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"Iron Ration" (1907-1922)
The first attempt to make an individual ration for issue to soldiers in the field was the "iron ration", first introduced in 1907. It consisted of three 3-ounce (85 g) cakes (made from a concoction of beef boullion powder and parched and cooked wheat), three 1-ounce (28 g) bars of sweetened chocolate, and packets of salt and pepper. The ration was issued in a sealed tin packet that weighed one pound, and was designed for emergency use when the troops were unable to be supplied with food. It was later discontinued by the adoption of the "Reserve Ration", but findings from the development and use of the Iron Ration went into the development of the emergency D-ration.
[edit] "Reserve Ration" (1917-1937)
The Reserve Ration was a ration issued during the latter part of World War I to feed troops who were away from a garrison or field kitchen. It originally consisted of 12 ounces (340 g) of bacon or one pound of meat (usually canned corned beef), two 8-ounce (230 g) cans of hard bread or hardtack biscuits, a packet of 1.16 ounces (33 g) of pre-ground coffee, a packet of 2.4 ounces (68 g) of granulated sugar, and a packet of 0.16 ounces (4.5 g) of salt. There was also a separate "tobacco ration" of 0.4 ounces (11 g) of tobacco and 10 cigarette rolling papers, later replaced by brand-name machine-rolled cigarettes.
After the war, there were attempts to improve the ration based on input from the field. In 1922, the ration was reorganized to consist of 1 pound of meat (usually beef jerky), 3 ounces (85 g) of canned corned beef or chocolate, 14 ounces (400 g) of hard bread or hardtack biscuits, coffee and sugar. In 1925, the meat ration was replaced with canned pork and beans. In 1936, there was an attempt at variety by having an "A"-menu of corned beef and a "B"-menu of pork and beans. This was cancelled upon introduction of the new Field Ration, Type C, in 1938.
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is that not a fruit snack?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
I think of them separately.
I think of fruit snacks solely as being the packages of 10-12 bite sized tasteless sugar shapes. By the same token, a Fruit by the Foot is also not a fruit snack. Maybe I’m weird.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
my favorite lunch.. was those pizza lunchables w gushers
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions
unless it was western burger day in the cafeteria... or enchilada day
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
For some reason
I really really loved the salisbury steak in our cafeteria. At least, in high school.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
Same...
I got to the point where I loved most cafeteria food.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Which elementary school did you go to?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
by bioaggie on Feb 21, 2012 2:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
So, I just saw the leaked script for Mass Effect 3.
No spoilers or anything, but man, they really dropped the ball. I’ll still pick it up for completion’s sake though.
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
thank you for this
not like anyone else wanted to play thorough it or anything.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 21, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
It's called an opinion?
Go decide for yourself if it’s disappointing or not when it comes out.
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
no spoilers?
No spoilers or anything, but man, they really dropped the ball. I’ll still pick it up for completion’s sake though.
have your opinion, but dont post things about an unreleased game that is greatly looked forward to about this game please.
i (and many others) have avoided reading things about it so that we could play it without spoilers, etc.
dont say it sucks in your opinion based on the script or anything else.
if this is too much to ask, then please forgive me. i just dont seem to think it is…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 21, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
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"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
I like rice
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 2:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
where are you getting all these .gifs lately?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Definitely understand your concern.
Just didn’t see where I put anything that would hinder your ability to play through it. “A 19 year old kid saw the script and was slightly disappointed by it? THE FUCKING HORROR”
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
He's over reacting a bit. You didn't do anything wrong.
There wasn’t anything specific in it other than your opinion of the script.
He gets testy sometimes when it comes to games, college sports, and….there was something else.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Hurley lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Haven't had a chance to sleep yet?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
Who doesn't?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
You're doing it wrong.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I haven't had pudding in like, 7 years.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 21, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Well you know what you need to do.
Pudding is awesome.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
id rather have a jello cup
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
I don't like pudding either.
I don’t like the texture… too viscous.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
You misspelled 'delicious'.
Rather badly, too.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Also see: Frozen Swiss Rolls and Frozen Ding Dongs
by jam0152 on Feb 21, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Star Crunch
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
Oh man I love Star Crunches
Also the MOTHERFUCKING TWINKIE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I went and bought a twinkie
as soon as I got out of Zombieland. Woody Harrellson fucking lied to me. Turrible.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Is that a...Drake's, coffee cake?...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
star crunch
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 3:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Sometimes I think we get each other...
And then I forget that you don’t like Seinfeld…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
heh
I think I remember the episode. Elaine can’t eat, right? that one dude is in a coma?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
SWOOOOOOOOON
<3
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
DAT SELL BY DATE
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
nutty bars
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 2:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this. over and over again.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 21, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Zebra Cakes
FTW
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
oatmeal cream pie
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Yeeeesssss!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
The Christmas tree cakes.
Limited time treats are always the best.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
how much is a playstation vita?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 2:21 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I think around 300
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 2:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
$250 for the Wi-Fi only model, $300 if you want Wi-Fi and 3G
In-depth reviews here…
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
CJ convo on Ticket ahora.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
so what are you wanting when you call at 3 or 4 a.m. on the weekends?
are you just blackout drunk or do we need to have a heart to heart?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
You'll never know unless you answer a god damn call.
Or hang out with us.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
IM ASLEEP AT 4 A.M. ON THE WEEKENDS
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
it's never been 4 am or later
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
is Ticket Ahora like ESPN Deportes?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Si
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
It's like the Ocho!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 21, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
We were cafeteria lunch kids... never had anything good to trade.
What’s worse, we couldn’t even misuse the money our mom gave us because she wrote a check for each of us at the beginning of every week. Mortifying. My mom was hellbent on us not eating crap food for lunch ‘like all the other kids’, but, looking back, cafeteria food was no better than the chips and Dr. Peppers my friends got to have every day.
I'm willing to bet this is one of the main reasons I hate sweets...
I ate cafeteria food every day.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
CJ didn't watch Super Bowl bc he didnt have time...practicing dance moves like the cat daddy and shuffling,
talked to Kate Upton
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Has anyone seen Benj and C.J. in the same place at the same time.....
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Benj = Benji
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
C.J. = Benj = Benji
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Has anyone noticed that if combined,
Benji and CJ would make for a BJ?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Can't argue with science
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Attack of the Chris Kris's.....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Please tell me someone else is listening to this CJ interview right now.
