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2/3 OT Thread

February 3 is the 34th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 331 days remaining until the end of the year (332 in leap years).

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Brought to you by the "I'm not racist, but I'm JUST SAYIN'"

folks at When Is White History Month?

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 5:26 AM CST reply actions  

Mother fucking facepalm

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 3, 2012 5:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I thought that was just a sarcastic joke nobody was dumb enough to take seriously

Judging by some, if not the majority of those tweets, I vastly overestimated humanity… again.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 3, 2012 6:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Posted that link on my fb.

Now someone is ranting there shouldn’t be a black history month without there being a native American month

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 3, 2012 6:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

And there is one

In November

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 3, 2012 6:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Heh.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 3, 2012 6:40 AM CST up reply actions  

There should be a Native American month.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I could go for this

I’ve always found Native American history interesting.

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting, yes.

Obscenely tragic, also.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course. I feel that it's important for people to learn about events like that.

We had a TX history course in high school that focused on Native Americans. Was probably my favorite course in high school.

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

There is one

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 3, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Einstein was right...
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 3, 2012 7:42 AM CST up reply actions  

You also have the quote of
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I always get a kick out of the persecuted white Christian males who think that the world is out to get them and they have no rights.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Feb 3, 2012 7:11 AM CST up reply actions  

The War on Christmas rages on

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I know right?

How are Christians supposed to just let it go that some people have the gall to say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas? If only all local, state, and federal government offices, schools and almost all businesses were closed on Christmas so they could celebrate it……oh wait.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Feb 3, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

However.....

The Black Miss America pageant is just stupid.

"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone

by SoWasRed on Feb 3, 2012 7:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I doubt that

I am a member of the NAACP

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Let me speak for my fellow whities when I say

EVERY month is white history month, we all up in that shit.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I predict today's AM thread

will be absolutely terrible. Like… oh my god bad.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 6:12 AM CST reply actions  

All the threads will be bad

I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.

by jonas m. on Feb 3, 2012 6:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

TRUTH

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 8:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Several low points for LSB last night.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 3, 2012 8:04 AM CST up reply actions  

i dont even want to go in that thread

i can imagine

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

There were some typically callous remarks about how this affected contract negotiations

and some typically ignorant remarks about not seeing why having a drink at a bar is a big deal. I didn’t think it was anything too out of the ordinary for LSB.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't find the contract comments all that insensitive

People deal with events in terms of “how does this effect me?” Since we aren’t the ones struggling with an addiction, and we aren’t close personal friends or family of Josh Hamilton, the only way we are personally affected by this is through the business transactions of our favorite baseball team (who Josh Hamilton happens to play for).

I admire Josh Hamilton, but I don’t know him. I honestly can’t relate to him because we don’t share much of a world view and I have never gone through a devastating addiction.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

can we please keep hamilton stuff out of this thread

please.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions  

prolly a good idea

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Lots of "fuck offs" from the typical shit-heads as well.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Feb 3, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

What really weirds me out sometimes about LSB is the selective sensitivity of the group at large

I didn’t really go through that thread so I’m not really talking about anything specific here.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 3, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions  

x
What really weirds me out sometimes about LSB is the selective sensitivity of the group at large

Yes. Ever so much yes.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 3, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

low point

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Good morning everybody

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 3, 2012 6:54 AM CST reply actions  

mornin sunshine

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 7:46 AM CST up reply actions  

What it is, Wharton.

I want to go back to bed..

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 7:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Morning, sweetheart

"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST

by Suicide Prince on Feb 3, 2012 7:58 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Morning, Benji

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 8:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Mornin'....how the heck are ya?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 3, 2012 8:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Good morning starshine

the earth says hello

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow such response

Thanks guys…

Just sitting on a plane

A burden should never be something out of your control.

by benjihana on Feb 3, 2012 9:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I am sure that many of you are aware of retire/rehire

The person has to be retired for 30 days before they can be rehired in Texas.

There is a guy here who a) retired b) will be rehired in 30 days and c) also was hired as the interim guy during the 30 days he has to be “retired” in order to be “rehired”

unbelievable.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 7:57 AM CST reply actions  

after reading the josh relapse thread...

i’m preparing to annoyed with this mornings OT..

Josh-Free-OT?

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Feb 3, 2012 7:59 AM CST reply actions  

*to BE*

i need to get more sleep at nite.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Feb 3, 2012 8:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully

Part of the reason the OT threads were created were to be the respite from the tiring stuff…

Of course, things rarely work like they should.

Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Feb 3, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions  

z

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 8:03 AM CST reply actions  

This chick is really trying to beat the high score on Dance Dance Revolution..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 8:05 AM CST up reply actions  

That little bastard stole my moves!

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

So, I witnessed a death the other day..

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 8:05 AM CST reply actions  

Yikes......sorry to hear that....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 3, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Any plans to elaborate?

Or just gonna leave it out there?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Yup, just waiting for people to respond hah.

I was pulling onto base after getting my oil changed, and this guy (who’s in the military) on a motorcycle cut through traffic to go straight through the light (it’s legal in California for motorcycles to ride on the line through traffic.. which is stupid and really annoying). A car coming from the opposite side of me apparently was really tired of waiting for an opening to turn into the entrance, so he decided to try to force his way in. He turned into the intersection right as the motorcycle was coming out of the cars and into the intersection and they pretty much hit head on. The guy on the motorcycle flew into the fence and it was insane. Like you see those crappy effects in tv shows or skits where they toss dolls to simulate body flight.. except that’s really what it looked like. Because I was turning into the entrance right as it happened, I was clear to go on base. I got through security and then parked my car in the first parking lot to walk back over there to see if I could help. By the time I got over there the MAs (military police) were surrounding the guy and checking him out, breathing, injuries stuff like that, and not letting anybody get close to the scene. I kinda felt bad but decided that they had more of a chance to help him than I did, so I walked back to my car to go home. Luckily there is a medical center less than a quarter mile away from the entrance of the base, so it wasn’t too long of a wait. Well, just found out this morning that he died at the scene.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 8:18 AM CST up reply actions  

That's pretty awful man, sorry to hear that.

And tragic for that guy.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I feel awful for the family, obviously, but I also feel really bad for the guy who was driving the car.

I think it was for the best that they didn’t let anyone really get close, so I didn’t really get that rush of trying to help him and despair when he didn’t pull through. It is really sad though.

Also: A girl that I work with is now in jail and looking at either 12-25 years, or 25 to life because she stabbed her husband to death.

Crazy shit, man.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

[orders kevlar vest]

.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Won't stop a knife

"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."

by Witt(less) on Feb 3, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Damn.

Guess I’ll just have stick to the whole ‘try to be a good husband/dad and always be ready to ninja roll out of the way’ plan.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah..

Also, the whole Not Getting Caught Cheating Repeatedly or Not Cheating At All – plan is a safe bet.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Yikes

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Poor guy. I have an irrational fear of motorcycles, and this doesn't help.

One of my best friends is an Austin Firefighter, and its weird to here him tell stories like this in such a disaffected manner, as if he were telling me about a hockey game he watched.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Feb 3, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Well in a sense I think they have to be like that or they'd go insane.

I couldn’t handle knowing that every day I could possibly see people who were alive an hour ago and now dead.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, luckily I didn't have to sit behind the scene and basically watch for 2 hours like the cars directly behind me had to.

It shook me pretty bad though seeing a body fly about 50 feet into an iron fence.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

So... what sense does it make to let motorcycles ride the line in traffic?

That is the dumbest traffic law I’ve ever heard in my life.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Ever driven on the Hwy in LA at rush hour?

That’s why they’re allowed to do it.

Scares the shit out of you sitting in a car and all of the sudden a motorcycle passes you on the line between you and the next lane. It’s very unsettling, but for the ability to get around LA I understand it.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

It's like this in India, too.

Granted, they have a much more….laissez faire…sense of traffic rules.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I've said it before

but I’d love a moped. Sigh.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

My GF got one last summer

Not gonna lie, I love riding it.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Jelly

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

You said the same thing about her Brazilian wax.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think they should be given any advantage over a car in traffic.. if we have to sit then they should too.

Also, it is extremely dangerous and damn near scares the shit out of me when a motorcycle flies by a foot outside at 40 when I’m sitting still.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree

I don’t think they should be given any advantage either. I’m just saying after having driven in that horrible mess I can understand why people out there own motorcycles and drive like that. I don’t think they should be allowed to it’s incredibly dangerous.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, traffic here sucks.

San Diego traffic sucks.. but it’s not as bad as LA traffic

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's legal in Washington, too.

At least it happens all the time. It’s astounding.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

btw

another reason motorcycles scare the crap out of me and I will never ride one… you just never know what another person is going to do and there’s just no margin for error on a cycle. Scares me to death to see guys riding a crotch rocket in heavy traffic.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Exactly..

