Feb 22 OT
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 7:40 AM CST
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February 22 is the 53rd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 312 days remaining until the end of the year (313 in leap years).
- 1797 – The Last Invasion of Britain begins near Fishguard, Wales.
- 1819 – By the Adams-Onís Treaty, Spain sells Florida to the United States for five million U.S. dollars.
- 1853 – Washington University in St. Louis is founded as Eliot Seminary in St. Louis, Missouri.
- 1856 – The Republican Party opens its first national meeting in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
- 1862 – Jefferson Davis is officially inaugurated for a six-year term as the President of the Confederate States of America in Richmond, Virginia. He was previously inaugurated as a provisional president on February 18, 1861
- 1889 – President Grover Cleveland signs a bill admitting North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana and Washington as U.S. states.
- 1909 – The sixteen battleships of the Great White Fleet, led by Connecticut, return to the United States after a voyage around the world.
- 1958 – Egypt and Syria join to form the United Arab Republic.
- 1959 – Lee Petty wins the first Daytona 500.
- 1980 – Miracle on Ice: In Lake Placid, New York, the United States hockey team defeats the Soviet Union hockey team 4-3.
- 1983 – The notorious Broadway flop Moose Murders opens and closes on the same night at the Eugene O'Neill Theatre.
- 1994 – Aldrich Ames and his wife are charged by the United States Department of Justice with spying for the Soviet Union.
- 1995 – The Corona reconnaissance satellite program, in existence from 1959 to 1972, is declassified.
- 1997 – In Roslin, Scotland, scientists announce that an adult sheep named Dolly has been successfully cloned.
- 2011 – An earthquake measuring 6.3 in magnitude strikes Christchurch, New Zealand, killing 185 people.
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
yup
national outage on 3g/4g phones it seems
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 7:54 AM CST up reply actions
w00t
its backj
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
That US/USSR game is such a good game
The anti-climatic gold medal game that followed is enjoyable to watch too.
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I'm going to murder all of 75.
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
by Bface on Feb 22, 2012 7:48 AM CST via mobile reply actions
25k for the ability to be fluent in every language
what a dumb hypothetical. You’d be insane not to.
musers?
That is dumb. You’d make the 25k back in no time with that ability. Every govt agency and news organization would be fighting for you.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 7:59 AM CST up reply actions
This segment is a beating, too....
They sound like a bunch of whining divas complaining about their food….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
They need to go to Giordano's by the Sears Tower for deep dish 'za.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I didn't hear this, but that's a no-brainer.
If I had a million dollars, I’d pay it for that. Easily.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Fuck that...
EVERYBODY SHOULD SPEAK ANGLISH…WE’RE IN ’MURRICAH
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You could go anywhere in the world and be able to communicate
$25k? Shit, that’s priceless.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
25k is literally nothing
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions
it's literally 25k
i could have that liquid for you tomorrow, but it would still hurt a little
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
in the scheme of things
obviously
i wouldnt think 25mm would be asking too much for that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
25k
Will it Blend?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Shirley you see that I'm joking here.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
it was the caps that gave it away
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
Just makin' sure, bro...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I thought it was $25K for one language
but be completely fluent in that language…
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
Today's game will be reenacting scenes from "The Squid and the Whale"
I’m going to try are use the argument “Well, I feel that I could’ve written it, so the fact that it was already written was kind of a technicality.”
Also, going to reenact the library scene. Watch out corners of bookcases!
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 7:55 AM CST reply actions
The Miracle on Ice was on tape delay (actually played 4-630ish Central Time) and televised later that evening.
The greatest moment in American sports happened in our country yet ABC couldn’t bring it to us live.
If any old sumbitch tries to tell you about the “Good Ole Days,” he’s full of shit. The music and movies were really good in the 70s but the coverage of sports (and just about everything else in life) compared to today was only a few steps ahead of cave men.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I remember being so effing pissed
that we couldn’t watch the damn game. Chaps my ass every time I think of it.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
i couldn't imagine a world where this was not a possibility wow
i’m only 31 so I guess I’ve been spoiled w/ the sports coverage.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
It blows my mind that TV used to shut down for the evening
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
Think about a world with only 7 or 8 channels....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
It was awful
but I really didn’t know that at the time.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
Exactly....
Nothing on TV? Go outside or to your room and play…
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 22, 2012 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
They still do that shit.
In 2008 NBC bogarded all the Olympic coverage in America and wouldnt show anything but tape delay. Since i already knew what was going to happen (thanks to ESPN), it totally ruined one of the best races I’ve ever seen when the women’s 4×4 relay ran down the Russians with about 10 meters to go.
Then they wouldnt let anybody download a copy of anything because they would only show replays on that stupid ass silverlight shit, personally designed by Hitler and Satan, both of whom I’m fairly certain are NBC executives now.
In conclusion, fuck you NBC. Fuck you so hard with a rusty bow saw.
silverlight
a microsoft product
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
wow blake...u mad
I do totally agree…..at least air shit live and if you need to go tape delay w/ that for prime time coverage.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
what blows my mind is the FTC allowed Comcat to purcahse NBC
never should have happened. but then, you read further, and you realize the leader of the FTC Board was the one who championed this, and upon closing of the purchase, became the new CEO of Comcast.
fuck comcast, fuck nbc, fuck the ftc, fuck the free world, im outtie
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
Kinda like how UT runs the UIL
and when UT wanted to show all their recruits’ games on the Longhorn Network and other schools complained, UT used the defense of “The UIL approved it!” Stupid horns.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
Let it go Aggie
You’re never going to be equal to UT. Just lay back and enjoy it
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Al Michaels explained that ABC did want to show that game live
But the Russians didn’t want to move the game back. So ABC just tape delayed it.
Heidi
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
holy moly
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions
into the wind.. upslope.. 64 degree wedgie open straight up...
i could do that shot.. at least over my head 1 in 20 times i bet
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions
yeah i mean, i dont hit a 64, i use a 60, but i'm thinking i could do it.
also, you cant fucking use a 60 in midland. i think i used it once or twice around the greens to hit a chip and stop. but that’s it. fucking stupid
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
I think that's Mickelsen at Las Colinas.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
nice deduction
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
I'll just leave this here
I don’t believe in marriage to begin with.
What’s the divorce rate? 60%? Better to just live together so if things end, you don’t have to go through the whole paperwork/division of assets messiness.
Living together is great for lazy people who want easy access to humpy-humpy and someone else to do the housework. Why ruin it with a "formal" agreement?
“I’m a unitard!” – Ralph Wiggum
by stupidsexyflanders on Feb 19, 2012 6:23 PM CST
http://www.mavsmoneyball.com/2012/2/18/2809058/dirk-nowitzki-reportedly-engaged#92486963
She needs to shut her whore mouth.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions
Of course she did.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Dangerous Liaisons
Fucking outstanding film. Even Keanu couldn’t sink it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Malkovich is awesome in it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
He really was
Glenn Close was pretty excellent as well.
Loved the symmetry with the mirrors at the beginning/end.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
Apple crumb donut from Hypnotic Donuts...
