2/3 OT Thread
February 3 is the 34th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 331 days remaining until the end of the year (332 in leap years).
- 1870 – The Fifteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified, guaranteeing voting rights to citizens regardless of race.
- 1900 – Governor of Kentucky William Goebel dies of wound sustained in an assassination attempt three days earlier in Frankfort, Kentucky.
- 1913 – The Sixteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified, authorizing the Federal government to impose and collect an income tax.
- 1916 – Parliament buildings in Ottawa, Canada burn down.
- 1917 – World War I: The United States breaks off diplomatic relations with Germany a day after the latter announced a new policy of unrestricted submarine warfare.
- 1918 – The Twin Peaks Tunnel in San Francisco, California begins service as the longest streetcar tunnel in the world at 11,920 feet (3,633 meters) long.
- 1931 – The Hawke's Bay earthquake, New Zealand's worst natural disaster, kills 258.
- 1943 – The USAT Dorchester is sunk by a German U-boat. Only 230 of 902 men aboard survived. The Chapel of the Four Chaplains, dedicated by President Harry Truman, is one of many memorials established to commemorate the Four Chaplains story.
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"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Mother fucking facepalm
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 3, 2012 5:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I thought that was just a sarcastic joke nobody was dumb enough to take seriously
Judging by some, if not the majority of those tweets, I vastly overestimated humanity… again.
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 3, 2012 6:28 AM CST up reply actions
Posted that link on my fb.
Now someone is ranting there shouldn’t be a black history month without there being a native American month
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 3, 2012 6:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
And there is one
In November
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 3, 2012 6:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
April, I'd assume
Passover is the Jews’ Super Bowl!
by Apes and Androids on Feb 3, 2012 8:00 AM CST up reply actions
There should be a Native American month.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Interesting, yes.
Obscenely tragic, also.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Of course. I feel that it's important for people to learn about events like that.
We had a TX history course in high school that focused on Native Americans. Was probably my favorite course in high school.
There is one
Everything about people is the worst. - Jeff Sullivan
by LSJ on Feb 3, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Einstein was right...
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 3, 2012 7:42 AM CST up reply actions
You also have the quote of
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former
Yeah
I always get a kick out of the persecuted white Christian males who think that the world is out to get them and they have no rights.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
The War on Christmas rages on
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:11 AM CST up reply actions
I know right?
How are Christians supposed to just let it go that some people have the gall to say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas? If only all local, state, and federal government offices, schools and almost all businesses were closed on Christmas so they could celebrate it……oh wait.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
However.....
The Black Miss America pageant is just stupid.
"A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous." - Sam "MayDay" Malone
I doubt that
I am a member of the NAACP
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Let me speak for my fellow whities when I say
EVERY month is white history month, we all up in that shit.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
I predict today's AM thread
will be absolutely terrible. Like… oh my god bad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
All the threads will be bad
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Feb 3, 2012 6:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Shutting one's mouth
Will not stop the signing of Oswalt
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 6:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Several low points for LSB last night.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
i dont even want to go in that thread
i can imagine
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
There were some typically callous remarks about how this affected contract negotiations
and some typically ignorant remarks about not seeing why having a drink at a bar is a big deal. I didn’t think it was anything too out of the ordinary for LSB.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't find the contract comments all that insensitive
People deal with events in terms of “how does this effect me?” Since we aren’t the ones struggling with an addiction, and we aren’t close personal friends or family of Josh Hamilton, the only way we are personally affected by this is through the business transactions of our favorite baseball team (who Josh Hamilton happens to play for).
I admire Josh Hamilton, but I don’t know him. I honestly can’t relate to him because we don’t share much of a world view and I have never gone through a devastating addiction.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
can we please keep hamilton stuff out of this thread
please.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
prolly a good idea
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Lots of "fuck offs" from the typical shit-heads as well.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
What really weirds me out sometimes about LSB is the selective sensitivity of the group at large
I didn’t really go through that thread so I’m not really talking about anything specific here.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
low point
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
mornin sunshine
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
What it is, Wharton.
I want to go back to bed..
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 7:57 AM CST up reply actions
Morning, sweetheart
"I thought that the most likely way to die during sex is if you're banging a porcupine and it shoots it's quills at you and they puncture a lung or something"
by Bob Loblaw on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM EST
by Suicide Prince on Feb 3, 2012 7:58 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Morning, Benji
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Mornin'....how the heck are ya?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 3, 2012 8:05 AM CST up reply actions
Good morning starshine
the earth says hello
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Wow such response
Thanks guys…
Just sitting on a plane
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Feb 3, 2012 9:01 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I am sure that many of you are aware of retire/rehire
The person has to be retired for 30 days before they can be rehired in Texas.
There is a guy here who a) retired b) will be rehired in 30 days and c) also was hired as the interim guy during the 30 days he has to be “retired” in order to be “rehired”
unbelievable.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
after reading the josh relapse thread...
i’m preparing to annoyed with this mornings OT..
Josh-Free-OT?
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
*to BE*
i need to get more sleep at nite.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
I hereby promise not to respond to another thing about Hamilton and alcohol in an OT thread.
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"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
This chick is really trying to beat the high score on Dance Dance Revolution..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That little bastard stole my moves!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
So, I witnessed a death the other day..
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
Yikes......sorry to hear that....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Feb 3, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions
Any plans to elaborate?
Or just gonna leave it out there?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions
Yup, just waiting for people to respond hah.
I was pulling onto base after getting my oil changed, and this guy (who’s in the military) on a motorcycle cut through traffic to go straight through the light (it’s legal in California for motorcycles to ride on the line through traffic.. which is stupid and really annoying). A car coming from the opposite side of me apparently was really tired of waiting for an opening to turn into the entrance, so he decided to try to force his way in. He turned into the intersection right as the motorcycle was coming out of the cars and into the intersection and they pretty much hit head on. The guy on the motorcycle flew into the fence and it was insane. Like you see those crappy effects in tv shows or skits where they toss dolls to simulate body flight.. except that’s really what it looked like. Because I was turning into the entrance right as it happened, I was clear to go on base. I got through security and then parked my car in the first parking lot to walk back over there to see if I could help. By the time I got over there the MAs (military police) were surrounding the guy and checking him out, breathing, injuries stuff like that, and not letting anybody get close to the scene. I kinda felt bad but decided that they had more of a chance to help him than I did, so I walked back to my car to go home. Luckily there is a medical center less than a quarter mile away from the entrance of the base, so it wasn’t too long of a wait. Well, just found out this morning that he died at the scene.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That's pretty awful man, sorry to hear that.
And tragic for that guy.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, I feel awful for the family, obviously, but I also feel really bad for the guy who was driving the car.
I think it was for the best that they didn’t let anyone really get close, so I didn’t really get that rush of trying to help him and despair when he didn’t pull through. It is really sad though.
Also: A girl that I work with is now in jail and looking at either 12-25 years, or 25 to life because she stabbed her husband to death.
Crazy shit, man.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
[orders kevlar vest]
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
Damn.
Guess I’ll just have stick to the whole ‘try to be a good husband/dad and always be ready to ninja roll out of the way’ plan.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Poor guy. I have an irrational fear of motorcycles, and this doesn't help.
One of my best friends is an Austin Firefighter, and its weird to here him tell stories like this in such a disaffected manner, as if he were telling me about a hockey game he watched.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Well in a sense I think they have to be like that or they'd go insane.
I couldn’t handle knowing that every day I could possibly see people who were alive an hour ago and now dead.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
That's terrible dude. I saw a couple on a bike after they got hit by a drunk driver
And it was a hard thing to shake for a few days
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 9:50 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, luckily I didn't have to sit behind the scene and basically watch for 2 hours like the cars directly behind me had to.
It shook me pretty bad though seeing a body fly about 50 feet into an iron fence.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
So... what sense does it make to let motorcycles ride the line in traffic?
That is the dumbest traffic law I’ve ever heard in my life.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ever driven on the Hwy in LA at rush hour?
That’s why they’re allowed to do it.
Scares the shit out of you sitting in a car and all of the sudden a motorcycle passes you on the line between you and the next lane. It’s very unsettling, but for the ability to get around LA I understand it.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
It's like this in India, too.
Granted, they have a much more….laissez faire…sense of traffic rules.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
I've said it before
but I’d love a moped. Sigh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
My GF got one last summer
Not gonna lie, I love riding it.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Jelly
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
You said the same thing about her Brazilian wax.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't think they should be given any advantage over a car in traffic.. if we have to sit then they should too.
Also, it is extremely dangerous and damn near scares the shit out of me when a motorcycle flies by a foot outside at 40 when I’m sitting still.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
I agree
I don’t think they should be given any advantage either. I’m just saying after having driven in that horrible mess I can understand why people out there own motorcycles and drive like that. I don’t think they should be allowed to it’s incredibly dangerous.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
yeah, traffic here sucks.
San Diego traffic sucks.. but it’s not as bad as LA traffic
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
They're allowed to do this unsafe thing to reward impatient people with limited route creativity or time management.
I echo Aqua: “what sense does it make?”
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I think it's legal in Washington, too.