We were told in a safety class that motorcyclists average one wreck every 5 years. It’s not an if you wreck, it’s a when you wreck kinda thing.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

fucking scary, huh?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

It's something I hope to never see again, for sure.

if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz

by TTWBG on Feb 3, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

how is the rom running for you benji?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 8:05 AM CST reply actions  

@max and @benji

big battery for GSM version (with review)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Was pleasantly surpirsed by Dirty Harry 4 (Sudden Impact)

Was probably the second best of the series. Had a great line or two. Directed by Eastwood, didn’t make me want to immediately gouge out my eyes and ears like The Enforcer did.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:13 AM CST reply actions  

I agree

that is definitely one of the better ones.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 8:14 AM CST up reply actions  

On a related note

Are any of the other Death Wish movies worth checking out? I’ve seen and remotely enjoyed the first one. Not really enthusiastic about any of the others though.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions  

The third one is not awful

but all in all they’re pretty much the same movie.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions  

strangely, JIMMY PAGE soundtracked DWII

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Apparently Liam Neeson is in The Dead Pool

So….I guess there’s that to look forward to.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Tailgate IV Post #2

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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 8:26 AM CST reply actions  

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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Woah.

Does it stop being free at some point?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

dont think so

as long as you got an account you are good i think

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

damn


The creature, along with other specimens, was captured in a deep-water trap located four miles down in the Kermadec Trench, one of the deepest on Earth. “We pulled up the trap, and lying among the fish were these absolutely massive amphipods, and there was no inkling whatsoever that these things should be there,” said Jamieson.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:09 AM CST reply actions  

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These massive crustaceans were originally discovered in 1899 when two were caught in a trawler net in the Atlantic. They then “disappeared” into the watery depths for nearly a hundred years until scientists in Hawaii photographed them in the northern Pacific. The largest ever was regurgitated by a seagull in 1983 and—what was left of it, at least—measured 13 inches.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions  

wow what the hell

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by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

rec'd

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

That's quality joke making right there.

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by TheJeezus on Feb 3, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

A+

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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Well played, Mauer.

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by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

How was the steak?

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by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Delicious.

Thanks for your help, everything worked out really well.

by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

23

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

This might be the cleverest joke in a long time 'round these parts.

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by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

19!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

thank you for ensuring i will never get in the ocean again

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Really?

This scared you but not the sharks?

by kchorton on Feb 3, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

i already saw the video of the great white shark going around the boat in pacific ocean somewhere

nothankyou

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Just don't dress up

like a baby sea lion and you should be fine.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

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by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

The ocean scares me

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by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Crazy

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

mmmm

marinate in some soy, lime, and chili and put that bitch over some coals

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

hahhaha

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by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

x
“They actually don’t feel real,” Alan Jamieson, University of Aberdeen lecturer and expedition leader, told OurAmazingPlanet of the November 2011 find. “They feel like plastic toys. They have a waxy texture to them.”

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

OK

Extra marinade then. Break down those connective tissues

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by Witt(less) on Feb 3, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

That looks delicious.

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by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Why not?

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by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't like shrimp?

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Right?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Right!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd get down on that shrimp steak, that's for true.

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by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

regular shrimp

look pretty gross too before they’re cooked. I also wouldn’t call lobsters or crabs good looking creatures either unless they’re bright red on my plate in front of me.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

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by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

What?

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I love shit like this

(channeling the childhood biologist wannabee in me)

Looks like a shrimp-cockroach from the Cambrian period.

by Goyogringo on Feb 3, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Kind of late to the party..

I just started Skyrim and I must say, this is absolutely one of the best games I’ve every played. I think this game was beaten to death in another thread though..

by kchorton on Feb 3, 2012 9:17 AM CST reply actions  

Not to beat this to death though...

Cause I’m hesitant to get it….do you have it on PC or console?

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

if you have ps3 wait for the big patch

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

What's the patch and when's it coming?

What’s the perk of PS3 vs 360?

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

i just know its "coming"

from twitter and such

its not totally broken anymore on ps3 i dont think, but there are def issues

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh wow..

So the PS3 version is broken….

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

In some games, there's a lag

the bigger the save file gets.

The upcoming patch is supposed to correct this, or at least make it manageable.

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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Not sure there is a perk between the two.

Other than my 360 bias with the better overall audio output.

by kchorton on Feb 3, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

360..

I played Oblivion and slightly enjoyed it, but it was tedious and repetitive. Didn’t get into the story as much, found it annoying with the loading times, etc. Skyrim blows Oblivion out of the water though. I don’t think there are that many “perfect games” since I am a big SNES and N64 guy from back in the day, and I definitely don’t play RPG games often, but this game is truly fantastic. It really is one of, if not the best game I’ve ever played.

by kchorton on Feb 3, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

This sounds a lot like me.

I’m not a big RPG guy, but love great stories. Big fan of action games like Uncharted, puzzle games like Portal. The Portal games may be my favorite games of all time.

Thanks for the info.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I get a lot of negative feedback for this..

But Perfect Dark is one of my favorite games of all-time. More than Goldeneye. I even enjoyed Perfect Dark Zero.

by kchorton on Feb 3, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I get a lot of negative feedback for this one...

…I think Perfect Dark is insanely overrated.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I loved it.

When it came out on the 360 arcade, I was in heaven. What’s your favorite FPS?

by kchorton on Feb 3, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

you play the fallout series?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

Really enjoyed Fallout 3, but wasn’t a fan of New Vegas.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

dang

was going to offer to send you fallout 3 for the cost of postage haha

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Ha!

I appreciate it. I got if for the PC last year when on the oil rig.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

ahhh ok

its a really fun game, you played the DLC right?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

No, I haven't.

Right when I finished up Fallout, we got to the massive releases of November and December.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

oh man

DLC for new vegas = fun

DLC for 3 = good as well

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Love Portal

and I’m the big FPS guy who plays COD all the time (that guy). But seriously, you should at least rent it to check it out. Great story, endless quest and objectives, huge map, graphics and just overall enjoyable.

by kchorton on Feb 3, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I've been playing BF3 just about every day for the past few months.

Beat Uncharted 3 and Arkham City, don’t have much else to play right now.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

you want to sell either of those?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm....

Possibly. I was thinking of trading them in for Skyrim.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Also, if you've played Resident Evil and Assassin's Creed...

Skyrim is almost, to me, like a perfect combination of both (maybe because I sneak a lot in Skyrim?) It is better than both but a combination of two.

by kchorton on Feb 3, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh nice.

AC is perhaps my second favorite series of games. Really love those. I’m a sucker for crazy biblical mythology stories like that.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I haven't even played the latest two.

Kind of a broke college student, so I only buy what I really want. I’ll probably borrow Revelations and Brotherhood from a buddy this summer.

by kchorton on Feb 3, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

They're ok

Although the fight mechanics are becoming a bit dated — sort of like in Uncharted. Especially after playing Arkham City.

I’m hoping that AC:3 updates all that.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Flies right in the face of your RPG guy stuff

but download the Kingdoms of Amalur demo.

It is rad.

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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

oh my god is it ever rad

I have a huge bonnet for this game right now

by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 9:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I am somehow going to buy it next week

I do not have the money but it will be mine

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking more using my wife's credit card and not telling her.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

One scenatio involves faking a terminal illness

The other involves actually dying. Your call.

by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 10:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Seriously why do the next two months have to be like WHOOOA in video games.

KOA, UFC 3 (which the demo plays so awesome), ME3, MLB 12… LET ME KEEP SOME MONEY VIDEO GAME COMPANIES

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Traded in my old iphone the other day

for preorders of MLB12, and the new SSX plus a few other games. Any idea if RTTS files will be transferrable to MLB12 from 11?

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think they have been in the past

which sucks.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd be much more upset by that if I didn't keep getting traded

to the damn Blue Jays.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Apparently trade logic is much better this time around

at least for Franchise, so I assume it would be for RTTS too.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope so.

A pennant chasing Rangers team seems unlikely to trade for Rajai Davis at the break.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Is this on 360?

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

I don’t know if you’re a Mass Effect dude, but if you are, playing the demo gets you Mass Effect goodies.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I always feel bad for people that play games like this on a console

Runs soooo much better on a PC

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by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

That's probably true

Not everyone can afford a PC good enough to handle these games.

I’m working towards saving to build one, just don’t have it yet.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

That is my "fee" for staying with my brother

Since I am crashing his and his wife’s place I have to build them a computer while I am down there. Better get done before the tailgate starts!

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by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

ughh thats awful

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by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

So, VA takes their time sending that first stipend check.

….alright.

/liedtobyvacertifyingofficial

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah, probably a one moth lag.

And you’ll probably run into that every semester. You on post 9/11?

by BHill on Feb 3, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

We were told the payments to the school would be delayed but our stipend check would come Feb. 1 with no issues.

Nope.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

hopefully they wont

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I was approved for the 90-day deferral...

So hopefully I’m good there.

I also applied for the Pell Grant, should find out next week if I get it. That would be….welcome.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep, I'd continue to apply for everything they want to give you.

You should be fine since you got a deferral. I haven’t dealt with post 9/11 benefits yet, but I may decide to use them eventually.

by BHill on Feb 3, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I also found out you can now transfer your Hazlewood benefits to your dependents.

That is…insane. You can break up the 150 hours however you want.