I want. Too bad I’m not in Dallas.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
where in dallas?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions
That looks like amazingness.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Narrowly missed my "Hey you've got something on your forehead"
Ash Wednesday moment this morning.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
First time I ever saw the forehead thing
I was visiting a relative in the hospital in San Antonio and was wondering “WTF is with these dirty-ass mofos?”. So weird that I’d gone my whole life (was in my 30s) and had never seen the ash thing.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions
The one on the guy I saw this morning
was halfway down his nose. He looked more Braveheart than Catholic, more power to him though.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
heh
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
At least he didn't do like this guy and smear it all over the side of his face
/Oprah
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
Don't you be talking shit about Drew
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Lol
Taking a shot at Oprah, comrade.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
Oh I saw that
Just sayin.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
Always acceptable.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Haha that's great
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 22, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
I'm nearing 1,000 words on this thing. Jeez, I hope someone thinks it's at least decent.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
just put neosporin on my ball sack... nicked it this a.m. in the shower..wont stop bleeding
band-aids arent an option. cant have blood soaked unders… hopefully this works
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:28 AM CST reply actions
super glue
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 8:34 AM CST up reply actions
Vampire sloot
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
x
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
Yup. He has no shame.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
haha truer words were never spoken
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
What was her name?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
how exactly did this happen?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Life needs a Shift-A function
Would’ve saved me a lot of headache with wifey this morning.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I just need a fast-forward button with Mrs. Draper
She can never just get to whatever it is she’s trying to tell me. I always get the chronological history of every single detail leading up to the actual thing that happened.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
Sometimes you just have to toss out a Monty Python “GET ON WITH IT!”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, she gets pissed
when I give her the get-on-with-it hand motion.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
The "Eye's staring at the ceiling and tapping your foot" move never works either
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Throw in a deep sigh
and she nearly goes into a homicidal rage.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
feel your pain on this one
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
WTF?
That was supposed to say
Oh, she gets pissed when I make the get-on-with-it hand motion.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
Throw in the wanking hand motion and she will really be impressed.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
My Mom is the queen of this...
and she’ll leave it all on a two-minute voicemail, too. Then, of course, when I call her back I get the whole thing again, despite me repeating the prompt and trying to move things along.
I think my mom does this to make me answer the phone
Her voicemails are the worst. And she always calls at dinner. Her voicemail starts off with “I know y’all are probably eating dinner, buuuuut…” Well, if you know, why’d you call at this time.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
My parents leave me 2 second voice mails.
So I actually have to call them to find out what they wanted.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
This
I get no more information than “Call me” or in the event of them calling me back I get “Whaaaaaaat?!”
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
I just get tired of being bombarded with horrible tales of every single thing that could possibly go wrong in our lives
“Yes, honey, let’s not go to grad school and take the next step in my career because god forbid you might not be able to find a job in five months and we might have a gap in medical coverage.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
If you are going to do it (Grad school)
do it the fuck NOW. It’s hard as shit to do later in life (not impossible, but a huge pain in the ass the longer you wait).
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
I can imagine
I’m about to turn 28 in April. It’s pretty much now or never.
“B-b-b-b-b-but what if I can’t find a job in time and you don’t have any health insurance? What will we do then?”
We’ll just pull out a gun and shoot ourselves, honey, is that what you want to hear? Fuck.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
dude
Mellow out and just make a decision and get on with it. Use the Barney mantra for everything “Whenever I feel sad [mad, etc.], I stop being sad and be awesome again. True story.”
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
just tell her that it will be legen...wait for it.....DARY!
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
In reality...
they’re programmed to do that. You just have to listen, say “just believe in me” and don’t let anything they say bother you. It’s just maternalistic hormones kickin’ in…even if it’s every day or every hour. Let it roll off your back and go with what you think is best.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
I get that
But I’m not impulsive with these kinds of decisions. I’ve done the planning. I’m always the one in charge of arranging details, be it for medical stuff, travel/vacations, moving apartments, whatever (and she’s glad to let me shoulder that burden).
Just don’t sit here and constantly subject me to a barrage of negativity and hand-wringing about all the potential bad outcomes my decision could have.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
My wife does this too.
I’ve named her Vice President in Charge of Destroying Optimism. Pisses her off.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
(writes this one down)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
You will have to appoint her to a different position.
There can be only one VPCDO.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
Vice president in charge of harshing my mellow
I once told my boss that our company probably had a vice president in charge of making every last simple thing ridiculously complicated for no apparent reason.
It was not appreciated
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Yeah, it takes a certain type of boss to appreciate a comment like that.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
It's her defense-mechanism.
It’s actually her own fear of failure coming out and being laid on you. Just love her through it if possible. I think all our wives do it. It just makes it all the better when your decision pans out well.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
I'm in grad school right now
and working full time. I’m tired.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 22, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
So SBN has a water polo blog now.
Which means that there is at least one person in existence who blogs about water polo.
Look, I’m an advocate of wasting huge chunks of time on the internet doing inane things. But blogging about water polo? You’re doing it wrong.
There's a fire in the city of pictures
Leaving nothing but ashes below
hahaha
Only on the Interwebs.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
What hath Al Gore wrought with this whole interwebs he invented?
Water polo! Bah. phsaw!
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Dixie Caviar:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Meh
Marshmallow sucks as a dessert. Roasted over a fire is fine, anywhere else it sucks. (I’m aware this includes Rocky Road ice cream as well as Lucky Charms)
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
No pinwheels?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Nope
Alone and roasted over fire is the only way I get down with marshmallows
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
BTO'ing in the OT comes with a $50 fine, Officer.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm pretty sure marshmallow beer would change your mind...
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
that looks gross
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 9:05 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
im not the biggest fan of moon pies
but homemade ones are the bomb
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
fried moon pies at the fair were pretty good
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I have never had one
just going off of looks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 9:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You've never... had a moon pie?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I have never had a moonpie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 9:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
jagsfan.gif
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
That looks soda lishus.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
Is there anything better than a Whataburger taquito to start your day?
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
pizza
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I had this for breakfast
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 9:14 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Me too.
We ordered papa john’s and had 2 garlic sauce cups left. So I poured them into a tupperware, put 2 pieces of pizza on top and opened the refrigerator to that beautiful result…soggy, garlicky-marinaded goodness.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
absolutely it is amazing
i love cold pizza for breakfast
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
WHO IS THIS?!?!
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
You do not like pizza as much as you advertised, apparently.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Okay Benji
I have a confession to make. I tried a local “Chicago Style” pizza over the weekend. Some generically named place called Chicago Pizzeria.
I have to admit, while it may not have been true Chicago pizza, I did find myself enjoying it much more than I thought I would.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Imagine what a real Chicago deep dish might do for you
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I don't know why, but this sounds dirty.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Clearly he likes it, but he doesn't like like it.
/Kevin Arnold
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
honey butter chicken biscuit
but a taquito is a close second
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 9:13 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm super pissed that the Carl's Jr on Lemmon was supposed to be Chic Fil A
although I would have gained 80 pounds last year if it had been put in there
So much this
Although a McD’s sausage egg n’ cheese biscuit is pretty choice as well.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
Those biscuits are awful.
Just a crumb bomb waiting to explode.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
More like a deliciousness bomb
waiting to explode in my mouth.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Carl's Jr actually has a delicious breakfast biscuit
i have never had a better biscuit for breaky. stayed together like awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
Carls Jr
Legitimate.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Finally had a Five Guys (I know, not really fast food, but related)
amazing.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
I consider 5 guys fast food
I like their fries a lot (and the portion), and the burger is good. I like that they put on sauteed onions and mushrooms without upcharge. I loathe the fake cheese they use.