Dude name drops like it’s going out of style.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
So far mentioned Kate Upton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kim Kardashian
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yeah, I'm listening.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 21, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
So funny how easy it was to go from "our douche"
to “fuck that douche”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Had to defend himself against white supremicists at a concert.
Not legally allowed to discuss it. Made it sound like he kicked a ton of ass.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
CJ = Chris-Chris?
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Is this taped and they're critiquing it?
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
Interview with SI.com
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
And they're just making fun of him it seems?
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 21, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Basically.
Although it’s like shooting fish in a barrel based on pretty much everything he says.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
They did that on the Musers the other day.
I swear CJ does this on purpose.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
just had some "king cake" for fat tuesday at work...
id rather eat a piece of white dog crap
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:32 PM CST reply actions
Depends on where it came from. It can by a dry, tasteless hunk of bread.
Or it can be like a tasty afternoon cinnamon treat.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
it taste like shit.
they had them flown in from new orleans. swear to god.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Either there is some other, terrible New Orleans
or your taste buds are broken. (Or somebody in regular New Orleans made a shitty King Cake.)
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Did you find a baby?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
lol.. no another department did.. so we dont have to host the fat tuesday party next year
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'd really rather have the king cake, personally.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
LolChelsea
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Had Fuzzy's last night for dinner.
Debating having it again for lunch today as not one student has stepped into the lab, meaning I can afford to leave for 15 minutes or so to go pick it up.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
What do you get there?
I can eat their tempura shrimp (tacos, burritos, salad) every day.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
shredded beef sandwich...mmmmmmm
also, i surprisingly love the enchiladas, too, despite them possibly being made and frozen before simply being microwaved.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Usually either 3 shredded beef crispy tacos with the garlic sauce on the side or the shredded beef sammich with garlic sauce on the side.
I’ve had the other tacos (shrimp and fish tempura, pork, chicken) but I like shredded beef the most.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Oh and occasionally when I'm extra hungry, I'll get chips and queso.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
There's one of these in Cedar Park.
I was thinking of stopping by before or after the Texas Stars game Saturday. Pretty good, or should I just stick to Torchy’s?
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
torchys is obv better.. but its taco tuesday.. so you can get cheap food today.
worth a stop.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Torchy's es no bueno
Tried it a couple of times and came away too unimpressed to ever try again.
Fuzzy’s, Chuy’s, Taco Ocho, Chiloso.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
you cant really compare chuys and fuzzys
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
its tuesday.. only thing you can eat today is BWW wings or Fuzzys tacos
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
BWW is just awful no matter the price...
Pizza places (sans chains) make the best wings.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
We went there after the wedding
(hangs head in shame)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
George's wings
Gawd I could eat those for days.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
they're opening up
one of those in allen soon. and another wing place called ‘sauced wings & more’
lookin forward to both
by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
Pluckers has bigger wings than what I've found at other places.
Their sauces are great too.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Highly meh
on fuzzy’s.
I was so happy to hear the Taco Joint is opening a new location about a mile from mi casa.
Mockingbird/Abrams, right across the street from Fuzzy’s, so I expect that place to fail pretty quick.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 21, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
The new TJ is the greatest thing ever.
Also, they will be staying open for dinner. It’s within walking distance from my house, so I expect to get fat.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
I need a Salad Joint to go in by my house.
I’m already fat.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
So awesome
Because Sol’s was the worst food ever. I gave that place 3 tries 7 years ago and it was terrible. Couldn’t even choke down the cheese enchiladas. I can’t believe they stayed open as long as they did.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 21, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed. Gave it two tries, once for breakfast and once for dinner.
Realized that IHOP is probably the best food on that corner of Mockingbird & Abrams.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
Lovers Pizza
is a mainstay at my house.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 21, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Really...I didn't love it. (rimshot)
But on the occasions that my wife wants pizza for dinner, I generally pick it up at Campania on my way home from work.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Their pasta
dishes are actually pretty good.
Pizza is decent, but overpriced. I like it enough and it is extremely convenient.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 21, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
I will give it a second try, based on your recommendation.
Also, had two Double Browns with lunch at Angry Dog today. It’s sapping my will to work.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
got something fun planned for the weekend?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Probably the first night of camping of the season, which is sweet.
Do a little campfire cooking… get sloshed and go for a late night woods walk.
Watch out for bears
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
Just good general advice
I’m always on the lookout for bears.
Sneaky bastards.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
I'm bringing my bear whistle, bear spray, bear flare, bear alarm, and non-lethal bear trap.
I’ve done everything my liberal sensibilities will allow me to do.
"Lisa, I want to buy your rock."
We were just quoting this episode this weekend at a Bar-B-Q
by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Watch out for beers
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
This reminds me of
Carlin’s restaurant response to TGIFridays.
Holy-Shit-Its-Only-Wednesdays!
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
did you ever buy a firearm?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Looking forward to Saturday, myself.
Friends are throwing the wife and me an anniversary party. Looking forward to counting the amount of friends that allude to me being an alcoholic by buying me scotch. Good times.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
This might be of interest to some people here.
http://www.avclub.com/articles/community-will-return-on-march-15,69712/
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
YYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
I summon 1000 Dancing Bananas!
by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Reading that I'm unclear of what it means.
Still unclear for next season, but randomly airing new episodes?
It's going to finish this season
I would bet almost anything it does see another season, because the money’s too good for it not to. It will hit syndication, and Sony will cut a weird deal in order to make sure it sees it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
YESSSSSSSSSS
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
SOMEBODY loves me
unlike that asshole Schultzy :(
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
YOu forgot Annie
Sweet Alison Brie.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
It's the arrangement
He gets Britta, I get Brie.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
radiohead sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I could say it again
maybe send it on a postcard
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
that kid whose leg got impaled on the fence in Walking Dead
is the King of Fucked-Up Limbs, amirite?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Does that mean I get Quendra?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I always have the urge to call him Chuck E. Cheese
but I don’t want to burn bridges and not sure our friendship is there yet
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Feb 21, 2012 2:55 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
What is this I dont even
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 21, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Chuck
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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u hangin out at showbiz again
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
Wasn't it kind of ironic that the lead singer in the band at showbiz's name was Billy bob?
Anytime we went there, I always said we were going to Billy Bob’s, not Showbiz.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 21, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
How long does you guys' "productivity guilt" usually last?
For me, I usually get to work and screw around for at least an hour before it hits. Then I figure “okay, fine, might as well accomplish something.” But that feeling only lasts for about 30 mins. Then I proceed to say “welp, I’ll pick it up after lunch break.”
