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"Iron Ration" (1907-1922)

The first attempt to make an individual ration for issue to soldiers in the field was the "iron ration", first introduced in 1907. It consisted of three 3-ounce (85 g) cakes (made from a concoction of beef boullion powder and parched and cooked wheat), three 1-ounce (28 g) bars of sweetened chocolate, and packets of salt and pepper. The ration was issued in a sealed tin packet that weighed one pound, and was designed for emergency use when the troops were unable to be supplied with food. It was later discontinued by the adoption of the "Reserve Ration", but findings from the development and use of the Iron Ration went into the development of the emergency D-ration.

[edit] "Reserve Ration" (1917-1937)

The Reserve Ration was a ration issued during the latter part of World War I to feed troops who were away from a garrison or field kitchen. It originally consisted of 12 ounces (340 g) of bacon or one pound of meat (usually canned corned beef), two 8-ounce (230 g) cans of hard bread or hardtack biscuits, a packet of 1.16 ounces (33 g) of pre-ground coffee, a packet of 2.4 ounces (68 g) of granulated sugar, and a packet of 0.16 ounces (4.5 g) of salt. There was also a separate "tobacco ration" of 0.4 ounces (11 g) of tobacco and 10 cigarette rolling papers, later replaced by brand-name machine-rolled cigarettes.

After the war, there were attempts to improve the ration based on input from the field. In 1922, the ration was reorganized to consist of 1 pound of meat (usually beef jerky), 3 ounces (85 g) of canned corned beef or chocolate, 14 ounces (400 g) of hard bread or hardtack biscuits, coffee and sugar. In 1925, the meat ration was replaced with canned pork and beans. In 1936, there was an attempt at variety by having an "A"-menu of corned beef and a "B"-menu of pork and beans. This was cancelled upon introduction of the new Field Ration, Type C, in 1938.




Poll
favorite elementary school lunchbox treat
fruit snacks
10 votes
pudding
12 votes
jello
3 votes
handi snak
3 votes
fruit
1 votes
squeeze-it or juice box (hehe juice box)
1 votes
man we were poor.. we got bologna sandwich and carrots
3 votes
none, i ate cafeteria lunches
15 votes
other (explain below)
4 votes

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is that not a fruit snack?

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I think of them separately.

I think of fruit snacks solely as being the packages of 10-12 bite sized tasteless sugar shapes. By the same token, a Fruit by the Foot is also not a fruit snack. Maybe I’m weird.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Dunkaroos.

Only on those special days.

by SantosLhalper on Feb 21, 2012 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

You don't just eat, your dunkaroos.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

my favorite lunch.. was those pizza lunchables w gushers

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

unless it was western burger day in the cafeteria... or enchilada day

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

For some reason

I really really loved the salisbury steak in our cafeteria. At least, in high school.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Same...

I got to the point where I loved most cafeteria food.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:06 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Which elementary school did you go to?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

x

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by bioaggie on Feb 21, 2012 2:14 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

So, I just saw the leaked script for Mass Effect 3.

No spoilers or anything, but man, they really dropped the ball. I’ll still pick it up for completion’s sake though.

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by The Hutch on Feb 21, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

thank you for this

not like anyone else wanted to play thorough it or anything.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 21, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

It's called an opinion?

Go decide for yourself if it’s disappointing or not when it comes out.

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by The Hutch on Feb 21, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

no spoilers?
No spoilers or anything, but man, they really dropped the ball. I’ll still pick it up for completion’s sake though.

have your opinion, but dont post things about an unreleased game that is greatly looked forward to about this game please.

i (and many others) have avoided reading things about it so that we could play it without spoilers, etc.

dont say it sucks in your opinion based on the script or anything else.

if this is too much to ask, then please forgive me. i just dont seem to think it is…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 21, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I like rice

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 2:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

where are you getting all these .gifs lately?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

x

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by shock00 on Feb 21, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely understand your concern.

Just didn’t see where I put anything that would hinder your ability to play through it. “A 19 year old kid saw the script and was slightly disappointed by it? THE FUCKING HORROR”

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by The Hutch on Feb 21, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 21, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

He's over reacting a bit. You didn't do anything wrong.

There wasn’t anything specific in it other than your opinion of the script.

He gets testy sometimes when it comes to games, college sports, and….there was something else.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Hurley lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's the ticket.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Haven't had a chance to sleep yet?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

He's got Abu Dhabi on his mind.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Who doesn't?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

You're doing it wrong.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 21, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

id rather have a jello cup

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like pudding either.

I don’t like the texture… too viscous.

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by Brad on Feb 21, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

You misspelled 'delicious'.

Rather badly, too.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Viscous is one interpretation.

Others might say creamy and delicious.

by jam0152 on Feb 21, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Favorite school snack

Followed closely by

BTW, I heard they don’t come in foil anymore :(

by blakethegr8 on Feb 21, 2012 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

Star Crunch

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh man I love Star Crunches

Also the MOTHERFUCKING TWINKIE.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I went and bought a twinkie

as soon as I got out of Zombieland. Woody Harrellson fucking lied to me. Turrible.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

DAT SUGGESTED RETAIL PRICE

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that a...Drake's, coffee cake?...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

star crunch

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 3:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Sometimes I think we get each other...

And then I forget that you don’t like Seinfeld…

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

heh

I think I remember the episode. Elaine can’t eat, right? that one dude is in a coma?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

SWOOOOOOOOON

<3

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

DAT SELL BY DATE

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by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Would still eat.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

nutty bars

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 2:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

HELL YEAH

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

this. over and over again.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 21, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Zebra Cakes

FTW

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

oatmeal cream pie

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

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by Escher on Feb 21, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeeeesssss!!!

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

The Christmas tree cakes.

Limited time treats are always the best.

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by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

how much is a playstation vita?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 2:21 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I think around 300

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 2:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

CJ convo on Ticket ahora.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

so what are you wanting when you call at 3 or 4 a.m. on the weekends?

are you just blackout drunk or do we need to have a heart to heart?

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

You'll never know unless you answer a god damn call.

Or hang out with us.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

IM ASLEEP AT 4 A.M. ON THE WEEKENDS

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

it's never been 4 am or later

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

is Ticket Ahora like ESPN Deportes?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Si

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It's like the Ocho!

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 21, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

We were cafeteria lunch kids... never had anything good to trade.