Love it
Mooyah’s as well. Fark the haters.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Mooyah's not so much
The one here in Tyler is not as good as the ones in DFW. Could be just the night I went
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
That's just going to be homemade burgers
one with carmelized onions and sauteed mushrooms
one with bacon and bleu cheese
one with avocado and a fried egg
Damn, that is one excellent list, sir
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
have you had the stodge from the porch?
sounds like you’d love it
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
really is great
I think the best burger I’ve had in Dallas, usually don’t have cheddar on my burgers but that damn thing is perfect as is and requires 3 cloth napkins to eat
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
No.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good burger
by putting jalapenos on it?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
Because it's amazing!
Especially on a Jersey Mike’s sub, too.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
Pfffft
I piss on jalapenos.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Nope.
Jalepenos are as overrated as avocados.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
You shut your whore mouth, BT.
Avocados are one of God’s greatest creations.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
FUCK YOU AQUA...
AVOCADOS ARE THE WORST SHIT EVER…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
They can't be.
Your opinions firmly occupy that spot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I can't understand how someone who agrees with me about the filth that is sour cream...
Has such a fucked up 180 about avocados.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Sour cream is truly awful.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
worst. condiment. ever.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
It is acceptable in small doses
but drenched all over? Fuck that.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Sour cream is a must with borscht
Then, and only then, it is the most delicious condiment evarrrrrrr.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
I also don't like borscht, so there's that :|
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
"Were you talking to me?"
“No, my son also happens to be named Borscht.”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
Oh man
Crazy talk. Ukrainian borscht sa smetanoi FTW.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
Trollin' along in my automobile...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
Smetana - blaaaaah
Kefir is also the devil.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's just rude...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
You are
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nope...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
We have finally reached agreement, Aqua
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Not really.
Because you don’t believe God actually made them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
LOL...wow
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
Figured you'd bring that up ;-)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
avacodos suck
jalapenos are awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
TROLL
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
am not
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 11:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING THAT MOST EVERYBODY LIKES YOU'RE A TROLL...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
Chrom is not a troll
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I saw you get called one yesterday but I couldn't defend you...
Glad I didn’t…Jerk.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
What was it?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Avacodos are disgusting, you're right
Avocados, on the other hand, are delicious.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
Jesus hater
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 11:54 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
.....
…….
…..
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
just fucking with you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Had a burger at Fillmore's in Plano
that had fresh, diced jalapenos and a thick slice of cream cheese. Ooooh dear….
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
yeck, fresh is too crunchy and tangy.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Pickled
Love em. But freshly roasted would work too. Fresh is too crunchy.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Homemade is actually my favorite. My latest effort:
Ground bison, grilled onions, mushrooms, swiss cheese, maters, spinach, habanero ketchup & serrano mustard.
I think I neglected avocados this time.
by blakethegr8 on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
I want to have sex with all of those things.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'd rather eat 'em
Personally.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
#1, non-homemade hamburger: Fat's Domino at Hut's
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Top 3 Fast food burgers:
1) Red Robin
2) Fuddrucker’s
3) Carl’s Junior
If we’re talking drive-thru fast food only
1) Carl’s Junior/Hardee’s
2) Whataburger
3) Steak n Shake
Full disclosure: I have never tried an In-And-Out burger. I’m fully aware of my transgression and am willing to bump five guys down.
How is Red Robin fast food?
Calling Fudruckers fast food seems tenuous at best, but I could accept it. Red Robin is not at all fast food.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Somebody void jam's list...
Clearly not qualified to make the judgement…No offense, jam.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Yep, table service.
In the casual vein, like an Applebees or Fridays (though way better than those).
Still some of the very best burgers I’ve had at a restaurant. Largely because any place that’s nicer I’m probably not getting a burger, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love the hell out of Red Robin.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oooh, Steak n' Shake
Underrated fo’ sho’.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
Love a nice double with cheese.
Though it’s hard to go wrong with the Frisco Melt.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
Dude, next Rangers game at RBiA
stop by the Steak n’ Shake across the freeway beforehand.
You will thank me.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
Only if you promise to go to Texas Style Burgers & wings
Also by the ballpark. I have to try to keep my favorite little burger shanty in business.
by blakethegr8 on Feb 22, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
That's an arrangement I can certainly live with
Done and done.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
This is like saying Chili's has good fucking fajitas
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Red Robin only makes burgers
Chili’s makes all sorts of crap.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
This is BTO worthy
Red Robin is a shitty chain pretending to provide uppity burgers when all they do is load on toppings.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That makes two today
Dammit.
I prefer Twisted Root if it’s any consolation.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Except the part where they taste good. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Well he did originally include them in fast food.
Red Robin is probably my favorite chain on the planet, but I wouldn’t call them the best burgers. I would, however, call them outrageously good, and the rare restaurant burger that rivals something I can make at home.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Also, uppity is a weird description that makes it sound like your influence there is limited at most.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Actually, they do.
Not the best, and probably the only worthwhile thing they do, but still good.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Your arrogance or the burger opinion?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
My arrogance shouldn't shock anyone at this point.
The burger opinion.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
It seems like you are in the minority
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I am certainly one of many differing opinions.
But they’re wrong.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
zackly
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
girl i dated from seattle loved red robin
and Dick’s Drive-In
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't the second just your name for sex with her?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Nope...
It was the name of River Fenix’s Promised Land milk bottle…Creative, that kid.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
Red Robin is Seattle-based.
Something of an obsession in Washington.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
yup
i wasnt that impressed with dick’s though
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
Eggs benedict
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 22, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
/IANF's girlfriend
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
A BJ
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Can't remember and I kind of don't want to look it up.
We heard about the Pooholes and CJ deals on the same day, right? Pooholes before CJ, right?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Yes.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
Quick. Like tearing off a band aid of hate and rage.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
It definitely was not a good day.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Today is my birthday.
MOST UNEVENTFUL BIRTHDAY EVAR!
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
before and after pics from the day?
post ’em!
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
who cares
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 9:31 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
You do, fucko...
And probably more than anybody here aside from Schultzy.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yeah
happy birthday, buddy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
Thanks, bro.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Happy Birthday
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Thanks, holmes.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Birthdays
are overrated.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
(but yeah, Happy BD, BTill)
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Happy Birthday
That’s going to be fun for babymamatill in a few years when she’s got to figure out two birthdays almost back to back
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 22, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
She keeps asking me what I want...
I say “The same thing I want everyday, babymamatill…anal.” Never fucking works.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
How's babytill treating you?
I’m sure you’ve answered this about fifteen thousand times already, but I haven’t been around…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Treating me just fine...
Wrecking shop on mom. I feel really bad for her but there’s not much I can do about it. I’m not the one lactating.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
I knew a guy in high school who admitted he could lactate.
I didn’t talk to him after that.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
wut
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 22, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
I know a girl with three nipples.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Chandler's rather feminine, but he's still a man!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 22, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
Did she tell you your fortune at a flea market?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
That movie was on last night.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
My dad's second wife had three nipples.
She’d be happy to tell you all about it. She was from Oklahoma.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Incest is the best!