Hopefully the Pell Grant is something significant, since my 2011 tax return will prevent me from getting anything at all for next semester.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

No there isn't.

Basically, I can use the Hazlewood for both my wife and I to get our Masters…..It’s….awesome.

Right now my focus is on Algebra.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Yup

For the most part Texas does right by its vets.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 10:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So I wake up this morning, got a decent amount of sleep, and get ready for work and am pretty happy to start my day and get Friday going.

I hop in the truck to start my commute and who do I hear on the radio with the Musers? Frank Caliendo and then I realize my whole fucking weekend is fucked thanks to that no talent assclown.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:19 AM CST reply actions  

BUT BT, HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE GEORGE BUSH!!!!

IT’S HILLLLLLLARRRRIOUS!!!!! Now I’m off to watch some 2 Broke Girls and Last Man Standing.

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by TheJeezus on Feb 3, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

whitney!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I hate her.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Anytime anybody tells me that I just tell them that Dave Coullier has been doing this for 30 years.

The quickly shut the fuck up.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah the difference is...

His impressions actually made me laugh…once.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

SPCA commercials are funnier than that stupid fat fuck...

I’d rather listen to Carlos Mencia

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Caliendo is playing the Improv April 27th-29th.

Let’s go, Till.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Only if we're planning an assassination (one of my favorite words of all time)

Cause seriously that guy needs to die. (Don’t really mean that but whatever gets him off my tv)

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Someone just can't handle comedy genius.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Fuck you if you mean this.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

In all seriousness

Charlie Murphy at the end of March. I’m tempted.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

I feel like he's milking Chappelle Show and won't be that funny.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

They should just introduce him as...

“That Guy from the Rick James Skit!”

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Any body here pay for a lawn service?

Working later hours and weekends, and my kid won’t be yard mowing age for another 12 years.

Cost? Services provided? Worth it?

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by TheJeezus on Feb 3, 2012 9:20 AM CST reply actions  

Done.

You have made a grave mistake, son.

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by TheJeezus on Feb 3, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

He must be in high school.

Undervalues money and overvalues beer.

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by bioaggie on Feb 3, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

So, for the Stars fans here...did you see Gaglardi's comments about the payroll?
“We will be pursuing things. I think we will be active in the trade deadline, and certainly during the summer (during free agency). We are not going to be a floor team (of the NHL’s salary cap). We can’t be a floor team. We have to be in the middle to a top cap team to be able to thrive in Dallas. We want to be successful and be an elite team and I don’t think you can do that and be a floor team. My eyes are wide open about this. If you look at Dallas, we will be rewarded if we are competitive. If we are a so-so, blah team the market has spoken there is not enough interest in following that team.”

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:33 AM CST reply actions  

I think I'm going to really like this guy.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

he's saying all the right things so far

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by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully we see some follow-thru.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

i'm ready....lets do it

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by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

i hit enter accidentally to expand

dallas is a huge market and a potential gold mine if you can build a winner even if you aren’t the cowboys but yo HAVE to win to be successful here its not like Toronto or NY where you can have max payroll and be mediocre year after year

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

but we've had years of shitty ownership so its nice to hear these things

we expected it but its different to have someone follow thru

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by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

but thats exactly the problem....the Stars are in this position because of him

the last 3 yrs of suck is all his fault.

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by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

So what's Toronto's excuse?

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

GM

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Two pro sports teams that make me scratch my head in disbelief:

Leafs, and Knicks.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

It's harder in basketball.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Eh...

I’d say he made a number of poor decisions after 2002.

He hired Doug Armstrong, who made a number of bad trades. They tried to moneywhip the team with bad contracts to players like Turgeon. He hired Les Jackson and Brett Hull as General Managers.

The team won in the late 90’s because he was willing to pay, yes, but also because he had Bob Gainey running things. After Gainey left and Hitchcock was fired, Hicks struggled with decisions that consistently set the franchise back. He wasn’t a “hockey guy” and it showed in the decisions he was making.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Theece

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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah the Cowboys being the only exception in this town where you can suck and still sell out.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

this guy gets it

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

He's said this a few times so far...

But basically it’s “I know what I want to do but I don’t know where to start.”

He knows a lot of changes need to be made and the Stars have a ton of holes to fix, and it’s going to take some time.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

who is Gaglardi?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

The AntiJerry

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Your face means nothing to me.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Basically

He’s someone that let’s his hockey guys make the decisions but he’s willing to spend money, but do it smartly. He’s a hockey-first guy, loves the sport and has said “I make my money elsehwere, I bought the Stars to win.”

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

oh he owns the stars?

i didn’t know they had been bought

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, mercifully so

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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

What do you think this means?

Huge trade deadline deal a la Brad Richards?

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

I think it means they’re going to wait until free agency to really make a splash.

I have an article coming at 11am on DBD that touches on all this, but basically the Stars just don’t have the assets to make such a big trade without compromising the future pieces they have. The Stars need to jettison their aging players like Morrow, Robidas, Souray and perhaps Dvorak and see what they can get.

The Stars have Grossman, who can be used as a major trade piece, and could pair that with a high round draft pick to get someone like Jeff Carter — but I don’t know if you want to trade anything higher than a 3rd round pick for someone like that, and that won’t be enough.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

You think Suter stays in Nashville like he says he wants to after this season?

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

He won't be traded, I can tell you that

And I have a feeling Suter ends up in Detroit if he actually goes anywhere.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I think Suter is going to jettison out of nashville for the payday after this season

but there is no way in hell he gets traded with nashville possibly getting home ice in the playoffs

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Good point.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh god not the carter thing again

with a 1st round pick in the range we’re going to pick in you hope that maybe your pick can turn into carter

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Well...that's the risk, isn't it?

Because this team has the potential to get either a top ten pick or a 15-25 pick. So the value of that pick is incredibly varied and unknown.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Isn't Carter a bit of a head case?

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not the biggest fan of Jeff Carter trade.

I think he’d be valuable to this team and yes, he’s a top six guy, but he’s not the “final piece” — which is how you would pay to get him.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

1. What are the realistic chances Morrow gets traded...

2. Who are the biggest impact players the Stars could land in free agency over the summer?

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

1. Not good

2. Parise,Suter maybe Semin pretty steep drop after that http://www.capgeek.com/free_agents.php has all the upcoming free agents

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh...loaded questions. Love it.

1. I’d say around 25% chance. He’s hurt and it could be chronic. He also has a full NTC.

2. The big players the Stars COULD land in free agency that would also be big impact players are limited. Zach Parise is the biggest name. Alex Semin, Ryan Suter, Ales Hemsky….

There’s just not many great options at forward for players under 30 this year.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.

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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Some greatness from

The Oatmeal.

I especially love the one about Titanic.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 9:44 AM CST reply actions  

found out im going to vegas for work next month - kick ass

found out its when i was planning on going snowboarding – fuck ass

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:45 AM CST reply actions  

White Man Problems

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by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

You think black people snowboard?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Jett Jackson does.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

"Black people don't love the cold; we tropical people!"

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I'VE SEEN COOL RUNNINGS, MANG

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

pretty sure there's decent mountains a few hours from Vegas

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

vegas > snowboarding

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

not when its for work

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

yes

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

nope

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

debatable.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

nO

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Depends how much money you have.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

enough for vegas

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Then probably Vegas.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm leaving for Vegas today.

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by TheJeezus on Feb 3, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

You've already fapped on his pillow, haven't you?

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

If one of you...

Doesn’t do this to the other you’re a couple of failures.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

fake

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, IT'S TOTALLY REAL

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

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by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Vegas is a pretty baller alternative.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Do want

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 9:55 AM CST reply actions  

you're married.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

You don't know that she wouldn't wear that.

[she wouldn’t]

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

It ain't cheating just to look.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

who is?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

No idea

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know if she's a model here,

but they sell those sort of things and similar swimsuits here.

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/07/geek-couture-huge-gallery-of-geeky-dress.php

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

strategically hiding the ol' Adam's apple ... clever

next clue: shoulders too wide …

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Is that what orange ghost is trying to warn us about???

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

yep ... "He's Pac-in!"

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Welllll played!

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

If your taxes are simple. I'd just use taxact.

I don’t know how much H&R Block charges though.

by BHill on Feb 3, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

free for a few more weeks i think

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I've used TurboTax every year since 2005.

Never had an issue.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

this

I’ve used it since 2001.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

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by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

yerp

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with turbotax.

If it works for you stick with it.

by BHill on Feb 3, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I've used it since 2005

Only problem I’ve found is that it doesn’t handle options very well. You can do it, but it’s difficult.

by grn_lantern on Feb 3, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

taxact?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Better than turbotax because?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I prefer the interface

but if you’ve been using turbotax. There is probably no reason to change. If you’re getting both free I’d go with what you’re comfortable using. Your wife handle the taxes?

by BHill on Feb 3, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

She started doing them a year or two ago.

She’s been an accountant for 6 years now.