Immediately following lunch, there’s another 30 min session of productivity, followed by several hours of fecking aboot.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Barring an impending deadline
my production generally ramps up after 8:30, peaking at about 10:30 and ramping down for lunch. Then 1:00 to 3:30 it picks back up, then I coast it out. It varies, of course… some times that curve is flat as a preteen.
Sounds like my day
I have two big bursts of productivity- one between 9:30 and 11, and the other between 4 and whenever I leave, usually around 5:30 to 6. Rest of the day, I’m either here, daydreaming about my Football Manager team, or mulling over lunch/dinner options, while doing just enough work that I stay on schedule.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Discovering the OT thread was the last nail in my productivity coffin
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'm working (work) in between classes
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Actually I don't have a class this day, just a group meeting.
She told us to be thinking about what our next step is..
pfft.. don’t tell me what to do! heh.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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This sounds a lot like my work day.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 21, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Replace Tetris with LSB
Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
id say in a given week i do about 15 minutes
of real work bob
by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
Witt(less) is a genius, you guys.
Had Regio for lunch (and then dinner) yesterday. Good grief, that is some delicious chicken.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Try Pollo Campero.
Also fucking delicious and will make going to Popeyes or church’s hard to justify.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Pollo Campero makes me nostalgic for El Salvador.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
is it considered el salvadorian?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
No, but it's from that region; Guatamala, if I remember correctly, which is next door to El Salvador.
ES was the first place I had ever heard of, saw, or ate from a Pollo Campero.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
What method of cooking do they use?
It’s obvs fried. But it seems like less breading and less greasy than American fried chicken.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Pollo Campero
There’s one not too far from my apartment. I’ve been tempted to go by there, just to see if their manager looks anything like Gus Fring.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Will do.
I’ve decided that this place should jump up into my top 5 fast food places.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Not even.
I’ve now had Pollo Campero twice. It’s so far behind Church’s and Popeye’s (and Publix) it’s not even funny.
Hell, I’d even take KFC on a good day over that barely-breaded, weirdly-flavored nonsense.
That fried yucca’s good, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 4:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
billymadisongameshow.jpg
In no fucking situation should KFC be mentioned. It is in edible shit that I’d be embarrassed to feed my dog.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 4:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Look at fucking Bigtill the chicken hipster.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Exactly what I was gonna say.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 4:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Don't feed dogs people food.
It’s not good for them and will make them fat.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Food talk...
What do you consider to be the most American food? Hamburgers, fried chicken, BBQ, etc.
There’s no real right answer, I’m just curious about everyone’s opinion.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
The first thing I think of when I think of "American food"
is hamburgers.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yes sir
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
American Cheese
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
This could spawn a whole other subthread...
but I don’t really consider cheese a food. It’s a great ingredient or condiment, but I don’t eat it by itself.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
I could eat a block of sharp cheddar...
Costanza style.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It needs some kind of bread or cracker
for me to eat it. A block of cheese by itself isn’t very good.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Just slices of a block of Longhorn cheese.
Delicious
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yes?
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Not sure why but this makes me giggle like a little kid.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
What's funny
is that most of what we think of as ‘Mexican Food’ or ‘Italian Food’ or ‘Chinese Food’ was invented here in the US.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Tex-Mex
Greatest “foreign” food.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
In many cases, yes...
The majority of Americans would not like a lot of foods if they ate them in their country of origin.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yup
Having been to China thrice, I’m still struggling to find “authentic” Chinese food in the states, and I live in Richardson!
Having been to Kenya twice, I’m still struggling to find a Kenyan restaurant in general.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Guessing it's a small crowd in that search for Kenyan food.
Never had it, just saying this is the first time I have ever heard/read anything about it.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Cheetahs are hard to come by in the States.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
O ha ha
It’s funny because people think they eat cheetahs in Africa!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Nonsense
I eat them all the time:
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"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
It's disgusting
Rice and some really gross potatoes.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Soooo, what am I missing here?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
So, favorite "ethnic" cuisine, LSB?
I’m gonna go with Thai.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
Does Greek count as ethnic?
Because I love me some Greek food.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh most definitely
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
i would say yes....my wife is half Greek
so I get Greek food at the inlaws all the fucking time.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
can't go wrong w/ Thai
mine is a tie between Thai and Indian food.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Mongolian is good.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Sadly, the closest I've come to Mongolian is Genghis Grill
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
Overall, Mediterranean.
but I do love me some authentic Chinese dumplings.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Vietnamese...
8 spring rolls and a bowl of pho and I’m cumming…that or italian.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
(takes a moment to pine for Clay Pot in Waco)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions
There's one in Addison, too
Also Indian.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
Is that place still open?
Saw Norah Jones perform there once.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
1/2 price appetizers during happy hour a great deal
curried mussels, sop up that sauce w/ naan
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Not even going to try to choose.
Absolutely depends on my mood and whims. Just impossible for me. Don’t even care to try.
Authentic Mexican tacos may be my favorite things to eat in the whole world. Thai curry is one of the most delicious things ever. I had felafel and gyros yesterday and it was delicious.
Korean is also pretty awesome
Anyone ever tried bibimbap? Ridiculous name, ridiculously delicious.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Hard to say
Vietnamese is probably my favorite, but I also dig Indian, Greek, Thai, and Mexican, and the one time I had Afghan, it was also pretty damn good.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
nachos
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
Any dish is going to have culinary roots in other cuisines, but for the sake of this conversation,
the quintessential American dish is the hamburger. Also, according to Bourdain, the noble nacho is something of a wholly-American creation.
Nice
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
What the hell is going on with The Ticket?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
OH GOD
I only had my right earbud in.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
What'd they do now?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone go outdoors around this area, or are you all in your mother's basements?
So the wife wants to go camping sometime this year.
I love it, I’m not sure she knows what my camping entails. I’m trying to break this to her. Has anyone down here in the Central Texas area know of a place that would be a good place to camp for a weekend? She would be tent camping, shower not necessary, and a place with some kind of activities (fishing, hiking, etc) would be preferable.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Mother Neff Park was alright, back when I was a kid
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
North of Temple, right?
Or am I thinking of something else?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah around Moody, if I remember correctly
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Stillhouse Hollow Lake was another childhood CenTex camping/fishing hangout
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
I lived 10 minutes from there.
