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OT II afternoon/evening

United States

The United States developed the first atomic weapons during World War II in co-operation with the United Kingdom and Canada as part of the Manhattan Project, out of the fear that Nazi Germany would develop them first. It tested the first nuclear weapon in 1945 ("Trinity"), and remains the only country to have used nuclear weapons against another nation, during the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. It was the first nation to develop the hydrogen bomb, testing an experimental version in 1952 ("Ivy Mike") and a deployable weapon in 1954 ("Castle Bravo"). Throughout the Cold War it continued to modernize and enlarge its nuclear arsenal, but from 1992 on has been involved primarily in a program of Stockpile stewardship.[6][7][8] At its Cold War height, the US nuclear arsenal is estimated to have contained over 32,000 warheads (in 1966).[

9 Soviet Union / Russian Federation

The United Kingdom tested its first nuclear weapon ("Hurricane") in 1952, drawing largely on data gained while collaborating with the United States during the Manhattan Project. The United Kingdom was the third country in the world after the USA and USSR to develop and test a nuclear weapon. Its programme was motivated to have an independent deterrent against the USSR, while also maintaining its status as a great power. It tested its first hydrogen bomb in 1957 (Operation Grapple), making it the third country to do so after the USA and USSR.[11][12] The UK maintained a fleet of V bomber strategic bombers and ballistic missile submarines (SSBNs) equipped with nuclear weapons during the Cold War. It currently maintains a fleet of four 'Vanguard' class ballistic missile submarines equipped with Trident II SLBMs. The British government announced a replacement to the current system to take place between 2007-20

France

France tested its first nuclear weapon in 1960 ("Gerboise Bleue"), based mostly on its owresearch.It was motivated by the Suez Crisis diplomatic tension vis-à-vis both the USSR and the Free World allies United States and United Kingdom. It was also relevant to retain great power status, alongside the United Kingdom, during the post-colonial Cold War (see: Force de frappe).

China

China tested its first nuclear weapon device ("596") in 1964 at the Lop Nur test site. The weapon was developed as a deterrent against both the United States and the Soviet Union. Two years later, China had a fission bomb capable of being put onto a nuclear missile.

India

. The U.S. State Department said it made it "very clear that we will not recognize India as a nuclear-weapon state".[28] The United States is bound by the Hyde Act with India and may cease all cooperation with India if India detonates a nuclear explosive device. The US had further said it is not its intention to assist India in the design, construction or operation of sensitive nuclear technologies through the transfer of dual-use items.[29] In establishing an exemption for India, the Nuclear Suppliers Group reserved the right to consult on any future issues which might trouble it.[30] As of June 2011, India was estimated to have had a stockpile of around 80–100 warheads.[4]

Pakistan

In 2004, the Pakistani metallurgist A.Q. Khan, a key figure in Pakistan's nuclear weapons program, confessed to heading an international black market ring involved in selling nuclear weapons technology. In particular, Khan had been selling gas centrifuge technology to North Korea, Iran, and Libya. Khan denied complicity by the Pakistani government or Army, but this has been called into question by journalists and IAEA officials, and was later contradicted by statements from Khan himself.[32]

North Korea

However, in October 2006, North Korea stated that due to growing intimidation by the USA, it would conduct a nuclear test to confirm its nuclear status. North Korea reported a successful nuclear test on October 9, 2006 (see 2006 North Korean nuclear test). Most U.S. intelligence officials believe that North Korea did, in fact, test a nuclear device due to radioactive isotopes detected by U.S. aircraft; however, most agree that the test was probably only partially successful.[33] The yield may have been less than a kiloton, which is much smaller than the first successful tests of other powers; however, boosted fission weapons may have an unboosted yield in this range, which is sufficient to start deuterium-tritium fusion in the boost gas at the center; the fast neutrons from fusion then ensure a full fission yield. North Korea conducted a second, higher yield test on May 25, 2009 (see 2009 North Korean nuclear test).

Israel

Israel is not a party to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. Israel has pledged not to be the first country to introduce nuclear weapons into the region, but engages in strategic ambiguity by refusing to confirm or deny a nuclear weapons program or arsenal. This policy of "nuclear opacity" has been interpreted as an attempt to get the benefits of deterrence with a minimum political cost.[34] In the late 1960s, Israeli Ambassador to the US Yitzhak Rabin informed the United States State Department that "introducing" nuclear weapons would constitute testing and public declaration, and mere possession would be excluded from the pledge.[35] There is extensive evidence Israel has nuclear weapons or a near-ready nuclear weapons capability. Israel may have tested a nuclear weapon along with South Africa in 1979, but this has never been confirmed, and interpretation of the Vela Incident is controversial. The stated purpose of the Negev Nuclear Research Center near Dimona is to advance basic nuclear science and applied research on nuclear energy.[36] Extensive information about the program in Dimona was disclosed by technician Mordechai Vanunu in 1986.[37][38]

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I really want to know how you work on one of these boats

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:36 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I bet Israel could destroy the entire middle east within seconds

sneaky ninjas.

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

Yep

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 22, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Not ours.

We sold it to them with our foreign aid fair and square.

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

that they have modified and made better

.. or at least some of the aircraft technology

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey have you seen GB around

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

he is pretty cool

and doesn’t have a made up name

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

we are gonna get taco pizza

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Trying to figure out when to get lunch with him. He's a cocksucker.

Want to get lunch instead? You’re in Houston, right?

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Werd.

Free tomorrow?

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, I am actually.

What time?

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Noon works!

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Your choice

I’m up for anything. I’m going to try to be leaning towards moderately healthy, but I don’t have to.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

go to cicis

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Healthy isn't a strong pont of mine.

Ever been to Black Walnut Cafe?

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

No, do you like it?

Seems to have meh Yelp reviews

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I like what I order there,

and it has a wide variety of food including healthy options, but it’s not going to blow your mind or anything.

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

So you're saying he won't kiss it afterwards?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Anywhere else that you absolutely love, healthy aside?

Have you ever had El Tiempo Fajitas?

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

They are good.

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

GB needs to go have them

Just to verify your claim.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I have.

What is his claim? That they are good?

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

That they are the best in the world.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm.