=|

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

But yes,

she uses turbotax. We’re still a bit confused as to what taxes I’m supposed to be paying on my graduate stipend. She thought she had it cleared up after searching the tax code and talking to her boss, but then I just got an e-mail from another student saying he took his stuff to a tax consultant and they said part of it was exempt or somesuchIdon’tknowTIREDHEAD

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

...

I would think the portion used for qualified education expenses should be exempt, but the rest is taxable. Is it a fellowship, or a stipend for teaching?

this may help.

by BHill on Feb 3, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's how we've been doing it.

It’s not a stipend for teaching [because 8 years is long enough and I can’t imagine how much having teaching duties would extend it], but I don’t know how it’s classified.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

she isn’t either.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok, here it is.

An MD/PhD student e-mailed us to say that we shouldn’t be paying social security or medicare…

…know any way to find out if that’s true?

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I read that while looking around earlier.
Are recipients of Post-Doctoral training grants and fellows subject to the student FICA exemption?
Recipients of stipends do not have FICA and Medicare taxes withheld from their stipends. Stipends are not considered to be wages.

link

by BHill on Feb 3, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Thaaaaank you, sir!

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Applicable for me as well.

Danke.

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by Brad on Feb 3, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

The have someone

knowledgeable about tax issues for grad students in the Graduate School here at UT…

by Goyogringo on Feb 3, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

>paying taxes

I seriously hope you guys don’t do this.

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by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahah

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

just got my tax return ! party !

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by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 10:05 AM CST reply actions  

Rainy day

I will be in bed for the foreseeable future

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 10:08 AM CST reply actions  

Here too.

But the weather has been gorgeous for a while.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

whelp

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 10:09 AM CST reply actions  

Go Houston!

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

well fuck...there goes the nice weather

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by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Looks like a gigantic mouth

about to devour West Texas.

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by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

btw

N. Tx is no longer is a drought situation

by RangerMad on Feb 3, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

link?

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

here

https://twitter.com/#!/Papagolash/status/165151397258592256

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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

dammit fail

here

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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

hm

I imagine this will change come summer… nice ot see for now though

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Headed to San Angelo today.

Should be an interesting drive.

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by bioaggie on Feb 3, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Went to high school there

Nothing interesting at all :D

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by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Going to the inlaws.

Made the drive many, many times.

Very worst part is the stretch from Brady to San Angelo.

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by bioaggie on Feb 3, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

THUNDERSTORMS!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm probably opening Pandora's Box of shitty OT conversation

but I don’t care.

This article pisses me off so much.

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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 10:11 AM CST reply actions  

Read Michelle Bachman

instantly closed article and agree with your anger

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Sexual intollerance...yawn.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Man...This came out wrong.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Loblaw! got a closeup of Pandora's box?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

yea makes me rage uncontrollably

i couldn’t read the whole thing

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Ugh
“Let’s stop this dangerous nonsense before it’s too late and more young boys and girls are encouraged to ‘come out’ and practice their ‘gayness’ right in their own school’s homosexual club.”

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't you know that you can catch the gay?

It’s science, man.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

You catch it and then it kills you, I guess?
Suicide rates among gay and lesbian kids are frighteningly high, with attempt rates four times that of their straight counterparts; studies show that one-third of all gay youth have attempted suicide at some point (versus 13 percent of hetero kids), and that internalized homophobia contributes to suicide risk.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

hmmm are MIT students gays?
Compared to the national average for 17- to 22-year-olds in the United States, MIT’s suicide rate is also higher at 20.6 per 100,000 since 1990. The national average during the period was 13.5, according to the study, and at all colleges, an estimated 7 per 100,000 commit suicide.

/logic

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Sound reasoning.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Feb 3, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep. I knew several in junior high/high school that ended up down this path.

Simply awful.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I assumed it was worse,

but the numbers are startling.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

If I'm a straight guy and wanted to join the gay club?

Is that ok? I feel like with equal rights and all it’s discriminatory if they don’t let me in.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

It's a Gay Straight Alliance

So they would welcome you.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Can we all practice gayness together?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Only if your moniker holds true

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

i had a friend that tried to join the AASU (african american student union)

they let him in but never put him on the email list for meeting times etc. damn crackers

by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

No...

The mexican.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Did I ever tell you how I ran for President of Women in Medicine?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

knope . . . sounds potentially funny . . .

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Knope?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

So, I've always been annoyed by that club.

They say that their goal is to promote the issues that women in medicine have to deal with, but in actuality, they were basically a sorority that got to spam our e-mail accounts with (dumb) fundraisers and then never did things to reach out to everybody with that money.

The way A&M does medical school, most organizations really only exist within the first two years. So all officer positions are filled by 2nd years, basically.

Well, nobody was running for WiM officer spots…except for a girl that I particularly disliked. So my friend (a guy) and I signed up to run for VP and President, respectively.

They were…NOT happy.

We got the most grief from girls who had enjoyed the benefits of the sorority, but even some girls who we were reasonably friendly with were a bit perturbed. The thing is, we actually had a plan for what we would have done as officers to make it an actual organization worth the support they got from the school…but eventually the pressure just got to be too much. We compromised in that we helped recruit girls that we liked to run for officer’s positions that we knew would at least try to change it.

…and then we started a non-sponsored club called Men in Medicine that met every Thursday afternoon at the local pub. I think it’s fair to say we had much better attendance, too.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

z

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Michele Bachmann is everything that I find wrong with the world

She was even crazier when she was a state senator here.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

a.m. thread.. fucking beating

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:13 AM CST reply actions  

Why'd you even go in there?

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

i always go read the baseball threads...

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah but today is not about baseball and you know that.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

worst part is all the randos/strangers

could be legit longtime lurkers or pop-up trolls, but I don’t recognize the names

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

we learn that people go up to R. Kelly @ Disney World and ask him

to pee on them

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Whoever asked about Josh's appearance tonight it's apparently still happening

Josh Ballew Josh Ballew
@KandJHamilton: HUGE Josh fan here. My bro and I have tix to see him speak 2nite in HOU…is he still planning on speaking?

Katie Hamilton Katie Hamilton
@JBallewGigEm06 he’ll be there

by hpallotta on Feb 3, 2012 10:16 AM CST reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS ON ESPN:

BLAKE GRIFFIN DRIBBLED THE BALL IN A GAME LAST NIGHT! IT WAS THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE DRIBBLE IN NBA HISTORY!

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 10:21 AM CST reply actions  

Hah.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

LOB CITY

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Lana! Lana! Lana!!!!!!!!!

What?

HE REMEMBERS ME!

Last night’s Archer- so much win.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 3, 2012 10:34 AM CST reply actions  

"He's crepuscular, get 'em!"

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

"Yes, all of it, you fox-eared asshole!"

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 3, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

X
Malory: Have the porter bring me a cobb salad.
Lana: Before or after we capture the dangerous terrorist?
Malory: Before.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Someone bring me breakfast

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 10:34 AM CST reply actions  

i imagine you eat like a horse.. carrots and wheatgrass

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I do try to eat healthy

Not always successful though

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

You'll just give it to a hungover hot girl that banged someone else last night.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I would not

I am starving

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

go to Sbarro

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

There isn't one

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Authentic New York pizza.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Ingredients direct from Sicily.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

either eggs benedict or GTFO

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Whoa

high standards

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Or at the very least...

You wouldn’t be thinking about the hunger pains so much cause some girl choked down your seed last night.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

By "making you breakfast"

he of course means playing with your weiner.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 10:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I ended up with a bowl of oatmeal :/

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Well...That's just as good as sex.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Favorite Quaker Oats oatmeal?

Peaches n’ cream FTW.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Maple and Brown sugar

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

This

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

This and apples and cinnamon are the two best.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

apples & cinnamon

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

wait, did he get laid last night?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

soo Raylan Givens.....awesome

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 10:44 AM CST reply actions  

No joke.

Captain Obvious wouldn’t have even touched that one.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

One of the best prospects in the state, right?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

He probably won't be as good as Ketch will make him seem in the LSR.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

OB

ugh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

He's definitely a good looking prospect.

Just hard to pencil him in anywhere right now. I’ve heard everything from OT to DE to LB.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I heard Left Field

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I was in a good mood this morning before I opened LSB

Poor Josh.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:51 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Did you find

the directing sign
on the
straight and narrow highway?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 10:52 AM CST reply actions  

where?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

dont know the name.

somewhere down by forest

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

So, Five Finger Death Punch

I can’t decide if I love this guy’s voice, or absolutely hate it. It’s a very Billy Corgan experience.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:04 AM CST reply actions  

hate it....can't stand them

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Granted, I've heard a grand total of ONE of their songs

It was starting to stray in to Nickelback territory though.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

i'm not gonna make fun of anyone for liking them....just not for me

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

zzzzz

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I already hate it just from the name.

Don’t just use a pop culture reference to get in with people.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

For those interested...