At least it happens all the time. It’s astounding.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
btw
another reason motorcycles scare the crap out of me and I will never ride one… you just never know what another person is going to do and there’s just no margin for error on a cycle. Scares me to death to see guys riding a crotch rocket in heavy traffic.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
fucking scary, huh?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
It's something I hope to never see again, for sure.
if i wanted a roast beef sandwich id just pull your panties down - I am Neftali Feliz
how is the rom running for you benji?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
@max and @benji
big battery for GSM version (with review)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Was pleasantly surpirsed by Dirty Harry 4 (Sudden Impact)
Was probably the second best of the series. Had a great line or two. Directed by Eastwood, didn’t make me want to immediately gouge out my eyes and ears like The Enforcer did.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
I agree
that is definitely one of the better ones.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
On a related note
Are any of the other Death Wish movies worth checking out? I’ve seen and remotely enjoyed the first one. Not really enthusiastic about any of the others though.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:16 AM CST up reply actions
The third one is not awful
but all in all they’re pretty much the same movie.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Apparently Liam Neeson is in The Dead Pool
So….I guess there’s that to look forward to.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 8:30 AM CST up reply actions
Tailgate IV Post #2
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Woah.
Does it stop being free at some point?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
dont think so
as long as you got an account you are good i think
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
damn

The creature, along with other specimens, was captured in a deep-water trap located four miles down in the Kermadec Trench, one of the deepest on Earth. “We pulled up the trap, and lying among the fish were these absolutely massive amphipods, and there was no inkling whatsoever that these things should be there,” said Jamieson.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
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These massive crustaceans were originally discovered in 1899 when two were caught in a trawler net in the Atlantic. They then “disappeared” into the watery depths for nearly a hundred years until scientists in Hawaii photographed them in the northern Pacific. The largest ever was regurgitated by a seagull in 1983 and—what was left of it, at least—measured 13 inches.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
wow what the hell
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
What kind of prawn are we talking about here?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
by bioaggie on Feb 3, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions 28 recs
rec'd
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
That's quality joke making right there.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
A+
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
How was the steak?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Delicious.
Thanks for your help, everything worked out really well.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
23
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
This might be the cleverest joke in a long time 'round these parts.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
19!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
thank you for ensuring i will never get in the ocean again
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i already saw the video of the great white shark going around the boat in pacific ocean somewhere
nothankyou
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Just don't dress up
like a baby sea lion and you should be fine.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
The ocean scares me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
mmmm
marinate in some soy, lime, and chili and put that bitch over some coals
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
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“They actually don’t feel real,” Alan Jamieson, University of Aberdeen lecturer and expedition leader, told OurAmazingPlanet of the November 2011 find. “They feel like plastic toys. They have a waxy texture to them.”
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
OK
Extra marinade then. Break down those connective tissues
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
But Alan would eventually grow to love his wife's breast implants.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 10:02 AM CST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Well played
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
That looks delicious.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Don't like shrimp?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The shrimp/prawns I like are something I would consider somewhat bite sized.
That’s like eating a shrimp steak.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
I don't get how that doesn't sound awesome.
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I'd get down on that shrimp steak, that's for true.
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Haha, I know...it's weird.
I just think it looks gross.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
regular shrimp
look pretty gross too before they’re cooked. I also wouldn’t call lobsters or crabs good looking creatures either unless they’re bright red on my plate in front of me.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I love shit like this
(channeling the childhood biologist wannabee in me)
Looks like a shrimp-cockroach from the Cambrian period.
Kind of late to the party..
I just started Skyrim and I must say, this is absolutely one of the best games I’ve every played. I think this game was beaten to death in another thread though..
Not to beat this to death though...
Cause I’m hesitant to get it….do you have it on PC or console?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
if you have ps3 wait for the big patch
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
What's the patch and when's it coming?
What’s the perk of PS3 vs 360?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
i just know its "coming"
from twitter and such
its not totally broken anymore on ps3 i dont think, but there are def issues
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Oh wow..
So the PS3 version is broken….
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
In some games, there's a lag
the bigger the save file gets.
The upcoming patch is supposed to correct this, or at least make it manageable.
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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
Not sure there is a perk between the two.
Other than my 360 bias with the better overall audio output.
360..
I played Oblivion and slightly enjoyed it, but it was tedious and repetitive. Didn’t get into the story as much, found it annoying with the loading times, etc. Skyrim blows Oblivion out of the water though. I don’t think there are that many “perfect games” since I am a big SNES and N64 guy from back in the day, and I definitely don’t play RPG games often, but this game is truly fantastic. It really is one of, if not the best game I’ve ever played.
This sounds a lot like me.
I’m not a big RPG guy, but love great stories. Big fan of action games like Uncharted, puzzle games like Portal. The Portal games may be my favorite games of all time.
Thanks for the info.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
Portal is definitely my favorite of all time
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
I get a lot of negative feedback for this..
But Perfect Dark is one of my favorite games of all-time. More than Goldeneye. I even enjoyed Perfect Dark Zero.
I get a lot of negative feedback for this one...
…I think Perfect Dark is insanely overrated.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
you play the fallout series?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Yes.
Really enjoyed Fallout 3, but wasn’t a fan of New Vegas.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
dang
was going to offer to send you fallout 3 for the cost of postage haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Ha!
I appreciate it. I got if for the PC last year when on the oil rig.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
ahhh ok
its a really fun game, you played the DLC right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
No, I haven't.
Right when I finished up Fallout, we got to the massive releases of November and December.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
oh man
DLC for new vegas = fun
DLC for 3 = good as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Love Portal
and I’m the big FPS guy who plays COD all the time (that guy). But seriously, you should at least rent it to check it out. Great story, endless quest and objectives, huge map, graphics and just overall enjoyable.
Yeah, I've been playing BF3 just about every day for the past few months.
Beat Uncharted 3 and Arkham City, don’t have much else to play right now.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
you want to sell either of those?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Hmm....
Possibly. I was thinking of trading them in for Skyrim.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
Also, if you've played Resident Evil and Assassin's Creed...
Skyrim is almost, to me, like a perfect combination of both (maybe because I sneak a lot in Skyrim?) It is better than both but a combination of two.
Oh nice.
AC is perhaps my second favorite series of games. Really love those. I’m a sucker for crazy biblical mythology stories like that.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
I haven't even played the latest two.
Kind of a broke college student, so I only buy what I really want. I’ll probably borrow Revelations and Brotherhood from a buddy this summer.
They're ok
Although the fight mechanics are becoming a bit dated — sort of like in Uncharted. Especially after playing Arkham City.
I’m hoping that AC:3 updates all that.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
Flies right in the face of your RPG guy stuff
but download the Kingdoms of Amalur demo.
It is rad.
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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
oh my god is it ever rad
I have a huge bonnet for this game right now
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 9:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am somehow going to buy it next week
I do not have the money but it will be mine
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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
Make a Wish Foundation
I’ll lie for you.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 10:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was thinking more using my wife's credit card and not telling her.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
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"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
One scenatio involves faking a terminal illness
The other involves actually dying. Your call.
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 10:24 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Seriously why do the next two months have to be like WHOOOA in video games.
KOA, UFC 3 (which the demo plays so awesome), ME3, MLB 12… LET ME KEEP SOME MONEY VIDEO GAME COMPANIES
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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Traded in my old iphone the other day
for preorders of MLB12, and the new SSX plus a few other games. Any idea if RTTS files will be transferrable to MLB12 from 11?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think they have been in the past
which sucks.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'd be much more upset by that if I didn't keep getting traded
to the damn Blue Jays.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
Apparently trade logic is much better this time around
at least for Franchise, so I assume it would be for RTTS too.
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I hope so.
A pennant chasing Rangers team seems unlikely to trade for Rajai Davis at the break.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Is this on 360?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Yup.
I don’t know if you’re a Mass Effect dude, but if you are, playing the demo gets you Mass Effect goodies.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I always feel bad for people that play games like this on a console
Runs soooo much better on a PC
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
That's probably true
Not everyone can afford a PC good enough to handle these games.
I’m working towards saving to build one, just don’t have it yet.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
That is my "fee" for staying with my brother
Since I am crashing his and his wife’s place I have to build them a computer while I am down there. Better get done before the tailgate starts!
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
ughh thats awful
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
So, VA takes their time sending that first stipend check.
….alright.
/liedtobyvacertifyingofficial
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
Yep.
We were told the payments to the school would be delayed but our stipend check would come Feb. 1 with no issues.
Nope.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
hopefully they wont
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I was approved for the 90-day deferral...
So hopefully I’m good there.
I also applied for the Pell Grant, should find out next week if I get it. That would be….welcome.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:27 AM CST up reply actions
Yep, I'd continue to apply for everything they want to give you.
You should be fine since you got a deferral. I haven’t dealt with post 9/11 benefits yet, but I may decide to use them eventually.
I also found out you can now transfer your Hazlewood benefits to your dependents.
That is…insane. You can break up the 150 hours however you want.
Hopefully the Pell Grant is something significant, since my 2011 tax return will prevent me from getting anything at all for next semester.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
No there isn't.
Basically, I can use the Hazlewood for both my wife and I to get our Masters…..It’s….awesome.