I might go look it back up, now that you mentioned it. I’m sure it has changed a good bit since I last went.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yup
Pretty sure I was pushing 6 years old last time I went there.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
This is what I was going to suggest.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Canyon Lake would probably be a good place to start looking.
There’s another place in the Hill Country that’s supposed to be pretty great, but the name escapes me at the moment.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Here it is
Lost Maples State Natural Area
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Lost Maples is awesome.
I don’t know how good it is for camping, but I’ve hiked the circuit there and it’s great. One of the few places in Central Texas where you can see leaves change color in the fall.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
arbuckle has nice camping.. so does the wichita mountains
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
my favorite camping is Cloudcroft, NM
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Eisenhower SP is pretty good.
It is on Lake Texoma. Lake Ray Roberts is closer but maybe a long walk to the campsite. Bonham SP is small and quiet. Cooper Lake SP is also another I have been to. Dinosaur SP is suppose to be pretty nice.
http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/spdest/findadest/prairies_and_lakes/
I camped enough in Boy Scouts
Now unless it is a 10 room “cabin” fuck the outdoors.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy N. Cognito.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 3:57 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
One of my favorite bits.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 21, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
Listen in English AND Spanish!
Homer Simpson- Guy N Cognito / Cosme Fulanito
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
also, on Sunday that speed montage of the couch gags almost gave me a seizure
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
No kidding
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 21, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
This is NY far the busiest day I've seen at this show.
Just because of the All Star game?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 4:05 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
NY?
Anyway, had the three fullest theaters at the Hall of Presidents I’ve ever seen, all in a row.
On a Tuesday in February. You go, economy!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oh.
That explains the purple and yellow and beads all day.
Did not consider. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
In spite of it's suggestive (and terrible) title track, Tunnel of Love is an underrated album.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I agree.
I was also my last remaining pre-recorded cassette. I don’t know what’s happened to it now that I replaced the tape deck in my car.
IIRC, did that still feature "shitty '80s drum sound"?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
yep. a couple of tracks. fake snare gives me headcahes.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Fuzzy's gave me may more garlic sauce than I asked for.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Meddlesome Moth ladies and gents
Feb 28th. 5pm. Unveiling of Dream Crusher Double IPA….
Holy shit!
Hope I didn’t steal your thunder WimW, but this beer is amazing.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Hell yeah I did
I’m not gonna pimp your shit without the wheels being greased.
Thank you again. These beers are gonna be great for the tailgate.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I will be in the Caribbean.
Any chance it will be available on board my ship?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
where is this "unveiling"
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
I'll be at Meddlesome Moth on the 28th
I think there are a few more around town, but my hall pass is only good for one day
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Be sure and enjoy "every last drop."
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Wittless, your sig helped me remember a trivia question on Sunday.
It was which Michigan standout and Laker’s star had a one-night stand with Sarah Palin in the 80’s.
I also got a question about Oilcan Boyd right because of a link on LSB that I recalled.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
damn. I know its not just the iphone, but still. crazy.
"AT&T says wireless data traffic on its network has grown 20,000% since the iPhone debuted in 2007."
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
also
"The problem, known as the ‘spectrum crunch,’ threatens to increase the number of dropped calls, slow down data speeds and raise customers’ prices," Goldman reports. "It will also whittle down the nation’s number of wireless carriers and create a deeper financial divide between those companies that have capacity and those that don’t."
Goldman reports, "Wireless spectrum — the invisible infrastructure over which all wireless transmissions travel — is a finite resource. When, exactly, we’ll hit the wall is the subject of intense debate, but almost everyone in the industry agrees that a crunch is coming."
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Michael Cera = Derek Holland?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
That looks drawn on.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
Love me some Cera
But sweet mother of fuck, that’s hideous.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
whoa....wow thats crazy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Dammit, I would like to write about sports but I'm not a writer.
And I’m afraid I would just look like a fool.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Murray Chass has got 'fool' on lock.
I’m sure you’ll do fine.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking of writing something for tomorrow since P&C report, but haven't decided on what to focus on.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Organize the 40 man roster based on assumed schlong size.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
(Hint, Yoshi is listed last.)
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Write about Torrealba.
Nobody ever writes about that guy.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
You're smart, you'll be fine.
I’m sure one of the moderately experienced and/or successful writing types here would happily look it over, too.
Anyway, talk about how awesome Ian Kinsler is.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Hah. How he's one of the most underrated infielders?
Although…people are finally starting to realize that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
You bet. Just send that article over to Josey and he'll look right over it for you.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yes. Right over it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I used to write about sports
Now I go back and read that stuff and it is TUUURRRRBLE.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
When in doubt, add a spreadsheet.
The Matchst1ck Method
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Solid
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
When in doubt, add a photoshopped image with Ron Washington's head on something weird...
The goET Method
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
When in doubt, try desperately to add words around some other person's models that you're just reciting.
I feel like this has been a cathartic subthread...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
Glad I could help.
I’m thinking just summarizing some of the off season moves. Essentially just regurgitating stuff for people who didn’t pay attention these past few months: Not resigning CJ lead to signing Darvish, how we avoided arbitration with a number of our players who were on the world series roster, hamilton relapse, moving Neffy to rotation which meant we needed a closer and lead to Joe Nathan, the question of who’ll be in the rotation since they say they’re sticking to 5-man rotation…
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
study the FanPosts of Longhorn33 and Sam Bunnell
and do the exact opposite
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Use a pseudonym.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
Step 1: Create new Username.
Step 2: Begin fanpost with “So I’m new here…”
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
hah.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Not really.
I’m manage all the visual content and have been wanting more Rangers stuff included in there. The only guy willing to write about sports is an Astros fan and he’s busy with his new job right now trying to make a good impression.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Just solicit LSB for OpEds.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 6:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Hah. I should. I mean....Ryin, octoberty, scoop, jam...
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
ooh ooh ooh, Mister KotTAIR ...
(not stat-geek, more wannabe-literary)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Might I suggest Josey Wales, Miles, or HornedFrogs45?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
heh.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I write my own blog
Just gotta get the first one out of the way, and then you’ll be good to go.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Feb 21, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
Works is catering in food with keg and hurricane machine
Begins at 5p…I may not be coming into work tomorrow.
Where do you work again?
furiously scribbling down address
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
Why can't I use asterisks to surround text?
It always bolds the included text. I assume this an html thing?
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
SBN has some annoying tendencies
Like doing a bulleted list when you use the # and a number symbol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Happy Zelda Day, everyone.