Here’s my article on the path the Stars need to take to improve long term.

http://www.defendingbigd.com/2012/2/3/2768682/dallas-stars-path-to-improvement-a-long-difficult-road

Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 11:05 AM CST reply actions  

I am not a big music person

but I do have spotify. They now have an anti-love playlist for Valentines day. Some of the titles made me laugh starting with " I hate everything about you ". HA! Who among hasn’t been there

"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"

/Holland.

by BEW on Feb 3, 2012 11:08 AM CST reply actions  

Thanks for getting the worst song ever stuck in my head.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh come on now

That’s not even the worst song by that band.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry that you know that.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Love to hate you

by Erasure

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

My Funny Valentine

convinces me that Frank was the biggest baller of all time. He insults the girl for most of the song, then seals the deal by telling her not to change. Incredible.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

So I took a wander into the AM thread...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 11:12 AM CST reply actions  

fail

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I can see it.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

says bandwidth exceeded

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

what is it?

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Abe Simpson from the Burlesque House episode

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

ahh i see

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

heh thats awesome

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Only the best grampa gif ever.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

My favorite Grampa moment.

/Grampa busts in with a mallet and wooden stake.

Grampa: WE HAVE TO KILL THE BOY!

Marge: How did you know he was a vampire?

Grampa: He’s a vampire?

by blakethegr8 on Feb 3, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Hah

I haven’t been in an a.m. thread for months now, but I especially wasn’t going in there today.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh man.

A LOT of opinions flowing through that bad boy.

by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

lots of misunderstandings

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

it's unusually more like an OT thread

as far as AM threads go

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Fuck I am hungry.

But I don’t want to cook, and I gave the Mrs. all my spare change so ordering is out.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 11:21 AM CST reply actions  

Ended up throwing some nuggets in the oven.

They’ll do.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

strawberries from California > Mexico

and the Californias are back at H.E.B., finally

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 11:25 AM CST reply actions  

Gawd I miss HEB

This Brookshires bullshit just doesn’t cut it.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

The strawberries I got at Albertsons last night were Cali

and sucked ass. Very disappointing.

However, asparagus is in season and you can get a bundle for 1.99 right now… cheapest you’ll find it all year.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

>The strawberries I got at Albertsons last night were Cali

>The strawberries I got at Albertsons last night
>Albertsons

Well there’s your problem

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

but it's so close to my house and there's not an angry hoard of geriatrics stampeding at all hours of the day like at Kroger or WalMart...

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

And I've gotten plenty of good produce from Bert's

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish we had TT in Denton

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

We have Hyvee here.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

No,

Kroger’s is shit. I think it’s more shit in Houston than Dallas, but…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting.

Fred Meyer in Washington is run by Kroger’s and is pretty nice. The Kroger’s I’ve been to in Indiana is nice, as well.

That said, I don’t remember them being nice in Grapevine.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

So nice every one I saw in Seattle had a jewelry store in it.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Most do.

In fact, probably every one I’ve been to.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh sure,

some are ‘nice’, but that’s third on the list of things I look for in a grocery store.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Love this time of year.

It’s grillin season.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

grilled asparagus is one of my favorite things to eat in the whole world

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Your poor wife.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 3, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Is this a fart joke?

Because if so, yeah.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Urine

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 3, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

We're not into that.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Piastra!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm convinced

Oregon produces the best berries out of all of the states.

blue, black, straw, marion all delicious.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd never heard of marionberry until I went to Seattle in '09.

There was a tub of marionberry jam on the table with the usual strawberry, and grape. I was deeply saddened when no one yelled “Bitch set me up!” when I opened it.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

How have you not heard of Marion Berry?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

*Barry.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I had never heard of the fruit marionberry.

I even made a Marion Barry reference in the original post.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

We bought a marionberry and jalepeno sauce

that we put on some bratwurst and kielbasa…yum.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Susan G Komen is a fucking scam..

Stop giving your money away to these awful people who run it.

by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 3, 2012 11:29 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

What if I really just love the color pink?

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

???

.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Now in the right thread.

Fuck you, Madden.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 11:30 AM CST reply actions  

joke's on you: that's FRANK CALIENDO !!!

HE’S THAT GOOD, PEOPLE !!!

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

It feels like Frank Caliendo or someone equally unfunny

is the OC in this Superstar mode. THESE PLAYS SUCK LET KILLA CAM BE KILLA CAM

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

AND NOW STEVE SMITH DROPS THE BALL

WHAT THE FUGG SON

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I am so happy my GF is on to her Orthopedic stuff in PA school

Saves me the money of going to the urgent care center every time I get a soccer injury.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 11:31 AM CST reply actions  

People are camping out for College Gameday and have been since Wednesday.

It’s thunderstorming tonight.

I can’t help but smile at that.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:37 AM CST reply actions  

So you dislike the people that are camping out so much

that you take personal pleasure in hearing that their night will be ruined by severe thunderstorms?

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 3, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Dang.

Everyone’s so sensitive today.

I may as well get this off my chest: Asians and women can’t drive!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Schoolly is going to kill you with a ninja star

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

ITT, we say what we're thinking:

I turn down the stereo at intersections by my work for fear that people will hear me listening to thug rap, ala Office Space.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Do you also lock the door?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

"I got my pistol point n' cocked, ready to link shots nonstop

until I see yo’ monkey ass drop!"

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

It's just funny to me that people spend 3 days in a tent.

Just to get on TV for an hour.

But then again, I’m not a very nice person.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Have we discussed P. Manning being cleared to play?

Where does he land next year?

Place yo bets!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:46 AM CST reply actions  

Indy

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

No chance.

San Fran.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

What about AZ?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Redskins?

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think this.

He’ll want another ring and that’s the best situation for it.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Gotta have at least as many as his brother

/shit

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

you shut your whore mouth

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't like it either.

I’m put in the awkward position of rooting for Belicheat, which I’m not very happy about.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

The Church of the Hoodie is a good church.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't really have any strong negative feelings toward the Pats.

And I actually like Brady, but pretty much on any other occasion I would be rooting for the ‘underdog’

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I like Brady too.

I’d usually root for the UNderdog or History, but I HATE Eli Manning.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

And that's what it boils down to.

Can’t have Eli ‘in the discussion’ with Brady.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

A discussion between retarded people (Herm Edwards, Mike Golic, Colin Cowherd, I'm looking at you)

is still retarded.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

The Pats are favored,

but it seems that popular opinion is with the Giants right now. The line has moved down steadily all week.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

And, shit, did we learn nothing from 2007?

Related note: I did not realize David Tyree is now retired.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, when he made those... political statements

he was already washed out of the league.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't be the only one who just really isn't all that bothered by the Spygate thing?

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm really not.

I just would rather not root for either.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Right on

I mean, yeah they should’ve been fined, penalized, whatever.

But I don’t think it should be brought up every time you mention the guy’s name. He’s still a fantastic coach, and that whole organization is pretty much the model franchise for success in the NFL.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

He got caught.

But you know he can’t be the only one.

It’s not a big deal to me either.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I was going to say something like this

but figured I’d be accused of wearing homer glasses.

I think had they been the only ones, the penalties would have been a lot worse. They were just the ones that got caught.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure

SF is just going to give up on Smith.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

He's a FA.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

That doesn't mean he's necessarily

going to walk though. He’s in a pretty good situation out there right now and if SF offers him to stay I think he will.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I think this year was probably the best possible outcome for a QB like him.

To get over the bump, they need to upgrade. He looked BAD a lot of times in the NFCCG

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

My $$ is on Washington

Mainly because I’d give just about anything to see them not draft RGIII.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Colts- 20%

Redskins- 15%
SF- 25%
Arizona- 20%

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Place, not HEDGE!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

London Jags

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Is there any other kind of Londoner?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

SO RESPONSIBLE!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Dallas ...

Because Romo SUCKS!!!!

by BHill on Feb 3, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I found two people who agree with this opinion

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Someone tried to convince me that the Cowboys need to trade Romo for Cutler

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

lolcutler.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Or get Manning

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Ugh

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

They used a Bleacher Report article as their evidence

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Sadly, people will actually think this.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Cowboys fans

have just about driven me in to the arms of another team. Such a beating.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

That one's a bit of a stretch

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

That's keytarded.

/I’m so sorry.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

...

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

needs more chuck norris

"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT

by thedudeabides on Feb 3, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEBODY JUST SENT THIS TO ME ON FACEBOOK THIS MORNING AND IT’S LIKE THE GREATEST THING EVER

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Truf

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

baltimore

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

(not really, the jets is my guess)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Work is having a chili cookoff today.

Trying to find out how many samples include beans.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 11:50 AM CST reply actions  

The good ones

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to have you deported.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Why? Because you can't admit that beans are essential to good chili?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Eat a dick.

with some beans.

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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

*In my best Troy McClure voice

Jada Fire retired yesterday. You might remember her from such films as “Fuck me Harder White Boy 2,” “Ass Eaters Unanimous 16” and “Don’t Look Now But There’s a Cock in Your Ass.”

by blakethegr8 on Feb 3, 2012 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

You might remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "All in the Family 2000"

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

You might remember be from such motivational films as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid"

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

You might remember me from

such Fox Network Specials as “Alien Nose Job” and “The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show”.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Hi, I remember you from such filmstrips as "Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll"

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 3, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

"Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?"

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

You may remember me from such dates as

last night’s dinner.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh God this is it...