What’s worse, we couldn’t even misuse the money our mom gave us because she wrote a check for each of us at the beginning of every week. Mortifying. My mom was hellbent on us not eating crap food for lunch ‘like all the other kids’, but, looking back, cafeteria food was no better than the chips and Dr. Peppers my friends got to have every day.

by jam0152 on Feb 21, 2012 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

I'm willing to bet this is one of the main reasons I hate sweets...

I ate cafeteria food every day.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

CJ didn't watch Super Bowl bc he didnt have time...practicing dance moves like the cat daddy and shuffling,

talked to Kate Upton

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

Has anyone seen Benj and C.J. in the same place at the same time.....

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:27 PM CST reply actions  

Benj = Benji

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

C.J. = Benj = Benji

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Has anyone noticed that if combined,

Benji and CJ would make for a BJ?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't argue with science

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Attack of the Chris Kris's.....

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Please tell me someone else is listening to this CJ interview right now.

Dude name drops like it’s going out of style.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

So far mentioned Kate Upton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kim Kardashian

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm listening.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 21, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

So funny how easy it was to go from "our douche"

to “fuck that douche”

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Had to defend himself against white supremicists at a concert.

Not legally allowed to discuss it. Made it sound like he kicked a ton of ass.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

CJ = Chris-Chris?

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 21, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Interview with SI.com

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Basically.

Although it’s like shooting fish in a barrel based on pretty much everything he says.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

They did that on the Musers the other day.

I swear CJ does this on purpose.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

just had some "king cake" for fat tuesday at work...

id rather eat a piece of white dog crap

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

liar

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Depends on where it came from. It can by a dry, tasteless hunk of bread.

Or it can be like a tasty afternoon cinnamon treat.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Truf.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 21, 2012 2:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

it taste like shit.

they had them flown in from new orleans. swear to god.

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Either there is some other, terrible New Orleans

or your taste buds are broken. (Or somebody in regular New Orleans made a shitty King Cake.)

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you find a baby?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

lol.. no another department did.. so we dont have to host the fat tuesday party next year

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd really rather have the king cake, personally.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

LolChelsea

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Had Fuzzy's last night for dinner.

Debating having it again for lunch today as not one student has stepped into the lab, meaning I can afford to leave for 15 minutes or so to go pick it up.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

What do you get there?

I can eat their tempura shrimp (tacos, burritos, salad) every day.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

shredded beef sandwich...mmmmmmm

also, i surprisingly love the enchiladas, too, despite them possibly being made and frozen before simply being microwaved.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Usually either 3 shredded beef crispy tacos with the garlic sauce on the side or the shredded beef sammich with garlic sauce on the side.

I’ve had the other tacos (shrimp and fish tempura, pork, chicken) but I like shredded beef the most.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh and occasionally when I'm extra hungry, I'll get chips and queso.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

There's one of these in Cedar Park.

I was thinking of stopping by before or after the Texas Stars game Saturday. Pretty good, or should I just stick to Torchy’s?

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

torchys is obv better.. but its taco tuesday.. so you can get cheap food today.

worth a stop.

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Torchy's es no bueno

Tried it a couple of times and came away too unimpressed to ever try again.

Fuzzy’s, Chuy’s, Taco Ocho, Chiloso.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

you cant really compare chuys and fuzzys

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

its tuesday.. only thing you can eat today is BWW wings or Fuzzys tacos

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

BWW is just awful no matter the price...

Pizza places (sans chains) make the best wings.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

We went there after the wedding

(hangs head in shame)

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

George's wings

Gawd I could eat those for days.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 21, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

they're opening up

one of those in allen soon. and another wing place called ‘sauced wings & more’

lookin forward to both

by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Pluckers has bigger wings than what I've found at other places.

Their sauces are great too.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Highly meh

on fuzzy’s.

I was so happy to hear the Taco Joint is opening a new location about a mile from mi casa.

Mockingbird/Abrams, right across the street from Fuzzy’s, so I expect that place to fail pretty quick.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 21, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

The new TJ is the greatest thing ever.

Also, they will be staying open for dinner. It’s within walking distance from my house, so I expect to get fat.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I need a Salad Joint to go in by my house.

I’m already fat.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 21, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

So awesome

Because Sol’s was the worst food ever. I gave that place 3 tries 7 years ago and it was terrible. Couldn’t even choke down the cheese enchiladas. I can’t believe they stayed open as long as they did.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 21, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed. Gave it two tries, once for breakfast and once for dinner.

Realized that IHOP is probably the best food on that corner of Mockingbird & Abrams.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Really...I didn't love it. (rimshot)

But on the occasions that my wife wants pizza for dinner, I generally pick it up at Campania on my way home from work.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Their pasta

dishes are actually pretty good.

Pizza is decent, but overpriced. I like it enough and it is extremely convenient.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 21, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I will give it a second try, based on your recommendation.

Also, had two Double Browns with lunch at Angry Dog today. It’s sapping my will to work.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

got something fun planned for the weekend?

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably the first night of camping of the season, which is sweet.

Do a little campfire cooking… get sloshed and go for a late night woods walk.

by jam0152 on Feb 21, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Watch out for bears

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Just good general advice

I’m always on the lookout for bears.

Sneaky bastards.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Watch out for beers

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

This reminds me of

Carlin’s restaurant response to TGIFridays.

Holy-Shit-Its-Only-Wednesdays!

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

did you ever buy a firearm?

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Looking forward to Saturday, myself.

Friends are throwing the wife and me an anniversary party. Looking forward to counting the amount of friends that allude to me being an alcoholic by buying me scotch. Good times.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

This might be of interest to some people here.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/community-will-return-on-march-15,69712/

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 2:52 PM CST reply actions  

Reading that I'm unclear of what it means.

Still unclear for next season, but randomly airing new episodes?

by Parker20 on Feb 21, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

It's going to finish this season

I would bet almost anything it does see another season, because the money’s too good for it not to. It will hit syndication, and Sony will cut a weird deal in order to make sure it sees it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSS

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

SOMEBODY loves me

unlike that asshole Schultzy :(

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

YOu forgot Annie

Sweet Alison Brie.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

It's the arrangement

He gets Britta, I get Brie.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

radiohead sucks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I could say it again

maybe send it on a postcard

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that kid whose leg got impaled on the fence in Walking Dead

is the King of Fucked-Up Limbs, amirite?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Does that mean I get Quendra?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I always have the urge to call him Chuck E. Cheese

but I don’t want to burn bridges and not sure our friendship is there yet

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by Mike E on Feb 21, 2012 2:55 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

What is this I dont even

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 21, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Chuck

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by Mike E on Feb 21, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

u hangin out at showbiz again

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Wasn't it kind of ironic that the lead singer in the band at showbiz's name was Billy bob?