26 years ago today The Legend of Zelda hit store shelves.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
And now I have the theme song stuck in my head. Thanks.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
I like that Zelda's about my age.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 6:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Who the hell is Chickenfoot?
And why are they co-headlining something called Rocklahoma with Rob Zombie and Creed??
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
It's that damn Sammy Hagar.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Oh sweet lord
You weren’t kidding.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
don't like him, but heard his memoir is actually an entertaining read
the early days of Montrose … now it can be told!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Because people are the worst.
That’s why.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER!?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I originally wanted to try to write it like that assdick would enunciate it
but I couldn’t come up with the right way to stretch it out like a douche.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
wow, it's gorgeous outside ... gonna watch baseball !!!
UT-Arlington in town, a little bit of Arlington comes to Austin
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
lucky... i cant even watch it on tv stupid lhn
hook em
by ludashoeless on Feb 21, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
I want to do that.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
sending you an email in just a bit....
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Rad
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
x

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'm out. I'm trying to finish all my games before I go on vacation this week.
Anyone want to babysit my games next week? I only have 2 running right now.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
I'm in if you can find some more.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
AAC has all you can drink coke for 5 bucks and all you can eat popcorn if you buy a large
pretty good deal for a sports event.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions
Derek is one quirky person...
Holland’s dune buggy steals show in Surprise
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
heh...do ya like dune buggies?
sure ya do!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
............
………………..
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Indeed.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Way to go, Coach Norvell. Recruiting violations 101:

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
RF should spam his phone with dick pics
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Zach Fish hit a grand slam for his first ever hit in college
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
'sup bitches?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This place is dead
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It is.
What the fuck happened to LSB after dark?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't like it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yep, this shit is laaaaame.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
has it been like this lately?
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
rather have crickets than live Risk, fantasy drafts, you suck / no you suck
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
You're being awfully aggressive lately, Schools.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
that's what I accused you of ... guess I was projecting
also that must’ve hit close to home, as you’re regularly involved in the first two . . . wanna start a you suck / no you suck? :)-
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
VFN SUCKS
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
that's not very nice.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
He is a douche
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
this is probably my favorite
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
The claw moves after it's pulled off.
Eww.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That kind of looks like baby bruno mars
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
IT IS YOU WHO IS THE ONE THAT SUCKS
(like that?)
You have been going after some regulars lately.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
And it is funny
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
wait, Schultzy or me? it's true I've tangled w/
Aquaman (clearly playful, I thought) and Benjihana (I was mean, and I apologized, though trolling him is a shared civic duty imho) …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
He was talking to you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I was in fact talking to you, Schoolly.
You’ve been a little meaner lately. Some of it was to Benji but some of it has been to LSB at large.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
gonna look in the mirror ...
tomorrow … guess I could stop harping on Sam Bunnell
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
No, keep it up
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That's like the only funny thing you do
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
you suck, LSJ
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
He is just getting his aggressiveness built up...
so he can stalk and photograph LSB’ers and Ranger officials at baseball games. Schooly is in spring training mode as well.
by casew on Feb 21, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
THIS GUY GETS IT
Schoolly is an athlete in his own way
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I dunno.
OT’s go through highs and low’s. My guess is everybody’s just kinda burned out, and/or off doing other shit. At least I kinda am.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
I think people just have a lot going on right now
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Or, maybe after the one year anniversary of the OT..
this place became self-aware, and it’s just ruined it.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
It does seem like that was the tipping point.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I would much rather be on here than doing homework
but y’all aren’t helping
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
He's handsome.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
First episode was rad.
I think Sudeikis will fit into the universe nicely.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Hey
When does the Usersguide 2012 drop?
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
Make sure to include a section on Kreayshawn.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Gucci Mane does.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I cannot stand her.
Terrible rapper + ugly as sin.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I do not like this Dave guy
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Closure? My Hoos are regressing, on national tv of course
darn darn darn
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
NEVERMIND, WE PULLED IT OUT, BUT IT WAS UGG-LAYY!!!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Southland is confusing me...
Something just seems different about it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 9:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
ooh, no spoilers please Till !!!
I’m gonna be two behind after tonite … us fans gotta stick together.
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
don't worry...
I think you know what I’m talking about. My confusion just started this season
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 9:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
breaking: Longhorns may not be going to the College World Series this season
Now 2-2 after falling to the UT-Arlington Pence Sox tonite. Rangers trivia — UT-A’s roster contains one “Philip Incaviglia” … care to guess if he’s any way related to you-know-who?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
correct ... know that saying "Bob's your uncle"? Well Pete's his uncle ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
fuck you rick stansbury
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
dont blame him
for taking it up the ass from the refs
that was fucking awful
by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
i don't even care that much about this game.
i just hate rick stansbury with every ounce of my body.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
always had a soft spot for dee.
about as soft a spot you can have for hating MSU.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
i saw them play baylor at the aac this year
as a double header w/ok state/smu and i liked the way they played
plus, fuck john calipari
by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
oh god damnit
call the foul when it fuckin happens and not 5 seconds after the fact to see if he makes the fuckin shot
by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
sec bball refs are the fucking worst.
THE FUCKING WORST EVER
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
think of the worst bbal ref you've ever seen.
think of that ref having an IQ of negative 3.
think of that ref then having grown up in a closet his whole life.
think of that ref then being a quintuple amputee.
think of that ref then having snow globes for eye balls.
sec refs are worse than that guy.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
people say the same thing
about big 12 refs big 10 and acc refs
refs fucked up that gilchrist 3 point play just there too. the pg fouled him on the floor before he shot it
by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
yep.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
hells yes.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
god damnit sidney
you weight half a ton, roll to the basket not the god damn 3 point line
by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
Texas sucks
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
here come the fouls
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
just forfeit bulldogs
they arent letting you win this game
by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
So does Ichiro break Bonds' HR record this season now?
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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by Mike E on Feb 21, 2012 10:03 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
I just had a Shock Top...
Not bad
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 10:04 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
should be an offensive foul.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions
it looked like it from the side court angle.
which brings me to my next point. refs making calls on plays out of their zone drives me absolutely insane
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
like sidneys over the back call
before the timeout, he couldnt see the contact from the outside
by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
maybe not
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
terrible
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions
and game
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:09 PM CST reply actions
oh well
it’ll be fun seeing kentucky choke in the tourney again. hopefully the cunts in carolina will do the same
by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm really liking syracuse.
and whichita state
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Schultzy...