/thread

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

"Mmmm, that's good Billy!"

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a load of tripe

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

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by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Bovine University in real life = __?__

(heh heh, sits back w/ popcorn …)

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Is there any doubt?

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like anywhere in Indiana is an acceptable answer.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

What I learned at Bovine University:

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

My degree is worthless.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

You knew that, though.

It says “TCU” across the top.

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by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

SHOTS FIRED

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

SIC'EM BEARS

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's find something we can come together over:

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

White pants?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait

You hate the Baylor uniforms???

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate those pants.

But changing the pants means you probably need to change the helmet and I really don’t care enough about uniforms to go into changing everything.

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Well,

if it makes you feel better they did alter them. What do you hate about them? Are you anti-gold pants?

Apparently it’s not the players’ favorite, which is why they don’t often go with it. I like them, though.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a fan of gold pants.

I wonder if it would look better with white pants and a gold/green stripe

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Although I just looked up pictures.

The gold pants look better with the green tops.

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha.

That’s fine, but I really prefer them. I understand why others don’t, though.

My favorite uni is when they substitute the green jersey into that look up there.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

The new pants are a butt

Brasher stripes are fucking awesome, even if those were a little wide.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I don’t disagree. I wonder how much of it is positive vibes from my college days.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

My big issue

is they just wore California’s pants recolored even though it didn’t fit anything else in the set.

I bet if Nike predicted RG3’s year, they would have worked up something custom.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Homer: DO YOU HATE PANTS?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

You and I

have widely different views on what porn is.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

<3

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I know you're all 'happy to be here' and all,

but we’re going to need you to work up some good Texas college rivalry sports hate. WVU is replacing Mizzou in this regard, so….

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Come football season, I'll have plenty of hate.

I haven’t forgotten September.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

did they at least spell Max's name right?

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

UGH.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

In the face of such a beast

all of our degrees are worthless.

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd eat a platypus.

You have to watch out for the poisonous glands, though.

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, the glans spits venom

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder how many people know what DNA stands for.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Jay Leno could have a field day with it during Jay Walking.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty sure I do, but I'm just as sure I couldn't spell it.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Never understood why it wasn't DRNA

Guess that’s harder to say, or something.

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"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

dRNA perhaps?

Probably to save from confusion/letters.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I do.

But I won’t show off. Also, RNA, tRNA, and all their confusing cousins. Now, don’t ask me what they do. Something to do with replication.

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

That's like asking what motor vehicles do.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

HELP KEEP THIS GREAT COUNTRY GOING IF YOU WOULD ONLY BUY AN AMERICAN CAR, YOU COMMUNIST!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Challenge accepted.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 3, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Cue the blowjob jokes in 5...4...3...2...

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Toyota Sequoia says hi

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

[That was my point]

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

My original point

in using the sarcastic all caps was that plenty of ‘foreign cars’ are made in the US and that you don’t, in fact, need to buy a Big3 car to buy a US-made car.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

My old Saturn SC2 disagrees

but it didn’t stop me

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm trying to put up some shelves.

The studfinder’s AC warning goes ballistic when it goes over the stud that would be on the far left side of the shelf; so the perfect anchor point.

I can anchor it on the stud on the right side and the center, and then put a wall anchor somewhere on the left side just off the stud. Problem is sometimes the AC light goes off in that range (about 4" from the left edge of the shelf), and sometimes it doesn’t.

Advice? I’m going to my grandfather and brother who both have tons of experience with this stuff in a bit, but I figure someone here might have some input, too.

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by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

Studs are typically about 16 inches from each other on an interior wall and about 1.5-2" wide.

So if you have one that you know exists, and your shelf is longer than 16 inches, you probably have another you could use.

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by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

The shelf is 37.25" across.

Where I want to put it (and by that I mean the only place I could put it), it hits three studs.

Now, the instructions say it only needs to be anchored in to two, but does it matter if one of them is more towards the middle than on the end?

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by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Depends on what you're putting

on the shelf. Also, how sturdy/thick is the shelf itself?

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by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Not very?

I dunno. It’s just a Rubbermaid wall shelf set-up I’m using to give our kitchen some badly-needed space.

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by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Is the shelf

secured to the brace? or does it just sit on top of it?

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by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a thingy that goes across the top, and you hang the uprights from that.

The uprights get secured to the wall, but most of the weight is on the top. . . whatever, frame? Can’t come up with the right word immediately.

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by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Take a picture of the whole thing and put it on facebook.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's a picture from the website to start with.

The shelves I got are different (tighter mesh for food stuff), but otherwise it’s the same thing.

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by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

This person has an incredible amount of pastel clothing.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

inorite

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by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

You're fucked.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

What a boring wardrobe.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Ideally they'd be about six inches in from the edges, but that's not an overly large shelf anyway.

How far is the left stud from the edge?

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by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

The edge will actually be on the stud itself, almost perfectly centered from what I can tell.

The problem is the AC button going crazy over that stud.

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by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

So you're going to have one that is almost dead center, or even slightly to the left of center

You should have enough room for a third stud support on the right side if the shelf is 37 inches.

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by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 3, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, so it doesn't matter if the stud finder is telling me there's a live wire there when it's centered on the left stud.

Where it’s set to go right now, there is a stud on the right side, a stud in about the center, and the stud on the left where the AC light goes off.

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by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

It should work.

The easiest way is to measure out from the center stud you know is there. If it’s about 16 inches to where you’re getting a positive signal, you can be pretty sure those studs are there.

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by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

What Aqua said.

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by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

The live wire really shouldn't be a problem.

The drywall is secured to the stud and the wire is in between studs.

The screw you are using shouldn’t hit the wire.

However, if it does, please have someone available to video you doing this and then post it to youtube.

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by bioaggie on Feb 3, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, this is mostly what I wanted to know.

Still going to confirm with others, but thanks.

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by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

The wire should be secured to a stud if it was done properly

Or contained within a conduit going to a box. Even if it wasn’t and is just hanging loose, you’re not going to pierce it with a screw going into a stud.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

>>Philkid died that day, his fiancee vowing revenge on "those assholes at LSB" for bringing this misfortune into her life.

>>>Her supervillain name will be Studfinder.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

sounds more like her porn name

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

That scares me, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Depends how they bid the job if they will use the money to do it right.

Also looking at repairs when the wiring goes bad.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 3, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Well it should get caught in the inspection

but for housing especially stuff gets missed or inspectors just don’t give a shit.

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I think 16" apart is standard.

Try tapping and listen for a sound difference.

by BHill on Feb 3, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if this will be discussed at all
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 12:15 PM CST reply actions  

That's a rec.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

green

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

BUT ALL HE DOES IS WIN.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll bet he's just waiting to get on Ellen.

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

DAT FOCUS ON THE FAMILY

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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I think 'greatest thing since sliced bread' is a misnomer.

Unsliced bread is pretty awesome too… I like having the option of extra thick slices for a sandwich or thinner slices for a piece of toast.

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

I like places

like Eatzi’s where you can get a fresh loaf of bread and if you choose have it sliced however you want.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I love bread.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

It weirds me out when people post without using the subject line.

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by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

It's visually distracting, so I notice it,

though it inclines me to not read the post.

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

It looks really creepy.

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by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

not as creepy as a crucifix

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by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Did I start that stupid subthread?

I feel like I did.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope not you,

…this time.

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by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

x

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Bummer.

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Fear the Sword Guidelines
Do not use subject lines for comments. When the thread has bold all over the place, it looks sloppy. It’s just a comment, does it really need a subject line? Only use a very short subject if you are posting a picture or GIF.

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by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

That’s retarded. This looks way more sloppy than subjects.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

They put these things in their community guidelines.

I can’t find LGT’s for some reason.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to write guidelines for ODB.

This will be one of them. Use subject lines.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Reply fail.

The OSU blog doesn’t.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

It runs in with the sig's.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Dawgs by Nature Guidelines
It has become a standard for many posters at DBN to not use the subject line when responding with a comment. This is not a requirement by any means, but I think you’ll find that it does make your posts easier to read. Sometimes it is appropriate to use the subject line in a comment – for example, in an “Open Free Agency Thread”, you might post “Eric Barton Signed” in the subject line, before posting your actual comment, to help outline a “topic within a topic”.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Our old friend Sheawasbettor is the first result.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahahahahahah yes!

On a side note, the OSU blog is dead at SB Nation.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Oklahoma State?

Because you have to say the name.

www.cowboysrideforfree.com.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the Mizzou blog

But now everybody posts a bunch of Cardinals WS gifs and it makes me sad.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Never been there.

What is it called?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, sorry, I thought you were being funny.

I meant Ohio State trying to think of other blogs under the Cleveland Fan sphere of influence.

OSU is Along the Olentangy
OSU is Building the Dam

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

So which one is dead? Ohio State?

That would surprise me. They have a huge fanbase.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Not the same scale obviously

But A&M has a decent sized fan base but the blog here sucks ass.

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I just picked up a great writer that is going to handle baylor baseball.

I’m pumped about it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, Ohio State.