Anytime we went there, I always said we were going to Billy Bob’s, not Showbiz.

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If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 21, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

How long does you guys' "productivity guilt" usually last?

For me, I usually get to work and screw around for at least an hour before it hits. Then I figure “okay, fine, might as well accomplish something.” But that feeling only lasts for about 30 mins. Then I proceed to say “welp, I’ll pick it up after lunch break.”

Immediately following lunch, there’s another 30 min session of productivity, followed by several hours of fecking aboot.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

Barring an impending deadline

my production generally ramps up after 8:30, peaking at about 10:30 and ramping down for lunch. Then 1:00 to 3:30 it picks back up, then I coast it out. It varies, of course… some times that curve is flat as a preteen.

by jam0152 on Feb 21, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like my day

I have two big bursts of productivity- one between 9:30 and 11, and the other between 4 and whenever I leave, usually around 5:30 to 6. Rest of the day, I’m either here, daydreaming about my Football Manager team, or mulling over lunch/dinner options, while doing just enough work that I stay on schedule.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 21, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Discovering the OT thread was the last nail in my productivity coffin

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm working (work) in between classes

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by Mike E on Feb 21, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually I don't have a class this day, just a group meeting.

She told us to be thinking about what our next step is..

pfft.. don’t tell me what to do! heh.

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by Mike E on Feb 21, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

This sounds a lot like my work day.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 21, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Replace Tetris with LSB
Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Feb 21, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Witt(less) is a genius, you guys.

Had Regio for lunch (and then dinner) yesterday. Good grief, that is some delicious chicken.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

Try Pollo Campero.

Also fucking delicious and will make going to Popeyes or church’s hard to justify.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:19 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Pollo Campero makes me nostalgic for El Salvador.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

is it considered el salvadorian?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

No, but it's from that region; Guatamala, if I remember correctly, which is next door to El Salvador.

ES was the first place I had ever heard of, saw, or ate from a Pollo Campero.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

What method of cooking do they use?

It’s obvs fried. But it seems like less breading and less greasy than American fried chicken.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Pollo Campero

There’s one not too far from my apartment. I’ve been tempted to go by there, just to see if their manager looks anything like Gus Fring.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 21, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Will do.

I’ve decided that this place should jump up into my top 5 fast food places.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Not even.

I’ve now had Pollo Campero twice. It’s so far behind Church’s and Popeye’s (and Publix) it’s not even funny.

Hell, I’d even take KFC on a good day over that barely-breaded, weirdly-flavored nonsense.

That fried yucca’s good, though.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 4:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

billymadisongameshow.jpg

In no fucking situation should KFC be mentioned. It is in edible shit that I’d be embarrassed to feed my dog.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 4:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Look at fucking Bigtill the chicken hipster.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly what I was gonna say.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 4:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Don't feed dogs people food.

It’s not good for them and will make them fat.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 21, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Now to convince wife for a Regio’s dinner

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 21, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Food talk...

What do you consider to be the most American food? Hamburgers, fried chicken, BBQ, etc.

There’s no real right answer, I’m just curious about everyone’s opinion.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 21, 2012 3:25 PM CST reply actions  

Turkey

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 21, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes sir

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

American Cheese

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

This could spawn a whole other subthread...

but I don’t really consider cheese a food. It’s a great ingredient or condiment, but I don’t eat it by itself.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 21, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I could eat a block of sharp cheddar...

Costanza style.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It needs some kind of bread or cracker

for me to eat it. A block of cheese by itself isn’t very good.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 21, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Just slices of a block of Longhorn cheese.

Delicious

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 21, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes?

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Feb 21, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure why but this makes me giggle like a little kid.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

What's funny

is that most of what we think of as ‘Mexican Food’ or ‘Italian Food’ or ‘Chinese Food’ was invented here in the US.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Feb 21, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Pizza is about as American as it gets.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 21, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Tex-Mex

Greatest “foreign” food.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

In many cases, yes...

The majority of Americans would not like a lot of foods if they ate them in their country of origin.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yup

Having been to China thrice, I’m still struggling to find “authentic” Chinese food in the states, and I live in Richardson!

Having been to Kenya twice, I’m still struggling to find a Kenyan restaurant in general.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Guessing it's a small crowd in that search for Kenyan food.

Never had it, just saying this is the first time I have ever heard/read anything about it.

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Cheetahs are hard to come by in the States.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

O ha ha

It’s funny because people think they eat cheetahs in Africa!

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:40 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

In Oklahoma, they have to make do with bobcats.

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by e2drummer on Feb 21, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Nonsense

I eat them all the time:

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It's disgusting

Rice and some really gross potatoes.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 21, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Soooo, what am I missing here?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

So, favorite "ethnic" cuisine, LSB?

I’m gonna go with Thai.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Does Greek count as ethnic?

Because I love me some Greek food.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh most definitely

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

i would say yes....my wife is half Greek

so I get Greek food at the inlaws all the fucking time.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 21, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

can't go wrong w/ Thai

mine is a tie between Thai and Indian food.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 21, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Indian

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 21, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Mongolian is good.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Sadly, the closest I've come to Mongolian is Genghis Grill

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Overall, Mediterranean.

but I do love me some authentic Chinese dumplings.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 21, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Vietnamese...

8 spring rolls and a bowl of pho and I’m cumming…that or italian.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 3:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

(takes a moment to pine for Clay Pot in Waco)

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

odd, there's a Clay PIT in Austin, it's Indian

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

There's one in Addison, too

Also Indian.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that place still open?

Saw Norah Jones perform there once.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 21, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

1/2 price appetizers during happy hour a great deal

curried mussels, sop up that sauce w/ naan

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Indian

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 21, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Not even going to try to choose.

Absolutely depends on my mood and whims. Just impossible for me. Don’t even care to try.

Authentic Mexican tacos may be my favorite things to eat in the whole world. Thai curry is one of the most delicious things ever. I had felafel and gyros yesterday and it was delicious.

by jam0152 on Feb 21, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Korean is also pretty awesome

Anyone ever tried bibimbap? Ridiculous name, ridiculously delicious.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Hard to say

Vietnamese is probably my favorite, but I also dig Indian, Greek, Thai, and Mexican, and the one time I had Afghan, it was also pretty damn good.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 21, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

nachos

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Any dish is going to have culinary roots in other cuisines, but for the sake of this conversation,

the quintessential American dish is the hamburger. Also, according to Bourdain, the noble nacho is something of a wholly-American creation.

by jam0152 on Feb 21, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

apple pie

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 21, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

What the hell is going on with The Ticket?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 21, 2012 3:46 PM CST reply actions  

OH GOD

I only had my right earbud in.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

What'd they do now?