Right now my focus is on Algebra.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
Yup
For the most part Texas does right by its vets.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 10:49 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
So I wake up this morning, got a decent amount of sleep, and get ready for work and am pretty happy to start my day and get Friday going.
I hop in the truck to start my commute and who do I hear on the radio with the Musers? Frank Caliendo and then I realize my whole fucking weekend is fucked thanks to that no talent assclown.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
BUT BT, HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE GEORGE BUSH!!!!
IT’S HILLLLLLLARRRRIOUS!!!!! Now I’m off to watch some 2 Broke Girls and Last Man Standing.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
whitney!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
If you say it three times while looking into a mirror
You’ll have diarrhea for a week
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I hate her.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Anytime anybody tells me that I just tell them that Dave Coullier has been doing this for 30 years.
The quickly shut the fuck up.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Yeah the difference is...
His impressions actually made me laugh…once.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
SPCA commercials are funnier than that stupid fat fuck...
I’d rather listen to Carlos Mencia
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
how does caliendo have his own theatre in las vegas?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
Caliendo is playing the Improv April 27th-29th.
Let’s go, Till.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Only if we're planning an assassination (one of my favorite words of all time)
Cause seriously that guy needs to die. (Don’t really mean that but whatever gets him off my tv)
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Fuck you if you mean this.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
In all seriousness
Charlie Murphy at the end of March. I’m tempted.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I feel like he's milking Chappelle Show and won't be that funny.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
They should just introduce him as...
“That Guy from the Rick James Skit!”
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
That's disappointing to hear. I just watched the Player Haters skit the other night.
Still hilarious.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That of course was Beautiful talking.
Beautiful, on the weekends, does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
She wears underwear with dick-holes in 'em.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Any body here pay for a lawn service?
Working later hours and weekends, and my kid won’t be yard mowing age for another 12 years.
Cost? Services provided? Worth it?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Done.
You have made a grave mistake, son.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
He must be in high school.
Undervalues money and overvalues beer.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
So, for the Stars fans here...did you see Gaglardi's comments about the payroll?
“We will be pursuing things. I think we will be active in the trade deadline, and certainly during the summer (during free agency). We are not going to be a floor team (of the NHL’s salary cap). We can’t be a floor team. We have to be in the middle to a top cap team to be able to thrive in Dallas. We want to be successful and be an elite team and I don’t think you can do that and be a floor team. My eyes are wide open about this. If you look at Dallas, we will be rewarded if we are competitive. If we are a so-so, blah team the market has spoken there is not enough interest in following that team.”
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I think I'm going to really like this guy.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
he's saying all the right things so far
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Hopefully we see some follow-thru.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
i'm ready....lets do it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
did we really ever expect anything different
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions
i hit enter accidentally to expand
dallas is a huge market and a potential gold mine if you can build a winner even if you aren’t the cowboys but yo HAVE to win to be successful here its not like Toronto or NY where you can have max payroll and be mediocre year after year
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
but we've had years of shitty ownership so its nice to hear these things
we expected it but its different to have someone follow thru
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
He wasn't a bad owner before he decided to buy a half billion dollar football club
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
but thats exactly the problem....the Stars are in this position because of him
the last 3 yrs of suck is all his fault.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
So what's Toronto's excuse?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
GM
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Two pro sports teams that make me scratch my head in disbelief:
Leafs, and Knicks.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
It's harder in basketball.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
TWSS
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Eh...
I’d say he made a number of poor decisions after 2002.
He hired Doug Armstrong, who made a number of bad trades. They tried to moneywhip the team with bad contracts to players like Turgeon. He hired Les Jackson and Brett Hull as General Managers.
The team won in the late 90’s because he was willing to pay, yes, but also because he had Bob Gainey running things. After Gainey left and Hitchcock was fired, Hicks struggled with decisions that consistently set the franchise back. He wasn’t a “hockey guy” and it showed in the decisions he was making.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
Theece
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah the Cowboys being the only exception in this town where you can suck and still sell out.
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this guy gets it
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
He's said this a few times so far...
But basically it’s “I know what I want to do but I don’t know where to start.”
He knows a lot of changes need to be made and the Stars have a ton of holes to fix, and it’s going to take some time.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
who is Gaglardi?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
The AntiJerry
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
this means nothing to me
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
Your face means nothing to me.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Basically
He’s someone that let’s his hockey guys make the decisions but he’s willing to spend money, but do it smartly. He’s a hockey-first guy, loves the sport and has said “I make my money elsehwere, I bought the Stars to win.”
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
oh he owns the stars?
i didn’t know they had been bought
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, mercifully so
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
What do you think this means?
Huge trade deadline deal a la Brad Richards?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Nope.
I think it means they’re going to wait until free agency to really make a splash.
I have an article coming at 11am on DBD that touches on all this, but basically the Stars just don’t have the assets to make such a big trade without compromising the future pieces they have. The Stars need to jettison their aging players like Morrow, Robidas, Souray and perhaps Dvorak and see what they can get.
The Stars have Grossman, who can be used as a major trade piece, and could pair that with a high round draft pick to get someone like Jeff Carter — but I don’t know if you want to trade anything higher than a 3rd round pick for someone like that, and that won’t be enough.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
You think Suter stays in Nashville like he says he wants to after this season?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
He won't be traded, I can tell you that
And I have a feeling Suter ends up in Detroit if he actually goes anywhere.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
I think Suter is going to jettison out of nashville for the payday after this season
but there is no way in hell he gets traded with nashville possibly getting home ice in the playoffs
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
If Nashville pays him enough, he could the the FACE that team needs to bring that franchise to the next level.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Good point.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Oh god not the carter thing again
with a 1st round pick in the range we’re going to pick in you hope that maybe your pick can turn into carter
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
Well...that's the risk, isn't it?
Because this team has the potential to get either a top ten pick or a 15-25 pick. So the value of that pick is incredibly varied and unknown.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
Isn't Carter a bit of a head case?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
maybe nobody really knows how much of a headcase he is vs how much philly was trying to contain the fallout from somewhat of a favorite being traded
i will say i want no part of that 10 year deal regardless of how little he could theoretically cost
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not the biggest fan of Jeff Carter trade.
I think he’d be valuable to this team and yes, he’s a top six guy, but he’s not the “final piece” — which is how you would pay to get him.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
1. What are the realistic chances Morrow gets traded...
2. Who are the biggest impact players the Stars could land in free agency over the summer?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
1. Not good
2. Parise,Suter maybe Semin pretty steep drop after that http://www.capgeek.com/free_agents.php has all the upcoming free agents
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Heh...loaded questions. Love it.
1. I’d say around 25% chance. He’s hurt and it could be chronic. He also has a full NTC.
2. The big players the Stars COULD land in free agency that would also be big impact players are limited. Zach Parise is the biggest name. Alex Semin, Ryan Suter, Ales Hemsky….
There’s just not many great options at forward for players under 30 this year.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Some greatness from
I especially love the one about Titanic.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
found out im going to vegas for work next month - kick ass
found out its when i was planning on going snowboarding – fuck ass
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it would be skiing if it was white man problems
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions
You think black people snowboard?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Jett Jackson does.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yes? i think its very possible that there are black people that snowboard but not exclusively, white people however, only ski
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
I'm confused by your statement
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
the majority of my family snowboards.
my family is white
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
"Black people don't love the cold; we tropical people!"
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
pretty sure there's decent mountains a few hours from Vegas
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
vegas > snowboarding
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
not when its for work
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
yes
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
nope
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
debatable.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
nO
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Depends how much money you have.
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enough for vegas
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Then probably Vegas.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
I'm leaving for Vegas today.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You've already fapped on his pillow, haven't you?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
If one of you...
Doesn’t do this to the other you’re a couple of failures.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
fake
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, IT'S TOTALLY REAL
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Vegas is a pretty baller alternative.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Do want

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you're married.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
You don't know that she wouldn't wear that.
[she wouldn’t]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
It ain't cheating just to look.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
who is?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
No idea
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know if she's a model here,
but they sell those sort of things and similar swimsuits here.
http://www.geekologie.com/2011/07/geek-couture-huge-gallery-of-geeky-dress.php
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
strategically hiding the ol' Adam's apple ... clever
next clue: shoulders too wide …
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Is that what orange ghost is trying to warn us about???
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
yep ... "He's Pac-in!"
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by Schoolly_D on Feb 3, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Welllll played!
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Any negative feedback on H&R Block?
by dolphinpuncher on Feb 3, 2012 9:55 AM CST via mobile reply actions
free for a few more weeks i think
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
I've used TurboTax every year since 2005.
Never had an issue.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
I've used it since 2005
Only problem I’ve found is that it doesn’t handle options very well. You can do it, but it’s difficult.
taxact?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Better than turbotax because?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I prefer the interface
but if you’ve been using turbotax. There is probably no reason to change. If you’re getting both free I’d go with what you’re comfortable using. Your wife handle the taxes?
She started doing them a year or two ago.
She’s been an accountant for 6 years now.
…
=|
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
But yes,
she uses turbotax. We’re still a bit confused as to what taxes I’m supposed to be paying on my graduate stipend. She thought she had it cleared up after searching the tax code and talking to her boss, but then I just got an e-mail from another student saying he took his stuff to a tax consultant and they said part of it was exempt or somesuchIdon’tknowTIREDHEAD
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
...