Watch tonight’s Southland. But don’t spoil it for Schoolls cause he’s 2 episodes behind
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 10:10 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Does it come on again tonight?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Sweet
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
you say "Longhorns suck," but ...
WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU BEAT US IN BASKETBALL, HUH?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Yesterday.
And about two hours ago.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So they have an actual camera crew following them around?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
That poor kid
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Brandi's jugs look great tonight
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 10:15 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I have been watching this show tonight
It is okay
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Right...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
She is hot
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Apparently, this is the new TCU logo? Not sure how I feel about this, if true:

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I like the theme to it
It’s just a little hard to tell what it is if you don’t already know.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
where's the bowl, and where do you inhale the smoke?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
A Horned Frog that needs some stool softener, apparently.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That'll look good painted on the Fiesta Bowl field.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
looks like a dinosaur.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I'm not as disappointed as I expected.
I kind of like it.
That being said, I love the old logo and hope that they don’t keep the old fat frog off of the merchandise.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions
This episode is the first time I've ever seen them lowball a locker.
I think there was more money in those cards than that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah
Market for baseball cards isn’t good right now though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Probably true.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I felt like they overvalued that picture frame.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 10:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Probably.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Over/Under on number of 9 year old boys in SoCal who have Hester's fingerprint on their butthole
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
...
…
Under.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
You obviously don't watch Storage Wars
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
i do but i dont think about hester raping little boys
I think about Brandi’s chest
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I'm watching this show for the first time because you keep talking about it on Twitter...
and, I’ve gotta say, Barry seems like a fun dude.
The rest of the people on the show could meet their untimely horrible death to my enjoyment, however.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Barry is hilarious.
Jarrod is a dumbass. Brandi has a nice rack. Dave is the world’s biggest douche. Darrell and his son are morons.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I love Barry's episode where he hits on the Vegas sign lady.
Great times.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I like the one with his mom
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I hate darrell so much
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can't wait to see how many high-fives he hands out the day he wins a locker full of mint condition sleeveless t-shirts
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
thats the wow factor
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And Nabila can die in a fire.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
There's something wrong with her face
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
She was beaten half to death with the ugly stick.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
it us called being unattractive
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The woman who bought Paris Hilton's locker
She appears in a few episodes.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
Be honest-- you started watching this show because of our conversations about it, right?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No
My wife watches it. So I started watching it. It is a fascinating sociological exercise.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
What the fuck is going on with Darrell's back/shoulder hair?
Does he style it?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
he bedazzles it on one episode
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And yes, Brandi has a great rack
But what really gets me about her is her eyes. Seriously, I think she has gorgeous eyes. Probably because she’s crazy.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
She wears those huge sunglasses 80% of the time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
it is those stripper eyes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No, no
Stripper eyes are the ones where you can see their soul empty out of there as soon as the music cues up and they start dancing.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
Always searching for the love they never got from Daddy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I just wanted to let you know she was a stripper
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Barry is the best thing about the show
He’s awesome. Everyone else sucks, except for Brandi, who is hot, and probably crazy, which makes her hotter.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
There's no probably about it.
They have two kids, at least. So just know that going in.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
She would have to be a bj only type girl.
No way I would slide inside down under.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Bet she'd let you take the rear entrance.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Because she stopped taking The Pill because it was making her fat...
…and she doesn’t want to get pregnant.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
She'd let Barry fire one off in there.
Dude’s got money and California is a bitch on child support.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yep
I keep thinking I should get the Rangers, Astros, Rockets, etc. to let me come talk to the players about the importance of filing their paternity actions in Texas if they think there’s a chance in hell they are a baby daddy.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
ya'll see the show
where Jarrod asked Barry if he like cigars? He said “Yes, but I like to dip them in brandy first”
by RangerMad on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't think so.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you take that back
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
My theory is she's going to end up leaving Jarrod for Barry
Because Barry can take care of her better.
I also have this imaginary episode floating around in my head, where Hester talks about how he fucked Brandi and came all over her face, not because he likes her or anything, but because he wanted to put Jarrod in his place and remind him who the big dog is.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
We've talked about this before.
And it was a horrific mental image then, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That said, I could totally see Dave doing that.
And of course, he’d say “YUUUUPP” when it happened.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And Jarrod says:
“Hester keeps talking about how he banged Brandi and what a lousy lay she is, so I’m going to get back at him by bidding him up on this locker.”
And then Dave ends up bailing on a locker that Jarrod pays $2200 for that has nothing but stained baby clothes, an old mattress, and a framed trollface.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
No
I’m a little punchy, though, between the trip to Vegas and then my trial today.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
So you think.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I'm sure you can arrange a conference call with the guy, with all the iPhone money and all
besides, he’s probably with some wonderful married lady as we speak somewhere in The Woodlands.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Dude, I don't have an iPhone
I’m not some 15 year old kid.
I have a Blackberry and an iPad.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
I bet more teens than adults have iPads. saw a 3 year old with one the other day.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
/Benji
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Blackberry?
I thought you were around my age. I thought only 50 year olds and guys who had a corporate account that paid for it had Blackberrys.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
well I just turned 41 ... didn't know about much more fun
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Oh wow.
I would have guessed you were in your late 20s.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I have a blackberry that I pay for.
It is the best device for email, which is 95% of what I use it for.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
I think so.
I have to type fairly long emails, so a keyboard is a must. It also needs to integrate with my firm’s Outlook server seamlessly, which it does. It’s definitely a business device, because browsing is awful and the app store is a joke. But it does exactly what I need it to do, which is allow me to do my job outside of the office and outside regular working hours.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions
I will say that my Android is about an 8/10
on e-mail and Outlook integration, whereas the Blackberry is 10/10… I am a long-time RIM user that just converted over to an Android device.
Do not regret the switch, for what it’s worth.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Part of the issue is also that our IT department is not really equipped to deal with other devices.
They can give some basic support, but if you have an issue, you’re largely on your own. An enterprise the size of my firm shouldn’t fail so miserably on tech issues, but law firms are notoriously slow to adopt new tech.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Do you have outlook web access enabled for your exchange?
Can you access webmail exchange version from home if need be without being behind vpn?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yes.
I can get to my mailbox through an outlook web access. But that doesn’t give me access to my documents, so I have to be on the VPN for that.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions
Research in Motion
Good buy-low candidate?
…
……
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Adam is a man.
He drives a Dodge Stratus.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah...