My guess is they have another major site(s) elsewhere.

Similarly, Over the Monster is not that crazy, because SOSH gets all the action. Pinstripe Alley is also not that busy.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

This makes me somewhat happier

that we didn’t go with Those Brazos Bears.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it I'll be damned?

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably because people are afraid to click a link or search for a site called "cowboysrideforfree"

while at work.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's Go Tribe Guidelines
Oh yeah, about the comments with the subject line: back in the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth, all comments had required subject lines. So please bear with the eye pain.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Nobody has signatures over there.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

My God. I'm reading the "Fielder to DET" thread.

It’s just awful.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

How are they not laughing at that deal?

How are so many people saying it’s worth it?!

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

They're just caught up in the Big Signing Honeymoon period

I imagine we would’ve reacted the same way if the Rangers had signed Cliff Lee or Prince or Pujols to a preposterous 7-8 year deal for $texas.

Give ‘em a couple years to see the financial ramifications of the deal and they’ll make our grousing about Face’s contract sound like polite misgivings.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

This is the Indians blog, though.

Not Detroit’s. The Indians fans should see how dumb it is straightaway.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn

Gonna put myself in the penalty box for that one.

See you guys in 5.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

If the Rangers had signed Fielder for that I would have put all my energy in to this season because we would be better this season.

I would not in any way deny how scary thing thing makes the future.

But, again, this is beside the point since we’re talking about Let’s Go Tribe.

I also notice they seem to ignore the future a LOT at many other blogs. It is always and only about the next season. I wonder if LSB’s focus on long-term is a result of what our FO seems to focus on, or just a coincidence.

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by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Granted.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't see how you even do it regularly.

When you press reply, it puts the cursor into the subject line first. That means to skip posting a subject line, you have to purposefully tab into the text box and then hit enter.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

#firstworldnerdproblems

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 3, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Look a newb!

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't know if this has been mentioned, but

NFL adding more THursday games and ALL teams will get a primetime game.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7537208/nfl-adding-more-thursday-games-schedule-commissioner-roger-goodell-says

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 12:34 PM CST reply actions  

Bah

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

From a Tebow article
But it was during a conversation with two attractive female servers behind the scenes where the Denver Broncos superstar showed his real sense of humor. Tebow told the ladies, who were taking a break from serving the crowd of around 1,000 guests, that his real name was "Tommy Turbo."

“He told us he was called Tommy Turbo, not Tebow," said a waitress named Deborah, 26. "He said it was because he was a really good chess player and played really fast. He was pretty funny and we had a good time talking to him. I know he is famous but he was really friendly and a lot of fun."

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

And now, we wait for the Turbo Man: Tebow Edition photoshop

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Tommy Turbo might be the funniest nickname ever.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Jadeveon "Doo Doo" Clowney would like a word.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Just popped my GF's Sonic cherry

She was fascinated by the limeade and slush choices. And agreed the tots are pretty darn good.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 12:50 PM CST reply actions  

Route 44 Powerade slush is the only thing I get there.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

It's tremendous

I love their Blasts though.

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I should give their desert drinks another try.

I just really dislike the food, so I don’t frequent the place much at all.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Nobody

had better limeades than Braums, nobody.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember Braums

We don’t have them up here in MN though, just got our first Sonic like 2 years ago. Dairy Queen is based out of here too so it would be hard to break in to this market. Much like Minneapolis is the only major city in America without a Wal-Mart in it.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

No Walmart?

Sounds like heaven.

I know people from Chicago who have never eaten at or been to Sonic.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

They have them in the suburbs, a couple anyway

The Target I get most of my stuff at is Target #1, which I always find amusing for some reason.

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I should have gotten a bigger cherry limeade

For only having it once a year, I should have been to enjoy it longer

@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.

by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, the AM thread is exactly why I wish I went in to internet psychology.

So damn fascinating.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

Ugh.

That thread s horrid.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

The psychology of someone's made up persona.

At least you would have job security.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

we are all experts on everything

/internet

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

OMG

Got a wrap sandwich from the cafe downstairs in our new office- sooooo good. Think I may be eating down there more often.

"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."

- Wash

by RCCook on Feb 3, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

How good can a wrap really be?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Like listening to people talk about “the best salad bar in town.”

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I got a chicken & avocado sandwich on jalapeno cornbread

from one of the catering places in Austin for lunch. Delicious.

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson

by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool!

We have an image of a crashed Millennium Falcon at the bottom of the sea near Sweden.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 1:19 PM CST reply actions  

Where did you find this?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Here

LINK

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

200 feet across.

Yeesh.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Only 300 feet down

You could get good pictures of this (almost definitely natural formation) pretty easily.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like rocks to me.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

It's almost definitely a rock formation

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It's almost definitely not the Milleneum Falcon from the movie Star Wars.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

George Lucas ... maker of documentaries?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

nah...probably just planted there by Lucas

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

In Search of Ancient Astronauts

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

you somehow didnt post the greatest ancient aliens thing ever

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

cool

I read this story before the images were released.

by Goyogringo on Feb 3, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

calling my ticket dude back regarding tailgate weekend

how many extras should i ask for? at 55 now.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 1:19 PM CST reply actions  

??

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I imagine we'll find a home for however many you pick up.

As opening day approaches, I wonder if interest will actually increase.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

well i am wondering how many extras i should try to get/put a deposit on

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

like 5 more?

8 more? 10 more?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Easy.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

so you think another 10 on top of whose agreed to come

its actually jsut anothet 9 – BT wants a ticket

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

well i'm for sure paying you this weekend so thats 2 unless you're already counting me

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

you are on the list

looks like i am asking for 65, this is 8 extra

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

That's plenty.

If people didn’t get in, they can just procure their own tickets. And if by some off chance we don’t get the extras sold to LSBers, it shouldn’t be hard to unload those on Stubhub or whatnot.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

we are good

65 seats together = a go.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

holy smokes

Good work, man. Thanks for taking the lead on this… wouldn’t have happened with out you.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

hey im not doing jack

you and witt are the ones doing the real work

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Your initiave, organization skills, and talent for talking to the right person

are all things I struggle with. Flipping meat while drinking alcohol is fun.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

\//\// (()) \//\// !!!!

.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't get it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

It says WOW.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Feb 3, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't that how people make images of vaginas with letters?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

gracias ....i'm fucking stoked for this

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by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

boom

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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Life changing gif

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD THEY GET BETTER.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Shouldn't take long.

You’re fired!

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

The lady's face in the top right is hilarious

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by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

All I hear in my head:

DIP SET DIP SET DIP SET

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

ALL OF THESE WOMEN NOT ONLY APPROVE BUT ARE ENCHANTED BY THIS FOUR YEAR OLD WHORE

PROFESSORFARSNWORTHMOTHERFUCKINGIDONTWANTTOLIVEONTHISMOTHERFUCKINGPLANETANYMOTHERFUCKINGMORE.MOTHERFUCKINGGIF

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I had to double check to make sure Herbie didn't post this.

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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Discuss...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

Patriots fan? Or Dolphins fan that lost a bet?

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Dolphins fan

He had to do this to get Super Bowl tickets. He probably decided to beat the guy and take the tickets.

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

mug shot? if so, funny ...

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh college...

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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

This makes me feel much better about my own creativity.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Pics or it didn't happen.

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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn.

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by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I could never get my pencils and paper clips to stick.

Some kids were badass at that.

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHAH!

that’s amazing!

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean that Fart joke was almost always there, even before they put up new signs around campus.

But whomever did this certainly took it to a new level.

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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

They have a good art program too.

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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that was close

Lightening struck really close to me. Scared the hell out of me

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by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

good thing he still uses a wooden racket

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by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you mean he takes his wood and whacks it.

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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

That's how Superheros are made.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Step aside!

It’s celibacy man!

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colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

THE COCKBLOCKER.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

And the great opportunities to use ACDC as your walk-up music.

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by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

So, just played the Kingdom of Alamur demo...

That is one fun game.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:28 PM CST reply actions  

what kind of game is it

what games is it like?

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by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

It's from some of the creators of the Elder Scrolls series, specifically Morrowwind and Oblivion.

3rd person RPG. Curt Schilling’s first game from his dev team he owns.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

so is it like the elderscrolls?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

It seems to be a little more streamlined and combat based

while still keeping the open world feel.

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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's combat based

And it’s open world with what seems to be a ton of quest options. In fact, it was a bit overwhelming at first at how many options you had right away.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Jeff Gerstmann seemed to like it when he discussed it on the Bombcast.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't think it's groundbreaking

It takes a number of elements from several games and puts them together.

It’s a fun, cartoon-y RPG style game.

To be honest, it felt almost like a Jak & Daxter type of game. If that makes sense.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Can you get a bloody sock in it?

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by TargetField on Feb 3, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

It's an action-based RPG

Sort of cartoony in a way, not exactly super serious. Lots and lots of items and options you pick up immediately for armor, spells, weapons, etc.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Leaving at 3:30 today

for no other reason than I realized filling out my time card today that I have an hour and a half comp time I never used from like a half year ago.

