather over NYC weather. I just value everything else more.
Fuck LA architecture, spread-out layout and traffic
A burden should never be something out of your control.
What's wrong with the architecture?
Traffic blows, but I can deal with it for everything else. I love LA.
Home styles, building styles, city layouts
It’s worse than Dallas in the “paved over with concrete” aspect
A burden should never be something out of your control.
The building/home styles in the LA area are about a billionty times better than those in Dallas. Conservatively.
I especially enjoy the hilly areas where you get some cool gymnastics done to maximize the views from homes.
And IMO there’s quite a bit more green (or blue, as the case may be), actually.
One of my first impressions on visiting LA was “holy shit, they have some way cooler looking apartment buildings and such here than in Texas.”
I think I would quite like NYC (certainly compared to Texas), but I also feel like I'd get frustrated with the weather and the relative lack of nearby cool geography.
NYC has great architecture itself. The talent goes where the money is, and it’s not in DFW cookie cutter “mansion” suburbs.
Bro plenty of cool geography nearby
Just a little drive in any direction
A burden should never be something out of your control.
"honey, come here a minute" (beckons
wife to patio door) “what the …”
in the middle distance a man with windswept hair is performing “cool gymnastics” on the hillside, next to a bright yellow sports car
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I don't disagree.
I love the East coast as well.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'm never on the East Coast
Therefore it sucks.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 20, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
Lol the Bronx is the closest I've ever been to the Atlantic Coast.
Well, maybe Miami.
I was just writing a poor argument for comedy’s sake.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 20, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
WTF were you in the Bronx and not in Manhattan?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I have family in Upstate New York...they're obviously huge Yankees fans there
so in 2000 they took me to a game in Old Yankee Stadium.
Say what you will, but I can appreciate going to a game there as a kid, knowing that it isn’t standing anymore.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 20, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
I went to a game at the old Yankees Stadium too
and it was nifty
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Funny.
I love being on the West Coast.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 20, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
Actually count me out for now
Maybe in an hour or two
I wish I did not have to wear socks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:52 PM CST via Android app reply actions
I wish my was were made of twizzelers..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
nah... don't have a foot fetish
at least with walls there are places high enough that would be sterile
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I thought so
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 5:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah, I know
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 20, 2012 5:56 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
SQUIRREL!!!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 20, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
the gas pedal on my dune buggy is shaped like an actual foot
w/ toe outlines and everything
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I like to drive barefoot
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I think U2 covered that song for the Million Dollar Hotel soundtrack?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
heh ... glad someone got it
Wiki says Threesome soundtrack?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
People tell me that's illegal
and I do it anyway, since fuck them it’s a stupid “law.”
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 20, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
It isn't illegal!
It is not illegal to drive a motor vehicle while barefoot. Some people speculate that driving barefoot increases the risk of an accident if bare feet slip off the pedals.58 It is legal throughout the United States, Canada and the United Kingdom to drive barefoot.585960 However, in some jurisdictions, police officers may ticket you for other things if the fact that you were driving barefoot or in flip flops/high heeled shoes hindered your driving and/or resulted in an accident.61
Flying cars in 10 years.
Thanks Google!!
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
So when are Subway tubes coming to reality?
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 20, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus, graduation is expensive
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 20, 2012 6:35 PM CST reply actions
gotta buy a buncha shit, applications, boards...pain in the ass
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 20, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
TAMU pharmacy
everything is mandatory except the class ring
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 20, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, I dont do rings and such
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 20, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
That sucks.
They have recipes online if you ever cook.
by lost in space on Feb 20, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
This is going to be one of the best heavy albums of the year, you guys.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Awful
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
We've established metal isn't your cup o' tea.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
good stuff
havnt listened to them in years. On the topic of metal, they had the Big 4 live from Bulgaria on the Palladium channel the other night…unreal
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 20, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
Metallica and Slayer would be fun to watch
but I cannot stand Anthrax. Scott Ian is a punk bitch.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
yeah I never liked Anthrax too much
but Slayer killed it. Need to see them in concert
You gotta get up mighty muthafuckin' early in the mornin' to fuck with me - Wash
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 20, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
Your opiniuns suk
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Not a chick flick.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I like cusack
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 7:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
runaway jury
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 7:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what color?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 7:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
sounds hawt
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 7:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
heh, I was just running with the you = woman theme
you know what chick flick I like? Strangers than Fiction
SONIC GUYS!
That's the Will Ferrell movie, right?
Only thing I remember about it is The Jam’s “That’s Entertainment” playing while Ferrell’s character is on a bus.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Is it creepy to say I thought Secretary was kinda hot?
It probably is, isn’t it.
But I do love some Spader.
No, it's not creepy; it's right.
So, so, so right. You’re so right, Maggie…
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Dude, we should go to El Cholo some day
it’s FUCKING DELICIOUS
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 20, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
I honestly have no idea.
I’m still waiting to hear from the internships I applied to. Not one word so far.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 20, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
I know, dude.
But I also didn’t hear back from my internship last year until mid-March, which is when I hear back from everything it seems.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 20, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
Toddler shirts?
Anyone know a good place to find toddler Rangers T-Shirts? Dick’s & Academy no luck.
that is not how you get them in the van
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 7:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
that is how you get them in the van
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 7:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Closure, Max, et al
Check it
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6534168/im-such-a-nerd-with-katrina-bowden
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I could
I would need to learn everything I could about nerdy things
A burden should never be something out of your control.
well whatshisface can't write an ending to save his life anyway
and I liked Jack better when he was more omnisexual
I have no idea about any of the stuff mentioned in there.
Except Star Wars, I watched some of the original ones.
my bama bro is at the knicks game tonight
reaping his big head
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
x
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
the pic that made him famous
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
I would hate to sit behind that guy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 7:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am sure you would
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 8:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
totally convincing
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 8:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
convincing and alluring
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 8:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
embrace it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 8:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
kinda makes it look like its the guy behind him's head
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
Kinda reminds me of this
I don’t know why.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 20, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
i wanna know why the ticker isn't rolling
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 20, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
Dude took my idea.
I wanted to do that for College Gameday.
I might still end up doing it. Fuck the copycat claims!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Baha
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6709531/mass-effect-valentine
A burden should never be something out of your control.
where?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 20, 2012 8:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
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