I would think the portion used for qualified education expenses should be exempt, but the rest is taxable. Is it a fellowship, or a stipend for teaching?
Yeah, that's how we've been doing it.
It’s not a stipend for teaching [because 8 years is long enough and I can’t imagine how much having teaching duties would extend it], but I don’t know how it’s classified.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
she isn’t either.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
Ok, here it is.
An MD/PhD student e-mailed us to say that we shouldn’t be paying social security or medicare…
…know any way to find out if that’s true?
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
I read that while looking around earlier.
Are recipients of Post-Doctoral training grants and fellows subject to the student FICA exemption?
Recipients of stipends do not have FICA and Medicare taxes withheld from their stipends. Stipends are not considered to be wages.
Thaaaaank you, sir!
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Applicable for me as well.
Danke.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
The have someone
knowledgeable about tax issues for grad students in the Graduate School here at UT…
>paying taxes
I seriously hope you guys don’t do this.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Hahah
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
just got my tax return ! party !
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Rainy day
I will be in bed for the foreseeable future
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Go Houston!
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
well fuck...there goes the nice weather
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Looks like a gigantic mouth
about to devour West Texas.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
link?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
here
https://twitter.com/#!/Papagolash/status/165151397258592256
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
dammit fail
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Headed to San Angelo today.
Should be an interesting drive.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Went to high school there
Nothing interesting at all :D
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Going to the inlaws.
Made the drive many, many times.
Very worst part is the stretch from Brady to San Angelo.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
THUNDERSTORMS!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm probably opening Pandora's Box of shitty OT conversation
but I don’t care.
This article pisses me off so much.
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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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Read Michelle Bachman
instantly closed article and agree with your anger
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Sexual intollerance...yawn.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Man...This came out wrong.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
yea makes me rage uncontrollably
i couldn’t read the whole thing
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Ugh
“Let’s stop this dangerous nonsense before it’s too late and more young boys and girls are encouraged to ‘come out’ and practice their ‘gayness’ right in their own school’s homosexual club.”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Don't you know that you can catch the gay?
It’s science, man.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You catch it and then it kills you, I guess?
Suicide rates among gay and lesbian kids are frighteningly high, with attempt rates four times that of their straight counterparts; studies show that one-third of all gay youth have attempted suicide at some point (versus 13 percent of hetero kids), and that internalized homophobia contributes to suicide risk.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
hmmm are MIT students gays?
Compared to the national average for 17- to 22-year-olds in the United States, MIT’s suicide rate is also higher at 20.6 per 100,000 since 1990. The national average during the period was 13.5, according to the study, and at all colleges, an estimated 7 per 100,000 commit suicide.
/logic
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Sound reasoning.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
correlation does not equal causation
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Yep. I knew several in junior high/high school that ended up down this path.
Simply awful.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I assumed it was worse,
but the numbers are startling.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
If I'm a straight guy and wanted to join the gay club?
Is that ok? I feel like with equal rights and all it’s discriminatory if they don’t let me in.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
It's a Gay Straight Alliance
So they would welcome you.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
Can we all practice gayness together?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Only if your moniker holds true
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
i had a friend that tried to join the AASU (african american student union)
they let him in but never put him on the email list for meeting times etc. damn crackers
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
No...
The mexican.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Did I ever tell you how I ran for President of Women in Medicine?
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Knope?

I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
So, I've always been annoyed by that club.
They say that their goal is to promote the issues that women in medicine have to deal with, but in actuality, they were basically a sorority that got to spam our e-mail accounts with (dumb) fundraisers and then never did things to reach out to everybody with that money.
The way A&M does medical school, most organizations really only exist within the first two years. So all officer positions are filled by 2nd years, basically.
Well, nobody was running for WiM officer spots…except for a girl that I particularly disliked. So my friend (a guy) and I signed up to run for VP and President, respectively.
They were…NOT happy.
We got the most grief from girls who had enjoyed the benefits of the sorority, but even some girls who we were reasonably friendly with were a bit perturbed. The thing is, we actually had a plan for what we would have done as officers to make it an actual organization worth the support they got from the school…but eventually the pressure just got to be too much. We compromised in that we helped recruit girls that we liked to run for officer’s positions that we knew would at least try to change it.
…and then we started a non-sponsored club called Men in Medicine that met every Thursday afternoon at the local pub. I think it’s fair to say we had much better attendance, too.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
Michele Bachmann is everything that I find wrong with the world
She was even crazier when she was a state senator here.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
a.m. thread.. fucking beating
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:13 AM CST reply actions
Why'd you even go in there?
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
i always go read the baseball threads...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah but today is not about baseball and you know that.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
worst part is all the randos/strangers
could be legit longtime lurkers or pop-up trolls, but I don’t recognize the names
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
we learn that people go up to R. Kelly @ Disney World and ask him
to pee on them
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Whoever asked about Josh's appearance tonight it's apparently still happening
Josh Ballew Josh Ballew
@KandJHamilton: HUGE Josh fan here. My bro and I have tix to see him speak 2nite in HOU…is he still planning on speaking?
Katie Hamilton Katie Hamilton
@JBallewGigEm06 he’ll be there
I thought they broke up...
But apparently The Darkness has a new album coming out.
Their new single seems fairly tame, though.
http://www.rollingstone.com/videos/new-and-hot/the-darkness-nothins-gonna-stop-us-20120201?link=pv2
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BREAKING NEWS ON ESPN:
BLAKE GRIFFIN DRIBBLED THE BALL IN A GAME LAST NIGHT! IT WAS THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE DRIBBLE IN NBA HISTORY!
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Hah.
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by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
Lana! Lana! Lana!!!!!!!!!
What?
HE REMEMBERS ME!
Last night’s Archer- so much win.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
"Armed with what? Pamphlets about Canada's responsible gun control laws?"
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
"He's crepuscular, get 'em!"
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
"Yes, all of it, you fox-eared asshole!"
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
X
Malory: Have the porter bring me a cobb salad.
Lana: Before or after we capture the dangerous terrorist?
Malory: Before.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Someone bring me breakfast
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
i imagine you eat like a horse.. carrots and wheatgrass
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
I do try to eat healthy
Not always successful though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You'll just give it to a hungover hot girl that banged someone else last night.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
I would not
I am starving
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
go to Sbarro
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
There isn't one
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Authentic New York pizza.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
You realize if you had sex with a girl last night, she could be making you breakfast this very instant.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
either eggs benedict or GTFO
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
Or at the very least...
You wouldn’t be thinking about the hunger pains so much cause some girl choked down your seed last night.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
By "making you breakfast"
he of course means playing with your weiner.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 10:52 AM CST via Android app up reply actions
I ended up with a bowl of oatmeal :/
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Well...That's just as good as sex.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Favorite Quaker Oats oatmeal?
Peaches n’ cream FTW.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
Maple and Brown sugar
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
This
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
This and apples and cinnamon are the two best.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
apples & cinnamon
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
wait, did he get laid last night?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
soo Raylan Givens.....awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
In the least shocking news of the day, Celina OL/DL Jake Raulerson commits to Texas.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
No joke.
Captain Obvious wouldn’t have even touched that one.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
One of the best prospects in the state, right?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Feb 3, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
He probably won't be as good as Ketch will make him seem in the LSR.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
OB
ugh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
He's definitely a good looking prospect.
Just hard to pencil him in anywhere right now. I’ve heard everything from OT to DE to LB.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I heard Left Field
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was in a good mood this morning before I opened LSB
Poor Josh.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:51 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Did you find
the directing sign
on the
straight and narrow highway?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
best chinese food ever for lunch today
jelly
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
where?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
dont know the name.
somewhere down by forest
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Feb 3, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
So, Five Finger Death Punch
I can’t decide if I love this guy’s voice, or absolutely hate it. It’s a very Billy Corgan experience.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
hate it....can't stand them
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Granted, I've heard a grand total of ONE of their songs
It was starting to stray in to Nickelback territory though.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
i'm not gonna make fun of anyone for liking them....just not for me
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I already hate it just from the name.
Don’t just use a pop culture reference to get in with people.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
For those interested...
Here’s my article on the path the Stars need to take to improve long term.
http://www.defendingbigd.com/2012/2/3/2768682/dallas-stars-path-to-improvement-a-long-difficult-road
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
I am not a big music person
but I do have spotify. They now have an anti-love playlist for Valentines day. Some of the titles made me laugh starting with " I hate everything about you ". HA! Who among hasn’t been there
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Thanks for getting the worst song ever stuck in my head.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oh come on now
That’s not even the worst song by that band.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry that you know that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Love to hate you
by Erasure
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
My Funny Valentine
convinces me that Frank was the biggest baller of all time. He insults the girl for most of the song, then seals the deal by telling her not to change. Incredible.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
So I took a wander into the AM thread...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
fail
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I can see it.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
says bandwidth exceeded
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
what is it?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Abe Simpson from the Burlesque House episode
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
ahh i see
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
heh thats awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Only the best grampa gif ever.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
My favorite Grampa moment.
/Grampa busts in with a mallet and wooden stake.
Grampa: WE HAVE TO KILL THE BOY!