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Why didn't you use "Insect"
The Office reference.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
Missed opportunity.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I'm sure we could discuss it over bobcat stew.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
That franchise is terrible except the first one.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
That's my desired superpower.
I’d totally feed the s*** out of piglets.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Is she pumping?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Happy Birthday!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
x
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 22, 2012 9:26 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
oh gottlieb
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
Oh Mizzou fans.
You have no shame
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I like how he works his tounge on the wrong side of his mouth
his left viewer right
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
League of Evil 2
Kind of a letdown. Some of the target times seem impossible. The first Dunes level in particular.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 9:32 AM CST reply actions
re: healthcare
Friday’s payroll tax cut extension bill included $18 billion to maintain Medicare physician salaries at current levels for the rest of this year. Unlike the payroll tax extension, Congress insisted on paying for the doc-fix with offsetting budget cuts. They raised nearly a third of the money by cutting $5 billion from prevention programs initiated under the Affordable Care Act. The rest came from reduced payments to hospitals, nursing homes, and clinical labs, and reduced Medicaid payments to Louisiana.
Smoking cessation programs? Cut. Outreach to schools to get kids to eat more fruits and vegetables? Cut. More programs at local YMCAs to prevent diabetes? Cut."The idea of paying for a ten-month fix in physician payments with a ten-year cut in prevention programs is the ultimate penny-wise, pound-foolish move," said Richard Hamburg, deputy director of Trust for America’s Health, which lobbies for community prevention programs and more funding for state and local health departments.
Prevention Axed To Pay for Doc-Fix
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Paging Aquaman...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
SUP AND THANGS.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I was trying to find an inkpad at Babies R Us yesterday...But everyone I found came with birth announcements, or a baby book...
Any idea where Aquadame got the one for the baseballs she had made?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I think it was something like this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
what kind of return policy you got on that kid?
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
If his fastball ain't at 50 MPH or his slap shot ain't at 75 MPH by the time he's 8, he's getting returned...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
My 7-year old nephew
probably hits 60 at least, maybe higher. I’m a little scared to play catch with him. but he hits you in the glove every time. It’s frightening how fast it is.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
Suck it up and use a real inkpad from Staples
We did that with all our kids. No problems (unless you count awesomeness a problem)
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
This probably would have been a better idea had I not already ordered that shit on amazon that Aqua just posted...
Whatevs.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Local news is reporting at least 40 dead in a train crash
Looks like foreign news hasn’t gone more than “hundreds injured”.
This is going to be bad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
ouch
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Here's the MSNBC link.
Aqui.
The video they’re showing now… nobody seems to know if it was a driver error or a failure in the brakes of the train.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
mother of god
thats awful
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Aw jeez...
That is absolutely horrible.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Estacion Once.
The train didn’t break when entering the station at the end of the line.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
From a guy on the TCU board, nice mention about Dre Kirkpatrick:
Today I was listening to 790am in Houston on my way to work. They were interviewing Danny Arnold from Plex, he is a trainer who specializes in working with pros & guys getting ready for the combine. They started talking about reputations schools have gotten and UT came up in the discussion.
He basically said for the last 15 years it was known around the industry that UT guys for the most part were primadonnas who were coddled, weren’t the hardest workers, all thought they were 1st round picks, etc.
He did say that David Thomas recently bucked the trend & was one of the hardest workers he had at their pre-combine prep.
Now North Carolina guys are taking on that rep.
Another interesting tidbit is that Dre Kirkpatrick is working out at his facility right now. Said the guy is legit & works his a$$ off. He had to fly out to Alabama for an autograph event after the Natl Championship & rescheduled his workout for 5am in the morning so he wouldn’t miss it. Arnold thought he wasn’t going to show & Kirkpatrick was at the gym ready to workout at 4:45am. Took a week off & got right at it. With kids like that it shows why Bama keeps winning titles.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
always good to hear things like that.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
whaaaaaaaaaat
primadonnas who were coddled
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
I'd imagine that was more prevalent when Greg Davis/McWhorter were on the staff than today.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
ugh
greg davis.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
MadDog and his strength and conditioning program that got passed by
no innovation in that area dooms you to failure
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
i heard this same interview with Kirkpatrick on a Saturday or Sunday morning on Danny Arnold's show
came away very impressed with Dre.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
that whole first half of the Super Bowl was ...
… pre-Madonna
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
oh dear
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
by colonialbob on Feb 22, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Please bring a spinning bow tie to the tailgate.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
This doesn't surprise me at all re UT
I still want Dre at 14.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
wootoff today
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
WHat's that?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
here
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
It's no SweetJack
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
So busy you guys
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
Really looking forward to configuring these 10 laptops, you guys.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Really looking forward to staying up all night tonight
making sure our report is done in time to send off tomorrow afternoon, you guys
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"I just wanna go gay." - bigtill
YOU GUYS!
You guys.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Working the night shift, you guys.
Starting to you guys hate the you guys, night shift, you guys.
Getting home after midnight sucks, you guys.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Not if you're doing it right...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
I've been nauseus for about 3 weeks now.
Appetite is fine, though (if that makes sense). Still, minor nausea for 3 weeks straight. Tired of it.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 AM CST reply actions
pregnant
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I told this to a chick one time...
Turned out she was. She hated me.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
interesting.
what are other symptoms…
I thought I had mono once; turns out I was just really bored.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
what happened to derek lee
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 AM CST reply actions
I think he was a pirate last year
I think he is a FA
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 10:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
The Complete Drive-In by Joe R. Lansdale
One of the most fun books I’ve ever read. $2.99 on Kindle, I think. Good 50s/60s style pulp.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 10:01 AM CST reply actions
Sunset and Sawdust
is good as well.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I've got a red 'x' to go with the two black ones
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
try this one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
OMG.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
It makes me laugh that Bob Barker was sleeping with all the beauties.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Trying to find a Holland jersey with the 2011 WS Patch
2nd site on google claims to be the “Official Rangers fan store” yet it features a picture of Kevin Millwood.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 AM CST reply actions
Shocked Millwood didn't make the cut of "Greatest Ranger Ever" the other day
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Quiet, you!
You’ll jinx Smokin’ Joe!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 22, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
Wouldn't you think all Ranger HOFers(not MLB HOFers) would be on that list?
Wettland? eh?
What about KevBrow?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If everything I do is wrong, then goddamn, I do it right!
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Feb 22, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds legit...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
You won't find one.
Unless it’s from a place that deals knockoffs.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Your best bet, honestly, now that I'm thinking about it.
Get the jersey and then find the patch on eBay, and have a store apply it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I may just wait for Opening Weekend.
They had a huge sale on World Series stuff last year. Picked up a WS Patch Feliz for $65.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
The actual Rangers shop has make your own
for women and kids, but no men. What’s up with that? That was the route I’d intended. On a more positive note, my Darvish shirsey just shipped.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
I would assume they're sold out.
Here’s the patch alone, for under $10
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Thanks.
They have them on Amazon too. Looks like this is what I’ll have to do.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
??? I bought one this offseason from Rangers/MLB
Holland, w/ the patch
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Why'd you get the last one Schooly?
This travesty will not stand!
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
New favorite blog.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Racist
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 22, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Never gets old.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
thanks for this
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
Because I know nobody wants to do any work today.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Aaaaannnnd minimize...