There are lots of good places to get fajitas down here. The best fajitas I ever had were at a friend’s family reunion, so…

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

The best

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Which fajitas do you get there?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Never had the filet fajitas?!

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

Seems weird.

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Will you get them with me tomorrow?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably not those,

but I will go to El Tiempo with you if that’s what you like. I’ve only been twice, and while I thought it was good, I wasn’t blown away to the degree that Houstonians seem to love it.

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Then we'll go somewhere you love

Since I know what I love

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Never been to either

Open to anything

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh,

your home turf or mine [with regard to culture] ?

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Yours

I want some CTM

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Had that last night.

Strongly considered going back for lunch today but got busy. And not in a good way… just a lot of work.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Aite, gotta run.

India’s at noon?

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Works

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

It sounds good.

Go and report back. If I can get GOAT confirmation then I’ll know where to go the next time I’m in Houston.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

It seems like the wrong thing to do to a good filet.

Also, I don’t really want to spend $20+ on lunch.

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Benji will buy you lunch.

Just to prove they are awesome.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Totally going to buy you lunch

If you’ll eat the filet fajitas

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

See!

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't have to

I’ll still do it

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

We're going to El Tiempo

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

UR MOMS

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet GB's mom makes kick ass food.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

The seafood there smells fishy...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

THAT WOULD BE A REALLY LONG LUNCH BREAK

EVEN IF WE USED BENJI’S CHOPPER

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

does she live far?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

UR MOMS IS A REAL PLACE.

IT’S A PLACE IN DENTON.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Your mom lives in Plano.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I heard she also goes to college.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I think his point still stands

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

houston

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I want Israel's PR dept.

They slaughter Christians, tell the US “We don’t want your help”…yet the US and Christians lobby to protect them. That’s magic.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Where does Israel slaughter Christians?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

They don't

Although Christian Lebanese certainly massacred plenty of Palestinians at Sabra and Shatila.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

In fighting the Palestinians in Lebanon

But all throughout their conflicts, there are recorded stories of them mowing down Christians and bulldozing them into mass graves.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Link?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I care less about the stories being recorded and more about them being confirmed.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

This is severely underrated.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 22, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

This is borderline irresponsible, right here

Israel can be faulted for a lot of things. Massacres of Christians is not one of them.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

But they killed Jesus.

heh

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Who was a Jew

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

War causes atrocities, and both the PLO and Israel have committed them

but you gotta provide a link if you’re going to make specific accusations about it.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

got to love how people only think those on the right ever straight up make things up.

sigh. idiot people are idiots. (across the entire spectrum)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yarp.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 22, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

saddam used to feed christians to lions

used to own that copy of the weekly world news

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=45;t=000643;p=1

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

When did this become a right-left thing?

Making provocative, completely undocumented claims is dumb dumb dumb on any point along the politcal scale.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

i agree

people seem to think that it only happens on the right (OBAMA WAS NOT BORN IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!111) because they tend to be more vocal about it

but idiot people are going to be idiots.

(note i said across the spectrum)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Massacre was too strong a word

Killing would be better. I have 2 good buddies who’s families had their towns destroyed in the 40s. They were Christian Palestinians, as we’re most of the townsfolk. Both of their fathers escaped when they were 7 or 8 years old…around there. But there definitely are many accounts of this. The point wasn’t that many Christian Palestinians have killed their share of Jews, too. But it’s baffling that Christians support a country that wants to be left alone, and has committed atrocities against them.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

We shouldn't support Italy, either.

You know, because of the Romans.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Che brutto

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

What?

I’m saying I don’t understand why a group would support another group that clearly doesn’t want their support and that is actively killing (some) of that group.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 5:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Actively?

Your anecdote was from 70 years ago.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Christians are hard to kill.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I suppose he could be from the future.

And this pursuit is still in the planning stages.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

The latest invasion into Lebanon killed Christians too.

I’m just saying that both have been killing each other inthe region for the past 70 years.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

nope.avi

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

There is a difference between killing Christians and targeting Christians specifically so that you can kill them.

If it was the policy of the Israeli Government to seek out and kill Christians, then obviously it wouldn’t make much sense for Christians to support that government.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok. I resign my argument.

Not out of bitterness or sarcasm but out of admission that maybe I don’t know enough about the situation.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 22, 2012 5:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I think that's why people are asking for more information

Because if the Israeli Government is targeting Christians, that’s certainly something I’d like to know about.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

/Mel Gibson

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

sigh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

how many fucks does israel give?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

is it difficult to grow a handlebar?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:38 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Out of like aluminum?

Pretty tough.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

hair

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

what is the vasoline for?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

the fun part

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Someday, I'd like to be able to grow a full beard and moustache...

Someday like, soon… because I’m going to be 30 this year, and I’m losing hope.

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I can

it itches

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I get to that point and the gf tells me I look like a hobo

she doesn’t want to put out for a hobo

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

See, for me, there's the hobo stage that is actually intermediate between the itchy stage and full beard glory.

It’s just long enough to be a beard, but not really filled in and it just makes you look like a wine-o.

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

nah

it is easier to shave it off

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

one that involves wonderful laziness

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

not to me

and my gf seriously doesn’t like facial hair. she doesn’t even like it when I have a goatee

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You should quit going down on her...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

gotta make sure she gets get jollies, bro

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

One of the more awkward moments was when I was in my ladyfriend's dorm with some of her friends and I was helping one of said friends with her computer...

and one of them, absent of my involvement in whatever they were talking about said, “I can’t even imagine a guy going down on me with a beard.” I looked up from the computer to the sight of like five ladies slowly turning their heads toward me.

by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 22, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

and stuck your tongue out seductively, right?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I bet he had a tongue ring.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

that lit up

and possibly vibrated

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that is awesome

I am currently clean shaven

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I thought not shaving was the whole point of growing a beard.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to see how many pencils I could put in my beard

during law school classes, good times

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

not too deep of a voice

yes on the accent

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i do

i got stopped in addison last weekend and asked where i was from by 2 black dudes working @ jersey mikes.

didnt realize it was that thick i guess?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

with so many members in college

surprised to see so few doubles and twins

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 3:40 PM CST reply actions  

I should have bought a king last time around.