Marge: How did you know he was a vampire?
Grampa: He’s a vampire?
Hah
I haven’t been in an a.m. thread for months now, but I especially wasn’t going in there today.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Oh man.
A LOT of opinions flowing through that bad boy.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
lots of misunderstandings
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
it's unusually more like an OT thread
as far as AM threads go
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Fuck I am hungry.
But I don’t want to cook, and I gave the Mrs. all my spare change so ordering is out.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ended up throwing some nuggets in the oven.
They’ll do.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
could you please be more specific?
envisions large sack stamped “NUGGETS”
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Well I enjoy marijuana and I love enjoy bites of chicken that have been battered and fried.
Like I said, you can never go wrong.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
strawberries from California > Mexico
and the Californias are back at H.E.B., finally
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Gawd I miss HEB
This Brookshires bullshit just doesn’t cut it.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
The strawberries I got at Albertsons last night were Cali
and sucked ass. Very disappointing.
However, asparagus is in season and you can get a bundle for 1.99 right now… cheapest you’ll find it all year.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
may be a tad early ... oh but they'll be succulent in a couple months
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
>The strawberries I got at Albertsons last night were Cali
>The strawberries I got at Albertsons last night
>Albertsons
Well there’s your problem
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
but it's so close to my house and there's not an angry hoard of geriatrics stampeding at all hours of the day like at Kroger or WalMart...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And I've gotten plenty of good produce from Bert's
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I worked for Tom Thumb in high school/my mom works for the company, so I might be biased.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Joe's has awesome fruit, but he banned me from the store
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
I wish we had TT in Denton
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
We have Hyvee here.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
No,
Kroger’s is shit. I think it’s more shit in Houston than Dallas, but…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Interesting.
Fred Meyer in Washington is run by Kroger’s and is pretty nice. The Kroger’s I’ve been to in Indiana is nice, as well.
That said, I don’t remember them being nice in Grapevine.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
So nice every one I saw in Seattle had a jewelry store in it.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
Most do.
In fact, probably every one I’ve been to.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oh sure,
some are ‘nice’, but that’s third on the list of things I look for in a grocery store.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Love this time of year.
It’s grillin season.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
grilled asparagus is one of my favorite things to eat in the whole world
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Is this a fart joke?
Because if so, yeah.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
We're not into that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
He actually looks just like him.
Just a little shorter, and isn’t black.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Piastra!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I'm convinced
Oregon produces the best berries out of all of the states.
blue, black, straw, marion all delicious.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I'd never heard of marionberry until I went to Seattle in '09.
There was a tub of marionberry jam on the table with the usual strawberry, and grape. I was deeply saddened when no one yelled “Bitch set me up!” when I opened it.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
How have you not heard of Marion Berry?
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Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
*Barry.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I had never heard of the fruit marionberry.
I even made a Marion Barry reference in the original post.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
We bought a marionberry and jalepeno sauce
that we put on some bratwurst and kielbasa…yum.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Susan G Komen is a fucking scam..
Stop giving your money away to these awful people who run it.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 3, 2012 11:29 AM CST via mobile reply actions
What if I really just love the color pink?
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
???
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Now in the right thread.
Fuck you, Madden.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
joke's on you: that's FRANK CALIENDO !!!
HE’S THAT GOOD, PEOPLE !!!
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
It feels like Frank Caliendo or someone equally unfunny
is the OC in this Superstar mode. THESE PLAYS SUCK LET KILLA CAM BE KILLA CAM
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
AND NOW STEVE SMITH DROPS THE BALL
WHAT THE FUGG SON
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I am so happy my GF is on to her Orthopedic stuff in PA school
Saves me the money of going to the urgent care center every time I get a soccer injury.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
People are camping out for College Gameday and have been since Wednesday.
It’s thunderstorming tonight.
I can’t help but smile at that.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
So you dislike the people that are camping out so much
that you take personal pleasure in hearing that their night will be ruined by severe thunderstorms?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Dang.
Everyone’s so sensitive today.
I may as well get this off my chest: Asians and women can’t drive!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Schoolly is going to kill you with a ninja star
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Feb 3, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
ITT, we say what we're thinking:
I turn down the stereo at intersections by my work for fear that people will hear me listening to thug rap, ala Office Space.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Do you also lock the door?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
My VW caters to white paranoia and locks the car door as soon as I get above 10 mph
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
"I got my pistol point n' cocked, ready to link shots nonstop
until I see yo’ monkey ass drop!"
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
It's just funny to me that people spend 3 days in a tent.
Just to get on TV for an hour.
But then again, I’m not a very nice person.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Have we discussed P. Manning being cleared to play?
Where does he land next year?
Place yo bets!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Indy
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
No chance.
San Fran.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What about AZ?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, I think this.
He’ll want another ring and that’s the best situation for it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Gotta have at least as many as his brother
/shit
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
you shut your whore mouth
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't like it either.
I’m put in the awkward position of rooting for Belicheat, which I’m not very happy about.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The Church of the Hoodie is a good church.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yeah, I don't really have any strong negative feelings toward the Pats.
And I actually like Brady, but pretty much on any other occasion I would be rooting for the ‘underdog’
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I like Brady too.
I’d usually root for the UNderdog or History, but I HATE Eli Manning.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
And that's what it boils down to.
Can’t have Eli ‘in the discussion’ with Brady.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
A discussion between retarded people (Herm Edwards, Mike Golic, Colin Cowherd, I'm looking at you)
is still retarded.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
The Pats are favored,
but it seems that popular opinion is with the Giants right now. The line has moved down steadily all week.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
And, shit, did we learn nothing from 2007?
Related note: I did not realize David Tyree is now retired.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, when he made those... political statements
he was already washed out of the league.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
I can't be the only one who just really isn't all that bothered by the Spygate thing?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
I'm really not.
I just would rather not root for either.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm not
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Right on
I mean, yeah they should’ve been fined, penalized, whatever.
But I don’t think it should be brought up every time you mention the guy’s name. He’s still a fantastic coach, and that whole organization is pretty much the model franchise for success in the NFL.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
He got caught.
But you know he can’t be the only one.
It’s not a big deal to me either.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I was going to say something like this
but figured I’d be accused of wearing homer glasses.
I think had they been the only ones, the penalties would have been a lot worse. They were just the ones that got caught.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm not sure
SF is just going to give up on Smith.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
He's a FA.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
That doesn't mean he's necessarily
going to walk though. He’s in a pretty good situation out there right now and if SF offers him to stay I think he will.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I think this year was probably the best possible outcome for a QB like him.
To get over the bump, they need to upgrade. He looked BAD a lot of times in the NFCCG
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
My $$ is on Washington
Mainly because I’d give just about anything to see them not draft RGIII.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Colts- 20%
Redskins- 15%
SF- 25%
Arizona- 20%
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Place, not HEDGE!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Is there any other kind of Londoner?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Siri, tell Jam I'll reply to him at length when I'm done Azn driving ...
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
SO RESPONSIBLE!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I found two people who agree with this opinion
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Someone tried to convince me that the Cowboys need to trade Romo for Cutler
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
lolcutler.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Or get Manning
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Ugh
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
They used a Bleacher Report article as their evidence
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Sadly, people will actually think this.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Cowboys fans
have just about driven me in to the arms of another team. Such a beating.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
That one's a bit of a stretch
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
That's keytarded.
/I’m so sorry.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
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"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
needs more chuck norris
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Feb 3, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMEBODY JUST SENT THIS TO ME ON FACEBOOK THIS MORNING AND IT’S LIKE THE GREATEST THING EVER
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Truf
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
baltimore
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
(not really, the jets is my guess)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Work is having a chili cookoff today.
Trying to find out how many samples include beans.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm going to have you deported.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Why? Because you can't admit that beans are essential to good chili?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Feb 3, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
beans are not essential to a good chili
by can we get hatcher back on Feb 3, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
You're right, I've made the argument too convoluted.
Beans are chili.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Eat a dick.
with some beans.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
How did you get the bean above the frank?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
*In my best Troy McClure voice
Jada Fire retired yesterday. You might remember her from such films as “Fuck me Harder White Boy 2,” “Ass Eaters Unanimous 16” and “Don’t Look Now But There’s a Cock in Your Ass.”
You might remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial 'M' for Murderousness".
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You might remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "All in the Family 2000"
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You might remember me from such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House".
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You might remember me from such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge".
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You might remember be from such motivational films as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid"
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You might remember me from such public service videos as "Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness".
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You might remember me from
such Fox Network Specials as “Alien Nose Job” and “The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show”.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Hi, I remember you from such filmstrips as "Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll"
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
You may remember me from such dates as
last night’s dinner.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Oh God this is it...
/thread
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
"Mmmm, that's good Billy!"
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
"Don't kid yourself Jimmy; if a ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's a load of tripe
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Bovine University in real life = __?__
(heh heh, sits back w/ popcorn …)
"Honor your Scholly" -- Maximillian, Jan. 31 2012
Is there any doubt?
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"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like anywhere in Indiana is an acceptable answer.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
You knew that, though.
It says “TCU” across the top.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
SHOTS FIRED
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
SIC'EM BEARS
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Let's find something we can come together over:

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
White pants?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Wait
You hate the Baylor uniforms???