"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

by Suicide Prince on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone go outdoors around this area, or are you all in your mother's basements?

So the wife wants to go camping sometime this year.
I love it, I’m not sure she knows what my camping entails. I’m trying to break this to her. Has anyone down here in the Central Texas area know of a place that would be a good place to camp for a weekend? She would be tent camping, shower not necessary, and a place with some kind of activities (fishing, hiking, etc) would be preferable.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST reply actions  

Mother Neff Park was alright, back when I was a kid

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

North of Temple, right?

Or am I thinking of something else?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah around Moody, if I remember correctly

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Stillhouse Hollow Lake was another childhood CenTex camping/fishing hangout

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I lived 10 minutes from there.

I might go look it back up, now that you mentioned it. I’m sure it has changed a good bit since I last went.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

Pretty sure I was pushing 6 years old last time I went there.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

This is what I was going to suggest.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Canyon Lake would probably be a good place to start looking.

There’s another place in the Hill Country that’s supposed to be pretty great, but the name escapes me at the moment.

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Here it is

Lost Maples State Natural Area

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Lost Maples is awesome.

I don’t know how good it is for camping, but I’ve hiked the circuit there and it’s great. One of the few places in Central Texas where you can see leaves change color in the fall.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

arbuckle has nice camping.. so does the wichita mountains

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

my favorite camping is Cloudcroft, NM

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Eisenhower SP is pretty good.

It is on Lake Texoma. Lake Ray Roberts is closer but maybe a long walk to the campsite. Bonham SP is small and quiet. Cooper Lake SP is also another I have been to. Dinosaur SP is suppose to be pretty nice.

http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/spdest/findadest/prairies_and_lakes/

by RangerMad on Feb 21, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I camped enough in Boy Scouts

Now unless it is a 10 room “cabin” fuck the outdoors.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy N. Cognito.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 3:57 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

One of my favorite bits.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 21, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 21, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

This is NY far the busiest day I've seen at this show.

Just because of the All Star game?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 4:05 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

NY?

Anyway, had the three fullest theaters at the Hall of Presidents I’ve ever seen, all in a row.

On a Tuesday in February. You go, economy!

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Fat Tuesday, BOYYYYYYYYYYY.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh.

That explains the purple and yellow and beads all day.

Did not consider. . .

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

In spite of it's suggestive (and terrible) title track, Tunnel of Love is an underrated album.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 21, 2012 4:06 PM CST reply actions  

I agree.

I was also my last remaining pre-recorded cassette. I don’t know what’s happened to it now that I replaced the tape deck in my car.

by other_shoe on Feb 21, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

yep. a couple of tracks. fake snare gives me headcahes.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 21, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuzzy's gave me may more garlic sauce than I asked for.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 4:07 PM CST reply actions  

Uhhh....

FTW?

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 21, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Meddlesome Moth ladies and gents

Feb 28th. 5pm. Unveiling of Dream Crusher Double IPA….

Holy shit!

Hope I didn’t steal your thunder WimW, but this beer is amazing.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 21, 2012 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

No, no.

Go on.

You did get a sneak tasting out of the tank yesterday after all.

by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Feb 21, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell yeah I did

I’m not gonna pimp your shit without the wheels being greased.

Thank you again. These beers are gonna be great for the tailgate.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 21, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I will be in the Caribbean.

Any chance it will be available on board my ship?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

where is this "unveiling"

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll be at Meddlesome Moth on the 28th

I think there are a few more around town, but my hall pass is only good for one day

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 21, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Be sure and enjoy "every last drop."

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Wittless, your sig helped me remember a trivia question on Sunday.

It was which Michigan standout and Laker’s star had a one-night stand with Sarah Palin in the 80’s.

I also got a question about Oilcan Boyd right because of a link on LSB that I recalled.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

Haha

I was thinking of changing it, but now I’ll keep it.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 21, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

damn. I know its not just the iphone, but still. crazy.

"AT&T says wireless data traffic on its network has grown 20,000% since the iPhone debuted in 2007."

goldmans

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

also
"The problem, known as the ‘spectrum crunch,’ threatens to increase the number of dropped calls, slow down data speeds and raise customers’ prices," Goldman reports. "It will also whittle down the nation’s number of wireless carriers and create a deeper financial divide between those companies that have capacity and those that don’t."

Goldman reports, "Wireless spectrum — the invisible infrastructure over which all wireless transmissions travel — is a finite resource. When, exactly, we’ll hit the wall is the subject of intense debate, but almost everyone in the industry agrees that a crunch is coming."

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Michael Cera = Derek Holland?

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:32 PM CST reply actions  

Oh my God.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

That looks drawn on.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Love me some Cera

But sweet mother of fuck, that’s hideous.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

whoa....wow thats crazy

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Repost

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 21, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Dammit, I would like to write about sports but I'm not a writer.

And I’m afraid I would just look like a fool.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

Murray Chass has got 'fool' on lock.

I’m sure you’ll do fine.

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm thinking of writing something for tomorrow since P&C report, but haven't decided on what to focus on.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Organize the 40 man roster based on assumed schlong size.

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

(Hint, Yoshi is listed last.)

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Write about Torrealba.

Nobody ever writes about that guy.

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

You're smart, you'll be fine.

I’m sure one of the moderately experienced and/or successful writing types here would happily look it over, too.

Anyway, talk about how awesome Ian Kinsler is.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hah. How he's one of the most underrated infielders?

Although…people are finally starting to realize that.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes. Right over it.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I am not a gifted writer, obviously.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 22, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I used to write about sports

Now I go back and read that stuff and it is TUUURRRRBLE.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 21, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

When in doubt, add a spreadsheet.

The Matchst1ck Method

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 21, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Solid

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Glad I could help.

I’m thinking just summarizing some of the off season moves. Essentially just regurgitating stuff for people who didn’t pay attention these past few months: Not resigning CJ lead to signing Darvish, how we avoided arbitration with a number of our players who were on the world series roster, hamilton relapse, moving Neffy to rotation which meant we needed a closer and lead to Joe Nathan, the question of who’ll be in the rotation since they say they’re sticking to 5-man rotation…

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

study the FanPosts of Longhorn33 and Sam Bunnell

and do the exact opposite

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Use a pseudonym.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

hah.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really.