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
NSFMKB
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
MARCH 15TH
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Just saw it, ides of march.
High five!
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 2:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
community will be back on
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
so, fake tits
a skinny girl with no tits gets fake tits.
do we assume she is a freak in the sack? i’m talking she got a full C up top even a small D. so they are way huge. is that because she is a sex freak?
i need answers
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
huh?
i dont know how to make one
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
Do NOT say this to any woman!
We want them to be comfortable with their decision to augment their breasts without knowing the truth that it makes us think they are a freak in the sack.
But yes. Total sex freak.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Women...ALL WOMEN...
Get fake tits cause they want people to see them, no matter the size.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
And I wholeheartedly encourage it...
Fake tits are the tits…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
The more important question is
If she smokes, does she really poke?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Pain pill junkie killing 2 birds with one stone.
Bigger boobs and a legit way of getting pills.
Expensive but effective.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Not always. It means she's in to boosting her self esteem or really in to the way she looks.
So if it’s low self esteem, she won’t be the one to really go freaky on you in the sack.
If it’s the superficial and she just wants to look good, she is more self focused and probably won’t be looking to hook you up in the sack.
The only positive is that she is possibly looking to find acceptance and love from her daddy and thinks that getting big boobs will attract men so she can please them. This would be the freak angle you want.
So really, just try and find out some things about her and her dad and if it’s bad news, you’re gonna be pleasantly surprised in the sack if you can get her there.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
RF
why you send me weird text last night?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
you can't say that and not quote the text.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
it was a picture of 4 dudes, one of them was giving the finger.
he sent it to like 10 people
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
thats mike e
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Glad i wasn't one of them.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
On of the men in the pic could have been the future Mr. Drummermoe...
Your loss.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
at least it wasnt at 4 a.m.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
no kidding
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
the come out with us sometime
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
i think you answered your own question.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Go get some sacramental ashes, bro.
You’ll feel better.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Mardi gras party on fry was legit
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 22, 2012 11:02 AM CST via mobile reply actions
I was at a rock show at Dan's
nobody there, but a damn good rock show…
These guys do a pretty good garage band AC/DC type thing… http://www.myspace.com/spittingcobras
I knew I should have gone to Denton last night.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I'll check it out man
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 22, 2012 11:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sounds cray.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Especially once I admit a girl was trying to show me her books for my beads
but I told her not to. I asked for a kiss on the cheek instead.
Built me sweetheart cred with those who witnessed it.
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 22, 2012 11:15 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
what kind of books are we talking about here?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Heh. I definitely meant boobs
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yo
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Fill in the blank: I would rather listen to _____ than the SweetJack commercial...
My Heart Will Go On
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
mmbop
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
Lol
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
Five
Five Dollar
Five Dollar FootLOOOOOOONGS
Baby
Baby
Baby
Five
Five Dollar
Five Dollar FootLOOOOOOONGS
I used to call the ex-wife (who hated that commercial) at work
She didn’t have caller ID.
Ex: Hello?
Me: Five.
(hang up)
(ten mins later, call back)
Ex: Hello?
Me: Five dollar.
(hang up)
The trick was to see if I could get all the way to “five dollar foot looooooooong” on the third call before she could hang up on me.
It’s a wonder that marriage didn’t last.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
haha!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
friday
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Babymamatill's last hour of labor on repeat...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Babytill's conception on repeat.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Weird
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
I bet there was a lot of super awkward pauses and drunken fumbling.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Naw...
Just premature ejaculation and a disappointed BMT.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Rhads PBP
Wait, never mind.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
No
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
No
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
No?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Be more sure of yourself.
Live the dream of being BT or TnT.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
NO.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Have y'all ever had sweetbreads, you guys?
So good.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
That's pancreas, no?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
New music
Picked up the new Florence & the Machine and the new Sleigh Bells this week. So much goodness for my ears.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Other good stuff from the past couple of weeks
Grimes, Hospitality, School of Seven Bells.
by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Love Love school of seven bells
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 22, 2012 11:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'll have to check them out
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Oh man. New album next month, and the leaked tracks are sensational.
Break Those Bones Whose Sinews Gave It Motion
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Top 10 "News" stories on Yahoo right now
1. Swimming team disqualified for shaving violation
2. Danica Patrick’s $200k car
3. UFC boss calls Floyd Mayweather Jr a racist
4. Bitchfest between Joan Rivers and Sandra Bullock
5. What Andrew Luck’s beard reveals about him
6. A family with blue skin
7. UConn basketball player shoots Hail Mary shot too early
8. 10 Places to get free giveaways
Only two stories (Journalist killed in Syria, Argentina trainwreck) are anything of any significant news value.
I weep for the state of journalism.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 AM CST reply actions
Shaving violation?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
One of em nicked IANF's balls this morning,
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
NICE
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Journalism is dead
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
First issue
You looked at Yahoo.
Like looking at the New York Post for top headlines
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Ok, and I'm not trying to troll blakethegr8 but what the fuck ever...
Men who take pictures of their meal: Gay or not gay?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
not gay.. but posting on facebook.. gay
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
*quickly scrolls through FB pics to make sure I'm not guilty
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Good call...
I guess my whole thought process is this “What the fuck are you doing taking a picture of it when you should be eating it?”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
I dunno
I thought this was picture worthy:
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
Holy hell, that was huge (TWSS)
Apologies.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
With weird ass Easter grass on the top
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
Of course, benji
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, wifey says it's called "nori seaweed"
Looks like the stuff they’d line your easter basket with when you were a kid, though.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
Just cause you do it it doesn't make you gay...
You just do gay or womanly things sometimes, bro…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
We all do.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
Food is awesome. Pictures of food are awesome.
I don’t get this.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
you obviously like to have awesome sex with dudes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I've done it once.
Beer battered hatch chile relleno stuffed with mozzarella and crab topped with a fried egg.
It was far too epic not to share.
by blakethegr8 on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Oh my
I’m guilty too.
I have a sis-in-law I had to block though because she was doing every dinner.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
depends on what it is a picture of
and how often you do it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
Depends on what it is
a big 20 oz. t-bone and baked potato = not gay
some crepes with a side of creme fresh = gay
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Are either posted to facebook cause I have a feeling that's where this is gonna lead.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
No it's really not...
But I think it’s becoming more of a question of facebook etiquette than it is as to whether or not taking pics of your food is gay.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
Pictures of food are discourteous?
WTF is this?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I wouldn't say it's discourteous more than it's slightly annoying.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
Why on earth does it bother you?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It doesn't...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
Bigtill asking his 50,000,000th question of "gay or not gay"
Gay or not gay?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Liking sweaty dudes rolling around in unitards well into your 30's...
Gay or not gay?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
Repeatedly using gay as a description of non-sexual activities, and obsessing over whether or not something is "gay?"
At least slightly more gay than wrestling.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You should write a six paragraph post explaining to me why you feel that way...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
if youd have eaten at a dairy queen
you would probably understand this bit.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
I've eaten at Dairy Queen, but I hate it.
Do I have to like it to get it?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
nope.
its just a Ticket bit.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
I consider myself an amateur food pornographer.
Haters gonna hate.
by blakethegr8 on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
Food rapist.
/Archer
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Gay. I had a friend post this on facebook...
So gay.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Male friend?