I want Barry to come to the tailgate.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Just tell him you have a cane, a fedora, and two cute chicks
he’ll be there in a heart beat.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I like his going through-locker-gloves...
What a really old hipster. I want him to take me under his wing.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT BRANDI THAT WAY
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I honestly keep hoping Dave's YUUUUUUP! truck will run her over...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
I keep hoping to show her my Yuuup! face
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:07 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
It helps to have a number for me to go over or under on.
So I’m going to assume you want me to make one.
8
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Torrent of A Canterbury Tale...
GO FASTER
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
21st Century Chaucer can relate to your download woes ... ¦-)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I HOPE IT GOES SLOWER
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Why are you being such a bully, Schultzy?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't know
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It hurts, right here, Schultzy.
>points to heart.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You are normally bullying me so now you know how I feel
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
and
YOU DON’T HAVE A HEART
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Kitty's got some claws.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I bet he does
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're on your period, aren't you?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Funny. One of my colleagues just taught that last week.
She was telling me about her students’ reaction, which made me want to see it.
The Powell/Pressburger version?
I’m a big sucker for their work, and so I really hope it’s good.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Brit. cinema (non-Hitchcock category) is a gap for me, since I'm an Americanist and more of a TV scholar.
Peeping Tom is the only one by either that I know well.
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is fantastic
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I had a dog that used to trip people to get their food.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
is anybody gonna give Duck Dynasty a shot?
I’m asking for a friend of mine.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
what is it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
?
?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
just some a&e reality show about rich hillbillies
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Probably not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
VFN, I'ma turn this private gesture public, for LSB's benefit ...
On New Year’s Eve I saw HAYES CARLL perform at La Zona Rosa in Austin. Drunkenly / impulsively I bought this “very limited edition” poster for you. In the harsh light of 2012 I realized: a) I had no way to deliver it to you in Argentina; and b) you’re a married man, so this thing would be lucky to be hung up in a garage or laundry room.

It’s the thought that counts, right? So it’s safely rolled up in my closet for you…
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Well, actually, so long as I get it framed, I'm pretty sure the Mrs. would let me hang it.
So I’ll just have to find a way to make it to the US this year :)
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
ok then ... what can I say, it seemed very funny at the time
and it still does kinda …
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Looks like they bought a billboard.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I would watch that show, Adam.
@lonestarball
I’ve got Storage Wars Stockholm Syndrome. I’m about to resign my partnership and go into the Swap Meet business with my 6 year old son.
Seth would be the best part.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Don't they have a Texas Storage Wars?
I saw an ad for it. All of the people on it look horrific.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
It's awful.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I watched a total of 30 seconds of it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
it is horrible and I doubt it comes back
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm pretty sure these ads are for season 2.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Good evening, ladies and gents.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Sorry about the KState thing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Hoarders is freaking crazy.
I can’t watch it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's fantastic to watch.
I understand the desire to keep the things you want and acquired, but these people kick it up a notch.
Tunnel vision at it’s finest.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
This elliptical sale is so staged.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
This whole show is staged, isn't it?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
The producers swear they don't stock the lockers with anything.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I honestly don't believe that...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
what we don't know is
how many lockers they go through to find something interesting
by RangerMad on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Shaq is coming to campus
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Any reason why?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Nice
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Even better
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
There was a girl in my class who went on a tangent about how it sets a bad example
when black athletes marry and date white women.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Don't you just hate when people marry someone for the content of their character?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Would you rather go down on Sheryl Swoopes (sp?) or Rue McLanahan?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Rue McLanahan from which decade?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Golden Girls era Rue
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
how is that even a question?
but as far as my personal goes go: that’s not an act that would produce superbasketballbabies
She almost cried while she was saying this.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
her black boyfriend must not have put a ring on it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I guess they paid him to speak
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Pfft
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
But, really, doesn't it gall you that they're paying an idiot basketball player to speak at the college
Rather than some luminary of some sort?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I go to Oklahoma State
If they paid for some luminary, very few people would show up. Personally, I would prefer if they brought in someone else, but not a whole lot I can do about it. At least Shaq will be entertaining.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Our students invited the guy from Ace of Cakes to speak, which struck me as an odd choice.
It was a mixed bag, but he’s an interesting guy.
Anthony Bourdain would be a great celebrity speaker.
What’s Duff’s story?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
That would be awesome
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I would love to hear Bourdain regale a crowd with tales of his drug use in the 80s.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Anthony Bourdain is freaking awesome
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Duff was very personable and surprisingly (to me) interested in ideas and history.
He did the event “Inside the Actors Studio” style and answered the student’s questions for long after his agreed upon time-limit.
My father-in-law was an interviewee on No Reservations and says that Bourdain is a blast.
Back to back HR
and then a weak ground out to 2nd.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Also since i wasn't here to celebrate
COMMUNITY IS BACK
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
March 15
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
March 15
I FUCKING POSTED ABOUT IT EARLIER IN THE SAME DAMN THREAD.
NOW I SEE YOU DON’T READ MY POSTS :(
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I got home from work at 11.
I didn’t feel llike sifting through a giant thread.
Sorry VFN. =(
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Found out one of my bosses is a Brony.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This phenomenon scares and confuses me.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Indeed.
But how funny would it be if Josey turned out to be a Brony?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I would completely lose my sense of place in this world.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm pretty sure I'd be sick.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Influence.
Yin and Yang, you two.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh Ace.
Stop it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Jokes are supposed to be funny, right?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
3/10
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
He has tremendous respect for Orientals
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm understandably ambivalent about that ...
ambivalent as FUCK
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
heheheh
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Brony's are fine.
It’s furries that should scare you.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I've watched some kids shows with my cousins since moving out here.
I’m kinda glad they aren’t into that one so that I don’t have a chance to get corrupted.
Do you get a fun name and a weird sense of being in an underground Internet cult for liking Adventure Time?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
No, that just makes you everyone who's not me.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I have two reasonably attractive female friends who went to the big Orlando comic convention last weekend as Pinkie Pie and Nightmare Moon.
(Pretty sure I have the names correct.)
Anyway, they are both hot in the picture AND ponies. The urge to post the picture on /co/ is strong. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
what is /co/
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
don't pull a benji
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ponies are just so damn sexy.
That rough mane….
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I don't think bronies want to have sex with the ponies...
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
No, but they're obviously sublimating some...unsettling sexual feelings of their own
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Oh, definitely...
This is the Internet after all.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
Some absolutely do.