I’m manage all the visual content and have been wanting more Rangers stuff included in there. The only guy willing to write about sports is an Astros fan and he’s busy with his new job right now trying to make a good impression.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Just solicit LSB for OpEds.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 6:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Hah. I should. I mean....Ryin, octoberty, scoop, jam...

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

ooh ooh ooh, Mister KotTAIR ...

(not stat-geek, more wannabe-literary)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I already did, bub.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

heh.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Where do you work again?

furiously scribbling down address

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Why can't I use asterisks to surround text?

It always bolds the included text. I assume this an html thing?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

SBN has some annoying tendencies

Like doing a bulleted list when you use the # and a number symbol.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Happy Zelda Day, everyone.

26 years ago today The Legend of Zelda hit store shelves.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM CST reply actions  

And now I have the theme song stuck in my head. Thanks.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Who the hell is Chickenfoot?

And why are they co-headlining something called Rocklahoma with Rob Zombie and Creed??

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

It's that damn Sammy Hagar.

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh sweet lord

You weren’t kidding.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 21, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

don't like him, but heard his memoir is actually an entertaining read

the early days of Montrose … now it can be told!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Because people are the worst.

That’s why.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER!?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

WITH ARHMS WIDE OPEHHEN

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I originally wanted to try to write it like that assdick would enunciate it

but I couldn’t come up with the right way to stretch it out like a douche.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Durka Durrrrr

YEAAASSSAAYEEEHHH

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

wow, it's gorgeous outside ... gonna watch baseball !!!

UT-Arlington in town, a little bit of Arlington comes to Austin

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

I want to do that.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 21, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

sending you an email in just a bit....

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Rad

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 21, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Feb 21, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm out. I'm trying to finish all my games before I go on vacation this week.

Anyone want to babysit my games next week? I only have 2 running right now.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm in if you can find some more.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

AAC has all you can drink coke for 5 bucks and all you can eat popcorn if you buy a large

pretty good deal for a sports event.

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 21, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

............

………………..

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 7:27 PM CST reply actions  

Indeed.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 21, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Way to go, Coach Norvell. Recruiting violations 101:

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

RF should spam his phone with dick pics

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Zach Fish hit a grand slam for his first ever hit in college

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

'sup bitches?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

This place is dead

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

It is.

What the fuck happened to LSB after dark?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like it

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, this shit is laaaaame.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

has it been like this lately?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 21, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty much

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

why??

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 21, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

nO

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

You're being awfully aggressive lately, Schools.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

that's what I accused you of ... guess I was projecting

also that must’ve hit close to home, as you’re regularly involved in the first two . . . wanna start a you suck / no you suck? :)-

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

VFN SUCKS

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

that's not very nice.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 21, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

He is a douche

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

this is probably my favorite

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

The claw moves after it's pulled off.

Eww.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

That kind of looks like baby bruno mars

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 21, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

IT IS YOU WHO IS THE ONE THAT SUCKS

(like that?)

You have been going after some regulars lately.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

And it is funny

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

wait, Schultzy or me? it's true I've tangled w/

Aquaman (clearly playful, I thought) and Benjihana (I was mean, and I apologized, though trolling him is a shared civic duty imho) …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

He was talking to you

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

let him answer, Schultzy

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I was in fact talking to you, Schoolly.

You’ve been a little meaner lately. Some of it was to Benji but some of it has been to LSB at large.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

gonna look in the mirror ...

tomorrow … guess I could stop harping on Sam Bunnell

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

No, keep it up

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

That's like the only funny thing you do

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 21, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

He is just getting his aggressiveness built up...

so he can stalk and photograph LSB’ers and Ranger officials at baseball games. Schooly is in spring training mode as well.

by casew on Feb 21, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

THIS GUY GETS IT

Schoolly is an athlete in his own way

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I dunno.

OT’s go through highs and low’s. My guess is everybody’s just kinda burned out, and/or off doing other shit. At least I kinda am.

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 21, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I think people just have a lot going on right now

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Or, maybe after the one year anniversary of the OT..

this place became self-aware, and it’s just ruined it.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 21, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

It does seem like that was the tipping point.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I would much rather be on here than doing homework

but y’all aren’t helping

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Dunno if this was posted...

Chuck Greenberg with Kenny Powers

Chuck’s a nice lookin fella

by jam0152 on Feb 21, 2012 8:23 PM CST reply actions  

He's handsome.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 21, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

First episode was rad.

I think Sudeikis will fit into the universe nicely.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey

When does the Usersguide 2012 drop?

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 21, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool.

There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below

by LSJ on Feb 21, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Make sure to include a section on Kreayshawn.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

/Lil Debbie

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Does anybody like V-Nasty?

She seems like the worst person ever.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Feb 21, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Gucci Mane does.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I cannot stand her.

Terrible rapper + ugly as sin.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I do not like this Dave guy

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

Closure? My Hoos are regressing, on national tv of course

darn darn darn

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

Southland is confusing me...

Something just seems different about it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 9:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Oh dammit

I forgot it was on

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

ooh, no spoilers please Till !!!

I’m gonna be two behind after tonite … us fans gotta stick together.

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

don't worry...

I think you know what I’m talking about. My confusion just started this season

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 9:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

breaking: Longhorns may not be going to the College World Series this season

Now 2-2 after falling to the UT-Arlington Pence Sox tonite. Rangers trivia — UT-A’s roster contains one “Philip Incaviglia” … care to guess if he’s any way related to you-know-who?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

fuck you rick stansbury

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions  

dont blame him

for taking it up the ass from the refs

that was fucking awful

by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

i don't even care that much about this game.

i just hate rick stansbury with every ounce of my body.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

always had a soft spot for dee.

about as soft a spot you can have for hating MSU.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

i saw them play baylor at the aac this year

as a double header w/ok state/smu and i liked the way they played

plus, fuck john calipari

by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

oh god damnit

call the foul when it fuckin happens and not 5 seconds after the fact to see if he makes the fuckin shot

by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

sec bball refs are the fucking worst.