The picture quality is terrible, otherwise I like the photo.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Yeah that one is a little ghey
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
Mexican seafood soup is the only soup manly enough to be photographed.
by blakethegr8 on Feb 22, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
I'm interested to see what this looks like.../
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Nom with a capital NOM
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
acceptable
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
have a friend (same one as before w/ hair test)
that as part of the post application process (job offer pending on drug test, will pass blood/urine – prob not hair) is asked if he has used in the last 12 months, obviously the answer is to say yes — right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
tell the truth.
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
thats what i told them
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
yes
better to be honest
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 11:56 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
yeah
thats what they are doing
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
GAY
But it looks delicious.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
El Tiempo Fajitas in Houston (Best Fajitas in the World)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
gay
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
False.
My fajitas are the best in the world.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yeah
I’ll try yours and these, and these will conquer yours in one swift motion.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
But now you're not trying mine because you're a douche.
Douches don’t get free delicious.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Quit it
You are making me hungry
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Prosciutto, some FRESH mozzarella, olive oil, homemade basil pesto
all spread onto fresh focaccia and pressed until hot.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Stop
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Some Benji-made Chicken Parm (I rushed it, so not my BEST)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Looks delish
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
I hate you
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hahaha totally obnoxious
I had some lying around and it was going to go bad so I threw it on.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
recipe?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
1) Buy chicken breasts
2) Marinate
3) …
4) Profit
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yeah
figured it was one of those
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
gay
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
Benji makes that sandwich for his boyfriend afterwards...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
I don’t do men. But if I did, I’d do the hottest men.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Prison rules...
Find the hottest dude at the gay bar and fuck the shit outta him.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think they have gay bars in prison.
by blakethegr8 on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
yeah they do
it is called the shower
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I hear they're even making wine in there now...
So yeah, it’s just like a bar.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
Bongo Room // Chicago
brioche french toast w/ vanilla bean sauce + bananas
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't the Bongo Room that Gloria Estefan chain?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
no clue
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
I want that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I say this to my penis every morning...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
its fantastic.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'm bringing 20 or so to the tailgate
No red solo cups at this one
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
heh
I ate at The Taco Joint (Gaston/Peak) for the first time today. A few people were talking about it yesterday. I got there just before the crowd hit. Good stuff!
Did you get breakfast or lunch?
The jalapeno ranch is good enough to drink straight.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
That place gets busy
I pass it a lot going up to NE the backway
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Per Bob McKenzie, the Columbus BJs traded Vermette to Phoenix.
So it begins, the great firesale of our time.
Assistant to the snow monkey ambassador
Chairman and only member of the "Bring Spezza to Dallas" club
by The Hutch on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
So BMT has discovered this awesome way to troll me when I get up every morning...
She recently discovered that all she has to do when I get up in the morning is say “I believe the children are our future…” and The Greatest Love of All will be stuck in my head for the rest of the fucking day.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Valencia’s Banega joins the hall of fame list of bizarre injuries in Spain
The thing is, those injuries were different. Those were injuries that were someone else’s fault. Banega’s wasn’t; Banega’s was all his own work. And Banega’s not the first player in Spain to pick an injury that is, well, frankly a bit silly. He’s not even the first Valencia player to do so. And he’s not the first Valencia player to try to control something other than the ball … with disastrous consequences. So let s introduce to you Spain’s gallery of ill-fated — and let’s face it, pretty daft — footballers:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
BTW, since I never heard back from you I'm assuming you're passing?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
shit!
sorry dude
totally forgot to reply. yeah, im passing.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
No worries. Keeping him isn't a bad consolation. ;)
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
What do you know about passing?
That would require you having gone to college.
OH SNAP
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Just joined a Houston Ivy "Plus" Social Club
What a buncha dorks
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Is this like a Lane Bryant thing?
I thought the contract worked out.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Hahaha
Ivy “Plus” means the Ivies and other schools that hold themselves to the same level, I guess…
I didn’t make the list… it includes…
Babson, Barnard, UC Berkeley, Brandeis, Brown, Bryn Mawr, U of Chicago, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Duke, Harvard, Johns Hopkins, MIT, Mt. Holyoke, Northwestern, U of Pennsylvania, Princeton, Richmond, Smith, Stanford, Tufts, Vassar, Washington U, Wellesley, and Yale.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I have never even heard of:
Babson, Barnard, Brandeis, Bryn Mawr, Mt. Holyoke, or Smith.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
I've heard of Babson, Brandeis, Bryn Mawr but not the other ones.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Bryn Mawr does ring a distant bell
I probably just didn’t know that’s how it was spelled.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
I've been told Brandeis is home to the ugliest college girls
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It's where I got my associate's...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Where is it? (too lazy to look it up)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
Bryn Mawr, PA
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
Go figure.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
And I'm lying about getting my associate's there...
With the little googling I did, it’s a women’s liberal arts college.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Heh
Apparently the alma mater of Katherine Hepburn, Edna Krabappel, and Liz Lemon.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
That Ivy League education is doing you right, brotha.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
How do you know?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Tom Hanks?
Yeah, he’s pretty great.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
There is a street in Tyler named that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No Rice?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I think it's included
I thought I saw Rice people, but Rice is more deserving than some of those others.
I think they might not because we’re IN Houston.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I just joined lookin' for some smotties (smart hotties)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
So, pronounced like you're from Boston?
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
That's gotta cause confusion if you are actually from Boston
and just want a delicious candy.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
When can we find out
If we can purchase opening day tickets or not.
That was going to be today right?
That's what I thought.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Just got owned as well.
NO OPENING DAY FOR ME.
by PhilKidIsHero on Feb 22, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Same here................
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 22, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Same here. On both email addresses.
But oh wait…I bought two 10-game plans and still haven’t found anyone to go with me. I feel rejected. =(
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I would totally go with you if I wasn't so far away.
and if my wife didn’t find it weird and get jealous, which let’s be honest, she probably would.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I offered it to Max in my slightly drunken stupor at brunch. He laughed.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Um...hi. I'll bring delicious homebrew disguised in plastic Coke bottles.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I don't think Jamie will like being stuck at home with the kids on Opening Day.
Just you know…pointing that out. But if she’s cool with it, then cool you can have it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Nah
We haven’t missed an Opening Day since we started dating (awwwwwww) so we’re gonna do the last minute Stubhub grab since we live so close
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Wise plan.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Will still bring the Coke bottles... find us!
Oh, and what’s plan for Friday night. Somewhere serving DEBC would be nice to meet at. jls won’t make it until probably the start of the game.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I will probably just stay downtown after work,
so you guys decide and let me know where so I can find you…if you don’t mind me tagging along pre-game.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Twisted Root in Deep Ellum?
I don’t think many people would be willing to drive north along 75 and then head back into downtown for the game.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Good call
Are they serving there now? If not, we can hop over to Angry Dog. I know they’re on there.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
No idea. Haven't been there.
I’m just looking at the blog post on DEBC website of places they say have their beers. Where is WinW when we require this type on info.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
im down
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Someone come pick me up at police hq
That way I can just leave my car here and save on parking….
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
what time?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions
i think i can do that
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
Then who'll bust heads on the highway?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
coo
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
*raises hand*
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Ok. It's yours.
BAM!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
Henk's European Deli sausage/kraut/potatoes
you guys.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That place is awesome.