The queen is big enough for sleeping, I guess, but we still wage a war for the center every night.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm an edge sleeper, myself

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Same

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

same here....wife gets 3/4 of the queen, I get the edge

altho thats all I would use.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 22, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

We have a permanent ridge in the middle of our king

We are both edge sleepers, but if I even creep towards the middle, I get popped. I snore too, so I’m required to sleep facing away from the middle.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife and I have a sleep number bed with dual air chambers.

In the middle, there is a foam ridge, so we have no choice but to stay on our own sides.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I move around

gf hates it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Mike Rowe has to have the worst tv gig ever

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:42 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Nah

His camera men do

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

I could see that

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He took them all out on a cruise for an episode a while back

Never seen it, but he does do a lot for them. This season has really sucked though. Guess they’re really running out of jobs.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

I have noticed a shift to not doing dirty jobs. seems like he now does more dangerous ones. I think the biggest problem was them doing three an episode the first season

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's a pretty interesting guy I'd like to drink a beer with.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

he seems like he would be cool

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ladies dig him

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

do they?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

totes

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife does

She says it’s not his looks, but his humor and voice. And all the women on the show try to flirt with him

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Used to be a professional opera singer.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

and a QVC host

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

And you know he's got some fucking hilarious stories.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he the one

that has the story about selling a ceramic nun on his tryout for QVC, and basically he bobbled it and ended up holding it upside down for the camera with the habit hanging over its head?

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I might be too.

Dude’s got a lot going for him.

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Arrogant people rock

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

not really

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Aww Chrom :(

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

truth hurts, bro

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

But you don't hate me

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

love you

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

<3

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

my wife texted me " Love u Face !"

I had to do a double take…..damn LSB.

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 22, 2012 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

x

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 22, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I have been trying to give up alcohol.

it has been rough

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

health

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Good reason.

I can’t imagine that’s easy, even if it is for health.

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

same reason why I have been trying to quit smoking

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

speaking of this has anyone here tried that Sam Adams beer that is 25% ABV

I had never even heard of it until this weekend

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/01/sam-adams-utopia-rare-150_n_374997.html

http://blogcritics.org/tastes/article/samuel-adams-brews-the-worlds-strongest/

at $150 for 24oz, I’m looking at you Benji

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Saw this in a cooler in a bar in Philly

$120 for a 12oz.

They have another one called Tactical Nuclear Penguin or somesuch

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

ive had some of their not crazy ass beers pretty damn good

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 22, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Really

I had one, Dogma i think and wasn’t too impressed considering it’s price. May have to try more.

Hoping SN Bigfoot 2012 is out tonight. Mrs. Witt is getting her haircut near the Central Market in Dallas and then stopping in to buy me a case if they have it.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Now I love love love love love love love beer

but there’s no way in hell I’m paying $120 for 12oz of it.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 22, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

jesus

82 proof beer, fucking wow

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

or vodka etc.

just crazy

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I've had their Triple Bock which is about 18%

It’s not very good. I’ve always wanted to try Utopias, but the sticker shock is a bit much.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I have not. Sounds pretty awesome.

The most expensive beer experience I’ve ever had was a bottle of Old Rasputin Imperial Stout Vintage. I don’t remember which vintage it was, but it was around $50 for the bottle. It was a large format, so it was a beer and a half. So smooth, you guys.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I've only had it once, but I liked it.

I love their Red Seal and Scrimshaw. Very drinkable beers.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

$150 for 24 oz?

Heck no

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I would too

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh, they passed on a delicious Genny Cream Ale.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to start a blog

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:47 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Baseball related?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

If Cowboy33 can do it, anyone can.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 22, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

He has a blog?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, and it's about as bad as you would expect.

http://cowboysbaseball.blogspot.com/

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

He's my hero.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't wait till next time

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Gonna be hard to top the " Forever Young " double-quotes orgy.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

if anyone can top it

lee can

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Magic-related.

With a sidebar on mustaches.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I would like to be a contributor on said blog.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

sweet

lets do this

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

If bigtill gets to contribute, then I should as well

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

everybody can

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

well not everyone

that would be too many

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

as would I

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

This would be the mindless ramblings on shit that people just don't give a fuck about.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

so it would be a blog...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I would like my first entry to be...

“Bigtill reviews this weeks episode of American Chopper”

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

American Chopper sucks

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

heh...

zackly

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I would like to contribute

“Life as a sports fan with no cable, and only gets the internet at work.”

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 22, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

"Bigtill goes to the theater to watch Star Wars: Episode One in 3D"

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 22, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

with an interview with jar jar

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

"bigtill watches the LOTR trilogy"

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

hey, bro

other people have to blog too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah but you would actually be enthusiastic about that stupid shit...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate LOTR

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh I thought you hated harry Potter

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

no

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

that is the one thing I nerd out on amd I don't know why

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Things Adam has also never done or ever wanted to do, for 500

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:01 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

My wife told me I couldnt bring our 3 year old daughter (and budding Star Wars nerd)

to see Ep. I in 3D.

I was sad.

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I was at Babies R Us yesterday...

I wanted to destroy the fucking Star Wars section. Meanwhile a fucking bucket of Lincoln Logs sits on the shelf collecting dust.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

babytill is gonna be a harry potter fan

team gryffindor!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Is gryffindor cool?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as he doesn't want to be in Hufflepuff you should be okay

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds gay.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Whatever

“Hufflepuff, muthafucka!”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

who would honestly want to be a hufflepuff?

it goes gryffindor, slytherin, then maybe ravenclaw

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hufflepuff for life, muthafuckas (not sure if you can see the badge)

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

why on earth would you want to be a hufflepuff?

name one good character that was a hufflepuff

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Fo realz.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Cedric?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck cedric

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

He was the only talented one I could think of

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no idea what any of this means

This pic is from Harry Potter night at the bookstore (Book 7 release). We were told to wear a costume.

I had no fuckin’ idea, so I came as the Wizard Ninja. Told all the little kids it was a character from Book 8, which you could only get if you were a member of the Super Secret Harry Potter Fan Club.

They handed out badges at the door.