THE FUCKING WORST EVER

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

think of the worst bbal ref you've ever seen.

think of that ref having an IQ of negative 3.
think of that ref then having grown up in a closet his whole life.
think of that ref then being a quintuple amputee.
think of that ref then having snow globes for eye balls.

sec refs are worse than that guy.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

people say the same thing

about big 12 refs big 10 and acc refs

refs fucked up that gilchrist 3 point play just there too. the pg fouled him on the floor before he shot it

by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

yep.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

hells yes.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

god damnit sidney

you weight half a ton, roll to the basket not the god damn 3 point line

by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 21, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Texas sucks

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

bahaha

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 21, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

what game are you talking about?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

gun shy

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

here come the fouls

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 9:59 PM CST reply actions  

heh, but I'm watching UVa/VT

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

rec

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Green.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I just had a Shock Top...

Not bad

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 10:04 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

should be an offensive foul.

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:04 PM CST reply actions  

it looked like it from the side court angle.

which brings me to my next point. refs making calls on plays out of their zone drives me absolutely insane

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

like sidneys over the back call

before the timeout, he couldnt see the contact from the outside

by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe not

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

terrible

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions  

and game

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:09 PM CST reply actions  

oh well

it’ll be fun seeing kentucky choke in the tourney again. hopefully the cunts in carolina will do the same

by studcrackers on Feb 21, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm really liking syracuse.

and whichita state

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 21, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Schultzy...

Watch tonight’s Southland. But don’t spoil it for Schoolls cause he’s 2 episodes behind

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 10:10 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Does it come on again tonight?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

once more, @ 11p Central

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweet

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

you say "Longhorns suck," but ...

WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU BEAT US IN BASKETBALL, HUH?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Yesterday.

And about two hours ago.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

¦-)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

SATURDAY

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

¦-)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

So they have an actual camera crew following them around?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That poor kid

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Brandi's jugs look great tonight

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 10:15 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I have been watching this show tonight

It is okay

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Right...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

She is hot

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a fan

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the theme to it

It’s just a little hard to tell what it is if you don’t already know.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

That'll look good painted on the Fiesta Bowl field.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

looks like a dinosaur.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not as disappointed as I expected.

I kind of like it.

That being said, I love the old logo and hope that they don’t keep the old fat frog off of the merchandise.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

This episode is the first time I've ever seen them lowball a locker.

I think there was more money in those cards than that.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 10:23 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

Market for baseball cards isn’t good right now though

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably true.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I felt like they overvalued that picture frame.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 10:32 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Probably.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

...


Under.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

what a weird question

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

hmmmmm

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm watching this show for the first time because you keep talking about it on Twitter...

and, I’ve gotta say, Barry seems like a fun dude.

The rest of the people on the show could meet their untimely horrible death to my enjoyment, however.

by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Barry is hilarious.

Jarrod is a dumbass. Brandi has a nice rack. Dave is the world’s biggest douche. Darrell and his son are morons.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I love Barry's episode where he hits on the Vegas sign lady.

Great times.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the one with his mom

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I hate darrell so much

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

thats the wow factor

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And Nabila can die in a fire.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

She was beaten half to death with the ugly stick.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

it us called being unattractive

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Be honest-- you started watching this show because of our conversations about it, right?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

No

My wife watches it. So I started watching it. It is a fascinating sociological exercise.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

he bedazzles it on one episode

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And yes, Brandi has a great rack

But what really gets me about her is her eyes. Seriously, I think she has gorgeous eyes. Probably because she’s crazy.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

She wears those huge sunglasses 80% of the time.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

it is those stripper eyes

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No, no

Stripper eyes are the ones where you can see their soul empty out of there as soon as the music cues up and they start dancing.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Always searching for the love they never got from Daddy.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I just wanted to let you know she was a stripper

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Barry is the best thing about the show

He’s awesome. Everyone else sucks, except for Brandi, who is hot, and probably crazy, which makes her hotter.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

There's no probably about it.

They have two kids, at least. So just know that going in.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

She would have to be a bj only type girl.

No way I would slide inside down under.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Bet she'd let you take the rear entrance.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a fantastic call.

Agreed.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

She'd let Barry fire one off in there.

Dude’s got money and California is a bitch on child support.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

I keep thinking I should get the Rangers, Astros, Rockets, etc. to let me come talk to the players about the importance of filing their paternity actions in Texas if they think there’s a chance in hell they are a baby daddy.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

ya'll see the show

where Jarrod asked Barry if he like cigars? He said “Yes, but I like to dip them in brandy first”

by RangerMad on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't think so.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

you take that back

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

My theory is she's going to end up leaving Jarrod for Barry

Because Barry can take care of her better.

I also have this imaginary episode floating around in my head, where Hester talks about how he fucked Brandi and came all over her face, not because he likes her or anything, but because he wanted to put Jarrod in his place and remind him who the big dog is.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

We've talked about this before.

And it was a horrific mental image then, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

That said, I could totally see Dave doing that.

And of course, he’d say “YUUUUPP” when it happened.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

And Jarrod says:

“Hester keeps talking about how he banged Brandi and what a lousy lay she is, so I’m going to get back at him by bidding him up on this locker.”

And then Dave ends up bailing on a locker that Jarrod pays $2200 for that has nothing but stained baby clothes, an old mattress, and a framed trollface.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

YUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

You've been drinking

HAPPY FAT TUESDAY, ADAM

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

No

I’m a little punchy, though, between the trip to Vegas and then my trial today.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions  

So you think.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure you can arrange a conference call with the guy, with all the iPhone money and all

besides, he’s probably with some wonderful married lady as we speak somewhere in The Woodlands.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude, I don't have an iPhone

I’m not some 15 year old kid.

I have a Blackberry and an iPad.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet more teens than adults have iPads. saw a 3 year old with one the other day.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

/Benji

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Blackberry?

I thought you were around my age. I thought only 50 year olds and guys who had a corporate account that paid for it had Blackberrys.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking 36ish, 38 the most.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

41

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

41

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh wow.

I would have guessed you were in your late 20s.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

wait, what? no! I was riffing and rhyming

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I have a blackberry that I pay for.

It is the best device for email, which is 95% of what I use it for.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Is it really the best device for email?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 22, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I think so.

I have to type fairly long emails, so a keyboard is a must. It also needs to integrate with my firm’s Outlook server seamlessly, which it does. It’s definitely a business device, because browsing is awful and the app store is a joke. But it does exactly what I need it to do, which is allow me to do my job outside of the office and outside regular working hours.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I will say that my Android is about an 8/10

on e-mail and Outlook integration, whereas the Blackberry is 10/10… I am a long-time RIM user that just converted over to an Android device.