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I hate those pants.
But changing the pants means you probably need to change the helmet and I really don’t care enough about uniforms to go into changing everything.
Well,
if it makes you feel better they did alter them. What do you hate about them? Are you anti-gold pants?
Apparently it’s not the players’ favorite, which is why they don’t often go with it. I like them, though.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Gotcha.
That’s fine, but I really prefer them. I understand why others don’t, though.
My favorite uni is when they substitute the green jersey into that look up there.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The new pants are a butt
Brasher stripes are fucking awesome, even if those were a little wide.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah,
I don’t disagree. I wonder how much of it is positive vibes from my college days.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
My big issue
is they just wore California’s pants recolored even though it didn’t fit anything else in the set.
I bet if Nike predicted RG3’s year, they would have worked up something custom.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
I know you're all 'happy to be here' and all,
but we’re going to need you to work up some good Texas college rivalry sports hate. WVU is replacing Mizzou in this regard, so….
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Come football season, I'll have plenty of hate.
I haven’t forgotten September.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'd eat a platypus.
You have to watch out for the poisonous glands, though.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I wonder how many people know what DNA stands for.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Jay Leno could have a field day with it during Jay Walking.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Pretty sure I do, but I'm just as sure I couldn't spell it.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
Never understood why it wasn't DRNA
Guess that’s harder to say, or something.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
dRNA perhaps?
Probably to save from confusion/letters.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I do.
But I won’t show off. Also, RNA, tRNA, and all their confusing cousins. Now, don’t ask me what they do. Something to do with replication.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That's like asking what motor vehicles do.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
HELP KEEP THIS GREAT COUNTRY GOING IF YOU WOULD ONLY BUY AN AMERICAN CAR, YOU COMMUNIST!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Cue the blowjob jokes in 5...4...3...2...
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
Depends on what your definition of is is.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Toyota Sequoia says hi
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
[That was my point]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
My original point
in using the sarcastic all caps was that plenty of ‘foreign cars’ are made in the US and that you don’t, in fact, need to buy a Big3 car to buy a US-made car.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
My old Saturn SC2 disagrees
but it didn’t stop me
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm trying to put up some shelves.
The studfinder’s AC warning goes ballistic when it goes over the stud that would be on the far left side of the shelf; so the perfect anchor point.
I can anchor it on the stud on the right side and the center, and then put a wall anchor somewhere on the left side just off the stud. Problem is sometimes the AC light goes off in that range (about 4" from the left edge of the shelf), and sometimes it doesn’t.
Advice? I’m going to my grandfather and brother who both have tons of experience with this stuff in a bit, but I figure someone here might have some input, too.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Studs are typically about 16 inches from each other on an interior wall and about 1.5-2" wide.
So if you have one that you know exists, and your shelf is longer than 16 inches, you probably have another you could use.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The shelf is 37.25" across.
Where I want to put it (and by that I mean the only place I could put it), it hits three studs.
Now, the instructions say it only needs to be anchored in to two, but does it matter if one of them is more towards the middle than on the end?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Depends on what you're putting
on the shelf. Also, how sturdy/thick is the shelf itself?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Not very?
I dunno. It’s just a Rubbermaid wall shelf set-up I’m using to give our kitchen some badly-needed space.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Is the shelf
secured to the brace? or does it just sit on top of it?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
There's a thingy that goes across the top, and you hang the uprights from that.
The uprights get secured to the wall, but most of the weight is on the top. . . whatever, frame? Can’t come up with the right word immediately.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Take a picture of the whole thing and put it on facebook.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Here's a picture from the website to start with.

The shelves I got are different (tighter mesh for food stuff), but otherwise it’s the same thing.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This person has an incredible amount of pastel clothing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It looks like a Park Ranger who really like dressing up for Easter.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You're fucked.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
What a boring wardrobe.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Ideally they'd be about six inches in from the edges, but that's not an overly large shelf anyway.
How far is the left stud from the edge?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The edge will actually be on the stud itself, almost perfectly centered from what I can tell.
The problem is the AC button going crazy over that stud.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Button? Light. And annoying beep.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
So you're going to have one that is almost dead center, or even slightly to the left of center
You should have enough room for a third stud support on the right side if the shelf is 37 inches.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Okay, so it doesn't matter if the stud finder is telling me there's a live wire there when it's centered on the left stud.
Where it’s set to go right now, there is a stud on the right side, a stud in about the center, and the stud on the left where the AC light goes off.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It should work.
The easiest way is to measure out from the center stud you know is there. If it’s about 16 inches to where you’re getting a positive signal, you can be pretty sure those studs are there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
What Aqua said.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
The live wire really shouldn't be a problem.
The drywall is secured to the stud and the wire is in between studs.
The screw you are using shouldn’t hit the wire.
However, if it does, please have someone available to video you doing this and then post it to youtube.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Okay, this is mostly what I wanted to know.
Still going to confirm with others, but thanks.
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The wire should be secured to a stud if it was done properly
Or contained within a conduit going to a box. Even if it wasn’t and is just hanging loose, you’re not going to pierce it with a screw going into a stud.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
>>Philkid died that day, his fiancee vowing revenge on "those assholes at LSB" for bringing this misfortune into her life.
>>>Her supervillain name will be Studfinder.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
sounds more like her porn name
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
That scares me, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yep.
Depends how they bid the job if they will use the money to do it right.
Also looking at repairs when the wiring goes bad.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Well it should get caught in the inspection
but for housing especially stuff gets missed or inspectors just don’t give a shit.
I wonder if this will be discussed at all
Jimmy Traina
@JimmyTraina
According to Mike Francesa, Tim Tebow refused to do an interview with Rosie O’Donnell on Sirius because she’s gay.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
I would refuse to do it because she's a dumb bitch.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Feb 3, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
That's a rec.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I will forever love the dispute between her and Donald trump.
There was some serious good stuff going on there.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
First off, I want to thank God almighty, for giving everyone so much, and me so little.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
"Why don't you click ya heels together 3 times and go back to Africa?"
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
green
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
I'll bet he's just waiting to get on Ellen.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
DAT FOCUS ON THE FAMILY
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I think 'greatest thing since sliced bread' is a misnomer.
Unsliced bread is pretty awesome too… I like having the option of extra thick slices for a sandwich or thinner slices for a piece of toast.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I like places
like Eatzi’s where you can get a fresh loaf of bread and if you choose have it sliced however you want.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I love bread.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
It weirds me out when people post without using the subject line.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's visually distracting, so I notice it,
though it inclines me to not read the post.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It looks really creepy.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
not as creepy as a crucifix
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Did I start that stupid subthread?
I feel like I did.
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Nope not you,
…this time.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
x
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
You, sir, could not be a fan of Cleveland sports.
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Fear the Sword Guidelines
Do not use subject lines for comments. When the thread has bold all over the place, it looks sloppy. It’s just a comment, does it really need a subject line? Only use a very short subject if you are posting a picture or GIF.
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That’s retarded. This looks way more sloppy than subjects.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
They put these things in their community guidelines.
I can’t find LGT’s for some reason.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I need to write guidelines for ODB.
This will be one of them. Use subject lines.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
But they don't usually use subject lines.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Reply fail.
The OSU blog doesn’t.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It runs in with the sig's.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Dawgs by Nature Guidelines
It has become a standard for many posters at DBN to not use the subject line when responding with a comment. This is not a requirement by any means, but I think you’ll find that it does make your posts easier to read. Sometimes it is appropriate to use the subject line in a comment – for example, in an “Open Free Agency Thread”, you might post “Eric Barton Signed” in the subject line, before posting your actual comment, to help outline a “topic within a topic”.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
They also spend a lot of time mocking other blogs as weird when they go there and see subject lines.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
http://www.letsgotribe.com/search?advanced_search=true&scope=community&type=Comment&order=date&all_these_words=subject+line&this_exact_phrase=&any_of_these_words=&results_per_page=100&created_after_freeform=&created_after=&created_before_freeform=&created_before=&search_user[username]=&btn_advanced=Search
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Our old friend Sheawasbettor is the first result.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ahahahahahah yes!
On a side note, the OSU blog is dead at SB Nation.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oklahoma State?
Because you have to say the name.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Ugh
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I like the Mizzou blog
But now everybody posts a bunch of Cardinals WS gifs and it makes me sad.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Never been there.
What is it called?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh, sorry, I thought you were being funny.
I meant Ohio State trying to think of other blogs under the Cleveland Fan sphere of influence.
OSU is Along the Olentangy
OSU is Building the Dam
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
So which one is dead? Ohio State?
That would surprise me. They have a huge fanbase.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I just picked up a great writer that is going to handle baylor baseball.
I’m pumped about it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yeah, Ohio State.
My guess is they have another major site(s) elsewhere.
Similarly, Over the Monster is not that crazy, because SOSH gets all the action. Pinstripe Alley is also not that busy.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This makes me somewhat happier
that we didn’t go with Those Brazos Bears.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Is it I'll be damned?
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Probably because people are afraid to click a link or search for a site called "cowboysrideforfree"
while at work.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Let's Go Tribe Guidelines
Oh yeah, about the comments with the subject line: back in the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth, all comments had required subject lines. So please bear with the eye pain.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
They don't expressly forbid it in their guidelines, but they do spend a lot of time bashing people for using them.