Feels good. Feels real good.

cs,b

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

Whatever happened to the day

when baseball players were supposed to be alcoholics?!

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

That was before they were multimillionaires in the making.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm telling you.

Next they’re gonna tell me I can’t smoke in church anymore.

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by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

After reading about the Cleveland SBN blogs guidelines

I have to take a little bit of time to thank Adam for making LSB the way it is.

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

how crazy are the rules?

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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Scroll up a little bit

They aren’t as bad as BtB, but they’re bad.

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Now go off and use profanity while talking politics!

Sony forget about personal attacks!

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Don't*

Not Sony

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

He hates SBN guidelines, too

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Or *they* do

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I think the subject line rules are ridiculous

We keep it a bit tighter at DBD, mainly because the demographic of the blog is so much different there. But generally, I like to think we aren’t too crazy about it.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Why wouldn't you use the subject line?

It’s ridiculous

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It's more idiotic than Revs hair

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

They're idiots

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Ok, so I'm doing great with complex algebra but struggling to remember the simple shit.

-9i – (-5+4i)

This is (5 – 5i), right?

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

No.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

i looked at this and just remembered how thankful iam to never need this shit again.

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by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

T to the H to the I to the S

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

word

NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development

by shock00 on Feb 3, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

How?

-9i – (+4i) is -5, right?

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

The negative sign in front of (-5+4i)

makes the 5 positive and the 4i negative.

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Shitballs.

This simple shit is going to fuck me up.

Gotcha. Thanks.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I always skip that step.

I haven’t done math like this since 2000, so I’m trying to remember all the rules on the fly.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

So -9i-4i+5 = -13i+5 = 5-13i

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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yuop

And that’s what I originally thought it was.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, don't tempt me.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I can go for this!

It’s the one subject I have a chance of coming out looking like something other than a complete ass!

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

lofty goals there.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.

by Escher on Feb 3, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I need to reevaluate my goals.

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's get some Geometry proofs up in here!

No, let’s not.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

We could have homework help subthreads.

I’dbe all over that.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually liked proofs. But my geometry teacher is the reason why I started to hate math.

Used to be my best subject and also why I was accepted into the gifted & talented program.

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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I was really good at math until calculus.

But I never liked it.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I loved math until calculus.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 3, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Same here.

Calculus was basically learning another language.

I should have taken Spanish or better yet Japanese.

by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Learning kanji is almost as bad as Calculus, if you ask me

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

So many random ass symbols.

And imaginary numbers.

IF THE NUMBERS ARE IMAGINARY, WHY DO WE FUCKING CARE?

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by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

Once letters and fucking Greek started replacing the numbers in my math homework, my grades went straight to poop.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Specifically, calculus 2. I do like statistics, though. I contend that it’s because I actually like numbers and thus stopped liking math at the levels that it became more (greek) letters than numbers.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I made 100s in Geometry

and hated every single second of it.

Algebra and Pre-cal? Pfffft. Only passed because my defensive line coach was my teacher.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I finished with a 110 overall average for the entire year in Geometry

So they put me in AP Pre-Cal.

I….did not do so well.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh word

I never took actual Calculus. After the clusterfuck that was pre-Cal, there was no way that was going down.

In college I took my C+ in Ideas in Mathematics my first semester and then shut that shit down forever.

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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Since I'm a journalism major, we ony had to take college algebra

and I tested out because my SAT was high enough.

The only math I had to take at Mizzou was statistics (which counts as a science here).

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I've heard Statistics can be a real bitch though

I’m probably gonna have to take it as a pre-req in grad school.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I loved Stat

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

If it's practical I should do ok

The reason I could do so well in geometry was because I could visualize and conceptualize an angle, a degree, a measure of volume, etc.

But algebra? Calculus? How the fuck do you visualize a co-sign, or a tangent, or a function? Too abstract for my brain to handle.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I know how to go on a tangent.

But that’s not calc.

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by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

You'll do fine then

This is the problem I had as well

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Sometimes statistics can be a bit woozy think about

Understanding what a p-value or some such is actually saying and how it gets misrepresented in everyday usage falls into that territory.

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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Stats was super easy.

I got a 100 in it.

It was probably the professor, but we got a formula sheet so it was basically just knowing which numbers to plug in.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

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by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Statistics was tough, but I did well at it.

It helped that I had a hot blonde as a study partner, so I worked harder in that class than I did in any of my others.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 3, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I did fine in pre-Cal, but that was in high school.

When I jumped into Calculus at UT, that was a whole other story.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 3, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Algebra was super easy for me.

Unfortunately then next math class was geometry.

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by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

No pre-calculus or calculus please.

I barely passed that calc in high school, yet somehow made a 4 on the AP exam while only finishing one section.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I got a 1 on the Calculus AP Exam

=)

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

The scale is 1-5

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Best being 5.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I got a 3 or 4 on every single one I took which I think ended up being like 7 or so exams.

I was a nerd, wasn’t i?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Junior year I took 5.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm trying to remember all the ones I took.

English Language (junior year)
Would have taken English Lit but I was to the exam by 2 minutes and the teacher wouldn’t let me take it.
Spanish Language (junior year)
Spanish Lit (senior year)
AB Calc (senior year)
US History (junior year)
US Government (senior year)
Microeconomics (senior year)

I feel like I missing one or two, but I can’t for the life of me think of what they could be.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

was late*

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That sucks.

I remember having the calc one on my birthday senior year and the day before having econ.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Took them a year to refund the money I paid to take the damn thing.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Lameee

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You should have just gone to TAMS

=)

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

A number of people from my high school applied and were accepted to TAMS.

So many in fact that they had to put people on wait lists to allow for people from elsewhere that chance to get in.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Plano?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. Specifically the East cluster since Clark/Williams/Plano East are the only Plano schools that offer IB.

Therefore all the students in the West or Plano cluster who want to do IB transfer to my school.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

That makes sense.

There were definitely a lot from there. Big asian group, my year.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh God.

It was on my resume. I hope they don’t fire me.

by DFWAg on Feb 3, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would you joke about it?

Because the thought of going 10 years thinking you aced a calculus exam and really did the complete opposite is …….. hilarious.

by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

AB or BC?

I took AB.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

BC

My AB subscore was 2.

So no credit given.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

This is how mine went :/

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

It was really hard.

I sucked at calc.

I never understood anything.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I was able to do okay in the class because there were only a couple topics on a test at a time

But put it all together…awful

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen

by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I wanted to take BC but I realized that was crazy talk as I was taking honors pre-calc concurrently with calc.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I got a 5 on AB my junior year

double 5 on BC my senior year.

’sup

by sarnold on Feb 3, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah let's....

No. Let’s not do that. Not at all.

"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix

by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

wouldn't it be -13i+5?

Then again I haven’t taken a math class since high school.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what it looks like to me, too.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 3, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't even have the slightest.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

5-13i

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 3, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

The most I use numbers is to count how many hours until I get to go home.

I think the answer is

5-13i

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

So I just overheard a conversation between two of my Christian co-workers

talking about how absurd Scientology is.

I chuckled.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

Good call, dude.

This was a worth while post.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

i enjoyed it

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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Hah

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, biting sarcasm from Disney Boy.

How on earth will I recover?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Really, man?

What are you, enrolled in Josey’s school of stupid name calling?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Why do you care?

He started shit with me for no apparent reason and you’re defending him?

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 4, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

New official LSB dog.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 3:01 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

No

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Feb 3, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I post pictures of my dog on here all damn day.

but in this case, that is correct.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It toke me a second

I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)

by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Took*

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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Poor dog.

"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH

by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha. Awesome.

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 3, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

seconded

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix

by bigtill2002 on Feb 3, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Went to a really cool event last night in NYC. Heard Dave McKenna, Dan Steinberg, and Sally Jenkins

all talk about journalism stuff. McKenna was the guy who wrote the Dan Snyder article which resulted in a lawsuit that was ultimately dropped.

Hearing Sally Jenkins talk about just how bad Paterno’s condition was when she interviewed him was sad.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

hows the internship?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

It's good. Bored right now though :(

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

We talked at length about Sally Jenkins' Paterno stuff in class.

Twas interesting chat.

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

place too, that is.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

buncha freaking nerds!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

Of course.

I’m an internet nerd, baseball nerd, Star Wars nerd, food nerd, Simpsons nerd, music nerd, and bike nerd. But math is for nerd nerds.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

NERRRRRRDDDDDD!

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

d

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

It feels like it's time for a new thread.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 3:10 PM CST reply actions  

DoIt.gif

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

that too

Yahoo Serious needs to make a damn pick.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

This guy?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM

"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM

by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I am going to run out of Australia insults before the season even starts.

that’s how much Jon sucks.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11

by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

….greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

iblum finally made good

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

iblum?

It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011

by crazy86er on Feb 3, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol.

They didn’t specify who.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Just read that email.

Pretty intense.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.

by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

IANF started at new OT

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Feb 3, 2012 3:21 PM CST reply actions  

link

We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls

colonialbob

by mizzou918 on Feb 3, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

(clicking, clicking ...)

"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012

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