Hufflepuff, muthafuckers.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Have you not read the books?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

Nor seen the movies.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Because of the discussion taking place directly above

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

oh noes

someone might think you are a nerd

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am an unrepentant nerd (look at that photo, for fuck's sake)

I love Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, and all manner of videogames.

Harry Potter is still lame.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

how could you possibly know without seeing the movies or reading the books?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i'm going to side w/ Chrom

WTF Wildcat?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 22, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Wizards, magic, words like Hufflepuff, Gryffindor,

Snape, Hogwarts, etc = yawn.

Just not my cup o’ gravy.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

but lotr grabs your attention

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah the only person who is right on this board is me...

They all fucking suck and not one is better than the other.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

that is just not true

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:50 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The sooner you accept this the better.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I will not accept it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I thought it was lame until I started reading the books.

Maybe you should try it.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

It just doesn't appeal to me, guys

Not really my thing. LOTR, a couple of the Narnia books, and the Song of Ice and Fire series are the only fantasy books I’ve read.

I’m much more into sci-fi than anything to do with magic.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Sci Fi and magic are pretty much the same thing...

Made up fantasy. I don’t see how one can be any less or more appealing than the other.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Hard sci-fi is centered around real science

Stuff like Star Wars (with the Force) certainly is just like magic, but other genres (like cyberpunk) are entirely plausible and much more enjoyable, if you ask me.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

What's cyberpunk?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Internet sex with hair dye

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

William Gibson, Philip K. Dick

Stuff like Blade Runner or The Matrix or Deus Ex.

Sci-fi meets film noir.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

hp is the only one of them I have gotten into

I am usually not into fantasy. I am really not into sci fi. the last star trek movie was ok I guess

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I like Star Trek for the same reason

I like the Patrick O’Brien (Master and Commander) novels. They’re basically nautical adventure books/movies in space.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

*O'Brian

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

perhaps it's me

but i dont think id want to be associate myself with anything named ‘hufflepuff’

by studcrackers on Feb 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

You should read the books at least

Sort of unrelated. I finished Storm of Swords a couple days ago. So is R’hllor the true religion or something? How do they keep reviving all these people?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

R'hllor is another god they pray to

magic schultzy magic

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Hard to say at this point

Martin tends to write from the perspective of whoever is narrating.

So what one character interprets as magical might wind up being something far easier to explain. Hard to imagine Beric Dondarrion being anything other than magical though, or a few other characters who show up later.

I do think the series begins to suffer as more magical stuff starts happening.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Really surprised me when Catelyn made another appearance

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Careful, people around here get pissed about the SOIAF spoilers

But yeah, didn’t see that one coming at all.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Let them be mad

Not sure if I am a fan of it though

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I prefer the series as just a bunch of families killing each other

The magic stuff makes it a lot more ordinary, in my opinion.

Unfortunately, the further in to the series you go, the more far-out it goes with the magical/supernatural. But at least there seems to be an explanation for it all.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s because of the dragons coming back right?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 22, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No

Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, then Hufflepuff

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

it is the one harry and the gang are in...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Your kid can enjoy both

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

no one likes star wars and Abraham Lincoln.

its science, bro

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Star wars, star trek, star anything, lord

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Lord of the rings, Harry potter, All that..

Never watching it, ever

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't know man...

I loved the new Star Trek movie.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

twas very solid

can’t wait for the next one

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 22, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a personal mission to go through life without seeing any of those.

Oh, and twilight for obvious reasons. Not even for pussy.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

when we bake

we are watching harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No, we're finding Loblaw

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

dvd player in the truck, bro

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh you fancy

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

it was a gift

I never use it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

First time for everything

… Everything

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Then we can bring liltill

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

one of you are gonna have to ride bitch then

and strap liltill to the roof

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Just make room for his swing...

Fucker loves that thing.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

/Lamar Odom

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 22, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess we could put it in the bed

I have straps

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Perfect.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll bring my ocelot to keep him company

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

you have an ocelot?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Don't worry about these things

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I will not transport wild animals across state lines

I am not a criminal

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Fine, I'll bring my dog, you funsucker

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

good

I will bring the pot. till does not seem to be contributing anything

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Typical

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

we are gonna pick you up, too

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Cool

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Fucking right

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The only thing I can bring is a baby and what you're trying not to consume anymore.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I will let it slide

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well, he is bringing liltill

But that has yet to be determined as good or bad

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

He's a pretty cool dude...

(everybody says that about their lame ass kids.)

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm bigger than BT, so he's riding bitch.

HOLD ON LILBUDDYTILL

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I feel the same way about Starbucks...

Never had it. And am making it a point to never try it in my life.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

neither have I

but I don’t like coffee

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yup.

But it won’t be hard for me, I hate coffee

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

This is how I feel about the Matrix.

You must have the most delicious ballsack shavings. - Suicide Prince 2/16/12

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

never seen it

I have no desire to see keanu going “whoa… matrix”

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh yes...

Another trilogy that can go fuck itself.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Never seen it

Add this to the list

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

CAUSE WE

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE CAN HAVE

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh.

We are quite the trio

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It's for his own good

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:00 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

her?

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Same thing, kids are kinda just things to me at this point of my life

Congrats retroactively dated to ~3 years ago, though!

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

haha thanks

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by cmkelly29 on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds right up my alley, bub.

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So I just found out that Patrice O'Neal is dead...

and has been since November.

How did I miss this?

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by cmkelly29 on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

On a related note,

I just watched the Charlie Sheen roast the other night, and everyone kept making “Patrice O’Neal is about to lose a foot and die due to his diabeetus” jokes. And then he died.

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

black deaths don't get covered quite like white ones.