It’s like an unwritten rule.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Nobody has signatures over there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
My God. I'm reading the "Fielder to DET" thread.
It’s just awful.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
How are they not laughing at that deal?
How are so many people saying it’s worth it?!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
They're just caught up in the Big Signing Honeymoon period
I imagine we would’ve reacted the same way if the Rangers had signed Cliff Lee or Prince or Pujols to a preposterous 7-8 year deal for $texas.
Give ‘em a couple years to see the financial ramifications of the deal and they’ll make our grousing about Face’s contract sound like polite misgivings.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
This is the Indians blog, though.
Not Detroit’s. The Indians fans should see how dumb it is straightaway.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Damn
Gonna put myself in the penalty box for that one.
See you guys in 5.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
If the Rangers had signed Fielder for that I would have put all my energy in to this season because we would be better this season.
I would not in any way deny how scary thing thing makes the future.
But, again, this is beside the point since we’re talking about Let’s Go Tribe.
I also notice they seem to ignore the future a LOT at many other blogs. It is always and only about the next season. I wonder if LSB’s focus on long-term is a result of what our FO seems to focus on, or just a coincidence.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Granted.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't see how you even do it regularly.
When you press reply, it puts the cursor into the subject line first. That means to skip posting a subject line, you have to purposefully tab into the text box and then hit enter.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Look a newb!
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't know if this has been mentioned, but
NFL adding more THursday games and ALL teams will get a primetime game.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Bah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
From a Tebow article
But it was during a conversation with two attractive female servers behind the scenes where the Denver Broncos superstar showed his real sense of humor. Tebow told the ladies, who were taking a break from serving the crowd of around 1,000 guests, that his real name was "Tommy Turbo."
“He told us he was called Tommy Turbo, not Tebow," said a waitress named Deborah, 26. "He said it was because he was a really good chess player and played really fast. He was pretty funny and we had a good time talking to him. I know he is famous but he was really friendly and a lot of fun."
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
And now, we wait for the Turbo Man: Tebow Edition photoshop
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Tommy Turbo might be the funniest nickname ever.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
Jadeveon "Doo Doo" Clowney would like a word.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Just popped my GF's Sonic cherry
She was fascinated by the limeade and slush choices. And agreed the tots are pretty darn good.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Route 44 Powerade slush is the only thing I get there.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I should give their desert drinks another try.
I just really dislike the food, so I don’t frequent the place much at all.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nobody
had better limeades than Braums, nobody.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
I remember Braums
We don’t have them up here in MN though, just got our first Sonic like 2 years ago. Dairy Queen is based out of here too so it would be hard to break in to this market. Much like Minneapolis is the only major city in America without a Wal-Mart in it.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
No Walmart?
Sounds like heaven.
I know people from Chicago who have never eaten at or been to Sonic.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
They have them in the suburbs, a couple anyway
The Target I get most of my stuff at is Target #1, which I always find amusing for some reason.
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Also multipurposed. Add vodka to just about any limeade or drink from Sonic and you're good.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I should have gotten a bigger cherry limeade
For only having it once a year, I should have been to enjoy it longer
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
Wow, the AM thread is exactly why I wish I went in to internet psychology.
So damn fascinating.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
The psychology of someone's made up persona.
At least you would have job security.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
We all did.
Everyone is an expert on that stuff.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
we are all experts on everything
/internet
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
OMG
Got a wrap sandwich from the cafe downstairs in our new office- sooooo good. Think I may be eating down there more often.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
How good can a wrap really be?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Heh
Like listening to people talk about “the best salad bar in town.”
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
"I managed to make it 18 years in Waco without getting hit in the face by a dead racoon."- River Fenix
by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
I got a chicken & avocado sandwich on jalapeno cornbread
from one of the catering places in Austin for lunch. Delicious.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Cool!
We have an image of a crashed Millennium Falcon at the bottom of the sea near Sweden.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Where did you find this?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Here
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
200 feet across.
Yeesh.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Only 300 feet down
You could get good pictures of this (almost definitely natural formation) pretty easily.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Looks like rocks to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
It's almost definitely a rock formation
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
It's almost definitely not the Milleneum Falcon from the movie Star Wars.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
George Lucas ... maker of documentaries?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
nah...probably just planted there by Lucas
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
you somehow didnt post the greatest ancient aliens thing ever

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
cool
I read this story before the images were released.
calling my ticket dude back regarding tailgate weekend
how many extras should i ask for? at 55 now.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I imagine we'll find a home for however many you pick up.
As opening day approaches, I wonder if interest will actually increase.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
well i am wondering how many extras i should try to get/put a deposit on
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
like 5 more?
8 more? 10 more?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
5 minimum, but I'm sure we could all find at least 10 more family friends between us.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Easy.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
so you think another 10 on top of whose agreed to come
its actually jsut anothet 9 – BT wants a ticket
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
well i'm for sure paying you this weekend so thats 2 unless you're already counting me
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
you are on the list
looks like i am asking for 65, this is 8 extra
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
That's plenty.
If people didn’t get in, they can just procure their own tickets. And if by some off chance we don’t get the extras sold to LSBers, it shouldn’t be hard to unload those on Stubhub or whatnot.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
we are good
65 seats together = a go.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
holy smokes
Good work, man. Thanks for taking the lead on this… wouldn’t have happened with out you.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
hey im not doing jack
you and witt are the ones doing the real work
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Your initiave, organization skills, and talent for talking to the right person
are all things I struggle with. Flipping meat while drinking alcohol is fun.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
\//\// (()) \//\// !!!!
.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I don't get it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
It says WOW.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Isn't that how people make images of vaginas with letters?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
gracias ....i'm fucking stoked for this
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
boom

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
OH MY GOD THEY GET BETTER.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Shouldn't take long.
You’re fired!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The lady's face in the top right is hilarious
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
All I hear in my head:
DIP SET DIP SET DIP SET
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
ALL OF THESE WOMEN NOT ONLY APPROVE BUT ARE ENCHANTED BY THIS FOUR YEAR OLD WHORE
PROFESSORFARSNWORTHMOTHERFUCKINGIDONTWANTTOLIVEONTHISMOTHERFUCKINGPLANETANYMOTHERFUCKINGMORE.MOTHERFUCKINGGIF
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I had to double check to make sure Herbie didn't post this.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Discuss...

"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Patriots fan? Or Dolphins fan that lost a bet?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
Dolphins fan
He had to do this to get Super Bowl tickets. He probably decided to beat the guy and take the tickets.
Oh college...

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
by drummermoe on Feb 3, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
This makes me feel much better about my own creativity.
I got drunk watching Wrestlemania one year in college and hung a big STONE COLD sign on the main entrance to the SFA campus.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Damn.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Feb 3, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
I could never get my pencils and paper clips to stick.
Some kids were badass at that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
HAHAH!
that’s amazing!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I mean that Fart joke was almost always there, even before they put up new signs around campus.
But whomever did this certainly took it to a new level.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Heh
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They have a good art program too.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Well that was close
Lightening struck really close to me. Scared the hell out of me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Just think of the extra strength you could have added to your serve if you had been struck
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
I think you mean he takes his wood and whacks it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
That's how Superheros are made.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Step aside!
It’s celibacy man!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
THE COCKBLOCKER.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
And the great opportunities to use ACDC as your walk-up music.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So, just played the Kingdom of Alamur demo...
That is one fun game.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
what kind of game is it
what games is it like?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
It's from some of the creators of the Elder Scrolls series, specifically Morrowwind and Oblivion.
3rd person RPG. Curt Schilling’s first game from his dev team he owns.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
so is it like the elderscrolls?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
It seems to be a little more streamlined and combat based
while still keeping the open world feel.
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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, it's combat based
And it’s open world with what seems to be a ton of quest options. In fact, it was a bit overwhelming at first at how many options you had right away.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
Jeff Gerstmann seemed to like it when he discussed it on the Bombcast.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I don't think it's groundbreaking
It takes a number of elements from several games and puts them together.
It’s a fun, cartoon-y RPG style game.
To be honest, it felt almost like a Jak & Daxter type of game. If that makes sense.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
Can you get a bloody sock in it?
@AdamLikesBeer If you are in Minneapolis I can tell you where to get a good brew.
It's an action-based RPG
Sort of cartoony in a way, not exactly super serious. Lots and lots of items and options you pick up immediately for armor, spells, weapons, etc.
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Leaving at 3:30 today
for no other reason than I realized filling out my time card today that I have an hour and a half comp time I never used from like a half year ago.
Feels good. Feels real good.
cs,b
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Whatever happened to the day
when baseball players were supposed to be alcoholics?!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That was before they were multimillionaires in the making.
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I'm telling you.
Next they’re gonna tell me I can’t smoke in church anymore.
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After reading about the Cleveland SBN blogs guidelines
I have to take a little bit of time to thank Adam for making LSB the way it is.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
how crazy are the rules?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Scroll up a little bit
They aren’t as bad as BtB, but they’re bad.
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Now go off and use profanity while talking politics!
Sony forget about personal attacks!