Do not regret the switch, for what it’s worth.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Part of the issue is also that our IT department is not really equipped to deal with other devices.

They can give some basic support, but if you have an issue, you’re largely on your own. An enterprise the size of my firm shouldn’t fail so miserably on tech issues, but law firms are notoriously slow to adopt new tech.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Do you have outlook web access enabled for your exchange?

Can you access webmail exchange version from home if need be without being behind vpn?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

I can get to my mailbox through an outlook web access. But that doesn’t give me access to my documents, so I have to be on the VPN for that.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Research in Motion

Good buy-low candidate?


……

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

and Nokia

two companies that didn’t see the iPhone train coming down the track

by RangerMad on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Adam is a man.

He drives a Dodge Stratus.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT BRANDI THAT WAY

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It helps to have a number for me to go over or under on.

So I’m going to assume you want me to make one.

8

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Torrent of A Canterbury Tale...

GO FASTER

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 10:27 PM CST reply actions  

I HOPE IT GOES SLOWER

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Why are you being such a bully, Schultzy?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It hurts, right here, Schultzy.

>points to heart.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

You are normally bullying me so now you know how I feel

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

and

YOU DON’T HAVE A HEART

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Kitty's got some claws.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet he does

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You're on your period, aren't you?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

(Suzanne) Somers is icumen in ...

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny. One of my colleagues just taught that last week.

She was telling me about her students’ reaction, which made me want to see it.

by other_shoe on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

The Powell/Pressburger version?

I’m a big sucker for their work, and so I really hope it’s good.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 10:43 PM CST reply actions  

This is fantastic

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

so full of win

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on Feb 21, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

is anybody gonna give Duck Dynasty a shot?

I’m asking for a friend of mine.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

what is it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

?

?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

just some a&e reality show about rich hillbillies

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Probably not

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

VFN, I'ma turn this private gesture public, for LSB's benefit ...

On New Year’s Eve I saw HAYES CARLL perform at La Zona Rosa in Austin. Drunkenly / impulsively I bought this “very limited edition” poster for you. In the harsh light of 2012 I realized: a) I had no way to deliver it to you in Argentina; and b) you’re a married man, so this thing would be lucky to be hung up in a garage or laundry room.

It’s the thought that counts, right? So it’s safely rolled up in my closet for you…

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM CST reply actions  

Well, actually, so long as I get it framed, I'm pretty sure the Mrs. would let me hang it.

So I’ll just have to find a way to make it to the US this year :)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

ok then ... what can I say, it seemed very funny at the time

and it still does kinda …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Looks like they bought a billboard.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM CST reply actions  

I would watch that show, Adam.
@lonestarball
I’ve got Storage Wars Stockholm Syndrome. I’m about to resign my partnership and go into the Swap Meet business with my 6 year old son.

Seth would be the best part.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 PM CST reply actions  

It's awful.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I watched a total of 30 seconds of it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

it is horrible and I doubt it comes back

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure these ads are for season 2.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

damn it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Good evening, ladies and gents.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 PM CST reply actions  

Sorry about the KState thing.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh.

I’m not even mad.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Hoarders is freaking crazy.

I can’t watch it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 PM CST reply actions  

It's fantastic to watch.

I understand the desire to keep the things you want and acquired, but these people kick it up a notch.

Tunnel vision at it’s finest.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

This elliptical sale is so staged.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

The producers swear they don't stock the lockers with anything.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Shaq is coming to campus

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 PM CST reply actions  

Any reason why?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

White women.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Even better

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

There was a girl in my class who went on a tangent about how it sets a bad example

when black athletes marry and date white women.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Would you rather go down on Sheryl Swoopes (sp?) or Rue McLanahan?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Rue McLanahan from which decade?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Golden Girls era Rue

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

how is that even a question?

but as far as my personal goes go: that’s not an act that would produce superbasketballbabies

by Closure GT on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

So many ways to go with this.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

She almost cried while she was saying this.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

her black boyfriend must not have put a ring on it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

White Women?

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on Feb 22, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I guess they paid him to speak

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Pfft

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

But, really, doesn't it gall you that they're paying an idiot basketball player to speak at the college

Rather than some luminary of some sort?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I go to Oklahoma State

If they paid for some luminary, very few people would show up. Personally, I would prefer if they brought in someone else, but not a whole lot I can do about it. At least Shaq will be entertaining.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Anthony Bourdain would be a great celebrity speaker.

What’s Duff’s story?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be awesome

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Anthony Bourdain is freaking awesome

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Duff was very personable and surprisingly (to me) interested in ideas and history.

He did the event “Inside the Actors Studio” style and answered the student’s questions for long after his agreed upon time-limit.

My father-in-law was an interviewee on No Reservations and says that Bourdain is a blast.

by other_shoe on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Back to back HR

and then a weak ground out to 2nd.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

:(

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Also since i wasn't here to celebrate

COMMUNITY IS BACK

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 PM CST reply actions  

March 15

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

March 15

I FUCKING POSTED ABOUT IT EARLIER IN THE SAME DAMN THREAD.

NOW I SEE YOU DON’T READ MY POSTS :(

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I got home from work at 11.

I didn’t feel llike sifting through a giant thread.

Sorry VFN. =(

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Brony, Furry, what else you got?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

This phenomenon scares and confuses me.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed.

But how funny would it be if Josey turned out to be a Brony?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I would completely lose my sense of place in this world.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure I'd be sick.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Influence.

Yin and Yang, you two.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh Ace.

Stop it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Just pokin' the bear.

No jokes tonight? : )

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Jokes are supposed to be funny, right?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Stop stalking me, sociopath.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

3/10

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

FUCK Josey . . . /NewMoreAggressiveSchoolly

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

He has tremendous respect for Orientals

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm understandably ambivalent about that ...

ambivalent as FUCK

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

heheheh

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Brony's are fine.

It’s furries that should scare you.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I've watched some kids shows with my cousins since moving out here.

I’m kinda glad they aren’t into that one so that I don’t have a chance to get corrupted.

by Closure GT on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I have two reasonably attractive female friends who went to the big Orlando comic convention last weekend as Pinkie Pie and Nightmare Moon.

(Pretty sure I have the names correct.)

Anyway, they are both hot in the picture AND ponies. The urge to post the picture on /co/ is strong. . .

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

what is /co/

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

4 chan comics I think?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

oh

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

don't pull a benji

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ponies are just so damn sexy.

That rough mane….