Well, at least they are turned on by the ponies. I’m not sure how many would actually bend over one, but then there are dudes out there who get busted for doing things with real horses, so it’s possible.
Anyway, they exist, but it’s not the general Brony. Most of them legitimately just like the cartoon, want to be a part of a group, and enjoy the intense comedy that comes from flooding message boards and video games with ponies.
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Because that's so much better!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Do you want to have sex with ponies?
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions
boy ponies or girl ponies?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Adventure Time is awesome.
And not in a “here’s some jokes for the adults during a kid’s show” kind of way. It’s just trippy, balls to the wall fun.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions
I will say that FiM looks better than 99% of the modern kids shows I've seen.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Has to be better than that asshole Dino Dan.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you know who is an asshole?
Robbie Rotten. he is always fucking with lazytown
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I don't know what that is, but I'll bet it is.
I also find it a little more charming and humorous than the same girl’s other show about the imaginary friends.
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This is based on having seen maybe a handful of episodes of each.
Kat actually watches FiM, though, so I’ve definitely seen more.
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Little girl
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I think they're still called Bronies.
But, like, no one bats an eye at them.
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A supersexyflanders
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
From Urban Dictionary about Bronies.
Brony 1: What’s your favorite pony?
Brony 2: Fluttershy, cause she’s just so cute!
Brony 3: Hey man, those are fighting words. Rarity is obviously the best pony!
Brony 2: What are you going to do?
Brony 3: I’m gonna love and tolerate the crap out of you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
is Shock Top beer snob beer?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
didn't think so...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Southland was different tonight
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
toldja
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
The camera guy is a douche
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Nope.
I believe it’s made by Anheuser-Busch.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions
you don't need a tv that big
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
i'm not going to get it, and probably wouldn't want anything bigger than 50" in seriousness anyway
but I’m starting to think that by the time I’m ready to get an apartment on my own out here and my parents ship my TV out, it would be better just to sell it to them cheap and by myself a new one.
We got used to the size of ours (65 inches at ten feet distance) pretty quickly.
So much so that I’d like a living room where we could be closer in our next place.
I won't tell you that I didn't find myself wishing at times I had something bigger (50" at about 8-10'),
especially when watching super-widescreen movies, but it’s going to be a long time before I live somewhere with a big enough living room to make a 60" TV look anything short of ridiculous.
We can both claim professional necessity, but my wife was pretty pissed about how big it was at first.
If I find a place I feel like I'd stay in for a couple of years I may go projector with a roll-down screen.
See I'm thinking it could be done in a woman-friendly way.
More expensive than doing it in a non-friendly way, but possible. I’d love to have a living room without a visible screen when I’m not watching it.
So I'm about 15 to 17 feet from our TV. What size should I be looking to get?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I guess my penis is really really big then.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
by mizzou918 on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
gotta rec a comment I would've made my own damn self ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
According to the sizing charts at the online retailers, 70 inches is good up to 14.75 feet,
so they’d say larger than that. The thing is, that is a huge TV. Even if it is a good size for viewing at 15 feet it has a big visual footprint in the room. Also, they are expensive and heavy. I’m happy with ours and would probably be happy at 70 because it sits in front of a window that looks at a brick wall and you get used to the size, but it can dominate a room if 15 or 17 is the room’s longest dimension.
70 inches. Jesus.
I’m not sure that would work. I mean, we have a large couch, an L shape sectional, so it wouldn’t be too out of place, but there’s a fireplace it would be next to that it might dwarf.
Although actually, a 60ish inch wouldn’t be too bad, I don’t think. I would have to find the right entertainment system to match.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah, one of the things I did not mention is
that we had to move the TV back from where the old CRT was to make it look right in the room. A foot closer and it just loomed over the homey space we’d created around the fireplace.
Also, my wife and I went to war setting the room up in the first place, so there are some things I chose not to try.
I must join yr Entourage ... just for this "impulse spending" potential ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
That head was creepy.
Why keep it?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Makes me laugh everytime
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Me, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
He was on the Today show this morning.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
get outtahere! I saw him on The Morning Show today
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Holy crap, Retro City Rampage is actually coming out?!
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Is Max here?
Do you like John Talabot?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
tell me more about this lawless country
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
meh ... Sleigh Bells had more Fake Marshall Stacks
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Gotta love pitchfork
Final sentence of their review:
“Those contradictory qualities inform the whole record as it luxuriates in the space between private and public, just as its ambiguous title blurs the line between ends and means.”
Yes. Indeed.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Those Contradictory Qualities inform the whole record as it luxuriates in the space between Private and Public, just as its ambiguous title blurs the line between Ends and Means.
Well done.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Saw what I saw on SNL, and it was a bullshit excuse for music ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Been looking a lot at where I want to vote for Rangers players.
I think I might be putting MY way higher than most people.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Has anyone ever seen Threads?
Disturbing shit.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
if it's anything like THIS thread, it's a fuckin' BEATING, amirite?
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Thanks for the great reply.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
yr welcome, I'm Mr. Model LSB Citizen tonite ...
… everyone benefits
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Heh, I was totally joking :(
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 22, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah. Shit just went down.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 22, 2012 12:49 AM CST up reply actions
Our chemistry teacher made us watch that in sophomore year of high school.
Right before he taught a unit on creationism. Chemistry.
No
Some dude was hounding him from deplane to baggage claim and Josh pulled a fake phone conversation to get him to go away.
I didn’t want to be round 2.
Josh is short.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I tweeted him and said hey
He tweeted back.
Good enough for me
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Screen open in case anyone says anything interesting.
But huntin’ monsters otherwise.
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It's taken more than 400 hours of my life, is easily my favorite game on the Wii and probably one my 15-20 favorite games ever at this point.
So I think so.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I take back saying it's easily the best.
The Galaxy games and Brawl are at least on its level.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Didn't know it was a console game :(
Need a new good PC game
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Sorry.
:\
Wii exclusive, but it has semi-sequels on the PSP and 3DS, and predecessors on the PSP and PS2.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Amalur is awesome.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I've put so many hours into my character
and I’m like MAYBE halfway through the map, with a ton of quests undone still.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Just shy of 40 hours, now that I save to go to sleep.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
So Monster Hunter Tri is like the A-Rod of games
and Galaxy games and Brawl are like Nolan?
Yeah, I said it.
RECONSIDER YOURSELF!
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
goodnight, and I'm not in the background of any of the Yu photos from Spring Training
False Schoollys not nearly as handsome!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

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