Try the potato pancakes. Thank me later.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Had some brought back to me, so I didn't get to peruse the actual location.
It’s up there with Kuby’s.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Predator?
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
i'm actually working over here
what the heck?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Does anyone have 3 spare tickets to tonight's Mavs game?
Just found out I have clients in town who wanted to go.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
Sounds like your firm needs to get season tickets.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Lots of partners do have season tix, but they are all already spoken for.
The firm, as a rule, doesn’t buy season tix.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
It is!
I’m encouraging Mike to go to his partners and say, “Get me season tickets. It’s purely for business!”
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Aww shucks.
Had you never posted that, I’m sure that idea would never have crossed his mind.
I’m sure that’s exactly why you posted that.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
stubhub bro.. or the mavs ticket exchange on the website
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, might have to do that.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
How important are the clients?
Those are hard tickets (well should be)
A burden should never be something out of your control.
not that important
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Is Platinum better than the lower bowl?
I don’t go to many Mavs games.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
no
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Platinum
has a wait staff so you don’t have to get up, but that’s about it. The view is decent from there as well.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
So does lower bowl...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
No, but lower bowl are more expensive
And these are in the second row of the platinum level.
I’d probably prefer lower level close, but these are going to be on the swankier deck.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I may jump on these. Those are nice enough, but not too terribly expensive for last minute tix.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
It's the Lakers
So they’re going to be more expensive always.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I can't guarantee they'll be hard tickets
but they aren’t available for download so you’ll have to go pickup.
Warning this listing was for four.
There are some 3 ticket listing available too, check those as well.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
3 ticket listings can lose some value per ticket though
since it’s a weird number to purchase tickets.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Found a 3 ticket listing in Section 112.
Corner section, but should be decent enough.
"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012
by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Love the Platinum level.....
It’s really, really nice….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 22, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
I like the comfy seats and being waited on in the platinum level.
oh, yes, i do.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I think the view is better too
than most lower level seats.
Lower level != Courtside (or first like 3 rows)
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 22, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds like said clients would be better off doing business with a company that can actually plan ahead...
boomroasted
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
like fiesta toyota
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
So, we've done places we want to visit
What countries would you guys NOT want to travel to?
I’d say nowhere in Saharan Africa (Sudan, South Sudan, Chad, Niger, Mali, Mauritania, Western Sahara). Also “no” on Somalia, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and probably not Turkmenistan either.
Anywhere else is fair game.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Haiti definitely (gonna be a decade or more before they recover, yikes...probably just going to get worse)
North Korea and Ethiopia though I’d definitely go to. NK would be a closely supervised tour for Americans, so you probably wouldn’t see much. But still worth it just for the experience.
Ethiopia actually has some very cool stuff to see.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions
For example
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
I think I suffer from a white guilt complex.
All I see when I think of Ethiopia is starving children. I guess giving my tourism money would be as good a way to help them as any…
It wouldn't be anywhere near my top places to visit
but if the opportunity came along, I’d definitely go.
The above-mentioned countries are places I wouldn’t visit under any circumstance for any price.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
I have actually been to Haiti
We were on a Caribbean cruise that stopped there. It was really weird to be on a beach and have a UN soldier walk by with an automatic weapon while drinking a margarita type drink.
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 22, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
I almost applied for a job taking pictures in Afghanistan last year.
Crazy? Certainly, but the potential stories intrigue the documentary enthusiast in me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Lol. The potential shrapnel/bullets in my vital organs discourage the "being alive enthusiast" in me
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
Plus, what the hell is there to see in Afghanistan?
After the Taliban shelled those giant Buddha statues in the mountains, that pretty much put the kibosh on any trace of touristic appeal the country ever had.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
Like I said, it would be more to see the people.
At least, that’s my curiosity.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
My brother volunteered to run the PX stores in Afghanistan during the war.
My mother thought he was crazy being a civilian and volunteering to go to Afghanistan then. He said it was tense at times, but the action wasn’t all that much. Civilians were very limited as to where they could go and what they could do.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
There is an HBO documentary on women in prison over there for "moral crimes" like running away from home.
It was fascinating, to say the least.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well, unless you're with a private firm, the U.S. government wouldn't let you anywhere near
the towns people. At least that was the case then. This was the height of the war, though.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Right. This would have been a photo gig through the government.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
im applying for one in UAE
and some other middle eastern locations
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Bratislava.
i hear their winters can get very depressing.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
I assume this is a EuroTrip reference?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
"Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable."
“If it does not work, you can always hit him with it.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Slovakia actually looks pretty cool
We have a student from Bratislava where I work. Dude looks like an 18th century composer.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
It's barely past 2 and this place is dead.
::headdesk::
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
You should post a teaser about your article you're writing...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Join that club that I'm in too.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
It's already on the Dentoneer website.
God damn my writing has gone downhill since high school. Art students rarely have to write papers and when we do, it’s usually only like 2-3 pages double-spaced.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
did you make this a fanpost?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
err
fanshot
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Nope.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I've never made one actually sooooo...........yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
do it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
done.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
lol
…most of which deal with gettin’ some pitchin’ up in here
Nice work, Moe.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Had to throw something in there for y'all.
Also I was thinking that when the actual season starts of doing a weekly post of gifs from games that week. (As in…IMMA STEAL SHIT FROM THE GAMEDAY THREADS THAT YOU MFERS CREATE.)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I was quoted in the Dentoneer!
Things are going to start happening for me now!
Good work, Moe!
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
When you said that, I had to figure out a way to include it.
Twas too perfect.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I wish I had a dune buggy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 2:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nice job, Moe.
"So did we ever decide if Jews are people or not? "
by jam0152 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
by Suicide Prince on Feb 22, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks, broham!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
Ever seen a girl who is supermodel, Victoria's Secret worthy
then she has one flaw that ruins it?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
toe thumbs
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 2:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
dear lord...
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
what song?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
That's the cover for the Aphex Twin - Windowlicker single.
the video has a 10 minute version, and it’s the freakiest thing you’ll ever watch.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Oh I've seen that video.
Shit’s crazy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
It's a man, man
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Women probably won't think this is all that funny
Guys will lol hard.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
So did the Dominican Republic get fucked up like Haiti got fucked up with that Earthquake a few years back?
Same island… just wondering.
No.
Most of the quake and damage was limited to Haiti.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 22, 2012 2:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Absolutely destroyed the history exam. 149 of 150.
Not including the 5 points he gave to the class because of a bogus question.
Highest grade in the class.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 22, 2012 2:25 PM CST via Android app reply actions
ohwegotabadassoverhere.jpg
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Mike Rowe was near you a few years ago
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 2:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
what.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I am watching dirty jobs
he is installing a billboard in tyler. just thought you should know
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 2:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I probably wasn't even out here yet.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you missed out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 2:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Haven't been in school for 11 years.
First big college exam.
I’m proud as hell.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Feb 22, 2012 2:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
First two sentences indicate
that you care more than others, which gives you distinct advantage.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
xx
We’veGotABadass.jpg
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
YOU GOT ONE WRONG!?
UNACCEPTABLE
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
My pos continuum just got upgraded to 2.2 Froyo
About fucking time, christ almighty.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Feb 22, 2012 2:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Froyo?