Exception: Whitney (Cocaine) and MJ (Turned white/molested white chirrens)

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

hahaha

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by cmkelly29 on Feb 22, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

it would be dubbed

“Tyler Perry’s – Tyler Perry dies”

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by cmkelly29 on Feb 22, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

or "Tyler Perry's Madea Goes To Hell"

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by cmkelly29 on Feb 22, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Tyler Perry's Madea Dies Too "Forever" Young

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 3:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

"Tyler Perrys black people at a funeral"

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:56 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Tyler Perry's Black People

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

have you seen his shows?

turrible

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

gawd awful

The worst, ever

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 3:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

you're both fucking racist.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I love Mexicans

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I get a pass

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Tyler Perry's Madea Makes a Move About the Making of Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry movies"

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by cmkelly29 on Feb 22, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I would see this

I will take the gf so they have to let me in

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Must be nice having a free pass to honorary blackness/street cred

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

it is quite nice

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

HALLELUJERR

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 3:54 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I hate him so much

banking it tho. So many morons out there.

by sprite on Feb 22, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

you dont pay attention?

did you even hear about the stroke like a month before his death?

by studcrackers on Feb 22, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Posting this again....

Some dude replied to the dentoneer twitter in response to my post with “cobra YU Feliz holland”
So I asked him who would be the fifth. He says, "Feldman."

::turns head to the side::

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 3:56 PM CST reply actions  

Feldmania is contagious.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone have that picture of Schoolly on hand? I want to tweet it to this guy.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

how do you forget this guy?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to a hockey game with Schooly on Saturday.

I better not catch the Feldmania.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 22, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

You're gonna catch a couple inches of pain.

/Whitlock

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So I had better not sit between you two at the hockey game.

Got it.

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by crazy86er on Feb 22, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

y'all are gonna get the q tip in your penis

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 22, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

general tsaos chicken

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

mmmm

also, peanut chicken.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Sesame chicken. Hot & Sour soup. Noodles. Spicy shrimp. mfw

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 22, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

What exactly is the dude in the hat doing?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 22, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

handy

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Providing the cherry on top of the amazing dinner.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 22, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

4:05...

too early to start shutting windows and saving work?

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM CST reply actions  

Not if you take a 5 minute break after each action.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Day just got way better.

Leaving for a cruise on Saturday. Just got a call from my travel agent and we’ve been upgraded to the second largest suite on board. No reason why…I’m just that awesome, I guess.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 4:08 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck on every horizontal surface.

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I hope no one is planking on this cruise.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 22, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Even better

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Unless it's a hot woman.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

EVEN BETTER

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That's the new plan.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

only question

are you Data or Riker?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

/which one is your wife?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Data.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Worf.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 22, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

why does he have a ridge on his head

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not Trekkie

but I’m going go with “because all of his kind have ridges on their heads”.

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

i want some ecological answers here.

mating? defense? catch prey? what made them evolve a scalp mohawk? aerodynamics?

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

x
In the year 2154, the Klingons gained access to the genetic material of Human Augments and tried to adapt this genetic engineering to improve themselves. The test subjects did gain increased strength and intelligence, but then their neural pathways started to degrade and they died in agony. One of the subjects suffered from the Levodian flu, which was modified by the Augment DNA to become a fatal, airborne, mutagenic plague that spread rampantly among the Empire, from world to world. In the first stage of this plague, Klingons lost the ridges on their foreheads and began to look more Human. With the help of a Klingon scientist named Antaak, Dr. Phlox of the Earth starship Enterprise was able to formulate a cure that halted the genetic effects of the virus in the first stage. This retained the changes in appearance along with some minor neural re-ordering. The neural ordering caused changes in the emotional make up of the Klingons. For example, the infected started to feel fear. Even though the infected did not develop any stage-two characteristics, such as enhanced strength, speed, or endurance they did not die from it. This left millions of Klingons changed. These alterations were even passed on to their children. (ENT: “Affliction”, “Divergence”) From the 2270s onwards, Klingons encountered by the Federation had their forehead ridges restored. (Star Trek: The Motion Picture)

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

tl;fn

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This explains a super-shitty episode of Enterprise

that basically tried to explain why TOS Klingons didn’t have ridges and TNG+ Klingons did.

It was shitty and stupid.

Klingons are just hard-ridged forehead peeps.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I know.

He didn’t find that an acceptable answer, so I wiki’d it.

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

But that doesn't explain why they have ridges, all I'm saying.

I’m misplacing my anger over that Enterprise episode on your post :)

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

this is a bit right?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Tell her you upgraded for her...

Next stop anal.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

i think i saw this episode of king of queens

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I would put it in leah reminis chocolate factory

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

she started to look rough

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

She will always be Stacy Karose to me.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

infuckingdeed

I wanted to do her under the volleyball nets. she would have been totally into my 8 year old penis

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

At the luau. Wasn't she wearing a grass skirt and a bikini top?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

girls love funny guys, right?

right?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

/ForeverAlone

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 22, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely.

Especially overweight 40 year olds who still drive for UPS.

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

but he is funny!

no way she would leave him for one of those lawyers she is working for

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

*IPS

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

They make decent money and have great benefits.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

but there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of upward movement

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

deacon and doug were co-directors for that one epidode

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 22, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Jim Belushi waves

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Don't you insult my sense of humor by comparing it to Kevin James.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

???

Profit!

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

This might work...

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Go to hell OSU internet

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:13 PM CST reply actions  

Careful, you will upset certain people

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

that is not nice

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It has kicked me off the internet and erased the homework I was working on several times today

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what happens when you

choose a 3rd rate school.

/benji

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 22, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Since when do the Quakers have Internet?

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

They have Whartonnet.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 22, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Aw. How cute

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah right

Like we share with the non-Wharton kids at Penn

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Top 1-2%'d

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Wharton is the top 1-2% of the top 1-2% Penn

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh look at this guy

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by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah well it is

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Wharton has 2300 students per Wiki

And Penn has ~20,000

The top 2% of the top 2% of 20,000 is 8 students.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

benji just got math'd

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not necessarily

He could mean that all 2300 students are at that level.

I’m just commenting on how small a figure that is.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

I had no fucking clue that this was the breakdown.

Now I do know.

Helpful.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't be mad.

That wasn’t my intent. I had no idea what their enrollment figures were… thought it was interesting to actually show it.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I like that this happens when I'm not here

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

this monster sounds like Hugh Laurie

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:22 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

So

As a fellow employee, I feel a bit bad that one of my co-workers was just let go.

But as the QA person who had to write up and fix her mistakes, it’s gonna make my job a bit easier.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 22, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

Whoa, did Conjunction have a kid, too?