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

No, but they're obviously sublimating some...unsettling sexual feelings of their own

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Some absolutely do.

Well, at least they are turned on by the ponies. I’m not sure how many would actually bend over one, but then there are dudes out there who get busted for doing things with real horses, so it’s possible.

Anyway, they exist, but it’s not the general Brony. Most of them legitimately just like the cartoon, want to be a part of a group, and enjoy the intense comedy that comes from flooding message boards and video games with ponies.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Because that's so much better!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

Unless “ponies” is the new slang for “chicks” or “broads”

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

boy ponies or girl ponies?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Adventure Time is awesome.

And not in a “here’s some jokes for the adults during a kid’s show” kind of way. It’s just trippy, balls to the wall fun.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Has to be better than that asshole Dino Dan.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

you know who is an asshole?

Robbie Rotten. he is always fucking with lazytown

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't know what that is, but I'll bet it is.

I also find it a little more charming and humorous than the same girl’s other show about the imaginary friends.

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by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

This is based on having seen maybe a handful of episodes of each.

Kat actually watches FiM, though, so I’ve definitely seen more.

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by philkid3 on Feb 21, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Little girl

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by JDT217 on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

A supersexyflanders

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

feels like I'm wearing nothing at all !!!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

From Urban Dictionary about Bronies.
Brony 1: What’s your favorite pony?
Brony 2: Fluttershy, cause she’s just so cute!
Brony 3: Hey man, those are fighting words. Rarity is obviously the best pony!
Brony 2: What are you going to do?
Brony 3: I’m gonna love and tolerate the crap out of you.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

is Shock Top beer snob beer?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

words

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

nah not really

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

by Bface on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

didn't think so...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Southland was different tonight

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 21, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

toldja

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The camera guy is a douche

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

I believe it’s made by Anheuser-Busch.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

good god

60" Panny plasma for $1200 at Costco

So tempting.

by Closure GT on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 PM CST reply actions  

you don't need a tv that big

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i'm not going to get it, and probably wouldn't want anything bigger than 50" in seriousness anyway

but I’m starting to think that by the time I’m ready to get an apartment on my own out here and my parents ship my TV out, it would be better just to sell it to them cheap and by myself a new one.

by Closure GT on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

We got used to the size of ours (65 inches at ten feet distance) pretty quickly.

So much so that I’d like a living room where we could be closer in our next place.

by other_shoe on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I won't tell you that I didn't find myself wishing at times I had something bigger (50" at about 8-10'),

especially when watching super-widescreen movies, but it’s going to be a long time before I live somewhere with a big enough living room to make a 60" TV look anything short of ridiculous.

by Closure GT on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I like 50"

Anything bigger is just really really big.

by Closure GT on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I guess my penis is really really big then.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

According to the sizing charts at the online retailers, 70 inches is good up to 14.75 feet,

so they’d say larger than that. The thing is, that is a huge TV. Even if it is a good size for viewing at 15 feet it has a big visual footprint in the room. Also, they are expensive and heavy. I’m happy with ours and would probably be happy at 70 because it sits in front of a window that looks at a brick wall and you get used to the size, but it can dominate a room if 15 or 17 is the room’s longest dimension.

by other_shoe on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

70 inches. Jesus.

I’m not sure that would work. I mean, we have a large couch, an L shape sectional, so it wouldn’t be too out of place, but there’s a fireplace it would be next to that it might dwarf.

Although actually, a 60ish inch wouldn’t be too bad, I don’t think. I would have to find the right entertainment system to match.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 22, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, one of the things I did not mention is

that we had to move the TV back from where the old CRT was to make it look right in the room. A foot closer and it just loomed over the homey space we’d created around the fireplace.

Also, my wife and I went to war setting the room up in the first place, so there are some things I chose not to try.

by other_shoe on Feb 22, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

That head was creepy.

Why keep it?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 AM CST reply actions  

b/c it's CLASSIC?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Makes me laugh everytime

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Me, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

He was on the Today show this morning.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Is Max here?

Do you like John Talabot?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 AM CST reply actions  

tell me more about this lawless country

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Gotta love pitchfork

Final sentence of their review:

“Those contradictory qualities inform the whole record as it luxuriates in the space between private and public, just as its ambiguous title blurs the line between ends and means.”

Yes. Indeed.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Well done.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 22, 2012 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Been looking a lot at where I want to vote for Rangers players.

I think I might be putting MY way higher than most people.

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by philkid3 on Feb 22, 2012 12:25 AM CST reply actions  

Screw the haters.

/scoop

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 22, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Hate the screwers.

/(LSB anti-sex person)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

.....

……..

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 22, 2012 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Has anyone ever seen Threads?

Disturbing shit.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 22, 2012 12:39 AM CST reply actions  

Thanks for the great reply.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

yr welcome, I'm Mr. Model LSB Citizen tonite ...

… everyone benefits

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 12:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh, I was totally joking :(

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 22, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

¦-(

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Sup bitches

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 12:52 AM CST reply actions  

DID YOU INTERACT W/ JOSH LEWIN?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

No

Some dude was hounding him from deplane to baggage claim and Josh pulled a fake phone conversation to get him to go away.

I didn’t want to be round 2.

Josh is short.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

you did the right thing, sounds like

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I tweeted him and said hey

He tweeted back.

Good enough for me

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Anyone still around?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 1:01 AM CST reply actions  

Screen open in case anyone says anything interesting.

But huntin’ monsters otherwise.

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by philkid3 on Feb 22, 2012 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

What game?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Any good/

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I take back saying it's easily the best.

The Galaxy games and Brawl are at least on its level.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 22, 2012 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Didn't know it was a console game :(

Need a new good PC game

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 1:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Sorry.

:\

Wii exclusive, but it has semi-sequels on the PSP and 3DS, and predecessors on the PSP and PS2.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 22, 2012 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Excited about ME3, DIII, and others

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Amalur or Alan Wake worth downloading?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 1:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Amalur is awesome.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 22, 2012 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Yah?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I've put so many hours into my character

and I’m like MAYBE halfway through the map, with a ton of quests undone still.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 22, 2012 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Just shy of 40 hours, now that I save to go to sleep.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 22, 2012 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

So Monster Hunter Tri is like the A-Rod of games

and Galaxy games and Brawl are like Nolan?

Yeah, I said it.

RECONSIDER YOURSELF!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

goodnight, and I'm not in the background of any of the Yu photos from Spring Training

False Schoollys not nearly as handsome!

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 1:12 AM CST reply actions  

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