Frozen yogurt? Heard Yogurt Story is closed for renovations btw.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
can you not get the world version of gingerbread?
that is what I had to do. my phone didn’t even update to 2.2
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 2:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
How do I get that?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Feb 22, 2012 2:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
what kind of phone do you have?
I will look it up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 2:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Samsung Galaxy S Continuum
Or something
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Feb 22, 2012 2:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
this might work
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
What?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Feb 22, 2012 3:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
x
http://www.batterylife1.com/2011/05/tutorial-upgradeupdate-samsung_4763.html
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
X
So, thanks for nothing Carol. Now, I have to break into ISIS headquarters—in a $900 turtleneck. And if it gets ruined, I’m going to make you drink heavy cream, you … Carol.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I have now seen three episodes of that
I just can’t get into it. I like unsupervised better than archer
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 2:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Speak for yourself
Borscht hater.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Not enough rednecks rednecking in either for my tastes...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Never seen this show .
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
hey you fucks
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
damn right
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 22, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
x
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
x
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7601600/cuba-jose-abreu-migh-best-offensive-weapon-planet
.453 batting average; .597 on-base percentage; .986 slugging percentage. Thirty-three homers and 93 runs batted in … in 212 at-bats.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
...in what is essentially high A
i sent a question to BP about it.
he had a huge EqA as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
x
“The talent pool is so restricted,” said Ben Badler, a writer for Baseball America who follows Serie Nacional. “Guys who, if they left Cuba and tried to sign with a major league team, either wouldn’t get signed or wouldn’t make it out of rookie ball. Some would become solid organizational players. Then you’ve got someone like Jose Abreu, who could step into a major league uniform tomorrow and immediately be an above-average major league player.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Apparently Richard Kiley died of a mysterious bone disease in 99.
Bone diseases scare the piss out of me…
jose canseco is a dumbfuck
what are better odds? me winning the lotto or becomng a MLB DH?
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 2:48 PM CST reply actions
yes, played a nice golf course out there
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Ever stayed out there?
Looking for some sort of nice lodging
A burden should never be something out of your control.
white bluff
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
x
http://www.whitebluffresort.com/
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
where does the tv go?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Priorities, Chrom...
Where do we keep the bowl?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
inside my tray...
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Yes
But always stayed at a friends house. Awesome lake for boating
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 22, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
Witt(less)
Texas is getting a Navy?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You're in law enforcement...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I hear derek holland has a dune buggy.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Saw that too...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh
There’s a Naval Air Station in Grand Prairie. It’s where we do all our high speed driving training
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I was referring to this...
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
About damn time.
Raise the Zavala!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Heh
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
Awesome.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
what is it like being an obviously inferior superhero?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
Better than being you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, at least Aquaman can summon smokin hot mermaids
for deep sea deep throatings.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Nah...
The salt water chafes…
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
"Hey...you better stop that..."
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Trying to decide if I should make the joke I want to make here...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
This is a cartoon representation of the conception of Babytill.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Saw it coming...
Next time don’t ask for permission. But if that’s the case, it means you watched…Fucking pervert.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
The beach sucks.
/BTOs
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
implication
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
family guy sucks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The thing is...
I know you don’t hate it that much, you just don’t like it’s current state.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I guess you could say that
but boy does it suck
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nice
But needs moar Jill Hennessy or Angie Harmon.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
how hard is it to become a magician?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM CST via Android app reply actions
This might replace the Mike E quote in my signature.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
nah. his is funny
mine is serious
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Which, in turn, makes it more funny
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
Are you seriously asking if there is some sort of state certification that is required to become a magician?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
no
I want to know how difficult it is to do awesome magic tricks
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can rip my thumb off my hand.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I said awesome, till
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I can make a quarter appear from behind your ear.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I can pull your nose of your face.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I doubt it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
there is
ask this guy:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
The ease is inversely dependent on how baked the crowd is.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
That's not an inverse relationship. Ease would have to go down in that situation.
Difficulty would have an inverse relationship with OCB (overall crowd bakedness).
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah. You're right.
You know what I meant.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Beat me to it
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
y'all are no help
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
lol
Drew Davison @drewdavison
Mike Napoli on Yu Darvish wanting to learn English from Derek Holland: “Holland can’t even speak good English.”
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
Darvish hanging out with Dutch
is a terrible sitcom waiting to happen.
You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
And would not get a season pass on my tivo...
Which is sad when you consider the pathetic things on my tivo.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I would watch it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'd watch if it had Napoli.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
buying storage lockers
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
though Holland would be like jarrod
he doesn’t have much money
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
And Darvish driving it in a truck across country...
That’d be funny cause you know Darvish isn’t a very good driver.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
fucking racist
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
With Brandi.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And tits McGee from Shipping Wars...
Who I feel is a better piece of ass.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
No doubt.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
but brandi probably would let you put it in her butt
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
There's no probably about it.
I think she would prefer it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
don't speak that way about her
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No...Brandi will only give up the butt if you put a rock on her finger...
Jennifer would just give up the butt cause she loves you and wants you to be happy.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
nah
brandi was a stripper. that means she has to do anal.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I see a lot of flaws in this logic.
First of all it hasn’t been confirmed that she’s a stripper. 2nd, country gals like to take care of their man.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I read another article that jarrod was the floor manager of the strip club
that is how they met
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
isn't your girl a southern girl
she doesn’t let you go to Willy Wonkas
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No my girl is from Cali
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Is that the SW girl's name?
She has a fiance, doesn’t she?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Beats me.
But Brandi is married so I’m not sure how it’s relevant.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I don't think they're actually married.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
True...However they have two kids together and live together.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
she is white trash hot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Next week on Duggin' Out
Jim Belushi as Mike Napoli.
Michael Cera as Derek Holland.
Yu Darvish as…himself.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
perfect rangers
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wouldn't want to hang out with Dutch.
He seems weird.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
he seems stonerish
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Then you guys would get along great!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
not necessarily
he seems like he would get annoying and ruin my high
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"They call them fingers but I never see them fing."
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
why are there no chicken thumbs?!?!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I would party with Dutch.
He seems like a nice guy… probably on the douchey side of nice, but hey… I’m on the prick side of nice.
he is
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
how could you possibly know that?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'll have to save that for the tailgate
I won’t describe the source of that knowledge on the interwebs
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
I know someone who has been around them and says the same thing.
Quite a few Rangers players like to smoke.
"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM
there are a number of rangers
who smoke herb
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Who?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I really couldn't say without potentially compromising the source
which I won’t do on this site, but I wouldn’t imagine this is a stunning revelation in any event
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
I would watch it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
As long as Holland doesn't teach him his Arnold impression
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
I want to move to Alaska
I bet it gets pretty cold though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:31 PM CST via Android app reply actions
You should, it's beautiful
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Yep
Took a cruise up there one year during the spring/summer. It was gorgeous
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 22, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
they talk funny
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Chrom one year later
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
I could fight a wolf
not necessarily win, but it could fight one
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw
by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
z
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/22/2817343/ot-ii-afternoon-evening
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/22/2817343/ot-ii-afternoon-evening
http://www.lonestarball.com/2012/2/22/2817343/ot-ii-afternoon-evening
"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 3:34 PM CST reply actions
Some dude replied to the dentoneer twitter in response to my post with "cobra YU Feliz holland"
So I asked him who would be the fifth. He says, “Feldman.”
::turns head to the side::
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM
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