He just posted a newborn pic on his facebook that says “New bebe”

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

New sister

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

my buddies kid calls his mom bebe

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Worley - sent you an e-mail.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:31 PM CST reply actions  

I'm willing to bet he'll be alerted somehow so this isn't needed.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

He reminded me on here

so I am letting him know on here

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I SCOFF AT YOU SMALLER THAN KING BEDDED FOOLS

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:32 PM CST reply actions  

high five

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

DO YOU SIESTA IN LESS THAN 72 x 78 dimensions?!

THEN YOU ARE SCOFFED AT!

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I sleep on an island in the best climate in the United States complete with ocean view.

Your argument is invalid and my queen works just fine.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I have a queen

it seems fine

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well, until you do, your argument is invalid.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Dammit.

Logic’d

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Anybody ever worn a vibrating cock ring?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

....THE FUCK?!?!?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm guessing you haven't.

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

has anyone ever worn a vibrating cock ring

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yup

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That makes two of us

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Sometimes you get drunk in New Orleans during Mardi Gras

And stumble into a hustler store with some slut and things happen.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, I use them sober

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

That was my only experience.

Related: I have a tattoo from that evening too. I shouldn’t drink heavily

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

They are not uncommon things.

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

He's asking if you've worn a cock around your ring that vibrates.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I laughed

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I have not

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not a vibrating one

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Look, I've been in NYC and the OT threads have been slow

Had to make up for lost time.

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta dry it out then risk popping it and leaving a scar

Otherwise get a good facial cleanser and make sure your face has zero oil on it for a while.

I’ve never tried the spot remover stuff, but if I was going to try one, it’d be the Proactiv acne spot treatment thing

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

My typical formula is to pop it immediately then cut it off with a razor when I shave

Blood everywhere

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That's a terrible idea

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't do it on purpose

Have to shave daily sucks

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Great advice.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought so

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Is it red, painful, bump? or have a defined head?

Because if it’s a red painful bump, it’s oil under the skin and trying to remove it at that point is going to damage your face something good

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’d hit up some spot treatment.

Just wash your face with a facial wash that isn’t soap at least 2x a day. I usually do 3x, morning, noon, night. Keeps things golden

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Which do you use?

I use their facial wash, but I prefer bar soap, so I use a different brand bar soap.

I use their shaving foam too with my brush.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

yah facial wash

shaving foam, and a face buff that I use before shaving.

I had a different kind of shaving product of theirs but I decided I like the foam better.

by Dirk Diggler on Feb 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes to all 3

the buff works really well. It helps loosen up ingrown hairs. Highly recommend

by Dirk Diggler on Feb 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to grab some.

They are Texas-based, btw.

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Their distribution center is like 5 minutes from my house in Carrolton

by Dirk Diggler on Feb 22, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish I was their spokesperson.

Love their stuff. Just bought some of the buff.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't fall for the sales pitch, dude.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 22, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

It has an interesting numbing effect

Could be good or bad, depending on the user, lol.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

What's the statistic?

Something like 75% of women can’t get an orgasm from intercourse alone?

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's the article...
About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone… And 10 to 15 percent never climax under any circumstances.

LINK

Sucks for women.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

But those 10-15% that can get off from intercourse by itself

Solid fucking gold.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I meant 25%.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

And yet every porn star has an orgasm in every scene ever.

Selection bias, or just great acting?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife does too

Same question applies I guess

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Your wife is a porn star.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Negative

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

If A=B and B=C,

then A=C. Transitive property.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Didn’t like it. She could take it or leave it. We left it

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

in her?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell yeah man

Screw it, I can get off to a handy, if it takes more for her, I’m all for it.

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 22, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

And it genuinely take the female counterpart more than us, lol.

Whatever I can do.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Leftwich, remind me to bring the Benn bobblehead on Friday.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

I had tickets to that game...

Had a kid instead…

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

That was your first mistake

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 4:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

How so?

We got a kick ass kid for the find Loblaw roadtrip.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

he is gonna teach your kid the glory of dadboner

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Good point.

Retracted.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 5:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

dallas looked fucking awesome last night....

after looking so shitty after the first 10-15 games of the season

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Easy to do against the 13th ranked team in the East...

I remain unconvinced.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Way too many exclamation points

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

no

it was just the right amount. I calculated it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

'OCKEY

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 5:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

okkkkk

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

What would his pay be at if we did?

Any estimates?

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

I’d honestly rather sign him to a one year deal than a multi-year, but I don’t know if I want him around at all.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

He isn't as good as he was 2 years ago,

but I think he’s probably better than he was last year. $9M is too much, but since it doesn’t commit long-term money…

OurDailyBears.com

by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's my thinking on it.

It’s almost like an expensive one year play to figure out if he will continue to be mediocre or not.

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I think we know that he's not too far from mediocre (above or below)

but this team has too many holes to toss aside mediocre players.

OurDailyBears.com

by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Now I haz a sad.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

That's why the Finnegan/DeCastro thing doesn't make quite as much sense

Those are the sort of moves a team that is close to competing for a championship makes. This team has lots of holes on defense and on the OL.

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

QB

/Not Serious, just trollin

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Are they finally gonna start Jon Kitna?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

But that's impossibly low on the priority list.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure.

Let’s just say I’m not sold on McGee as anything other than a backup, so…

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually a 2nd and a 3rd.

Since McGee is dogshit.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

It's because he went to A&M

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

More specifically,

it’s because he didn’t throw at A&M.

OurDailyBears.com

by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Even more specifically

It’s because he fucking sucks.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

And now you had to ruin it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

SO MEAN AQUA

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Jobu and I talked about you over drinks

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I CAN'T FIND MY RIGHT HAND!

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

That's cool.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Worst date you've ever been on?

I had a girl throw up on her plate at dinner, then try to give me a kiss as I dropped her off. Also, she was about as interesting as reading the dictionary.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 5:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

ask josh lueke

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 5:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

These were fuck dates..

But i’ve had multiple girls try to kiss me after giving me a BJ. Completely ruins the momentum.

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 22, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

zackly

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Si

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 5:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm not really sure what kind of momentum you need...