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Don't*
Not Sony
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He hates SBN guidelines, too
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
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Or *they* do
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think the subject line rules are ridiculous
We keep it a bit tighter at DBD, mainly because the demographic of the blog is so much different there. But generally, I like to think we aren’t too crazy about it.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Why wouldn't you use the subject line?
It’s ridiculous
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 2:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I really don't get it, honestly.
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It's more idiotic than Revs hair
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They're idiots
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by Gay For Feliz on Feb 3, 2012 4:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ok, so I'm doing great with complex algebra but struggling to remember the simple shit.
-9i – (-5+4i)
This is (5 – 5i), right?
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No.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
i looked at this and just remembered how thankful iam to never need this shit again.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
T to the H to the I to the S
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
How?
-9i – (+4i) is -5, right?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Shitballs.
This simple shit is going to fuck me up.
Gotcha. Thanks.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I always skip that step.
I haven’t done math like this since 2000, so I’m trying to remember all the rules on the fly.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
So -9i-4i+5 = -13i+5 = 5-13i
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Yuop
And that’s what I originally thought it was.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
We need more of this on OT threads.
Math problems are fun to talk through.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, don't tempt me.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
I can go for this!
It’s the one subject I have a chance of coming out looking like something other than a complete ass!
lofty goals there.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.
Let's get some Geometry proofs up in here!
No, let’s not.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
We could have homework help subthreads.
I’dbe all over that.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I actually liked proofs. But my geometry teacher is the reason why I started to hate math.
Used to be my best subject and also why I was accepted into the gifted & talented program.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I was really good at math until calculus.
But I never liked it.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
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I loved math until calculus.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Same here.
Calculus was basically learning another language.
I should have taken Spanish or better yet Japanese.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
Learning kanji is almost as bad as Calculus, if you ask me
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
So many random ass symbols.
And imaginary numbers.
IF THE NUMBERS ARE IMAGINARY, WHY DO WE FUCKING CARE?
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Yup
Once letters and fucking Greek started replacing the numbers in my math homework, my grades went straight to poop.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Specifically, calculus 2. I do like statistics, though. I contend that it’s because I actually like numbers and thus stopped liking math at the levels that it became more (greek) letters than numbers.
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I made 100s in Geometry
and hated every single second of it.
Algebra and Pre-cal? Pfffft. Only passed because my defensive line coach was my teacher.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
I finished with a 110 overall average for the entire year in Geometry
So they put me in AP Pre-Cal.
I….did not do so well.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
Heh word
I never took actual Calculus. After the clusterfuck that was pre-Cal, there was no way that was going down.
In college I took my C+ in Ideas in Mathematics my first semester and then shut that shit down forever.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
Since I'm a journalism major, we ony had to take college algebra
and I tested out because my SAT was high enough.
The only math I had to take at Mizzou was statistics (which counts as a science here).
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I've heard Statistics can be a real bitch though
I’m probably gonna have to take it as a pre-req in grad school.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
I loved Stat
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
If it's practical I should do ok
The reason I could do so well in geometry was because I could visualize and conceptualize an angle, a degree, a measure of volume, etc.
But algebra? Calculus? How the fuck do you visualize a co-sign, or a tangent, or a function? Too abstract for my brain to handle.
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
I know how to go on a tangent.
But that’s not calc.
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colonialbob
You'll do fine then
This is the problem I had as well
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Sometimes statistics can be a bit woozy think about
Understanding what a p-value or some such is actually saying and how it gets misrepresented in everyday usage falls into that territory.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I took it during summer once.
Man that was huge mistake.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
Stats was super easy.
I got a 100 in it.
It was probably the professor, but we got a formula sheet so it was basically just knowing which numbers to plug in.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Statistics was tough, but I did well at it.
It helped that I had a hot blonde as a study partner, so I worked harder in that class than I did in any of my others.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I did fine in pre-Cal, but that was in high school.
When I jumped into Calculus at UT, that was a whole other story.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Algebra was super easy for me.
Unfortunately then next math class was geometry.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
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No pre-calculus or calculus please.
I barely passed that calc in high school, yet somehow made a 4 on the AP exam while only finishing one section.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
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I got a 1 on the Calculus AP Exam
=)
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Nope.
The scale is 1-5
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Best being 5.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I got a 3 or 4 on every single one I took which I think ended up being like 7 or so exams.
I was a nerd, wasn’t i?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
They kept telling me I was special when I would sign up year after year for more AP tests.
I fear I misunderstood them now.
Junior year I took 5.
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I'm trying to remember all the ones I took.
English Language (junior year)
Would have taken English Lit but I was to the exam by 2 minutes and the teacher wouldn’t let me take it.
Spanish Language (junior year)
Spanish Lit (senior year)
AB Calc (senior year)
US History (junior year)
US Government (senior year)
Microeconomics (senior year)
I feel like I missing one or two, but I can’t for the life of me think of what they could be.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
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"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
was late*
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
That sucks.
I remember having the calc one on my birthday senior year and the day before having econ.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Took them a year to refund the money I paid to take the damn thing.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
You should have just gone to TAMS
=)
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A number of people from my high school applied and were accepted to TAMS.
So many in fact that they had to put people on wait lists to allow for people from elsewhere that chance to get in.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Plano?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yeah. Specifically the East cluster since Clark/Williams/Plano East are the only Plano schools that offer IB.
Therefore all the students in the West or Plano cluster who want to do IB transfer to my school.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
That makes sense.
There were definitely a lot from there. Big asian group, my year.
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I really hope you're not kidding.
This would be awesome if so.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Why would you joke about it?
Because the thought of going 10 years thinking you aced a calculus exam and really did the complete opposite is …….. hilarious.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
AB or BC?
I took AB.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
BC
My AB subscore was 2.
So no credit given.
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This is how mine went :/
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It was really hard.
I sucked at calc.
I never understood anything.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I was able to do okay in the class because there were only a couple topics on a test at a time
But put it all together…awful
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I wanted to take BC but I realized that was crazy talk as I was taking honors pre-calc concurrently with calc.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
Yeah let's....
No. Let’s not do that. Not at all.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
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by WildcatPhoenix on Feb 3, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
wouldn't it be -13i+5?
Then again I haven’t taken a math class since high school.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
That's what it looks like to me, too.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Yup.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't even have the slightest.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The most I use numbers is to count how many hours until I get to go home.
I think the answer is
5-13i
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
I'm sure i've mentioned it before, but Khan academy is great for help with math.
Especially if it save a trip to the tutoring center.
So I just overheard a conversation between two of my Christian co-workers
talking about how absurd Scientology is.
I chuckled.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
Good call, dude.
This was a worth while post.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
i enjoyed it
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Feb 3, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Hah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Wow, biting sarcasm from Disney Boy.
How on earth will I recover?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Really, man?
What are you, enrolled in Josey’s school of stupid name calling?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Why do you care?
He started shit with me for no apparent reason and you’re defending him?
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 4, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
New official LSB dog.

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2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 3:01 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Oh I get it. It's because it looks like a penis, not because it's yours and you're proud of it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I post pictures of my dog on here all damn day.
but in this case, that is correct.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
It toke me a second
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Took*
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Poor dog.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Feb 3, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Hahaha. Awesome.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
seconded
"I would rather watch a BigTill/KOK sexfest than a 2 1/2 Men or Glee marathon."-River Fenix
Went to a really cool event last night in NYC. Heard Dave McKenna, Dan Steinberg, and Sally Jenkins
all talk about journalism stuff. McKenna was the guy who wrote the Dan Snyder article which resulted in a lawsuit that was ultimately dropped.
Hearing Sally Jenkins talk about just how bad Paterno’s condition was when she interviewed him was sad.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
hows the internship?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
It's good. Bored right now though :(
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
We talked at length about Sally Jenkins' Paterno stuff in class.
Twas interesting chat.
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
Was lucky enough to join them for drinks afterwards, as well. I'm actually interning at another place
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
place too, that is.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Feb 3, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
buncha freaking nerds!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Are you considered an internet nerd since you're here so often.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Of course.
I’m an internet nerd, baseball nerd, Star Wars nerd, food nerd, Simpsons nerd, music nerd, and bike nerd. But math is for nerd nerds.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
NERRRRRRDDDDDD!
We did a version of this (Summer Nights) in Cub Scouts with new words to talk about how awesome scouting was. Half of us were dressed up as girls
colonialbob
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"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Is she having a stroke?
Like that newswoman on live tv?
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
My connection is lagging
The slo mo version is hilarious.
by lost in space on Feb 3, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
It feels like it's time for a new thread.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
DoIt.gif
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
that too
Yahoo Serious needs to make a damn pick.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
This guy?

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"if there is anything LSB is good at, it's dispute resolution." --BHill on Nov 23, 2011 8:13 PM
"I prefer America's penis" --Bob Loblaw on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM
I am going to run out of Australia insults before the season even starts.
that’s how much Jon sucks.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Feb 3, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently the SBN outages yesterday resulted from DDoS attacks.
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iblum finally made good
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
iblum?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Lol.
They didn’t specify who.
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by Brandon Worley on Feb 3, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
Just read that email.
Pretty intense.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No kidding?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
IANF started at new OT
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
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colonialbob

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