Are you talking tried to kiss you post ejaculation? Or were just suckin and decided to move to the real thing?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

So you don't want a single kiss while going to pound town if a woman has essed your dee?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

No

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't tell me what to do.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

you guys should just have sex

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Nah...

I’d never fuck a bloggingtheboys poster.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought you were the blogging the boys poster

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I would assume so

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No...

TLTQ is a callous lover, won’t even kiss me after sucking my dick.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

but I bet he sucks a mean dick

it is probably worth it

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Bet he makes a mean fucking sandwich too...

You’re probably right.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

only the best

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:24 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

man dates and facial wash talk

I don’t normally throw this word around, so I don’t feel bad about using it here. Benji sure did gay up this thread.

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 5:21 PM CST reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I sure do pretty well with ladyfolk to be a gayin' up the thread kinda guy.

Maybe you’re just behind the curve, brah.

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

jam's married, bro.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

So?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

No, you're right.

I certainly am behind in the using men’s cosmetics and layin single ladies games.

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

I think I’ll just fail that test, then.

by jam0152 on Feb 22, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

they taught it at wharton?

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:25 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

there should not be a ?

I got distracted

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't know man...

TLTQ wants to have sex with me…So there’s that.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

z
BigTill would be the girl, for sure.

That obviously means you would like to have sex with me and be the “man” of the sex. I’m not sure what that means though, since when having hetero sex, both parties are still getting laid, regardless of gender.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Nevermind I figured it out...

Being “the girl” means I’ll be disappointed in your size as well as stamina. Fair enough.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Makes sense.

With the proliferation of male flight attendants.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I miss the word stewardess.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

cockpit...

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:27 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Because male flight attendants use the elite lounges

Hahahahahahahahah

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Do pilots?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh.

Never mind then.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

!
Billy (Newark)
Does Deron Williams leave NJ this summer?

Chad Ford
Probably. The only scenario where he doesn’t is if the Nets swing a deal for Dwight Howard at the trade deadline. At that point, I think Williams hangs around. If that doesn’t happen, I think Williams will join Dwight Howard (assuming he’s not traded to the Lakers in March) in Dallas next summer. Lots of signals pointing to this being the preferred outcome for both players.

by octoberty on Feb 22, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions  

I don't know.

Because it’s not guaranteed he won’t test FA? They have to be assured of him staying to part with Bynum.

by octoberty on Feb 22, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

And if you're Deron?

Isn’t that enticing?

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by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Still Kobe's team until he retires, which may be the next couple of years.

How much do you want to be in LA after he’s gone? Or with him there?

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

So would Deron with Dirk.

And I imagine Dirk is a lot easier to get along with. He’s also in your home town.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

So give me your hypothetical 12 man roster

With Howard and Deron on the Mavs

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

We'd only be keeping like 3 players total to make it happen

To get to 12 you’d need several vets at the minimum that are impossible to guess.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

That said, I bet Kidd would stick around for another year.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

That's fine.

You can use a placeholder for minimum vet.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

There is no way to predict that.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I have faith in Ty

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Which one?

Because I don’t think Howard wants the Shaq parallels there.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Do want.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

DON'T TEASE ME, CHAD.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

put a shirt on

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Kenny Powers' new minor league team...

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 5:28 PM CST reply actions  

I need a nap.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
"ive always wanted to try nolan ryan's beef" --studcrackers on Feb 10, 2012 2:36 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 22, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

Aqua/GB, it's a little late but Baylor meets TxState @ the Dell Diamond

an hour from now

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

Sic 'em.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks, I'm excited about it.

Just need someone to help cover recruiting now.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

That Francis guy seems worthless

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Heard Baylor dominated TCU yesterday.

Who was the pitcher?

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 22, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Bullpen start for Baylor.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

STEPHEN MALKMUS (ex-Pavement) tonite in Austin, outside

Not crazy about the last couple albums, but he’s one of my guitar heroes …

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

<3 Pavement

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 22, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 22, 2012 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 22, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Underrated film.

(not really, I just have a lot of nostalgia for The Ewok Adventure)

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

You dudes/dudettes ever tried the buffet at Ali Baba?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

Impressive range to hit from where you're sitting.

The Little Schoollys that result will be fine, indeed.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes is an asswhip.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 22, 2012 5:39 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Who'sat?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

This whole "job" thing is taking way too much of your time.

We hardly see you anymore.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

/Pours some honey on the ground for Closure

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not facebook friends with him.

I’m only FB friends with one person on this site.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, k.

I clicked through and his new chick’s first post was about eHarmony working.

OurDailyBears.com

by Prashanth Francis on Feb 22, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Right on.

Good for him.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Im starting to get caught up..

Should be around more.

But I gotta be honest..LSB’n from the phone just ain’t the same.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 22, 2012 5:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Truf

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you change names?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Hooray

http://awkwardstockphotos.com/

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

What is this I don't even...

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I would...

The skirt does something for me.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I would let her milk me IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 22, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

DO YOU MEAN LETTING HER STROKE YOUR PENIS UNTIL SEMEN COMES OUT?

CAUSE THAT’S WHAT I THINK YOU MEAN

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 22, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but would you kiss her afterwards?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 22, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

She would have to move the headset.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 22, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

Leave it on.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 22, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

And we wonder why women don't like LSB...

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think anyone really wonders.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Kudos to moe for putting up with us.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

we have to put up with her, too ... :-)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

It's fun to pretend.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder how we got lucky enough to keep a few around.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

saw these ridiculous paper towels @ H.E.B.

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

slow clap

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 22, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

You put it on a tee, bro.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

recced the fuck outta dat

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Well done....

I applaud you, sir…..

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

"And when Josh leaves, The Window closes." JW 2-9-12

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 22, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 22, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Would purchase.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

BMT wants to cook me dinner tonight...

I’m drawing a blank as far as what I want.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

Chicken parm

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean for dinner, right?

Because I thought you said earlier the answer to this question is always “anal.”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Well...yeah...

The answer is always anal but I don’t wanna eat that.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

amd that is why you will never get some

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Probably.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Steak and a BJ.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Man...

My favorite foods are the ones I cook myself. Not knocking her cooking, I just like cooking too.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a few things that I can cook/make way better than my wife.

Steak, bacon and eggs, pancakes, grilled cheese sandwiches, regular sandwiches. On everything else, she wins.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Same here...

Some of my favorite things are things I perfected in bachelorhood.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

food

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 5:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Chili

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 22, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That Ranger prospect thread... got kinda AWESOME there at the end.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 22, 2012 5:46 PM CST reply actions  

Which one?

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I meant Community Ranger ranking.

It’s usually prospect rankings, hence the slip.

Lots of hot sports opinions.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 22, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Anything interesting in this thread?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 22, 2012 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

Yes

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

What interesting things are in this thread?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Feb 22, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Burger talk...

There’s a chili argument. Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Vibrating cock ring talk.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Benji's cock ring.

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Pass

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by JDT217 on Feb 22, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

x

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 22, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Alot.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Pancho's

What-in-the-fuck possessed me to eat there on the way home?
Fucking. Awful.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

I did that the other day.

I loved it. Made me feel like a 10-year old all over again. Clearly the food is average, at best.

"You'll be able to grow a beard in a couple days now" -- Mike E 2/1/2012

by Mike the Grate on Feb 22, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I want Cici's so bad

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by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

taco pizza...

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"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 6:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Not even average, awful

Maybe it varies from location to location. I do not remember it being this awful though.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 22, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

drugs

only possible answer

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 6:00 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

RAISE THE FLAG, RAISE THE FLAG.

ARE YOU READY FOR A LITTLE MORE PANCHOS.

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by Aqua on Feb 22, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey man...

Do they still play the Mazzio’s Quesapizza commercial in Tyler?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Now I have that song in my head.

Asshole.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 22, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Kevin Millar..

Ugh.

Mlb channel sucks.

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Feb 22, 2012 6:18 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Who are you?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

He is a regular

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Who changed his name

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

He did

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

From what

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

tagdontweet

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

its actually ryin a

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I like how you gave that no time at all

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 7:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Trouble in paradise? Pujols doesn't like being called "El Hombre" in Angels' marketing campaign...

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/stan-musial-not-time-albert-pujols-finally-accept-222755742.html

"Like I say, I haven’t talked to (the Angels), but I prefer not to use (El Hombre)," Pujols said Wednesday. […]
“I still have the same respect for [Musial] as I had, not just for what he’s done in baseball but for what he did for his country […] That’s something you have to appreciate.”

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 22, 2012 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

Anyone else monitor their BP here?

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

I monitor my big penis every day of my life, sir.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Bedlam basketball

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:02 PM CST reply actions  

Is one sided.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Good lord

Score

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

NOT IN MY HOUSE!!!!

-you

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It's true in basketball

People don’t score on me

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Pathetic

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

don't think that way, bro

have happy thoughts

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 7:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

These are getting old.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

They were old a week ago

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

COMIC SANS

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

This one is really dumb

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

k

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine did today.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

I bounce back and forth… I can almost talk myself into it, but for fantasy purposes the lesser piece scares me. And with the age of most of my guys I think I want to push harder for 2012.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it makes as much sense for you if you weren't going to end up with Pujols

but with Pujols coming, I think this deal helps you in 2012 and in the future.

by sprite on Feb 22, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Dammit Page pass the damn ball

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

Of course Markel gets hurt

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

Megan?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Markel Brown

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I am glad I did not go to this game

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:31 PM CST reply actions  

Basketball is pretty boring mang...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Cue Chrom in 3,2,1...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

HOCKEY!!!!

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 7:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

boring

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 7:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

This reminds me of that time I convinced the majority of this board that the goalie died after this...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Majority?

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

A large amount?

Ok just a couple. Fuck you and your facts, match…

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

This hostility is why TLTQ doesn't want to have sex with you.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 22, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Crazies are the best lay, bro...

His loss.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I am not a huge fan of star wars

that does nothing for me. I also can not see the image

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 7:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That's a damn shame too...

cause the one bhill posted is even better.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

tallest midget

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 7:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

nah

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 7:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

You are wrong

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

You are...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:32 PM CST reply actions  

Somebody get this guy laid.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Why does this team play so much worse away from home?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

z

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 22, 2012 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

oh, be nice

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 7:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Comin' though I'll be a few minutes.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 22, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

We are not going to score more than 15 this half

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

At least y'all are trying hard or something..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't even say that

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm not even watching.. I thought I'd give the benefit of the doubt

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

They scored 12 points in a half

Awful, so awful

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

How many were free throws?

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

8?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

x

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

love the signature

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate Kevin G

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 7:58 PM CST reply actions  

You were one letter away from making a grave mistake.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

?

Who

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 22, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Kevin C

aka Mr. Pot

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Garnett or Goldstein?

"...Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB." - AJM

by e2drummer on Feb 22, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

this sucks

I don’t think I am gonna get to watch the whole game

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 8:13 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

what game, chrom??

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 22, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

mavs

Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw

"man..I know I don’t go for dongs, but that one is so outstanding that I’m going to offer it an exception"- Loblaw

by Chrom on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

did anyone fucking win opening day tickets through registration?

my 15 accounts (family and friends) all came up "sorry, you did not win the chance to purchase tix).

andro tweeted that 150K people registered. im assuming for only like 4 or 5K tickets after the giveaways for the 10 game plans and the season ticketholders/corporate tickets are given away.

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

Nice game OSU...

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

nobody cares about unranked basketball teams who wont sniff the tournament

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to continue to post about it though

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

let it out schultzy

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

your bball frustration.. i let mine out on lamar monday night in person at AAC

i heckled my lungs out.. i hate that guy

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

i heckled him into a 2 for 13 performance monday

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh. Good he sucks

I am mad. Shitty performance

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

New probably ill-fated late night thread?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

go for it.. ill be around for a while.. make a poll

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

meh... gets some conversation going....

its a pinch of salt on a baked potato

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

x

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

schultzys attitude lately

"Ah! Stopp dribbling those motherfuckers like you’re the point guard for the Gloetrottters, biyatch!" Bob Loblaw

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

I am in a bad mood tonight

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 22, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

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